gta-online

[dusty bone]

Half hour to save $3M and today is the last day to do it

[cosmic gust]

yeah a laptop with 5090

[bright cove]

like the social club?

[alpine talon]

I’ll do one casino first

[sharp dome]

Not much worth it though bt your choice

[vivid venture]

yea rockstar

[spark basin]

Wow!

[sharp dome]

Nah man it's a normal f15 asus

[mortal aspen]

I have one casino wanna do with me

I know hacks can do in seconds

[alpine talon]

You are on pc tho

[mortal aspen]

Lol

[cosmic gust]

f15 you say? dang how many miles per hour?

[sharp dome]

[sharp dome]

[spark basin]

It’s okay my brother plays on a school laptop

[cosmic gust]

its okay my brother plays on sega

[spark basin]

😁

[sharp dome]

He ain't on this server?!

[spark basin]

He’s 6 or 7 months he’s Been playing😧

[sharp dome]

[spark basin]

[crimson spruce]

Anyone knows why I keep getting “kicked by other players” the second i invite people to a job? Happened 4 times in row.

[sharp dome]

Try in lfg grp

[spark basin]

Are you a low level

[crimson spruce]

982

[sharp dome]

[spark basin]

Too low level to play jobs✌🏻

[mortal aspen]

How much money u got

[crimson spruce]

Thanks for help I guess

[sharp dome]

Touch some grass

[cosmic gust]

anyone knows how i can quick join random yacht missinos with people

[sharp dome]

Maybe internet issue?

[crimson spruce]

What does it has to do with the issue?

[spark basin]

I’m level 120 chill!😭

[crimson spruce]

Not really

[mortal aspen]

Nothing just asking

[crimson spruce]

460 mil

[spark basin]

DAMN

[sharp dome]

Wish we could've played in one server i would've loved to bully u in game

[spark basin]

Why

[sharp dome]

Because you're good girl

[vast wave]

@sterile lion add me

[spark basin]

[vast wave]

cant dm u

@sterile lion

[cosmic gust]

whats yall favorite car

[spark basin]

Sparrow

[sharp dome]

In gta?!

[cosmic gust]

yeah

[sharp dome]

Dumb

[cosmic gust]

thats not a car

[pliant kestrel]

Vamos
Tulip
Rapid GT Classic
Future Shock Impaler
Nightmare Sasquatch

[spark basin]

It is!

[cosmic gust]

why tf are you so ready for questions

[sharp dome]

Maybe nightshark in online mode

[pale trellis]

Virtue

[spark basin]

I like the duke o death✌🏻

[thorny mist]

/rank

[pale trellis]

Is the avenger a business

[sharp dome]

[pliant kestrel]

[spark basin]

[sharp dome]

[pliant kestrel]

!lvl
!level
!rank

[thorny mist]

thanks

[spark basin]

120

[cosmic gust]

mine says 6 7

[sharp dome]

How dumb are you?! He was asking abt discord level

[spark basin]

Sorry 😔

[pliant kestrel]

any channel works

[sharp dome]

Yeh do it

[thorny mist]

which channel?

[sharp dome]

[sharp dome]

ANY CHANNEL

Jeezzz

[cosmic gust]

anyone knows how i can increase my KD to like 100 or smth

[spark basin]

Yes

[cosmic gust]

how

[dawn thunder]

KD is useless lol

[nocturne idol]

What is with randoms and going afk the second they join a heist

[cosmic gust]

i like kd

[nocturne idol]

i JUST started cayo and this dude already afk the second I assigned cuts 💔

[spark basin]

Buy 6 or 7 deluxeo

[cosmic gust]

i mean this whole game is useless lol

[crimson spruce]

Im not lfg Im just trying to figure why I keep getting auto kicked. That usually happens when modder does that. U telling me there’s a modder in every single session waiting for me to invite him to a job? I don’t think so.

[cosmic gust]

then?

[spark basin]

My bad

[spark basin]

Aura farm

[cosmic gust]

how do i aura farm

[sharp dome]

Yeah modders can do that

[spark basin]

💔

[sharp dome]

Ehhhh buy the golden jet worth 10m

Which has no work at all

[cosmic gust]

but how does this affect my kd

will people just magically die when they see me

[sharp dome]

Dude u said how do u aura farm

[cosmic gust]

no i said how can i increase my kd

[sharp dome]

[tall solar]

How do I upgrade my mk2

[tardy egret]

Do max health increase after going 100

[sharp dome]

[cosmic gust]

that's not gonna happen

[spark basin]

NOOO

[sharp dome]

Terrobyte

[spark basin]

🙄

[sharp dome]

U get bad points

[spark basin]

[sharp dome]

There should be an upgrade option there

[ancient jungle]

Why my strength does not increase when i play golf

[tall solar]

Yep got it thanks

[sharp dome]

U can changer colour, weaponised it

[tardy egret]

Do max health increase after going 100

[sharp dome]

Ehhh I don't think so

[rich sluice]

Who wants grinch socks

[sharp dome]

[spark basin]

You make me angry

[dark pebble]

guys why have i lost gta+ but the subscription is still active

[sharp dome]

So what u want me to do then?!

[spark basin]

[sharp dome]

[spark basin]

[pliant kestrel]

~string -hex.(enemy player eliminations / player death amounts) %= 100 / 0

[tall solar]

Explosive mg better or homing missile in mk2

[cosmic gust]

what

[pliant kestrel]

homing missiles, mg requires skill to use

[tall solar]

Which one you have

[pliant kestrel]

I just told the string set command for setting a kd ratio to 100, simple simple stuff

[cosmic gust]

how does that help me

[dawn thunder]

Deluxo > Mk2, in my opinion

[pliant kestrel]

Zero clue but may it guide you well

[cosmic gust]

you're a smart idiot

[pliant kestrel]

deluxo makes a fun drift car

[spark basin]

Yes

[sharp dome]

You're talking to the person who knows gta like her own back

[cosmic gust]

shes a girl?

[sharp dome]

Yeh man

Respect

[cosmic gust]

thought girls don't enjoy gta

[sharp dome]

[spark basin]

They do!

[sharp dome]

How would u know

[cosmic gust]

its a masculine game

[spark basin]

Idk✌🏻💔

[sharp dome]

Have u played with one beofre?!

[sharp dome]

[spark basin]

[sharp dome]

Ohhhh ur a girl

[dawn thunder]

Oh brother

[sharp dome]

I do have one question can u answer!?

[cosmic gust]

what

[spark basin]

I hate this

[dawn thunder]

Go back to worrying about the useless kd

[cosmic gust]

tf do you care with your shitty xbox

[spark basin]

Yes

[sharp dome]

Have u been to strip club in gta if u had then y? Caz u thought there might be male stripper ?!

[nocturne idol]

I actually got a useful random team on cayo? This is a miracle

[dawn thunder]

thats you

[spark basin]

I’m lesbian

[cosmic gust]

whos me

[tall solar]

How do I straight land my mk2

[sharp dome]

Then sapphire i guess

[cosmic gust]

that proves this game is masculine

[spark basin]

I like men💔

[sharp dome]

Huh?!

[spark basin]

Experimenting

[sharp dome]

Ehhhh?!

[dawn thunder]

[sharp dome]

Left shift i guess

[spark basin]

You do not know English😓

[cosmic gust]

hold space

[sharp dome]

Don't experiment on me

[dawn thunder]

[spark basin]

Ew!

[sharp dome]

Experiment on shadow

[thorny mist]

put light on shadow

[spark basin]

🤦‍♀️

[dawn thunder]

Experiment at the Freakshop. Badonkadonk!

[spark basin]

GTA ONLINE

[small river]

ONLINE GTA

[sharp dome]

Yes

[spark basin]

Well if you say so😁

[small river]

so

[spark basin]

😭

[cosmic gust]

bro this guy is so funny

risitas

[spark basin]

We have to talk GTA ONLINE

[cosmic gust]

yeah fr me too

[cosmic gust]

ok how do i increase my kd

[nocturne idol]

I don’t wanna let my random cayo team go they were actually good 🥹

[cosmic gust]

add them

[spark basin]

So first, what do you have to do Is I bought a property in Egypt and what they do is they give you the property

[nocturne idol]

It was too late

Icl one of them was moving like von

[cosmic gust]

gta huh?

[spark basin]

Yes

[cosmic gust]

von? whats that

[nocturne idol]

King Von

[sharp dome]

[spark basin]

Don’t say that!

[cosmic gust]

that explains it thank you

[thorny mist]

rampage coming

[sharp dome]

Jk shadow jk man

[nocturne idol]

Gng just search him up

[alpine talon]

Hi guys I am back

[cosmic gust]

searched him up looks like a fortnite sweat

[spark basin]

I crash out

[nocturne idol]

Deadass the dude merked everyone but like 3 guards

[alpine talon]

I was muted

[spark basin]

Is anyone playing gta online rn?!

[urban gorge]

Rubs my cargo shaped belly

[sharp dome]

Stop giving wrong information

[alpine talon]

Me because of casino

[fresh magnet]

@spark basin, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #ps5｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #ps5｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #ps5｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #ps5｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #ps5｜other-lfg

Requested by: @sharp dome

[spark basin]

Sorry 💔

[sharp dome]

[cosmic gust]

give us the right shi

[spark basin]

😭

[sharp dome]

[sharp dome]

Dude wallie did told u what to do

[spark basin]

Search on YouTube!

[sharp dome]

Or yeah yt is also option

[cosmic gust]

bro wally told me to program this shit out i ain't a dev

[sharp dome]

Youtube final option

[cosmic gust]

youtube is long a simple message here is fast

[pliant kestrel]

you could just kidnap someone and do deathmatches over and over

KD is only affected in team-deathmatches or one on one matches

[cosmic gust]

so a job?

or in freeroam

[sharp dome]

[nocturne idol]

Who genuinely cares about kd in 2025

[cosmic gust]

i do

[rich sluice]

I'm gonna start tomorrow running casino b2b 1000 times

[sharp dome]

Online man ONLINEEEEE

[spark basin]

Job

[cosmic gust]

alright thanks

[nocturne idol]

Ain’t nobody looking at your kd bro 😭

[rich sluice]

[thorny mist]

hell yeah

[sharp dome]

I wish I had that much of a time

[cosmic gust]

i am i'm not doing it for people

[rich sluice]

Well I mean I really don't but I make time

[sharp dome]

[glad jungle]

anyone doing yacht missions?

[cosmic gust]

yooo

[spark basin]

Me

[nocturne idol]

Classic Lester not doing his message

[pliant kestrel]

KD in free-roam is nott applied anymore so thats why I say in a deahtmatch or one on one

[cosmic gust]

everyone who acted lfg why yall follow rules so much

[sharp dome]

Liar

[rich sluice]

I'm definitely gonna buy a mansion if I die trying

[alpine talon]

10km with a stockade guys gta is so fun

[nocturne idol]

Why not??

[sharp dome]

Good luck

[cosmic gust]

lmao why yes and why a lot

[rich sluice]

[tardy egret]

Wtf is going on with this game. Im unable to collect the cash in the nightclub safe. And my internet is working fine

[sharp dome]

Did you opened the locker?

[nocturne idol]

Hi twin

[alpine talon]

8km still to go

[rich sluice]

If people are going to go crazy over grinch socks I'm gonna go crazy over a fuckin game

[sharp dome]

How's the experiment goin

[tardy egret]

Yes obviously

[alpine talon]

Grinch socks

[nocturne idol]

Boredom

[alpine talon]

I have them

[sharp dome]

Maybe try changing session

[rich sluice]

Yeah people are going ape shit over socks

We sold out of grinch meals at McDonald's in 3 days of release

[alpine talon]

They lowkey too small for me

I have 2 pairs

[nocturne idol]

Do I get the ZR350

[sharp dome]

[rich sluice]

I work at McDonald's shit got crazy them 3 days

[oak valve]

W

Sa

[alpine talon]

They just socks

[cosmic gust]

whats that

[sharp dome]

Any upcoming toys in happy meals which should be interesting?!

[nocturne idol]

A fun drift car

[oak valve]

Hello

[alpine talon]

4.5km to go woohoo

[rich sluice]

Every order was a grinch meal

[rich sluice]

Well we have Disney toys

[pliant kestrel]

https://gtacars.net/gta5/zr350
This car, its nice

[cosmic gust]

if you find it fun get it g there is no rules here to not get it too

[sharp dome]

Mazda?!

[rich sluice]

Fr people are going ape shit over them

[alpine talon]

2km left

[nocturne idol]

Idk if I should get it cause I already got the Karin futo

The normal variant not the 1 mil version

[cosmic gust]

just get it dawg its a video game

[sour zenith]

It’s a much better car than the Futo I’ll say that

Still not good though

[spark basin]

This is the end hold your breath and count to ten

[cosmic gust]

what

[alpine talon]

I will cry now

[spark basin]

It’s a song

[rich sluice]

Is my story save game bugged, i dolt get the blue M. I did the mission father and son and Franklin also doesn’t have any missions left

[alpine talon]

Some guys are bullying the “helper” I am using for setups

[rich sluice]

Got to sleep a few times to skip the time but nothing happens

[cosmic gust]

maybe the getaway veichle thing

[rich sluice]

Im not that far

The next mission should be the one where Frank and Mike destroy the mansion

[cosmic gust]

ughhh i don't know sorry

[rich sluice]

Ok

The mission just won’t trigger very weird

[cosmic gust]

try restarting the game maybe

[feral robin]

wdym helper?

[cosmic gust]

or experiminting

[rich sluice]

Yh u right didn’t thougt bout that lol

The next dlc should be where Franklin Michael and Trevor destroy Los Santos

[cosmic gust]

what

[rich sluice]

That wasn’t sarcastic

[cosmic gust]

alright

[feral robin]

ngl I said that sarcastically many times lol

[sharp dome]

Feel the earth moving then

[spark basin]

GTA online!

[sharp dome]

!gta

[fresh magnet]

Please keep the chatter relevant to GTA and refrain from spamming or LFGing.

For non-GTA chatting, please visit #community

Requested by: @sharp dome

[cosmic gust]

i challenge you to talk about it without getting egypt and cargo in the middle

[alpine talon]

Someone whose is “voluntarily” helping me with setups for free

[nocturne idol]

Why tf do I have the faction custom

[spark basin]

😳

[sharp dome]

And any false information

[nocturne idol]

Get this outta my garage immediately 💔

[tough pulsar]

hi

[spark basin]

No😁

[cosmic gust]

hey

[tough pulsar]

what do i need for cayo perico heist for 2 player and most efficient?

[spark basin]

Hi

[feral robin]

they're just assholes then

[sharp dome]

[nocturne idol]

3 gold

[cosmic gust]

disruptions

[sharp dome]

Definitely not tequila

[feral robin]

GTA has some awful people

[nocturne idol]

Who tf uses disruptions?

[alpine talon]

Ye I humbled a guy on my bifta

[cosmic gust]

me and everyone i know

[nocturne idol]

I’ve never seen anyone on gta ever use disruptions

[feral robin]

Nice

[cosmic gust]

i've seen really pro friends use it

[nocturne idol]

Disruptions are honestly useless

[feral robin]

Me too

[cosmic gust]

yeah if you're playing alone or with other good players

[nocturne idol]

You really don’t need to be good to do cayo

[cosmic gust]

tell that to the randoms

[tough pulsar]

GENUINELY?

[sharp dome]

Yeh

[feral robin]

you just need to follow a script

[tough pulsar]

lets say i tried it with some guy and then i failed like 17 times then he blocked me and quit gta is that good or no

[alpine talon]

Finally I finished the casino setups

[spark basin]

I think casino heist better

[nocturne idol]

My randoms were goin crazy so just get better luck ig

[cosmic gust]

it's a start

[alpine talon]

It’s not like the trash perico heist

[tough pulsar]

payo cerico

[cosmic gust]

so you're lucky? tell me how i can get lucky too

[nocturne idol]

Pray you get high levels

[alpine talon]

[tough pulsar]

just get better

[feral robin]

Randoms will somehow find a way to fail the heist

[cosmic gust]

you belive in god?

[nocturne idol]

Casino heist was better for literally 1 week 💔

[cosmic gust]

how much better lol

[nocturne idol]

Naw

[tough pulsar]

no like genuinely what do i need for cayo perico 2 player and most money making

[pearl hornet]

morning gangsters, i would liek to join a chill invite lobby to make some money over sunday, any tips?

[tough pulsar]

lets not bring religions in gta

[feral robin]

pink diamond

[spark basin]

😡

[nocturne idol]

Hope you get bearer bonds or diamond and 3 gold

[tough pulsar]

and this fucking game is broken as hell ive been loading for like 7 mins

[feral robin]

Tbh honest I don't know what you want to know

[fresh shard]

guys i just saw the newswire and the whole new prix website. this is insane

[feral robin]

Yeah I'm very excited

[fresh shard]

i cant wait man

[alpine talon]

I’ve been trying to find people for 7 mins

[fresh shard]

i only have 20m tho. i heard u need around 40m for everything

can i make 20m in 3 days 😭

[alpine talon]

Yes

[nocturne idol]

Either my luck sucks, or it seems the rarer the primary you get it’s a lower chance of gold

[feral robin]

Yes

[tough pulsar]

i do have 2 gold but how THE FUCK am i supposed to get 3

[nocturne idol]

What primary?

[civic lance]

Guys is there only three missions for the mansions discount?

[fresh shard]

how guys. just give me a few hints and i'll figure my way out. obv i own all the businesses and everything

even my nightclub is full i think that will be 1.5m

[tough pulsar]

idk how do i check

[civic lance]

???

thanks

[alpine talon]

Heists

[nocturne idol]

It says on the planning screen top right

[alpine talon]

And sell missions

[tough pulsar]

fartrazo files

[alpine talon]

If you do cayo and casino just do each one during the other one cooldown

[pearl hornet]

BIG FUCKING MANSIONS

[nocturne idol]

Ohh so first time

[tough pulsar]

yesh

[nocturne idol]

What other secondaries?

You got a painting?

[tough pulsar]

2 pantings

[civic lance]

Wha

Three words so yes three missions?

[nocturne idol]

Aight fill 1 bag with gold which will be 1.5 and the friend takes the second half + a painting

[fresh shard]

so i need to keep joining most heists after i complete my own

[pearl hornet]

the guy keeps telling that over the phone anytime you fly close to the mansion

[tough pulsar]

what about the other painting

[civic lance]

😭😭😭😭actually

I didn’t know that LOLLLLLL

[nocturne idol]

Painting takes up half space so you won’t be able to

[cosmic gust]

players on ps5 do you guys play on 120hz?

[tough pulsar]

how much is that

[civic lance]

Nope

[nocturne idol]

If you have extra space in the .5 gold + painting bag get cash

[tough pulsar]

i dont even have a monitor

[civic lance]

I love my big ahhhh tv

Especially when cheetah is on it

[cosmic gust]

what about 4k

[pearl hornet]

so i was filling my special cargo warehouse for the first time, jsut when the last rack was filling i got raided, now its only 2/3 full i am gonna die i think

[civic lance]

[tough pulsar]

i use 720p 60hz laptop

[alpine talon]

No do your own heists but while the other one is in cooldown you do the other so when you finish that one the other one is ready

[cosmic gust]

damn

[tough pulsar]

i do remote play on the laptop

[cosmic gust]

dang

[civic lance]

That’s pretty dope ngl

If there’s a will there’s a way

[alpine talon]

Will smith

[tough pulsar]

then i got a black controller and a white controller because my tv is black and white it was like from the 90's

[civic lance]

Ew hate that guy

[cosmic gust]

you need to get a job bruh

[pearl hornet]

Guys, is there a server, where i can meet EU (for ping) invite lobby guys, so i can make some money over sunday?

[tough pulsar]

nah ill stick with my laptop

[cosmic gust]

lol

[tough pulsar]

maybe 1080p 60hz when i get like richer

[alpine talon]

[distant blade]

A woman like Jodi can step on me anydayoftheweek

[tough pulsar]

#gta-media message

[cosmic gust]

how do i change my pc legacy to pc enhanced since im playing enhanced now

[tough pulsar]

whos jodi

[distant blade]

Am I right lads or am I right lads

[distant blade]

FIB woman from the garment factory

[alpine talon]

Wha

[tough pulsar]

whats fib

[alpine talon]

Paige could but not Jodi

[tough pulsar]

i thought it was FBI OPEN UP

who the fuck is paige bro

[alpine talon]

Fake fbi

[distant blade]

I see you point
But
Why..

[alpine talon]

Jodi kinda old

[distant blade]

Old is gold brother ❤🩹

[vivid python]

Financial Investigation Bureau

[alpine talon]

Yeah but there is a range

[vivid python]

she is former fib

[alpine talon]

She looks 50-60

My max would be like 40

[distant blade]

Mmmhh professional woman...

[tough pulsar]

#gta-media message

[distant blade]

My max is mid 50's tbh

[vivid python]

40 or 50

[tough pulsar]

360p btw

[distant blade]

🤤

I have problems

Should I go to therapy or play more gtaonline

[tough pulsar]

both at the same time

bring your ps4 to the therapist and play gta

[alpine talon]

Is Jodi at therapy?

[distant blade]

Hopefully I get a ps5 for Christmas

[tough pulsar]

trust me theres like no difference

[distant blade]

I need a woman like Jodi to tell me my problems and how to fix them

[spark basin]

I can buy it for you

[alpine talon]

I already have one like Paige so

[alpine talon]

Me too please

[tough pulsar]

ooh can i have a monitor

[alpine talon]

Get in line

[distant blade]

Does her VA have like a patrion or like a cameo link..

[spark basin]

Don’t worry my mom will!

😄

[distant blade]

Oh hi Ashley Graves from The Coffin of Andy and Leyley

[tough pulsar]

alright buddy

alr

[spark basin]

😟

[nocturne idol]

Bro what 😭

[distant blade]

Man
Thats just not fair

[tough pulsar]

also why is my 50 year old dad watching ishowspeed

[distant blade]

W dad ❤🩹

[nocturne idol]

ggs recognizing characters makes you a pervert now

[distant blade]

Uhm.. no?

[nocturne idol]

Whyre you talking like it’s a small game

[spark basin]

[distant blade]

It's a character 😭

[spark basin]

I am not😁

[distant blade]

Actually no they're right not five seconds ago I was drooling over Jodi

[distant blade]

No I am a pervert :c

[nocturne idol]

Hi a pervert :c

[distant blade]

FIB woman

[nocturne idol]

Judy hopps or sum

[alpine talon]

Paige>> any other woman

[distant blade]

Jodi agents of sabotage

There's NOTHING wrong with liking older women,,,,,

<.<

.>

yeaahhhh..

[spark basin]

What level r u😁

[distant blade]

2

[spark basin]

🙄

[distant blade]

No in the discord

[spark basin]

Yes

[distant blade]

/silly

[digital bluff]

[nocturne idol]

Can I get my goddamn ZR350 trade price 💔

[spark basin]

Oh😓

[distant blade]

No, should I be?

[spark basin]

I am old 😣

[alpine talon]

Unc

[distant blade]

So far you have me down as: pervert & straight?

[spark basin]

23

[distant blade]

Not THAT old

[alpine talon]

UNC

[distant blade]

Incorporated

[spark basin]

😭

Wow!

[distant blade]

Sis 💔

I'm not a femboi tho.

[nocturne idol]

Uhuh sure

[digital bluff]

What the fuck is this chat rn

[supple oxide]

gta online is crashing

[nocturne idol]

No idea

[stable cloak]

@limber stump Wake upppp

[distant blade]

Oh yeah
I forgot about that part

[spark basin]

WE NEED TO TALK GTA ONLINE

[nocturne idol]

Only you’re crashing

[feral robin]

femboy vs furry who would win

[supple oxide]

okay

[digital bluff]

Bro I came to ask about gta take your weirdness to DMs

[distant blade]

He's a deer

[alpine talon]

???

Unc snapped

[distant blade]

That depends who is the furry
Wolf? Bear? Rabbit?

[nocturne idol]

Just typing shit atp

[distant blade]

41 but I got 41-

[spark basin]

GTA online

[distant blade]

Yah

[woven gulch]

Anyone need a grabber on Cayo??? I’ll grab for 60

[feral robin]

wolf

[nocturne idol]

Jesus Christ bro

[distant blade]

Tbh I set that months ago and I just forgot to change it

[nocturne idol]

😭

[digital bluff]

I’m tryna talk gta why is there discussion of pronouns an furrys an femboys like what is this

[spark basin]

60 percent?

[cold garden]

What a freaking scam

60% grabber 💀

[tough pulsar]

how to get different primary in cayo

[nocturne idol]

Ngl I just be putting random recommended songs on my playlist 💔

[spark basin]

THATS CRAZY

[nocturne idol]

Since its your first cayo I don’t think you can

[pliant kestrel]

Taxes these days, I can find cheaper

[distant blade]

Can I make this joke..?

[nocturne idol]

Jesus Christ why is my gta phone so bright didn’t wanna reply oops

[tough pulsar]

i dont care and i dont know

[distant blade]

Okayimmadeleteitbeforeimtoldsomething

[civic lance]

I want a mansion for my baby mama

[nocturne idol]

I don’t think he can it’s his first cayo

[digital bluff]

🧃

[civic lance]

Yes sir

[digital bluff]

Don’t do it I got temp banned for Jew jokes

[distant blade]

I deleted my joke sis

[distant blade]

IKNEWIT

[nocturne idol]

Why

[civic lance]

Why

[runic bolt]

Why?

[distant blade]

Sis 💔

[civic lance]

WHAT

10

[runic bolt]

Yeah when I saw the pfp I regret typing here

[distant blade]

7 i giggleg

[civic lance]

[nocturne idol]

Didn’t laugh 1/10

[civic lance]

Another sir

[runic bolt]

Mood: down + 2

[distant blade]

Whataboutmypfprateit10outof10pls

[civic lance]

Feed us

They unfunny peeps ur funny doe

[spark basin]

[civic lance]

one of them goes after it blows???

[cerulean sable]

guys i did the Vincent mission. Now what?

[runic bolt]

Honestly reminds me of that beast anime that loops like zootopia but darker

[civic lance]

[spark basin]

[distant blade]

The what..

[civic lance]

10

[spark basin]

😂😭

[distant blade]

OH beastars

[civic lance]

11 even

[distant blade]

Ur thinking abt beastars

[civic lance]

Another sir feed us

[runic bolt]

I got a joke

[distant blade]

Ma'am*

[civic lance]

another another

[runic bolt]

Why did the bike fall over? @stiff briar

[distant blade]

Ur 19 u can vote

[civic lance]

And I love you random citizen

[runic bolt]

Because it was two tired

[civic lance]

Mira better

[distant blade]

7/10 I love dad jokes

[tough pulsar]

how do i find a guy that does setups with me cuz alone is just LONELY.... im mr lonely... i have nobody for my ownnn lonely so lonely

[spark basin]

TELL US MORE

[distant blade]

I hear em nonstop bc I have 12 dads

[civic lance]

DROP IT

[spark basin]

😭

[civic lance]

RNN

yes sir 🫡

[tawny peak]

[distant blade]

Ok kpop demon hunters

[south tide]

[civic lance]

Who

[runic bolt]

@stiff briar why did a men fail in November

[civic lance]

[spark basin]

[digital bluff]

See when I do it I get banned where’s the justice

[civic lance]

[distant blade]

Sis ur so dead 💔

[civic lance]

Ur not as funny

LMFAOO

[runic bolt]

You just answer you're dirty minded

[tawny peak]

halo

[distant blade]

You're Ashley Graves

[runic bolt]

Enloghtened

[dim cove]

if I have 3 gold and 2 paintings and some cash how many people should I take with me for cayo perico?

[civic lance]

😭

[civic lance]

I don’t get this one

[south tide]

3 people in total

[civic lance]

Bad joke

[runic bolt]

Innocent

[civic lance]

Mira another one

[digital bluff]

Why to 🧃 play football

[distant blade]

I never played the game tbh it sucks that it's controversial

[civic lance]

[dim cove]

then I would get 1.5 gold and the main target right

[digital bluff]

To get the quarter back 🪙

[runic bolt]

Give me a game I'll get you a year worth of ps plus

[civic lance]

[tawny idol]

What is modder

[runic bolt]

Yes

[civic lance]

Buy him fortnite

scam him

[remote heron]

Guys how to make money in gta online?

[tough pulsar]

how do i find a guy that does setups with me cuz alone is just LONELY.... im mr lonely... i have nobody for my ownnn lonely so lonely

[dim cove]

giving 15% of the pay to each?

[tawny peak]

Doing great atm bought a console yesterday and now waiting for it to deliver

[runic bolt]

I said what I said

[civic lance]

Yaht missions with 4 peeps

[uncut wigeon]

what u get

[civic lance]

I can buy you Fortnite?

Ik u want it

[runic bolt]

gives you a year worth of psplus

[tawny peak]

Nintendo Switch oled

[south tide]

Well it's the minimum you can give others in cayo perico, don't give them more than that if you need the monneh

[runic bolt]

Wait dont

Wait for ps6

[digital bluff]

Get out

[civic lance]

😭😭

[south tide]

The hell

[civic lance]

That’s never dropping bro

[spark basin]

GTA ONLINE GUYS

[south tide]

Omfg I'm cackling

[civic lance]

We perishing before it drops

[civic lance]

Shhhh we’re having fun

[runic bolt]

Oh my

[spark basin]

BANNNN

[civic lance]

Womp womp

[fresh shard]

yeah i should get to work lol

[civic lance]

Gawshhhhh wtf for real????

[mental nexus]

I’ll buy it anyway

[civic lance]

Mineeeeee

[runic bolt]

Me first

[civic lance]

WHAT ONLY A THREEE?????

[digital bluff]

Which is bad bc people like me will rat it 🗣️

[civic lance]

wow

My heart just broke

[alpine talon]

Dude this guy keeps making it fail somehow he keeps on leaving

[runic bolt]

@civic lance take that

[civic lance]

Wow

[tough pulsar]

nah..

[civic lance]

[alpine talon]

It’s a 10

[mental nexus]

Yes

[alpine talon]

[civic lance]

U get a -3/10

[mental nexus]

[runic bolt]

Incest/10

[alpine talon]

Don’t interact with ragebait

[civic lance]

Dafurqqqqqqqqq MY CAR IS FASTER THAN URS

ITS HOTTER

[distant blade]

ME PLS

[civic lance]

ITS BEST

GENESIS 😫😫😫😫

[digital bluff]

Get out

[runic bolt]

Oh boy I can't beat the allegations ig

[alpine talon]

Son

[civic lance]

Show ur car Bucko

[distant blade]

Pegging?

[spark basin]

CHAN NYA~

[mental nexus]

I think this is going the wrong way

!gta

[fresh magnet]

Please keep the chatter relevant to GTA and refrain from spamming or LFGing.

For non-GTA chatting, please visit #community

Requested by: @mental nexus

[civic lance]

U ain’t got room lil bro ur on two wheels and pedals

[nocturne idol]

Me

[spark basin]

GTA ONLINE!

[digital bluff]

Yes gta online

[alpine talon]

And you saying his car is trash

[distant blade]

I love gta online

[civic lance]

Can you belive this dud

[runic bolt]

Isn't there's off topic?

[distant blade]

:gtaexpert:

[nocturne idol]

Rigged

[civic lance]

“I never lie” 😑😑

[vivid python]

Chishiya

[alpine talon]

Fr

[civic lance]

guys we should get him banned

[mental nexus]

Yuh

[distant blade]

Let's move to #community

[alpine talon]

You don’t a car brochacho and you saying his is trash

[runic bolt]

I mean is there off topic channel

[spark basin]

GUYS GTA ONLINE TALK!!!!

[mental nexus]

Yes

[earnest marsh]

Stay on topic 🚨🚨🚨

[distant blade]

I love gta online

[spark basin]

[civic lance]

Nobody wants to say anything about gta???? They can but don’t look

[alpine talon]

Or else

[civic lance]

Nananannana u haven’t even seen the full car

[mental nexus]

#community

[civic lance]

n u say 3🤯

[spark basin]

I DONT CARE GTA 5 ONLINE TALK NOW!

[digital bluff]

Is there more than 3 mansions in the DLC ?

[civic lance]

my Genesis coupe IN GTA looks hot

[sharp dome]

Yeh

[mental nexus]

I think just 3 or 4

Which 1 is a copy paste

[digital bluff]

How do you know

[civic lance]

There are no other cars that have a built in bbl IN GTA

[sharp dome]

Well mostly rumors man

[stable cloak]

Also do any of yall know what's the AI gonna be used for

[civic lance]

my car is pushing 400 wheel while weighing barely 3k IN GTA

[mental nexus]

I’d say there’s gonna be either 3 or 4

[civic lance]

ITS HOTTTTT , butt a 3💔

[sharp dome]

Mostly to handle the business like the arcade did

[civic lance]

Anakin ur breaking my heart @stiff briar

[sharp dome]

Maybe who knows until 10th dec

[stable cloak]

wonder if it's gonna let you control business easier without having to constantly travel around them

[mental nexus]

True

[sharp dome]

Yup could be use for that

[digital bluff]

You should definitely come to my mansion where’s there’s not cameras & mics everywhere

[distant blade]

Samir you're breaking the car

[mental nexus]

Move to #community then

[digital bluff]

No weirdo no one wants to see that

[distant blade]

#community is general

[digital bluff]

Gta online not furry femboy shit

[sharp dome]

Dm exists

[distant blade]

Sis 💔

[mental nexus]

I’m just trying to save u from a mute

[cursive bramble]

Hi guys , I'm thinking of starting gta 5 , from where should I purchase it? I have HP laptop ( windows 11 ) should I buy it from the Microsoft Store ? It includes both story mode and online mode

[runic bolt]

She's being weird

[tough mauve]

my previous run was aggressive hard mode and the rotation its from is sns-aggressive. how do i reset it back to sns and con? already finished aggressive hard mode now so options are sns and con.

[cursive bramble]

What's that ?

[sharp dome]

What's the price?!

Dude he needs to know where should he get the GAME FIRST

[cursive bramble]

19 usd

[sharp dome]

U can tell in rupees too

[cursive bramble]

1687 bro

[spark basin]

Five chicken biryani

😭😂😂

[halcyon junco]

Shut up guys

[sharp dome]

Make sure to check steam and epic games too. Prices are different

[cursive bramble]

Ok let me see

But online mode is best right ?

[cerulean sable]

im at 980k rn, i need 2.5m for the submarine how do i make money?

[halcyon junco]

Can anyone guide me how to link friends from discord in my game?

[nocturne idol]

Cluckin bell heist or join yacht missions

[spark basin]

I’m almost 30mill😭

[cerulean sable]

i did the vincent missions

[nocturne idol]

Copycat

Grrrrrrrrr

[cerulean sable]

yoo cool, im a new player lol level 18

[digital bluff]

Essentially you come to my yacht (I give you money) & you are forever in my debt 🇮🇱

[spark basin]

😣

[nocturne idol]

Try joining peoples yacht missions

[cerulean sable]

LMAOOO

[halcyon junco]

I didn’t get that could u explain please 🥺🥺

[cerulean sable]

i dont have gta online friends

[nocturne idol]

Try using the lfg channel

[cerulean sable]

i js added some random dudes in gta online public server

[halcyon junco]

I wanna play parkour matches but no friends

[spark basin]

Whatever You do don’t get GTA online burnout😓

[cerulean sable]

damnnn son

[digital bluff]

Just gamble in poker & get addicted like me an when you lose buy a prostitute. (kill her after) then go back to gambling

[tough pulsar]

your almost at same time i was like at level 30

[spark basin]

It’s too real💔

[cerulean sable]

yeah man, Everyone is once a beginner

[half gate]

I'm new. If I leave my motorcycle club, will I still keep my weed farm? I'd like to make money as a pizza delivery worker while I wait for my weed farm to collect more money

[sharp dome]

Online and story modes comes with it

Make sure to download the gta enhanced version

[halcyon junco]

Guys i got gta v lagacy on my steam what’s should i play im confused and broke as fuk

[cerulean sable]

that is for pc only right?

[spark basin]

Don’t do pizza, do quick farmer

[sharp dome]

Yeh u don't have to buy separate

[cerulean sable]

but he on console

[sharp dome]

U can play story mode or online mode

[sharp dome]

Scroll up he said he has an hp laptop

[cerulean sable]

oh damn mb gngy

[half gate]

Got it, will do. Will I still keep my farm if I leave my MC club?

[sharp dome]

Nah all good

[halcyon junco]

Yeah but how do i get friends there’s no motherfukers online when I play

[digital bluff]

You’ll be fine & yes you keep it

[spark basin]

Yes

[sharp dome]

Well that's why this server exist

[quasi carbon]

the source 1 of getting money fast rn is yatch right?

[sharp dome]

Yeh bt u gotta buy yatch first which cost around 8m

[halcyon junco]

😢😢

[quasi carbon]

i bought it yesterday for 4m

[sharp dome]

Ehh the small one nice

[quasi carbon]

nope

[sharp dome]

Discount?

Maybe I haven't open the game

[digital bluff]

Where are the people who already have $$ & wanna chill. Everyone just grinding but where’s the retired players at

[quasi carbon]

it had the discount yet

[empty bloom]

How much to need buy mension almost

[wet eagle]

What a beautiful day

[sharp dome]

Maybe try lfg others ?! Might find someone

[sharp dome]

17-20m

[empty bloom]

Its lot

[sharp dome]

Rumors though not confirmed

[wet eagle]

I confirmed it dw

[sharp dome]

Hello to you too

[wet eagle]

Now get me a drink

[sharp dome]

[cursive bramble]

@sharp dome bro reply in DM

[sharp dome]

Yeh my bad

[digital bluff]

If there’s only 3 mansions that’s kinda disappointing. So many nice houses on the map that could be used

[spring lava]

And guess what

Even tho there is only 3, all of them look exactly the same

[digital bluff]

Good old rockstar always cutting corners & never satisfying the player base 🗣️

[empty bloom]

I really wish GTA Online had more than just 3 mansions. The map has so many perfect houses that could add way more variety.

[digital bluff]

It’s a shame modders with no budget can amaze me more than a multi billion dollar company

In terms of creativity or realism

[empty bloom]

Crazy how modders with no budget can amaze me more than a multi-billion dollar company 💀.

[sharp dome]

#assign-platform-here

[thorny mist]

so whats up everybody

[flat bolt]

it's so cold my ice coffee froze

[tawny peak]

[empty bloom]

Ayyyy what’s up.. Let’s gooo!

[flat bolt]

wow im out here having a avenger level threat to my coffee an y'all laugh 😭

[empty bloom]

Here I am, dealing with an Avenger-level threat to my coffee, and everyone’s just laughing 😤

[runic bolt]

@mental nexus you might wanna see in community channel what the fucks goin on

I am no longer a part of that conversation

[flat bolt]

i choose to not use proper punctuation it's a life choice lmao

[mental nexus]

Ima check hold on

[empty bloom]

Whats going on bro

[digital bluff]

A bunch of weirdos is what it is

[mental nexus]

Ain’t even gonna look into it tbh

[empty bloom]

[digital bluff]

[flat bolt]

it's crazy out there bro

lemme back in i want back in the freezer with ooh from that movie

[empty bloom]

yo let me back in i’m tryna chill in the freezer with ooh like in that movie

[vocal swallow]

Darkviperau accepted my dm request

[flat bolt]

you gonna just rephrase everything i say?

[alpine talon]

I might have just beaten the casino wr

[flat bolt]

well you are house

i believe it

[alpine talon]

Just 32 mins

[flat bolt]

i think wr is like 20

[alpine talon]

They must be lying

[thin topaz]

How long will gta online let us play for free without paying the ps plus subscription

[flat bolt]

so the webiste that tracks wr speed runs say 8:45

[empty bloom]

Its just fun bro donot take serious..

[hidden crater]

Yo is there any way I can get good money fast any suggestions

[flat bolt]

i wasn't being salty i was asking a question

[mint turret]

Yacht

[empty bloom]

Good 💯

[flat bolt]

short answer, no
long answer grind a lot of money buy everything and then do it all over again

[still gate]

Yo

If i complete all faber guy things RIGHT NOW

Will i get the 2 mil discount

[hidden crater]

Ok fair enough

[mental nexus]

Well dax clucking bell cayo casino

[thorny mist]

brother come here

[stray root]

Huh

[hidden crater]

Yea I’m gonna do Cayo now

[empty bloom]

Buy nightclub

[flat bolt]

if you do all the luxer real estate missions yes 2 mill discount an 1 mil bounus

[covert rapids]

Bro anyone know some glitches im broke asf all the stuff is to expensive

[still gate]

Is the deadline not over

[empty bloom]

How many mension come..? 10 December

[still gate]

They said 6th December or sumn ig

[flat bolt]

reddit or google don't ask in here this is monitored by rocks star

[still gate]

Three

[wispy garnet]

why am i not able to buy any cars?

[empty bloom]

Ohh i see

[wispy garnet]

the order button is just transparent i can’t buy it

[flat bolt]

to my knowledge it's still possible

[wispy garnet]

i just got my mil and 2 mil discount

[tardy egret]

Guys why tf my nightclub goods disappears i had cargo and shipment 50/50 now its zero. And i hvnt tried selling them i was about then i see this

[still gate]

How lengthy are the missions

And could u tell me the names of the missions we have to do

[flat bolt]

have you tried resetting your game yet, if you have then im sorry but you either got raided and didn't know or you got glitched

[lusty fiber]

Yo is the mansions dlc today or the 9th?

[still gate]

10th

[flat bolt]

10th

[still gate]

Yo

[flat bolt]

all the missions together back to back maybe 45 mins if your skilled

[wispy garnet]

very short

like maybe 5-10 means each depends how quick u r

[wispy garnet]

on the map it’s prix luxury estate missions

[spark basin]

I want to talk gta online now🙄

[spring lava]

Talk what

[still gate]

Gta online 💔💔

[spark basin]

🙄

[still gate]

@half belfry

[spring lava]

Talk what about gta online thats what im asking

[still gate]

Gtaonline

[spring lava]

People really assume the worst things about others bro

Their intentions, thoughts etc

[still gate]

What?

[spark basin]

I’m grinding money on gta right now

[sharp dome]

[still gate]

How much monei u got

[spring lava]

Nobody gives a fuck

[spark basin]

[alpine talon]

I don’t even know how to do the Dre contract mission in that mansion

[spark basin]

🤨

[still gate]

Tuff joker

[alpine talon]

Timmy tuff knuckles over here

[still gate]

Why so serious 😍😍😍😍😍😍

[spring lava]

😈

[spark basin]

Boi ur tuff

[wispy garnet]

should i buy a sentinel gts

[still gate]

Yes

[spring lava]

I punch metal, for fun

[spark basin]

24 million almost

[still gate]

LMFAOO

[alpine talon]

I eat it

[alpine talon]

Wanna grind casino together

[still gate]

Rookie numbers 🦧

[wispy garnet]

or do i save for mansion i got 11 mil

[still gate]

Save for mansion

[spark basin]

💔

[still gate]

I got 70 mil or sumn rn

[sharp dome]

[wispy garnet]

but i could have aura in the car tho

[still gate]

Gonna do 13 more cayos before 10th

[spark basin]

Ummmm I’m okay 💔

[still gate]

@alpine talon HAHAHAHAHAH

[spark basin]

I have nothing!💔

[spring lava]

Yes guys buy more cars that u wont be using ever again

[sharp dome]

Wanna grind cayo together

[alpine talon]

Friendzoned

[zenith hazel]

Did they say how much mansions were gonna cost

[spark basin]

Shut up jonker

[still gate]

I filled out my 50 car garage

[alpine talon]

[wispy garnet]

u right i bought the banshee and i haven’t used it since i bought it

[still gate]

DO NOT TELL HIM TO SHUT UP

[sharp dome]

Above 15m

[still gate]

HES REALLY COOL AND TUFF

[zenith hazel]

I mean I figured, what about a maximum tho

[still gate]

tuff jonkler

[still gate]

Keep 20 mil aside for mansions

[sharp dome]

Depends on what kinds of upgrades will be there

[spring lava]

Does it take you 50 minutes to scroll trough them while doing heists

[spark basin]

My bad brotatochip💔

[flat bolt]

no one knows they arent out yet

[still gate]

No i remember where i put every car

[still gate]

Almost

[wispy garnet]

i seen some people say could be up to 20 mil

[spring lava]

Its not about remembering they are listed in an alphabetical order

[still gate]

Level one is hypercars
Level two is sportcars etc

[tight lion]

how do i link my

[still gate]

There are different levels

[spark basin]

Ur a alpha wolf aren’t you

[still gate]

10 car each level

[timber bone]

I hate oppressor mark 2 users with all my might

[spring lava]

Bro are you fucking stupid

[tight lion]

discord with rockstar im having v v problem with this is the 500k noww not here??

[still gate]

😍 omg my alpha