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Shut up bruv
Mugging NPCs better
should i change nc locations while its half off or js keep it on elysian island
You right mb
elysian island is so ass bruh
yeah man i love having my cars spawn a half mile away
Keep it in middle of city
oh boy i cant wait to max out my document forgery office
Document forgery gone net you a solid 2 dollars on a sale
im gonna get all its upgrades so i can get that out of the way
also answer im curious
suppressor on regular sniper, muzzle on heavy
✅
does heavy sniper suppressed not one tap as often
i just think its better to keep your heavy sniper in top damage shape
There's no such thing as suppressed heavy sniper
How would you want to put a suppressor on a literal heavy sniper
Suppressors have no impact on damage
mk2
Rlly? I always thought they actually lower ur dmg
500 damage to 499 
It doesn't, the HUD stats are misleading
But by equipping one you can't equip a muzzle brake, so you lose out on a small recoil reduction I guess
is there damage dropoff
Yeah, heavy barrel mitigates it
Only applies from 1500m though so it's rarely something you have to account for
actually is there no fun vehicles getting a discount this week?
Nope this week is very dry
whered you find these stats
darn, atleast i’ll probably only have to upgrade the doc forge office
then i can save for next month
I aint even gonna bother upgrading it tbh
They're available in the files
makes me feel rich
fawk i dont have my pc rn
lame
i guess the real question is what assault rifle does everyone run since its kinda trivial
!rule 1
Refrain from using languages other than English.
@mental nexus
special carbine mk2
my fav since forever
i like my modern m4 with accurate casket mag so i run carbine mk2
The difference in performance is pretty much insignificant, so just pick one you like using really
yh thats why i said trivial
same
I was a big fan of special, but recently bullpup took the podium for some missions
Run service carbine
And the service carbine, just because it has an unique sound when suppressed
wonder if i can reach 50mil before the next update week
also valid
Like the WM29
Nah try it with no suppressor its goated
Holy sounds
I still prefer the carbine rifle MK2 tbh
i like mk2 sniper 🥹
bullpup is the choice for most speedrunners for a reason ^^
Yo can someone help me with the gta heist set up to break out the prisoner?
@queen steeple, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Cayo Perico: #pc-l|cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #pc-l|casino-lfg
Old Heist: #pc-l|old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #pc-l|vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #pc-l|other-lfg
Requested by: @flat island
I did use the bullpup MK2 for a while just because the high firerate makes a lot of sense when using AP rounds, but rifles are so niche for PvP I didn't end up using it much 😕
Just use explody shotgun on real people
2x On Auto Shop Client Jobs + 3x on Madrazo Hits Coming in the Update Tomoz!
If I’m Right For the Client Jobs Usually Something Around 100K Per One Right? Which Means Around 200K Per Job For the Next 7 Days
Why dont GTA have ak47? I mean compact rifle looks Like Ai but its actually Like draco
@brisk horizon can I guide you
yessir
Dm
just let my gta finish installing
Doesn’t gta have an ak47?
I’m pretty sure there is one
no they dont
Assault Rifle?
i forgot about assault rifle
But its still not kinda ak
Defense rifle when
Id say there is ak47 in gta tho
ong
We just need Rifle
Atleast based on ak
Only a assault rifle if you count that as ak
Yeah
I dont personally Like it
Compact rifle
Yeah exactly
thats draco


anyone else about to get blown away by a snow storm? or is it just me?
no its summer time
Id say its more of the 74u
Can someone help me out a bit I’m kinda new and don’t know what to do to get money
@fallen tartan, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Cayo Perico: #ps5|cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #ps5|casino-lfg
Old Heist: #ps5|old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #ps5|vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #ps5|other-lfg
Requested by: @paper hazel
For now just start with Missions and just vibe
y'all ready to hear "hit me with that plan babygirl" for a week straight
yes
Well like I’m level 45 with a decent amount of stuff
is document forgery even worth it with 2x money
Personally i wont be doing that shit anyway
N
o
not really imma b crine
saaame
Hello ?
How to reset cache
Idk
How can i convert my mansion helicopter to my personal helicopter
Found it, says Feb 4th
y is it even 2x
I think they patched that so you can't anymore
Ohhh
How to copy car pls ?
this was possible in the recent update or is he consfusing that with the agency helicopter?
You could when the mansion update first dropped but they made it so you can't put it in hanger now
i only payed attention to the godmode thing
i see
Oh yeah that 
I saw a god mode user on PS5 a few days ago with perma off radar
Thought it was Out Of Sight but he went cross map with it
Oh damn
Niobe faster then banshee hsw 😮
overall no
159mph tho ?
the banshee goes faster in a straight line
and more than the niobe
Im thinking of getting the fmj mk v or the stinger tt help me decide bros
FMJ 
FMJ all the time
100% worth it
Gold vs bronze that sorta question
Interesting
stinger tt has imani tech mk v doesn't
Stinker stinks
Yeah i was attracted because of the top speed and imani tech
But i heard the handling is pretty ahh
Im gonna use my free hsw upgrade on the fmj.
why when i switch djs is my popularity only going up half a bar
anyone on ps5 got a mansion so i can do shoe merge glitch?
well the game is like that
Yeah half a bar is 10% so thats correct
10% increase
i spend 80k to fill that bar with djs sometimes
Yes but its totally worth it
since nightclub generate 250k idc tbh
fr sometimes not worth
anyone on ps5 got a mansion so i can do shoe merge glitch?
I think its worth only if u actually collect the safe and stuff
but how come when i was js filling up like 2 days ago it only took 3 switches
Buy it like 3 times then kick out the person in your club or drive the vip for the rest
i just walk in and do a marcel mission before the income cuts in half at 85%
i think ur right
why do people even do the f1 car wheels on normal cars it looks so shit
yeah that side vip/kick mission is fast sometimes when i spawn on nightclub it doesnt load so i spend money insted
lazy asf xd
I bought the tongva mansion yesterday and i gotta say the views r so nice. Just chilling there
U can just go basement and go back to nightclub level then it will show up
Or just out and back into ur nightclub and it will show
I bought 6 of them. Don't even visit them anymore
Well thats new for me i will try that later
Mansion
Gotta get more dlc content out that mansion
facts
Need help for copilot trophy PS5, we are currently 3. Add me : Le_Justicier_23
@brisk forge, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Cayo Perico: #ps5|cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #ps5|casino-lfg
Old Heist: #ps5|old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #ps5|vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #ps5|other-lfg
Requested by: @mighty isle
What’s up everyone
whaddup tho
wsg gng
Can we bless the rains down in Africa fam? 😩
Trying to find people to play with
What’s good bro
life my mane wby
@still cliff, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Cayo Perico: #xb-s|cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #xb-s|casino-lfg
Old Heist: #xb-s|old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #xb-s|vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #xb-s|other-lfg
Requested by: @paper hazel
Same man. Life be lifing
Hello peoples
when are we going to know what the weekly update is?
tomorrow
Hello hooman
Hola lil cherub, hope ur well today
i never asked before, but why were some cars made unavailable to purchase again?
Mmm... bot invaded chat is see
some events, some limited, etc
I*
Wish they would do 2x money on special crate cargo, i’ve been grinding to save up special crate cargo
crazy how my man is still yapping on 
Crazy how you still haven't been banned
yap yap yap
no instead we get counterfeit 🥺
its documents next
Bye chat✌️
Rockstar would probably rather cancel GTA 6 than do 2x Special Cargo
the info drops every wednesday around 3:30pm EST
https://www.reddit.com/r/gtaonline/comments/1qj998t/weekly_bonuses_and_discounts_january_22nd_to/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button
Is there any way to replay cayo solo
is diamond cosino bugged for anyone else rn everytime me and my friend do it we get kicked at a certain point?
Can anyone do cluck and bell with me i just started i have it setup
cant even start it for me it just crashes

great rockstars shit
yeah everything else works tho
yea i guess

i prefer cayo too
still annoying af when u spend time setting shit up to get nothing back
same but we set up a diamond cause we were bored of cayo
doomsday
I only thought I said that, Ty king
lemme play with yall i need people to play with
if we all get back on sure were taking a break cause diamonds bugging out
man wtf
its all man wtf until its you
rudeee boyyy
Elo
lowkey is there even a point to shark cards anymore? it feels so easy to make money
they're lowkenuinely worth it
How is everybody this fine evening
What is that bizarre collection of letters that has blessed my retinas?
there's an even better one
Can i do a heist with someone
@glass python, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Cayo Perico: #pc-e|cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #pc-e|casino-lfg
Old Heist: #pc-e|old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #pc-e|vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #pc-e|other-lfg
Requested by: @flat island
cringe

My controller has stick drift now 💔
Bruh
put the cheetos down when playing

dang is it impossible to find ppl to join missions nowadays
pretty much
games dead
damn

even lfg is dead
Lol
L
F
G
dead
holy shit someone in my game actually joined
truly once in a blue moon
what missions you doing
The amounts of peeps I'd be helping if I wasn't limited to BlayStation 😪

doomsday setups (i just want deluxo)
i got a cayo with 4 gold is it worth having a 3rd?
This might be a long shot, but can anyone possibly drop me the shocker melee weapon?
no
i got that in legacy but i don't have it on enhanced 🥀
Go solo. Don't trust anyone
i have someone thats okay i was just wondering if a 3rd was worth jt
No
oh nooo doomsday
im out sorry dude, i hate them
3rd almost never.
I remember the trouble I had when I had to try to find somebody just to get that trade price
This might be a long shot, but can anyone possibly drop me the shocker melee weapon?
Im sure people need help on Playstation too
I help the peeps on blayStation dw lol.
Anyone need help? Dm me. Lfg is dead
Magic?
Hi
high
Ciao
You Italian?
Bello
@spiral dawn
How dare
No but I speak a little. I go every year
Ooo
Ai kiss pfp
how is everyone today? lil cherubs~
Very awesome
make on w me
I love it. So nice
Why no weevil mafia in your name
You ever been to Sardinia?
Weevils are bookie brev
Buy a drift tampa
Going in about a month actually. Thoughts?
Is Free roam 1 voice channel for Xbox one X players as well?
It’s where I from
Idk
best movie for a great car, everyone should agree
Shush you
Oh. My aunt said to go so it’s getting booked
You should definitely go there
my teammate left at the last second so now i just wasted like 20 minutes damn
sweet
The gta life sadly
i just love randoms
sad
Niceee
Specially the level 27's
he was lvl 117, dang
Even worse
wonder if he was trolling me considering he left at the last mission
I always struggle with the lvl 50s and 70s
Why leave crashout man
was sending u a "random" message but oh well
new set of randoms, wish me luck
Goodluck
Autoshops are going to be so juiced this week 
x2 for everyone and x4 for gta+ members
@paper hazel
4x no way?

Gta+ 4x
so like 1 million + for union depisitory each time?😭
gonna get so much money 
the 2x/4x is for the car mod client jobs not the contracts unfortunately
Eh more like ~1.32m but yea (if it was contracts)

but the contracts are 2x for gta+
traitor ass
They put the union depository heist on GTA online?
is there any daily cap on how much u can make from autoshop contracts or no

Man I'm gonna remake the 1969 Italian job minis
Basically what I've been doing for a bit, gta+ comes in clutch when it has good benefits not that I really need the money
not a heist but a contract in autoshop, sort of like a mini heist
same it's the perfect time for career progress
I'll be grinding it like crazy, esp since you can repeat it without having to rotate back to it
I forget it, don't you just find new sesh or what was it?
Random lags spikes are fun
Fr lmfao
Anyone remember?
De syncs are also fun
Lowkey my ps4 acc had a rlly nice super car out of no where
Cancel the contract
you take the job on the board, dont launch, leave autoshop, call sessanta to cancel it, go back, and another contract will appear. if thats what u mean
By calling sessanta during another contract and join a new session
Ps4 is crazy I was driving my cocainea trash truck on the M-way and some npc decided it wanted to swing a left into me 😂
Oh yeah that, then eventually it'll rotate back. Got it
Happens on the ps5 version also lol
PS2 gng whatsup
Yessirr
Nintendo ds gng
i was praying for 3x autoshop and theyre bringing 4x 
Oh yeah it does 😭
😭
shhhiii u right
Gamecube?
wii
Fingers crossed gta 6 being released on my Nintendo ds
Atari
I know what you mean lol
Reminds me of this, been happening to me a lot #gta-media message
Honestly took a break from grinding for rdr1
Truss why do npcs spawn so random now
smart fridge would hit harder
Fr, when im losing the cops an npc hits me and im on their radar again
Smart fridge would run over 1k fps.
I swear they've done smth to the cops too
Why do they randomly turn to where I am behind a wall 😭
For real, the spaw out of nowhere.
yes
There was an update like 10 years ago that changed how NPCs drive, it wasn't always like that, but people noticed instantly. People have looked into the NPC scripts and nothing looks off
It's some black magic somewhere
what are auto shop client jobs?
Also the random speed boosts enemies get when behind you
U do some customisations to a customer's car and deliver it for money
I'm gonna do some voodoo on these npcs fr
ooooh ok
Gta 6 development is more concentrated for playstation yay
Y u glad u happy 120 fps
Release blayStation and PC editions first then eggs buggs tree sisty editions 2 years down the line
Bet
Honestly, im happy over 60 fps lol
Bruh
Hi
weekly out yet?
2027
Uh no gta 6 is 2028
2099
That's cyberpunk
hear me out, if it stayed on earth it would of been good but alien shit annoyed me
wait are the auto shop car deliveries 4x money?
Judy or Panam?
I think so
No they're acc 12x rn
2x for normal 4x for plus
fuck yes, im getting that tuners milestone shit done
Never played the cyberpunk
Rn or
💀
Fellow Aussie legend right here guys
well auto shop contracts and customer cars have a bonus rn on gta plus.
but the extra 2x is not live yet (only on customer cars)
but soon
y
My fav aussie is FBFragrances on YT
Games boring
does this mean the ls club xp will have 4x bonus or will it just be 2x
my favourite Aussie is me
just say your dopamine receptors are fried bro 🥀
no but yes, it ain't no skyrim
Never played skyrim
lscm rep will be 4x as well
I tried skyrim it makes no sense
for gta+
Just walked around and left
fuck yes
yankee with no brim
yuno ball
nah yankey
one more question, how does one obtain the scarab from the brute force file for freemode usage?
So true
or is it exclusive to that mission only
Magic
Ok so where is everyone on Xbox in voice chat???
Whats a xbox
buy off arena war website.
though you need to own workshop first.
@wind sedge, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Cayo Perico: #xb1|cayo-perico-lfg, #xb-s|cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #xb1|casino-lfg, #xb-s|casino-lfg
Old Heist: #xb1|old-heist-lfg, #xb-s|old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #xb1|vehicles-lfg, #xb-s|vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #xb1|other-lfg, #xb-s|other-lfg
Requested by: @paper hazel
Ppl in there can help
How much does the auto shop cost?
4milis plus tax
a
will it work the same as the one from the mission?
ye
and do arena workshop vehicles ever go on sale?
you just gotta buy and put upgrades on it.
watch yt vids
Play it properly
sometimes rarely probably
I don't remember price range offhand but I think it depends on the location you choose
noted thanks
all under $1m when they're 40% off, around 8-900k
What website are they on?
maze bank foreclosures
SSA
Lies
you got me
Ik I'm such a penguin
can I merge Benny's or F1 to a motorcycle or merge motorcycle wheels to a car
Try to do it
Nice nickname
Ikr
Thank you
You're not welcome
No life's griefed by a mc owner saw me delivering acid wanted to blow me up so bad with his sparrow I just drove into the ocean so he couldn't orgasam over killing me
Well then
🤩

Binweevil died time ago
Is the Banshee GTS faster than regular one, with Hao's?
He wish he had balls
100
He is our saint
weekly out?
Idk prolly
HSW Banshee GTS is faster than HSW Banshee yes
Normal Banshee GTS is slower than HSW Banshee though
no stock banshee is faster than all
Kickers the tires
Guys can you help me forse exscape heus lester we are in 2 other 2 pls
Holy England
What’s my cut
2%
Sorry im italian im disperate ahahahah
hmm I choose low taper fade
surprised we cant have customs cuts in heists
same
I'm going to sell in invite only now they truly suck interdimension dick
goo goo ga ga
like 67
@terse pine i summon you
So HSW GTS is the fastest car, in the game?
Womp womp
yes
Yep
Top speed wise yeah
it will work
She K'Oed her wifi
Bro I know you get grifed too
cause makki is very mentionable
Never been griefed 🤷🏿♂️
Thank god I did some research before then because I was gonna spend my second voucher on the regular Banshee
smart man rh
hey regular banshee is also good just not as good
Dum question but what agency do u need for the dr. Dre contract or can i buy any ?
Lucky bastard
but money
nope
Can buy any
language
Thanks ma
The one over there
Nah
all buisnesses in game work the same it's just location so pick best 1 for u
You jus slow brev
Franklin will almost show up to defend his home!
Buttcheek on a stick
dead chat xd

Fr

Guess its time to buy and upgrade document forgery
You scared everyone away by saying Franklin's gonna defend his home 😪
well yeah but wait for week to reset
Yeah I know like 7 hours
no why would waste of money
Who wouldn't run?
Because rich
Ballin
More money 2x sales nightclub income increases too
it ticks off a box in the car wash safe 
gotcha, buy me one pls
king gets it
Yeah and more car wash money too
king bet u too it
My weed water smoke, car wash and the other one have been at red heat forever
it ain't a race
Huh
I wish there was more customisationin the laundering businesses
You only have to do car wash to keep money coming in
I never use em was a waste of fake money 😪
fuck smoke on the water
Weed water smoke*
just do a car wash job the passive money is worth it
I will
you cheater
I'm only into femboys anyway I'm sorry...
Hey can someone on Xbox help me with cluck and bell
@wet harness, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Cayo Perico: #xb-s|cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #xb-s|casino-lfg
Old Heist: #xb-s|old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #xb-s|vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #xb-s|other-lfg
Requested by: @paper hazel
that's backwards
I have dated either idk if i have a preference
hi
Helloo
Hi whats up
either what
im good hry’all
Can someone help me I'm broke Xbox one
not with that pfp
Both sexes guy girl
look I got a rule, I might do chicks, but if the dks if bigger I ain't gonna linger smaller or same size
fuck you pal.
you buy all 3 and they give bonuses and you just focus on heat clearing car wash occasionally.
plus you can use the helipad for your heli's if you're near.
😂😂
Hi
high
no
pls buy me~
Thank you
the what now
That 35% bonus for cash and weed mc businesses, and the 10% bonus on hangar cargo truly is 
weirdos, imagine not marrying properly
hmm, McDonalds will do wasn't talking about in game mb
If only i could find a guy that would treat me right
i am chud unemployed spastic loser go find someone better lol
same
Facts well worth the money
no ur perfect to me 🥺
I thought we was marrying 😕
Go be with ya sugar buses I'm done 💥
damnn gotchu
I bought smoke on the water going to buy Higgins and hanger
why is someone on tony’s vip list always missing how do you even get lost 
Anybody knows when the other cars are coming out?
I logged in and owned all 3 and didn't remember buying them
Am I a GTA addict
This week has a new livery coming out for the everon RS if you want to see it, no cars. But the keitora should be next in the list, the Itali Classic or the police crusiers should be last on the list for coming out
Got too drunk went into the woods never came back 
Oh alright thanks
Trevor?
Hi
All of them you mean?
Hello
i think so
high
it's the diva!
There are no new cars releasing this week
Yes
Wsp gng
Omg hey girl
Ah
yes
Try RDR2
Cause I’ll never be that rich irl
The only answer
skill issue
I have
finesse it, dont be upset about it
Im level 180 😄
It may make you even more depressed, but it's not all bad
even in RDR2 i feel broke queen. $200 is like $600,000 nowadays make it make sense
Lol true
atp minecraft makes me feel better about my state
Ah, I heard they are going to implement ID verification to Minecraft sometime soon and other games. Prepare to boycott fellas
Yeah. Minecraft is my happy game. Roblox is the worst tbh
They only understand when it's about money and consequences
in single player?
Why? 😭
ill just jailbreak that shit 
ah crap we can't play 
Why?
Can anyone help me sell my counterfeit or is there a channel I gotta go to
Hi
Hi Ryannn
I dont think so, but in multiplayer
Because they want your data and control what you do and what you search. As if they don't do that already, but they are pushing it further
Minecraft has fallen
Hopefully will hit level 40 tn. Got my first arcade 🙂
W
Let’s gooo
can't verify my ID if i'm hosting the server to begin with
Oh!
if im paying $5 for 3 months of server i aint getting checked for ID xd
Not necissarily. There’s still lots of great content updates coming. It’s a bit oversaturated with the paid skins and stuff, but it’s microsoft and not mojang anymore so ya, ups and downs. I personally enjoy Java edition wayyy more
Glad Im not in one of those countries they'll be doing it, land of the (partially)-free
they've been tracking what we search.
for now...
I think the ID and that stuff is for communication, meaning you won't be able to talk to others unless you "verify" aka get scammed
They replaced the settings button with the micro transaction store. It’s gone. Just about money.
discord 
Real
They start slow in certain places but they may expand, as anything. Like USA taking over Europe lol
That too. You know what is interesting? Data breaches happen after people verify. Happened already with Discord. Is yet to happen with other platforms, if it ever happens
im going to say this and ima be 100% on what i say, and that roblox is the main PDF and pred centre/group hangout. I went on it and the fact that there's people on there that are 30+ and admitting to liking minorities is quite shocking and it's not only roblox. It's quite literally everywhere. they are everywhere 
I was gonna get roblox acc but no more. Couldnt even enjoy roblox
discord verified my face not ID
Ah
that is why it got heavily restricted in aus and it was amazing, atleast hopefully it stops some shit
Roblox is not safe for anyone. there's people on there leaking info to private discord groups and the ''bin''
Damn
it should in the UK too, I want my sister to be safe you know?
How do I find people to do heists with?
@random silo, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Cayo Perico: #pc-e|cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #pc-e|casino-lfg
Old Heist: #pc-e|old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #pc-e|vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #pc-e|other-lfg
Requested by: @pliant kestrel
Yeah, Globalists are making Roblox their app. It's not rare seeing people with high power saying and doing such things
Currently have maze bank west, kotsaka, bunker, arcade, and a buncha other shi
Every country should have a website dedicated to showing those type of people's face no matter what, face + crime commited and etc
I been GRINDING
we have a website in the UK and im so happy about it
yo
When was this?
it's not?? Boycott Commonwealth, my nephew's somehow can still get on but it's still chat restricted but I still don't trust them being on gng like
i went on roblox and changed everything for my little sister even verified her face cuz i dont want her on those games full of weirdos
Delete their acc lol
But that’s what everyone uses these days. They don’t care about Java anymore
that's why I hate the news, don't blur faces, POST THAT SHIT, NAME ADDRESS EVERYTHING, let the nonces get what's coming to them.
!gta
Please keep the chatter relevant to GTA and refrain from spamming or LFGing.
For non-GTA chatting, please visit #community
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I've spoken to my mom about deleting it and even today i caught her on them weird ''night club'' games
Need that acid lab and nightclub
yes sorry 
Since a long time I have said that, Roblox is a reflection of our society, since it is a multiplatform, with an economy, shop, online games or hangouts etc. And most of that stuff doesen't lead to good paths, but warped ones. Either disturbing games, or clothing items etc
Roblox is just unsafe period.
U right gng but also how's the weather?
Its a mix of foggy and extremely sunny, fairly average for los santos
Can anybody do the cayo perico heist with me it’s my first time and if you can vc that would be better
if i get kids, it's either gta or minecraft
Can anybody do the cayo perico heist with me it’s my first time and if you can vc that would be better
@blazing widget, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Cayo Perico: #xb-s|cayo-perico-lfg
Requested by: @pliant kestrel
like i rather them know swear words rather than being manipulated, unless if it's by pavel telling them to do cayo 
It’s like leaving the door open in a day care right next to a mental institution. 😭
Roblox*
ONG
gta or minecraft and 100% titanfall. apart from that nothing else unless it's bacarat or blackjack
teach them on gta how to gamble
Still find it funny how the Roblox CEO blamed the kids for getting groomed instead of just banning and arresting child predators
alr dudes lets get back into gta talk !
yoo
For me, I wouldn't encourage them in the gamer side since it leads to nowhere. But places that are more adequate for the right development. Society will worsen and that is absolute. That is why parents should get a wide variety of knowledge and teaching their kids how to adapt to this desolating, raw, cruel world
hola
Hi
yo
oh 100% screen time, 30 mins a day and thats it
high
Fair enough
familyyyyy
How are U lil cherub
It sucks cause schools now a days use devices for everything
Since in the future they will be even more in touch with technology than us
grove Street? Or nah
balrightttt
any modded heists going on
gng gng
yeah and those are locked on what you can do, thank fuck
Rule smthing idk about modd
yesss please, and a number 8
modd no bueno
sybau
apart from cars 😛
Number nine and number 9 large?
put ur lips around mine bro that's do it
i'll acc do anything for just eat
thats alittle weird
Yeah but the sad thing is it still gives them the ability to do things on a screen they could be doing physically like writing notes or taking tests.
I predict handwriting will become less and less taught in the future
Psalm 41:1
it'll be weirder dw
no thank you
If you can eat your food while everyone else is losing there's ~ Big Smoke
oh i'll have like stuff planned out for my future kids, drawing/painting im having free birds 
deep
I just want my children to not have to feel scared of danger, war or being in their own skin with their own thoughts
but that's an ideal world and that ain't happening~
world peace would be bliss
i want my kids too know they safe wit me
wishing i was born in the 1970's 
💯
icl i still send letters to people
YO I WONDER IF I CAN SEND YOU A LETTER FROM THE UK TO AUS
how long would that take you think?
i wish I was a punk rocker - sandi Thorne goated song
Is there any glitch to grab the gold in cayo all by yourself as solo
plant pot unless it's fixed idk tbh
How do i see whats b2b
It would be a miracle, but for now that's not the case. Maybe in thousands of years it could happen. The Satya Yuga
too short 
when GTA 6 releases 😭
!B2b
only if I get some Gregg's sausage rolls
I probably missed the best time to play cayo as well
Hmmmm how do i do
B2b is back to back, typically for console its where 2 people have a heist ready, and will replay it, and since they cant get money as host, they switch off who host and gets the money (85% of the cut), and the host will keep the heist, crew gets the money, and they trade off who does it
Although you do need to reset your cache after every {2}nd run, as on the 3rd run you will lose the heist, or not get the money.
that could actually work.. since it would take 3-5 days with express but unfortunately
2-3 weeks with standard :/
best i can send is some UK snacks
Ok thanks
orrrr air seal the sausage roll?
Honestly..I'd risk it for Gregg's I'll die for food poisons by the time it gets here but ahhh
i can air seal it dw it'll still be fine

air sealed food can last 10days i believe
share, good beer
Air-sealed (vacuum-packed) food lasts significantly longer, extending shelf life from days to weeks or months in the fridge and from months to years in the freezer or pantry


I ain't reading all that I'm ngl 
Nah, strawberry rails is better
IT SAYS, it can last weeks+months
king shortened it for me, bless 😭
Thats just cocaine, strawberry rails is funny though if you do know where you find it at
who wants a greggs sausage roll from the UK delivered for free 
FRESHMEATTTT
TF you asking anyone else for u cheating 😭
is it bad i sold the car as soon as i got it
out
sorry gang you didn't want it 
How's everyone going tonight
i had it already 🙁
What about the... "Juice with chunky bits" 

So I was using BMX chillin at rat canon when out of nowhere a deluxo filled the TV screen
out
i donated it for a good cause
That sounds about right tbh
I jus ignored it
If was pink
shiiii I wouldn't ignore it then
I jus wasn't in the mood
deadass, i hope gta 6 has bears and whatnot, that'd be cool
Guys
fingers crossed it's realistic asf
they fumbled so hard with RDO I wanna cry
At rat canyon if you wait you can see yellow flies
Girls
N hear animial
woof
I'm not sure if my mind was playing tricks I saw a bird
I was jus chilling by Cassidy Creek n then literally didn't even have to push x I jus rode it down
Where do I ask for like pvp what lfg
other lfg
Alr
You guys ever ride a bike in gta rat canyon
gotchu king
Thx
I hear racing
All the time while playing Pac standard, I love raton canyon
does anybody else think avi sounds like a circus clown
I want the trees to change colors
I wonder how the time works in gta 6
Maybe make it real time
What is the pluker based on
N the sr burger
100
who wants
Yes
you want
I want to actually open the fridge in gta6
Well so far, just messing around with the everon RS mosh mosh livery a bit
N a drive thru that talks
No idea what this means, I’m v new to this 😭
so far, you can get fat and very malnourished in gta6 apparently
Do they have to see dentist
Haha fuck yea, diabetes, coming to a PS5 near you

Does gta 5 have dentist
yes
me
Bro our chacter teeth must be yellow
LMAO
i have this bat here it does wonders on teeth
Imagine a virtual dictir in gta calling you
the bills still would suck prolly for ppl
Hi is Lester calling to look at your yellow teeth
will the autoshop be cheaper to buy in this weekly update
Mine are white, you can view your characters teeth by changing their mood to injured 
Yes, they will be discounted
Anyone know why the servers are unavailable
i can't see them discounted right now? when will the update begin
Reset your cache for your game and try restarting
I’m pretty sure I did but I’ll check
Is it just me or did they need the sawed off shotgun?
if not it's a OneDrive issue, more recently lately that file paths get corrupted
<t:1769076000:R>
and there was something about the railgun?
Explain in simpler terms
Ok
Hehe Thriller type
Yes. 30% discount
What's everyone up to
where do i find a gun van?
!gunvan
Spawns different locations
I use gtaweb.eu or whatever the site is. It is the most popular web tool for GTA Online to my knowledge and it’s constantly updated
Just look up gun van on there, and u should be able to find it haha
Oh this is a bot
have you guys ever watched ALF?
Oh lmao
Stg u joined today and no level so it just looks like a bot, same with pfp. Many bots use that
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Requested by: @gusty lintel
Or sum like it
i joined today too
Lets go, fuck da weirdos haha
it gone heaheh
Fye, I’m boutta work on sum guitar now while I wait for sum shit so I can start this gta shi
Mines was 50%
Got some Jimmy Page influencial style melodies in da head rn
rlly deleted
Ion get it 💔
nerd
lester son
lfg
@lofty kernel, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Cayo Perico: #xb1|cayo-perico-lfg, #ps4|cayo-perico-lfg, #ps5|cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #xb1|casino-lfg, #ps4|casino-lfg, #ps5|casino-lfg
Old Heist: #xb1|old-heist-lfg, #ps4|old-heist-lfg, #ps5|old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #xb1|vehicles-lfg, #ps4|vehicles-lfg, #ps5|vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #xb1|other-lfg, #ps4|other-lfg, #ps5|other-lfg
Requested by: @icy oyster
fart
I like to look at bobs
bob loker
They make me happy
burp
How about you go away
Lol
Annyone doing like sumo smthing i can join im mad bored
2000 Zimbabwean dollars
alr
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They should add cluckin bell locations that you can purchase and it gives a boost to your meth lab
they should make avi a playable character
This idea was made by me with 0 inspiration
this idea was made by me with 0 explanation
Ranking top 10 fortnite skins I would impregnate
whats wrong with these people
they aren’t real
How about you go up my butt and around the corner heist man
so i buy night club in gta v my location is west vinewood is that good location
Yes
!gta
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Requested by: @mighty isle
how much dose cargo gives u when u sell your night club stuff
10k
For one

are the night club warehouse technicians on sale?
No
tiver me shimbers
summer time
uh oh
is the securtity upgrade on the nightclub even worth it?

No
yes
everyone talking about they’re business nd shit and I just started I feel so overwhelmed
I got it and it never helped
Hey guys I need help with ls car meet drag race any one up
Get issi
@cosmic crag, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Cayo Perico: #pc-l|cayo-perico-lfg, #pc-e|cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #pc-l|casino-lfg, #pc-e|casino-lfg
Old Heist: #pc-l|old-heist-lfg, #pc-e|old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #pc-l|vehicles-lfg, #pc-e|vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #pc-l|other-lfg, #pc-e|other-lfg
Requested by: @paper hazel
conflicted nowadays 😭
giggity
The car? Ts look like a matchbox 😭
Which one should I use to casual chat
goochie goochie goodnight im gonna sleep its 4am challenge
otherlfg
My nc never got raid since I even sold 1.6mil of nc stock
#community non-gta
here
Im sleep now. Gn
Best upgrade is staff
where makki
gn lil cherub

I have no idea ask her?
makki just randomly blocked me. Im sad
A weevil would never do that
oh no
queen your followers are asking about you 
same
so i am level 83 in gta v on pc i have auto shop CEO vehicles were house salvage yard cayo ancey hanger bunker motorcycle clubc chash meth cook and document forgery office car wash is that good for level 83 person ????
Very.
iam noticing that makki is block alotta people
y'all are really obsessed 😭
what went wrong this time gang
same
Eh its fine. One of billions
everything I think from what I can tell
makki divorced me 😢
for me btw
woah another person
yall wanna make a petition to get unlocked?
Anyways i said i sleep too many times. Now last time im going
my time play this game is 264h 53 min


@terse pine where are youuu
pffft false promises
don’t ping my female
you need to become an issi
@terse pine thoughts
she’s asleep
I'm lvl74 and i have all of those except warehouse savage document hanger
you don't know anything about her
i could tell you a shit ton about her but i’m not gonna catch a mute for being off topic so shut up 
So how's the weather everyone?
thanks bro




