gta-online

[dull radish]

Idk why or how I did that

[weak nexus]

np

[terse pine]

i thought it was a fun coincidence

[weak nexus]

I know ball

[pliant pewter]

Thats sad

[sour galleon]

hulk left the chat to find a job

[dull radish]

Legendary ball knowledge

[pliant pewter]

Job application you know

[weak nexus]

Real

[hot silo]

The hell is a job application?

[formal portal]

Hulk is back. Sorry for leaving

[terse pine]

riding in my fiat i really wanna see ya

[rich sluice]

Remember you are the captain, this is your operation, this your payday. I'm just the grease in the wheel, the elastic in the underwear, the caviar in the tin "- My captain

As we say in Russia, you can be accurate, or you can shit in your pants, not both.

[pliant pewter]

I need to get a job down bad 🤧

[terse pine]

i got the lyrics wrong

[pliant pewter]

Are you the same guy

[sour galleon]

hulk you leveled up, congratulations and i hope you reach every milestone you set for yourself

[terse pine]

[pliant pewter]

OHHH

[formal portal]

Hulk loves your words. Hulk wishes you the best of luck with your substance addiction

To a healthy and happy recovery @sour galleon ❤️

[sour galleon]

thanks lad

[pliant pewter]

Chat full of positivity

[terse pine]

it’s new

[pliant pewter]

❤️‍🩹

[formal portal]

Positivity makes hulks radiation reduce

Positivity hulk loves the chat and how it’s going

[rich sluice]

Which guy?

[pliant pewter]

You genuinely seems like a good person ❤️‍🩹

[vast yoke]

.

[weak nexus]

fuck you hulk turn red

[terse pine]

no

[terse pine]

[small void]

whatre some good missions for money/RP. lvl 20 asking

[formal portal]

Hulk apologises for not meeting your physical expectations

[pliant pewter]

Somone that was misoginy

[weak nexus]

[terse pine]

are you being racist to his green tone

[pliant pewter]

He kept saying pavel lines

[rich sluice]

Misoginy? What’s that?

[weak nexus]

hate green people

[pliant pewter]

misogynist*

[formal portal]

Hulk wants to say something. Racism is a very bad thing. It spreads hatred across the world. Hulk is sometimes ashamed from his color. Hulk also sees racism everywhere. I try to stop it but it spreads everywhere

[formal portal]

Hey gotta cut the rp for a bit thanks for that man

You seem like a good person too

Thanks for the kind words

[rich sluice]

I dont speak english very well. Im from Russia. Wat does misogntci mean brother ?

[weak nexus]

whos got this guy writing poems n shi dawg

[vague rain]

i actuallu just opened gta online and it let me on there for like 5 mins and then it kicked me

[formal portal]

Hulk doesn’t like the second to last word you said. Profanity is violent and it causes harm. Hulk forgives you though.

[rich sluice]

kapitan! what do you think mr rubio is doing right now? if you listen very carefully on sonar, you can hear him screaming.

[pliant pewter]

Well its pretty hard to explain but he was saying some bad things to women

[weak nexus]

bro we get it you are Russian

[ancient vigil]

hi

im new

[terse pine]

it depends, are you the police?

[formal portal]

Hulk welcomes you to gta online. Hulk asks how are you doing

[weak nexus]

this guy a fed ong

[pliant pewter]

They here for me 🤧

[ancient vigil]

im not a police

[weak nexus]

that's what the police would say

[ancient vigil]

and im good thanks hulk

[terse pine]

it’s him! get him boys!!! STEP OUT OF THE VEHICLE!!!!!!

[hot silo]

He may not be, but I am 😂

[terse pine]

i’m gonna need to see a badge number and id

[weak nexus]

[pliant pewter]

Anyway good night peoples

[rich sluice]

Why are you mad bro? Racist? I feel unsafe around you.

[terse pine]

im people. not peoples. that’s not my race.

[weak nexus]

Real be scared

boooo

[hot silo]

Unfortunately I can’t show you those. I’m not a fed cop though. I am a federal employee though

[terse pine]

kismaballs is dangerous when angry

[weak nexus]

I should go back to sleep

[terse pine]

you scare me go back to hiding

[terse pine]

🛏️

[hot silo]

No. Sleep is for the weak

[terse pine]

ok batman

[pliant pewter]

Cant you just say good night 🥲

[hot silo]

I can go back to lurking lmao

[terse pine]

you misjudged my race

[pliant pewter]

He is scary

[terse pine]

BUDONKADONKKKKK

[rich sluice]

I dont like racist people, so if i say something racist to you americans you will hate me for it.

[fair gulch]

to

[rich sluice]

Double standards are crazy you americans.

[terse pine]

what are you yapping about

[hot silo]

I’m American and I slander America so idk about that one

[terse pine]

tooooo

[terse pine]

i’m not american but i do too

[pliant pewter]

U canadien

[terse pine]

no

[pliant pewter]

Then what

[hot silo]

It’s kinda valid ngl. Only thing non-Americans can’t talk too much about is politics but it depends who

[pliant pewter]

Isn't that canada

[terse pine]

tbf canada can talk politics on certain things because of trump trying to eat canada but i don’t wanna be muted so that’s the last i’ll say

[hot silo]

That’s fair

[ancient vigil]

kisma balls are u asleep yet

[pliant pewter]

What

[vagrant orbit]

Oh no

[ancient vigil]

wh?

[pliant pewter]

Kiss what?

[ancient vigil]

not kiss my balls, kisma balls

[terse pine]

ohhh no

[ancient vigil]

the person

[pliant pewter]

Like my user?

[terse pine]

that’s inappropriate. rule 5!

[ancient vigil]

no stop please

im not inappropriate I swear

[sour galleon]

canada is too big how would trump eat it

[terse pine]

you never know man

i will give you to lester ols

[vagrant orbit]

mmmph.... canada... youre so big.m...

[pliant pewter]

You are not appropriate?

[terse pine]

[sour galleon]

alr pack it up lad

[pliant pewter]

Mommy?

[ancient vigil]

you can shove your "rules" sideways up your candy ass

[terse pine]

WHAT

[pliant pewter]

Wow

[terse pine]

WHY DID YOU BECOME HOSTILE

[vagrant orbit]

what is a candy ass

[pliant pewter]

Its like spiders at night on mc

[terse pine]

guys what use does the flatbed have

[vagrant orbit]

a flatbed

[terse pine]

does it just exist

[sour galleon]

sleep

[terse pine]

it is a truck with a flat back

[pliant pewter]

Nobody plays mc here?

[sour galleon]

it’s a flatbed

[terse pine]

motorcycle club

[pliant pewter]

Nah i cant do anything for u

[sour galleon]

this convo is going nowhere

[smoky crater]

Anyone able to help me get 3 million

[terse pine]

no

[sour galleon]

rude?

[valid torrent]

if your a modder dm me

[pliant pewter]

Buy me an xbox and i might help u

[terse pine]

rat

[smoky crater]

Lol im on ps4

[terse pine]

try @pearl sail

[pliant pewter]

An xbox and a ps4

[sour galleon]

if i see u in my session im orbing u

[terse pine]

yes, you’ll see me in your legacy session

[pliant pewter]

You be @ him in every situation 😭

[terse pine]

it’s useful

[pliant pewter]

Smart

[smoky crater]

Wym?

[terse pine]

that’s rude not smart

[sour galleon]

ah yea ps4 peasant i forgot

[terse pine]

who are you speaking to

[terse pine]

ok belinda

[tiny drum]

hi

[terse pine]

why? is that

[valid torrent]

dm if your a modder

[pliant pewter]

No

[terse pine]

you better watch it man

[tiny drum]

nb dming bro

[terse pine]

run!!!😭

haha

[formal portal]

Hello hulk here. How’s everyone?

[tiny drum]

run twan run!!!😭

[terse pine]

hi hulk

[pliant pewter]

Good night hulk

[ancient vigil]

hulk! how u doing?

[lament sentinel]

How to report scam?

[formal portal]

Hulk is doing amazing right now

[queen thicket]

@pallid plover

[pallid plover]

:exclamation:To contact the Moderators, please send me a Direct Message. Mentioning me does not alert moderators:exclamation:

[formal portal]

Hulk says hi back

[queen thicket]

is the suzume any good

i ain’t gonna buy it just curious

[hidden karma]

What’s the best 4 seater? (I’m on ps4)

[sharp dome]

Toredor?

[queen beacon]

Woohoo just made my first crew!

[brave laurel]

U guys think the cocaine club house is good?
I'm still broke
And need money
All I have is the CEO building and the car wash lol

[rich sluice]

You know, in Russia we have saying: Heaven is a place where you can drink same glass of Vodka, twice, huh? How many is it now, kapitan? i have lost count

[hidden karma]

anything besides that?

[queen beacon]

Oh wait I thought that was crew channel. Why can’t I post in there?

[terse pine]

nightshark

[terse pine]

ask modmail for the role

[limpid badge]

lfg add dc vogue_408 for heist - prisonbreak

[queen beacon]

Thank you!

[fresh magnet]

@limpid badge, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #pc-e｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #pc-e｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #pc-e｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #pc-e｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #pc-e｜other-lfg

Requested by: @sharp dome

[limpid badge]

if the cooldown wasnt 5 mins then i would

[sharp dome]

Rules are rules

[limpid badge]

💤

[sharp dome]

Lfg only allowed in those channels

[formal crater]

someone come do cayo

[hidden karma]

Why can I buy any cars? I have enough money, I’m trying to buy the Dinka sugoi

[cold garden]

Great time to do smth else instead of Prison Break in 2026

[cold garden]

Pick a color first

[hidden karma]

Thanks man

[pearl sail]

Is there an obsession here

I ain’t seen you mention anyone else🫩

[terse pine]

with the strawberry yeah

[pearl sail]

Peep dm

[shy mason]

the CEO limit makes the game so much worse

[loud elbow]

what's some fun game modes i can play

[terse pine]

gtao

[loud elbow]

just finished hasta la vista it was so fun

[terse pine]

why

[loud elbow]

what's grain

gtao*

gta online?

[shy mason]

ye

[loud elbow]

bruh obviously not that

i want a adversary or sum

[shy mason]

Races

[loud elbow]

na i need sum fun

[brave silo]

i bought a go kart

[sharp dome]

Lfg

[jaunty estuary]

would anyone do b2b with ruby necklace 4 gold

[fresh magnet]

@jaunty estuary, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #pc-l｜cayo-perico-lfg, #pc-e｜cayo-perico-lfg, #ps5｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #pc-l｜casino-lfg, #pc-e｜casino-lfg, #ps5｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #pc-l｜old-heist-lfg, #pc-e｜old-heist-lfg, #ps5｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #pc-l｜vehicles-lfg, #pc-e｜vehicles-lfg, #ps5｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #pc-l｜other-lfg, #pc-e｜other-lfg, #ps5｜other-lfg

Requested by: @sharp dome

[edgy hawk]

can someone help me do cayo in my first time? Im having trouble with the setups (yes even the first one)

[sharp dome]

#pc-e｜cayo-perico-lfg

[edgy hawk]

can they help me do the setups?

[sharp dome]

Yeh someone will i guess

[sharp dome]

The setups can be done solo too

[edgy hawk]

yes but I need help doing them because I always get caught and dont know what to do and where to go

[sharp dome]

Which setup u got stuck?

[edgy hawk]

the first one, gathering intel

[sharp dome]

Go the communication tower make sure no one sees you

U can use the bike near the airstrip

Lookout for cameras

[edgy hawk]

i went there last time through and couldnt find the bike, i dont think it spawns on the first time through with the kosatka and the plane thingy

[sharp dome]

Then use a car

Or you gotta walk away all that

[jagged saddle]

Quick best normal non jet war plane

[terse pine]

why

@pearl sail

[pearl sail]

🫩

[peak kelp]

Bro

[terse pine]

sis

[peak kelp]

This game is full of bugs

[brave silo]

fun

its really fast

[terse pine]

is it though

[crude gazelle]

yo what are like the 3 fastest cars with good handling

[brave silo]

google

[peak kelp]

Niobe

[wooden latch]

Hey guys l miss my old friends from play gta online from 5 year ago

[pearl sail]

3 f1 cars

[peak kelp]

That sounds boring

[terse pine]

that’s awesome find their homes

[terse pine]

don’t listen to him he’s tired

[pearl sail]

Shouldn’t be hard for you to sneak into places

[terse pine]

WE MADE A DEAL.

[peak kelp]

Damn she that small?

[terse pine]

6’5 on a good day btw

[pearl sail]

I was about to make an argument saying I didn’t call her small but I guess it don’t matter🫩

[peak kelp]

Is a negative symbol missing or?

[peak kelp]

Sorry 😞

[terse pine]

jfk is boy from thailand btw.

[vagrant orbit]

for freemode? banshee gts hsw, vigilante, hakuchou drag hsw

[terse pine]

vigilante is so cool

[pearl sail]

I’m not a femboy

[vagrant orbit]

thats cool im 6'6

[peak kelp]

“Good handling”

[terse pine]

m 66 years old unc

[vagrant orbit]

which one has bad handling

[terse pine]

the driver

[peak kelp]

Banshee but I still love it

Bro

[next roost]

the banshee is far from having "bad handling"

[vagrant orbit]

skill issue

i mean if u want best handling get the BR8 but it has the durability of a wet paper towel

[peak kelp]

It throws its back out more than grandma at a casino

[next roost]

this why people like awd cars

because a rwd car spins the back and people say "bad"

[peak kelp]

Not bad but definitely not good

[vagrant orbit]

i want to meet your grandma she sounds like a good time

[peak kelp]

You have to learn how to counter

[next roost]

not that hard to learn

[peak kelp]

She’s razist so what are you

I’ll tell you if it’s safe to engage

[pearl sail]

Puerto Rican

[peak kelp]

First timers yes it is

@vagrant orbit oh definitely don’t engage

[strong stream]

Yep

[pearl sail]

@vagrant orbit old heads don’t like your kind

[vagrant orbit]

what

[peak kelp]

Ye she would threaten you with a bullet

[pearl sail]

Because I’m Puerto Rican?

[vagrant orbit]

Jesus

all for dudes kissing dudes

[pearl sail]

Would she call me a dirty Mexican border bunny

[vagrant orbit]

smh

[peak kelp]

I meant for gondamar but yea you too

[next roost]

no doubt why people like the krieger

[peak kelp]

Probably

[vagrant orbit]

the fastest car in the game is the raiju

[jagged saddle]

Just finally bough a B-11 and a weaponized conda cause they’re both cool

[lapis hound]

car?

i can help you guys get money up. dm me if anyone wants

[oak vapor]

R the mansions worth it ?

[lapis hound]

yes

[oak vapor]

I do but im xbox

[lapis hound]

na only pc :((

mansion gives you a lot tbh

[peak kelp]

Ima crash out

[lapis hound]

why

[peak kelp]

#gta-media

[lapis hound]

whats wrong?

[terse pine]

hi guys

[lapis hound]

you dont know where is this building?

[lapis hound]

hi

[terse pine]

no

[lapis hound]

[peak kelp]

I been delivered it

[quasi ore]

its been hours and my acid supply dosent come wtf

[hidden karma]

Why does no one care about old heists💔

[next roost]

do you stay in a single session?

[quasi ore]

yeah im in a invitational session

[heavy stag]

terrible pay along with needing 4 people

[brave silo]

no

[hidden karma]

True

[shy aurora]

where are the LFG channels?

[bronze lily]

ive been trying to get people for humane labs and nobody wants to do it

[hidden karma]

Same here for prison break

[shy aurora]

check dms

[frigid mortar]

Does anyone know how to fix this, my friends NAT status is on Strict and mine is on Moderate, as soon as my friend gets near me my whole game just laggs, he teleports around on my screen, cars stop working, Heists glitch and so on

[plush dagger]

why is everybody getting burned in some online lobbies

[next roost]

the ones who really want to do the og heists are actually the ones that are filthy rich

[next roost]

just how it is

strict usually isn't great

[frigid mortar]

I noticed

[terse pine]

don’t talk or else

[brave silo]

or else

[hidden karma]

Why do I lag only In hiest setups? And not in heists/freeplay

[amber parrot]

anyone elses xbox screen been going black for a second?

[cold garden]

Modders doing their black magic as usual

[native pendant]

bought a vehicle workshop just to forget i can only customize imani tech cars 💔

[vagrant orbit]

HELP ME

nvm im okay

[polar steeple]

How do I get the trade price for the raiju

[spring lintel]

Do the avenger missions

[trail coral]

Wheres the lfg for casino heist?

[spring lintel]

It should be in LFG category

[proud veldt]

is america ok

[trail coral]

It isnt :(

[spring lintel]

Let me try this

[fresh magnet]

@trail coral, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #ps5｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #ps5｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #ps5｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #ps5｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #ps5｜other-lfg

Requested by: @spring lintel

[spring lintel]

There you go

[trail coral]

Oh ty

[spring lintel]

I don’t know

Depends how you look at it

[proud veldt]

it looks terrifying rn

but are ppl just going about their regular lives?

[hidden karma]

Mostly, but lots people live in constant fear of being deported, losing jobs/housing and many other reasons

[lethal shale]

We living fine brother

[proud veldt]

but they’re even deporting non criminals and ppl with greencards

[lethal shale]

Only expired green cards

[hidden karma]

Yes they are, it’s rooted in racism and hatred

[hidden karma]

Not even

[terse pine]

not here you’re gonna get banned

[lethal shale]

Yeah no politics

[hidden karma]

🤷‍♂️

[proud veldt]

definitely not

[lethal shale]

Shhh

[terse pine]

does your character look like the joker

[lethal shale]

It is

[terse pine]

omg do you have a pic

[lethal shale]

Hold on

Joker that’s in an MC lmao

[terse pine]

that sounds like sty

[modest zealot]

hi, where do I claim the free cover up for money laundring?

[formal portal]

Hulk says hi

[rich sluice]

@terse pine where did the miles morales guy go? The one that kept saying thorfin is mysoginistic… the spider man guy…

[terse pine]

went to bed i think, why?

[hard eagle]

what businesses should i focus on getting?

[formal portal]

Hulk thinks bunker and nightclub are very good businesses

Hulk also recommends getting a crew for bunker sales as they can be multiple vehicles in a short time.

Hulk also thinks agency and acid lab are very good solo businesses

[safe shard]

Can anyone mod my acc for me

[gilded yew]

game lowkenuinely dead

[formal portal]

From your high ass K/D

[coarse tiger]

The mansion ai voice keeps calling me Daddy but I'm a 40 yr old virgin

[vagrant orbit]

🫵🤣

[grim sierra]

Who got cayo?

[terse pine]

how😭

[steep silo]

oh

[steep silo]

because of angel AI

[coarse tiger]

I just was following my spirit guide lester

[terse pine]

i got to crew lvl 10 on issi crew now i can have the crew colour🔥

[terse pine]

is lester westwine

[steep silo]

im in spnk Crew and its some random green color

[steep silo]

people call me daddy

[terse pine]

we

[terse pine]

ew why

[terse pine]

oh, you mean angel?

[steep silo]

what crew is the best, can ps4 and ps5 people share a crew?

[steep silo]

yes the ai

because my spawn point is casino penthouse

[terse pine]

i’d say the ones with hello kitty icons and issi crew

[lethal shale]

Steve Carrell is that you??

[steep silo]

should i join issi crew?

i will buy 3 issi classic’s from arena war

[terse pine]

yes

[coarse tiger]

I have all my chest hair I'll take half his pay for the waxing scene

[grim sierra]

B2B pink Diamond 3/3 gold ngf looking for same or better

[terse pine]

i bought a vapid dominator and i love the look of it but i hate the acceleration

[fresh magnet]

@grim sierra, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #ps5｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #ps5｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #ps5｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #ps5｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #ps5｜other-lfg

Requested by: @steep silo

[terse pine]

what’s a brake bar

[steep silo]

to brake on time for girls like u

[terse pine]

what does that mean

[steep silo]

u accident alot

[lethal shale]

Sounds like an edible

[steep silo]

u don’t drive clean

[coarse tiger]

Sloppy even?

I need some sloppy

[steep silo]

@terse pine i drive with stick drift imma show u my gameplay once

[glacial herald]

Nobody told me I'm forced to listen to mid in the contract

[steep silo]

sorry don’t be offended

[coarse tiger]

ᡕᠵデᡁ᠊╾━

[steep silo]

there isnt autoaim in pc right?

[lethal shale]

[terse pine]

what is transmission

[coarse tiger]

You can go to auto aim lobbies

[steep silo]

to change gears

[lethal shale]

Blinker Fluid

[modest zealot]

does anyone know how to get the free car wash?

[terse pine]

is it fast

[steep silo]

depends on the car qt

[terse pine]

what is turbo tuning

[steep silo]

do it, it makes the car vvv fast

[terse pine]

what suspension for faster car

[steep silo]

basic one default one

[terse pine]

i don’t want a tall car tho

[steep silo]

and put Non bulletproof tires for better grip

[terse pine]

i watch tiktok during cutscenes

[steep silo]

tiktok is banned here

[terse pine]

do you think i’m rich

instagram then

[steep silo]

rich cuz u have a big heart

[terse pine]

holy airball

[steep silo]

makki u should come and visit andaman and nicobar islands w me

beaches with transparent water oh ma gawd

[terse pine]

i’ll visit to steal ur setup snd buy a million cars

[steep silo]

sure

[next roost]

not true but not wrong

[terse pine]

this is confusing me

i have a question

[steep silo]

say ask me

[terse pine]

is there a fast hellcay in this game

or do they all just suck

[steep silo]

i saw one at san andreas auto but i dont like em its decent speed

basically non hsw so 120 mph ig

[terse pine]

nightshark is fast for me

[steep silo]

then drive them

[terse pine]

how fast is nighdhark

i have but i want to buy more cars

[steep silo]

pretty slow

[brave silo]

slow

[terse pine]

well how fast is pretty slow

[steep silo]

nightshark is slow

[steep silo]

around 110 i get

[brave silo]

top speed is 114 fully upgraded

[terse pine]

you can relate btw

[terse pine]

wow i’m so speedy then

[chrome harness]

Hi guys i need some help, how do i access the hsw races? Im at the ls car meet and hao hasn’t contacted me yet and i dont see any hsw map icons

[steep silo]

i daily fmj mk 2

[brave silo]

i think my slowest car goes over 114

[terse pine]

maybe

[terse pine]

why would you wanna do that

[brave silo]

cause its fast

[steep silo]

itS h logo near the top and hotel

[terse pine]

fsat

[steep silo]

its 155 bro

[terse pine]

but don’t you crash and die

[steep silo]

i will destroy u in straight line speed

[brave silo]

nighdhark

[steep silo]

i have max stats

[terse pine]

why would you do that

[terse pine]

i don’t think that’s nice

[brave silo]

you arent nice

[terse pine]

i decline

[brave silo]

makki what car are u gonna buy

[terse pine]

yes i am remember yesterday

[steep silo]

makki what car do u drive irl

[brave silo]

makki is homeless and carless

[terse pine]

i don’t have my license i’m scared to drive

[steep silo]

her dad will show her power

[brave silo]

good

[steep silo]

what about ur fam

[brave silo]

one less very scary woman on road

[brave silo]

they all drive nightsharks

[terse pine]

no people make it scary for me i got told to run red lights because ppl will traffic me if im aloone at night

[steep silo]

makki should practice on Indian roads

[terse pine]

i don’t know much about cars

[brave silo]

thats...

[steep silo]

if u can drive on indian roads u can do anything

[brave silo]

or those really high skinny mountain roads

[terse pine]

WHAT

[steep silo]

india has that also

[brave silo]

@terse pine what are you buying

[terse pine]

i’m decorating

[brave silo]

buy a mansion

[steep silo]

makki pls buy obey i wagen with pink color build imma show u mine @terse pine

[brave silo]

i wagon is mid

[terse pine]

ook

how much is it and does it drift

[steep silo]

i have i wagen irl it isnt mid

[steep silo]

1.7 m

[brave silo]

irl it isnt, in game it is

[brave silo]

anything can drift if you try hard enough

[steep silo]

my family somehow only purchased audi’s since lifetime

[ebon zealot]

how do i go about making money with the boosts this week?

[brave silo]

ULP missions pay a lot

@terse pine we should do more of the ulp missions

[ebon zealot]

alr thanks

[terse pine]

i don’t want it to drift easily i want to have to force it to drift

[steep silo]

i had an audi a5 2013
then q5 till 2020
then A5 convertible
now current one

[brave silo]

then yes the i wagon would be fine

[terse pine]

i’m waiting for the pics btw

[brave silo]

so would any other heavy car

[terse pine]

is the face ugly

[steep silo]

okay imma send it today

[brave silo]

No not really

[steep silo]

its 9:26 am monday for me

[terse pine]

then get a pic

[brave silo]

bros on the opposite timezone as me

[steep silo]

makki u dont insult my audis my fav brand

[terse pine]

send me it please

[brave silo]

ok

[terse pine]

mine too

[steep silo]

im at sri lanka, andaman nicobar side

[brave silo]

ohhhhh its the suv?

[steep silo]

south asia

[steep silo]

yes used by Knoway

[steep silo]

black ones used by knoway

[terse pine]

do i need turbo and transmission

[steep silo]

i love volkswagen group cars
VAG

[next roost]

sure why not

[terse pine]

i don’t trust anybody named tony

[next roost]

engine turbo transmission all of them

[coarse tiger]

Plug in your VAGCOMM

[steep silo]

i have audi mmi

[coarse tiger]

I had an a4 it was good 👍

[steep silo]

merc c class is so mid oh ma gawd

[steep silo]

😍 now what u have

[coarse tiger]

Hyundai sonata limited

No German car

[steep silo]

i have hyundai aura
kia carens

[brave silo]

RS6 will forever be a dream car

[coarse tiger]

My buddy picks me up to smoke alot in the vw Passat tdi

[steep silo]

bro the salesman was convincing my father to buy s5 sportback

but we didnt want to spend that much

[brave silo]

wild

[terse pine]

i have a question

[steep silo]

what question u have now

[terse pine]

do i need engine tunes if it doesn’t change anything on the stats

[coarse tiger]

What is love

[terse pine]

like top speed, acceleration, yadayada

[terse pine]

baby don’t hurt me

[brave silo]

what car

[steep silo]

u know i used to have a minion soft toy teddy, i got hurt from its eyes then my mom gave it to a poor person’s child and he is still playing with it @terse pine

[terse pine]

idk dominator smth

[lethal shale]

Still Don’t know, will find out one day.

[brave silo]

those are actually really nice

[terse pine]

see that is adorable and very nice

[brave silo]

...which one

[steep silo]

gta players dont get love

[terse pine]

i’m checking lazy bum

[brave silo]

rude

[terse pine]

vapid dominator gtx

[brave silo]

that thing is so slowwww

[terse pine]

i apologzie

[steep silo]

its really sunny today at sri lanka

[terse pine]

yes i want it faster

[brave silo]

i have one of those its literally my slowest car lmao

mines fully upgraded

[terse pine]

that’s what you said about the last one

[brave silo]

no i swear

[steep silo]

@terse pine dms

[lethal shale]

How about them patriots…

[brave silo]

i wish gta would add my car to the game

[terse pine]

i don’t

[brave silo]

rude

[terse pine]

send me it

[brave silo]

thats why you bought a slow mustang

my car?

[terse pine]

yes

[brave silo]

fine

[terse pine]

I LIKE IT NOW IT TURNS SO COOL

[brave silo]

its so slow tho

[steep silo]

y’all should try tuk tuks irl

[brave silo]

absoultely not

[steep silo]

its fun

i drove one

[brave silo]

id rather ride in a carriage

[steep silo]

meh

[terse pine]

you’re too peasanty to

[brave silo]

basically

[steep silo]

these britishers are ruining my beaches bro

its annoying

[pearl sail]

We apparently can’t compare to her royal family status

[terse pine]

no

[plain shoal]

Anyone have work dispute ready in their MOC?

[terse pine]

you can’t actually because i’m the queen

[brave silo]

makki owns a rolls royce

[terse pine]

26 of them

[steep silo]

she is the daughter of the Canadian billionaire Lawrence stroll

[brave silo]

she doesnt drive cause she has a butler

[steep silo]

at my country chauffeur costs 1k usd a month

[terse pine]

that’s not bad actually

[steep silo]

permanent

[next roost]

Lawrence Stroll

[real quail]

Lance

[steep silo]

makki is lance stroll’s sister

[lethal shale]

I have a 2008 Toyota 4runner…does that work??

She’s got high mileage but purrs like a kitten

[brave silo]

hey my dad has one of those

[pearl sail]

Shit probably runs like a dream

[steep silo]

toyota doesn’t sell 4runner here only Land cruiser and Fortuner

F

[brave silo]

you definently drive a prius

[steep silo]

i had an og 2005 innova @brave silo

[brave silo]

i have never heard of that

[dapper crane]

Whats high

[pearl sail]

🫩I have a Corolla

[steep silo]

search innova

[brave silo]

that was my second guess

[lethal shale]

Hell they got good gas mileage.. I ain’t complaining

[pearl sail]

U act like it’s a bad car

[brave silo]

i never said that

[dapper crane]

I win i have shit box altima

[pearl sail]

How shitty is the shitbox

[steep silo]

nissan went bankrupt here lmfao

[dapper crane]

Super

[terse pine]

um excuse me everyone

[pearl sail]

How many parts are missing

[brave silo]

altimas are good unless they run out of oil

[lethal shale]

Team Yota

[terse pine]

why do i have two characters i did not purchase another one

[brave silo]

no

[terse pine]

yes

[steep silo]

its a gift from me

[brave silo]

because they are free

[terse pine]

well take it back i hate it

[steep silo]

it has flowers also

[brave silo]

i hear footsteps running around my house

[terse pine]

i don’t like the smell of those

[brave silo]

i live alone...

[pearl sail]

Prolly makki

[steep silo]

u like fart smell i know u fart qheen

[terse pine]

sorry that’s my dog @pearl sail

[brave silo]

no she stays in the walls

[terse pine]

WHAT

[elfin relic]

hi

[brave silo]

what the hell

[terse pine]

are you okay

[steep silo]

its a joke 😭

[brave silo]

bad time

[terse pine]

hello

[elfin relic]

now its time

[brave silo]

time to sell deluxos

[terse pine]

it’s tiiiime

[spice egret]

slips out a brap with a cocky smirk

[pearl sail]

Quick reminder she’s a humongous 4’11

[elfin relic]

!gta

[fresh magnet]

Please keep the chatter relevant to GTA and refrain from spamming or LFGing.

For non-GTA chatting, please visit #community

Requested by: @elfin relic

[steep silo]

zinnia whos dat scary diva in ur pfp

[terse pine]

no i’m not

[brave silo]

no

[elfin relic]

album cover

[brave silo]

5'0?

[pearl sail]

You aren’t getting hired bruh🫩

[elfin relic]

now gta only people

[pearl sail]

5’1 is it

[brave silo]

lets all run away to the community chat

[steep silo]

can i grief u in gta5 online

[terse pine]

ok

[elfin relic]

if thats you in your profile pic with some onlyfans model u paid to smile for a pic no

[lethal shale]

My mom says that’s not safe

[terse pine]

good thing you specified. she might’ve thought you meant gta6 online

[steep silo]

@terse pine she is being rude to me

[gray spade]

what channel do I have to post in to gain streaming access?

[fresh magnet]

@gray spade, you don't appear to have any platform roles. Please visit id:customize or #assign-platform-here to assign one and look for players in the respective LFG channels.

[flint vector]

YOO THIS IS GTA

[gray spade]

No way, is it really?

[flint vector]

FR TS GTA FR

[jolly comet]

fr??

[flint vector]

FR FR

[gray spade]

Dope, GTA!

[jolly comet]

i thought this was fortnite server

[flint vector]

GTA FOR EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[gray spade]

No, it's GTA

[flint vector]

GET TAGGED ARABS!!

[jolly comet]

ohhhh wrong server

[weak nexus]

i woke up in a new buggatti

[flint vector]

NEW BUGATTI SMELL LIKE HOMELEES PPL YUHH

[fresh magnet]

@gray spade, you don't appear to have any platform roles. Please visit id:customize or #assign-platform-here to assign one and look for players in the respective LFG channels.

[elfin relic]

im gonna assume this the typical 14 year old meetup here from these messages

[jolly comet]

u got a bugatti in gta , your rich

[flint vector]

14 inches not years

[weak nexus]

u so tuff gang

[jolly comet]

im sorry what?

[elfin relic]

so is your pinterest pfp

[flint vector]

@elfin relic

[ionic nimbus]

if you own any Karin you're rich enough

[elfin relic]

nah your good dw

[jolly comet]

what do u mean

[elfin relic]

hello

[jolly comet]

what is a karin? like the armored car

[flint vector]

How much can we find you for on the BM? @elfin relic

[weak nexus]

ty

[jolly comet]

im new to gta man

[elfin relic]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[ionic nimbus]

Karin Sultan, Karin Boor, Karin Vivanite, etc.

[elfin relic]

its the karuma or the armoured one and its like 700k or somin.

Sultan you can get from an npc

[jolly comet]

i think i had the sultan before idk

[weak nexus]

Kan is so much better than karins

[jolly comet]

the one from the first hiest mission right

[jolly comet]

kan?

[gray spade]

GTA is the best game ever

[jolly comet]

yes i love gta

[weak nexus]

kan deez nuts fit in yo mouth

[elfin relic]

if u mean the fleeca heist, no you drive an asea

[flint vector]

cap gta is better @gray spade

[jolly comet]

AHHH MANNN YOU GOTT MEE

[flint vector]

You drive a minivan @elfin relic

[elfin relic]

if u mean irl no

[twin bridge]

6 7

[gray spade]

GTA vs gta, which is better. Online is better

[jolly comet]

oh fr, dont we steal the armored one

[elfin relic]

yea u do in the 2nd prep

[flint vector]

nah I mean in the near future @elfin relic

[jolly comet]

67 67 67 67 67

[pliant spindle]

We do steal that one

[elfin relic]

prob not

[flint vector]

@elfin relic yall all end up moms eventually

[twin bridge]

Lame

[jolly comet]

u said it first i js joined u

[twin bridge]

What the fuck is their profile

[elfin relic]

not even gta related

[twin bridge]

No

[jolly comet]

i had a feeling

[jolly comet]

i knew i remembered

[gray spade]

why are there filthy console players here

[jolly comet]

yes you did dont lie to me

[twin bridge]

:(

[elfin relic]

why is there some kid thinking having pc is like having god on there desk

[twin bridge]

On where desk?

[weak nexus]

what ur pc specs

[gray spade]

tell me you're too poor to build a pc without telling me you're too poor to build a PC

[twin bridge]

Good luck with the hackers

[elfin relic]

i can build a pc but i got do adult things you wouldnt understand since mommy and daddy pay your bills

[gray spade]

if you couldn't afford to build a pc before you def can't now

[weak nexus]

what ur specs dawg

[twin bridge]

Why the hell would you even play GTA online public sessions on PC

[gray spade]

bcuz i can

[weak nexus]

why not

[twin bridge]

Did you miss my reply where I mentioned hackers?

[twin bridge]

Hackers

[elfin relic]

still can. someones wealth doesnt matter about building a pc. its a persons preference what they wanna play gta on if its console or pc

[gray spade]

GTA is full of dude posing as females

[uneven current]

what about females posing as dudes

[weak nexus]

lowk dont stop me

its not that bad tbh

[twin bridge]

That’s a significant safety risk

[weak nexus]

ill enjoy the game instead

[gray spade]

there's no benefit to that

[twin bridge]

Until they fuck with you

[weak nexus]

is that the reason u are on ps4?

😭

[twin bridge]

There is to them, maybe they want to experience different types of interactions online with people who think they’re talking to another guy

Just like some women don’t use microphones or webcams

But the microphone thing is more reasonable than the others. Pretending to be a guy instead of just leaving your gender up to ambiguity is a lot more complicated

[gray spade]

that's hella specific

is there something you want to confess

[twin bridge]

Band

Na

[weak nexus]

ts ps4 player goin deep ash

[twin bridge]

Wtf was that

[weak nexus]

😭

[twin bridge]

Ts means this shit

[weak nexus]

typo

[twin bridge]

All good

[elfin relic]

bro is trying to be davey rn from the FIB doing a file on his desk

[gray spade]

chatting here is what you're doing on a sunday night.... maybe time to rethink your life choices

[weak nexus]

LMFAOOOO

[unreal cloud]

Fuck you rockstar games fuck your name and fuck your game fuck you millions and fuck your billions fuck the food that you eat

[twin bridge]

It happens🤷. I’ve heard of girls leaving their gender ambiguous and not making any mention or specification of it, and not using a microphone, so they don’t take a chance of getting harassed. But it’s not the norm

[weak nexus]

fucking the food is a lil too far icl

[unreal cloud]

Sorry

[elfin relic]

erm i think he set the alarm off at cayo again chat

[unreal cloud]

No the modders just put me in a cage again

[gray spade]

how can you even chat on Discord from a console?

[rich sluice]

yall getting that hacker who’s blowing shit up?

[unreal cloud]

No

[steep silo]

im the modder

[twin bridge]

Not sure if you can use text chat, but I believe you can see a list of Voice channels

[unreal cloud]

My modders are worse than that

[elfin relic]

tbh, your not steve haines with the FIB so it doesnt really concern u and this gta server not some priority file for 800k

[unreal cloud]

They be kicking everyone then replacing them with npcs that are invincible that infinitely taser you and chase you round the map in insurgent pickups

[twin bridge]

You’re

[jolly comet]

modder?

[steep silo]

model

[jolly comet]

like u mod on gta

[twin bridge]

W tag

[steep silo]

i mod in Minecraft

[twin bridge]

High speed car chase tag is the shit

[jolly comet]

minecraft modding

[elfin relic]

u do realize staff members here can ban u for claiming your a modder right?

[steep silo]

im kidding

and im on ps5 i dont mod

[jolly comet]

u can get banned in this server?

[terse pine]

yes

[elfin relic]

if u break a rule

[twin bridge]

Obviously

[jolly comet]

like even your gta account?

[steep silo]

makki got banned 10 times

[terse pine]

no i haven’t

[jolly comet]

they can ban that quick

[terse pine]

i’ve been muted twice i think not banned

[elfin relic]

thats cause they finally got the proper licensing to drive the nightshark better

[fringe raft]

I’m actually stunned no one has mentioned the vapid bullet is now back in stock, that car became the hardest car to get for decades

[jolly comet]

i meant like even your gta account

[twin bridge]

No, I don’t think so. Unless there is a significant instance that would merit that

[terse pine]

i am the best at driving

[steep silo]

the only way to protect is invest money and Acquire minority stake in TakeTwoInteractive

[pearl sail]

Muted from epicness

[pliant hemlock]

How do I hsw upgrade my car

[real quail]

Go to ls car meet

[terse pine]

@brave silo i feel left out i wasn’t invited to it

[twin bridge]

This sounds like people asking if any activity in passive businesses that are linked to the nightclub will have any effect on the nightclub accruing stock

[terse pine]

real

[twin bridge]

Fucking app

[brave silo]

makki can u see me

[twin bridge]

Glitching

[pliant hemlock]

I don't see the option to do the hsw there

[fathom flume]

just spent $30M on my other character just to find out businesses don't progress on the other when you're not on it...

[brave silo]

haha

[real quail]

Then it's not a car that can have one

[brave silo]

im watching @terse pine customize her car

[pliant hemlock]

Can I hsw upgrade the FMJ mk 5?

[terse pine]

HOW

[twin bridge]

It still works for active options

[fathom flume]

wdym?

[weak nexus]

its still nice to have

[steep silo]

its good yes

[brave silo]

inside ur shop

[pliant hemlock]

Where do I hsw upgrade it

[terse pine]

how did you even get in

[brave silo]

the front door

[terse pine]

you’re like a rat

[brave silo]

im coming back in

[real quail]

https://gtacars.net/gta5?q=hsw

[twin bridge]

Passive options will not work in the background unless that specific character is currently online, but you can still do active options on your other account that has cool down that count in real time even if you aren’t in online

[steep silo]

hao special works in lscar meet press the button for customisation/upgrafes

[terse pine]

I GOT INVITED TO THE MC CLUB

[brave silo]

rude

i didnt even know that many was possibl

[twin bridge]

Cayo diamond agency etc

[brave silo]

i asked him to inv me

[fathom flume]

ah so you mean like i can do cayo on my alt whilst waiting for my main's cooldown

ahhh that's kinda cool ig

[terse pine]

SOTP DESPERATE

[weak nexus]

yea

[elfin relic]

bro named 2 heists then a office 😂

[fathom flume]

i dont have my job warps on my alt tho so....

[wild badger]

[brave silo]

i lowkey wanna do an 8v1

[terse pine]

#food

[terse pine]

ask him but don’t kill because i’m nice

[wild badger]

nothings there

[twin bridge]

It has the contract which is an active option that counts down in real time

[elfin relic]

do it so franklin can come defend his home

[terse pine]

because of you

[elfin relic]

o

[wild badger]

im not posting every meal i eat🫩

[steep silo]

if u all were at ps5 we both would have attacked them

[brave silo]

hell no im not winning that

[terse pine]

😭 😭 im crine

[jolly comet]

is the nightclub a good business

[fathom flume]

😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

[steep silo]

buy garment factory

[elfin relic]

real. enjoy u food we dont wanna see your asmr facial expressions over a sandwich and tapping it

[pearl sail]

Makki think we have to🫩

[terse pine]

que do your think

[brave silo]

bro theres two in raijus one in an moc one on an oppressor and one in a heli

[jolly comet]

garment?

[terse pine]

i HATE the tapping

[unreal cloud]

They shot mendez!

[brave silo]

and one in an acid lab

[elfin relic]

garment factoryy

[fathom flume]

"do your think" holy

[steep silo]

i take deluxo with ghost mode and spam

[wild badger]

she saw 1 hot pocket n wants to see all my meals

[terse pine]

THING.

[brave silo]

come out of auto shop

[wild badger]

no .

[unreal cloud]

Yer fakin ded

[terse pine]

yes i do

[jolly comet]

garment better than nightclub

[elfin relic]

u cant kill el rubio stop setting off cayo alarms

[pearl sail]

Watchu know about eggo waffles

[twin bridge]

Anything that continues progress when you aren’t in any type of online session will be good for a second character if you aren’t concerned about passive businesses not looking in the background when you’re not using that character. Like you can rotate cayo diamond Dre cluckin bell knoway out

[wild badger]

got some in the freezer rn

[light badge]

[unreal cloud]

I don’t do cayo anymore I only do vehicle source it’s so fun

[wild badger]

but the mini cinnamon ones

[pearl sail]

What type?

[elfin relic]

broke

jk

[pearl sail]

I got buttermilk rn

[unreal cloud]

I am broke but I have fun

[terse pine]

AN NPC RAN OVER MY CHARACTERS BEHIND💔

[elfin relic]

well least they got a flat ass now

[brave silo]

time to murder this guy

[unreal cloud]

Just buy the mule custom very good car

[brave silo]

@terse pine might wanna run

[terse pine]

are your eyes red

[brave silo]

yes

[dapper crane]

Eggs are nice

[elfin relic]

easy, if ya dont see it on game website then it isnt in game anymore

[terse pine]

🥞 breakfast time

[brave silo]

deluxo time

[pearl sail]

Bro it’s midnight

[unreal cloud]

Wanna see how deep it goes before it gets real anybody?

[elfin relic]

thats wht he said

[hidden horizon]

What's good prople

[brave silo]

should i grief the 8 man cargo

[pearl sail]

Don’t say that bro🫩

[terse pine]

NO

[elfin relic]

ngl that be funny

[unreal cloud]

I hate griefers

[terse pine]

don’t do that to my group

[brave silo]

im doing it

[unreal cloud]

I always give aerial support

[hidden horizon]

What's the context of this message

[elfin relic]

imagine jus bombing makki then leaving 😂

[jolly comet]

is the deluxo good

[spice egret]

should i get the buzzard

[unreal cloud]

Let the human mind have fun

[hidden horizon]

Yes

[dapper crane]

Yes

[steep silo]

mid

[unreal cloud]

Stromberg better

[hidden horizon]

Do you have kosatka?

[steep silo]

amazing

[elfin relic]

its logic. u can even ask google. it got removed when one updates came out

[steep silo]

no

[terse pine]

@brave silo grief the cargo

[jolly comet]

is it alot of money?

[pearl sail]

Crazy switch up

[hidden horizon]

Like 4 mil I think. Can't remember

[jolly comet]

should i save up for it, i dont have any good business yet

[spice egret]

i do and i already have the sparrow if you suggest using that instead

[steep silo]

then buy good businesses first

[hidden horizon]

What do u have rn

[unreal cloud]

Just spend all your money on really expensive cars

[terse pine]

somebody killed me and they didn’t defend me

[hidden horizon]

Sparrow just kinda better overall

[dapper crane]

Just get facility and do btb

[coarse tiger]

sparrow

[elfin relic]

get cayo

[spice egret]

im mixed on it because i've heard good things about the buzzard and how you can like spawn three of them as a ceo, but also yeah it's pretty old now

[dapper crane]

Yes but buzzard Og

[jolly comet]

4 MILLION FOR DELUXO?

[coarse tiger]

ceo buzzard with GRTAT+

[jolly comet]

what are good businesses bro

[hidden horizon]

Idk can't remember

[coarse tiger]

GRTTRAT+

GRTA_

[jolly comet]

only ceo office and mc

[dapper crane]

Machine gun so good

[elfin relic]

the fuck is even that 😭

[hidden horizon]

5.75 mill my bad lol

[jolly comet]

i will never have enough for that

[coarse tiger]

GRATRATRATA

[hidden horizon]

I'd get either an mc business or a special cargo warehouse

[spice egret]

to be fair like half the cars are 2 million at this point

[dapper crane]

Just spent 6 mill on a fucking “modded” fmj

[elfin relic]

lester in his house trying to act like hes in the hood

[dapper crane]

A waste

[hidden horizon]

What businesses do you have?

[jolly comet]

which is the best mc business

[elfin relic]

careful with mentioning modded stuff

[brave silo]

@terse pine i blew up one

[rich sluice]

is online just not playable anymore in enchanced?

[jolly comet]

i know i just steal off the road for mine

[hidden horizon]

Not sure, I think they're all decently equal. I don't have any tho so don't quote me

[jolly comet]

only ceo office and mc

[elfin relic]

u can

[rich sluice]

every lobby i join its just the entire lobby dying becuase everyones being set on fire

[elfin relic]

modder

[hidden horizon]

Would you rather do heists to make money or cargo and stuff like the weed, counterfeit and meth

[spice egret]

honestly valid. just a bati 801 from off the street will take you really far

[jolly comet]

thank you for the help man