community

[jagged ridge]

and one of the pro investors was saying that 15 years of steady investing is alot of investing

im not trying to become a billionaire here

but at this rate.. i probably wont have to grind hard when im an old man at least

even if i open the roth ira late

like.. i think wanting a house etc is overrated

EVERYONE wants a house these days

bro .. why lol

even 100,000 put to the side JUST FOR RENT.. do you know how much that is? even around nyc/north jersey

for a house thats nothing.. but for rent? i can live and just work and continue saving

[timber plover]

I ain't reading allat

[jagged ridge]

[nimble jay]

Who do you think will have more by 65, a 20 year old who put $1000 in an account and then $400 a month until 65. Or a 46 year old who put $100,000 AND $1600 a month until 65

[jagged ridge]

obviously the younger person

[jagged ridge]

but im not pursuing that

like i said i dont need to be a multi millionaire it looks

[nimble jay]

The Roth ira is the first account anyone should make

[nimble jay]

What is the point of it then

[jagged ridge]

mebe ill make one SOON then

[nimble jay]

Taxes are half the battle

[restive plank]

Who the heck gets 8% though

[nimble jay]

If you don't structure taxes right you're fucked

[jagged ridge]

just to have enough for myself for rent

[cursive fox]

hi

[jagged ridge]

as long as i have enough rent money for a few years

[restive plank]

I only get 4.25%

[nimble jay]

Just get a job then

[cursive fox]

have you ever seen a person going to the gym for the past 12 years fight with someone with a huge ego

I just saw it, was fun

[jagged ridge]

thats what im doing NOW

[nimble jay]

Not a savings account, investing stuff

[restive plank]

oh

[nimble jay]

Also how do you have a savings account giving you over 4% Holy shit

You'd need $100,000 to get that here

[restive plank]

Australian dollars though

[restive plank]

wtf why do you need money for interest rates?

[nimble jay]

4% is 4%...

[restive plank]

well, yeah

[nimble jay]

[restive plank]

America is weird lmao

Oh well

[nimble jay]

If you don't have a shit ton of money in the savings account you don't get good interest

[restive plank]

4% but my pay isn’t as good as the jobs in the US

[jagged ridge]

"the rich get richer"

[restive plank]

hmm

[cursive fox]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1462872606750412801/1492898949848240148/IMG-20260412-WA0000.jpg?ex=6a106c7e&is=6a0f1afe&hm=7df26575e36da64c5c1b21bb349a35d83c6e3013adf89e3df395fa3c67b1e676&=&format=webp&width=1141&height=856

[restive plank]

I just applied for a bank account and they gave me 4% or something 😭

I think 4.5% is the max?

I’m not too sure

[cursive fox]

everest not visible

[jagged ridge]

i was never good at saving lmao

id just buy stuff

[restive plank]

I don’t Everest

[jagged ridge]

investing im good at

for now

[nimble jay]

I found a gem here, 3.1% with only a $5,000 minimum. It almost sounds too good to be true.

Most savings accounts here give you 0.001% until you put in over $10,000 and when you hit that it becomes like 1.3% or some meek shit like that

[restive plank]

I have 10k in savings but like I’ve spent around $8000…

[nimble jay]

That is why I don't have a savings account rn

They are effectively useless

[restive plank]

I try to add like $800 a month into my savings though

[jagged ridge]

id rather just have my money work for me.. its so exciting and i feel like im part of the country now

[tight linden]

[restive plank]

$400 minimum

[jagged ridge]

like.. i want one of those shirts with the american flag on it now

i hvae money invested in this country

how cool is that?

[restive plank]

My savings interest kinda pays off my subscriptions icl

[cursive fox]

no like the mountain

[restive plank]

Yeah I know

I made a joke

I don’t everest

[lean veldt]

Hi

[nimble jay]

You aren't apart of the country all you're doing is funding billionaires who thrive on slave labor

[jagged ridge]

lmao

[nimble jay]

So am I but I am honest about it

[restive plank]

I don't ever rest, get it?

[jagged ridge]

i feel like im part of the group now

[nimble jay]

The eating babies group

[restive plank]

welcome to the savings club.

[random nest]

https://tenor.com/view/duck-sigma-duck-money-duck-duck-money-duck-sigma-gif-17190389745518007712

[restive plank]

you eat babies!

[jagged ridge]

like.. if all the old people will be like "ohh no.. the stock market crash is here" like.. ill be able to relate at least

[nimble jay]

He's not saving

[jagged ridge]

lmaoo

[nimble jay]

Saving accounts are useless here

[restive plank]

Start saving

[jagged ridge]

saving is icky

[restive plank]

How much % do you guys get

[cursive fox]

oo

[jagged ridge]

i give my money to the stock market

[nimble jay]

Shit

[restive plank]

2%?

[nimble jay]

I wish

[restive plank]

WHAT

[jagged ridge]

IF i was to save... id rather just buy cell phone sized gold bricks

[nimble jay]

Did you not read anything I sent earlier

Lmao

[jagged ridge]

go for like $2000

who me?

[restive plank]

I came late

My bad

[sterile raft]

The lottery

[restive plank]

no me

[nimble jay]

@restive plank

[jagged ridge]

stock market is way easier than trying to win the lottory

[restive plank]

What the fuck 😭

[sterile raft]

Because it's just fraud

[restive plank]

I had 0 money and I started with 4% or like 4.25

[sterile raft]

There are two markets lottery and fraud

[nimble jay]

You must have high ass interest rates in Australia

[jagged ridge]

not really

[restive plank]

That’s insane

[restive plank]

4% is the average…

whenever you open a bank account iirc

[nimble jay]

No I meant borrowing money yield

Not your savings accoutns

[jagged ridge]

for example the spacex ipo might actually be dangerous to invest in

[restive plank]

Idk what that is, are you talking about loans?

or

[lean veldt]

Huh?

[jagged ridge]

but anthropic and openai might get me millions

[nimble jay]

If your bank is offering 4% savings accounts then your mortgages must start at 9%

[restive plank]

I skipped money yields during maths

[restive plank]

I’d have to ask my dad

[random nest]

If you don’t have 700+ you getting 24% interest rates

[restive plank]

he’s had the house for like $630k for about 10 years now and it still isn’t paid off

[nimble jay]

I'd rather be homeless than get a mortgage with a double digit interest rate lmao

[restive plank]

Idk if that’s normal

[jagged ridge]

bro mortgage is a trap

[nimble jay]

Average mortgage is 30 years

[jagged ridge]

idk why everyone wants that

[restive plank]

what the fuck

[nimble jay]

How is it a trap, where are you gonna live?

[restive plank]

so this is what it’s like to own a house…

You’re forever in debt

[random nest]

Government can still take your home

[jagged ridge]

just get a condo or rent and build portfolio

[restive plank]

I’d rather sell my house when the housing crisis keeps exploding

[nimble jay]

Well, yea. It's even worse now that houses are overpriced as fuck

[restive plank]

and then live somewhere small

[nimble jay]

It was a lot more stable back then

[jagged ridge]

all i need is some cheap studio.. and invest everything etse

wtf do i need a 8000 mortgage vs a 1200 rent for?

[nimble jay]

Fuck that landlords suck

[restive plank]

Yeah the house is now worth like 3x its price in the span of 8-10 years

[jagged ridge]

bro.. 8000 vs 1200 lmao

[restive plank]

[jagged ridge]

plus.. landscaping etc

[random nest]

With how bad the US dollar is we all are losing our money be like Germany after ww2

[nimble jay]

Hopefully it's a bubble so I can afford a house

[restive plank]

No way, I’d absolutely love my landlord if they were kind

[river reef]

Hey vsauce, Michael here

[river reef]

Hi derpy

It's race week

[restive plank]

Give it 15 more years uncle

[jagged ridge]

nah bro.. id rather rent

30 years trap

[restive plank]

it depends what you want long term Astolfo

[nimble jay]

Kind doesn't matter when you need maintenance done or your rent gets raised too high

[restive plank]

Rent is only good for short term

[restive plank]

hmm

[lean veldt]

Why is my new pup doing this

[random nest]

Nah it’s cheaper than owning

[lean veldt]

Pfp*

[nimble jay]

If my parents were renting the place they own they'd be paying three times the amount that their mortgage costs

[restive plank]

yeah, but you’ll be paying like $1000-$2000 a week here for a decent home

[jagged ridge]

the biggest excuse i heard is "youre making your landlord rich"

but again id rather have 1200 rent vs 6000 mortgage

[random nest]

Would rather pay that than a a 20k problem

[nimble jay]

Would I rather have a $900 a month mortgage, or start renting at $900 a month and suddenly it is $3400 a month

[restive plank]

@jagged ridge just buy the house without a loan

boom

You own the house

[jagged ridge]

are mortgages really that cheap ?

[restive plank]

$900 is cheap asf where the fuck are we living

[jagged ridge]

bro would have to put down like 600,000 on a 800,000 house or something

[restive plank]

Lmao

[jagged ridge]

who tf has that kinda money

[restive plank]

just save Astolfo…

Save.

[nimble jay]

A mortgage is just a borrowed amount of money... so if somebody's mortgage is $165,000 and their house is worth $500,000 now, you get where the difference comes from

[jagged ridge]

pay off 200,000 for 30 years

[nimble jay]

2009

[restive plank]

oh my god

[nimble jay]

It's called buying a house back then

[restive plank]

take me there

[nimble jay]

And living in it

[restive plank]

NOW

[nimble jay]

Vs renting and have your rent become unaffordable

[jagged ridge]

well in alabama houses go for like 300,000

still today

[restive plank]

back when houses were like a few hundred thousands

and a mansion was actually 1 million dollars

[jagged ridge]

you can still get a nice house in the usa for cheap

[nimble jay]

Yes, this is why renting doesn't work long term unless you have rent freeze

[jagged ridge]

just .. not by nyc

[nimble jay]

Or rent control

[restive plank]

Depends on where

[nimble jay]

You are at whim to the market

So when you want a place to live suddenly a 2 bed 2 bath is $2700 a month

[random nest]

Till you have to spend 10k on a roof and a water main that breaks insurance doesn’t cover

[restive plank]

My dad can either keep the home he has now or just sell it when he retires and he’ll earn like a few million easily

[jagged ridge]

people usualyl just move

[restive plank]

before tax

[nimble jay]

And if you don't buy a home you are fucking over your kids for the most part. They inherit nothing and you're left giving a random due hundreds of thousands of dollars

[nimble jay]

Once in a decade maintenence shouldn't be scary

[random nest]

My life

[nimble jay]

It's kinda expected

[jagged ridge]

erm

[restive plank]

The kids will become millionaires and they’ll pay off your home

easy

[jagged ridge]

im not inheriting a house.. my alleged future kids arent either

[restive plank]

meow

[jagged ridge]

i MIGHT inherit a house

[nimble jay]

You just said you weren't

So what is it lmao

[jagged ridge]

my parents might buy a house but idk if theyll eventually give it to me

im their only kid

[restive plank]

Lucky

[random nest]

I built a business instead of buying a overpriced shihhh ahhh house

[restive plank]

how does it feel!

hmph

[pseudo turret]

Lonely

[jagged ridge]

i have a brand new car, ps5, switch 2, etc

[restive plank]

Nah I hate my sister

[restive plank]

LMAO

[jagged ridge]

[nimble jay]

If you plan on living somewhere over 7 years, always buy it.
Imagine renting from a nice old lady who lends you the place for way under market value. Then the nice old lady dies, new people buy the house, and rent doubles overnight

No one should have that much control over your life

Shit like thay happens every single day

[jagged ridge]

i THINK i will inherit a house from my parents.. but inheriting a mortgage isnt always great

but they have cash

however. im still trying to make my own money.. never know

[random nest]

Can’t do that if you have a contract tenant can sue

[nimble jay]

Leases aren't 20 year things

[jagged ridge]

my parents together have alota money saved up

[nimble jay]

Once the lease ends you're fucked

[random nest]

Damn no shit 😨

[jagged ridge]

i had a 1 year lease in chicago

[random nest]

I like changing places I like better locations

[nimble jay]

You say no shit but you just said a sentence that makes it seem like they are

Changing locations at whim is a luxury, some people want to be close to family, friends, work etc

[jagged ridge]

bro at least it looks like i wont be living paycheck to paycheck as an old man lol

[pseudo turret]

That's like Uber luxery bro

[random nest]

I stay close to home I love how I live especially if I don’t like the location

[pseudo turret]

You need probably tons and tons of money to do that

[nimble jay]

Uber is so dumb now

[jagged ridge]

bro moving is alota work this is true

[nimble jay]

They charge so much and don't even pay the drivers jack anymore

[pseudo turret]

I don't mean the company just like the original meaning

[jagged ridge]

but you can just buy a condo.. you dont have to buy a whole house

[pseudo turret]

Like super luxery

[nimble jay]

Ohh

Lol

[jagged ridge]

you can even buy a studio

[nimble jay]

🤢

[jagged ridge]

my aunt has a condo in chicago.. top floor

she rents it out now and owns a house

[nimble jay]

What the fuck am I gonna do with a studio after the age of 30

😂

[jagged ridge]

i guess it depends on your lifestyle

[pseudo turret]

Isnt a studio usually a big open area usually with 2 floors

[jagged ridge]

are you one of those who wants to be married, have a house... etc etc

[random nest]

Diddy party

[pseudo turret]

Well like 1 and a half

[jagged ridge]

like literal everybody wants that lol typical stuff

[nimble jay]

Studio apartment is a fancy way of saying you live in a closet that can kinda fit a queen sized bed, with a bathroom sometimes

[jagged ridge]

theres some nice studios

[pseudo turret]

Oh nyc apartment

[jagged ridge]

if i never get married idc

[slim swallow]

Good morning

[jagged ridge]

literally if i never get married or have kids what do i need a whole house for

[nimble jay]

That's a big goal in life for most people

[jagged ridge]

not me lol

i dont even swing like that tbh

[pseudo turret]

A big? Probably the biggest

[slim swallow]

Biggest for most is probably building a family

[nimble jay]

Who else am I going to teach how to drive a go kart at 2

[random nest]

I’m putting everything into a trust fund 🗣️🤌

[nimble jay]

And a real car by 6

[jagged ridge]

i might make kids idk

[nimble jay]

Exactly

[pseudo turret]

Well that's just a better way of phrasing it. Getting married and having kids

I'd like to go with the nuclear family style

2 parents, 2 kids, a house, a family car

[slim swallow]

I'll get married and not have kids, maybe adopt idk

[nimble jay]

I don't think there is a real reason to get legally married if you don't have kids

Maybe taxes but idk

[slim swallow]

Visa

[nimble jay]

Oh u right

That too

[pseudo turret]

Is settling down a late 20s thing or more 30s?

[jagged ridge]

idk.. when i worked for amazon.. there was an old man who was about 60 or 70 years old who was saying he needed a second job or help from the governmenet just to be able to afford rent.. im just trying to avoid being in that mans position no hate towards him 😬

[random nest]

https://tenor.com/view/mewing-true-facts-well-well-well-gif-8782214195066290816

[nimble jay]

It was a 20's thing but we're so fucked rn that you become an adult at 25 now instead of 18

You buy a house at 38 instead of 28

[jagged ridge]

yall ever had a warehouse job and theres some really old man working there? like bruh.. im trying to avoid that at least

[nimble jay]

So since everything is pushed back, so are the kids

[warm compass]

Depends on the people and area and luck

[slim swallow]

Yea I work in a warehouse

There are many old women and men

[jagged ridge]

yeah i mean i dont judge tho.. alota people just need to work or never had an oppurtunity to have cheap rent etc

[pseudo turret]

I mean settle down as in like stop fucking around with friends and stuff and focus on you and your own family

[jagged ridge]

but like.. i might be able to avoid that

[nimble jay]

I wouldn't stop hanging out with my friends

[warm compass]

Yes that’s what settling down is

[nimble jay]

That seems depressing

[pseudo turret]

I mean getting into mischief and stuff

[slim swallow]

Most of the older people that work here fled their country due to war like 10 ish years ago

[jagged ridge]

i dont need a mansion and 5 cars but at least i dont want to be that old man living paycheck to paycheck in a warehouse job

[pseudo turret]

Of course not hanging out, always need a boys night

[jagged ridge]

ahh yeah.. understandable

[nimble jay]

5 cars

Can't wait

[lean veldt]

Hi people

[pseudo turret]

Hey Sophia

[lean veldt]

Hru

[nimble jay]

Stuff like that really humbles me and makes me feel grateful for what I was able to grow up with

[slim swallow]

My marketplace ad got 131 views in 9 hours and got like 6 offers

[pseudo turret]

We're talking about family and getting married and future stuff so if you want to jump in go ahead

[pseudo turret]

Pretty good

[nimble jay]

Imagine having to grow up like that

[lean veldt]

Oh 😂

[slim swallow]

Their stories are heartbreaking

[gentle dirge]

Just woke up... lemme see

[jagged ridge]

seeing some of the older people be so excited for the paycheck on ffriday was scary.. like i said to myself "i need to lock in"

[lean veldt]

Yeah I want family and marriage someday

[pseudo turret]

Oh yeah jumping from country to country

[slim swallow]

I wanna be married at like 23 😠

[pseudo turret]

I've been lucky to live in the us so not really any wars. The only wars really are all the protest

[pseudo turret]

I feel like 23-30 would be prime marriage time

[lean veldt]

Yeah

[nimble jay]

It's a lot easier to be set for life than people think. You don't need to be miserable or frugal

[jagged ridge]

yeah you can do it without a college degree.. it takes ALOTA work tho.. but its possible to save up for youself

[nimble jay]

I spend way too much on food, I spend a shit ton on my hobbies, I don't look at the price of menus at restaurants, but what I do first is invest. I pay schwab before I spend a dime on myself

And that is how I spend guilt free

Because it's all factored in

[pseudo turret]

Don't most restaurants also just not show prices?

[slim swallow]

Illegal here

[nimble jay]

They typically do

[warm compass]

Most do but like

[nimble jay]

My dad is worse than me with that though

[warm compass]

It don’t really matter ngl

[nimble jay]

His lunches are like $50 a day

He needs to stop

[pseudo turret]

Oh I thought I seen a video or something where they get you to spend more that way

[nimble jay]

😂

[pseudo turret]

Idk though

[slim swallow]

50 a day on food godamn

[warm compass]

I paid 90 cad for dinner for 2 with dessert yesterday

[restive plank]

I would be happy with a big garage and a 1 story home

[nimble jay]

Not food.. Just lunch

Don't forget the $22 breakfast

[restive plank]

What the hell 😭

for 1 person?

[slim swallow]

Even just food is a lot

[nimble jay]

Me an my dad are vacuums

[pseudo turret]

Man that's one hungry man

[restive plank]

What’s your favourite food

[nimble jay]

I'd have to eat 7000 calories a day to gain weight

[restive plank]

Ah, metabolism

[nimble jay]

https://tenor.com/view/wendys-spongebob-squarepants-wendys-x-the-krabby-patty-kollab-the-krabby-patty-kollab-the-krabby-patty-gif-1886237768776391100

[slim swallow]

When I lived in malta I only ate out every day and only spent like €25 a day

On food*

[pseudo turret]

Is it crazy I just see that and immediately know the theme with it?

[nimble jay]

Whenever I eat somewhere with my friends I look at what I want to have, then order 2 servings of it

And that is usually enough

[pseudo turret]

The guy singing he bum bummity bums

[slim swallow]

Serving sizes are just small

[nimble jay]

Nah I did that too lol

[nimble jay]

They are on box food and snacks 100%

[pseudo turret]

Man sponge bob was my childhood and he taught me a bit

Newer sponge bob is so bad now

After that one guy left or died (forgot which) it went down hill

[nimble jay]

The easiest way to not be fat af but eat what you wanna eat, is to avoid what tips the scale so to speak.
If you go to a fast food burger place. Just get the burger. Don't get fries, don't get a massive soda, don't drench anything in sauce

[slim swallow]

I like ordering pizza at restaurants just because those sizes are somewhat consistent among different restaurants

[nimble jay]

It's very easy to rack up calories if you're not conscious about what is actually contributing to them

[slim swallow]

If I want a burger I'll get a burger and just a burger

I almost never order a drink at fastfood places either

Can just walk into the grocery store

[pseudo turret]

Plus you save money since the fast food places might charge you more

[nimble jay]

If I needed to lose weight drastically I could live off of sardines 82% dark chocolate and honey, 2 times a day

That's like 1300 calories

[jagged ridge]

fast food is getting expensive

[gentle dirge]

I ate a burger yesterday and slept 15 hours

[nimble jay]

Nice

[pseudo turret]

4 bucks for a normal burger I think

[slim swallow]

Döner kebabs are still manageable here 🙏

[slim swallow]

That's cheap tho

[nimble jay]

My favorite place comes out to $14 for just the burger

[slim swallow]

€11 for mine

[nimble jay]

It is a double patty with a lot of extra stuff in it

[cursive fox]

fifteen??

[nimble jay]

But I get 2

[cursive fox]

I can't sleep 15 hours even if I try xd

[nimble jay]

So a pound of beef since each patty is a quarter pound

[slim swallow]

I love beef..

😋

[gentle dirge]

It's so easy you just get on bed then sleep

[restive plank]

Burger burger burger!!

[restive plank]

Australian BK is pretty cheap

[nimble jay]

Speaking of fast food, they closed my favorite chicken sandwich place right by my gym and when I found out it felt like seeing someone you know just suddenly die

[restive plank]

$12.60 for a double cheeseburger meal

[jagged ridge]

thats alot

[restive plank]

thats fucked

[slim swallow]

BK is ass

[restive plank]

$12.60 AUD

AYE YOU DEE

[nimble jay]

Burger King is garbage tier though so it being cheap makes sense

[restive plank]

what?! But their double cheeseburger is amazing…

[jagged ridge]

i used to like bk but yeah its really REALLY bad

it may be tasty

but its unhealthy lol

[restive plank]

maybe americano Burger King is bad

You guys gotta try hungry jacks

[nimble jay]

The burgers don't taste too bad but it's all they can do everything else is ass

[restive plank]

It’s fast food, not healthy food

[restive plank]

the chicken burgers here are pretty good too

[pseudo turret]

I think i just go to Burger King for something quick. Just get a bacon cheese burger. Half the time they mess it up but it's whatever I'll eat it still

[restive plank]

No bacon

That’s icky

[nimble jay]

I haven't had burger king in probably 3 years

[jagged ridge]

i quit all fast food... i only do chinese food and pizza.. and you can argue chinese food is bad but ehh

[pseudo turret]

I like it it's good

[jagged ridge]

oh and wawa.. i eat wawa lately

[restive plank]

I’ve been eating Burger King more than Maccas nowadays

[nimble jay]

https://tenor.com/view/splash-splish-youropinionistrash-duck-trash-gif-18626505

[pseudo turret]

I think I'm going on 2 months

[nimble jay]

Bacon is life

[jagged ridge]

but the places like bk and mcdonalds are BAD bad

[calm helm]

i eat hotcats

[pseudo turret]

That's an awesome gif

[restive plank]

https://tenor.com/view/hungry-jacks-baby-gif-21049138

[nimble jay]

I only avoid bacon because most bacon has nitrate preservatives

[pseudo turret]

What the heck man

[nimble jay]

And lots of shit in them

[restive plank]

yes

Bacon is the worst

piggy ew

[nimble jay]

No

[jagged ridge]

did you know bacon is like 99% similar to human

[nimble jay]

Modern bacon is

[restive plank]

oink oink, I prefer mooooo

[nimble jay]

Real bacon isn't unhealthy

Just very fatty

[restive plank]

Fatty and imo just unsanitary

[nimble jay]

Nah bacon is king

[restive plank]

Why would I wanna eat from an animal that eats its own shit 😭

god

[tight linden]

😛

[nimble jay]

Shits so good

[jagged ridge]

i dont eat bacon because of that fact that i wrote above lol

[jagged ridge]

oh and this

[pseudo turret]

Bacon is definitely a top tier meat

[tight linden]

I’m in your walls

[restive plank]

Cow just eats grass

[pseudo turret]

They also make methane

[nimble jay]

My cousin and I went to a restaurant as kids and my grandma wasn't looking so we ordered a shit ton of bacon.

Keep in mind I was 11 and she was 9 and we each at 14 slices of bacon

[restive plank]

I drink milk

[pseudo turret]

Me too

[restive plank]

oh my god 😭

[nimble jay]

My grandma staring at the bill was the best

$55 in bacon

[restive plank]

$2.60 per bacon?

[restive plank]

MY GOD

[jagged ridge]

bacon does taste good but all the facts of bacon make it unedible for me

[restive plank]

bacon gave me a horrible stomach ache

I’m allergic to it now gg

[jagged ridge]

lol

[pseudo turret]

To just bacon or pig meat?

Like pork and stuff

[restive plank]

Anything to do with pig bruh

[nimble jay]

Nothing that should give me a stomach ache gives me one. I could eat the fried greasiest shit known to man then hop in an f4 car and take a turn at 100mph

However

[gentle dirge]

Pig meat disgusting

[restive plank]

when are you collabing with the other F1 drivers

[nimble jay]

If I eat a salad the wrong way I'll throw up

[restive plank]

thank you

[jagged ridge]

a salad whyy

[pseudo turret]

Nuh uh

I love pork and pork chops

[jagged ridge]

i love salad

i should do a salad tomorrow

[pseudo turret]

So good🤤

[nimble jay]

I don't see the point in salad

[jagged ridge]

healthy

[pseudo turret]

Yeah it's just leafs and vegetables

[jagged ridge]

clear skin etc

[nimble jay]

Nah

[jagged ridge]

greens are good for you

[pseudo turret]

Just eat the vegetables normally

[jagged ridge]

especially if you put tomoatoes in it

[nimble jay]

I want a 16 ounce steak with my veggies

[restive plank]

Ew no

[jagged ridge]

lmao should i just eat the tomato like an apple ? 😂

[restive plank]

I can’t eat tomato unless it’s a salad

[restive plank]

what’s wrong with that

[jagged ridge]

i LOVE tomatoes

eww

[pseudo turret]

Yeah

[stray torrent]

how do i go about getting my opressor mk 2 back after a cheater deleted it

[jagged ridge]

nuh uh

[pseudo turret]

Like you do an onion

[jagged ridge]

lmaooo

[gentle dirge]

There's a place in nyc that makes awesome salad forgot their name

[restive plank]

Tomatoes in burgers are criminal

[nimble jay]

Tomatoes are nice to eat on a cold cut sandwich or on their own but if you put Tomatoes on most combo foods it makes everything just taste like tomato and absolutely ruins it

[restive plank]

Yes

[gentle dirge]

Tomato is evil

[restive plank]

@nimble jay they put a thick fucking slice of tomato

[jagged ridge]

tomoatoes are good for your heart.. eat your tomatoes people

[restive plank]

And the juices just make everything fall out of the burger

It’s so messy

How am I meant to enjoy the burger

[pseudo turret]

I like tomatos in my macaroni soup

[nimble jay]

Real

[restive plank]

monster

[stray torrent]

how do i go about getting my opressor mk 2 back after a cheater deleted it

[pseudo turret]

No it's good

[nimble jay]

Tomatoes on Burgers is disgusting for me

[jagged ridge]

why all the tomato hate tonight

[restive plank]

and because the tomato is so thick, you’ll taste it more than anything on the burger

[nimble jay]

I love the taste of tomatoes, I also love the taste of ice cream, somethings don't belong together

[pseudo turret]

Tomato ice cream

[nimble jay]

Somebody would

[pseudo turret]

What a concoction

[restive plank]

What are your thoughts on people who dip Maccas fries into a McFlurry and eat it?

[jagged ridge]

tomatoes and burgers do go together tho.. and tomatoes and salad go together

[tight linden]

I’ll eat u

[restive plank]

NOOOOOO

TOMATOES BELONG ON SALAD

https://tenor.com/view/british-cop-screaming-screaming-sad-gif-10576833416044093400

[pseudo turret]

And some soups

[jagged ridge]

i rest my case, i want to do a salad tomorrow

[pseudo turret]

Like tomato soup

[restive plank]

You’re so obsessed with me 😔

[nimble jay]

I tried dipping fries into my milkshake and I kinda get it. Starchy salty fry acts as a dough sorta I think it only works on chocolate shakes though

[restive plank]

Really?..

[jagged ridge]

i eat this but theres no physical tomatoes in mine

[restive plank]

idk maybe I’ll try it sometime

It just seems so..

odd

[nimble jay]

It sounds weird until you do it then realize it isn't too bad

But I don't do it regularly

[restive plank]

some people dip it into coke dude

[pseudo turret]

Well no of course not. Just grinded up tomatos and hot water

[nimble jay]

I did it once then never again lol

[restive plank]

and say it tastes better

[restive plank]

W

[gentle dirge]

Day ruined

[nimble jay]

Fries in coke is just weird

[restive plank]

LOL

[nimble jay]

Never heard of that

[gentle dirge]

And its 6am

Byeeeee

[pseudo turret]

Why can't we just eat fries normally

Yk like with a normal condiment

[restive plank]

people wanna be different ig

[long harness]

peanuts in coke is actually p good

[restive plank]

Brother what

[jagged ridge]

[pseudo turret]

Alright man what the heck

[restive plank]

leave the nuts alone!

[long harness]

its a southerner thing

[restive plank]

nuts are perfected

[pseudo turret]

Which

[restive plank]

Cuz you’re amazing, just the way you are

[pseudo turret]

Walnuts could use a bit more flavoring

[restive plank]

I almost ate like 400g of nuts

[long harness]

yea peanuts in coke specifically glass bottle coke

[restive plank]

Unsalted btw

Just pure raw nuts

[pseudo turret]

https://tenor.com/view/omg-stan-twt-stan-stan-twitter-emoji-gif-12650471232454569244

[restive plank]

they’re addicting

[pseudo turret]

I see that

[nimble jay]

Pistachios goated

[pseudo turret]

I really want to try squirrel meat

Suppose to be nutty so that's neat

[restive plank]

I was having cashews

[restive plank]

Not the squirrels…

[pseudo turret]

I got to get red squirrels though as those are the only unprotected squirrel class

[restive plank]

they were 400g unsalted cashews raw

[pseudo turret]

Oh yeah

[restive plank]

and I spent $14 Australian dollary-doos on them

I think I had about half or more and then threw them away

[long harness]

more addictive than fent

[restive plank]

💔

[pseudo turret]

What a random comparison

[jagged ridge]

lmaoooooo

[restive plank]

Perry hop on that new sleep phonk

[restive plank]

fr

I love cherries

[pseudo turret]

He could've said like another food but he went with fent

[restive plank]

I love cucumbers and pickles

[pseudo turret]

Meh. I'll eat them if Im offered but other than that I won't pick them out

[restive plank]

he’s cooked, ignore him

[long harness]

but theres no food as addicting as pistachios

[jagged ridge]

update on the stocks - all my stuff is green on the over night hours... might be another green day tomorrow

[long harness]

so fent

[restive plank]

For which stock

[pseudo turret]

Uh

[jagged ridge]

take two is up by 15 lol

[pseudo turret]

Gum maybe

People love that for some reason

[long harness]

i think thats more of a habit

than actual addiction

[pseudo turret]

Now we're dancing on habits and addictions

[jagged ridge]

i have 10 shares of take two so i should be up by 150 just from take two alone if it opens

on 15 up

[long harness]

ppl do love their gum

[restive plank]

I’m 6% up

Gum just has taste

[pseudo turret]

Swear half the people in my classes can't get through the period without asking for some

[restive plank]

and you can chew it forever

[restive plank]

You pull a packet of gum out and they storm you.

[pseudo turret]

The stupid phone keeps auto correcting half to have

[jagged ridge]

sadly.. a big rule of investing is "dont put all your eggs in one basket" yadda yadda so i had to invest in other companies like amazon and nvidia to be safe

[long harness]

rookie mistake

is pulling gum out in front of everyone

[pseudo turret]

I hate gum I don't get why people get it

[jagged ridge]

same it makes my tummy feel weird

i think it gets tricked into thinking im eating something

[pseudo turret]

Do you possibly swallow it?

[jagged ridge]

then i never swallow anything and my tummy is like "wtf"

no i dont

[pseudo turret]

Because you're not supposed to

[jagged ridge]

no i heard it gets stuck there

[long harness]

how do u hate gum n make ur tummy feel weird wyd with ur gums

[pseudo turret]

It just takes a long time to digest

[jagged ridge]

gum is just.. a sus food

[cursive fox]

yeah but you get up before 15 hours

[long harness]

u dont even digest gum

[jagged ridge]

yeah it just sits there i think

[pseudo turret]

Oh fr?

[jagged ridge]

for like 7 years

[pseudo turret]

Mb

[jagged ridge]

yeah

[long harness]

no u just shit it out

[jagged ridge]

after 7 years ?

[long harness]

drink a bottle of magnesium and eat a piece of gum

then eat it again just to reconfirm

[jagged ridge]

ew lol

no thanks

anyway

im going to shower see yall later

[pseudo turret]

Cya tomorrow

[jagged ridge]

[restive plank]

I always swallow gum.

[proud kestrel]

👋

[restive plank]

bye astolfo 💕 (server kitten)

[primal elm]

Barber, Taxi Driver and Strippers are one of the most knowledgeable people on earth today

I'm not joking. They somehow know everything correct

[tight linden]

Yes pookie

[pseudo turret]

Didn't realize after I talked to Lexi a couple of days ago she left again because of you

Hey guessing since you got somebody else she's good now

[sterile raft]

They know a little about a lot

[pseudo turret]

Also some random dude in a coffee shop you'll sit next to

[restive onyx]

can confirm im a stripper and i know it all

[sterile raft]

K

[tight linden]

K

[primal elm]

My barber is my financial consultant

Sports betting

92% win rate

[quiet kindle]

nice

[long harness]

morbid fact #67

[ruby idol]

Espaoool?

[tall solar]

Hi Celeste

[spark briar]

Coke can be used to remove rust

[tall solar]

I have to contact

The paint companies to have them go out of business

[sterile raft]

English only

[grand torrent]

fr?

[sterile raft]

Yeah highly acidic.

[tight linden]