#gta-online
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That guy was not a happy camper
What a dummy
so dont want to be Billionaire?
I responded to him before he left
na
Such a crap and tedious game
Batman is just a rich bat fursuiter with a sore throat
I think you might have dodged a bullet because he was already aggressive before even saying what the issue was. Lmao
Vincent Cluckin Bell or Avi Knoway
true but its one of a kind, thats why we love and hate it
This guy is coming to the light
Dr. Dre or Soulja Boy
He has a vocab of a toddler who can't express themselves it seems
none of the above
Id pick diamonds for casino
guys will i get banned on gta online if im using safe cheats?
I love this game
Except for the NPC drivers who always turn me into goddamn pavement paint
I just had to go through 7 sale mission skips
"Get in A plane"
"Get in A boat"
"Get in A truck"
I got "get in THE truck" AT THE 8TH ATTEMPT. THIS SHIT COST ME 120K
Remember, they can't see you
Why is there no lfg for enhanced edition?
i swear they are undercover police every time im getting chased they ram me
Hey, that truck is more important is seems. It's THE truck.
And if that is not enough. SOMEHOW I GOT A WANTED LEVEL AT 4 DIFFERENT POINTS IN THAT SMOKE ON THE WATER SALE
u have legacy role my son
You have legacy role
Oh lmao
lol
They gotta be, straight opps
Deep red is legacy, bright red is enhanced
Forgot that I joined when I still had legacy
lol
i downloaded enhanced yesterday and ive done 5 cayos since then
You usually get wanted only once. After u call lester youre good for the whole rest of trip. NO.
LESTER DIDNT DO SHIT SOMEHOW??
HE GAVE ME A COOLDOWN AND THE COPS CONTINUED CHASING. 4 TIMES!!!!
I don't get how people find joy on sale missions especially in the presence of try hard griefers
WHAT WAS THAT ENTIRE SALE ??? WHAT A DISASTER
Guys I have completed the cluck n bell solo as a CEO but I still haven't gotten my 500k leader bonus
Dude is crashing out (it's so valid though)
What to do
Its within 72 hours
Should be in 72 hour
Open a ticket if it past the 72 hrs
Alright thanks
Dude my blood is boiling yk
time to prep a cayo smh š
oh dont forgot as assistance too
Alright
why is dr dre here
Already done
I get it. That's why I only grind missions in bite size chunks or I'll blow my shit off
i thought i was doing cayo
I complained about the sparrow scamming me into thinking I could have both machine gun and missles and they gave me a mil for it lol
its 2026 yet we cant directly load into invite only session
Dude that is exactly what i tried to do
Hahahahah
AND IT STILL FUCKED ME UP
RIGHT?
R* and their infinite wisdom
You have to load into a public lobby before anything happens lol
it's a small Heli what did you expect
I expect the game to tell me I can't buy both
I love the sparrow until you hit a bird with it
the machinegun on a sparrow is completely useless
Can xbox player play with pc player?
No
thankfully not
Yes but no in the grand scheme
then they would have put 'and' in the buy option
There is no cross play?
Its so great how i get kicked out into storymode by some shithead modder before i can even get out of the clouds
There is none
i havent showerd for 15 years
Fun fact they didn't in the weapon purchase screen
Someone act 3 b2b
Checks out you're a GTA player
You now have an exoskeleton
I didnt know you had an opressor mk2
Theres no crossplay or cross platform, however you can launch the xbox version of GTA from the xbox app on pc, or play the pc version of it
Like yea bro, im gonna leave you in your little corner alone. Just let me fucking hit pause and switch session, huh?
i despise them and dont plan on purchasing one
Maybe that's for the best
idk what that is
ive been playing seriousley for like a day
Literal body armor
Your skeleton in exo form
that makes sense eco freindly
A day of playing = 15 years of shower debt
I wish cars could leak fuel in gtao
Cant you do that?
no
I never tried
They.. do I think. If not armored
nuh
Try a random npc vehicle?
lol that'd delay GTA 6 for another decade
I forgot what i wanted to do
u can shoot the fuel tank of a car and they leak fuel if u do
Help
complain
work for any car
is that so
yea but i tried it in online and it exploded
Mighty night chat ily all except those who haven't showered please shower
Yo guys Iām doing cayo and on basement it only has some files on the safe instead of something in the case. Does that mean I donāt need plasma cutter ?
nope
yes
yeah you just need safe code instead
oh i forgot.
demtia
How much do they cost
its been liek few months not doing cayo
Should I buy agency or kosatka first, got 3mil rn
what
The files I mean
oh
What if our character work as Bay Harbour Butcher before arrive in LS
avg fivem youtuber does this
should I buy boring 1 hour 30 minute for 1 Million payout or 1 hour for 1 to 2 Million payout
I know you are killin people I just can't prove it yet
Ay man Iām gonna end up with both eventually
dr dre contract is quite boring but its good money
Kosatka and Sparrow with missile upgrade
first
Can someone do drop money for me pls
oh make it color Red if can. I like that Sparrow color
play the game š
You already know I got mine red
I do?
well okay if you did so
Its just boring doing the same heists everyday cuz i dont have a duo
Run missions, business, anything, if u get money drop game feels too easy youāll b bored in a week
Pavelšš»
Yo you right idek why I asked
Buy the sparrow too
Without it its gonna take long for the setup
Got enough for kosatka now, need to do couple missions then I can grab the sparrow
Iāve got oppressor rn tho or are you not allowed in setups
how many Million you have now
Dont do the same mistake šš
It's a good color?
Oh that works
i only have 10 mil saving for goon mansion
buy Kosatka and Sparrow with missile upgrade
I was agreeing with you
Just watch out that its not gonna go in the water
yeah
30
25
any1 know how do fix i sometime play and i get kicked by bettleye _
10 or 14 hour
Uninstall mod menu
dont have


like year ago
fix installed file or check for update
Did you delete it off ur pc ?
what u think
How tf am I supposed to keep the velum up with the plain for last dose
U didnāt
Actually about to break something
i did
It's 2026 yet they don't give us Money GTA online for New Year
So basically you have to
I made 10 mill yesterday and i spend 20m 
they should give us when they delayed GTA 6
Im broker than a bihh
Iād much rather have your problems than mine..
Can someone help me get money rn on gta online im broke as shit gng
ā¦
how many M you have now
-400m
bullshit how many M actually
Oh i got like 2m left
I Like how easy to find Taxi in GTA 4
damn
Ive spend like 500m over the years but idk what i spend it on 
yes
Body armour
What?!
It was body armour
idk how to do the first setup š š š
How my most ive had is 50k
That aint a lot
Jeff, the island owner
Huh š, go do any missions with first time bonus, or cluck n bell
Youāll be good
I try do heists but these mfs js leave
You can do cluck n bell solo
Whats that
very beginner friendly and extra 500k rn
Have u gotta have a house or smth
Yk when you log in, it says āclick n bell heistā
Yh
No itās very beginner friendly
Ight
click that, go to the v on the map, thatās Vincent
Thatāll run you through everything
Ight
migeuel mcpoopy head
warstock cash n carry..
sum like dat
is this gaslighting katto
fun is bad
@coral plover
never do anything like that again i beg
Idk why you were meated man, thats pretty weird but I imagine you broke a rule
I guess you did apparently unless Im mistaken
he said mutted 
i have a question how can i make my inurgent pick up a custom one?
anyone running doomsday 3.7?
Vehicle workshop in moc or avenger
You need to modify it inside of an avenger, MOC, arena workshop, or any other weaponized vehicle workshop to make it a personal vehicle
faksake
try looking inside #ps5ļ½old-heist-lfg
is it like an upgrade for the moc
i was doing so well in the prep and got caught maneee
You need a weapon and vehicle modification bay inside the MOC in order to do that, but yea
you put it on the 2nd bay and it takes up bay 2 / 3
That's crazy
ok in total it is 2mil and 180.000
Normal behavior, probably why he got muted originally though
*mutted
Are you tho you didn't answer
Just making sure
Im not illiterate so I can spell it correctly
Yep u buy the vehicle workshop upgrade for moc on warstock
Wait wait wait why are you not answering hold up wtf
now i desperately need some money lol 
Im bored what should it do
I don't give attention to questions like that, they are probably going to be banned though.
Do you have all of the properties in the game, maybe awards as well as career progress?
chase after cargo
Are yāall taking one last drive around los santos and Blaine county when gta 6 drops
Ok u gave me a idea thx
People doing the last drive truly believe gta 5 will die off after 6's release, so not really, Ill just play a mix of both until online is present in 6 most likely
Guys after 1 week I came back and bought mk1, any tutorial vid to how to fly and use it on keyboard or controller, I cant find any pls
E for boost
X for wing retraction / extension
Ctrl / shift for up and down movements
Or using a numberpad you can use 8 and 5 / 4 / 6 for air movements
Oh I just wanted to do it as like a send off
GTA V probably wonāt die for a while
I didn't understood ctrl and shift one
Whats not to understand? Ctrl and shift is how you go up and down respectively to their keybind
To all beautiful ladies and pretty womens in this server, have a good night š¹
I have an xbox, won't play it on ps for a while 
@hoary quiver sc?
does the doomsday heist have 3 finales?
Act I, Act II, and Act III, so yea
and for each cut there's a grand cut for the crew i can divide?
Yup, you can divide the cut however you want for each finale
and the third act finale im guessing makes the most money and its the grand grand finale right
That is also correct however it requires both the most work, and takes the longest
@hoary quiver yo whats ur sc
Dms exist you know?
no point due to message requests + im not gonna waste the casino LFG to ask him to check dms if he doesnt respond in time i can find someone new
Yall got any tips for blackjack at the casino
Truth be told i been hooked since last night
donāt lose
Wish i could do that enough
Worst tip like nothing is worst then that
Ezz dont play it
17 and up, stand
below that, hit, basically all you do
Obviously if you get the chance for a split you do it then do individual betting after that with the same concept
Bro I didn't know that, but I know that neuron stars spin 700 times per second
miguel madrazo in mucic locker

thatās the best tip ever
Right, only thing i dont seem to understand is the split, what how and when do i do that
716 but we'll go with that 
follow it and you wonāt ever lose money
Splitting can happen when you have two of the same value on a card
like if you get thrown doubles of like 8's or something
You very rarely want to split
I can't understand how to do it
I need vid to understand
716 per second is the fastest known
Right ill give it a shot rn

Like Aces only pretty much
Cuz im at the casino if you wouldnāt have guessed
If you press Ctrl and shift, your bike moves up and down
You use E to boost, and with the wings extended, you will fly up and down, depending on what you press
Itās also dependant on what the dealer is showing
Like how I will press ctrl and shift together and do I need to press any other key?
Is there anywhere any guide or anything like that online or wtv
Well yeah ofc there will be blackjack is a real game
why do you need to press both down together?.. that would just void out each-other in this game. You can't move both up and down at the same time because that would do nothing
Who wanna make some money
isnāt the only āstratā for blackjack card counting
HUH
Not really
Thereās still a correct way to play
When you press shift the bike faces down to do down ofc when you press ctrl the bike faces up which you will go up
oh really wtf
WOW TYSM I WILL TRY IT I DIDN'T KNEW THIS
I was trying to press both together and use wasd
Franklin will show up to defend his home
Nah im good thank you for your wisdom sensei
Yea donāt press both together
The real question is why you playing blackjack anyway
yo is it true tht playing on pc is kinda dangerous and not fun
If you need chips you can just cheat
Idk what do i play
slots
3 card poker is a better game imo
youāre welcome my child
I didnt seem to understand that so i js went with blackjack
Fair
No where on the internet is "safe", even console has security issues
And also its very fun, more fun than console specially if you do pc enhanced but its entirely perspective, more crew stuff is active on pc most of the time
Blackjack easy once yk how to rlly play it
Guys what is better to use mk1 and pvp with it keyboard and mouse or controller
Dude I'm older you're a child
I dont wanna be pressing the same button over and over again till i fall asleep lol
ty
Guys what is better to use mk1 and pvp with it keyboard and mouse or controller
no my child
Controller maybe
and apparently leading people to believe in lies as well apparently from what I've seen
My opinion is to not use it to PvPā¦
Yes my child
Thx dude, but there's a town in Sweden called Longyearbyen
Anyway thanks for the tips lads
I would
That is definitely not me
Hi guys Iām new on gta can anyone help pls bcs I js added a friend on rockstar but he isnāt in my friends list when im on gta
What u would prefer mk1 or sparrow
You and katto alike, I know what you are 
Sparrow
Dodo
I'm a nice master ask angel in my mansion
Bruh
normal pvp mouse and keyboard, otherwise youāll have a disadvantage against other players who are playing on mouse and keyboard
Annihilator stealth 

Nope, guy in real life went to LA casino with 10k and left with 50k in nearly 2 hrs. There's trick count cards. They use 4 deck card. There's 4 of everything in one deck. Which means there's 16 kings 16 queens and so one. What dealer has comes down to advantages certain cards have +1 advantage which is when u bet on
Wtf katto is my pet. I can't be like my pet of course. I'm a good master
{r:10} just doesn't exist anymore, or people struggle reading the rules
Advertising, begging and trading are prohibited. Exceptions apply to trading of strictly in-game GTA content or services (e.g., "Help me sell crates and I will help you with your heists").
@pliant kestrel
!mods
Discussion around mods, glitches, and exploits is only permitted if they do not give the player an unfair advantage, and they do not negatively impact others' experience.
Mentioning mod menus by name - as well as how to find them - is forbidden, as they are usually used to harm the experiences of other players. It's also forbidden to explain how to do or find glitches that have a negative impact on others.
Requested by: @sharp dome
See I was planning to use sparrow for pvp but I got tired and I loved mk1 as it is fun
Mine command was good

sparrow sucks for pvp
they are advertising a modded service even if its for free 
I guess I'll never know you


Share the sauce brooooo

the sause is mostly gravy but also a hint of parsley and garlic

Nooooo wallie will not, trust me. Wallie is suspicious like you'll never know what goes inside that non hacker mind
slandering my good name, after all I've done
What sauce? All I know is Scotland's national animal is unicorn
You can
He trusts me, we downed 2 bottles of vodka yesterday
I'm saving you from getting bad influence wallllieeeeeee
Can you only mod vehicles on PC? Or are there mods for ps5
What workshop are you currently insidie of?
2 bottles of vodka that too modded?!
You can do glitches and exploits on console to get those "modifications", which honestly look really bad but its all preference
Wall and i go wayyyy back
I wouldn't do it there, try inside of a weaponized vehicle workshop for all options to be present
How much back 
He was the main man at my wedding
@pliant kestrel is that true?! I thought me and katto was only one for you

I've never been to a wedding so Idk 
Dont lie, u were drunk going ham on the dance floor 
NO MORE DCMM
I don't wanna do it again
Wsg chat
Hey come on I want that title too. I haven't done it like EVERRR
Hello
Im tired boss, I don't wanna go again
hello pc enhanced user named lucas
Ain't this line from that movie ehhh what was it again
The green mile

Please dont put that bag on my head im afraid of the dark
Why not like uk swing around some spells abrca dabra something like that and we do dcmm in blink of an eye 

I think we should pull up the clip again for the funsies
Personally, the men are the greater target, they'll never escape
if they try to they'll get hit by my chromed and riced out car

@jolly grove, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Cayo Perico: #pc-lļ½cayo-perico-lfg, #pc-eļ½cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #pc-lļ½casino-lfg, #pc-eļ½casino-lfg
Old Heist: #pc-lļ½old-heist-lfg, #pc-eļ½old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #pc-lļ½vehicles-lfg, #pc-eļ½vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #pc-lļ½other-lfg, #pc-eļ½other-lfg
Requested by: @wintry river
Man too slowā¦
I had it almost fully typed out but wasted time trying to add a thumbs up emoji :(

truly throwing

Ima snap my controller if kdj sends me another message
I have some great news for you, might wanna order a new controller
Nd i started to lose again
š
fr, can't stand that guy
Or the other one. Shes probably worse
sessanta
guys i bought gta enhanced edition on pc i got all free bussiness and stuff and i bought kosatka what busnisusses should i focus on and what should i buy next
Yeah. That bitch
cayo so bad ima actually look for a teammate š
Guys Iām in a new acc with kosatka and sparrow who can add me on ps5 to do the prep and finale?
someone just got mugged in my session for $3, big loss 
Need one people ps5
!lfg
@vocal plinth, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Cayo Perico: #ps5ļ½cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #ps5ļ½casino-lfg
Old Heist: #ps5ļ½old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #ps5ļ½vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #ps5ļ½other-lfg
Requested by: @turbid maple
Why is dealer suddenly winning every time
begging isn't allowed, use LFG to join others if you mean in-game money
Cz neuron stars spins 700 times per second

lfg???
Cause I drank airpods today
#pc-eļ½cayo-perico-lfg, #pc-eļ½casino-lfg and so on
ok
Why not sum else
Idk, felt like it
I might eat some orange juice soon
heyy
@silk warren come back into vc
I think you put those in the ears but whatever
No because when I'm flying through the desert my boat gets a flat tyre so I use blue in my pockets which is there because ice cream doesn't have bones
You asked for it.
Tax evasion is the illegal non-payment or under-payment of taxes, usually by deliberately making a false declaration or no declaration to tax authorities ā such as by declaring less income, profits or gains than the amounts actually earned, or by overstating deductions. It entails criminal or civil legal penalties.
Beat this lil one
Sorry mods
wtf
Why is bro flooding the chat?
use #memes-and-shitposting instead
Anyway safe to say I won for now
Youre the winner but from the bottom

Shakespeare does NOT copy from bro
Ah yes shakespeare he was my favorite student
He was like a son to me
No because my blender said that's ai
Why are you doing this to yourself?
I'm heavily autistic I think but I'm not entirely sure
Austitic pro haahha

Yes

Yall i need someone to do me a huge favourššš
what happen if you shoot Franklin House?
Franklin will eventually show up to defend his home
Franklin will eventually show up to defend his home
Last meme of the big 25 btw
you Sir are a fish
No I'm a high performance fighter jet
Anybody On P5 Tryna Run Bogdan B2b ?
What am i?
Madrazo minion
I do B personally
I wanna be lucias dog
Actually no C, B for vehicle
The Boat Gun are better since it's a full auto but Pistol from the hood will be fine
C for weapons
I need me metallica to collab with rockstar one time, we need some oldschool music for fucken once
downbad
We bro we
What u got the grotti itali rsx
I know youre not flexing but can you really flex a videogameš«©š«©āļø
O right thats not a normal car tbh
Also u can't really flex with it either way
Unless u got like 10 of them
Is it possible to get 10 mill a day if so how would you do it ?
Every heist
Eat sleep gta repeat
Hey guys lm new sever who want be friend (just teenage 16-17)
Teenager with 20?
No way it's Zlaran Ibrahimovic
Thats massive
what you mean by that?

what happen if you shoot Trevor Trailer?
You know what else is massive
Yes oh l forgot
Franklin will eventually
What?š
dont u fucking say it š
The LOWWWWWWWWW
What happen if you shoot Lester house?
TAPERRRRRR
Bessen you from?
dear god it's 2026 already sir
Franklin will eventually show up to defend his home
Show up to defend his home
for fucks sakes
FUCK NO AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
From country not eartg
Yk what else is massive in 2026?
Franklin will eventually show up to defend his home
what happen if you buy property in Vinewood?
Franklin will eventually show up to defend his home
Cool
Money aint free
money drops are tho
Saudi arabia
= "I'm too Lazy to make money"
Youre the reason why i tax fraud today
El Rubio will eventually show up to defend his goods
There's a really simple method to make like 100 mil a day in this game tho anyone guess what it is
No he won't
What happen if you shoot El Rubio guards?
being a fucking loser and abusing glitches and mod the shit out of the game with menu? If no i'm shit speechless and wanna know NOW
Franklin will eventually show up to defend his home
It's called evo credit card
what about Mr. Rubio
You son
He can piss off
GTA 6 delay
piss off into the wind?
El-Rubio will eventually get back in his helicopter, again.
can someone help me i just got the game and i need help getting my money up
work for it
Get bunker cloest to LS, hopefully u got the 4M bonus, if u didnt ur screwed for a bit
Should I LFG that?
4m 3m idfk, google idfk theres vids online ffs
Imagine if they undelay it
bruhhhh
Only in imagination.
Imagine if they delay it next year

GTA 6 is not gonna get released. Mark my words lol
Imagine if gta 6 is already out but we didnt check the stores
how can i sell my unnecessery properties fast for buying new mansion? i can sell other things too if i can
Yes it is when money gets tight
I havenāt been on in a couple days, is the mansion discount still active?
Half of the player base canāt even play gta 6 lol
Idk
ā¦
Theres players who play V that arent 18 like @simple plaza

š 
What?
W speed
Nah rockstar will never
Brother in Christ how old you think I am?
hey chat
Whassup
Rockstar is gonna unrock that delay when we players gather at one place and point in the sky screaming WE ARE GTA!!!

Idk 16?
Not even close
Go to messages and confirm the equipment and guns
Call Vincent
Thanks for reminding about that guy now i know what i can do to make money
47?
13
š
Then uh open texts ig
Iām 25ā¦.
idk he's a console player
Jesus
Uncle
Yea no shit
Im hiding your walk stick
How is someone in there mid twenties a unc are u like 13?
What does that mean
never met someone using a console over 14 unless they are playing story mode games (only single player)
Anyways, does anyone actually know if mansions discount still active?
I mean he was born when games had ahh graphics so
I donāt think so
Played with people thatās 40-50 on ps4
Lets not forget that on pc people hack
I play a mix of both, donāt plan on hanging up the headset anytime soon
So not the one that I earned with doing the mansion missions?
That's why GTA 6 gonna release on Console only
Saddest day will be when i retire from gaming š„ŗšš¼šš¼
Keep it that way
Unlucky
Its ok i missed the free useless helicopter
Itās fine itās just another 2 million
Cannot do ulp setup on doomsday he just does not follow. Cmm run got ruined. How fo you fix it?
They will just a bit after console
My new goal after buying every expensive property and expensive business is to get back to 30 million and fill up my garages.
Yea, but not suprised, since I just moved and shit havenāt been on much
U canāt get it back if u lose ur progress
is the challenge that gives 10m$ still availble or is it nerfed/ removed
Exactly bro š
Who needs irl when we got gta
I mean how to fix the ulp bug?

Cmm is still here same as itās been at launch
No idea just donāt play it while doing cmm
Anyone know what will be price of gta 6 ? I heard it's going upto 200 dollar
is it do-able for a beginner??
100% probably
don't you need to do it for act 2, which is the doomsday cmm?
gta 6 is going to be 1000
How many hours or what level
Hopefully 200
I thought GTA 6 wasn't being released on PC yet because they know what modders will do during the pride parade mission?
And since there might be children in the game they probably don't want modders killing them either just yet.
60 hours level 30 something
Yea smoking crack at that price
Oh wait I thought he meant ulp as the fib missions
200 bucks= no one buying it
That will be too greedy like too much
Iāll take that money and go buy all the OG cods before that
200 bucks people will still be buying it
Might be a bit tuff
they will most likely charge 70 like every other game
Yea ik
But they should charge 200 they deserve it
Look what modder did to Jack in RDR2
Same I will buy when it's come down to 100 or more less
Oh please you guys arenāt passing on gta 6
Which doomsday cmm u doing?
Yea but u would watch instead of play
i have to get a whole ahh crew right? or can i do it solo
I may honestly
Is this generation gonna vitness gta 6?
Depending on what Iām doing for work in the next year or so
Yeah I forget i am in pc 2 or 1 year delay š
U need 4 players and they need to stay at all time its gonna take around 6 hours if ur doing it some what smoothly
Itāll be worth it no matter what
Abcdefghijk
Get a
Just take the closest one
yeah i dont think i am ever gonna be able to do that but thanks anyways
b
Shit if Iām working at least 60 hour weeks like I want to, gonna be putting time and money into a vehicle project knowing me
get a what
Get to level 120 first so u got some more health
aight gotchu thanks
Iām financially irresponsible broke 
idk just wanted to cause some polemic
aanyone want to help me with clucking bell?
@stoic robin, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Cayo Perico: #pc-lļ½cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #pc-lļ½casino-lfg
Old Heist: #pc-lļ½old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #pc-lļ½vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #pc-lļ½other-lfg
Requested by: @flat island
hm
It's gateways vehicle
did you think they will put Railgun in GTA 6?
Update in 2077
Kleine broš
Ur not cool
Who u calling lil bro u got a football pfp
Oh nah, mom was tight, it was the dman phone š„š
The fuck u on about 
Im talking to the dutch dude
Oh dang it was "right"
*it was this fucking phone
Rip discord account
Yooooo
Noooo
How many Shoes building in GTA 6 gonna be
Mans got hit by the orbital 
Yo
You sir are a Fish
Fr tho
See the thing is that I wanted a vehicle with homing so I can start fighting but I also wanted to use mk1 so I bought it
-500k
-discord account
š¤£š¤£
Iām legit gonna buy the facility with the orbital just so I can fuck with my friends when they go sell sum

Use arena for that
Wayy more fun
Donāt think Iāve ever touched arena
Arena cars are amazing plus super fun
Sadly they cant take many rockets
Plus u can fly with them
Fly?
Yeah #gta-media
YO CHAT BE HONEST IS IT FUN HACKING AND FLYING OR JUST PLAYING NORMALLY AND GRINDING?
Normally and grinding with the right lobby
WELL... my homies say otherwise
they all downloaded scooby mod menu and they're doing crazy shit w it
i lowk think its a virus tho
It makes no sense for people to hack. Now shit like thatās just funny
but i got it myself too
I refuse to mod for that reason
Doing random stuff is fun
whats lester doin bruš
Fr fr
I usually pull some people into a private session and we just start doing fumb stuff
Im not dutch
Im just going around customizing cars of the street tbh
the one who want to save 40% of time
Or just driving up to randoms
Meh
I just buy cars from lscm and make them look good
Im to broke for that
At least on PlayStation cuz Iām on a new account
Its not hard making money, i made 10m yesterday in 1.5 hrs
Doing what
cargo?
Translation:i money dropped
Selling business
That too
how many Hour Grind
can u get banned for doing that too many times?
I thought there is no double money
Yeah but takes more then 1 hour to fill it up
Which car was that
Arena zr
More but only took 1hr to sell
Idk tbh, 
Yeah I mean as long as u got help to sell
Itās a pain solo in public lobby
Im just helping randoms sell rn
Welp I can't sell my weed I'm solo and it's 3 trucks 5 per 15 total
271k
Idk never did it
Fuck that shit
That shit: no pls dont
?
is there smth that I can do to migrate my alt account thats modded it doesnt allow me to migrate it rn
dont you love it when someone blows you up and you do the same thing back then his modder friend comes to blow me up a million times when i spawn
is there who is a modder here
Guys nightshar or insurgent pickup
modders deserve every good thing in the world
fr
Other than acid and nc what business is soloable
Nightshark
Not much tbh
i cant do series a funding setups like i cant get people to join
Alr
is matchmaking like broken or
no, people just dont wanna join that shit lole
ik but i just wanna finish it
Didn't found anyone on lfg?
any gooners?
@marsh crater, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Cayo Perico: #xb-sļ½cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #xb-sļ½casino-lfg
Old Heist: #xb-sļ½old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #xb-sļ½vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #xb-sļ½other-lfg
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Refrain from using languages other than English.
@wintry river
Czy porosotu
In gta online telephonr and fast joining and Casio horst
Heist
Looking for group to casting heist
Am i a good boy?
Call ICE, we have a bird in our net bro
Did you know?
If you hack in GTAO, Franklin will text you asking to stop hacking the game. However, if you wait long enough, Franklin will eventually show up to defend the game
no, you will be banned as soons as you do
I have a problem with a fast joining heist can somenody help me
does the vault reroll whatās inside if u cancel the setup for casino?
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looks like you are pure soul
helo duv
is the bonus still on weed missions?
Lol
wtf is people using that kilometer language?
The right one btw
does the vault reroll whatās inside if u cancel the setup for casino?
now you BETTER tell me your way on how that works
yeah
no way
no bro, is stuck until you take it
Source: I made it up idk
are weed missins still 2x?
Its fun tho
good cordination and good rng tbh
nope, its against the server rules
not exactly the setup, mb you gotta cancel the whole heist
are weed missions still 2x bruh someone tell me
yeah
now repeat that same thing and tell me thats not rng
What is with this game just did a sell mission and it said āactually this is invalidā and just reset everything
how you been vro
im alright, thx

i mean rng does like 2 minute diffrence here
cause you have to wait for a vehicle to pass by
Someone in ps5 others just asked for irl money for in game money
@rotund rivet just scammed me, so im here to say that hes lowk a bih āļøšš„
that person is a modder keep in mind
dealt with
no?
No heās not he just doing doomsday replay glitch
we went thru drainage pipe straight into the mansion
oooooh
cayo perico just got a bit too much in my head
Yurr
I despise cayo perico
why so?
Cuz it takes me like 10 tries cuz im some doodoo ass thatās why Iām scared to do it alone
then ask me out i know some few spots to enter compound if youre not the type of guy to enter the sewage tunnel
What happens if i call you unc?
Now when you say ask you outttšš
Iām jokin
not THAT type of ask you out
Maybeā¦.
i mean dm me if you need to do heists
i do it for you
if you didnt bring demo charges that would be great
oh and you have to give me a better cut if you need help
And allat so I go through the drainage tunnel
then you unlocked the torch i suppose
Gta XS now finally downloading
Yuuh
you down to do it rn?
Lowk im in bed still
Igh I got you
Yall do realize one of u is on old gen and one is on new gen?
i can see that
Yea
i downloaded legacy cuz i saw the dlc for the starter pack
Can I set 2 roles to me or no
which role do you need
Yeah u can
okay go ahead
ye
gtao servers facing any problem?
Oh yes thank you
i lowk need to do heists but no ones just responding
PC services servers have been problematic over xmas
is it only me or gtao servers are down
no they are not
i cant play for some reason and for my friend also
Do you gotta go in the water to get the sewer entrance for Cayo scoping
Yes
isee.. its showing me some error when i join to gtao
same
Time to go swimming
Wel I did
yes just go to the sewage entrance no photos needed
Epic
unlocks the torch which is VERY useful
what's going on lads
oh we discussing
who plays fivem here
damn
me
Hello guys! Im new to gta but i do have kosakta and the agency to earn money other than that what can i have as a solo player?
depends on what you need
Someone playing rng?
How many teammates do i need for cayo, i got 5 gold and 2 paintings
just 2
or 3 for extra money
Yeah i mean to get like max out of it
do solo and kosatka entrance
Nah solo isnt worth it
3 Gold = 2 Full lootbags / 1 lootbag =1,5 Gold
Someone know if you can join a cayo perico heist without a arcade? like joining someone else ?
Now do some math
So 3 right?
you dont need an arcade for cayo
Oh no thats for casino mb
cayo perico doesnt require an arcade just a kosatka
You need the kasatka
But can you do this
yeah
Nothing much i just wanted to enjoy the game but don't know what to do other than grinding in cayo and agency
Get hand on car or garments factories auto car idk it's name and bail office and that salavge yard
agency is the worst business to grind in
casino heist and doomsday but i can guarantee you pick one and i'll give you some few infos
But remember in doomsday no one help
true was hella good when it was double or triple or whatever it was
only randoms dont help
in the lfg channels does b2b mean replay glitch or we do mine and their heists back to back
!b2b
B2B or "Back to Back" refers to hosting any in-game activity (jobs, heists, etc) with another player successively (one after the other) in a way that suits both parties.
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Both tbh
What does the garment factory do?
I seen my friend not help too
unlocks yusuf amir contract
they prob have no experience or just that bad
Yeah it takes way too long but anything for money
Bail office š
F tier business for me forever
You can do mini heist for fun
Im a solo player tho should i pick randoms?
He said for fun I given him money method for solo
fr just get a nightclub, ceo office and an mc business and ur good
Got it
Bail is not a good money method for solo lmao, it's very mid
i forgot ur a solo you cant do thoose missions without a person
You can do it solo, just pays shit
But it fun
ask me literally anything
whrere is gta enhanced lfg
We get 500k as bonus for cluckin bell right ? This week
I can't see how you find it fun but fair
you need the gta 5 enhanced role
if you do it the first time
Yeah thanks
oh yeah thanks
I wanna do it too
ty ty
Yw yw
I forget its paying well
the painful part is the set ups but i can guarantee you my friend i can help you with it
I am experienced bro it's easy for me
Separate platforms 
dang it man i needed the money too
I am in enhanced version bro
and im close on downloading enhanced version
i even sent my friend the message im downloading gta 5 enhanced
That good download it
Then what should i do other than heist? Like buy stuff?
buy some businesses like night club
I am thinking to do tier 4 of career progress
All of them lol
oh and i forgot to mention buy the cheapest night club
its too far but i can guarantee it makes good passive income
I think you will not move because gta 6 coming
Idc about gta6
Not interesting me
Rockstar servers down???
I already have a nightclub and a bunker other than that idk what to do,im just buying stuff without knowing what to do like I don't even know how passive business works
Get these 5 businesses when you can, get all 5 technicians and assign them to these businesses and get equipment and staff upgrade
Cargo and Shipments (CEO Special Cargo Warehouse/Hangar)
Sporting Goods (Bunker)
South American Imports (MC Business Cocaine Lockup)
Pharmaceutical Research (MC Business Meth Lab)
Cash Creation (MC Business Counterfeit Cash Factory)
So you will not shift to gta 6 online
Who said there will be online for gta6
do contract missions
On release*
oh mb
They will release after 1 month or something
Who can give me bodgan glitch ?
Still got the best estimate that PC will be 6 months and online will be 3
Why take ages to do delays, they want the game to be smooth, highly doubt online mode will be out under a year
For the night club?
Yes
its the cycle of every gta places
What?
take gta vice city for example
I think the plan is to have the system running properly for all 3 and once the first release comes it will just be plugging in and turning on the others
i forgot where it was so i cant explain it
Do i need to max every business you said or just buy them and let the nightclub do their work
I hope it will be big enough
Can you do the Casino heist solo?
Just set these business up
Just buy them and set them up
No
nope cuz you gotta open a vault with 2 people
Dang

