#gta-online
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Fr
Avenger benny mods
Anybody got the scram jet so I could try it before buying it
its good no need to try xD
I don’t wanna regret something before buying it :)
Just like the night shark
It’s ass
Scramjet is top tier kek vehicle
Can I try it
well it can survive lots of rockets
except rpgs tho
useful for public lobbies
fr
Does it come with the jump and boost
yes
it does
can driveby and use missiles too
I just want something to around the map with my friends
i make 4.2k from the nightclub 🔥
I really hope Dr Dre gets 2x rewards week again.
Merryweather hq my ass
im restarting the game atp
new session whatever
HOLY CAN I NOT GET MERRYWEATHER HQ
Lol
get imani tech car
there are some with armor, jammer and 4 doors
3rd time in a row i swear to god
Is asking for glitch here forbidden ?
i just failed the velum set up 💀
nah
Whats the problem? I ussualy go afk when i get to the helicopter
Yo sup guys
No but u most likely wont get an answer, you should check youtube first
dont worry i did it once aswell
the fuck is schlongberg sachs center
still lol
If you didn't receive a dm then you got your DMs closed
Is there's cayo perico replay glitch ?
On Ps5 yes
On pc yes
one is called shlongberg other is called penris
i always go to one called 707 vespucci
Lmao ok
why did i run out of snacks deadass
You need to be on a diet
Wow
i mean gta5 ffs 😭
Same
i dunno abt that
and im dead
thanks rockstar for giving me 10 snacks
oh my god i cant even get to my sparrow
What are you doing rn
weapon loadout for cayo
Imagine
Raptor doing unpaid labor as usual
?
Take out the gunners and not the whole chopper so no new ones spawn
Or just do the distraction one
thanks i always shoot them pilots cause they annoy my ass
Fucking griefers got no life's blowing up other people deliveries smh
go to invite only or friends only
Yah, i wanted to do this exact thing. Realized I needed a bunker so got one. Then needed an MOC so I got that. THEN realized I needed the upgrade for said MOC to get the weapons applied to the deluxo
THIS CHICKEN IS COLD! 🗣️ 🔥
Can ps and and Xbox play together on GTA online?
No
I'm about to say fuck public I wish they have their own lobbies
If we did there'd be an all out war
Not sure if this is the right place to post, so please correct me if I’m wrong, but I’m looking for the STX cop car. If anyone is willing to help out, I’m on PS5. Thanks!
Only with theirs then?
Yes
@uneven basalt, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Cayo Perico: #ps5|cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #ps5|casino-lfg
Old Heist: #ps5|old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #ps5|vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #ps5|other-lfg
Requested by: @stiff granite
Some time ago ps4 and 5 couldn't play together now yes
Still nope
Thanks
How then
What's that
the ONLY time i dont get tequila i get necklace and ONE gold stack
Imagine gta V but with better graphics
Yeah basically better hookers aswell
Like on my friends profile it says playing on the 5 but I'm on the 4
u?
How mf
So legacy can both but ench. Not
but youre on xbox
I thought panther wasn't avail rn
It's avaliable in 2045
right 6 gets out
No more issi in gta 6
I even got one truck 350k just to get fucking blown by a person who suck dick for a living
Were U selling alone
Players bonus is Juicy
When gta 6 online releases all of us are gonna be broke right?
SHUT THE FUCK UP
Well, is that hard to expect some civilized players those days?
lol
Swap session m8
selling in public always worth the 50% bonus, just gotta know when to session hop to avoid dickheads
GTA 6 gonna be a paywall dumpster fire have a feeling
Racism
Yeah that's definitely the reason
how do i get the cayo pistol
Magic
Sarcasm or fr?
Find a drunken police officer sleeping then pat man's down to find key and bosh easy cayo pistol
Gotta randomly find a sleeping guard in free roam and loot him
lol
Sarcasm
i thought it was via a drawer?
i cant open it but thats why then
Jokes aside thats literally what happened, I spawned and then poof you have been kicked
We don't want you here either
Im a griefer with the Hydra Jet 
Yea you gotta get the key

Its the dude sleeping on the sidewalk, spawns next to cargo office
i swear to god my character has some sort of a disability he jumps from the railing like deadass?
Blue dot on map
ohh alright
People who grief Cargo sells in public lobby are litreal cornballs
^ This man is being forced to say this due to his j*b
It might hav been a lobby with friends idk, was it full or few people
Around 22 ppl
What's Ur ign 
Ign?
In-game name
It's such a abusive language
I swear people have become so passionate about censoring words that need no censorship
Like what's the need 😭
Yeah man I have an NDA with session kickers, not a lot of info I can indulge
Nothing inappropriate
Idk man maybe some unluck that's it
NDA?

And how many players does it need to vote someone to get kicked
Non disclosure agreement
what the fuck is the fencing fee
i just want my full 1m 😭
yeah i know it takes 100k but i mean what is it
Soon they even gonna ask for room services
You know, when you suddenly end up with a million in your account, you don't want the IRS to suspect you earned that illegally, therefore you make it seem as though it was earned through legal means, part of that includes paying taxes, which is what the fee is
prostitute for pavel
Yeah reality feeling
I just like to steal jets from the military base and blow up everyone
never knew that was called fencing
On a f Game where U can kill people
And just after killing a second one U get the cops after you
Makes sense
true, but he does need to make money somehow
unlike lester
his old fuck
good point 😂
Just googled it, it takes 51% of the lobby to vote
And doesn't even Help with preps
I need to make loads of money
professional gooner make him lost his legs
Too lazy, that's why I asked here
So you have experience with it aight 
Nah first time
Rockstar keeps surprising me these days
Yesterday I played cayo, mid session threw me in the middle of the ocean
u were surprised with that? Rather common bug XD
anyway, i never done casino heist and facilty heist same as well og heist. (no friends though)
U can always 
Same thing happened with me even in dr dree too
144
aight what vehicle should i get apart from raiju and viligante
Another bug i encountered was exiting with a vehicle from a garage and poof the vehicle disappears when im outside
That was a few minutes ago
There's an helicopter that I'm not getting the name but it's a good one
Lfg gun shipment
A big black one
@south lance, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Cayo Perico: #pc-e|cayo-perico-lfg, #xb-s|cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #pc-e|casino-lfg, #xb-s|casino-lfg
Old Heist: #pc-e|old-heist-lfg, #xb-s|old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #pc-e|vehicles-lfg, #xb-s|vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #pc-e|other-lfg, #xb-s|other-lfg
Requested by: @grim warren
ironmule
oh annhilator
that 3 wheeler heli?
That one
Could be many things
is it possible to do the belt glitch with joggers with a helmet on? even though u gotta put a new one on or no like can i have my orange helmet and the belt?

whats the price if you know
im doing agency b2b rq so i cant search
god damn
replay and b2b is just the same aint it?
What's that
B2B or "Back to Back" refers to hosting any in-game activity (jobs, heists, etc) with another player successively (one after the other) in a way that suits both parties.
Requested by: @stiff granite
I mean replay
Are hanger sell missions always 1 vehicle?
Yo
What's better,ground or fly
aight so b2b is just replay with 2 people?
Anyone on PC lets make money
I have so many racial slurs in my Xbox messages lmao because I have been griefing everyone that has been trying to do deliveries
Yo man speak my language 
yeah
I find land a lot quicker
Totally deserved

hi
for land sales yes
Bye cuh
nawh boo~
tho i do have the luiva i cant say shit
i dont got the mc businesses but i feel like they either make nothing or barely nothing
I'm gonna merge tn 🚘💥
i never go to my nightclub anymore so
well the most enjoyable thing i find in online is to buy cars

Bro I got 1.6M for selling my cash or coke
nah whats that
Weve all killed chop at least once right
Why does Lester react to me that way, he's starting to get on my nerves
You monster 
Its not my fault he takes a shit there
idk i never looked it up before mabye cause i did doomsday heist act 3 setup where you gotta hop in one
Yeah tbh I too sometimes mistakenly throw a grenade instead of his ball 🥺
ah fair
is it possible to customize liscense plate?
yes
Was
go on google>rockstar plate creator
its so ugly
still is, you just need to be logged in
Nahh for real
and it slides too much
how?
I thought it only worked with the app
literally just said how fool
All this time
go to rockstar plate creator
hate that they made the fastest car look like shit also a sports car
yup
are like console players and pc player diff servers?
...
Diff platforms.
Nah its all one place
wtf one guy telling me was fine dem
only works for 1 vehicle?
yes but you can apply that plate to ANY car
and you can make 30 custom plates
But you can't open it right
works with spoofed wifi
The heck
you can't do much since most of it is out of date yk
That's some magic
Yeah but now it's not more available to download
I already said U need to speak my language 
When does the next weekly update come out?
Every Thursday
12 AM PST
This weekly update was so buns. No benefits at all.
Nightclub
Nightclub is dookie
Mansions raids
It's just the safe
Mid.
Oo
The daily income is alright, but gets boring after a while.
Even if it was every fucking business in discount you monkeys wouldn't be satisfied
50k an hour isn't that much.
Engrish
What did you do

For how many
Does it gives a message only to you or
When it happened
Lol
Yeah U were right
But it shows only to you
It said 5 Min but as my phone screen got closed I got unmuted hah
only gta + members who can cashout safe from anywhere its good
going to nightclub opening safe is so little work but also alot of work
Man why the fuck Women 45+ are so damn annoying Jesus
what did ur mom do bro
Ups wrong chat
Even worse not my mom
Brother's "girlfriend"
Only because I'm half her age she thinks she can commands me bruh
33, just don't ask more
Better said, she thinks she knows better
whats cooking noodles
Yeah the audacity
drama?
Heck yeah
I agree, how does one defeat a scramjet?
wsg chat
lol
could be genes
Aww thanks sweetie
WOAH
Old pic when I was 17
green?
Too lazy to change
so why are you using a pic of when you were 17 when your 33
greeeen
Does the hacker matter in casino - aggressive?
you have a beard now?
i'd understand if it was a baby pic but a whole decade ago?
My brother is 33 I'm 23 bruhh
ahhh

Still a 5 year old pic
nothing wrong with that then
Drive near a body of water

🤔
i could use a pic from when i was 1 year old and itd be fine no?
It does in any approach.
yeah 100%
Yeah right, back me up brother
Hi kismaballs
i heard in aggressive u always have little time
U traitor
how do we beat that unlimited health rail gun tank
it was different if he was 33 😭 nothing wrong with a 5year old pic i think anyways
rockets and a lot 🙂
The oppressor mk 2
9 rpgs
If you’re talking about the Khanjali, just use a Mk2 or Sparrow
Pretty much any chopper works
use ur fists
Or any chopper with homing missiles
@sour zenith and how do I beat the scramjet?
Railgun
aight cuz in griefing battles that shit insta kills me
Yeah for that I can understand Ur worries, like damn I'll be worried too 😂
khanjali do be a nightmare for newer players
I shot about 50 billion rockets and bombs and it was never dying
@graceful mist can i help you?
The scramjet
I prefer to use the flare rocket for decoying
U wanted lifeguard mate
WHAT??!?!?!!
I have modded
It was not, it kept flipping
Yeah it's like a normal car
legends helping each other
They’re probably in god mode
Wtf
^ cant beat that
Then it dodged it while flying
YES
i feel like most satisfying is to blast a raiju with a rail gun
How do I go in god mode?
Does scramjet have better missile tracking or toreador
Scramjet
It can be done while rotating the car
Interesting
Not something you should be asking
maybe
Mann, it's 1 shot
U can be jumping and still getting it
its a stunt plane
i think its the same
So this guy, he uses god mode to destroy my supplies and grief me
This is actually disgusting behaviour
scramjet trickshots go crazy
Hard as shit if like me U got normal controls on ps
Better mobility and offensive abilities so yeah it’s armor isnt gonna be as good
to AN extent
U should then take Proof and report directly to RS
Damn Stalker😔😤
with a scramjet you can jump and boost out the way of any rockets bro it doesnt matter if its 1 shot
WHAT
Welll, sometimes yea
YES SIR
If Ur good or Lucky enough U can direct their own missels to them 😂
it does. but better than a raiju at turning
just get use to it trust me its a very underrated vehicle, can have a lot of fun with it
its ez using a mouse
hi
Woaaah need to try that
Man I saw one time such a clip it was so hilarious,the guy just left the lobby
Test
people shooting rockets from roofs gets so fucking annoying lmao
Fuck pc , ps gang all life
STOP FIRING ROCKETS AT MY HOUSE
yes yes hello
no
ps has always been the best platform to play gta online on tbh
B11?
my ps is only good for fifa i cant play shooting games on controller so damn hard
thought pc runs fifa better
Yes
i can just travel with my ps to my bros house or some other place
oh like that, yeah it is more convenient
Who will go to kae perico?
@spare terrace, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Cayo Perico: #ps4|cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #ps4|casino-lfg
Old Heist: #ps4|old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #ps4|vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #ps4|other-lfg
Requested by: @stiff granite
Americans
Yo can someone help me do tennis 1 set for enjoy your stay trophy and numero uno pls
Everyone keeps leaving
@brittle frigate, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Cayo Perico: #ps5|cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #ps5|casino-lfg
Old Heist: #ps5|old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #ps5|vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #ps5|other-lfg
Requested by: @wary folio
i just destroyed a rhino tank, havent seem one of these being used in years lmao
Wsg unc
that's gramps
try 21, i start asking myself if im actually old when i hear it lmao
U are
hi
it just looks good

ill believe it when im 25
can we get tanks on podium mansion?
LMAO the fucking lester bot bro
felt unc after 18…

i felt unc at like 17 damn
how long does it take to unlock streaming in vc

I think 27-28 is when ur old
id say after 45
i think it’s 60
thats fair
when i was like 15 a kid 7-8 called me unc
@timber dagger Why can't you take a joke
i would have disagreed with you a few months ago but the more i think about it yeah youre right
18- unc 27 - gramps
Anything above 21 is old
30- dinosaur
should be taking care of yourselves 27-28 is young asf you’re just hitting your physical peak😭
''Thing '' is crazy
wtf bro not like people are on doses of test
old head old head
60+ wizard
u guys see the russian guy 27yrs old
i live in sahara desert
If this generation even gets to live that long
i ride camel
ye blasting gear
look up levan saginashvili he's only 22
the arm wrestler or is that someone else
yes
massive head
they finna be dead by 40
i forgot about iq levels slowly declining
David dadikyan another arm wrestler who looks 50 at only 24
its just divide ur whole life by 2
Saw another statistic that said roughly 30-40% of all kids under 12 can’t read
At least in the U.S
U can be in God mode on a car?! Since uh ☝️when
Cuz us a cornball country
They really are mine is still in single digits
deffo not true around here in the uk, idk if thats true in us but thats cooked
Could’ve listed any other country and you said Balkan
Balkan 💔
Either that or they’re just iPad kids
Send 2 3 years and we return him as a real alfa men
I said I was 17, I barely use discord and don't care much about it, but aight since u Fans are so fanatic tomorrow I'll do one after cutting my hair 🤓
ye fr where do u see scientists like Einstein newton now
That’s me
2 3 years Dagestan and forget
really i thought u watch how to do cayo under 40mins videos
2 3 years Croatia hes gonna be real cayo perico robbery men
my iq is like 5
I did once like 5 years ago yeah
tbh we all did
Hello good peoples

HELLO GUYS .... IM NEW TO DISCORD AND I WANNA KNOW HOW TO DOWNLOAD GAMES
I have came here to do nothing but experience the amazing world that is doing nothing
No clue
i fucking knew someone was gonna say it 
the human experience
Says the bot
100% agree with ya
Yep

did u catch the sunrise on the beach with a fresh black coffee and cigarette before starting ur day?
Well depends from who U got called it, like 5ys it's acceptable but maybe 12-15 yrs doesn't sound nice
100%
can someone help me in cayo perico? im a pc enhanced
How much is a large Warehouse full Cargo stock worth in public Session?
that's the human experience im talking about
!lfg
@rich sluice, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Cayo Perico: #pc-e|cayo-perico-lfg
Requested by: @tall kraken
I suck at online tbh
How much People do i need to hire so i dont risk loosing stuff
3.33 mill
are you serious right neow bro
Nah Bro that's crazy
So 4 drivers are for sure?
Y'all can fucking write a little slower I can't catch up with any comment
tf
damn thats crazy
aight thanks
Jokes aside you’ll need 2 other people with you at most
Special Cargo spawns at most 3 vehicles
Good chance for it to just be 1 vehicle though
I blew all my money on buzzerds, just so I could be the buzzerd guy... but then the goddamn idiots on f### flying bike things shot me down
Who doesn't
Appreciate it
Jus use the eyeballs and read at a pace of 1000000 words per second
You mean with the CEO Ability or with the ingame purchase
The CEO ability
Meh after work I'm too tired for that
this guy must play with full lock on aim 🥀
yo where is this shop at i need to go 
Holy bot invasion
do u guys still grind warehouses cayo even if someone here has like more then 100mill or so
Just buy it on the warstock for that 1M then U hav it forever
what
Not actively, no
Just source from technicians
Who asked ,show off 😒
I don't even have 1mil😭 I blew it all the ceo buzzerd
actual bot
do a cayo
what did i ask i dont recall
Dm me Ur ign tomorrow is my day off and I hav some time,then we can do some Cayo
ChickenBakedPlatypus

Come on don't be a bully
type of name youd see in a 2018 fort lobby
Yes I am 100% a bot
what level are u on gta?
anyone recommend me a movie rq
Yall I can enter a street race rn but its 100$ and I only have 803$ should I do it
Do U have Netflix
Princess bubblegum
yup
Recently I watched Midway and it's pretty cool
We should lwk start another gang war to end gta v
If like type of war movies
Green vs Purple type s
But it's gonna be available online till 28.
i dont like action very repetitive
i hate fast and furios
yall I can enter a street race but I only got 803$ should I enter
Well it has some, it's from a history event of the WW2
no interest in marvel also idk cant watch action with no good story line
Give it a try u might like it
Can anyone help me on playstation quickly please 🙏
Im teting to get the award for completing all my daily challanges 28 days in a row and have 3 days remaining until completing.
I need to complete a last dose mission but unfortunately I have never done all the first dose missions so I cant start the last dose missions. If anyone could give me a hand and start one mission that would be great
Can’t watch action with no good story line but has Demon Slayer pfp 🤔
Is that even a movie 🤣
Not a movie technically but it is a show
A GTA show, because this is a GTA channel
Can someone help me grind 10 Mil Xbox X|S
Dm me , i should hav it ,any in particular or
@livid galleon, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Cayo Perico: #xb-s|cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #xb-s|casino-lfg
Old Heist: #xb-s|old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #xb-s|vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #xb-s|other-lfg
Requested by: @flat island
Need grabber hurry Cayo perico
lfg
@inner wing, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
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Requested by: @scenic arrow
I can do it quickly Kiki
Lick furry goats
Try #ps5|other-lfg or #ps4|other-lfg
stefano_cioro02@inner wing
Just sent a message bro
Dm
@foggy island can't talk in crew chat anymore but i just wanted the notifs for the sell days gone cause i can never make them
Is it allowed to write own ign here before I get banned
whats even that shitpost role? never heard of it
Makes you post in #memes-and-shitposting
A role we let people have, then unleash their shitposty sides, in one channel instead of civilized ones.
How does one achieve this
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The frag
Buy issi

@vernal mortar, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Cayo Perico: #pc-l|cayo-perico-lfg, #xb1|cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #pc-l|casino-lfg, #xb1|casino-lfg
Old Heist: #pc-l|old-heist-lfg, #xb1|old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #pc-l|vehicles-lfg, #xb1|vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #pc-l|other-lfg, #xb1|other-lfg
Requested by: @wary folio
wfat is lfg xdxdxd
facts
Looking for group
Where can I check choose Which last dose I can start
Anyone on Xbox one?
No
From the letter D or any other way
Yes

oh ok
you know they're mad when they send a mugger

Facts
once u did them all u can pick any from quick menu
Neither one of them?

they're either 1pm or 1am for my zone 
Well not particularly grind just when I'm in the mood tbh,even if the whole process takes me Less then an hour
Yes I got sent a mugger by the hacker guy
He was very triggered he had to use god mode on me
And I'm only 60+ he was level 360+
And the technician inside the business gets U to do a job,what is the purpose? Like extra money, Trophy things or
Never understood players above 200+ getting it with players lower then 100
They must be a pussy in real Life and to get back at it they bullying online who knows 🤷
they pick on low levels because its the only sense of accomplishment they've ever felt
Yeah they're cowards they like going for the weak players cuz they don't have weapons and vehicles
And then when they see someone equal to them they're finished
@hearty shoal, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Cayo Perico: #pc-l|cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #pc-l|casino-lfg
Old Heist: #pc-l|old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #pc-l|vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #pc-l|other-lfg
Requested by: @stiff granite
Yes I agree
Like I'm lvl 307 rn and personally I don't start beef with none , unless they really provoke me but if I see they are lower levels i just let it go and laughing
And tough people like me have the bravery to fight the big people 😎
Isnt that right @civic surge
to boost their ego
what does quicjoin mean
Quick play
Yeah this guy was using his entire collection against me and I only had a sparrow
to be fair most low levels nowadays r either alts or someone starting over on their 3rd account...
I'm one them, i destroy the level 100s in 1v1
Better then high level tryhards ig
I have aimbot with the mk 2 sniper
Once I got killed 10 times from a lvl 47 😭 man he was so good he spawnkilled me
Some level 20 ran me over and I challenged him to a deathmatch
he lowkey got killed 0-10 ❤️🩹 ❤️🩹 (I’m entering rank 30)
Oof
can u get banned for using mods in gta?
no I use them all the time ||satire||
Still don't know how he got the Mk Sniper rifle since should be 100+ unlock , maybe he got mods or sm like that
When I grow up i'm gonna be like that guy
Gonna destroy the level 200 ego players
Then U will basically have 0 social life bro
Not worth it
JS played some rockstar featured race
turns out it’s literally impossible to complete because slow vehicles CANT go up steep cliffs with only 1 speed boost 💔
But but the 200+ need to learn their lesson
They're bullying way too many low levels
U Just need to learn teleporting
I haven’t seen a level 200 since June last year
I just love doing drive-by shootings on random players for fun
i have it im 80 smthing level
🤔
can somebody help me with short trips missions
No I have mk 2 sniper
The heavy sniper I mean
I fast tracked and got explosive snipers as well to go against raijus
When you get the mod bench you can get the weapons at any level i think
Cuz I was able to buy them
@hearty shoal, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Cayo Perico: #pc-l|cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #pc-l|casino-lfg
Old Heist: #pc-l|old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #pc-l|vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #pc-l|other-lfg
Requested by: @solid gyro
Just search it on yt,it's easy to do, it's just fast travel nothing dishonest
anyone have a map of the cayo scope locations (drains n stuff) thanks
U basically join a job from any location in the map,then disconnect Ur controller after few minutes or by hearing it, reconnect Ur controller and boom Ur on the other part of the map in few minutes than needing to Drive/fly to it
agency
Wasn't the update there Back when happened
What the.. I'm gonna check this out
I got it from the freakshop
i think u can get a heavy sniper from a agency even if underleveled
not sure if thats still a thing
The freakshop gave me a free mod bench
It took year ago well it's water under the bridge now so it doesn't matter
@placid hemlock how to increase xp
I’d recommend joining Anawack as opposed to disconnecting your controller. Controller method hardly saves time if any at all.
majority of folks who terrorize lower levels are usually bad, so theyre easy pickings
What's that
Wow, very rude
who got moc black jogger mission?

It takes me aprox 1 min to get me kicked of the job while flying with oppressor even 3 or 4 times so it depends I guess
Ahh i just realised i bought rhino tank, ahh i could've used that on the level 300 guy
Next time we will
Join the Anawack account and it’ll teleport you to the job
some guy tried slamming into me so i killed him then he spent ages trying to kill me again, even using a mugger which didn't work because i have no cash
Takes like 10 seconds compared to the 40-60 seconds that it takes to disconnect the controller and wait
VERY nice Satormus
Guys im in a public lobby and some guy was sniping through literal buildings. How does that work?
It's okay I got mugged and the mugger got $200
@wicked stratus, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Cayo Perico: #ps5|cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #ps5|casino-lfg
Old Heist: #ps5|old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #ps5|vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #ps5|other-lfg
Requested by: @wintry river
@terse pine is a passive mode abuser
i feel like you're treating me like im new
to the server i am, to gta online i am not
Ahh fine what level are you
Can we please give oppressor mk I to all players and limit mk 2 for level 100 players
How long you been playing twin
70 something but i took a bigass break
yes I can vouch this is real and not a scam (satire)
i wanna say 2018?? give or take
Woah you're higher level than me
If you got scammed get in contacts with support
Right that's it, I must tryhard, must overtake Satormus
hmu to hit me up ✌️ 🔥
My dumbass thought my office was the agency🤦♂️
Not bad at all
look guys im so funny i got the ChatGPT dialect
Im not just stupid — I’m unfunny😆🔥
Yeah i thought that before as well and bought an agency by accident
It happens even to the best of us
got the better thing
how much does an agency cost
But but assistant
how do I make that money
what level r u?
Wow even better what's this account and where to join Sorry for my ignorance 🤪
I'm 64 i think
u have mansion?
I’m low-key saving up for oppressor mk 2 to grief GTAO lobbies
Yeah well haha
20rockets and very bad lock on target
I might get one depending on what happens on thursday
I have 10 million right now
took my 7-8 rockets to bust a fmj mk5 on highway
yes its good i got it and like 50mins i have full acid lab
i sell in puclic lobby and it pays like 500k everytime
She said she's joining the khanjalis
Yeah i heard the boost is really really good, and woah 50 mins damn that is fast
use the toreador instead
Yeah
I just outrun the mk2 in my McDonald's lil tikes brioso
the mk2 didnt even deserve to be a thing
before the mk2 was nerfed, there werent much ways to deal with it if you were getting chased
Honestly, fair, banger tank
they should do unlimited rockets in it
Ikr better than some dookie issi
and make it 10mill
sure
Nah that would be faggios and weevils but facts otherwise 
Preach 
you’re built like a dookie
guys
hi
that guy is a cornball
i buy the submarine today and says i can start cayo perico with dont preparing are its normal ?
Faggios and weevils are shite anyway I'd rather a panto
PANTO GANG
Nah you a passive mode abuser
New gang pantos

just start and see what happens
Okay fuck panto gang don't mess W Makki
Actually idc pls do
Pantos with missing body panels and f1s ultimate meme machine
Womp womp
if cayo perico starts what do i do ?

So how it looked for U the Film Wanted
watch youtube video
Watch YouTube tutorials
ok thank you
ok thank you
almost more than falafel
Why does people give money for GTA+
10milis
It's like payin YouTube premium Just for not having advertisements
because if u dont buy subscriptional in-game microtransactions ur poor
No don't watch youtube tutorials, you're gonna spoil your first time doing the heist
Netflix with ads 🤣🤣
makes it so much better
It won't be fun
What's the point
ding dong
@keen oraclethen i can do it direct ?
Or I can spend my money for something else,more reasonable
Store robberies needs be Meta, best money
why not? great way to support the game tbh, way better than sharkcards....
dude its like 8 bucks
If you have the submarine yes, go to the submarine and you can start
Eat it up
@keen oraclewant join ?
NO
for 8 bucks u can get basically nothing thats better than gta+
Yez
Yeah monthly? Alright I'm might be cheap on this but still
I'm a Playstation player
HEY
yea u are
Lols
Like what I hate it's that they're pushing U to buy it
@keen oraclefriends ?
Hello
Like with the animals only for + available
u can complain about mk2 being like 12 mil but not gta+ being 8 bucks
Hey pooks
how to be friends
oh no big company wants money
The pantos be taking over
@keen oracleyou have rockstars account ?
I said nothing about mk what
Yes Sir
Is an exampler
sea guys
@keen oracleadd me in it sir
gta is already such a good game they give us everything for free with the game instead of selling dlc's
i know but alot of people do
Ik how it works I Just wanted to Say something about it oke?! 
Interesting
Is that a mondeo in your pfp?
wots friend? Why not friend if friend shaped?
goof
@keen oracleyou know how ?
Tickle chin hairs and bosh friendos
No, there is a swapped 1997 Honda 1.6 IES engine.
What's friend? Friend is one of those people who you share mutual affection to, can be sexual also
can people not make public lobbies that are good people and we can sell our goods there? Like how about you join a friend's public lobby, and then another person joins that lobby through game group and then we make a full lobby of non-griefers and everyone just go with selling their stuff?
Nvm I see the honda badge 🤣
who's coming to the wedding? we're gonna have a Pantiss (panto x issi bby)
ahahahha
Never
Oh so like my uncle that I haven't seen since Dad took us away? Or?
Who the groom and groom?
@keen oraclek
How could U forget ur own wedding and me 
Can someone help me with this heist set up please I need 2 people
There's already normal public Lobby and bad lobby
What is the best stealh heli For pvp
Sorry I'ms a penguin
With missiles if possible
Well yeah friends can be forever so if you were friends with uncle before yeah you can still be friends
koca kanalda türk yok mu la
Refrain from using languages other than English.
@stiff granite
Then there's people who do for a living destroying other people stuff by avoiding the ban to bad sports with lots of creative ways
good to see a peugeot lover here instead of a issi lover
!rule 34
Lol
🥀
I like passat specifically b5.5 with 1.9tdi,v6 or w8 😮💨

racist channel

@green grail, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Cayo Perico: #ps5|cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #ps5|casino-lfg
Old Heist: #ps5|old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #ps5|vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #ps5|other-lfg
Requested by: @scenic arrow

European?
What
Europp
yo
I from bo'ol woa'ah country
european shitboxes are the best
is any one on xbox
european always best
Look at the bot, it says it can't speak anything other than English.
Truss
I wanna get my dad's passat back on the road so I can have it as my 2nd car one I get rid of my shitbox ibiza lol
Yeah it gets like that
Is it specifically said in the rules that this is a ENGLISH ONLY Server
can i play with you
England
It has problems
Wrong side driving
noo
oh you have the xbox logo
But but some of us are asian
Real we should be upside when driving
oh
English speaking*
like australia
If any of you are not going to come to Türkiye, let them experience our hospitality.
i'm at 3.3 million rn and i want the deluxo, what's the fastest way to make a quick 2 million
Having a shitbox is all fun and games until it acts like one
It doesn't matter bro
We thing the crankshaft sensor is broken because the car keeps stalling/shutting off when going at a slow speed
bonjour my friendos
3.3 mil rupees
Yez ofc
It does because i speak asian and english wasn't my first language
what?
Should be easy fix if u know what your doing
Asian is a language now?
No, but you seem to have been forced into it.
😭
Aye dad's done it on one car already since it happened on his 16 plate skoda
Stupid example I'm myself too not English as native language but I still stric to a simple rule
indian currency boi
How can I get Yohan contact ion got him
u dont like curry
ching chong
Yes sir i'm sorry sir it'll never happen again sir 😞
The dirtiest one
best best
😭
NEVER we will always be asian
Brother, I'm not saying that, I'm just saying there's a bot on the channel that tells me to speak English.
Right that's it i'm telling aslan, he's gonna be very angry
Because U spoke another language when U shouldn't
true
Another car joined
The bot is racist
helal lan sana asyalı kral seni
Well done, you Asian king!

Ayy thanks Sir
hi
Wiggle
Passive abuser
you are welcome bra
NO
Bra?! Ahh you speak like Clix
Yez
i’m not even in passive
Makki!!!
clownface!!!!
makki welcome bro
WHY DO YOY ONLY SAY WELCME WHEN SOMEBODY ELSE DOES
i am NOT a fish
🤣🤣
welcome to the server makki, i'm Ryuzaki one of the best players in GTA


Who doesn't
They wrote it before I did.
thank you for the welcome
however, you are a month late
Didn't you die to rubios guards 100s of times trying to scope out the island?
Fax
why am i being welcomed
Oh.. 
you better watch out
I joined b4 you how are you alrdy lvl 50
i’m higher than that actually
She chats like there's no tmr
No I can scope out mission in 1 try
It's his man
yes
i knew he was for the boys
Where's JFK at
what do you mean
Nvm my fault that's @terse pine
HAAHHA
becoz u bully
WOAAH
DANGG makki bullying?
Always
WHAT DID I DO
who has a computer
Makki, "someone" said that you were struggling on the cayo perico scope out mission and it took you 10 tries
I did NOT expect makki bullying
Yez she try kill me in game but I turntable and kill her 123-2
why would i know
And it wasnt me who said this
I do maybe
thank you

Idk he sent you his strawberry pic so maybe
NO YOU DIDNT
Cutting up??
Yez
HOW DID YOU GO FROM 305 TO 123
I need someone with a computer
You’re blue though
he’s evil don’t worry
See guys she's also schizo





