gta-online

[foggy hatch]

taco can i beg for ppl to
gime their guns since im too broke

[lament crown]

Buy hangar within zancudo

[nova monolith]

I have one literally on me right now

[slow nymph]

can anyone help with oscar guzman flies again?

[nova monolith]

We’re doing works there lol

[fresh magnet]

@slow nymph, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #pc-e｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #pc-e｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #pc-e｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #pc-e｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #pc-e｜other-lfg

Requested by: @lament crown

[small totem]

????

[lament crown]

Pls don’t crash out on me like the last guy…

[teal hill]

so can anyone give me money?

[nova monolith]

I got a military base clearance pass

[wintry river]

not possible

[nova monolith]

Why u gotta send question marks not that difficult

[median otter]

You have to earn it

[small totem]

I was flabbergasted

[lament crown]

Sure. Do cluckin bell 4 times, buy a Kosatka, then do cayo. Infinite money

[nova monolith]

Im deadass

[teal hill]

[small totem]

If I wear your uniform can I just walk in without any suspicions?

[still plover]

Tickle me flabbergasted as well

[strange portal]

@teal hill I can help u get money

[nova monolith]

No youd have to show the pass get in go to the office sign in and continue

Reverse that when leaving

[teal hill]

oh thank you ima dm you

[small totem]

Ts a gta heist setup

[fresh magnet]

@teal hill, you don't appear to have any platform roles. Please visit id:customize or #assign-platform-here to assign one and look for players in the respective LFG channels.

[nova monolith]

Pass has your picture name and last name and company you work for and the person responsible for you while in base

[cinder tendon]

How can you steal a jet from fort zancundo I need it

[fresh magnet]

@median otter, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #xb1｜cayo-perico-lfg, #xb-s｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #xb1｜casino-lfg, #xb-s｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #xb1｜old-heist-lfg, #xb-s｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #xb1｜vehicles-lfg, #xb-s｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #xb1｜other-lfg, #xb-s｜other-lfg

Requested by: @nova monolith

[flat island]

just go there and grab it

[cinder tendon]

But I got bombed instantly

[nova monolith]

Try again

[flat island]

I guess its smoother when u have a hangar there

[nova monolith]

Rinse and repeat

[cinder tendon]

Hey third time is the charm

[nova monolith]

You already know

[median otter]

😭

are there e daters in this server?

You and who?

I will cry 🥲

😅

[small totem]

Can do it in 5 seconds

[median otter]

I can be

[small totem]

Chastity

[median otter]

The blonde one with the red lingerie

[small totem]

Cheetah on top fr

[median otter]

Oml

[nova monolith]

Funny thing is once you get to know them and stuff they just let u in lmao no questions asked and u pretty much do wtv u want except obv steal a jet

[median otter]

No access 😪

[foggy hatch]

really

[median otter]

Idk probably

[foggy hatch]

LKAO

[small totem]

Lost me at the last part 😒

[median otter]

🤓

[nova monolith]

I know disappointing fr

[foggy hatch]

why sont i have gif perms

[small totem]

That’s my fastest, but expect sub 10 seconds on average

[small totem]

Can I steal experimental tech

[foggy hatch]

carry me

Xdddd

[median otter]

Huh?

[foggy hatch]

YO ILL PAAS TO YOU

[nova monolith]

Leh go community chat if u wanna have a further conversation lol we dont want the mods here

[foggy hatch]

SHOOT ANOTHER 3

SHOOT AGAIN

[plush jolt]

@nova monolith did u sell the issi ?

[foggy hatch]

n how much money??

[small totem]

True

[nova monolith]

No

[plush jolt]

Goood good

[small totem]

As fast as you can grab them? Fym 😭

[nova monolith]

Wanna get the Cerberus but i dont wanna waste my moneh

[foggy hatch]

so
how much money

[plush jolt]

@nova monolith u still cant fly ?

[nova monolith]

No

[small totem]

1.75 mil with two ppl

[foggy hatch]

whats a issi bro

[median otter]

Did that guy get yeeted?

[foggy hatch]

EACH?

[small totem]

No the total take from the vault

[foggy hatch]

after he missed he dissapeares

[foggy hatch]

oh thats not that muxh

[small totem]

That’s the max you can get without the alarms going off

[median otter]

Top tier rizz

[foggy hatch]

ah i saw some mod menu guys gettinf hella money

[foggy hatch]

well idk he missed i wantes to pass but he left if

[median otter]

English isn’t my first language I have no clue what that means 😭

[small totem]

He ran away with the ball

[foggy hatch]

where r u from

[foggy hatch]

He missed the exit

[median otter]

Italy

[terse pine]

hi

[foggy hatch]

pizza

[median otter]

😭

[foggy hatch]

so like every italian is old i met r u old

[median otter]

Hi

[wild badger]

[median otter]

No

[foggy hatch]

wait let me shoot a 3

[small totem]

Same like they’re in their 20s

[foggy hatch]

How old is no

[wild badger]

42

[foggy hatch]

ZINJI LEMME SHOOT A 3

[small totem]

Go ahead bro

[foggy hatch]

works ig

YO SHE DISNT RESPOND WHO DISNT PASS

YO WHO MISSED the pass

[median otter]

18

[foggy hatch]

gg shes okd

im passing i dont shoot

[terse pine]

her bio has a name in it

[wild badger]

if u think thats old .🫩

[median otter]

Are you 12 or something?

[foggy hatch]

id theres a keeper doesnt mean u cant score

[foggy hatch]

nein

[wild badger]

!rule 1

[fresh magnet]

GTA Online Discord - Rule 1

Refrain from using languages other than English.

Requested by

@wild badger

[foggy hatch]

ur a drone

[terse pine]

clocked

check dms i clocked yo

[foggy hatch]

nein is nine btw i mispelled it

[median otter]

Is there a game I’m missing? 😭

[wild badger]

also german word

[foggy hatch]

yea thanks sherlock homes

[terse pine]

holmes

[wild badger]

holmes*

[foggy hatch]

idk u might js be old

its NOT holmes

[terse pine]

yeah it is

[median otter]

It is

[foggy hatch]

NO One reads it like thanks sherlock HoLLLmes

[terse pine]

if 18 is old you have to be 12

[median otter]

Yeah lmao

[foggy hatch]

yo

[terse pine]

nobody reads niko as nihkoh

[foggy hatch]

iam older then 14 under 17

[foggy hatch]

some indians do

iam NOT 12

[median otter]

Oh yikes

[sturdy geode]

That is a young age

[small totem]

So you’re 6-7 years old

[foggy hatch]

ladies one at a time pls

[foggy hatch]

AUAUAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAH

[median otter]

💀

[pliant pewter]

You are always here wtf

[terse pine]

no

[pliant pewter]

Yes you are

[median otter]

How old are you then?

[terse pine]

i don’t remember you do you talk😭

[foggy hatch]

30

[sturdy geode]

Literally says in my bio

[median otter]

Oh sorry lol

[pliant pewter]

Yeah but got muted for speaking french

[sturdy geode]

Is fine

[small totem]

Deserved for french

[pliant pewter]

Ok

[terse pine]

bye😭

[median otter]

What’s the youngest you can be here??

[wild badger]

its jerec🫩

[sturdy geode]

Discord is 13+

[pliant pewter]

You that type of guy

[terse pine]

actually?

[wild badger]

idk .

[sturdy geode]

Most servers are 16+ or 18+

[terse pine]

no, there’s mods all over that’s why i said bye

[median otter]

Yeah

[sturdy geode]

Almost silver

[wild badger]

wait alting to avoid punishment

[foggy hatch]

zinji can u drop me all
ur weapons

[pliant pewter]

I am unmute anyway

[foggy hatch]

so mute evading*

or ban evading

[wild badger]

[pliant pewter]

No because i am unmute

[nova monolith]

@plush jolt i did sum

[small totem]

I don’t have much since I’m starting again from a new account (different platform)

[foggy hatch]

aha we both broke

[young orchid]

hi what is the auto shop cars call? part of cunning stunts?

[wild badger]

i think he went to bed .

[past dirge]

Is there really double pay for auto shop robberies?

[plush jolt]

What u do

[small totem]

Don’t lump me in with yo broke ahh (yes I’m broke too)

[pliant pewter]

Idk

[pliant pewter]

[foggy hatch]

LOL

[sturdy geode]

I wanna complain

[small totem]

Who said that

[terse pine]

is vapid dominator gtx slow

[terse pine]

do it diva

[small totem]

Yes

[sturdy geode]

Why do Sprunk and eCola trigger the drinking animation even with a mask?

[foggy hatch]

zinji i got kosatka we xan 50/50

[pliant pewter]

Yes issi is better

[sturdy geode]

The other snacks don’t do this

[terse pine]

i have it queen

[median otter]

I got timed out for saying a bad word 😭

[small totem]

Businesses >>>> heists

[foggy hatch]

npc

[terse pine]

because yum in my tum

[sturdy geode]

Hell, even in cover, drinking one of them will trigger animation

[median otter]

Boy…

[past dirge]

I thought there was?

[pliant pewter]

Use weapon wheel

[small totem]

Get your information from the rockstar newswire directly

[sturdy geode]

I do, but just in general when not in combat

[wild badger]

i thought everyone did tht

[pliant pewter]

Yeah

[foggy hatch]

that

[sturdy geode]

I do use it for combat

But outside combat I don’t do weapon wheel

[pliant pewter]

Use it Everytime then

[flat island]

or u know...from over here ^^ #gta-news message

[pliant pewter]

..

[median otter]

Where did that one guy go 😭 he disappeared and deleted all the evidence

[foggy hatch]

he js missed

[wild badger]

bruddanem got banned

[median otter]

I figured that’s what happened lol

[cunning walrus]

yes for gta+ members only

[median otter]

He was an e dater

[pliant pewter]

Does mods get money?

[errant valley]

Someone speak spanish

??

[pliant pewter]

You gonna get muted if so

[errant valley]

Why?

[flat island]

they get paid with the love and care of the community ❤️

[pliant pewter]

First rule

[flat island]

asking is fine, they can talk in dms

[pliant pewter]

💔💔💔

[pliant pewter]

Yeah

[proud juniper]

we dont talk about fight club

[errant valley]

But im not speaking spanish

[pliant pewter]

Yeah ik

[errant valley]

Im asking for something

[flat island]

u good bro, dont worry

[errant valley]

Ok

[pliant pewter]

Yh just don't speak spanish there or u gonna get muted in seconds just like me

[errant valley]

You speak spanish??

[pliant pewter]

I speak french

[errant valley]

Ou

[median otter]

I speak Italian 🤭

[pliant pewter]

Ik some word in spanish

[errant valley]

Ok

[dreamy wraith]

In looking for a squad for gta 5

[median otter]

To do what?

[pliant kestrel]

Have you tried looking in #xb-s｜lfg-info?

[pliant pewter]

Italian underhated

[median otter]

😕

[pliant pewter]

Nah iam joking

[median otter]

You mean underrated ❗️

[pliant pewter]

But nobody speaks it

[median otter]

I exist

🤓

[pliant pewter]

Not many people atleast

[foggy hatch]

em pizza mafia baddies n mafia

[median otter]

Mainly just people from Italy

No other country speaks it as their native

[pliant pewter]

Yeah

[sturdy geode]

When will Arcade be updated to show safe money?

[pliant pewter]

And theres no reason to learn it

[sturdy geode]

(It doesn’t show income until collected or each notification)

[median otter]

Facts

[pliant pewter]

Pasta fr

[median otter]

I wish I could speak English better

[pliant pewter]

Hi ( sorry for my bad english)

[median otter]

Is this sarcasm? 😕

[foggy hatch]

fr

[sour zenith]

Your grammar is horrible

[foggy hatch]

sorry (hi my dor english bad)

[median otter]

Jiggleheimer? 😭😭😭😭

[pliant pewter]

I am sorry ( sorry for my bad english)

[median otter]

Crazy name

[wild badger]

dont hate on my boy jiggleshitter

[median otter]

I’m not trust

[sour zenith]

🫣

[wild badger]

haters gna hate

[median otter]

😐

[pliant pewter]

Dead chat lowkey

[median otter]

It’s my fault

[pliant kestrel]

hihi jiggle

[foggy hatch]

someone on pc

[fresh magnet]

@foggy hatch, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #pc-e｜cayo-perico-lfg, #xb1｜cayo-perico-lfg, #xb-s｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #pc-e｜casino-lfg, #xb1｜casino-lfg, #xb-s｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #pc-e｜old-heist-lfg, #xb1｜old-heist-lfg, #xb-s｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #pc-e｜vehicles-lfg, #xb1｜vehicles-lfg, #xb-s｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #pc-e｜other-lfg, #xb1｜other-lfg, #xb-s｜other-lfg

Requested by: @flat island

[pliant pewter]

Always

[median otter]

How do you get in the no access channels

[median otter]

😞

[pliant pewter]

By getting access

[sharp dome]

Well you gotta change your platform

[median otter]

Wow thank you so much

[median otter]

Ohhhh

[pliant pewter]

Np

[sharp dome]

Consoles and pc has diff platforms

[median otter]

Thank you

[wooden rampart]

got banned on snapchat yeo

[pliant kestrel]

All versions of the game have a different platform

[sharp dome]

[wooden rampart]

how am i gonna find cayo perico duo now

[foggy hatch]

@flat island ur a drone i never askes to play i js asked id someones on pc

[pliant kestrel]

I hate when I was banned off lifeinvader

[sharp dome]

Gta is only on console and pc right?!

[median otter]

Then how do you get in the e dating channel? 👀💀

[pliant pewter]

How

[wooden rampart]

cant remind franklin to defend his home anymore

[sharp dome]

Not here

[median otter]

Probably terrorism

[pliant pewter]

I play gta on my phone

[foggy hatch]

someone pass the ball

[pliant kestrel]

Yea, but you paired ps and xbox, and E&E and legacy together

[wooden rampart]

i was tryna sell my gun (set up and rob some dumb white kid who thinks u can buy guns off snapchat)

[sharp dome]

[median otter]

Where (asking for a friend)

[pliant pewter]

Nice idea

[flat island]

what was the purpose of ur question? I guessed finding ppl to play as its usually the case

[foggy hatch]

gg

[wooden rampart]

its easier than u think

[sharp dome]

Ehhhh there is not e dating channel specifically

[wooden rampart]

and they cant even call 12

[foggy hatch]

i genuinely sont know why i asked it

[pliant pewter]

Did it work?

[foggy hatch]

OH YEA

[pliant pewter]

Why

[wooden rampart]

sold my gun bout 3 times already

[sharp dome]

This channel is only for gta though

[foggy hatch]

i know now

[median otter]

Oh someone must have been trolling earlier then 😪

[pliant kestrel]

trying to meet up with a "kid" and openly admitting that is smart

[sharp dome]

Yeh 😅

[foggy hatch]

i wanted to ask if xbox app can plau with steam

[pliant pewter]

Damn if gun were legal

[wooden rampart]

wdf they finna tell the cops “officer i was tryna buy this firearm illegally off this guy and got scammed!”

[cunning saddle]

hi

[wooden rampart]

im 16

[median otter]

Play? No

[pliant pewter]

Lmaoo

[pliant kestrel]

Yes, the only thing that matters is if you play on enhanced or legacy, as the two cannot play together

[wooden rampart]

js turned 16

[sharp dome]

Maybe

[pliant pewter]

You high-key smart

[foggy hatch]

i played with steam people through xbox tho and i think they were steam cuz im not sure thats why i aaked

[pliant kestrel]

helloo

[wooden rampart]

ppl been doin this for years

[foggy hatch]

xbox app enhanced

[pliant pewter]

How much you made

[wooden rampart]

if u ever have a gun and need to make a quick buck js sell it like 4 times

[pliant kestrel]

You can play with people running from steam, epic, rockstar launcher itself, or xbox, the only thing that matters is what version you play on being legacy or enhanced

[wooden rampart]

like $280 x 3

[foggy hatch]

aha tak thanks

[wooden rampart]

• chains and shoes i took off them

[pliant kestrel]

You mean like ~2m for a full stock of bunker right, only weapons I'd be selling

[pliant pewter]

You finna play on ps5

[wooden rampart]

some like that

bunker business btw officer im talking about gta here

[median otter]

Is anyone playing right now?

[wooden rampart]

sold my ps4 last week

[pliant pewter]

Yeah stealing npc

[sharp dome]

Lfg

[golden bloom]

Mechanic, mod menu?

[pliant kestrel]

Lots of people are playing, you just have to find them in #xb-s｜lfg-info as I mentioned previously

[median otter]

Okay I’ll try again

[hidden kelp]

[pliant kestrel]

Its in your facility once you buy it

[wooden rampart]

you get it

[pliant pewter]

Usa is easy money damn

[sharp dome]

U should own a facility first

[wooden rampart]

i have enough money to buy sharkcards and retire my gta character

[sharp dome]

[wooden rampart]

nobody ever got rich being honest

[pliant pewter]

Lol

[wooden rampart]

like elon musk prolly nuked africa to stop them from going to space

[hidden kelp]

Call mechanic

[pliant pewter]

Yeah i don't care about being honest

[pliant kestrel]

Call your mechanic and request it once you buy it, you need to own a facility then buy the khanjali once you do that, then you can call it from your facility

[pliant pewter]

Prolly yeah

[sharp dome]

Nope

[hidden kelp]

No

[sharp dome]

Slow poke

[pliant kestrel]

No, the mechanic is for owned personal vehicles that aren't special vehicles or aircraft

[wooden rampart]

dude be teleporting ur vehicles to you ion think a tank is an issue

[winged arrow]

why do people just wait at the exit of the carwash to blow up my cars
like do they get anything out of it

[foggy hatch]

what the 🦆

am i funny

[pliant pewter]

Money and rp

[flat island]

pleasure

[median otter]

I hate that

[wooden rampart]

2 seconds of dopamine

[pliant pewter]

Plus a reaction

[median otter]

No

[wooden rampart]

they prolly lose money from mors mutual

[median otter]

🤡

[pliant pewter]

They rich anyway

6 homings and hes gone

[median otter]

I haven’t seen khanjali in a long time

[hidden kelp]

I use rhino

[pliant pewter]

🫥

[pliant kestrel]

They can be killed, that sounds like an issue on your part, its a tank its not supposed to blow up in one shot

[cunning saddle]

U guys washing a lot of cars?

[sour zenith]

Been crashing them

[hidden kelp]

No. I'm a billionaire

[median otter]

Same lol

[median otter]

Share?

[hidden kelp]

Car wash is for peasants

[pliant kestrel]

Find Khanjali griefer
Go to fort zancudo with a Dh-7 Iron mule and take a scripted tank spawn (that has an npc inside)
Deliver the package to the griefer

[pliant pewter]

Hard to beleive

[sour zenith]

$8 worth of damage and the client acts like I murdered his family

[pliant kestrel]

Do you think you are supposed to live in one shot from a tank?..

[cunning saddle]

I only have 70mi 🙁

[hidden kelp]

💵

[pliant pewter]

What will thzt do

[pliant kestrel]

they get both a wanted level + a tank firing at them

[hidden kelp]

Use and delete him

[pliant pewter]

Why not ig

[pliant kestrel]

So just so I understand this correctly, he called out his tank, and is killing everyone, and nobody is also bringing another tank out to fight him, or even literally any vehicle with rockets, right?

[pliant pewter]

Orb him

[sour zenith]

Kill him harder

[pliant pewter]

Or try snipe him out

[vestal umbra]

Yooo

[cunning saddle]

Guys Agatha baker smash or pass

[pliant pewter]

Agartha?

[hidden kelp]

Is that a question

[cunning saddle]

Yes

Lets plays smash or pass with npcs

Agatha baker?

[hidden kelp]

No

[wild badger]

the name makes it a pass

[cunning saddle]

Solid smash i guess

She has that name cause she got the cake

[rugged wyvern]

The best thing any of you ca do is all add eachother and then form a closed friend session with all of you except him in the session.

Isolation is nowadays the worst thing you can do instead of killing

[cunning saddle]

What about that girl from cargo warehouse

The nerdy

[wild badger]

gotta nerd her someway

nerf^^^

[rugged wyvern]

you mean lupe?

[cunning saddle]

Yea

[rugged wyvern]

Pass

[cunning saddle]

Smash

[winged spire]

How long does it take for supplies to arrive at bunker

[cunning walrus]

10 minutes

[winged spire]

Thanks

[cunning saddle]

Georgina?

[rugged wyvern]

Pass

[cunning saddle]

Oh bro

[pliant pewter]

Is bunker good for making money

[winged spire]

Not really. Just for weapon upgrades.

Many other businesses outshine it

[cunning saddle]

Is Wendy adult

[rugged wyvern]

yes and pass

[cunning saddle]

Pass too

[winged spire]

Jimmy was tryna smash lol

[cunning saddle]

True

[wild badger]

georgina ?

[pliant pewter]

Saw some guy with 170m made with bunker

[cunning saddle]

Georgina is smash

[rugged wyvern]

we're at wendy now

[wild badger]

flip her

[rugged wyvern]

Vel decides the next

[cunning saddle]

Im thinking

[waxen timber]

guys if i connect my keyboard to my ps5 can i use it for my gameplay

[winged spire]

Idk actually

[cunning saddle]

Paige?

[wild badger]

smash .

[cunning saddle]

Smash

[vestal umbra]

Question

[rugged wyvern]

Pass

[cunning saddle]

Assistant

Smash

Does she has a name?

[wild badger]

pass

[pliant pewter]

Pass

[rugged wyvern]

smash

[cunning saddle]

Finally lol

[rugged wyvern]

both the female and male (if I were female)

[wild badger]

how about .

[cunning saddle]

She pretty smashable

[rugged wyvern]

just assistant.

[wild badger]

the nightclub dancers style 3 i believe

[vestal umbra]

What should I set my nightclub entry fee to?

[wild badger]

1000000 dollars

[pliant pewter]

Its useless you don't get the money

[rugged wyvern]

doesn't matter since no player will go there anyway usually.

[cunning saddle]

Maude?

[rugged wyvern]

pass

[cunning saddle]

Pass

[plush jolt]

I go out and part

[vestal umbra]

So it's just for players?

[wild badger]

pass

[cunning saddle]

Lol

[rugged wyvern]

Yeah lmfao

[pliant pewter]

Yeah and when they pay you get nothing

[cunning saddle]

Hum her daughter¿

Idk hee name

[abstract coral]

SQNHEAD-420

[rugged wyvern]

Jeanette?

[cunning saddle]

Yea

[rugged wyvern]

Smash

[cunning saddle]

Pass

[abstract coral]

NEED PLAYERS TO DRIFT RACE

[pliant pewter]

Ok

[cunning saddle]

Alr im out of ideas

[wild badger]

jodi ?

[cunning saddle]

Whos that?

[wild badger]

the garment factory lady

[rugged wyvern]

The woman from the Agents of Sabotage the ex FIB woman

[cunning saddle]

Pass

[rugged wyvern]

Pass

[terse pine]

why’d you mention ur a girl😭

[abstract coral]

my nick SQNHEAD-420

[wild badger]

wrong server for tht bruddanem

[rugged wyvern]

damn the mods are sleeping I can't ping any of them

[wild badger]

surprised nb taken it down

[rugged wyvern]

Arlene is at her job at moment most definitely.

[near viper]

has all lfg roles
just joined

Totally legit guys!!!

[cunning saddle]

What about that girl from.mr rubio party

[rugged wyvern]

PAss

[cunning saddle]

Smash

[wild badger]

eh

[rugged wyvern]

prolly the woman you fly with when you start cayo perico

[wild badger]

how about .

mother madrazo

[rugged wyvern]

Pass

[cunning saddle]

The one that says "oh no" aftee the DJ asks how much rubrio was paying

Pass

Sessanta

[wild badger]

hard pass

[rugged wyvern]

100000000% pass

[cunning saddle]

Pass 1000

[rugged wyvern]

fck that bish

[pliant pewter]

Bruh

[wild badger]

how abt the loading screen woman whos at the beach. brunette with a bun, tanktop, pink checkered swimsuit .

[rugged wyvern]

Pass

[cunning saddle]

Dont remember her

The bonde?

Blonde

[wild badger]

how about the blonde panto lady

[rugged wyvern]

cmon guys there are more characters

[cunning saddle]

Smash

[wild badger]

no not a hooker bru

[rugged wyvern]

All the strippers are pass for me

[cunning saddle]

Me too

[wild badger]

we need a terrorbyte scan on u

[sharp crow]

Anybody know of a good car meet going on tonight?

[rugged wyvern]

true but still pass though

[wooden rampart]

holy i shot a npc in the chest he stood up said his last words and folded to death

[wild badger]

[cunning saddle]

Lichadora

[rugged wyvern]

Okay ya'll already forgotten a lot of good looking NPCs

[wild badger]

smash

[cunning saddle]

Luchadora

[rugged wyvern]

Pass

[cunning saddle]

I think she wouls smash me

Tbh

[wild badger]

angel .

[rugged wyvern]

Pass

[cunning saddle]

Who that

[wild badger]

same dude who listed off hookers

[rugged wyvern]

the Mansion AI

[cunning saddle]

I didnt chose her

[rugged wyvern]

same I chose Haviland

[cunning saddle]

But pass

[wild badger]

og>>>

[cunning saddle]

I chose one that looked like Alfred

[rich sluice]

Who got mod car

[rugged wyvern]

okay how about Imani

[wild badger]

sure man .

[pliant kestrel]

Go to id:customize and (get a console role) your correct channel to use will appear >>

[wise ore]

I got doomsday ps5

[rugged wyvern]

Smash

[cunning saddle]

Imani is smash

[wild badger]

last time you argued w me you got fried and almost got banned

[rugged wyvern]

How about Mimi

Pass

[cunning saddle]

Who

[rugged wyvern]

The girl Hao hangs out with in the LS Car meet

[wild badger]

you did when you were jiggleheimer

[cunning saddle]

Smash

[sharp tide]

Does rockstar ban for hardware?

[cunning saddle]

Prob

[rugged wyvern]

Michelle?

[wild badger]

not arguing w a keyboard warrior

[pliant kestrel]

They do not, and Battleye isn't autorized to do so either

[cunning saddle]

From? Dang im bad with names

[sharp tide]

So ban is only for email?

[pliant kestrel]

He doesn't seem like a keyboard warrior considering he said it was too many words in #gta-media for simple sentences

[rugged wyvern]

she didn't say her name, she's the woman that gives you the Codes to humane labs in the first set up mission

[humble iris]

When selling acid the abcd sell mission… why is there like 3 spots i can stash?

[rugged wyvern]

she's also Niko Bellic's ex

[wild badger]

fair enough

[cunning saddle]

Ah i dont remember

But from gta iv

[pliant kestrel]

they don't ban emails either, they only ban your R* account. You can change the email and reuse it on other accounts if you wanted to do so

[rugged wyvern]

smash though

[cunning saddle]

If is the one i think is smash

Alr ima go sleep

[rugged wyvern]

Bryony?

[cunning saddle]

Smash

[rugged wyvern]

Smash 10000000000%

Prolly the cutest one of all the NPCs

[cunning saddle]

I wouldnt only smash

I would marry her

[pliant kestrel]

I get if you don't like a music artist, thats a cool opinion though

[cunning saddle]

Briony is a Nice remember

Nice catch

[rugged wyvern]

She ticks all the boxes for me

[pliant kestrel]

arena war lady is really nice

[cunning walrus]

at most locations there's an unmarked cop car that'll give you a wanted level if you drop it in their sight

[rugged wyvern]

even Wall agrees

[cunning saddle]

Shes a keeper

[cunning walrus]

so there's diff spots for you to make the drop out of sight

[humble iris]

Ohhh

[wooden rampart]

i wanna smash the girl u meet at the store during friend request

[cunning saddle]

Her boyfriend is called Chad

Btw

U gotta be a chad to get her

[rugged wyvern]

you can see her still if you go to that store in online

[wooden rampart]

yea

[undone patrol]

Bro doesn't know BRING ME TO BACK TO LIFE

Uncultured swine

[pliant kestrel]

They are called sting drops, I hate them because the npc's that spawn with them have like a 400% sight range compared to normal law enforcement peds

[wild badger]

dude doesnt even know wht i listen too

dead wrong .

[humble iris]

Should i buy a fmj mk V or buy the oppresor mk2? Idk what to buy rn

[pliant kestrel]

hes just trying to get banned, fairly average honestly

[rugged wyvern]

man I just play Golden from Kpop demon hunters all day

[pliant kestrel]

What use do you have for the vehicle you are getting?

[frank nebula]

@pine imp

[humble iris]

I dont have a fast car rn LOL

Hsw trials

[pliant kestrel]

Have you done the HSW starting trial for the free HSW upgrade?

[humble iris]

But i also feel like getting an oppresor would make getting around to places much easier

[humble iris]

Yeah

[pliant kestrel]

Did you use it?

[humble iris]

I am yet to use the free upgrade

[pliant kestrel]

Cool, get a hakuchou drag and use it on that

one of the fastest bikes there is, really good for missions and free roam

[rugged wyvern]

pretty much my Smash and Pass hinges on if those NPCs respects my character

[frank tangle]

Is it common to keep running into griefers that won't take damage

[upbeat bluff]

Or the Banshee with hsw upgrade

[fallen viper]

The new pfister is pretty cool

[rugged wyvern]

Just change sessions, it's a PVP lobby

[pliant kestrel]

It has top speed yea, but majority of the time you'll never get to actually hit it

[jaunty estuary]

can i keep the dunce hat after getting out of badsport

[feral robin]

Definitely, get the oppressor

[upbeat bluff]

Can use the same argument for the hakuchou drag, personal preference for me is to use cars rather than bikes

[rugged wyvern]

it's so funny how the Dunce cap became a staple for triple K cosplay lmfao

[humble iris]

I mean for me i would definitely prefer a car. Just because on the chance i hit a pole i dont instantly die

[feral robin]

I hate driving bikes because I fall off easily

[jaunty estuary]

so can i keep it or nkt

[honest plaza]

banshee is shit

[upbeat bluff]

ye good point, thats one of the main reasons i prefer cars

[rugged wyvern]

save it in your outfit

[honest plaza]

fmj mkv clears every non weaponised land vehicle

[rugged wyvern]

you'll be able to keep it

[upbeat bluff]

im saving up for the weaponized ignus so i can use it for everything

[humble iris]

Also what happened i thought i got a free police car after doing the cluckin bell? I cant find it in my garage

[upbeat bluff]

its like duke 2.0 for mission setups etc

[wild badger]

never been the case

[upbeat bluff]

its not a car u get u get a livery i think

[cunning walrus]

you get a livery for one of the career progress challenges if that's what you mean

[humble iris]

Oh yeah its a livery

[upbeat bluff]

Hahahahahahha

[feral robin]

I got enough livery

[upbeat bluff]

yeah got a point there

[humble iris]

The cutscene literally i swear shows vincent give me the car

[honest plaza]

nah bro

[quartz carbon]

is there new missions to do?

[honest plaza]

avi

[upbeat bluff]

i did the cluckin bell yesterday not skippin cutscenes

u dont get a cop car

[feral robin]

He just shows you his new car

[upbeat bluff]

He flexes his new cop car upgrades

[feral robin]

He's not giving it to you

[rugged quartz]

heyyyy

[humble iris]

L vincent

Ive got 8.5 mil ill prolly just buy the terrorbyte then the oppressor mk2

[cinder tendon]

Vincent just flexes it on you and runs away

[upbeat bluff]

you do you man, opressor is good for being efficient on the maps during mission setups etc

but i dont like using it so i avoid it

[flat island]

ya didnt listen to a thing eh? XD

[humble iris]

I think usefulness i should get the oppresor rather than a car.

[humble iris]

I think i was scrolling tiktok while the cutscenes

[cinder tendon]

Become griefer

[humble iris]

I thought u cant use it on missions

[open ingot]

@young current added

[upbeat bluff]

mission setups-

[cinder tendon]

Travel around map faster

[humble iris]

Ah yeah makes sense

[young current]

inv

[upbeat bluff]

fax

[open ingot]

honestly lowk agree

[humble iris]

Good point

[rancid grove]

I bought one of the Vinewood car club cars with the rare livery. if i take the livery off, do i lose it forever?

[open ingot]

u accepted? ur tyhaig with the capital t right

[young current]

yea

[honest plaza]

yea?

[valid torrent]

yo

[cinder tendon]

Why buy car if not for the livery

[open ingot]

doesnt show u online

[humble iris]

So i should get the deluxo rather than the oppressor then?

[open ingot]

nvm added

[open ingot]

depends do ya want speed or do you want 30 goated homing missiles

[humble iris]

What other flying cars or smth are there actually?

[flat island]

deluxo slow af, dont fall for the traps

[cinder tendon]

Get a jet

[upbeat bluff]

get both

[cinder tendon]

Planes

[humble iris]

Damn

I see

[swift socket]

Is the salvage yard a good business to do while waiting for the dr Dre contract to get of cooldown, if not what is the best business to do while waiting?

[remote swift]

Bro why is the normal time trial so much harder than hsw

[cinder tendon]

Cayo

[upbeat bluff]

counterfeit cash is op rn so buy supplies or sell if u can, otherwise cayo is most efficient

[remote swift]

Salvage yard is fun, gotta remember there’s not point in making money if your not having fun

[swift socket]

Not looking for heist to do, also Cayo is just boring after doing 50 times

[swift socket]

Thanks

[cinder tendon]

Well I like auto shop contracts or you can try diamond casino

[humble iris]

But isnt it hard to spawn nearby conveniently

[cunning walrus]

salvage yard is a good business too, doesn't have to only be one thing

[pliant kestrel]

Eh, probably wouldn't do that, salvage requires a lot of work for a very little return

[swift socket]

I don’t have a friend for diamond

[cinder tendon]

But they look cooler than some flying bike

[upbeat bluff]

counterfeit cash is currently 2x and if u got car wash its 35% more on it directly and also 35% for nightclub stock

i just sold countefeit cash in high demand lobby for 1.45mil

[cyan bane]

#pc-l｜casino-lfg you can find people from LFG channels

[cinder tendon]

Auto shop contracts are fun

[swift socket]

I’ll do auto shop then

[honest plaza]

shud i get one?
i got gta + so double money on that one good contract
thats like 600k for 20 mins of work

[cunning walrus]

definitely they're half off for gta+

[honest plaza]

rookie numbers

[honest plaza]

imma go and do this right now

[young current]

im online

[honest plaza]

best auto shop guys?

[flint bluff]

Hello guys i m new in gta and wanna make some indian friends anyone there?? 👀

[honest plaza]

if ur trolling gtfo

@next roost best autoshop?

[flint bluff]

Nahh bro actually i am a new player and wanna earn some money and maximum hiest needs 4 players and i m solo

[next roost]

burton

[honest plaza]

dm me

[honest plaza]

ok thx

[shadow hemlock]

do cayo and bodgan b2b wit sm

[cyan bane]

You can use LFG channels to find people to play with #pc-e｜lfg-info

[fallen viper]

Can I combine my accounts levels into one level Since I technically have reached that level?

[pliant kestrel]

b2b doesn't have to be done on pc because it can be done solo

[flint bluff]

Oohkk broo 👀👌🏻 thanks for the help

[pliant kestrel]

You can't combine them

[cinder tendon]

Get it they are fun and make good money

[fallen viper]

Huh 👀

[cinder tendon]

The one in strawberry

[fallen viper]

Yes no what

[fallen viper]

As in on discord not the game

[pliant kestrel]

He's trolling but if you wanna believe him, just ask him how to do it, don't be surprised by results though

[oak onyx]

What is the best way to make money with the car wash

[fallen viper]

Blow up you’re car

[cinder tendon]

Money laundering and safe

[cinder tendon]

Car washing

[pliant kestrel]

Owning the most properties / businesses for the safe is about it, you missed the x4 for money laundering already so you should work for an MC cash business, right now its about double money and rp for sales, and you can also boost that with a mansion if you get it with enough sales, and the car wash gives a 35% sale boost to your cash business as well

No, I take the time to type this out, and nobody will see me typing either

[cinder tendon]

Anime being cringe in the massive 26

[wise pier]

Do you guys want to do tag?

[pliant kestrel]

Probably not the right place to look, did you try #ps5｜other-lfg?

[next roost]

I was wondering genuinly, is this some kind of setting?

[pliant kestrel]

uses some parts of clyde, that one silly AI that didn't last long in dms, because it was stuck in peoples dms forever once you @'d him

[feral robin]

Do you have a problem with being straight?

[cinder tendon]

It’s ragebait don’t fall for it

[next roost]

everything is straight except the point you are making

[cinder tendon]

All he wants is a reaction

[fallen viper]

Grammatical?

[feral robin]

ok he a master baiter

[pliant kestrel]

Surprised he wasn't banned, first he was impersonating other people and then constantly starting arguments and bypassing the filters

[fallen viper]

Wdym

[cinder tendon]

True

[undone patrol]

So true

[cunning walrus]

mods jump off the top ropes the second somebody speaks another language but let people attention seek all day

[oak onyx]

So there's no point in doing the actual money laundering of Faber's work?

[cunning walrus]

you're*

[next roost]

it's just for money

but better do other things

[pliant kestrel]

they pay very little

Also money laundering and mr faber work are two different things, both suck unless you are going for career progress, you missed out doing money laundering when it was x4 because you got like 120k per mission

[cunning walrus]

the main point of car wash is the safe and business boost, the missions are just tertiary

[wise pier]

Do you wanna play tag?

[fresh magnet]

@wise pier, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #ps5｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #ps5｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #ps5｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #ps5｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #ps5｜other-lfg

Requested by: @pliant kestrel

[oak onyx]

So basically just buy it and leave it be besides the heat level right?

[pliant kestrel]

Basically

[oak onyx]

Ok

[pliant kestrel]

it gives a 35% sales boost to your MC cash business so theres that

[oak onyx]

Noted

[cunning walrus]

you can also call raf to do a car wash rather than going back to the laptop each time, took me too long to realize that

[next roost]

damn I've been using laptop this whole time

[wild badger]

bruddanem got banned

i was reading one of his arguments and poof it go bye bye

[native obsidian]

Does the replay glitch work on the cayo perico?

[pliant kestrel]

Yes, although you have to do b2b, not replay like normal, you need someone else to do it with since the host can't get money

[native obsidian]

Oh ok

[wanton ore]

is it me or is this week's bonuses not that great?

[pliant kestrel]

the cash x2 is great, you can pair it with your mansion bonus and the car wash being free adds another 35% value to it, basically ~1.4m every 1.5 hours

[frail cove]

guys is there any crew with closed crew session for sell missions

[flat island]

eh, seen better, seen worse as well XD

[sand burrow]

Can enyone help me get money in gta

[pliant kestrel]

Eh, there is for this server and thats the only one we are allowed to do here, but its mostly pc enhanced where its hosted, not xbox

[fresh magnet]

@sand burrow, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #ps5｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #ps5｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #ps5｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #ps5｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #ps5｜other-lfg

Requested by: @flat island

[pliant kestrel]

Do you want information or someone to play with?

[frail cove]

oh ok

[sand burrow]

Yea I just need money pls

[wild badger]

answered the question very nicely

[feral robin]

grind cayo and casino

[sand burrow]

I don't got that stuff that why I need money gng

[jaunty estuary]

the 3 poker money glitch is kinda boring

welp time to grind my cayo

[pliant kestrel]

any money glitch is boring

[wild badger]

!money

[jaunty estuary]

u not lying

[wild badger]

does it not work anymore

[sand burrow]

Can enyone help me get money

[pliant kestrel]

That command is basically shitposting in the sense people used it

[sturdy geode]

i did 98/111 crates, but i see why people love special cargo for how much money it can make

[jaunty estuary]

i dont even knowwhat i need money for

[wild badger]

ah .

[jaunty estuary]

im just grinding it

[hidden horizon]

Special cargo is monotonous but good money

[dire escarp]

Are there still hackers in GTA 5?

[sturdy geode]

i may just grind money for whatever cool thing is added

[pliant kestrel]

yea, theres going to be more soon as well

[sturdy geode]

same for hangars i presume?

[hidden horizon]

I just started my hangar but I assume so

Nice little fun fact ig #ps5｜lfg-info

[jaunty estuary]

i have tequila reward

what a pain dawg

[hidden horizon]

Hey guys she's a girl btw lmao

[sand burrow]

If enyone can help me dm me pls I just need money?

[fresh magnet]

@sand burrow, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #ps5｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #ps5｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #ps5｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #ps5｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #ps5｜other-lfg

Requested by: @sturdy geode

[hidden horizon]

Go to an lfg channel

[dire escarp]

I sent you a private message.

[sand burrow]

Okay I'm am

[hidden horizon]

What are the commands to request these

Is there a list somewhere

[wild badger]

!lfg

[fresh magnet]

@hidden horizon, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #ps5｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #ps5｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #ps5｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #ps5｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #ps5｜other-lfg

Requested by: @wild badger

[hidden horizon]

Oh ok so what would it be if you're requesting a rule? Just like ! rule1 or something?

[wild badger]

why .

[pliant kestrel]

!mods

[fresh magnet]

Discussion around mods, glitches, and exploits is only permitted if they do not give the player an unfair advantage, and they do not negatively impact others' experience.

Mentioning mod menus by name - as well as how to find them - is forbidden, as they are usually used to harm the experiences of other players. It's also forbidden to explain how to do or find glitches that have a negative impact on others.

Requested by: @pliant kestrel

[hidden horizon]

Interesting

[wild badger]

yes, rule and then the number but there has to be a space between them

[hidden horizon]

Space between the word rule and the #?

Ok thx

[pliant kestrel]

Did you read {r:10} before posting this?

[fresh magnet]

GTA Online Discord - Rule 10

Advertising, begging and trading are prohibited. Exceptions apply to trading of strictly in-game GTA content or services (e.g., "Help me sell crates and I will help you with your heists").

Requested by

@pliant kestrel

[honest trail]

@pliant kestrel
But this is allowed to be posted over and over

Hey yall, looking for a little group of people to play with regularly, 21+ only//mic preferred, feel free to shoot me a dm!

[hidden horizon]

Nuh uh

[pliant kestrel]

I mean its not actively adverting a crew or something else, just looking for people to play with, within a certain age range

[rich sluice]

I got the premium edition so i wanna ask

[hidden horizon]

Ask away

[rich sluice]

If i delete my two characters can i get the 4,000,000 for the new one?

[honest trail]

Is a crew not looking for people to play with

[hidden horizon]

Think it's a one time thing

[pliant kestrel]

Your originally message specifically stated people were required to join a discord server

[rich sluice]

Are u sure?

[hidden horizon]

90% sure you can only obtain that bonus once

[pliant kestrel]

if you want to find people to play with, look in #ps5｜lfg-info, ones gender also doesn't factor anything as well

[pulsar tusk]

I'll never forgive who told me to buy the niobe IT DOESN'T BRAKE.
the fmj stops from full speed in an instant, and sticks !

[hidden horizon]

The sound of betrayal

[wild badger]

u have to make a whole new acc

like new email and all

[next roost]

if you have problems driving the niobe you are having serious skill issues

[honest trail]

Keep up the good fight patron 💪

[pulsar tusk]

I can race in an fmj, I can't in that piece of crap

[hidden horizon]

Award for most unnecessary comment of the year

[humble iris]

Wheres my 4 mil then!!!

[wild badger]

nobody said your getting it🫩

[pliant kestrel]

you don't get the 4m in the case you transfer or delete your character, or start on legacy hence the transfer

[humble iris]

Idk i thought the premium edition gives 4 mil

[hidden horizon]

You can only claim it once on your entire account

[wild badger]

on a brand new acc .

[humble iris]

Oh i see

[next roost]

you mean it's obvious?

[steep silo]

i only help boys

[cold garden]

This is the 20th time you've asked might as well play a different game

[steep silo]

🤣🤣🤣

[cold garden]

Make that 21 since brochacho just asked in another channel

[pliant kestrel]

• after already being told the right channels to do it in

[wary remnant]

which ULP mission is the best for grinding the 4x money/rp?

[cold garden]

Get a mod and mute that bozo

[steep silo]

wtf

[cold garden]

22

[steep silo]

😭😭🤣🤣🤣🙏

[next roost]

that's not a girl that's a bot

[steep silo]

ong

[flat island]

looks like a bot, been posting that same msg over and over for hours on every channel

[obsidian oar]

Anybody want help with a full heist and set and has mic add me and we can play now : TheKannon ps5

[cold garden]

No idea which mod is even online to ping

[steep silo]

🤣😭😭😭

[pliant kestrel]

Same

[cold garden]

@wraith rapids this bozo just spam lfg throughout the entire server

Do smth

[zenith hazel]

Girls don't announce that they're girls

[steep silo]

hey anaira

[pliant spindle]

Hello wall

[zenith hazel]

Hi westwine wsg bro

[pliant kestrel]

hello

[steep silo]

didnt have net for 2 days cuz My wifi router needed crimping

[zenith hazel]

How r u even alive rn

[steep silo]

i hibernated for 2 days

[zenith hazel]

I missed the cluckin bell bonus 🥀

[steep silo]

not me. too boring i like ulp

anaira u playin rn?

[zenith hazel]

Nah I'm not home rn

[steep silo]

i carry my ps5 in my car too, so that i can play

[wary remnant]

Which ULP mission is the best to grind?

[pearl sail]

Bro what

Take a break from the game🫩

[steep silo]

u have screen in ur car backseat?

those two

[pearl sail]

I got a Toyota Corolla bro🥀

[steep silo]

i wish they had more audi’s ingame, its my fav brand irl

[steep silo]

get an audi, s5 sportback, or else an a6 or rs5

[pearl sail]

Twin I’m 17

[steep silo]

tell your family

[pearl sail]

🫩

Ima just buy one 10 years later after I’m all set 🥀

[steep silo]

i miss my 2017 audi a5

what a king

[terse pine]

ur gonna keep that for 10 years?😭

[pearl sail]

Shi I could keep it for 40

[steep silo]

i had a toyota innova for 20 years @terse pine @pearl sail

[pearl sail]

It’s a Toyota

[steep silo]

then i sold it for 2k usd irl

[terse pine]

HOW OLD ARE YOU?😭

you have to be at least 36 holy cow

[steep silo]

my family bro, i am from a third world country, we don’t move out…

[pearl sail]

He’s out here schooling us children🫩🥀

[terse pine]

do you play gta with your kids

[pliant kestrel]

you'd be surprised, there are some people in their 40s and 50's who game here

[steep silo]

im from a third world country

[pearl sail]

Valid

[steep silo]

my parents would cry if i left the home

[terse pine]

omg😭

[pearl sail]

Makki prolly got an s class as her first car🫩

[wild badger]

[terse pine]

my dad will always spoil me

[steep silo]

my neighbour scammed banks for 100 million USD and drives 2 s class

[pearl sail]

Do you just creep and spy on this chat?

[wild badger]

nope .

[pearl sail]

Holy shit😭

[steep silo]

im sri lankan+ indian mix lmfao like i m born and brought up in sri lanka

[pearl sail]

“The princess treatment”

[steep silo]

its the best to be an only child cuz u can tell ur parents i want this/that and they can’t say no

[terse pine]

i have 5 siblings

[pearl sail]

They absolutely can say no

My parents did not hesitate to beat the brakes off me until I was 14

[steep silo]

wtfff

[steep silo]

depends how rich ur family is tho

[boreal folio]

Yo anyone know how to make money fast on ps5 glitches hacks whatever honestly im level 100+ broke asf lol

[terse pine]

2 are half, only 3 are full

[terse pine]

yes i know how to be rich

[steep silo]

i have 7 cousins bro

cousins dont matter

[pearl sail]

Unlucky

[pearl sail]

Cousins absolutely matter😭

[steep silo]

my great grandpa made like 8 humans

now imagine the family tree

[terse pine]

my dads side has 14 kids

[pearl sail]

Gramps was putting in work

[steep silo]

🤣🤣 they had nothing to do in the 70’s dawg

no internet

[pearl sail]

No internet, just straight doonies

[steep silo]

my great grandpa’s second wife had 2 kids w him

and here imma have 3 cats

[terse pine]

in gta ofc

[steep silo]

persian maine coon and Bengal cat

[boreal folio]

How honestly I’m to broke 💀

[terse pine]

🚕

[steep silo]

pls give me a double eye coloured persian cat 😍

[frank nebula]

@solid nebula what are you doing rn

[terse pine]

no thanks

[steep silo]

imma ask ur papa

[terse pine]

he doesn’t like gta

he says it’s for evil people

[steep silo]

uk i made my mom play gta5 and she removed all her anger on npc’s by imagining them like irl enemies

[terse pine]

he likes batman though so maybe he’d like the vigilante

[terse pine]

hey my mom too

[steep silo]

my dad likes John wick bro

[steep silo]

🤣🤣🤣

have u been to sri lanka makki

[terse pine]

genuinely how am i supposed to drive well when there’s npcs crashing into me every second

[steep silo]

guess what i have stick drift

now tell what shall i do

[terse pine]

literally couldn’t be me

[pearl sail]

Genuinely if you drive on the other side of the road you get better results because npcs can actually see you

[steep silo]

my cousin ruined it while playing mortal kombat

[pearl sail]

Increase dead zone🗣️

[terse pine]

YOU’RE NOT LYING AND THATS WHATS INSANE.

[steep silo]

imma check it out

[terse pine]

hear me out!!!!

buy a new controller and thrive griefing ppl

[pearl sail]

🫩

[steep silo]

sure imma tell my mom to buy me one now

[pearl sail]

I thought you were better than that

[terse pine]

don’t talk strawbuns