gta-online

[plush jolt]

Ikr

[dreamy stratus]

who

[foggy hatch]

?

[thorny token]

LFG channels

[lofty latch]

lol im talking about them hitting absolute headshots through kuruma's part armored window, how is that my skill issue

[fleet estuary]

I got a black freind and he lets me say it

[plush jolt]

Wtf is happening

[weak nexus]

YOU DAWG YOU

[wintry river]

sometimes we purge messages after warning/muting someone

[hidden shadow]

just headshot em first idk what to tell you

[foggy hatch]

for what woiuld i get banned for mate r u dumb?

[plush jolt]

U see that too ??

[dreamy stratus]

!lfg

[fresh magnet]

@late condor, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Casino: #ps5｜casino-lfg

Requested by: @dreamy stratus

[foggy hatch]

holy mods

[weak nexus]

i told yall it was duviet/////

[foggy hatch]

the mods are goated here

[plush jolt]

Explains a lot

[dreamy stratus]

fr

[foggy hatch]

yall have the braincell of a peanut these 2 guys only i mean

[lofty latch]

im not looking for a solution all im saying is they definitely increased the ai difficulty

[foggy hatch]

omg he got banned how didnt he get banned his messages dissapeared omg how!

[fleet estuary]

Imagrated from the GTA v server

[weak nexus]

corny ash

[foggy hatch]

shh

[wintry river]

what

[hidden shadow]

like thats a bad thing

[weak nexus]

emigrated? but then that doesnt even make sense

[dreamy stratus]

everyone in this chat lowkey assholes

[foggy hatch]

GG

[hidden shadow]

i think he mean immigrated

[fleet estuary]

The GTA story mode server is overmodded they mute u for say in money

[pliant kestrel]

[plush jolt]

Wai did that lil kid bet banned ?? The one who cane back as a changed man ???

[thorny token]

It's gta5 ofc they're imbeciles

[weak nexus]

but that doesnt make sense, hes already in this server

[dreamy stratus]

Yep

[foggy hatch]

valorant ur here too

[hidden shadow]

he went from gta5 server to this one

[fleet estuary]

Black sheep

[weak nexus]

theres another server?

[hidden shadow]

prolly

[foggy hatch]

yea theres 2

[thorny token]

Sorry I'm not that deep into the stupid people lore , I must've had something called education

[foggy hatch]

ts was tuff u want a medal

[thorny token]

No , a cookie is better

[fleet estuary]

Day 1 on tiktok

[pliant kestrel]

wha

[foggy hatch]

what flavor

[jagged sedge]

A little difficult to believe, we're living in profoundly stupid times

[ripe crystal]

Yo guys,what does cmm mean?

[dreamy stratus]

who is you🥀

[thorny token]

Criminal master mind

[ripe crystal]

Okkk

Ty

[thorny token]

It's a challenge

[fleet estuary]

Not the sever owner

[pliant kestrel]

Theres doomsday criminal mastermind then apartment, DCMM and CMM

[ripe crystal]

Okkk

HAHAHAHAHAHHAH

[weak nexus]

yall know any servers for vehicle trading allat stuff?

[solar storm]

Does this server accept begging🙏

[pliant kestrel]

Could use #pc-e｜vehicles-lfg

[pearl sail]

🫩

[weak nexus]

Rip in advance

[pliant kestrel]

Rule 10

[foggy hatch]

gg

[weak nexus]

prefer something where people upload images so i can filter through lowk

[solar storm]

And what is that

[wary lynx]

!rule 10

[fresh magnet]

GTA Online Discord - Rule 10

Advertising, begging and trading are prohibited. Exceptions apply to trading of strictly in-game GTA content or services (e.g., "Help me sell crates and I will help you with your heists").

Requested by

@wary lynx

[fleet estuary]

The GTA invite link does 100%

[jagged sedge]

She's a Wall

[weak nexus]

lowk dont have a specific want, might just buy anything i find cool

[fleet estuary]

2026 by the way

[jagged sedge]

Yeah it's new to me too

Isn't nature amazing?

[weak nexus]

reaction spamming

duviet, vaporize this guy

[foggy hatch]

gg

[pearl sail]

🫩

[pliant kestrel]

We should club em'

[wary lynx]

Mods, use that man's RAM as a cutting board

[weak nexus]

Lowk my duviet summon ritual aint working

[foggy hatch]

NO pls

[oak wedge]

Tf?

[weak nexus]

@wintry river use vaporize

[foggy hatch]

nice gender boss

[wintry river]

whats that

[jagged sedge]

Mods, throw this man's ram in a data center

[pearl sail]

Yo bru you the raptor bot or sum?

[weak nexus]

pokemon type shi

[wary lynx]

Likewise

[wary lynx]

[foggy hatch]

i dont know how to respond to this one boss

[hazy pond]

W

[weak nexus]

See the guy got muted, the duviet summon worked

[pliant kestrel]

Hes the uh, another region version if raptor

[pearl sail]

@wintry river he’s basically calling you a pet used for his own amusement

[hazy pond]

what

[foggy hatch]

um

[wintry river]

wow rude

[wary lynx]

Look at my bio, I have to update the counter now...

[weak nexus]

[pearl sail]

Tick ts to 15

[foggy hatch]

balkan?

[wary lynx]

Yuh

[foggy hatch]

im slavic but that works too

[hidden shadow]

why isnt vincent calling me

[thorny token]

Join another session and drive around a bit

[hidden shadow]

aight

[foggy hatch]

im slovak i dont speak THAT

[thorny token]

Sometimes it's slow

[oak wedge]

Jajjaja

[wary lynx]

Niko/Niko isn't a gender I've seen before but I fw it

[tidal galleon]

why is it always the low levels trying to get into deathmatches

[foggy hatch]

ty boss

[thorny token]

Cause they wanna have fun

[placid hemlock]

Please keep the chatter relevant to GTA and refrain from spamming or LFGing.

For non-GTA chatting, please visit #community

[thorny token]

Or annoy people

[foggy hatch]

i like my name a lot

[hidden shadow]

ME and the boys all hate gerald

[foggy hatch]

whos WE

[jagged sedge]

Why, what did he do?

[hidden shadow]

long missions pays basically nothing

[thorny token]

People not balls

[hidden shadow]

what

[jagged sedge]

That's 90% of contact missions

[wary lynx]

That's every contact mission

[foggy hatch]

guys im stealing a car with a tiger what is this

[hidden shadow]

no

[wary lynx]

Almost all contact missions use the same base pay structure

[foggy hatch]

is a a blue dot

[thorny token]

Go to wherever the mission takes you

[foggy hatch]

ale nerozumiem

[thorny token]

Maybe it's a drug vehicle

[pearl sail]

Why are you colored vro

[foggy hatch]

thanks boss it has a dead tiger in it ithink

[pearl sail]

I wanna be teal like you

[wary lynx]

Why is what colored

[foggy hatch]

oh its a movie prop !

[pearl sail]

U a different blue

[foggy hatch]

idk whats a movie prop but its a movie prop

[wary lynx]

It's the associate role

[jagged sedge]

He's part of the elite club

[thorny token]

You can gather movie props to earn a costume from the movie director near Del Perro

[pearl sail]

How you got ts

[foggy hatch]

wow

[wary lynx]

The easy and more likely way is to apply for it

[pearl sail]

When u apply for something u need to meet a requirement 🫩 which is?

[patent tusk]

you again

[hidden shadow]

how do you distract guards

[wary lynx]

Don't be an asshole

[thorny token]

Griefing as an adult

[patent tusk]

[foggy hatch]

i delivered it

i got 10K and 1/10movie props returned

[patent tusk]

you don't have that

[muted terrace]

Making the opp mk2 children suffer I like that

[pearl sail]

What about a reasonable asshole

[atomic swallow]

which hangar is worth it

[foggy hatch]

gg

[muted terrace]

Facts

[wary lynx]

I mean don't be an asshole unconditionally

[thorny token]

You don't call yourself a griefer if you go after griefers, they're most likely just blowing anyone up

[flat bolt]

Aint no one on my level i've got 3 drinks on my desk

[muted terrace]

Man i would've joined if I could took some extra night shifts this week so I can't fuck 💀

[wary lynx]

what

[formal yew]

Someone help me out, I put a street car in my garage and it took out another car I actually brought from Legendary and I can’t find it in any of my garages

[pearl sail]

You want me to have a high honor run?

[patent tusk]

he's tweaking

[muted terrace]

Yeah they blew up my fucking coke bike

[shadow turtle]

any1 on pc enhanced wanna do prison break with me?

[oak wedge]

Bro, I can't even count my drinks coz I'm in a club

[wary lynx]

Nah that's not necessary, jokes aside just don't be a bad influence or example

[short mirage]

Any german Player on xbox?

[jagged sedge]

Look it's fake

[muted terrace]

Oil money

[flat bolt]

that's the type of commitment i need, lmao

[pearl sail]

What if we all come together to make fun of that one 15 yr old like we did earlier is that fair enough 🧐

[flat bolt]

i agree even tho i wasnt there

[patent tusk]

fuj

[oak wedge]

Escobar?

[wary lynx]

I wouldn't do that, no

[weak nexus]

duviet vaporize this guy

[wary lynx]

Call them out for their bullshit but don't make fun of them or harass them for it

[flat bolt]

ayyyy

[muted terrace]

@pearl sail SIR, A SECOND VELLUM HAS APPEARED ON THE ARCADIUS TOWER!!!??? WHAT SHOULD WE DO??

[oak wedge]

Was Escobar called Putin?, the name sounds familiar

[pearl sail]

Wrong president 🫩

[weak nexus]

its a real person

[oak wedge]

Idk

[atomic swallow]

yall what hangar is good

[weak nexus]

fuh no

[muted terrace]

Route 68 or zancudo

[weak nexus]

you wish lmao

[icy jay]

Hi, is it possible to add a ps4 player when I'm on pc?

[weak nexus]

nuh

[oak wedge]

U shud join voice chat.

[weak nexus]

why

oh fuh no

[oak wedge]

That answers everything

[jagged sedge]

Apply? Don't they reach out to you instead if they want you?

[weak nexus]

stick to flying or crashing idfk

[wary lynx]

That was the hard way I was going to mention

[jagged sedge]

I thought that was the only way

[oak wedge]

Huh

[pearl sail]

They gon reach out if I shake sum for the job?

[muted terrace]

@wary lynx are thou the rapter bot?

[oak wedge]

Idk why but.. u give kid vibes

[jagged sedge]

Chill

[patent tusk]

[wary lynx]

Associate application openings are rare, I don't remember the last time they happened

I think I was referred rather than applying

[crisp pawn]

algn unas carreras

[pearl sail]

Aye put in a good word for ya boy

Trust I’m totally worth it frfr

[tidal galleon]

well they can try but I don't think its very fun killing someone 3 times then getting killed 20 times

[muted terrace]

Fuck does associate role even do

Is it some type of staff application or just a fucking role you can flex

[candid hawk]

are there like people who host sessions with just people looking to make money and not blow up others shippments like half my shipments get blown up by some 12 year old with a trigger finger

[pearl sail]

Yeah

[muted terrace]

If it's just a flex role why the hell are there applications for it 💀 (oh look at me I filled an application for a virtual role which has no benefits whatsoever)

[candid hawk]

where do i find them then

[vagrant orbit]

How do I buy the car wash?

[muted terrace]

Same man

[vagrant orbit]

nvm

[candid hawk]

shi is free rn

[muted terrace]

You realized quickly

[candid hawk]

pick it up

[tulip lake]

If anyone ever needs help with a heist, just hit me up lol jump on. I’m on right now too.

[pearl sail]

Okay so like

[jagged sedge]

It's not a flex role, it's basically given to contributors in the server to... Contribute further

[pearl sail]

I just got picked up when asking for help selling in the ps5 other lfg

[muted terrace]

That's it?

[flat bolt]

chesse

[pearl sail]

You COULD do the same thing and get lucky or just ball out and ask somebody

[candid hawk]

hmm i see

[atomic swallow]

yo who is selling 3 hangars in a restricted area

[compact shoal]

Is the gooch still in the game

[pearl sail]

Hol on I might be able to cook u up

[candid hawk]

fym

china?

[empty folio]

i used a mod menu and now I.C.E agents are at my door

[muted terrace]

Good luck

[jagged sedge]

I didn't realize we got to this point now

[empty folio]

guys don’t hack they find you with battle eye💔

[muted terrace]

Nah rockstar just using efficient methods now

They sendin I.C.E at yo house if you mod

[candid hawk]

i get kicked for breathing

[atomic swallow]

ICE is for deportation not security

[candid hawk]

my crew kept getting removed from my cayo finale today yall know why?

[muted terrace]

Works for security aswell

[atomic swallow]

i am so sure he lives at america as ICE is not so great in rep

[candid hawk]

mosad better

[manic igloo]

can someone do a heist with me but give me most of the percentage ik its weird but i just need 1.5m for flying motor

[candid hawk]

go to cayo channle

[muted terrace]

Find a rich gta online friend

Become a gigolo man instead

[twilit glade]

What's the best location for clubhouse and counterfeit business

[muted terrace]

Cheapest one

[atomic swallow]

guys quick the LSIA hanger 1 or LSIA hanger A17

[candid hawk]

the one near vine wood imo

[twilit glade]

Can you tell me the name of the clubhouse and counterfeit business location

[candid hawk]

hell nah man half my time gets spent going back n forth between my places

[candid hawk]

imma send a pic hold up

[muted terrace]

NGL counterfeit bussiness is so ass besides why spend a shit ton only to have location near vine wood

[twilit glade]

It got bonus rn

[pearl sail]

Counterfeit is better at sandy shores tbh

[muted terrace]

That's actually better otherwise you'd get location drop offs at sandy shores instead

And just use spawn at clubhouse

[weak nexus]

Get the most expensive one

[pearl sail]

I position my business 3-2 city sandy so it’s faster to sell ngl

[sand moth]

The only reason I got it was cause it’s free otherwise other businesses are better like the weed farm

[vagrant orbit]

so what do the moneyfont businesses do

[candid hawk]

how to send img

[twilit glade]

Dm

[vagrant orbit]

reach level 5

[pearl sail]

I wonder🫩

[candid hawk]

sed

[stuck yacht]

wait do you get banned for talking about glitches?

[twilit glade]

What kind

Like clothes?

[candid hawk]

lmao

[stuck yacht]

uhm the kind that made me millions

[candid hawk]

can i send links will i get banned or smth?

[twilit glade]

🧐

[pearl sail]

Just like the other money front businesses they give a 10% bonus on that specific business as long as the heat isn’t 100%

[twilit glade]

Just send the pic in my dms

[weak nexus]

Might be just safe to not talk about glitches here. But we can always talk about glitches in priv dms tho ifykwim <3

[vagrant orbit]

that's why I'm asking John. lets lose the attitude

[stuck yacht]

it only works on pc thoo bc it saves differently

[thorny token]

I mean , if they're new they probably don't know how good high levels are , play depends on who you pvp with , I've met high levels that are trash and they could also be newbies with XP glitches

To a new player it's just something else to do

[vagrant orbit]

does it boost nightclub thats the only selling missions i do

[candid hawk]

accept my req

[muted terrace]

Tell me in dms please

[pearl sail]

Nah vro

[manic igloo]

@icy kindle i just need 1,5m so i have 8m and then i can buy the flying motor

[icy kindle]

Bur you cann grind

Own like

[pearl sail]

Don’t blow all 8 just do the client jobs🫩

[icy kindle]

8M opressor Mk2 is trash

[grim needle]

Does anyone mind helping me get better idk what to do because I did Dax and Vincent

[icy kindle]

Save some money and buy opressor mk1

[pearl sail]

🫩mudd

[manic igloo]

thats bad si sold it for mk2

[icy kindle]

He is 3M can fly and u need bunker and Moc for missles

[candid hawk]

is it even worth it

[vagrant orbit]

Sparrow is more useful than mk2 for doing jobs

[thorny token]

Go to the Cayo LFG channel , help people in their cayos , gather money for the kosatka , get the kosatka and the sparrow then grind Cayo and buy whatever you want

[icy kindle]

Mk1 is Funnier then Mk3

Mk2*

[candid hawk]

i was thinking of buying it or should i get the sparrow i already have the kosatka

[thorny token]

Sparrow is goated , get it

[pearl sail]

Dms vro

[manic igloo]

wil you help me get mk2

[hollow kelp]

hello

[vagrant orbit]

Sparrow. its better than the mk2 for everything except PVP. you can instantly spawn it anywhere from the interaction menu and it doesnt use your personal vehicle spot

[grim needle]

Lfg?,how do I help in peoples cayos?

[icy kindle]

I cant now Help I cant play

[fresh magnet]

@grim needle, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Cayo Perico: #ps5｜cayo-perico-lfg

Requested by: @vagrant orbit

[manic igloo]

alr

[thorny token]

Yes LFG , you just grab whatever loot they want you to grab and you can make like 300k+ in 10 minutes

[icy kindle]

Is you dream to buy mk 2 ? Or

[manic igloo]

ye

[icy kindle]

Oh then u cann buy What Level Are you?

[vagrant orbit]

Wait does the mansion completely get rid of raids on MC businesses

[icy kindle]

I have to go Bye

[tidal galleon]

i guess

[manic igloo]

86

idk why i am still broke

[pearl sail]

I put him in a grinding discord vro, the most efficient people I’ve ever see

[candid hawk]

did u spend everything on snazzy cars?

[manic igloo]

no buisnesses😭😭😭

[pearl sail]

Cuz you not shakin ahh on the streets like we are

[vagrant orbit]

?

[candid hawk]

true

they call me the d1 hooker of del peiro

[lilac night]

Who's on gta 5

[foggy hatch]

guys if i buy a agency can i upgrade my scramjtet

[pearl sail]

🫩start with bunker then move to the cash business rn

Make sure you get the car wash too since it’s free

[fathom flume]

what time do gun vans n stuff reset, in GMT

[vagrant orbit]

We already on gta 7 unc keep up

[candid hawk]

weeed farm good rn along with night club

[stuck yacht]

nope, you need the moc i think

[foggy hatch]

really?

[candid hawk]

that yohan guy gotta be annoyed by how much i call him

[pearl sail]

Nahh cash is better rn, fully upgraded and with car wash is 993k on full sale MINIMUM

1.45 with max HDB

[weak nexus]

has there ever been a way to get rid of your mule custom , the nightclub delivery vehicle

[pearl sail]

🫩

Just wait longer for yo shi to get real full sweetcheeks

Then use the big one

[weak nexus]

fu that

[lilac night]

Anyone coming on gta

[weak nexus]

no

[pearl sail]

Impatient ahh😭

[weak nexus]

im a generous man, i just wanna give tony more money

god forbid a person wants to pay his slave better

[sour galleon]

you're tonys slave actually

the guy has more status than any character in the game

[south mulch]

Wsg who's down for a dogfight

[weak nexus]

i dont see tony having 100 m in his bank

[muted terrace]

That's because he took your money like lester

Legal way of robbing

[candid hawk]

thank god i never bought it

[pearl sail]

He’s laundering money

[pearl sail]

Shi ain’t legal🫩

[cunning bramble]

Why get rid of it

[weak nexus]

gang we are selling 5 different illegal shi through the nightclub

nothing about it is legal

[weak nexus]

its so ahh 🥀

im sleeping

[cunning bramble]

Yh but then u either sell lower in the speedo or wait longer to sell more in the pounder

[unique lagoon]

tony a fat fuck he doesnt deserve my 100k

[cunning bramble]

Don't mod brotato🥀🥀

[spiral scarab]

i just want outfits

[unique lagoon]

😭😭😭😭

[spiral scarab]

ion want all that god mode and shit

[humble girder]

thats what they all say

[spiral scarab]

im not a loser that needs to rely on godmode lol.

[stuck yacht]

usually you get caught pretty quickly unless it's an invite only

[sour galleon]

he was broke in gta 4 but he still lived in luxury, in gta online he made a comeback with the nightclub business

[weak nexus]

My nightclub where I pay him

[spiral scarab]

alright nvm, have received a warning. nice.

[cunning bramble]

Fucking raptor just warned me for saying this that's why you don't have any real air to air kills

[lunar radish]

I got a friend to log into my account and put a gun belt with badge on my swat outfit. Looks awesome.
I look even more swat than the swat npcs

[weak nexus]

what happened

[lunar radish]

You dont need to get yourself a mod menu, just know someone you can trust who has it already

[spiral scarab]

raptor got me lol

[weak nexus]

real

[cunning bramble]

He's a prat sometimes

[stuck yacht]

or YouTube and reddit tutorials

[cunning bramble]

That's why he gets no air to air kills

[spiral scarab]

thats what im going to look into next, ty.

[sour galleon]

also this guy says he wants nothing to do with the illegal stuff but still gets his 10% cut

[weak nexus]

I let Tony slide tho

[late badge]

what is chop chop doing in my bed

[cunning bramble]

"laundering fee" like stfu

At least he caps out at 100k

[sour galleon]

this is worse than lester and his 20%

[weak nexus]

Lowk the most imp step

[cunning bramble]

Nah chalk tony

[weak nexus]

Lester got the skill for his prices tho

[cunning bramble]

Lester is a molester idk how he bagged Georgina

[weak nexus]

nerd rizz

[cunning bramble]

Probably

[lunar radish]

Naww dont hate on tony, he from gta 4😭
He should be liked for the nostalgia sake😭

[cunning bramble]

Fuh naw gng🥀😭✌️

[sour galleon]

that last casino cutscene was so wild i never saw that coming

[surreal pier]

yo guys,my random is ahh at casino heist

[lunar radish]

Fuhh naww🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

[weak nexus]

normal gta day

[cunning bramble]

Literally

[hidden shadow]

what happens if i complete elite challenge on knoway out

[cunning bramble]

The USA comes to steal Greenland

[stuck yacht]

Lester is balls, made me quit the legit way 😔

[lunar radish]

Ah yes. Casino's aggressive approach ending cutscene

[hidden horizon]

Can confirm

[hidden shadow]

vruh just answer legit pleas

[stuck yacht]

you lose sm money aggressive tho

[cunning bramble]

You get a bit of extra money

[hidden horizon]

I assume you get paid more

[lunar radish]

Worth it to watch lester molest

[hidden shadow]

like how much we talking

[glass atlas]

HI DANSKER! 😄

[hidden shadow]

halløjsa

[cunning bramble]

I think from 500k goes to 625k but I'm not sure

[hidden shadow]

holy guacamole

[weak nexus]

Duviet, vaporize this guy

[hidden shadow]

duviet dont do that

that wouldnt be very nice

[sour galleon]

who tf is duviet

[cunning bramble]

I meant from base 500k u go up to 625k so 125k extra but then again I'm not sure, someone once said it I'm just repeating

[cunning bramble]

Like the most known mod here

[wintry river]

i will vaporize you

[hidden shadow]

holy guacamole thats a lot

[pearl sail]

Duviet, use “that wouldn’t be very nice”

[tiny smelt]

bro help i cant open my game LOL

[weak nexus]

wtf

[hidden shadow]

based

[thin wolf]

vaporize us all

[cunning bramble]

I refuse

[lunar radish]

What talking abt?

[cunning bramble]

WE are not getting vaporised

[cunning bramble]

Knoway out elite challenge

[thin wolf]

YOU specifically

[hidden shadow]

knoway out if u complete elite challenge

[lunar radish]

Ahh

[thin wolf]

sams are on their way

[lunar radish]

Its dogshit😀

[cunning bramble]

I will drop a JDAM at your exact coordinate

[hidden shadow]

waht the fuck is a jdam

[cunning bramble]

Guided bomb

[thin wolf]

bomb

[hidden shadow]

oh

[lunar radish]

Avi storyline is good to complete for a first time, and then never again. Too many steps per mission, takes too much time in total

[wintry river]

btw @cunning bramble sorry for the miss fire, i removed that warning

[hidden shadow]

guys top 3 planes OAT?

[sour galleon]

basically the kosatka missile

[hidden shadow]

i dont got the kosatka

[cunning bramble]

Cheers Duviet👍

[thin wolf]

for what exactly

[cunning bramble]

Eurofighter, Typhoon and EF2000

[hidden shadow]

good ranking i rate it 9/10

[thin wolf]

whats that one swedish jet called

[cunning bramble]

Gripen, good friend of mine

We operate in joint exercises sometimes

[hidden shadow]

boi is NOT a eurofighter

[thin wolf]

Hm, thanks for that information

[cunning bramble]

Nah look at my pronouns in my profile they say Euro/fighter so yes I am

[hidden shadow]

chat which plane has the most aura

[cunning bramble]

Probably B2 Spirit honestly

[sour galleon]

wright flyer

[cunning bramble]

That's my great great great great great great great grandpa tbf

[sour galleon]

yea im old school

[thin wolf]

hi old school

[pulsar tusk]

anyone got a spawn playlist for xbox

[hidden shadow]

me personally i think the me262 is cool

for lowk being the first jet fighter

[cunning bramble]

O yeah he's my great great great great great uncle

[thin wolf]

valid, looks nice too

[hidden shadow]

and llowk had mad aura for inciting fear in allied fighters with their speed

[cunning bramble]

"It went by like we were standing still"

[gloomy bramble]

hi are we allowed to talk about modded accounts

[thin wolf]

best looking plane oat?

[cunning bramble]

Me but im biased of course

[sour galleon]

wright flyer

[hidden shadow]

lowk f22

[thin wolf]

i was lwk gonna answer but imma let duviet answer

[sour galleon]

nop gotta check out the russian gta servers for that

[hidden shadow]

f22 or the bf109's

[cunning bramble]

Duviet would probably say to go to off topic channels

[gloomy bramble]

ok do u have link?

[hidden shadow]

is this valid tho chat

[thin wolf]

kinda, im not a fan of the wings tbh, but thats just my opinion

[sour galleon]

no lol i dont speak russian

[fathom flume]

~06:00 GMT

[manic igloo]

why does nobody wanna do a replay glitch

[weak nexus]

Lockheed cl1201

[gloomy bramble]

okie

[fathom flume]

risky

[manic igloo]

why

[fathom flume]

any glitch has some risk

[hidden shadow]

u can get banned

[thin wolf]

yes

[golden plume]

i did replay glitch and didnt get banned

[cunning bramble]

U don't tend to get banned for replay glitches

[hidden shadow]

hell yeah

[manic igloo]

oh alr ty

[gloomy bramble]

really

[hidden shadow]

u still can tho

[thin wolf]

if u abuse it a shit ton

[cunning bramble]

If u abuse it for tens of millions a day

[sour galleon]

i made 5 million in b2b i don't think rockstar gives a shit

[cunning bramble]

Given they're unpatched for literally years as of now

[thin wolf]

i wouldnt do more than 3 a day tbh

[gloomy bramble]

what’s b2b

[stuck yacht]

replay glitches are tiring, there are much better ways

[wintry river]

talk about? yes, sell them or advertise them? no

[golden plume]

like what

[thin wolf]

man u r a very slow typer /j

[hidden shadow]

how do you even do replay glitches

[sour galleon]

back to back meaning you replay heists without all the prep

[thin wolf]

on console u just close the game at specific cutscenes after the heist

[hidden shadow]

what abt on pc

[stuck yacht]

similar to apartment glitches, makes you 5.5 mil in maybe a minute?

[thin wolf]

same for pc but pc can do replay glitch and get the money, console have to do b2b

[gloomy bramble]

howe

[hidden shadow]

so pc is better for replay?

[thin wolf]

yea but idk whats patched and whats not so do ur research

[sour galleon]

pc better for everything lowk

[stuck yacht]

oh can't talk about it here or else the hammer 💔

[hidden shadow]

true

[thin wolf]

modded takes?

[fathom flume]

yh but imo, if u started gtao in 2026, u might as well just go balls to the walls with glitches

[stuck yacht]

nope

[hollow remnant]

i like ur name ellie

[stuck yacht]

modding is an easy way to get banned

[thin wolf]

i started July 2025 and havent really abused replay too much but ive gotten a solid like 12m out of it

[stuck yacht]

glitching like replay or ahk doesn't relay info to r* servers therefore you're safe

[vagrant orbit]

rockstar could patch replay glitches whenever they want they just choose not to

[stuck yacht]

they can't

they work on a p2p system

not a server-client

[hidden shadow]

is it like against the rules to ask for tips for glitching

[gloomy bramble]

look in dms

[fathom flume]

no

[hidden shadow]

oh w

[vagrant orbit]

that doesnt stop them from patching it

[fresh magnet]

@urban cosmos, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #xb1｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #xb1｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #xb1｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #xb1｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #xb1｜other-lfg

Requested by: @wintry river

[fathom flume]

imo i just use glitches as a supplement

& for motivation

[stuck yacht]

they physically can't without remodelling the entirety of gta 😭✌🏻

[hollow remnant]

chat i gave ellie a compliment, and she wasnt even bothered to give me a thanks... thoughts? is free kindess dead?

[hidden shadow]

does anyone know when to close game to replay glitch on cluckin bell ?

[hidden shadow]

i say thanks on her behalf lowk u seem like u need it

[lunar radish]

Yea it is

[fathom flume]

whos ellie

[stuck yacht]

hey sorry i didn't notice, thanks tho 😭

[hollow remnant]

i named my daughter ellie as well actually

[desert dove]

yo guys whats the safe num to do cayo replay can i do like 10+ times?

[stuck yacht]

that's cool

[stuck yacht]

yup just don't go on a shopping spree like it's friday

[fathom flume]

naming ur daughter after ur crush is a bit weird

[jagged sedge]

Not according to your status

[fathom flume]

but wtv floats ur boat

[hidden shadow]

why do youtubers make replay glitches look complicated ash

[thin wolf]

u aint the main character

[hollow remnant]

but my wifes name is sophia

[desert dove]

soneone told me u only supposed to do it 4 times

[stuck yacht]

im lia, Ellie just sounds cooler

[pliant kestrel]

Theres no set amount, so be you don't get more than ~4.249m within 30 minutes, you are fine

[hollow remnant]

agreed

[stuck yacht]

nope, it doesn't matter as you don't contact r* servers

[thin wolf]

so 2 diamond cayos every 30 mins

[desert dove]

i did like 10 m in like arnd 3 hours is that bad

[pliant kestrel]

you'll be good

[stuck yacht]

talking about glitches is one thing but admitting to it is another 💔

[thin wolf]

not an official server

[jagged sedge]

No one has ever been banned for the replay glitch

[pliant kestrel]

Basically, you also can't earn more than 2.55m within a single transaction as well

[desert dove]

thanks yall smart

[frail vine]

Bro is begging allowed?

[stuck yacht]

i got timed out earlier 😭

[thin wolf]

think u can get rank reset

[pliant kestrel]

{r:10}

[fresh magnet]

GTA Online Discord - Rule 10

Advertising, begging and trading are prohibited. Exceptions apply to trading of strictly in-game GTA content or services (e.g., "Help me sell crates and I will help you with your heists").

Requested by

@pliant kestrel

[gilded sage]

This will sound stupid, but can you still obtain the Black Joggers?

[thin wolf]

do yall js not read the rules

[pliant kestrel]

You can, through missions

[blissful leaf]

im so confused please can someone explain. i just did the first/last dose missions in co-op, but the brickade 6x6 only unlocked for the host. first off ... WHY. why would this not progress?!?!? second ... is there a list somewhere of the missions / quests that DO actually progress together as co-op? or are heists literally the only thing worth doing together ....

[sour galleon]

bro just dropped the j word

[gilded sage]

Do I need a friend for it?

[fathom flume]

if u call me master it is.

[hollow remnant]

i like ur profile picture

[thin wolf]

which btw is so dumb cuz u can get more than that legit

[frail vine]

Some kid keeps begging for Cayo bro so now im starting to tweak out cuz how is no mod seeing it

[thin wolf]

ty

[stuck yacht]

you'd need to do it as the host if you want the brickade for you too 😭

[thin wolf]

just ignore him

[hollow remnant]

ur profile looks really aesteticly pleasing.

[pliant kestrel]

First and last dose is a special type of mission series, there are very few instances where only the host can do stuff, like on cluckin bell, the crew may randomly not have a keycard for the doors, and only the host can unlock them for the crew members, as the crew's objective will simply be "go to the office" until the cocaine targets are stolen

[frail vine]

He's saying it in the Cayo ps5 channel its getting on my nerves. And he's fkn 11

[jagged sedge]

[hollow remnant]

[fathom flume]

u like looking at little anime girls?

[sour galleon]

[jagged sedge]

Holy reach

[hollow remnant]

Xbox < PS/PC/SWITCH/IOS/ANDROID

[thin wolf]

incredible pfp

[gloomy bramble]

are we allowed to talk about money glitches for pc enhanced

[pliant kestrel]

Ranking Ps above xbox is criminal 💔

[fathom flume]

cope

[thin wolf]

console wars🥀

[lunar radish]

@jagged sedge i just noticed you got a gta 5 profile picture effect or what this is called

Shit that looks cool asf

[sour galleon]

i'm a big fan of yours also

[pliant kestrel]

You can, although they have to be money glitches that retain to legit players, it cannot involve stuff like mods or cheats (stuff like AHK is allowed)

[stuck yacht]

ps has always been better 😔

[hollow remnant]

facts were dropped

[pliant kestrel]

Its no longer obtainable

[stuck yacht]

is ahk really that popular?
i assumed it wasn't known

[lunar radish]

How was it obtainable tho?

[humble girder]

xbox WAS good until they decided to be more greedy

[pliant kestrel]

Through a quest like during november of 2024 for completing 15 minutes of playing gta

[lunar radish]

Nooooo im late😭

[jagged sedge]

Here's hoping it comes back

[pliant kestrel]

Very known although not known enough to the extent people would know it

[thin wolf]

whats ahk?

[hollow remnant]

#gta-online message

[lunar radish]

Gotta hope they put it for sale sometime

That thing looks awesome

Especially for a gta fan

[pliant kestrel]

• *Quest items will remain exclusive to nitro after the {2} month trial has ended for the quest item

[shell pine]

anyone here like pvp on gta enhanced pc?

[stuck yacht]

unless you're on pc, it's practically useless 😭

takes a bit to learn, automating scripts, pretty helpful

[sturdy geode]

Why does document forgery have to be such a shit ass business?

[jagged sedge]

Yes?

[thin wolf]

seems complicated

[pliant kestrel]

I don't like doing pvp but I like watching, preferably also within 5 feet of people doing pvp

[sturdy geode]

I observe 700m away

[stuck yacht]

not too much, but sorta

[fresh magnet]

@gloomy bramble, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #pc-e｜cayo-perico-lfg, #xb1｜cayo-perico-lfg, #ps5｜cayo-perico-lfg, #xb-s｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #pc-e｜casino-lfg, #xb1｜casino-lfg, #ps5｜casino-lfg, #xb-s｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #pc-e｜old-heist-lfg, #xb1｜old-heist-lfg, #ps5｜old-heist-lfg, #xb-s｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #pc-e｜vehicles-lfg, #xb1｜vehicles-lfg, #ps5｜vehicles-lfg, #xb-s｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #pc-e｜other-lfg, #xb1｜other-lfg, #ps5｜other-lfg, #xb-s｜other-lfg

Requested by: @thin wolf

[jagged sedge]

How do you not get killed doing that

[thin wolf]

holy platforms

[shell pine]

xd

[pliant kestrel]

Im just dazzling with charming aura and people don't shoot me

[shell pine]

pvp is underrated

[sour galleon]

tldr

[thin wolf]

if its not weird pvp goblins they're usually just pvping for fun

[stuck yacht]

yessir

[hollow remnant]

bs

[thin wolf]

dogfighting is underrated

[shell pine]

infinite ways to do pvp in gta compared to other games

[hollow remnant]

fax

[stuck yacht]

hard to find players on jets these days

[frail vine]

Real

[pliant kestrel]

Well yea, because basically everyone turns into an anti-aircraft gun as soon as they spot an aircraft trying to pvp

[stuck yacht]

except when they glitch under the map 😔

[hollow remnant]

i love plane fights

[shell pine]

lol

[thin wolf]

i just switch lobbies til i see someone flying and if i get bored i just get into my raiju and fly around

ive found my people

[bright gorge]

This server is on english idk why i am here i know Just to text on english

[stuck yacht]

it takes me a good 3 minutes to join a lobby, i do not have the patience 😭😭

[thin wolf]

its so annoying, especially if u r in anything but a raiju or starling

[thin wolf]

"enhanced has faster loading times"

[jagged sedge]

Ground vs air combat is underrated #gta-online-mk2 message

[stuck yacht]

they need to nerf the explosive snipers 😭✌🏻

[pliant kestrel]

Pyro getting a 200% enhanced movement when someone shoots their tail off with an explosive

[shell pine]

unpopular opinion the orbital cannon requires a fair amount of skill to use

[stuck yacht]

💔

[sturdy geode]

Of the businesses that require product to produce stock:
Acid
Bunker
Cocaine
Meth
Weed
Cash
Documents
is Bunker the most money producing at $1.05 million, but one of the riskiest ones to run?

[pliant kestrel]

I know your baiting people but I can't prove it

[stuck yacht]

Lila slimed you for a reason

[thin wolf]

wait imma send something in media yall gotta see this lol

[wild badger]

you have to make the money to use it somehow tho

[hidden shadow]

how many times should i replay glitch clucking bell back to back max?

[shell pine]

u mean in a public lobby right?

[terse pine]

what

[thin wolf]

#gta-media

[sturdy geode]

I don’t do public’s for sales

[plush jolt]

Sharing my clips and stuff

[terse pine]

wdym

[jagged sedge]

Then where's the risk?

[hidden shadow]

i got a seizure watching that

[shell pine]

then idk but by the time bunker is filling up it should be pretty doable to get some people to help u sell before that

[plush jolt]

That one “issi” clip

[terse pine]

the only clip i sent was the bike riding one

[thin wolf]

its peak tho

[pliant kestrel]

Well... If we factor in if you also owned a mansion for the x3 production boost.

the MC cash business this week can make ~1.44m for a HDB sale in a public, assuming you also have the car wash (how do you not when its 🆓), and basically its fully stocked after 1.5 hours making it the most priority thing to do this week, even over bunker

[shell pine]

not being able to get all deliveries maybe

[terse pine]

i just got here queen😭

[hidden shadow]

u dodged a missile yes

[terse pine]

i didn’t share that

i don’t remember at least

[candid torrent]

Oo

[sturdy geode]

📝

[hidden shadow]

guys how many times should i replay glitch clucking bell max?

[candid torrent]

109

[terse pine]

dms i’ll show you the video

[pliant kestrel]

However many times you want to do so

[thin wolf]

not more than 4m in 30 minutes but thats not possible so js inf

[blissful leaf]

@stuck yacht @pliant kestrel so other missions like the cayo perico intro, dr dre stuff, or any of the other yellow letter symbols will all progress for the party together???

[hidden shadow]

aight

[stuck yacht]

none, it only progresses for the host

[blissful leaf]

: /

[patent tusk]

[pliant kestrel]

There are different bonuses in this game. There are bonuses for playing it as leader, and another for playing it as a crew member, they won't have it progress for them at all and all of that is for the host only, but the crew still gets awards for doing them as a crew member still

[hidden shadow]

why do i have to switch sessions everytime i complete a setup for clucking bell

like vincent wont call me in the same session

[blissful leaf]

who cares about getting 10k cash if you dont actually progress the quest LOL. this seems like a such a strange way to implement co-op

so outside of heists theres just no point of doing the missions together huh?

[lunar radish]

@pliant kestrel ur enhanced right, got the buffalo cop cars. Can you check something for me?
About a visual issue i got with mine on legacy (yea i got them somehow)

[marble needle]

How do yall report some1 in discord group?

[thin wolf]

he doesn't gotta just go back to the V icon

[pliant kestrel]

Anything post-cayo isn't meant to be done with other people, with the exception of the "Tour" mission for Dr. Dre after the finale

[candid torrent]

After 3 days I have completed all bunker research

[stuck yacht]

i think switching outfits or entering apartments fixes it

[viral coral]

That's completely interesting, so the maximum work earnings for the Hands-On Car Wash stop at $980,000, which I thought was going to stop at 1 million dollars, like someone told me earlier.

[pliant kestrel]

Yea what do you want me to check?

[hidden shadow]

thanks

[lunar radish]

I posted it in #gta-vehicles my recent post, about the front grill lights of the Buffalo S cruiser

They look bugged in legacy, do they look normal in enhanced?

[pliant kestrel]

You know whats funny, during x4 week, you could cap it off at 3m for the duffel bag in the room, not sure if thats still the case but its what I was doing

[plush jolt]

And im back

[thin wolf]

hi back

[blissful leaf]

lmfao alright well thank you. is there a list somewhere of the ones pre-cayo then that actually are worth doing with other people?

[plush jolt]

Buy issi

[thin wolf]

am broke

[viral coral]

Interesting

[plush jolt]

Hi broke

[thin wolf]

god damn it

[plush jolt]

[pliant kestrel]

Not really, this game has basically always built its idea off host gets the priority reward, although there are a few things like the lowrider missions, gerald mission, ULP mission, and a couple other, these are all found on Yellow icons on the map but not all of them give the same benefit like cluckin bell and are more mission based

[stuck yacht]

the only heists worth are cayo, diamond casino and doomsday act 2

[sour galleon]

i just encountered 3 mk2s patrolling around in formation

this game is scary

[stuck yacht]

must've looked cool tho

[plush jolt]

Issi looks cool

[blissful leaf]

its not about the reward though i dont care about the cash or xp we get, im just talking about actually progressing said quest

[thin wolf]

are there any cool crews for ps4? like carmeets or just fun events

[terse pine]

yes

dms i’ll show you

[thin wolf]

bet

[viral coral]

I am wondering if that construction area or that mile high club building is ever going to get done because that construction area has been there since like 2014 or 2015 so I'm wondering if it's ever going to get done

[narrow mist]

Never,just like real life construction

[thin wolf]

makki lied

[lethal garden]

How do I restart a sell mission so I can switch sell vehicle?

[narrow mist]

Close game

[thin wolf]

new lobby or close game like the dude above me said

[lethal garden]

Thanks

[thin wolf]

new lobby loses u some money tho

[fresh magnet]

@lethal garden, you don't appear to have any platform roles. Please visit id:customize or #assign-platform-here to assign one and look for players in the respective LFG channels.

[narrow mist]

And closing the game aswell

[thin wolf]

oh even if u do it fast?

[narrow mist]

You lose money either way but its very little

[stuck yacht]

you keep 90%

[raw locust]

Do y'all know where the gun van is

[cunning walrus]

!gv

[fresh magnet]

You can find the gunvan locations for today here.

Requested by: @cunning walrus

[stuck yacht]

it rotates everyday

[sturdy geode]

is it bad I wanna buy the Vigilante when i just broke $30 million?

it looks so fun and silly

[rugged wadi]

Guys didnt the meth farm use to be 400k full stash? why is it like 3 bars and only 148k?

[candid torrent]

On the map

[stuck yacht]

it's not that good sadly 💔

[sturdy geode]

$3,750,000 already lost 🥀

[faint spear]

No, its good for missions

I had 80 mill but now i have 27 mill

[stuck yacht]

the only place it's good at is missions but even then you slide off very often 💔

[terse pine]

don’t you have 150m

[faint spear]

Never had more than 80 mill

[polar glade]

guys whats the best way to get money im still trying to get a mansion pls help

[narrow mist]

Dr dre

[dire zodiac]

Cayo perico, cluckin bell , dre contact

[pliant kestrel]

[dire zodiac]

Do that in loop

[faint spear]

I not poor

[polar glade]

Are those like the best best or is there another way

Ive been doing cayo it just takes too long and gets boring

[faint spear]

27 mill is decent for a retired player

[cunning walrus]

should be $448k when full with upgrades
it was 2x like a month ago, you may be thinking of that

[rugged wadi]

I doubt i started on this character a week ago and havent played gta in a while but thankss

[regal cypress]

im new on pc and need some help making some money lmk!

[narrow mist]

You could do Diamond casino and autoshop contracts

[polar glade]

Oh

[stuck yacht]

it depends, do you want it the right way or the gta players way

[polar glade]

Alright thx

[regal cypress]

either way haha i just need money

[terse pine]

@mint jetty look dm somebody

[pliant kestrel]

exploiter way isn't really the gta player way, the gta player way is sit and let the money come to you, mostly through being a parasite to others

[cinder tendon]

Cluckin bell then get kosatka or agency

[stuck yacht]

get a sub and grind cayo, get a an arcade and grind casino, get a facility and grind doomsday act 2

apartment glitch, pretty quick and undetectable but most won't tell you and neither will i

[pliant kestrel]

That 2nd line is a cheat, would advice not talking about it

[mint jetty]

Okay, I'll send it, thank you.

[stuck yacht]

right, sure

[narrow mist]

Does cluckin still give 500k?

[cinder tendon]

Yes

[pliant kestrel]

It only gives the one time 500k now, the bonus has ended

[narrow mist]

Ah

[cinder tendon]

The holiday season bonus last week

[atomic swallow]

yall i got a hangar what aircraft do i buy

[mint jetty]

Is there anyone who can play GTA on my computer?

[pliant kestrel]

Annihilator stealth

[atomic swallow]

i need the compartment

[atomic swallow]

a jet plane

[pliant kestrel]

Uhhhhh... Playing on your computer?

[glass atlas]

On YOUR computer??

wtf

[shadow palm]

Sup brokeys

[pliant kestrel]

Besra

[stuck yacht]

b11 or uhmm savage has to be better no?

[mint jetty]

I don't understand what the computer means to you.

[lunar radish]

Its like "you got any games on your phone?"

[pliant kestrel]

If you do pvp sure, but objectively neither of those are worth getting for typical gta gameplay

[stuck yacht]

if you have anydesk, a lot would

[shadow palm]

So what ya brokeys doing

[atomic swallow]

where do i buy that?

[mint jetty]

What does AnyDesk have to do with anything?

[shadow palm]

U can’t afford it u don’t

[glass atlas]

Is it a joke that I dont get? 😛

[stuck yacht]

uhm to let people play GTA on your PC??

[shadow palm]

No it’s not a joke

I make more
Money than u

[mint jetty]

No, I'm just saying I need someone to play GTA on a computer.

[lunar radish]

Dude your explanations raise more questions than answer them

[shadow palm]

Trust me silly man I do

[pearl sail]

I got more strawberries than you

[mint jetty]

Anyway, it was a mistake, I apologize.

[shadow palm]

Now that maybe

[pliant kestrel]

Mr. Faber would hate to go band for band with a septillionaire

[lunar radish]

I think you are saying you are looking for pc players to play together with?

[shadow palm]

500 billions maybe

[celest tulip]

yoo so i have some stuff running now. i have a nightclub and for it i bought a bunker, hangar, coke thing, money laundering thing, i also have the acid lab running now and im about to get the master control terminal for my terrorbyte, should i just start saving up for a mansion for the 3x boost or is there something i should get before that? i cba getting the cayo thing, i think i will just spam the vip dre stuff instead?

[shadow palm]

U smart

[lunar radish]

Use lfg channel then #pc-l｜other-lfg

[mint jetty]

yeah

[royal stone]

Is that confirmed in the wiki?

[fresh magnet]

@mint jetty, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #pc-l｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #pc-l｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #pc-l｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #pc-l｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #pc-l｜other-lfg

Requested by: @lunar radish

[shadow palm]

It confirmed on my account

[unique lagoon]

yeah get the mansion, i dont regret getting it

[pliant kestrel]

What do you want from me

[shadow palm]

I said what I said

[royal stone]

Lol

[lunar radish]

Use these @mint jetty

[celest tulip]

gootcha ty!

[royal stone]

Faber is going to be the next punching bag for the players

[shadow palm]

lol I won’t

U don’t even talk confident with ur self

[pliant kestrel]

I haven't gotten any dms or message request, and if you said something here way earlier, I was at work after my break so I likely didn't see it

[golden bloom]

The ceo special cargo warehouses?

[lunar radish]

Faber's face reminds me of some tv actor i forgot where i know the face from

[shadow palm]

Ya swear I’m die but I won’t

[shadow palm]

lol I am from a show

[cinder tendon]

Mr faber more like Mr pooper

[celest tulip]

is that one worth getting? i have never liked it but when i played you always had to do the crate missions and i think you can just buy them now?

[keen ore]

yo, does the 2x on ulp missions pay well or?

[shadow palm]

Broke jokes I love it

Go make money and get mansions u bums

[pliant kestrel]

~98k and about 15k rp roughly for the good average missions, I'd say its pretty good

[cinder tendon]

I hope we kill you in the next update in game

[keen ore]

thats actually nice

[shadow palm]

I hope u get money u need it

[golden bloom]

Yeah definitely worth it now, you can just pay the technicians $7.5k and they restock every 48mins.

[lunar radish]

Mr. Faber (introduced in the Money Fronts and A Safehouse in the Hills updates) is voiced and modeled after the veteran actor Udo Kier.

​Why He Looks Familiar

​If you didn't recognize him by name, you’ve likely seen his distinct, intense features in one of these iconic roles:

• ​Command & Conquer: Red Alert 2: He is most famous in the gaming world for playing the psychic villain Yuri.
• ​Blade (1998): He played the vampire elder Dragonetti (the one whose head gets burned in the sun by Deacon Frost).
• ​Armageddon: He had a memorable role as the psychologist evaluating the astronauts.
• ​Melancholia / Nymphomaniac: He is a frequent collaborator with director Lars von Trier.
• ​Hunters (TV Series): More recently, he played a very high-profile, chilling antagonist in the Amazon series.

[keen ore]

is there a specific mission thats good for grinding?

[shadow palm]

Mhm 3 mansions no cars

[celest tulip]

aight bet

[stuck yacht]

he's not surviving till gta 6 😭✌🏻

[shadow palm]

Jeez ur too invested on me relax

[shadow palm]

….

[narrow mist]

None of us are

[pliant kestrel]

Don't spoil that for him, hes too young to find out

Got at least another decade until that happens

[shadow palm]

Why I said nun lol

Pointless fools broke at that talking

[pliant kestrel]

Cliffy is going to re-take over but successfully this time

[lunar radish]

I havent seen a single one of these shows. How tf do i remember his face?

[shadow palm]

Ik something u don’t got

[shadow palm]

I’m in ur head

[cinder tendon]

You posted that

[shadow palm]

Trust u don’t

😭😭

[lunar radish]

So? Am i supposed to add something without reply? So its all nicely out of context yea?

[pliant kestrel]

The "dev" thing? Sure I guess, not really much to really go off of with that

[cinder tendon]

Oh you just grabbed an ai summary mb

[lunar radish]

Ye

[shadow palm]

lol ya gonna be so mad when I don’t die

[lunar radish]

Looking up from where i remember seeing mr faber irl

[cinder tendon]

I eat poop

[shadow palm]

Eat money instead

[cinder tendon]

I hope the add more water updates like a dock where you can export things

[shadow palm]

Oh my ur pregnant congrats

[cinder tendon]

Yes they need to add a pooping button

[pliant kestrel]

He looks a tad like Kevin Spacey a little bit, could see the resemblance if you put them next to one another, athough faber has a much, much lower voice

[shadow palm]

lol

[jagged sedge]

[lunar radish]

KEVIN SPACEY IS WHAT I WAS THINKING OF

YEEAA FINALLY NOW I REMEMBER

[shadow palm]

loved him in advanced warfare

[pliant kestrel]

Johnathon irons in gta is set to be cannon now

[shadow palm]

Oh really

[pseudo glacier]

Can someone help me make some money and rp ? just got gta week ago. (no voice)

[fresh magnet]

@pseudo glacier, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #pc-e｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #pc-e｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #pc-e｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #pc-e｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #pc-e｜other-lfg

Requested by: @jagged sedge

[pliant kestrel]

If you want some information I can help you with that, other than that, LFG ^^

[cinder tendon]

Is the special cargo warehouse complicated or nah?

[sour galleon]

not the most optimal business anymore i think

[pliant kestrel]

Nope, pretty forward

Buy the warehouses and view all your stock from the office / master control terminal{s}
You can source cargo as well from the laptop at each of these, and you can sell them from the warehouse themselves or the master terminal

go to id:customize, get the ps5 role for platform, then go to #ps5｜casino-lfg

[fresh magnet]

@simple warren, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Casino: #pc-l｜casino-lfg, #ps5｜casino-lfg

Requested by: @wintry river

[high eagle]

Anyone running bogdan replay?

[pliant kestrel]

Its still pretty good, 2.2m for a non-high demand bonus

[pliant kestrel]

try #ps5｜old-heist-lfg

[lunar radish]

@pliant kestrel ill put a side by side of faber and spacey in #gta-media

[sour galleon]

isnt that a full warehouse tho

[pliant kestrel]

It is, although the main bonus comes from the RP for holding crates a certain amount of time, and the sell value, thats what people mostly use hangar and special cargo for is the massive amount of RP you can get without weekly bonuses or x2 / x5

[cinder tendon]

And only buy large warehouses right?

[golden bloom]

Can also source cargo by the technicians now for 7.5k.

[pliant kestrel]

You can buy up to 5 warehouses, in any variety, just 5 max, but large warehouses are the way to go

[cinder tendon]

Ok

[plush jolt]

Buy issi

[pliant kestrel]

No but I can make one probably

[high eagle]

Is there any money glitches out rn lol? Need to make some more money

[sour galleon]

there's a meme about franklin defending his home

[jagged sedge]

7.5k? When did they get cheap?

[pliant kestrel]

You can do b2b if you wanted to do so, outside of that not really unless you wanna get into the freaky stuff like that weird act 3 glitch that gets you the finale completed every 2 minutes

[hearty patio]

yes hi all

[lunar radish]

Ah dont remind me

[high eagle]

What’s b2b?

[jagged sedge]

!b2b

[fresh magnet]

B2B or "Back to Back" refers to hosting any in-game activity (jobs, heists, etc) with another player successively (one after the other) in a way that suits both parties.

Requested by: @jagged sedge

[hearty patio]

lester hi

long time no see

[pliant kestrel]

Back to back, mainly consisting of two (or more) people typically trading heist finales to one another where the host cannot obtain money, but the crew gets money from it, the host will basically quit their game to save the heist while giving the crew money, and they basically switch back and fourth between who is crew and host

[golden bloom]

Criminal enterprise update apparently

Oh rip I have to change my nickname now

[jagged sedge]

That was a weird asf message

[quaint flicker]

So is everybody just grinding cayo this week?

[sturdy finch]

Who’s can play with me caseno?

[hollow remnant]

guys who would win in a fight, jimmy or lester?

[jagged sedge]

Paper trail and cash factory

[quaint flicker]

Paper trail worth the grind ? Ive never done one

[past tusk]

Is the yeti outfit still obtainable

[jagged sedge]

Jimmy is young and not disabled

[hearty patio]

frank

[quaint flicker]

I still have to do the weekly salvage yard robbery too

[pliant kestrel]

Cash MC business is really good for money if you have the car wash (its free), gives a 35% sale boost to your final sale value for cash, and then the mansion booster basically makes it fill up to full in 1.5 hours, basically 1.44m every hour and a half if you are selling full public

And Paper trail pays ~98k and like 15k rp so its really good

[quaint flicker]

Idno but a friend encountered the gooch earlier which was pretty odd

[hollow remnant]

ok what about jimmy VS Ron?

[past tusk]

Ssame

[hearty patio]

franklin

[vagrant orbit]

lester is literally disabled

[hollow remnant]

that cane gives him extra range tho

[quaint flicker]

Thx I have to look into the paper trail thing... im already moving cash

[lunar radish]

Do the special orders in nightclub sale pay more than normal full sale? Or is it the same value, just a portion of my stock?

[pliant kestrel]

oi thats not nice to say to a crippled old man

[golden bloom]

He would just call the cops anyways

[hollow remnant]

lester is a glass cannon

[vagrant orbit]

its a factual description

[quaint flicker]

Weird, the whole event i couldn't get gooch or the weazel plaza pistol smh

[vagrant orbit]

he cant WALK.

[hollow remnant]

QUIT HATING

[vagrant orbit]

you asked a question

im being honest

[hollow remnant]

nah u right

[vagrant orbit]

jimmy is late 20s lester is a middle aged cripple

[hollow remnant]

xD

[jagged sedge]

That's okay tho Lester wins by not being found to begin with

[pliant kestrel]

Try looking in #ps5｜vehicles-lfg

[past briar]

hey, I am a noob and I am wondering if anyone is available to help me with some stuff? mainly Cluckin' Bell and delivering kmy goods from my CEO tasks

[past tusk]

So does anyone know if the yeti outfit is still available

[pliant kestrel]

Try checking in #pc-e｜other-lfg

[jagged sedge]

That's long gone sir

[past briar]

ok ty

[jagged sedge]

It's getting pretty ridiculous

[past tusk]

The yeti outfit

[pliant kestrel]

I got my fingers on speed dial

[jagged sedge]

Yes the yeti outfit is what I'm talking about

[hidden shadow]

lowk getting a kosatka before doing prison break heist thats crazy

[past tusk]

Damn but i got the gooch earlier

[jagged sedge]

Thank you career builder

[slim cliff]

Can someone dm me and teach me how to play gta 5 online idk how to bank and stuff

[terse pine]

HOW

[hollow remnant]

ok fine. Avon Hertz VS Jimmy DeSanta

[hidden shadow]

im not using career builder

[jagged sedge]

Thank you dax missions

[hidden shadow]

not using dax missions

[pliant kestrel]

The holiday hauler, Plaza shootout, Gooch, and the snowmen and yeti outfit aren't currently present outside of glitches, they are still not supposed to be in but you can maybe find them joining random public sessions

[terse pine]

buy c an assistant for 10k

[jagged sedge]

Grrrrrrrr

[cinder jewel]

i need help

[hearty patio]

ok

[slim cliff]

What is that