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im gonna max all my buinsesses for passive income first
Cosplay as the valet and clock someone with the tazer/bat combo
thats smart
It's funny as hell
That's dumb
Exactly
thats not nice to say
I always do a rampage before entering into the casino
its something i would do
and it includes the valet
This time the valet is armed
I'd like to see that xD
hi guys
Plus if everyone else is running, I'm running too. Gonna look real dumb if I'm the only "npc" standing there
Dumb things can be fun 
Yeah of course, I'm just saying that I don't think you will get time to shoot me if I don't even break an stop my car on your body
True and that has happened
I've been immediately squashed by a car numerous times
Some people target the damn valet.
I won the podium vehicle last week so
doesnt answer my question
oh thought you meant your luck overall for some reason
idk the one I won was pretty cool
how does the car wash work
is there a guide or something somewhere
how do i maximize the value
hi
Did you try youtube
just bought it and the helicopter place idk if its fine
i dont use youtube
you mean faber’s work or the actual car wash?
car wash
Then use google
Quite a few yea, but basically heat goes up overtime or when u do one of the missions. If reaches max u stop earning passive and have to do a legit business wash to get it down
Huh? Your projecting I never said there was a issue with that
huh
Tl;Dr: not worth ur time, sadly 😔
whats the buisness that allows me to custom my cop car
because it doesnt work when i go in ls custom
Auto shop or agency
So where do you tend to watch videos
im not allowed to say it here
no
It’s okay we are all sigmas here
not reddit
You bought one off warstock?
ye
XD
so not worth ??
coquette d10 pursuit
You can use your agency
i made some easy money only rn
about that
weekly time trials are good
i need 1 more cayo
ez money and fun
for agency
In terms of profit...nope. even VIP work is better this week
is vip work 2x
i love running vip work cycle
Then do it
if you time it perfectly you can do non stop
i will im just lazy rn
Oh, I actually thought you could customise it in lsc, it being a pv. I never tried it as I had an autoshop already
no cooldowns
I believe there is like a ~4min cd 😔
mk2 still best for missions + buzzard ?
sighteer > headhunter > ???
Can alternate with something like agency if u working on those 200 I guess
Haven't done those in years! 😆
no it gives me a message i cant
for some reason
its a classic one for sure
might be fun to do again in ages
Yall does 1500% heist exists?
Do try and tell me how it goes 😉 it looked like a ~4min global cd for me
what is that supposed to mean
yacht defense if ur lazy too
you need 3 jobs theres also the case one
Im guessing its probably because its a cop car, but I thought when its bought it wouldn't matter, but that's not the case it seems
I just joined a random cayo perico and spent 2 hours in the finale, and the leader stole necklace and straight up completed the heist. All that for 160k
Yea, but it seemed to be a global cd for all VIP work, like I finished and all were on cd
W
do you want to do my heist now
ill give you a generous 15%
which is better than 0
you need to be in invite only
or they made the cooldowns longer ?
Bro I can’t breathe holy shit that was funny
Hm...I think I was, but will try again later
I started fortified and put a bunch of proximity mines in the subway tunnels
And this same dude entered the same tunnel 3 times and died the same way
I just said “you might have negative IQ honestly” LMAO
try to find a guide for it
certain vip works have diffeeent cooldown i think
fortified aint worth the truck price
is it the same payout as yacht defence
wonder if i missed the time for the free million from the mansion missions
Yea, I googled and I was wrong it aint 4min global...its 5min XD
i forgot you need to wait for the cooldowns first cycle
then its no cd
has anybody met dishonest_abe before
no
google vip work wave method
idk if things are changed
i will try it when i get home
got the acid lab to sell too
hopefully no griefers if i find a 20+ lobby
ye
tbh most people that try to grief you when you sell are terrible at the game 🤣
silly guys dont know you cant shoot missiles onto nc vehicles or acid lab bike
a few times a mk2 flew into the mines i dropped

no lock on and people are fucked
Mk2 people giving up when they realise their opponent/target has missile lock on jammer 😔✌️
wont stop me tho
unless its a vehicle that tanks 20+
its kinda 50% tho hit free aim
I actually admire people that don’t use homing
I Remember when i tried gta online on pc and i didnt even know how to use snacks
my dumbass at the time when I started playing online didnt know you could buy ammo from the interaction menu rather than go all the way to ammunation 😭
its much easier with the quick binds
weapon menu + c/v
yo
Sup
Hey
Thankfully you didn’t think you had to call merryweather for an ammo drop
Gta 5 from 2013-2016 is better than its current state
Should I kill the mini gun dudes in the ulp paper trail mission cause I know they are disabled but I don't trust it
Yes u have to
And they unsettle me aren't they machines why can I hear them breathing
They will wake up afterwards
They'll come back anyway if u kill them before getting the power on
And if u die all of them do respawn
So I still get screwed even if I'm careful

The main area you would slip is the staircase area
Yes
Since if they headshot with minigun ur dead quick
I died there 2 times
Because stealth just didn't work
🦃
not even a debate
I'm so lost I can't find the last fuse
Check behind the breakable crates
id recommend looking up a video tbh. theres a lot of stupidly hard to find spawns
Before entering the security check area
I found it
It was hidden behind 3 destructable crates how was I suppose to know that
I think if you kill them before getting the power on, there will be fewer to deal with on the way out.
lol
you dont need fancy technology to defeat a mk2
you just need bati 801
in certain ways
but prolly not in the ways you're thinking
a lot of things do need fixing tho that's for sure, especially matchmaking
it is a) semi non functional in its current state and b) dumb as a rock
Anybody know any money glitches
Cayo heist replay
Told you
sure u do bud
what is the best vehicle for griefing mc deliverys
I don’t doubt you have one, I doubt that you are better at using it than the AI
No it's true
Their reaction time was mad slow
Can npcs headshot?
And sometimes's they would shoot at me even tho I was very clearly standing behind an obstacle
is it possible to use weapons from vehicles with mounted machine guns or disable those machine guns in favor of personal weapons
I think so
coldest take of the decade
You cant use personal in mk2 deluxo, toreador, stormberg and scramjet i think
Window plating is useless anyway
you can use one handed weapons in the scramjet
I dont use it much ur prob right
You can also use one handed weapons in the deluxo if you are a passenger
I don't know if removing the guns gives the driver the ability to use weapons
U can remove the guns?
Should be able to
I think the weaponized upgrade gives you both the guns and missiles
It just comes with the guns
removing the upgrade removes both
Wow
it's so old now I've probably forgotten how it works
I'm getting too old for this shit
Bro is not michael de santa
Hey hey, I'm coming back after a long break (I got pissed at the removed vehicles during San Andreas Mercenaries).
Which of the new businesses is fun to have? I have plenty of money already. Already bought the Money Fronts ones because reasons.
- The Chop Shop looks fun, gives you the option to do missions to get vehicles.
- The bounty hunter ones looks ass.
both mid
Everyone agrees bout the bail office. Salvage Yard is good
21 isn’t old bud
Garment factory unlocks new stuff for terorrbyte
And oscar guzman for iron mule discount i guess
I don’t remember any of the missions from the past 3 years of dlc
Discord trippin
Salvage Yard contracts can be fun occasionally. Both are garbage though
just got merryweather hq 7 times in a row
Ew
if I run the 3 mansions missions on both my main and alt do I get 2M instead of 1M and 2 discounts of 2M each?
or is it just 1 per account?
I did it with my male character but I got the money on my female character just by logging in with
In Cayo weapon loadout?😂
so you will need to do them only one time
just 1
Till when the mission is available for mansion
probably the end of this week or week after
December 8th
Mansions release on the 9th
Good to hear
Hope it will not be like the bikercop fit wich isn't that exclusive
I’m too busy in Cayo replay glitch that’s I don’t see anything else in gta online
Bounty hunter is one of those “off the cuff if you looking to fill cooldown timer” missions
Finished contract gotta kill 5 minute? Go pick someone up by the time you get back the timer will be off
And the bounties pay 40-70,000
chop shops cool, for like the first few times
A committed businessman there’s so many features in the gta verse
how do yall stay so interested in cayo perico after the glitch, i did it too much back in 2023 and now i cant even be bothered to play it once.
same
@flint sedge
I have genuinely never done glitches Cayo once
missed opportunity
crazy work, my cayo run in 2023 basically financed everuthing i have bought till now
the guy i used to do it with doesnt play it anymore tho
I’ve made 200m off night club, 20m off every other business
fucking hell
Yeah if you though replay glitcher a that was badass
made 350mil off cayo alone
I kinda liked it but it irritates me
Casinos worse tbh. It’s semi over complicated
Guys
but its fun tho
And ladies ofc
Oh yeah now I don’t need money i do them once a day
But I’ve made 600m legitimately no glitches or dupes
I think I should start my own security business in gta for ppls cargo wha yall think
Yeah that’s a thing
bro
Well I made 50m in a month from Cayo replay
Ikk but like I wanna do it aswell like just volunteer no money no help
just follow people around in a oppresor or deluxo and dont shoot cargo
I just never glitched and it stays fun ^^
Mc is genuinely a nightmare
maybe i need to follow more routes, i always do the roof one
There is SOME value to the glitch it’s not a strong opposition
It ain’t abt the oppressor blacked out Mercedes just following cargo and shit need a escort I’ll be there
It’s more like if you have played this game for 7 years only doing Cayo replay then you basically haven’t played the game
i swear to god, gta online stupid as hell
this would work in a RP server otherwise an oppresor can just blow u up
Eh nothing against it. whoever wanna do it do it, I just enjoy playing the game instead
With of course armed units
buy a nightshark
the cayo island not optimized, even ps5 pro lags, if you go to specific spots on the island your game crash
I mean same I got notebooks genuinely filled with stuff I learnt playing gta story stuff
What do you exactly need to do for the free acid lab and ocelot virtue? You'd have to complete the last dose missions but I have no clue how to unlock it, how long it takes and if you need to do any other Dax missions before starting
no free acid lab
finish first dose and buy acid lab for 750k, finish last dose and get ocelot virtue for free
Dax first and last dose go to the R at the top of the map called “drug wars”
you'll just see them both appear on your map
Time to buy a suit
Any reason why you'd wanna buy the acid lab after? Trade price?
He’ll need to see Ron first
And thanks. How long does it take? Both first and last dose missions
Only unlocks during the missions
One of the better businesses right?
one of the best psasive
Also if all you do is Cayo replay please don’t tell other people about which businesses are good or bad because chances are your judgement is skewed because you haven’t done them
In between Dax missions, make sure u do some...Dax jobs as well! For the lab upgrade
🙂↕️✋🏻
you'll be able to afford the acid lab really quickly anyway cause first dose missions give you ~50k and last dose missions ~100k iirc
the best business is the cayo perico glitch mainly
im doing dr dre rn 
Appreciate it. Got a lot of money still from the 2x hangar and I own most businesses, but I havent played in a while and never really knew which businesses were the absolute best
TBF I did enough Bogdan Replay back when I am not interested in doing that kinda stuff anymore lol
me omw to do my bunker mission lol
Buying a kosatka in 2025 felt crazy. First cayo this week at lv 500
Bruuhhh
Might have been the only player alive without a kosatka atp
Ya missed sale last week
I bought it during sale haha
Learned to appreciate the simple fun. Money Fronts doeesn't pay well, but Raf is a cool mission giver. Hangar Solo is a grind, but the missions are all so interesting and challenging without being rapidfire shit like I/E
Last day of discount luckily
chat
I bought it for my 2nd char ^^
Enjoying the vehicle warehouse grind now too tbh
oooooooooo super cool maaaan
I will be like you one day
He did say "if all you do" so it doesn't apply to u 😉
Which kind of cars are yall expecting with the mansion update and is there a release date?
No it’s more that people will only do Cayo then tell new players a really weird set of starting businesses they have never actually tried
Dec 9
6906960
I expect more hsw...
Which ones would you recommend to me? I'd like to earn as much money as possible passively
I hope so bro
Trust me, I did enough of it pre-Doomsday. The Iron mule makes it way easier.
I can’t send gif ? Who made this server
hsw f1 cars, i would pay 10 mil for that
They'd go 260mph within 3 seconds lol
Still waiting for hsw zentorno
just add the rb19, its already hsw
Ngl I’m surprised they haven’t cranked out like 10x the amount of HSW cars, such an easy way resell/upgrade old vehicles with little work
still waiting for hsw krieger
Niobe is still fun as hell. Would be nice if I'd be able to grab some cars which feel similar
Why are the police cars that expensive?
but seriously hsw f1 could be amazing
Am rlly about to buy a shark card cus i habe no patience
hsw gauntlet interceptor would be nice
So that ppl have something to spend on apparently ...
nooooo
Without HSW, yeah it’s joint first
dont give them your money
As a guy who has grinded all, my buy order would be:
- Do Drug Wars, do trade price stuff use the money on lab upgrades, sell solo.
- Buy a south-of-Alamo-Sea Bunker, buy upgrades. Just solo sell by using a single bar of supply.
~ Use drug stashes to keep the Bunker fed without buying supplies. - Buy Kosatka + Sparrow. Do not grind them if you appreciate having fun. Challenge yourself to getting all trade prices and awards.
Im teying not to but im too shit at the game to make money
join a cayo lfg
I did but im on cayo cooldown
then buy agency
This game keeps putting me in lobbies with like one person bruh where the hell is everyone I'm tryna sell my acid
where do all my cars go if my ceo garage is filled up and i buy another office?
Idk
Idk
i dont have room in my other garages to move em out
Uncle Sam
lol
They transfer over
Though you can only own 1 office so if you’re looking for more garage space, buy apartments or actual garages
Is this where is post for looking for players sorry new here
google saying the cars transfer over when buying another ceo office
@inner umbra, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Cayo Perico: #ps5|cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #ps5|casino-lfg
Old Heist: #ps5|old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #ps5|vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #ps5|other-lfg
Requested by: @faint spear
lfg servers
Can you still purchase the Obey 9F?
Did you check in game?
Great, thanks
buy another garage and send them there
or get rid of one 🤷♂️
so im worth 188M and the game is asking if I want to deliver pizzas.
lol
I know times are tough but gimmie a break
everythings just in a bad pattern lol... youve gone from saving the world, robbing a casino and an entire island, owning every property, yachts and businesses available and now r* want you to do taxi jobs, pizza jobs etc. 🤣
The best first businesses are the auto shop and the acid lab. They will get you used to most game mechanics.
The auto shop contracts are more micro sized heists which will prepare you for Cayo and casino and the acid lab will get you into the swing of producing and selling illegal product
i started out clucking bell, then saved up for kosatka and sparrow alternated those for a while, very fast
I do cayo and dr dre
then 2x any business
And auto shop, then the 2x shit
2x acid is crazy money
TBF, the game needed more no-commitment jobs so new players can make money to get businesses and starter stuff. They are not for me but the Pizza and Taxi missions are good additions.
That’s for like beginning at the bottom
2x bunker is good too, then 2x mc is ok
Yes
Someone can help me doing some business? I can’t pay none so dont hope me paying 🦦
and you can go ghost
You cant in MC
I’m just curious but why does gta online use a 24hr clock instead of a 12 hour clock
i used to be griefed all the time, but no so much anymore
OTR doesn't hide your product if your transporting it
It hides you
But not ur cargo
Hello
Can anyone tell me?
Prob cause you’re hiding in that solo session
lol nice
long time ago i went to extreme measures to get a solo public lobby to sell before rockstar changed it
24 hour is superior
I actually can’t survive on a public server more than 5 minutes is sad
suspending task isn’t that extreme
24 > 12, simple
12 hour clock is the best
24 hour clocks are what foreign country’s use
maybe they didn’t have enough characters for the AM and PM
Are you xenophobic
yes
Humanity first
No but America is where everything began yk
No
Real asf
People come to America. The land of opportunity and to make something better of yourself
Ok
time started when christopher columbus set foot on america
Please keep the chatter relevant to GTA and refrain from spamming or LFGing.
For non-GTA chatting, please visit #community
Boooooo
Gta or America
gtamerica
stands for gamer time america cos we be gaming on that gta5 (this is an on topic message)

GTA set in Egypt and the biggest heist in the game is robbing a random temple for some silver coins
Ohhhhhhh snap
Wow
Rockstar games has stated that they’ll never make a game set in a foreign country
Every rockstar title will be set in America
Murica
We already have GTA in Japan. It’s Sleeping Dogs
they alr made a gta london
F other gta in other countries , just drop gta 6
imagine if gta 5 melee combat was like sleeping dogs
Whats the fastest car jn gta without hsw upgrade
just get a ps5 bro 🥀
Got to be the mini van
If you pay for it
I love my mini van
Hoping GTA 6 has a better melee combat system since GTA 5s is straight ass
Top speed wise, Banshee GTS. Lap time wise, Emerus/Krieger
yeah even 4 had a better one and since lucia (i think that’s her name) is a boxer sounds like they’ll put effort into
Vigilante has the highest top speed if you include rocket boost cars
It's the mini van
Im considering selling my banshee so i can afford vigilante
Im shit at the game so dont tell me to make money
Make diamonds
i been making money by just joining random jobs it’s chill
not fast but it’s honest work
make money
PvE in this game is pretty braindead easy considering console gets borderline aimbot
So grind Cluckin Bell‼️
fire reacted by fire
Just play Cayo
the aim assist makes it harder to hit stuff sometime
That's fire
It can be annoying sometimes since itll lock onto the wrong person yeah
But it helps infinitely more than it doesn’t
probs not as annoying once ur higher level cos when i lock onto the wrong person i insta die without armour
where do i report b2b scammers
@pallid plover
dihhh
have other country chats? (brazil, spain, etc?)
How can I play in the server on my system am new here
where is the gun van today?
ty
play in aim assist full so u can switch immediately
@grim tide
Uo
After I did all the mansions missions I didn't get 1mil
And also I see the icon of the mission again
Will have to wait 72 hours for it to deposit
But it’s GTA so there’s a good chance it just won’t deposit at all
So are there new buildings to purchase atm
there are mansion missions?
Oh alright
I have the money sooo lol
Not yet no. December 9th
Oh thank you
And why do I have the option to do the missions again is that normal
I can't wait to purchase a mansion
Can i get panther rn
Yeah 3 “New Listing” missions. One for each new mansion
ahh
I’m hoping we can purchase all 3
Can i get panther ?
if you’re a modder you can
I have 100k buying mansions should be a piece of cake
It'll be more than 100k
How much will the mansion be
I have like 100 million chips
45 million each

If I receive mail there I can claim residens
Finally, I'll be able to actually spend money
Imagine squatting a mansion
New mission in GTA: Kill all squatters
It should only be around 10m
Wasn't that like the first one
Or it just wont be fun
Bikers were squatting in the first mansion
If I sell the cars sitting around in my garage that I don't use id probably be able to buy a mansion
But we all know I won't do that
I love my cars
What kind of cars did u collect
I have all sorts of cars, I like my DR1 and Vigilante the most though. I also have a car with princess bubblegum on it
Idk why u would do that
You can rlly only sell 1 vehicle every 18 hours if u want the max sell value
I won't as I said I wouldn't
Id like to see ur garage some time
Yeah that'd be cool
I can show u my garage too I collect sport luxury cars
My Futo GTX is my prized car 
I think that's the one with Princess Bubblegum on it
Or you can get that as an option
Mine is blue
Pink for mine atm but I might mess around with modding them later
Unfortunately, it's going to be sitting in my Autoshop for the next month or so due to snow
muscle cars gotta be brought out for snow time obv, thats why it would be in the garage
what other business are good for a lil money on the side
I use mostly muscle cars, though I wish it were more realistic like the car looking like its going to snap itself to shreds at the slightest bit of acceleration
Depends if you have help or not but MC stuff can give you a fair boost for how little they need to run, ontop of the boost from weed and money laundering as well from the respective businesses around car wash
I would use the Arbiter GT more if the steering wasn't so weird at times
@raw helm, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Cayo Perico: #pc-e|cayo-perico-lfg, #ps5|cayo-perico-lfg
Requested by: @faint spear
Like it is so delayed at times
Muscle cars irl, you could have the wheel turned fully and still be going partially straight, thats what Im talking about not being realistic
do you get previous exclusive liveries if you buy gta plus now? there was a cool toreador livery that was gta plus exclusive back in 2022 and i wanna try n get it now
Probably a skill issue on my end
Dont think so no
The Toreador one was out to gta+ members a few month's ago iirc
Bro I just realized something
Why the fuck does anyone choose to live in Los Santos
Like at least in a city like Gotham you can assume the rent is probably low, but Los Santos is directly based on LA which means it's not only the most dangerous city in the country, but the rent is probably as high as the skyscrapers
the way the trees groove in the wind probably
Yeah the weather is nice until you get fucking domed while walking your dog lmao
Nah, never really have help
all of my mc businesses have been full for 1-2 years now straight lol
Or run over while crossing the street by a dude in a monkey mask while he's being chased by 57 police cars and 8 helicopters
17842 unread texts from LJT
pretty much lol
It took my friend way too long to realize LJT is Lester
what level is he?
To be fair though I think he usually hangs up on him before he can get 3 words out
Hey could somebody help me with act 3 the flying part
@idle elbow, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Cayo Perico: #xb-s|cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #xb-s|casino-lfg
Old Heist: #xb-s|old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #xb-s|vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #xb-s|other-lfg
Requested by: @mighty isle
Almost 200 I think
sounds like the average day in atlanta
Off-road tires and blower valves 
IM A CHARGER
phone charger
I love how the Lester bot reacted to my message about hanging up on Lester lmao
I got 1mil free when I logged in today? It said for a promotion. I'm a newer user so what did I do to unlock that?
#gta-vehicles message no im a charger
Did you do the luxury real-estate missions?
Do ya bolt?
I bury lead mate
Ya
You get 1 mil for doing all 3 of them
Oh damn 😆
Yuh
And they give you a 20 dollar voucher on gta air bnb

And a 2 mil discount when mansions are added (not that it'll matter much since the mansions are probably gonna be 10-30 million)
Nah they’ll be 7-15 million
All you need is the buffy stx and youre golden 😍
I got 3
I have way to many cars 
You gotta remember it's Rockstar tho, plus it seems like it's gonna be the final real update so it's likely gonna be considered the "endgame property"
I'd be surprised if it isn't an absurd amount
Nah they will always balance out to new players
That’s why the cap for most buyable items are 10,000,000 because you can buy them in a month from starting the game
I reckon we will see another 2 updates atleast between now and next November
I hope you're right
If gta was to make a 50,000,000 mansion all the new players would send thousands of tickets telling them to reduce it
The mansions will probably come with some tacked-on story missions
"Oh no Avery Duggan has come back from the dead and wants to steal your mansion"
There’s a new civilian MOC in the leaks
Or hopefully a business
The mansion is the business
I mean the mansion seems like it's just an extension of the money laundering business
I would love if you could operate all of your businesses from your mansion though
Wdym?
The mansion from what I have seen appears to be a kitbags of all previous DLCs
The mansion will probably be the "business"
There will be some sort of underground bit
Probably
Has an arcade, an MOC, parties, nightclub
Thats what a meant, like a 'front' for something
You’ll only beable to get one as well like other businesses
Yeah
Ok random thought, I know I just made fun of the concept of the mansion coming with tacked-on story missions but a mission where you have to defend your mansion from a bunch of intruders like the end of Scarface would actually go kinda hard
Oh yeah yacht life
the world is yours
We could see the mansions as a start to a lucrative heist imo
Like the casino dlc was a lead up to the casino heist
this will be the last major dlc b4 gta 6 so i doubt it

That’s a long wait then
A whole summer
i think we'll get a mini dlc of some sort
Nah, there will be few more
but i dont think any new "good" heists will come out now b4 gta 6
To be fair what is left to rob
nothing like casino or cayo i mean, maybe a little side business like car wash but like smth else
We've robbed everything and everyone
rob the police station for classified files to sell to Vincent to get his ahh promoted 😮
Vincent becoming the chief of police would be sick
Imagine calling him instead of Lester to get the cops off of you
Speaking of Vincent, I just did the Casino missions and I genuinely don't understand the reason why Thorton fired his ass after the final mission
Or you could call him similar to merryweather and he brings a noose team to your location
Bro really said "thanks for murdering my racist uncle, I am now going to fire the only person of color who works here"
Incorruptible asset?
He couldn’t get him to look the other way
I mean the casino doesn't really seem any more corrupt than it was before Thorton bought it
It was already owned by the Triad before
Also he literally looks the other way at the end of the Cluckin Bell raid lmao
Cartel activity
There should be 1 more
with this delay yes, if it wasnt delayed 100% no
Yeah but still, I dunno how working for the Duggans would be any worse than working for the Triad
Maybe it was literally just to save money, like Vincent was too expensive to pay or something
Most likely
They have their own armed goons
They don’t need a glorified bouncer
"Nah we don't need a head of security, it's not like we're gonna get robbed by the same people who have already killed hundreds of our goons"
Gas station clerk
Mr rubio: let’s keep hiring a head of security as he’s killed every other week
Best way of making money in 2025 btw
Also before my friend learned Vincent's name, my friend just kept calling him the "big ass Polynesian"
But come again Cartel run through men like it’s candy soo
what the hell is even going on in these dax missions bruh
im tripping balls and shooting rabbits
Is that the storyline with the therapist from the storymode
acid trip
the second part is
yeah lmao
not yet but same dudes
Spoilers but I don't think we actually end up killing him at the end of those missions
What if he ends up being the final antagonist of gta online lmao
Idk he should be a re occurring meme
I think he's the only GTA online antagonist who actually survives (other than El Rubio, but the point is to rob him not kill him)
I hope el Rubio becomes an actual villain not a passive threat
I do think him being unkillable in his helicopter is dumb
He’s not an immediate threat
Like if you want to give him plot armor, just don't put him in the mission lmao
Lol
Yeah but I'm just saying having him in the mission in the first place is silly because the writers clearly don't want to kill him off, but putting him in an indestructible helicopter just seems lazy (especially since we've already killed half a dozen antagonists in helicopters before, so most people would understandably assume that you can kill him)
I feel a more justified way to keep him in the mission is as a drone operator
Maybe put him in a tank or some shit, that way you can "kill" him but then the canon reason for him still being alive to rob him again can be like "you fucking idiots, I wasn't actually in that tank"
So he can detect you but is still a valid threat
Bored! Who on to chill! No mic 🎧 till 23rd
Looking to hang or help with any missions.
Y'know you can just ask without the copy paste thing lol
nah
Dr Friedlander GTA 6 antagonist confirmed
what even is the sell sessions in the events tab
Closed crew sessions
why have people gone back to the legacy edition
like the playercount is double what the enhanced one is on PC
modding
i just have legacy installed but i dont play online on it, i play with mods
ah
and i have yet to reinstall enhanced
Well.. ain't modding worse on there
Ok sorry but I just had one of those "comes up with a counter argument hours later in the shower" moments, but I feel like working with a cartel is actually more ethical than working with the GTA online protagonist
playing the game with mods
Ohh
Because like, we've basically done the exact same shit as the cartel plus like 100+ other crimes lmao
I’d say working with a cartel is worse but our GTA characters certainly aren’t angels
I’d say our characters are chaotic neutral as they just do shit for money and if people happen to get hurt or die, then it is what it is.
But it’s also like, is the killing of innocent people we do in missions lore canon? Idk.
If it is then yeah they’re terrible people
At that point in the story the GTA Online protagonist is canonically a drug manufacturing, gun smuggling, money laundering motorcycle gang leader/corrupt CEO with a kill count in the hundreds of thousands
In the final final DLC, i hope we get to murder our character in a permanent way, but slowly
Painfully
whaaaat
We mainly kill other criminals and terrible people. So we’re by no means good people but I also wouldn’t say they’re maliciously evil. But again it heavily depends on if the killing of innocent people is canon or not.
Like in Pacific Standard you can kill innocent civilians in the bank but is that actually real? Idk
I mean yeah, but the drugs are still being sold to regular people on the street and the guns are being sold to God knows who who are using them for God knows what
Yeah they’re definitely not good human beings that’s for sure
Easily deserving of prison time
I'm just saying they're at least about on par with a drug cartel when it comes to ethics lol
Granted, they aren't pulling people's tongues out through their throats
Yet
Can't wait for that update
Damn ok can I dm u?
Sure lol
Buy them from people at LSCM
Do u know a server where I can find people selling some cause nobody here ain't selling
lol this is so true
No but I’m sure there are servers dedicated to it.
I think the funniest part about our GTA characters is that us being able to hold like 2 metric tons worth of weapons and ammunition might be canon
Did the whole paper trail operation that garbage made me not want to play the game for today so I'll play tomorrow
Ngl that's how I felt about the Casino missions last night
Like they're not necessarily bad, but I played them solo on hard and good lord the sheer number of enemies and enemy placement is bullshit at parts
There's a challenge to finish them all with just a pistol, and I genuinely don't know how they expect someone to do that unless they either have a full crew or they cheese it
Call me a nerd but I tend to mostly use side arms or more compact weapons for a bit more immersion
Anybody doing a heist I can join in on I need a lot more money lol
Yeah I pretty much only use like 4 weapons
@jovial wing, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Cayo Perico: #xb1|cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #xb1|casino-lfg
Old Heist: #xb1|old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #xb1|vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #xb1|other-lfg
Requested by: @mint tapir
Explosive pump, heavy sniper, special carbine, and assault shotgun.
And I guess Railgun and RPG
I typically stick to smgs
The mini smg is honestly a lot better than I thought it'd be
Mini SMG is pretty nice
Heavy revolver mk 2 with FMJ rounds has been God tier for taking out helicopters though
The enemies?
I’ve been avoiding casino for this reason
Do you think we will see the garage in the game files used?
hello
There’s alot of maybes
im trying to setup cayo perico for the first time but it's being strange
The problem with gta speculation is it is notoriously unreliable
How so
it says i already have a lot of the stuff and intel done
i cant post pics but i can link them
Yeah so the first time you scope the island it saves it forever
You only technically only need to scope the whole island once
All that changes is primaries and secondaries after that
well what about the prep page?
i mean the finale
oh shit it says i can start it nvm
i thought you had to do everything yourself even if youve already helped someone with part of it
I was running around like a fool for the past hour
Haha
fucking hell even grinded for the buzzard
Yeah buzzard unlock was a truely humbling moment for me
Cayo perico isn’t that bad
lol
Just did my first one last night
Nah the first time can confuse players
Just a little
Is doing two people the most profitable?
There’s a lot of instructions it depends on the primary
Cayo has a lot of technical planning bits for it
Like the whole island each time will have primary and secondaries equating 4-8 million
But you’ll only get about 1-3 million
More people more profit but more expense too
usually aye, if u have many gold it can be better with 3 or even 4
but it can get caotic XD
Yeah my recommendation is 1/2 silent 3/4 loud
You can disable all the alarms at the airport by taking out the power box
Does anyone even do the aggressive approach for Cayo Perico?
not really
it’s impractical if ur tryna make money
If ur doing it purely for fun, maybe
I’ve NEVER done a cayo aggressive
I usually just grab the Longfin, the Kosatka entrance approach, is for the people who are doing Cayo with two or more people.
Yeah I use the longfin to go to the airport
People do it for fun
@thin trench dm
I’ve seen someone just mow down the entire island
No it’s for real never ever worth it you can loose a ton of profit
I always got to do the roof method. And even at that, it still takes me about 4-5 different tries to actually do a successful run.
That’s why I always recommend only 2 players for stealth
SPEAKING OF MY COOLDOWN JUST ENDED
3/4 players gets far more complex
I solo it every day
Yeah solo is the keyword
It’s easy to solo
Have you ever tried to coral 4 people into the elevator?
Someone always trips a guard
I’ve never actually ran it with a group
Singleplayer and Solo mode based games are the only games that I play and somewhat enjoy, but not by choice.
I never have a group
Yeah I have done groups multiple times
Never here
Longfin-drainage tunnel for me
Yeah always long fun
Fin* I can send the guide I use
Lol it's cool
Cayo, I know so many people say this but hear me out just find a good guide and GRIND GRIND GRIND
If you need help DM me
Yeah, but for Tequila I always want to get that $1 million dollar payout instead of just doing it by myself and getting around $930K.
I always get at least 1.1-1.3
Yeah
Will do when I get on.
Ight I’ll try and stay active
For coordination purposes i run:
solo: long fin - airport hanger secondaries, drainage tunnel, elevetor, gate, swimming
Duo: kosatka - drainage tunnel to gold room then to elevator primary exit, kosatka
Trio: stealth helicopter/alconost - main gate, no witnesses
Quad: velum - everyone dies
It’s bc bro someone ran me doomsday and so I bought it to run it back with them but they ghosted so now I need to get the sub.
Bro I lied that wasn’t the cooldown I’ve will got an hour
That’s literally my least favorite guest
Heist*
I’ll join DM me
I can’t grab gold. If a second player helps me, let’s say (85%-15%) and (4 gold), I’d get around $1.2 million.
Most people recommend Cayo because they don’t try other businesses.
Early game - acid lab, auto shop
Mid game - ceo warehouse, agency, kosatka
Late game - night club, special vehicle warehouse, arcade
You go stealth and go for elite challenge?
How wants to grind with me
Meeeeee
Which guide would you recommend for duos?
Remember the days when solos players could get gold easily..yeah those were the days
Which guest
I don’t have a duo guide I only play solo sorry
Hiest
FR
What are you running?
Still don’t understand why it requires two people to grab gold.
Kosatka - gold room, gate key if possible but most likely elevator, escape kosatka
Spider man do u play on a PC right
Console
Because the gold room had a double keycard lock
PC always be modding and it’s annoying
We can’t play then sorry
Was it the aim and look right glitch for you too? 😭
Anyone knows how much money you could approximately make passively per day?
Your good mb
Yah Ik it’s frustrating
Because it’s rockstar
I just need a good route for the gold rooms
The rest is easy
Idk I hardly remember
today I will blow up cargo then leave
How do I do the roof message
Love that for you
Oh I remember it like it was yesterday my boy I will never forget
There no real passive businesses that are actually passive. You will always have to collect or supply or sell. The best minimal effort system is about 1.4-3.2milliln per day
I never ran Cayo much before this month
I made banks off Cayo perico hardly ran any other heists besides the fleeca job bank
Preciate it
OMG 18M CASINO EARNINGS ON MY STATS
How would I be able to reach those numbers, could you please explain it? I got every business atp but no clue which (passive) ones are worth it besides the nightclub and acid lab.
How do you see
There’s a stats tab online
Imma check it is it on rockstar website?
There are things that I want to say about Rockstar Games. But I’d rather just keep it to myself.
I’m on cooldown
How long do you play on average? If you have every business you should be able to make $6M in less than 4hrs per day
Yeah
Without trying too much
I need to invest in staff upgrades for my Mac business
All passive businesses combined?
Cluckin bell
Depends on the day ofcourse. Been playing for like 6 hrs today, but when I gotta go to school and work out, I won’t be online
Ok first we have to define passive. Passive meaning you don’t do anything but collect. That would be the safes each safe takes about 6-7 hours to fill to capacity not being actively assisted and make about 950,000 that’s not touching or supplying. The next thing you can do that requires no input is good sport that will get you 2000 every 3 hours so 954,000
Ig i have to buy mct
SAME
Perico Cayo
..
caro pecivo
Agency ig?
I just hit 4 mill what would I buy
Ye
Kosatka if u dont have it
Mc bussinesses equipment and staff upgrade
I do that’s how I made it
Makes sense
Kosatka
Otherwise whatever you want
It’s impossible to patch
Yeah about 24 other methods depends what you like to do, drive, shoot or just hang around
So yes
Even on console?
I got 95M in Cayo perico LMAO
Acid Lab
If you’re trying to minmax your income you can get the nightclub and link 5 businesses to it
Should I buy a MOC
How much can i earn from all passive businesses combined ???
like I said the only heist that I’ve done
If you have someone to play with then yes even console
Nice
954,000 per 8 hours
The penthouse is cool and you get most of your money back for doing the missions for the first time, but I highly recommend doing it with friends (especially if you're playing on hard)
I’ve made around 15-30
How big of a window do you have for the replay glitch?
Mc businesses also
I have the maxed out penthouse
Yes very worth it
How worth it
Those aren’t passive you need to supply and sell
Ok but you can combine them
moc do anything challenge (impossible)
Thats minimal work yk
Not that big, couple of seconds at best. You need to be ready
I didn’t even realise this but I have every business in the game and I’ve taken 2-3 years break and I’ve played gta only since 2020 this shows how broken Cayo was
Lokey I’m debating buying the MOC bc imma max it out
The minimal route brings you upto 2.4 million per 8 hours
What’s the best way on console, do you know that?
Ok
Getting that while doing cayo setups / finales is insane
I literally got all relevant weaponised/heavy vehicles in the game
Same, except for the garage
Besides the new jet
No I did that fine it’s the actual heist itself has way to many prices and parts
#bringbackoldcayo
Ohh fair enough
At the salvage yard doing just tow truck missions all day for 8 hours gets you 1.8 million dollars and people say that’s bad still
How easy does making money have to be
I just maxed the Mov and bought it
I need a baddie to FaceTime tonight
Instant regrets
MC businesses are some of the worst businesses to grind overall (minus a couple of exceptions) unless they are on bonus
Depends the heist
Yeah people call them passive but they really require a lot of maintenance
Raids, resupply, sells
and you asked on discord </3
Link me it works all the time my guy lmao
I do just contracts make 8 million per 8 hours
I meet my baby mother on Discord gang
Stg
Is this tuff in chamberlain hills
I swear it’s always the PlayStation symbol
How beneficial is the agency passive income? I completed like 5 jobs so far lol
The vip ones?
The cayo disconnect one
Nope so I do:
auto shop contracts
Mc contracts
Franklin contracts
Pay phone hits
Mil an hour is nice. Switching it up is even better yeah
Got a kosatka 2 days ago and already bored
Did setups twice and that shit is mind numbing
gotta love the boring heist that makes you more bored later
Best to not play it tbh
Yo are u on
Dont even wanna get used to the money
The only way Cayo peri I is the most profitable is if you take out every practical variable of the game
If you add the variable in Cayo only pays 200-500k an hour
Cayo so boring i reset my account just to make money without it
Yo
Yeah I got tequila twice now after the madrazo files
they really gotta make it more harder
Couldnt even be bothered to finish it
Just make it guaranteed tequila atp
It already is for me
thats what it already is 60% of the time
little timmy can’t use brainpower to complete something hard
Rockstar always caters to newer players
Yuh
Because they want more sales over player retention
I wonder where the even split between game sales and shark card sales lie
How easy does the game have to be to get people to play but how hard does it have to be to get people to spend in game purchases
So they sell 5 million copies of the game every 3 months
Why was someone talking about clearing cache after doing a replay glitch?
So if you do the game more than twice in a row the game stops paying you
you have to do it or else you risk losing the heist on console, or simply not getting money
So people think of you clear the cache the game forgets you did the last 2 heists
That explains why I lost it the second time with bogdan
But that doesn’t work?
Rockstar tryna crack down on boring gameplay
They boring the hell outta me with dr dre or the cars now
You need to do 200 for the max passive income of 20k you basically make an additional $100 per contract up until you reach the 20k gap
Might as well do it to em
There’s a payment cap (that’s how they patched this glitch btw)
so if you exceed this cap you missions just won’t pay
What’s the workaround? Do people b2b because of this and then wait for a cooldown or?
Yeah safe method (only thing that’s actually passive is 954,000 per 8 hours
That’s gonna take a while damn. Worth it or should I just run dr dre?
Then there’s the sudo passive or things confuse for passive that actually aren’t
Yeah I call the mc businesses passive but you still gotta go there and buy stuff
I think it’s worth it you can quit to menu, go to story mode, and then rejoin online and the 5 minute cooldown will be gone so it’s easy to grind and once you have it you keep it
Good one. Thanks.
I just call those semi passive
Nightclub is the one I call passive because you literally don’t have to do anything other than sell
Nah 200 contracts * 10 minutes is 2000/60 33 hours so just over a day
And selling NC is easy
There passive nightclub and active nightclub
