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knoway is like 45 minutes
Yea but for most fun
I have cocaine and weed to sell from the mc, are here any competent, serious, normal people in general or only trolls?
2 i spam act 1 because it’s super fun
2 or 4, 3 is a little weird
still a duo to avoid any lag imo
ok then hopefully i find one
I wonder how many swattings happened because of this
still better than selling in pc
which act?
My first time playing it so hopefully all 3
A certain county in flordia literally had to hault on normal operations due to a lot of calls being made that were false, about all Im going to say
they had to make a small system to find it was true or not which I really wish people got in trouble for making those calls
the guy who made those features and stuff apologized later too
Find a good crew that don’t grief and usually have around max lobby. And sell it there.
i have the same thing with cuts
nvm, there's snow, the traction and visibility is atrociously horrendous, I'll wait for it to go away and do smth else to get money
I think you should look for people to help from each act first
would sound more appealing than doing all of the acts
i take 30% and give 35%
Good idea
How to reduce the snow glow, it hurts my eyes, i don't want to decrease brightness
do you clear your cache after doing replay glitch?
where
80/20, 60/20/20, 40/20/20/20
try turning off post fx i think that causes the snow glow
50/50, 30/35/35, 25/25/25/25
You just gotta do some research and find a good crew
has anybody tried humaine labs 3rd setup with snow?
wheres the 15/85 
diabolical experience
its really easy tbh
Thx that worked
unless its diamond or cayo and you've done your own setups, 85/15
not about easy or hard but the fact that I can't see a crap when flying away from the vessel
replaying for cheated money 🤢
how...?
are modded heists still a thing on pc?
Im a pc player, I don't do replay, wheres the option where I give people all of the cut because I have free will
Hello I just uploaded my first ever gta 5 video
basically just a pitch black background with snow
it is not that severe
they are
people still do them?
you also have an acid lab in your mansions driveway 
thats another story, not entirely related to this one
Probably
also why do we just, not talk about the kosatka in my driveway as well 
maybe I didn't pan my screen enough to show the sheer size of it
Do I buy koastka or arcade I have 2.2 mil
Kosatka
Kosatka
Is cayo better than casino heist?
in money, yes.
But it's a 2 hr cooldown
In terms of money? No, in terms of the ability to be the most easy and profitable SOLO heist? Yes
the acid lab actually looked feasible like it was in the driveway, the kosatka just looked like u spawned it in
What's the best hsw + imami car for freeroam fights? I am using the Buffalo STX rn
if you do it duo or more then its only a 48 min one
didn’t even know that lol, i reset every time just to not risk it
It was in a spot but obviously a kosatka won't stay there, do you know what happens when you put over-sized vehicles in the podium? They simply spawn above the podium on the side wall
really don’t want to lose my panther
Who do I how to talk to to but the kosatka
TM-02 Khanjali
chernobog better
I was thinking of something faster
Is rocket voltic a waste
nah havent seen that yet
On the west part of the map theres an icon for Cayo perico at madrazo's mansion, go there, then go to the casino, music locker (on the north path of casino), then go in, pay the lady at the front desk to the right if you don't have a penthouse then go down to the VIP room, go into the cutscene with mini madrazo, and you are done, any questions?
probably, not overly helpful as a car
Is there a better all-rounder than the Buffalo GTX ?
wignus?
Is there a good armour truck on GTA 5?
pretty much
Nightshark
I've never heard of the buffalo GTX, must be a new car
Livery?
my bad, STX
EVX has higher accel than the STX, which is why most people use it in terms of pvp over the STX
over-all evx probably is a better in most things besides top speed
Thank you
Got it

Kifflom
If you do play enhanced though, EVX has HSW, so it goes way faster in top speed than the STX, not sure if legacy is what you use but if it is, thats how that works
HSW is niceeee😮💨
Honestly, no idea, I just started playing again after almost 2 years
Got 2 cars max out shit went flying 💆
the weaponized ignus doesn't have imani tech but it has built in jammer so count or not?
I don't like the Ignus
anyone else getting spammed killed by cheaters in freemode?
just use private session
Do I buy the normal oppressor
no
Ya
Use private session
How do you do dat
press escape than online the find new session than close friend session or invited only
legit every session i join there is a chinese cheater blowing everyone up in the lobby with their menu
I dont wanna play on private tho, its boring
i need to start grinding my new acc :D
From where u playing?
Niobe is ass feels like a Roblox car
I think I might be getting followed by the same player
Restart the game then
Didn't Gta online got cross play??
No
Nope
no
Slow poke
Slower than me
Fast poke

you’re slow

damn we even got to the point where there's people complaining about the handling of the niobe
Now Imma shave yer dog hair
Oh-
Cuz u said ur house is my house
no wonder why kids all love the krieger
Shave zaya's dogs hair
Does the Tampa GT have imami tech
you should get your dog hair shaved
Never left my nightshark
yes
Why would I hes cool near pool
but it's straight ass tho
Bad handling?
Curved is better right 
fancy top speed can't save it from all the drawbacks

Does it handle better than the Tulip at least
Shave ur cat bald

Hey tommy
It's unrealistic
only bad thing about the tulip is the suspension honestly
Yes, it becomes unresponsive over bumps and just spins
I will buy the Tampa anyway, I only like driving muscle cars
Is supervolito free rn?
Carbon is afaik.
What
the carbon variant
Yes
Can I just sell it and buy it again to make money
It's not in ceo menu unlike the regular one
Idk about that
No
How much I get for selling it
Bro thought he found some money glitch
😭
Nada
Dam
It's a pepegus vehicle. Can't sell it
Yo i have 10mill what should I buy
Gold plane
No business
Whatever you don’t have.
What's fun to drive and not popular
Is weed still 2x till next week?
Panto
The monster trucks
You have no business but wanna get a car?
I don't want to buy buisinesses i have all the good ones and bogdan
Lots of cars there are.
Then log-in and chill.
is weed still 2x?
heyy guys i want to start special cargo shud i get a large warehouse
Wow man thanks for letting me know didn't know that
bogdan?
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Everything else: #pc-e|other-lfg
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Yea b2b bogdan
oh doomsday
Ye
shud i expand nightclub or start special cargo
Nightclub
hmm ok
I will buy casino penthouse I'm balling rn
though if you said the niobe is ass I don't expect you to drive this one smoothly
wtf niobe is goated
It's ass and handling like a Roblox car
I want something more realistic
bro expand nightclub or get special cargo
Special cargo is too much hassle nowadays.
fuhh naww
i see... weed is goated for now
Weed sucks even after the buff. Acceptable when 2x.
Weed is 2x for the next 2 weeks? Did I hear that correct
yea good for now
whats the best buisness to grind
I am getting failed to save unable to load msg is there any permanent fix ?
Nightclub
how
What would be a good car to buy to grind money/missions, i got 5mil
How to join a lobby where I can register as CEO
Join a private one lol

Answer my question mf
weaponised ignus
Ol reliable the kuruma (armored)
Yes what is the question?
that car is extinct dude
Keep it full house for 50k per 48m, and assign 5 technicians for like 1.2m+ after 24h.
omg i jsut scared mysself 😭
hmmm but i have to expand right
....... Its the best car for pve by far
Weed is 2x for the next 2 weeks? Did I hear that correct
fuckas hakuchou drag exploded after lighty crahing it
weaponised ignus
the wignus is overrated
How to get
No bulletproof windows, sure its faster
nah it was so good while i owned it
resistant
Southern san Andreas
resistant is shit when you have a few dozens of npcs shooting at you
Yes mf
can handle 4* cops
How to enter my coke warehouse without getting raided
cops are the easiest npcs to handle in this game
Lame wtf
still 4*
Guess I'm buying weed farm </3
Buy security upgrades in there + have mansion security so 0 raids can happen
Ty tho larzy
not even 5* is already ass
(welcome to the pain of mc buisnesses)
and we aren't even talking about doomsday npcs
Heck even for standard heist, the kuruma is a cheat code basically
its basically free 🥀


So mansion security prevents raids on any of your businesses?
mansion + the security of that business
otherwise no
What you want now?
Wat
love
Me too man.....me too
I just downloaded Enhanced edition, how can I port over my keyboard binds?
u have to manually do it
Is wat u want?
If nothing then shoo shooo
Ur the one @ing me
check documents -> Rockstar games -> Gta v -> Profile -> Control
Fym
Shoo shoo
Hai
Stop
how 8m?
Hihihi
What?
Should I buy a bunker?
Stop
for mk2 weapons eay
cost of all other businesses+upgrades combined
Bt wahtttt?!
That's it
Ok thanks
Huh!?!?
ceo crates 800k how also what about hangar
ohh ic ic
per hour not full selll with cooldowns
Do I just copy paste the xml into the enhanced folder?
R u alright?!
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800k doing 5 warehouses together i may need to revise that number lol
What should my nightclub entry cost be
Who up degrading chat quality
$0 cause there's no point lmao
when buying a new weed farm for example, does it also reset supplies or only stock?
Does it not give you anything?
What?
No lol
probably
Anyone know if the Izzy bunker dupe glitch still works?
Literally most useless shit in the game
same directory obviously
Yeah, let's see if it worked
Don't forget honk at toreador
no im the most useless thing in the game 
Besides u
oohhhh so rn i have 1.1m and i have a weed farm maxed cash maxed hands on and helitours and hangar and the lotus on water
I AM the useless 

essentailly
what shud i do
I dont feel like grinding for the new mansions dlc so was just wondering if the old dupe has ever been patched
Haven't been on in a month or so
Like my gamer tag is minecraftcz01, so yes
Yep, all is good now, thanks alot
Ghost_Products69
We all are 
Is the weekly update supposed to come out soon?
is there a channel for mc business help?
Tampa is actually good or should I buy akula?? I need do a vehicle to do resupplies of things like hangar, bunker......
Please recomend me a veichle
@vocal marsh dms
Modded cars? Ls car meet ?
can u help me setup pls dude coz i want a steady flow of cash coz i have earned abt 150m but spent it all on cars and mansion, i do have a few buisnesses tho
@hasty swan, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Cayo Perico: #ps4|cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #ps4|casino-lfg
Old Heist: #ps4|old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #ps4|vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #ps4|other-lfg
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Vehicles ^ :)
What
!lfg
Oh ok
no i dont mean setup like that
i mean can u tell me what to do
#1344878308210507856 maybe better?
Just link all ur business to nightclub add technicians to them and let them precure goods for u
Listen.....
How much does Agency cost?
When is the new cars are coming
Idk around 1.2 I guess
Should I buy weed farm 
i got 2 already
shud i expand the nightclub or get the buisness first
Ikr.
Just for 2x week hmm maybe worth it
Really? Though they were at least 2 million
Hmm
Whats the best nightclub businesses
Everything except weed & document forgery
I guess they might then
I fort the new cars will be here by now or is it coming tomorrow
The most expensive lol. But it doesn't have any real advantages I'm pretty sure.
guys ı have some bad new noel is cancelled
Alr
Maybe, I'll check later.
Sure thing
lmao i got weed for 2x ill get meth and coke rn
Yea except that
I'm getting weed farm rn too

How much does Weed farm actually cost?
Gl
Does it need to be full stock?
Idek I just heard it's 40% off so w/E
The weed
To sell?
For the nightclub
Wdym? The shipment items?
The businesses for the nightclub sell
Sorry i don't understand
Guys i just did a setup bugstar gear for big con casino but now i have to do it again wtf why
Nightclub sell missions
If they need to be full stock?
Oh, no they don't have to.
Just sell them whenever.
You should wait until it's fully stocked yes
Yall can someone explain me how does cayo perico wait time work?
More satisfying. But it is possible to sell it early too.
Not a matter of satisfaction, just matter of not wasting time getting griefed
I think it's 48 minutes. You just have to wait that time after completing the heist. Then you can do the whole mission again.
48 min if done group. Think 2 hours if solo
Either that or it's 1.5 hours
I did it solo but on normal mode so isnt it supposed to be 48 minutes...?
No reread what I said
Invite only session. But genuinely, selling when you have full stock is the best, if you'd like to save time. But some shipment items come faster though.
xd
Guys what’s a good car for my collection I’m creating collection for 500 vehicles
But 48 minutes is for hard mode bro
How much progress do you have currently?
Like 50 cars ?
Hard/normal has no bearing on cd
Huh?
That's what I heard too tbh
So how do i do hard mode im confused
But I’m buying everyday like 4-5 cars
he replied wrong thing
It'll take some time, but good luck.
Whos lying to the public about hard mode cayo
Hard mode you activate by paying for the next heist within the first 48min after the cd has ended.
Thank you
Is there a car livery with republican space rangers
within the 48 minutes after you receive pavels text, you keep hard mode no matter when you do the setups just paying for the setup fee enables hard mode ^^^^
Ah i think i got it. Alright tysm but do you know whats the exact accurate cd of the heist?
I already said
Here
Gotchu thanks
is weed still on double? (mc)
Yes
You can’t always rely on pavels text
until 7th jan?
The clock starts as soon as cd finishes
ah
If you’re not in free mode you might not get the text straight away
Yes
Ducky momo =w=

i wish you could skip cayo perico cutscenes
You can, can't you?
i don’t believe
Unless it's your first time, i think you could always skip the cutscenes.
not for me
Strange. That has to be annoying.
Anubody wana make money i am level 8
it is
oh wow u got this for christmas?
Yes
guys i need a car fastest than the banshee gts
A banshee with hsw upgrades then
Itali gto stinger is my favorite personally.
yea i got it eventually
which heist
The one where you get like the big pay out for completing them all
4 hours
Maybe 8 hours if you have a solid team.
8? 😭
Damn that’s looong
@faint spearLOL DO You know how many heist we have
5 heists, 4 teammates, can't die once, hard mode, atleast 3-5 hours
Would you guys say it’s the best way to make money?
u can do it in 6 hourst without fail
5 hours might be world record pace.
which is nearly impossible
5 6 heist in appartment 3 from dd cayo and casino 10 heist we have
Imagine if Darkviperup tried speedrunning
in hard mode without dying
I think for most people the driving and loading screens make it way longer.
If you're pro then 5 is doable.
The brain trophy lowk fire
It took me more than 8 hours the first time to do all 5 original heists with random players lol...
always chinese ones
Don't understand what you mean but if it's not something nice, I wouldn't go there
they get everyworld record
hey
it means chiness people have natural talent for getting world records
yeah yeah ı meant that
!lfg
@grand haven, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
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Casino: #ps4|casino-lfg
Old Heist: #ps4|old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #ps4|vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #ps4|other-lfg
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There should be a channel for looking for money 
Bruh, im 3rd for Dre warpless console
They barely beat my time with the ability to skip cutscenes
I didn't 
How is this possible
@faint spear mate
Does dr dre replay glitch still works? And how many times should i do it per day to not get banned or something.
Anydownside to migrating my legacy acc to
enhanced?
what are you doing it for
No that glitched has been patched
Two question abt cayo perico plz
1- is it not possible for 2 paintings to spawn inside the office? (Cuz I haven’t seen that in years)
2- what’s the best secondary loot of cayo perico in order? What should I proratize
nope
1 is possible, ive had it happen
Monie. Cash for mansion. ;-;
- Yes it is possible
- Gold > coke > paint > weed > cash
why not just run bogdan
2 painting do spawn. I had a solo done like that, in the office in compund.
After gold, the best loot is cocaine
What's bogdan. Don't have bogdan
Ok tysm <3
Bogdan is a nickname for the act 2 finale
I just did the impossible
buy a facility every run is 1.5m i think only takes like 10 minutes under each run
I didn't pass out after taking a Macbeth shot
Then it wasn't impossible
huh
Some guy on tbe other channel says i cant talk about cayo glitch. Wth.
This is something a person who is level 8000 would say.
Lmao
wdym
I mean, prove me wrong 
Damn. So the bogdan one still works but the dr dre is patched?
did i say something wrong
yea bogdan still works
How the fuck can u earn 1.5 mil from a facility in 10 min
Bogdan replay
the heist doesn’t take long at all
10 min? U for real?
I made mad cash back in 2020 doing it before I went "legit"
how replay can fixed
Yes but u need 2 players
What businesses/Cars should i buy, i got 4mil
yea i think somewhere around that
I have Bogdan
if u do it for so long u can do even less then that
bought the mansion what do i do now kinda bored
U telling me doomsday act 1,2,3 all can be done in 10 min
I run it everyday
have you never ran bogdan.
no bro
Can go faster if you dont go near to avenger in the finale till your team is done being in the sub
js act 2 finale
did they remove freeroam chat in enhanced?
when you do bogdan you close app towards the end
Never was in enhanced to begin with
so you’ll still have it when you load back in
Let’s run it
The only legit way and easy way to make a million is cayo perico
what a bad decision
or bogdan
can someone do the facility final act with me with the glitch
Wrong bro
it’s really easy man
Well i guess Rockstar decided to so that
Bogdan is the best
For he cluckin bell farm raid. To get the bonuses do I have to do all the missions with someone in my CEO? Or just the last one?
@faint spear check dm
one of you just sits while the other shoots in the sub then you fly the avenger pretty easy
js do the finale alone
for leader bonus
Just bought second mention working on the third one
nice
doesnt matter aslong as ur hosting a cluckin bell finale and joining a cluckin bell finale
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yo guys if i want to do the mastermind with apartment heist with lester but i have already done 2 heists, do i just cancel the heist and replay it and it works right?
How about the other bonus ?
yes
ty
are you reporting me??
js join someone when they doing the finale
worked for me
you had me worried for a second
Ohh I thought you had to be in their CEO
i didnt get the second bonus tho but they did say it takes 72 hours so ya
Im confused 
thought i was in trouble
No?
I have Bogdan heist I’m willing to show you guys how it works
Idk why you would be
just making sure that’s all
Haven't done anything
i was in there ceo too
As far as I know 
guys i bought a facility but i dont have someone to play with
Free 1.5 million for someone lol
find friends
show that one guy claiming the other was better
what does this mean
I wouldn't report a user as a mod using our own Modmail bot
Idk
i thought that was protocol
where?
lfg
how do i get the cool colored name
If you guys wanna report someone yeah, using Modmail is technically protocol for you but not for us mods
wdym us mods
yo
I am a mod
he’s a mod remember
hi a mod
oh
how do i claim the free 500k by connecting this
how long did it take you
"Us mods" is referring to me, Tryka Duviet ect
connecting what
discord to gta
is that your name? and how long did it take you
since when do u get money for that
idk
I applied back in July, was approved in Sept
6️⃣7️⃣
u dont i think
its something i saw
where bro
that’s like a couple months
idk thats why im asking
To claim the free 500k, you need to link your Social Club account to your Discord account here. Then use the /claim command in the OFFICIAL Rockstar Discord server (#gta-online message, then https://discord.com/channels/618327687701725194/1445095873288601670) and it will be deposited into your account within 72 hours.
WHAT THE FUCK WHY DID I NOY KNOW THIS
Omg, she is becoming lester
I just dont do the !claim command as ppl just do it after I do it
And even then
They still say "still didnt get it"
!claem
Should update this rq
!clam
!clem
!cliam
!liam
!iam
Chill before u lot are warned for shitposting
Where to shitpost? In #memes-and-shitposting ?
Yes
there is always a reason...
im playing since a long time and i lost a lot of things like some garage wehicles and more how can i do
ill tell you in dm what i said
I got timed once for a lenny face which was really silly imo
i did it too
lol
thanks for letting meknow bro
ur on xb1💔
yea and
im on series s
oh
yah
cant we still run that?
I checked the bogdan glitch and it seems that it needs a friend, facility, avenger and some other things which I don't. ;-; unfortunately dr dre glitch doesn't work anymore seems like I need to make friends and cash before doing the bogdan glitch
uhh i dont think so?
can we try?
u have the xb1 version right
i would help bbut your on computer
i have the series s version idk if it works
yes
I claimed 
I also claimed :3
your welcome everyone
Yippeee
yeah idk think it works gng
where do i claim the money btw
it’ll be deposited into ur acc within 72 hours
I just beat a jet with mgs on mk2 is that tuff
How much money overall in best scenario is in casino?
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
yea man
Guys how many hours to source a FULL big special cago
some want play gta online?
Wait what? you can source it with multiple people?
How? I didn't even know you can source with multiple people lol
invite them to your ceo or mc and start a source mission
any up for fun?
Guys i just want to warn anyone if u guy named faze_21 ever text u that he can get you money do not accept,my friend told me that he promised him for 10€ 10 mil in game he sent the 10€ and he demended a nother 15€ for not get the accaunt hack,and showed no thing,to make it sure,that its not a scam and after s lot of arguing he sent a video of how he sends it on maze bank,like there is no way he can send 10 mill trugh ingame,so yeh dont fall for it guys okay,my dude sucked it bad
Once again the name is faze_21 thanks for listening to me,thats all i wanted
Oh damn this changed my whole experience
dm @pallid plover and report
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??
I will start now
anyone xbox one player
this is a crazy question iwl
wanna play golf
OKAY but first help me completing some of AGENCY missions
Why does no one play tennis on ts anymore 😭🙏
do anyone know when the nightclubs are getting a bonus?
cause it sucks, just like darts and stuff 😔
cuz golf is legit the best
yeah but crossplatform won't work here
And Will put min. wage
I just switched to enhanced hoping to get a free hsw upgrade.. I even got a message from hoow , but when ii go ls car meet, it's asking to pay
Lol
Do mission to get it free
What mission?
yoo
ya will be able to play right now? help will be appreciated...
I don't see H in map
Banshee can win any race, hmm okay
Then I don't see the point of any other hsw vehicle
banshee doesn’t turn as well as niobe and some other fast cars
you will need good turning for races
Hey guys
ig for that its cool
Hi i need help in a heist pls 🙂
id use hakouchou drag
Sure I’m down , which one
Prisn break plane
I love the drag 
I sure at that but sure we can try
wsg hope ur holiday was well
You only race at the airport
Hope ur day was well then
Mb
I'm still sick but fuck it it was fine ty
Played some GTA watched basketball
I think I caught a cold from a party 🙄
Škoda ❤️🔥
I haven't played a racing game in a min
Ikr 🥲 ppl don't wear them anymore just bc COVID gone but like we still sick ppl mask up
am I autism why is there no weekly update
Well COVID ain't gone but ykwim
Perfection
Because of the holidays
I only listen to Travis Scott in GTA anymore tbh
It already happened in Tuesday, don't ask me why
Next ebent week is probably on new years day 
That's when new cars release? 
current bonus r for 3 weeks, team is on holidays and stuff
A week later, actually
Everything now lasts until jan 7
aight thanks
does everyone just play solo anymore?
Well, not everyone but almost everyone
Guh tyyy
It becomes a habit cause of modders
does the toreador already come with missiles and guns
does a bear poo in the woods
probably
I hope so
rs
guys is the casino heist still bugged?
I mean the tunnel where you have to cap the fps
there r workarounds though...
wdym
Having a normal car is boring af
for every bug that happens there quite often there r ways to work through...like capping fps for the mantrap as u said
!mantrap
There is an on-going bug affecting PC only where the Casino Heist will kick players after reaching the mantrap tunnel.
You can prevent yourself from being kicked by going to Settings > Graphics then set VSync to Half and enable 60Hz refresh rate. This will enable a 30fps cap which prevents the bug from happening.
Note: All players must use the following graphics settings to cap their fps to 30
You can also use apps like RTSS (RivaTuner Statistics Server) to setup a hotkey to cap GTA5.exe to 30fps.
Alternatively, the bug seems less likely to happen when there are more than 2 players in the heist.
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Only real vehicle people got f1s on their cars

Cz
hope everyone is doing good
add psn MissAnaira_TTV I wont be on this weekend cause I'm busy but I'll lyk
i wish i could play with anaira 😭
You
Wish to santa
Omg hi pinkie! I'm going back to bed but hope you're doing great too 
sleep well xoxo
Thank u lovely 
And also SAME

I might have to get PC just to play with 
I have 
I got my mk5 from you 
LOL oh yeah that did take a lil

I'm retired as a law abiding citizen now 
i found Cheater in gta enhanced wtf, he was teleporting to me and killing me with god mode tf
I just went to buy some herbs, my plug gave me a scarf as a Christmas gift 
It would be fun 
W plug
change sessions
What scarf and where is the NPC

Lmfaooo mfk in amsterdam, he a real one 

LMAO GTA Amsterdam would go fuckin hard
Imagine brooooo… damn that would go crazy
U will have fog 24/7 gl with mc plane missions
Lemme go to bed y'all cracking me up lmao
when i kill npcs i laugh and giggle maniacally
Sleep is for the weak
Didn't remember that bunker was free
I think u have problems bro
Then I must be a damsel in distress
my fav thing abt crashing into someone from behind in gta is hearing their head on the wheel making the horn go HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK
I can save u, but it aint free
Brother, u have some issues
I can have u save me, but there is a saving fee
i'll save u for free and i'll treat u to dinner after
Hm we talking and whats the reward
Deal
suck it earth died
Sry offer redeemed
I don’t wanna suck nothing u have bro 
this is so weird
too much detail
I don't even care if it's up n atom burger
not... not a kink..... it isn't sexual
can everyone just die already
It isn’t “yet”
Yeah I'm going to bed gn 
no girl ur getting a ponsonbys shopping trip AND a dove star restaurant
🥹💝 my hero
Get her a happy meal
i don't wanna hang out with a soul that wants to take advantage of a naked lady who almost drowned
Supp
hi forgotten
I don’t remember u, looks like u been forgotten 
Because everyone’s different which is why there’s like 50 country’s where we have our own rules lmao
150 sounds like a lot
195, get good bro
can someone put a bag over westwine's head
Oh Wsp
🤢🤮
Sounds like its not my problem
Yo I’m curious ab sum
Damn pinkie the savage
guys what's a country? the only place i know is los santos
Does wine taste better when it’s aged a couple years or is it like better now
Piece of land on earth
Like aged wine vs current wine
wtf is wrong w u
Where is gun van now? Plss
How long would you have to age it to
U sound like my ex
hello , no weekly update this week?
No
Prob not
Where is gun van now? Plss
She loved them Dinner dates
It should show up in free roam
okay thanks @plush jolt @sharp dome
Is gold as good as diamonds for diamond casino heist?
What's that?
what do i need to do to accsess diamond casino heist?
Buy arcade
@sterile tulip ok
First buy an arcade then set it up
Since it’s ur first heist ur actor is gonna be was by default which sucks
how much is arcade
10,000,000,000,000
Idk but get the one near the Garment factory that’s the arcade everyone chooses since it’s relatively close to the diamond casino
it's 10,000,000,000,000
that the cheapest?
Lmaooo
I would take bribes as a admin bro
I remember back then in the earlier days of gta online when business were cheaper in convenient locations
!gv
girl GO TO BED 😭😭😭
Hey guys what is the easiest map for beating survival?(old ones)
Already am
HELP I was looking at profile decors
now idk which one I want that looks the most PRB themed LMAOOO
PRB?
All the bribe money goes to vodka and hoes 
Lmaooo like ur lil anime pic
Princess Robot Bubblegum deserves a profile decor 
when is the next weekly update??
LOL YES
.
All slavic people are based brodi, we build different
Didn't u went to sleep
cat ears
darling, now you're just spamming. if you didn't get an answer before, you definitely won't get one just sending periods
Don’t forget the mental problems
i was thinking this too!!!!
Oops I meant the profile decor not the profile picture decor hehe 
Use Google or another channel bro
Been drinking since i was young didn’t do shit
Maybe
Do you remember me 
oops lol
vaguely :) hiii how r u
I can't ever look as good as yours!
I sleep with a vodka bottle under my pillow, does that make me an alcoholic ?
so true, the artist for my pfp is amazing 😭😭 i love their work sm
Vaguely 
i could draw ur gta lady
im always stoned 😭😭😭
We mentally challenged
GASP. idek how she would look!!
Fair, that makes it better
if u send me a pic of ur fav outfit or smth i can draw her in it :)
I live like im speedrunning life bro 
i live mostly bedridden
Are you serious? OMG thank you! Your shitty help is so good. Do you really feel smart? Thanks for your help, i beat the survival yeay.
i live a slow life
:O wow tysm pinkie! <3 I'll have to make one 
I am honored!
You can just yes or no
Hope it gets better soon 
ofc, ur so sweet and u liked my art so i'd love to draw u :)
it's good :) i like living slow
Man chill bro we don’t know everything, Google could answer your question better then us or another channel maybe
yeah no need to be rude
Enjoying all the little things in life, like a nutella sandwich
AWW omg I'm gonna cry
this is better than any gift I've gotten this year thank u
i love nutella
just send me ur fav outfit whenever 💖💖💖
!gta
Please keep the chatter relevant to GTA and refrain from spamming or LFGing.
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There are these small Nutella cookies I eat like almost bite size
Got u! <3 :)
Alr that's enough
Nutella is good, i have to restrain myself or ill eat the whole jar
Is there strictness for modding nowadays? I don't see the 15M heists and anything now...?
Always was ?
My mom used to make my sister Nutella toast for breakfast. She’s a picky eater lmao
thats good that its gone
I mean nuh...
Check tos
oh yeah, it's pretty strict. you can find it if you look for it but you're not gonna see it in text channels
Yeah some warm toast with melted nutella is amazing
so what is the payout for diamond casino
Who on Xbox wan play
@fossil forge, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Cayo Perico: #xb1|cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #xb1|casino-lfg
Old Heist: #xb1|old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #xb1|vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #xb1|other-lfg
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Imagine playing gta
whats the payout for casino
$5
bfr
Sold
i am!!!!
Make a group host on Xbox for gta
or just use lfg omfg y'all 😭😭
depends on loot and mode type
normal mode?
yeah it could be $5-$10
what target
wdym
Yh but you could find players wisher using Group host
what target
idk
bro
It depends on the score you get
idk the payout then
you'll get above 0
yeah, $5 like i said
2$
say swr
swr?
swr it’s like 4$ payout
lowest I got was 80k and highest was 3.68m
ohhh

80k???
So the scores you can get are:
- cash
- art
- gold
- diamonds(limited time events)
thats not alot
Worthhhh
what if i get cash, art and gold
you can’t get all
lol you can only get one
which one of the three pay the most
gtg bye yall
byeeee
Gold prob
bye vye
art is best for 2 players, gold best for 3 and diamonds also for 3
zaya ur so knowledgable
but which one will get me the most money
omfg 😭😭😭
Just run cayo at that point
diamonds would get you most
am grinding for the mansion bro
very very knowledgeable

I want a combat pistol mk2 that turns the Combat Pistol into a USP
rn i only have 1.5 mill
i admire knowledgable ppl :D

...
:p
i don't know much abt gta tbh i spend most my time dicking around



