gta-online

[paper hazel]

I won't twin I got U

[bright ocean]

Since I did cayo for the first time how do I do it again and what do I do in the island

[paper hazel]

Except when he steals my cut

[maiden fossil]

Every mod is clones of lester

[clear kindle]

Pavel will call u

[bright ocean]

What do I do in the island again

[paper hazel]

Case it out

[maiden fossil]

you do illegal things on an island obviously

[clear kindle]

First u need to scope out primary and secondary target

[bright ocean]

Does the game give me tasks to do and where to go or am I alone on this one

[clear kindle]

Then do the setups and finally the heist

[hard canopy]

anyone on ps4 got a mansion

[clear kindle]

You can do it solo or take help from your friends but I personally I prefer doing the setup solo

[bright ocean]

Yes but yk how when you do gta missions there’s like yellow text telling you what to do?

Does that appear when I’m in the island or do I have to figure out everything myself

[clear kindle]

Yes that will appear you just gotta make your way to the tower

[rocky forge]

Has that damn bot left?

[bright ocean]

So what I understand is

I have to go to the tower then hack the cameras to spot the loot and then leave

[pseudo patrol]

Guys could i get banned if i sell a modded car?

[candid torrent]

Oh

[rich sluice]

no

change that bio clown

[clear kindle]

Exactly

[pseudo patrol]

Oh i thought i could

[bright ocean]

Aight ty some dude

[pseudo patrol]

Cry bout it

[bright ocean]

Wait last question can I go there with my sparrow

[rich sluice]

12 year old lmao

[pseudo patrol]

🤓

A 12 year old wouldnt even know the Kaiserreich

[rich sluice]

a 12 year old would act like you

[bold drum]

careful he might pull up on you on his pedal bike

[clear kindle]

!drama

[fresh magnet]

Drama has no place here. If you have issues with someone, please message @pallid plover.

Requested by: @clear kindle

[rich sluice]

🥶

[bold drum]

i want more rare cars in my garage

[bright ocean]

@clear kindle sorry for the questions but can I go there with my sparrow and if I could then can I go there without having to start to start the mission on my kosatka

[rich sluice]

get keitora

[rich sluice]

me frfr

[bold drum]

YES I WANT THE SPRUnk variant

idk if anyone has it cuz i haven't seen so i might aswell just ask a modder to go in LSCM with one no?

[paper hazel]

what did I miss

spill the tea come on pls

[bold drum]

oh @rich sluice i finally got the lifeguard SUV im so happy

[rich sluice]

i have one but idek if you could buy it from lscm even from a modder

[neat skiff]

have we got the update news already?

[rich sluice]

that’s sickk

[clear kindle]

Sorry you can’t go there with your sparrow, in scope out you have to steal a velum from drug dealers then fly your way to the south

[bold drum]

Yess and michaels car too

[rich sluice]

with micheal under the cover?

[bold drum]

yes thats on my alt and i can't really like.. play on 2 accounts at the same time

but i got the sentinel only on this acc

[maiden fossil]

Chat is ts real

[bold drum]

yes you can get it

[mellow smelt]

Guys how to use duke o deaths boost

[bold drum]

you need a modder to like. even get it

[mellow smelt]

The double clutch one

[bold drum]

watch a tutorial

[clear kindle]

What was Fabian doing in our mansion

[candid torrent]

Taking a shit

[mellow smelt]

Where

[clear kindle]

No I mean how did he get in before us

[paper hazel]

yoga prolly

[rich sluice]

yea 😭

[bold drum]

...

[clear kindle]

Creepy old man

[bold drum]

stupidity branches from the tree itself by the looks of it

[rich sluice]

news paper

[clear kindle]

Huh?

[bold drum]

do you have the one with michael under the covers?

[rich sluice]

ya

[bold drum]

CAN I GET IT

[rich sluice]

but i never even used it or took it out of the garage

[bold drum]

ill slide you whatever you want from the garage

[vocal totem]

who's playing on enhanced ?

[rich sluice]

i don’t have it on pc 😔

[vocal marsh]

No one

[rich sluice]

only ps5 enhanced

[fresh magnet]

@vocal totem, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #pc-l｜cayo-perico-lfg, #pc-e｜cayo-perico-lfg, #xb1｜cayo-perico-lfg, #ps4｜cayo-perico-lfg, #ps5｜cayo-perico-lfg, #xb-s｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #pc-l｜casino-lfg, #pc-e｜casino-lfg, #xb1｜casino-lfg, #ps4｜casino-lfg, #ps5｜casino-lfg, #xb-s｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #pc-l｜old-heist-lfg, #pc-e｜old-heist-lfg, #xb1｜old-heist-lfg, #ps4｜old-heist-lfg, #ps5｜old-heist-lfg, #xb-s｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #pc-l｜vehicles-lfg, #pc-e｜vehicles-lfg, #xb1｜vehicles-lfg, #ps4｜vehicles-lfg, #ps5｜vehicles-lfg, #xb-s｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #pc-l｜other-lfg, #pc-e｜other-lfg, #xb1｜other-lfg, #ps4｜other-lfg, #ps5｜other-lfg, #xb-s｜other-lfg

Requested by: @paper hazel

[bold drum]

[quiet void]

everyone got pc 🙁

[bold drum]

the people with enhanced tags

[paper hazel]

yh

[candid torrent]

Nah I'm brokie 😪

[paper hazel]

twins brokie

[quiet void]

Same I’m lucky to even have my ps5

[clear kindle]

I play gta on my ps2

[quiet void]

PC parts are so expensive G it makes me wanna die

[candid torrent]

Valid

[paper hazel]

Fridge bttr

[candid torrent]

Samsung fridgey or Sony fridgey?

[maiden fossil]

Y'all upgrade to PS1 brokies

[clear kindle]

The og

[quiet void]

I gotta ps2 but ts don’t work anymore

[rich sluice]

ps3 goat

[quiet void]

Uncharted on the ps3>>>

[paper hazel]

all jokes aside 360 era was goated

Godfather 2

[rapid inlet]

I hate gta online so damn much bro

[maiden fossil]

skill issue my works I got 3 ps2s for some reason

[paper hazel]

becoz u smart

[clear kindle]

I simp for agatha casino manager 😵‍💫

[rapid inlet]

“Lets hack and explode everyone” 🤓

[paper hazel]

Mmmmmmmmm

[rapid inlet]

Who tf do they think they are funny? Hell no

[maiden fossil]

what is sklorp talking about❓

[paper hazel]

rubber rooms ig

[quiet void]

gibberish final boss

[maiden fossil]

me?

[grim holly]

Is there a channel with a list of vehicles that have been removed in game?

[quiet void]

Nah the dude talking bout hacking lmao

[paper hazel]

yeah he was talking bad smack, get him gng

jk pls don't fight lil cherubs

[quiet void]

Imma air out the whole server

[maiden fossil]

But I am the gibberish final bossskfnrjktmx

[quiet void]

I’m jp

[maiden fossil]

bad to meet you jp

[quiet void]

TungTung🥺

[rapid inlet]

Happend again with that shit

Rockstar do something about hackers holy damn

[quiet void]

Nah what rockstars needs to do is show rdr2 some love

Fuck GTA even tho I love it

[rapid inlet]

3*

lol

[quiet void]

Yeah maybe in 20 years, I’d rather see like a next gen RDR2. I’d pay so much money for that

Tired of playing at 30fps

On a fucking ps5 like bro

[clear kindle]

GTA v remastered will be out before gta vi releases

[rich sluice]

didn’t they announce a rdr2 next gen version

[paper hazel]

bet

[quiet void]

Id rather they remaster gta 4 before 5

[maiden fossil]

Why tf would you need a rdr2 for PS5 just for 60 fps

[quiet void]

There’s been devs that have mentioned a next gen version but rockstar themselves hasn’t confirmed it unfortunately 🫩

[sterile tulip]

Sup

[quiet void]

Cuz bro 30 fps feels horrible once ur used to 60 and 120

[maiden fossil]

120 is bad

[quiet void]

Deadass strains my eyes

[rich sluice]

because 30 fps is a slideshow

[quiet void]

120 is good for multiplayer

Rdr2 would only need 60fps probs

[rich sluice]

60 would literally be enough

[quiet void]

Exactly

[elfin relic]

thia gta channel not rdr2 😭

[bold drum]

@maiden charm no you can't buy a slam from LSCM

[quiet void]

My bad I started ranting cuz I want a next gen RDR2 (it’s never gonna happen I’m delusional)

[heavy stag]

document forgery double money lmao still not worth doing

[paper hazel]

hola

[minor sierra]

is it bannable to offer to pay $ irl for somebody to run bogdan or cayo for me?

[sour galleon]

this channel is anything mods dont care

[elfin relic]

yes

[wintry river]

yeah

[minor sierra]

bruhhhh

[heavy stag]

only if rockstar finds out

[elfin relic]

say that to duviet the mod and see how well that goes

[oak bone]

lol

[quiet void]

rockstar gonna make bro an example

They’re like Nintendo

[paper hazel]

duviet is love and life, always watching~

[hollow stone]

Like everything else, it's only so when others learn so...such is fact of law

[sour galleon]

is that a threat?

[soft sparrow]

nah Nintendo is way worse

[paper hazel]

100

[elfin relic]

how the fuck is that a threat. im asking u tell that to a mod they may warn u. not a threat you're delusional 😭

[heavy stag]

does gta got a bmw m5

[sour galleon]

so you're threatening me, duviet dispose of this user

[soft sparrow]

atleast rockstar wont brick your console or pc if you mod it unlike Nintendo does

[quiet void]

Agreed. But rockstar be putting belt to ass sometimes too, especially when it comes to leaks😭

[hollow stone]

No you'll get blacklisted hardware

[soft sparrow]

pretty much the same thing

[elfin relic]

i just said its not a threat. well we can rule out you u may have low comprehension level. were all here for u :)

[sour galleon]

jesus enough of ur threats already

[elfin relic]

fr

HELP THIS ZOG GUY HAS THE NEW GEN VIRUS EVERYONE RUN

[paper hazel]

what happened y'all

[elfin relic]

no idea im lost

[paper hazel]

I leave for one minute I stg

[sour galleon]

im being threatened aussi help

[elfin relic]

i jus wanna buy more issi

[paper hazel]

Same~

[elfin relic]

not a threat its a promise : )

[paper hazel]

y'all both want my attention I feel like the queen of the ball 🥺❤️

[elfin relic]

LOL

[paper hazel]

new game plan

[quiet void]

Bruh

[paper hazel]

Buy Issis, let's all Goto blackjack and just vibe, just love one another y'all~

[flat island]

nice week ahead eh? x2 forgery and auto shop

[paper hazel]

It's gonna be a banger week fr

[sour galleon]

yeah nice week lad

[sour zenith]

2x Doc Forgery sucks and 2x Auto Shop is only the customer deliveries

It’s decent for GTA+ since it’s 4x

[paper hazel]

oooolala

[sour zenith]

Should be like 80-100K per car

2 cars every 48 minutes iirc

[soft sparrow]

that aint bad

ez 4x thank you

[flat island]

new content: 1 livery...bro, how much u plan to dripfeed?

[soft sparrow]

sadly the costomer cars dont add up to the total profit on the board but still neat

[paper hazel]

huh

[hushed bane]

I can't believe rockstar really put documents x2

[quiet void]

Sounds scammish

[hushed bane]

What's the point if I can get 352k from acids

[vocal marsh]

500k in public

[hushed bane]

I know,still this week is shit

[vocal marsh]

Fr

[sour zenith]

Yeah but good luck rerolling for the truck mission

[paper hazel]

publics always better fr

[hushed bane]

Except from auto shop cars

[sour zenith]

I love lobby hopping for 10-15 minutes to sell my MC business just to still get blown up anyways

[soft sparrow]

finally a 4x imma use

[vocal marsh]

90k profit from 2x and 50% bonus is pretty good👀

[sour zenith]

Nuh uh

[paper hazel]

Uh huh

[hushed bane]

When they gon put back choppers sale btw

[sour zenith]

If Rockstar reworked the MC sale missions so that it’s just the single truck but you have to dodge an orb shot every 30 seconds then I’d grind them more

But otherwise I’m good with those fuck ass businesses

[vocal marsh]

never prolly

[bold drum]

yo i swear down someone has a weird horn in gta

[rough brook]

Is there a crew recruitment area on here

[hushed bane]

I mean it's just like what they did with LD organic at DW mansion

[paper hazel]

#gtao-crew

[hushed bane]

Move it southwards

[sour zenith]

I mean hopefully they don’t add it back

[paper hazel]

fr

[hushed bane]

It's better rather than garbage trux

[sour zenith]

It’s a 1/5 to get the Pounder mission. Don’t want it being a 1/6 again

[sour zenith]

Kinda depends honestly

From what I remember, LS to Sandy Shores Trashmasters was better than Buzzard

Sandy Shores to LS though sucks ass

[hushed bane]

I just hate the hills in between honestly

[night lantern]

I'd still sell anything but doc forgery at 2x

[sour zenith]

The Trash trucks could climb most of the hills fairly easily from when I sold them

[hushed bane]

Well it's 315k if I ain't wrong

[sour zenith]

Drops were also positioned nicely to where you could keep some if not all your speed

Selling those things in LS though is just a straight up nightmare

[night lantern]

Even just restarting session for truck its still good money

I personally also like doing boats

[hushed bane]

That's why I moved all in the city

Sandy Shores is more pacific

[night lantern]

The issue with LS is when you get multiple vehicles

[floral badger]

Someone on pc?

[night lantern]

Then the chaos is where your bikes will be

If it's a truck then either way works

[sour zenith]

Yeah honestly the only city sell mission that I’ve noticed is actually substantially longer are bikes

[somber cipher]

can i ask y'all a question?

[hushed bane]

Yeah but bikes are just one delivery not 5

[sour zenith]

And for the Pounder mission I actually prefer City

[somber cipher]

say fasssst

[night lantern]

Again when they're 2x, all I do is truck or 3 boats, that's my go-to deliveries

[vocal marsh]

Ok

[night lantern]

Buzzards don't even exist anymore, right?

[molten quartz]

whats in the update tommorow anyone know yet?

[sour zenith]

I just can’t be asked to do MC businesses

[hushed bane]

Unless they fix Devin Weston dropoff

[vocal marsh]

2x document forgery and new livery for 1 vehicle

[somber cipher]

is lying or not letting your boyfriend know bout ur guy friends and later deleting their chats considered as cheating?

[vocal marsh]

not joking

[vocal marsh]

Ur gonna cheat eventually so yeah

[sick dirge]

Bruh ts aint no update

[somber cipher]

Naw cmmon tell me

[molten quartz]

the always find the worst thing to double

[sour zenith]

Time to money ratio wise they’re actually underrated but like I’m not gonna sit here and lobby hop for potentially 10-15 minutes, lose on average 25% of my product, for a sub 300K profit and still have a decent chance of getting blown up.

[vocal marsh]

U betrayed his trust but didn't cheat yet

[hushed bane]

Nope?

[thick helm]

I kinda hate driving all the way to my ocean mansion but doesn't really matter because I can use my helicopter

[night lantern]

No way it's 2x doc

[vocal marsh]

Just use bmx

[hushed bane]

I don't understand why partners get mad when you play with other girls/boys honestly

[night lantern]

Please tell me you're joking

[somber cipher]

But he doesn't believe me coz he says i deleted chats and he doesn't know what was inside it and calls me a cheater BUT how is this even cheating

[sour zenith]

It is

[bronze lynx]

it's not cheating but it's unethical

[sick dirge]

ban speedrun

[thick helm]

Ok ill buy one

[sour zenith]

2x Doc is pretty much on the level of pre buff Weed

[paper hazel]

what did I walk into reading?

[night lantern]

Fuck rockstar man

[bronze lynx]

idk there's some relationship argument I just wanted to propose a hypothetical

[somber cipher]

but he says he doesn't know what was inside those chats and calls me a cheater.... am i getting fooled by him or he makes sense

[hushed bane]

Unless there's something like a kiss or other stuff it's not considered cheating imo

[vocal marsh]

If u deleted the chats u probably said something close to cheating

[gray ridge]

Can the chip glitch in diamond casino get you banned?

[paper hazel]

NO SHOT THIS IS GOING ON HERE

guys this gta

[somber cipher]

nah i only replied to them and he just wasn't aware about it

[paper hazel]

Sir Ma'am

[bronze lynx]

Hypothetical,
you join a session and see a 7-man Biker club selling, they've got 4 people in sell vehicles and 3 people in various weaponized ones (Raiju, oppy mk2, oppy mk2)
What are you doing

[vocal marsh]

Khanhali stealth

[somber cipher]

nah but it was private nothing related to him or flirting or cheating but then again from his pov he doesn't know what was inside it and he just assuming and ruining shi

[bronze lynx]

This isn't me doing some tough guy stuff, I recently saw some people doing it and they got attacked much more often than a regular 4-team selling

[paper hazel]

I'd throw you shit out my window and dump ur ass, not cheating but susssss ASF brother

[sick dirge]

Find New public lobby Session

[autumn lantern]

nope

[paper hazel]

no offence

[vocal marsh]

break the privacy and tell him truthfully what went thru these dms without ur friend knowing

[hushed bane]

Sister*

[soft sparrow]

loading straight in a friends only i aint even gonna try

[bronze lynx]

so I'm considering the idea that the extra weaponized vehicles with the MC sale is actually getting people more interested in attacking them

[hushed bane]

It's a her

[paper hazel]

Mb gng

[sour zenith]

Orbing them

[somber cipher]

oh that's what he is doing haha i see now

[somber cipher]

I did he doesn't believe me

[paper hazel]

oh shit man that's dark I didn't actually, I'm a good guessed tho right?

[autumn lantern]

he just has standards, he right

[bronze lynx]

okay so far the reactions have been
-kill them (stealth)
-kill them (orb)
-leave
-leave

[jade herald]

Wsp gng

[vocal marsh]

Kill him

[night lantern]

Just saw the update, what a shitty ass update

[paper hazel]

Bro I'm so lost

I love this

[jade herald]

What update?

[somber cipher]

yikes how do i make him believe

[night lantern]

No warstock discount too it seems

[paper hazel]

Who needs Netflix?

[sick dirge]

Me

[cunning walrus]

super mid week from bonuses to sales

[somber cipher]

valid

[bronze lynx]

introduce him to the guy friends

[vocal marsh]

Did u really not flirt with that friend even a lil bit?

[somber cipher]

you sure will work?

[paper hazel]

uhhh u can't, you hide something, you might not be accused of the right things, but you went out of your way to hide something from your partner, that's suss

[somber cipher]

ew not even a little bit

[bronze lynx]

i dunno but if this is your partner, you can't hide a section of your life like that

[somber cipher]

so i should just give up and let go no saving to it?

[bronze lynx]

thank you lester

[autumn lantern]

pretty much

mistake made, learn from it

[vocal marsh]

try to say you swear you didn't do anything and say that friend disgusts u a bit like u expressed here and give him time to think

[quiet void]

been playing for years and still ahh🫩

[somber cipher]

but i spent my last 5 months convincing him and proving that it's only him

[bronze lynx]

if it's only him then why did you hide your male friends

[autumn lantern]

is he still giving you a chance to explain

[somber cipher]

as if it's this easy they say their trust is broken and where there's no trust there's no love and care

[paper hazel]

Idk mane that's ur life, but shit if I did what you did? I'd just leave this guy and let him move on, same with you, clearly just two pieces that don't fit 🤷‍♂️

[vocal marsh]

ask why is he still talking to you then

[autumn lantern]

bruh

[bronze lynx]

when did this guy become the bad guy bruh

[autumn lantern]

fr

[somber cipher]

coz i ghost them now and then and were really never important to me

[jade herald]

Hype for the new gun van tmr, hopefully I can get more alien guns, wanna get all da weapons rn

[paper hazel]

KING

[bronze lynx]

(shakes cane) back in my day all the alien guns were at ammunation

[paper hazel]

Real talk

[paper hazel]

That makes 0 logic my brother in Christ, I think you got choked a lil too much fr, brain damage no offence

[somber cipher]

prolly the attachment but he is pretty much detached now ig i should just let him go he says he is past me but why tf he still follows me over everywhere? We broke up a month ago

[bronze lynx]

we broke up a month ago
calls him boyfriend barely 5 minutes ago

[somber cipher]

omg do i really sound this illogical

[paper hazel]

wouldn't U just be as bad? Ur still talking about him 😭

[devout locust]

oh man worst week ever

[oak bone]

lol baby mama drama

[somber cipher]

i am? atleast i admit

[paper hazel]

yuppppp, maybe ease of on the choking, maybe brain works better

[vocal marsh]

Try to move on from him yourself as well, he'll either detach completely or come back to you

[night lantern]

I'm not sure what is going on but I'm still upset about this week

[paper hazel]

You get that, I'll give you that bro, fair

[night lantern]

If only auto shop contracts were also 2x

[bronze lynx]

why are you upset, the document forgery is finally profitable

[soft sparrow]

they are for GTA+ all month

[night lantern]

I think the only cool boost is 3x madrazo hits, but that's only 270k over the week

[night lantern]

So they aren't

[cunning walrus]

a cool $315k per doc forgery sale

[somber cipher]

that's what am gon do ig no other choice but if a guy says they're over u and don't wanna do anything w u why they following u even on private

[night lantern]

If doc forgery was guaranteed to always have one vehicle

[bronze lynx]

it's profitable! :D

[autumn lantern]

i shut down doc forgery ngl😭

[night lantern]

It's be okay

But nope, not selling doc forgery

[fresh magnet]

@night lantern, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #pc-e｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #pc-e｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #pc-e｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #pc-e｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #pc-e｜other-lfg

Requested by: @devout locust

[cunning walrus]

almost everything in this game is profitable from a money perspective, more about time spent and enjoyment

[devout locust]

ups sorry

[night lantern]

Shut up Lester

[bronze lynx]

true. that's why I only do the diamond casino

[paper hazel]

facts

[autumn lantern]

anything outside of nightclub and acid i dont sell, maybe bunker but that’s it unless i have people helping

[bronze lynx]

hangar is slept on

[autumn lantern]

just too much

[autumn lantern]

i do that too actually and special cargo

[bronze lynx]

special cargo should go to sleep

[autumn lantern]

theyre both huge

[night lantern]

I really like doing auto shop and bike deliveries, with hangar / crates sourcing so that's most of my time I spend, while waiting for acid, bunker and nightclub to fill up

[autumn lantern]

special cargo ez money bro

[devout locust]

facts

[autumn lantern]

gta + its basically passive

[night lantern]

Special cargo source missions are so easy

[bronze lynx]

nahhh. you pay for the crates, they're harder to get, it takes longer to fill up

[molten quartz]

i cant grind crates 104 crates

[bronze lynx]

all of that and the hangar can do that better

[vocal marsh]

He probably needs to see detachment from you as well to accept it

[night lantern]

I kinda wish we could use rooster for it to not be random

[paper hazel]

Ty for back on topic

[bronze lynx]

spent all my money on warhammer. can't afford gta+

[paper hazel]

that's my job to get off topic

[vocal marsh]

would be too op 2 mil in 3 months

[autumn lantern]

why not do both, also profit margins better for passive players on special cargo

[bronze lynx]

wdym by passive player

[vocal marsh]

passive mode players

[autumn lantern]

25k for sourcing hangar, and 7.5k for warehouse

[bronze lynx]

people actually do that in the enormous 26?

[vocal marsh]

Probably

[bronze lynx]

stop using rooster, he's a detriment

[autumn lantern]

i rather do things i enjoy bro

[night lantern]

I don't like having multiple cargo warehouses, I just tend to do one crate source then go for hangar source

[bronze lynx]

ahhh fair, hangar not for you then I take it

I enjoy the hangar source missions, I like flying

[floral badger]

Someone want to play?

[autumn lantern]

i like grinding autoshop, heists etc, my sort of thing

[bold drum]

me too gang

[paper hazel]

Niko cousin!

[bronze lynx]

I dislike grinding in general tbqh

[night lantern]

I grinded way too many heists that I prefer doing freemode stuff rn

[fresh magnet]

@floral badger, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #pc-e｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #pc-e｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #pc-e｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #pc-e｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #pc-e｜other-lfg

Requested by: @paper hazel

[bronze lynx]

a watched pot never boils, this same logic is why a grinder never gets stacks

[floral badger]

Are you plaiyng?

[slender plover]

When do we get to see the new weekly event?

[bronze lynx]

they're too busy watching their money to actually see it increase

[vague flume]

Hello! Do you want to play some bowling

[devout locust]

harmnone posted a video

[paper hazel]

Roman goated

[slender plover]

On?

[night lantern]

Which is why I'm upset that we don't have any good 2x, weed, cash, bunker, acid, coke, meth, anything but fucking doc forgery man

[devout locust]

youtube

[vague flume]

All characters goated from that game

[bronze lynx]

understood. 2x money salvage yard but only the tow truck

[vague flume]

Even Dmitri but hes a slimeball

[thick helm]

Acid cayo car wash to stop heat so i can build up the profit via safe bunker repeat

[autumn lantern]

3x autoshop was the best thing ever

[vague flume]

I hate that guy

[night lantern]

If it's 2x money and tow truck missions? I'd take that

[thick helm]

Autoshop

[bronze lynx]

5x taxi service was where it's at

[autumn lantern]

valid

[night lantern]

2x money safe* and tow truck missions

[cunning walrus]

that's better than client jobs since you aren't beholden to a timer

[night lantern]

That's much better than doc forgery

I tend to keep my salvage yard at 24k per hour anyways

[cunning walrus]

ig there's a small cooldown but not 24 mins

[vague flume]

Guys, do you think tomorrow we get x3 hangars sells?

[night lantern]

No it's 2x dogshit fuckery

[vague flume]

Whats the laughing matter

[bronze lynx]

my money making method
-join friends
-do Bullshit
-join pub doomsday
-carry
-get 10% of 450k from a random MC sale I joined

and that's how i have eight digits

[paper hazel]

Accurate

[vague flume]

I just hope for big profit for hangars

[autumn lantern]

100% enjoyment tho

[sour galleon]

best part is joining friends and doing bullshit

[bronze lynx]

me watching the doomsday nuke timer go from 20:00 to 5:00 while the random does a single hack (I have refilled my minigun ammo three times)

[sick dirge]

We need 3x special cargo

[vague flume]

Als that

Im doing careeeer progress challenges

Carry thrm on my back

[jagged sedge]

10x grocery store robbery!

[night lantern]

I want 2x bunker so I can move to farmhouse bunker

[autumn lantern]

id cry cause i just sold recently

[spring arrow]

I can’t rack up money cuz I buy so many cars

[paper hazel]

best money maker fr pls

[vague flume]

Lets gooooo

[sick dirge]

Grind all night

[bronze lynx]

hear me out. 2x acid sale, 5x fooligan job, 5x first/last dose

[autumn lantern]

tru

[night lantern]

I got 33m right now

[sour galleon]

10x money drop from knocking out npcs

[night lantern]

But I'm planning on buying the other 2 mansions so I need more than that

[paper hazel]

Pls

[autumn lantern]

hate dax ngl

[devout locust]

why

[spring arrow]

I second this decision

[bronze lynx]

you will learn to like him if you like money

[night lantern]

10x money from destroying cargo

[paper hazel]

show me ur butthole fellas , guy has some weird lines

[autumn lantern]

fr

[spring arrow]

10x money for being a good sport

[vague flume]

10x money bags from modders 😬🚫

[bronze lynx]

I really hope the final update to the game is an infinite 2x multiplier on everything

[night lantern]

Make it hell selling on a public lobby

[sick dirge]

10x for English dave delivery

[spring arrow]

Modders can’t drop money

[night lantern]

5x money from tricking rockstar support into reimbursement

[vague flume]

You guys remember the times when modders used to spawn moneh bags

[autumn lantern]

10x money for destroying product we will be there

[sour galleon]

263x for gerald missions

[bronze lynx]

how do u think i got my first million....................

[vague flume]

Me too

[spring arrow]

Not without getting banned

[tiny nimbus]

yall remember xbox 360 money drops? 💔

[bronze lynx]

(it was a friend carrying me throug hcayo)

[vague flume]

For sue

[sour galleon]

fuck kinda name is gerald anyway

[spring arrow]

Yeah back in the day but not anymore

[sick dirge]

667X for avi schwatzman missions

[tiny nimbus]

i remember begging for money drops on 360

[spring arrow]

He look like a Gerald

probably from a while ago

[sour galleon]

he got a fedora and shit that guy corny

[sick dirge]

Prolly he used cheats back Like 7-8 years

[bronze lynx]

y'all remember the 5x yacht missions week?

[vague flume]

Naaah

Was that a thing?

[bronze lynx]

yeah

it was

[soft sparrow]

yea it was great

[sick dirge]

all of em youtubers had billions 😭

[bronze lynx]

what

[autumn lantern]

miss 5x yacht

[bronze lynx]

i liked it for the first time. my fifth time defending the yacht i hated it

[oak bone]

People who cheat in games are parasites

[bronze lynx]

sir all I do is drive a lada in game and simp for the T-80UD

[soft sparrow]

nah it was ez enough randoms joined I just afked that one lmaoooo

[vague flume]

I just want tomorrow x3 or x2 hangar at least

[autumn lantern]

rockstar are worse for not fixing some of the shit decades old

[bronze lynx]

that's a good idea, I did it with a friend

we had to actually work for it. it sucked

should've used slave labor like you did that was a great idea

[oak bone]

Rockstar never cared they just want the money to flow in

[soft sparrow]

got me the career progress things for it too

[vague flume]

We also need 50M for that?

[jade herald]

Best arcade to get for online?

[vague flume]

Or for nightclub product sells

[jade herald]

For beginners

[autumn lantern]

the one closest to casino id say

[jade herald]

I talked to lester, but I see like 4 on the map

[pale jasper]

2x on document forgery rockstar have to be trolling we had that like a month or 2 ago

[jade herald]

4 arcades

[vague flume]

The one in Del Perro, very good garrage alleyway and front entrance

With a view at the beach

[jade herald]

Ok, but like. Lester is a fucking guy

[vague flume]

And all this cool

[velvet yarrow]

can someone shut down your gta game remotely if they have your ip

[devout locust]

is that clementine?

[jade herald]

Not an arcade😭 y’all aint elaborating

Just saying “lester” is not helping me understand

[pale jasper]

Yes but the Kenny version

[jade herald]

What with lester, where, like I’m very new

[devout locust]

😭😭

[jade herald]

Nvm

[vague flume]

Nah but I can now 😈

[sage talon]

If I get in to a private lobby and invite others to fill it up to 25 peeps does it still give me 50% more cash on selling stuff ?

[faint spear]

Yes

[vague flume]

Get the del perro arcade, its medium priced and its good enough for most setups

[bronze lynx]

uhhhh. either the one to the right or down from the Diamond. I forget their names but the one near the apartments or the one in La Mesa

[jade herald]

This maybe funny but tbf i seriously am very new

And y’all just fucking around with me like I’m dumb😭

[sage talon]

Ok thank you all that respawn cuz im hurting for money atm thats why i asked

[autumn lantern]

there must be servers that hold like sell only missions on discord?

[devout locust]

we do that here every friday with a crew session

[spring lintel]

Do either las mesa or vine wood

Yo

[vague flume]

Mamaa boy

[spring lintel]

I’m busy defending my home right now

[vague flume]

Im choppong off something

[spring lintel]

Bro called me all 3 protagonists in like 15 seconds

[vague flume]

Bro is the moment

Me when momento

[spring lintel]

What

[sage talon]

Oh ok I normally play by my self cuz I really don’t have no one to play with and enjoy the game

[vague flume]

Alright guys just what do you think tmrrw update will be

[paper hazel]

goated username

[spring lintel]

Absolutely dogshit

[sour galleon]

yep

[spring lintel]

Thank you

[vague flume]

Naah, its gonna be the best this season. I just think hangars are a chance

[paper hazel]

Only change would be Toe Issi Cool but still goated king 👑

[spring lintel]

I don’t understand you

[spring lintel]

I don’t use issi

[valid socket]

https://medal.tv/games/gta-v/clips/lXA5yQTJVM3uJBZp0?invite=cr-MSw1MXYsNDE4NjcwOTQw

this game bro

[paper hazel]

shame

[valid socket]

hell no

[vague flume]

Bro calm down

[valid socket]

it gives 5 actually

[spring lintel]

Are you just mashing the auto correct button

[vague flume]

5 horse power 🤣

[pulsar minnow]

hi

[spring lintel]

Hello

[paper hazel]

hola

[vague flume]

5 trojan horses, naah 5 horse power

We drivin

Padre compadre

[paper hazel]

taco

[vague flume]

Luchadore el lucha

Mama mia el chapo

Mammma mia 🤌🏻

[paper hazel]

Pizza

The best

[vague flume]

Este tu bien si

What

[jagged sedge]

Yo, try posting that in #gta-media

[vague flume]

No

Its the squarw root

[valid socket]

ok

[vague flume]

Its a methematical simbol

Shut up

What do you mean wgat I mean

I mean what I meant, its mathsss

Naaah, no fingerprints

[paper hazel]

Welp

[vague flume]

Its a race

Im racing you from terminal to paleta bay

[paper hazel]

nyoom

[vague flume]

====🚗

====👻 😰💥💥💥

[paper hazel]

rip gng

[vague flume]

💥💥======🚗🤌🏻

Im alive but I lost the race

[spring lintel]

Why so many emoji

[vague flume]

Gg tho

[paper hazel]

they zoomin

[spring lintel]

What

[vague flume]

Yeah bro, where racing

Cant you see 👀👀

[paper hazel]

Maze bank

[spring lintel]

I’m really confused by those two

[vague flume]

Naaah

Youre too confused

Stop being confused ...

Cus I got the time master robe

[late burrow]

dm me need a 4th for some heists be 15 under

[worthy oasis]

need a hacker for bug con

[vague flume]

Yall got the Nikeeyss

[sour galleon]

!lfg

[fresh magnet]

@worthy oasis, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #ps5｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #ps5｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #ps5｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #ps5｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #ps5｜other-lfg

Requested by: @sour galleon

[vague flume]

Ljt gang

[fresh magnet]

@coral scaffold, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #ps4｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #ps4｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #ps4｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #ps4｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #ps4｜other-lfg

Requested by: @wintry river

[late burrow]

i have no access to lfg @fresh magnet

[vague flume]

Why does ur pfp look like astronaut who drives a Mazda with a Lui Vuitton purse

Hes pinging Lester baahahaha

Ato Lester pick-up

[white forge]

15 under what

modding?

ur banned!

[stone briar]

should i save up for an agency or an moc?

[white forge]

bro he left

[soft sparrow]

got a feeling he didnt leave

[vague flume]

Thats what Im saying, astronomy ✨️

[white forge]

whatttt!

[vocal marsh]

agency is peak

[vague flume]

Did you ban him? How

[white forge]

does it look like i can ban him bro

[stone briar]

fym

[vague flume]

Hes just banned what

[white forge]

his granny got hit by a bazooka

[vague flume]

[paper hazel]

poor gram gram

[cinder tendon]

Agency

Agency so op

[vague flume]

Moc first for the bunker efficiency

[random stream]

does anyone know top speed for banshee gts?

[vague flume]

Then you can grind dr dre

[vocal marsh]

172mph

[vocal marsh]

moc doesn't even help bunker

[random stream]

i got it up to 191

[vague flume]

Indirectly it does

[vocal marsh]

the ingsme speedometer is wrong and the 172mph is without boosting glitches

[cinder tendon]

That’s why you should get agency

[vocal marsh]

How

[long pivot]

hi

[random stream]

jt was during the top speed challenge & i didnt do any speed boosts idek how i did it

[vocal marsh]

Idk

[vocal marsh]

prob went over a curb it boosts speed

[spring axle]

what are the best goods to source from the nightclub? like most profitable?

[vocal marsh]

Cash, meth, coke, bunker and hangar

[random stream]

ah

[paper hazel]

Issi

[vocal marsh]

Issi isn't a car

[vague flume]

Weeny issi

[paper hazel]

Based

[spring axle]

wait so is that cargo & shipments, sporting goods, south american imports, pharmaceutical research and cash creation?

[vocal marsh]

yes

u got it

[vague flume]

Also a selling vehicle for hangars

[spring axle]

❤️ thank you, and out of those which is the best?

[vocal marsh]

bunker

[vocal marsh]

Stock or supplies from businesses linked to NC aren't affecting anything btw

[spring axle]

yeah ik but i just got a little spare time so i was gonna go and do some work for the most profitable one

[vocal marsh]

it's good to get nc upgraded and stuff while it's still 40% off

[paper hazel]

think smart make money type sh

[vocal marsh]

got 12 more hours

[vague flume]

But does nightclub accrue even when youre afk? Like it maxes out in 72 hours irl or something

[molten quartz]

fuck is this week update

[spring axle]

uh i think i got everything i need

[vocal marsh]

2x forgery be grateful

[fresh magnet]

@next nimbus, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Everything else: #xb1｜other-lfg

Requested by: @mental nexus

[mental nexus]

Sadly the weekly update is kinda ass ngl

[vague flume]

Its not even there yet

[fervent thunder]

does antone know how much % weed takes in the cayo bag?

[paper hazel]

dooky

[cinder tendon]

Any sales this week

[faint spear]

37% iirx

[soft sparrow]

could be worse

[faint spear]

Lemme check

[mental nexus]

Yeah true

[paper hazel]

facts

[mental nexus]

I think it was 33~?

[cinder tendon]

4 times Cayo when

[mental nexus]

Yeah 33.3

[soft sparrow]

better then the 4x carwash legal work

[faint spear]

37.50%

Per table

[mental nexus]

Shit i thought 33.3

Such bullshit

[faint spear]

Wonder if I can share a link to my excel aheet

[vague flume]

AMD gold 50%?

[molten quartz]

only way i would have used forgery if it was 6x money

[mental nexus]

Prob not

[bronze mortar]

So this week is gonna be MID

[plucky tree]

i guess its time to buy document forgery tomorrow

[bronze mortar]

2x On Forged Documents

[mental nexus]

Gold is 66.6

[vague flume]

Oh really?

[faint spear]

https://1drv.ms/x/c/897420161592f526/IQCVbgnUcuPbS4P-9sj8IA-yAQ5ArugoweNJpnCfumLioy0?e=CfAE7y

[mental nexus]

Yes

[faint spear]

Never saw the uhh share buttonn

[molten quartz]

rat

[paper hazel]

ratta

[faint spear]

Ohhhh I didnt change the doomsday one

Yeah ignore the cuts thing

[bronze mortar]

CEO Of MMI?

[cinder tendon]

What’s this weeks update

[faint spear]

Ass

[vocal marsh]

2x document forgery

[cinder tendon]

Is it on sale

[bronze mortar]

2x Money On Document Forgery

[vocal marsh]

No

[faint spear]

Yes.

[bronze mortar]

That’s So MID

[vocal marsh]

Don't think so at least

[paper hazel]

High

[faint spear]

It is discounted

40%

[molten quartz]

how is it mid its the worst business in game

[vague flume]

What??

[faint spear]

Same with Autoshops

[vague flume]

How can yall see the update

[faint spear]

GTA Series Videos server

[cinder tendon]

I don’t like auto shop

[faint spear]

And reddit

[vague flume]

Why isnt it here

[faint spear]

We are different

[bronze mortar]

Should I be a CEO of something?

[faint spear]

No

[vague flume]

Youre buult different

[faint spear]

MMI has only ever came out on top

Issi is just a blow over

[lunar radish]

Goochie goochie goo

Is there a lfg channel for The Epsilon Island Heist ?
Objective should be to rescue the kids and finally release the Epsilon files⁉️

[vague flume]

OMGG

[faint spear]

[vague flume]

Is there any hangar mention in the update?

[faint spear]

I don't understand this meme and I don't wanna know

No

[cinder tendon]

Sounds a little familiar

[vague flume]

No for hangar?

[faint spear]

Yep

Yk what

[versed fjord]

lmao

[vague flume]

Oooh cmoon

[bronze mortar]

Too Late

[faint spear]

There

[vague flume]

Oh what is this

[faint spear]

I cba to find the reddit link, I've just had a bath

[paper hazel]

Blessed

[faint spear]

The weekly update info

[vague flume]

I know but what is thisssss mann

[bold drum]

What’s going on ponies

[paper hazel]

neigh pony show

[soft sparrow]

4x autoshop cars is kinda goated

[faint spear]

Autoshop King

[vague flume]

Its like pooping over the weekly updates or the rest of january

[soft sparrow]

[bold drum]

I need rare cars. What you got

[bronze mortar]

Is auto shop jobs with Moodyman?

[faint spear]

Yes

KDJ

[cinder tendon]

It’s not yet active right?

[faint spear]

And Sessanta

[paper hazel]

nah that ain't pony bro that's pay pig oink

[faint spear]

Nope

[bronze mortar]

Great now I’m gonna get called a MF

[cunning walrus]

ye it's the legal car mod side of the business

[faint spear]

Not till 10am uk time

[bold drum]

??

[vague flume]

Its pay pig oink

[cinder tendon]

People live in the uk

[paper hazel]

Most Fun?

[faint spear]

Idk

I just use it

[sour zenith]

It’s the customer deliveries that are 2x and 4x for GTA+ so you won’t ever hear him

[faint spear]

I live everywhere

[cinder tendon]

Huh

[bronze mortar]

Not the Missions

[faint spear]

Nope

No 2x contracts this week

[sour zenith]

If you have GTA+ the contracts are 2x

[faint spear]

Just the customer cars

[lunar radish]

Do you live at goochie goochie goo?

[sour zenith]

But just the customer cars for everyone else

[soft sparrow]

they are for gta+ all month

[bronze mortar]

I’m getting GTA+

More Money

[lunar radish]

I getting goochie goochie goo

[sour zenith]

I did like 5 or 6 contracts and got bored

[paper hazel]

Giggity

[bronze mortar]

We have the CEO of MMI

[soft sparrow]

heh yea

[thick helm]

Mid and max upgrades doesn't change the price

[bronze mortar]

And now the CEO of Prix Luxury Real Estate

[lunar radish]

Goochie goochie goo, why am i not getting those nightclub bouncer throw partyguest out missions? Im spending hours afk inside nightclub and the random events just not popping up at all.

[bronze mortar]

[sour galleon]

the hell are u talking about son

[sour zenith]

The bouncer method has been patched for a while

[lunar radish]

The random events u get when you enter nightclub or afk inside it

[sour zenith]

If you’re trying to refill popularity just rebook DJs

[pallid dew]

Can I get some help selling ?

[cunning walrus]

i've only got them when walking into the club but i don't hang out there normally

[lunar radish]

No i can still like reset the option i get as random event, but it just wont spawn a new one after i reset it

[sour zenith]

Yeah idk then not sure

[lunar radish]

I cant thats the thing. I would have to pick each one up for the intro missions

[bronze mortar]

Greatest Notification to see:

“Mansion Security Has Prevented a Raid On Your [Business]”

[sour zenith]

Just pick up 1 and swap between those 2

[lunar radish]

And im in a public session where half the lobby is mad at me

[sour zenith]

A quick 10 minute mission will save your sanity for the future

[bronze mortar]

You probably have a High KD

[lunar radish]

No

[bronze mortar]

People will take you as a Tryhard

[lunar radish]

The contrary

[bronze mortar]

[lunar radish]

I get killed so many times when trying to approach friendly

That my k/d is very very low

[low lake]

Nah fuck this

Now 40% off auto shop when i literally bought it yesterday

[bronze mortar]

GTA Rule Number 1: “Don’t Assume Everyone You See As a Friend”

[lunar radish]

1 Rule Number GTA: "Dont Assume Everyone You See As An Enemy"

[vague flume]

Actually nevermind, this week for x2 autoshop client services is OP for the Autoshop career progress

[paper hazel]

always happens when U buy amirite

[bronze mortar]

GTA Rule Number 10: Orbital Cannon Kills Don’t Count in your Score

It’s a Cheap Kill

[low lake]

Cheap 750k

[mental nexus]

Couldnt you wait till they announced the weekly update?

[sick dirge]

Is it worth to buy agency? And what else can i do besides Dr Dre contract mission

[mental nexus]

My rule is never buying anything day before new weekly

[lunar radish]

Is there a way to.. uhm.... uhhhh..... how do i uhhh.... uhhmm..

[low lake]

How ws i meant to expect that out of all things that they were gonna buff auto shop

[bronze mortar]

Imagine resorting to using orbital cannon to get a kill

[mental nexus]

Yes also u can do security missions

[low lake]

Smart tho

[bronze mortar]

That’s Fatherless Behaviour

[sick dirge]

Whats that

[mental nexus]

Yeah always wait like that trust me

Its very worth it and saves money and ofc nerves

[low lake]

Yep

[mental nexus]

Its random missions you do and u earn some money from it

[lunar radish]

Goochie goochie goo

[low lake]

Is doc forgery gonna be worth it with mansion boost this week or still gonna be ass

[bronze mortar]

GTA Rule Number 2: Kill Or Be Killed!

[sick dirge]

Aight so every week there is a Random property 40% off or?

[lunar radish]

Just worth it to have upgraded imo. Idk, if u have alot of money to spend i would like to max out everything i can for cheap as possible

[lunar radish]

Not guaranteed

[sick dirge]

thanks

[bronze mortar]

Don’t bother

[pallid dew]

No just everywhere is an update

[lunar radish]

Sometimes they wont give us shit

[pallid dew]

Every week *

[bronze mortar]

Use it for Acid, Cocaine or Meth

[mental nexus]

No just random stuff

[rain folio]

I need sum runner

[thick helm]

And bunker

[bronze mortar]

Yh

[soft sparrow]

doing the 700th autoshop contract rn

[bronze mortar]

Imagine Being In Your Mansion in a Bad Sport Lobby

You’ll have Tryhards circling ur mansion

[rain folio]

Ong

[bronze mortar]

Waiting for you

[sour zenith]

Still ass

Will be ~315K

[wary lynx]

This is assuming other randoms in the lobby don't immediately tear each other to shreds the moment they see each other like rabid dogs

[bronze mortar]

It’s been a while since I went to Badsport

[low lake]

Thats acc not that bad but im gonna have to lose like 30k every time I wanna refresh when I gotta sell 3 fkn garbage trucks

[sour zenith]

If you sell in a private lobby then it’ll be dogshit 4 times out of 5

And yeah if you want to get public bonus then good luck

[lunar radish]

RETURN THE SLAB, OR SUFFER MY CURSE. YOU HAVE OFFERED NOTHING BUT THE HUBRIS OF A MAN. PREPARE FOR THE THREE PLAGUES!

Give me a gta online moment that matches this

[thin wolf]

there are rare occasions where both sides choose peace

[thin wolf]

slab of coke?

[sour zenith]

Lobby hop for 10-15 minutes and lose 25% of your product just to still probably get blown up

[worn peak]

40% off the Document Forgery? Who the hell is even using it?

[verbal escarp]

Cool

[thick helm]

Imagine chilling in your mansion angel calling you daddy

[paper hazel]

I do every second I sleep

[lunar radish]

I thought you cant see players who are in a mansion. Like they turn invisible on the map for all outsiders

[sour zenith]

I will say that Doc Forgery is probably better in the city than towards the top of the map

Driving the Pounder from Grapeseed to the bottom of LS 💔

[thin wolf]

almost all properties are better in the city

ALMOST

[sour zenith]

For MC businesses it honestly doesn’t matter

[worn peak]

“Go to Merryweather HQ.” 💔

[lunar radish]

Why? Arent all mc business sale missions the same or similar system, far from LS goes uphill into countyside, far from countyside goes downhill into LS

[thin wolf]

imo facility best location is lago zancudo

[thin wolf]

weapons set up💔

[sick dirge]

I love ts prep cuz then i go afk to eat my food when i get to helicopter

[sour zenith]

In theory yes but in practice the sell missions are a bit different

[lunar radish]

I usually keep my mcs in sandy shores because of A) lore B) the "far" option make me go downhill into city instead of the other way

[sour zenith]

Pounder mission for Sandy Shore locations are substantially worse than City locations from what I’ve found

[lunar radish]

Tell me

[sour zenith]

Trashmasters missions is way worse for the Sandy Shore locations

[lunar radish]

I might move out then. Sad for all the money i spent on those businesses

[thick helm]

She's in my bed

[lunar radish]

How tho? In what way

You would have to take the trashmasters uphill from the city into sandy

Rather than sandy sending the trucks downhill into city

Truck uphill goes much much slower

[worn peak]

Any missions that are located in Sandy Shores are terrible, if you’re located in the city.

[bronze mortar]

Clean Player - Good Job You’re Behaving

Dodgy Player - Watch Yourself, If You Continue To Be a Bad Sport They’ll Be Consequences…..

Bad Sport - I Warned You, Now Ur A Bad Sport Until You Are Forgiven, Congratulations You DUNCE!

[sour zenith]

Drop locations for LS are positioned much more annoyingly so you have to come to a full stop and reverse for most of the drop points. Where as selling the Trashmasters to Sandy Shores has drop off points that are positioned conveniently in a way that you can keep most if not all of your speed

[spring lintel]

What

[paper hazel]

Fuhhhh damn

[sour zenith]

People also say that driving uphill for Sandy Shore Trashmasters sucks but like I’ve literally never had to drive up a really bad hill.

[bronze mortar]

Bad sport is WW3

[sour zenith]

Sell mission still sucks don’t get me wrong but it’s better than the City version

[bronze mortar]

It’s just WW3 All The Time

[lunar radish]

No in LS there are some trashmaster points that let u go through, infact all of them except 1-2 make you go from one side of city to the other. I kind of got so used to it during the earlier bonus weeks that i learned the best routes for each terrible sell rng

[sour zenith]

In fact the 2 hills that I’ve climbed with the Trashmasters for Sandy Shores actually save time.

[bronze mortar]

Being in a Bad Sport Lobby is Literal Hell

[worn peak]

Yeah, because a lot of players are either on the highways or in the downtown central area of Los Santos.

[lavish slate]

Simple fix is to not be in one

[sour zenith]

I mean that might be the case but the reality is that the Sandy Shore mission is just consistently 5-8 minutes faster

[thin wolf]

ive came across normal lobbies that feel like bad sport, i am yet to experience them but im scared

[bronze mortar]

In Bad Sport You Have A 100% Chance Of Getting

Shot At, Blown Up, And Obliterated By The Orbital Cannon

[soft sparrow]

you can glitch out of them again unless its patched

[thin wolf]

200% for the orb

[sour zenith]

The best way to do MC businesses though is to just reroll for the Pounder. But even then I can’t be bothered, I’d rather do anything else

[bronze mortar]

True

[spring lintel]

Block all the spawns for the other vehicles

[worn peak]

Bad Sport is completely avoidable by the way. It’s the player’s fault for getting themselves into a bad sport lobby.

[spring lintel]

Just not the pounder

[sour zenith]

That’s just a waste of time as again I’d rather do anything else

[rustic delta]

If you know ball you know what the DNS glitch was

[wary lynx]

Is it like the NAT type glitch on xbox

[spring lintel]

Just get the moc and block them lol

[bronze mortar]

I can’t help blowing up MK2s that attack me

[sour zenith]

I know they patched spawn blocking for Bunker idk about MC businesses though

[rustic delta]

Nat glitch?

[sour zenith]

Again I’d rather do literally anything else

[light falcon]

anyone act 3 doomsday b2b?

[wary lynx]

If you tested your NAT type and backed out immediately you would be put in a lobby by yourself and you could do your business in peace

[humble girder]

is gta pc fun im debating on downloading it

[earnest quarry]

anyone able to help me get cash? i just switched to edhanced gta from console so kina broke

[sour zenith]

Nah

[surreal dock]

No i love it lots and i wish this game died

[rustic delta]

Haha no. The DNS glitch was a glitch in the very first weeks of online in 2013, where anytime you robbed a store you would get millions/billions. you had to set a specific DNS setting.

[worn peak]

Nah, real ones did Survival Boneyard.

[wary lynx]

Interesting

[earnest quarry]

u lose everything

[rustic delta]

Rooftop Rumble

[humble girder]

wym

[thin wolf]

no migration from xbox to pc

[earnest quarry]

console accounts dont transfer thats the issue im running into rn

[bright ocean]

How can me and my friend go around the gta5 map with 1 mk1, could I like tie him and drag him or anything likely that

[worn peak]

$18K back then was like $100K

[lunar radish]

Hahahahahhahahaha

[rustic delta]

Yep. I had so much money it was unspendable.

[humble girder]

ik i kinda wanna restart anyways

[lunar radish]

Tie him to a mk1 and watch him ragdoll through the air behind you

[bright ocean]

Can I actually do that

[humble girder]

is there still exploiters in enhanced or no

[lunar radish]

Ahahhahahahhaa

[lunar radish]

I wish we could

[worn peak]

There’s exploiters in every single version in GTA V.

[light falcon]

anyone act 3 doomsday b2b?

[lunar radish]

Hhahahahahahha i cant get the image out of my mind a player character on foot tied to a rocket boosted winged bike flying through the air, the rope pulls that poor character so violenty through the air

[fresh magnet]

@light falcon, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #ps5｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #ps5｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #ps5｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #ps5｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #ps5｜other-lfg

Requested by: @soft sparrow

[lunar radish]

Fuck man imagine the iron mule with a JATO booster

[light falcon]

fuck you lester

[lunar radish]

And u tied some small vehicle to it

[sour zenith]

For PC, not as many. But there still are

[thick helm]

Fill them up and try for this

[rustic delta]

Is GTA+ even worth it

Like it’s cheap, but worth it?

[sour zenith]

Specifically for GTA, probably not.

[worn peak]

If you have the money for it. In my personal opinion, no.

[sour zenith]

But as a subscription in general, yeah

[thick helm]

Hell yea

Really good subscription

Good benefits

[glossy holly]

do you guys run suppressor or muzzle brake on heavy sniper

[rustic delta]

Like, the only really good perk is the ability to claim cash via the menu

Save yourself a LOT of time

[glossy holly]

sending out warehouse techs is busted

[sour zenith]

Yeah there are some nice QoL features

I bought it mainly for the Vinewood garage

[rustic delta]

I don’t do cars in online anyway

[glossy holly]

warehouse techs can net you a fuckton over time

[rustic delta]

Isn’t it only one crate at a time?

[sick salmon]

oh boy 2x money on document forgery

[rustic delta]

For 7,5k

[glossy holly]

its 1-3 so on average about 2

keep in mind a crate is worth 33k

[rustic delta]

Business battle better

[warped frost]

Yo man’s got a dotty fan

[glossy holly]

if you have 5 warehouses you get 150k at minimum for blowing 37500