gta-online

[sharp dome]

Ehhh... help people in lfg i guess

[pliant spindle]

Good idea

[sharp dome]

What does it say?

[pliant spindle]

Let me shave ur dog hair in ur mansion

[half egret]

Does it take long for CEO cargo to build up? Like is it as slow as nightclub cargo or

[honest glacier]

It dosent say anything it js crashes

[sharp dome]

While u do that I'll take away the 8m too

[pliant spindle]

I hid sumwhere on each of it

[sharp dome]

Hmm maybe network issue. Try launching game through mobile data

[honest glacier]

Alright

[sharp dome]

I know exactly where they r

[pliant spindle]

U don, only fake muney

[half egret]

Mainly with large wearhouses

[pliant spindle]

[pliant spindle]

A lot so I just let tech collect it for me

[sharp dome]

Nope I know really one the vault under ur mansion i know that

[pliant spindle]

Nahhh, it jusy monopoly money and chovolate gold bar

[sharp dome]

[half egret]

Alright and how often do you get sales out of it

[stark magnet]

Yea

[sharp dome]

#gta-vehicles
Ask there

[pliant spindle]

Mostly I just send till 5 large one maxed then I can kidnap @sharp dome and force him to help me

[sharp dome]

Agree .

[fresh magnet]

@cosmic ember, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #ps4｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #ps4｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #ps4｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #ps4｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #ps4｜other-lfg

Requested by: @cyan bane

[pliant spindle]

Cuz I had his dog as hostage

[sharp dome]

[pliant spindle]

[frank dagger]

how to earn money help me ingame guys

[pliant spindle]

But yea..it might me a week to max it out..cuz..7.5k for 48 minutes

[sharp dome]

There r people looking for grabber go help them n earn some. Shoo 🔫🔫

[pliant spindle]

Do cluckin bell from Vincent and Avi mission

Easy and quick 1 mil

[honest glacier]

Dam still crashes

[vale heron]

dude i clicked change appearance and i didn’t change anything and lost 100k

[sharp dome]

Cluckin bell

1m

[sharp dome]

Is you're driver updated?

Go to V on the map. The game will guide you dw

Can be done alone. Just dont rush things take ur time

[cyan bane]

That's not LFG channel

[sharp dome]

Ohh he was asking for a car so I directed him to vehicles

[sharp dome]

Bravado banshee

[cyan bane]

Should be done in LFG channels

[urban gorge]

“m0dded” 🥀

[honest glacier]

Yeah still crashes

[crude egret]

Anyone know how to spawn a helicopter for the hit and run part of the cluck and bell?

[sharp dome]

Ohh alright gotcha

[edgy magnet]

guys i found a benefactor feltzer in gta 5 online but i was in a cayo prep and i can't store it in a garage what do i do

[sharp dome]

Maybe your settings r too high for a low end pc I guess ( no offence)

[strong totem]

Pretty sure it’s considered a high end car so you can’t keep it anyway off the street

[honest glacier]

Wdym by my settings are to high

[edgy magnet]

oh rlly?

[sharp dome]

Gta settings in game

[fresh magnet]

@round folio, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #pc-e｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #pc-e｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #pc-e｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #pc-e｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #pc-e｜other-lfg

Requested by: @sharp dome

[honest glacier]

I played gta before but legacy and it worked fine

[strong totem]

If your using ray tracing that could be making you crash

[mild flume]

Finna enter a public lobby with a bass boosted full surround stereo 🫡

[urban gorge]

I been on the block lookin for some cargo

[sharp dome]

Enhanced is an updated version of legacy

[honest glacier]

I dont even know what that is

[strong totem]

Any street car over like 100k value can’t be stored

[urban gorge]

bad mumble rap music gonna be blasting through those speakers

[sharp dome]

As in business battel?!

[urban gorge]

No like a full bunker sale

[mild flume]

I know, gonna take the vigilante and boost myself through the heart of the city
Lord knows what those pub fools are doing there

[torpid grotto]

.

[strong totem]

It’s in your graphic settings it could be that because you said legacy worked fine

[sharp dome]

#assign-platform-here

[torpid grotto]

how do i get the crew role?

[edgy leaf]

Yo I bought the eclipse garage and when I switch to a different level it’s indefinite loads

[languid kestrel]

I’m beyond pissed

Where’s my Christmas entourage

[round folio]

@sharp dome bro did you just get me a warning over a single message

[rich sluice]

do /joincrew

[round folio]

🥀discord mod ahh

[still zealot]

is the 2x weed bonus still active ?

[rich sluice]

because larzy is obviously a mod and can do that

[chrome tartan]

Hello everone. I need to sell my full weed farm. Can someone help a noob pls i just start playing

[fresh magnet]

@chrome tartan, you don't appear to have any platform roles. Please visit id:customize or #assign-platform-here to assign one and look for players in the respective LFG channels.

[rich sluice]

join a new session and try again

[strong totem]

Yeah till Thursday the 7th or whatever

[rich sluice]

yes

[edgy leaf]

Does it every time

[still zealot]

tf u mean hoe

[still zealot]

ty

[round folio]

How is this Lfg 😭🥀

[languid kestrel]

[rich sluice]

restart your game or try to join anawack while you’re in the loading screen

[still zealot]

literally

[edgy leaf]

Ok

[languid kestrel]

Anyway I’ll be back when the nsfw profile is gone

[torpid grotto]

i linked it already but i still don’t have the role

to type in the crew chat n stuff

[sharp dome]

Ehh what was you're message?

[round folio]

🥀it was a Lfg but still bro over one single message

[sharp dome]

Hi zaya.
Though I ain't mod

[pliant kestrel]

I think you are

[sharp dome]

Chill I'm just here to warn you guys. I don't wanna anyone getting muted

[urban gorge]

Larzy is Omar

[round folio]

Aight aight

[sharp dome]

First of all hi walliee.
And no I'm not mod

[sharp dome]

Yeh no offence man still apologies

[fathom prairie]

Whats the best ways to get my level up

[sharp dome]

Nope

[round folio]

Lwk tho idk wht this one mission is so dead 🥀 like I’ve been tryna grt matchmaking with this one guy for an hour and the one time we did somę guy left cuz it took too long

[languid kestrel]

They gone?

[sharp dome]

U never know u might get someone good in lfg. Bt still a random is random

[pliant kestrel]

Hangar / warehousing cargo for CEO give really decent amounts for RP, but selling weed also helps, the community series are alright but don't really have people playing them a ton

[clear prawn]

yo

[pliant kestrel]

hello

[languid kestrel]

Or also do the double xp events as well

[clear prawn]

can someone give me a million dollars

[nocturne stream]

I need someone for cayo

[sharp dome]

I can if you give a billion first

[clear prawn]

meee

[languid kestrel]

I love it when Angel calls me ||daddy||

[clear prawn]

you can do that

[fresh magnet]

@nocturne stream, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Cayo Perico: #ps5｜cayo-perico-lfg

Requested by: @sharp dome

[clear prawn]

xbox?

[sharp dome]

Who doesn't

[nocturne stream]

Ps5

[languid kestrel]

Just me.

[urban gorge]

Angel calls me mommy can’t relate

[sharp dome]

Daddy is much better

[languid kestrel]

Imagine being a female character

[torn mica]

Is the hanger good for someone on pc without a controller? Can you fill it and sell it without needing to fly?

[unique flint]

yo

[round folio]

Keypad

[sharp dome]

Ehhh I don't think so. U need to fly

[undone flume]

Is insurgent pickup custom able to be used on heists

[unique flint]

why do mobile ops require me to have more ppl. no one wants ti play em but i needa do like 2 or 3 to get my MK2

[sharp dome]

Supp

[unique flint]

my brain hurts brother

[torn mica]

The keypad is atrocious I have no idea how people fly with it, I have custom “normal” flying binds and it’s still nearly impossible to fly a helicopter

[sharp dome]

So u just need money for mk2?

[round folio]

fr

[sharp dome]

8 up 5 down easy

[urban gorge]

lord prohibit a girl want to be a girl in game </3

[still zealot]

skill issue

[round folio]

Yeah but that’s 2 hands being used just for movement

[torn mica]

Said the liar man

[unique flint]

i have almost 7 mil enought to buy it at trade in cost amd upgrade but if i do 3 quick little missions it goes down from 8 mil to 6

[torn mica]

True

[high marsh]

Heyy

[strong totem]

The trade price is from the terrorbyte not the moc

[unique flint]

wait how do u do terrobyte missions>?

[strong totem]

The tablet in the terrorbyte the client jobs think it’s 5 for the trade price

[sharp dome]

So use left shift n crtl

[unique flint]

ill go see if i can find it one sec

[desert quiver]

Hey my game is giving network issues again and again any fixes?

[round folio]

What about leaning side to side though

[sharp dome]

Ohh have patience then that's all I can say

[sharp dome]

Mouse?!

[haughty meadow]

Yo guys like what’s the easiest way to grind money cuz I can’t do Cayo perico solo

[round folio]

Hard to control cuz you have to keep moving it

[sharp dome]

Or a and d

[unique flint]

oh i see the missions ! thanks guys

[sharp dome]

Cluckin bell

[strong totem]

Just rotate between knoway and clucking bell

[haughty meadow]

Do I just keep doing it

[sharp dome]

Yeh it pays around 1m if I'm not wrong

[haughty meadow]

What’s knoway

[haughty meadow]

Alr ty also it pays 500k

[sterile hemlock]

[sharp dome]

Yup in 72hrs it will reflect

[onyx olive]

what the fuck

[sharp dome]

Shusssh sharky. Will rule 10 apply !? Advertising sharking cards

[sterile hemlock]

The big "A" on the map

[onyx olive]

just bought something on the rockstar store through steam and i didnt get it

[round folio]

Guys wht can’t I access the mansion I just bought

[haughty meadow]

Ok ty I thought that was just another useless mission

Or whatever

[strong totem]

The avi missions A on the map for the pay phone it has an elite challenge and can be 625k a run or more since each mission has a bonus so it’s realistically better than clucking bell might be a bit longer to do till your better at it tho

[cyan bane]

!money

[placid hemlock]

The "best" way to make money is buying shark cards, you can refer to Rockstar store.

[haughty meadow]

Ty

[sharp dome]

Wtf

[terse pine]

is scene of the crime annoying

[cyan bane]

[sharp dome]

!rule q0

[honest glacier]

So enchanced wont work for me?

[sharp dome]

!rule 10

[onyx olive]

shark can i dm u about getting some jelp

[strong totem]

It will just try it with no ray tracing see if it helps or just lower and change settings and see what happens

[cyan bane]

Shark cards don't fall in that as it's money making method in GTA Online

[honest glacier]

Like wrd i dont know what ray tracing even is😭

[sharp dome]

[cunning walrus]

it's in your graphic settings

[strong totem]

It’s just the reflections in the game as an easy way to put it but you should be able to find it pretty easy in your graphic settings

[honest glacier]

have nothing that says ray tracing

[cyan bane]

Sure

[sharp dome]

Can I also dm u

[strong totem]

Should be with your texture settings either that or your advanced graphics should just say ray tracing quality etc

[fresh magnet]

@gaunt grail, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #pc-l｜cayo-perico-lfg, #pc-e｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #pc-l｜casino-lfg, #pc-e｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #pc-l｜old-heist-lfg, #pc-e｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #pc-l｜vehicles-lfg, #pc-e｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #pc-l｜other-lfg, #pc-e｜other-lfg

Requested by: @sharp dome

[cyan bane]

Yes

[smoky plover]

Is cayo gold still possible solo

[undone flume]

Maybe depends how much u get

[strong totem]

No gold can only be grabbed with 2 people coke is the best loot you can grab as a solo

[sharp dome]

Nah I'm good I know you'll try to trick me by giving candies and tell me to get in a van

[sharp dome]

Nope

[cyan bane]

[sharp dome]

[mossy flame]

are you being paid to give r* more money

[little gull]

hey y’all

[muted cloak]

ay im new to gta can someone help inna heist rq

[mossy flame]

"ps4"

[little gull]

not possible on ps4?

[mossy flame]

PEA ESS FOUR

[little gull]

🫩🫩💔💔💔

[mossy flame]

you on a RELIC my man

playing from the Tower of Babel

[little gull]

i’m willing to buy ta rn bro

[mossy flame]

yeah ion got shiiiiiiitt im js laughing at the fact that ur gaming out of the Library of Alexandria

[elfin relic]

!mods

[fresh magnet]

Discussion around mods, glitches, and exploits is only permitted if they do not give the player an unfair advantage, and they do not negatively impact others' experience.

Mentioning mod menus by name - as well as how to find them - is forbidden, as they are usually used to harm the experiences of other players. It's also forbidden to explain how to do or find glitches that have a negative impact on others.

Requested by: @elfin relic

[elfin relic]

@little gull

[sharp dome]

No only English is allowed here bruh

[pliant kestrel]

is speaking 💸 allowed

[lethal latch]

Hey all, just want to vent that all of my mates have crossed to enhanced. I’ve have now crossed over, Cayo replay no longer works. Is that correct?

[pliant kestrel]

All replays still work

[dense seal]

My acc got deleted and I need someone to do a heist with it would ba appreciated

[sharp dome]

Aww wallie uk I can never win in an argument with you. Even if u say 2+2=5 I just gotta agree it

[fresh magnet]

@dense seal, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #xb-s｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #xb-s｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #xb-s｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #xb-s｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #xb-s｜other-lfg

Requested by: @sharp dome

[lethal latch]

Tried 3 times last night. No money on the first 2 and lost heist on 3rd.

[pliant kestrel]

you most likely incorrectly did it I imagine

[dense seal]

Thanks Lester??

[pliant kestrel]

You could try AHK method, look on reddit if you are interested on doing replay that way

[pliant kestrel]

he guides lost people to the correct place, so he doesn't get thanked very often

[trail hare]

Wsg

[pliant kestrel]

I think hangar crates is good :D
outside of that not sure

[trail hare]

Well, I didn't ask. So fuck off

[onyx olive]

chat i am now an owner of a gta mansion

[trail hare]

Jk

[onyx olive]

15.6 million gone

[trail hare]

Bro is a month late😭

[onyx olive]

i dont have no 15 million

[trail hare]

Bro relied on apartment heists

[onyx olive]

it took 2 weeks of grinding

[trail hare]

Fleeca job was paying bro

[onyx olive]

brand new pc account

[pliant kestrel]

Wsg (whats good)
fuck off

[pliant kestrel]

was it worth it?

[onyx olive]

starting from level 0, so 2 weeks to get 16 million is pretty good

[trail hare]

Son what

[honest cloak]

people have lifes too

[trail hare]

I'm aware.

[sharp dome]

U mean j*b?

[onyx olive]

i just bought it so idk yet, once I play around with it ill find out

[honest cloak]

ion got any money rn 😭

[onyx olive]

took me 2 weeks, im a former level 500 console player so i knew what i was doing

[sharp dome]

!rule 5

[fresh magnet]

GTA Online Discord - Rule 5

Uphold mature conversations and respect each other; excessive profanity, hate speech or any kind of harrassment will not be tolerated. This includes spam, as well as toxic and aggressive behavior.

Requested by

@sharp dome

[sharp dome]

[strange topaz]

Hardest part about selling in a public session has to be finding a session where you can actually register as a boss 💀

[onyx olive]

im level 47 rn, use 3 or 4 businesses and made it all

[honest cloak]

yes,or somenthing like that

[pliant kestrel]

Joins server just to break rule {r:10}

[fresh magnet]

GTA Online Discord - Rule 10

Advertising, begging and trading are prohibited. Exceptions apply to trading of strictly in-game GTA content or services (e.g., "Help me sell crates and I will help you with your heists").

Requested by

@pliant kestrel

[onyx olive]

Cocaine, Nightclub, Bunker, Arcade, and Agency

aswell as Hanger

[cursive pelican]

🥀😭

Just a broke kiddo

[honest cloak]

im like level 191 and im struggling to make money,im saving up to buy a sterling,but im not grinding a lot rn,im just training and dogfighting with the rogue

[trail hare]

The agency killed bros time

[onyx olive]

a million every few hours?

[severe star]

Yo guys

[onyx olive]

dr dre was so worth it

[sharp dome]

Wasap

[onyx olive]

and guess what, i bought a raiju too before i got the mansion

[trail hare]

Hn

[cold garden]

You can afford a device to run discord and internet so you're not broke.

[terse pine]

i am mad at you

[cursive pelican]

Im using data on my old phone

[pliant kestrel]

#gta-online message ?

[trail hare]

Bro what?

[sharp dome]

Ehhhh rule 10 and lfg i gues

[trail hare]

Basic needs vs a video game

[cursive pelican]

Dont be mad bro

[onyx olive]

night guys and the singular woman here

[trail hare]

W

[sage owl]

hes on an lg cookie

[severe star]

guys can anyone help me do missions?

[cursive pelican]

Whats an lg

[fresh magnet]

@severe star, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #ps5｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #ps5｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #ps5｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #ps5｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #ps5｜other-lfg

Requested by: @sharp dome

[trail hare]

Oh nah

[honest cloak]

i mean,i would do cayo instead of dr dre,when you completed the cayo perico you could have started doing the dr dre preps too,i did that some months ago and it worked pretty well for me

[sharp dome]

[severe star]

Ok ty

[trail hare]

Bro grew up rich

[onyx olive]

cayo been fucking me, only necklace

[sage owl]

lifes good

[terse pine]

life’s good cookie?😭

[onyx olive]

and im solo so i got like a mil max

[cursive pelican]

What? Havent even played gta 5 yet

[severe star]

Can anyone tell
Me sum good missions to do?

It’s ma first time playing online

[trail hare]

This gotta be cap unless you're like 10 years old bro

[terse pine]

OH LG THE BRAND

[tough hornet]

chunkin bell or avi

[onyx olive]

cayo, agency missions, etc

[sage owl]

brotato chip

[onyx olive]

those too

[honest cloak]

i always did cayo with a random low level,since they just accepted the 15% cut and they always somehow followed orders (not always)

[severe star]

:0

What’s their pay

[tough hornet]

he just started

[cursive pelican]

Im 18 bro, and yes, i dont have played gta 5, i played gta 4 on emulator and i also played san andreas and completed it

[terse pine]

those are easy to get when ur new too

[tough hornet]

avi is 750k with bonus and chunkin bell 500k

[severe star]

not for me 💔

[severe star]

I see

[trail hare]

U own a pc but can't play gta

[tough hornet]

save up to buy an kosatka

[severe star]

What’s that 💔

[cursive pelican]

I can play gta 5, but i dont have money to buy it

[weary hull]

Some appliance company

[cursive pelican]

And im using laptop

[cursive pelican]

Oh u mean like lg tv

[sage owl]

pc is more than gta

[sharp dome]

If you don't have money........
Just earn some

[tough hornet]

the submarine its the best thing that i ever bought in gta online its a money maker

[terse pine]

guys what the freak why do i get 800k from cluckin bell instead of 1m

[sage owl]

no lg cookie

[weary hull]

It also means life’s good too lol

[sharp dome]

Skill issues?

[cursive pelican]

Its not that easy in a 3rd world country

[severe star]

:0
can u help me set it up later if i buy it?

[terse pine]

this is insanity

[tough hornet]

ye sure

[severe star]

And also what’s its cost

[sharp dome]

Ask for money then maybe parents??

[sage owl]

what i said

[tough hornet]

2.2m

[terse pine]

immigration

[severe star]

Ok and what’s the best to chose from Executive and the others

[tough hornet]

what

[severe star]

Like the starting options

[fierce flower]

i think biker is best

or gunrunner

[tough hornet]

u can do cayo perico heist if u buy the kostka u get 1m every time u do it and it only takes 45m

[terse pine]

why don’t women fight back

[cold garden]

You'll receive a digital copy of a ban hammer if you keep asking someone to give you gta.

[fierce flower]

lol wdym

[terse pine]

like you punch them and they run away

or die

[chrome tartan]

Any good grinder crews to join? Anyone know?

[fierce flower]

LOL r u high?

[tough hornet]

not all women

[severe star]

I mean the station options from
Executive
Gunrunner
Nightclub owner and one another which I forgot

[terse pine]

in the game yeah?😭

[weary hull]

Clubhouse

[terse pine]

no trust why don’t they

[fierce flower]

AYO u talkin bout the game lol

[terse pine]

yes what😭

[sturdy geode]

What ammo does the G’s Cache give?

[languid kestrel]

I was referring to men masquerading as females you pleb

[sage owl]

bro gta not that much poor ahh boi

[fierce flower]

trust me thats best way to survive in los santos

[terse pine]

but WHY don’t they

[tough hornet]

buy an arcade but buy one in the city not the one at the end of the map so u can do the casino heist

[fierce flower]

because, they are just a girl

[severe star]

Uh,can we talk in dms

[tough hornet]

sure

[weary hull]

I’m still currently deciding what to do next in this game lol. I haven’t got mc clubhouse and office yet however I have enough money to buy a mansion lol

[cyan bane]

#ps5｜vehicles-lfg

[terse pine]

no me

[fierce flower]

u would punch a guy/gal who has a RPG hidden in their ass?

[terse pine]

what

[fierce flower]

i mean they have guns

[terse pine]

what are you talking about queen

[fierce flower]

its wise just to run

[terse pine]

are you going insane

[fierce flower]

bro i was talking bout how women are wise for running away 🥲

[languid kestrel]

||Are you ||

[terse pine]

no never

[fierce flower]

i think u are high tho! fo sure

[terse pine]

no

car wash

yes or no

do we like the car wash

[fierce flower]

yea kinda

[terse pine]

how much

[languid kestrel]

It gets me ||wet|| so yes

[fierce flower]

🤌🏻 this much

[languid kestrel]

[fierce flower]

[terse pine]

why

[languid kestrel]

Because you’re too poor

[terse pine]

what in the heck

[fierce flower]

annoying missions to clear off heat

[terse pine]

[sharp dome]

Spell is wrong

[fierce flower]

fun for 2days and then no

[proper cradle]

i feel like theres not much for me to do on my regular account

i have a mansion, and the only real way i make money is the bogdan glitch

[languid kestrel]

!mods

[fresh magnet]

Discussion around mods, glitches, and exploits is only permitted if they do not give the player an unfair advantage, and they do not negatively impact others' experience.

Mentioning mod menus by name - as well as how to find them - is forbidden, as they are usually used to harm the experiences of other players. It's also forbidden to explain how to do or find glitches that have a negative impact on others.

Requested by: @languid kestrel

[fierce flower]

if u use glitch to make money than it ain't worth it playing the game anyway

[sharp dome]

Bully

[grave mirage]

thats your problem. using one way of getting money rather than doin different stuff

[languid kestrel]

Rules are rules

[sage owl]

if u aint cheating u aint trying

[mint turret]

heh

[fierce flower]

whats the point of playing if u gonna cheat anyway....

[opaque scroll]

How do you know if you double clutched correctly

[grave mirage]

i aint done any glitches. im lvl 146 and made 150 million. dont need to cheat

[fierce flower]

fr

[sharp dome]

If u single clutched it

[opaque scroll]

how do you single clutch

[sharp dome]

Before doin double clutch

Jk man I'm sorry tell me what exactly u talking abt

[fierce flower]

by just doing half of the double clutch

[opaque scroll]

i'm on ps5 and I don't know how to single or double clutch or what any of it means all I know is that you start off in first gear

[terse pine]

real

[sharp dome]

Help that giy I dk a thing abt consoles

[fierce flower]

me too

[sage owl]

whats the point of anything

[terse pine]

what

[opaque scroll]

somebody said I press r1 and let go of r2 or something

[fierce flower]

u depressed or some?

[sharp dome]

Help him

[sage owl]

predictable response

[terse pine]

ppl always come here depressed in this chat😭

[sharp dome]

Be a good teddy for once

[terse pine]

[fierce flower]

u going through the emo stage of yo life ig

[sage owl]

cant teach a dumb dog any tricks

[fierce flower]

fo sure

[opaque scroll]

do you know how to double clutch

[terse pine]

what are you even talking about and why does ur pfp look like that

[sage owl]

im richer than u foshizzle

[opaque scroll]

so you don't know?

[terse pine]

[fierce flower]

🇾 ⭕ 🇺 🇹 🇺 🇧 🇪

[fierce flower]

yea i predicted it right u in yo emo stage.

[opaque scroll]

they don't teach me correctly

they assume you already know the basics

[fierce flower]

painnnn

[sage owl]

speaking in ebonics btw🙏

[tough hornet]

guys i have 6m dollars should keep saving up for mk2 or should i buy sparrow and mk1 and acid lab and more stuff

[sage owl]

obv the mk2

[fierce flower]

do the terrobite missions then u can buy mkII in 6 mil

[subtle mesa]

Obviously sparrow

[tough hornet]

i dont have a terrobyte

[terse pine]

you remind me of a freshman with behavioural problems

[sharp dome]

Have you looked in the mirror?!

[opaque scroll]

🧐

[terse pine]

that was funny

[fierce flower]

Fight! Fight! Fight!

[terse pine]

they usually say that

[sharp dome]

[terse pine]

i’m gonna fight tony

i don’t forget what he did to me

[sharp dome]

!rule 5

[fresh magnet]

GTA Online Discord - Rule 5

Uphold mature conversations and respect each other; excessive profanity, hate speech or any kind of harrassment will not be tolerated. This includes spam, as well as toxic and aggressive behavior.

Requested by

@sharp dome

[terse pine]

insanity

[sage owl]

!rule 7

[fresh magnet]

GTA Online Discord - Rule 7

Nicknames must be able to be mentioned. Zalgo, emojis, and others are prohibited.

Requested by

@sage owl

[fierce flower]

it was a joke 🥀

[opaque scroll]

I guess

[terse pine]

he was joshing too queen

[sage owl]

memmememe plzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[sharp dome]

[terse pine]

i don’t like this why are you threatening me

[fresh magnet]

@stark grotto, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #pc-l｜cayo-perico-lfg, #pc-e｜cayo-perico-lfg, #xb1｜cayo-perico-lfg, #ps4｜cayo-perico-lfg, #ps5｜cayo-perico-lfg, #xb-s｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #pc-l｜casino-lfg, #pc-e｜casino-lfg, #xb1｜casino-lfg, #ps4｜casino-lfg, #ps5｜casino-lfg, #xb-s｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #pc-l｜old-heist-lfg, #pc-e｜old-heist-lfg, #xb1｜old-heist-lfg, #ps4｜old-heist-lfg, #ps5｜old-heist-lfg, #xb-s｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #pc-l｜vehicles-lfg, #pc-e｜vehicles-lfg, #xb1｜vehicles-lfg, #ps4｜vehicles-lfg, #ps5｜vehicles-lfg, #xb-s｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #pc-l｜other-lfg, #pc-e｜other-lfg, #xb1｜other-lfg, #ps4｜other-lfg, #ps5｜other-lfg, #xb-s｜other-lfg

Requested by: @sharp dome

[terse pine]

do you like cheese

[dense seal]

I need xbox people

[sage owl]

do u like it in the butt

[terse pine]

guys something bad happened

[sharp dome]

You deserved it

[terse pine]

STOP

[dense seal]

@sage owl wtf

[terse pine]

no trust i let somebody drive and it’s worse than my driving

[agile star]

why did snow last so shortly

[terse pine]

thank goodness you said it

every time you talk it’s about snow

[sharp dome]

[agile star]

why did snow only last for a week

[terse pine]

untraceable made it go away

[dense seal]

Cause God said no @agile star

[flat island]

dont worry, its coming back

[terse pine]

now?

[sharp dome]

Next December

[dense seal]

Lmao

[terse pine]

giys

i’m playing gta

[agile star]

you play on Xbox bro

[fierce flower]

NO WAY!!!

[terse pine]

and your head is a watermelon

[sharp dome]

Inv

[agile star]

ok and

[terse pine]

eww no

[terse pine]

good point

[agile star]

did people complain about the snow is that why it was so short

[sharp dome]

Then u ain't playing liar

[terse pine]

not with you i’m not

[sharp dome]

U can't console n pc don't

[tough hornet]

guys how to boost with mk2

what button on keyboard

[terse pine]

you watch out

[terse pine]

it’s x

say thank you i put a lot of thought into that

[fierce flower]

we got an imposter

[terse pine]

no trust i am the goodpostrr

[sharp dome]

From

[terse pine]

my lawyer

[agile star]

wow

all cus they got a skill issue

[fierce flower]

m i hired?

[terse pine]

they’re so dramatic snow was awesome

[terse pine]

no harvey specter is

[fierce flower]

[terse pine]

is there a lawyer in gtao

[fierce flower]

in dr dre's mission we stuff him in his own trunk and tickle him for info

[sharp dome]

[terse pine]

thats very lawyer like

this isn’t hulRioys

[opaque scroll]

does anybody know how to double accelerate

[tough hornet]

how can u spawn ur sparrow near u guys

[fierce flower]

ey!ey!ey! big smoke its me carl CHILL! CHILL!

[terse pine]

remember when you were told to go to youtube?

[fierce flower]

service vehicles.... kostaka..... request options.... request sparrow

[grave elm]

[haughty shuttle]

Got $50k from casino wheel and Rockstar was like nah you ain’t getting it

[terse pine]

thanks for spawning it

[opaque scroll]

Not everything is on youtube

[terse pine]

couldn’t be me

[fierce flower]

[terse pine]

i fear not everything is here either

[tough hornet]

ty

[opaque scroll]

I would hope so since this is a gta server

[haughty shuttle]

I can’t really complain, got the car for yesterdays spin 😂👌

[opaque scroll]

full of people who like cars

and know stuff

[grave elm]

[fierce flower]

there are a lot of toe ticklers too

[opaque scroll]

🧐

[fierce flower]

me win

[sharp dome]

[fierce flower]

y this so funny

[grave elm]

[fierce flower]

[grave elm]

[vital urchin]

I don't know how, but today when I turn on my game in the morning, I see that I have a custom apartment and that too for free.

[fierce flower]

criminal enterprise

[vital urchin]

Mean?

[fierce flower]

its a starter pack, on sales when gta is for sale it includes this pack

u must also get free bunker

[vital urchin]

Yes!

[fierce flower]

free frogger heli

[vital urchin]

So it's permanent or temporary?

[fierce flower]

permanent

[agile star]

yo rockstar needs to lower the quality on last gen so that they can get higher fps

[vital urchin]

That's really good!

[fierce flower]

just sell yo ps4 and buy a ps5

[vapid basin]

Last gen is over bro. Everyone’s moved on. Would be dumb to even make changes at this point.

[agile star]

nah I don’t need a ps5

[fierce flower]

how much fps do u get tho?

[agile star]

matter of fact imma buy a ps6 in 2028

[fierce flower]

better make RDR 3

[agile star]

like 15-20 if there’s 25 players and above

[fierce flower]

ayo wth

[agile star]

but it’s 100% playable below 25

[fierce flower]

i feel bad now

[honest glacier]

Bro please someone help me with this

[agile star]

I’ve gotten used to it that’s why it’s not a problem for me

[slender sigil]

get this guy a pc

[honest glacier]

Like if i run gta it crashed after 5 sec

[fierce flower]

fr

[slender sigil]

or a ps5 actually

[agile star]

not everyone bro a million people still play on ps4

[slender sigil]

anything forgods sake

[fierce flower]

whats yo specs

[honest glacier]

Idk

[agile star]

matter of fact half of PlayStation player base still uses last Gen

[honest glacier]

Its a f low end ah pc

[slender sigil]

doesnt surprise me ngl

[honest glacier]

But i remember legacy worked fine on it

[vapid basin]

Half? Try like 15% tops

[fierce flower]

maybe thats the reason

[honest glacier]

.

[fierce flower]

lol there is a diff

[agile star]

nah maybe slightly below half

ur tripping

[slender sigil]

just do a heist in real life and buy a ps5

not hard

[honest glacier]

Yh guess i have to play on legacy

[slender sigil]

also the thought of doing a whole bank robbery and the first thing you buy being a ps5 lmao

[junior meteor]

if you rob 711 I'd say you'd have enough

[agile star]

u do know it’s possible to link ur PayPal to ur gta account

[vapid basin]

So there’s more broke people out there then I thought damn

[fierce flower]

LOL

[agile star]

if u got a ps4 it doesn’t mean ur broke

[slender sigil]

i suddenly am worth millions

[agile star]

what type of mind do u have

[slender sigil]

car dupe glitch in real life WORKING

[fierce flower]

a guy with a ps5 can't talk bout being broke

[agile star]

fr

[slender sigil]

mf said a broke person owns a ps4?

mf broke people dont got consoles at all

[fierce flower]

Fr he trippin

[vapid basin]

PS4 people living in the past

[slender sigil]

yeah a whole 10 years ago who cares

[fierce flower]

[cold torrent]

If you have to sell your console, that’s when you know it’s bad

[slender sigil]

i play on my DS like it came out yesterday who gaf brother

[night lantern]

Finally got the personal vehicle speedo custom

[proper cradle]

hey guys does anyone recognize the name "Ace Goodz"?

[agile star]

fr bro

[agile star]

nah we still in the present

we still in the big 26

[slender sigil]

"aint no way you using a ps4 bruh in 26 bruh XD"

maybe some people cant afford a ps5

[vapid basin]

PlayStation literally announced they are beginning to stop supporting the ps4 this spring, that phase is almost near.

[proper cradle]

anyone?

[fierce flower]

ummm no

[slender sigil]

oh so we may as well destory and smash all ps4s then

because they're oh so useless

[agile star]

where

u made that up bro

[terse pine]

[vapid basin]

Look it up?

[agile star]

the only thing PlayStation did to ps4 is stop making games for it

that’s it

[terse pine]

guys guess what i’m about to buy

i’m waiting

[agile star]

nah do it for me

[slender sigil]

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh idk what is it

[terse pine]

it’s a very nice vehicle

[slender sigil]

ok and what vehicle is it

[sharp dome]

[terse pine]

[vapid basin]

I mean ngl rn they are. Most recently dropped games can’t even be played on it and the ps5 is just… better. Only reason you’d be playing on the ps4 at this point is if you just can’t afford a ps5, or just don’t care enough ig

[night lantern]

Do you guys think 50 cal or minigun is better for contact missions with speedo?

[terse pine]

people are gonna hate me with that thing

[slender sigil]

we killing you with pitchforks and torches

[terse pine]

no stay away or else

[slender sigil]

tbf, mk2s arent that scary anymore

most imani vehicles can deal with them solo

[agile star]

bro ur mind is completely wrong

[terse pine]

[slender sigil]

thanks lester

[terse pine]

guess my level

[slender sigil]

in game or on the server

[vapid basin]

https://gamerant.com/ps4-services-sunsetting-2026-legacy-psn-game-features-shutting-down/

[agile star]

they just gonna stop providing updates

like that’s a big difference

most of the updates are just security fixes

[vapid basin]

It’s beginning the end of support phase. As in it will gradually lose support.

[agile star]

buddy what website is gamerant anyway

that looks fake

show me a msg of Sony actually saying that

[vapid basin]

I mean there’s numerous sources bro. Sony themselves said so.

[slender sigil]

just buy a ps5 if you want one and buy a ps4 if you want one

shit not that hard fr

[sharp dome]

[agile star]

show

ur capping bro I always stay up to date with playstation news

and never heard about this before

[wispy marlin]

3 weeks of 2x weed and same 4x missions😐

[vapid basin]

Literally just look it up.

[sharp dome]

Money money money

[slender sigil]

hopefully gta 6 has 3x weed and 5x missions

[wispy marlin]

Hopefully waiting 3 weeks is worth it and they add 2x money on bunker, cocaine, or hangar

[wispy marlin]

They will probably start us off small tbh

[vapid basin]

Why else would you be playing on a lesser console then. Dosent make sense

[agile star]

I already looked it up and didn’t see nun

[slender sigil]

tbf depends on how they operate the online, shit could be more RP than how online is rn

[vapid basin]

Sure

[agile star]

sorry to break it to you but everything you’ve said so far doesn’t make any sense

first you said if u own a ps4 ur broke

[agile star]

and this don’t make sense

[vapid basin]

Not if you own one. If ur still playing it over another system in the big 26

[vapid basin]

It does. I’m saying most games nowadays can’t even be played on ps4.

Bf 6 for example

[bleak arrow]

Oh they can, but gaming is a business now

[slender sigil]

love me some bf6....

[lavish folio]

Can u get panther this week ?

[rich sluice]

no

[agile star]

do realize that majority of PlayStation games are played on last Gen

[slender sigil]

is buying all 3 mansions a good idea or an amazing idea

because i might just do that

[agile star]

the ps5 isn’t worth getting

[rich sluice]

it’s not

try playing cyberpunk on a ps4 😭

[agile star]

it is

[rich sluice]

no

[agile star]

it’s still available on ps4 and is playable

[vapid basin]

The fact alone it dosent sound like a fucking airport like the ps4 does makes it worth it.

[slender sigil]

just buy a PC

[rich sluice]

every somewhat recent game has been released on ps5 and enhanced for ps5

[bleak arrow]

It's not that bad, it's just missing features

[rich sluice]

ps4 games are close to unplayable at this point

[cunning walrus]

not really

[slender sigil]

jjjjjjjjjjust buy a pc guys its soooooo cheap and easy to get into

[cunning walrus]

maybe the newest games but plenty of games still available and working fine

if it ain't broke don't fix it

[vapid basin]

I got one, high end to. I’ve always preferred my ps5 though ngl.

[bleak arrow]

It's also costs a kidney to maintain

Comfort over quality

[cunning walrus]

i looked at the ram i bought a year ago and it's like 4x the price

[slender sigil]

how high end is high end because if its better than a ps5 just plug a damn controller in and play it on the pc

[cunning walrus]

would suck to build one rn

[rich sluice]

yea very cheap especially at this time

[agile star]

first of all that happens on every console and u simply need to clean it not to mention it doesn’t bother anyone

[agile star]

@vapid basin

[slender sigil]

only 2 quid + the 20000 in fees

[vapid basin]

It’s stronger than my ps5 by a lot. Still use my ps5 though. Just because… I still use both but meh. It’s honestly just preference.

[agile star]

almost all the recent games for ps5 are mid

[rich sluice]

what

[tame rapids]

Glad the snows gone. Them off rod tires wasnt it

[bleak arrow]

Or you prefer comfort over quality

[slender sigil]

whats the specs

[agile star]

I have a pc

[rich sluice]

even none recent games are unplayable on a ps4

[agile star]

what

[vapid basin]

Basically this yeah. Also I grew up with console

[agile star]

yes they are

ur just bad most likely

[slender sigil]

what be the specs

[cunning walrus]

ppl just be wafflin

[slender sigil]

thanks for the input Will

[tame rapids]

Yall actually like PC?

[slender sigil]

you're on xbox they're literally just turning into PCs

[tame rapids]

Oh i agree but idk always been a console guy

[slender sigil]

oh then fair enough lmao

ive been both but very much prefer PC

[vapid basin]

64 gb ram 3080 rtx. It’s old but still strong. When I bought it .3080 rtx was the newest card. Haven’t gotten around to upgrading it yet but probably will soon.

[rich sluice]

what 😭

what does that have to do with a game being unplayable due to a very outdated console

[slender sigil]

i have the same specs this shit runs everything fr

[agile star]

ur probably basing unplayable on your skill level

[rich sluice]

no unplayable due to performance issues 😭

cyberpunk at 20 fps isn’t playable nor enjoyable

[agile star]

because gta on the ps4 runs at like 15-20 fps and I’ve beaten like 20 ps5 players

so u can’t be complaining bro

[rich sluice]

so we’re lying now 😭

you can’t even play against ps5 players on a ps4

[agile star]

u can play with ps5 players

[bleak arrow]

Yeah bro your cooked ngl😭

[agile star]

u clearly don’t know what ur talking about bro

[rich sluice]

if they’re on legacy yes, but they’re on the same frame rate then

[vapid basin]

Real. Unfortunately it’s considered outdated now I’m pretty sure. It’s still easily strong enough to play any game on high settings for the next 6-8 years for sure.

[rich sluice]

legacy is hard capped at 30fps

[cunning walrus]

you can crossplay ps4/ps5 just not on enhanced

[bleak arrow]

Less input delay maybe?

[rich sluice]

no

[bleak arrow]

Damn then I'm slow

[rich sluice]

legacy is the same for every console, ps4 and ps5 basically have no difference on legacy

[agile star]

bro I’d beat u

[sullen bolt]

Hey good afternoon gang

[bleak arrow]

We can test your assumption right now

[agile star]

ok drop ur psn

beach sniper

no explosives

[sullen bolt]

Oh boy here we goo

[carmine wing]

Cayo Perico door cutscene is one of the dumbest things I’ve ever seen in the game. I’ve run it back five times now, and my character still forgets to open the damn door XD.

[sullen bolt]

BST and ewo allowed?

[teal willow]

When we getting new casino car

[vapid basin]

Beach? Airports better for no explosives

[bleak arrow]

Yeah bro your muted, mf said beach 😭

[agile star]

bst allowed but no ewo

[bleak arrow]

Just load a deathmatch

[sullen bolt]

But you're on ps4 how does it work

[agile star]

what’s wrong with beach

[bleak arrow]

Yeah your done

[agile star]

bro this isn’t 2014

[bleak arrow]

Tf is ewo

[vapid basin]

Ps5 user will have to play the ps4 version

Only way

[agile star]

don’t have a hangar there

[vapid basin]

Buy one?

[sullen bolt]

Yo go to a vc and stream that shi, we're excited to watch

[slender sigil]

yeah man outdated my ass this thing runs everything you do NNNNOT need no 5090 to run shit you'll be fine with a 30 series fr

[vapid basin]

It’s honestly a beast. I really should use it more

3080 rtx was built super well

[bleak arrow]

Your on PS4 bro 😭

[agile star]

fort zancudo better

[agile star]

and

[vapid basin]

For what

[agile star]

military access

[sharp dome]

[bleak arrow]

I'm not gonna downgrade to smoke u

[vapid basin]

Fr

[bleak arrow]

That isn't a good point either

[vapid basin]

Military acess is fair but it’s not necessary at all. Theres no point

It’s cool and all but it’s just not worth

[sullen bolt]

Bruh yk that the moment u said u wanted the smoke dude

It's clear as day

[bleak arrow]

No he Said he'll beat me, what u on Abt?

[sullen bolt]

Nah just hyped to watch the pvp

[bleak arrow]

I respect that

But it's not worth it

[sullen bolt]

Alr fair enough

[vapid basin]

Fun to partake in PvP boring asf to watch tbh

[bleak arrow]

I mean I'll do pvp with anyone, I'm just not good 😊

[sullen bolt]

It's both for me man, but i get your pov

[vapid basin]

When I used to run with a tryhard clan the skill was so painfully high of our opponents the second you mess up in the 1v1 you just couldn’t recover.

Spawn points and all, literally trapped

Beach is painful for that

[bleak arrow]

Deathmatch only

See idk what beach is or ewo

[slender sigil]

just buy 1000000 shark cards and then buy oppressor mk2 and then play the game for 20 minutes and then never play ever again fr fr

[bleak arrow]

Tryhard terms, I'm just guy with gun

[spare lodge]

Time to start finding the action figures

[vapid basin]

Ewo means easy way out.

Beach just means fighting on the beach

[spare lodge]

How do you take the easy way out?

[vapid basin]

C4

[bleak arrow]

Why not just fight anywhere, seems boring to limit space to 1 area

[vapid basin]

Snipe battles. Tryhard speciality.

[spare lodge]

I know you could used to do it in the interaction menu

[bleak arrow]

See you lost me 😭

[calm jacinth]

Bog dispact dm me 🙏😏

[bleak arrow]

I'm just a avenger bomber for a crew that's all

Aviation guy

[agile star]

how is that downgrading

[rich sluice]

enhanced down to legacy is downgrading

[honest cloak]

anywhere is just too inconvenient cause you can get ran over by npcs and killed by the police,but on the beach or the airport,none of that happens

[vapid basin]

In this game the only actually measure of skill that matters is your ability to snipe. If you can do it well, you can honestly just kill everyone lol. So those open spaces makes it easier for snipe battles to take place. Sure you could do it in urban areas but it’ll just turn to sniping anyway because it’s the most efficient way to kill other players.

[primal flume]

How i unlock the channel GTA online MK II?

[sullen bolt]

He is playing on ps5 version, to meet you half way he gotta buy the ps4 version

[agile star]

that’s pc

[rich sluice]

level 25 or patreon

[vapid basin]

Lvl25

[rich sluice]

no, you clearly don’t know what you’re talking about

[agile star]

Bold coming from u

[agile star]

ok

[rich sluice]

at least i know what i’m talking about

[bleak arrow]

W explanation, u def a tryhard

[vapid basin]

They are the same versions as how ps works. Legacy is ps4 version (outdated, shitty). Enhanced is ps5 version (better, newer, more features)

[uncut wigeon]

[vapid basin]

Yep. In the endgame that’s really one of the only things you can find fun in this game. At least for me.

[bleak arrow]

I'll keep to the skies then

[vapid basin]

I’ll find you with my Raiju dw

[agile star]

yeah only u nobody else knows what ur talking about

[south field]

Wsp

[eternal lake]

You can beat a Raiju with a Rogue if you know what you’re doing.

[bleak arrow]

U won't 😭

[rich sluice]

what

[agile star]

what

[agile star]

true

[south field]

How can you beat a vigilante?

[vapid basin]

Who knows. Maybe we will cross paths in a lobby

[rich sluice]

only because you don’t understand the difference between legacy and enhanced 😭

[primal flume]

Someone wants to give me a MK II for 1 or 2 cayo?

[eternal lake]

That also depends on who is using the vehicles and how. Personally, hit and runs.

[bleak arrow]

I be in inv only doing career challenge, that's unlikely to happen

[vapid basin]

Huh?

[sharp dome]

!lfg

[fresh magnet]

@primal flume, you don't appear to have any platform roles. Please visit id:customize or #assign-platform-here to assign one and look for players in the respective LFG channels.

[sharp dome]

[vapid basin]

Oh, I play in public only. Inv only lowkey boring asf

[south field]

It sucks that one missile blows it up, but yeah.

[eternal lake]

Agreed, very unfortunate…

[bleak arrow]

In my calming era of GTA, all the sweaty pvp ego is gone

[vapid basin]

Wish I could say the same but my ego is still big asf

[south field]

What's the fastest land vehicle in gtao? Is it the banshee?

[ashen smelt]

How many times can you do the replay glitch?

[vapid basin]

Banshee gts with hsw yeah

[eternal lake]

I’m pretty sure, yeah.

[ashen smelt]

For cayo

[south field]

K.

[sharp dome]

4-5 I guess

[south field]

Thanks.

[vapid basin]

Ofc

[south field]

Second best is the stinger II?

[terse pine]

guys

[south field]

With HSW

[bleak arrow]

No

[sharp dome]

Now what

[south field]

I could be a girl, you don't know

[terse pine]

guess what colour i made my oppressor

[terse pine]

i thought you were

[south field]

Pink?

[sharp dome]

Yup I'm out have a good day!

[terse pine]

[south field]

Wow, i take that personal.

[bleak arrow]

Oceanic Blue, ultra blue pearl

[terse pine]

you’re dead wrong

pink and white

[vapid basin]

Modded black. Like mine

[terse pine]

and silver

[bleak arrow]

Then your basic, and have no imagination

[vapid basin]

Fuck

[terse pine]

[south field]

I got a bruce wayne garage all black cars + vigilante

[sullen bolt]

Virtual high five 🙏

[terse pine]

and you’re a flatbed

[bleak arrow]

Then your basic and have no imagination

[bleak arrow]

Yes sir

[vapid basin]

Modded black looks sick asf in this game I’m sorry.

[south field]

Black cars overall have aura.

[vapid basin]

Modded black on obey 10f widebody is artwork.

[terse pine]

well ur not him

[bleak arrow]

Hater 💫

[south field]

The hate is crazy

[terse pine]

most of my cars are black with candy red pearlescent

my beloved nightshark is bright pink

[south field]

Black + red goes hard.

[rich sluice]

pink galaxy night shark >>

[terse pine]

it’s cause i’m cool

[south field]

Got a mansion too? (That rhymes)

[brave silo]

go to sleep woman

[vapid basin]

True. But I’ve used that combo so much in gta I’m for some reason permanently sick of it have been for the past year

[terse pine]

17 of them

[brave silo]

makki is poor btw

[south field]

That's not possible yk.

[terse pine]

no i want money

[brave silo]

me too

[south field]

You can only buy 3.

[terse pine]

yeah guys i only have 1836181 billion dollars

[south field]

I like all black cars.

[brave silo]

i wish u were on last night i was up till 6am on gta

[terse pine]

only brokies like you can only buy 3

[bleak arrow]

So you got banned

[terse pine]

and you blamed ME for you being up

[south field]

Because there is 3..

[brave silo]

teehee

[vapid basin]

I have 17,882,892,668,880 mansions in gta online.

[terse pine]

for brokiessss

[south field]

Legit or modded? I think modded.

[terse pine]

well you’re lying so stop this

[brave silo]

makki only has like 3 mil

[terse pine]

no no it’s true

[terse pine]

i wish

[brave silo]

get onnn

[south field]

Lol

[bleak arrow]

Actually is your fault

[vapid basin]

Nah I don’t lie. I’m a legit level 78,000 player.

[terse pine]

it was HIS fault

[brave silo]

nuh uh

[terse pine]

well i’m 78001

[brave silo]

you forced me fr

[remote heron]

Wow I finally did it i used up all my money on paying insurance for destroying personal vehicles now I just bought a shark card to replenish

[terse pine]

no i will get on tomorrow

[vapid basin]

That’s my alt. My main is 78,002

[terse pine]

this is nonsense

[brave silo]

tomorrow i wont be i gotta go do stuff 😭

[bleak arrow]

I believe you, you should blow his cars up

[brave silo]

its a her lmao

[south field]

How in the actual fuck

[terse pine]

why did you call me it’s

[little fractal]

How do you claim 500k for linking discord

[brave silo]

it felt right

[terse pine]

idk man probably

[south field]

Wait 72 hrs

[brave silo]

!claim

[placid hemlock]

To claim the free 500k, you need to link your Social Club account to your Discord account here. Then use the /claim command in the OFFICIAL Rockstar Discord server (#gta-online message, then https://discord.com/channels/618327687701725194/1445095873288601670) and it will be deposited into your account within 72 hours.

[bleak arrow]

Everyone a guy in the eyes of cat

[rich sluice]

not here

[vapid basin]

I have 80k hours on this game

[terse pine]

are you a cat

[bleak arrow]

Yes

[south field]

You played since it released i assume?

[terse pine]

guess what happened

[vapid basin]

2019

[brave silo]

my ears are still ringing from last night

[terse pine]

oh yeah i remember that

[brave silo]

erm

[bleak arrow]

But it's his fault right?

[brave silo]

he wasnt there

[bleak arrow]

Still his fault

[brave silo]

but yes its his fault

[terse pine]

is there an inside joke i’m missing

[south field]

Yeah i started GTA online 4 weeks ago.

[terse pine]

rookie numbers

[bleak arrow]

Your a bad friend

[vapid basin]

In the past 4 weeks I played 700 hours

[brave silo]

makki is very poor in gta

[south field]

Still got more money than you.

[terse pine]

You’re*

[terse pine]

no you don’t know how much i have

[brave silo]

You're.*

[bleak arrow]

Don't fix my mistakes

[terse pine]

“You’re. a bad friend” are you delayed

[brave silo]

3 mil

[south field]

Decent, i got like 45m rn.

[terse pine]

no

[brave silo]

"You're. a bad friend" are you delayed?*

[terse pine]

i have 20 million

[vapid basin]

Give me some

[brave silo]

hmmm

[terse pine]

i dislike you

[grave mirage]

not even a million atm

[sullen bolt]

You could smell bs when it is near gotta give you props man

[brave silo]

Good.

[south field]

So you went from a billion to a million?

[terse pine]

20 million in cash and 47 million in bank

[brave silo]

makki is poor

[terse pine]

i donated to the homeless

[south field]

One grief and that money is gone.