gta-online

[errant socket]

Bro i thinks he i just a new lad, i guess he didnt knew about it

[mossy peak]

No i literally joined to get help to fix this

[errant socket]

Bro open ticket in rockstar support

[mossy peak]

How

[errant socket]

Ig u l get your issue resolved faster

[regal timber]

I wonder why i cant play the cayo perico heist after 10-11 hours wait time

[errant socket]

Search rockstar support in your browser

[mossy peak]

ok

[errant socket]

??

[errant socket]

Once you complete you have to gather intel again to start

[regal timber]

Ohh

[quiet vine]

plsss add me i kinda ppoor on friends PLSSSS

[mint tapir]

!lfg

[fresh magnet]

@quiet vine, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #pc-e｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #pc-e｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #pc-e｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #pc-e｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #pc-e｜other-lfg

Requested by: @mint tapir

[regal timber]

that explains alot haha

[errant socket]

And bro u are using mods to play gta

[mint tapir]

LMAO

[errant socket]

Sheesh bro

[wary folio]

@regal timber btw #assign-platform-here might help you try to find people to play with from this server

[errant socket]

@foggy island broo

[regal timber]

No i do not

[errant socket]

Ur activity says that

[mint tapir]

why do u act so surprised?

[wary folio]

!modmail @errant socket

[fresh magnet]

@errant socket If you need to contact Moderators or Report a User, please send a Direct Message to @pallid plover

Requested by: @wary folio

[dull radish]

Anyone from ps5 online rn?

[wintry river]

can't name menus

[fresh magnet]

@dull radish, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #ps5｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #ps5｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #ps5｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #ps5｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #ps5｜other-lfg

Requested by: @wary folio

[wary folio]

[errant socket]

Bro ban him from server and i am sorry for naming

[mint tapir]

broo i wish i could transfer my gta from epic games to steam, i HATE epic games with a passion 😭

[foggy island]

what's up?

[regal timber]

Does it

[mint tapir]

it was about some kid using a mod menu but Duviet alr sorted it out lol

[errant socket]

@regal timber is using mod menu and playing gtao

[foggy island]

ok

[errant socket]

Nope

[foggy island]

we don't care

[dull radish]

Oh no

[foggy island]

move on

[errant socket]

He didnt ban him

[dull radish]

Based

[mint tapir]

u dont get banned btw

[errant socket]

Then?

[regal timber]

No i do play GTAO but i am not using mods

[mint tapir]

nothing happens, move along

[errant socket]

But… uk

[steel veldt]

I want to join in cayo perico heist

[mint tapir]

this isnt an official gta server u do realise that right?

[mint tapir]

!lfg

[fresh magnet]

@steel veldt, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Cayo Perico: #pc-e｜cayo-perico-lfg

Requested by: @mint tapir

[elfin relic]

jus so u all know. cobra may have mods on pc so does a lot people. but what said in this discord server and what he does on gta 5 online are 2 seprate things. he could say he doesnt use them here but in the game he bombs the entire lobby we never know

[exotic sluice]

That second listing mission is such a fucking pain

[mint tapir]

doesnt matter, u wont get banned here for using mods unless u start flexing that ur modding

[woeful laurel]

how vro

[mint tapir]

?? easiest mission ever LOL

[elfin relic]

flexxing OR hindering other players

[mint tapir]

which he didnt do

[wintry river]

too much NPCs spawn?

[faint spear]

Shoot and move ppl, shoot and move

[exotic sluice]

How much damage did your truck take then?

[mint tapir]

barely any

u just blow em all up

[faint spear]

[dull radish]

[errant socket]

Bro am sorry

But i am frustrated with these people

[mint tapir]

[errant socket]

Each time i am on a sell mission in public lobby it crashes

Because of these modders

[mint tapir]

lets have a think, private sessions? maybe just switch sessions?

[errant socket]

Thats why i am angry

[clever rover]

Is casino heist a buggy mess in general or is it still bcuz there's a modder in team?

[mint tapir]

modder is why

[foggy island]

valid crashout

[wary folio]

Is it near the man trap?

[faint spear]

That's why most in this servers crew wait till Friday to sell their stuff

Which you are in

[errant socket]

Hmm

[clever rover]

Whole mission tbh and audio cutting off randomly

[mint tapir]

my crew better ngl (its just me in it)

[errant socket]

But i am from india and its night when these events start

[rustic gazelle]

Gettin put in bad sports on a dc server is crazy work

[faint spear]

Fair

[devout wigeon]

my room smells like burning plastic

chat am i cooked

[mint tapir]

possibly

[errant socket]

Yaa ig

[faint spear]

I've been in bad sports in this server more times than in GTAO

[foggy island]

Maybe we can start doing two sell sessions

[mint tapir]

yikes

[devout wigeon]

its not my penguin and its not my computer i lowkey dont know where the smell is coming frokm

[foggy island]

12h apart

[faint spear]

Friday and Tuesday seem like good days tbh

[rustic gazelle]

Do u get that hat everytime ur in badsports?

[faint spear]

Yes

[dull radish]

untraceable 69420

[errant socket]

Bro plsss

[rustic gazelle]

Never been in badsports be4

[faint spear]

You don't get to keep the dunce hat

Shame

[foggy island]

Oh I meant more like two on friday so people from all timezones can have a chance

[mint tapir]

lol

[rustic gazelle]

Ik but im saying i have never had it

[errant socket]

Bro pls do that pls pls pls

[faint spear]

Probably better your way yeah

[rustic gazelle]

What is awake begging for like bro tf

[mystic snow]

Hey

[foggy island]

I'll tell suz

[mint tapir]

for another sell session time to be added 🤣🤣

[faint spear]

[errant socket]

Bro u will not understand the pain

[rustic gazelle]

What even is that

[faint spear]

This server crew sell sessions

[mint tapir]

for crew members to sell stuff without getting griefed but still getting the public session bonus

[faint spear]

They do weekly crew sell session/s on Fridays

[mint tapir]

js do private sessions atp 😭

waiting a whole week to sell stuff isnt profitable one bit

[wary folio]

Too bad it's only on PC

[faint spear]

For now yeah

[mint tapir]

i'd rather take a loss on using a invite only session than wait an entire week and lose millions

[rustic gazelle]

And do u make alot of money from dat

[mint tapir]

not too much more

[rustic gazelle]

How much

[mint tapir]

i think its like 100k idk

[faint spear]

Well since your in the max session so you get max High Demand Bonus and depends what your selling yeag

[mint tapir]

i dont sell in public sessions

[errant socket]

Good night chat

[rustic gazelle]

100k? Yo awake ur begging for 100k?

[faint spear]

More than 100k man

[errant socket]

4.4m to 6.5m

[errant socket]

Bro its like 2m difference

[rustic gazelle]

6.5m from a sell mission?

[mint tapir]

i thought u meant from 1 business

[errant socket]

Full cargo sell mission

[mint tapir]

if ur selling everything yes

[faint spear]

It depends what your selling and how much of it your selling

[mint tapir]

yea

[errant socket]

Hmm

[rustic gazelle]

So wait i think i get it, the whole server gathers up so there is a full session, and everyone sells so they get max money and no one griefs anyone

[faint spear]

Yes

[errant socket]

Good night chat see you tmrw

[faint spear]

Gn

[mint tapir]

there's other servers that do more frequent sell sessions if u dont wanna wait

[foggy island]

nice

[rustic gazelle]

Thats pretty good wdym bad bro

[foggy island]

good for them

[rustic gazelle]

Which days does the server do this

[mint tapir]

i wasnt talking to u 💀

[faint spear]

Im guessing wrong ping

Friday

[mint tapir]

on a friday

[rustic gazelle]

And which time

[mint tapir]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[rustic gazelle]

Fym u dont jnow

[foggy island]

oh my bad, guess I can't speak unless you talk to me

smh

[mint tapir]

i alr stated that i dont sell in public sessions therefore how would i know what times they do it

[rustic gazelle]

Smh which i think means shake my head gotta be the worst abbreviation

[mint tapir]

its because ur saying good for them which is somewhat rude and as a staff member i'd assume professionalism was a part of the job

[rustic gazelle]

Just cuz u dont sell in public sessions dont mean u dont the time

[foggy island]

You're making an assumption

[mint tapir]

does for me, cos i dont know the times as im not in the crew either

[foggy island]

and you're wrong

[mint tapir]

how so

[wary folio]

Fyi server crew does events and stuff only on PC version

[rustic gazelle]

Also how do i join a gta crew for the thingy on my car

[foggy island]

I actually mean what I said, good for them that they can do more frequent sell sessions

[rustic gazelle]

Only on pc?

[mint tapir]

🤣 whatever hahaha

[wary folio]

Unfortunately

[mystic snow]

Yes

[mint tapir]

thats a fire cover story 🙂

[rustic gazelle]

Man fuh dis give us some respect

[wary folio]

Doesn't really help console users much

[rustic gazelle]

Frrrr

[mint tapir]

there's not many people on ps4 anymore so

[faint spear]

Maybe in the future

[rustic gazelle]

And? There still are alot

[faint spear]

never happening

[wary folio]

But probably unlikely that it would be the legacy version systems

[mint tapir]

isnt playstation like dropping old gen stuff? idk

i saw something on tiktok so probably a lie but yea

[foggy island]

I mean there's like 10 people on ps4 in the crew

so kinda pointless

[rustic gazelle]

Eh i mean i will still sell on public sessions

[faint spear]

Not max HDB though which is what most crew members want

[foggy island]

Might make more sense to try out ps5 and pc legacy next week alongside pc enhanced

[mint tapir]

its better for u cos no modders but ofc u still got griefers

[rustic gazelle]

Whats the best and easiest business to cap out and sell on public sesisons

[faint spear]

Acid

Easily best passive

[rustic gazelle]

How much does it make capped

[faint spear]

527,740 in a max session

3-4 hrs to make

With equipment upgrade

And product name changed

[stray shuttle]

Yo im currently broke and dont know a good glitch

[rustic gazelle]

Thats ass

But yea its passive bur still ass

[mint tapir]

LMAO

[wary folio]

Even 50 would probably be decent because then you would have a better chance of being able to have a full session for sales depending on time zones

[mint tapir]

what are u expecting from a PASSIVE business

[rustic gazelle]

Wdym lmao, 500k every 4 hours is not good

[mint tapir]

it is when its PASSIVE

[rich sluice]

It makes money in the background

[mint tapir]

just do cayo/other business stuff

[rustic gazelle]

500k every like 2.5 hours

[faint spear]

Its essentially free easy money

[rich sluice]

Doesn't need attention until sale time

[faint spear]

All you rlly need to do is buy supplies

[mint tapir]

and even that barely requires much attention

[wary folio]

@rustic gazelle fyi Acid Lad is decent $. @faint spear could help you with that advice

[rustic gazelle]

Any other fully passive businesss cuz just 1 aint gonna cut it

[rich sluice]

You can do heists and make 1.6 every hour and then sell that extra 500k after 4 hrs

[faint spear]

Well acid on its own is good but combined with others it can be better

[rustic gazelle]

1.6 every hour? I make like 6 mill every hour

[faint spear]

Like Acid, NC, Bunker

[wary folio]

It can be a bit hard to find good businesses when you're a lower level and potentially low budget

[mint tapir]

im confused as to what part of passive ur not understanding here

[rustic gazelle]

I have a high level friend that can help me trust 😉

[faint spear]

Not everyone replay glitches

[mint tapir]

do u expect to randomly find 10mill every 5 minutes from ur acid lab? im confused

[rustic gazelle]

I was talking abt heists

[wary folio]

If I remember correctly with the upgrade it's almost 350K in a private session

[faint spear]

It is yes

[mint tapir]

only the "fake grinders" use replay glitches

[faint spear]

Around that value

[rich sluice]

Yea if I count my car repo glitch then I make 5.5mil every 2 mins

[rustic gazelle]

So which business are passive like acid lab

[wary folio]

Heists are not passive

[faint spear]

Nightclub

Bunker

[rich sluice]

We're talking about normal statistics

[rustic gazelle]

I know we were talking abt smth else

[faint spear]

MC businesses which suck

[mint tapir]

that makes u 5.5mill?

[exotic sluice]

Holy shit i wasted an hour doing that second mission. I shouldve just did it in normal mode

[rich sluice]

Yea I do 1 cycle if I wanna buy smth

But now I don't since I got everything

[faint spear]

[wary folio]

NC, but that's more of a late game property because it requires other businesses to function and the chance of you having those businesses is potentially lower being a low level

[mint tapir]

just grind the game normally 😭

[rustic gazelle]

Also anyone have good car suggestions, i have most of them so ur prob not gonna tell me one but feel free to try

[rich sluice]

Just waiting for mansions to dump 15 to 20mil and dip

[hollow aurora]

People don’t understand the definition in this game tbh

[rich sluice]

I'd rather have fun in other games then spend further of 850 hrs in this game

[mint tapir]

#gta-vehicles

[silk lynx]

NC safe works well despite other businesses doesnt it?

[soft sparrow]

and you are?
what you need me for?

[faint spear]

Yeah

[rustic gazelle]

I have every business except factory and the car wash etc

[mint tapir]

ill buy a mansion then fill up the garage and dip

[soft sparrow]

[rich sluice]

Lm87 and a zr380

[exotic sluice]

Karin sultan rs classic

[faint spear]

Helo

[wary folio]

But 50k per 48 minutes can still take a while especially if somebody's trying to earn large amounts of money. That if you have full popularity

[wheat nest]

Cheetah classic 😍

[mint tapir]

buy a BMX :p

[rustic gazelle]

Yea luck and hades tell me the website and how many doors how do u expect me to find them

[wary folio]

Armored Kuruma Is great versus bullets but has zero explosive resistance. @rustic gazelle

[rustic gazelle]

Who doesnt have a bmx

[native pike]

are the mansion missions fun?

[silk lynx]

You also get 10k for the mini mission to keep popularity up if you pickup every time it has 100k, thats 110k for a side project thats pretty easy

[mint tapir]

not really

[rich sluice]

No

[rustic gazelle]

Who doesn't have kuruma lol

[mint tapir]

kill lost mc's then done

[wheat nest]

Cured my depression so it did

[rustic gazelle]

Anyways gtg see yall

[mint tapir]

u must've had some fake ahh depression 🤣

[wary folio]

Lol, I personally just swap DJ's It's a lot faster and only cost 10 k each time once you have a DJ that you can swap between

[wheat nest]

Riddled I was 😔

[native pike]

crazy

[exotic sluice]

southern san andreas super autos

[native pike]

u got the wrong person dawg

[rich sluice]

Lm87 is in legendary motorsports and it's the most expensive thing
Zr380 is an arena war vehicle

[exotic sluice]

Mb

[native pike]

nws man

[rich sluice]

Without the crazy customizations it's rlly good

[silk lynx]

For the 3rd of these new missions, how do you do it without explosives?

[rich sluice]

You don't have sticky bombs?

[novel tulip]

t

[dawn thunder]

Riveting

[hollow aurora]

I like the second one

[native pike]

ughh idk how to start mansion missions where do i look for people who will help?

[exotic sluice]

Arena war

Man haven't heard about it in a long time

[grim tide]

me

[crude ivy]

Can’t blame him

[exotic sluice]

Do people still play the arena war series

[crude ivy]

Not rlly ngl

[naive marlin]

You look for help in #ps5｜other-lfg

[half heart]

Guyss Lester mission is side mission right? (Especially Hotel Assassination one)
I can skip it and complete my story so I can have more money to Invest in stock market?
Rn I am On Chop mission...

[exotic sluice]

Yeah

[native pike]

thanks buddy

[hallow pivot]

Sorry to be that guy but i need one more to do criminal mm, maybe ur down to do it? Or someone else

[exotic sluice]

I cant sorry

[half heart]

Guyss I need your advice
You usually keep your Autosave off or On?

[exotic sluice]

On

[half heart]

Oh.. isn't keeping it off recommended for like Stock Market stuff?

[crude ivy]

There’s a stock market in gta?

[normal holly]

Oh man I hate the cooldown on kayo perico

Its like 2 hrs isn't it

[half heart]

In story mode yes
Idk about online one

[half heart]

You can invest in it and Get millions
Just manual save the game before going into it so if you loss you reload again

[limpid gorge]

@undone silo you alr?

[bronze tree]

not online

[half heart]

It's in Internet section on your Phone

[crude ivy]

Damn wtf I never knew that

[bronze tree]

THERE IS NO STOCK MARKET ONLINE

[half heart]

Exactly

[crude ivy]

Ofc not ppl would be making easy money and gta don’t want that

[half heart]

I think then you haven't done Lester Hotel assassination missions right?

[bronze tree]

gambling is easy money

[quiet shadow]

Yo

[crude ivy]

Ion even be playing story mode that’s why I didn’t know

[crude ivy]

Yet ppl still lose money at the casino 😭

[wooden scaffold]

Should I get a salavage yard?

[hollow aurora]

Yeah after the first year they took off the bawsak

[crude ivy]

Yea

[bronze tree]

salavage

[elfin relic]

2 hrs solo 48 min with a group

[normal holly]

Oh nice

So only 48 mins sheesh

[crude ivy]

That’s why ppl do the replay glitch

[elfin relic]

its easy. when my cayo is on 48 min cooldown i start to do vip stuff since its 2x

[native pike]

someone dm me and explain how to start mansion missions pls im clueless

[half heart]

Ohh
Ok just telling you because if ever you go into it
Do not start the Lester Hotel assassination missions Before Completing the Main Story Missions
Because when you will complete the main story you will have So much money to Invest on stock market and get millions even 1 Billion on every character
(Do manual save the Game before investing so if things go down you can reload and get your money)
Also Don't invest on all the Business because some of them NEVER goes in profits
Do check out YouTube for best recommendation
Some are good Like Beta Pharmaceuticals etc
Some are VERY BAD LIKE
Merryweather, Lifeinvader and Vangelico.
NEVER invest in these 3 they always go to loss and don't give Any profits

[vapid lantern]

The thing that's annoying about cayo perico heist is that you can't take down the Juggernaut with one shot anymore

[whole charm]

What do I do with my money like what should I buy to make more I have 4.7m rn

[wintry river]

do you have a car wash?

[native pike]

nope

i need one?

[wintry river]

yup

[half heart]

Did you checked on YT ?

[exotic sluice]

Mansions update wait for it

[crude ivy]

Uh huh

[half heart]

Even I didn't knew much about it all these 13 years
Cuz never got to buy the game and explore stuff
Crazy part I got to know their is no cheat code for money in GTA 5 🥀💔

[mystic dagger]

Broo, can anyone help me with cayo perico, i did all the setups i can never get jn without being noticed

its my 29 game and i got 0 money

idk what i am doing wrong

[half heart]

In simple words
You can search on YT
All about stock market in GTA 5 and Lester mission Guild etc

[wheat nest]

Omg ur patience

[mystic dagger]

who me?

[wheat nest]

Yes 29 games is INSANE

[mystic dagger]

i just want to buy a car man

why this gotta be so dificult, 29 game and each time the guards sees me and a helicopter kills me

[native pike]

yup got it. gotta meet madrazo

[sour zenith]

Watch a guide

[half heart]

Ok

[crude ivy]

There probably still more we both don’t know 😭

[exotic sluice]

Explain which part of the heist are you on

[wooden scaffold]

Yuh cause rockstar removed cayo perico bugs

[exotic sluice]

Go through the drainage tunnel

[wooden scaffold]

Literally they removed it so players could stop making so much money from cayo and start buying shark cards

[mystic dagger]

I can"/

[exotic sluice]

Thats the easiest way to stealth

[mystic dagger]

Idk how to do it

[fathom plover]

Youve gotta go back to cayo and take a picture of the drainage tunnel

[static magnet]

they didn't lol, I just did a B2B and got an easy 1.8m

[fathom plover]

Then it’ll allow you to get the cutting torch whichll also allow you to cut open the chains

Without blowing it up

[mystic dagger]

man, too hard

[wooden scaffold]

Damn

[mystic dagger]

i tried today this is my 30th game

[fathom plover]

this mf

[crude ivy]

This is what I would tell evb but not everyone knows how to search apparently ( mf for the late response im finishing cleaning my room )

[dapper otter]

yo im borred anybody got any ideas what to do for fun?

[exotic sluice]

Is the panther statue still gone?

[wooden scaffold]

I heard that when gta 6 comes out, improving the stealth stat will let you hide n drag body’s

[mystic dagger]

failed again

[fathom plover]

It’ll be gone now for probably another year

[wooden scaffold]

Yeah ended last Thursday

[wicked pilot]

Any suggestions on what I should do while waiting for my bunker and acid lab to finish

[wooden scaffold]

Salvage yard missions

[fathom plover]

Contract missions in the auto shop

Or literally anything in the game

[wicked pilot]

Where can I find that at

[wooden scaffold]

Foreclosure website to buy

[fresh magnet]

@arctic spoke, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #ps5｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #ps5｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #ps5｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #ps5｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #ps5｜other-lfg

Requested by: @wary folio

[latent rapids]

can someone help me with my bunker sell mission

[wary folio]

!lfg @latent rapids other

[fresh magnet]

@latent rapids, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Everything else: #ps5｜other-lfg

Requested by: @wary folio

[wicked pilot]

So expensive💔

[dapper otter]

what you expect from gta ?

[crude ivy]

Real twin

[dapper otter]

im lowkey borred

idk what to do ;-;

all my partners in crime aint on

[crude ivy]

I’m bouta jus get on gta drive around until sm km and then make them leave the lobby

[dapper otter]

add me

i wanne join in

[wicked pilot]

What are they saying in the lfg channels💔

[dapper otter]

no idea

[crude ivy]

Alr bet

[wicked pilot]

B2b

Grabber💔

[dapper otter]

[wicked pilot]

I think I’ll stick to my bunker 🫩

[knotty bane]

can anyone help me with the last dose 3 - 6

[dapper otter]

if you was on enhanced sure lol

[hollow aurora]

Dax can

[dapper otter]

[wicked pilot]

What are solo missions I can do

Waiting on passive money🫩

[dapper otter]

all of em pretty much

aint that many missions that require multiple players

[hollow aurora]

There are about 15 solo missions sets

You want driving, shooting?

[wicked pilot]

Anything

Just need money

[hollow aurora]

Ok so have you got auto shop and agency

[wicked pilot]

Uh

I don’t think so

[hollow aurora]

Ok which businesses do you have

[wicked pilot]

Acid lab and my bunker💔

[fresh magnet]

@wicked pilot, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #ps5｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #ps5｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #ps5｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #ps5｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #ps5｜other-lfg

Requested by: @hollow aurora

[crude ivy]

Jezz

[hollow aurora]

Lmao

I mean to reply

[hollow aurora]

So what you do V Vincent, or D dax

[wicked pilot]

I did the last dose missions

[hollow aurora]

Most other missions require some sort of business

[wicked pilot]

Then it’s showing me more Dax missions inside the freak shop

[hollow aurora]

Other than the free mode missions

(Blue dots on map)

[clever rover]

How do you equip rebreater again? I'm not getting a button for it

[hollow aurora]

Hold G while in the water

[wicked pilot]

The cluckin bell farm raid?

[clever rover]

Will try ty

[hollow aurora]

Yep Vincent

[fresh magnet]

@worn peak, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #ps4｜cayo-perico-lfg, #ps5｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #ps4｜casino-lfg, #ps5｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #ps4｜old-heist-lfg, #ps5｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #ps4｜vehicles-lfg, #ps5｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #ps4｜other-lfg, #ps5｜other-lfg

Requested by: @wary folio

[wicked pilot]

I got a free ocelot virtue is it good

[wary folio]

@wicked pilot fyi b2b means back to back, and a grabber is basically an extra person to help grab loot in a heist usually secondaries

[worn peak]

Probably the best free vehicle that you could own.

[hollow aurora]

Yeah it’s fast, sleek and when you get the agency you can make it bulletproof

[wicked pilot]

What’s the agency

[hollow aurora]

So the agency is in deluxe offices and it’s a business run by Franklin himself

It’s a contract mercinary business

[alpine warren]

Bro i’ve done the stupid mansion quests like TWICE, when i rejoin it shows on my map again

[wicked pilot]

Is the cluckin bell farm raid hard

Cause I’m gonna do it solo

[alpine warren]

its soloable

[dapper otter]

that dont matter

[wary folio]

Not really especially once you learn the best way to do it. There's lots of videos on YouTube that can help you

[alpine warren]

did it on my level 23 account solo

[dapper otter]

happened to me still got the money and stuff

[wicked pilot]

I’m level 38

[alpine warren]

you can do it man

otherwise i can help you

[wicked pilot]

Is making around a million every 3 hours good for my level

[fathom shale]

You see when you repeat a heist from lester do you have to do all setups again

[wary folio]

Armored Kuruma definitely does help minimize damage from getting shot at though when heading back to the delivery point

[alpine warren]

very decent

[wicked pilot]

Should I use that over the virtue?

[alpine warren]

invested in the kosatka yet?

[wicked pilot]

Just did the mission for it don’t got enough money to buy

[hollow aurora]

It’s a repeatable

[wary folio]

I don't know how much armor that virtue has but the armored kuruma is almost 100% bulletproof as long as you're not against explosives

Also the armored Kuruma is just under 700K non trade price

[wicked pilot]

Virtue has barely any protection💔

[hollow aurora]

Pretty good actually

[wicked pilot]

I got it a while ago

[wary folio]

Even high levels still use the armored Kuruma sometimes in missions

[hollow aurora]

Later on you can get armour for it

[wicked pilot]

My strength and stealth is at one bar😭

[fluid flume]

Any Hardcore outfit experts?

[wicked pilot]

My flying barely made it to two

[hollow aurora]

#gta-vehicles message basically you get to do this

[wicked pilot]

Crazy

Is the oppressor worth it

[hollow aurora]

Honestly no

[worn peak]

Can you get $1 million on each time you create a new character?

[wicked pilot]

Besides using it to harrass people

I wanna get the deluxo

[hollow aurora]

So doomsday act one for the trade price stuff

[wary folio]

By the way the deluxo does not come with missiles you have to add them with a weaponized vehicle workshop

[wicked pilot]

💔

What business should I get after the bunker

I already got both the upgrades for it

[worn peak]

As much as I like playing solo. The shit gets boring, especially when in Cayo where it requires you to have two people to grab gold from storages. And I can’t even find someone who is willing to help, they’ll just end up leaving from fucking up the mission so many times.

[wary folio]

Do you have the acid lab?

[wicked pilot]

Yeah

[wary folio]

And solo cooldown is a pain especially ever since Rockstar kept nerfing that heist

[hollow aurora]

Ok so the partner for the bunker is the facility. Each business has a heist counter part

[grim marten]

@lime reef gta?

[wicked pilot]

I’m guessing the facility is gonna be in the millions💔

[wary folio]

Probably at least a few

[hollow aurora]

Nightclub/kosatka, bunker/facility, mc/apartment

[hollow aurora]

Only about 2

[lime reef]

[worn peak]

Payout was ass yesterday. Got around $997K from Bearer Bonds when I could have gotten around 2 million if I had another person to help. Being alone in general is a blessing and a curse at the same time, especially when certain tasks require two or more people.

[hollow aurora]

[wary folio]

Actually this is the GTA Channel

[grim marten]

I knew it if I say that in #community you say that

[alpine warren]

i can help you if you need it

[grim marten]

thats why I tag in #gta-online

[wary folio]

I remember when tequila used to be worth 900K normal mode

[silver robin]

Guys can anyone on new gen on xbox help me get out of badsport im only in for a day but i js really wanna play in non sweaty lobbies

[fiery kraken]

then stop playing for a day

[trail jewel]

Nah

[worn peak]

I’m just trying to grind. I just got done scoping out the island and I got Tequila which is a rough start to the heist anyways. But there’s a shit ton of gold in most of the storages. So, if you’re willing to actually utilize your time and help me grind. Feel free to DM, me.

[wary folio]

I would not be surprised if a potential reason is from back to back

[silver robin]

No i was messing with my freinds and got bad sport

[trail jewel]

Womp womp just play something else for a day

[silver robin]

God dam you can tell this guy is a lifeless twat

[static hound]

hi chat

[silver robin]

Wsg

[static hound]

is casino worth it?

[frail meteor]

qui veut faire un braquafe fast ?

[silver robin]

Penthouse?

[fresh magnet]

@frail meteor, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #pc-e｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #pc-e｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #pc-e｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #pc-e｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #pc-e｜other-lfg

Requested by: @soft sparrow

[static hound]

penthouse and heist

[trail jewel]

can't play something else for a day 😂

[silver robin]

Bruh you dont understand the only game everyone is play atm is gta no other game

We are grinding money and stuff

[worn peak]

GTA Online is a lifeless pedestrian central dystopia. This game is all that some people have.

[dull radish]

Only good games are GTA and Battlefield 6

[silver robin]

Exactly

Everything else is boring atm

[trail jewel]

Sounds like you're new to the game

[wary folio]

!rule 1 @frail meteor

[fresh magnet]

GTA Online Discord - Rule 1

Refrain from using languages other than English.

For

@frail meteor

Requested by

@wary folio

[wary folio]

I'm guessing invite only sessions could be an option

[silver robin]

I played since i was five so only about 8 years but that was on my uncles 360 in story

[zenith leaf]

Ayo! Could some tech-savvy person help me out in tech help? Got the gfx state error and i just cant :C

[wary folio]

#gta-tech-support

[wicked pilot]

Bruh that was a setup for the cluckin farm raid

I thought I would get something

[dull radish]

Are you online right now on gta?

[zenith leaf]

exactly where i put the message and planning to continue the discussion if someone is there

[wary folio]

The Clucking bell raid has setups almost like a heist but it's not considered a heist

[wicked pilot]

Yeah

[stiff dagger]

?

[wicked pilot]

Do I just keep going to Vincent?

[dull radish]

Mind helping me out for 5 mins?

[wary folio]

Yup

[fiery kraken]

13 years old in big 2025 💔

[trail jewel]

😭

[wicked pilot]

What you tryna do?

Almost rank 40🙏🙏

[dull radish]

Just need you to start CEO and invite me then resign when I ask you to

[rich sluice]

When does the Christmas events usually start

[hollow aurora]

At Christmas

[trail jewel]

At the summer

[fiery kraken]

mid december

[wicked pilot]

Uhhh

I’m a bit busy rn

[rich sluice]

so like the end of December

[worn peak]

You have:

Minecraft

Sleeping Dogs

Black (2006)

Dear, Esther

Bioshock

Half Life (Valve needs to make another Half Life game)

Deep Space

Street Fighter: 3rd Strike (Best Street Fighter game in my opinion)

Infamous Series

Army of Two

Hotline Miami

Quantum Break

Kingdom for Keflings

[trail jewel]

Yap

[wicked pilot]

I swear my acid lab production hasnt moved

[tulip grove]

dont forget dwarf fortress

[wicked pilot]

Does it progress if you’re in a mission?

[dull radish]

Theyre not live games

[gilded yew]

All mid

[urban gorge]

Hotline Miami mentioned

Gotta get a grip

[tulip grove]

how dare you!

[silver robin]

Cant help when i was born can j

[steady trail]

pico man

[trail jewel]

game nearly older than you

[steady trail]

what the s-word is banned

[worn peak]

Azure Dreams is goated but y’all are ready for that conversation yet.

[fresh magnet]

Please keep the chatter relevant to GTA and refrain from spamming or LFGing.

For non-GTA chatting, please visit #community

Requested by: @wary folio

[steady trail]

skeebeedee is banned

[silver robin]

Bruh js stfu i js wanted to play with freinds

[wicked pilot]

How much money do I get off the cluckin bell farm raid and do I have to do the setup again after I finish it?

[steady trail]

30$

[wary folio]

Pays 500k each time, but the first time you do it you get an extra 250k for a total of750K

[dull radish]

I would’ve made you a millionaire if you decided to help me out

[worn peak]

Gang, nobody can control what year that they were conceived.

[wary folio]

It's basically like a heist but not considered a heist so it still has a cool down and stuff

[wicked pilot]

I’m kinda busy💔

[wicked pilot]

How longs the cooldown

[fiery kraken]

conceived 😭

[wary folio]

Fyi hard mode on clucking bell doesn't make a difference other than giving you less lives but no pay change.

[worn peak]

Born, conceived, birthed, delivered, same shit.

[wary folio]

I believe it's a 1 hour long cooldown but sometimes I recommend waiting a little bit longer otherwise you might get hard mode which means less lives

[rustic gazelle]

Not just on cluckin bell. Hard mode in general doesn't give u that much more

[trail jewel]

your own fault that you're in bad sport

[wary folio]

On heists it typically gives you an increase in pay. Example using the old tequila rate hard mode used to pay $990K whereas normal mode was 900K

[rustic gazelle]

Yea but in most heists its rly bad

Hahahaha

[wary folio]

And clucking bell isn't considered a heist

[rustic gazelle]

I consider it a heist

[wary folio]

But it's not considered one by the game and if you call it a heist in the proper Lfg channel automod will flag it

[trail jewel]

How big is the dog in your pfp now

[rustic gazelle]

Who asks for help in cluckin bell

[wary folio]

If you read the profile, it's a picture from a public source

[rustic gazelle]

Like ur js ass if u cant do cluckin bell on ur own

[wary folio]

Sometimes people do especially lower levels that want the physical help

[worn peak]

A lot of people do.

[rustic gazelle]

i mean ur js ass at the game if u

[wary folio]

We all start somewhere and sometimes people learn better having somebody help them in game until they get to a higher level and get better equipment

[rustic gazelle]

Even if ur low lvl it really isnt that hard u js need a gun, ammo and a car which can be a npc car

[rustic gazelle]

Yea ik but learning on ur own is better than someone just doing the heists for u and giving u money

[wary folio]

Imo I feel the vehicle part can sometimes be tricky especially for lower levels because you're constantly getting shot at in a vehicle that's not armored

[rustic gazelle]

I had help with cayo since i didnt have kosatka and i had learned nothing. When i tried it myself i learn everything that i know

[wary folio]

Everybody learns differently

I g2g for now

[rustic gazelle]

I mean yea that is the only tricky part except that its pretty easy and u could get around the vehicle part if ur good, js cuz ur low lvl dont mean ur ass

[rustic gazelle]

Ik i js said my experience

[stiff shoal]

bro stop crying around thats so awful

[rustic gazelle]

What?

Having a convo is crying around nowadays

9 kd is crazy

[gilded yew]

when will GTAO stop making DLCs for last gen

[rustic gazelle]

Idk

https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSyomoKBj/

Check dis vid out

[gilded yew]

ip grabber

[rustic gazelle]

Pretty funny imo

[rustic gazelle]

Haha lol no it isnt. If thats what u think then dont watch it!

[gilded yew]

malware

[fresh magnet]

@mossy peak, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #pc-e｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #pc-e｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #pc-e｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #pc-e｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #pc-e｜other-lfg

Requested by: @wintry river

[mossy peak]

dear duviet

im not looking for a group

[rustic gazelle]

Its literally just a tiktok vid idgaf abt ur ip and shit but i mean do wtv u want

[gilded yew]

Trojan horse

[wintry river]

this is considered LFG

[mossy peak]

I don't think so

Not fully

[rustic gazelle]

Cool tag what server is that

[mossy peak]

'yes'

[wintry river]

my own

[rigid pine]

... Duviet is a mod, i think he knows what he is talking about

[wicked pilot]

I hate the train on the cluckin bell setup

[wintry river]

warning logged anyways

[rustic gazelle]

How many ppl r in there

[rustic gazelle]

Js cuz hes a mod dont mean he dont make mistakes

[mossy peak]

Doesn't mean i can't give my opinion on stuff

[rustic gazelle]

Fr P

[unique pivot]

Cool tag? It just says yes

[mossy peak]

Yall js being mean

[faint spear]

[mossy peak]

Im not disturbing anybody

Ok see yall

[rustic gazelle]

Alr? It looks cool

[faint spear]

Scared them away

[rustic gazelle]

Idc what it says

[unique pivot]

Letters look cool

[rustic gazelle]

The symbol thing

[rigid pine]

idk a green emerald is pretty cool

surprised we never got to steal a green gem in gta at all

[rustic gazelle]

Honestly it is

Do yall think pavel shits on like the sub toilet if it has one or does he just somehow shit in the ocean

Like he goes up with his sub, sits outside and just takes a piss or a shit

[unique pivot]

Yep weirdness confirmed

[rich sluice]

Pretty sure the current is strong enough for it to decimate

[rustic gazelle]

I mean yea but like how would he shit tho

[rich sluice]

There's a toilet

[rustic gazelle]

What where

[rich sluice]

In the sub

Near the security room

For cams

[rustic gazelle]

Never knew dat

[unique pivot]

I’m scared for humanity when this is the future

[tulip grove]

yes he does, because one of his lines is something like "I have to clean the tank"
and I think he mean the poop tank

[rich sluice]

I saw it during doomsday

[rustic gazelle]

Ur name is what the duck and u have a ai duck pfp what is u talking abt some future

[trail jewel]

Lmaoo

[rustic gazelle]

Honestly never listen to voicelines only when he says that if i shoot 1 more cam on cayo they will get alerted

Fuh man someone start a convo

Boring asf

[rich sluice]

Put the fone down and go to sleep

[rustic gazelle]

Fone is crazy work

Phone and its 10pm early asf

[gilded yew]

u got school tomorrow

[rustic gazelle]

Ik

[faint spear]

School

[hollow aurora]

That was his “I have busy work to do” line

[rich sluice]

Discord mod

[faint spear]

[rich sluice]

[rustic gazelle]

Ur an adult and ur a dc mod

What is u talking abt go get a job or smth

[gilded yew]

drop ur pursuit of education and become a full time GTA player

[faint spear]

Ppl seem to think you need a job once you finish school man. Break are important

[rustic gazelle]

U need a job wdym ppl seem to think

[rich sluice]

There's smth called pursuing a degree for 4 to 8 yrs

[rustic gazelle]

Do u still live with ur parents or smth

[rich sluice]

Schools just the start

[faint spear]

So?

Like that's an insult

[hollow aurora]

400,000 debt grind

[rustic gazelle]

How old r u

[faint spear]

Sus question

I want to remain untraceable

So im good

[rustic gazelle]

Js answer

[faint spear]

My gtao character is 5 years old

[rustic gazelle]

Ur prob over 20 im guessing so being over 20 and living with ur parents is crazy work

[crude ivy]

…

[hollow aurora]

I feel like I’m watching buluga video on YouTube

[rustic gazelle]

Go get u a job like do cayo irl or smth

[rich sluice]

Living with your parents isn't wrong

[gilded yew]

this just exposed how young u are

[rich sluice]

Not everyone has the facility to move out into the world after being capable

[hollow aurora]

Im 31 own a house live with my parents

[rustic gazelle]

It isnt, being over the age of 20 and living with them is, like bro dont u got a job or some shit

[wheat nest]

True that

[rich sluice]

How about business right near the house

[rustic gazelle]

By living with ur parents i mean ur parent's house u got ur own

[thick crane]

what does one do with 70 mil

[rustic gazelle]

CARS

[gilded yew]

orb spam

[rustic gazelle]

Fuh nah

[hollow aurora]

No as in my house they stay with me

[rich sluice]

Delete the game

[thick crane]

why would I

[rich sluice]

Grind over

[wheat nest]

Vanilla unicorn time

[rustic gazelle]

Yea in UR house. Being in THEIR house is crazy

[hollow aurora]

20 million dollar lap dance

[rustic gazelle]

Js go to the strip club and waste all ur money by throwing it

[faint spear]

Being mean to others cuz they still live with their parents . Just sounds like you don't like living with your current ones

[rustic gazelle]

W investment

[trail jewel]

How old are you then

[thick crane]

is there any way to give my friend money

[rustic gazelle]

Lol i said being over the age of 20 bro 😭

[rich sluice]

No

[rustic gazelle]

Sadly no

They should add that back tho

[faint spear]

My comment doesn't change based on age

Crazy work

[hollow aurora]

Do a heist give them 85%

[rustic gazelle]

Alr alr wtv bro ur a mod, ur supposed to follow the rules, u aint following them

[faint spear]

Likewise

[steady trail]

wiselike

[rustic gazelle]

Ekilesiw

[hollow aurora]

Always the PlayStation players

[rich sluice]

💔

[rustic gazelle]

Too broke for pc unfortunately

[rich sluice]

500 is enough for decent build

[hollow aurora]

No console is fine lack of manners is the concern

[trail jewel]

Get a job then? And don't say you can't cause you're in school. You can have a job on the weekends or after school.

[rustic gazelle]

Tbh pc isn't worth it, i mean unless ur a designer or smth like that

[steady trail]

mc donalds

[rich sluice]

Lmao

[hollow aurora]

Mcdolans

[rustic gazelle]

What mc donalds dis shitty ass country dont got one, where atleast where i live

[hollow aurora]

Never said console was the problem said manners were

[steady trail]

💔 no mc donals

[rustic gazelle]

[rich sluice]

Maybe get a job and aid in sustainable development of your country

[gilded yew]

500 isn’t getting u anything nowadays unless u go dumpster diving

[rich sluice]

Enough for an intel arc

[steady trail]

ultra 5

[rich sluice]

Or quite possibly a laptop

[steady trail]

maybe not laptops are hella expensive nowadays

[rich sluice]

Black friday on 28th

[ruby ginkgo]

Im usually that player but fairs

[steady trail]

ah

ill get one too then

[hollow aurora]

The computer they tell you about:$700
the computer you find available to buy:$25000

[steady trail]

lmao

m4 is 2.2k bruh

[crude ivy]

The MacBook?

[steady trail]

yeah

[crude ivy]

Im chillin with my m1 ngl 😭

[keen river]

[wheat nest]

Blasphemy

[rich sluice]

What's so blasphemous about

nvm

[wheat nest]

It’s ok Hades we know u were trying ur best

[rustic gazelle]

Were talking abt everything BUT gta

[hollow aurora]

This isn’t completely wrong. The idea of console was to play without having to go through t the overly complex process of getting a computer

[rich sluice]

Too tired for banter

[steady trail]

they say m4 is the best outthere and i wanna get one for uni

[wheat nest]

Ur right how come ppl are so blasphemous about PCs on GTA

Hope this is within the scope of GTA

[hollow aurora]

Well because console wars

[rich sluice]

All roads lead to rome

[crude ivy]

As it should be

[wheat nest]

And that’s why I’m never going there

[steady trail]

pc prevails

[rich sluice]

It's a phrase

[wheat nest]

True that

[rich sluice]

Indicating in due time it all ends

As xbox ended it

[wheat nest]

A phrase that will not be spoken from my mouth

As the best PC player in the EU I’m fighting tooth and nail to ensure that we win the war ‼️‼️

[rich sluice]

Ur nothing compared to frank

[keen river]

And pc is caesar

[dreamy sedge]

Guys who can help me

[rich sluice]

Well said

[rich sluice]

With what

[wheat nest]

Frank is nothing compared to me

[dreamy sedge]

I have a problem with gta online

[rich sluice]

U can't even comprehend franks abilities

[dreamy sedge]

Batteleye

[steady trail]

no julius

[wheat nest]

Frank can’t even comprehend my abilities

[rich sluice]

Try #gta-tech-support

[rich sluice]

Ur a skank

[wheat nest]

R u getting kicked out sessions bc of battleye

[bright elk]

Any1 on GTA5 online rn?

[rich sluice]

Frank is a primordial being of GTA

[steady trail]

frank who?

[wheat nest]

Exactly

[rich sluice]

You don't wanna know

[dreamy sedge]

No i send u a pic in the private

[wheat nest]

If me and him were in a server and he had all of the arsenal known to man and I had my fists we both know who the winner is (me)

[rich sluice]

Frank doesn't deal with skanks

[steady trail]

frank on mk2 solos

[elfin relic]

wth is happening

[steady trail]

the obvious

[keen river]

You'd atleast need the knuckle dusters though?

[wheat nest]

No just my level 212 fists is all I need

[keen river]

🙀

[rich sluice]

Fisticuffs you mean

[wheat nest]

The PC servers fear VHOAE00 and that’s on facts

[rich sluice]

Prob gonna get airstriked for saying what it sounds likes

[steady trail]

cropduster

[rich sluice]

Close to farming terms

[wheat nest]

Sorry I don’t air strike I prefer 1v1 or 20v1s

[steady trail]

20 franks

[meager jasper]

I am riding in a 4 manned APC and I am loving this

[rich sluice]

[steady trail]

hell yea

[wheat nest]

28 franks vs me = me heavy win

[rich sluice]

There needs to be a proper intimidation emoji

[steady trail]

grok is this true?

[rich sluice]

This dumbass dog ain't going far

[wheat nest]

R u sure that’s a dog

[steady trail]

🥸

[wheat nest]

Cause that mf is a mouse

[faint spear]

[rich sluice]

Mouses don't maul ppl to death

[wheat nest]

They can THO

[rich sluice]

Unless they're in a swarm and it's the black plague

[steady trail]

oh boy do i have news for ya

[faint spear]

The intimidating emoji is

[steady trail]

in london ya

[steady trail]

or 🥸

[wheat nest]

These US people don’t know ANYTHING

[unreal jasper]

So intimidated damn

[marsh owl]

hey guys i just had a player message me some very nasty words. He called me a "potato sh** fu****"". How do I report?

[unreal jasper]

Shitting my pants, banhammer emoji

[crude ivy]

😭😭💀💀

[wheat nest]

The Irish SLUR

[steady trail]

enlighten then

[rich sluice]

Like the Goku prowler emoji would do numbers

[hollow aurora]

[rich sluice]

I'd use it all the time

[steady trail]

your pfp looks quite intimidating

🥸

[rich sluice]

This is smth u use for when the other guy says ragebait but you realise it's not even ragebait and you literally shoot them in the face if they call it ragebait

[gilded yew]

[formal jacinth]

Removing Lamar from the gta online opening was a terrible idea

[rich sluice]

When was he removed

[steady trail]

rockstar

[formal jacinth]

When gta came to next gen consoles

[rich sluice]

So how does it start

[formal jacinth]

Jail cell

[rich sluice]

Instead of u arriving at the airport

[steady trail]

grove street, home

[rich sluice]

Lame

[steady trail]

wrong, its fun

[rich sluice]

Another reason why console is ass

[crude ivy]

Yes

[formal jacinth]

Pc did the same thing

[crude ivy]

Been said this ngl

[rich sluice]

Where

Ready or not got ruined for the console port

[elfin relic]

the rc car is so ass

[warm basin]

help cassino heists

[elfin relic]

not allowed

[fresh magnet]

@warm basin, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #pc-l｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #pc-l｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #pc-l｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #pc-l｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #pc-l｜other-lfg

Requested by: @rich sluice

[gilded yew]

No it isn’t

[wooden scaffold]

I just bought a salavage yard. Should I sell cars or salvage them?

[unreal jasper]

What console port, this game is console first

[rich sluice]

Sell

[elfin relic]

prob cause im on console shit turns dumb

[wooden scaffold]

Yeah but salavging increases safe income

[rich sluice]

Upto you

[unreal jasper]

@gilded yew why would you put your kda in your discord name lol

rofl

[gilded yew]

aura

[unreal jasper]

Does the opposite

[formal jacinth]

Gta online nowadays is terrible,a lot better back in 2013-2016

[crude ivy]

It’s jus a name

[steady trail]

imagine having 6.7K/D

[mystic snow]

Bro asked this shit a few times now prolly, this is the second time I've seen his ask this

[crude ivy]

6-

6-….

6 7

[steady trail]

6 7

[soft sparrow]

perish

[formal jacinth]

Kd doesn’t matter lol

[mint tapir]

Unless ur a sweaty pvp player lmao

[elfin relic]

idk kids dont listen

[formal jacinth]

Kd is useless in gta now anyways

[mystic snow]

Or they just stupid as fuck

[steady trail]

it shows you dedication towards making LS crime free

what's useless in dat

[rich sluice]

Got called an unc at 19 and kids asking me if ik brainrot 💔

[mint tapir]

Same but im 18

[steady trail]

alright unc go to bed\

[mint tapir]

🙏🙏

[rich sluice]

It's 8:27 am

[formal jacinth]

Old apartment heists tbh need a permanent x2 money buff

[wheat nest]

8:27am is crazy work

[rich sluice]

3.6 for pac standard?

[steady trail]

hell yea

[rich sluice]

Seems valid ig

[steady trail]

pac standard is fun also

i'd choose it over casino or cayo anyday

[gilded yew]

got on discord before brushing ur teeth 💔

[rich sluice]

Most normal bank job in the game

[steady trail]

only the pay is ass and randos

[rich sluice]

I woke up at 5:30

[wheat nest]

PAC standard when it first came out made me twisted

Like some people were just too stupid to exist (yes this was on PS btw)

[steady trail]

dipping on KE bikess and going off a cliff in a dighy is mission impossible stuff

[obtuse robin]

hi

[crude ivy]

Hi

[spring lava]

Nothing to do except griefing ahhhh

[buoyant ermine]

Hey Folks, any way to stay afk online without being disconnected? I tried CCTV and Taxi, neither work right now

[rich sluice]

Dancing in your club

Or just leave an autoclicker on

[buoyant ermine]

Thank you kindly.

[rich sluice]

Cheers.

[spring lava]

I might actually do hangar holy shit

[formal jacinth]

Where’s the extraction game mode at that rockstar said

[wooden scaffold]

Is there a business that removes rank requirements for upgrading cars?

[novel solstice]

How do i get that level tag?

The 450 plus icon

[mint tapir]

🌐

[edgy zealot]

The autoshop don't give a damn about your level plus 5% discount on every mod, everything unlocked

[novel solstice]

Yeah

[wooden scaffold]

So I can upgrade my veichle fully without rank requirements

[novel solstice]

How?

[mint tapir]

There u go bro, thats the icon 🤣

Set ur nickname to whatever yr level is ig

[rich sluice]

Just edit per server profile

[novel solstice]

How do i use that icon tho,

Im dumb

[edgy zealot]

Yes. Except if you have a Vapid Dominator, that car has everything unlocked by default for some reason

[hearty ridge]

Hangar is actually so underrated

[meager jasper]

Nah bro I'm in an APC with 5 ppl and we're rolling out everywhere

[rich sluice]

Like this

[meager jasper]

There are still good moments

[wooden scaffold]

Ok

[rich sluice]

It's a global emoji

[wooden scaffold]

Is the compact emp launcher useful for anything?

[rich sluice]

Just type globe when ur searching for it

[rich sluice]

Yea to shut down vehicles for couple seconds

[hearty ridge]

For destroying cars

[novel solstice]

Like this?

[rich sluice]

Ye

[edgy zealot]

Stops vehicles for a second. It shoots like a grenade launcher

[steady trail]

hooray he did it

[edgy zealot]

You can use it to stop Brock Thompson's truck or to troll your friends

[novel solstice]

What’s the highest u ever had on a session?

Yall*

[mystic snow]

Idk

I don't pay attention to that shit

Doesnt really matter to me either

[wooden scaffold]

Bro $341,250 for a stun gun is crazy

[mystic snow]

Not really worth getting anyway

[novel solstice]

How much is the compact emp?

[wooden scaffold]

I remember in the earlier days of gta online when every gun was at ammunition

[mystic snow]

Unless you wanna troll your friends

[wooden scaffold]

For cameras Yh

[mystic snow]

Idk, its on discord at the gun van

[outer forge]

The compact emp can shut down rc cars kinda good

[mystic snow]

Discount

[mystic snow]

Really? Nice

!gunvan

[fresh magnet]

You can find the gunvan locations for today here.

Requested by: @mystic snow

[mystic snow]

If you don't know where it's at

[wooden scaffold]

I still think rockstars insane charging 341,250 just for a stun gun

Rockstars more corrupt then the government

[rich sluice]

Wait till u check for the d10 pursuit

[wooden scaffold]

What’s that do

[rich sluice]

Go check it

[jagged swift]

who ever told me do that casino chip method i hope you burn

im down 1.2m chips

[rich sluice]

Type /carsearch d10 and select the pursuit variant

[cloud sparrow]

Man I think doing the cayo replay glitch isnt even worth it anymore, most of the time we just dont get paid

[novel solstice]

When u realize a minigun on a pick up is less than 200k irl but rockstar is like fck it, lets make it over a mil

For sure everyone will buy it

[wooden scaffold]

Rockstars crazy man they’ve become more corrupt than the government. All so players can just buy shark cards

[subtle cliff]

Im gonna switch back to legacy

[rich sluice]

340k is cheap change

[wooden scaffold]

Lmao fr

But yeah I remember in the earlier days of gta online when everything was affordable, all the exclusive guns we’re available at Ammu-nations,

[safe rock]

where is lfg for enhancedM

[wooden scaffold]

Everything wasn’t a million dollars everything was like $400k - $800k

[rich sluice]

U need the enhanced pc role

Now u do

[fresh magnet]

@safe rock, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #pc-l｜cayo-perico-lfg, #pc-e｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #pc-l｜casino-lfg, #pc-e｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #pc-l｜old-heist-lfg, #pc-e｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #pc-l｜vehicles-lfg, #pc-e｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #pc-l｜other-lfg, #pc-e｜other-lfg

Requested by: @rich sluice

[wooden scaffold]

Can’t believe no ones talking ab this

Everything used to be so much easier in the earlier days of gta online

😒