gta-online

[glossy spindle]

job application

[forest arrow]

Stick drift issue?

[keen escarp]

i just bought kosatka

[terse pine]

not if you use it right

[pliant kestrel]

You can get yourself 1.2m really fast

1 run of cluckin bell can get you over 1.25m if you have never done it before as leader, and this week until jan 7th it gives a bonus

[keen escarp]

i am saving for sparrow b4 i do cayo

[strong totem]

I mean maybe some can’t lmao I fought level 400s on a lvl 20 and won before it’s not like people play for PvP only so can’t really say their good or bad for that

[forest arrow]

Ok thank you

[nocturne idol]

That makes no sense

[terse pine]

yes, some can’t. i am saying the majority can

[forest arrow]

Well u can do agency mission too
One mission give 1 million

[pliant kestrel]

Level 40 sure, level 27 though, might be a struggle for me

[terse pine]

idk i struggle with 28. i might be better than you

[pliant kestrel]

you probably are, I avoid pvp at all cost

[glossy spindle]

sam

[pliant kestrel]

I basically help people, then disappear

[terse pine]

i am

[glossy spindle]

what

forgor an e letter sorry

[nocturne idol]

PVP is fun though

[strong totem]

Isn’t like gta takes any skill tho sniping is the only thing that remotely even takes a bit of skill and anyone under level 200 is one shot to a heavy sniper so yeah most of the time the low level should lose but lik I said they could be a level 1000 just on a different account for fun

[nocturne idol]

When was level 200 the max health 💔

[terse pine]

again, not talking about the minority😭

you’re correct, it is very true that some suck but the majority can easily kill low levels

[pliant kestrel]

Theres no easy way I can explain without getting cooked or hated on for why I don't pvp, but I I prefer helping people over making it worse for them

I will however stop in and watch people doing pvp, send text messages to both teams on the field and get some cheerleader action in before walking up and paying 500 to easy way out right infront of them before going back to doing whatever I do

[strong totem]

120 isn’t the cap for health 200 still gives you more health stat but yeah 120 to 200 isn’t a crazy difference

[terse pine]

do ppl hate on you for that?

[pliant kestrel]

I was going to say I don't have an overshadowing ego but best not to go further on that part, some "pvp" players are a little TOO into it

[forest arrow]

So need help to get 6 million
Anyone got ideas?

[pliant kestrel]

What properties do you own? Businesses as well

And have you done cluckin bell once as a leader and assosiate / bodyguard at all during the last 3 weeks?

[terse pine]

you’re genuinely right about that i don’t understand ppl who sweat while doing pvp

[glossy spindle]

i dont i have a strong 100k rn

[terse pine]

ur rich im jealous

[forest arrow]

Agency in little soul
A vine wood mansion
And other free properties which came with criminal enterprise pack

[nocturne idol]

Easy to free up space in the session

[pliant kestrel]

Alright man no need to flex on us, I still have my solid 48 dollars from my last helping hand

[glossy spindle]

😂

[glossy spindle]

duhhhh

[terse pine]

i have 23 from that npc i accidentally ran over

[glossy spindle]

u commited a crime?

[pliant kestrel]

I have a few questions but how do you have enough money for a mansion but not owning a nightclub with at least base stats? Maybe even just 1 or 2 businesses connected

[glossy spindle]

a mansion is a mansion yk

[raw locust]

how tf u fly with a oppressor mk1 this bitch killed me 10 times wtf

[pliant kestrel]

You sound like a fed 💔

[forest arrow]

I did some agency mission which got me 2 million
And cluckin bell raid
Which got me 8 million ( it was headache)
And my friend had cayo finale so they got me remaining money

[nocturne idol]

It’s even easier if they’re low asl of levels

[pliant kestrel]

Thats the joy of it though, you hit one angle wrong on landing and you turn into the landing itself

[glossy spindle]

im on bike so dont worry

[forest arrow]

I was thinking abt night club but idk why i didn’t bought it

[glossy spindle]

cuz u needed the mansion

[turbid trellis]

Idk

I drive

[pliant kestrel]

nightclub is one of the better passive businesses for solo players esspecially but I would say do agency VIP contract for a bit, and maybe stack that with... Your bunker maybe, the location you own is not really good but I guess its better than nothing if you can get people to help you sell it

[sage owl]

Holy essay

[pliant kestrel]

Clearly it isn't for your eyes if that bit hurts, thats not even a lot as well, I can easily type more

[forest arrow]

Little soul agency was cheap so i thought to buy it to save money
Night club is i guess 2 million basic
I can do 2 vip contract to get that

[glossy spindle]

but if u already grinding i think u should max it already

[pliant kestrel]

What are you doing for cayo perico? Do you have a kosatka, because thats really easy money if you do have it and it only cost 2.2m for a 100% chance of getting 1.1m + (extra value) on your first run

[sage owl]

U want an award?

[forest arrow]

Its opened but still money issue
Thats why i need 6 million
To unlock night club
Buy kosatka
And some other stuff

[pliant kestrel]

Im good, we're out of awards cause I already gave them all out

[forest arrow]

Ppl are doing finale or prep for heists but its timer on chat so can’t ask them the stuff @pliant kestrel

[sage owl]

I got em all

[pliant kestrel]

The lfg chats, you send 1 message as a request, if you wanna respond to people, directly message them, those chats aren't for "chatting" per say

[glossy spindle]

give me a couple years and ill start cayo for u if u wantt

[cinder willow]

Years

[forest arrow]

Ok

[forest arrow]

Years 💀

[cinder willow]

[glossy spindle]

hi trevor

[turbid trellis]

Too short

[cinder willow]

Hello

[glossy spindle]

max 2 or 3

[forest arrow]

I can make this happen in 2 months i guess

[turbid trellis]

Make it decades

[cinder willow]

[forest arrow]

[glossy spindle]

better, after gta 6

[turbid trellis]

Before twin

[glossy spindle]

after so u can grind it too at the same time

[turbid trellis]

GTA 6 ain’t releasing

Lowkenuienly

[glossy spindle]

maybe tomorrow idonno im working on it

[turbid trellis]

If I see 1 misplaced pixel I’m suing lowk

[glossy spindle]

then maybe a lil later

[turbid trellis]

Ig 🫩

[glossy spindle]

just a couple years i think its okay

[turbid trellis]

No way

That’s like so short

[pearl coral]

just release gta 5 again, another 10 years

[slate haven]

Anyone got some missions to do ps5?

[glossy spindle]

im working extra hours every day yk

[turbid trellis]

I believe u dw

[glossy spindle]

tanky

[turbid trellis]

🥹

[sage owl]

Bro listening to my favorite song

[turbid trellis]

My fav too

[sage owl]

ok

[glossy spindle]

ahw

im not 🙁

[sage owl]

Enhanced got ai generated fps

Not usually but I am horny right now so I’m thinking about it

[sharp dome]

[pine mauve]

Yo I need someone to do Cayo with me I’m on enhanced

[fresh magnet]

@pine mauve, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Cayo Perico: #pc-l｜cayo-perico-lfg, #pc-e｜cayo-perico-lfg

Requested by: @sharp dome

[sage owl]

Il do it with u

[ripe bay]

that's oddly specific

who even lasts that long anyway

Dawg

[pliant kestrel]

Breaking {r:3} and probably others
Ban speedrunning

[fresh magnet]

GTA Online Discord - Rule 3

NSFW or objectionable content of any kind is strictly prohibited. If you are unsure if it is NSFW, you shouldn't post it.

Requested by

@pliant kestrel

[ripe bay]

nah u should tell him to go to a doctor

[pliant kestrel]

There are some people in this world who cannot be helped, you'll learn that the longer you stick around this community

[ripe bay]

its just a gta community chill

socrates this is not. The server

[pliant kestrel]

the gta community is very insufferable, so theres that, lots of people will join here to attempt getting punished really fast for {?} no reason

[ripe bay]

well its an 18+ game (according to ESRB)

but bro did some crazy shi

[pliant kestrel]

Off pegi rating, sure, but its rated M for 17+ elsewhere outside of europe, pegi rating is 2nd hand for most ratings

Also discord is 13+ no matter what, even if the game is a higher rating

maybe 16+ depending on region

[ripe bay]

talking about Australia?

[turbid trellis]

Oh fr?

[ripe bay]

[turbid trellis]

Chill bro I’m old😭

[pliant kestrel]

Most of europe is 14 - 16+
Asia has 14+
south america has parts 14+ only
Most of the Caribbean is 16+ only

Not that adding an age restriction really "restricts" people from accessing these things

[turbid trellis]

Imagine not being 18+ in the small 26

[lavish slate]

I missed it

[dapper sphinx]

Unc

[lavish slate]

What was even posted

[ripe bay]

do i smell some racism in here?

[pliant kestrel]

ya don't wanna know

[lavish slate]

wtf 😭

[turbid trellis]

🫩

[ripe bay]

gng what..

[lavish slate]

Covering my ears and eyes

[pliant kestrel]

Whats racist about any of that, thats just the people who govern their countries, that or web rating people

[lavish slate]

Mind you, this is a server for GTAO 😭

[turbid trellis]

I’m curious tho

[dapper sphinx]

I see I came at an odd time ima just go do something else

[ripe bay]

well why is the Caribbean 16+💀

[lavish slate]

I don’t think that matters

[turbid trellis]

Ask the people who rule the Caribbean

[lavish slate]

I would just like it if this community had some sense

[pliant kestrel]

[noble sentinel]

do nightclub techs make product and supplies while offline?

[ripe bay]

hmm tru tru

[lavish slate]

[turbid trellis]

Ikr

[lavish slate]

But I guess that’s hard to find

[sharp dome]

Yapper

[pliant kestrel]

Not really, gotta be online for most of everything or else nothing fills up

[turbid trellis]

I lowk wanna know too

[lavish slate]

Yapper

[sharp dome]

You are not me

[warm rivet]

Can I share steam account to my frnd so he can also play GTA5?

[turbid trellis]

Nah

[sharp dome]

U both can't play at the same time I guess

[turbid trellis]

It’s cuz gta belongs to rockstar

[sharp dome]

[turbid trellis]

Same with Ubisoft and ea

[pliant kestrel]

No

You can't have a game loaded at the same time on the same account for different locations or devices

You also can't make a steam family and launch two of the same game without also owning 2 copies of that game you are trying to launch

[lavish ibex]

Is there still people doing those millions heists

[turbid trellis]

If it’s an offline game u could + there’s games that aren’t share compatible

[inner sable]

is safehouse in the hills thing available only on enchanced?

or is it also for legacy

[sharp dome]

Yeh

[pliant kestrel]

Not even, if you go offline mode you can't load a lot of it and also the 2nd part as well

[lavish ibex]

I’ve done it on ps4 it’s called share play but only he plays

[lavish ibex]

How do I find em

[warm rivet]

RN steam offers game for 13$, any other platforms has cheaper than this?

[fresh magnet]

@lavish ibex, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #pc-l｜cayo-perico-lfg, #pc-e｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #pc-l｜casino-lfg, #pc-e｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #pc-l｜old-heist-lfg, #pc-e｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #pc-l｜vehicles-lfg, #pc-e｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #pc-l｜other-lfg, #pc-e｜other-lfg

Requested by: @sharp dome

[turbid trellis]

I mean 2 people can play an offline game at the same time like hollow knight for example

[sharp dome]

There

[lavish ibex]

What do they say? Modded heist or something?

[warm rivet]

But won't that require to login with rockstar launcher ?

[pliant kestrel]

If you mean modded heist, Yes but you can't ask here

although if you want just something like a normal "million" heist, ask in the channels

[sharp dome]

Normal heist i guess

[inner sable]

is safehouse in the hills thing available only on enchanced?
or is it also for legacy

[pliant kestrel]

Its for legacy, you need to go to the M at LSIA on the 2nd terminal floor to access it I believe.

[lavish ibex]

There was one guy who did a bank job for a few millions the magnet to the kamiya

[lavish ibex]

It’s just share play u get on a voice call and let em play on ur screen

PS4

[pliant kestrel]

Yea, people do modded heist still, although you cant ask here in this server, have to check elsewhere and also beware of the instance you could be banned for it

[lavish ibex]

How much does the non modded fleca heist give then

[pliant kestrel]

200k

100k per player if you split 50 50 that is

[lavish slate]

I just realised

I turn 18 this year

[lavish ibex]

How can I start it and how many times can I do it

[lavish ibex]

You going to college?

[lavish slate]

University

I start in about a month or two

[lavish ibex]

Cool major?

[lavish slate]

Computer science

[sharp dome]

Check DM

[lavish ibex]

😧

[lavish slate]

[lavish ibex]

[lavish slate]

[sharp dome]

Damn all the best with the technical stuff

[lavish slate]

Yeah I just hope that I can get a job

[weak marsh]

guys im level 27 with 4.5m$ what car do I buy?

[lavish slate]

I’d appreciate work experience than pay in the beginning

[forest arrow]

[sharp dome]

Police one

[forest arrow]

Dont buy car trust me

[lavish slate]

You just made him broke

[weak marsh]

I want to tho

[sharp dome]

Lol remember the guy who use to grind for police car

[weak marsh]

im just not buying the police car

I lowk wanna buy deluxo at trade price

[sharp dome]

By businesses then why to buy a car

[wooden rampart]

Brooo lowk wished the snow stayed more i loved hearing the bury the hatchet music while doing missiojs

[forest arrow]

Do ron ( dax) mission whole and u will get 2 seat ocelot which is fast car

[weak marsh]

how much is it?

[forest arrow]

It is free
U just have to do 11 missions of dax

[sharp dome]

Electric

[forest arrow]

Fr but it will do his work for now

He should invest his money

[sharp dome]

Yeh great torque

[forest arrow]

[sharp dome]

Acceleration

[steel fable]

i waited like day and its rising but little

[forest arrow]

For now its his fast car
It has great speed though

[sharp dome]

[blissful leaf]

gta+ membership says it includes a free upgrade to the mansion vehicle workshop, but i dont see it getting applied on the mansion website?

[obsidian bough]

Lester or pavel

[obsidian bough]

If should have the original cost crossed out like a line through it if you have the discount and it should have the new price under it

Oh

U said vehicle works jot 🥹

Do heists

That’s tuff try lfg

[fresh magnet]

@mellow urchin, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #pc-l｜cayo-perico-lfg, #pc-e｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #pc-l｜casino-lfg, #pc-e｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #pc-l｜old-heist-lfg, #pc-e｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #pc-l｜vehicles-lfg, #pc-e｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #pc-l｜other-lfg, #pc-e｜other-lfg

Requested by: @obsidian bough

[blissful leaf]

nah when i go to the checkout screen it doesnt cross out its still listing full price its weird

[obsidian bough]

idk bud

[blissful leaf]

: (

[lean zinc]

That does not make these LFG channels

[forest arrow]

[buoyant widget]

Just making sure, for replay on cayo (or any heist) you still close app in the cutscene where you hand off the money to the guy/buyers, right?

[forest arrow]

R u holy from stranger things 🙂

[wooden rampart]

Who wanna pkay gta 4 online with me

[thin wolf]

is this even against the rules

[glacial herald]

Just did the Beast quest, turns out the beast was using an opressor mk2

[thin wolf]

its technically gta online so hes not breaking any rules

[thin wolf]

makes it so much easier on everyone else tbh

[wooden rampart]

I wonder what mk 2 vehicles with gta6 online have?

The green sabre mk2

[thin wolf]

hopefully non

(says the broke ps4 user)

[dapper sphinx]

If they bring in MK2s into GTA VI Online I will grief every one I see

[thin wolf]

THE FUCKING REAPER OF MK2S??

[wooden rampart]

Cant wait for gta 6 pc to release in another year 🥲

[icy ledge]

best coke lockup locations??

[thin wolf]

what in the timing 😭

[dapper sphinx]

[pearl coral]

pray its a 1 year port and not 2.

[wooden rampart]

Gta 6 pc release finna be delayed

[rich sluice]

I have probably one of the coolest outfits on gta V ever

[pearl coral]

It wont, they'll just half ass the port like they've done all their other games. Emulating a controller.

[wooden rampart]

Will the ram prices drop or will gta 6 release

[wooden rampart]

Lets hope they atleast add chats to enhanced gtao pc before gta 6

They js copied the console files and made it pc compatible

[pearl coral]

the chat is perma gone, its the ps5 version of the game, hence why the streaming is so shit

[wooden rampart]

We get faster loadings at what cost

[pearl coral]

we dont even get faster loads

Consoles still load faster iirc

[wooden rampart]

I see the fast loads

Ive played before enhanced and just loading into a public lobby just from the main menu? Torture

[dapper sphinx]

It's for sure a lil faster on Enhanced

[dapper sphinx]

story > then online is the way

[wooden rampart]

Story mode update when haha

[dapper sphinx]

[rich sluice]

Does anyone have a nice cop outfit for gta online? Or anything Swat related

[stone ridge]

Yea

[raw sedge]

Ima hold your hand when I'm gonna say this

[normal junco]

3 years

[thin wolf]

franklin will eventually show up to defend his home

[warm rivet]

Yo I'm playing GTA through xbox but I kept getting account ownership verification failed what should I do?

[sharp dome]

No idea of consoles man

[warm rivet]

Laptop

[sharp dome]

U said through xbox

[warm rivet]

Xbox gaming pass in Xbox app

[sharp dome]

Maybe try asking in #gta-tech-support

[dusk snow]

Sup guys, quick question, do any of you like group up to deliver business supplies ? Wherever I try to sell supplies someone always griefs me and it has cost me tens of milions already. If there is a group here that fills in server by peaceful people and lets others sell product it would save my sanity. Thanks

[normal night]

dont worry man, rockstar announced in 2014 on the newswire that all we've gotta do is 'stay tuned for news on michael, franklin, and trevor's further adventures in southern san andreas'
any day now, trust the process

[warm rivet]

I did what they said but no use, I played online day before yesterday but from yesterday I can't login to online

[sharp dome]

Join crew sessions

[wooden rampart]

Will we defend our mansions soon

[amber pollen]

Bro this hsw time trial is pissin me off

[dusk snow]

You get more money for crew sessions or is that only on public ones

[amber pollen]

The car he gives u controls like a power wheels that can way too fast

[sharp dome]

Can't help you there man try looking on google

[sharp dome]

Yes per player 2.5%

[normal night]

if it's the first one, all you gotta do is drive carefully. you get more than enough time

[dusk snow]

Any tips on which crews are most full / peaceful ?

[sharp dome]

Join ours use command/joincrew

[dusk snow]

I've never bothered myself with such things as crew

[amber pollen]

I barely hit something and I started doing mid air 360/

[dusk snow]

thanks mate

[sharp dome]

[wooden rampart]

Where is our gta online hooker update

[glacial herald]

I want to try

the Titan 250D

[manic junco]

Tommorow

Source: i am a rockstar developer

[wooden rampart]

We need a hooker rework in gt

[glacial herald]

Just be a walking COD Scorestreak

[manic junco]

Dont worry we have been working on all the details, just for you

[glacial herald]

Most of the hookers ain't bad it's the south ones are bad- the Sandy Shores and Grove Street Hookers are bad

[wooden rampart]

We need a angel npc and maybe rockstar can have all the time on gta 6

[amber pollen]

My friend picked one up and I T boned him and she died

[worthy lotus]

whats the prime loadout combo , like what all weapons in each slot and what rounds for each

[manic junco]

Angel is sadly just an ai model man, you can have anything but not everything

[sharp dome]

Buy everything

[worthy lotus]

bro is there a guide or smth

[wooden rampart]

[glacial herald]

I wonder when are they gonna bring back Text Chat in GTAO PC MK2

[broken zephyr]

How do i fix neck pain bro when i stretch my neck it hurts

[sour zenith]

Check your sleeping posture and make sure you’re sleeping on your back with your neck straight

Also chiropractor

[chilly dagger]

Why is perico not cooled down yet? It’s been over 3 hours

[worthy lotus]

when is tac smg coming bro

[sour zenith]

Did you just load into a lobby

[glacial slate]

Can't you just snap it and then back

[dusty dagger]

Shake that little shit

[sour zenith]

That’s the secret technique

[chilly dagger]

I tried loading into a new lobby and still nothing

[idle condor]

lookin for a fwend

[dusty dagger]

Telling you shake that little shit

[sour zenith]

If you spawned inside of a property, exit and wait for a minute or two. Sometimes itll bug out and won’t become available if you don’t exit

If that also doesn’t work then I’m not sure. Maybe close the game

[warped mason]

Im new wanna play?

[idle condor]

hy

free roam 5?

[proven light]

what property should i get next? autoshop, salvage yard, bail office, helitours, smoke otw, garment factory, or mckenzie airfield?

[sour zenith]

I’d get McKenzie Airfield

[amber pollen]

Dude I barely move my joystick and the car turns into a beyblafe

In what world is this a good car

[sour zenith]

What car is it

[warped mason]

Ayt. But i needa do some missions too if youre up

[amber pollen]

The first hsw trial

[thin wolf]

what car?

[idle condor]

ye sure

[proven light]

what do you do with the mckenzie air field

[amber pollen]

Thought these cars were good

[idle condor]

join roam 5

[warped mason]

Ok

[amber pollen]

I just want fast cars man

[sour zenith]

Oh yeah the HSW Turismo Classic. It has some wheelspin at low speeds but once you get going it’s fine. Just have to brake properly when turning and figure out where the limit of grip is with its tires when in a corner.

[misty void]

Hi guys I just got unbanned from this discord

[amber pollen]

I couldn’t react fast enough I hit a curb and I turned into a beyblade

[idle condor]

add me

[vapid token]

Welcome back

[sour zenith]

It’s one of those things where you kinda just have to practice handling the car and you’ll get better over time

[flat island]

what did u do previously?

[misty void]

Thanks

[amber pollen]

I missed the time by like 25 seconds

[misty void]

I asked if anyone had a lscm and got banned for a week

[sour zenith]

Better get to practicing‼️

[flat island]

eh? o.0

[misty void]

Yeah

[flat island]

did u... do it repeatedly in the wrong channel?

[somber dawn]

Why there is no arabians in the lfg rooms

[misty void]

I did it to the lfg cars one and this one

[soft aspen]

Does fmj mk v get imani armour

[amber pollen]

It’s 1 am I’m goin to bed

I’ll do it tomrrrow

[mint turret]

homing lock on jammar

[pliant kestrel]

Anyone can with mods, its quite easy to get it for free

All you need is the code for it, very public information although flexing mods on people here isn't really going to benefit anyone anything

[jovial jay]

!glitches

[fresh magnet]

Discussion around mods, glitches, and exploits is only permitted if they do not give the player an unfair advantage, and they do not negatively impact others' experience.

Mentioning mod menus by name - as well as how to find them - is forbidden, as they are usually used to harm the experiences of other players. It's also forbidden to explain how to do or find glitches that have a negative impact on others.

Requested by: @jovial jay

[jovial jay]

[pliant kestrel]

Erm acktrually its "!mods" even though it gives the same result

[jovial jay]

Its whatever one I feel like using

[sharp dome]

Aww man

He got muted before I came

[pliant kestrel]

I think he got banned, not muted, anywhom

[misty void]

Uh oh

[pliant kestrel]

uh oh indeed, hows gta going for you?

[misty void]

Good I just got a mansion

Well I got it like 3 days ago

[pliant kestrel]

lovely, how do you like it so far?

[misty void]

Very good

Does the security go for all my business?

If I buy it on the mansion

[pliant kestrel]

All of them including warehouses for special cargo

[misty void]

Okay

[thin wolf]

the humble "invite only session" button

me neither, i mean u could just change lobbies to cancel it

[sour zenith]

?? What Yacht mission for Special Cargo

The Tugboat?

[thin wolf]

fair enough

the tugboat right?

[sour zenith]

Oh that one I see. For sourcing the cargo

Yeah unless you have a Mk2 that mission is horrendous

[thin wolf]

idk if i know that, if its the same one as the hanger one then yea it sucks

[sour zenith]

Deluxo also kinda works but it’s much slower

But yeah Mk2 is honestly the only viable/efficient vehicle for that mission.

[thin wolf]

the water missions for hanger cargo are so ass

[vapid stone]

how to keep junkyard cars

[sour zenith]

Yeah the NPCs for special cargo do tons of damage for no reason

[thin wolf]

missions made SPECIFICALLY to be done with planes and they have cargo that goes into the water

[sour zenith]

Yeah whoever designed those missions needs to be fired

Same with whoever approved of them

[thin wolf]

MOST are fun the first 3 times

then it gets boring as fuck, especially if u do them alone

[ripe dove]

Any clans or communities im looking

[raw yarrow]

can someone helpp lerne the game and help me do misson

[thin wolf]

i cant imagine having to do them with the planes they give you

[pliant kestrel]

can't really do stuff like that here because {r:10} exist

[fresh magnet]

GTA Online Discord - Rule 10

Advertising, begging and trading are prohibited. Exceptions apply to trading of strictly in-game GTA content or services (e.g., "Help me sell crates and I will help you with your heists").

Requested by

@pliant kestrel

[ripe dove]

What

[thin wolf]

fucking molotok for the one mission with like 30 jets😭

[thin wolf]

pure confusion

[ripe dove]

Whats rull 10 looking for a clan ??

[pliant kestrel]

advirtising is subject to clans, crews, and all of that

[ripe dove]

Well this is a bs server

How is that a rull

[cyan bane]

Crew advertisement is not allowed by Rule 10

[thin wolf]

go ahead and leave if u want bud

dude joined to ask about crews

was Googling it THAT hard?

[ripe dove]

That's like be creating a server and telling them not to team up with anyone

That's like me telling people on a game not to add me

[pliant kestrel]

Nothing is stopping you from teaming up with people. thats what #pc-e｜lfg-info is for, but advirtising crews and communities isn't allowed

[cyan bane]

We have our own crew if you're interested

[thin wolf]

144-175

[ripe dove]

Ohhh advertising no im not doing that

Just simply asking

@cyan bane ok

[thin wolf]

people cant advertise so no one can answer you except maybe in dms

[cyan bane]

You're not allowed to ask crews either as it will lead other people to advertise their crews

[ripe dove]

Oh, well ok that will work

[thin wolf]

the average amount is about 250, the one i said is the ina rush number (i asked ai)

[cyan bane]

Use /joincrew command if you want to join our server event crew

[thin wolf]

i copied ur exact message

[broken zephyr]

Might be the long gaming sessions too

[thin wolf]

shit got me curious

i forgot my rockstar username

fuck

ill js check that out later

what are you smoking and can i have some

jokes aside smoking is bad chat dont do it

hell yea

[honest oracle]

i've been trying to find outlets of people on gtao that would help solo players with heists and heist setups. I've had no luck. Is there anyone who would be open to helping me with cluckin bell raid setup?

[thin wolf]

you're a cool dude, anyways, it comes with great regret that i must go to sleep, it is 8:36 am and i have no sense of self control

[fresh magnet]

@honest oracle, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #pc-e｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #pc-e｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #pc-e｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #pc-e｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #pc-e｜other-lfg

Requested by: @thin wolf

[honest oracle]

damn sorry 😭

[thin wolf]

no worries just read the rules so u dont get obliterated

[honest oracle]

right

[thin wolf]

goodbye cool dude and random people i do not know

🫡

[honest oracle]

hydrogen baby vs coughing bomb

[thin wolf]

hydrogen cough vs baby bomb

lmaoo

names bond

banes jsme

[granite ermine]

Someone knows why i can't see the mission " a titan of a job "

[thin wolf]

call a bundalance

[placid hemlock]

Please keep the chatter relevant to GTA and refrain from spamming or LFGing.

For non-GTA chatting, please visit #community

[pliant kestrel]

Pause > Online > Jobs > Play Job > Rockstar created > Missions > Will either be the first or the 7th option depending on if you own a yacht or not.

[stone pelican]

fuck

[pliant kestrel]

hey man don't fucking curse, gotta keep it mature

[granite ermine]

What the fuck bro why would u curse

[pliant kestrel]

How is everyone enjoying the mansion so far, if owned that is?

[simple cradle]

i got like $28 in the pocket, i like it

[granite ermine]

Still robbing groceries stores to buy one

[rain scarab]

wheres the lfg channels? am i blind? lmao

[pliant kestrel]

Try looking in id:customize and then get a platform role, then it will show here >>>

[rain scarab]

tyty, i thought i did tht

[simple cradle]

real

[merry prism]

Every session i go to is full of ceo how do i get cayo

[pliant kestrel]

If it doesn't work, #assign-platform-here exist, as well as typing in commands like:
"!join {Type}"
xb1, xbs, ps4, ps5, pcl - pc legacy, pce - pc enhanced >> being your types

[rain scarab]

tyty, got it wrking

preciate yall

[shrewd oriole]

how do i clear cache on ps5

[coral cedar]

"Kornbread was obliterated by the Orbital Cannon"

[formal jacinth]

If you have to use money glitches or replay glitches to be better at the game, kindly delete the game

[rich sluice]

join a invite only session

[fresh magnet]

@cold hedge, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Everything else: #xb-s｜other-lfg

Requested by: @formal jacinth

[rich sluice]

settings -> saved game data -> select gta -> delete

[merry prism]

Then nobody joins my game

[rich sluice]

what do you need other people for when scoping out

[fresh magnet]

@loud roost, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #pc-e｜cayo-perico-lfg, #ps5｜cayo-perico-lfg, #xb-s｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #pc-e｜casino-lfg, #ps5｜casino-lfg, #xb-s｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #pc-e｜old-heist-lfg, #ps5｜old-heist-lfg, #xb-s｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #pc-e｜vehicles-lfg, #ps5｜vehicles-lfg, #xb-s｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #pc-e｜other-lfg, #ps5｜other-lfg, #xb-s｜other-lfg

Requested by: @formal jacinth

[merry prism]

I want to collect the gold

[rich sluice]

do you have the heist setup?

[merry prism]

Yea

[rich sluice]

look for someone in #ps4｜cayo-perico-lfg

[wooden rampart]

Man gtao so boring ive been doing taxi work

[merry prism]

I just had a sesh but someone left

[wooden rampart]

Lowk killed half of my customers cuz they aint paying no tip

[twilit remnant]

act 3 glitch so cheese

my god

i’m up 200mil already

[amber parrot]

where do i copy my rockstar social club profile link at?

[twilit remnant]

g to social club > profile > and i think you just copy link

[stable osprey]

E

[amber parrot]

thanks i js did cmm and was tryna get role rq

[twilit remnant]

if i did CMM i would fk up so bad

[amber parrot]

took 8 hours 😭

[nova monolith]

Explain a bit,

Ive just heard theres an act3 glitch

[twilit remnant]

you glitch it into dispatch mission

[fallen viper]

Have new cars been released?

[pliant kestrel]

No but its safe to assume it will happen with the next one being maybe the Keitora

and on thursday at 2am pst

[cunning walrus]

i'm hype for the itali classic

[craggy marsh]

Is the rumpo custom the van with the machine gun ontop of it 🤔

[rigid pine]

nope, its the wiggle boost van

van with machine gun is probably the speedo custom (free with a nightclub)

[glacial herald]

Bought an Omnis e_GT

[muted tree]

Hey, I'm new to this discord community! But I wanted to know what would be the fastest way to make money in the game online? Glitch or solo

[mint turret]

cayo pericho heist

[sharp dome]

#1344878308210507856

[vocal solar]

I was doing a tom connors mission so he would eventually stop texting me and I failed the mission because some other player was threatening me and it made me lose to time

[nocturne idol]

Someone actually doing tom connors missions?

[nova monolith]

Is doing the ulp missions any worth your time

[vocal solar]

I have to do them so he stops giving me texts that automatically accept the mission when I press x but I can't even do it when I want because it relies on a random text

[nova monolith]

Or is it better to start respecting the laws in gta

[vocal solar]

I want to do all the missions so I never get them again but rockstar had to choose the random way that makes you always accidentally accept and it always gets griefed in public so you have to get it at random in a private session

It's not even missions for money, I don't know how rockstar makes money from intentional annoying game design with the texts and calls

[nova monolith]

Cant u pick and choose who you want on the phone or it doesn’t work like that with whoever tomo connors is

[mint turret]

once you decline, you wont get call again in that session

[vocal solar]

It does it for every session

If I avoid it one time, I avoid it just for that session

[mint turret]

yeah ik

[vocal solar]

I don't want any text or calls at all

[gusty plank]

does anyone know any money glitch for ps5, im tired of grinding all night man

[nova monolith]

Tell him to not call u or text u ez

Put a gun to his head

[dusk seal]

guys, bought a new car, the new ones, Vapid FMJ, was running fine, went to customs. then suddenly it spins out constantly

feels like driving a car in GTA 4, and does this weird scratching noise like It's grinding against something when It isn't

[nova monolith]

Thats the front splitter i think thats why i dont like driving it much,

Except a few hsw time trials but i mostly use the deveste

[dusk seal]

Is there a way to remove the front splitter then?

[nova monolith]

Idk really just maybe try to keep it stock bumber maybe thatll help it

[dusk seal]

is the suspension a problem?

[nova monolith]

I hate these low low cars ngl they tend to get stuck on ledges for no reason

[nova monolith]

Yes that too maybe put it a bit higher up

Play w it find the sweet spot

[lament sentinel]

Which mansion should i get?

[pliant kestrel]

whichever you want. they all function perfectly the same

[glacial herald]

doing cluckin bell finale with someone

holy shit this guy is bad at picking cars AND getaway driving

[lament sentinel]

Oh shi bet

[rigid pine]

its the moonbeam ?

[glacial herald]

yea moonbeam

[rigid pine]

the best muscle car in the game obv

[dusk seal]

What

[nova monolith]

Where can i send pictures

[glacial herald]

I personally pick the tesla for the getaway vehicle

[rigid pine]

media

[dusk seal]

In my opinion The Duke is the best muscle car

[nova monolith]

Can u help me out i cant find it 😭

[rigid pine]

its a joke cuz the moonbeam is a van that is in muscle class

cuz R* logic i guess

[pliant kestrel]

#gta-media, #gta-vehicles, and #gta-online-mk2 when you get lvl 25

[nova monolith]

Oh

[ripe bay]

whatever works tbh

I done a finale with a crew that had bad weapons still managed to do it

[glacial herald]

took him 20 misn to evade the cops

[nova monolith]

I can access it by clicking that but am not risking sending anything im lvl 5 or sum so wtv thanks

[ripe bay]

Ok thats crazy

[icy ledge]

all of em

[dusk seal]

What is the point of suspension

Does suspension even make a difference

[ripe bay]

Makes sports cars look cooler

[sour zenith]

For most cars it’s just visual but on some cars it can improve grip

[dusk seal]

yeah makes this one grind against the literal floor

It's scratching everytime I drive it

[pliant kestrel]

Or allow your under-carriage to be damaged more often from bumps or grooves in the road

[ripe bay]

let me guess, is it the new vapid fmj?

[dusk seal]

Yeah.

[sour zenith]

Iirc on some cars it can be detrimental to have lowered suspension

[dusk seal]

Oh my god it's still scratching on stock suspension

[sour zenith]

I think on Turismo R? You can’t go over curbs in the city with lowered suspension

[oak wedge]

Why's that so chrisp?.

[ripe bay]

Then thats some vigilante shi going on

Or ur bad at driving

[sour zenith]

Sacrifice I’m willing to make for the stance aesthetic

[sharp dome]

[ripe bay]

Angry tom

[dusk seal]

It literally scratched coming out of the Los santos customs

[sour zenith]

Grind away my exhaust and oil cover just to turn some heads

[dusk seal]

CUTSCENE

[velvet linden]

I need people to play with but people think I'm a kid. 🫠

[fresh magnet]

@velvet linden, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #pc-l｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #pc-l｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #pc-l｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #pc-l｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #pc-l｜other-lfg

Requested by: @sharp dome

[velvet linden]

I was just venting lol

[clever monolith]

Guys help me

My cat died last month and I'm imagining him everywhere I go

[sharp dome]

!gta

[fresh magnet]

Please keep the chatter relevant to GTA and refrain from spamming or LFGing.

For non-GTA chatting, please visit #community

Requested by: @sharp dome

[ripe bay]

forget it homie..

[nocturne idol]

I mean, do you see your name 😭

[ripe bay]

yh idk what he/she thinks

[umbral agate]

Yur

[clever monolith]

@ripe bay I can forgot it

[nocturne idol]

Who wouldn’t think someone named mf KaiserSenpai420 is a kid

[clever monolith]

Cant

Its not simple to forget a dead cat

[velvet linden]

Damn, I didn't know there was a list of age appropriate names.

[clever monolith]

Fr

No way

Emojis!

[nocturne idol]

Would you believe someone with that name is an adult? 😭

[clever monolith]

Y'all arguing over a name is more childish tbh

[nocturne idol]

Mf nobody is arguing

[clever monolith]

Looks like jt

[nocturne idol]

Then you haven’t seen arguing

[brittle gyro]

Guys how to get the 1.5M in clucking bell raid

[nocturne idol]

There is no way

[sharp dome]

By playing it

[dusk seal]

Check dms and help me out here valor, what do you think is the issue with this fuckass car

[clever monolith]

Do bodyguard bonus

[brittle gyro]

How

[sharp dome]

Its on a bonus week just play and complete the cluckin bell

The bonus 500k will be reflect in ur acc after 72hrs

[clever monolith]

Cap its 300k

I got 800k

I got 500k normal
And 300k bonus

[velvet linden]

I just want a Bully 2, please god.

[nocturne idol]

No it isn’t

[nova monolith]

For some reason i never got that, instead i went and complained at R* for the stupidest bug nd they gave me it

[nocturne idol]

The bonus is 500k

[brittle gyro]

How

[pliant kestrel]

500k standard as leader + 500k bonus for playing as leader once until jan 7th + 250k first time bonus
50k standard pay as bodyguard + 500k bonus for playing as bodyguard or assosiate until jan 7th + 250k first time bonus

[brittle gyro]

Can we get it if we are doing it solo

[pliant kestrel]

You can, theres two bonuses for it

[nocturne idol]

Dude what are these questions

[velvet linden]

Can we cheat is basically what is he asking lol

[still plover]

When I get lonely I go to the strip club and I keep accidentally touching my feet to my TV and getting nasty slime marks on it

Why do I ruin everything

[nocturne idol]

When I get lonely I grief people delivering nightclub so they talk to me

[pliant kestrel]

I just stalk people, let them know Im watching but not from how far and where

[velvet linden]

Just watch some anime if you get lonely bro

[still plover]

Oh my, I only do acid so I don't really know

Wait you're also Xbox one??

[nocturne idol]

Yuh

[still plover]

What are the chances

Wait I meant I only like deliver acid in the game I would never do acid in real life

[tall finch]

What we do at LS car meet upS? Jss wana know bec’ I never joined such meetups

[nova monolith]

Finna try that thanks for the idea, sounds fun

[nocturne idol]

There might be like an 80% chance I’ve slimed out your acid delivery

Unless you only do private sessions

[still plover]

No I do it in public You're probably the reason I started crying and wiping more slime on my TV

[nocturne idol]

I also ran in the strip club with a grenade

[still plover]

Actually no cuz the cracker who killed me had a pip PFP I remember

[still plover]

What level are you

[nocturne idol]

Like 130 rn

[still plover]

Guys I did the diamond casino heist and I performed so horribly that I almost gave up on this game

[young hedge]

Has this server lost it🫩

[still plover]

That's what I'm saying

I came in here for some real talks and this guy's talking about griefing

[velvet linden]

It's 12am, I came to fuck around before bed.

[nocturne idol]

I love it cause I get company that calls me slurs

[still plover]

You're an interesting critter

How do you hear them call you that stuff

[pliant lintel]

I'm level 38 or 40 online tra yo doing heists tonight

[fresh magnet]

@pliant lintel, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #xb1｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #xb1｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #xb1｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #xb1｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #xb1｜other-lfg

Requested by: @nocturne idol

[nocturne idol]

Messages

[still plover]

Ohh

You should grief my friend

[nocturne idol]

I destroyed some guy’s full nightclub and he invited me to a party like 80 times

[still plover]

Did you join it?

[nocturne idol]

Naw

I just went on dnd

[still plover]

I don't have a mic on Xbox

[nocturne idol]

Can’t invite me if I don’t get them

[still plover]

But I'm also not a nonverbal guy

My mom smokes a little bit when she was pregnant with me

[nocturne idol]

I can tell

[pliant lintel]

Me too no Mic I can hope on vc tho

[velvet linden]

Lmfaooo

[still plover]

Excuse me?

How the hell could you tell anything like that from me or from what I've said

[nocturne idol]

This gives it away a bit

[velvet linden]

He took a wiiiiiild guess believe it or not

[still plover]

Oh

Okay fine you got me

[young hedge]

Where are the mods man

Its 5am🫩

[still plover]

I ain't even do nothing

[velvet linden]

This discord channel has mods?

[young hedge]

What is this bullshit that you guys are talking about

[nocturne idol]

All of em do

[still plover]

We're talking about GTA

[young hedge]

Omg...

[pliant kestrel]

They aren't ready for the knowing of that information

[young hedge]

"My mom smokes a little bit when she was pregnant with me" wrap it up man

[still plover]

How else am I supposed to keep a conversation going? 🙄

[velvet linden]

Personally, I've never seen a mod here. I've seen some crazy stuff being said here and on a few of the VC channels. I just assumed the mods weren't active.

[still plover]

Yeah I'm not even saying anything offensive I'm just speaking my truth

[rich sluice]

partnered discord server with 650k members, why would there be mods here

[still plover]

I don't appreciate the sarcasm

[nocturne idol]

Surely there won’t be a discord mod in the biggest gta community right

[velvet linden]

Okay, yes there are mods and admins. Of course, this can't exist without em.

I just don't think they're active is all.

[rich sluice]

what a foolish thought to think that there would be mods here

[still plover]

Actually I don't know I got in trouble for saying something revolving around the p guy

[last hull]

Good to know

[young hedge]

They are very active

[nova monolith]

Not currently it seems

[nocturne idol]

Mostly cause we rarely need em talking

[young hedge]

But when ppl really need them, they just vanish

[hazy laurel]

Is anyone on gta rn? I need help selling mc

[fresh magnet]

@hazy laurel, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #ps5｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #ps5｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #ps5｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #ps5｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #ps5｜other-lfg

Requested by: @nocturne idol

[nocturne idol]

Lurking exists yk

[nova monolith]

Theyre not here when needed

[pliant kestrel]

They are active but will not chat here most of the time, they may send a message or two every few hours or send a reminder through @placid hemlock via the console or command for him

[still plover]

Ohh Yeah that was the bloke that got me in trouble

[nova monolith]

True, but as i said

[still plover]

Your Xbox One as well???

[nocturne idol]

And tbf it’s night for the most part in USA

[nova monolith]

Used to, i forgot to remove the role

[still plover]

Oh...

So me and this griefer are the only Xbox ones right now

[nocturne idol]

Hehe

I like destroying product

[nova monolith]

Unfortunately

[nova monolith]

I wanna start an account just for that

[velvet pine]

I have the money why’s the mechanic not taking it? Can I not be in a mission or building when he does?

[still plover]

My boy is having trouble with the mechanic?

[nocturne idol]

I would but I don’t feel like starting over

[pliant kestrel]

You need to wait a full day cycle in order for the billing to continue for the mechanic feature, same with power on properties and so on

[velvet linden]

My OG character started on Xbox 360, moved to Xbox One, then to PC.

[still plover]

If you played Xbox One would you have been my bodyguard if I asked you to?

[velvet pine]

Yeah I couldn’t pay him earlier and now he won’t take the money and if he doesn’t take the money I can’t use him

[young hedge]

You guys are the only ones playing on Xbox in this server

[nova monolith]

Now that i know u, i think not

[nocturne idol]

Meh better than playing ps4

[velvet linden]

I had to wait a week in game. I'll never do that again lmfao 😭🤣

[young hedge]

Bullshit

[still plover]

Yeah I'm have to agree with the griefer here

PlayStation is so unoriginal and tasteless

[nova monolith]

Come on isnt it fun starting over in gta online

[young hedge]

I still play in my ps3

Looks amazing

[velvet pine]

I’ve waited several day cycles he still won’t take that shit it’s starting to piss me off bc I can’t get to missions fast

[still plover]

Oh... Well I appreciate the honesty

[nocturne idol]

Try booting up any semi modern game and watch it turn into a boeing 767

[young hedge]

What about 360 huh?

[pliant kestrel]

the ps3 is good, the ps4 isn't designed for airflow and has over-heating issues, why it has to run the fans at higher speeds

[still plover]

It's all glorp

[velvet linden]

Old me would be raging right now lmfao. I use to be team everything. I still have my older consoles, but now I don't see myself ever getting the PS5 or Xbox X Series tbh.

[nocturne idol]

Too bad that’s not my point

[young hedge]

Never had issues with ps4, not even with RDR2

[nova monolith]

Honesty is key

[still plover]

Xbox One is like the best to play GTA on

[nocturne idol]

I’m prolly gonna get a series s whenever they’re cheaper, soon as the next xbox releases they’re def gonna be selling for less

[young hedge]

Buy a ps5

[nocturne idol]

Fuck no gang 😭

[still plover]

I have access to a ps5

[velvet linden]

My OG PS4 died, only game console that I owned that ever broke. Air flow sucked ass, the pro is better. I still have my old Star Wars edition PS4Pro

[nocturne idol]

I’ve spent over prolly 2k on my Xbox accounts

[young hedge]

No one plays in xbox gng

[still plover]

Actually that's not true

[young hedge]

2K?

[still plover]

I've found a community of Xbox one players

[nocturne idol]

Yeah I’m definitely going to abandon the account I’ve spent thousands on

[young hedge]

In what, fortnite skins?

[nocturne idol]

Who tf plays Fortnite anymore

[velvet linden]

My son keeps asking for one and a PS5.

I just don't see the need tbh.

[velvet linden]

Whenever my son forces me to

[nocturne idol]

Ngl only good for the exclusives

[young hedge]

I have like 200 games of which 50 are triple a and i dont think i have spend more than 500$

[nocturne idol]

I hate that you have to request to join people in games on Xbox now though

[young hedge]

What do you mean 2k

[still plover]

Just get invited

[nova monolith]

Not always, i think it has to do w profile settings or whatever

[velvet linden]

All the Xbox exclusives come to PC day one / damn near.

The Playstation exclusives now a days are timed. Literally ALL the PS4 games I personally bought my PS4 for, has came out on PC.

If that's the case.....I'll just wait.

[nocturne idol]

That doesn’t really work with anawack

[still plover]

What the hell is that

[nova monolith]

Whats up w this anawack guy i seen people mention him

[still plover]

Are they bad?

[nocturne idol]

AFK bad sports bot that would auto invite you if you tried joining iirc

[wild badger]

usually just support with a glitch

[young hedge]

Ps5 doesn't have that typa problems

[nocturne idol]

Yea anawacks are solely for glitching n stuff

[still plover]

Oh I thought it was some girl

[wild badger]

ps5 has anawack too

[nocturne idol]

Every platform has one

[wild badger]

ik

[velvet linden]

Even the GameCube?

[still plover]

Griefer

[young hedge]

Well whats the point of having a Xbox

[wild badger]

sure

[still plover]

Do you have an orbital cannon

[young hedge]

Ps5 now has halo

[nocturne idol]

Yuh

[still plover]

Bro...

[young hedge]

In a few years we'll have xbox exclusives

[still plover]

Are you like poor or do you have access to it often?

[nocturne idol]

Main problem is that the anawack’s for Xbox don’t really work anymore

[still plover]

Oh are you an anahuaca user

[nocturne idol]

Cause shitcrosoft made it so you can’t join someone unless they’re your friend

[velvet linden]

I hate they gave PSN users Gears of War with no multiplayer.

I grew up on that shit, they need to experience the glory/BS

[wild badger]

anawack is fine on cs

[nocturne idol]

I yearn for them to up the friend request limit

[still plover]

I used to play that with my family member

[wild badger]

xs

[nocturne idol]

You don’t have to request to join?

[wild badger]

na

[young hedge]

Xbox still thinks they can win over ps

[nocturne idol]

That’s bs

[nova monolith]

Should i try and go bad sports just for the sake of it

[still plover]

Let me know how it goes

[nova monolith]

Also im trash at pvp so ye might as well

[still plover]

Mr not bodyguard

[nova monolith]

Shush

[wild badger]

mk2 your way there

[nocturne idol]

I would be if Microsoft finally upped the friend limit

[nova monolith]

Not trynna get that bullied

[velvet linden]

At this point, who is seriously winning the console war?

It looks kinda rough right now tbh.

[wild badger]

o well

[nocturne idol]

Xbox 100% with the next one

[wild badger]

didnt know ppl still did tht 💀

[still plover]

But why?

[nova monolith]

I wanna get better at dog fights and ground pvp

[nocturne idol]

Helps with all kinda glitches

[crimson current]

im new to gta online can someone help me get better?

[velvet linden]

I know there was a limit on the 360 but there's a limit on the One/X Series?

Guess I haven't hit it yet.

[wild badger]

up n atomizer your way there then

[nocturne idol]

Apparently it’s 1k

[still plover]

Like heist glitches?

[nova monolith]

Hm, u think self orb will work?

[young hedge]

Rough? Xbox raised the price of Game Pass, the Activision acquisition was the worst mistake, Call of Duty is sinking, their exclusives are on PlayStation, they have nothing good

[nocturne idol]

No, the bot doesn’t work like that

[wild badger]

no no

[still plover]

The boy

[wild badger]

anawack was mainly used for teleportation glitches

[nocturne idol]

And god mode

[nova monolith]

Also wth is that about me section you got goin on

[still plover]

Just use the submarine

[crimson current]

hey is anyone here able to help me get good at gta online i started playing today tbh and need some help

[wild badger]

my cod bame

[still plover]

Leave him alone.

[wild badger]

name^

[young hedge]

For every Xbox Series X/S purchased, there are 10 PS5 sold

[velvet linden]

Buyers remorse will always be real, someone will always feel the need to justify their purchase/why they choose X instead of Y.

[nova monolith]

Leave me alone tf

[wild badger]

lowk pointless, its js personal preference

[nocturne idol]

Who are you feeling like 😭

[still plover]

The mayo guy

[nocturne idol]

Yea it’s on sight if I see you delivering acid

[still plover]

Are you dead ahh

[nova monolith]

Oof

[wild badger]

na hangar sells only

most time consuming

[rose meadow]

i cant believe this happened but i beat someone so badly in pvp that it caused them to have a mid life crisis

[nocturne idol]

Ykw even if you deliver your nightclub it’s on sight

[still plover]

I don't even have nightclub stuff

[young hedge]

Thanks i couldn't see your name im deaf

[nova monolith]

Am gonna get my xbox one back nd join ur team

[still plover]

What the hell is this

[nova monolith]

A conversation

[nocturne idol]

ANY business I see you selling its on sight

[still plover]

I see

[nocturne idol]

The savage does not concern itself with lock-on jammers

[nova monolith]

Btw a question to the pc masterrace, can i run gta off of a usb stick

[wild badger]

heist prep equipment

[velvet linden]

I can't agree more.

Honestly, it's crazy. This "battle" is everywhere. So many similar things that has two groups of people fighting each other when it all comes down to personal preference.

Star Wars vs Star Stark
Naruto vs DBZ
Ford vs Chevy
Canon camera vs Sony camera
Longboarding vs Skateboarding

How long will we fight each other over stuff that are so similar? At least we like gaming, some people we're dumb lovers for gaming.

[nova monolith]

Its all smile and wave boys

[velvet linden]

Sure, downloading to the USB stick may take a while tho depending on the speed. I wouldn't do it lol

[young hedge]

Its crazy how people call it a war

[nocturne idol]

Can we all js agree that Naruto and dbz are overglazed

[still plover]

Guys I needed this.... Thank you

[nova monolith]

Ill risk it, even though it doesn’t even meet min requirements

[wild badger]

can we all agree all anime is overglazed

[nova monolith]

Ill find a way

[wintry widget]

who want play heist?

[nocturne idol]

Ngl I love the savage

[wild badger]

lfg

[velvet linden]

Sure, I can agree.

What blows my mind is how Naruto fandom, DBZ fandom, and One Piece fandom HATE each other while the authors ( rip Toriyama ) were all colleagues and friends. It honestly makes sense if you like all 3 instead of being down each other throats imo

[wintry widget]

what

[fresh magnet]

@wintry widget, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #pc-e｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #pc-e｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #pc-e｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #pc-e｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #pc-e｜other-lfg

Requested by: @nocturne idol

[wild badger]

go to the lfg ^^^

[nocturne idol]

That

[nocturne idol]

The big 3 of overrated animes lwk

[still plover]

Oh goodness Don't tell me you're a "glitch" fan

[velvet linden]

I dunno, it kinda is.

People get really heated about this stuff, which blows my mind. Ford vs Chevy people will get into damn near fist fights, like bro....at least you both like cars? As long as my car takes me to work, I don't care lol.

[nocturne idol]

??

[still plover]

Isn't your profile picture from like murder drones or something

[nocturne idol]

Your point

Yours is Minecraft

[still plover]

No...tf

It's Herobrine

[nocturne idol]

And what game is he from?

[still plover]

The amazing digital circus is the peak of fiction

[velvet linden]

What's this thing of mayo you're going through?

[young hedge]

Most of them cant even afford that typa cars or have never even seen one

[still plover]

He's notchs dead brother

[nocturne idol]

He’s gotta be eating some laced mayo

[wild badger]

mutts mayo .

[still plover]

Come back to life to haunt the game

[nova monolith]

I had this dude in a sparrow come and try to blow me up, let him take a few hits, i js swing the arm out w a sticky nd blows up, he leaves immediately after

[nocturne idol]

Yk how dumb you sound right

[still plover]

Are you saying I lack self-awareness?

[nocturne idol]

I remember one time a raiju struggled to kill me in a hunter lmao

[still plover]

Because if so I refuse to acknowledge What you're saying about me

[nova monolith]

More than that

[still plover]

When have I said anything remotely bizarre since I've talked to you guys

[nocturne idol]

Yeah you deserve to have your cargo blown up

😭✌️

[nova monolith]

Need to step up my game on jets and dogfighting

I got the bubblegum raiju and ive been having people come after me for no reason

[still plover]

Kaisersenpai seems entertained at least golly

[velvet linden]

Something about your mom smoking while pregnant, you being lonely and something about a strip club.

Did I miss anything guys?

[still plover]

Oh yeah haha I forgot about that

I be saying the darndest things don't I

[crisp niche]

Where would one find a crew nowadays? Preferably with lots of aussies who play similar time as me

[velvet linden]

I ammmmm lmao. I gotta go to bed soon but I'm having the time of my life.

[wild badger]

rockstar social club

just search and pray

[still plover]

Well if I can make someone laugh then I guess That's well enough

[nocturne idol]

Did you deadass just say darndest

[still plover]

Yes I Deadahh did

[nocturne idol]

Cannot be a real human

[velvet linden]

I feel like that was for me for real. My old ass 😭🤣

[nocturne idol]

I have not seen one human say darndest in a sentence

[still plover]

You make me sound like I'm some character in a cartoon bro I'm just a mayo guy 😭

[wild badger]

exhibit A

[wild badger]

exihibit B

[velvet linden]

How old are you?

It's a common phrase depending on the age group you're in

[wild badger]

Exhibit C

[remote merlin]

[nocturne idol]

26, either way I’ve never seen it said once

[still plover]

I'm 19

[soft sundial]

Who can help me?

[wild badger]

with

[nova monolith]

Old asf gng u getting ur pension yet

[still plover]

I guess I can just use the excuse that my frontal lobe isn't fully developed?

[still plover]

Not yet

[gusty plank]

how to do cluckin bell replay glitch on ps5?

[velvet linden]

You're close....weird.

It's from the old show Bill Cosbey was in. His catch phrase was: "Kids say the darnest things."

[soft sundial]

Is Trevor mision

[wild badger]

go to the lfg channels

[nova monolith]

Damn im way ahead idk wyd already

[velvet linden]

I already picked out the color of my casket

[wild badger]

exhibit D

[nocturne idol]

You go to the stripclub and your mom smoked while she was pregnant, you definitely can

[still plover]

Epsilon just said what I'd be doing

[nova monolith]

Sounds sad

[gusty plank]

is there any glitches in ps5 like money glitches

[still plover]

And no how do you know that my mom smoked when she was pregnant with me

[velvet linden]

12:44am....I'm going to smoke and go to bed in 15 minutes. The weekend went by too fucking soon

[nocturne idol]

Surely it’s not like you said that already

[still plover]

I enjoy our talks

[velvet linden]

Are we assuming this man's up bringing in the womb?

[nocturne idol]

What’re ya smoking?

[wild badger]

read the username

[still plover]

That golden light

[nocturne idol]

Meh could’ve switched it up

[wild badger]

🤷‍♂️

[velvet linden]

[nocturne idol]

It was in fact not switched up

[velvet linden]

People think the 420 in my name is because of the drug, it's a birthdate bro.

My name is Kaiser.....

If you know you know

[nocturne idol]

Worst possible day to be born on

[nova monolith]

What about us that dont know

[nocturne idol]

Other than like a certain tower time

[wild badger]

📞🚨

[nocturne idol]

Yea

[velvet linden]

[still plover]

How the f*** am I supposed to know what that means

[nocturne idol]

Do you not get what I mean

[wild badger]

[still plover]

No you referring to the terrorist attack that took out Pete Davidson's father right?

Rest in peace

[nocturne idol]

I’ll assume that is what I mean

[still plover]

I was more confused on the drug at hand being used

Kaisers are freaking hospital

[velvet linden]

MAYOGUY PLEASE I NEED YOUR HELP

[still plover]

What's up

[peak narwhal]

do ya guys know why errytime i wanna go gtaonline and while loading an error occured saying rockstar services are unavailable even tho my wifi is good

[wild badger]

roll her blunt for her

[still plover]

I don't do koosh

[velvet linden]

What's the song from the new Minecraft movie that's a parody of the charile I'm the chocolate factory song?

[still plover]

What the hell

[velvet linden]

God PLEASE. I don't ask for much

[wild badger]

see^^^^

[still plover]

Like The "we Are Charlie" song?

I don't think that was in Minecraft movie

[wild badger]

💀

[undone gorge]

I got a free discord 1 month nitro from epic games but I don't have any credit card for it. What should I do?

[velvet linden]

Bro I dunno lol. I wish I could remember the name.

Omg. I can't go to sleep until I hear it help me guys 😭

[nocturne idol]

I hate how they blue ball you like that

[wild badger]

js look up mc movie soundtrack

[velvet linden]

Pure imagination from Charile in the chocolate factory

[wild badger]

they still charge u too

[velvet linden]

You're right

[nova monolith]

I snitched yall

[nocturne idol]

It’s even the same with Xbox gamepass

[still plover]

Ohh