community

[sage sage]

which part ? I honestly forgot lol

[dusky grove]

sacremento, California

[sage sage]

ooo nice

[dusky grove]

its specifically 2 months because thats when my gf family also going back, so im tagging along

[sage sage]

[dusky grove]

the apartment im looking at is 20 ish mins away from their original home

[tight linden]

I used to live in Santa Barbara back when dinosaurs were around

[dusky grove]

its a slick 1 bedroom

ive drawn out some plans for neon already

[sage sage]

good luck

[dusky grove]

thank you fishy

[tight linden]

Eat the fish

[hard moth]

Tuna Egg

🔥

[tight linden]

Birbs

[cursive fox]

my friend almost accidentally dropped me a height of 2 floors

[hard moth]

The friend said sorry right?

[cursive fox]

yeah he said "my bad"

[hard moth]

Wow.

[cursive fox]

I hate pigeons 🥀

[flint sparrow]

poor pigeons

[tight linden]

Why

[hard moth]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-8549582021312950181

[tight linden]

Well I got an hour until my bus

[mighty raft]

Holy hell majima is 62

[tight linden]

Unc

[mighty raft]

not me

[tight linden]

https://tenor.com/view/unc-still-got-it-gif-6384030002593541773

[cursive fox]

ugly, dirty

[hard moth]

Ugly?

[mighty raft]

you're probably the oldest one here

[hard moth]

https://tenor.com/view/pigeons-spinning-twirl-spin-pirouette-gif-22326200

[hard moth]

I am 1600 years old

He is a youngling.

[cursive fox]

yes

they also trouble peacocks

[tight linden]

I’m 24

[dusky grove]

I love pee johns

[mighty raft]

You can quadruple that and that's miserable fighters age

[mighty raft]

Holy fossil

[dusky grove]

Theyre so cute

[mighty raft]

How are you still texting

[tight linden]

I still got it what u mean

[mighty raft]

You old as hell

[cursive fox]

unc-

[tight linden]

I will beat yo ass like your mamma should have

[hard moth]

Born in the 2000s is old?

[cursive fox]

dove

[dusky grove]

if you think 24 is a fossil then you must be 15 or something

[hard moth]

[dusky grove]

theyre so silly

[mighty raft]

Imagine being born in

2002

holy fossil

[cursive fox]

ikr

[mighty raft]

You can't even walk

[hard moth]

You must've been born in 2001.

[tight linden]

I can walk just fine

[hard moth]

[mighty raft]

2003

[mighty raft]

with a cane?

Hello James

[dim sparrow]

hellooo

[dusky grove]

james why you always gone

[tight linden]

I kidnapped him

[dim sparrow]

I just be disappearing man

[tight linden]

https://tenor.com/view/snatchedup-snatched-bag-over-head-funny-kidnap-gif-15980566315626205368

[tall solar]

Yes

[tall solar]

I am

[tight linden]

Unc

[hard moth]

I'm an 09.

Therefore, I am old

[tight linden]

Oh I know I am old but here’s the thing I still got it

[hard moth]

Punching younglings, Skywalker style.

https://tenor.com/view/dempsey-roll-dempsey-roll-hajime-no-ippo-ippo-gif-8846252080212469852

[tight linden]

I love boxing keeps me young

[tall solar]

Thanks

[tight linden]

You’re welcome I’ll be in your DMs later

Probably not

[sweet quest]

Eepy car

[tall solar]

You cannot move

[hard moth]

Is that... An air fryer?

[tall solar]

Until awake

[hard moth]

On the floor?

[sweet quest]

Automatic feeder

[hard moth]

Auto fee car

[sweet quest]

Yas

[hard moth]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-thumbs-up-thumbs-up-cat-thumbs-up-meme-gif-5676038700371371386

[sweet quest]

Gib car fod

[hard moth]

Also, hello Skipper.

[tight linden]

I miss my cat

I hope my chicken is still there

[tall solar]

Hope?

[tight linden]

Hope

[broken sparrow]

yo

[hard moth]

Hello, hacked guy.

[tight linden]

Hello, hacked guy.

[broken sparrow]

i used to be in server

butgot hacked

[slim swallow]

Bleh

[tight linden]

Bleh

[chrome hawk]

What server

[broken sparrow]

this

[chrome hawk]

And you got banned

[slim swallow]

Brehlh

[chrome hawk]

!rule 3

[pliant current]

GTA Online Discord - Rule 3

NSFW or objectionable content of any kind is strictly prohibited. If you are unsure if it is NSFW, you shouldn't post it.

Requested by

@chrome hawk

[chrome hawk]

Alr

[hard moth]

[slim swallow]

Smh my head

[mighty raft]

@unborn quest happy 19th birthday

[tight linden]

According to Victoria police I look extremely homeless and do I need support

[hard moth]

Why?

[slim swallow]

Ok gay trump

[tight linden]

I don’t know. I do look a bit scruffy.

And it is 10 pm at night and I am laying on the ground

[hard moth]

Bait?

[tight linden]

No, it’s literally 10 pm right now and I was laying down so I guess I look homeless

[hard moth]

Why are you lying on the ground, at 10 PM?

[tight linden]

I technically lied

[hard moth]

[slim swallow]

How dare you

[tight linden]

That bush looks very ominous

[hard moth]

Are you waiting for a bus?

[tight linden]

Yea

[hard moth]

No seats?

Bruh

[tight linden]

No shout out my local government

My government be like if it’s not broken, we broke it anyway

At least I’ll be home at 10:20

[copper epoch]

God i hate sleep

[gentle dirge]

Smh

[copper epoch]

Blame school for deciding a day before to tell me to redo my math exam and then later tell me tmr to do another math exam

[sage sage]

Ello Martoi

[unborn quest]

Rip

[copper epoch]

Ello tuna
Please help
At this rate, i am gonna hear voices in my head

And they all sound like larzy

[sage sage]

fish.

[sage sage]

how is he anyway

still blaming for his death ?

(in game , obviously)

[copper epoch]

I do and he is fine

I think?

@molten wedge
Are you fine or dead?
What is your status

Oh and btw @sage sage
You missed transient birthday
Which was 2 days ago
Or 5 days
Fuck idk
Idk what day it is anymore

[sage sage]

oh damn

@restive plank happy belated birthday

[copper epoch]

Is today a saturday or a monday?
I geninuely forgot

[unborn quest]

It was may 12th

Iirc

Or 11th

[copper epoch]

Blame me
It wasnt my fault

[unborn quest]

Ur forgetting one person

[copper epoch]

Duck?

[unborn quest]

@unborn quest

[tight linden]

Duck?

[hard moth]

[copper epoch]

I didnt forget you
You a staff and i purchased MCI so its not easy to forget

[unborn quest]

When

[copper epoch]

Idk
I am too tired to even bother editing the msg i send where i blame myself and not some random person like miserable

[unborn quest]

did I ask

😇

[copper epoch]

You did ask

Just a minute ago

[prime merlin]

Expected more

[copper epoch]

and slime also

[hard moth]

https://tenor.com/view/pelo-gif-21960062

[tight linden]

This chicken is pretty good

[hard moth]

On the bus?

[copper epoch]

Good news
Black coffee is now here
Bad news
I run out of black coffee stuff so cant make any more

[spring tangle]

Stuff

[tight linden]

Nah I’m home

[hard moth]

Neat

[spring tangle]

You mean beans

[hard moth]

Show food.

[tight linden]

Chicken plus taco seasoning

[hard moth]

https://tenor.com/view/duck-eyes-running-y-ranch-running-y-gif-65323816571659823

[hard moth]

Looks like bread

[tight linden]

Not entirely sure how chicken can look like bread but sure

[spring tangle]

You have some weird looking bread

[hard moth]

Search up Pandesal.

[tight linden]

No

[hard moth]

Burnt bread.

[jaunty horizon]

Hello thare

[hard moth]

[hard moth]

🥴

[spring tangle]

Burnt brain

[tight linden]

Look all I knew is a fucking tired of eating just grilled chicken so I threw some taco seasoning on it

[spring tangle]

Hello

[jaunty horizon]

DMAN IT

[tight linden]

I’m actually curious how much calories is in my dinner

[hard moth]

Try cooking two eggs with Century Tuna.

Really nice.

[spring tangle]

Century old tuna? No thanks

Must stink

[copper epoch]

@sage sage
you old

[tight linden]

My dinner has 250–350 calories I probably burnt that from the one hour and a half boxing workout today

[sage sage]

I am

[hard moth]

Its a Canned Tuna brand

[copper epoch]

touche
i too am old

[hard moth]

[sage sage]

by today's standard
I'm unc

[spring tangle]

No advertising

[hard moth]

😭

[copper epoch]

I am 18 and i am already feel old

[tight linden]

Wait till you get to my age

[spring tangle]

You could be the owner of century tuna for all we know

[hard moth]

09 here, literal uncle.

[spring tangle]

Here to make a quick buck

[sage sage]

1909 , poggers

[copper epoch]

I think i already got that
My back hurts, my head hurts, my eyes hurt, my arm hurt, my sleep fucked, my knees hurt, evyerhting hurts

[sage sage]

[tight linden]

Hey, don’t worry in January . I was an old fat fuck.

[copper epoch]

i got all of this at the age of 14 and it hasnt changed for 4 years

in fact, it doesnt help that i went to the hospital for my 18th birthday due to winter arriving too early

[sage sage]

I'm 26 this year , other than slight back pain due to being in the 9 t 5 office job
still ballin just fine

[hard moth]

🗣️

[tight linden]

Unc

[sage sage]

see , I was right

[copper epoch]

And there me with all the worst pains known to man
I fucking hate school

[hard moth]

Older than the boxer fr.

[tight linden]

I’m 24

[hard moth]

I stand not corrected.

🗣️

[tight linden]

Hey, don’t worry I might be old but I still got it

[copper epoch]

I am just old

Doens't help that i look old also

[hard moth]

I am the youngling here and apparently since the 2000s is old, 16 must be too.

Being an actual uncle helps as well.

[copper epoch]

no u a kid

[sage sage]

the generation after us is fkin cooked

[hard moth]

I like my youth.

Pre-Man

[copper epoch]

Fourntaley in my case, i wont be around them anymore

[sage sage]

enjoy while it lasted

[hard moth]

The first 15 was not so enjoyable.

[copper epoch]

You must be living different life because for 18 years, i cant find one enjoyable moment

or better yet
I cant even think of a good childhood moment

[hard moth]

Well you're not me.

[copper epoch]

and i wanst raised by shit parents, they are amazing
I just can't remember anything

[hard moth]

[spring tangle]

That’s sad

[hard moth]

You okay?

[sage sage]

same honestly , I can't remember much what happened when I was a kid

[hard moth]

Mine were mostly stressful ones.

[copper epoch]

That is the same for me

[floral stratus]

How so

[hard moth]

Like stealing a chocolate drink.

[floral stratus]

Very stressful

[hard moth]

😭

[copper epoch]

and there me who thought he got a kid killed himself

[sage sage]

side note , why the hell top 3 emoji in this server

[floral stratus]

Me who almost got done for credit fraud when I was 15

https://tenor.com/view/uncanny-emoji-angry-hakayaki-hakayaki-angry-emoji-gif-13101565263917230073

[hard moth]

I witnessed an elementary classmate nearly get hit by a van.

[floral stratus]

Okay im sure we all had our stressful moments

[copper epoch]

I remember drowning one time which probably is the reason i hate swimming and have the fear of the ocean

[tight linden]

Well, I destroyed that chicken

[spring tangle]

So you died?

[hard moth]

I drowned twice, I think?

[floral stratus]

W

[zealous oar]

Hey

[floral stratus]

Hey duck

[copper epoch]

Almost drowning*

[hard moth]

Stealing a hotwheels under a chair.

[spring tangle]

Hello H4

[tight linden]

I’ll never have KFC again if I can make that that chicken was fucking amazing

[spring tangle]

You got into difficulties

[floral stratus]

How’s the family duck

[floral stratus]

I want chicken

[hard moth]

Hello

[floral stratus]

🤤

[spring tangle]

Sick

Don’t have kids

They make you ill

All the time

[hard moth]

Father?

[copper epoch]

Really?
I feel like life just threw me into a 50000 mph truck
I can't recall when i wasn't in a sturggle my life

[spring tangle]

No I stole one

[floral stratus]

Worth it in the long run at least right

[hard moth]

Unc

[spring tangle]

We’ll find out I guess lol

[hard moth]

Bro is talking like kids are an investment.

[tight linden]

My chicken is the best

[spring tangle]

Well they kinda are

[floral stratus]

They basically are

[hard moth]

Outside of a financial one, yes.

[copper epoch]

They are
They cost a lot of money to maintain

[hard moth]

But😭

[hard moth]

That's why one kid is optimal.

🗣️

[copper epoch]

Its not a but
You decide to have a kid, its your responsibility to handle one
While yes, a very good one since @spring tangle realistcally loves his kids
Its still a responsibility and not an easy one

[copper epoch]

And there me who want 2 kids
1 son
1 daughter

[hard moth]

Of course.

[floral stratus]

Speaking of kids she had a pregnancy scare today but it was okay after

[spring tangle]

Bruh

[copper epoch]

I want a son who is like me
And i want a daughter because yes

[hard moth]

[copper epoch]

what?
I am not that insane
Duck knows me, he can back me up

[hard moth]

Mfw when I'm the youngest here.

[spring tangle]

A lazy bum

[floral stratus]

Basically the same age

[hard moth]

No I'm just watching here.

[copper epoch]

I do not care for your age
You will get the same treatment as everyone else

[hard moth]

Neat

https://tenor.com/view/pelo-gif-21960062

[copper epoch]

What?
I like a son and i like a daughter
Can a man not have not have both?

[sage sage]

if I don't have kids I can retire at this very moment but nah , even if I got just ONE
the grind never ends

[spring tangle]

No you said you want a son like you

[copper epoch]

A lazy bum is not me

[hard moth]

I bet I'll get a daughter as a firstborn, because all the girls are born first here.

In my mom's side anyway.

[spring tangle]

Do you have a job?

[floral stratus]

Humble flex

[copper epoch]

I am still in school

[sage sage]

not really a flex

[copper epoch]

and unfournately
Stuck in school

[spring tangle]

Exactly what I thought

[floral stratus]

Nvm read it wrong

[spring tangle]

I had a job at 13

School was not an excuse

[copper epoch]

and believe me
He can say he has a house and thats enough

[sage sage]

2 , actually but we ignore that fact

[copper epoch]

@dusky grove
I have a plan to get rich

[sage sage]

still cheaper than owning one in Tokyo

two houses I own in Kyoto / Fukuoka is cheaper than the average house in Tokyo

[copper epoch]

In the uae
you have be 15, get a parent sign, do a medical test, cannot do hazard work, and need a permit

[spring tangle]

Damn

[sage sage]

he's probably richer than me

he's going to the land of freedom

[copper epoch]

Me too also albeit with a massive problems

backup plan though, go to australlia or canada
Get visa and tell no immigrant should come to the country XD

[tight linden]

Australia number one

[copper epoch]

That is immigrant in a nutshell whenever we get a passport from another country that is better than ours
We immeidtely go 180 and start telling no immigrant come to the country while also being an immigrant

[copper epoch]

I actually have thought about it
I was deciding on UK originally but knowing UK and seeing it, i decided nope
US is a good pick but with the current... issues, it gonna be post-ponded until i think its alright and canada is fine
Like i have no issue with canada

[spring tangle]

Good luck getting into Australia, they ahve that place locked down like a mf, kick you out just for sneezing

[hard moth]

I might just become a janitor for real.

[spring tangle]

Biohazard this and danger to wildlife that

[hard moth]

With every toxic animal present in the country.

[sage sage]

I don't mind living in Europe , but anywhere pass that is ehhhhh for me

[copper epoch]

I am iranian
Aus is not even a challange

[hard moth]

[spring tangle]

You say that now

[sage sage]

go 1v1 a kangaroo

[spring tangle]

Wait until a snake is coming up your toilet while you’re trying to use it

[copper epoch]

It will be easy
Pulls up ak

[spring tangle]

Or some massive bird eating spider moves in to your house

[hard moth]

Like that one Eel in The Boys.

[hard moth]

Or Man O Wars in the water.

[copper epoch]

The things i have done in iran will make anyone here quesiton what the fuck have i been doing
Like one time, i may have accidentaly ate human meat once in iran

[spring tangle]

Basically everything in Australia wants to kill you

[hard moth]

What makes you think that?

[copper epoch]

So its like iran
It literally is a carbon 101 copy

[spring tangle]

How do you accidentally eat human meat

[hard moth]

[obsidian cliff]

[copper epoch]

Iranian slaughterhouse just dont have an safety laws, so much so that i have to see the animal die before i purchase the meat just so i know it doesnt have anything
And as a meat lover, that meat that day tasted way too fucking weird

and that slaughterhouse closed down due to human organs so...

[spring tangle]

I thought you live in Dubai

Or uae

[copper epoch]

I live in UAE but i travel to iran for vacation

[hard moth]

Dude

[copper epoch]

Or toruture to be accurate

[spring tangle]

Vacation in Iran

[hard moth]

[copper epoch]

I live a werid life i know

and i am 18 btw

[spring tangle]

I’m sure it’s a lovely place but there’s better places to vacation surely

[hard moth]

It's good story material dw.

[sage sage]

haven't gone to the UAE yet and probably not in awhile

[hard moth]

Future father lore.

[sage sage]

I will become dried fish if I go there

[copper epoch]

I am pretty sure me saying i ate human meat is not a good way to start the conversation

its just that one fact about me

[hard moth]

You're right, accidentally ate, and might've ate is better.

[spring tangle]

Did it taste like pork

[sage sage]

he wouldn't know , no ?

[copper epoch]

Idk what pork taste like

It tasted weird
Like there no way to describe it

It wasnt meat but also meat

[spring tangle]

Was a test

[hard moth]

Foreign meat you mean.

[sage sage]

Anyway , it was nice to catch a break with you guys
see you in the next blue moon
ETA : probably next month

[spring tangle]

Was probably vegetarian sausage lol

[sage sage]

https://tenor.com/view/darkviperau-darkviper-vanish-leave-dvau-gif-20607298

[spring tangle]

Ciao have fun

[hard moth]

Goodbye stranger.

[copper epoch]

Iranian doing anything to vegetarian is a crime and is justifcable death in our eyes

[hard moth]

I will see you the next time I eat Tuna Eggs.

[copper epoch]

https://klipy.com/gifs/cry-sad-51--k01KRK96TKYT67DA4S1KNVRTBRH

[tight linden]

I’m not reading all that

[hard moth]

Literally just two sentences.

Unc

[copper epoch]

Okay
UK, NO
US, maybe
Aus, yes
Canada, also yes

Kids these days

[hard moth]

Asia?

[copper epoch]

can't even read one sentence before doom scrolling

[copper epoch]

I am in the middle east
I am tired of this place
Let me leave

[hard moth]

24 is a kid fr.

[copper epoch]

I have seen everything the UAE has to offer, all of its sand, megastructure, etc and i am tired of it
Please let me be in green places with actual houses that isnt apartment
Please i am tired of this PLEASE

[obsidian cliff]

@dusky grove

martol u should befriend darkcs

[copper epoch]

Me and dark are friends...

[obsidian cliff]

oh

where do u wanna move to

[jagged ridge]

hello stinkys

[hard moth]

He should be in Greenland fr.

[jagged ridge]

personally.. i hope i stay on the east coast usa

[hard moth]

Lots of green

[jagged ridge]

stock market time

[copper epoch]

nah he need to stay in iraq or UAE

Its where he ancestor where born and die in
He will put great shame if he leaves here

[hard moth]

Hello

Bro is talking in third person.

[jagged ridge]

considering the usa stock market goes by east coast timezone, the world DOES revolve around this timezone

[obsidian cliff]

uae 's image is rich people with bugatis, they dont know they have slavery etc

most people don't

[hard moth]

"What color is your BugaE".

[copper epoch]

That is just higher class

Middle class and lower class is just average people

[obsidian cliff]

and there's nowhere to walk on dubai

[copper epoch]

Those higher class is what we call chomack

ok i forget the spelling buts its close enough

[hard moth]

Chomack?

[obsidian cliff]

[tight linden]

I really should have kangaroo again

[copper epoch]

In easier words
A piece of shit who is young, has garbage haircut, is annoying as fuck and everyone hates him because he keeps saying things like 6 7 or says things like the color of your bugati

and for some reason
Its mostly found in arab kids
Idk why

From experience
It is always the arab kids i found them in
Some indian and pakistani too
But just arab for some reason

[hard moth]

I thought that was for me for a second

In my country, we have Nepo babies instead.

[hard moth]

You... Eat them?

[tight linden]

Yeah

You can have kangaroo burgers, kangaroo steaks

[hard moth]

Bait?

[tight linden]

What do you mean

See

[hard moth]

Nevermind, it's real.

[tight linden]

Surprisingly, I get used to the taste. I mean I am Australian after all

[hard moth]

Google says it's like beef.

[jagged ridge]

favoritism

[tight linden]

It has slightly more gamey taste

[hard moth]

What?

[jagged ridge]

why would it prefer beef over anything? lol.

[hard moth]

How is a comparison the same as favoritism?

[unreal bough]

dont eat poor animal

[tight linden]

I like meat

[jagged ridge]

if google says it likes beef.. for example.. over chicken.. isnt that favoritism?

[unreal bough]

i can tell bro

[jagged ridge]

[teal geode]

Enhanced some one Indian??

[grim jackal]

[hard moth]

Grammar brother.

😭

[elder flame]

Try venison sausages

[obsidian cliff]

venison sounds like verizon

[tight linden]

I have many years ago

[nimble jay]

https://tenor.com/view/sokka-aubreybloom-cant-talk-must-eat-gif-8468323

[hard moth]

Pork yum

Burger

[unreal bough]

ha

[teal geode]

@unreal bough ooo bhaii lvl?

[unreal bough]

20 h bro pc pe nya hu par xbox pe 300 tha

[jagged ridge]

Right before opening

[nimble jay]

!rule 1

[pliant current]

GTA Online Discord - Rule 1

Refrain from using languages other than English.

Requested by

@nimble jay

[teal geode]

Ohki

[unreal bough]

sorry bro

[nimble jay]

What is booming premarket?

[jagged ridge]

idk allat yet

are you testing me

pre market today looks mixed

take two is sky rocketing LOL

[nimble jay]

No lol I don't check the market everyday if I'm not being a degenerate gambler

[jagged ridge]

ahhh

im addicted to this

[nimble jay]

I only check it if I'm curious or if somebody reminds me it exists

Nothing big for me

[jagged ridge]

well..

i was playing pokemon for like 2 months.. completely ignoring my portfolio

[nimble jay]

You should be ignoring it for the most part

[jagged ridge]

now i just dont feel like gaming.. i want the 20 shares in spmo then back to gaming again i think

[jagged ridge]

i know

im too into this lately lol youre right

[tight linden]

I have to touch grass and go shopping tomorrow

[nimble jay]

Trading requires a lot of attention, investing should be kinda boring and just in the background

[jagged ridge]

BRO im up another 125 today 😭

[nimble jay]

If you do wanna do investing stuff thay best thing you can do is fundamental research

[jagged ridge]

bro

the graph doesnt update till tomorrow tho

oh well

umm no ill go touch grass or something

[tight linden]

Eat the grass

[jagged ridge]

become the grass

[tight linden]

https://tenor.com/view/trumpone-you-gif-12635713451721162026

[slim swallow]

67

[copper epoch]

sounds about right

[jagged ridge]

ayyyyyy

i called it!!! its skyrocketing

omggggggggg

[stark steppe]

Cookie

@obsidian cliff

????

[stark steppe]

YAYY

IM TAKING SOME TO THE J COLE CONCERT

[tight linden]

I was going to buy 2 kg worth of protein powder today and then I realised. What the fuck am I going to do with 2 kg of fucking protein powder

[hard moth]

Mooscles.

[tight linden]

No, like I literally wouldn’t know what to do with it. It would probably just spoil.

[hard moth]

Buy shrimp

[tight linden]

They are fucking prawns

[copper epoch]

protein powder can spoil?

[tight linden]

Apparently, so

[hard moth]

What's the problem?

[copper epoch]

since when?

[tight linden]

I don’t know. I’m in your wall.

[copper epoch]

its fish, its shit

[hard moth]

Mmm... cement wall.

[tight linden]

[hard moth]

[barren dune]

mods, ban all gta vi shills

[paper finch]

Who’s this

[spring tangle]

Xbox downloads feeling generous today

30min to install FH 6 🥳

[paper finch]

Are you traveling to NZ

[spring tangle]

No

[paper finch]

Idk if i want to wait 8 hours

[spring tangle]

I’m waiting 4 days I’m not buying this shit

Free

[paper finch]

Oi see

[stark steppe]

Forza right

[spring tangle]

Yes

[stark steppe]

I heard alot of bad stuff abt it

Ok thats a lie

[spring tangle]

Haters gon hate

[stark steppe]

I saw 3 ppl say its tradh

[tall solar]

Tea

[stark steppe]

And thats the only 3 times ive heard abt it

[spring tangle]

Probably just suck at driving

[tall solar]

Hi ducky

[spring tangle]

Hello BP

[tall solar]

Where were you gone

[spring tangle]

Was I gone?

[tall solar]

For few days

[spring tangle]

Not been well

[viral verge]

Lol

[stark steppe]

Whatchappemd

[spring tangle]

Caught something from my son and turned into an ear infection

[left vault]

I want to lay over and die

Its allergy season for me

[stark steppe]

Oh

That aint no fun

But i see you're doing better

[spring tangle]

I have antibiotics now so yeah on the mend

[glossy hollow]

_ _

[gentle dirge]

I cant double tap to melonsip

[nimble jay]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DYFwt8IiTJT

Cute

[unborn quest]

My double tap would summon Lester

[molten wedge]

Ehhhhh busy

[molten wedge]

It was ya fault

[copper epoch]

he left btw

[unborn quest]

He's gone again

[copper epoch]

btw
is it me or is untraceable name has today woooo 19?

Oh wait its his birthday

Oh wait it is his birthday
Happy birthday untraceable

[stark steppe]

Lalalala

[unborn quest]

Yes

[copper epoch]

did you vist the hospital?

[unborn quest]

Gotta wait for siblings to open presents

What

No

Why would I

I ain't dying

Yet

[copper epoch]

Because i did when i was 18

[unborn quest]

I've never been to one (that I can remember)

[copper epoch]

Bullshit
You telling me you were never sick?

[unborn quest]

Not enough to go to a hospital

Barely even see my doctor

Brb

[copper epoch]

No injuries, no thing
Just perfect health for 19 years?

[stark steppe]

Ive also never been to a hospital

[nimble jay]

Were you born in one?

[flint sparrow]

he just spawned in the living room

[stark steppe]

No

[stark steppe]

Bedroom actually

[nimble jay]

If you die in thay same bedroom your life's velocity would be 0

[stark steppe]

For myself*

[nimble jay]

Start where you stopped

[stark steppe]

Isnt that good

[wispy lagoon]

Hi chat ☺

[stark steppe]

Dying at my roots

[stark steppe]

Hi zoe😊

[nimble jay]

Hi Zoe214

[flint sparrow]

[unborn quest]

Idk

Probably

[wispy lagoon]

What's the topic all about lol

[flint sparrow]

where we spawned at

[unborn quest]

Well, my health rn isn't the best but nothing bad

[flint sparrow]

I spawned at a hospital

I almost despawned in one too

[wispy lagoon]

How's your day going

[wispy lagoon]

You're good?

[paper finch]

Nice profile pic

[unborn quest]

Well i got £100 and clothes

Nearly tossed the money out the card by accident twice

[copper epoch]

I am sorry to say but i legit cannot believe that
At some point, you had to go to a hospital
I always have to go there whenever winter is around because my body just cannot handle the cold

[unborn quest]

Never been to one

I do remember one time an ambulance had to come to my house because I had a sharp pain near my heart whenever I was playing around

Just got it randomly

Still happens every now and then

[copper epoch]

oh that is just noraml
everyone has one

[flint sparrow]

shit

[unborn quest]

Well apart from that

Never been to one

Ever

[flint sparrow]

I've slept in one

[slim swallow]

Doesn't everyone have that sometimes~~

I had it when freediving once, 15 meters underwater

[wet cloud]

It happens pretty regularly as you get older. Now it's just "Am I about to die or do I have gas?"

[unborn quest]

Well no one in my house has it happened to them 😕

So idk

[jovial field]

subnautica 2 is very cool

[molten wedge]

Happy birthday

[upper turtle]

19?

goddamn you're old

[unborn quest]

Def feel it some days

[upper turtle]

happy birthday

[paper finch]

Thanks

[warm oracle]

Hi server

[upper turtle]

my god

I can ignore my thalassophobia for this

[long harness]

too scared of ocean

[stark steppe]

I always am 🤗

[dire flint]

Yo guys

Anyone wanna play

[main edge]

Poker?

[copper epoch]

YOOOO
Hes playing the game

[gaunt otter]

Nothing ever changed

[stark steppe]

Dont you love lachmacun

[long harness]

u changed

[main edge]

Yeah?

[long harness]

@rare topaz wyd bbg

[violet void]

[rare topaz]

I’m going to beat you with a stick

[long harness]

mods yall see this death threat

[upper turtle]

kill him first

[long harness]

rule 5 this kid plz mods

[rare topaz]

Cry baby ah

[rare topaz]

Perry when you going to be chill again?

[scarlet urchin]

damn bro yall take a dc server way to serious

[tardy thorn]

https://tenor.com/view/thisdis-discord-shit-gif-16891250796647249833

[paper finch]

No

[scarlet urchin]

hjb

[unborn quest]

[violet void]

I have a question

Would you pick a job based on getting a higher salary or a better working environment but a lower salary?

[tardy thorn]

Better than what?

[violet void]

?

[tardy thorn]

And how much is "higher" and how much is "lower"

[tardy thorn]

Nvm

[violet void]

well its my currency so it doesnt make sense

we live in different worlds. Nvm

[upper turtle]

lower wage, way better environment.

those high paying jobs are soul stealers. they pay good, but thats it.

id rather that

[violet void]

This is what I've been thinking about

mental health should be prioritised over money if you can handle the stress then money, but what about financial stressors

This is my counter point

[upper turtle]

I'd still rather be happier at a job. because I'll come home with more money, but no energy or will to do anything of note with it.

its just feeding the bills only at that point

[violet void]

hmm

[upper turtle]

I wouldn't truly enjoy anything as my time outside of the job would be spent recovering from said job

and I guarantee, any small mess up at said job will be treated like nukes are falling.

I prioritize mental health.

the only time I wouldn't is out of pure necessity

[violet void]

This is me

Health above all

[copper epoch]

Boring
Mental health is for babies!
Be a man and sleep for 3 hours a day doing school work

[upper turtle]

be a man, die on the job

[vestal raft]

so true and real and based

[glossy hollow]

true

_ _

[zenith current]

[tall solar]

Melonsip

[stark parcel]

Sip melon

[glossy hollow]

Yes

[tall solar]

Bmo

[stark parcel]

B o m

B e e b

[sterile raft]

Be a man, you don't need a seat belt- you can use your arm as a bar to stop things from exiting the windshield in an accident

[unborn quest]

Or just land on your feet

[slim swallow]

Ye

[nimble jay]

Mental health doesn't buy Lamborghini's

[slim swallow]

Lamborghinis doesn't do the shower

[jagged ridge]

After 3 hours I'm finally out of the DMV

I got approved for my real ID

Almost every single time they confiscate or hole punch my current license but this time they just gave it back smiled and gave me my temporary real ID license

[distant dome]

congrats

[chrome hawk]

You didn’t have an id yet?

Or do you mean a license

[jagged ridge]

I did have a license but if I want to fly they added a star to it

Because I don't have a passport 😂

And even if I did have a passport I don't have to carry it around with me if I want to fly state to state All I got to do is bring my license

I don't really see how this makes the country safer but I guess it does

[modern pine]

Makes the country safer from ruffians like you

[jagged ridge]

All I did was show them my current license and my debit card and the credit card statement and the same paperwork from last time when I had to get my regular license so like to be honest the last time I got my license all I had to do was check that I want a real ID and I would have gotten it last time

So basically they got nothing new out of me

[long harness]

not when u threatened me with death

[jagged ridge]

[rare topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/crybaby-billy-butcher-karl-urban-the-boys-wah-wah-gif-804174534879644629

[light pendant]

Bollocks

[modern pine]

They confirmed you are who you are and thus made America safer

XD

[jagged ridge]

[jagged ridge]

I guess I'm going to drive back home to my office and see if I can do some insider trading

https://tenor.com/view/anime-laugh-laughing-funny-evil-laugh-gif-12381387

[light pendant]

Isnt this the guy thats been counting down his birthday

Happy birthday man

[jagged ridge]

That wasn't me but they were here yesterday

[upper turtle]

talking about @unborn quest?

[jagged ridge]

[light pendant]

O..

[unborn quest]

Who

[light pendant]

Happy birthday

[modern pine]

YASSSS KING get that coin

[jagged ridge]

Thank you bestie

[heady lion]

IF i get forza off gamepass and buy a premium upgrade do i technically own it?

[timber plover]

No

[paper finch]

Yes

[unborn quest]

Finally rank 57

[light pendant]

Whats global rank

[unborn quest]

The rank out of the amount of members in the server

[light pendant]

So youre telling me theres 56 people with a level of at least 172 or higher

[unborn quest]

Yes

[flint sparrow]

still 69

[light pendant]

Omgp

[glossy hollow]

nice

[light pendant]

Tryhards

[heady lion]

So i don’t?

[unborn quest]

Me yes

I have 118k message sent

In a year and 3 month

[upper turtle]

professional yapper

[unborn quest]

Yes

[flint sparrow]

I've been here for like 3y now

[unborn quest]

Is this premium thing for forza 6 only on xbox

If not, how to get it on ps5

[flint sparrow]

ps5 getting it way after

[glossy hollow]

_ _

[unborn quest]

When exactly

[glossy hollow]

the future

[flint sparrow]

this year no one knows when

[unborn quest]

So i hope it's like soon

Because I'm actually interested in it

[glossy hollow]

hallo actually interested in it

[flint sparrow]

late 2026

[sterile raft]

Yeah, it's one of like two exclusives left for ms

3?

Yeah forza halo gears

[unborn quest]

Okay man, sorry for asking

[sterile raft]

Nah were all bummed its all good

Especially since it released today

[flint sparrow]

can't believe they leaked the whole game files

[long harness]

this is what u get for asking google stupid questions, it yells

[long heath]

i'm building my new desk 😭 this shit is deeeepppp

[long heath]

WHY IS THIS IN ALL CAPS IS GOOGLE AI OKAY

[chrome hawk]

Wha

That looks more like a closet than a desk gng

[icy compass]

The cabinet table

[lone dune]

i think you forgot the legs

[nimble jay]

https://www.ebay.com/itm/187669661974

If I won the lottery it would be pretty quiet, but there will be signs

[jagged ridge]

If i won the lottery yall WOULD KNOW

Lavish lifestyle, bmws, Mercedes, steak dinners etc

Yes id be THAT guy

[modern pine]

That guy is broke in 3 to 5 years

Astolfo wins $2
"BY Y'ALL TAKE THIS JOB AND SHOVE IT"

I WON THE LOTTERY

[long harness]

have u ever won a single ebay bid

[naive sluice]

Is anyone here in the ufc server

[icy compass]

Ayo

[jagged ridge]

i would still be addicted to the stock market i think lmao

i wouldnt lose everything

i would still be lavish tho

[nimble jay]

My mom used to be a big ebay seller back in the day

Like when ebay was actually popular

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DX-DuSMvMR6

@jagged ridge this one's for you

[jagged ridge]

lmaooooo

9:29 whoever knows why that time is special.. we can talk

😂

[jagged ridge]

bro i had someone ask me stock advice already and im like... nooo 😬

on another server 😂

they said they have a savings account and are impressed with the stuff ive been writing about stocks

i could never give advice on this bro

way too serious

because bro has the "i hate billionaiers" attitude and its like.. 😬

[long harness]

kinda same now im doing fb marketplace stuff on the side

[jagged ridge]

idk i thought i saw a vision

and my money shows i was right i think

how are yall not seeing this?

gaming pc prices sky rocketing

why ? because of the billionairs mass buying pc products

ok so invest in that

[nimble jay]

Any serious trader would be pre market

[jagged ridge]

easy

[sterile raft]

Ram prices are finally catching up

[nimble jay]

Tell the index funds, Roth ira, wait 35 years

Can't go wrong

[jagged ridge]

theyre buying computer pieces in bulk.. to make google cloud bigger etc. etc

[jagged ridge]

yeah i told him about the etfs

[sterile raft]

Uh yeah you can be wealthy and not be a B*********

[jagged ridge]

but he was arguing with me about what the billionaires are investing in and im like bro.. thats probably a different style of investing

i dont care what stocks jeff bezos is buying..

[sterile raft]

They invest "in themselves"

[quasi flume]

Oh

[nimble jay]

After $10,000,000 you don't look at your investment account

[jagged ridge]

yes and theyre the ones that like.. why micron is sky rocketing

[nimble jay]

You have a family office

Let alone a billion

[jagged ridge]

so paying attention to their business moves is a better strategy than paying attention to their portfolio.. in my opinion tho

cause they buy stuff too etc

[sterile raft]

Because before has a guy who gets a call from his friend that manages under another ceos stuff and they heads up each other

[nimble jay]

Just follow politicians

Fuck billionaires

[ivory lark]

Can I invest in the planet not disintegrating?

[jagged ridge]

i follow elon musk now and amazon ceo etc

[jagged ridge]

there is a wolrd economy etf.. yeah .. LOL

its important to follow their moves

for example amazon announced partnership with companies etc gota pay attention

which companies have contracts with micron.. etc

[ivory lark]

Cool, which company is invested in clean air and water? I'll support them

[jagged ridge]

theres no money in that sadly.. becoming an investor.. you have to sacrifce stuff

[elder flame]

yall want to be rich? I’d never want to be rich

[jagged ridge]

morals.. etc

[nimble jay]

Following billionaires isn't always a good call for a 5 figure retail trader. It's like a jet ski Following a nuclear powered cargo ship through the Panama canal

[hot moat]

Yo

What's up

[nimble jay]

Smaller accounts have the advantages of easy growth

[jagged ridge]

well its not my ONLY source of study.. and mind you im still learning.. BUT .. yeah thats why i hate giving advice on this.. i MAY be wrong

[nimble jay]

With $10,000 you can make that $100,000 with consistent trading. But you can't make $10,000,000,000 into $100,000,000,000 through trading alone unless you are Jim Simmons

The bigger the portfolio the bigger the boat

The less you can move

[jagged ridge]

i heard the road to 100,000 is the hardest

[elder flame]

Big ass numbers

[jagged ridge]

im almost 1/10 to it

i love numbers

i watch yahoo investment channel alot

theres bros in their 40s and early 50s who have just been in this all their lives

and they say pretty much what you say

just keep adding to your favorite stock

cause its already growing slowly.. but when you add to it.. it grows MORE

its weird

its like.. not only is it ALREADY growing.. but when you add to it.. it double grows SORTA

[elder flame]

I lost over 1k in the last 2 months 😭

[jagged ridge]

its literally money printing

[jagged ridge]

on what

[nimble jay]

$100,000 is the milestone for most people cause that is the point where it feels easier to compound. With 100k interest and dividends are in the thousands and not tens or hundreds. Gaining 3% in a day is over $3000

[jagged ridge]

the market has been bullish now

[nimble jay]

So money starts getting real big compared to the portfolio owners lifestyle if they are just a regular dude

[elder flame]

A ton of weed basically burned all my money I was saving it too 😂

[jagged ridge]

i guess thats when it becomes serious

[jagged ridge]

ohh

[nimble jay]

Not really serious, just bigger

[jagged ridge]

i see

[nimble jay]

It's the same shit just more

[jagged ridge]

i made 58,000 last year with amazon.. you think i can get 100,000 in my portfolio within these next 2 years?

i think yes... as long as world events are ok

[nimble jay]

If you day traded and god lucky maybe

[elder flame]

how tf are you all rich 😭

[jagged ridge]

about to be

give me 2 years pal

[ivory lark]

Just believe the opposite of what the president says and you'll be fine

[nimble jay]

If you want $100,000 you need to do 1000% in 2 years. So id you manage that let JP Morgan know they might be hiring

[jagged ridge]

well.. in fairnesss. hes been good .. economy wise

😬

[nimble jay]

Economy is shit rn

[flint sparrow]

[nimble jay]

We're in a bubble

[elder flame]

Shit you just gave me the encouragement to sell weed u legit made me think for a minute

[jagged ridge]

still breaking records

[elder flame]

Thank you so much honestly

[nimble jay]

Records broken in 1999 are also record broken

[elder flame]

That gave me the thought somehow

[jagged ridge]

bro

its not even records breaking

the country is GROWING

[nimble jay]

Most etfs are propped by the same 7 companies. All of which are in critical levels of debt and judt passing leverage out to each other. The president started a war to insider trade oil. Private equity is begging people to invest due to low demand. We are at a logical climax of what is the green boner of 2021 to now

I cannot wait for it to collapse like a house of cards and ti by it all up

[jagged ridge]

so how much will it dip then

[nimble jay]

Probably 50%

[jagged ridge]

when do you theorize this will happen

[nimble jay]

No clue

[jagged ridge]

thats some "the end is near" type sh

[nimble jay]

It happened in 2022 but I unfortunately didn't take advantage of it

I'm rolling in cash reserves and buying only dividend stuff rn

But as I said before that is just me, I'm not a psychic

The market can do whatever it wants

I'm just seeing the writing on the wall

[long heath]

it's a 72x30 electric standing desk

[nimble jay]

Some companies like nvda and amd should be fine. They are propped up but they have the revenue to back up their price

Over the long term

Like 10 years

[jagged ridge]

well

i do hate calling it "gambling"

but i know im in it and its risky

high risk high reward

im not gona make no money being a amazon driver bro

might as well invest it anyway

[nimble jay]

Gambling equals speculation over short term

[elder flame]

My wallet is the same 😭

[jagged ridge]

im in this for like.. 5 - 15 years

i hope i can MAYBE afford at least a condo in 10 years

or 15 idk

originally? i was in this cause of take two gta 6 quick money scheme

i was gona sell everything in february 2027

but now? this is way too amazing.. not seliing

it can crash all it wants

i swear

😂

you want to know THE most important thing? your health

just keep a healthy body and dont do drugs

but i do have the tradional ira account but im not really paying attention to it much.. im all in on my individual account for now

gona look into the roth stuff soon but im not making enough to run 3 accounts

i plan on keeping my chart up as long as i can this year on my individual account

so if i dip $100 tomorrow.. i already have $200 ready to add and invest.. to keep the chart going up LMAO

[naive sluice]

Somebody here in the ufc discord server

[paper finch]

I don’t like kfc

[sterile raft]

JFK the guy that got assassinated by the cia?

[jagged ridge]

icp, the christian rock group

[elder flame]

Wasn’t it the kgb?

[static swan]

Never had it, lol.

[slim swallow]

Meanwhile I have €400 checkings, 0 savings and everything else in stock/etf 😭

[robust oracle]

Have you guys seen that video of the guy in a mocap suit and a robot that follows his body movements, where he ends up kicking himself in the nuts with the robot by accident?

[slim swallow]

Ye funny

[jagged ridge]

i have like 2,000 in checking.. 15 in saving.. and everything else in stock/etf

[slim swallow]

15k savings or 15

[jagged ridge]

15

[slim swallow]

Fair

More than me

[jagged ridge]

my credit union requires like a $10 minimum a year there so idc

i keep 15 for good luck

[slim swallow]

Next month I probably won't add to my portfolio just so I have some money I can access

[jagged ridge]

ouuuuu its summer here

i will be.. making as much cash as possible

dumping everything into the stocks

its going to go up until january