community

[nimble jay]

I do want to at least reach a open wheel class

Idc which one

If I get to f3 that would be a real milestone

But times kinda running out

[paper finch]

I thought brains were supposed to be smooth

[tight linden]

According to my friend, I can’t be her emergency contact because I am an emergency contact

[long harness]

ur so focused on being mad that the point flew over the head or ignored on purpose, i hope ur doing ok 👍

[merry perch]

What are we even babbling abt

[long harness]

idk i think its a kid

[hard wing]

what are we even babbling abt

you are confusing advertising and marketing

how did we get from call of duty to exorcisms

[paper finch]

You’re an exorcise

[light pendant]

Brain are not tires kid

[hard wing]

you need exercise

[paper finch]

My brain feels like coal

[paper finch]

You need to watch that attitude

[light pendant]

i dont think santa would like that

[hard wing]

or what

[paper finch]

I’ll watch you from a different altitude

🐘

[hard wing]

is that a drake bar

[paper finch]

Yes

From Headlines

[light pendant]

Ok dude

[dusky grove]

should we address this in the room?

[tardy thorn]

Who was the yapper earlier?

[nimble jay]

There was a Casual Huracan in the middle of the track

Dunno wtf that was doing there but they also had an f1 car in the lobby

[tardy thorn]

god those wheels look so fragile

[nimble jay]

I love the evolution honey combs

They look like concept car rims

But they are actually on the road car

[spring hare]

bro old toyotas last forever istg

my friend's 1990 toyota truck be like:

still going

[nimble jay]

Fork found in kitchen

[tardy thorn]

chair found in living room

[icy compass]

Solely based on maintenance correct?

[tardy thorn]

could be

[icy compass]

A Toyota with no maintence will rot fast

Same as every car

[nimble jay]

Toyotas just don't die

They are over engineered

Kinda why I want the Lotus so bad

[icy compass]

Really- how come if you put one in a crusher they don’t

[nimble jay]

It would probably still run for a bit

[spring hare]

my neighbor has a 1996 corolla dude
looks brand new too

it has 418k miles

[icy compass]

I mean any car in a crusher wouldn’t last

[nimble jay]

I love bran new looking old cars

[spring hare]

br

fr

[nimble jay]

My co worker owns a car like that

[spring hare]

dude those old toyotas will not die 😭
but new ones will

[icy compass]

I can’t own an old Toyota the interior really puts me off

I want a gr 86

[nimble jay]

Gr 86 is effectively a Subaru

[spring hare]

i miss my toyota.

2000 tacoma

[icy compass]

It’s the only Toyota I want imo

[spring hare]

lived to be 276k miles

[nimble jay]

Aww where did it go?

[spring hare]

totaled

[nimble jay]

:(

[spring hare]

i got rear ended by a guy running from the cops

[icy compass]

I plan on buying an old Dodge Dakota

[nimble jay]

Shit

[spring hare]

i had back pain for months

[spring hare]

W

[icy compass]

Those are just rams but with smaller engine

[spring hare]

all i got left of it is the grill
and the grill guard

even though the grill broke in two 😭

[tardy thorn]

bro must have had leg day every day

[spring hare]

i know
grab life by the horns

[nimble jay]

Did those tacomas come in manual

[spring hare]

dude was in a hellcat charger

[nimble jay]

I miss manual pickups

[spring hare]

i think so mine was automatic i think

[icy compass]

I specifically want a 2 door Dodge Dakota

[spring hare]

ew
i like ext cab

or quad cab

[icy compass]

2 door Dakota is cool

[spring hare]

my ass can't fit/barely fit

[icy compass]

4 door is just a ram

[spring hare]

in a 2 door

yet my 2 door f150 idk how i fit

but i manage

it's uncomfy af

[icy compass]

I can’t drive a Toyota with the shit interior

[spring hare]

don't get me started with this gen rangers

piece of shit

[icy compass]

I care about interior details

[spring hare]

2000 ranger XLT

[tardy thorn]

fuckin ford ranger

[spring hare]

kept shitting transmissions

like every other ranger

in the world

[icy compass]

Is it like a Dodge Dakota

[tardy thorn]

it's a ford fuckin ranger

[spring hare]

dude i kept changing it's fucking transmissions like a baby shitting

[icy compass]

Just a small v6-v8 truck

[spring hare]

every damn week

kept shitting

[icy compass]

The Dodge Dakota has a v8 option

[spring hare]

brand new transmission

would shit that out too

[tardy thorn]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFvL8263dc4

[icy compass]

I’d love to own one of these

A 97 dodge Dakota

[spring hare]

f150's i can handle but rangers suck

[icy compass]

2door

[spring hare]

i hate them

with a passion

[icy compass]

Even the euro ones?

[spring hare]

never seen them

[icy compass]

The ones that Europe gets

[spring hare]

so idk

[spring hare]

what happened to mine

my neighbor used it as a rage truck for his kid

which is why the windshield was fucked

someone took the grill off of it

[icy compass]

@tardy thorn would you say a Dodge Dakota is a good pickup

[tardy thorn]

idk

[icy compass]

I’ve been staring at one on marketplace

[spring hare]

i would

[tardy thorn]

i never even knew that model by name until you brought it up

[spring hare]

i like rams

and dakotas

old dakotas are better then the one coming back

[icy compass]

What year?

I found the 2000s ones cheap

But a 90s one

I kinda want

[spring hare]

dodge said in 2027 the dakota is coming back

what the fuck is this

[icy compass]

That’s a ram

[tight linden]

[icy compass]

Just a poor man’s ram

[spring hare]

80s-90s

@icy compass

[icy compass]

The 2000s one tho

[tardy thorn]

that's a full size suv with a missing 3rd row and half the roof gone

[spring hare]

i like this too

my dad had one when i was a little kid

[tardy thorn]

i don't get short bed pickups. might as well bring Utes back (please bring them back)

[icy compass]

If I want a ram it’s gonna be power wagon

[spring hare]

it was a 1989 i think

or a 1990

[icy compass]

The old ass ones

[spring hare]

man i missed that truck

when he traded it in

for a goddamn 2008

[icy compass]

I’m a dodge girl

I’ll drive my Dodge

Even if it’s shit even the EV charger

[spring hare]

my dad fr gave up
a 1990 dakota for

a fucking 2008 😭

he still has it but it doesn't look that good

[icy compass]

Wouldn’t like it, but a necessary step

[spring hare]

i'm a gm. dodge. toyota man

[spring hare]

i'd own all 3 for sure

[icy compass]

This is the best looking gen

[spring hare]

fr

[icy compass]

The 2003 ones

Those are classic

[paper finch]

Slop trucks

Buy an estate car

[icy compass]

Bruh no one’s buys them in my area

[vestal raft]

wtf is an estate car

[icy compass]

This ain’t the west coast

[tardy thorn]

buys, or sells

[tardy thorn]

a wagon

[vestal raft]

i've never heard anyone call it that

[spring hare]

i wonder if i should trade in the ozzymobile (1998 f150 V8. 5.4)
for this my friend is selling

1998 dakota V8

[icy compass]

BRUH the demographics in my state buy f150s and fords

[paper finch]

Now you have

Sorry!

[spring hare]

my favorite color too

[icy compass]

Beauty

[spring hare]

fr

dude's selling it for 1200 dollars

[tardy thorn]

moparrr or no carrrr

[spring hare]

frr

[icy compass]

What’s the problem

[spring hare]

nothing

[icy compass]

No one sells a truck that cheap in that condition

[spring hare]

he said "for you 1200 dollars"

"for everyone else 8 grand"

[icy compass]

Where’s the catch

[spring hare]

he said friends discount 😭

plus if there's a problem i can get it fixed

[tardy thorn]

ah, there it is. i was gonna say "ask for a discount," but they were already offering

[spring hare]

i know a mechanic
i'd just bring the dakota there

and say "do your magic"

[icy compass]

@spring hare I’ve seen a cool car on my way home before

A Chevy le Camino

[spring hare]

nice

i see those in my city

[icy compass]

Those are legendary

I love em

[tardy thorn]

they turned it french

[spring hare]

well suburb city/connected to a bigger city

[icy compass]

Of course they are kinda expensive

[spring hare]

dude oklahoma has some sweet rides

[icy compass]

And most have rust holes

[spring hare]

same for texas

no rust

[icy compass]

I live in the Midwest

We have snow and salty

[spring hare]

people have no rusty cars or trucks but

dents and faded paint

and missing parts

about it

[icy compass]

Most of the f150s i service are rusty asf

[vestal raft]

i miss living in a place that I didn't have to worry about rust

[spring hare]

only f150's in that condition are the 11th and 12th gens

[icy compass]

I should move to Miami

[spring hare]

rest are good

[icy compass]

I could have a decent paying job

[spring hare]

but 11th and 12th gen f150's people hate them here

[icy compass]

With nice beach side view

[vestal raft]

couldn't pay me to live in florida

[icy compass]

Mi could

Miami cool

[spring hare]

what a beater looks like

in my area

1999 ram 1500

[vestal raft]

not really

[icy compass]

How much,

[tardy thorn]

that's not a beater, that thing got beat

[spring hare]

idk

[icy compass]

1k

[spring hare]

never said

[icy compass]

It’s still got a motor right

[spring hare]

it still works

just no hood and grille

[icy compass]

The grille is attached to the hood

[spring hare]

my ex friends altima: am i a joke to you?

bro smacked into someone at the drive thru at mcdonalds

then said someone backed into him

[tardy thorn]

ass to ass??

[spring hare]

dude has an 11th gen f150 (2004)

it looks like shit

[icy compass]

It’s the wheels

[restive plank]

ass if

[icy compass]

The car looks good but the wheels don’t

[spring hare]

fr

[restive plank]

Yeah wtf are those rims 🥀

[icy compass]

Looks like he robbed a lowrider

[restive plank]

LMAO

[icy compass]

Atleast the low rider got style

[restive plank]

seen better days

[icy compass]

And they kinda fuckin lit

[spring hare]

what's wrong with her now?

the altima: pulls in

[restive plank]

This is the car I want

[restive plank]

Sorry boss, no can do

[icy compass]

I want a hellcat

[restive plank]

ew

[icy compass]

I’m a dodge girl

[restive plank]

I love dodge but like

[spring hare]

i remember when roblox was good enough to play
i miss this game

[restive plank]

Hellcats are so basic

[spring hare]

second gen ram and ford explorer sport trac

[icy compass]

I want an hellcat with wide body

And with sublime green

[restive plank]

hellcats in general are just

no

[tardy thorn]

i think we know at this point

[restive plank]

I don't like the whine

[restive plank]

EUUUH EUUUH

[icy compass]

It has 6.2 L hemi

The 6.4 isn’t my beat

[tardy thorn]

so you don't like superchargers, not the car

[restive plank]

both

[mighty aurora]

Is the weekly update out yet ?

[restive plank]

Superchargers don’t sound nice

[spring hare]

@icy compass again what a beater looks like in my city

[restive plank]

Wrong channel to ask also no

[spring hare]

still works

can be fixed

[mighty aurora]

It’s the community channel?

[icy compass]

Bruh.. even the twin charged rally cars ?

[restive plank]

This is what I mean bruh

[tardy thorn]

the non-gta community channel

[icy compass]

Twin charged rally cars are the shit

[restive plank]

People think community = gta community

ffs

[spring hare]

@icy compass o
OMG I FORGOT I HAD THIS saved

how rare is this

[mighty aurora]

Ohh

I just seen

[spring hare]

a dakota R/T

5.9

[restive plank]

I know.. I suggested it to be changed to “Off-Topic” for people who don’t read

[icy compass]

Dodge Dakota rt is it 4wd or rwd

[spring hare]

but why yellow 🤮

[restive plank]

🥀

[restive plank]

MUSTAAAAAAAARD

[tardy thorn]

I don't mind the yellow

[spring hare]

idk picture's from 2023 but why yellow 🤮

[spring hare]

i do

don't want a piss colored truck

[tardy thorn]

i noticed

[icy compass]

Yellow looks better on sports cars

[mighty aurora]

Type dick I guess they didn’t change it

[spring hare]

when you pick the color
it's your permeant color

for me

i pick white

[spring hare]

or red. like a cherry red

the red shiny enough to look good in the sun

[icy compass]

How about this- sublime green

[spring hare]

hell no

[restive plank]

no

[spring hare]

i might do some shades of blue

but mostly white

[restive plank]

Green is illegal

[icy compass]

Bruh sublime green is sexy

[restive plank]

Alright slime

[icy compass]

I want my red Dodge to be in sublime green

[restive plank]

Once I can get something like this, it’ll be my lovely drift speedster mwah

it’s so hot

I love it so much

[icy compass]

It’s not a bad green

This is sublime green chat

It’s a very nice green

[tight linden]

I’m in your walls

[north tartan]

The living room had two rows of sofas with a table in the middle. On the table sat a woman on a chain, mimicking a dog eating from a bowl. On the sofas sat politicians and dignitaries, dressed in suits, who were scrutinizing the woman with serious expressions

[tight linden]

I weighed myself today I have lost 3 kg in a week either. I’m dying or I’m him.

Either way, I don’t have to go to work tomorrow

[restive plank]

water weight

lmao

[nimble jay]

Challenger ❌
Highlighter ✅

[tight linden]

No yesterday was cut day which is me literally trying to bring myself to the brink of death in a fucking sauna

[restive plank]

Deadass

[restive plank]

water weight water weight water weight

[nimble jay]

Holy shit Greenville. I no lived that game years and years ago

[spring hare]

SO THAT'S THE NAME OF IT?

[nimble jay]

I think I'm sitting on like $45,000,000 in that game rn

[spring hare]

i fr forgot it

[tight linden]

I’m going to send several raccoons to your house

[nimble jay]

Yea

[spring hare]

idk how much i'm sitting on

i stopped playing when

age check chat came out

[nimble jay]

I had so many supercars that game was really fun back then

[restive plank]

We’re in Australia

[spring hare]

and it got too boring and
preds

[tight linden]

Exactly, we have raccoons

[restive plank]

so basically Roblox

[spring hare]

fr

which is why i stopped

plus i was like "i'm 22 bruh almost 23 what am i doing on a kids game"

[tight linden]

According to the greatest search engine Bing we do not have raccoons

[icy compass]

The way it looks on a hellcat is great

I’d own a sublime green car the way it looks in the sunlight

[warm compass]

Just drove past a coyote with a handful of pups, I want to steal one

[proud kestrel]

hallo

[tight linden]

Eat it for sustenance

[warm compass]

Ahh you’re Aussie

[tight linden]

Yes

[warm compass]

Not everything that moves is dinner

[restive plank]

meow

[warm compass]

Carnivores / scavengers aren’t great tasting usually

[tight linden]

I eat kangaroo a lot

[warm compass]

I’d try that ngl

I’d try bear at least once

[tight linden]

Kangaroo is pretty good

[warm compass]

Moose makes good stew

[restive plank]

Theres a moose…

moose loose aboot the hoose

[warm compass]

I’m in Alberta Canada so don’t have that as an option sadly, would absolutely try

[warm compass]

Fucker called me out

[tight linden]

I’ll make you a deal. You give me some maple syrup. I’ll give you some kangaroo.

[restive plank]

LMAO

[restive plank]

Lmfao

[tight linden]

Sometimes you just have to smoke alcohol

[nimble jay]

Guys you can't smoke alcohol

[restive plank]

don’t smoke alcohol guys

[warm compass]

We don’t have maple farms in this area, best I can offer is honey from the hives in the backyard

[tardy thorn]

just try to stop me

[tight linden]

This is still the best sign ever

[restive plank]

WHAT

[proud kestrel]

something you can actually do btw lmfao

[restive plank]

Evil

[tight linden]

Florida

[warm compass]

People do use hickory and other wood smoke in drinks so maybe this is an anti pretentious thing

[white valley]

they have an alcohol vapor bar in places... you literally inhale the vapor and get drunk

[proud kestrel]

this ^

[warm compass]

Where’s the fun in that

I need to try this

[maiden iris]

Ofc

[white valley]

imagine no gag reflex on getting drunk cuz of the taste

[warm compass]

Is it just distilling alcohol into your nose instead of a bottle

[warm compass]

So…. No different

[white valley]

true, my stomach is a little bitch, but my lungs... boy are they proven strong lol

[tight linden]

https://tenor.com/view/allieranae-alligator-crocodile-relaxing-florida-life-gif-1613848926584977705

[maiden iris]

https://tenor.com/view/florida-man-chandlers-wildlife-alligator-gator-rodeo-gif-22660176

[warm compass]

It takes a lot for me to get sick off drinking because drunk me has an amazing ability to go “time for water”

[white valley]

yeah i gave up drinking, my buddy and i made a health pact

id be interested in alcohol vapor experience though

[tight linden]

Florida just seems like a vibe

[warm compass]

Good for you guys, like not sarcastic, actual good shit

I had my first drink in a month with dinner cause we went out

Usually if I drink it’s in excess so just been tryna cut down all around

[tardy thorn]

i ain't got the funds to drink in excess

[warm compass]

Costco

[white valley]

yeah i was drinking a 750ml of 40% Gin every weekend

[tight linden]

[warm compass]

How many shots is that 😂 worst I did was pregame with a mickey

[proud kestrel]

the wine bucket 😭😭

[tight linden]

Become the wine

[white valley]

i count by drink, not shot ;D

i mix about 3 shots worth into a 32oz nalgene bottle filled with crystal light

maybe 4

[tardy thorn]

i stretch $15-20 of alcohol over days

if not weeks, depending on how many containers

[white valley]

i pay $16 and it lasts all weekend

[warm compass]

60 cad for 1.75L of crown

[tardy thorn]

i rarely spend over $25 at a time on anything

[white valley]

Crown is name brand, and thats 1L more than i buy usually

although the 1.75L is only $32

[proud kestrel]

i usually buy a big ass bottle of svedka for like 21≈

[heavy barn]

Yo

[nimble jay]

Alcohol bad

[slim swallow]

Noooooo 🙁

[nimble jay]

Even if it didn't taste like shit I probably wouldn't have it often

[heavy barn]

Alcohol can give u a fatry liver which it could lead to death

Fatty*

Miss spell

Or the 2 option

[slim swallow]

Close friend of mine has that 🙁 didn't know it was serious

[heavy barn]

Drinking and driving

[heavy barn]

It is

[slim swallow]

He never drank tho

[heavy barn]

Does he have diabetes

Or something

[slim swallow]

Probably not

I don't think s9

[heavy barn]

Does he eat unhealthy

[slim swallow]

He's a smoll guy

[heavy barn]

Small

[slim swallow]

Average American

[heavy barn]

Ehh

Im 17 and I have type 2

Diabetes

[slim swallow]

I'm 20 and I have a chocolate bar

[heavy barn]

I got it bc I got scared

[slim swallow]

Yum yum

[heavy barn]

They are alternatives for me

How tall are you

[slim swallow]

5'9, 176cm

[heavy barn]

5,9

Im 6,3 and mexican

[nimble jay]

Yea alcohol is simply poison and has no benefits

[heavy barn]

And idk

True

[quiet kindle]

ey guysss

[slim swallow]

It makes nights out so much better tho~~

[quiet kindle]

what’s the best earbuds with the detachable mic to buy

[heavy barn]

Yeah atp dont talk

[heavy barn]

There some cool 1s at 5 and below

The bass is amazing

[nimble jay]

I don't care about clubs, I'd rather take a sketchy turn going 70mph in a 240 pound tube chassis with wheels

[heavy barn]

And they are loud

[quiet kindle]

stuff like this? i’m looking on amazon

[heavy barn]

Pure slop

[quiet kindle]

just with a good mic

[quiet kindle]

yeah lol i figured

but need a good brand

from amazon

[heavy barn]

Isn't Amazon just chinise knockoff slop

U ever heard of jlab

Or skull candy

Jbl

Some good stuff

[rotund hearth]

What the helly

Why would you get an external mic on this?

Don't fehse normally have built in

[quiet kindle]

whattt

i want amazon bc free returns and next day delivery lol

[quiet kindle]

they’re bad dude lol

[nimble jay]

Too much racing today, did not check my wallet

[quiet kindle]

too far too

not close enough

to ur mouth

[nimble jay]

I now go cry

[heavy barn]

✌️

[rotund hearth]

Well what are you gonna use it for

[heavy barn]

I use my headphones to play some music and games or just study

I got 2 of them

[nimble jay]

Fh6 will make me feel better about my rampant spending

[hard wing]

cry

make them cry

drake reference

[slim swallow]

It's kinda crazy how a chocolate bar is cheaper than a redbull

[nimble jay]

[nimble jay]

Why is that crazy?

[slim swallow]

A redbull is like 3 sips of trash

A chocolate bar is just so enjoyable

[hard wing]

least obvious monster drinker

[slim swallow]

Work doesn't sell monster

I drink their redbull

[hard wing]

redbull hands out free drinks in public

i dont see chocolate brands handing out free chocolate bars

[slim swallow]

Well I'm at ikea at 5am, not in public

[pseudo turret]

Cpuel you explain rq

No clue what that means

Whether good or bad

[slim swallow]

[hard wing]

weather cloudy

[pseudo turret]

Mb

[nimble jay]

I spent that today just on races

[quiet kindle]

gaming

[nimble jay]

Not including gas, tolls, curbing the shit out of my rims

It was an expensive day

[quiet kindle]

i have a headset but i don’t use it all the time

[nimble jay]

But fun

[quiet kindle]

need some earbuds that have headset mic

yk what i mean

[heavy barn]

What for tho

[quiet kindle]

i jsut need something with a good mix

mic

[pseudo turret]

Oh like entry fee stuff

[heavy barn]

I know what kind of person u are

[nimble jay]

I'd say worth it though

Can't wait to go back and try out their 4 stroke gas stuff

They must fly through thay track

[pseudo turret]

Sounds all fun man

[nimble jay]

Yea, it was probably my only day off today so I took full advantage of it

[merry perch]

[nimble jay]

My work schedule is "on call" so I never know when I go in

[merry perch]

Epik kindly nuke that individual

[nimble jay]

There were days where I literally showed up at the office and they said just go home we don't need you

[heavy barn]

Bad joke folk

Bad joke

[merry perch]

[nimble jay]

I agree

Redbull slander will not be tolerated in this house

[pseudo turret]

Everybody has a right to their own opinion

Even if Its a horrible one

[merry perch]

There is a bar

[heavy barn]

I dont think energy drinks do anything

Just make u sleepy

[sterile raft]

Oof

[merry perch]

You gotta be exhausted

[nimble jay]

They're good for me when I can't have a coffee in the morning

[heavy barn]

I am

[merry perch]

Not enough

[heavy barn]

Ill rather goon to wake up

Gets me going for 3 hours

[pseudo turret]

What the fuck bro

[heavy barn]

What

Like im a goon

Yall dont know lego batman goons

[pseudo turret]

Yeah probably the duck guys goins

[heavy barn]

Like ill steal something

[sterile raft]

Thats the....original usage of the word. Yes.

[heavy barn]

Yeah

Yall never played the Lego batman game

From the 360 era

[sterile raft]

I have never seriously played any Lego game

[heavy barn]

I did

[pseudo turret]

Not that. The meanings of words change in people's mind

[heavy barn]

Pretty goated

Any ways I gotta shower and take my other insulin

[pseudo turret]

Like some certain wo ds from about 200 years ago that'll make people go crazy for saying it once

[heavy barn]

Im new to diabetes

[merry perch]

Not even complete saga?

[sterile raft]

Saga of what

[merry perch]

Missed out on peak gng

[sterile raft]

Dn?

[heavy barn]

Star wars?

[merry perch]

Star wars

[heavy barn]

I got the whole devil may cry serious

[merry perch]

[sterile raft]

I like my star wars gritty and real

[pseudo turret]

Which one

[heavy barn]

Hd

[sterile raft]

Genuinely, though, I have no idea why I never took to lego games

[heavy barn]

Devil may cry 1 2 3 and 4 and 4 with nero Dante and vergil with everything unlocked

With super nero super vergil and super dante

Lady from dmc is bad as hell man

[pseudo turret]

Dmc? Back to the future reference??

[heavy barn]

Devil may cry

[pseudo turret]

Oh

[sterile raft]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Run-DMC

[heavy barn]

Any ways

[pseudo turret]

Lfg tabs man, sorry

I'ma head to bed

Cya guys

[tight linden]

Rare boi

[runic oriole]

@jovial field hey can you help me?

[pine solar]

Yooo wsg everyone

[runic oriole]

heyy

[wet cloak]

Wassup

[pine solar]

Yooo 👋

[wet cloak]

Yoo 👋

[sterile raft]

Hello welcome to the not gta channels

[wet cloak]

Welcome to the chat where we could talk about any other game except the one game

[tight linden]

Potato

[pine solar]

🧐

[sterile raft]

Yes.

[tight linden]

🥔🥔

[sterile raft]

Brotato

[tight linden]

https://tenor.com/view/beat-chest-bro-max-greenfield-new-girl-schmidt-gif-6481396707897306285

I get home at midnight tonight. Can somebody smash me in the face with a hammer?

[sterile raft]

Hey me too, only another hour ish to- oh right youre aussie you got like 9 hours to go

Sorry fam

[tight linden]

I go to the gym. I start at 6:30 and out until about 730. I got a half an hour break then I have my fight camp and I get home at midnight I will be suffering and possibly whimpering

[sterile raft]

Shidding and pizzign and crying

Sorry fam tho that does sound like a long day

[tardy thorn]

just remember that you quite literally signed up for this 😊

[tight linden]

I voted to have a pizza. I’m not sure pizza you can get it in the midnight, but I’m sure I’ll find one.

[sterile raft]

Nice, sausage?

[tight linden]

I think I will have my usual pizza, extra pineapple prawns, and anchovies

Trust me it works

[sterile raft]

For you

Not a fan of shellfish

[tight linden]

https://tenor.com/view/shrimps-shrimp-food-seafood-sea-food-gif-7742499947596218848

[sterile raft]

I think theyre silly, but I don't eat them

Theyre shrimply just the silliest things

[tight linden]

I could be an adult and go to the store and get some chicken and make some chicken for dinner or I could continue being very comfortable

Fuck it time to adult

[runic oriole]

anyone can help whit a error

[light pendant]

Thank god im not vegan

[tight linden]

I think I’m addicted to energy drinks

[long harness]

pics of a pizza with pineapple prawns and anchovies rn

[tight linden]

Well, next time I buy it, I will show you

[long harness]

buy AND eat*

[strange thicket]

Hello community

[zenith current]

Hello ig

[tight linden]

This is the rub. I always use.

[molten wedge]

[tight linden]

Yeah, boss, I can’t tell if this is real life or a game

[restive plank]

Am I stupid or is that a Fairlady?

[nimble jay]

2000gt

[restive plank]

cute

[nimble jay]

about 200 times the price of a fairlady

and maybe 1000 times rarer

😂

[restive plank]

tbf they look similar

[tight linden]

I’m going to steal

[nimble jay]

holy shit that expensive ahh car is smol

[restive plank]

bro only needs 1L

[tight linden]

My chicken smells good

[zenith current]

🤨

[tight linden]

Well, I’m making chicken and it smells good

[zenith current]

Yeah, but what was that

[tight linden]

Well, the house currently smells like Peri Peri chicken

[static swan]

Chicken 🍗

[tight linden]

Yes

I have to wait until 12am for the chicken

[zenith current]

10 am for me

[tight linden]

2rd hit

[prime wave]

1/32 models ?

[thorny patrol]

@tight linden

Guess bro is fighting his demons now

[tight linden]

I’m good

[steady basin]

yo

[tight linden]

Go away bot

[thorny patrol]

Who won

My bet is on the demons

[tight linden]

My Damon has seen some shit. He hides under the bed but well, things happen to him that I can’t say.

[thorny patrol]

@tight linden what are you thoughts on this

[tight linden]

I have crashed several cars trying to park

[thorny patrol]

So you're the guy on the flying Carpet

[tight linden]

Look when I first started driving there was no rearview cameras. It was figuring out kid.

[thorny patrol]

Ik

When i started driving

I was

Well I'm lying i learned parking before i even trying to drive forward

[tight linden]

You know it’s funny. I don’t even have a fully licensed license. I have my learners permit but I have my full permit for my motorbike. I just use that more often.

[thorny patrol]

Damn

Me personally

I'm a professional law breaker

And a professional illegal racer too

[tight linden]

Personally, I prefer my motorbike gives me a rush of danger

[thorny patrol]

Well

Maybe

I get that in the M5

Driving like 150 in a school zone

That's crazy

[tight linden]

In all the years I’ve been riding my motorbike since I was about 19 I’ve crashed once and it was about 100 km an hour and I surprisingly didn’t die

[thorny patrol]

[grand torrent]

[tight linden]

God was like yeah we’ll let him live today but we will come back eventually

[grand torrent]

look at this dude

[thorny patrol]

I'll show you what Crash i survived

@tight linden

[tight linden]

Rip

[thorny patrol]

Dw i got another M5

And it's a manual

Americans don't realize how good they have it

[maiden iris]

Wdym

[thorny patrol]

You'll never get a manual E60 M5 in Europe

[maiden iris]

Oh

[tight linden]

Oh

[sterile raft]

Was that your whip

Crash

That car looks like it got struck by a meteor flat

Welcome to the not g t a channels S

[winged tiger]

My new user name is almost perfect.

[restive plank]

This is a sign to not get a BMW

[sterile raft]

@woeful fox for why do we need to describe cultivating mushrooms

[modern pine]

[woeful fox]

yo what

[modern pine]

Oh wait

[sterile raft]

[restive plank]

I fucking hate the G wagon bruh 😭

[stark steppe]

Oh no its hooty

Someone help us

[sterile raft]

I love it's absurdism

But yes its ugly lol

[tight linden]

The light took everyone

[gentle dirge]

[stark steppe]

Even choco?

[tight linden]

Yes

[tight linden]

Why do you really like watermelon?

[glossy hollow]

gm goofy babies

[tight linden]

I hope you get goat milk in your cornflakes

[paper finch]

gm n

[restive plank]

"It's 300k bwaaaah" dawg that just proves that you spent 300k on garbage

[heavy barn]

Folks

[restive plank]

son.

[main parcel]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-eating-watermelon-cat-eat-watermelon-cat-eyes-cat-big-eyes-cat-gif-12528935035584743325

[heavy barn]

Hermano

[tight linden]

Son

[main parcel]

Who dislikes watermelon

[heavy barn]

https://tenor.com/view/brainrot-slideshow-folk-im-crine-folk-son-im-crine-gif-10947143175025295365

[winged tiger]

Veli

[heavy barn]

Me

Since i have diabetes

Man i miss eating my old stuff

[vague helm]

my dog

[heavy barn]

https://tenor.com/view/falcons-atlanta-falcons-raheem-morris-coach-nfl-gif-16647813896429886138

[winged tiger]

Not me.

[long harness]

bros entire life is ai generated

[heavy barn]

Yeah

[tight linden]

What if our entire life is AI generated?

[heavy barn]

https://tenor.com/view/israel-spirirtually-israeli-star-brilliance-nothing-but-netanyahu-netanyahu-gif-5313104981450327480

[tight linden]

If my life is AI generated, whoever made my shoulder hurt all the time just know when I get my hands on you someone’s going to be beat

[restive plank]

oh dear

[vague helm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/914578216818200626/1498803501965377586/duhhhh.gif

[sterile raft]

I don't know about the hir trends, but they start at ninety k

[winged tiger]

Have you heard about the "great filter" yet?

[tight linden]

I don’t know probably maybe fuck I don’t know

[heavy barn]

https://tenor.com/view/israel-israel-superhero-am-yisrael-chai-israeli-flag-gif-16069792012856888850

[long harness]

there was a recent physics experiment that did kinda confirm it or we just dont understand it yet

[main parcel]

Damn that’s humbling for me

[heavy barn]

I have type 2

[vague helm]

ban speedrun?

[restive plank]

can we stop with this

[heavy barn]

Im joking

[main parcel]

Are dogs supposed to like them?

[heavy barn]

Yes

Im sorry

[vague helm]

at least use #memes-and-shitposting

[heavy barn]

I didn't mean to use it

[main parcel]

Who jokes about cancer

That’s sad

[heavy barn]

https://tenor.com/view/sorry-gif-18453366

[restive plank]

it's not funny, you seem like a twitter user with that

[heavy barn]

Not me

[winged tiger]

The Fermi?

[heavy barn]

I sont use twitter

Any ways

[tight linden]

I only use Twitter because train

[gentle dirge]

Yummmyyyyy 🍉

[heavy barn]

Ima go make some money

[heavy barn]

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-drooling-patrick-star-spongebob-movie-drooling-slime-gif-525340425450564005

[sterile raft]

I'm already done making money for today

[main parcel]

You will be greifed

[long harness]

the amount of gifs

[sterile raft]

I'm gonna go play forza

[sterile raft]

Agreed

[heavy barn]

Hood gonna love ts

[main parcel]

He joked about having cancer

[heavy barn]

https://tenor.com/view/lebron-lebron-james-lebron-dunk-lebron-james-meme-lebron-meme-gif-15413171005508984772

[long harness]

same ima love it too just keep spamming ig

[heavy barn]

I said diabetes

[tight linden]

Diabetes

[heavy barn]

I have diabetes

Im a type 2

[vague helm]

get a honda beat

[main parcel]

You said you have it and you then said you’re joking

[tight linden]

I probably do as well. I’ve never really been tested. I probably got a numerous diseases.

[heavy barn]

They meant about the Israel gifs

[main parcel]

?

[heavy barn]

Golly

[main parcel]

You make no sense

[modern pine]

Hooty stream when?

[heavy barn]

Do i need to explain

[tight linden]

The reason I don’t go to the doctor because I don’t want to know what was wrong with me and if I’m dying

[heavy barn]

Ok so they told me to stop about the Israeli gigs

[meager coral]

Yknow its bad when avatar the last airbender cartoon is in the retro tv section in netflix

[main parcel]

I don’t want to further discuss with you on this matter

[heavy barn]

F
Gifs

[meager coral]

God im old

[glossy hollow]

hallo old

[long harness]

face the truth

[vague helm]

neuh uh

[main parcel]

How old

[meager coral]

55

[tight linden]

Knowing me if I go to the doctor, he’ll probably be like yep you’ve got eye cancer or some shit

[long harness]

how bad is ur health

[meager coral]

Wtf?

[main parcel]

You’re three times the age of my lifetime

[long harness]

or actually whens the last time you booked a drs apptment

[meager coral]

😂

[tight linden]

Well, that would require a very long list

[meager coral]

Ive got all day

[long harness]

pick a struggle

[tight linden]

It would be quicker to name things that’s not wrong with me

[meager coral]

Dm me the list 😘

[main parcel]

It would be 57 divided by 3 accurately

[meager coral]

🤣

[tight linden]

Let’s see. I’ve probably got a concussion multiple of them probably my shoulder is fucked six ways from Sunday and I kind of get blurry vision out of the right eye

[vague helm]

i mean you can remember all that so you seem well enough

[tight linden]

In fairness, the blurry vision is probably from the cut I received in boxing the other day

[main parcel]

You owe Abraham Lincoln 30$

[tight linden]

Abraham Lincoln is overrated. All the Homies like JFK.

[main parcel]

Well for me it’s neutral

[vague helm]

https://tenor.com/view/it's-just-a-storm-sit-down-call-of-duty-zombies-black-ops-call-of-duty-black-ops-gif-18190618203911282453

[tight linden]

My political stance is this. I really couldn’t give a flying fuck go bills.

[main parcel]

I don’t associate in political conversations on the internet

[tight linden]

https://tenor.com/view/josh-allen-buffalo-bills-go-bills-bladegifs-gif-7490017163003392042

[main parcel]

Only in real life

[tight linden]

Real life is overrated. Let’s go back to video games.

[main parcel]

Real life is the final video game

[tight linden]

My shoulder is killing me, but I’m too lazy and too comfortable to get out of bed to go grab Panadol or Cortizone shot

[vague helm]

true, lets talk about fh6

[tight linden]

Let’s talk about coconut water

[main parcel]

I’m outside smoking rn

[tight linden]

Time to grab Panadol before I fucking lose an arm

[long harness]

W

[main parcel]

Getting stoned before gta >

[long harness]

why would u lose an arm

[main parcel]

He has weak arms

But they regain

[restive plank]

Lmao ive always wanted a 22B

I’ve only seen one before

[vague helm]

I mean people lose their heads all the time, Im sure its the same with their other amenities

[paper finch]

I love airport straights

[restive plank]

one of them sold for $500,000 here

[vague helm]

288mph ⛰️

[paper finch]

[restive plank]

Wally what’s your favourite jdm car?

[gentle dirge]

Honda beat is so cute

I would drive one to the ground

[tight linden]

I don’t know. I probably would knowing me.

[restive plank]

Fighter can you do 67 with me

[tight linden]

I’m going to beat you with several wheels of cheese

[restive plank]

Insert Top Gear guy “cheese” gif.

[vague helm]

mitsubishi lancer evo 4, Im planning on importing one this summer probably but its costly, and stock too, so it wasn't touched like all those weird ones

[tight linden]

https://tenor.com/view/cheese-gif-21664094

[vague helm]

288mph is outragous, and it does stoppies

1st gear is like 90mph for some reason

[tight linden]

Cheese

[gentle dirge]

There's a dude on YouTube that turned one into an ev using one of these 4x4 small bikes

ATV what it's called

[sterile raft]

Strim forza?

[modern pine]

Super strim forza

[tight linden]

I just watched a YouTube video on the scariest levels of the deep sea now I feel unsettled

[amber hearth]

helloo

[main parcel]

The sea is 5% discovered as of 2026

[tight linden]

Exactly think about all the ships that haven’t been discovered it took them. How long to find Titanic?

And planes and shit

[main parcel]

NASA started discovering about space after they saw the horrors of the sea

[vague helm]

notice how everytime a 'major' exploration starts involving the ocean, something always ends bad for it?

[main parcel]

Sup

[amber hearth]

gudd hru

[tight linden]

Well look at the Titan explosion that thing should’ve never even sniffed the Titanic. The only solace I can find in that is that death was over in a fraction of a second.

[main parcel]

I’m getting on gta soon

[amber hearth]

noicee

[tight linden]

Our brains process pain at 100 milliseconds and the Titan exploded at 1 to 3 milliseconds quite literally all lights out moment

[amber hearth]

how do u know that

[tight linden]

Which part?

[amber hearth]

brain one

[restive plank]

Lovely

[stark steppe]

Isnt it a beautiful gucking day today

[restive plank]

Is that the internet guy

[restive plank]

quack

[main parcel]

Do you think a gun shot wound to the brain would make a person feel the pain in that reaction

[amber hearth]

hi

[main parcel]

I agree

[amber hearth]

ur a girl?

[tight linden]

I paid attention in med class

[amber hearth]

ohh u wanna be a doc?

[vague helm]

depends where it hits in the brain, obviously this can be solved if you just make the bullet large enough to hit their whole brain

[tight linden]

I’m studying to be a psych ward nurse

[amber hearth]

AWW niceee i wanna be a dermatolgist

[main parcel]

Scientists say from the neck up to the brain is painless

[tight linden]

For the longest time I was a x-ray tech I got bored of that literally working in some dead GP office I gave them 30 days notice after Australian government what type of assistance I can get squared that away and now I spend most of my time studying and training for boxing

[amber hearth]

boxing?? damnnnn wowww

[tight linden]

Did you think the name Ultra miserable fighter was for fun?

[amber hearth]

oh nooooo damnn'

[pine pewter]

Sup guys

[tight linden]

Although I am looking forward to the camp and the chicken

[amber hearth]

ur pfp is soo funny XD

[paper finch]

thank you

[tight linden]

Thank you very much. I made that literally just adding words together.

[amber hearth]

hahah

[tight linden]

Although I have received a lot of death threats

[amber hearth]

yoo..why

[half hinge]

goo goo geh geh

[icy compass]

Chyattooo

[amber hearth]

https://giphy.com/gifs/gogogaga-googoogaga-tlroyraz-gcUbMtDSGYkGiZuejl

[tight linden]

I don’t know. I guess some people really don’t like the fact I have an AI version of Donald Trump dress as a secret gay femboy

[amber hearth]

BAHAHAH

[tight linden]

I remember one guy sent me like the fucking declaration of Independence. I’m like mate. I’m not reading all that.

[amber hearth]

damnnnn..haha

ur cool and funny man

[tight linden]

I’m just a normal guy that has an autistic obsession with the Titanic

[restive plank]

Why do you keep asking me this 🥀

[winged tiger]

Do you listen to Nightwish often?

[tight linden]

No you’re a train

[amber hearth]

huh wdym

[restive plank]

Choo-Choo

[winged tiger]

Just thinking about your username that's all.

[tight linden]

I’m going to be your dms later

[amber hearth]

oh its just a random one muhehe

[winged tiger]

Okay, nevermind then. 😅

[amber hearth]

haha

[winged tiger]

I was a great fan of theirs.

They play metal songs.

[sterile raft]

huh who

Sabaton?

[winged tiger]

No, the Nightwish. 😄

[tight linden]

Cheese

[winged tiger]

Sabaton has war themed metal songs.

[sterile raft]

yes

[winged tiger]

Oltermanni?

[slim swallow]

You're a metal

[paper finch]

thank you

[tight linden]

I think those pain pills are working

[slim swallow]

No problem mister sir frend

[winged tiger]

I think they have a song whose words go like this:
"Went to **ll and came back".

[winged tiger]

Or "Koskenlaskija"?

[winged tiger]

Good.

[sterile raft]

yes that would be numerous songs about ww1 and 2

[tight linden]

Meow

[amber hearth]

YO ITS A SINGER??

[vague helm]

censoring hell might be the funniest thing I've ever seen someone do for a song about literal war

[winged tiger]

Is Iron Maiden and Metallica familiar to you.

[sterile raft]

Ballad of the Bull several times, and probably Lost Battalion come to mind

[sterile raft]

yes, what of them

[winged tiger]

I'm not a bad guy, sorry. 😉

[winged tiger]

That's nice.

[amber hearth]

grammar on top

[tight linden]

grammar on top

[amber hearth]

fr

[winged tiger]

Aha.

[amber hearth]

what should i draw guys

plus im looking for some friends wh dont ghost me after some days mueheh

[sterile raft]

no, people aren't allowed to share other server invites like that

[warm compass]

Ah my apologies

[sterile raft]

honest mistake

[long harness]

apology accepte

d

[amber hearth]

cute

[vague helm]

draw this (I can't say the name cause it mutes me for some reason)

[amber hearth]

FORGIVE ME

[long harness]

whats it called?

[amber hearth]

i wanna draw smth easy man

[vague helm]

[amber hearth]

smth easy mannn pls this is too hard

[vague helm]

copy this kind of art style, draw over the image in a painting program

||also to anyone to be dumb enough to fool this for gta, its technically microsoft snipping tool ||

[amber hearth]

not cars smth good

[long harness]

sure draw new york from memory

[vague helm]

what do you even draw? Are you going to make me have to guess?

draw what you draw

[amber hearth]

i take my question back

[amber hearth]

i draw drawings sketches llike marvel characters, scenery, stuff

[long harness]

are you doing this for money commission or something

[amber hearth]

bruh

[long harness]

if not, draw me a humanoid tiger in diapers with big massive feet

[vague helm]

draw me a scenery but in minecraft form then, that should be as easy as it gets