gta-online

[small reef]

Boys when i scope out the drainage, i cant take a picture so how do i scope it out? By just swimming to the gate of that drainage?

[sour galleon]

ah yea no cash let’s buy the agency

[stiff granite]

too damn bad

[muted terrace]

Cluckin bell

[steel zealot]

Does mansion security also protect businesses from getting raided?

[muted terrace]

And acid lab

[pliant spindle]

Yes

[proud elm]

Seems like everywhere I go it's like "Need a milly to participate"

[jagged sedge]

@velvet warren #pc-e｜cayo-perico-lfg

[astral bone]

True tbh he should just buy one

[stiff granite]

one of these

[sour galleon]

i would rather get spawn killed by a mk2 everytime i log into a session than buy a shark card

[halcyon bane]

Cluckin bell, acid lab then kosatka

[muted terrace]

Imagine if they added a ram heist in gta VI

Or gta V

[royal zealot]

Shark Cards + GTA Plus >>>> cayo replay glitch and maxed out acid lab sales

[small reef]

Anyone??

[astral bone]

Whats the max amount u can gamble if u have a penthouse?

[strange fractal]

yes by just swimming to the gate

[stiff granite]

gta+ gives 10x on shark cards guys try it out

[muted terrace]

Yes

[next roost]

Just swim

[small reef]

Thank u very much, i got worried i failed or smth

[royal zealot]

Bet

[strange fractal]

its all good

[small reef]

But thanks a lot

[muted terrace]

^ this post is confirmed by the rockstar employees

[strange fractal]

true this man

[astral bone]

[strange fractal]

should i get a group of 4 and take all the secondary targets on the cayo island or just go for the mansion with one player

[halcyon bane]

Duo

[minor jay]

Duos is probably the best option.

[stiff granite]

no you should buy one of these instead

[halcyon bane]

Is best

[sour galleon]

rockstar dev behind the screen

[stiff granite]

give rockstar money so they can put it into gta6

[strange fractal]

chat is this real

[halcyon bane]

How much is rockstar paying you

[royal rune]

if airstrip loot is very good and close and mansion only got 3 gold what to do

[strange fractal]

also thanks

[stiff granite]

we’re going broke yall demanding ass mfs want everything so we giving yall everything donate to the gta6 fund

[minor jay]

3 golds is full loot bags for 2 people.

[halcyon bane]

3 gold

[royal zealot]

So they can take your money and delay the game till October 2027 💀😂

[halcyon bane]

Yes

[stiff granite]

and it’s gonna flop like payday 3

[sour galleon]

son they got billions worth to make gta 6

[stiff granite]

nuh uh

[muted terrace]

Donate some ram

[halcyon bane]

Or if you are duo and don’t have enough gold to fill bags

[royal zealot]

Yep with online being canceled

[stiff granite]

donate a boiler room

[sour galleon]

go look it up

[royal rune]

did most of that money come from gta online

[trail apex]

I had full gold once in my life and my duo filled with a painting 💔

[muted terrace]

He did the correct thing

[trail apex]

For who

[stiff granite]

he should’ve filled it with cash instead

[trail apex]

Ruined my life @muted terrace

[sour galleon]

they prob saved every cent since gta 4 to do this

[muted terrace]

Mf how did he even ruin your life

Get off the game you insane bastard

[paper hazel]

Bet

[strange fractal]

i think bro might be too invested in it

[muted terrace]

So true

[royal zealot]

“We are sorry to announce that GTA 6 will no longer have an online mode, due to unforeseeable circumstances and technical issues its been cancelled, additionally we will have to delay the release of until 2028”

[muted terrace]

2027

[sour galleon]

that’s it i’m cancelling eminem

[stiff granite]

the boiler room causes this

[strange fractal]

"We will have new updates on GTA V Online"

[royal rune]

is that true

[trail apex]

If you type this yourself just now

[royal zealot]

No

[trail apex]

🤯

[sour galleon]

they’re gonna replace gta 6 with gta +2

[stiff granite]

gta 5 part 2

[royal zealot]

I did

[muted terrace]

The lights used to grow them are

[proud elm]

Can't do Cluckin Bell it seems because the motherfucker won't call me?

[sour galleon]

gta 5 vanilla club update

[trail apex]

I like the initiative bro

[muted terrace]

His ass is prob at kfc

Buying the no 9s

[stiff granite]

LMAO

[trail apex]

@sour galleon pc legacy 💔 just upgrade poor guy

[sour galleon]

enhanced players did they upgrade the textures on the hookers?

[hollow bear]

Yo they should make it so you can buy and run your own strip club

[stiff granite]

yes the titties are insane

[trail apex]

Not on ur version

[muted terrace]

He makes like 500k every raid I can guarantee it

[sour galleon]

say less i’m upgrading rn

[muted terrace]

And spends it all on food

[trail apex]

🤣

[stiff granite]

you can even milk them now

[strange fractal]

yes i know there's one prostitute on street looking very hot 🔥

[muted terrace]

Kind of

[trail apex]

It’ll only take a week it’s worth it 🤞

[stiff granite]

fufu

[sour galleon]

boy slow down

[muted terrace]

I mean try using trevor

[royal rune]

🤯

[muted terrace]

He's gonna become a menace

[hollow bear]

What they gonna do about gta 6? GTA 5 has been out for over 10 years and still full of hackers and bugs and glitches.

[trail apex]

Nooo

[stiff granite]

getting you too excited huh

[weak nexus]

only lights

[muted terrace]

Gta 6 will have more

[strange fractal]

are they adding more hookers in gta 6

[hollow bear]

Exactly

[muted terrace]

It's gonna be a fight between the modders and casual playeds

[small sentinel]

please yes

[hollow bear]

They want to push release again

[trail apex]

We got male strippers u missing out

[muted terrace]

Go watch the trailer boy

[stiff granite]

ah hell na

[hollow bear]

The hype has become a meme

[muted terrace]

And the new speed bumps

[small sentinel]

where

[stiff granite]

POLO

[trail apex]

Why u wanna know ??

[muted terrace]

The new speed bumps at gta 6 gonna go crazy

[strange fractal]

we do NOT have male strippers

[trail apex]

😛😛😛😛

Me

[hollow bear]

Nobody is going to buy it because they make it sound so bad to me it sounds like theres so many bugs and they will never fix them all

[sour galleon]

i’m shaking and quaking just thinking of gta boobs

[muted terrace]

Lucia

[small sentinel]

nooo i mean male strippers

[hollow bear]

Even when it does come out they aint gonna release online for at least a year and even then they will probs keep delaying that too

[terse pine]

why do we need more strippers

[strange fractal]

its a very crucial plot 🙏

[terse pine]

hi erikas

[muted terrace]

To make the game more realistic

[hollow bear]

Yeah

[royal rune]

did hackers increase in this game recently?

[strange fractal]

yes to make it more realistic

[terse pine]

omg we thought the same thing we’re so real

[trail apex]

I made a new account what’s the first thing I should buy for pvp? 👀

[small sentinel]

how about

[terse pine]

erikas

[trail apex]

I got 60k rn

[small sentinel]

owning a stripclub business

[hollow bear]

To make the game more fun

[sour galleon]

goddamn boy

[strange fractal]

broke ahh

[terse pine]

[trail apex]

NEWACCOUNT

[elfin igloo]

hi chat

[strange fractal]

💀

[silent elm]

Anyone else having the same guy join, blow everyone up for 30 seconds, then leave or is that just me

[hollow bear]

To raise game sales

[strange fractal]

ive encountered that

[halcyon bane]

Why would we not need more strippers

[jagged sedge]

Join what

[stiff granite]

i say this shit so much and everyone just disagrees fr

[halcyon bane]

Are you like 100% them

[terse pine]

[stiff granite]

shits gonna end up like payday 3

[strange fractal]

he meant modders joining in lobbies and starts blowing up people

[silent elm]

Like every public server

[small sentinel]

oops i exploded dre's car

[strange fractal]

you are very unlucky

[muted terrace]

Makki would love male strippers

[silent elm]

I’ll leave then he just goes into that one at some point too

[hollow bear]

6 or 7

[muted terrace]

I can guarantee it 💯

[halcyon bane]

You could probably finish them all

[jagged sedge]

Not in the span of 30 seconds but yeah that happens often

[terse pine]

i would be uncomfortable

[halcyon bane]

Knowing cockstar they’ll delay again

[elfin igloo]

I got muted cuz idk there was a LFG channel

well time to go there

[slow vortex]

?

[muted terrace]

Lies.

[silent elm]

It’s been the same guy for the past 15 minutes or so just joining and leaving and joining and leaving

[hollow bear]

Change your username

[elfin igloo]

anyways legacy and enhanced can crossplay right?

[soft sparrow]

no

[cyan quarry]

Soon as i get off the jet I'm in the trenches

[elfin igloo]

I want to finish cluck and bell for passive incomes

[hollow bear]

No

[halcyon bane]

One non enterable interior and I’m pulling up to rockstar hq wit da glock

[sour galleon]

who pinged

[elfin igloo]

I just watched yt, it said it gives money

[silent elm]

I don’t think it’s me he’s doing this to every server he can find I think

[elfin igloo]

the V missions?

[small sentinel]

cheetah

[little pulsar]

It’s 2026 vro, Equality.

[gusty lintel]

[elfin igloo]

I do it solo ;-;

[wooden birch]

Get em @minor jay

[jagged sedge]

Wait are you talking about someone in discord or just in game?

[paper hazel]

@soft sparrow ayeeeeee 🔥

[elfin igloo]

kinda boring ngl

[hollow bear]

Your so sexist

[silent elm]

Just in game I’m just checking if it’s happening to anyone else

[strange fractal]

🤑

[terse pine]

marko i’m pretty sure i told you i wont block you unless you make me uncomfortable… idk why ur still going on about don’t trust me just drop it

[jagged sedge]

Oh ok

[silent elm]

Guess not tho

[simple vortex]

guys who can give me a opressor mk2 pls ?

[soft sparrow]

[halcyon bane]

Bro bro you don’t understand if I can even SEE a single pixel it’s wraps I’m sliming out every employee

[elfin igloo]

how the hell is gta still like "active"

[terse pine]

your dreams

[sour galleon]

who hurting you maki i’ll serve them a knuckle sandwich

[terse pine]

yeah guys who is that

[terse pine]

nobody he’s just being crazy😭

[hollow bear]

Everyone

[small sentinel]

anyone got a spare mil

[sour galleon]

😂😂😂

[terse pine]

i saw that

[wooden birch]

Whoever you’re angry at i came into the convo late 😂

[hollow bear]

If you want I will run you a cayo when I get home

[tiny crater]

Gonna spend million on it.

[hollow bear]

You dont think male strippers is a good idea?

[halcyon bane]

I got $1.34 take it or leave it

[small sentinel]

oh no i was joking im just lazy

[terse pine]

no

[hollow bear]

Nah bro

Yeah

[sour galleon]

jim milton

[halcyon bane]

@small sentinel damn you know I would ;)

[last isle]

Whoever needs to hear this, you don’t deserve even 30% payout in cayo for tagging along as extra bag space doing nothing.

[fierce flower]

arthur callahan

[jagged sedge]

Ok

[hollow bear]

Nah nah, equality matters

[sour galleon]

rip van winkle

[mental nexus]

I think that’s valid yeah

[last isle]

That’s 500k in 10 minutes at 30%

[small sentinel]

yeah but you are the one paying for the kosatka

[terse pine]

[fierce flower]

ball knowledge

[inner trench]

things happen

[little pulsar]

“Give me 25-30% cut” and they didn’t do a single setup and are the dumbest piece of ballsack to ever plague the game with their presence.

[last isle]

u are the one paying the kosatka. The one doing the setup, I do all the work during the heist with 100% success rate stealthing in 15 minutes max. Any time I invite anyone they just screw it up

[trail jewel]

They die

[fierce flower]

wtf?

[hollow bear]

Dont like men just think everyone should have equil possibilities going for them

[fresh magnet]

Please keep the chatter relevant to GTA and refrain from spamming or LFGing.

For non-GTA chatting, please visit #community

Requested by: @tiny crater

[halcyon bane]

15min cayo is nasty work

[inner trench]

true true, i think you should just give me all of the cut due to me supporting you emotionally

[cyan quarry]

Lol play and do as much as u can before the ending and youll get the theraapist notes on ur behavior

[last isle]

15 minutes max. I stealth in under 15 most of the time with max loot bags

Not including setup ofc

[mental nexus]

And bros gone

[faint spear]

[mental nexus]

And he got muted

Worst idea came to his head

[faint spear]

Likewise

[trail jewel]

shut

[mental nexus]

The

[trail jewel]

fuck

[mental nexus]

Up

[faint spear]

[halcyon bane]

Anything over like 7mins is slow af

[mental nexus]

I have no idea

[hollow bear]

Nah

[faint spear]

Probs Internet issues

[mental nexus]

[faint spear]

Happens to me at times

[marsh widget]

Yall should i buy the vigilante or scramjet?

[faint spear]

Vigilante imo

[marsh widget]

I recently bought a b11

[faint spear]

Scramjet is more a PvP vehicle

[mental nexus]

Id say scramjet but this shit always lands in water

[cyan quarry]

I put a super car on 2 wheels like it got hydraulics

[fierce flower]

shows that u likely a spammer

[marsh widget]

I wana pvp🫠

[last isle]

In what world? You require 2 people to get max loot bag before u even get out of the compound

[humble iris]

What mansion location should i get

[marsh widget]

Ignore it

[faint spear]

Wut

[hollow bear]

What you been doing?

[cyan quarry]

18 degrees where im @

[faint spear]

Rockstar said so apparently

Yeah.

[halcyon bane]

My world. Full loot bags is 3 gold. Takes like a minute or 2 to fill loot bags xD

[faint spear]

I've always used my Kuruma, Vigilante is used for going fast

[halcyon bane]

The longest part is swimming from kosatk to drainage tunnel or getting keycards if you get trash rng

[last isle]

That’s with a decent second person which is rare

[paper hazel]

100%

[cyan quarry]

Im ln Roosevelt island boura hit manhattan ik is colder than snowman balls

[marsh widget]

I dmed alottappk 2 yrs ago and got this sht spammer

[humble iris]

Gon buy the tongva mansion. But idk if i should consider the other 2 locations

[halcyon bane]

The only thing you’re second person has to do is follow you why do they need to be good

[fierce flower]

r u a pokemon or some

[marsh widget]

What is the best vehicle in gta? Except the opressor mk2

[weak nexus]

[marsh widget]

I alr have that

[cyan quarry]

I never find the disguise on cayo

[last isle]

Last dude I told to follow me said “I’ve been playing since I was 7 so shut up” then proceeded to alert the guards 20 times

[marsh widget]

Alr have thay

[weak nexus]

sparrow?

[humble iris]

Whats the best secondsry loot from the airfield

[marsh widget]

Alr have it

[last isle]

Why am I doing even 50/50 split if they just follow me?

[weak nexus]

cocaine

[halcyon bane]

That’s on you for keeping them in your heist lmfao. You do know there is the option to kick people right

[humble iris]

Then second bestb

[weak nexus]

weed

[small sentinel]

gotta love cocaine

[last isle]

I wanted to see him fail

[humble iris]

Oh so
Coke
Weed
Cash

[fierce flower]

pause

[last isle]

Coke painting weed cash

[frail bobcat]

im trying to find a steal on marketplace for a ps5 pro

[marsh widget]

What are yall levels?

[small sentinel]

painting worse than weed

[marsh widget]

Oh okay

[small sentinel]

by a little bit tho

[frail bobcat]

best i got was 500 with 2 controllers. worth

[marsh widget]

Im 76😭

[halcyon bane]

I’m very confused you complain he takes to long but you say you want to watch him fail xD

[faint spear]

550/493

[tiny crater]

#tech-coding-math guys can give you better ideas

[marsh widget]

What?

[tiny crater]

685 or something.

[marsh widget]

Vigilante?

[sour galleon]

chat any1 here got the 9070 xt is it worth it or not

[halcyon bane]

650 male/ 679 female

[marsh widget]

Never heard its a skilled

[marsh widget]

Im 76😭😭😭😭

[tiny crater]

#tech-coding-math guys can give you better ideas.

[small sentinel]

i hate public lobbies

[marsh widget]

I got a skill of a lv 140 💪

[small sentinel]

i just joined and already got murdered

[halcyon bane]

Loooool it’s all g my new acc that I start is only like level 40

[small sentinel]

good point

[halcyon bane]

🤣

[sour galleon]

i wanna hear the people here

[marsh widget]

Oh

[humble iris]

Guys i just got merrywether hq 6 times in a row, finally 7th is schlongberg

[faint spear]

This isn't the channel for that topic

[sour galleon]

nobody answering anyway they’re all potato couches

[trail jewel]

then wait

[faint spear]

Patience is a virtue

Use it

[stiff granite]

[tiny crater]

And channels exist, use them.

[faint spear]

Anyone makes the correlation to the car, I'm not your friend

[sour galleon]

i’m just gonna go on reddit

[trail jewel]

lol

[sour galleon]

like a fat fucking chud

[small sentinel]

shud i get raiju and no i dont need no business

[marsh widget]

Idk bout yall but killing players is fun🫠🫠

[faint spear]

Same

[stiff granite]

it is

[hollow bear]

Join inv only

[marsh widget]

Thw max i killed is a lv 280

[faint spear]

My type of killing is spinning them out at the end of a race because they did it to me first

[marsh widget]

No

[trail jewel]

@sour galleon last time you sent something in the #tech-coding-math was 4 years ago?

[marsh widget]

He was active

[stiff granite]

not even

[sour galleon]

why u checking my messages that’s weird asf

[strange fractal]

💀

[sour galleon]

not even a mod

[stiff granite]

how was my nickname against rule 7

you can ping it easily that makes no sense

[trail jewel]

stop lying and use the right channels to ask about such things.

[strange fractal]

bro's nickanme is Change Nickname | Rule 7 🥀

[dull prawn]

Lowk all i want for my birthday is an account

ifykyk

[trail jewel]

you ain't getting it from here though.

[stiff granite]

!rule 7

[fresh magnet]

GTA Online Discord - Rule 7

Nicknames must be able to be mentioned. Zalgo, emojis, and others are prohibited.

Requested by

@stiff granite

[sour galleon]

lying bout what son

[faint spear]

Rule exists

[stiff granite]

$! is mentionable

[trail jewel]

you haven't even asked in the channel

[faint spear]

Rule 10 specifically

[marsh widget]

What lv u?

[dull prawn]

oh uh

[sour galleon]

never said i did tho

[faint spear]

In game, here or both

[marsh widget]

Game

[dull prawn]

Yeah!

[faint spear]

550/493

[stiff granite]

if i change my name back am i gonna get banned

[dull prawn]

!Rule 9

aw man

[marsh widget]

Who is over 1k here? (Legit) my gamepass ends every month and im falling broke😭

[faint spear]

If you change jt back to !? you would probably get muted or warned as it was changed for a reason

[stiff granite]

it was $!

but why was it changed it’s easily mentionable

[faint spear]

Same goes for what I said

[jade herald]

Wsg gng

[stiff granite]

it’s a character on every keyboard

[jade herald]

Wsp $, how u doing goat

[trail jewel]

Wsg jonahhh030

[stiff granite]

i’m pissed

[jade herald]

How come

[sour galleon]

type 1

[stiff granite]

they changed my name but @bright ocean isn’t it makes no sense

[faint spear]

Idk how it makes no sensen

[dull prawn]

I havent played since 2023 what has happened

[strange fractal]

elite ball knowledge

[faint spear]

Groks username is fine

[stiff granite]

because his has special characters too

[dapper sphinx]

18 million dollar mansions

[faint spear]

You can actually read his username*

[weak nexus]

[dull prawn]

What.

[faint spear]

Yours was 2 symbols

[stiff granite]

you can read mine too chaching!

[marsh widget]

Is gta online free on pc?

[dapper sphinx]

Literally

[faint spear]

Idk

[dull prawn]

bro WHY

[sour galleon]

nope its expensive

[trail jewel]

....

[faint spear]

I'm not on pc

[strange fractal]

yes 🔥

[faint spear]

Yes

[marsh widget]

Lucky😭😭😭

[rotund spindle]

I just had an NPC steal my getaway car during the union depository heist... what the actual fuck

[dapper sphinx]

Gotta buy but no monthly sub unless you use Gamepass version on PC

[stiff granite]

is that better

[dull prawn]

uh i never said modded! i asked for an account! actually no i didnt isaid "all iw ant fro my birtdhay"

[strange fractal]

lol just kidding, but epics did gift it free long ago

[rotund spindle]

he just took the car and then did the same small circle on the highway over and over

[dull prawn]

my KEYBOARD

[fierce flower]

Potato

[sour galleon]

did u really believe ts

[stiff granite]

this one’s not gonna get modded too is it

[strange fractal]

💀💀

[marsh widget]

im going going broke buying ultimate gamepasses😭😭😭

[marsh widget]

Mbbbbb

[weak nexus]

[faint spear]

I need to max out my agency safe

[soft sparrow]

most got banned any don't bother getting one

[faint spear]

Sitting at 7k per hour

[weak nexus]

like daily revenue max out?

[faint spear]

Yes

[weak nexus]

yea shits boring asf

[soft sparrow]

you speedrun dre but havnt done the 201 contracts?

[sour galleon]

imagine making that money irl

[faint spear]

They weren't interesting me back then

[weak nexus]

the contracts are fun but god damn it becomes repetitive after a while

[soft sparrow]

fair

[faint spear]

I might do it but idk

Maybe when I get back into gta

[soft sparrow]

ive done 1111 i think

[weak nexus]

Crazy

[faint spear]

Not surprised

[weak nexus]

and i thought i had a high number

[paper hazel]

[marsh widget]

Is gta fun on pc?

[faint spear]

King of AutoShop too

[sour galleon]

they should put more celebs like dr dre so we can get paid massively

[scenic arrow]

They don't take that much time the contracts

[faint spear]

It's the same as console tbh

[humble iris]

How do i do the mansion setup missions i heard it gives discount

[faint spear]

Expect there can be modders

[faint spear]

You can't

[marsh widget]

Aims are faster

[soft sparrow]

im not sure if i am tho

[faint spear]

Not available anymore

[weak nexus]

so real man, getting agency updates with more celebrities would be crazy lore

[acoustic tangle]

what do i do if it keeps saying “Rockstar Games Services are unavailable right now.
Please return to the Main Menu and try again later.” it’s been saying it for like 3 days i can’t play online

[scenic arrow]

Barely 5min each without counting the trashy protection of the goods one

[soft sparrow]

havnt seen anyone with more contracts done then me

[marsh widget]

🤤

[weak nexus]

instead of making it Dr dre again and again, different celebrities would be fire

[faint spear]

Content wise its the same, playing experience with like aiming yeah it is better

[weak nexus]

1111 is crazy, no one is beating that

[halcyon bane]

Eldorado

[scenic arrow]

Yk how much for the rights they gonna need to pay

[marsh widget]

Im sicm of these snipers i cant aim properly on it😭

[soft sparrow]

nearly 700 autoshop contracts too

[weak nexus]

I'm sure rockstar can tank it easy if they plan to, they just focused on 6 rn

[weak nexus]

700?!

[soft sparrow]

yeaaa

[sturdy peak]

@thin loom

[weak nexus]

bruh

gg

[scenic arrow]

Bro it could've been Dr Dre and Snoop Dogg Collab,but Rockstar was too cheap for him 😂

[weak nexus]

they should've made Mr Faber Elon musk

[marsh widget]

Yall how to get ocelot virtue?

[weak nexus]

friedlander

dax

[marsh widget]

Is there a letter on the map?

[pale lava]

Why you spamming?

[weak nexus]

I forgot icl

Google it up

[marsh widget]

How am i?

[weak nexus]

think it's completing all first and last dose missions

[marsh widget]

Oh

[pale lava]

"1 message hidden from likely spammer"

[weak nexus]

so prolly start with Ron and then dax

[pale lava]

it shows that for every message you send

[marsh widget]

I dmed alotta ppl

[pale lava]

[scenic arrow]

Hey why I don't see that

[candid torrent]

Oh

[pliant spindle]

1 message hidden from likely spammer

[scenic arrow]

How to put it on

[candid torrent]

Real

[scenic arrow]

Trust issue 🙈

[silver solstice]

will rockstar keep updating online after GTA 6 is released

[candid torrent]

Nah

Gta online dead now anyway

[fierce flower]

i am listening to a banger rn (TB OFF)

ayo

[candid torrent]

I am listening to california girls

[fierce flower]

symbols i guess

[candid torrent]

I'm keeping my name idc 🤷🏿‍♂️

Change nickname rule 7 has a nice ring to it 💊

Lols

[faint spear]

You do realise going on about it will only end with you being punished right

Could've told them in DMs

[small sentinel]

yall is it correct for the bogdan b2b that you get no money as a host?

[faint spear]

Yes, host gets 0

[small sentinel]

but how can you do it for the one person and the other if the other guy doesnt have the facility?

[jagged sedge]

Pc is exempt from this

[fierce flower]

nah they not like dutch

[astral granite]

Are you really a lawyer

[fierce flower]

what do u think

[pliant spindle]

Lose more than win case, trust

[fierce flower]

its not losing or winning its about best outcome

[astral granite]

Idk I was thinking you are fake one

[pliant spindle]

Actually that's good idea

[fierce flower]

yea i am not a lawyer yet 3 more yrs in my 2nd yr

[astral granite]

Ok i hope you be a good one

[pliant spindle]

As long as more cash for him then chance to win case is high

[fierce flower]

nah i hope i be a bad one

[mighty holly]

hi all

[fierce flower]

yo

[pliant spindle]

[astral granite]

Do not say at

[fierce flower]

nah like they bad as in the annoying ones (more money)

[astral granite]

Ok

[leaden mulch]

How do I cancel the doomsday heist

[fierce flower]

the les

Lester

call him

[thick helm]

I got a email saying I breached the coc on psn

[fierce flower]

ayo

[leaden mulch]

Not working it says I have to complete the heist or sum

[fierce flower]

what did u do

[thick helm]

Language

[fierce flower]

yea i guess if its ur first time

[thick helm]

It's my first time

[astral granite]

Chill

[thick helm]

So I don't know if I'm banned

[median otter]

Hi

[fierce flower]

yo

[clear kindle]

Lawyerup

[median otter]

Hi lawyer

[thick helm]

It saids nothing about it

[fierce flower]

yessir

[median otter]

Find any faggio Driver’s?

[fierce flower]

hmm not as of now

[fringe isle]

what is the best weapon to take out oppressor MK2 from ground that has auto aim?

[median otter]

Out of all cars in gta what one would you worhip?

[fierce flower]

explosive sniper

[median otter]

Ppl say marksman

[fringe isle]

i want one with auto aim

[marsh widget]

Is explosice sniper good for sniper 1v1

[fierce flower]

yes

[marsh widget]

I still don have it

[fierce flower]

it kill people under lvl 100 in one shot and also if they not ded they get tripped

[candid torrent]

Oo

[marsh widget]

@fierce flower what is the diff between pc legacy and pc enhanced?

[halcyon bane]

Marksman MK2 with holo sight

[fierce flower]

nothing tbh just some new things

[marsh widget]

Oh

[fierce flower]

and graphics

[halcyon bane]

I’ll have you know I properly capitalised my words thank you very much

[rich sluice]

Enhanced has better loading times than legacy

[fierce flower]

Marksman MK2 with holo sight

[halcyon bane]

[weak nexus]

[fierce flower]

wadup

[candid torrent]

Suh

[weak nexus]

wsg

[plush jolt]

Buy issi fk the faggio

[rich sluice]

Yes

[candid torrent]

Buy both then leave the faggio to rot

[plush jolt]

W mans

[weak nexus]

This guy for president

[rich sluice]

Chaff prevents lock-ons completely flare just defends against 1 missile

[plush jolt]

I like ur style, faggio people are opps

[candid torrent]

Everyone shall get a free issi

[weak nexus]

"is" opps, there's really only one 😭

[plush jolt]

Everyone that joins them

[fierce flower]

hell ya

[plush jolt]

They all become enemy number 1, shoot on sight

[weak nexus]

we got a lawyer 💀

[plush jolt]

We good

[fierce flower]

YESSIR

[weak nexus]

better call ranrekt

[fierce flower]

TELL EM

[plush jolt]

Now we need a bodyguard issi

[candid torrent]

Bello

[fierce flower]

protection from faggio? LOL

[gusty zenith]

Hi

[candid torrent]

Pank you

[fierce flower]

ih

[faint spear]

[plush jolt]

No no, protecting them from me

[candid torrent]

😮‍💨

[fierce flower]

ayo boss calm down lemme bring my TM-02 Khanjali LES FK EM UP REAL GOOD

[candid torrent]

Why use khanjali when you have issi

[gusty zenith]

Urh

[soft sparrow]

imagine seeing 20 flying issi's in your lobby lmao

[delicate sonnet]

Hello guys welcome to grand theft auto 5

[candid torrent]

Wrong this is rdr1

[clear kindle]

@fierce flower you are my lawyer now 😤

[fierce flower]

yea, next question

[plush jolt]

No meed brodi, i got 20 orbitals on call

[delicate sonnet]

LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE TO MY CHANNEL RADDY-L2R YOUTUBE

[fierce flower]

watch that arrogance

[trail jewel]

SON

[plush jolt]

We working on that, trust

[delicate sonnet]

What

[soft sparrow]

hahaha

[candid torrent]

We need a pingu issi

[clear kindle]

You are hired

[delicate sonnet]

What????

[fierce flower]

join issi and i am down

[candid torrent]

Deffo an undercover faggio mod user

[fierce flower]

bro i am one of the highest ISSI ranked crew

[plush jolt]

Our personal lawyer

[fierce flower]

[sacred spindle]

is it more easy to do cayo solo or with people?

[trail jewel]

@plush jolt what have you created 😂

[candid torrent]

Both

[plush jolt]

A curl, an army a family

[fierce flower]

SIR YES SIR!!

[plush jolt]

We wage war against the faggios soooooon

[candid torrent]

I'm saying arrogant is undercover😬

[fierce flower]

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[fierce flower]

yesss

[clear kindle]

evil issi you influenced my lawyer 😭

[plush jolt]

Muahhahaha he our lawyer now

[fierce flower]

I made the deal with the dark side long ago! they own my soul

[weak nexus]

Join us

[candid torrent]

Join us

[fierce flower]

join us

[clear kindle]

So many invitations 😂😂

[candid torrent]

Bun the faggios and join issi

[fierce flower]

Lets us have your soulll

[thick helm]

Is there a mk3?

[fierce flower]

LES GOOOOOOOO

[candid torrent]

I'm the bo'ol wo'ah issi fr

[fierce flower]

Yes its called The ISSI

[candid torrent]

Yez issi

[modern thunder]

Not anymore

[soft sparrow]

and Issi is all you need trust

[clear kindle]

Oo what will I get 😂😂

[candid torrent]

In ISSI we trust

[fierce flower]

for ISSI we shall fall

[thick helm]

I'm might get that workshop today shit looks badass

[plush jolt]

Join us

[fierce flower]

Join us

[plush jolt]

We taking over this server

[thick helm]

I will

[fierce flower]

look how far we have come boss

[plush jolt]

We doing better than the faggios

[pliant spindle]

I don't want go outside clothes shop to see a cultist of ISSI ready to shank me their cars...

[sour galleon]

looks like somalia joined the issi gang

[fierce flower]

That useless shii ITS SHALL BURNNNN

[pliant spindle]

[fierce flower]

bruhhhhhhh

[plush jolt]

Issis on toppppppp

[fierce flower]

i ain't somalian

[plush jolt]

We aint no faggios we the isssissss

[fierce flower]

YESSSS

[fierce flower]

ISSSSIIIIIIIIII FOR LIFEEEE

[candid torrent]

What if

[plush jolt]

True that brodi true that

[candid torrent]

I were to say

[sour galleon]

okay sure man lol

[candid torrent]

||I was a faggio mod user this whole time||

[thick helm]

He's mexican wymmmm

[fierce flower]

BURNNNNNNNNNN

[soft sparrow]

burn the witch

[fierce flower]

YESSSSSSSSSSS

[candid torrent]

I'm a penguin 🍪

Faggios on top cuhh

[sour galleon]

ah i see

[fierce flower]

NOOOOOOOOOOO

[candid torrent]

Issis shall burn

[fierce flower]

Try and do it boy

u shall perish

[candid torrent]

No issi cult shall perish

[fierce flower]

Issi is immortal

[candid torrent]

31st February is when issis shall be gone ✈️

[clear kindle]

I wanna fight with these issi crew 😋

[thick helm]

"Yes daddy"

[candid torrent]

Join the faggios

[fierce flower]

NOOOOO

[fierce flower]

join us

u will get all

[thick helm]

No faggios here

[fierce flower]

LES GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

U alone faggio boi

[faint spear]

Wth

[candid torrent]

I'm telling ya there's some undercover faggios in the issi cult eating away at those in power 😬

[fierce flower]

its just a cult :)

[faint spear]

Yeah ik

[fierce flower]

no we are pure

[subtle mesa]

@pliant spindle bro doomsday cmm??

[sour galleon]

i guess it's time for a duke o death cult

[faint spear]

I was a CEO few months ago

[fierce flower]

hell naw

[faint spear]

MMI was better than issi tbh

[candid torrent]

We will see about tha cuzzeh

[fierce flower]

:(((((((( NOOOO

[candid torrent]

MMI has integrated with faggios 🤫

[fierce flower]

grandma ahh

[clear kindle]

Imma create my own crew and name it trash master 😂😂

[smoky hinge]

TM-01 Khanjali

[candid torrent]

Penguin*

[sour galleon]

cult of whatever vehicles that look cool, excluding issi

[fierce flower]

ISSI is great and has more population every other clut shall perish or join us......

[thick helm]

Apocalypse cult

[next roost]

Plurissibus

[fierce flower]

join us and the world is yours

[sour galleon]

u guys are done i'm forming my anti issi cult

[smoky hinge]

the best fr

[fierce flower]

YESSIR

[candid torrent]

Issis gonna dissappear from the world on the 31st of February 💊

[fierce flower]

the only shi u forming is a headset dent

[thick helm]

Plurissibusi

[smoky hinge]

whats the name of warstock's bus?

[fierce flower]

ISSI

[candid torrent]

Faggio

[faint spear]

The one on the banner?

[smoky hinge]

and the best plane?

[faint spear]

Its a tank

[candid torrent]

Not an issi

[faint spear]

Rhino tank

[sour galleon]

okay son log off discord and go study for the somalian BAR exam

[fierce flower]

can u ban all the people in the faggio cult

[smoky hinge]

the one in habibis edits

[faint spear]

Why

[smoky hinge]

that sucks

[fierce flower]

they are bad :)

[faint spear]

Idk who that is but ok

[faint spear]

No

[fierce flower]

:(

[faint spear]

MMI has control

[smoky hinge]

the warstock city bus

[dapper sphinx]

Passenger bus or prison bus?

[faint spear]

No MMI > no issi's

[dapper sphinx]

Bus

[smoky hinge]

passenger

[thick helm]

Busi issi uni

[fierce flower]

[faint spear]

No issi's > no ISSI cult

[smoky hinge]

js bus?

[dapper sphinx]

Yeah it's just Bus

[fierce flower]

No IssI no gta online

[candid torrent]

Gta online will be perfectly fine without issis dw

[fierce flower]

with u too

[candid torrent]

No one uses em anyway

[smoky hinge]

Bus>issi

[faint spear]

Ngl, I don't think many would notice if there was no issi npcs around

[fierce flower]

People with great taste do

[faint spear]

I barely see them nowadays

[candid torrent]

People with paste?

[fierce flower]

because only the pure can use it

[fierce flower]

ayo

[dapper sphinx]

I'm gonna buy an Issi just so i can blow it up

[smoky hinge]

they js use it to replay glitch

[faint spear]

What if I just sell my issi I have rn

[candid torrent]

Real

[faint spear]

I was gnna anyways, waste of a spot

[halcyon bane]

Ayo this starting to sound like a whole other regime

[soft sparrow]

wow

[fierce flower]

YES

[smoky hinge]

they didnt started to send the "impure" to camp trips

[halcyon bane]

Not yet

[fierce flower]

soon enough

we will rule

[halcyon bane]

[fierce flower]

all shall be ISSI

[smoky hinge]

js emmigrate to Austria

and then to Munich

[fierce flower]

join us

sell us ur soul

[smoky hinge]

nah, bus is better

[candid torrent]

Issis will never rule

They're too dookie

[fierce flower]

you should not talk about faggio users' mom like that

[smoky hinge]

yh, now im team isis

*issi

[fierce flower]

LES GOOO

[fierce flower]

AYO

[smoky hinge]

not isis, isis is fckin bad

[soft sparrow]

horrible mistype that hahahha

[smoky hinge]

ik

[summer tapir]

[fierce flower]

one more pure dude

[fierce flower]

join ISSI

[summer tapir]

isis?

[candid torrent]

That's some terrorist group

[versed venture]

Should I buy the toreador or the vigilante

[fierce flower]

yes the car we are a cult that consider it pure

[sour galleon]

yeah issi cult is literally isis

[fierce flower]

NO

[fierce flower]

ISSI

[summer tapir]

put me in coach

[paper hazel]

@fierce flower the best one in town~

[candid torrent]

Both

[keen isle]

what does JP do?

[halcyon bane]

Missions Vigi, PvP/Freemode Toreador

[candid torrent]

Nowt

[sour galleon]

@fierce flower u isis' lawyer?

[fierce flower]

LES GO just add ISSI in ur name

[fierce flower]

YESSIR

[glossy hedge]

how to link your discord

[fierce flower]

yes

[keen isle]

huh

[faint spear]

!claim

[placid hemlock]

To claim the free 500k, you need to link your Social Club account to your Discord account here. Then use the /claim command in the OFFICIAL Rockstar Discord server (#gta-online message, then https://discord.com/channels/618327687701725194/1445095873288601670) and it will be deposited into your account within 72 hours.

[versed venture]

Thanks, do you seem to know which one can stand more rockets?

[candid torrent]

JP does nothing unless you're doing playlists

[summer tapir]

[halcyon bane]

The toreador can take more rockets vigi is dead in one

[keen isle]

oh okayt

[fierce flower]

EYYY new member here

[paper hazel]

Aye we got another~

[fierce flower]

🥹

[subtle mesa]

Isisi lord 💀let me change my name

[flint knoll]

Tryna run sum gta?

[subtle mesa]

[fierce flower]

YES

[mighty isle]

boah

[paper hazel]

Let's go~

[mighty isle]

whatchu u changing ur name for now

[fierce flower]

join us come on

[plush jolt]

Issi on top

[fierce flower]

we got 3 new members

[mighty isle]

who is you?

[fierce flower]

in 10 mins

[fast belfry]

Guys is vigilante good for missions

[plush jolt]

Bro putting in work, my G

[plush jolt]

Issi better

[fierce flower]

i am one of the pure and i wna make u pure too! JOIN ISSI

[safe plank]

why issi so good

[fast belfry]

Mini Cooper?

[paper hazel]

Join up and find out

[rich sluice]

need players to join me doing my heist actual people that know what they are doing and no bafoons that play with one hand

[plush jolt]

Yes

[subtle mesa]

Bro fleeca?

[mighty isle]

the car brand in gta?

[fresh magnet]

@rich sluice, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #pc-e｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #pc-e｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #pc-e｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #pc-e｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #pc-e｜other-lfg

Requested by: @trail jewel

[fast belfry]

But doesn’t vigilante have missle

[paper hazel]

ISSIMortal Cat Sage has a nice ring too it

[mighty isle]

what does the panto enthusiast have to say about this

[fierce flower]

it is... it is a beauty when i am near one i forget about the sinful world when i am near one i am at peace. AND i wna share that with every one of you

[mighty isle]

or maybe it does?

[candid torrent]

Faggio better ngl

[plush jolt]

Pffff who needs those when u can rko people

[sour galleon]

yep but they dont understand

[fast belfry]

Does Mini Cooper have missle

[paper hazel]

I'd understand not being blessed by Issi why you would think that

[plush jolt]

It has mortar and dual mini guns

[humble iris]

Im gonna buy the tongva mansion ive made my decision lets goooo

[lapis pond]

some of these awards pmo, run rabbit run FIVE times?!

[plush jolt]

Mines

[fast belfry]

Ohhh but vigilante boost

[fierce flower]

he is a witch we shall burn him

[plush jolt]

Issi can fly

[candid torrent]

I've been in the issi cult it's too boring faggios better

[coral stone]

I jst carried someone in cayo for only 15 percent dude

Insane

[fast belfry]

Let me watch YouTube on issi

[plush jolt]

Arena issi

[paper hazel]

You can you just have to change your name to Issi and it suddenly launches yt trust

[fast belfry]

What that

[fast belfry]

Ohhh

[lapis pond]

what is issi?

[fierce flower]

ISSI SHAL REIGN

[lapis pond]

humble me

[paper hazel]

Life

[candid torrent]

Issis are liars

[fierce flower]

peace

[fast belfry]

How to get issi

[candid torrent]

By buying a faggio

[fierce flower]

soo many of em

[tropic raptor]

Steal it on Road

[fierce flower]

buy any

[fast belfry]

This confusing

I am new to gta

[fierce flower]

internet

[fast belfry]

Wait ur name issi

The guy from Lorax

[tropic raptor]

You still have time
Quit it

[fierce flower]

yes we are a cult we love ISSI

[sour galleon]

don't it's for ppl who have a fear of showers

[paper hazel]

There is a car in game called Issi, best vehicle period

[fast belfry]

This is very contradictory

[fierce flower]

with the name slop.. don't talk bout showers

[paper hazel]

Honestly best advice

[candid torrent]

Best advice out there highkey

[fierce flower]

he is a fool

[fast belfry]

Yes

I started like 3 week ago

[lapis pond]

right right so its actually just a vehicle? a crap one at that?

[fast belfry]

I just buy oppressor mk2 because TikTok says it good

[lapis pond]

mr bean ahh car

[fierce flower]

no its life

[candid torrent]

Issis are so dookie dw you'll be fine without one

[fierce flower]

WATCH YOUR MOUTH MORTAL

[fast belfry]

Can I be mr bean in gta v

Like san andreas

[lapis pond]

ong could be go hard at the bennys

[candid torrent]

Didn't you guys have your crew colour as Mr beans green to make his mini cooper in game 🤔

[fast belfry]

Have a good day guys

You guys seem like nice lads

[tropic raptor]

Night?

[fast belfry]

Timezones

[tropic raptor]

Ofc

[fast belfry]

Good night too

[humble iris]

I have 250k in total the mansion ate all my money

[paper hazel]

Sleep well, rest easy lil cherubs whoever was going to bed

[fast belfry]

Yes

[tropic raptor]

Get a Champagne for 100K

[fast belfry]

I made it to 6 months in this day and age

[candid torrent]

2 champagnes

[tropic raptor]

That works too

[candid torrent]

Then 50k at casino

[tropic raptor]

And then you'll be at 0

[rich sluice]

Love

[candid torrent]

Not if you know how to manipulation the 3 card pokers with magic and faggios

[placid solar]

Are Cayo Perico treasure chests bugged? Cause I went to every single spawn location and there were no chests

[tropic raptor]

Are they even worth doing ?
And also what is that ??

[sour isle]

Yo can sb help me make money

[candid torrent]

Maybe in 2045

[fast belfry]

How

[placid solar]

No, but I need 10 for my career path. I've only found 3 so far over a year.

[sour isle]

Chill out

[tropic raptor]

Send your Resume
We'll help find you a job

[rich sluice]

Soooo

[candid torrent]

Right then it'll be 2050

[terse pine]

what about me

[terse pine]

hi diva

[fast belfry]

You girl seem like a nice wolad

[terse pine]

thanks manwo

[candid torrent]

Suh

[rich sluice]

Poooo

[terse pine]

wuhsuh

[sour isle]

Yo bro gots to help me I don't know how to use this app like that 😂😂

[terse pine]

none of that potty language here!

[fast belfry]

No problem

[rich sluice]

Okoooo

[fast belfry]

Do white girls like Asians

[terse pine]

look at k-pop fans then ask

[candid torrent]

Go to #ps5｜other-lfg and try asking for money help there

[rich sluice]

Maybe

[fast belfry]

Are u a white girl

[terse pine]

he looks like it

[rich sluice]

Asian dude

[candid torrent]

In an alternative universe yes

[tropic raptor]

Who are Asians exactly? Like Chinese Korean Japanese?
Or like Brown Peps?

[fast belfry]

I don’t know chinese

[halcyon bane]

Asian girls like white guys

[fast belfry]

Hello I’m asian

[terse pine]

i like guys taller than me

[fast belfry]

Interesting

[fast belfry]

Heightpill

[rich sluice]

Make me ur love....

[fast belfry]

Go shoot ur shot

[tropic raptor]

Everyone is taller than 5.1 Ft

[halcyon bane]

ts like the bare minimum up your standards twin

[candid torrent]

You're like 4'8 everyone's taller than you

[rich sluice]

Sure

[terse pine]

how did you actualy know that

[fast belfry]

Why

[tropic raptor]

I literally live with you

[dark dune]

Yeah I got a response from R* and they said that I received the payout I was supposed to receive. I asked them how that was the case given that you can't allocate people 0% in heists and then another person came back asking for how much I was supposed to receive. I dont know how much I am supposed to get from a normal Cayo heist, pink diamond primary, full gold loot (duos).

[clear kindle]

I'm a dwarf 🤓

[terse pine]

pls i’m scared now pls don’t live with me

[terse pine]

we know.

[fast belfry]

Guys how do I grow taller

[tropic raptor]

Tyrion Lannister

[rich sluice]

Sure

[tropic raptor]

Water your legs twice a day

[terse pine]

stay inside all day, only eat chips and bacon, play gtao 16 hours a day

[fast belfry]

But I’m not a flower

[rich sluice]

Y u don't have legacy edition

[fast belfry]

This is not healthy

[terse pine]

you’re right. you’re a bush.

[tropic raptor]

That's what she said

[terse pine]

yes it is!

[candid torrent]

Buy a faggio it'll increase your height by 10 inches

[azure hill]

Wear heels