gta-online

[fierce flower]

maybe a pink heart or some

[unique lagoon]

surely youre miserable

[lunar radish]

Every day i have to carefully watch my data usage😭

[terse pine]

it HAS to be pink btw

[unique lagoon]

what?????

[stone mirage]

They flying across yo face

[terse pine]

idk how😭

[plush jolt]

@terse pine wants a hello kitty, @weak nexus wants something more spicy

[terse pine]

stop nvm don’t do that

[lunar radish]

Uhm

[unique lagoon]

do u just binge 4k videos on yt

[terse pine]

just add a bow for me

[lunar radish]

Yea i dont think u wanna see a spicy hello kitty

[plush jolt]

Bro gave me an idea

[elfin oar]

Some germn

[terse pine]

anything over 20mins has to be 4k+ or i wont watch it but no

[shut ibex]

2026 but we still need to manually fly Velum to Cayo Perico

[fierce flower]

ayo hell kitty got some lore behind it

i guees it was related to a very grusome crime

[unique lagoon]

i dont even use 50 a month genuinely how do u get over 200 a month

[fierce flower]

so we go with hello kitty

cute and DEADLY

[lunar radish]

Easily. Play online and watch yt on 720p

[terse pine]

100gb per month and i use it up halfway through i mean

[lunar radish]

Every day

[terse pine]

it’s a good plan, like 55 dollars

[stone mirage]

Download Tango and try it out for yourself

[lunar radish]

Mine is like half of that. And i gotta wait for the plan to expire so i can upgrade

[fierce flower]

me down with hello kitty btw

[terse pine]

huh

[acoustic oasis]

I NEED MONEY

[lunar radish]

So im stuck with 80gb for another one and half years😭

[fierce flower]

i told a WHOLE ass story

[stone mirage]

Call the bank and get a loan

[terse pine]

holy cow just get a new place

[terse pine]

when

[fierce flower]

start an OF

[lunar radish]

Uhm.... more expensive

And more stressful

[fierce flower]

bruuh nvm

[acoustic oasis]

IN GTA ONLINE

[stone mirage]

This gives me an idea

[terse pine]

don’t yell okay?

[lunar radish]

And WHAT PLACE
EVERY HOME GETS TAKEN THE SAME SECOND IT GETS AVAILABLE

[terse pine]

further away then

[stone mirage]

@terse pine I SAW THAT

[acoustic oasis]

K

[terse pine]

no you didn’t

[fierce flower]

play the game

[stone mirage]

Yes I did

[lunar radish]

Nah thats unfeasable

[fierce flower]

what?

[terse pine]

what about gta

[stone mirage]

Said ''Lowkey''

Makki for OF

[terse pine]

don’t tell them😭

[lunar radish]

I gotta be able to visit my family regularly, no? How that gonna work if i live other city

[fierce flower]

ayo

[terse pine]

no i’m joking

[stone mirage]

No you not

[terse pine]

i mean it still can work

[acoustic oasis]

BEST METHOD TO EARN EASY SHITT IN ONLINE ?????????????????

[terse pine]

stop yelling or else

[stone mirage]

You Issi OF creator

[terse pine]

i’m so close to lvl 50

[unique lagoon]

grown ass man yelling in caps

[rich sluice]

!money @acoustic oasis

[lunar radish]

No makki, no. Nothing beyond 5km distance

[terse pine]

[fierce flower]

vro sybau

[rich sluice]

did they remove it

[unique lagoon]

goodmorning

[stone mirage]

Move to Berlin

[rich sluice]

!money

[weak nexus]

@terse pine hello kitty in a itty bitty monokini

[lunar radish]

Other side of germany. Yep

[terse pine]

YES

[acoustic oasis]

ELSE WHAT U DUMBASS

[rich sluice]

@wintry river what happened to !money

[stone mirage]

You from the Ruhr?

[lunar radish]

Frankfurt

[terse pine]

why am i being threatened back

[lunar radish]

And im looking for a home near my current one

[acoustic oasis]

sorrY

[stone mirage]

Schwarz Weiss wie Schnee

Das ist die SGE

[lunar radish]

Stick to english tho

[rich sluice]

069

[unique lagoon]

stick to ingerlando bro

[stone mirage]

Oopsie doopsie

[lunar radish]

Dont tell me u are german aswell...

[stone mirage]

The Germans betrayed us earlier

[acoustic oasis]

i am bit jealous of that people who used cheatengine for money!!!!!!!!!!!

[lunar radish]

Dude ffs i want to replicate your pfp with my face and some pretty party girls

[fierce flower]

@terse pine whats your crew rank?

[sour galleon]

guys i got a crisp 100$ in the bank should i buy a faggio

[stone mirage]

Yes!

[terse pine]

10 or higher

[stone mirage]

Always buy a faggio

[fierce flower]

ayo do u even play the game?

[terse pine]

yea i was playing earlier

[shut ibex]

Lester I need 50$

[acoustic oasis]

huh

[terse pine]

i haven’t been on too much though

[unique lagoon]

alright man keep that to yourself

[stone mirage]

Old mate is literally a chair

[sour galleon]

i actually have 15 mil but i’m still a fan of the faggio it’s my favorite

[lunar radish]

Uncle Lester, can i borrow 50 bucks from you please

I need to buy snacks Uncle Lester

[stone mirage]

I spent over 40 mil when the update came out and now I'm broke

[unique lagoon]

i thjnk ill jsut save up until the next dlc

[lunar radish]

Faggio is not in shop anymore

[stone mirage]

GTA 6 will never come out 🗣️

[lunar radish]

For a while

[acoustic oasis]

true its an AI made trailer

[stone mirage]

Shit

Well, might start an OF then

[lunar radish]

I need faggio for my bunker so i can use them like bunker transport, but i cant find any on the streets ffs

[stone mirage]

Lmao

[sour galleon]

love being rich sometimes me and a friend go to vanilla and throw 100k at cheetah

[fierce flower]

yall whats yo fav muchies (food)

[stone mirage]

Nah i'm more a Fufu guy

[stone mirage]

P&Q's bar

[lunar radish]

Weed Edibles

[shut ibex]

there is no Jew somehow unlike the previous game GTA 4

[unique lagoon]

what

[lunar radish]

Idc if they dont exist in online. I eat snack infront of bong and smoke right after. More or less the same

[sour galleon]

she looks old but good choice nonetheless

[shut ibex]

in Liberty City I find them sometime

[stone mirage]

I love the fact that I can play darts in my mansion

[shut ibex]

GTA 4

[stone mirage]

I'm into that ngl

[unique lagoon]

theres jews in gta 5

[shut ibex]

where

[unique lagoon]

idk bruh just random npcs

whys this guy still on about gta 4

[lunar radish]

They exist as npc yea, but they dont spawn online

[shut ibex]

ah really

[lunar radish]

Yea

U could use director mode i think

[unique lagoon]

they do

[lunar radish]

Huh

[shut ibex]

meh never really use director mode tho

[stone mirage]

All I want is to just, yk, ride the train one day in Freeroam

[lunar radish]

Ohhh i think i know, in some place outside the city? Theres like a little farm?

[unique lagoon]

they spawn randomly

[lunar radish]

Tf

[unique lagoon]

check media

[lunar radish]

I never saw jewish npc in online

[stone mirage]

@raw locust sick name m8

[lunar radish]

Yooo wtf you were right

[fierce flower]

fuck off

[lunar radish]

I guess you wouldnt really notice them if u werent actively searching

[shut ibex]

you found some?

[stone mirage]

At Hill Valley Church you might find some

[lunar radish]

@unique lagoon he did

Check #gta-media

[lunar radish]

I think you can even jew your own character?

[stone mirage]

I would never want that thanks

[lunar radish]

With the hair on the side. No just wondering if its possible

[glacial slate]

You what

[lunar radish]

And the little cap

[lunar radish]

Check #gta-media just found out theres naturally spawning jewish npc in online. Wondering if i can also make my character look like them

[stone mirage]

Why you guys using your snapchat username as name on dc

[magic charm]

Guys which tyre is the best for my sedan car, Benefactor Schwartz specifically

[stone mirage]

Get them offroad rims m8

[magic charm]

It wont fit a mercedes tho

aestetically

[stone mirage]

So? I'm way to ugly for my girlfriend but when you make it work it looks amazing

[glacial slate]

That’s their ingame name, Social Club ID

[unique lagoon]

😂

[mental nexus]

Get the v12

[shut ibex]

imma pay visit after cayo prep and finale

[mental nexus]

Normal schwarzer kinda sucks

[stone mirage]

Ah whoops

[glacial slate]

No probleem

[magic charm]

I already have em buddy i just kinda collecting mercedes'

[mental nexus]

Hm fair

[lunar radish]

Theres no mercedes minivan right? Like the V class

[stone mirage]

It's all about the charm and charisma

[magic charm]

check the GTA Online wiki

[lunar radish]

All we get are sedans and limousine

[magic charm]

In benefactor cars you can see them

[lunar radish]

I asked you, the benefactor collector, if u know

[magic charm]

But some no longer available from the websites since they removed most of them years ago

[magic charm]

Couldnt remember in the moment therefore I direct you there

[lunar radish]

Hm ok

[stone mirage]

I collect Speedophile jet ski's

[magic charm]

I got honda civic, our family car, it is so fun to drive it

[native pendant]

can vigilante be upgraded in an arena war workshop or nah?

[solid gyro]

You can use /carsearch with irl vehicles, and no it isn't there

[fierce flower]

ISSI goated

[solid gyro]

Yes for the lights and stuff right

[native pendant]

nah missiles or do i have to buy a diff thing?

[stone mirage]

Lawyer, sorry for knocking you out 40x already for the Contract, please forgive me

[lunar radish]

I like the granger 3600LX. Its huge, looks amazing in all black with smooth tuning options (no roof shits) and 15 normal shots through the window to poke a hole

[sharp dome]

@grim glade what hapen?

[sour galleon]

remember when the ls custom guy used to bring ur car and we bombed him and ran over him

[solid gyro]

Yeah I think u need moc

[stone mirage]

Just like what we do with the girls on the edge of the street nowadays

[sour galleon]

hell yeah

[magic charm]

So you're an SUV guy

[lunar radish]

It pisses me off that i cant have colored headlights in my mansion workshop..

[lunar radish]

Not rlly. I like cop cars, especially unmarked ones

[stone mirage]

Why is it so cold man

[sleek dagger]

Heyyyyy

[magic charm]

I got the unmarked but thinking abot-ut selling it so overpriced and I am rarely using it

[faint spear]

You will need the weapons mechanic in the arena war to add missiles to the vig

[lunar radish]

I turned a police coquette into an undercover roadster

[mental nexus]

January

[magic charm]

show me

[lunar radish]

Sure, head to #gta-vehicles

[stone mirage]

Yeah but still, it never snows in this time of year here

[mental nexus]

Shit happens bro what can i say

Its also cold asf here

[faint spear]

Fr

[stone mirage]

Cliffford me

[sour galleon]

its beginning to look a lot like xmas

[faint spear]

Always spring/summer in GTAO

[stone mirage]

Where you from?

[mental nexus]

Poland

[fierce flower]

Guys how do i buy the disgusie for the casino heist

[stone mirage]

Best country in Europe

[faint spear]

Like you even more

[mental nexus]

Ong

[faint spear]

Prep board

Then press uhhh

For me its square

For u idk, look at the bottom for the buttpn

[fierce flower]

nvm ima figure it out thx for helping

[patent tusk]

[sharp dome]

Get on

[stone mirage]

Whats your favourite radio station?

On GTA

[patent tusk]

is 11am

[sour galleon]

flash fm

[sharp dome]

So?

[fierce flower]

is it perm?

[faint spear]

No

[stone mirage]

Way too early

[lunar radish]

Can someone report this guy for advertising his paid modded garbage half of a service?

[stuck badge]

someone wanna play mission?

[faint spear]

You have to buy it again everytime you complete the heist

[fresh magnet]

@stuck badge, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #ps5｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #ps5｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #ps5｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #ps5｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #ps5｜other-lfg

Requested by: @faint spear

[proud juniper]

you can press space to buy the outfits on the set up instead of enter to start the missoin
but idk why would you buy them since the set up is soo easy and short if you get the fire fighters one
however neither are your best option, get the high rollers outfit because its best since you have to do the set up once and never again, it will remain with you in all times you gonna start big con

[stone mirage]

Radio Los Santos

[patent tusk]

I hate the morning but i don't wanna hate it that much

[sour galleon]

it’s sad nobody knows what flash fm is

[sharp dome]

[patent tusk]

I joined the crew sell sessions tho

[sharp dome]

Nice how much did u earned ?

[fierce flower]

ayo is it on the prepboard the high roller?

[stone mirage]

People born in 2008 are now legal to buy GTA 5, this isn't normal

[patent tusk]

0 I just helped

[proud juniper]

no

[sharp dome]

Youch nvm next time maybe

[fierce flower]

then how to i get it?

[lunar radish]

99 Luftballons

[stone mirage]

I'm low on money, is this a sign to gamble?

[nocturne idol]

Yes

[proud juniper]

DMs

[stone mirage]

Thanks mate I'm betting my house on red now

[patent tusk]

nothing was full so

[faint spear]

27 mill no need to gamble

[lunar radish]

You need to unlock high roller outfit by collecting all 54 playing cards iirc

[sharp dome]

So u not getting on

[nocturne idol]

That’s it? Put yo soul on red

[sour galleon]

funny how a game for adults made childhood memories for some ppl

[shut ibex]

wanna do Cayo with me?

[nocturne idol]

If you win you got two souls you can sell one

[stone mirage]

First house, next soul

[shy mulch]

Anyone play GTA 5 daily just to do the animal photography and street dealer for quick money ?

[lunar radish]

Im legacy

[shy mulch]

Free money every day

[shut ibex]

ah

[patent tusk]

nuh uh

[sharp dome]

[nocturne idol]

That or you have DID or some shit

[stone mirage]

Dark web works

[nocturne idol]

Maybe don’t bet your soul

[stone mirage]

I sell kidneys for a living

I use the bodies of the casino personell after the heist to earn some extra cash

[nocturne idol]

Ykw good idea

Lester take the casino guard corpses and harvest them for their organs

[vestal lake]

stop leaking the new meta

[stone mirage]

Kidneys and livers are worth the most

[shut ibex]

nah it's Diamond Casino took care of them

[nocturne idol]

That adds an extra like 200k per guard you slime

[stone mirage]

With the right buyer almost 500k

High end buyers are worth more

[vestal lake]

how to always 100% high end buyers

[nocturne idol]

Oh yeah

I forgot to take the liver into account

[stone mirage]

Kidneystones can be used as chewing gum

[plush jolt]

Yall need jesus

[nocturne idol]

I guess bro 💔

[stone mirage]

The greater the mass, the greater the form of attraction

[nocturne idol]

Let’s leave the fat guards

Prolly failing kidneys and a bad liver

[shut ibex]

all get same bullet to the head

[stone mirage]

Some are looking thick tho ngl

[vestal lake]

so killing Vincent isn't worth it?

[nocturne idol]

Fuh naw he helps us with cluckin bell

[civic breach]

Guys how can I chat in #gtao-crew ?

[stone mirage]

Got dat ass tho...

[umbral hemlock]

what in the fuck is the point of even fucking adding the christmas horns and shit if theyre just gonna take them away every year

[patent tusk]

got that effen ass

[flat gate]

Try now

[stone mirage]

Don't make me

[civic breach]

I can ty

[nocturne idol]

Idk

[umbral hemlock]

make me fucking pay for them every year and then take them away but i get to keep the halloween horn on the other cars i have it added to

[stone mirage]

I just hope they add a football stadium in GTA 6 and they call it Crooks Root

[nocturne idol]

I hope they add femboy strippers to gta 6

[stone mirage]

Hell yeah

Femboy_Impregnator69

[vestal lake]

watch one of them be Tony

[unique lagoon]

to make it limited for christmas??

[umbral hemlock]

just like every other limited time horn i should be able to fucking keep it

[stone mirage]

Trevor 💀

[fierce flower]

HUH??? bro i just spawned

[vagrant sonnet]

hey does anyone here know whats the best and easy gta online heist for rp to do alone??

[umbral hemlock]

i have every other holiday limited horn on my cars but the christmas one

[unique lagoon]

“hey whats the point of producing candy canes if theyll only make it for christmas”

[mighty edge]

Is it just me or are tail roters suddnly a lot harder to shoot out?

[stone mirage]

We want Pavel to become a femboy stripper in GTA6

[fierce flower]

AYOOOOO

[nocturne idol]

And Tony

[fierce flower]

aww hell naw

[stone mirage]

And your Superyacht captain

He can have a proper use finally

[nocturne idol]

And you

[fierce flower]

NO

[umbral hemlock]

i said it once, ill fucking say it again in caps this time WHATS THE POINT OF BUYING THE CHRISTMAS HORN IF I CANT FUCKING KEEP IT

[vestal lake]

Tony is so old atp

[fierce flower]

kiss

[umbral hemlock]

i purchased it on my christmas vehicle, it should stay on my vehicle, like how hard is that to understand

[stone mirage]

Imagine Jimmy as a femboy stripper

[nocturne idol]

Too fat

[fierce flower]

[plush jolt]

Car merge it to something else and it should stay

[stone mirage]

Don't judge a book by it's cover

[warm thorn]

anyone know how to do the facility glitch

[fierce flower]

youtube

[warm thorn]

[umbral hemlock]

how do you even do that?

[plush jolt]

What u trying to do ?

[plush jolt]

Youtube brodi

[nocturne idol]

Are you talking about that old ass “give cars to someone else” glitch 😭

[fierce flower]

yea

[stone mirage]

This is better

[fierce flower]

AYO WTH

[patent tusk]

[plush jolt]

At this point i know like 8 facility glitches

[nocturne idol]

That’s DEF been patched if that’s what he means

[stone mirage]

Got problems with it? Huh? You a hater? Huh?

[plush jolt]

You prob wanna change that name

[fierce flower]

umm no just stay away

[fierce flower]

fr

[plush jolt]

You a femboy ?

[stone mirage]

He's feeling my warm breath in his neck

[fierce flower]

vro i said HIm to stay away

[sour galleon]

i realized your name bro you’re goated

[fierce flower]

AYO FUCK OFF

[plush jolt]

Bro is special fr

[fierce flower]

yea

[nocturne idol]

IN his neck?

You giving him mouth to mouth or sum?

[fierce flower]

!rule 3

[fresh magnet]

GTA Online Discord - Rule 3

NSFW or objectionable content of any kind is strictly prohibited. If you are unsure if it is NSFW, you shouldn't post it.

Requested by

@fierce flower

[stone mirage]

You filling in things

[fallen chasm]

Need grab for cay0

[fresh magnet]

@fallen chasm, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #ps5｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #ps5｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #ps5｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #ps5｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #ps5｜other-lfg

Requested by: @nocturne idol

[fierce flower]

AYO STOP NSFW TALKS

[stone mirage]

I ain't done any nsfw talks

[nocturne idol]

“Safe not for work”

[fierce flower]

[stone mirage]

Already changed it ya rock

[nocturne idol]

I’m not a rock

[plush jolt]

More like “not safe for femboys”

[stone mirage]

Hihihihihihi

[fierce flower]

ihihihihih

[nocturne idol]

Gimme some skin

[plush jolt]

You in to some weird shit

[fierce flower]

Ayo

[pliant spindle]

. . .

[patent tusk]

the helly happening

[stone mirage]

Nah i'm just making Lawyer uncomfy lol

[plush jolt]

Bro touching femboys

[cobalt rapids]

To be an Epsilonist is to be rich in powerful tools. Tools are held in the belt by some and in the mind of others.

[stone mirage]

I AIN'T TOUCHING ANYONE

[nocturne idol]

What

[pliant spindle]

Guys...moderator lurkin....

[patent tusk]

[plush jolt]

Yeah right

[warm thorn]

nah

[nocturne idol]

Oujie board oujie board is there a moderator

[stone mirage]

I changed it back

[warm thorn]

there’s one that gives money to the lobby

[nocturne idol]

Oujie board says no moderator

[plush jolt]

Prob not a thing lmfao

[nocturne idol]

I think that’s called a modder dropping moneybro 😭

[stone mirage]

@fierce flower

[plush jolt]

Bro got it from tiktok

[fierce flower]

huh

[fierce flower]

what?

[stone mirage]

My name

[warm thorn]

nah my friend did it for me yesterday lol

[fierce flower]

AYO

[warm thorn]

gives like 3.3 each time

[nocturne idol]

Yea bro that’s called a modder

[fierce flower]

AYO THATS HARRASMENT

[cobalt rapids]

Give and you shall receive. As someone else said, but whomever said that was themselves a brilliant man and a friend of Cris Formage, as all brilliant men are, and a fantastic Epsilonist like all the greater thinkers and philosophers and celebrities.

[plush jolt]

Thats b2b probably

[tawdry igloo]

Which is better hangar or cargo warehouse

[nocturne idol]

Fuh are you on about 😭

[stone mirage]

I'm feeling romantical

[warm thorn]

we on ps5 tho?

[patent tusk]

[plush jolt]

Did yall do a mission ?

[nocturne idol]

There is no glitch that magically gives you millions

[fierce flower]

AYO

[winged robin]

Lmk if your friend can hook me up too 🙏🏻

[mental nexus]

Lmao

[thin sundial]

how do people meet with other gta online players on xbox 1

[fierce flower]

ayo someone spawn the mod

[mental nexus]

Broke ass

[nocturne idol]

With lfg prolly

[tawdry igloo]

do u guys prefer cargo warehouse or hangar

[plush jolt]

Check bio and see if the dude is xbox or lfg

[mental nexus]

Hangar

[proud juniper]

hangar

[warm thorn]

yeah

[thin sundial]

thank you

[plush jolt]

Ur talking about the b2b glitch

[plush jolt]

Gl

[frank imp]

greetings teamates

[stone mirage]

Guys turn into my iFruit live stream to see me and a lawyer make love

[warm thorn]

b2b?

[plush jolt]

!b2b

[fresh magnet]

B2B or "Back to Back" refers to hosting any in-game activity (jobs, heists, etc) with another player successively (one after the other) in a way that suits both parties.

Requested by: @plush jolt

[fierce flower]

AYO WTH

[nocturne idol]

I wanted to do that

[pliant spindle]

Both

[warm thorn]

nah ih wasn’t da replay glitch

[nocturne idol]

I’m telling mum you did that before me

[fierce flower]

/ban @stone mirage

[pliant spindle]

U forgot to pick platform there

[plush jolt]

I might know 2 that fit that description

[stone mirage]

I'm talking about A lawyer not specifically about you

[warm thorn]

1 sec

[fierce flower]

[warm thorn]

check dms

[fierce flower]

NO

[nocturne idol]

What

[sharp dome]

#assign-platform-here

[fierce flower]

AYO STOP BEING ZESTY

[mental nexus]

Mf can u stop being juiced up

[patent tusk]

yall get a room

[vagrant sonnet]

anyone know how to move cars from auto shop to mansion fast on ps4 gta online?

[mental nexus]

Cringe asf

[stone mirage]

By driving them

[mental nexus]

Interaction menu

[warm thorn]

vehicle organization

[fierce flower]

bro is 13 100%

[stone mirage]

22 m8

[thick hull]

Good afternoon chat

What y'all doing

[vagrant sonnet]

any other way that takes too long time

[mental nexus]

Interaction menu

[near viper]

That's not on Ps4

Only 5

[vagrant sonnet]

yeah

[mental nexus]

Damn

Drive then

[stone mirage]

See my answer wasn't wrong

[vestal lake]

it's just driving anyway

it's not setups

[mental nexus]

Like what else you want to do atp

[fierce flower]

circle in the sand

[rigid plume]

Everyone on xbox one is dead bro

No one responding gngg

[vestal lake]

Are players so lazy to the point they don't want to drive anymore

[stone mirage]

Fr

[mental nexus]

Yes

[sharp dome]

Might be eating

[mental nexus]

There’s one thing you can do actually

Get a cargobob or sum and just fly all ur cars to the mansion

Should take a lot less time and yeah easier

[vestal lake]

that's a cool way to do it ig

[mental nexus]

Yup

[patent tusk]

waypoint simulatorrr

[mental nexus]

Easy asf

[shy willow]

Anyone got the old Jester Racecar?

[fresh magnet]

@shy willow, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #pc-l｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #pc-l｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #pc-l｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #pc-l｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #pc-l｜other-lfg

Requested by: @mental nexus

[plush jolt]

U mean move cars from one garage to another?

[vagrant sonnet]

i like to drift around and swerve on the highway but its so booring and slow to drive 1 and 1 car to the mantion that is like 6km away

[mental nexus]

Bro just use the helikopter i told you

[stone mirage]

Mate where your house at? Cayo?

[vestal lake]

it always was since day 1

[vagrant sonnet]

true true

[mental nexus]

Nah prob north yankton

Just use the heli nothing else you can do

[stone mirage]

Have fun getting hit by a train

[mental nexus]

Go work

[vagrant sonnet]

omg yeahahh no other side of map nearly

[stone mirage]

Mate lives in the docks

[vagrant sonnet]

aru u australian or

[stone mirage]

Nah mate Dutch

[mental nexus]

In your yapping time you would have already moved a car

[vestal lake]

I would not want to live in paleto

[mental nexus]

Or gotten a heli nd already transporting

[plush jolt]

No wonder ur gea

[stone mirage]

Paleto is beautiful but useless

[haughty dove]

Or just stand outside your mansion and call your mechanic

[stone mirage]

Where u from?

[fiery bear]

Yo lads just letting you know im about to jump om gta on xbox 1 old gen

[plush jolt]

Currently same

[stone mirage]

Currently?

[plush jolt]

Yea i move around

[mental nexus]

Wow thanks for that information

[faint spear]

[patent tusk]

[stone mirage]

Where you originally from?

[plush jolt]

Why it matter to you ?

[patent tusk]

zimbabwe

[stone mirage]

I'm just curious man

[mental nexus]

Honestly just buy an Issi instead

[stone mirage]

Why u gotta be mean

[faint spear]

I'm from Grove Street

Forum Gangsters yk

[plush jolt]

Curiosity killed the cat

[mental nexus]

Type shit

[stone mirage]

Video killed the radio star

[mental nexus]

A person killed a person

[stone mirage]

Imma have lunch

Brb

[mental nexus]

Earth boutta release a diss track on u

[pliant spindle]

[mental nexus]

Dum dum

Dead chat

[patent tusk]

[mental nexus]

With this i summon untrace

[sharp dome]

[soft sparrow]

[pliant spindle]

[smoky turtle]

good morning friends 👁️👄👁️

[sharp dome]

What u doin

[pliant spindle]

[pliant spindle]

Swap to female character

[sharp dome]

Ahhh I'm just drifting my nightshark

[pliant spindle]

Oh so you not in mansion yet

[sharp dome]

[pliant spindle]

Okay
holding my shave

[patent tusk]

[sharp dome]

I got my security this time

U ain't getting near my dog

[pliant spindle]

U said your mansion is my mansion so they let me pass

[patent tusk]

is it faster to job tp or just switching to a new session and teleporting through your mansion

[sharp dome]

New rules

[sharp dome]

Until n unless I'm not in mansion u will also be not there

[sharp dome]

Hmmm.... never used those benefits. I always change session

[pliant spindle]

Whyyyyyyy!!!

[patent tusk]

I job tp when im doing hangar missions and other stuff

[sharp dome]

Caz i like it

[spark drum]

bro i need someone who is good and can help me in a diamond casino heist [im not the best]

[pliant spindle]

Depend male or female char you playing

[fresh magnet]

@spark drum, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Casino: #pc-l｜casino-lfg

Requested by: @mental nexus

[mental nexus]

Also get good

[pliant kestrel]

Not even the guy would get this out of me 💔

[mental nexus]

[sharp dome]

Gooner 100%

[pliant spindle]

WHY YOU DON'T TALK?!!

[patent tusk]

😭

[mental nexus]

Nah bro honestly delete this only we saw this

[pliant spindle]

Like, we can talk???

[pliant kestrel]

WHY ARE WE HERE D:

[sharp dome]

If you attracted to angel's voice then its okay

[mental nexus]

How can you be attracted to a pixelated character on a game

[young hedge]

I can't imagine this guy playing gta 6 as Jason

[pliant kestrel]

I like the way she talks

[sharp dome]

Even though your a women. Just think how we must be feeling

[mental nexus]

It never depend bro

[sharp dome]

Katto wanna race!? F2f transformation ones

[pliant spindle]

Male char don't have much outfit than female

[mental nexus]

WAIT WALL IS A WOMAN

Oh shit i always thought bro is a bro

[pliant spindle]

Idk that one tbh

[sharp dome]

Remember the last time we played same like that

[patent tusk]

imagine they add lester as your ai assistant in mansion

[pliant kestrel]

katto 1.0 with a new name or katto 2.0?

[mental nexus]

I would never choose bro

[sharp dome]

Ehhh katto the burrito seller

[mental nexus]

Man honestly go outside

[sharp dome]

U imagine a lot

[half wedge]

Pure sex appeal

[mental nexus]

And touch some mfin grass

[patent tusk]

I really don't

[sharp dome]

U do do u

[mental nexus]

Dig in the snow

[patent tusk]

[plush jolt]

[pliant spindle]

Well, if you like it, just simp it

[mental nexus]

[sour galleon]

son 😭

[young hedge]

Has this server lost it again 🫩✌️

[patent tusk]

[mental nexus]

Bro got muted or banned

[sharp dome]

[mental nexus]

Good

Weird asf

[pliant spindle]

[sharp dome]

Your welcome

[glass pasture]

are the ulp missions worth doing at all if i don't have gta+?

[sour galleon]

lowkey this guy was funny

[patent tusk]

first mission gives you like 90k or smth

[mental nexus]

Fried Brain🫩🫩

[young hedge]

Fun missions

[sour galleon]

son you are level 50 in a gta server dont talk to me about fried brains

[pliant spindle]

Fun mission, or you can do Auto shop cuz it 2x

[hidden horizon]

What's good folks

[mental nexus]

Mf im talking about him

[glass pasture]

don't you need gta+ for that bonus

cus if not I'm doing those immediately

[pliant spindle]

Nope

I had gta+ but only 4x the ULP

[sour galleon]

ah sorry for shots fired lmao

[glass pasture]

contracts right? ill check em out

[near viper]

2x autoshop is gta+ only

[hidden horizon]

What's good people

[glass pasture]

aw man fuck rockstar

[pliant spindle]

Heh? Oh

[mental nexus]

Nothing n u?

[hidden horizon]

Nothing much

Tired asf tho

[mental nexus]

Same

[ancient vigil]

hi

[sour galleon]

chat is peaceful

[ancient vigil]

im new

[patent tusk]

nobody do it

[sour galleon]

hi new

[patent tusk]

I knew it

[ancient vigil]

hello how goes it

[sour galleon]

i’m rizzing up my teacher

[ancient vigil]

how old is she

[patent tusk]

80

[ancient vigil]

because teachers are always hot

[round ingot]

What does B2B mean?

[sour galleon]

she’s in her twenties and is goth

[sharp dome]

!b2b

[fresh magnet]

B2B or "Back to Back" refers to hosting any in-game activity (jobs, heists, etc) with another player successively (one after the other) in a way that suits both parties.

Requested by: @sharp dome

[patent tusk]

[round ingot]

ty

[ancient vigil]

you see if it were a hundred years ago she would be allowed to spank your bottom if u did something wrong

[pliant spindle]

. . .

[sharp dome]

[mental nexus]

Another one

[pliant spindle]

[sharp dome]

Should I get toreador

[pliant spindle]

<

Use that

[sharp dome]

What's that

[round basin]

orb canon to obliterate anyone

[sharp dome]

[sharp dome]

I asked u vehicle u dumb kat

[pliant spindle]

I'm a biker, not car lover...

Tbh, I really don't know

[sharp dome]

I give 2 option then

[pliant spindle]

Get this instead

[sharp dome]

Nightshark or toreador

[pliant spindle]

[sharp dome]

Hell naww

[pliant spindle]

Hell yawww

[sharp dome]

Nawwwww

[pliant spindle]

Meta gaming you know

[round basin]

get jdm karin futo trust

[barren charm]

Is Raiju sensitivity similar to Pyro's?

[sharp dome]

Wtf is that. The name is quiet comedy

[round basin]

the car itself is a comedy

[sharp dome]

Nah I don't buy cars that I don't use

[rich sluice]

no

[sharp dome]

Suppp

[rich sluice]

what

[barren charm]

The rudders or anything?..

[rich sluice]

aha

why’d you want me to sleep 😔

[sharp dome]

Spell mistake

[rich sluice]

mhm mhm sure

[sharp dome]

What

[rich sluice]

i’m in a conference call thing because of school 😔

[barren charm]

Yea nah both of u can go to bed

[rich sluice]

get me out of here

[plush jolt]

[sharp dome]

Ahh enjoy

[sharp dome]

Not until u got pc

[winged robin]

How to get help return moodyman to music locker mission

[uncut nest]

Wait for tom Connors to contact you

I believe you need a penthouse

[winged robin]

Ok

[rich sluice]

have a casino penthouse and be lucky that you get the mission

[barren charm]

How slow can u hover in the rogue?

I'm buying this shit someone said it's twitchy like the pyro

[uncut nest]

Wdym by hover

[barren charm]

Slow

[uncut nest]

U mean fly?

[barren charm]

Yea

[uncut nest]

If you have your landing gear out you go really slow actually

I love the rouge its great but it is a bit twitchy

[barren charm]

That's a good thing

[uncut nest]

For some not all

[barren charm]

Ig it's preference

[uncut nest]

I prefer the more smooth aircraft like the raiju or hydra

They aren't exactly smooth tho

[barren charm]

I like the Pyro's sensitivity bc of the skill ceiling

And the fact that if u learn it, ur basically untouchable

Exp sniper:👁️

[uncut nest]

Same thing with the rouge except you get a crutch with the explosive mg

[desert stream]

Best nightclub price doesn't matter

[trim sierra]

Hey hey. 👋😁

[barren charm]

Did rogue exp mg get buffed btw?

[barren charm]

Oi

[uncut nest]

Mission row is my fav

[trim sierra]

I’m new to the discord.

[uncut nest]

Not to my knowledge

[uncut nest]

Nice

People here are nice

[desert stream]

Hm

[nova pike]

Nice

[stone mirage]

Who warned me for that

[wintry river]

me

why

[sour galleon]

experiencing SA as a kid until GTA 6 next year feels so cool

[stone mirage]

Bc I disagree

[wintry river]

dm @pallid plover

[gloomy egret]

is there anyone willing to help me to do some sell missions ?

[desert stream]

What nightclub should I buy money doesn't matter the del Pierreo one is really close to my agency and west vinewood one is close to my weed farm

[fresh magnet]

@gloomy egret, you don't appear to have any platform roles. Please visit id:customize or #assign-platform-here to assign one and look for players in the respective LFG channels.

[uncut nest]

Weed farm is useless so ig closest to agency

Typically I try and keep all my business's close as possible

[pliant spindle]

Downtown, it near highway

[desert stream]

Okay I'm confused lol

[barren charm]

Yea the exp mg still butt

For ground**

[pliant spindle]

Confuse about what?

[plucky tree]

i have vespuchi nightclub idk if its best or not

[cold garden]

You!

[cold garden]

Best Nightclub would be the 2 Vinewoods

[hidden shadow]

chat what are good things to buy

[trim sierra]

Probably not that nice in a game of randoms..😂

[pliant spindle]

It's fine

[faint spear]

[uncut nest]

Most of the people in the discord are alright

Dk how they are in game

[desert stream]

Do the nightclub stuff do anything when u buy em like dry ice and dancers etc

[sharp dome]

Ehhh......sapphire

[cold garden]

No they're for cosmetics

[hidden shadow]

what

[sharp dome]

Scram jet

[uncut wigeon]

It puts dry ice and dancers in ur nightclub

[plucky tree]

Appearnetly I need a medium and large wearhouse to get max car wash income

[uncut wigeon]

don’t worry about it, people with 5 large cannot get small or medium

[pliant spindle]

.>

[plucky tree]

I only have 2 smalls on pc

[uncut wigeon]

would take hundreds of hours on return on investment

[tired fulcrum]

yo is trade glitch still a thing

[faint spear]

Gta at someone else's house is now setup

Can't sit in my normal chair for 2 weeks

Gnna have to win races on a big TV on a sofa

Also, i saw u Athena

[mental nexus]

Weird Flex

[faint spear]

Not flex, I am bored and alone

[bleak shuttle]

Get in line like the rest of us

[sharp dome]

That is flex

[faint spear]

[quaint acorn]

i completed vault explosives solo

[balmy vector]

when is diamonds?

[quaint acorn]

idk ask rockstar

[cold garden]

Potentially on Valentines day

[safe plank]

I got 10mil more. What should I get? Maybe avenger and hangar?? Worth it?

[balmy vector]

when starting a heist on the first first time, its gonna be diamonds right? instead of cash

[cold garden]

No first time is default cash

Even when diamonds are avaliable

[ember herald]

ok

[steep silo]

heyo

[ember herald]

nice

[cyan quarry]

Twwas the nizzzle before chrismizzle all threw the hizzle

[ember herald]

okay

[lunar radish]

Lamar? Is that you?

Or Jimmy.

[fervent pagoda]

What Business is worth upgrading i have Everything exept the mansion

[cyan quarry]

Yeah i hate filling up the warehouse they should add 3 of the people who sources crates

[cyan quarry]

Irs Trevor

[cyan quarry]

Get the mansion so u can mansion boost and teleport around the map

[slate cave]

I got 9.4M what do I buy 😭

[fervent pagoda]

Only think its worth it because u can handle Everything from one place

[winged robin]

Grotti Stinger tt

[mental nexus]

A yacht

[unique lagoon]

you can keep it on the cars u equip it on

[winged spire]

[slate cave]

Isn’t it like the most useless thing?

[winged robin]

Yes

[mental nexus]

Or just gamble everything

[rich sluice]

you do keep it

[winged robin]

Buy stinger tt

[mental nexus]

Or buy alot of cars

[slate cave]

Should I just buy a raiju?

And if so is it worth buying the terminal to get trade price first

[pliant spindle]

Buy Raiju full price anyway

[balmy vector]

yo gng how do genuinely fly on pc i never understand it

[rich sluice]

keypad

[balmy vector]

anything else? i just dont like the feeling on getting off my mouse

[meager pike]

guys

yo bro

anyone here rich?

[lunar radish]

Nothing will ever be as useless as putting a limited time horn on a toreador

[nocturne pewter]

Do you get high demand bonus’ for vehicle cargo sales?

[safe plank]

What are these crews?

[silver fractal]

hey

[delicate tiger]

yo

[plush jolt]

Buy issi

[sonic swallow]

maintenance?

[rich sluice]

yes

[brazen isle]

Yes (I said it louder)

[thin wolf]

YES(i said it even louder)

[unique lagoon]

fangirl behaviour from both of u

[umbral hemlock]

Not true as I logged on today and the Christmas horn I had bought and equipped to my baller st is now removed

[umbral hemlock]

It’s not actively on my baller st and it was just equipped last week or 2 weeks ago before the Christmas event was removed

[halcyon goblet]

I just completed the cayo perico heistwitu 2 other ppl

[unique lagoon]

lol alr bro

[rich sluice]

okay lowkey i’m not sure, it might be blacklisted like every other christmas cosmetic

[halcyon goblet]

I got 700k

[rich sluice]

real, all these fans smh 😔

[unique lagoon]

nice bro

[halcyon goblet]

Ok

[unique lagoon]

making it out of la mesa amirite

[halcyon goblet]

?

[candid basalt]

Name check

Can anyone see my name

[rich sluice]

change nickname rule 7

[candid basalt]

Bruhh

[silver fractal]

yes

[candid basalt]

I did

[unique lagoon]

youre a caveman

[silver fractal]

yes

[candid basalt]

What is it

[rich sluice]

do /nick lol

[silver fractal]

im on laptop now

[candid basalt]

Danke

Im new here

[rich sluice]

kd

[unique lagoon]

bitte

[rich sluice]

danke

[unique lagoon]

bitte

[bitter moat]

Guys i am a lvl 100 and who want to grind a money with me

[carmine wing]

what hsw car has the greatest handling?

[plush jolt]

No

[patent tusk]

probs niobe

[rich sluice]

the new fmj’s handling is pretty good

[rich sluice]

niobe is good but not really the best ngl

[brazen isle]

3 mil

[plush jolt]

The dev 8 is great too

[patent tusk]

[rich sluice]

i really hate the looks of the dev

[lunar radish]

It looks goofy asf tho

Z Type looks better than that

[plush jolt]

I got f1s on mine

[rich sluice]

that’s even worse

[plush jolt]

And on the z type

[fierce flower]

yolo

[rich sluice]

is all of that really skull worthy

[candid basalt]

Yes

[plush jolt]

I got uhhh

[wet elk]

It’s a good way to ruin a bad car lol

[candid basalt]

Absolute truth

I blow up any car I see f1s on

[wet elk]

In my experience F1 wheels seldom suit anything other than an F1 car

An exception being some trucks but even then they look bad

[candid basalt]

It spoils the clean looks of cars

[wet elk]

Definitely I much prefer chucking Bennys wheels on cars

[silver fractal]

i just made a car with f1s wheels

[distant bough]

I think that's more of an opinion than a fact for someone to be a f1 and Benny car vigilante lol

[wet elk]

Lol vigilante is funny on either tbh

[lunar radish]

I saw someone put f1 wheels on a wide body comet, looks amazing with the extended fenders

[candid basalt]

Just put it on planes and call it a day

[wet elk]

Fair yeah tbh I seen a couple of them they ain’t too bad

[wet elk]

I actually got a few planes with Bennys wheels lol

[plush jolt]

What car

[proven stone]

@vale bobcat may i know why u just randomly blocked me. i was doing something, how is someone that impatient lol

[distant bough]

I think we can all agree these tries are NOT for every car ofc.. some do look good you have to admit

[proven stone]

you message someone to help you with something, and you cry and piss yourself then block me because you had to wait 6 minutes

[silver fractal]

everon rs

[lunar radish]

Isnt that like a completely unsuitable car for it

[patent tusk]

[lunar radish]

Like u might aswell put f1's on a bmx by that style choice

[plush jolt]

💀

[lunar radish]

Bro some people have zero sense of style fr

[silver fractal]

i dont use f1s a lot mostly on trucks

[rocky creek]

[lunar radish]

Negative style

[silver fractal]

not every truck only some

[plush jolt]

I got good taste but i do some goofy ahhh shit

[pliant spindle]

Sooo erm....

[patent tusk]

do f1 tires even look good on cars?

[pliant spindle]

I did Auto shop mission like rob the vault....some random NPC just stole my Getaway vehicle and ran away...

[distant bough]

Some

[patent tusk]

steal a cop car and go the police station and steal the helicopter

[wet elk]

That’s just funny as hell

[pliant spindle]

I just did....I was like: Where my car, I open the map and saw the getaway icon moving at the beach...I

[patent tusk]

[pliant spindle]

[sand shore]

hi guys, some who know to do some glitch outfits?

[wet elk]

YouTube

[pliant spindle]

I also have video as well...

[distant bough]

YouTube

[plush jolt]

Some

[wet elk]

Very few

[distant bough]

Anything that uses a kasaka glitch probably won't work though

[rigid pine]

4 actually

[wet elk]

That sounds accurate

[patent tusk]

i think they look ugly

[lucid walrus]

beats u

[wet elk]

They all gotta be wide body’s

[rigid pine]

well yea, the br8, pr4, dr1 and r88

aka all the f1 cars

[wet elk]

Nice

[silver fractal]

did i put the wrong wheels for the evron rs

i mostly put bennys

[distant bough]

Opinion

[wet elk]

Generally all I put f1s on normal cars for is to change the tire design after so they revert to stock but keep the colour

[rich sluice]

*very few, there’s a single car on wich f1s look good

[silver fractal]

my friend puts f1s on every car no lie

[steep silo]

which

[rich sluice]

zhaba

[wet elk]

You need to orb him everytime you see him ngl

[silver fractal]

i unadded him yesterday he got annying

[plush jolt]

Imma beat that ass

[steep silo]

why

[plush jolt]

I know of a few tbh

[pliant spindle]

@rich sluice Accepted friend request

[rich sluice]

[patent tusk]

[distant bough]

It's easy to say all cars with f1s look wack, even if that's a common opinion.
There's still other who disagree. No one is wrong or right... Ig

[steep silo]

@rich sluice Accepted friend request :thumbsup:

[silver fractal]

idk i dont like many people

[plush jolt]

But bennys wheels look amazing on older looking cars

[distant bough]

I feels

[steep silo]

guys i like formula 2 more than formula 1

f2 wheels on my cars plz

[patent tusk]

f1 will look like f2 this year kinda

[rich sluice]

yippie

[plush jolt]

The old bmw or old Mercedes both look amazing with bennys

[distant bough]

I put Benny's on my parachute, it looks pretty sick

[rich sluice]

the rims themselves look good yeah, but not those ugly white lines

[lunar radish]

Nah the white walls are good on some cars if u design it well

[plush jolt]

I never use them, sometimes the letters but thats about it

[wet elk]

I want a glitch to put bmx wheels on a car just for shits n giggles

[silver fractal]

true

[steep silo]

i need issi with f1 wheels

[silver fractal]

that would be cool

[wet elk]

I’d straight up do it to my MOC 😂

[lucid walrus]

ur banner is adorable she has pretty eyes

[lunar radish]

I would put white walls if the car had white accents to the design, like a bunch of white stripes following the shape and corners

[thin edge]

Can yall add me man I just started

[fresh magnet]

@thin edge, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #ps4｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #ps4｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #ps4｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #ps4｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #ps4｜other-lfg

Requested by: @flat island

[lunar radish]

For example oppressor mk1 looks cool in some color + white secondary (because its striped or segmented), then u put some white walls to the wheels and voilá, good looking

[steep silo]

i will be ur frand

[cinder tendon]

I got the hakochu drag with hsw upgrades

I’m so happy

[steep silo]

come lets race

[cinder tendon]

What car you have

[steep silo]

same

[cinder tendon]

I can’t I have to go to school

[steep silo]

i have 80 cars whatever u wanna race with

including chernoborg

[steep silo]

aww go Study multiplication

[cinder tendon]

I’m on addition actually

[steep silo]

💀

[silver fractal]

i made the fastest vehicle in the game

[lunar radish]

Did you just go from flexing your car collection without provocation to poking fun of the fact they got to go to school?

[silver fractal]

nothing can beat my bike

[candid torrent]

Evening

[steep silo]

yes

[zealous onyx]

Hist

Whocome?

[nimble rain]

what is the best earn method pls anserw and can someone help to earn money PLS HELP

[silver fractal]

yoo

[lunar radish]

That was miserable to watch.

[nimble rain]

what is the best earn method pls anserw and can someone help to earn money PLS HELP

[steep silo]

shark cards

[nimble rain]

FREE

[candid torrent]

Yezzirr

[honest plaza]

omg holy shit i wasted 1 hr organising my vehicles

[steep silo]

cayo perico and Mc business sell during cooldown or else cayo b2b