gta-online

[austere gale]

people false reported me in a group

[wanton raven]

Pleasant park might not be so pleasant

[dreamy stratus]

Steam support my dude

[wanton raven]

wtf

[meager jasper]

i recently hit 100m so im starting to carry people

[dreamy stratus]

ok

[wanton raven]

I need 100 mil

I don’t even have a agency 💀

[mystic snow]

Yo

[meager jasper]

Quick reminder for everyone, the gun van is selling the railgun, atomizer, and widowmaker this week

[austere gale]

can i send you some pics from a chat

[serene creek]

i just completed dr dre and didnt get the money

[dreamy stratus]

Sure

[mystic snow]

All guns I have lol

[serene creek]

what the fuck

[meager jasper]

Yeah but others may not

[mystic snow]

Did you check your bank account?

[serene creek]

yes

[meager jasper]

!gunvan

[fresh magnet]

You can find the gunvan locations for today here.

Requested by: @meager jasper

[mystic snow]

No shit

[mystic snow]

Idk then

[rare heath]

ive been wanting to vibe in gta 5 but i immediately get killed on sight when seen

[humble girder]

dre scammed u

[mystic snow]

Rip

[rare heath]

is there a way to get into more peaceful servers?

[wary folio]

Invite only or friend only

[mystic snow]

No, just keep joining different servers til you find a good one or just go friend/invite lobby

[keen hearth]

ye

[rare heath]

how does one find an invite lobby?

[dusty bone]

D-day is the only worth it one and you can solo it in 3 minutes and restart with no cooldown

[uncut wigeon]

Pause, Online, Find New Session, Invite Only

[rare heath]

ok thanks

[digital hare]

casino heist ready "legacy only"

join hesit 2

[fresh magnet]

@digital hare, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Casino: #pc-l｜casino-lfg

Requested by: @cold garden

[dusty bone]

Once you do all 6, you can access them in the jobs tab

A Super Yacht Life - D-Day

Or something like that

It’ll be at the top of the rockstar created jobs under the missions section

[wary folio]

👀 , just wondering what level are you in game?

[remote nest]

Hi, is there an active crew on PC where you can always play races and minigames?

[rare heath]

i joined a lobby, got teleported to the sky and then start dying repeatedly

very cool

[supple hornet]

skill issue

[rare heath]

wait do you lose money when you die

[humble girder]

^

[faint spear]

No

[rare heath]

ok

[humble girder]

yes agent takes it

[rare heath]

how could you

[faint spear]

Dlc

[young igloo]

Ngl rockstar should remove the safe contents as an objective after the first heist the safe code setup sucks so much walking just to leave the pent house

[orchid jolt]

Chat does one cocaine and painting full the bag?

[humble girder]

i think so yea

[mystic snow]

Yea

[orchid jolt]

Ight so I can get cocaine in the airstrip and painting in the office

[mystic snow]

[orchid jolt]

Is that....Jane doe...

[mystic snow]

[orchid jolt]

Googly moogly

[rare heath]

i joined a public session and immediately got teleported to the sky before the screen went black

[rare heath]

it felt similar to a fake anti piracy video

[blissful dagger]

?

[unreal vessel]

yoo the IAA mission are so goated

[rare heath]

are public lobbies just completely unplayable now

[unreal vessel]

just finished them

[supple hornet]

no

[unreal vessel]

why? sometimes i enjoy them i dont see a lot of griefers or anything

[rare heath]

ive been looking for new lobbies for half an hour and in every one ive immediately been insta killed over and over again

[supple hornet]

sounds like you did something to a modder

whod you annoy

[rare heath]

i havent played this game in weeks

this is my first time on in awhile

[unreal vessel]

both the avenger and the Mobile operation thingy give me ability to edit cars like in wepons stuff like i can change my gun on my dune buggy

[rare heath]

i left my house thing heard explosions in the distance and my game crashed so i reopen gta and when i entered an online lobby i got insta killed over and over again

[unreal vessel]

thats a question

[rare heath]

idk playing single player gta is kinda boring though

[unique jackal]

hello

[rare heath]

is there an easy way to find invite only lobbies?

[supple hornet]

yes

[unique jackal]

someone to do pc hits I'm new

[supple hornet]

just start them from the pause menu

[rare heath]

i mean yeah but isnt that basically just singleplayer

if you dont know anyone to invite

[supple hornet]

kinda

just ask the modder to stop killing you

[rare heath]

i have no idea who they even are

[unreal vessel]

is there a major difference betwen having the fort zancudo A2 and the airport A2 accept the base access and the price tag?

[rose sable]

i fucking hate myself

[unreal vessel]

bro chill out

[supple hornet]

nice

[rare heath]

also is it possible to start a private server without joing an online one

[supple hornet]

do it from story mode

[rare heath]

ok thanks

[humble girder]

takes less time to travel to get the crates

[unreal vessel]

eh to late

[rose sable]

its just annoying kepping in this life 60 years more i hope some nuclear war end it

[unreal vessel]

just did an impulsive decision and bough a hangar and an avenger

[humble girder]

which one u buy

[unreal vessel]

Aiport A2

cuz i didnt want to grind for the zancudo one

[humble girder]

cooked..

[unreal vessel]

and its more far away from all my stuff

[unreal vessel]

bro the difference is like 4 minutes with a fast car

[humble girder]

idk man thats a pretty big difference when ur doing 50 crates

[unreal vessel]

well if its gonna be that anoying im just gonna buy that one

but i dont think so

bro im level 97 and i have

yeaha but i dont follow the meta

im just trying to have fun

i got the alien minigun

[ember venture]

Hey guys just joined im looking for a car with F1 wheels any car is ok should be 500k max price
Im on xbox

[unreal vessel]

well tommorow im gonna grind casino till i buy the car workshop

[cold garden]

#xb-s｜vehicles-lfg

[hallow mortar]

idk i think the cayo replay glitch is patched

it doesn’t work and i tried it 2 times

[zenith dagger]

Invite only?????

[supple hornet]

youre just doing it wrong

[delicate pulsar]

How do I spend $67,398? Started a new character and want to have $0 but for some reason have $67,398

So I need to spend it

[zenith dagger]

Nah not really

[cold garden]

Depends on their luck

[low moat]

Throw singles at the strip club until youre at 0

[delicate pulsar]

Other than that

[low moat]

Gamble

[delicate pulsar]

I'm not throwing $67.3k singles

[delicate pulsar]

Oh thats a great idea

[cedar tree]

Can anyone help with heists ps4?

[zenith dagger]

I just typically get pvp sweats

[cold garden]

Console is different lol

PC public is another story

[delicate pulsar]

Alright gonna gamble 67k away

[rare heath]

do you lose vehicles on death

presumedly no

[delicate pulsar]

I keep winning

I'm trying to gamble money away but I keep winning

[cold garden]

If you got killed by cops and its closeby then itll be Impounded (destroyed)

Recoverable by calling MMI

[full hawk]

Need another person for heist (PS5)

[delicate pulsar]

What're some games that I can bet a lot on?

[fresh magnet]

@full hawk, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Everything else: #ps5｜other-lfg

Requested by: @cold garden

[unreal vessel]

bro i fcuked up and bought the wrong hangar

ffs good that thier like 50% off

[marsh owl]

How

[unreal vessel]

idkkkkkk im extreamly tired

[cold garden]

Just switch to Zancudo

[unreal vessel]

tommorow im gonna just spam casinos with my friends gonna get that in 3 casinos

[marsh owl]

There's only two hangars. LSIA and Zancudo!

[delicate pulsar]

I'm making terrible horse bets and watching the money burn

[unreal vessel]

i bought the small lsia the worst

[unreal vessel]

good that gambling is blocked in poland i wouldve been broke

[delicate pulsar]

Okay the casino won't let me buy more chips

What're some other methods for wasting money

[rose sable]

go agency and buy and cancel imani tech

[delicate pulsar]

I'm a level 0

I started with $70k for some reason but want the true newby experience and want to have $0

Might just buy melee weapons and pistols

[mystic snow]

Yo

[rose sable]

bro 70k its in broke level

[rose sable]

10m is broke level

more then 50m u are in medium level

[delicate pulsar]

I mean $0, like $0 as the counter

I know $70k is broke but I'm trying to start genuinely fresh

[cold garden]

Just buy guns or steal npc cars, modify them and ditch them

Or the more fun way, bet on all Red

[mystic snow]

Best way

[cold garden]

Who knows you might suffer from being successful eith the last option

[rose sable]

get npc cars and custumize them at mechanic

[rich sluice]

I now have 1.5 million dollars

I bought an agency

[sudden oar]

Your pfp gives me nostalgia if it's from what i think it is lol

[novel lantern]

which one

[mystic snow]

Sitting @ 37.9 mil rn. So tempted to buy something

[novel lantern]

buy every motorcycle suit

[rich sluice]

The most Expensive one right next to the casino

[novel lantern]

and onesie and a bunch of upgrades on ur cars just to switch back to what you had before

[mystic snow]

Saving for mansion dlc

[cold garden]

Buy a mansion

[rich sluice]

I bought everything for it

[mystic snow]

I will when it comes out lol

[novel lantern]

why the agency has nth to do with the casino no?

[rose sable]

haha nice

[mortal chasm]

When this coming?

[rich sluice]

Ik it's that one right next to it

[rose sable]

ur pfp remember of that cartoon i was watching it when i was kid

[mystic snow]

December 9th... How tf do u not know 😭

[mortal chasm]

I stopped play gta for a while gang

[mystic snow]

That's fair

[mortal chasm]

😭i hear abt it tho i just aint know

[novel lantern]

did you stop going to english class too

[mortal chasm]

Imma buy ts fs got a bill ts finna be lit

[wary folio]

Nice in my opinion I don't know if it's worth it to buy the yacht for the missions because normally I don't think they're that profitable from what I understand and you can't even drive the yacht. But I know that later I might be trying to find people to do the missions with but sometimes that can be hard because of time zones

[novel lantern]

i’m going to take that as a yes

[mortal chasm]

U want attention huh

[novel lantern]

what are the missions anyway

[sly cape]

you can teleport it but yeah you cant drive it lol

[novel lantern]

yes! so bafly! literally shaking in my boots right now from anticipation!

[wary folio]

If you're talking about the names of the mission and stuff I don't know but I do know if you complete three of them which is a weekly challenge you get a vest or something you don't have to be the host to get that item

[novel lantern]

how much money are we talking

[wary folio]

Only really beneficial thing I see about it is the air defense and for the cost of it I don't know if it's worth it even if it's on sale

[sour zenith]

Right now they pay 100-150K for about 5-8 minutes of work

[sly cape]

yeah the air defense is nice but idk im not sure its rly worth the cost there's more useful stuff to get

[wary folio]

At least from a little bit of a video I saw probably close to a minimum of 100K permission If not more with the bonus I don't know what it is without the bonus

[novel lantern]

HOLY COW

HOW MUCH IS A YACHT

[wary folio]

I know I definitely can afford it but I don't feel like it's worth it The only reason I got a penthouse recently was it was a great price without upgrades

[sour zenith]

Cheapest I think is 6 million

[novel lantern]

i’m about to throw hands jiggleheimer

[obtuse jungle]

wsg

chat

[wary folio]

How much money do you have in the bank?

[obtuse jungle]

me

[flat island]

can we upgrade/customize/swap the yacht vehicles somehow?

[rich sluice]

They are on sale

[sour zenith]

Oh nvm then

[novel lantern]

what are you asking

[obtuse jungle]

yall are loki weird af

[sour zenith]

😧

[obtuse jungle]

yeha

[rich sluice]

You can one for like 3-4 million

[novel lantern]

thx for ur input oliver pls 🤫

[obtuse jungle]

your welcoem

[candid dune]

yes the lads

[timber kindle]

Hello

[candid dune]

im the best gta player

[obtuse jungle]

b

[novel lantern]

thenk

[novel lantern]

hi

[novel lantern]

who told you this

[candid dune]

my grandmother

[timber kindle]

Wagwannn

[novel lantern]

hi

[candid dune]

which means its the truth

[novel lantern]

it’s the truth to her!

[candid dune]

yes and thats all that matters

[novel lantern]

are you a gutter

griefer

[orchid jolt]

Guys... I think Pavel is in love with Jody

[candid dune]

no but i have to confess something

[novel lantern]

ok what

kaitlyn

[novel lantern]

HUH

[steel dust]

heists?

[novel lantern]

did pavel call jody kapitan?😢

[wooden shale]

My bad

[candid dune]

ur nan also said im the greatest gta player but she told me not to say anything

[novel lantern]

it’s ok kaitlyn i forgive you

[novel lantern]

i’m sure she did she’s quite the odd one

[wooden shale]

Hmm

[candid dune]

in fucking deed

[novel lantern]

she’s a liar though

[wooden shale]

Btw guys

[novel lantern]

OH NO DONT DEE☹️

[wooden shale]

When is be update from Christmas?

[novel lantern]

in 26 days

[candid dune]

i definitely dont use a mod menu and rig the slot machine to give me 10 mil a day

[wooden shale]

He's been 8th December?

[novel lantern]

no i’m joking idk

[wooden shale]

Or what

[candid dune]

definitely not

[novel lantern]

probably somewhere around there idk fs tho

[cold garden]

When you celebrate Christmas irl is when gta adds it

Asking for Christmas during November

[novel lantern]

huh

[wooden shale]

But a lot of people say is be like a 9 December

But I'm not sure

[cold garden]

Yes

[flat island]

dec 9 are mansions

[wooden shale]

So

Is be a lot of stuff free?

Like a gun car or something stuff like that or close

??

[flat island]

best deals r now during black friday

make good use of it ^^

[novel lantern]

every time ghost talks there’s something surprising he says

[flat island]

xmax we get like...snow

[candid dune]

whats the best business currently?

[wooden shale]

Oh

[mystic snow]

Yea

[flat island]

nc

[novel lantern]

yacht probably

[unreal jasper]

Nc

[wooden shale]

I see

[unreal jasper]

Forever and ever nc

[novel lantern]

is yacht a business

[candid dune]

wtfs nc

[unreal jasper]

nightclub

[novel lantern]

night club

[mighty isle]

property

[mystic snow]

No

[candid dune]

ohhhh

[novel lantern]

oh

[candid dune]

sound

[novel lantern]

sound what

[flat island]

of silence

[exotic bridge]

5x Money and RP for yacht missions

[candid dune]

shut up you wool

[wooden shale]

Bro I buy something like 3.500.000$

[novel lantern]

what type of insult is you wool

[wooden shale]

And now I'm broke 😭

[novel lantern]

what did you buy ghost

[wooden shale]

Nice 🙂

[candid dune]

are you american

[unborn ferry]

Who wants to race

[novel lantern]

what💔

[novel lantern]

fortunately no

[wooden shale]

The boast about do with machines x5

[candid dune]

pheewww

[wooden shale]

If you know what I mean

[novel lantern]

no i actually have no idea

[novel lantern]

🚔

no go away

[mystic snow]

Yacht missions r easy

[novel lantern]

did you reply to the wrong person fella

[mystic snow]

No

[novel lantern]

what the heck

i said no go away cause he’s in the wrong chat

[wooden shale]

Hmm

[mystic snow]

[novel lantern]

hmm

[wooden shale]

Ok guys I have to go sleep now

[novel lantern]

ok ghost

[wooden shale]

Gn 👋🏻

[novel lantern]

gn👋

[mystic snow]

Gn

[novel lantern]

why

how could you kill those innocent people

you’re evil

they did nothing to you evil person

[last igloo]

Why’s me weed factory not doing anything if I got all the supplies

[novel lantern]

oh my golly what are you doing for 57 people to try to outlive you

[novel lantern]

i don’t know why you weed factory not doing anything

probably takes time idk

[last igloo]

Smart man

I’ve been playing for 4 hours and it hasn’t moved

[novel lantern]

i’m not a man

did you just misgender me in the big 2025

[last igloo]

Yea and what are you gonna do abt it

Sorry Paul

[novel lantern]

telling lester you said he can get a bigger cut

my name is harold not paul

[last igloo]

Didn’t mean to “misgender” you

Just tryna figure out what’s wrong w my weed factory

[novel lantern]

i’m joking pls don’t think i’m serious💔

[novel lantern]

it must be you

no seriously tho it’s probably just it needs time

[last igloo]

Like it’ll be done in December?

Because it ain’t go up all day

[unreal jasper]

were you online

[last igloo]

Yea doin setups and cargo

[muted shell]

What something good to grind in so sick of th yacht missions I’ve done too many

[unreal jasper]

union depository

[rich sluice]

To bad we can't get a master control terminal in the garment factory

[cold garden]

Terrobyte and Arcade is already enough

[novel lantern]

thief

[mystic snow]

Hmm

[novel lantern]

guys somebody get vincent on him

[novel lantern]

just pulled a ghost

[cold garden]

Youre only allowed to make cookies

[wary folio]

[novel lantern]

xcuse me are you saying get vincent on me

[mystic snow]

Nice

[novel lantern]

what are you speaking about

WHAT

YOU GOT BINCENT TOO?

😰

you must be stopped

[scarlet inlet]

I feel Kifflom and their nine paradigms should have its own storyline for GTA O. I'm ready to build a digital cult, y'all.

[muted shell]

What’s a good thing to grind I’m sick of the yacht missions

[maiden sedge]

Hey everyone, wassup? Just joined here

[novel lantern]

digital cult, what a way to call it

[novel lantern]

hi

who says this sir

[maiden sedge]

Wassup man? Just made myself noodle soup and playing some Smash Bros

[novel lantern]

can’t be you then

is it good

i’m going to 😡

[terse sigil]

I’m like new

[novel lantern]

wrong chat all i have to say

yes you’re the reason cluckin bell raid exist

[scarlet inlet]

I have a bad feeling GTA 6 O is going to be a cash grab like Roblox. Sigh....

[novel lantern]

fs gta loves money

[terse sigil]

The other one you have to wait 5 min

[scarlet inlet]

Take Two: GTA 6 O go brrr

[novel lantern]

do you go outside

[scarlet inlet]

Outside has far steeper pay walls.

[mighty isle]

tbf thrice a week isnt that much

[quaint flicker]

Should I buy the drone station for terrorbyte?

[novel lantern]

i’ll be sure to rob you

[deft basin]

@novel lantern would u be able to help with stuff?

[novel lantern]

idk do you play on ps5 servers

[deft basin]

Set ups mainly, and yes

[quaint flicker]

Im guessing that's a strong no

[mighty isle]

buddy

[novel lantern]

then no i play on ps4 servers

[spring scaffold]

Guys what to do with $800M

[novel lantern]

i’m taking donations

[mighty isle]

u aint robbing me

[novel lantern]

yes pal

[spring scaffold]

Im on gtav enhanced

[quaint flicker]

Send 2%

[novel lantern]

no i want 100

[spring scaffold]

How to give money to others

[novel lantern]

idk ask ceylon

[spring scaffold]

I can give 85% of heist

[quaint flicker]

Buying the terrorbyte seems useless when running no business

[spring scaffold]

I have the rare item in cayo perico

[novel lantern]

i’m on ps server

[novel lantern]

every time you say smth i get jealous

[mighty isle]

by hosting heists for them

[spring scaffold]

On ps3 I had $40B

[mighty isle]

and giving max cut

[novel lantern]

do you still own a ps3

[spring scaffold]

Yes HEX ps3 but gtav servers are shut :/ so my mod menu won't do a thing

I was a cool modder back then

[novel lantern]

skill issue

[spring scaffold]

Now I have a pc

With RTX 5070 RYZEN 5 cpu

[novel lantern]

idk what that means

[mighty isle]

means he winning irl

[spring scaffold]

It means it's a PC better than PS5 PRO

[novel lantern]

me

[gilded yew]

pc sucks

[stuck steppe]

Never thought I'd buy a yacht in online but It finally happened lol

[novel lantern]

you play gtao on pc

[spring scaffold]

Not if you have RTX

[mighty isle]

he has very high KD

he pro

[novel lantern]

what is a good kd anyway

[mighty isle]

[spring scaffold]

Guys I play gtav since 2016
And you guys?

[novel lantern]

2025

[gilded yew]

yeah so I’m speaking from experience

[mighty isle]

why are you asking genders

[novel lantern]

oh do you not have another option

[mighty isle]

[novel lantern]

what

kraft dinner

[arctic violet]

Is dropping ppl money for other players still a thing

[novel lantern]

no

[mighty isle]

sir this is gta server

[gilded yew]

what kind of dork would have discord acc from 2016

[novel lantern]

isn’t that the year it released

[gilded yew]

idk I was on team speak

[mighty isle]

i think it hosted2015

thats without googling but lemme check

[novel lantern]

guys

[mighty isle]

can affirm

[novel lantern]

what can i do

for xp if i’m lazy

[mighty isle]

paul is lazy in gtao so he can do yacht missions

[novel lantern]

go away i’m lazy i cant make 6m

[mighty isle]

maybe invite randoms and let them do it

[novel lantern]

can i have ur money

[mighty isle]

bro i need to pay my bills

i even hid some muney in the casino penthouse to hide it from the irs

[novel lantern]

omg i’m telling

[mighty isle]

big brain

pro advice right there hide money as chips in casino

maybe a backup fund of atleast 12mil

[mighty isle]

jokes aside u can have that show up in ur safe

i can flex my chips to my non-existant friends

[distant blade]

IM HOLLERING LMAO this guy tried killing me during a nightclub VIP mission thingy and I killed him
Then he tried to kill me on his oppressor
Killed him again
And he left

[hollow vine]

W

[distant blade]

You should be able to do those missions in passive mode

U drive
No violence needed
Let me do it in passive mode TwT

[mighty isle]

invite lobby?

[mossy haven]

yo who can add me on steam so they can send me a invite so i can do the sentinel xs glitch

[novel lantern]

no

[mighty isle]

like if u wanna be in passive mode that means u dont wanna engage with players anyway so might as well goto invite lobby

[distant blade]

Waiting for yacht mission invites

Doing them solo is eh I already did em

[mighty isle]

host them?

get randoms for em

[distant blade]

I could

Imma do that actually

[mystic snow]

The missions are easy solo 😭

Idk why ppl ask for help in them

[hollow vine]

It gives more money

[distant blade]

With random it makes it more fun
Rn I JUST delivered a tula
And the guy getting the second one crashed into me
I laughed

[distant blade]

No the longer you're playing the mission the more it pays out

[mighty isle]

money is given for how long u stay

[hollow vine]

That too, but having more players helps

I noticed bc I’ve done them a few times solo and with players

I always get more with multiple players

[mighty isle]

how so

[distant blade]

You'd think You'd be payed more if done faster for efficiency..

[buoyant ermine]

For Money Front businesses, should i give 2 shits about the heat bar at all?

[hollow vine]

Idk, that’s how some missions and death matches have always worked

[mighty isle]

all the randoms i played with were slow and took too much time

[hollow vine]

But yes taking longer does help too I’m just saying u get some more money for more players

[mighty isle]

any proof of this?

[novel lantern]

the silence is your answer

[distant blade]

Yaaa

[long nest]

what site do you guys use to see discounts and stuff like weekly?

[distant blade]

Well they did this with dispatch missions from madrazo in 2014

They stayed for 15 mins for max pay

[hollow vine]

Just data tracking and some other things but not officially stated by rockstar

[novel lantern]

the server tells #gta-news

[pearl lintel]

how to add rockket voltic in gta online

anyone help plz

[mighty isle]

i dont expect Rstar to show this i need proof thats tested by multiple players and not a single observation by a player u know

[pearl lintel]

for races with friends

[hollow vine]

This has been tested quite a lot, I’d recommend some Reddit or YouTube videos or community forums from rockstar

[gilded yew]

Just buy one broski

[mighty isle]

yeah i dont fully doubt u i remember something like this

[pearl lintel]

im brokie

[hidden solar]

Vespucci canals or del Perro nightclub

[mighty isle]

i just havent wasted time playing with randoms

[gilded yew]

get money

[novel lantern]

haha brokei

[pearl lintel]

lol

[gilded yew]

Socialism

[hollow vine]

I also do use my own experience ofc, and honestly I do notice it

[steel zealot]

Is the GTA trilogy worth getting

[novel lantern]

idk

[hollow vine]

If you’ve been wanting to play the older gta’s, absolutely. I don’t see why not

[hollow aurora]

When I do the MOC and special vehicle works I’ll get 400 kills and my partner will get 3

Best Uber

[hollow sleet]

How do people find you if you’re off radar

[hollow aurora]

They look up and see your mkII oppressor

[mighty isle]

thermal helm with mk2

and thermal sniper perhaps

[gilded yew]

Yes

[hollow sleet]

Okay but shoot through walls too

[novel lantern]

why

[hollow aurora]

Exact same pay that’s why he get 5 star Uber rating

[mossy haven]

yo who doing the sentinel xs glitch rn?

[mighty isle]

if u spot them with sniper sure

[quick pebble]

I have oppressor 😎

[novel lantern]

no

why

[quick pebble]

Ceylon am I cool yet I have oppressor!!

[hollow sleet]

So when you respawn and off radar n they still find you is it grounds for report for mods

[hollow aurora]

Online was made for drop in drop out

It was not designed for 30 people

[gilded yew]

Yes

[novel lantern]

ceylon say no

[quick pebble]

That was shadow gaming

[novel lantern]

yes now explain why

[novel lantern]

yes i am saying he should say no

[mighty isle]

to wat

[novel lantern]

to clyde

[hollow aurora]

He means that if you have over 8 people in a session the session will break

[quick pebble]

He's being a hater

[novel lantern]

no it won’t

[mighty isle]

[novel lantern]

who the heck is he

[quick pebble]

You Paul

[hollow aurora]

It’s a peer to peer thing people experience

[mystic snow]

Having an oppresor doesn't make you cool unfortunately, never will

[hollow aurora]

Hyper desyncing, lobby lockdowns, glitched spawns

It’s horrible with higher membership count

[mystic snow]

Mk1 you're cool, mk2 you're an asshole griefer cus the mk made a name for being the griefers best friend

[novel lantern]

IM NOT A MAN

[quick pebble]

Ok

Hee hee

[novel lantern]

why

[mighty isle]

Be strong

[novel lantern]

are you joshing me

[mystic snow]

Mk1 is cool for stunts, that's the only one I like

[mighty isle]

Man up!!

[quick pebble]

I just use it to do setups

[hollow aurora]

Most of them do in a drop in drop out sense

[quick pebble]

[craggy kiln]

Is there snow now

[mystic snow]

[quick pebble]

See like the thing is I'm not 12

[novel lantern]

ok negative testosterone

NO DONT NOAH ME

[mighty isle]

no its hyping u up

[quick pebble]

I can't be bothered enough to grief other ppl other than if they did it first

[quick pebble]

What about me

[novel lantern]

it’s so fun

[mighty isle]

Okay Nathan

[quick pebble]

Who is noah

[novel lantern]

why do you have that nepo baby cayo guy pfp

[novel lantern]

you clyde, you

[hollow aurora]

Yeah so the matchmaking doesn’t work the idea is the open lobbies are to group mission sets and get people your friends with in a lobby not to find lobbies full of people

[mighty isle]

u are sigma

[hollow aurora]

The optimal number of players to a lobby is 8

[novel lantern]

eat people

[quick pebble]

How about 1

[novel lantern]

who the heckling said that

[hollow aurora]

No no so I mean for doing multiplayer and not soloing

If you want to do multi person best is 8

[mighty isle]

be hated more than the mk2

[novel lantern]

do you have a crush

[burnt coyote]

Anyone needs an extra person for heists?

[hollow aurora]

After 8 the lobby starts to break

[novel lantern]

why is it hated

[novel lantern]

😡 😡 😡

[mighty isle]

the mk2 is hated because its used by griefers

[mighty isle]

are you griefer?

[novel lantern]

im gonna get it and be the ultimate griefer trust

[hollow aurora]

Drive on land

[novel lantern]

ok lester told me he like likes you

[quick pebble]

You mean 12 year olds

[hollow vine]

I think we’re ready for the mk3 oppressor

[mighty isle]

[novel lantern]

what’s that

[mighty isle]

faggio body shape

[hollow aurora]

There won’t be one in GTA VI

My deluxe doesn’t hit potholes

[mighty isle]

lucia's cake will be the real oppressor

[hollow vine]

Would be perfect

[hollow vine]

We’re getting one in gta5

[quick pebble]

Ok madrozo pfp..

[hollow aurora]

Hear me out faggio with grues rocket booster

[quick pebble]

I wish raf was feal

[novel lantern]

lester is a man

[wintry river]

@fathom trail @drowsy jungle use LFG instead

[mighty isle]

i will buy it for sure

[drowsy jungle]

I figured my bad

[hollow aurora]

Ok your sexist

[novel lantern]

is she not

[mighty isle]

dont let distractions come to you

play as jason

[quick pebble]

She is literally a 5'6 criminal woman with cakes...

[hollow aurora]

Jiggle physics is cutscenes so many people will be angry

[novel lantern]

tbf it’s gta

[mighty isle]

in my crystal ball i see you buying it so i doubt

[novel lantern]

i’ll wait for gta6o

[quick pebble]

Jason in game looks like a dad compared to Jason on art

[mighty isle]

[novel lantern]

well you can’t play gta6 on ps4 so

[hollow aurora]

Jason’s the Micheal of gta VI

Lucia is Franklin

[quick pebble]

Nah Lucia is Trevor

[novel lantern]

is trevor dead

[hollow aurora]

Nah definitely Franklin

[hollow aurora]

No he’s not

[quick pebble]

I'm referencing the cut heist

[quick pebble]

You don't know horses

[novel lantern]

what horses

[hollow aurora]

I have the entire lore history of gta on my bookshelf step to me please

[novel lantern]

are you talking about lowkeyezi cause he’s a horse

don’t harold with me

[quick pebble]

And U don't know about the cut horses

Shameful...

[hollow aurora]

No I do I know about the 5 cut dlcs

[novel lantern]

how long has gtao been out

[quick pebble]

16 years...

[novel lantern]

oh

[hollow aurora]

It’s literally playing game drawing pictures writing notes

[coarse basalt]

How much longer is left in the sales for everything rn?

[quick pebble]

Isn't it 5 days

[charred plover]

everything ring 🗿

[hollow aurora]

13 years next year

[novel lantern]

SO IS IT 13 OR 16

[meager jasper]

Logged into my 2022 account for the first time in forever, how do I get rid of the hazardous jerry can stuck in my inventory

[quick pebble]

It's 16

[hollow aurora]

Spoiler alert your all cops

[hollow aurora]

Came out 2013

[quick pebble]

Yes so it's 16

[hollow aurora]

It’s 2025…

[charred plover]

yall maths suck fucking ass

[quick pebble]

It's whatever you want it to be

[hollow aurora]

Yeah tell me more about that horses dlc and I’ll tell you about the fact we almost owned the unicorn

[quick pebble]

Like me, I wanted to be a blue eyed man so my character is blue eyed

[fathom trail]

Does anyone have a bravado buffalo stx with f1 wheels on it

[novel lantern]

you do it for us

[cold garden]

#ps4｜vehicles-lfg

[charred plover]

lowk too busy playing guitar sorry vro , its prolly like 5 though

[novel lantern]

i’ll throw them at you

FIVE?

[hollow aurora]

4 and vice city were my favourite

San Andreas was the most complicated to follow

[charred plover]

🤔 yeah bout 5 and a half

[quick pebble]

We have aliens in online yet no unicorns

[hollow vine]

U put it in ur ceo gun safe

[novel lantern]

yeah i want unicorns

[hollow aurora]

I recommend play it

[novel lantern]

they can reference my pfp for unicorns in gtao

[meager jasper]

Fair enough but how do I get rid of it forever

[hollow aurora]

Im talking about the strip club

[novel lantern]

i swear everyone will love them and they won’t walk they’ll hop

[quick pebble]

The oppressor is the unicorn

[novel lantern]

well frick you too

[charred plover]

completed the story 5 times before i got gta online 😔

[novel lantern]

no it has no horn

[quick pebble]

It does

[hollow vine]

U waste it until it’s empty

[novel lantern]

a unicorn without a horn is a horse so no the oppressor is just a horse

[hollow aurora]

Oh yeah gta V has gta San Andreas story in it

[novel lantern]

i have not completed close to the end of story

[charred plover]

maths aint mathing here

[meager jasper]

Did that and it came back when I joined another session

[novel lantern]

i haven’t even met 99% of the characters

[flat island]

meanwhile me with ~1k in online...still didnt finish story XD

[hollow aurora]

We talking about gta San Andreas story mode

[charred plover]

oh shit mb

i cant tell

[novel lantern]

has anything

[charred plover]

[hollow aurora]

Yeah I grew up with Pokémon and gta

Im 1 month older than Pokémon 3 years older than GTA

[quick pebble]

Ok Mathletics

[novel lantern]

honesty is

[hollow aurora]

Doomsday heist is doomsday mission from Dan Andreas

[novel lantern]

how long does doomsday even take

like full on

[mighty isle]

like 5hours

[novel lantern]

oh that s too long

[mighty isle]

checked my cmm stream

[novel lantern]

what’s that

[hollow aurora]

It’s 27 missions all up

[charred plover]

i got a mint condition umbreon vmax somewhere and to this day i still cant find it

[hollow aurora]

3 of them are finales

[novel lantern]

that’s offensive

[mighty isle]

Criminal Master Mind

[novel lantern]

why

[hollow aurora]

I have the original mew

[mighty isle]

cuz

[novel lantern]

ok

[mighty isle]

why not complete it...

[novel lantern]

me?

[mighty isle]

u get bragging rights

[hollow aurora]

Cmm for dooms day is honestly easier

[charred plover]

promo or first edition

[novel lantern]

for what

[charred plover]

[robust ferry]

Drift pits any takeovers

[novel lantern]

you

[novel lantern]

what’s this

[charred plover]

ty twin

[novel lantern]

your welcome triplet

[mighty isle]

u will not be average player anymore

[charred plover]

i know i am bronana split milkshake

[plain coyote]

Can someone help me with money I don’t know how to make a lot I’m only level 29

[novel lantern]

well too bad geylon

[mighty isle]

getting cmm done without restarting is flex

[novel lantern]

no

[hollow aurora]

The one you can only get from going to the first screening of Pokémon the first movie in theatres

[hollow vine]

Then no idea, I’d try going on YouTube im sure there’s some ways u can get rid of it

[charred plover]

step 1 quit gta online step 2 be glad u didn't waste your time

[mighty isle]

okay "Paul"

[charred plover]

ZANGGGGGGGGG

[mighty isle]

[novel lantern]

thank you

[novel lantern]

[robust ferry]

Somebody host a car show if not add me Osama1725 I’ll do it

[charred plover]

no

[novel lantern]

no go away

[charred plover]

[fresh magnet]

@plain coyote, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #ps5｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #ps5｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #ps5｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #ps5｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #ps5｜other-lfg

Requested by: @mystic snow

[hollow aurora]

So there’s 120 dumb guides that say spend 8 million to make 1000 a week

Honestly just do missions find something your comfortable with

[stuck steppe]

How often do yall deal with someone in godmode on console lobbies?

[charred plover]

take your moms credit card and buy all the sharkcards 🤔

[novel lantern]

why is there a traffic light in ur bio

[hollow aurora]

I have 20m in all businesses they all make a lot of money

[mystic snow]

Never

[plain coyote]

Fairs 😂

[charred plover]

why u looking 🤔

[novel lantern]

how young are you to not understand

[stuck steppe]

Lucky, all I get now is people in godmode cars lol

[novel lantern]

cause i thought that was michael jackson

[mystic snow]

?

[hollow vine]

All u need is to run some clucking bell (V sign on the map) a few times and then get the Kosatka for cayo perico

[hollow aurora]

There’s a lot of life experience jokes in there that make sense now

[mystic snow]

Wdym by God mode cars

[charred plover]

ok bro dunno how u mixed up tyler durden with micheal jackson but fairs , (traffic light is a need for speed reference btw)

[novel lantern]

idk i haven’t done it

[hollow aurora]

Like we’ve all been Ryder in our 30s

[novel lantern]

OH ITS TYLER DURDEN HWTA

[ashen pagoda]

bro if the avenger could dogfight like it does in the raiju mission i'd have a 5000/1 k/d ratio

[stuck steppe]

They can't be blown up or the people inside can't be killed through the windows

[ashen pagoda]

same with the choppers

[novel lantern]

i have a 10000000000/0 k/d

trust ceylon said you have to trust

[hollow aurora]

You put the numbers in the wrong order

Deaths is the second one

[charred plover]

mine is like a good -0000000/1000000000000000/ kd

[novel lantern]

ARE YOU JACOBING ME

[novel lantern]

duh

[plain coyote]

Okay thanks 🙏

[charred plover]

if only the clucking bell heist was about us stealing deep fryers for vincent 😔

[novel lantern]

i would rather steal chicken

i’ll steal an air fryer for him too

hi kevin

[charred plover]

bro is writing all of it

[novel lantern]

yes

we’re waiting kevin

[hollow aurora]

I should probably jump on gta online but cbf

[novel lantern]

why

so last year right

[hollow aurora]

It’s Saturday im feeling bleh

[charred plover]

rookie numbers i played it while in the womb and the game wasnt released yet

[novel lantern]

it’s friday for me

[hollow aurora]

Im Australian

[novel lantern]

have you even been released from the womb gtao doesn’t want you

why did kevin give up on us

he stopped typing after a decade and disappeared

[hollow vine]

Guys what’s happening😭

[charred plover]

some kid is gonna be born from my nutsack just to play gta 6

[charred plover]

no clue

[novel lantern]

i hope he gets banned

guys what car should i get

i hate the classic cars

[hollow aurora]

Starting to think makenna pronounces are reddit/user

[charred plover]

all of it

[novel lantern]

hi jury

did astro just get clocked

[charred plover]

what the fuck jury how about i touch u instead

[hollow vine]

[novel lantern]

go away i’m broke

[novel lantern]

is this real?!

[novel lantern]

does this kean burned

[novel lantern]

HELLO

[hollow vine]

Yes absolutely

[novel lantern]

jury is on a ROLL today

[hollow aurora]

Nah you took the blue pill

[charred plover]

[novel lantern]

you know what

[hollow vine]

[novel lantern]

you’re just as bad as the npcs that drive into me randomly

[hollow aurora]

If they don’t know the matrix

[charred plover]

mix them together and take the green one

[novel lantern]

WAIT DO YOU MEAN THE V PILL

[hollow aurora]

I AM the npc that drives into you

[novel lantern]

HELP ITS OUT TO GET ME

i’m going to shoot you with a railgun

no i hate railgun

[charred plover]

pretty sure one npc drove me off the bridge near fort zancudo while i was tryna do a sell mission once

[novel lantern]

i’m going to sticky bomb you

[hollow aurora]

But which one am I

[tranquil hound]

can you do the fbi files mission with a friend? i cant land a damn heli

[hollow aurora]

Nah it will pass

[hollow vine]

I’m mostly on the drag… so when this happens I genuinely get up and blow them up like it’s irl personal shit

[novel lantern]

typical for losers

[novel lantern]

kevin it’s not that deep you’ll be okay inpormsie

[hollow vine]

Nah nah they must suffer

[charred plover]

orbital cannon them

[hollow vine]

Shit this a great idea

Gotta leave a tracker on the car tho

[novel lantern]

GTA HAS TRACKERS?

[hollow vine]

[charred plover]

get some bst and get the rage axe and just start mauling them

[hollow aurora]

NPCs i use air strike

[charred plover]

rookie i use trevor

[hollow vine]

[novel lantern]

idk how to do that i hate merryweather

[novel lantern]

i use lester to steal ur money during heists

[hollow aurora]

I call 9 mercenaries a day

[novel lantern]

yeah well i call 19

[hollow aurora]

Also the boat pickup is neat

[hollow vine]

So it’s you that’s funding them

[charred plover]

👍

[novel lantern]

no you’re a horse

[hollow aurora]

I because Devon Weston when I plugged him

[novel lantern]

what the joel

[hollow aurora]

Im the reason the mansions buyable because now all he has is MINE

[charred plover]

lowk thought u said u shoved a butt plug up devon westons ass

[hollow vine]

Ur the real Devon Weston????!!!!!

Holy shit this changes everything

[novel lantern]

🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍🌈

juan horse

[hollow aurora]

It had an explosive attached

[charred plover]

its broskies profile picture

[charred plover]

explosive anal

[novel lantern]

NO

[charred plover]

pipe bomb devon weston does not have ALLAT

[hollow aurora]

So your welcome and dont touch my mansion

[novel lantern]

i’m stealing ur mansion

[hollow aurora]

Im stealing your faggio

[novel lantern]

what’s that

[hollow aurora]

[novel lantern]

i hate you

[royal zealot]

Hate is a strong word

[novel lantern]

OH MY GOSH THE FAGGIO

[mighty isle]

why play gta if u dont know what faggio means

[novel lantern]

i don’t look at SCOOTERS

[novel lantern]

my dearest apologies

[royal zealot]

Faggio >>> Hakuro Drag

[mighty isle]

scooters avoid you xd

[novel lantern]

are you joshing me

[hollow aurora]

It’s not a scooter it is THE SCOOTER

[royal zealot]

HOW DARE U

[novel lantern]

THE SCOOTER HAS RAN ME OVER

[charred plover]

just like women avoid most people in this chat

[long kelp]

anyone grinding yatch mission?

[royal zealot]

THE SCOOTER

[mighty isle]

[novel lantern]

it’s reasonable

[novel lantern]

NO HOW DARE YOU

[hollow aurora]

Nah i play with like 7 girls

[charred plover]

I know your secretly banned from being 20 feet near a women i just cant prove it

[novel lantern]

oh so ur 🏳️‍🌈

[hollow aurora]

They are in this chat they just don’t act girly

[novel lantern]

for sure

[charred plover]

u play with 7 yr old girls?

[royal zealot]

I-I well I’d neve-

[novel lantern]

hi jury

[hollow aurora]

7 quantity not age

[novel lantern]

😡 😡 😡

[novel lantern]

jury call them

[royal zealot]

Screenshotted and account id copied.

[charred plover]

u play with 7 , 7 yr old kids?

[hollow aurora]

21.25.37.24.26,20,20

[novel lantern]

let’s add an npc named astro to gtao and abuse it

with railguns

[hollow aurora]

I very much check that before I add friends do

[hollow vine]

Oh wow

[long kelp]

anyone grinding ps5 yacht

[charred plover]

yk ips are 3 numbers not two

[novel lantern]

hi kevin

[hollow vine]

Hi

[hollow aurora]

That’s all there ages

[novel lantern]

that’s 7

[charred plover]

OHHHHHH

[drowsy latch]

can anyone help me get some money please

[novel lantern]

WHY IS ONE 37

[fresh magnet]

@drowsy latch, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #pc-e｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #pc-e｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #pc-e｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #pc-e｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #pc-e｜other-lfg

Requested by: @flat island

[charred plover]

got grandpa playing gtas

[novel lantern]

no go away

[novel lantern]

he has a gta roster

[hollow vine]

Bros him

[royal zealot]

What’s the problem id rather him be cool with a 37 yr old than a 7 yr old

[hollow aurora]

I actually can so you want the acid lab and the auto shop save up buy Mac business and special vehicle warehouse

[kind prawn]

guys which jet should i buy budj: 3mil😭

[worthy seal]

Yo

[charred plover]

b-11

[novel lantern]

guys enrique is here

[novel lantern]

yo yo bromie

[charred plover]

WE NEED MONEY

[novel lantern]

all

[royal zealot]

If u have a budget in gta, that means you need to grind more money

[hollow aurora]

I have raiju and breezra

[kind prawn]

fr???

[novel lantern]

who is we brokie

[charred plover]

did bro not get the reference

[novel lantern]

no

i do need money tho

[charred plover]

tell me u never played rdr2 without telling me

[novel lantern]

um ok wait

[hollow aurora]

I have 25 million and every businesses I still budget

I buy 2 vehicles a week

[charred plover]

[novel lantern]

rdr2 has never been downloaded by me

[hollow aurora]

I finished the online story in 40 minutes

[novel lantern]

what the heck is that

[royal zealot]

@kind prawn Raiju, B11, Lazar, Starling, Molotok in that order are my choices

[charred plover]

dumbass

[hollow aurora]

Rdr online

[charred plover]

raiju aint 3 mil unless u got the reqs btw

[novel lantern]

li only play forntie and gtao

[hollow aurora]

Im getting a guage of age 18/19

[mighty isle]

gurl you've been living under a rock for way too long

[novel lantern]

ITS A SECRET

[charred plover]

ill send u a ass pic of hell0666 if u tell

[novel lantern]

nooo gurl ur slaying!!!

[royal zealot]

No bro, you’re good what I’m saying is if somebody has a budget and they don’t have enough for what the current price of the best item in this context, I would tell him to get the Raiju, and he doesn’t have enough. He needs to get more money. Those are the type of people if you have a budget and need people to pick for you instead of you knowing what you want you need to grind more money and get more established in the game.

[novel lantern]

it’s gonna infect me

why did he not argue that

why does he want you to send this

[hollow aurora]

Because I have a sense of humour

[novel lantern]

how many did you send him

[charred plover]

all of them

[mighty isle]

a perfect pair of buns requires no argument

[novel lantern]

what does the homeless guy give

that you can kick

[charred plover]

ok riddler

[hollow aurora]

Oh yeah for sure it’s also a problem players are young and don’t have forsight to save

[charred plover]

lemme solve this

[royal zealot]

When I got to the enhanced version, I immediately unlocked the submarine and started grinding Cayos to get money to buy everything I needed to be well off in the game; to the point that I could buy whatever I wanted. I wasn’t buying cars and jets.

[novel lantern]

then urs require argument

ok loner

[charred plover]

🏳️‍🌈

[tulip raft]

anyone doinh yacht missions on enhanced?

[novel lantern]

he wants you

[mighty isle]

[charred plover]

i know for a fact u listen to time by pink floyd

[novel lantern]

not with you

[royal zealot]

I stand with you gang

[tulip raft]

you on playstation bud LMAOO

[novel lantern]

you on wrong channel bud LOLLL

[tulip raft]

fr

[charred plover]

are u deadass

[flat island]

thats why u use lfg channels

[tulip raft]

shit

my bad

[novel lantern]

yes

[charred plover]

u seriously never heard a pink floyd song?

[devout crater]

can someone sell me a car at ls meet so i can get a free hsw upgrade

[novel lantern]

no

[rich sluice]

Ok I completed all the casino missions where the fuck is my car

[daring dock]

hello what is the best and first job to do when I'm new in the online world?

[charred plover]

blonde shawty will call u somewhen

[autumn mural]

cayo

[charred plover]

u only listen to tame impala and neighbourhood but u dont know who pink floyd is bro 🙏

[hollow vine]

You can do cluckin bell (V on the map) or you can do the first dose missions (R on the map)