community

[jagged ridge]

i was like "lmaoo wtf why"

he said he didnt want to get in trouble with the law

lmaooooooooooo

literally

lmao

[zenith current]

Where is the "funny" part?

[wet cloud]

I saw Degrassi, Drake never gonna be anything but that wheelchair kid lol

Like, yo, you're an upper middle class actor, lol.

[stark steppe]

My what game

[merry perch]

[jagged ridge]

because when i was in hs i used to answer yes to those questions

nobody ever checked my id

i thought everybody did that

i guess i was the only one sorry.. i must live in my own world

[outer phoenix]

Hi

[zenith current]

Intersting

[zenith current]

Hey

[jagged ridge]

Indeed

[outer phoenix]

Wassup?

[jagged ridge]

Nice pfp

Omw to the carwash lol

https://tenor.com/view/marketmove-mm-move-cool-trend-gif-25255237

[outer phoenix]

Amen

[jagged ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/bugs-bunny-looney-tunes-cash-money-counting-money-gif-17544086

[hard moth]

GMT +8?

[jagged ridge]

I'm curious what time they're going to drop it because if they drop it after market hours then it might be still safe to buy a share tomorrow

[hard moth]

I meant your timezone

[jagged ridge]

Im est timezone

I'm stock market time zone

[hard moth]

11:49 is coincidentally close to mine

https://tenor.com/view/stonks-up-stongs-meme-stocks-gif-15715298

[jagged ridge]

I'm in the time zone that the world revolves around

[zenith current]

9 pm for me

[slim swallow]

You're not in the UK

[jagged ridge]

😬

[slim swallow]

Are you??

Definitely not

Maybe on a trip

[tardy thorn]

It's 5 o'clock somewhere

[slim swallow]

Yeah in the uk, in 2 minutes

[jagged ridge]

No I'm disagreeing that the world revolves around the UK

[slim swallow]

Timezones do

[unborn quest]

You're wrong

[slim swallow]

The world doesn't

[unborn quest]

It's 16:59

[slim swallow]

The world revolves around the US economy

[unborn quest]

Now 17:00

As soon as I say that

[jagged ridge]

EST is the most important time zone in the world

[unborn quest]

It turns 5pm

Ffs

Now why did everyone go quiet

I'm not THAT scary man

[jagged ridge]

Because my comment still stands

[glossy hollow]

silly traced man it is 19:00

[jagged ridge]

NYC is the most important city in the world

[unborn quest]

Then sit it down

[jagged ridge]

Lmao

[unborn quest]

😇

[slim swallow]

Many timezones are expressed as gmt + 1,2,3,4

Gmt being british time

[prime merlin]

Troy

[jagged ridge]

That's not what I was talking about though

[slim swallow]

Gmt is standard time on the world clock

[jagged ridge]

It's kind of cute though

[glossy hollow]

_ _

[jagged ridge]

No shade towards the UK but

[slim swallow]

Just like me :3

[jagged ridge]

At the rate that that country is going they might as well just split their internet from the rest of the world

[stark steppe]

Lalalala

[jagged ridge]

They might as well just have their own internet within the UK and that's it

[unborn quest]

It would be the best

[slim swallow]

Brexit made me sad, had to spend €20 on a visa

:'c

[unborn quest]

Just keep all the goblins in the uk and I'll rule over them all

Especially Gui

[jagged ridge]

LMAOOO!!! I thought I was worried that my stuff was going to be too controversial but ILY for that 😂

[unborn quest]

Lmfao

[slim swallow]

Gui is my favorite UKian

[unborn quest]

I don't follow the world or anything real life ish

[slim swallow]

You can be 2nd

[unborn quest]

I follow comp fortnite 😇

Ty

[glossy hollow]

np

[ivory basalt]

np

[jagged ridge]

I knew about their internet laws but when I went on TikTok live to talk on voice chat with these two British people they were heavily fear-mongering my anime PFP and it's like okay a lot of the stuff is adding up

[prime merlin]

GMT time zone is based on Greenwich line

Originated in uk though so yah

[tardy thorn]

oh...

[ivory basalt]

hes lame right?

[unborn quest]

Wdym oh 😠

[zenith current]

🤨

[unborn quest]

It's good imo

[tardy thorn]

I didn't say all that

[unborn quest]

Storylines are the best

[ivory basalt]

Better than badminton?

[tardy thorn]

I wanna watch some backgammon gameplay

[ivory basalt]

I bought p5 royal recently

Im not a fan of rpgs

But this one is PEAK

[zenith current]

https://tenor.com/view/jjk-jujutsu-kaisen-higuruma-higuruma-jjk-higuruma-jujutsu-kaisen-gif-2081143640985071325

[tardy thorn]

not a fan of rpgs
is in the server for an rpg

[stark steppe]

Idc

Whats rpg

Romance program ghost

[zenith current]

😱

[stark steppe]

You're already my fav member

[zenith current]

[nimble jay]

let's gooo

[stark steppe]

I hate you now

[zenith current]

I hate you too

[tardy thorn]

It's an car!

[stark steppe]

Im beginnen to like you

Beginning

Bejhing

[ivory basalt]

GTA is a roleplay game?

[tardy thorn]

By definition yes

[ivory basalt]

I meant

Turn based then

[tardy thorn]

Pick a letter for heads [of a coin], g or r

[ivory basalt]

R

R

i said R

[zenith current]

I said G

[tardy thorn]

Best of 3, 5 or 7

[ivory basalt]

5

[zenith current]

5

[ivory basalt]

Nvm

[stark steppe]

I say drake

[ivory basalt]

3

[tardy thorn]

K

[ivory basalt]

3 cause 3+3+3 is 9

[zenith current]

😱

[ivory basalt]

Whats the result

Dont keep me on edge

👀👀👀👀

[tardy thorn]

I was flipping the coin

[ivory basalt]

https://tenor.com/view/noticing-gif-12761641764464540176

[tardy thorn]

Heads won

[ivory basalt]

So G

[zenith current]

😏

[tardy thorn]

It was about to be tails until heads made a comeback

[ivory basalt]

Ugly ass emoji😭

[ivory basalt]

I accept my defeat

[zenith current]

Dc have some weird ass emo

[ivory basalt]

Same

[zenith current]

I have iPad tho (not a flex)

[ivory basalt]

What

[zenith current]

What was that 🤨

[ivory basalt]

Why it delets

A fish thinking

[zenith current]

Ask server staff

[zenith current]

[nimble jay]

Fire selection of Hyundais, basically all the ones we don't get in American lmao

[jagged ridge]

Bros about to get me to buy a xbox for this game

[nimble jay]

my baby

[jagged ridge]

Is it as fun as need for speed?

[nimble jay]

need for speed is arcade driving but they have pretty good stories and different aspects that make it fun to play

[jagged ridge]

This isn't arcade?

[nimble jay]

horiozon is more of a sandbox freeroam with realism arcade driving

[jagged ridge]

Ohh

[sweet quest]

The auto drive during races is really realistic

[jagged ridge]

Dang I want it 🥹

[nimble jay]

so the cars drive realistic and don't drift and slide in exxageration, but it also isn't trying to be a sim

[jagged ridge]

Gotcha

Does sound good

[ivory basalt]

yo suermo

[nimble jay]

@tardy thorn another sick drift car

[mighty raft]

Sup tsuna

[sweet quest]

Did they add F1 cars yet

[nimble jay]

they don't have gt/lemans/formula cars in this game it's not a track sim so they focus on road cars more

[sweet quest]

Dumb

they had a damn warthog

[jagged ridge]

This car wash didn't fully clean my car

Come on bro

[nimble jay]

do you hate your car?

why would you bring it through an automated car wash

[jagged ridge]

Cuz it shot water on the undercarriage

I did want a hand car wash but I don't know any good ones in the area

[cursive fox]

making some use of my old camera

[jagged ridge]

Worst service ever

[nimble jay]

then find one

auto washes swirl the shit out of paint and can make small scratches

[jagged ridge]

Lmao

[proper bough]

Sue walter white

[jagged ridge]

I should at least give them a bad Google review

Now I know why that one parking spot near my house is always free 😂

[modest cove]

rarely ive seen ppl using car washes anymore

they either do it at home or do a professional detailing

[nimble jay]

this is how I drive my integra in real life hehe

[sweet quest]

reported to the local police department

#rekt

[left vault]

I take mine through the auto wash because I already had all that plus hail damage lol

[stark steppe]

@left vault hey debr

Debra*

Hru?

[left vault]

I’m gucci, how are you Lorna

[stark steppe]

Im great!

[zenith current]

[left vault]

It’s a fantastic afternoon for some tea and milk isn’t it!

[vestal raft]

larp?

[zenith current]

Larping

[left vault]

https://tenor.com/view/vriltania-v1-severus-chud-british-the-patriot-gif-8694882311235498105

[zenith current]

https://tenor.com/view/jordan-barrett-sinister-walk-sinister-looksmax-bp-gif-13667912088883689561

Ignore "#sinister"

[vague helm]

Cant

[zenith current]

[left vault]

I have a problem

I want an Audi A4 Allroad now that I’ve discovered they exist

Just look at that interior

So nice.

[prime merlin]

Hit 2 cars slightly but It good

[nimble jay]

yea if it's an older daily car that already has battle scars then it's fine

[left vault]

Me being me, I’ll get one of these and then I’ll put a stage 2 kit on it

[nimble jay]

I just would never take a car I care about the paint on to an auto wash place ever

[left vault]

Nobody would expect to see an audi station wagon that can move fast

[nimble jay]

it was for the skill chain xp officer

[sweet quest]

mans has never tried to race an RS6

[prime merlin]

Got it

[left vault]

Forgot those exist lol

[left vault]

To be fair, most of that stuff is a myth anyways

Modern car washes that actually maintain their shit have soft touch panels and brushes, use ph balanced soaps, and clean their stuff frequently

Its the old ones that have issues

[tardy thorn]

holy shit, physical buttons

[left vault]

Yeah I hate haptics or touch button only vehicles

Crazy part is that interior is from a 2023 allroad

Only 3 years old

[nimble jay]

I found pea creatures

[pseudo turret]

I hate peas

[left vault]

2026 A6 allroad still has physical controls on the steering wheel but not elsewhere

[tardy thorn]

well, as long as I can leave the AC on the AC screen (and don't have to go through a menu like others), it's almost tolerable

[left vault]

I have no idea if you can or cant

I havent looked up a review of the car to know so

Not like I can afford a $70k allroad anyways lmao

All my cars I purchase are sub $25k or significantly less if I can get it to be

[sweet quest]

@gentle dirge BROTHER why does the chat keep getting stuck

[dusty storm]

@stark steppe how’s the albums

[tardy thorn]

it has a dedicated A/C "button" on the bottom. by "as long as I can keep it on the screen," i meant, as long as it doesn't get like, forced away for some other feature where I have to tab back and forth between the screens

[stark steppe]

@tardy thorn who tf ru

[tardy thorn]

that's why I don't like single screens, as that's what you'd have to do to say, switch between Navigation and AC

[stark steppe]

But ehmmmm

Iceman is fucking amazing

Other 2 are good but filler imo

[dusty storm]

me or papa

[stark steppe]

But its because he wants out of umg

[dusty storm]

whole iceman album is amazing?

[stark steppe]

Yes

[stark steppe]

Oops you

@tardy thorn i didnt mean to ping u

Dttm

[dusty storm]

rage

[stark steppe]

Still dont know you

😭

[tardy thorn]

[dusty storm]

i rarely chat

[left vault]

Oh yeah I didnt even really pay attention to that, I bet it is exclusively for ac

I guess that would be tolerable if you really wanted a new car

[violet void]

[pliant current]

@civic prism, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #pc-e｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #pc-e｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #pc-e｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #pc-e｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #pc-e｜other-lfg

Requested by: @inner pasture

[civic prism]

sorry boss

[stark steppe]

Hi vez!

[glossy hollow]

melonsip

[mighty raft]

Dragon of dojima

[stark steppe]

Drake

[glossy hollow]

non

dm @nocturne plank

[nocturne plank]

:exclamation:To contact the Moderators, please send me a Direct Message. Mentioning me does not alert moderators:exclamation:

[stark steppe]

What if i dont

[main edge]

Then don't.

[unborn quest]

You disappear

[paper finch]

You disappear

[light pendant]

Stop

[long harness]

disappear

[zenith current]

You

[paper finch]

Shut ur phone

[ivory basalt]

You dissapear

[paper finch]

Stop

[tardy thorn]

they need to add a "hide blocked messages" toggle into discord

[ivory basalt]

U should not even see the blocked guy

[paper finch]

2 blocked blocks

[light pendant]

Who blocked me

[stark steppe]

@tall solar should we go to asap rocky

[hard willow]

Me

[light pendant]

dissapear = Dis a pear 👉🍐 🤔🤔💭👀❓

[hard willow]

https://tenor.com/view/an-iq-too-high-raven-crow-tiktok-gif-3869671553367641450

[paper finch]

You

[stark steppe]

Ru going to rocky?

Hes coming right

Ziggo dome

[robust oracle]

Is Google glass still a thing

[paper finch]

Yes

On my bday

[light pendant]

Why would i google gl’s ass

[paper finch]

Who’s ass

[light pendant]

gl

[paper finch]

No

[light pendant]

Fine..

[stark steppe]

Is it actually

[light pendant]

Who

Cares

[stark steppe]

Actually

U right

[light pendant]

Youre a 🐑

[stark steppe]

Oh

[light pendant]

Sorry

All love

[stark steppe]

Dw you a legend

[light pendant]

🙊🙈

[paper finch]

Yes

[maiden bridge]

Good afternoon folks

[glossy hollow]

hallo you

[stark steppe]

Raise

[stark steppe]

Hello zeke

[light pendant]

hi

[zenith current]

She keeps on texting me

[prime merlin]

Hello

Chatto

[zenith current]

Do I like her? No, definitely

[prime merlin]

[zenith current]

I am just like stephaine

[mighty raft]

no the dragon of dojima

[zenith current]

It's a song "Stephanie" by Nafessisboujee

[maiden bridge]

I ate too much 😔

[stark steppe]

What did u eat

[zenith current]

Food

[maiden bridge]

Frito pie and cookies

[maiden bridge]

Too much

[stark steppe]

Im hungry

Can i have some

[maiden bridge]

So any word on trailer 3?

[zenith current]

Why?

[zenith current]

No

[zenith current]

Don't know

[maiden bridge]

Anyone preordering collectors edition?

[tardy thorn]

surely you're not referring to #gta6-discussion

[long harness]

im preordering monster hunter wilds expansion

[merry perch]

Is it as good as world?

[long harness]

wilds base game > world base game yea but if world + iceborne then no not entirely just yet

[merry perch]

[long harness]

gogmazios fight was alot more fun than fatalis tho but its just so long it makes endgame minmaxing tedious

[tiny atlas]

when is the expansion

i already forget wilds exists

[tardy thorn]

all i have is World

and i quit during the tutorial because i was tired of the game taking camera control from me

[prime merlin]

Ah okay

[prime merlin]

Maybe

Depends what I get

[quaint surge]

Hello everyone

[zenith current]

Hi

[prime merlin]

Hello

[quaint surge]

I actually came here to talk about a new game uk

[opal sapphire]

Nobody writes "you know" in "uk" son 💔

[long harness]

i do now uk

[meager plaza]

anyone watching eurovision

[glossy hollow]

probably

[light pendant]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-sax-guy-sax-dance-dance-off-celebrate-gif-15852111

[ivory lark]

I didn't know nighttime temperature was capable of being at 42°C until now

Who needs the sun when the mf'ing air is doing all the cooking?

[tacit totem]

Hi guys

[silent orbit]

this is a gta discord server

[ivory lark]

We're sorry to hear that but

!rule 10

[pliant current]

GTA Online Discord - Rule 10

Advertising, begging and trading are prohibited. Exceptions apply to trading of strictly in-game GTA content or services (e.g., "Help me sell crates and I will help you with your heists").

Requested by

@ivory lark

[silent orbit]

i promise almost nobody cares

[tacit totem]

Oh sorry..

I'll delete it

[tiny atlas]

best of luck, but discord servers aren't a great place to run a donation drive

[prime merlin]

I do when I am lazy

[prime merlin]

Humidity unlocked

[left vault]

[zenith current]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1159176770210242570.webp?size=48&animated=true&name=Anime&lossless=true

[left vault]

I think Im gonna go on a massive cleaning spree today before my gf gets home

Im tired of my apartment being a fucking disaster

[sterile raft]

Same. Fall in with someone who doesnt clean and youre gonna be their mother for the entire relationship

[long harness]

🫪

[robust oracle]

What is the topic of conversation chat

Name a subject I'll tell you everything I know

[left vault]

No comment

[glossy hollow]

melonsip

_ _

[sterile raft]

I be doing a lot of cleaning.

[ivory lark]

Yeah insane humidity out here mate

[robust oracle]

What

[lone dune]

I miss melonsip

[left vault]

I cook, I clean, I grocery shop, and I pay all the bills.

[glossy hollow]

he doesnt know melonsip

[robust oracle]

@glossy hollow

Behave

[glossy hollow]

thats me!!!

[left vault]

Im tired all the time lol

[robust oracle]

Yeah same

[left vault]

And she questions my life decisions all the time too on top of it

I dont need anyone to run my life, been fine for 28 years without anyone doing it for me.

[sterile raft]

Mine pays her half of stuff and shes got some debt, so I'm not worried about money but man I clean a lot

[left vault]

Mine pays for all my guns so I guess theres that

And occasionally food

I have yet to purchase a gun yet though, because Im busy finishing the work on my Jetta

I just put $6k into a complete top end rebuild, put $1k into tires, $450 for a new windshield, and hopefully within a month I’ll have the stage 2 kit done.

[jagged ridge]

hello stinkys

[robust oracle]

[jagged ridge]

got back from hiking

[jagged ridge]

[tall solar]

Hi Jordan

[stark parcel]

[robust oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/hol-up-meme-what-the-come-again-stare-gif-25770780

[tall solar]

Bmo

Legion

[stark parcel]

@zenith current @prime merlin bad bad

[left vault]

You hike?

[prime merlin]

Very insane

[stark parcel]

Bbe

[prime merlin]

What I do

[zenith current]

[jagged ridge]

well it was a paved path but yeah it was like a 3 hour "walk" or hike idk

call it what you will

[left vault]

I call both of them hiking if theres enough inclines and mountain views

I love hiking

[jagged ridge]

yeah full nature path

creeks n stuff

[stark parcel]

No more ping

[prime merlin]

@stark parcel bad bad

[stark parcel]

[jagged ridge]

another boring weekend day tomorrow and then finally on monday the markets open back up

[left vault]

This was taken last year

[prime merlin]

[stark parcel]

https://tenor.com/view/block-blocked-you-are-blocked-user-discord-gif-2473019735961525447

[prime merlin]

No no

[left vault]

@jagged ridge Im ngl I havent gone hiking since I got involved with my gf

[prime merlin]

I digress I won’t trust last one

[left vault]

She has health issues and I’ve been busy working a lot and taking care of stuff around the house to the extent that I havent had energy to go out anymore

[robust oracle]

I would like a gf

[long harness]

u have a gf?

[left vault]

Ye

[zenith current]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-funny-cat-cat-funny-cat-flashbang-flashbang-gif-8479999063609699416

[robust oracle]

My plan is to use McDonald's chicken nuggets as bait for a date

[jagged ridge]

Getting a gf isnt a good investment for me these days

Unless shes into finance

[left vault]

Agreed

[jagged ridge]

Lmao

It's funny cuz I'm serious

[prime merlin]

Thinking for the better

[jagged ridge]

I mean all I need is like 10 to 15 years of just working and this investment stuff and then maybe I'll be talking differently

Unless SpaceX takes us to the moon this June how about that folks ?

[prime merlin]

Based

[jagged ridge]

Plz elon musk

Make us rich 🥹

[left vault]

SpaceX isnt going anywhere lol

[prime merlin]

[jagged ridge]

Its going to the moon

[left vault]

Yeah they also said they’re going to mars how many years ago?

[jagged ridge]

Starlink is the future

[jagged ridge]

Street talk

That's something you would hear people on the streets talking in like some low-income neighborhood of NYC

"the end is near" type sh

[zenith current]

Before GTA 6? 🥀

[jagged ridge]

Starlink and aws

[jagged ridge]

Omg i cant wait for December... I know the release date is November but December is specifically actually no even January 2027 I can't wait

[pseudo turret]

Hello

[jagged ridge]

Starlink and aws is the future

[pseudo turret]

We went to Mars years ago wdym

[zenith current]

Imagine pc players need to wait twise

[prime merlin]

Yellow

[zenith current]

Blue

[jagged ridge]

That's actually a good point and a good investment point as well

[prime merlin]

Not the same

[jagged ridge]

That's another important date for when the PC release date is announced like that's just more profits right there

[pseudo turret]

In more of an orange guy

[jagged ridge]

Yall are talking a good language now

[zenith current]

Profile and more profit

[pseudo turret]

White and orange are my favorite colors

[prime merlin]

Yellow can sound like hello that’s why I said yellow lol

[jagged ridge]

On Monday I'm going to buy my 10th share of take two 😬

[zenith current]

Blue and red for me

[prime merlin]

Red
Yellow
Purple
(Yellow might be lower I forget) for me

[jagged ridge]

Pink is my favorite but i also like blue lately

[zenith current]

This is interesting most people love black colour

[prime merlin]

Very interesting

Never heard that before though

Somehow

[zenith current]

😱

[prime merlin]

No one around me ever said black is like there actually favourite colour

They say it as a racist joke

[zenith current]

In my country people love black like crazy I don't know why it's summer 40+ tem still people in all black

[pseudo turret]

Well black looks better on vehicles and objects I'd say

[prime merlin]

That’s about it

[pseudo turret]

But stand alone black isn't nice I guess

[zenith current]

Yeah black is good but everything in black

[prime merlin]

Plain black car ? IMO doesn’t suit all of them

[pseudo turret]

Well with some pearcelents

Or whatever they're called

[prime merlin]

Tints

Or

Decals

[pseudo turret]

Oh pearlescents

[prime merlin]

Yah pearlescent is one

[prime merlin]

This also

[left vault]

Im thinking about selling my honda civic

[prime merlin]

For ?

[left vault]

Nothing, its just a second car.

Money for my stage 2 kit on the jetta

[zenith current]

Sell it

[left vault]

Its just been sitting since I got the jetta back on the road.

[prime merlin]

Yah sell it

[left vault]

Aight, Imma go to my gfs job and clean that civic up right now because one of her coworkers is thinking about buying it lol

See if he has a minute to check it out

[tall solar]

I can sell you

[zenith current]

[merry perch]

[icy compass]

Black clothes yes

[left vault]

I dont know how much shit I want to clean out of the civic lol

[ivory basalt]

Hello world

[pseudo turret]

Objects yeah

[icy compass]

Black hoodie with mini skirt yess

[tall solar]

Sukis

[tall solar]

Suna

[pseudo turret]

Black jeans with a graphic t yess

Love this new shirt they're releasing

Godzilla store

[light pendant]

I love lobsters

[left vault]

Mmmm

My girlfriends coworkers are suggesting I post the civic for $3k on marketplace

But thats overpriced imo

Its a pure shitbox, window seals are trashed so it whistles at any speed above 45mph, theres a random coolant leak from time to time that I cant get diagnosed despite a pressure test done on the civic.

It burns oil, it’s got 230-240k on the clock and its a 96.

No windows work at all, just typical beater car shit.

Literally just a shitbox civic lol

Has brand new tires, water pump, timing belt, cv axles.

Hahahahaha

No you cannot lmfaooo

The muffler rusted off too so its a fucking lawn mower

[fervent swan]

can this whip pickup ladies

[left vault]

At least 3 if you’ve got charm like a meth head does

They just arent gonna be your top of the line picks

[fervent swan]

what if one possesses immaculate rizz

[nimble jay]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DYXbwbGKLy0

I wish my game looked like that but I don't have $5000 a to drop on a computer

[icy compass]

Oh fine! That works

[karmic cedar]

hehe

[dusky grove]

heyy hru

[left vault]

If one possesses, one shall obtain le chicks

I did. I got a gf before I even got the money saved up to fix my jetta lmao

Hell I was in the middle of my divorce 💀

[fervent swan]

Word

[bitter marsh]

hooray to ai for raising prices on all tech

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1457746697055633630/1495057504491798650/image0.gif

[upper token]

Steal the ram from data centers

[bitter marsh]

looking at the blackrock building like its arasaka tower

[karmic cedar]

and eventually u end up at the top of arasaka tower

[ivory basalt]

Ive been there for an heist

[icy compass]

Oh good~

[ivory lark]

He said steal not blow up

[tight linden]

Hi

[bitter marsh]

why not do both

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1457746697055633630/1495057504491798650/image0.gif

[icy compass]

Oh hii

[tight linden]

😛

[valid salmon]

!rank/level

[icy compass]

How are ya

[timber plover]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA

[icy compass]

Lmao it no work

[valid salmon]

yeah sorry im a noob

[tight linden]

Redbull

[valid salmon]

sugar free is it worth it?

[tight linden]

Yeah if you’re trying to cut calories but really need energy drink sugar-free is a great alternative

[left vault]

Bedrull

[tight linden]

I’m going to eat u

[valid salmon]

true

[pine sandal]

i'm thinking i'd pick these 2 up

[long harness]

$3k for this

[fervent swan]

hm

[dusky grove]

is there anything you buy that is actually useful

[nimble jay]

I'm there rn

[pine sandal]

is that the world cup?

[long harness]

thats the field

[pine sandal]

i get that but is fifa world cup happening?

[nimble jay]

Hell no I ain't spending thousands in a game lol

[tight linden]

I’m at the gym

[nimble jay]

This is a rival MLS game

That's why it is so crowded

[tight linden]

Weight cut time

[paper finch]

Could be playing fh6

[jagged ridge]

Ohhh w

[modern pine]

[jagged ridge]

Id rather buy some sp500 etf than spend that much to watch a few dudes kick a ball around lol

[left vault]

I think $2k is much more reasonable to post it for lmao

With the expectation that people will lowball and my absolute lowest I’ll go is $1500 because despite being a shitbox, it runs and drives, has ac and heat.

[jagged ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/take-my-money-heres-my-card-here’s-my-card-card-take-my-card-gif-5650338825958178904

[deft blaze]

imo thats not a car you really sell

oil and coolant leak, high miles, no working windows, outdated model

[jagged ridge]

Government contracts is all i needed to read

[deft blaze]

thats now your family heirloom to hand down to your kids

[pseudo turret]

Guys I got a question

[left vault]

Fair enough, so keep it til it dies or is worth junking.

[deft blaze]

I'd run it till it gives out

[left vault]

Thats probably what I should do

[pseudo turret]

No clue what it's called or what to look up but it's the mechanism when something goes in a circle and there's another part that goes in loops, yet turns it into up and down motion

[deft blaze]

most of those old civics are bulletproof, they just don't sell for anything

same with old corollas

[left vault]

I wont even replace the windshield on it despite it being completely fucked lmao

Just not willing to put money into it anymore

[deft blaze]

as long as it doesn't block your view (as the driver) it should be fine

[left vault]

I think it’ll rust out before anything to be honest, it leaks water straight into the trunk already

[merry perch]

Send it off in a bonfire rs

[deft blaze]

i mean you could

or you could see if its machine spirit is spiteful and run it for another 200k miles

[merry perch]

[left vault]

I dont think it will with the way I treat it lmao

I dont change the oil frequently enough and its hard to convince me to even get anything mechanical done besides the bare minimum

[merry perch]

Changing the oil is a bare minimum gng

[left vault]

Changing oil is not a mechanical bare minimum

Thats an operating bare mimimum

[tiny atlas]

the machine spirit is not pleased with this one

[left vault]

I treat my jetta fantastic

Just not the civic because I want it to die lmfaoooo

I’ve even rammed snow berms with the civic during winter because fuck that car I need to get where Im going

[tiny atlas]

👀 poor civic

[left vault]

Im honestly shocked it didn’t destroy the front end

I was expecting the radiator to be damaged

[light pendant]

Jokes aside 67 is literally everywhere

Like, that has to be the most common pair of numbers ever

[tight linden]

I am fucking miserable

[light pendant]

Oh ur bug

[paper finch]

Dn are a joke

Wait

[light pendant]

What

[paper finch]

I misread

[tight linden]

I am covered in sweat

[light pendant]

💢💢

[tight linden]

Cutting weight be like

[left vault]

My girlfriend wants me to buy a gun like…. Probably tomorrow

Im thinking about getting it

[white valley]

get a lever action 45-70

[tight linden]

Get her a toy one

[left vault]

Nah Im looking at conceal carry

Specifically the smith & wesson CSX series

My gf owes me about $4k so that would be part of paying me back

Its a really nice gun and holy shit I didnt expect the image to be that big lmfaoooo

[white valley]

single action is gonna suck

[left vault]

Why do you say that

[white valley]

because u have to physically pull the hammer back each time instead of a crisp pull to break

[left vault]

Only the first time

[white valley]

that would be labelled double action

[left vault]

Not that Im aware of

[white valley]

my dad had a sig like that and it was not fun to fire

[left vault]

Double action is a long pull the first time

You’re probably thinking of a DAO

Double action only, every single shot is long and heavy.

[jagged ridge]

Hello finance professionals !!!

[left vault]

Uh hi, not finance professional here

Lol

[jagged ridge]

[left vault]

Im the milk man

[jagged ridge]

Ah

So... Milk professional

[left vault]

Yes

I literally am

I work in a dairy plant on the production side

[jagged ridge]

Nice keep up the grind

[left vault]

Sure will

Its paying me $29 an hour with pension and health insurance benefits other people wish they had

I’m gucci

[jagged ridge]

Nice

[left vault]

Im a poor broke boi who will retire poor n broke enough to die comfortably

[jagged ridge]

Why?

I mean yeah 29 isnt huge these days

But you can invest some cant you

[left vault]

Its enough money to live just barely comfortably lmao

[jagged ridge]

Or save up at least

[left vault]

Oh I save $1k a month

[jagged ridge]

Yeah thats not bad

[left vault]

Ye

Im waiting til my jetta is done so I can start maxing out my roth ira for the year hopefully

But until then my investments are on hold

[jagged ridge]

Im investing every week

Just buying more shares atp.. not buying new companies until spacex drops

[quaint surge]

Have yall played world of tanks?

[left vault]

Oh spacex is going public?

[jagged ridge]

I played world of warships and had alota fun

[jagged ridge]

Yes this june even most likely

[left vault]

Whats driving him to do that

[jagged ridge]

He wants to make some of us millionaires

[left vault]

Nah he wants to enrich himself

He doesnt give a fuck about us lol

[jagged ridge]

Some people who invested in Tesla when that dropped are set for life now

[left vault]

Yeah but that was different

When spacex comes out everyone will be clamoring for shares

When tesla did they werent

[jagged ridge]

Not necessarily

Well its the most anticipated ipo ever

But

Yeah

Im buying $2000 when it drops

Idc

Elon musk lets gooo

[left vault]

Its going to be bought high and sold low I bet

[jagged ridge]

Its going to bring me to the moon

Im only dropping 2000 cause im already 2000 up in profits since i started in November

[left vault]

Im gonna stick with my S&P 500 mutual funds

[jagged ridge]

I already have a cushion

[left vault]

I dont besides my pension

[jagged ridge]

Youre not in profits on sp500 funds ?

My voo has been going up

[left vault]

I only have $700 in my Roth ira right now lol

[jagged ridge]

Oh

I have 2 voo shares

And alota spmo

[left vault]

I didnt start investing until this year. I’ve been a high earner and a high spender for a lot of my younger years

[jagged ridge]

Doesnt matter

Some people never open their eyes

[left vault]

This is the first time I’ve ever been at a reliable consistent job for more than 2 years and been willing to stick with it.

[jagged ridge]

But you know the ai bubble pop fear?

[left vault]

Ye

[jagged ridge]

Google how many bubbles theres been historically

There's ALWAYS a bubble

In something

[left vault]

Yeah like every 20 years basically

10-20 years

[jagged ridge]

Fear mongers will fear monger

[jagged ridge]

Back to back

Listen to Bloomberg radio if you get a chance

They talk good stuff if youre serious about this

[left vault]

Thats why I like the S&P 500, reliable finances for the long haul.

[jagged ridge]

Yeah facts

But theres also fun stuff

Sp500 will grow

But theres also - nvidia

[left vault]

Yeah but for someone like me who is trying to invest $10k a year theres not much to go on besides the roth ira

[jagged ridge]

I have intel in my traditional ira they let you

[left vault]

The roth itself is a $7,500 cap this year, that’s a pretty significant amount of security I could use

All in on S&P 500 mutuals that return dividends when I can find them

[jagged ridge]

Still not bad i guess

Someone was saying they were investigating in sp500 all their life regularly and will have a successful retirement

On the finance channel

I recommend Bloomberg radio

[left vault]

Ive already had $40 worth of dividends off my $700

I think Im doing okay

I just reinvest it right away as it comes in so I can keep it going

[jagged ridge]

My app let me set it to automatically reinvest

Anyway.. i wonder what Elon musk is doing right now

[left vault]

I dunno, if its cheap when it comes out and if its able to be bought within my roth ira I will

[jagged ridge]

SpaceX?

[left vault]

I havent opened a traditional ira because why bother when I need to fund my roth first anyways

[left vault]

Yes

[jagged ridge]

I did it for transfer reasons it came from a 401k and they said it had to be tradional ira

[jagged ridge]

Im buying it half for the memes but its $2,000 so i do respect the money

[left vault]

Im not ever going to open a 401k unless my company matches me on it

[jagged ridge]

Elon musk is such a troll

[jagged ridge]

I had a match

Was worth it

[left vault]

My roth ira actually has a 1% match

[jagged ridge]

Roth ira lets you trade stocks with no taxes im pretty sure

So on my individual account if i sell stocks and use them to buy something else i still have to pay of over 15 percent profit

The roth ira wont tax any sales even if high profit

[left vault]

Interesting

[jagged ridge]

And wont tax withdrawal

Would need @nimble jay to confirm that or ill just google it

Yep

You opened a good account

You can sell 200% profits at zero tax

Thats huge

[left vault]

Oh shit

Thats pretty cool actually

[jagged ridge]

So if you bought micron in November and sold today

You would have like 700 profit

And then you can use that 700 to buy more sp500 shares

Just an example

At no tax

If i do it . And reinvest.. ill have to report it with my tax person next year

Even if i dont take it out

Huge difference

Only you gota wait till 59.5 and i dont

So if you buy spacex and dont like it... You can just readjust your assets

You can sell

Just cant take it out

[long harness]

whar

[high oracle]

adolfo

[solar steppe]

What's up crew

[upper turtle]

hello funny painting man

[solar steppe]

You know what's funny? It's ink

And I never looked it up but ink soaks into the paper, whereas paint sits atop it

But I do it with a brush

[upper turtle]

I guess that'd make sense since ink is more liquid based

[solar steppe]

It also means you can't just like, ink white over it

[upper turtle]

nah, gotta restart on a new piece

[solar steppe]

Yeah it's a whole deal

I'm playing jazz for a hotel lobby. And there's a blind woman rocking back and forth in time with it. And all I'm thinking is - dont make them lose time

[tight linden]

My eyes hurt from sweat and chlorine

[jagged ridge]

that happens to me on hot summer days

not fun

mainly sweat getting into my eyes

[tight linden]

Well I lost 2KGs today shout out the sauna

I need redbull

[light pendant]

4 pounds

[tight linden]

Yes

[light pendant]

Keep going

[tight linden]

I’m done I’m cooked

[pseudo turret]

Nescafé is said like ness-cah-fay

I always said it like nescaff

[silent orbit]

swamp

izzo

[pseudo turret]

?

[silent orbit]

67?

[tight linden]

https://tenor.com/view/starryshuas-dog-drown-dog-funny-pool-scene-gif-24845467

[dusky grove]

@restive plank wingstop sandwich again

Theres only pickles inside thats what they do

[silent orbit]

not very nice

[limpid ravine]

Then that's one sad burger

[dusky grove]

its a fast food sludge burger, you can't expect it to look any good lol

[tight linden]

Neither is having brain rot

[silent orbit]

[limber coral]

Just got back from watching obsession. That movie was terrifying fuck that

[glossy hollow]

gm goofy babies

[fervent swan]

i feel like there have been a lot of remakes of that

[restive plank]

Lucky bastard

[nimble jay]

The portfolio doesn't create a taxable event until you withdrawal after tax income profits

So the ai slop is correct

[long harness]

gotdam clanker

they took ma jerb

[limber coral]

Yeah this one definitely up there for movie of the year

[fervent swan]

that use to be something but most movies are remakes or sequeles/prequels

but the few times something original is made it gets hype

[limber coral]

You should watch it

[fervent swan]

ill give it a watch later

i got a lot of stuff i need to catch up on

[primal elm]

Does anyone here play Fallout Anniversary Edition

[zenith current]

Lmafo

[nimble jay]

I was teaching my friend to drive in general earlier today, and later in the day I was teaching my other friend who's been driving for years how to drive manual

Call me the instructor lol

[tight linden]

You deserved it

[zenith current]

Why me

[tight linden]

Because

[zenith current]

Because?

[tight linden]

Because that one thing you did in the future

[zenith current]

🤨

[long harness]

yo buddy what kinda shit did u do in the future

[quiet thunder]

Yup I’m calling out today

[limber coral]

I heard you can tell the future. I need to know who’s going to win the World Cup so I can place my bet

[sweet quest]

the one team

[tight linden]

Portugal

I was very drunk or I have a ghost

[sweet quest]

Maybe you were so drunk you let a ghost into your house

[swift frigate]

Having a beer with a ghost

[tall solar]

Skipper very smart

[tall solar]

Smarter than skipper

[sterile raft]

X for doubt

[tall solar]

[sweet quest]

tnx babe

[lost flicker]

no way its u!

[primal elm]

It is

[tight linden]

Well, I don’t drink alcohol, but I seriously don’t know how a random can of Coke got into the shower

[sweet quest]

What if the ghost force fed you alcohol while you were asleep, you invented a time machine and went back in time to let the ghost into your house

[sterile raft]

No doll

[primal elm]

I've ordered a Mexican pizza

[tight linden]

Hawaiian is better

[steady basin]

yeah

[rotund vine]

I like cry for me is that bad

It’s overhated

[tight linden]

https://tenor.com/view/skill-issue-no-skill-skill-massive-l-gif-1772992733160300208

[primal elm]

It wasn't available

[tight linden]

I’m in your walls

Text to type has officially given up trying to understand my Australian accent

[pseudo turret]

Well unless your fingers have an Australian accent there's no reason it should be having difficulty

Found a snail today when I was out wading around

[gentle dirge]

[pseudo turret]

He's a cool little guy

Whoa wait 489 more people

Then we have 700,000

Also did somebody get the 690,000 screen shot?

[gentle dirge]

Nope

Can photoshop one

[pseudo turret]

Well here's something. @ is off dw

[pseudo turret]

Is that kid on the side Huey

[long harness]

i want this game so bad

i was really considering switch 2 for tomodachi

[arctic pine]

Added to the collection🤤

Not even a sip taken out of it yet I can only smell it for right now 💔

[dusky grove]

i love everyone's mii ideas in tomodachi

[limber coral]

Ok I’m putting my kidney on the line for this

[tight linden]

Ok

[tall solar]

Hi

[violet void]

[tight linden]

I’m going to eat you possibly

[tall solar]

[fervent swan]

quest for level 10

[tall solar]

It’s you

[forest shuttle]

I will drink your collection.

[copper epoch]

Count me in

I am gonna need it

[forest shuttle]

shoo

mine and mine alone

[copper epoch]

No

Can i have atleast one bottle in the bare minimum

Not in a good mood knowing ubisoft and blizzard customer support is taking too long

[primal elm]

https://tenor.com/view/young-sheldon-niche-giftok-gif-meme-gif-10683373490679414690

[forest shuttle]

you get a tiny glass

[copper epoch]

That's enough

[stoic lichen]

you don't know where a fella could get a little drink around here do ya bud

[river reef]

Hey vsauce, Michael here

Your home security is safe

Or is it?

[stoic lichen]

https://tenor.com/view/drunk-fall-down-stairs-gif-13180785

[river reef]

Chat FH6 is a banger

[stoic lichen]

is it worth the money

be honest with me here man because when I get my PC fixed I'd like to to buy it

I've been burned by Forza too many times

@river reef

[inner pasture]

it's another forza horizon game

roads are too wide as per usual but like

it's cool

[stoic lichen]

okay the real question

can I go five minutes without my ass being kissed

[forest shuttle]

Nah mah probelmo

[pure geyser]

can someone help me make f1 wheels cant find an tutorial for pc please help

[forest shuttle]

no

[pure geyser]

why so mean

[tiny atlas]

oh my goodness dude i found it

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/428919034692501505/1505526100409843753/ssstik.io_industrial_fukery_1779015181364.mp4?ex=6a0af1f1&is=6a09a071&hm=dfa84fad35168c8183b4c0a50279f8a81c645fcd79c825fcc7823ab68eff84a7&

[deft blaze]

prius heaven

honestly id take one over a tesla

maybe I should call this fine fella

[tiny atlas]

the new ones look nice

i would actually

[deft blaze]

people hate on priuses all the time but nobody ever hates on how practical they are

turns out they're actually quite efficient and pretty reliable, not too surprising tho since toyota (at the time) didn't put badges on anything that wouldn't outlive their designers

[tight linden]

NCIS 😛

[wind crater]

https://tenor.com/view/whet-what-ew-can-you-not-stop-gif-9908266

[deft blaze]

you hate me cuz I'm right

they ugly as hell, slow as hell, and god awful if you want to actually enjoy driving a car

however

cheap

[pure geyser]

can someone help me make f1 wheels cant find an tutorial for pc please help

[deft blaze]

maybe you should ask for a tutorial video in #gta-questions instead of here

[inner pasture]

maybe you shouldn't ask for a tutorial video

[pure geyser]

okay sorry can yall do it for me then

[deft blaze]

no

click on -> #gta-questions and ask lol

[dusky grove]

aaaahhh nope, dont want

[wind crater]

thats

kind of the point i was making

it’s why they get the hate

(also prius drivers but yea)

[stark steppe]

Get a renault clio

[deft blaze]

fiat multipla

[stark steppe]

Opel corsa

[deft blaze]

pontiac fiero

[stark steppe]

Volkswagen golf

[deft blaze]

[stark steppe]

Oeehhh what abt

Opel meriva

[deft blaze]

ngl I know the bare minimum about opel

they practically don't exist here

[stark steppe]

Yk what caught my eye

[deft blaze]

?

[stark steppe]

The new audi q9

[deft blaze]

they look pretty good, I just hate the dash

[stark steppe]

But thats gonna be like 100k so not soon

Ill stick to the renault clio for now

[deft blaze]

these big fuckin screens they keep putting in new cars is just integrated distracted driving

also they're pretty ugly