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bro what…
Mansions update in your local time: <t:1765360800:F>
I’m gonna take my pills
The sweat in yo booty
use whatever you want personally but factually the mk2 is just better
I actually can't with this channel
11pm, sigh
Fuck the MK2, all my homies love the tula
i just send that same msg under 2 mins ago 😭
How do i get scuba gear for Cayo so I don't drown when accessing the drainage tunnel?
and plus toreador can really dick an mk2 down
mb yo didn't know
give me the armored fancy heli.... forgot the name
left d pad for rebreather
why isnt the shark in gta online
Why is that even a question do u wanna do things with the shark
Not for cayo preps. You have to get out of the kosatka, go to the beach, call it, then after you do your mission you have to land it on the sub and hope it doesn't fall, and after that you use it just like the sparrow. It's close but not better
it... is... just need to go deep into the ocean
thats between me and the shark
"wouldn't you like to know" ahh
well send me the vid so I can goon
Mk2 is better for Cayo preps. Sparrow is useful for the first initial setup though just to fly off the sub
it aint there chief
if you’re doing all that then yes the sparrow is quicker… or you can do it the quicker way like landing on the nose of the sub or job warping which makes the mk2 faster for preps
im gonna pretend like i did not reat that
you did not go there in under a minute lol
who can help me master the scramjet
When the update dropping tmr?
I been to the depths
Mansions update in your local time: <t:1765360800:F>
with a car
apparentally not... they take a bit to spawn
Oh 8 hours gg
joji really tryna get into that shark
obviously wouldnt with a damn car... you gotta be swimming
Consider the following: instead of landing the sparrow in the sub, crash the sparrow into the water beside the kosatka so you don't have to waste time with the elevator animation 
why are we speedrunning the speedrun strat ?
There are not one but two cars that can operate as a submarine
and someone got a warning lol
I need friend to make money, I only have 1.7 million:(
who cars
Shut
love ya too buddy lmao

if it makes you feel better, i got 200k lol
I got 20m and even that ain’t too much
Speedrunning? Gamer this is a peak braindead laziness strat
Will get me a mansion at best
when will snow come
Should I grind tomorrow using my special cargo to save up money for the mansion?
That's what i said? Land it on the sub. You still lose some time with that when the sparrow is just as fast
I will do no such thing
Can we play bro? I want to buy flying car
Pls someone
lmao, true
Yo guys is the grape seed arcade good or nah
you lose more time taking the sparrow in and out lmao
I searched it in Google, the AI overview says it’s trash
Don't get an arcade outside of the city
im only level 30, dont got much... plus, you can have a look on lfg channels to help you out
That’s kind of weird since all of my business is around the Alamo sea/route 68
How so? You go through the same loading screen
Hello
Most of my businesses ARE outside the city though
oof
you’re running further with longer cutscenes
The casino finale isn't outside the city though
Theres no info on what will be on discount <t:1765360800:R> right?
I hate when I sell my cargo
Sparrow has the extra cutscene of being loaded into the submarine
Gives me nothing to do
A simple 4 mile drive to Los santos isn’t that bad yk
Onlyfans
Majority of the preps you do also take place in the city
and if you’re job warping you don’t even leave the sub and your mk2 will spawn right next to you
Cayo/ Dr Dre and yacht missions if u alr got one
So you have to make that drive over and over
Soo. Your saying I should add an expection for the arcade. And put it inside the city?
Hey goofy goobers!
The cheapest one in the city isn’t that much more expensive then the completely terrible ones in the country
Well MCT is fucked i guess
True i forgot about that, but the sparrow is faster in top speed which i believe compensates it (or even if the mk2 is faster, it's probably just 5 minutes faster in an entire heist)
Also having to land and take off in the sparrow takes way longer than the Mk2
Ain’t about the price unfortunately
What should I do for grinding I have special cargo and Kosatka with a cayo heist ready to go that also has a panther statue. Is there anything else I should be grinding for money?
I need a damn hacker for casino, how fun
well you’re wrong
Can someone add me in rp sever
I’m trying to manage that MCT as hard as I can
About what
The Sparrow has a higher top speed yes but it doesn’t even reach its top speed for any of the Cayo preps.
Well if you aren’t caring about the price why buy the worst ones
way better to just change your stuff to the city, easier but will cost more
faster top speed doesn’t compensate
Not for MC businesses
Yeah I have the grapeseed document office and the cociane lockup in Alamo sea
Folding the wings on the MK2 just makes it better to use
I ain’t switching nothing lmao. Guess I’ll make an expection for the arcades
The best locations for the mc businesses just happen to be the cheapest
Should have the nightclub with all the mc businesses for the background money and the arcade that’s about it
theres anyone that actually do mc stuff ? 
How would yall rate the vinewood arcade?
Is it ever going to snow
just coke meth and cash
Which group is the Xbox series or next gen console players?
It's probably just 5 minutes faster in a whole heist anyway
Still in the city. Most northern arcade in Los santos. And still managing the MCT fairly well
Hey first time here i want ti have fun can anyone help me
i hope not.... i dont want to play with snow until march
The vinewood arcade is actually the best one
i mean 5 minutes faster is pretty substantial especially for how short cayo is lmao
Well there you have it I gotta save up 2.5 million
So have special cargo warehouse and kosatka
A whole cayo is like 45-50 minutes, it's not THAT much
I still run the other two in the nightclub aswell because I cba to sell my nc all the time
i think the entry and exit from the kosatka is a considerable plus for me with the sparrow
is gta+ diamonds in the casino heist extended to today or nah
Videogeddon in la mesa or whatever is the second best option, but you said price is no factor so
even if it’s taking you more than 30 mins to do it 5 minutes is still alot
But 2.5 million is a bit too much lmao
From what I can gather. Grapeseed arcade can make preps easily griefed?
Or is it about the distance?
Anyone knows where to join a session with voice chat enabled?
Play in invite only for heist preps. No reason not to.
I don’t think I have enough to afford all the mc businesse
I wish i could just put my character inside one of those missile silos of the kosatka and launch myself to my destination
Full Cannon-Man Circus Style
Realistically it’s not that much faster but once you have the Mk2 there’s no reason to use the Sparrow over it for Cayo preps
It's primarily a distance thing.
Public lobby bonus though?
Just makes them longer and more tedious I don’t even help if the arcade is in the country
For heist preps?
You don't get paid for those
Can someone add me to rp discord please ps5
Wait right
Like this if you think it’s cool:
Start a new character Jan 1st then play online till the new release of gta 6
Okay
Yeah my friend so happens to be a big car guy that REALLY loves driving
And will help with the preps
Still, it's wasted time, and time is money
im so close bro
I just reinstalled windows
Wise words
Cause I'm a redacted
But we all agree the Paleto bay arcade is ass
everything in paleto bay is ass
Will make even the biggest car lover tap out
Plus you still get plenty of opportunity for driving about in the city, and turning is infinitely more interesting than driving in a straight line for 5 miles
the only things you should have outside the city are coke meth and cash since you only want the cheapest ones to feed businesses
I certainly prefer driving in a straight line. And no I’m not trying to be stubborn I’m just answering honestly
i like the house there, if only it was a 10 car garage i wouldve kept it
Wasn't gonna say anything about it
Great
I wanna live in an ufo.
i just mean business wise that have options for city and blaine county
Flying saucers are more fun
If distance is the only factor I might as well get the Paleto bay arcade but that would fuck up the MCT so grapeseed is the good choice. I’ll tell yall how it goes
hangar too of course
I really value MCT btw
is the raiju worth the cash or should i just buy a rogue


Next ufo event, ill ask the inhabitant aliens to sell me one of their apartments
MCT is valuable until you realize you can just lobby switch to Bunker/Nightclub via spawn location
buy ultralight
rogue is obsolete outside of flying for fun
If you insist on having an arcade outside of the city, do yourself a favor and pick grapeseed
You seem to be really intelligent about the game. Here’s another question. Is buying the Alamo sea cocaine lockup the right choice?
idk im considering a seabreeze too
being real tho just get a hydra if its hr first jet
ease of use, spawn and quantity
Wonder how much mansion will cost.
Ill probably still prefer maze bank. Its highest in downtown.
The cheapest options for the MC businesses fortunately are also the best location wise
I’m anti Los santos btw. That shit is griefer land
I want the gooch skin
5 trillion dollars

Again, invite only sessions are your friend
Oh good not a problem
For heist preps
Ikr they should’ve made them more expensive
Not bunker sales. I’d really love that bonus
I just do invite only in general
Clearly you never been to Legacy public
Even though my fucking bunker is in Paleto forest and I don’t have the cash to change
and cheap
wait until you find out you’ll be selling to los santos and it’ll be 10x worse cause you’re closer griefers
I would kill for a route 68 bunker. Right next to my clubhouse
I'd rather get a good amount of money than risk losing all of that money, even if I have extra rewards
What’s the bonus anyway? How does it work
My bunker is actually under your clubhouse mate
Lucky bastard
My bunker is inside your home

I always risk it, I maximize profit where I can.
guys when is the snow
25th of December. I think?
To each their own; that's not my style
Don’t remind me…

Anyone have a pure black crew I can join
why
Yeah but, my clubhouse is in paleto

invite only sellers when ghost organization, off the radar, DEFENDING yourself exist
The heck?
I hate snow in this game…
No one replied to me there, also Im level 30
are you just the opposite of my bunker and clubhouse locations
its pretty
My bunker is in Paleto forest
My clubhouse is in route 68
I'd rather not open myself to the possibility in the first place
yeah... it takes a bit
Makes it painful to drive. Especially if I’m racing someone
Only if you find it antagonizing
Anyone have a pure black crew I can join
there’s virtually 0 possibility as long as you’re not an idiot
Make one yourself it’s not hard
I operate on Murphy's law big man
pure black... paint ?...
Hoping In GTA 6 they continue the legacy of the mk2 oppressor and make more oppressors and hopefully not stay away from vehicles like the mk2 oppressor
Please tell me you can do ghost organization as an MC president
Yeah
its ok
Modded black is probably what he’s talking abt
Not entirely true, you need access to a desktop browswer, phone / console won't work
when is the update?
I don't care that the chance is allegedly low. If the chance is higher than zero, I'll avoid it if I can
oh okay, phew... that sounded like something else
Boo harry potter bike
How to do off the radar though?
I didn’t find that hard but I guess some people don’t have access to that.
Where’s the option for that
Call lester
im so close bro i have 18.6
Defending yourself against an upgraded MK2. While you’re in a military truck. Boy please
I never said it was hard, because truthfully its very easy, some people just don't have to tools to do it
I have a modded black crew color but I’m not accepting anyone to my crew.
Is there I should do before update rolls out?
Thanks my man
Money
Hes always off radar
when can we buy the stripclub
Have 200 mil already
i mean i could just say the same thing to selling in invite lobbies, game could crash, lose control and end up in water etc
What else
Anyone know what time the update is coming out
5:00 am EST
That's also possible in public lobbies so that's a redundant argument
most sale vehicles have anti lock on + a well timed sticky bomb is more than enough for that
Also if the game crashes I won't lose the sale, and if I crash the vehicle that's entirely on me
what properties have imani tech upgrade?
agency
Agency
exactly so why wouldn’t you take more money
only agency i can get missile jammer?
yeah
This man. No one seems to notice this. One more ie time runs out
And only a few vehicles if i remember right
I did mention I don't want to be blown up by other places right? I think I mentioned that already 
i can help u if u want buddy
selling on public lobbies is just pain
Missle jammer used to be super rare in cars.
Does anyone have a crew with pure black paint?
Bro read
?
We’ve already answered you
Is there no channel for beginners like me to play together? Those lfg channels ignore me, maybe because I'm still level 30 🙁
I sell in public lobbies lol especially nightclub. And acid lab alternatively(1 time in public then in inv then public)
well you could just defend yourself, go ghost and off the radar. plus all i did was use your own logic against you. if anything that can go wrong will go wrong why won’t it go wrong in an invite only lobby too?
"but the chance of that is l-" Murphy's law. I don't care how low the chance supposedly is. It isn't zero and it's optional, so I'll be avoiding it, thanks.
Need ppl for casino heist 2 or 3
I don’t have a computer and anything I’ve tried doesn’t work
my man 
I do it all the time no issues. Maybe it’s a pc issue
GL then
I mean tbf the chances of someone pulling up in a Raiju and blowing your NC vehicle to bits is astronomically higher than you randomly driving into the water or something in an invite lobby
i get griefed by just existing and being low level, its like vultures on a carcass
Ya modders in PC. Though I love rush in public lobby
Is this the "which console is most griefiest" convo time? Cause it aint pc.
Also, if I drive into a pool, it is squarely my fault and nobody else's
i havent run into a single lobby with modders
does your murphy’s law not apply to invite only lobbies then?
Depends on what sale mission is. Nightclub has mines which are helpful
this whole time i’ve been on 30 fps 😭😭😭
Yeah if you fuck up a sale in an invite lobby you pretty much have to go out of your way to, which is fully in your own control. Not so much in a public lobby
i never knew there was performance mode
Lol.
im on performance and i play on 40 lol
Nice mine is 20-25 fps
And that too in 900p
sell em
Selling it
wait so what’s the difference between performance rt and performance
as you say yourself the chance is never 0 therefore there is still a chance of unsuccessful sales in invite only lobbies as well as public lobbies, so using tools to protect yourself why wouldn’t you choose the more lucrative option
I apply Murphy's law to variables that I can directly control my exposure to
oh i thought you couldn’t sell bikes
idk... that might be console thing
where can i do that
oh, destroy them
why do u want to get rid of them
Because the risk is higher
and optional
they dont take garage space i believe
If not insured then u can destroy them
because they appear when i call my mechanic
and im bad at remembering names
i thought you didn’t care about the chance?
what could make you lose your sale on invite only lobby tho 
Time runs out
H2O
Put bikes in their own garage
Or u go to water
I said I didn't care how high or low that the chance supposedly was, just that it wasn't zero. I didn't say I didn't care about the chances at all
disconnections is probably the most common
there is no way someone is that careless
You could like drive into the water or get the vehicle stuck in a crevice and you don’t have an Up n Atomizer. But those chances are pretty minuscule
been there done that
And you’d have to be pretty abhorrently dogshit at driving for that to happen

i mean is that not the same thing in context
You don't lose much of anything if you disconnect during a sale, in fact that's recommended procedure if shit goes sideways
im destroying the bike but it’s appearing back in my garage
Disconnection will lose just a little of it. Time running out and water destroys whole
No, it isn't
very rare... i have freezes and stutters cause my pc aint the best but disconnections on invite only ? that is a rare thing
Can someone help me 1sec?
either way public selling is just way better
if the bike is insured can i not get rid of it
yes... even me, i know that my car can do that curve at high speed but i am not taking the risk lmao
if you’re unable to protect your sale then that’s just a skill issue
Anyone with a next gen console that can help me do the prison break set up?
Risk is higher, and the risk is optional, case closed, full stop. I don't know how this is even an arguable point
There’s not really much you can do when a Raiju pulls up and deletes your sell vehicle in a few seconds.
level 30 with no way to protect himself against a level 793 on a mk2 coming from hell knows just to blow him up and go away... how can i even protect myself 😭
Homing missiles aren’t even a huge threat it’s mainly explosive MGs
if you’d rather lose a sale for every 2 you make to stay 99% safe in an invite only lobby compared to 99% safe in a public lobby then idk
You won’t be able to play with them if you aren’t on the same console
which is why you use ghost and otr
i got pink diamond twice in a row, damn
thats console lobbies, pc lobbies are not the same
cayo ?
nearly every sale mission can be finished before you run out of ghost and otr
yep
motivated griefers will find u
Yeah ghost org is the only option really but that has nothing to do with a skill issue or anything it’s just pressing a few buttons to hide yourself
do you perchance got GTA+ ?
they know the routes
nope
the thats luck, well done
Hide under bridges
how long is the yacht promo going on for or whatever it’s called?
Fighting back is an option
Might last till Thursday reset
alr
bonuses ? i would give a few hrs at best
tbh sell vehicles shud have a lock-on jammer atleast ngl
id say just in general if you can’t do public lobby sales by yourself successfully that’s a skill issue
absolute truth nuke
they do
Sounds like cargo destroyer propaganda ngl
True , acid lab bike should have it
As someone who regularly sells in online lobbies I agree with this with my own experiences.
idont think so
this ^^^
they infact, do not
they do though
Pretty easy to kill someone before they even get a chance to hide under a bridge
acid lab bike doesnt have, ups truck doesnt have, insurgent doesnt have
Depends on what sell it is.
maybe if you paid for it, sure
Like the “skill issue” argument goes both ways
otherwise, no
i mean doing mc business sales you deserve to be griefed
If you somehow can’t blow up a big ass Pounder Custom before it gets under a bridge or something then that’s just a skill issue
Thats not true. U r driving a vehicle and have a time limit and some MF comes in mk2 or jet and destroys you. And multiple people can come too
if i follow your idea, any sale should be griefed
Even with the Acid Lab bike just launch a few homing missiles and the splash damage will kill the driver
It’s also crazy to sell mc business stuff solo. Take acid lab or nightclub for example. If that shit gets greifed it’s a skill issue.
does it give extra money to do them in pubs or something?
i think 50% bonus on lobby with 20 ppl
but they won’t know where you are as long as you’re using ghost and otr so no they won’t come and blow you up
explain
I have never been greifed with my acid sells in the hundred+ times I’ve done them. Not even once.
MC businesses yeah just shouldn’t be sold in public unless you get the singular truck mission.
Ya 2% bonus per non associate player
When does the dlc release someone give me a timestamp
Ghost is only for 3 min.
wow i need that
sales give money, yes ? why would you choose to grief a person that just joined and are trying to make money (ppl under level 100) cause they are making any type of sale ?....
you have about 5 mins in total off the radar which is plenty time to get your sale done
bro i’ve been playing gta on default settings this whole time i been missing out
Not everyone is good in PvP. Some have low end PC so suffer from low fps or r beginners
Aim assist -> full
Off radar dont hide your cargo
i know your pain
idk why would you? i’m not a griefer lmao
yes it does
i’m on it
If you say so
It doesn't
isnt ghost the only thing that hides cargo
finally don’t have to spam to run too
Ya
then why do you have that mentality ?... ppl doing sales should be left doing their own thing... theres basically no reward to destroying cargo
Off radar is extremely inconsistent with whether it does or doesn’t
bro what
ghost hides it when you’re not in it, otr hides it when you’re in it
I’ve tested it and sometimes it does and sometimes it doesn’t
what setting is that to not spam x
you're not going to get what they were going to get for THAT sale, no matter if it was 20k on sales or 2 mil on sales
Griefers get paid in tears
hold to sprint
Or be in 1st person
what mentality? what are you even talking about i’m not talking about griefing people
only thing is if u have it on u can’t walk anymore
griefers are the most brain dead people in gtao
But won't they just leave instantly to save their cargo so where is the tears
you literally said "if you're doing mc sales then you should be griefed"
No that’s Cayo replayers
hey any tips to make 6 million
Cargo griefers ya , other ones I dont mind them much
they just got a few screws loose
oh yeah lmao you should for doing that
Rockstar could just make people who sell cargo impossible to kill by other players but then you can kiss the high demand bonus goodbye. Which is something I enjoy quite a lot so I am honestly fine with the greifer concept being in the game. It imposes a risk and reward system and I have always found those systems enjoyable.
it’s not 2018 anymore mc businesses are hot ass cheeks
If you’re doing MC sell missions then you’re probably a masochist anyways so you might enjoy getting blown up
For everyone asking about businesses and money
Businesses:
beginner
-acidlab (150k/h)
-mc club house (300k/h)
-autoshop (750k/h)
mid game
-agency(900k/h)
-kosatka(800k/h)
-arcade(850k/h)
-mc businessses(45k-350k/h)
late game
-nightclub (170k/hr)
-ceo crates (150k-800k/hr)
-hanger (350k/h)
If they make cargo sellers vulnerable and no bonus than what point is there to selling in public lobbies whatsoever
Depending on how good this ai will boost productions we'll see
there’s already invite only sessions
Cmon don't be so mean to us. We have grinded so many times that it is no longer fun to do Intel mission again
not being able to kill should be applied to ppl under level 70 and such... cause its bs... you're already targeted for being a low level, and even more if you're trying to make a sale on anything
They aren't griefers but that's another argument entirely
There is none. Which is why the high demand bonus is my only argument as to why I am ok with greifers blowing cargo up.
That’s why I say it, not because your dumb but you yourselves say your brain dead from all the resets
Oppersor still worth it or what
Anyone’s excited to get a Mansion in Safehouse in the Hills
If that didn’t exist I would agree with all of you.
another day another desync
I want mine to have a tree
thank you rockstar for the lag
im excited for the cars only lol
word
Trophy room for me
Can you do the casino heist solo?
True but I hope its like in rdro where they can only be visible in minimap and not as whole
mk2 yes mk1 only for fun
I’m just going to be honest this is the last dlc I buy property for
No
Rip
Ohk
It’s gonna cost 15M I have 28M
thanks bro
That’s fine. They just won’t be able to obtain a bonus because they are not risking anything
Yoooooo ngl they might have patched the reply
Mines going to be glowing I have so many trophies
Yes if you have 2 consoles 
thatguystreaming
they can’t
Yo Rocco
I would love to do og heist solo
To do them in my own pace
Yeah but if you do it solo who’s gonna sit in the car with Lester while you run inside?
how much does a full bunker sell give without bonus?
1.1m
NPC
1.13m
and in profit? if u buy stock?
don’t sell full bunkers
“Someone” did and said they didn’t see the host but the host doesn’t have the heist and the host has to do setup for the first time in years
970k
I do but sell them with friends
why
I don't remember the last time I've sold a bunker or MC business
Emphasis on “someone”
and thats fine by them, they are still learning about the game and such, after that level they will learn that there is rewards for risking themselves and wil actually try, they will try to defend themselves and such, thus, making the game more fun and beginner friendly
buy 1 stock and sell when its done in a public lobby you’ll make 235k profit in 2 hours 20 mins always 1 sale vehicle
I assume what was for the guy above me
I have a bunker and all the MC businesses but never really used them
kinda become obsolete now
I haven’t consistently done MC businesses since like 2018
with all the heists
Mine are closed down
And even then I only ever did Coke
They can do that anyway tbf. You can sell in invite only.
True but not everyone has time for that but ya good for beginners
Yep made my 50 mill and 25 for bunker and never used them again
it’s passive
You can if you have a copy of gta5 embedded in your brain i think
the only work you’re doing is selling which you’d have to do either way
Just imagine 16million people with full document forgery for 2x event
The last time I spent a lot of time in a bunker was spending an afternoon fast-tracking research lmao
Getting raided every 2 weeks
yeah but if they are learning abt the game and such, they wont know that... specially if they came from games that dont really let you win money in servers/lobbies where is either invite only or just you
I grinder out the career progression
is bunker research worth
yes
I never gave a damn about career stuff
I mean they have to do sale mission every 2h 20 min . if full then only do them once in 11 hrs
alr
Do you want your cars to have missles?
Depends on what you want out of it
So lock the ability to sell in public lobbies until a certain level. Force low levels to only use invite only sessions.
A select few vehicles*
guaranteed 1 sale vehicle, takes 1-8 mins to sell
Im 60% done
ooor, tell them that can also do it in invite only and friend only lobbies IF they dont want to risk themselves
you don’t HAVE to sell every 2 hours 20 mins that’s just how long each batch of supplies takes to produce stock
True but have to do it often which us not fun. I hangout with others do PvP and all do like to do sale mission only once in few days
Once I finish all the achievement stuff my only income will be document forgery
What if you could supply and sell all of the MC businesses at once but the mission to do so was like stupid hard
If the mansions at bare minimum are gonna cost 20mil…imagine the rent 
Thats why I dont do mc business
*10 million
Rockstar’s version of “stupid hard” would be an hour long sell mission.
Even still
They are for nightclub only
well you can do that but 1 batch sales are better for money grinding
at what time will the update drop
Oh yeah true boat ride to and from cayo😭
In real time
Hmm thats true
Yes, and enemies that take half a box mag from a LMG to kill
A lot of people think because the creators got 20 millions the mansions will be 20 million which makes less that no sense
Isn’t that why we’re buying them? So we don’t gotta pay the rent
why ignore?
Oh no we rent all our businesses
You still gotta pay utilities gang
Dont discuss it lol. It is making me impatient too xd
all my takes on businesses are what’s factually the best way to use them for money
WE DO?
What the hell did I pay 5 million of my penthouse for
50 drop off points and 1 in every 3 give you a wanted level
Yeah canonically we own nothing
no i just wanna know the time so that i can be there. or is it not known?
You don't get free water and electricity just because you paid an assload of money on a home
Mortgage 💸
yo
Drug lords worth hundreds of millions owners of nothing
total utilities paid shouldve been a stat
Can’t wait for the mansion to bill me $100,000 a day
Im new to the server
btw i saved 42m and will do 2 more cayo rn. is that much money enough?
Ok that just isn't true
You have enough
Why don’t we just like hold the electricity center hostage or something we’re like a drug lord multi millionare
get at least 50 million
Ohk nice so how should beginners make money at start without cluckin bell
if you’re buying absolutely everything maxed out probably not
u dont gotta own everything day 1 get some sleep
okay then I gotta do some more random heists
no i gotta
This spending spree is gonna be so fun
addiction
shit how much i need
How much do y’all think the base mansion will cost though
me too gng
Is it possible that the new dlc will have a heist?
10m
reminder they gave influencers/media 20 million dollars to review this DLC, and yall are talking about is 50 million enough 😂
by getting cluckin bell
8-10 mil is my guess
How much u gonna spend in first day
10 or 12. 20 with upgrades
This isn't a new phenomenon gng
Yo 20 million dollars to make a video yo I gotta get on that I could retire
So how people earn before chop shop update
Does Michael being in a DLC suddenly cause memory loss or something
Fully maxxed mansion. And that new super car. I don’t know any other details but if they catch my eye will buy them too.
*20 in game
i’m not saying it is but obviously 20m is gonna get you near the max you can get for this new DLC, 50 is crazy work
First people forget what a teaser trailer is and then people forget what promotions are
778 228 0715
Alr boys im going to bed gonna sleep to wake up else buy the mansion and then go shovel snow
wouldnt know, i started way before that adn my new account started way after
update come out at 4 or 5am est?
Ohk , how much u saved?
Honestly 50 mil might be retirement money
5
WHEN IS DLC OUT TIMEEEEE TELL ME TIMEEEEE I CANT WAITTTTTTT
as a person who actually has memory loss, apparentally so
Mansions update in your local time: <t:1765360800:F>
-So we buy a franchise in securoserve (we have a boss)
-go partnership in agency (franklins our boss)
-pavel let’s us “use the sub”
-jodi tells us they used you money to set up there business
-Mc club you are a chapter member under the lost MC
- Ron thanks you for buying his hanger for him (got scammed)
- tony says if you invest in his nightclub he’ll give you special manager perks
3am pst yeah i can stay up 🥹
bro why is this so late
BASICALLy we own nothing
I have nothing to buy. I own everything I want in this game so I’ve just been stockpiling money for nearly a year now. I have 124-125 ish mil
time zones...
Awesome
for me its 7am lol
Dont we own the mckenzie
i meant why is it dropping like 7 hrs from now
just drop it alr
Guzman owns it we just work there
idk ?? ask R* not me...
Being a chapter member doesn't mean we don't own the properties we paid for, protect and operate
It’s really like funny
nobody is a boss of our characters, most characters actually refer to you as the boss
how do I ask them
i havent heard such stupid question in a long time
yall think the 1.6mil trade price + upgrades is worth it for the Sentinel GTS?
I’m pretty sure we bought it
you obviously cant 💀
is the update size confirmed?
Yeah
what's stupid about that
i dont think so
In cannon only raf, mutt, dax and our assistant call us boss
People did treasure hunts and begged to not get kicked in heists via quick jobs
AAAAAA
Sentinel gts with HSW is the fastest car in the game.
hes a business partner btw
then u do it for me
Cayo isn't letting me select the drainage tunnel as my infiltration even though I have it scouted
Banshee GTS is faster
Literally same
im not even gonna answer that, thats even more stupid
No it’s not. Don’t listen to me
“I run to e business you operate it”
And still be happy
||Have to make that joke xd||
What do I do? Why isn't it letting me pick it?
You must be 12
No I believe you now
Do we not own like the terrorbite or facility there’s gotta be something
NO
nope that's not true
I wish the social media ban was for all countries 😭
months or weeks
you can send emails to them and they wont respond if you're not a big content creator or someone that they have interest in
You got proof of this or
I could totally live in a terrorbite
Days
I’m gonna go check right now‼️
Holy true🥹
still a business partner
minutes
nanoseconds
I thought the gts was the banshee for a sec. Genuinely mb im tired
broski js got here ✌️
We don’t own the hanger then
hsw?
i haventplayed properly since xbox 360 so idk about ts
You don’t have it anyway you are on legacy.
a
haos special work, its for new gen/enhanced only
gg
im pretty sure its a co ownership or something
everything is co-owned
we don't fully own anything 😭
so enhanced gta is communistic
Ya and also for all no matter age. So we can live in peace
If we buy them acid lab from ammo nation does that mean we own it?
what does that mean
the weekly update drops 3 hrs earlier than this update is supposed to, that's why I was like why is it so late
Yes exactly what it sounds like
Can someone help me a Cayo question?
it wouldnt make sense for them to have to update the game 2 times, way easier to do one time
Bro I lost my bodgan
Crazy
How would I talk in #gta-online though
In fairness, it does provide us a degree of protection
Anyone 1v1 snipers only airport?
"bodgan" 🥀
they drop the update whenever they want to and whenever its more convenient for THEM

aura
@visual elbow, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Cayo Perico: #ps5|cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #ps5|casino-lfg
Old Heist: #ps5|old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #ps5|vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #ps5|other-lfg
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Pavel calls us capitane, sessanti and Franklin DONT give us a title, Lester calls us insulting names, tony calls us “my man” or “my friend” to sound hip, Paige tells us we are doing her a huge favour doing this for her
The pay walls will have pay walls in 6
"dogpan
"
shits harder to recuperate than a cayo
The bogdan solution 🌹
Dont know how man I hate the setups with a burning passion
that avenger setup still haunts me
Salvage hard drives
yeah obv do it 1 time only but why 3 hrs later than usual. it messes up with our schedules
"godfan" 
a dog made of pans or a pan made of dog ?
How does that prove anything at all
We can do that by using pigeons to send our message in groups
to this day
They literally dropped it in less than a week of the trailer, that’s pretty generous
Matt and Shane secret podcast etc they fly in
messes no one's schedule... no one should be waiting like that for a game to update
It proves that canonically we only have 4 people that call us boss
Did they drop the update yet
That's fairly normal, really
If only they could replicate that with gta6
Mansions update in your local time: <t:1765360800:F>
you do, i think youre getting mixed up with people that help run your businesses as owners of your businesses
Oh ok
Paige is terrorbite?
for once R* actually being nice lol
Yea
Tell that to this guy
more GTA V updates at the cost of forever delaying GTA VI
How to do that? I mean telling in local time of someone else?
why are you going to terrifically bite paige tho ?
What about the 6x6 if you buy it from ammonation
No they are gaining context
Yes I know, I read the message
apparentally is you get from a website... agent said that but i forgor
It was my payroll method for paying people who help me with business
Thats barely even a question of course im going to
I’m convinced that gta6 is a finished game. They just delay it to keep milking gta5.
Bro doubled down, I respect that
You KNOW BALL fr
fr lol, i will be impressed if that game actually drops and those werent just cgi trailers
Is there a way I can force the game to let me choose the drainage tunnel for my Cayo entrance, its not giving me the prep for the blow torch
it is finished techincally, theyrer fine tuning it to avoid a broken launch
LMFAO
Ohk can u tell me time in GMT?
So everyone can follow
Who told you that
did u scout it
Base-level-cynicism ball knowledge 
i doubt they were too lazy to start developing it until not long after rdr2 and are realising just hwo long its gonna take to make something better and even more realistic than gta v was for 2014
Yeah its in my info for the heist
Technically yes but I don’t consider a game finished until it goes golden
rockstar publically said it
Still ball knowledge
hard to tell cause that shows my time... you would need to look back at that msg and just remember the time... are you on pc tho ?
Marked as one of my infiltration points in the options but its not actually giving me the option
It’s because they are making 3 games at once
i recall having the same issue, i do not recall how i fixed it sadly
last gtao update
3 V protagonists + online protagonist do one last heist
we say “wow guess this is our grand theft auto five and online now featuring new 100 million dollar properties”
gtaVI releases a day later
Lmk
its 10AM GMT
Currently I am using mobile
Nah imagine believing a billion dollar company
oh wait someone told me wrong timing
Thks
Was lucky enough to meet Ned Luke at comic con, he was talking pretty candidly until people started recording him cool guy Steven Ogg not so much I gotta say
we should have you in charge
it's not 7 hrs from now, it drops in 6 hrs
So 3:30 pm of mine
that's better
W
Gta6 was confirmed to of been in the works since gta5’s 2013 release. The story has been worked on for this long.
9 am gmt
i think you can still do it tho, click the 3 dots and go to "copy text" that should actually copy the msg for you and you're able to do the same (only for that date).. so you can save somewhere else in discord to remind you :D
Wow
i better do some random heists
New theory.
-Mansions is second to last
-these last dlcs have been things players requested
-gta VI will come out in about 5 months
is 60m enough for update?
so it took them what.. 5-6 years to make rdr2 and its taken over a decade to make GTA VI?
Yes
Yes
will they drip feed content?
That's... Before the first release date they announced...
BAHAHAHA
like that'll ever happen
What’s the next one though
They always do
Can anyone explain how car drops work? Like how much is the limit you can sell before getting banned or smth?
i doubt that info... cause rdr2 is very well made and it did not take them that long... either they were waiting for the drop of new gen consoles or they are waiting for something else
Its now suddenly available?? My game just glitched??
Anyone keen to do the casino diamond heist with me. Just started again after a 3 year break
Also doesn't follow the typical release track of GTAO DLCs
dont drop ur car pls treat them nicely
we (pc) aint even getting gta on release
We are the final heist targets
hmm
@worn oxide, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Casino: #ps5|casino-lfg
Requested by: @hazy flicker
Guys I am miser if I have 200 mil dollar and still havent bought vigilante?
I try, my oppressor throws me off
Is this going to be the last update ever for gta online?
What how is we gonna steal ourselves
oppressor = car
@sleek bronze they said all platforms will be released at same time
2013 is when the concept began. Gta6 was only a piece of paper but it still counts.
No you are Harsh Truth
Our mansions are a massive vault
i mean i get some information from people that work in their edinburgh offices
I’ve been playing since launch and haven’t bought a single MC business
i doubt rdr2 was being thought about in 2013 tho
Still is
i mean... every player has different tastes and such... me, for example... wont buy those armored cars and such cause i want to collect every normal car in game
ong?
Mansions tonight?
Development and drafting aren’t the same, gta6 development probably didn’t actually physically start until around rdr2’s release. Maybe even after
?
Oh but why, atleast get coke and meth. Useful for nightclub
2017 was
Baby oil dlc
@hazy flicker oy vey, wanna be my friend on GTA online five..
bruh gta 5 only enough with rdr2 and go to proper gta 6 discussion channel
Bro I just ported from xbox and I cant migrate lol rip gta 5 ig we wait for gta 6 that grind way to hard to start

sorry but... pc cant play with consoles
😢
Need someone to do bodgan with😭
@tiny raft, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Cayo Perico: #ps5|cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #ps5|casino-lfg
Old Heist: #ps5|old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #ps5|vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #ps5|other-lfg
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I got black panther cayo
I have 3 mc business, coke meth and cash. Cash is shut down though
You get a fleet of guys in small hats and Escalades for an extra 2 million with your mansion
The best one to keep open is document forgery it produces the fastest 
so lets say it started after the pandemic... so lets say its been in the works for abt 4-ish yrs now ? cause it was basically a full year stop at almost anything
Do you guys think max mansion would be over or under 20 mil
Is the Nightclub even good? I bought it cuz the dude kept callin me to buy it
prob over
I was so excited to spend all my money on the most expensive one but i think im too broke still
yes lol
Prob best business hands down
In nightclub?
it is for late game
COVID added 1.5-2 years to the timeline, Jason and some of rockstar team said this
It definitely started before the pandemic but I think if the pandemic never happened we would have the game by now
oh shit good
No one in pc does b2b bodgan
most likely, yeah
It’s S tier
In the business itself
Hell, PC may have gotten the game by now
Ive made 40 mil off mine half of it was passive
hmmmm good point
Good passive safe income and MC business to make millions
The nightclub be is a late game business
tell me you've never owned an arcade without telling me
out of businesses nightclub makes the 2nd most money per hour behind boosted acid lab
lol, true
I’ve made like 88m off of mine. Shits amazing
but would still require a whole ass NASA pc to run it

I own the arcade and it’s shit
Getting the nightclub as the starter is useless
It has to run on consoles so no not really
I do but it’s nowhere near as good as the nightclub lol
I'm glad my stupid ass sometimes b smartass unintentionally
Gotta learn how to manage it tho
I don’t think this DLC was ever meant to be released, GTA 6 original release date was slated for late 2025, if all had went to plan we’d be playing 6 by now
I lowkey fell off stopped taking care of any of my businesses havent needed to sell drugs in a min
Ohk mc business are not worth it as itself . coke and meth only bcz of nightclub. Weapons, cargo,coke and meth produces enough to generate 870k and still use speedo custom
If you think about it the car wash is the best buissinwse because you can wash cards for 1000 bucks
how tf yall making 80mil off of a nightclub 😭
arcade isn’t really a business outside of the shit safe
For everyone asking about businesses and money
Businesses:
beginner
-acidlab (150k/h)
-mc club house (300k/h)
-autoshop (750k/h)
mid game
-agency(900k/h)
-kosatka(800k/h)
-arcade(850k/h)
-mc businessses(45k-350k/h)
late game
-nightclub (170k/hr)
-ceo crates (150k-800k/hr)
-hanger (350k/h)
should 50 million be enough for the dlc
i mean... consoles can get to quite a powerful level of stuff... and if they dont release after the new gen consoles (PS6 and new Xbox) it will require a even stronger pc, since they will be capable of handling it more
The nightclub costs 10 million to set up fully
Keep ur popularity max and keep ur businesses open
Aww men, is there a chat where there is? I have an Xbox series however I need to do the prison break
Kinda crazy actually how we were supposed to play gta 6 as of NOW
Barely but yes. You’ll be broke though
when you first host diamond casino heist, do they expect me to put low-level or mid-level difficulty because it seems impossible with hard?
Maybe not for everything but for pretty much everything you may want, that'll be enough
aight ty
beginner auto shop mid game agency and kosatka… who tf is buying them in that order
Hey guys do you think 463 million is enough for this dlc
Bro what will cost 50 mil
good thing I'm not a car guy lol
If Covid never happened, we would be blasting in gta 6 by now
Bro wdym barely, i’m over here happy i have 25 mil lol
say what now-
You can only play with people who use the same version as you. If you use Xbox one version then ask people who use that version.
possibly
Auto shop is a tutorial for big heists
No
I got the money print, MC and the nightclub. Started playing this game after a decade and didn't know what to do and just bought anything they asked for
Why kosatka not in beginner?
The dlc in total is gonna be upwards of 40-50m.
To buy all businesses and all upgrades it’s 10m
Fixing the tv micheal broke would cost a lot so no
holy shit 😭
Most beginners that do Cayo can’t finish Cayo
not really it’s also not that good for beginners compared to kosatka and agency
Oh
skill issue 
can you do it solo?
Does a beginner have 3 million in the beginning to buy the kostka? No
Why would it require a stronger PC
Doubt it
beginner guide:
- scrimp 15% cayo's
- buy kosatka
- rich
i will actually spend my whole life trying to upgrade all the stuff AND collecting all the cars in game
Gotta be ready to buy those RAM sticks for your ai
Yes
Beginner guide:
Shark card
There’s a fair amount to be made early on from doing odd side quests like the serial killer etc
real beginner guide
1 - Cluckin Bell Raid
2 - Cluckin Bell Raid
3 - Cluckin Bell Raid
4 - Cluckin Bell Raid
5 - Profit
What's kosatka for
We're long past the age of PC games being vastly more sophisticated than the console version of that same game
Best business rn would be hands on car wash
Eyo, dlc today or tomorrow? for me its 6am rn!!
You’ll buy a maxxed mansion and the new car and you’ll have only 1-2m left lol. That’s barley
tbh i only played it once and someone just did it stealth while i pretty much watched, im gonna try beating it on my own
Uh, no.
Also join as many casino and Cayo heists as you can just bluff early till you learn the roles etc
incase ur allergic to water
On sale for 500k and you can make that in no time really
@cursive plume why u buly meh
cause xbox for example, will turn into a pc with console upgrade, PS6 will be stronger than PS5 (hopefully stronger than PS5 Pro) which for someone that has a weaker pc, under like... 30 series for Nvidia, would suffer a little bit (at least that what sounds like in my head)
Reality:
- shrimp 15%
- Buy Kosatka
- Get tequila for the first time
- Spend your life in lfg looking for panther
Ngl i thought they were just releasing mansions
Is it really worth it? I’ve kept it on max heat since I got it since those car wash missions take so long
In my case someone was generous and gave me 85%
what time does the update come out?
Ok thank
if you’re starting out you should be doing the first and last dose missions, cluckin bell, fooligan jobs, buy a kosatka with a sparrow then finish cayo once and with all the bonuses you’ll have enough for hawick agency to run the contract (ONCE) then run security contracts and payphone hits and you’ll be rolling in money soon enough
Nightclub and acid makes more than it. Just because it’s on sale doesn’t make it better.
Mansions update in your local time: <t:1765360800:F>
what timezone are you in?
I only said “rn” cause it’s on sale
Tbh hell guide is better
Does uncle bogdans submarine glitch still work ?
You can and each robbery is 4 missions for about 150-400k
Nah it’s a full dlc with missions, cars, outfits, weapons.
- not everyone has 10 mil to max a nightclub
I still feel like the cheapest mansion is gonna be 10 million
if you follow that then you’re plain stupid
I got 3 million rn, what do I do chat
I bought my Corsair 32 gig ram in micro center for 135 bucks. Now it is triple the amount
Still, I don't see why it would require a monster machine if it has to run at an acceptable rate on consoles...
Any update on mansion prices ? For 31 mil and I don’t know if that’s enough lol
It doesn’t per hour
Anyone?
i got 200k rn
blow it all on the little scooter bikes and make them all pink with 400 mirrors
I have a personal goal for my next Cayo run, its my second time running solo and third time running it ever, and I don't want to break stealth once, something I messed up last attempt
Ballin
Mansions update in your local time: <t:1765360800:F>
Missions and outfits you say 
today since it just turned midnight for me
Save your money till you get to 10 mill
ok thanks
he was asking abt other ppl tho 😭
Anyone here has the Career outfits???
spend the rest of the night grinding dday lol
Ty
Working towards cousin nicos
Any one know Any ast time zone streamers? Im est time and want to watch some one get the update before me. So i should watch ast right? Lol
Ion have the yatch
I can tell you that Micheal isn’t about to make an appearance for nothing lol. He’ll absolutely have a whole chain of missions.
why no one talking about garment factory?
you may be cooked
Y’all I have every property and Cayo B2B so I don’t need money but I have an identity crisis what should I do
i dont think it will run okay in PS5 or Xbx/xbs
a person who thinks all the time
cayo seemed confusing to me first time i tried but im better now so maybe i can solo it
cause not worth it
It's a dynamic timestamp, so it adjusts the displayed text to the time zone of the device viewing the text
Do 8 missions your business is paid for do 12 missions you get Kosatka with sparrow + skills in stealth
if you’re buying an auto shop before a kosatka or agency then get help
why not? you can get a mil every week from 1 mission
How hard is the grind? Cause by the looks of it seems like it takes A LOT of time
You think so
its on 5x rn if im not wrong... its not like that without it
How much even is the yatch
100%
What's the name of mode where we using helicopter and give us 120k per person? It's easy mode. Can someone tell me
Man, lots of people are learning what dynamic timestamps are too
D-day
a dream
rn it’s 3.6m base
If your spending 24 hours a day spamming lfg for panther you need a therapist
i thought the guy was affirming that the update was 6am for him and he wanted to know the time for everyone else lol
They fucked it by not properly retroactively tracking progress before they decided to add this system
What do I need to become host on that mode? Like what vehicles
Oh I can get 3.6 in no time, do I need more cash to upgrade and do the missions?
okay lol i don’t do that so idk what your point is
Yacht
Otherwise I’d have them by now ffs
you better get that 600k quick junkie
i personally never saw it, first time im seeing it... and im in discord since... end of 2021 if im not wrong 
if u want that u should just play bon voyage and make it last 4 mins, d day seems inconsistent
Yes sir
That’s the yacht you want the DDay mission
nah the base model is fine but your running out of time to do them on 5x
For me it's says 5AM, for him it may 6
I checked the requirements and…30 tier 4 is a lot.
Does the strength and flying stat even do shit I spent like hours grinding both a few days ago
for me it says 7am 
bro istg, every time i reinstall gta i realized i missed panther by a few weeks
Oh so that's what the yatch is for, then nvm
6 hours till it goes live fyi
Dynamic timestamps at work my friend
i cant believe people still think this is correct
shit pisses me off
I got friends that invite me for that mission
flying makes your flying easier and landing steadier, don’t think strength makes much of a difference
And that’s why I recommend the businesses in the order I recommend them
I’m not even gonna be able to play it until the 16th. I’m gonna get so spoiled 💀
i will use that like a maniac now ngl lmao
I play gta since ps3 and i swear till now i discover new places 💀
thats like asking
"if australian people are in the future why didnt they tell us about 9/11"
people actually think this works 
You need to use a third party site if you want to automate the process, I use https://r.3v.fi/discord-timestamps/
It was 7pm when I watched it in TV
diamond still on top
No cause why didn’t they they obv knew
Strength increases the height before you start to ragdoll
Anyone know how much mansions might be?
Stay strong dawg
they probably just think it releases early in oceania like regular games tend to do
This is not how time works
