gta-online

[jagged sedge]

Guess

[muted terrace]

Just imagine the amount of money he HAS from his patents

[steep zealot]

So wall is loaded

[violet flint]

are you talking about bogdan

[muted terrace]

Yep

[steep zealot]

Uhm 700k ?

[slim kindle]

u can replay as many times as u want, 6mil each in 2 hours if u keep doing back2back

[jagged sedge]

Lmao

[muted terrace]

NOT just loaded MEGA MEGA LOADED

[brazen heath]

Yo anyone know how to merge benny’s wheels onto a vigilante?

[slim kindle]

yea

[violet flint]

@slim kindle my friend is gonna help me with that already, what’s a good solo method tho

[pliant kestrel]

sure I have 700k dollars, lets go with that one

[muted terrace]

So humble

You have so much money yet stay humble

[slim kindle]

cayo perico, but it takes time

[graceful turtle]

why would you do that lol

it breaks the wheels

[steep zealot]

If u see a random cargo bob following u don’t panic its probably friendly

[violet flint]

did the replay for cayo work on console

[brazen heath]

It looks cool

[slim kindle]

about 50mins for setups and 15 mins for the heist

[slim kindle]

yeah u need a duo for that

[violet flint]

that’s not too bad how much do i get like around 1 mil?

[violet flint]

does the agency replay work on console

[slim kindle]

1.5 mil if u wait 72 hrs to get the pink diamond

[violet flint]

wdym wait?

[slim kindle]

idk what that is

[violet flint]

ah ok it’s the dre contract replay

[steep zealot]

Should i spend my last 32$ at the shoe store ?

[slim kindle]

if u do cayo perico and u don’t get pink diamond, finish the heist then wait 72hrs before starting cayo perico again. this will give u the pink diamond. it’s not based on chance it’s based on cooldown time

[brazen heath]

Yo anyone know how to merge benny’s wheels onto a vigilante?

[sour zenith]

Yes

[graceful turtle]

20% pink diamond

[violet flint]

ah i see and how about the cheaper primaries how much do they give

[sour zenith]

Yes but you’ll only get 50K as opposed to the full payout.

[slim kindle]

?

[graceful turtle]

40% bearer bonds 40% ruby necklace

[steep zealot]

Bet

[graceful turtle]

@slim kindle

Chances after waiting 72h

[sour zenith]

Yeah it’s still RNG based the % chances just change

[violet flint]

oh damn and how long does it take

[civic surge]

wish cars weren't so expensive bruh

[steep zealot]

Thats not a shoe store 😭

[violet flint]

15?

[umbral dagger]

Just got gold for my primary target should I complete the three approaches and do aggressive approach or do the big con which is set to hard mode and get 2 others

[sour zenith]

Finale should take like maybe 10 minutes or less

[violet flint]

does the mk1 have like a jump or do you just rely on gravity

or can you steer upwards actually

[dapper iron]

It is tho

[violet flint]

from starting on the ground

[cunning walrus]

tequila: $630k / $690k on hard mode
necklace: $700k / $770k
bonds: $770k / $847k
diamond: $1.3m / $1.43m

[steep zealot]

😭

[violet flint]

aightty

[jagged sedge]

No harm in going for hard mode

[violet flint]

goat tysm, just ballpark how much do secondaries give and anything else you grab cus i’ve never done it before

i’m focusing on acid lab but i need to do 10 fooligan missions and the cooldown is ages

[sour zenith]

Roughly 400-500K extra for full bag of secondaries

Depends on primary target and RNG with the secondary values themselves

[graceful turtle]

by chester you mean weapon expert right

[civic surge]

i wish i had a futo gtx

[median otter]

What?

[violet flint]

bet thanks

how does th mk1 fly cus i dont really like flying planes

[keen hearth]

i have arisen

[keen hearth]

the oppressor mk1?

[pliant kestrel]

whats arisen?

[sour zenith]

Boost and pull up into the air. Then glide to wherever you want to go

[turbid dew]

Can some one help with cayo perico on pc enhanched

[violet flint]

yeah

[fresh magnet]

@turbid dew, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Cayo Perico: #pc-e｜cayo-perico-lfg

Requested by: @jagged sedge

[keen hearth]

coming into existence or emerging from something

[wary lynx]

It doesn't handle like planes

[violet flint]

does it fly like planes generally though, i’m not too big of a fan

[umbral dagger]

Should I play with two others?

[graceful turtle]

Awakened or risen are better words

[violet flint]

ok that’s great i hate them haha

[keen hearth]

arisen sounds classier

[sour zenith]

The controls are kind of the same but it’s much more agile and responsive

[violet flint]

i guess invest the next 7 years of my life into the acid lab and then the mk1

[graceful turtle]

Well arisen isn't really a word

[civic surge]

i want a futo gtx but my current car is like so much better but its uglyyy

[keen hearth]

it is a word now

[wary lynx]

The MK1 has funky handling of its own

[violet flint]

can you use the mk1 for cayo? even when it’s not weaponised

[dapper iron]

Yeah and thats why it take some skill instead of the MK II lol

[jagged sedge]

That's the safe option, 2 is also feasible if both players are good in the vault

[wary lynx]

For free mode stuff you can use whatever you want

[civic surge]

why would you have a non weaponised mk1

[dapper iron]

Nah bruh

[civic surge]

can you even do that??

[violet flint]

set ups

[wary lynx]

Cayo has no setups

[violet flint]

what? i thought it did

[dapper iron]

It has prep not setup

[wary lynx]

All preps, no setups, and yes there is a difference

[sour zenith]

Preps‼️

[civic surge]

so as long as it doesn't have a weapon you can use it?

[violet flint]

ohhhh my bad, can it be used for preps

[violet flint]

that was my question

[sour zenith]

Yeah since they’re freeroam

[wary lynx]

Its in freemode you can use whatever you want

[violet flint]

sound

thanks guys i’m gonna get it after i do my acid lab

goats 💙

[wary lynx]

I don't think you can declaw the MK1 though

[violet flint]

i don’t have 11m to spend on bunker research so no missiles

[violet flint]

what’s that

[keen oracle]

Who else's GTA crashed?

[wary lynx]

I mean to remove weapons

I thought it came with a machine gun as standard

[keen oracle]

Hold dat

[wary lynx]

They were my first research topic

[violet flint]

it probably might

[violet flint]

oh you get to see before you buy it?

[civic surge]

it does

[keen oracle]

Is GTA online down?

[civic surge]

the mk1 comes with a machine gun

[wary lynx]

Yes it tells you what your current topic is

[violet flint]

machine guns are never good though

they literally never hit anything

[sour galleon]

which serves no purpose

[versed nebula]

mk1 is underrated

[wary lynx]

That's not true, but on most cars yes they suck

[civic surge]

yeah i spent ages getting the moc and swapping to missiles

[versed nebula]

if you know how to use the mk1 you can pvp really well and its pretty fun also

[dapper iron]

Honestly its just like an appereances for it so it doesn't look unweaponized lol

[violet flint]

where are they good? th explosive ones look cool

on the jets i see them

[civic surge]

the amount of missiles you can avoid by just having a small amount of gliding knowledge is crazy

[violet flint]

my vigilante isn’t fun anymore i thought it’d be goated

and now i regret not buying the toreador instead

[wary lynx]

The ones mounted as a turret like the weaponized Tampa and Weaponized Ignus, and while they're too low for human targets, the MGs on the stromberg and toreador are really strong

[civic surge]

sell it

[versed nebula]

Or just make more money

[wary lynx]

I love the weaponized Tampa but I spent like 8 million on research to get all the parts for it

[upper girder]

Is this week worth it

[pliant kestrel]

yea its pretty good cocaine x2 and all odd jobs basically being x2 as well

[dapper iron]

Worth every dime 🗿👍

[wary lynx]

Indeed

[civic surge]

i will move like john wick in order to get a $1000 bounty i am that poor rn

[wary lynx]

It's no F1 car but it's got some gitup and a mean engine note to boot

[trail hare]

Sup

[violet flint]

i spent so much on getting an arena and then a bunker on accident and to sell it i only get around 2m back

[violet flint]

i want a toreador for my vigilante now haha

[civic surge]

well sell it when you can buy a toreador instead

[violet flint]

i’ll consider

[feral coral]

they juiced the fucking shit out of these NPCS in enhanced. They have super hearing, robotic-like aim, and attack when you are very vulnerable to being swarmed.

[civic surge]

the combat mg mk2 in question

[wary lynx]

I didn't notice a difference tbh

They've always been kinda cracked but also wildly inconsistent

[wary lynx]

Fuck the combat MG MK2, use the gusenberg sweeper

[civic surge]

why

[jagged sedge]

The NPCs are piss easy up until you get that dreaded rapid fire

[civic surge]

combat mg mk2 always felt better

[civic surge]

or they suddenly just have a sawed off while the rest have pistols and you get beheaded

[graceful turtle]

They be shooting you inside armored vehicles like aimbot

[wary lynx]

It's not about weapon capability and I'm not going to insult your intelligence by comparing the two on those grounds

[graceful turtle]

All of ts while driving their own car

[pliant kestrel]

I like the normal mg just due to how abnormally loud is is for a hand held weapon, fun to use indoors too

[civic surge]

omfg just answer why

[misty anvil]

[violet flint]

which vehicles are hsw?

[wary lynx]

Because a chromed Tommy gun will always be cooler than a petri-dish lmg

[civic surge]

suppose so

but i like my hot pink machine gun fired by ratman

[wary lynx]

Also it sounds pretty cool

[strong pebble]

YO

[surreal dock]

combat mg mk2 has too beefy of a sound for my taste

[pliant kestrel]

hello

[strong pebble]

should i keep cycolne 2 or sell for niobe

[surreal dock]

carbine rifle mk2 with some metallic color is peak

[wild badger]

go to lscm and look at the computer next to haos mod shop

[jagged sedge]

I like the sound of the service rifle

[wary lynx]

Same

[jagged sedge]

Very crisp

[wary lynx]

The newer guns have better sounds

[lime dirge]

hellloooo

[fickle moat]

Is there any good ways to earn money that isnt grinding like a slave

[pliant kestrel]

Don't sell a car ever, you lose 40%+ off the value for it, just grind more money

[strong pebble]

lol

[civic surge]

is trying to get the combat ak worth it

[violet flint]

bet ty

[wary lynx]

[surreal dock]

buy more sharkcards

[fickle moat]

You gotta be fucking kidding me it's sharkcarss

[wary lynx]

[surreal dock]

oh you found out how gta online works

[strong pebble]

i feeel like a bum grinding 3 hours for like 3 mil

[jagged sedge]

Hey man you wanted something that isn't grind

[pliant kestrel]

bunch of trolls in this community, fairly normal

[civic surge]

is it the combat ak? it's the one you need with the crime scenes

[wary lynx]

That's the service rifle iirc

[strong pebble]

cyclone handiling so buns

i had no idea it drived like a boat

[fickle moat]

Whats the best way to acrually earn the most for the mansion tho

[wary lynx]

Which is an M16, not an AK

[surreal dock]

there's tons of passive businesses

[fickle moat]

I want to see my boy desanta

[surreal dock]

you aint getting that without slaving away if you wanna get it in a good amount of time

[civic surge]

oh wait lemme look

[surreal dock]

some of the best passive businesses requires lots to setup aswell (slaving away)

take the acid lab for example

either buy it upfront for 1.4 mil or do 6 really long missions and a setup mission for it to cost 750k that takes like 4 hours

[civic surge]

oh yeah it is the service one

[surreal dock]

and then, you have to do 10 "fooligan jobs" from dax in order to get the upgrade that makes the acid lab actually useful

[fickle moat]

Then im gonna consider doing the acid lab

[strong pebble]

whats best handiling car thats hsw

[surreal dock]

these are freemode missions that also have cooldowns that i forgot the exact cooldown of

[fickle moat]

Deadass why is gta online so fucking inflated

[surreal dock]

and then, ONLY then

[jagged sedge]

Word on the street is that it's the fmj mkv

[surreal dock]

you'll get around 300k profit from buying supplies and selling acid lab in like 3 hours of waiting

[pliant kestrel]

Exploiters, glitchers, all of the people duping cars and running replay / b2b on heist, theres tons of reasons

[strong pebble]

someone told me shits buns at turning and oversteers

thoughts?

[jagged sedge]

Skill issue

[surreal dock]

you could also get cayo perico

[fickle moat]

Why do i have to suffer for that bru

[surreal dock]

cayo perico is easily the best option for anyone with no time to play this shit game

[civic surge]

can deveste do hsw?

[strong pebble]

yes

[civic surge]

sweet

[fickle moat]

Im prolly gonna get someone to grind cayo with me and THEN i can has fun

[wary lynx]

Yes, but it's notably slower than the other HSW supers

[fickle moat]

I wanna buy an adder i think its a cool car

[surreal dock]

let me tell you something as someone who plays this game

[strong pebble]

ima buy a niobe

[surreal dock]

having things and money isnt the most of the fun you'll be having

unless you like cars

[fickle moat]

Yeah but i want an adder and some stuff to fuck arround wit

[surreal dock]

then there's a lot to enjoy relating to cars

or planes

[civic surge]

eh i got the car for free

[fickle moat]

Tell me how am i supposed to fuck arround with a mule with two deluxos on it

Without money

[surreal dock]

get out of the car

and shoot them with a homing launcher

oohhh you meant that funny thing

[fast reef]

https://gtacars.net/?filter_race_class=hsw&filter_race_class=hsw1&filter_race_class=hsw2&filter_race_class=hsw3

[fickle moat]

I meant the fun glitch of the flying mule

Two deluxos one mule

[surreal dock]

buy 2 deluxos with friends

the problem is the price

one of the most expensive vehicles in the game 🥀

[thick helm]

Why do I spawn in my hanger if I didn't buy the living quarters?

[fickle moat]

For me the problem is the friends

[surreal dock]

yeah a lot of actually screwing around with vehicles usually requires friends

[torn jackal]

Hey, what is the name of that car we can make it 100% bulletproof?

[fickle moat]

I could if its pc enchanxes

[faint spear]

Been patched

[fickle moat]

Or i could make an account for legacy

[torn jackal]

🥲🥲🥲🥲

Thanks!

[thick helm]

Hanger sucks man

[faint spear]

Finally it was patched

Took ages

[wary lynx]

[thick helm]

Its a grind I didn't want to do

[torn jackal]

[cold garden]

But where else would you hang your clothes?

[jagged sedge]

Amazing, 99 more godmode glitches to go

[quiet socket]

any money freeze glitches that still work,

or are they all patched

[pale pewter]

yo i js downloaded the game today and idk what to do i want to do some heists but dont have friends that got gta online

[faint spear]

Why freeze your money

Better to save it

Or spend it

[thick helm]

In the fridge it's ok

[quiet socket]

i just started a new acc and i’m tryna get oppressor quick

[faint spear]

Sad

Once you get it, bet you will be bored within a month

No patience in today's day and age

[civic surge]

mk1 or mk2

[quiet socket]

either one tbh preferably mk2

[civic surge]

washed

[faint spear]

Not even needed tbh

[civic surge]

get the mk1 trust

[quiet socket]

that’s not the point the point is to do heist setups quicker

[faint spear]

Still not even needed

[quiet socket]

why would i waste my time driving miles and miles

it’s pointless

[faint spear]

Ceo Buzzard be like

[civic surge]

i don't even use mk1 to go around killing i just really like dying on it half the time

[faint spear]

Kosatka sparrow

Mk2 overrated

[quiet socket]

i can call in mk2 with mechanic and have it sitting next to me in 15 seconds

[trim stone]

I try to start a fooligen job in GTA online I call dax and then... nothing

Like literally nothing

[faint spear]

Also, why do heists when your gnna frozen money glitches lmao

[quiet socket]

sparrow and buzzard take to long

[civic surge]

same with mk1

[jagged sedge]

That's too long

[wary lynx]

You can call a CEO buzzard or sparrow and have it closer to you near instantaneously

[civic surge]

which SOLOS

[faint spear]

I don't do glitches like that but wouldn't frozen be faster

[wary lynx]

[faint spear]

2 seconds is too long

[clever heron]

I hear look at ground makes it spawn closer

[faint spear]

Never tried that before

[wary lynx]

It does but the buzzard and sparrow will spawn right in front of you

[keen oracle]

Fine I'll get the Deluxo instead of Mk1

[void hull]

i look at the ground because the ground is interesting

[faint spear]

Only thing I do is look behind me while running so the car spawns infront of me

[wary lynx]

You don't even have to look down, just look away from the road or where you want it to spawn

[cunning walrus]

yeah it just spawns outside of your current view

[civic surge]

i just look opposite where i'm going and run backwards

[wary lynx]

I usually just commit assault and battery on the nearest inanimate object

[void hull]

it definitely didn’t deserve it

[civic surge]

i just do that to the closest person next to me when i die

[thick helm]

You can't spawn mk2 in your kosatka

[faint spear]

Yes

[void hull]

they should allow this

[thick helm]

You can?

[wary lynx]

Definitely did

[upper girder]

Oh hell yeah ima sell the shit out of my coke this week

[spring lintel]

FUCK YES

That is so W

[cunning walrus]

2x production speed

[clever heron]

I'm going on gta

[spring lintel]

Is that thee raptor bot

[cunning walrus]

still good just takes more effort

[keen oracle]

Coke isn't 2x, it's 2x production speed

[upper girder]

[void hull]

im sorry for your loss

[spring lintel]

Still good

[keen oracle]

I don't know it that's a good thing or not

[spring lintel]

With mansion boost too

[wary lynx]

[upper girder]

Still, its not bad

[keen oracle]

Ahhh but selling long

[spring lintel]

Ye

[jagged sedge]

Freaky ahh raptor

[keen oracle]

Ahhhhhh i have to sell every 2 seconds

[wary lynx]

[spring lintel]

Guys raptors programming is glitching

[spring lintel]

Ikr

[wary lynx]

[spring lintel]

Bro typed twice in a second

[obsidian sand]

lemme drive my shit

[clever heron]

What is

[pale jasper]

Does rockstar think I'm gonna grind fire fighter missions or something

[spring lintel]

Cocaine

[cunning walrus]

coke in next week's update

[faint spear]

Mod privileges

Ban

[clever heron]

Ooo

[cunning walrus]

https://x.com/GTAGFX/status/2016612579615838579

[faint spear]

I have never sent a gif here

[clever heron]

I need to go check my lab

[wary lynx]

Mod aboose fr

[faint spear]

dont fact check that

[keen oracle]

Very nice

[jagged sedge]

It's for the greater good

[clever heron]

Bro my weed is full

[spring lintel]

Same

[wary folio]

[clever heron]

Bit my coke is forgot I had it shut off

[keen oracle]

Why aren't you selling it

[faint spear]

Actually I don't think i ever have

[keen oracle]

VERY shocking behaviour

[clever heron]

Too big i can't sell alone

[faint spear]

Images on the other hand

[keen oracle]

You can!!!!!

[spring lintel]

Clean the cobwebs before going back to selling it

[civic surge]

i miss 2x nightclub...

[clever heron]

Well I need ppl

[spring lintel]

Go to LFG

[wary folio]

I think only staff can send gifs in this channel, non-staff members don't have their permissions to

[spring lintel]

In other

[dapper sphinx]

[faint spear]

Yeah ik

[wary folio]

Could only imagine how flooded it might get if non-staff could send gifs in this channel

[clever heron]

Also my countefurght thing is full

My meth and coke is shut off

[keen oracle]

Why aren't you selling that as well

[clever heron]

I jus firgot

[keen oracle]

Very shocking

[spring lintel]

Countefurght

[clever heron]

I'm surprised there's no mold in it

[spring lintel]

Lmfaooo

[clever heron]

Does weed expire

[spring lintel]

[terse pine]

not to crackheads

[keen oracle]

No cash does not get mold

[spring lintel]

According to LJT yeah

[zinc patrol]

If it’s questionable have a friend hit it first

[wary lynx]

sacrificial friend

[zinc patrol]

nah it’s generous for giving a friend free weed you see

[clever heron]

Guys if I do it from nightclub does it put everything in one van

[wary folio]

If you think about it, it is vegetation

[wary lynx]

Yes

[keen oracle]

Nah you have to go to the lockup

[wary lynx]

But nightclub product is separate from other business cargo

[keen oracle]

NEVER

[rough dove]

DISCOUNTS (40% OFF)

• Cocaine Lockup Properties including
  Upgrades
  DISCOUNTS (30% OFF)
• Blimp
• Brute Bobcat Security Stockade
• Brute Stockade
• Buckingham Shamal
• Canis Freecrawler
• Declasse Hotring Sabre
• Dinka Veto Modern
• Grotti Cheetah
• MTL Dune
• MTL Fire Truck
• Nagasaki Outlaw
• Pegassi Zorrusso
• Übermacht Sentinel Classic
• Vapid Taxi

[dapper sphinx]

Only thing I am interested in this week

Is being a Firefighter

[keen oracle]

Where can I buy the Grotti Cheetah?

[wary lynx]

Presumably legendary if it isn't delisted

[haughty dove]

Does harassing people with the water cannon count

[keen oracle]

I don't think I saw it in legendary

[tight mesa]

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Grotti Cheetah | sᴜᴘᴇʀ

This vehicle was added on September 17, 2013. Acquire it from Legendary Motorsport.

IRL Counterpart: Ferrari Enzo, Koenigsegg Agera, Spania GTA Spano

Basic Info

$650,000
❌ Delisted from MP websites
1,400 kg
:wheel: RWD
:seat: 2 (Driver and passenger)

Performance

Tier :regional_indicator_g: in Supers
1:02.396 Lap Time
120.75 mph Top Speed

1/3 cheetah • Data from GTACars.net

[dapper sphinx]

Only partially

[wary lynx]

So it's delisted, unfortunate

[cunning walrus]

it says it's on sale next week tho

[keen oracle]

Wait what I'm confused

[thin vector]

any ways to early lots of money(abt 1 mil) quickly with no requirements

[wary lynx]

Probably will be in one of the showrooms

[rough dove]

Go on your phone -fast jobs - and search for casino or Casino heist

[wary folio]

Unless somebody else has it that you could buy a copy of from LSCM

[keen oracle]

How can the car be on discount tomorrow when it is delisted @wary lynx

[rough dove]

Dr Dre

[dapper sphinx]

I need to buy a nice Imani tech car on PS5, open to suggestions

Never did invest too much into that but I need to nowadays

[wary lynx]

Showrooms or dealerships

[keen oracle]

Interesting

[cunning walrus]

nah it's just one of the discounted ones, premium deluxe is bringing back the 190z tho

[wary lynx]

They did say with no requirements...

[next roost]

Data on gtacars says otherwise

[rough dove]

Puhh then shark cards

[wary folio]

That was my thought when saying it's going to be available but it's delisted

[dapper sphinx]

I'll check rn

[wary lynx]

The embed is from gtacars lol

[icy oyster]

Jdog how you doin

[next roost]

The embed also says issi is delisted but it is returned

[dapper sphinx]

Yeah Cheetah is in-game

[wary lynx]

Guess I'll die

[clever heron]

I'm in my lab

[dapper sphinx]

[wary lynx]

[dapper sphinx]

[spring lintel]

Baldi from your mine?

[pliant kestrel]

Im going to take more lives on the way to the fire than the ones Im actually saving

[clever heron]

@dapper sphinx wait for my coke if I upgraded it n shit it off do I need to buy upgrades again

[dapper sphinx]

No

[clever heron]

Ok

[zinc patrol]

Who is on ps5 and plays often 🙏 need me a team

[clever heron]

Is it true coke is 2xp

[dapper sphinx]

This is accurate

[clever heron]

Then I must turn it on

[keen oracle]

Yeah!!!!

[dapper sphinx]

[wary lynx]

What?

[spring lintel]

I’m pretty sure the cheetah is on legendary Motorsport

[spring lintel]

Never mind

[keen oracle]

Interesting offer

[zinc patrol]

for the people who play PC is there a lot of exploiting

[keen oracle]

But but discount tomorrow

[spring lintel]

Check from lowest to highest

[keen oracle]

Yes Sir!!

[spring lintel]

Apparently there is from what I’ve heard

[zinc patrol]

Ok, guess I’ll be getting gta 6 on ps5 lol

[dapper sphinx]

Ae you the CrispBacon or no

If that doesn't makes sense you're not

[next roost]

There is a lot of exploiting on every platforms

[zinc patrol]

I don’t believe so my user is chrispbaconxs

[little pulsar]

Yes I am, thank you for recognising 🥰.

[zinc patrol]

Yeah but relative to

[dapper sphinx]

[zinc patrol]

anyway I can’t find anyone cool on ps5

[wary folio]

So far good

[icy oyster]

good stuff

[dapper sphinx]

JGoat

[bold folio]

Any one of want to play n chill

[terse pine]

@signal whale he’s super cool btw

[clever heron]

My coke is on

Now I jus have to wait for the staff to make it

[pale pewter]

@hoary island yo bro call

[clever heron]

My weed is full

N counrerfright

[spark marsh]

someone to play?

[fresh magnet]

@spark marsh, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #ps5｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #ps5｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #ps5｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #ps5｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #ps5｜other-lfg

Requested by: @rich sluice

[clever heron]

Does coke produce if you disband mc

[celest hornet]

yea

[clever heron]

O

[celest hornet]

u can just let it produce and do sum other sh

[clever heron]

O

[alpine narwhal]

does coke produce if you're offline

[clever heron]

Wow spin wheel n another dumb shirt

[gloomy coyote]

can i play gta online in linux?

[clever heron]

Um I think as long your in lobby

[alpine narwhal]

O

[clever heron]

But if you turn it off im idk

[alpine narwhal]

O

[clever heron]

Ljt is annoying me bro I jus barely turned the coke on

Can you wiat ljt

[sour zenith]

No

[odd plume]

Is Cayo cooldown in game time or real time

[sour zenith]

Real time

[alpine narwhal]

okay

[surreal dock]

real time based on ingame time

[odd plume]

What does that mean 💀

[surreal dock]

like its 3 days ingame (around 2 hours and 30min) for solo

1 day ingame for 2 or more players (48 min)

[stoic dome]

anyone got any female modded outfits ? if so dm me n show them pls

[surreal dock]

but you can go back later irl

[jagged terrace]

U have act3?

[surreal dock]

wrong channel prob

[odd plume]

If I leave the game and come back will it still set up as hard mode

[mental marlin]

Hello weirdo army

[sour zenith]

If you set it up first, yeah.

[mental marlin]

Can we do some XP drops in this server, I need to farm my weirdo lvl

[sour zenith]

Set it up within 48 minutes of it being available again

[urban gorge]

lmao

[mental marlin]

Yo are there lots of modders in console lobbies?

[gilded yew]

can we reset server level lvl 150 is major aura loss

[wary folio]

@wintry river advice? I don't want to give wrong info

[sour zenith]

No

[mental marlin]

How many bruh

[sour zenith]

Pretty much 0

[wary folio]

I don't think so, I think it's mainly an issue on PC

[sour zenith]

Been playing the game since release and I’ve encountered like 1 person who maybe was modding

[harsh mesa]

Even pc enhanced is full of modders now

[mental marlin]

Console players miss out on all the modder fun but also don't need to deal with some of the absolute losers that ruin our day with their menus

[harsh mesa]

Time for them to rewrite the game code again

[harsh mesa]

Yee chill modders make the game better

[mental marlin]

Oh fr? I am on legacy cause I want to play with modders who are nice to my bank account, can they be found on enhanced?

[tribal gale]

Another bad weekly update incoming

[harsh mesa]

ALL modders on enhanced are ass

[mental marlin]

Okay I will stay with legacy thanks boss

[sour zenith]

It was bound to happen since Enhanced uses BattleEye as its anti-cheat which is infamous for being not very good

[harsh mesa]

do u have any chill modder rn

[mental marlin]

I sometimes find them, but they are hard to locate at times

[torn jackal]

Talking about modders, does it still exist? Like on consoles

[clever heron]

No they doing 2xp coke

[harsh mesa]

Its atleast better than no anticheat.. 2016-19 gtao felt like there was no anticheat measures set by rockstar

[mental marlin]

Need to go on voice chat with my femboi voice mod and get their attention

[clever heron]

Next wekk

Someone said

[torn jackal]

Because I've never seen high levels or ppl doing extraterrestrial stuff there

[harsh mesa]

I sometimes play on legacy i might host some heists for u

[clever heron]

I'm turning my coke on

[harsh mesa]

Crazy stuff

[mental marlin]

Yea come make our bank accounts juicy

[torn jackal]

[sour zenith]

Yeah it’s definitely better than nothing. Just a shame that a multi billion dollar company cheaped out on a subpar anti-cheat

[torn jackal]

Lmao

[harsh mesa]

Yeah so normal lobbies are a rare sight for us

[torn jackal]

I though those were extinct

[mental marlin]

Fr though I had a modder in VC telling the lobby "I run this server, I'm the GTA king!", and I asked him "if you the king where is your queen"

He made it so I couldn't log in for a couple weeks without immediate crashing upon joining a server

[rich sluice]

Expect a 12 year old being on an opperssor Mk II

[quasi ridge]

petition for them to add text chat to enhanced

[harsh mesa]

Horrible anticheat considering it runs on kernel level

[mental marlin]

Sometimes modders have big loser energy

[torn jackal]

Btw does anyone know how can I find some diving equipment on gta online?

[mental marlin]

Ouch they took that away

[trail hare]

Is the karin s95 good

[quasi ridge]

unfortunately

[paper hazel]

wizards

[mental marlin]

In the future there won't be any VC or text chat and they will have trained bots enough we won't be able to tell the difference 💀 just a lobby of ez kills to keep us hooked on the dopamine hits

[wary folio]

Imo use a scuba suit. I automatically equips scuba gear when you enter water

[harsh mesa]

Twin i've seen vehicles rain from sky, a stunt jump ramp on top of maze bank, and a tank merged with a semi in less than 4 hours

[fresh magnet]

GTA Online Discord - Rule 5

Uphold mature conversations and respect each other; excessive profanity, hate speech or any kind of harrassment will not be tolerated. This includes spam, as well as toxic and aggressive behavior.

For

@half yarrow

Requested by

@wary folio

[torn jackal]

How do I find it?

[rich sluice]

Expect like someone in like a 5 star police chase

[harsh mesa]

Game files still have a comment to add chat

[wary folio]

I believe any clothes store, there are different options also

[harsh mesa]

Bro thats normal

[rich sluice]

Average day in LA

LS i mean

[harsh mesa]

Nah close enough LS based on LA anyway

[torn jackal]

Ooohhhhh so it's like normal clothing I can buy 🤌🏼 thank youuuu

[wary folio]

@torn jackal unfortunately I can't help you in game because we are on different platforms and versions

[rich sluice]

Ik but atleast LA has no one speeding

[harsh mesa]

True that

[wary folio]

Basically but the scuba tank and mask are only equipped when you're in the water and when you exit it takes it off.
I personally always wear 1, that way I have it ready if I end up in water

[torn jackal]

Ohh I wish we could join together 🥲 I'm crazy looking for diving clothing to stay underwater

[harsh mesa]

Help me convince el rubio to donate some money

[rich sluice]

He gets money from selling cocaine

[harsh mesa]

[harsh mesa]

I mean just get a toreador

Also u can pick diving suit from kosatka

[trail hare]

Does the hangar have infinite storage

[wary folio]

@round sun try using the LFG channels to find people to do stuff with you in game

[sour zenith]

For actual aircraft, no. It’s holds around 20

[torn jackal]

Just get a what 🥲 I'm a newbie

[trail hare]

How do I use the vinewood club storage for hangar it doesn't let me move things there

[harsh mesa]

Its a car that can turn into a submarine kinda and go underwater

[wary folio]

What do you currently have in game and your budget?

[torn jackal]

I'm poor 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[harsh mesa]

With boost and missiles too

[sour zenith]

Vinewood garage is for cars not aircraft

[round sun]

Impossible to find people my man, i just need two people for one single race, figured I’d message some people directly

[harsh mesa]

Politely ask lester for some money

[trail hare]

Weird that it pops up in hangar when moving things then

[torn jackal]

Can I di that lol

[wary folio]

Unfortunately your best option is to use LFG and hope for a response because just randomly DM people isn't going to work and people aren't guaranteed to be on the system

[sick salmon]

holy shit i finally got those fuckin 10 daily exotic export vehicles delivered

[wary folio]

If only it was that easy

[harsh mesa]

U never know until u try

[sour zenith]

Probably has to deal with McKenzie Airfield or something. McKenzie Airfield adds like 15 or so extra aircraft slots for Hangar and GTA+ gets 20

[harsh mesa]

If gta races were cross play id help

[trail hare]

McKenzie airfield gives you more space?

[sour zenith]

Yeah

[round sun]

Appreciate that man

[trail hare]

That's cool

[wary folio]

For races try using #ps4｜vehicles-lfg

[torn jackal]

🥲

[trail hare]

Does the hydra have countermeasures

[harsh mesa]

Nah

[trail hare]

💔

I wanted smoke for aura

[sour zenith]

Doesn’t need em

[harsh mesa]

B11

[trail hare]

Really good fr

[sour zenith]

Smoke doesn’t do anything and just makes it look like your aircraft is leaving a fart trail

[trail hare]

What's the point in buying a Lazer

[wary folio]

What's your current budget?

[trail hare]

Nah it gives aura trust

[harsh mesa]

Its actually good, worse than b11 better than raiju

[sour zenith]

Some people prefer it for dogfighting.

[trail hare]

But like I wish there was a patriot option

[trail hare]

Awda

[harsh mesa]

Tell em

[subtle cave]

I don’t get why it deleted my message if I was just saying what I was looking for

[plucky tree]

Good luck have mc stuff to sell on pc never find anyone guess try with randoms later

[trail hare]

I could just steal one couldn't I?

[wary folio]

It could have been the wrong channel or you're wording

[subtle cave]

I was just saying I’m doing a free doomsday replay

[sour zenith]

You could but if you have money for it you can also just buy it so you no longer have to steal it

[wary folio]

Which channel though?

[subtle cave]

Other

[wary folio]

That's why, wrong channel

[subtle cave]

Ohhhh

[harsh mesa]

No if ur not at zancudo

[trail hare]

But like 7 mil for a jet that I could just steal

[wary folio]

You would need to use the old heist LFG channel

[subtle cave]

Ohhh

[sour zenith]

You’ll quickly find that $7 million is nothing in this game

[trail hare]

I don't think anyone likes nor prefers the lsia hangar

[wary folio]

Because apartment series and Doomsday series are considered old heist

[harsh mesa]

Yeah zancudo hangars anyday

[trail hare]

I know but I could buy other cars instead

[trail hare]

Or aircraft

[potent wren]

Hey i have a issue with rockstar games launcher and not aunthenticating servixes

[sour zenith]

Yeah you don’t have to buy it obviously but that goes for like 99% of the vehicles in the game

[trail hare]

Is the ocelot jugular any good

[harsh mesa]

Contact rockstar support

[harsh mesa]

Heck yeah it sounds so sexy

[sour zenith]

It’s alright

[fresh magnet]

@neon field, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #pc-e｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #pc-e｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #pc-e｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #pc-e｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #pc-e｜other-lfg

Requested by: @wary folio

[sour zenith]

Gets shit on by HSW sports and supers but it’s pretty quick compared to non HSW sports

[trail hare]

What color should I make the jugular

[sour zenith]

Whatever color you think looks nice

Mines orange to replicate the track version that was on Auction

[harsh mesa]

Holy same

[trail hare]

Obviously but I need ideas I feel basic making all my cars white or red

[trail hare]

Can I see a pic

[crimson cosmos]

Whats the channel to make trades with people? (Ex: making this for this) im always getting muted on lfg for some reason

[sour zenith]

I’m not on the game rn but you can look up the orange Jaguar XE on google

[trail hare]

That's beautiful I'm gonna do the same. Thanks for the idea! :)

[sour zenith]

I guess the SV variant specifically

[harsh mesa]

What kinda trades, vehicles or missions

And hes muted

[trail hare]

Is the x80 proto good too or nah

[tight ivy]

He has my cat in his pfp😔

[signal whale]

wtf is going on in here what have i missed

[trail hare]

What a way to come in chat

[signal whale]

its ok

[signal whale]

do i try again

[trail hare]

Yes

[uneven current]

the way he got muted here too 😭

[signal whale]

ok one second

[signal whale]

whats going on in here (is that better)

[mental marlin]

How many blunts till I reach peak GTA online experience?

[signal whale]

12

[trail hare]

2 and a half

[harsh mesa]

Nah torero xo or niobe better

[uneven current]

4 2gs

[trail hare]

Agreed

Should I get the obey 10f or the obey 10f widebody

[mental marlin]

Damnnnn I can not handle more than one without thinking I might die

[uneven current]

wide

[uneven current]

i always smoke a 2 grammer for the holidays

[trail hare]

Do a half and save the half for later

[trail hare]

What's the difference

[uneven current]

probably the body

[mental marlin]

I luv driving, I was so sad when my GTO glitched out cause it's such a great car 😭

[trail hare]

Genius. Ok I like it Picasso

[harsh mesa]

And a lil difference in handling

[uneven current]

loolll

[harsh mesa]

🤝

[trail hare]

Might buy but I'm not too into how it looks

[proper wave]

would anyone mind helping me deliver bunker goods?

[trail hare]

Where do I buy the widebody

[harsh mesa]

When tf did gta legacy get rich presence

[mental marlin]

It's such a fucking beast car, I used to outrun lots of oppressive vehicles with it cause I don't have any offensive vehicles getting away was the vibe

[harsh mesa]

Upgrade 10f in bennys

[trail hare]

I just realized u can buy the 10f from bennys and legendary motersport does it matter wich I buy from

[mental marlin]

I miss it so much tbh, can't believe it despawned from my garage randomly. What a scam rockstar!

||(I got it from a modder)||

[fresh magnet]

@proper wave, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #pc-l｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #pc-l｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #pc-l｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #pc-l｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #pc-l｜other-lfg

Requested by: @wary folio

[graceful turtle]

What happen when mr rubio take hold of loose end 🤔

[trail hare]

Lmaooo

[harsh mesa]

Nah

[uneven current]

loll

[half yarrow]

who got magic?

[harsh mesa]

He'll tangle u with it

[stiff sierra]

ive got about 5.5mil, the sub and arcade what should i purchase nrxt

[harsh mesa]

Me

[half yarrow]

dm

[mental marlin]

He doesn't want feet pics, I already asked

[harsh mesa]

Sub

[half yarrow]

WTF!

[harsh mesa]

No u didnt ask 💔

[graceful turtle]

That is right! and by answering you have joined rubio's minigames, whoever loses gets eaten by panther!!

[uneven current]

Mc clubhouse and businesses so yiu can get your nightclub up and running

[mental marlin]

[stiff sierra]

so are you given extra time on exams?

[harsh mesa]

Exams?

[mental marlin]

Okay I'm lit now I log on and drive around till I see friendly wizard

[stiff sierra]

on tests?

[harsh mesa]

Tests?

[half yarrow]

who got magic?

[uneven current]

dude

[harsh mesa]

[stiff sierra]

your the stupid one here bro

[harsh mesa]

Yeah mb g

[uneven current]

i like the new lingo

wizards and magic

I was a hell of a wizard back in my prime

[harsh mesa]

Oh no

[pliant spindle]

Hold on, hold on...roll 21 first then we can talk

[harsh mesa]

Same my guy

[uneven current]

done

[pliant spindle]

Cant imagine play GTA 5 like:
So you see a player high level than you and he appoarching you with Deluxo, what would you do
Me: Rolled 1 😄
You get nowhere to dodge and get shot by his rocket

[surreal dock]

oh no no its a 1

[thick hull]

Chat quick question,which car do y'all think is more iconic, The Feltzer or the Cheetah?

[surreal dock]

you jump out of the car, but in the process get hit by another car at full speed

then out of sheer luck, the original car you jumped out of explodes towards the car that ran you over

[trail hare]

Is the cypher worth it

[surreal dock]

exploding them both and leaving you trapped

[stiff sierra]

is the railgun actually worth it

[trail hare]

Yeah

[surreal dock]

its an rpg thats basically hitscan

[half yarrow]

@hoary island yo bro could you help me?

[outer forge]

Yeah, good with dealing with annoying pos jet players

[uneven current]

cheetah hands down. It was the ramp buggy before the ramp buggy was a thing

[pliant spindle]

Very

[thick hull]

But the feltzer is a car almost everyone has stolen before and we always see them in the street no?

[thick hull]

Suki suki

[surreal dock]

i cant remmember the names of the cars they all kinda just blend for me

[rare kiln]

Whats the best armored car

[stiff sierra]

can nightclub location affect how much money ill get fron it

[surreal dock]

oh the feltzer is amanda's car

its prob more iconic

[thick hull]

No that's the Sentinel XS

[stiff sierra]

feltzer is Michael's car i believe

[harsh mesa]

Nah his is tailgater

[thick hull]

Nope Michael's car is the Tailgater

[stiff sierra]

well dont listen to me lmao

[thick hull]

I don't think anyone actually owns a feltzer in story mode

Crap I can't send a pic

[stiff sierra]

your messages came right as i pressed enter on google

[harsh mesa]

Nope

[stiff sierra]

sweet

[thick hull]

Just use the car search command and search Feltzer

[stiff sierra]

i know the feltzer i just dont know where i got michaels car from that

[outer forge]

Yessss

[thick hull]

What do you think is more iconic the Feltzer or the Cheetah

I'm tryna make a GTA og 2013 launch cars garage and this is the list

Adder
Banshee
Carbonizzare
Rh8
Comet
9F
Bullet
Infernus
Feltzer
Vacca

[uneven current]

oo you got a point there

[outer forge]

Both are removed website cars?

[potent wren]

it was R* launcher i just unistall it leave game files and boot the game again to install the launcher izi

[proper onyx]

People are so freaking annoying in this game

[surreal dock]

well when the game makes killing satsfying

generally people are going to do the easy funny ragdoll and flash of light with "1-0" option

[torn jackal]

70k

[proper onyx]

No kidding. All I’m trying to do is sell and I keep getting griefed

[thick hull]

Feltzer is the Cheetah is not

Oh yeah and I forgot to mention the way I consider OG cars are like cars that came WITH GTA online

So like 2013 cars,no updates and what not

Which means the zentorno is disqualified

[outer forge]

Feltzer if your a Mercedes fan

[stiff sierra]

ive had to rename my org like 8 times now

its getting repetitive

[signal whale]

to what

[stiff sierra]

was C U Next Time

then Your mums box

[clever heron]

I turned my coke lab on

Is adder on warstok

[stiff sierra]

this is bullshit

i wish i could show you the position im in rn

i went into some roadworks now im stuck and im tryna collect nightclub staff

[clever heron]

Maybe buy a used car

[signal whale]

😭

[gentle cloud]

heyyyyy guys^^!

[signal whale]

hi do you play gta

[clever heron]

Are you on playstation

[stiff sierra]

your mums box is delivering heist equipment

[signal whale]

tf you can do that?

[clever heron]

Is ponyboy better then binco

[proper onyx]

Yes

[signal whale]

hell no

[proper onyx]

Yes

[stiff sierra]

depends what you wanna buy

[cunning walrus]

stay golden

[terse pine]

NO.

DO NOT PULL OUT THAT QUOTE

[clever heron]

Well I want to dress nice for a interview

[cunning walrus]

i read ponyboy i'm contractually obligated to

[clever heron]

Do you have dress pants

[gentle cloud]

yes i do why?

[signal whale]

ponsonbys then or however the fuck you spell it

[clever heron]

Yea whatever that store with the damn lady complaining

Ljt called me

[signal whale]

yeah shes always saying i have no fucking taste or she wouldnt buy that if she were me

[clever heron]

Complaining bout getting a move on after I turned my coke on

[signal whale]

whenever ljt calls me its about me being raided. "stop what youre doing, ljt"

[clever heron]

Yea les hire you there

[terse pine]

that’s because you don’t what on earth is that in n out t shirt

[signal whale]

wdym i love that shirt

[terse pine]

i know you do trust me

[signal whale]

the shirt is great

[terse pine]

yeah on a mannequin

[clever heron]

Is the paleto gas station better then ltd

[terse pine]

sure

[amber parrot]

is anyone 100% sure on when u quit when doing cayo replay on xbox?

[stiff sierra]

i dmd you i can help you out

[wide bridge]

deadass needa know, first they was getting 0 pay, now I been timing too late and losing heist sometimes

[sour zenith]

The window is fairly large. Just disconnect/close the game when your character touches the envelope

[clever heron]

Kuruma

[gusty lintel]

hi chat

[graceful turtle]

Not 100 percent though

[clever heron]

Do you know onther

[graceful turtle]

Child support update when

[wide bridge]

jus typing shi

[gusty lintel]

lmao

[proper onyx]

What is up with GTA today? The griefing is ridiculous today.

[harsh mesa]

Bro what

[clever heron]

Oh he's talking bout hiest

[oak comet]

why

[clever heron]

No dont

[pliant kestrel]

Go to id:customize and get a platform role
Then you can go into >> {here}
You will have to replace the last part with "will repay, dm for info"

[oak comet]

ok

[clever heron]

Instead sell all cars help save the planet

By using bmx

[harsh mesa]

Sup

[clever heron]

Hello

How to trade snacks

Drop me a bull shark for ecola

[graceful turtle]

Mr Rubio got weird fingers bruh

All finger hack things have different sizes

[pliant kestrel]

payments accepted in only

[clever heron]

Do you have change

[pliant kestrel]

nu

[clever heron]

For 12 million

Does Rockstar take 20$ bills

[clever heron]

No

[stiff sierra]

do you get extra time on exams?

[graceful turtle]

?

[clever heron]

Oh I forgot to tell you that gta is having roadworks please take detour

Jk

[stiff sierra]

i managed to get unstuck

[clever heron]

Do you have warzone

[stiff sierra]

i dont

[clever heron]

Darn

[stiff sierra]

shooters arent really my typa game

[clever heron]

O

[graceful turtle]

Tf is this question

[stiff sierra]

stupid people get extra time on tests

[graceful turtle]

And what does that have to do with what I said

[clever heron]

Do you have inedrive

[stiff sierra]

i think i misunderstood what you said

sorry about that 😂

[clever heron]

He didnt mean to

[stiff sierra]

yeah i have onedrive aswell

[clever heron]

Oh

[stiff sierra]

why you ask if i have onedrive that is a strange question

with?

weed

[median otter]

Hellooo

[median otter]

Weed

[clever heron]

Can you fix my bunker

[stiff sierra]

yeah dont know ive only had the family hamster die

[clever heron]

Are you sitting at a cafe

[misty anvil]

She is a waitress

[clever heron]

Oh

[misty anvil]

👩‍🍳

[stiff sierra]

all i could say is that it will pass but it will take a while

[median otter]

No I’m in bed it’s 3:48 am

💀

[stiff sierra]

people react differently to trauma it can take much more than 4 months

[median otter]

Who?

[stiff sierra]

but weed honestly will leave your mind

[median otter]

Are you okay?

Oh my god

Im so sorry

Was it a boy or girl?

How old was he?

And it’s been 4 months?

He must’ve meant a lot to you 🥺

I so sorry

[stiff sierra]

i hate to be that guy in this situation but go in #community before mods tell you off

[round mauve]

holy attention bait its a gta server and ur telling ppl abt ur dead cat

[median otter]

Just look for the bright side of everything and sty to think positive

[median otter]

Holy bad person

[round mauve]

im js being honest

[stiff sierra]

ur being insensitive

[round mauve]

only reason hes saying that is bc he wants attention

[median otter]

I could say the same thing about you

[summer tapir]

rip cat

[fresh magnet]

Drama has no place here. If you have issues with someone, please message @pallid plover.

Requested by: @mental glade

[terse pine]

@signal whale

[pliant kestrel]

Theres a time and a place for a topic, and this topic is not for this place, nor this time

[median otter]

Hi queen

[round mauve]

alr but changing subject anyone know how to fix casino heist mantrap glitch

[terse pine]

hiii

[median otter]

You can dm me about it if you want

[round mauve]

please bro im so fed up w it

[wide bridge]

idk

[pliant kestrel]

Have everyone playing cap your Fps to 30 - 60 (30 is easier)

[median otter]

What happens

[round mauve]

alr ill try that

[harsh mesa]

Cap fps at 30

[next roost]

I like how there's drama in 3 different gta channels right now

[round mauve]

its so fucking annoying

[median otter]

What time is it for you?

[harsh mesa]

Real

[terse pine]

8:53pm

[torn jackal]

Yeaaaa that one!!! Tyyy

[median otter]

Which ones?

[median otter]

Hi

[stiff sierra]

2nd time ive got fucking stuck

[round mauve]

stuck w what

[stiff sierra]

in the car

[pliant kestrel]

hello

[stiff sierra]

setting up my nightclub

[pliant kestrel]

3ds

[median otter]

It’s almost 4am for me 💀

Cant sleep

[cold garden]

Turn off your phone

Problem solved

[median otter]

Wow

Genius

[stiff sierra]

you gotta be some typa special

[median otter]

I’m on a iPad rn tho

[stiff sierra]

watch a movie

[median otter]

What do I do now

[cold garden]

Turn off your wifi

[stiff sierra]

or get on gta

[median otter]

Then I couldn’t talk to you bbg

[cold garden]

Exactly

[stiff sierra]

im in the uk its almost 3 im in the same position

[median otter]

Why you know what position im in

[stiff sierra]

cant sleep?

[median otter]

[sharp dome]

[dapper sphinx]

I'm gonna do a heist, what's it gonna be

Dre or Cayo

Pick my poison

[round mauve]

dre

dre is so much funner

[harsh mesa]

Both good

[dapper sphinx]

Yeah

[pliant kestrel]

Dre isn't a heist

[median otter]

Is there a new cult of bmx bikers?

[dapper sphinx]

Semantics

[graceful turtle]

Now he is

[next roost]

it's not theft stealing from someone who stole the thing ain't it

[dapper sphinx]

What's the delay on Dre setups when on a new acc, I remember there being one the first run

[pliant kestrel]

It'd be more like, morally correct robbery

[median otter]

Are you a cowboy?

[cold garden]

We stealing a person tho

[pliant kestrel]

thats more kidnapping

[cold garden]

Same thing

[pliant kestrel]

not really, no

[cold garden]

Yes

Because i say so

[void hull]

well cant argue with that logic

[uneven current]

how long have you been playing gta for

[terse pine]

yeah me too

[void hull]

7 years

[stiff sierra]

does anyone have a better way to do casino setups by urself

[uneven current]

i didn't even say that

[stiff sierra]

theyr so long

[terse pine]

yeah sometimes

[void hull]

actually ive played for 8 now

[next roost]

mk2 fly around

[terse pine]

yes. collect danish.

[uneven current]

you suck at the game after 8 years?

[void hull]

im a form of weaponized incompetence

[uneven current]

it depends on who i'm talking to

[young flume]

Who's got a raiju jet ? I need an internship to master its controls, it may be fun for both of us

[terse pine]

what are you talking about omds ur schizo

[uneven current]

LOL

[terse pine]

[void hull]

[lethal sable]

Guys, Sreaxh left the heist at the end, so watch out for them.

[void hull]

thanks for letting me know

[cold garden]

Who?

[lethal sable]

And died 3 times

[uneven current]

are they from this server?

[lethal sable]

Yes

[cold garden]

Reasonable way to left

[uneven current]

Damn

[void hull]

fail the objective once and leave heist

reasonable crashout

[cold garden]

Thrice*

[terse pine]

watch out because they left at the end and died