gta-online

[jagged sedge]

Oh I thought he was asking about how to be normal in chat

[torpid gorge]

how can i enable

[glacial slate]

Omg i got upvoted

[stiff granite]

you canttttt

[soft sparrow]

same lmaooo

[glacial slate]

Like a certain someone else should

[torpid gorge]

how other people do chat in public

[stiff granite]

i thought that was a point lowkey

they do it on legacy

yo

[soft sparrow]

o/

[vestal plinth]

how to get 5k on story mode fast ?

[royal totem]

i am allergic to being sober due to ya trying to rob me

[stiff granite]

rob stores

[torpid gorge]

how other people do

[vestal plinth]

idk why i dont have it there

[trail jewel]

@stiff granite how much is the most you earned from doing b2b? I did 40m b2b the whole day once in one go, i did it with the guy zach 😂

[zenith sinew]

any1 oce on pc

[stiff granite]

i think somewhere around 30

i usually get bored after 10 of them

[weak nexus]

[trail jewel]

i was grinding so much

[trail jewel]

Same

[zenith sinew]

ANY1 OCE

ANY1 OCE

ANY1 OCE

ANY1 OCE

[soft sparrow]

no bruh stop it

[zenith sinew]

ok took u long enough to respond

[soft sparrow]

you cant be real

[trail jewel]

Yh

[weak nexus]

not me

[stiff granite]

[dapper sphinx]

Took over 3 hours but got it locked in, think this is a record

[rich sluice]

[dapper sphinx]

For 1 setup

[stiff granite]

dre should give us his itali GTB

[soft sparrow]

nah ill keep mine on F1s thank you

[dapper sphinx]

[tranquil snow]

@drowsy cairn

[zenith sinew]

hop on

[trail jewel]

Nah

[zenith sinew]

xbox in big 26 shut the trap lil jit

[charred rune]

Yo rover I'm on pc

[zenith sinew]

join up

[soft sparrow]

you ok?

[charred rune]

How lol I'm new to this 🤣

[stiff granite]

let me buy?

[soft sparrow]

sure add Doemvoe and invite me

[stiff granite]

sent

[zenith sinew]

u on xbox dawgalicioous

[dapper sphinx]

Xbox goated

Esp X|S

[soft sparrow]

not talking to you am I?

[zenith sinew]

sorry champ

[dapper sphinx]

Ain't no way a floridian dissing the best platform

[soft sparrow]

its fine id be mad too if i gotta deal with modders everytime i load up gta

[zenith sinew]

floridian?

[zenith sinew]

never see one lil jit

[dapper sphinx]

You using the word Jit unless you a poser

[royal rune]

what is dawgalicious

[soft sparrow]

so?

[zenith sinew]

what is this profile pic

[trail jewel]

y'all really just hating bro

[next roost]

stop talking switzerland

[zenith sinew]

u have a skull on ur profile, ur 12 and lower ur tone when u talk to me

[bold drum]

in reality they have a kink for one another

[dapper sphinx]

All platforms got pros and cons

[trail jewel]

yeah

[dapper sphinx]

I'm way more than double that

[stiff granite]

@soft sparrow down to run a drag race too so i can get 4/4?

[zenith sinew]

ew

get off discord unc

[rich sluice]

😭

[trail jewel]

Hey zaya

[dapper sphinx]

[rich sluice]

hello

[bold drum]

it's true no? they talk sm about eachother it's like romeo and juliet

[soft sparrow]

sure

[zenith sinew]

is ts tuff in europe dawg 😭😭🙏

[bold drum]

did i offend your kinks, sorry boo

[rich sluice]

HAHAH

[zenith sinew]

alright diddyblud in ohio

[bold drum]

Romance story BOUND to happen

[dapper sphinx]

I live where VI is based not EU

Stop making PC players look toxic by dissing consoles

[trail jewel]

imagine you can find your house 👀

[zenith sinew]

so would job applications

[dapper sphinx]

That would be scary realistic, imagine

[zenith sinew]

so ur floridian?

[trail jewel]

exactly!!

[zenith sinew]

do u know how recreations work bro

[soft sparrow]

how many you need?

[lavish slate]

!gta

[fresh magnet]

Please keep the chatter relevant to GTA and refrain from spamming or LFGing.

For non-GTA chatting, please visit #community

Requested by: @lavish slate

[stiff granite]

just 1

[warm hedge]

No one cares lester

[coral fiber]

wait yall be playing gta?

[bold drum]

no sorry, i like them filthy rich like franklin

need to have atleast 3 mansions and allat

[zenith sinew]

brothinks hes getting sum in a gta server

[rich sluice]

No we are in this server for a different reason

[bold drum]

go do your chores lil muchacho

[warm hedge]

This anit a dating server

[bold drum]

no, this a gta server

[zenith sinew]

she wont be here unc 😭

[coral fiber]

Jes cmon...thats like the bare minimum

[zenith sinew]

pepe in 2026

[warm hedge]

ts all cornballs

[coral fiber]

you need at least 7 mansions icl

[warm hedge]

anyone listen to peak

[bold drum]

true true, need to have atleast 20 bitcoin and they need to give me 2

[stiff granite]

@soft sparrow preciate it

[soft sparrow]

np

[coral fiber]

See at least someone gets it

[zenith sinew]

anime profile pic aw hell nah

[warm hedge]

you got none of that

[bold drum]

do you know how i can get the blazer lifeguard ?

[coral fiber]

Yeah ive got like 50 bucks dude

[zenith sinew]

ur not getting any either shlawg

[bold drum]

not blazer the van sorry

[soft sparrow]

nailed every shift for once lol

[warm hedge]

Yeesh

[coral fiber]

I have a girlfriend lmao 😭

[zenith sinew]

cap

[warm hedge]

Nah you lying

[bold drum]

not cap she's my long long long lost cousin

[stiff granite]

i had them all as well but crashed lmao

[zenith sinew]

send a pic of ur sack to prove it

[coral fiber]

I dont think gta online players can fathom the idea of another gta online player to have a relationship

[royal zealot]

Agreed

[stiff granite]

@soft sparrow what else you got?

[soft sparrow]

about 375 other modded cars would take a while lmao

[stiff granite]

damnnn

i have like 5 lmao

[royal zealot]

Bro caught all the validation for next 48 hours

[royal rune]

people hate what they can't have / don't have its just envy or jealousy in a way

[soft sparrow]

i tried naming them all and instead of just a normal chat it send a file

[little pulsar]

B-but that would mean going outside?

[stiff granite]

yeah it’s too many characters

[little pulsar]

And socialising?

[coral fiber]

Some of these mfs would prefer a panther statue instead of a relationship 😭

[royal zealot]

Nah fr. They lack the capabilities necessary to achieve what they want so they behave like a child

[stiff granite]

i have a panther statue and i’m willing to trade it for a relationship

@bold drum are you down

[bold drum]

fuck yeah

wait hold up, why you gotta go for me straight away?

why im i the target audience here

[stiff granite]

[little pulsar]

A gf isn’t going to make me millions in fictional fake land 🤫🤫.

[bold drum]

[royal rune]

thats why Pavel left his ex wife

[royal zealot]

But if she could 🤤 almost up there wit a wife who genuinely loves you and stay with you at your worst

[stiff granite]

@soft sparrow take me to a few garages?

[little pulsar]

W big up Pavel.

[coral fiber]

Even lester got some play at the end of diamond casino if he can you can too

[royal rune]

pavel is a true homie ong fr ong

[soft sparrow]

[bold drum]

why need wife when you have a submarine

[royal zealot]

🗣️🗣️🗣️

[little pulsar]

Yeah that’s cool and all but I cook and wash the dishes myself.

[safe plank]

When a neuclear submarine. When aircraft carrier.

[little pulsar]

The Soviets didn’t deserve him.

[coral fiber]

seems like mr rubio is getting back in his helicopter just like last time

[safe plank]

An aircraft carrier would be dope actually.

[bold drum]

it has to be $200m

[halcyon bane]

>>>>

[mint turret]

One thing for sure, El Rubio doesn't learn from his mistakes

[little pulsar]

Game about stealing cars < Off Brand Arma

[coral fiber]

I dont get why we dont just buy a cutting torch and plasma cutter, he never says that they are "untraceable" so

[bold drum]

@exotic pike can i help you? you added me

[royal zealot]

[bold drum]

CAN YOU ANSWER ABOUT THE DAMN LIFEGUARD VAN?

[coral fiber]

JESUS IM SORRY

[mint turret]

It's not easy to find on sale probably.

[coral fiber]

you just gotta buy it from simeon

[little pulsar]

They can analyse the diameter of the glass cut and use Plot Armourology to find the exact make and model and then kill you.

[bold drum]

plus he states that rubio can track the items so aslong as it wasn't purschased by you, you should be fine

[coral fiber]

im pretty sure you can buy it from simeon

[royal zealot]

OOH a profile that has a hot girl in the banner and profile pic! I wanna see where this goes!

Bro go outside and talk to women its 100% better

[little pulsar]

Temper temper.

[mint turret]

Pavel even destroy all equipment after heist is done ,so el rubio doesn't trace us

[bold drum]

it's a very NEED vehicle

[coral fiber]

just get one of the e boys that are simping for you to find out how to get it lmao 😭

[lavish slate]

!drama

[fresh magnet]

Drama has no place here. If you have issues with someone, please message @pallid plover.

Requested by: @lavish slate

[royal zealot]

Oh yeah abuse the cayo perico replay glitch

[bold drum]

😬 i just want the lifeguard vehicle

[little pulsar]

Why are we so worried about Mr Rubio tracking us we have the arsenal of a fucking NATO Forward Operating Base literally what the fuck is he gonna do.

[coral fiber]

Yeah, you can BUY IT FROM SIMEONNN

[bold drum]

you can't it's never been in the shop

[cinder tendon]

We also have a space laser

[bold drum]

you can only get it from a mission and i don't even know which one

[azure hill]

He will call you a racist

[little pulsar]

Literally all Mr Rubio has is an island and a Huey with Door Guns.

[mellow smelt]

Guys any mk1 pvp player who can give tips to me pls I am new to mk1 pvp

[halcyon bane]

Cargo Ship Robbery but I don’t think you can save it from that anymore

[coral fiber]

Just looked at a video on it, its not possible to get nymore

[bold drum]

but still means some people might still have it meaning purchasable through car meet? or have they implemented the same as cop cars

[halcyon bane]

Have to wait till it shows up in Simeon’s or find some to sell to you at lscm

[gusty lintel]

hello gta 5 community

[mint turret]

Learn by experience

[bold drum]

yeah but to find someone with it, seems rather impossible

[mellow smelt]

But any tips to get started?

[little pulsar]

Hello chat.

[cinder tendon]

Hello heist guy

[gusty lintel]

chaterino

[halcyon bane]

Yeah it’s rough 😭 I have but on p5 🥀

[gusty lintel]

dude i am the heist guy

[tough barn]

Can anyone help me with the casino heist

[azure hill]

I have the mk1 but not a pvper with it

[bold drum]

awh man

[next roost]

No I am

[gusty lintel]

tony go away ur a homo

[cinder tendon]

That’s why I said hello heist guy

[mellow smelt]

Ohh

[bold drum]

[azure hill]

!lfg

[coral fiber]

Do any of you other pc players use kbm or controller? I used to play ps5 so I play controller but I use free aim, not sure about kbm players tho

[fresh magnet]

@tough barn, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Casino: #pc-l｜casino-lfg

Requested by: @azure hill

[little pulsar]

Sounds like something Ned Flanders would say 😭.

[gusty lintel]

yes and im him

[tough barn]

I'm failing to make it through

[gusty lintel]

i see myself in him sometimes

[mellow smelt]

Btw what is the easiest way to defeat a mk2 player

[cinder tendon]

Which one

[gusty lintel]

toreador

[mellow smelt]

Cheap option pls

[cinder tendon]

Ryuji

[stiff granite]

@soft sparrow u buy all these or do the merges yourself?

[bold drum]

i don't, im not into doing all that 🙂

[gusty lintel]

get good with c4

[mellow smelt]

Pls cheap option

[royal zealot]

Nevermind

[mellow smelt]

Ohhhhh How?

[little pulsar]

Next time just come in with “Howdy Diddly Chatterino!”.

[royal zealot]

…

[soft sparrow]

Most are merged

[gusty lintel]

wdym how, u throw the bomb at them

[cinder tendon]

I believe sparrow can evade opressor missles

[little pulsar]

Throw and make it explo near bad person.

[gusty lintel]

and detonate

[mellow smelt]

Ohhhhh thanks

[mellow smelt]

Bad person?

[bold drum]

do you have the lifeguard van or know anyone that does?

[little pulsar]

You can throw while aiming too.

[coral fiber]

Yeah bad person

[little pulsar]

Person you’re fighting.

[mellow smelt]

But I want to fight and sparrows missiles are bad

[gusty lintel]

which one

[azure hill]

Do cayo b2b and you'll get mk2 easily

[mellow smelt]

Ohhh

[little pulsar]

Idk have you tried throwing a bomb at them.

[cinder tendon]

There’s no cheap option then

[mellow smelt]

I already have a mk2

[bold drum]

bright yellow with the board on top

[bold drum]

not sure that would secure the vehicle

[azure hill]

Then why u want tips for mk1

[mellow smelt]

I love the mk1

[zenith sinew]

anyone here lowk take their pants off and swing it like a propeller

[azure hill]

Alright

[bold drum]

[gusty lintel]

no longer available legit, gotta use a menu for that

[azure hill]

[coral fiber]

May I ask why youd even want the lifeguard van?

[mellow smelt]

I believe that mk1 is better than mk2 if u are skilled enough

[bold drum]

collectible

[azure hill]

"if"

[gusty lintel]

only in gta

[cinder tendon]

Yeah

[bold drum]

some people still have it

[halcyon bane]

all the time twin

[mellow smelt]

Ik that's why tips

[coral fiber]

Oh lmao fair enough

[zenith sinew]

afk dawnkey

[formal sentinel]

does the car wash safe still fills up if the heat is max

[bold drum]

you can get the ATV on the beach but the van you can't

[gusty lintel]

yea cuz they either got it not legit or they somehow still have it from when it was on warstock

[azure hill]

Just pvp with toreador

[little pulsar]

No it does not.

[cinder tendon]

No

[bold drum]

yes and i need it asap

[zenith sinew]

ok dark passenger 😭💔✌️

[pliant spindle]

If 3 of it max, no, make sure one of it not full heat yet

[bold drum]

i'd literally do anything for that van

[gusty lintel]

im sure someone will give it

[bold drum]

[little pulsar]

Are you doing a baywatch rp or something.

[gusty lintel]

lmao

[bold drum]

no i just want the lifeguard van

[mellow smelt]

I am tired of doing a cayo everyday

[gusty lintel]

baywatch rp is insane

[mellow smelt]

I do a cayo everyday

[desert pasture]

how to make my car dont go into damn drift every time i turn?

[soft sparrow]

ive got it on F1s but I dont play gta on pc

[cinder tendon]

Do Dre

[bold drum]

lifeguard van

[stiff granite]

send a nc invite

[trail jewel]

when i played gta everyday i did at least 10 cayos everyday

[mellow smelt]

No agency

[bold drum]

[cinder tendon]

Buy agency pls

[soft sparrow]

leave ur ceo

[coral fiber]

namagofuckyourself

[bold drum]

you on ps i need it on enhanced

[mellow smelt]

YEA I FORGOT TO TELL YOU 2 DAYS AGO I HAD 8MIL BUT DUE TO MK1 RESEARCH I LOST7. 5MIL

[azure hill]

How do you have an mk2 but not a toreador

[warm hedge]

Imagine

[azure hill]

HOLY

[mellow smelt]

Because I asked suggestion for grinding vehicle

[lavish slate]

What car is it

[bold drum]

since when do you need to do research for the MK1

[mellow smelt]

THAT'S WHY RESEARCH IS THE WORST OPTION

[lavish slate]

The missiles

[azure hill]

Yeah...

[desert pasture]

ocelot virtue

[cinder tendon]

Do Cayo two more time and get agency it’s on god worth it

[mellow smelt]

Mk1 missiles

[halcyon bane]

Time to get a p5

[bold drum]

i never did research for mine...

[lavish slate]

oh, that car spins out easily

[little pulsar]

There’s this pretty niche technique in driving called ‘braking’ which helps to slow the car down, making it more controllable during manoeuvres and turns.

[coral fiber]

Just look in #pc-e｜vehicles-lfg until someone gets one

[bold drum]

already got one just don't use it

[lavish slate]

The mk1

[azure hill]

Still researching for ballistic

[cinder tendon]

Get agency

[azure hill]

All I get is car customizations for cars I don't have

[mellow smelt]

If u will scroll back in messages, I was shouting in the group

[stiff granite]

“i have an iphone but my mom doesn’t let me bring it to school”

[royal rune]

i think we are more worried about Mr.Faber because el rubio works for faber

[gusty lintel]

hehe

[bold drum]

i use it for story games

[mellow smelt]

I had bought the mk1 before mk2

[charred pulsar]

Yo guyz arent we supposed to get 650k at the end of last dose missions?

[cinder tendon]

Get agency

[cinder tendon]

Get agency

[azure hill]

stop spamming

[gusty lintel]

ding dong

[muted charm]

Hello all

[fathom vessel]

Someone have hack ?

[little pulsar]

Ok and we smoke the shit out of the people he sends to our mansion.

[mellow smelt]

Btw am I going too fast for a lvl 62?

[azure hill]

ban

[cinder tendon]

What is it Hank

[gusty lintel]

go away indian

[crisp gate]

Someone tried scamming me but they scammed them self

[charred pulsar]

I did not get the 650k😭😭

[muted charm]

Hello Dexter

[azure hill]

Yes,I'm level 72 with a toreador, vigilante,mk1,mk2

[gusty lintel]

skill issue

[charred pulsar]

Maybe

[gusty lintel]

like a good boy

[cinder tendon]

I’m level 73 and I have an agency

[mellow smelt]

I said too fast

[bold drum]

vigi is goated

[azure hill]

[cinder tendon]

But food

[azure hill]

fr

[charred pulsar]

What am i supposed to doo

[gusty lintel]

'

[muted charm]

I have none of those vehicles. I am currently saving up for the agency

[azure hill]

me too

[gusty lintel]

ur still a good boy

[desert pasture]

man i got only mk1 and ocelot for 80 lvl

[cinder tendon]

Do contract

[mellow smelt]

ONCE I WAS ALSO HAD 10MIL BUT I SPEND IT BUYING MK2

[bold drum]

what modded cars you got rn?

[crisp gate]

Iam level 102 and only have stupid expensive car

[azure hill]

Yes you are

[cinder tendon]

I have only one expensiveish car and that’s the Hackhochu drag with hsw

[gusty lintel]

i only mod at los santos customs

[bold drum]

yeah but what good looking cars you got rn

[mellow smelt]

Ohhh so should I slow down?

[gusty lintel]

the one with me on it

[azure hill]

no

[pseudo portal]

can somone help me to set up the Diamond Casino Heist

[coral fiber]

i modded the gta+ car from this month

[bold drum]

oh darling that's a shitbox not a good vehicle

[crisp gate]

I have banshee hsw ramp buggy truffade adder rhino tank

[bold drum]

[mellow smelt]

Best vehicle is trustie bati 801

[azure hill]

Is deveste eight hsw good?

[crisp gate]

Nah, ramp buggy clears

[dapper sphinx]

A legend

[cinder tendon]

Rhino tank is ass

[gusty lintel]

so cool dude

[crisp gate]

Its cool tho

[cinder tendon]

It is ngl

[soft sparrow]

dont mind the next 2 garages lmaooo

[azure hill]

Khanjali is better

[mellow smelt]

BEST BIKE IS FAGIO

[soft sparrow]

i just like the car ok

[pseudo portal]

can somone help me to set up the Diamond Casino Heist

[gusty lintel]

faggio*

[coral fiber]

whats the best car for wheelies?

[crisp gate]

I dont have a facility

[gusty lintel]

no, indian

[mellow smelt]

Thanks I didn't knew

[gusty lintel]

the bike

[pseudo portal]

what?

[gusty lintel]

know*

[coral fiber]

#pc-e｜casino-lfg

[gusty lintel]

moderwaiter

[mellow smelt]

I said knewfor past

[gusty lintel]

[gusty lintel]

still wrong, it's " i didn't know"

[bold drum]

LMAO

[coral fiber]

[halcyon bane]

You don’t have the roles

[gusty lintel]

skill issue

[bold drum]

the smart people are nowhere present in this server

[gusty lintel]

yo we got 007 in here

[bold drum]

holyyy dumb

[azure hill]

!lfg

[mellow smelt]

Ok u win I don't want to fight about grammar in a gta v server,

[fresh magnet]

@pseudo portal, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Casino: #pc-e｜casino-lfg

Requested by: @azure hill

[gusty lintel]

good boy

[halcyon bane]

Oh so you stupid stupid

[bold drum]

@gusty lintel he's talking about you

[gusty lintel]

im the queen?

[mellow smelt]

Didn't asked your opinion

[bold drum]

you haven't payed me once

[stiff granite]

@soft sparrow your garages are worth more than my total income and spent combined

[halcyon bane]

Yessir

[soft sparrow]

mines 1.2B

[gusty lintel]

buttlicker

[bold drum]

i don't take food coupons but thanks

[stiff granite]

mines 500m

[gusty lintel]

get your money up not ur funny up

[keen oracle]

I agree, one of my walls from Clash of Clans costs more than his vehicles from his garage

[jagged sedge]

@wooden nymph #ps5｜cayo-perico-lfg

[gusty lintel]

rupees*

[bold drum]

[gusty lintel]

yo when can we do valuta exchange in gta online

[next roost]

Mods please boot jim lindsay into the void

[gusty lintel]

that would be insane

im from agartha

[mellow smelt]

Bruh bro is acusing everyone to be indian

[small sentinel]

hey can i own multiple hangars? If not can i trade one in for another like with the nightclubs?

[gusty lintel]

accusing*

[bold drum]

yes you can own multiple

[gusty lintel]

i mean what i said

[mellow smelt]

Anything else?

[next roost]

you might wanna elaborate more

[coral fiber]

two glasses of milk please

[bold drum]

why you adding me, you give me the creeps

[gusty lintel]

im the milk molester dude

[small sentinel]

wait what is it one said i can own multiple but you say i cant lol

[bold drum]

i don't need money

[gusty lintel]

give me it

[sour galleon]

everytime i come into this chat its either molesting or issi glazing

[soft sparrow]

Just Mansions left

[bold drum]

issi is the best car though so why we complaining

[next roost]

Well technically you can own a normal hangar and the mckenzie hangar -> multiple hangar

[gusty lintel]

yea im giving it to charity

[small sentinel]

aight thanks

[sour galleon]

not everyone can fit tho think of the poor obese ppl

[gusty lintel]

weird.

[bold drum]

true

[bronze lynx]

they go on top

duhh

[coral fiber]

wowowowwowoowwowowowwo

[gusty lintel]

dude how are u poor and obese, like how do u afford all the food

[gusty lintel]

oh wait, ebt

[bronze lynx]

crack addicts are poor but always find a way to score. lessons there

[coral fiber]

crack? where

[gusty lintel]

thats the prosperity church, dont believe in that shit, in the real church u give what ur heart desires

[halcyon bane]

Crack addicts are my inspiration

[bronze lynx]

between the cushions

[bold drum]

In my trunk

[stiff granite]

i’m gonna grind to 100m and buy some shit just don’t know when 😂

[gusty lintel]

i know from experience

[median otter]

Hi

[bold drum]

Yeah

[coral fiber]

Mine now

[bronze lynx]

hey wait a minute why do we worship the issi

[bold drum]

Nooo my beds

[median otter]

Dexter 😍

[stiff granite]

yes

[gusty lintel]

not we, they do

[stiff granite]

we

[bronze lynx]

neither of these are answers

[gusty lintel]

dont include me in this bs

[median otter]

We are holy. You can join the issi mafia if you want

[stiff granite]

[bold drum]

No I’m going to lay down and doom scroll

[median otter]

Lol 😂

[bronze lynx]

ok but why is it holy

[halcyon bane]

You’re included

[coral fiber]

ill give you gta crack for the crack in your trunk okay

[median otter]

Check dms

[gusty lintel]

no kisses, only tonight

[stiff granite]

[bold drum]

Oh? Is that so

[gusty lintel]

james, close ur pie hole

[sour galleon]

they eat the rats

[small reef]

Is there a way to get to the compound by foot? It wont let me through the gate

[coral fiber]

yes

[gusty lintel]

the cats and the dogs too

[stiff granite]

you like that huh

[small reef]

Am doing Cayo btw

[bold drum]

If you say so

[gusty lintel]

dont shy away from u LOVING it

[soft sparrow]

sure haha lemme know when you do wanna get some

[halcyon bane]

Nuh uh

[gusty lintel]

or i will do it for u

[halcyon bane]

Make me

🫣

[stiff granite]

thanks man these people just be gatekeeping their shit it’s so annoying

[bold drum]

Yours?

[gusty lintel]

[coral fiber]

LESS GOOO

[bronze lynx]

if you kill the guards around it one of them should have a key to let you in the side doors iirc

[soft sparrow]

gatekeeping cars is aids lmao its just a car

[halcyon bane]

[stiff granite]

deadass

[bold drum]

[gusty lintel]

[royal rune]

you are the army !

[fierce flower]

yolo

[small reef]

Yeah but can i get on the island without needing to go through does gates under water? Like is there a way to get on it by foot and then to the compound?

[bold drum]

Okay bye dorks

[sour galleon]

so you’re mexican not somalian

[halcyon bane]

[elfin relic]

Shut up begger

[fierce flower]

sell me your soul

[gusty lintel]

[bronze lynx]

oh uh. no? you need to get on island with one of the available appoach vehicles no matter what

[bold drum]

Misspelled. You can’t get nothing no more. Go learn grammar

[sour galleon]

gladly i’m broke anyway

[terse pine]

that’s funny btw

[elfin relic]

!rule 10

[fierce flower]

JOIN THE ISSI CULT

[fresh magnet]

GTA Online Discord - Rule 10

Advertising, begging and trading are prohibited. Exceptions apply to trading of strictly in-game GTA content or services (e.g., "Help me sell crates and I will help you with your heists").

Requested by

@elfin relic

[lunar radish]

@terse pine hey makki

[terse pine]

look, zinnia is back

[gusty lintel]

tuff

[fierce flower]

:(((((((

[terse pine]

hey soldier

[small reef]

Lol i need a torch but dont have one. I need to do the prep again i think. I didnt take pictures of those gates during the setup

[elfin relic]

Tuff

[terse pine]

hi zinnia🙋‍♀️

[lunar radish]

@terse pine u disappeared from dms 😞

[elfin relic]

Hi

[stiff granite]

uh oh

yall watch out

[gusty lintel]

u do too

[elfin relic]

Don't care/ didn't ask

[stiff granite]

i punch buckets of rocks for fun

[west mulch]

Guys I stuck at perico island mission
I can’t steal the red ruby I press pg up also no function pls help me

[sour galleon]

i can’t ride the issi if my homies see me they will think i like men

[gusty lintel]

I ain't been gettin' high...
Well maybe a little, baby I don't wanna lie

[terse pine]

fr?

[azure hill]

[west mulch]

Help me guys

[fierce flower]

WTF

[elfin relic]

!modmail

[fresh magnet]

If you need to contact Moderators or Report a User, please send a Direct Message to @pallid plover

Requested by: @elfin relic

[stiff granite]

it’s called spearmaxxing

[west mulch]

I m stuck

Guys I stuck at perico island mission
I can’t steal the red ruby I press pg up also no function pls help me

[gusty lintel]

i mog the shit outta u in gta

[terse pine]

I believe you actually I spoke to him before

[elfin relic]

Nah I'm good? Keep barking for mommy tho like good little boy u are

[lunar radish]

@terse pine good morning makki

[west mulch]

Guys I stuck at perico island mission
I can’t steal the red ruby I press pg up also no function pls help me

[terse pine]

gm soldier

[stiff granite]

i started yesterday calm down

[sour galleon]

smh no good morning zogslop?

[gusty lintel]

I know when you text me girl, I don't always reply
Well you're not an angel either, you can't even fly

[soft sparrow]

almost forgot my facility lol

[terse pine]

could it be your keyboard?

[west mulch]

I pressed alr

Not working

[gusty lintel]

my favorite radio station in gta is rebel radio

[sour galleon]

mine is flash fm (elite ball knowledge required)

[gusty lintel]

vice city is so elite

[west mulch]

Pls help me

[fierce flower]

who is this fella bruh 😭

[gusty lintel]

can we ban this indian already

[elfin relic]

GTA vice city online

[west mulch]

Who can help me pls pm me

[elfin relic]

LMFAO

[gusty lintel]

!shitposting

[fresh magnet]

Shitposting is only allowed in #memes-and-shitposting.

Shitposting is a failure to make a constructive post, posting memes, trolling, or other forms of degrading the chat quality.

This is up to the moderator's discretion. https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Shit Posting

Requested by: @gusty lintel

[sour galleon]

certified gamer here

[gusty lintel]

[gusty lintel]

real recognizes real

[vast yacht]

i kept spawning in a 3 players public session after doomsday setups

[halcyon bane]

Still slipping and blonded

[fierce flower]

chatterbox goated

[gusty lintel]

tuff

[hazy cave]

Hello, is anyone able to help me complete the phantom wedge mission, really need the trade price

[fresh magnet]

@hazy cave, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #pc-e｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #pc-e｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #pc-e｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #pc-e｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #pc-e｜other-lfg

Requested by: @elfin relic

[terse pine]

not your first offence

[elfin relic]

Ur banable shut up

[hazy cave]

I just got here mate

[gusty lintel]

[gusty zenith]

Hiya

[elfin relic]

You don't delete your messages and I alr screen rec 😂

[stiff granite]

[gusty lintel]

i feel like the chat is going in this direction :

[stiff granite]

yall stfu

[halcyon bane]

[sour galleon]

hope we get same kind of radio for gta 6

[gusty zenith]

[soft sparrow]

you care about bikes too i got a couple in my mc clubhouse

[stiff granite]

yeah lms

[gusty lintel]

we need a community radio there

[halcyon bane]

[minor jay]

How would that work?

[gusty zenith]

Lmao

[fierce flower]

MARSTON

[gusty lintel]

vote on songs to be on a radio station

[minor jay]

Hello again lawyer.

[minor jay]

From all genres?

[fierce flower]

ayo who this fella bruhhhh 😭🙏🏼

[gusty lintel]

all songs that are sfw enough

[minor jay]

one single sue and I'm bugging.

[sour galleon]

no fucking wayyyy brooo

[halcyon bane]

🤣🤣 I got so many it’s the only reason I have nitro

[gusty zenith]

Lmao

[minor jay]

Every song? 😭

[fierce flower]

thats not tuff 🥀

[gusty lintel]

like i said yea and the community votes

[soft sparrow]

that was it for now lmao

[fierce flower]

what about "they not like dutch"

[stiff granite]

you gotta be like top 100 in the world with merged cars fs

[minor jay]

I have a plan, we are going to Tahiti.

[stiff granite]

maybe even top 10

[soft sparrow]

nah dont think so

[fierce flower]

me too but not MICAH

[soft sparrow]

ive still got room theres ppl with both characters full

[stiff granite]

oh shit

[soft sparrow]

i dont even play on my 2nd char

[minor jay]

It's john marston micah.

[frank tangle]

missed a day on the prize ride challenge , can i still get the gto ?

[fierce flower]

american venom plays

[gusty zenith]

How old are you

[fierce flower]

this dude bruh PMO

[minor jay]

It's micah bell john.

[stiff granite]

what’d you do to get 1.2b?

[elfin relic]

Ignore him alr got a mod on it

[mental nexus]

Gros gonna be banned on discord xD

[soft sparrow]

anything but cayo lmao

[fierce flower]

what "friends" 🥀

nvm he got banned

[elfin relic]

Yup

[gusty lintel]

elon musk just paid me 55 dollars

[jagged sedge]

that's one way of saying bye

[wide pollen]

While we’re on the topic of making money, for the love of god I’m broke. Someone help me out these damn trenches 😭

[gusty zenith]

Hi @jagged sedge

Hoes prvtc

[stiff granite]

who caught ban hammer

[minor jay]

Do cluckin bell or sume.

[gusty zenith]

Hows not hoes

[fierce flower]

yo BOSS 🫡

[jagged sedge]

diabolical typo

[gusty zenith]

😭

[sharp stag]

Need someone help me pls

Need money

[fresh magnet]

@sharp stag, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #ps4｜cayo-perico-lfg, #ps5｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #ps4｜casino-lfg, #ps5｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #ps4｜old-heist-lfg, #ps5｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #ps4｜vehicles-lfg, #ps5｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #ps4｜other-lfg, #ps5｜other-lfg

Requested by: @elfin relic

[gusty zenith]

!lbl

[jagged sedge]

nothing new there, but that's not very gta so

[gusty lintel]

pooron

[elfin relic]

😭

[gusty zenith]

I forgot what chat i was in ngl

[stiff granite]

bro he asks that shit everyday in the same mf channel when is he gonna learn to use lfg

[gusty lintel]

certain people just dont learn huh, ahem

[gusty zenith]

May i interest you in a talk in #community

[elfin relic]

Is it everyday?

[stiff granite]

pretty much yeah

[royal rune]

why does maze bank not pay interest on balance

[stiff granite]

his ass should be timed out or something for using wrong channel

[gusty lintel]

cuz i work there

[elfin relic]

That be funny

[pliant spindle]

My backkk!! rwarrrr!!!
X-X

[elfin relic]

When u realize MMI prob in major debt

[fierce flower]

umm hello i guess

[halcyon bane]

🧃

[pliant spindle]

Hello

Just finished the hangar and ready to sell

And my back hurt

[fierce flower]

take a break then :)

go on a walk

[royal rune]

hello goodman saul

[stiff granite]

go on a run

[fierce flower]

YESSIR

[fierce flower]

what bout on a hike

[stiff granite]

hike on a bike

[minor jay]

better call saul.

[fierce flower]

btw i suggest to leave the issi dc server many people left

[pliant spindle]

I called sauce instead of saul

[stiff granite]

who

[fierce flower]

like the owner makki and that kidnap fella and me

[stiff granite]

oh well

[fierce flower]

cause there was an incident a dude was 14

[stiff granite]

WHO

[fierce flower]

and they accidently showed him some

[patent tusk]

[stiff granite]

[halcyon bane]

[jagged sedge]

can we not talk about that please

[fierce flower]

THAT GOON FELLA I LEFT AS SOON AS I KNEW

[stiff granite]

lord

[patent tusk]

[fierce flower]

btw all of them are great people

just that lying 14yr old is PMO

[stiff granite]

i can’t stand mfs who lie abt shit like that

[halcyon bane]

It’s so weird

[stiff granite]

ima keep it a buck i could get locked up right here right now cuz a bitch lied to me

[fierce flower]

yea like tf? i though everyone of us were of age

[sour galleon]

goonfellas

[patent tusk]

[fierce flower]

fr like man ima never join a dc server only the official ones

[stiff granite]

yeah i dont use discord for shit else except gta

i’m in a few other servers i’ve never spoken a word in

[sour galleon]

bro definitely dms his kittens

[fierce flower]

they gotta integrate some thing like roblox in discord

[gusty lintel]

who doesnt tbh

[stiff granite]

nah deadass

[gusty zenith]

What

[stiff granite]

that age chat shit we need it here fs

[patent tusk]

[fierce flower]

age verification

[unique lagoon]

hey

[halcyon bane]

Don’t we all

[terse pine]

hi acrylick

[round basin]

I can share my kittens with you

[gusty lintel]

true

[stiff granite]

[terse pine]

meow

[weak nexus]

[paper hazel]

Woof

[stiff granite]

should i leave issi server as well then

[fierce flower]

sssss 🐍

[stiff granite]

since all yall mfs left me in there alone clueless

[terse pine]

I would

[halcyon bane]

Can I get 1 too 😢

[weak nexus]

Get the issi talks out of this server

[terse pine]

please do

[gusty lintel]

fax

[fierce flower]

here is one

[round basin]

I'll consider this

[stiff granite]

make a new one

a new cult

[paper hazel]

Ohhh

[terse pine]

OK, go to DM’s with me

[fierce flower]

nah me good never join any server again

or ima end up in jail

[round basin]

issi is the equivalent of 67

[halcyon bane]

Thanks twin

[fierce flower]

lemme know too

[gusty lintel]

makes it worse tbh

[fierce flower]

me too

[halcyon bane]

[round basin]

I'm kind today

[stiff granite]

[fierce flower]

ayo :(

[weak nexus]

Lmfaooooo

[halcyon bane]

[stiff granite]

[sour galleon]

yeah see if theres any leftover kittens

[halcyon bane]

I’m honored

[fierce flower]

let me join that cult btw i trust yall :)

[stiff granite]

it’s getting figured out

[halcyon bane]

[unique lagoon]

hi makki fakki

[stiff granite]

[patent tusk]

[winged vine]

Yo I bought a oppressor Mk 2 last night, got off the bike and logged off, this morning I can’t find it anywhere , not in any garages, and when I want to deliver it it just says “you need to own a personal vehicle”

[stiff granite]

it’s in ur terrorbyte

[winged vine]

Don’t got one

[stiff granite]

damn sucks

[terse pine]

are we bros

[stiff granite]

buy a shark card and buy another one

[winged vine]

Really

[terse pine]

that’s awful. Don’t say that to anybody.

[winged vine]

Nah

[fierce flower]

rockstar employee here

[round basin]

[terse pine]

never say that again, you’re evil

[gusty lintel]

thats what cockstar wants

[stiff granite]

[winged vine]

Nah but really

[halcyon bane]

[winged vine]

Can u help me find it

[stiff granite]

[halcyon bane]

Start an mc

[terse pine]

🤨

[halcyon bane]

Look through your bikes

[limber sundial]

Patty cake patty cake w no hands

[fierce flower]

lol is this a tresure hunt inv? just call the mechanic some like tha

[weak nexus]

[stiff granite]

whole time it’s destroyed and at mors

[halcyon bane]

Call mors make sure it’s not destroyed

[royal rune]

could be impounded

[winged vine]

It says unable to request it get delivered when I don’t have an active personal vehicle

[fierce flower]

still shows mark on map

[halcyon bane]

[median otter]

Guys

[stiff granite]

it would be on their map

[unique lagoon]

idk bro are we?

[median otter]

Who here likes faggios

[terse pine]

🫃

[fierce flower]

boss 🫡

[unique lagoon]

stop impregnating me

[unique lagoon]

are u acc italian

[median otter]

Yes

[unique lagoon]

bro

[weak nexus]

bruh

[plush jolt]

[fierce flower]

BOSS

[weak nexus]

crazy

[unique lagoon]

my italian friend got mad at me for pronouncing faggio like its pronounced in english instead of how u pronounce piaggio

[median otter]

Salute

[terse pine]

pigigo

[paper hazel]

FAH GE OHHHHHH

[stiff granite]

fagyoh

[median otter]

Check your DMs

[fierce flower]

umm i smell someone gonna get cooked

[terse pine]

i say faygyoh

[winged vine]

Oh I found it

[weak nexus]

actually shameless

[winged vine]

It was in nightclub

[round basin]

how do you pronounce piaggio

[unique lagoon]

im checking

[winged vine]

Oops

[steep silo]

oops

[winged vine]

Silly me

[terse pine]

hi

[steep silo]

hi diva

[terse pine]

how are you naisha

[steep silo]

tired from life wbu

[terse pine]

hungry

[steep silo]

eat me

[stiff granite]

[fierce flower]

SAME ima make food

[weak nexus]

What

[stiff granite]

me too

[halcyon bane]

[weak nexus]

[steep silo]

kissimaballs why did u change ur name from kissmaballs

[stiff granite]

[steep silo]

its annoying

[stiff granite]

cuz issi

[weak nexus]

put an issi into it

[patent tusk]

[unique lagoon]

the italian way

[steep silo]

creative

[weak nexus]

ikr

[round basin]

biagie

[steep silo]

guys im a tiger actually

i aint a human

[stiff granite]

furry

[steep silo]

roars deeply

[halcyon bane]

[median otter]

Faggio is better than issi ngl

[stiff granite]

little furball

[terse pine]

that’s a stretch

[weak nexus]

shameless

actually shameless

[median otter]

They smaller and fit into smaller places

[halcyon bane]

Faggio can’t fly

[weak nexus]

isnt fast

[median otter]

And one headlight cause no need to over compensante

[weak nexus]

the desperation is crazy 😭

[paper hazel]

If it doesn't fit, make it, the blessing of Issis~

[terse pine]

im crine

[median otter]

Big feet, big faggio

[fierce flower]

sup crine

[median otter]

You know what they say

[weak nexus]

choose me love me 🥀🥀🥀

[stiff granite]

[halcyon bane]

[fierce flower]

i guess i was right all along

[weak nexus]

shameless isn't it?

[fierce flower]

its sad tbh

[weak nexus]

[muted terrace]

So true

[median otter]

[fierce flower]

and thats a lawyer saying tha

[weak nexus]

[gusty lintel]

a person who thinks all the time, has nothing to think about except thoughts

[median otter]

People who drive faggios are known to live longer FYI

True story

[muted terrace]

^ based on real life experience

[median otter]

Sì

[stiff granite]

people who drive faggios last longer too

[solid ferry]

Does anyone know what the weekly update may be this week

[terse pine]

HELP ME NOW

@plush jolt

[weak nexus]

agreed

[sour galleon]

fr she said she wanted to see my glutes

[plush jolt]

Sup

[weak nexus]

maki bad

ban maki

[terse pine]

HES BACK

[sour galleon]

brah

[terse pine]

i’m crine

[steel zealot]

Is mouse and keyboard better then controller in GTA online PC?

[plush jolt]

Lmfaoooooo

The marko is back man makki u cooked fr

[weak nexus]

shameless 😂😭

[weak nexus]

preference

[soft sparrow]

[sour galleon]

for aiming yeah but controller takes the win for vehicles

[blissful flame]

wtf is a marko

[terse pine]

[weak nexus]

polo

[terse pine]

wouldn’t you like to know

[flat island]

its a personal choice, I prefer shooting with mouse, but many prefer controller for piloting, I say try both and see what u fancy

[blissful flame]

damn

[terse pine]

why mouse?

[blissful flame]

chill out mab

[stiff granite]

polo

[steel zealot]

Like I know the PC version lets you use a controller but are there any advantages of playing with either?

[royal zealot]

Kill all mice 2K 26

[terse pine]

no messy no messy no thank you

[royal zealot]

😡

[terse pine]

oh no, it’s angry at me help

[stiff granite]

it’s

[flat island]

cause no ducks around to shoot atm

[terse pine]

we level up and we level up by talking and we get a role

[trail apex]

Hi

[next roost]

You can run interior with keyboard easily

[stiff granite]

bye

[sour galleon]

wassup playa

[terse pine]

are we besties

[olive talon]

where do u ask people to do a heist with me?

[fresh magnet]

@olive talon, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #pc-e｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #pc-e｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #pc-e｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #pc-e｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #pc-e｜other-lfg

Requested by: @stiff granite

[muted terrace]

@terse pine zinnia is back

W

[terse pine]

I know I said hi

[muted terrace]

I see

[steel zealot]

So it's more of a preference for what you prefer to play with

[sour galleon]

invite your whole session

[muted terrace]

Man I'm so busy otherwise I'd have set up MMA here's

Dang my clg

[next roost]

Well it always was

[stiff granite]

mixed martial arts

[muted terrace]

They gonna kill us

[safe plank]

is there any benefit in filling up the ceo warehouse?

[proud elm]

Do survival events scale with number of players?

[stiff granite]

money

[weak nexus]

HUGE PROFIT

[terse pine]

so much money

[weak nexus]

Very slow process but HUGE PROFIT

bigger profits than maki

[muted terrace]

You sell maxed out ceo warehouse in a public lobby and you can earn like 6 mil +

[stiff granite]

when 2x

[sour galleon]

nah fill up the nicheclub instead

[weak nexus]

it's that big

[safe plank]

doesn't ceo warehouses get raided?

[astral bone]

Guys

What the average amount of money a level 30 has?

[steel zealot]

Is the import export still worth it years later?

[muted terrace]

3 million

[stiff granite]

10m

[astral bone]

K

[sour galleon]

nightclub better

[astral bone]

Thats why nobody has a jet

And btw is it weird i have 120m?

[muted terrace]

No if

[stiff granite]

no you didn’t earn it legit

[muted terrace]

Facts

Ban his ass ong 🗣️ 🔥

[next roost]

If you don't have mansion security

[safe plank]

some people said to me that ceo warehouses can also get raided ahhhh ofc i don't have mansion security

[unique lagoon]

poopy woopy

[stiff granite]

mines never been raided

[sour galleon]

my whole 10 years gta online career i never been raided

[muted terrace]

Cause his ass has never been online

[solid ferry]

Real

[jagged sedge]

You have too much money, gamble it all away immediately!

[steel zealot]

Do people still do import export or has it been forgotten like most of the stuff in GTA online?

[astral bone]

Most of my friend host cayos like every 10 min

[muted terrace]

FAX

[weak nexus]

my mansion security protected something today and I don't even know what it protected, thigght I had security everywhere purchased

[safe plank]

also if the warehouse is full is there some extra bonus? or no extra bonus?

[astral bone]

So i join and get like 50% every time

[muted terrace]

All my homies love gambling at diamond

[muted terrace]

LOL

[stiff granite]

not legit

[jagged sedge]

Just because you have security upgrade in a business doesn't mean raids can't happen

[proud elm]

Just came back to the game, about level 25 and no cash. Where should I start?

[zinc hamlet]

Everyone does this these days

[muted terrace]

@astral bone idk what he doing but understand that he's basically not playing legit

[weak nexus]

bu... bu... but i paid for security

[next roost]

There's a bonus if you sell everything, doesn't matter quantity

[stiff granite]

dre

[muted terrace]

But who tf cares

[weak nexus]

and im paying them too

[muted terrace]

Rockstar fuck em with their shark cards

[astral bone]

What if he has no agency