community

[naive coyote]

Damnnnnnn

[hollow dagger]

I'm not even kidding

[naive coyote]

they wouldn’t have that here

i wish they did

[dusky grove]

I walked in the other day and got a free drink (one of the workers there is really nice and she always recognizes me)

i didnt eat tho just got a drink at least loool

[naive coyote]

yeah in wingstop it’s good i abuse the fuck out of fre refills

[stoic lichen]

I used to do doordash and would get free food a lot

[naive coyote]

but bro it was £4 a cup

[stoic lichen]

restaurant workers like me

[dusky grove]

as a dasher ?

[stoic lichen]

yeah

[dusky grove]

yeahhhh happens alot

good perk to compensate for its shit pay

[stoic lichen]

there's a kebab place I used to pick up from pretty frequently and dude behind the counter always went "My friend! Have you ate lunch" and "no" got me a whole plate

[naive coyote]

damn what a legend

[dusky grove]

ofc its a kebab place lol

ppl who work at these are like the brightest

[stoic lichen]

doordashers have a tendency to be rude and fucking insufferable

I try not to be. Goes a long way

[naive coyote]

always the like single person run shops or food places

have the best owners

[dusky grove]

theyre annoying here (here its called talabat, which is the doordash of the middle east)

[rare topaz]

Meep

[stoic lichen]

go in, be polite, don't interrupt employees obviously working with someone

[dusky grove]

they swarm like flies flood the restaurants and just bump into you without warning

and generally rude

[stoic lichen]

the number of people who had obvious fear in their face having to tell me "sorry it's not ready yet"

[sweet quest]

Peak subway sub

[stoic lichen]

and I'm just "yeah that's ok I can wait"

[naive coyote]

yeah right

[stoic lichen]

dashers are so fuckin rude man lol

[naive coyote]

see what i mean

they fill that shit up

[dusky grove]

@hollow dagger they know the pressure got to them and made whatever this is 😭

its basically doritos stripped of its bad colors and other poison, as well as the bht

[stoic lichen]

saw these at my store

[naive coyote]

fire also

[stoic lichen]

I'm on my lunch break as we speak rn

[naive coyote]

i’d just get some lettuce and boom

it’s basically the same as mine

[dusky grove]

i tried it

it tastes exactly the same

so like

why not do this at the first place

leave the colors and other sludge out lol

[hollow dagger]

OOOOOOOOOOO

[tight linden]

My lettuce wrapped burger

Holy fucking shit that’s great

[stark steppe]

It looks disgusting

[tight linden]

Look I have to make 90 kg and I’m like 10 kg off it if I have to eat a burger that looks suspect I will

[tall solar]

Sooubway

[tall solar]

Hi tea

[tall solar]

Omg sandornot

[zenith current]

I am still waiting....

[tall solar]

On?

[zenith current]

UwU vn

[sweet quest]

I see why you are miserable now

[long harness]

somehow worse than skipper adding tajin on something its not for

[tight linden]

Welcome to my life son

[sweet quest]

Its seasoning

I use it to season food

Putting it on fruit should be a crime

[pine sandal]

i'm spending all night on the computer i have to spend the time archiving my adoption records digitally

[sweet quest]

Putting umami on fruit

[tight linden]

My shower is great

[tall solar]

Why what Ded

[chilly parrot]

Yeah

[tight linden]

https://tenor.com/view/speech-bubble-gif-27609617

[rose ibex]

hey guys i’m back

[stark parcel]

Gang WTF

[rose ibex]

hey i said hey im back

[sweet quest]

Were you ever here?

[rose ibex]

yes

you just don’t remember and that’s okay

[sweet quest]

i have a photographic memory

[tight linden]

You’re welcome

[sweet quest]

i remember everything

[rose ibex]

no you just lied

[hot cliff]

I don’t remember you

[tight linden]

https://tenor.com/view/gorilla-monke-monkey-spin-ape-gif-25078721

[rose ibex]

you all need to stop lying.

[sweet quest]

i never lie

[rose ibex]

well it seems we’re at a wall

[sweet quest]

@vague helm are we?

[stark steppe]

I can already think of one

[sweet quest]

nah

i never lie

[tight linden]

I’m in your walls

[stark steppe]

You said raspatat is good

[sweet quest]

You said drake is good

[stark steppe]

Come out and lets drink some tea

He is

[sweet quest]

raspatat is good

[rose ibex]

i said stop lying guys please

[stark steppe]

No

See

Lying

[sweet quest]

i literally cannot lie

im always right

[stark parcel]

It's not the end of the world

[sweet quest]

therefor i can never lie

[stark steppe]

Ok how much do you have in your bank account rn

[sweet quest]

not enough

[stark steppe]

Lies

Again

[sweet quest]

Nope

i really dont have enough money in my bank account

[stark steppe]

But Schiphol pays allloot

[sweet quest]

and everything also costs a lot

also that a lie schiphol doesnt pay shit

[stark steppe]

Become famous

[rose ibex]

ok well i need the rest of that

[stark steppe]

U will get stuff for free

[sweet quest]

Nobody is talking to you

[sweet quest]

im already famous

[stark steppe]

Im not talking abt this server

[rose ibex]

i’m talking to me

[tight linden]

Same

[stark steppe]

@tight linden 🥰

[tight linden]

I was at the bar today watching the UFC fight with my friends. There was this girl who was let’s just say very interested in my friends and I and was very very touchy she was drunk as a skunk and was tore out from the floor up. The bouncers had to carry her out.

[rose ibex]

well i’m glad she got away from the bar

lil lady needed to go home!

[tight linden]

Like me and my friends, we don’t drink alcohol all she was like oh let’s see some shots literally the entire table has fucking Fanta

[rose ibex]

well

[tight linden]

I should’ve thrown her through a table

[rose ibex]

well now that’s just not what your gonna do

[tight linden]

Sometimes you just need your WWE people through tables

[rose ibex]

17,000 people are gonna do that to you

[tight linden]

Sorry, I’m not Bonnie blue

[rose ibex]

now that’s a weird thing to say!

[tight linden]

[tall solar]

Hi tea

[tight linden]

I’m in your walls

[stark steppe]

Hello portal

Did i tell u

I got me some tickets

[tall solar]

To way

What

[tall solar]

Be careful

[stark steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/j-cole-the-fall-off-music-hip-hop-album-gif-17515759854930298048

[tall solar]

I have fibrecables

[rose ibex]

[tall solar]

Who

[stark steppe]

I cole

J cole

[rose ibex]

who is j cole

[tall solar]

Come to weeknd

[stark steppe]

Ewwww no

[tight linden]

https://tenor.com/view/hop-on-gif-677957296436497716

[rose ibex]

oh that’s just not right

the amazon prime tights

tsk

[stark steppe]

No

Not allowed

And no

And i need to take out the trash

Bye

[tall solar]

Bro what

[rose ibex]

if only

[turbid granite]

puit the fries in the bag

[turbid granite]

what

[rose ibex]

if only they’d let ya talk about things like that

but they’ll get ya!

[turbid granite]

aha mb

do yall know how to

cut fruit ofc

[tall solar]

No

My mom cuts for me

[turbid granite]

nice$

[tall solar]

Wbu

[turbid granite]

i can cut fruit

id love some cash tho

like billions of in game currency

[tall solar]

Can you cut fruits for me

And feed me

[turbid granite]

yes

[tall solar]

[turbid granite]

fuh no

[tall solar]

Not like that I’ll eat with my own hands

[turbid granite]

aha alr

i can cut yeah

[tall solar]

[turbid granite]

replay

[sweet quest]

!lfg @turbid granite

[pliant current]

@turbid granite, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #ps5｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #ps5｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #ps5｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #ps5｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #ps5｜other-lfg

Requested by: @sweet quest

[zenith current]

[rose ibex]

!lfg

aww i wanted to do it

[zenith current]

No

Don't do it

[spark briar]

I approve of this masterpiece

[sterile raft]

Tragic

[restive plank]

I kinda got scammed 🥀

It wasn’t a real Sega mega

[opal sapphire]

Did you guys see the vid where a Yuji cosplayer beat up a pdf file?

[restive plank]

I’m at the hospital rn

[restive plank]

…

no

[opal sapphire]

You gotta see it then ✌️

[tiny atlas]

who sent you to the hospital

[restive plank]

My heart

🥀

[opal sapphire]

How about i give mine to you? ✌️

[tiny atlas]

[restive plank]

W

[opal sapphire]

Wait, what blood group are you anyway?

I think organs can only be matched by the same blood types

[prime merlin]

Yep need same blood group

[tall solar]

Where cat

[opal sapphire]

You mean el meow meow?

[tall solar]

So did you get him?

[tall solar]

That’s his name then yes

[tight linden]

https://tenor.com/view/blockbuster-video-blockbuster-video-rental-gif-18081702

[opal sapphire]

He's thinking about his life

[tall solar]

Maybe plotting to kill you

[opal sapphire]

El meow meow aint doing stuff to me ✌️

He's delusional afterall

[tall solar]

@sterile raft

[limpid pumice]

bro is about to take over the world

[opal sapphire]

Nah, he wants to larp ✌️

[zenith current]

Enough larping

[stark steppe]

Im so nice

Am i not?@zenith current

[zenith current]

Wait...

Who are you?

[stark steppe]

I could say the same to you

[zenith current]

You mention me

[stark steppe]

So

[zenith current]

So, I am asking normal question who are you?

[stark steppe]

Do i need to identify myself before you awnser

Im tm

[zenith current]

Damn

[stark steppe]

Soooooo am i nice?

[tight linden]

Yes

[unborn quest]

No

[zenith current]

Idk

[hard moth]

[tight linden]

[zenith current]

[hard moth]

[stark steppe]

[zenith current]

[restive plank]

@tiny atlas I’m fine, low blood sugar, caffeine intake and lack of hydration

[zenith current]

He's your dr. Something?

[tiny atlas]

needs more hydration

[zenith current]

Drink water

[spark briar]

Prime

https://tenor.com/view/prime-drink-hydration-logan-paul-gif-27691737

[turbid granite]

hahaha

[restive plank]

Water

[hard moth]

🔥

[restive plank]

I thought I was gonna have a heart attack or something

[turbid granite]

1 bottle a day recomended

[restive plank]

[tiny atlas]

caffeine does that

so i don't drink coffee much anymore

drink a lot of black tea though, there's not enough caffeine in that to bother me

[prime wave]

i dont even remember having coffee

[hard moth]

I'm a proud coffee avoider

[tight linden]

[tired cape]

Im a proud coffe addict

[hard moth]

Milk

[stark steppe]

I have this chocolate coffee cup

Chocotinno

Or something

Its actually not bad

And ion really drink coffee

[dusky grove]

I think molten lead is better

[stark steppe]

What abt molten choco

[hard moth]

Stomach acid

Mmm...

[dusky grove]

choco has been dead for a while dont you see
miguel has tampered your mind to see things

[stark steppe]

No juan has tampered your mind into thinking this

[hard moth]

YESSS

LEVEL 25

LETS GOOOO

[zenith current]

Party?

[covert rock]

gta 6 12

[zenith current]

gta 6 13

[spark briar]

[main edge]

[prime merlin]

Welcome to #gta-online-mk2 club

[hard moth]

https://tenor.com/view/dbz-dragon-ball-dragon-ball-z-anime-vegeta-gif-15851683

I have awakened

[prime merlin]

Your half my levels pretty much lol

[hard moth]

You still play Heat? @prime merlin

[prime merlin]

Haven’t played since 3 days went on short break

I don’t get a lot of time to play recently

[hard moth]

J*b?

[prime merlin]

Life

[hard moth]

Same

[prime merlin]

But this as well some times

[hard moth]

I prefer cleaning and lying down doing nothing than actually playing

[prime merlin]

https://tenor.com/view/maybe-you-should-get-a-job-south-park-work-get-a-job-look-for-a-job-gif-21071052

[prime merlin]

[hard moth]

In 3 months? I might

Janitor

[rain bloom]

[hard moth]

[ivory basalt]

Wsg chat

[hard moth]

Hello stranger

[steady herald]

Theres more togo until 50

Im only level 29

🫤

[tall solar]

Suna

[stark parcel]

https://tenor.com/view/halo-master-chief-halo-infinite-xbox-xbox-series-x-gif-19586612

[ripe kayak]

Hellos mods

[unborn quest]

[ripe kayak]

Someone dmed me that they got a 5 day ban

5 days have gone by but they did not get unbanned

They are -

[hard moth]

[ripe kayak]

@boss0013501

This

[unborn quest]

They need to make an appeal

[ripe kayak]

Ok

[tall solar]

Can someone call hooty

[prime merlin]

[prime merlin]

https://tenor.com/view/halo-master-chief-boo-scare-halo2-gif-18675164

[stark steppe]

@tall solar

Im calling the weeknd

To go to india

[paper finch]

Hey google how much is 70 pounds to euro

[floral stratus]

80ish eur iirc

[unborn quest]

No clue

[paper finch]

Ugh

[floral stratus]

Yep I was bang on

[paper finch]

[unborn quest]

I saw 964% for a second

[restive plank]

@nimble jay I forgot to mention turn but at work I notice a lot of Americans especially from Chicago moving here

I think moving or visiting

but still

They’re all usually from Chicago Illinois when I ask

[keen zenith]

guys if any1 uses the menyoo mod thing i wna get money in single player to do some random shit with my friend can some1 lmk how to do it ?

[sweet quest]

#gta-questions

[keen zenith]

oof sorry 🙂

[paper finch]

Don’t be sorry, Be better

[tall solar]

Yeah

[paper finch]

Fail

[nimble jay]

That's random lol

[restive plank]

Ikr?

I helped out a old Americano dude with the self checkout registers

[nimble jay]

But yea I agree, if I lived in Chicago the first thing I'd do is move

[restive plank]

and after apologising for the inconvenience of them, he was like “Oh, no worries partner, it ain’t your fault”

He even pat my shoulder

Why can’t we be like that here 🥀

So kind

[quiet kindle]

hi

[restive plank]

HIIII

haven’t seen you in a bit

[quiet kindle]

haiiii

[restive plank]

Tons of crime and stuff

I think

[quiet kindle]

omgg aaa i’m recovering from food poisoning rn 🥹💗

wbuu

[restive plank]

He told me it was way better here than there

[quiet kindle]

i’m feeling a lot better tho

[nimble jay]

Well all American cities suck ass to some extent, some just suck less than the rest like nyc and the Miami area

[restive plank]

Aww :(
I’m recovering from a heavy workload causing an issue with my health

[quiet kindle]

Aww im sorry ❤️‍🩹 wishing us both a speedy recovery

[restive plank]

I’m fine now :3

[nimble jay]

Places like San Francisco are bad but not too far gone. But Detroit and Portland you'd have to pay me thousands of dollars to visit

[restive plank]

But I thought I was gonna die ngl

my mind was racing because my heart was beating fast

[restive plank]

let’s go to Detroit Epik

We gotta see the Mets

[nimble jay]

Helllll no

[restive plank]

or whatever they have there

[nimble jay]

Wdym Mets?

[restive plank]

Yesss we gotta see Eminem’s home

cmon epikkkk

[nimble jay]

That's where I live not Detroit

[nimble jay]

Lmao

[restive plank]

The Mets?

Go Mets baby all about the Mets etc

[nimble jay]

Nyc Mets

[restive plank]

Ohhh

NYC

Nvm then

[nimble jay]

I found a pretty plant store in Brooklyn while my friend was loitering around game stores

I picked up some mother's day things and then we saved a squirrel that was stuck in a bag tied to a window gate

Idk how tf he got himself in that situation

[quiet kindle]

that’s good!

for some reason i woke up to my left hand wrist hurting lol

like an aching pain

[nimble jay]

I hate when stuff like that happens

[restive plank]

Wish I got to see squirrels

[nimble jay]

When you sleep in it wrong and it just hurts like a mf

[restive plank]

I don’t see squirrels or raccoons

I wanna see those rats

Those lil rodents

American sized food = American sized roaches

[quiet kindle]

ikr omgg

[quiet kindle]

yeah i had to sleep on the sofa bc the edges are elevated so i wouldn’t get nauseous 😭

but it wasn’t too bad

it actually helped

bc if i lied down in my bed id get nauseous bc its not elevated and i was too weak to get extra pillows

[nimble jay]

@restive plank

This was two days ago

He's just chillin

[quiet kindle]

but i ended up getting a lot of missed hours of sleep which was good, i slept 10:30 woke up 4:30 then went to sleep 5:30 and woke up 12:30pm now

[restive plank]

He’s so cute

You guys have to watch for rabies though

Idek what that is

[nimble jay]

You can tell when they have it or not

Thag one was definitely just a regular critter

[wet cloud]

Raccoons are cool

[quiet kindle]

my mom made me chicken soup :32

so glad

[wet cloud]

Noodle or rice?

[quiet kindle]

no just soup

im not eating anything heavy since im sick

it’s fine like this anyway

[wet cloud]

Ah just broth? That's good too ngl

[quiet kindle]

yesss

with the chicken inside

like broken up

it’s perfect

i always love homemade soup

[wet cloud]

Ah ok, never had it like that but sounds good

[quiet kindle]

yess it is

[wet cloud]

And yeah it having protein but not really any carbs prolly nice if you're not well

[nimble jay]

As a kid I only liked shitty junk food so I jever appreciated my mom's homemade soup but nowadays it's so good

It's just chunks of chicken and really nice homemade broth from that chicken and fresh vegetables. The shit soup in a can doesn't even taste like soup to me anymore

I went full 180

[wet cloud]

I got lucky where my families cooking thing was home made noodles/chicken soup. It's dang glorious

[restive plank]

I had a tomahawk steak btw

Finished it in 6 minutes

[nimble jay]

Sick

[restive plank]

[nimble jay]

I usually go for a ny strip since all the fat is tucked away on one side and you get the most edible portion

[restive plank]

Idk what that is

[wet cloud]

It's been forever since I had steak

[nimble jay]

The fat is like only on one edge

So you can avoid it easily

[wet cloud]

I eat too much ground beef tho :(

[nimble jay]

And they are easy to cook

[nimble jay]

Same I had burgers almost every day for dinner this week

[wet cloud]

I'd agree, the fat part of any meat is gross as shit.

I think ultimately I'd like to just stop eating beef and pork but I don't much like chicken

[nimble jay]

The fatty parts that have flavor and salt are the best tasting things I have ever had, but if then lose flavor and become too chewy then it is disgusting and I gotta find a place to spit it out

Or else I'll be chewing it forever

[wet cloud]

Oh yeah I'm not even touching fat unless it's the rendered fat grease that is cooked lol

[nimble jay]

I love chicken, but I rarely eat pork

Unless it is occasional bacon

[wet cloud]

I mostly hate everything about chicken.

[nimble jay]

Rare take

Lol

I've never actually met someone who dislikes chicken

There are so many different ways to eat or cook it so some are definitely better than others

[wet cloud]

Especially these days, chicken has gotten nasty af

The quality of the chicken itself is ass.

[nimble jay]

Yesterday I had BurgerFi and their chicken tenders are some of the best I ever had for a fast food place

They better be though that place is overpriced

[wet cloud]

The one chicken thing I like is chicken breast but cooked dry. Like Sahara desert dry

I want to have to drink a gallon of water every bite I take.

[nimble jay]

https://tenor.com/view/the-simpsons-homer-simpson-hiding-embarrassed-bush-gif-6287489991893889017

[floral stratus]

https://tenor.com/view/uncanny-emoji-angry-hakayaki-hakayaki-angry-emoji-gif-13101565263917230073

[wet cloud]

Otherwise I don't like the grizzle, I don't like the feel of the moisture and meat in my mouth. If you hit like tendon or fat it's blegh

Fish is dope, dumb enough I can not feel bad mass murdering them and taste good

[restive plank]

I ate everything off the Tomahawk

[wet cloud]

The only thing chicken have going for them is they are stupid dinosaurs and has their time ruling the world, so livestock.

[restive plank]

Even the piece of meat stuck on the bone

mmmmmm yummers

[wet cloud]

If it's meat and not fat I'll eat it off the bone

[restive plank]

It’s probably both

[hard moth]

Ever heard of balut?

[wet cloud]

If it's fatty meat that shit staying there lol

[wet cloud]

Ain't no fuckin way

[restive plank]

nah gimme the fatty meat

Eat what you have

Especially when you payed a ton for it

[wet cloud]

That's a fair take

[restive plank]

My tomahawk was 1.282kg

[hard moth]

[nimble jay]

Holy shit

[restive plank]

How much for me to eat it

[wet cloud]

Yeah no way I'd even pretend to try to eat that

[restive plank]

That’s normal

[nimble jay]

Is that a little baby

[violet void]

did you find that in a grocery store

[wet cloud]

The flavor profile of those are like, ammonia.

[hard moth]

It's street food here locally, so definitely cheaper than a US dollar.

[violet void]

bro how can you guys eat street food

[restive plank]

@nimble jay the tomahawk is like the biggest pieces of steak you can buy

[wet cloud]

Yeah so also there is also no way I'd eat that as street food lol

[restive plank]

I told you it was $160 AUD per kilo

[hard moth]

Boiled chicken embryo.

[restive plank]

So it was about $205

[restive plank]

It’s not street food, it’s a steakhouse

[nimble jay]

It also has the most non edible parts like bones and stuff

[restive plank]

Only one long bone really

[nimble jay]

Idk how different it tastes though to other cuts

[restive plank]

idk I couldn’t tell

[wet cloud]

Restaurant or home?

[restive plank]

I ate it all in 6 mins as I said

And my sister took like 40 mins when she had hers apparently

But she’s a slow rat anyway

[restive plank]

Restaurant ofc

[nimble jay]

$85 for a steakhouse prime tomahawk ain't too bad

[wet cloud]

Oooh yeah. Fuck those too

[restive plank]

grr

[hard moth]

85...

[wet cloud]

Restaurants are just a rip off here now

[restive plank]

Was that the conversion?

or

[nimble jay]

If it cost that much raw that shit better be a cow that ascended by Jesus himself

[restive plank]

@nimble jay it comes with chips, choice of salt, sauce and butter that’s burnt with a torch over it

[nimble jay]

You said 160 aud for it

[restive plank]

yeah

Is $85 usd = 160 or smth

[flint sparrow]

meow

[restive plank]

You just said $85 usd for a tomahawk outta nowhere so idk

[nimble jay]

I was slightly off I guess their forex market is doing well. 160 aud is $116usd

[hard moth]

My arch nemesis... woof

[restive plank]

lmao

[nimble jay]

That's a mn expensive steak

Dang

[restive plank]

It was my birthday dinner

[nimble jay]

Nice

[restive plank]

the entire total was like

[wet cloud]

Tomahawk is pricey

[restive plank]

$600…

I blame my mum lmao

[nimble jay]

[wet cloud]

You're built different than me.

[hard moth]

[nimble jay]

Sometimes you just gotta eat

[flint sparrow]

[wet cloud]

Ain't no way I'd part with that much for a meal

[nimble jay]

If it's a special occasion then that's fine

[wet cloud]

Shit I scoff at a $12 hamburger lol

[restive plank]

It was 2 big bottles of still water, 2 ribeyes, one t-bone (I think?), prawn pizza, mozzarella sticks, and a salad

[wet cloud]

God himself could reveal himself and ain't no way I'm paying $600 for a meal

[hard moth]

Stillwater?

[restive plank]

It’s for 4 people btw

[hard moth]

Bacteria water?

What

[restive plank]

Not tap water

[nimble jay]

My uncles best men dinner for his wedding would make mr krabs cry

[restive plank]

bro go read a book

you TikTok kid

[hard moth]

😭

[nimble jay]

600 was the total bill

Not his portion alone

[restive plank]

My meal was like $220

My dessert was $11

and it was delicious

[wet cloud]

Tbh that's not a bad price as a nice steakhouse for 4 people.

Bout $100 USD per person

[restive plank]

It’s amazing… you shouldn’t judge before you try it

their burgers are soooo good

[wet cloud]

Oh I'm not judging. Just no way I could do it

[restive plank]

I even asked for a burger after the steak because I didn’t feel the bloat from it yet

[wet cloud]

I'd hate myself for 3 months after

[restive plank]

Luckily they didnt get me the burger

otherwise I woulda probably puked

or had a massive stomachache

[nimble jay]

I wanna be rich to race cars of course that is the main goal. But the thing I would he just as excited for is that I could eat WHATEVER tf I want WHEREVER tf I want

[restive plank]

would be nice to get away from common society

[nimble jay]

I'm treating myself too much on food I eat out a bunch

[restive plank]

aka McDonald’s

LMAO

[nimble jay]

I need to cut back

[restive plank]

I love that steakhouse

[nimble jay]

It's hard when you live somewhere like here

Too many options

[restive plank]

I’ll spoil you with pictures of delicious food lmao

[nimble jay]

Idk how tf to cook and I just like big beefy burgers

[restive plank]

I think I’d hate American pizza tbh

It looks fake as fuck

[restive plank]

Me and you.

[nimble jay]

Come here and only here for pizza

[wet cloud]

What is American Pizza to you?

[restive plank]

it’ll be instant noodles and burgers for us @nimble jay

[wet cloud]

Pizza Hut? (That's ass pizza)

[stoic lichen]

call your moms

[hard moth]

Try cooking Lumpia Shanghais.

[restive plank]

Papa John’s, Pizza Hut, Dominoes, Little Caesars, etc

[wet cloud]

Tbh we have so many pizza options from chains to local stops to stone oven local places.

[quiet kindle]

the food part is so fucking real, id fly out to venice just to get pizza

[hard moth]

[restive plank]

American pizza just looks like shit slop on slop

[quiet kindle]

i wish i was rich ugh

[wet cloud]

Ok, LC fucks.

[quiet kindle]

real

[restive plank]

Shush

[prime merlin]

Yep definitely wouldn’t like it but worth trying

[wet cloud]

It's a $7.00 pizza.

[restive plank]

You never had Lebanese pizza 🥀

[stoic lichen]

little Caesars bangs

[wet cloud]

It's edible and tastes good

[stoic lichen]

local places are always better though

than any chain

[quiet kindle]

i absolutely love costco pizza

[wet cloud]

Also the CEO is a good dude.

[restive plank]

Lebanese pizza > Little c

[nimble jay]

That one time I had no sides at home so I was like "fuck it I'm eating this with a carrot"

[restive plank]

LMAO

[quiet kindle]

depends, in the uk the local places have really bad hygiene ratings and will most likely give u stomach aches after eating it

[wet cloud]

Housed Rosa Parks for decades and sends LC trucks that are kitchens to natural disaster areas.

[stoic lichen]

even local regional chains beat big name pizza restaurants

[restive plank]

Why is your carrot anorexic

[quiet kindle]

atleast big chains are hygienic lmao

[stoic lichen]

at least here in the states

[restive plank]

no offence to those who are

[hard moth]

Invest in rice, trust

[wet cloud]

Jets is a good chain pizza brand tho.

Detroit Pizza best pizza

[restive plank]

That carrot is from the trash

[nimble jay]

There is a place downtown that makes pizza like how they do in Italy they get shit flown out for it. Expensive but the best pizza I ever had

[prime merlin]

Some sauce as well

[restive plank]

🥀

[nimble jay]

It wasn't like regular New York pizza at all

[restive plank]

@nimble jay steak + mushroom sauce

[nimble jay]

It felt different

[hard moth]

Rice is universal

[wet cloud]

NY pizza is mid

[restive plank]

This might be a sign

[wet cloud]

Chicago pizza is an abomination

[nimble jay]

You like dry chicken the council cant trust your judgment

[prime merlin]

Especially in Asia

[nimble jay]

[stoic lichen]

my state has a local place that makes a banging Hawaiian pizza
I won't eat Hawaiian from anywhere else

[wet cloud]

Yeah you shouldn't on chicken.

[restive plank]

Son.

[wet cloud]

Hawaiian pizza is good.

[nimble jay]

Even worse

[restive plank]

I can’t wait for FH6

[hard moth]

I have never tasted 99% of every single pizza brand in this chat.

[wet cloud]

Nah the sweetness from the pineapple goes well with the ham and cheese

[nimble jay]

Breaking my New York Italian heart

[prime merlin]

Gonna have to disagree

[nimble jay]

I need a knife to stab myself with

[wet cloud]

Detroit Pizza > NY Pizza eryday

[nimble jay]

https://tenor.com/view/mewing-bird-gif-16835999897918525830

[wet cloud]

We got corners

[prime merlin]

https://tenor.com/view/knife-knives-food-kitchenware-kitchen-gif-3316723

[wet cloud]

Also thin crust pizza fucks

[hard moth]

The bird irony.

[prime merlin]

Here’s 2

[hard moth]

😭

[stoic lichen]

I wouldn't eat a Hawaiian from anywhere except this one local place tho

they make them good

[nimble jay]

The best square pizza I ever had was a place on Broadway and 72nd street I used to go there on my lunch breaks

[tall solar]

Hi epik

[stoic lichen]

everywhere else just tastes unholy

funny enough said local place does squares lol

[wet cloud]

Honestly America just has the best cuisine.

[hard moth]

[prime merlin]

💀 what cusine

[tall solar]

https://tenor.com/view/look-away-simpson-bashful-embarrassed-marge-gif-1191583262637258997

I ain’t associate to this guy

[restive plank]

“Second in broadway, third in broadway. 5 minutes ten tops!”

[wet cloud]

We took all your cuisines and added shit to it while offering the originals.

[flint sparrow]

ban him

[hard moth]

Meow

Woof

[nimble jay]

American food is ran by 3 conglomerate companies and shitty as fuck. Every other country on the planet has real food

[tall solar]

Like if you would have said any Asian countries or Mexico

[nimble jay]

Except for maybe the UK

[restive plank]

@nimble jay I hope you get this reference…

[stoic lichen]

America does have the best cuisine, actually. Because we have the cuisine of all of the cultures that make up the world in our own backyards

[wet cloud]

There's tons of food here that isn't big box brand food crap

[nimble jay]

Where lmao

[wet cloud]

^ this

[restive plank]

Being ignored gg

[stoic lichen]

America has the best cuisine because it has everyone's cuisine lol

[wet cloud]

Y'all brought your shit to us

[restive plank]

huff huff

[wet cloud]

It's your fault for this

[restive plank]

Bro what

[nimble jay]

Yea but it's actually just sysco products covered in vegetable oil

[restive plank]

Can you name 5 American foods

[stoic lichen]

melting pot

[hard moth]

[nimble jay]

Go to the actual country and it tastes a lot better and never makes you feel bloated

Real food in America is unfortunately a luxury

[hard moth]

Just cook bro

[stoic lichen]

that's your fault for assuming every representation of a culture is genuine

[hard moth]

🗣️

[stoic lichen]

I don't think taco bell is Mexican food lol

[wet cloud]

Don't need too, we got your peoples here

[prime merlin]

Lol

[nimble jay]

That's basically the only way to do it unfortunately. Find a local farm that is real and not shit then buy in bulk from them

[wet cloud]

What state are you in?

[nimble jay]

New York

[hard moth]

It's also fortunate since cooking it makes you feel good.

[prime merlin]

Fast food lmao

[hard moth]

Chef in the house fr.

[wet cloud]

It's wildly different in Michigan then. We have tons of local and regional food distribution outfits and lots of 2 or 3 store chains that source other stuff than name brands.

[prime merlin]

@restive plank muted 😭

Raptor strikes again

[nimble jay]

Americans are extremely afraid to use real oils like olive and avocado and instead love to use straight up engine lubricant labeled as heart healthy by the FDA Lobbying mafia

[wet cloud]

Hell we got stores here that offer very fresh fruit, vegetables and meat (and old timey candy) that it's all sourced from the Midwest. With a couple of exceptions

[nimble jay]

It's hard to find cooked stuff that isn't leeching

[wet cloud]

The oil isn't the issue, but how much we put into shit is

[nimble jay]

It is the root issue

[wet cloud]

Big brands load everything up with seed oils

[nimble jay]

It is disgusting

[wet cloud]

No a seed oil inherently isn't more or less healthy than olive oil it's how much you use.

[restive plank]

@unborn quest Ty for the late birthday gift

[unborn quest]

😇

[wet cloud]

We pack seed oils into everything

Same with corn syrup

[restive plank]

I think once I quit my job I’ll perform a 67 at the registers

[nimble jay]

It's when it is cooked. Using it to top a salad or whatever isn't harmful but they leech nasty stuff when heated to high temperatures

[hard moth]

Why.. the number

[nimble jay]

But before it was prevalent and known it was already a multi billion dollar industry

[restive plank]

She’s so cute doing it

[wet cloud]

Wait who the fuck is using seed oil to top a salad?

[restive plank]

Oh my god

[copper epoch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/264417177094848512/1472977487968604232/Updated_Head_smashing.gif

[restive plank]

It’s Martol

[restive plank]

Everybody go to bed quick

[hard moth]

https://tenor.com/view/animatronic-monster-shaking-crazy-gif-15078325433953417695

[wet cloud]

That's nastier than balut

[nimble jay]

It was the only example I could think of of a food that isn't cooked

[copper epoch]

Change that to martol wants to literally bring a fight to teh school martol

[nimble jay]

Like fish or a vegetable spread idk

[restive plank]

Whatever Marty Mcfly

[nimble jay]

Point is if it get heated to high temperatures it is harmful

[wet cloud]

But yeah you're right big corporate food brands in America make very unhealthy food

[hard moth]

The literal boiled embryo is less nasty than that?

[wet cloud]

But we have too many food options to point to them solely as American food

[nimble jay]

And somehow we're supposed to be convinced that cereal is healthy

[wet cloud]

Than a seed oil on salad? Yeah prolly

[deft blaze]

shhhh hush up and eat your billionaire-sponsored slop

[nimble jay]

Salads suck regardless

[wet cloud]

Isn't like bran healthy or some shit?

[hard moth]

OZZYY

[nimble jay]

[prime merlin]

It can be depends which one you get lol

[wet cloud]

if I'm gonna eat cereal tho it's gonna be sugary AF.

[prime merlin]

Bland and boring 🥱

[wet cloud]

If I want healthy then some eggs and protein and fruit or some shit

[deft blaze]

corn flakes and rice crispies don't need sugar

[vestal raft]

salads are awesome

[deft blaze]

they're the goats

[wet cloud]

They have sugar

[nimble jay]

Cereal is just corn corn syrup and corn additives and those are the "healthy ones" the branded ones are just filled with sugar

[hard moth]

Oatmeal with one spoon of sugar

🗣️

[nimble jay]

Even oatmeal is fucked, you gotta go out of your way to find oatmeal that isn't shit

It's a chore to eat right more than it ever has been

[tall solar]

Can any mods spawn hooty?

[prime merlin]

Get the non branded healthy ones fresh from the factory lol not healthy still but no sugar

[vestal raft]

dawg... you just buy...oats lol

[wet cloud]

Steel cut oat is cheap AF and is just oat.

Oatmeal ez

[tall solar]

I won’t take your food opinions thank you

[nimble jay]

They add shit to even the plain ones it's sad that we have to look under a microscope just to find good stuff :(

[wet cloud]

You can just look it up lol it's steel cut oat, no sugar or additives

[vestal raft]

no they dont lol

[prime merlin]

America cereal (even the oat ones are cooked)

[wet cloud]

^ this

[prime merlin]

This one is plain yep bland and boring gotta pair it with something

[nimble jay]

Quakers a pretty good brand

[wet cloud]

Basically if you're buying pre prepared food yeah it's gonna be unhealthy

[vestal raft]

no shit

[hard moth]

With one spoon of sugar

[wet cloud]

^

[prime merlin]

It’s healthy though so worth it

[vestal raft]

but to say the "plain" ones have shit in it, is just wrong

[hard moth]

So good.

[tall solar]

Sugar in oats is so dumb

[nimble jay]

You add some fruits and plain yogurt for texture

[tall solar]

Just add banaenae, honey and berries

[wet cloud]

That's sugar

[nimble jay]

Honey is good

[vestal raft]

u don't just eat it plain lmfao

[hard moth]

I grew up eating it like that so...

[nimble jay]

I've started using honey in my coffee instead of bleached table sugar and I'm never going back

[wet cloud]

Sugar in oats is fine.

[tall solar]

Sugar is overrated

[wet cloud]

Fruits are just flavored sugar

[prime merlin]

I am not fan of mixing yogurt though so I just use a substitute (aka more milk)

[wet cloud]

I hate yoghurt.

Shit is gross af

[tall solar]

Start with stopping coffee

[prime merlin]

Why

[vestal raft]

i put chia seeds, yogurt, fruits, and honey in mine usually

[nimble jay]

Fruits are natural sugar but the difference is the fiber content of the fruit itself

[prime merlin]

What did yogurt do to you 😭

[wet cloud]

I think it's the "sour"

[nimble jay]

If you make the fruit into a drink you lose the fiber and are drinking straight sugar

[wet cloud]

Like that little sour aftertaste like with sour cream or shit

[prime merlin]

Sour what yogurt u getting lol

[nimble jay]

Which is why I avoid sugary drinks most of the time

[tall solar]

Chia seeds if nobody knows are the goat

You do soak them in water right

Even for 2 hours is

[vestal raft]

i let them sit in the yogurt

for a few hours ye

[wet cloud]

I drink sugary AF coffee. Sweeter the better heh

[tall solar]

Works

It soaks up water

[prime merlin]

XD sweet stuff never tastes bad (only a few exceptions exist)

[hard moth]

Replace the 80% of the sugar with milk.

[tall solar]

Sugar is so overrated how do people like it

[nimble jay]

I like my coffee creamy and rich so I don't need to add a lot of honey anymore. I use thag heavy whipping cream it's really fatty and buttery

[wet cloud]

it's sugar.

It's good

[nimble jay]

It pairs really well

[prime merlin]

🔥

[hard moth]

Milk the goat

[tall solar]

I like honey and milk (no coffee no tea no energy drink 😎😎)

[nimble jay]

Good in like taste? Cause yea that's the only thing it's good for

[hard moth]

Maybe literally

[tall solar]

The goooooat

[nimble jay]

Tea is good if you ever wanna try it

[tall solar]

Tbh water is but milk goat

[wet cloud]

Yup.

[nimble jay]

Coffee isn't bad either in moderation

[prime merlin]

Keeping it natural I see

[hard moth]

Asides from water, milk is the goat.

[stoic lichen]

Milk is fucking great. Anyone who doesn't drink milk is soft, barring lactose intolerance

[tall solar]

Yeah I’m Indian so yes tea is good

[wet cloud]

The thing I need to watch with coffee and energy stuff is I get carried away with my caffeine intake.

[hard moth]

https://tenor.com/view/sky-cotl-thatskygame-skycones-caseoh-flashbang-gif-1033296205018601651

[wet cloud]

1250 mg in a day isn't great.

[nimble jay]

I don't like just straight milk unless it is heavy fatty whole milk but I like chocolate milk

[tall solar]

Altho I see so many people loving the smoke and a cup of tea crazy caffeine rush

[deft blaze]

milk drinkers

[nimble jay]

Tea isn't a crazy caffeine rush it is a natural release and not a lot of it

[tall solar]

Yeah

[hard moth]

Ozzy

[prime merlin]

Ahh but Indian tea not healthy for you gang it’s two damn sweet At times (I mean u use honey so it’s better but original modern recipe uses suger)

[hard moth]

[wet cloud]

I like unsweetened black tea, bout it there.

[deft blaze]

skyrim is no place for milk drinkers like you guys

[tall solar]

So in India people love a cup of tea and whatever smoke they like and I find it unhealthy

[prime merlin]

How to get diabetes fast 101

[restive plank]

There you are!

Hiii Düstz!

[nimble jay]

Yea smoking of any kind is

The tea part is fine though

[tall solar]

I don’t drink tea don’t smoke (I drink liquor cause shits just too serious sometimes )

[prime merlin]

I made it one

[deft blaze]

you make it sound like I've been missing

[restive plank]

remember kids, cigar is peak but cigarettes are for stinkers

[tall solar]

Hi angel

[restive plank]

I forgot to ping you about things like the steak I had

[stoic lichen]

The milkman cometh son. I pay.

[tall solar]

I wanna try cigar

[restive plank]

hi person

[prime merlin]

How about no intoxication for change lol

[hard moth]

Try smoking lollipops

[restive plank]

I’ve had two but probably buying one next Friday

[deft blaze]

the milkman is banned from my household

[tall solar]

I drink rarely like once in 2 months so I’m good

[wet cloud]

Boooo

[nimble jay]

Cigars and stuff without lots of additives like the tar and rat poison they put in regular cigarettes is better but still a lesser evil. Smoking anything fucks your lungs up unfortunately

[prime merlin]

Is this Athena 🤣

[restive plank]

Correct-o

[stoic lichen]

He's welcome in my home. He is a friend. One of many years.

[restive plank]

UGH STOP

[nimble jay]

With smoking anything genetics play a decent role

[restive plank]

you’ll summon her

[deft blaze]

a steak?

[nimble jay]

Some people smoke their whole life and live to 90

[stoic lichen]

a gallon of milk barely lasts a couple days in my house lol

[nimble jay]

Others drop from cancer at 45

[tall solar]

Do you smoke ?

[hard moth]

https://tenor.com/view/omni-cheeks-gif-6275008311440460917

[restive plank]

I had a tomahawk steak! 1.282kg and I ate it all in 6 mins and 30 seconds

[prime merlin]

Don’t make me do it for fun lmao

Chaos always welcome

[nimble jay]

Nope

Never have

Never saw a need to start

[tall solar]

Seen more people with cancer who don’t smoke rather than the people who smoke

[restive plank]

Curiosity is one ig

[deft blaze]

hell yeah

[prime merlin]

Yipeee

[restive plank]

but don’t do it

[deft blaze]

any steak is a good steak

[tall solar]

Is stress a need t start cigarettes?

[restive plank]

Because once you start you wanna do it again

and again

[restive plank]

Idk tbh

[wet cloud]

Nope

[restive plank]

Cigar is nice

Cigarettes stink

[tall solar]

Peer pressure ?

[restive plank]

Fucking stink

[restive plank]

that’s a possibility in starting smoking

[tall solar]

Exactly

[nimble jay]

It's a temporary fix that provides zero solution to the thing creating the stress

[restive plank]

customers stink like shit because they stink of cigarettes

[wet cloud]

Cigs don't help stress overall

[stoic lichen]

Hit a cigarette once, hated it

[nimble jay]

People tend to always find band-aid fixes that fuck them over long term

[stoic lichen]

Never did it again

[restive plank]

I don’t smoke it for stress reasons

[wet cloud]

They make you stressed from the addiction, then alleviate that.

[restive plank]

I just like the look and stuff

It’s superior over cigarettes imo

[tall solar]

Funny how the cigarette buying stayed the same even with an increase in prices

Sometimes economics just fail

[wet cloud]

I moved from cigs to vapes about a year ago.

[prime merlin]

True lol looks gangsta

[restive plank]

Vapes are worse tbh

[wet cloud]

Nah we just dunno yet

[restive plank]

They’re expensive like cigarettes depending on the country

[tall solar]

Wb hookah

[nimble jay]

Where I live cigarettes are $20 a pack but if I go down to North Carolina they are $6 a pack

[stoic lichen]

With that being said, I still vape THC so I'm gonna die with the rest of you

[restive plank]

Hookah is alr

[wet cloud]

Nice!

[tall solar]

F no

[restive plank]

Hookah isn’t addicting at all

[hard moth]

Mfw I'm a youngling

[copper epoch]

@dusky grove
I am tired

[restive plank]

I’ve done it when I was 7

[prime merlin]

Breath air

[wet cloud]

I think cigs here are like $12?

[tall solar]

I’m I invited to your funeral?

[stoic lichen]

I stopped smoking it straight because I hated smelling like weed smoke

[wet cloud]

Its been a minute. $15 gets me a vape that lasts a week

[tall solar]

For a pack of 10s?

[restive plank]

They’re very expensive in Australia because they cause such a burden iirc

[wet cloud]

20 a pack

[tall solar]

Decent price tbh

[restive plank]

I think it’s like $50

Idk though

[stoic lichen]

Only if you make jokes

[prime merlin]

Ooof

[wet cloud]

Its not when you smoked when cigs were under 5 lol

[restive plank]

I’m not sure

Don’t quote me on it

[tall solar]

count me in

[restive plank]

Hookah is boring asf tbh

[nimble jay]

Vapes are scary because it feels like the trap of cigarettes all over again. There are zero long term studies on it given how new it all is. So for all we know it could be doing something completely unknown

[prime merlin]

Never

[restive plank]

but hopefully my genetics allow me to smoke without getting cancer

[tall solar]

Is hookah haram?

[restive plank]

Apparently it isn’t

But imo it is

[tall solar]

Wtf how

[restive plank]

simply because you’re harming your body

[wet cloud]

Its likely healthier than straight cigarette, but how much is pretty inconclusive.

[restive plank]

with the chemicals and whatnot or whatever

[tall solar]

Dark says it’s haram

So it is

[stoic lichen]

No they are haram

[hard moth]

[restive plank]

Different Muslim beliefs

It’s mixed

[stoic lichen]

Inhaling anything you shouldnt is lung damage

[restive plank]

there’s not one type of Muslim

there’s one that drinks alcohol

[deft blaze]

i mean we also don't know what effects microplastics have on the human body over long periods of time

[restive plank]

There’s one that does everything yet claims “it’s part of Islam” which is complete bullshit

[deft blaze]

and every human alive today has microplastics in their blood

[stoic lichen]

Babies being born with micro plastics in their system 💯

[restive plank]

That’s my manager btw

[prime merlin]

Yes hokaah is haram but they do it regardless

[restive plank]

But generally, Sunni Muslims are the best ones

[wet cloud]

One anecdotal thing I've seen is when I was doing a breathing test for a job the technician told me that the people who are coming in, in their 20s and 30s, that have been vaping for awhile do far worse than smokers even who've smoked longe4

[deft blaze]

our first step to becoming cyborgs is putting plastic in our blood, cyberpunk ain't got shit on us

[nimble jay]

It's just as bad but it's like a different type of bad. Vapes are allowed to pack so much nicotine into them that it makes cigarettes look like a joke. And if kids get a hold of them at a young age who knows what 30x the amount of nicotine is gonna do to their brain

Like when Juul came out

[hard moth]

Synths fr.

[restive plank]

Sunni is pronounced as “soon-ee” btw

but don’t stretch the “e” part

[deft blaze]

approved

[nimble jay]

I'm just very thankful my parents don't smoke anything because I feel like if you grow up with it it becomes a lot more normalized

[wet cloud]

Fuck the kids. But seriously I'd rather address the issue of kids getting them than limiting them arbitrarily

[restive plank]

100% but I’m heavily against it

[tall solar]

So vape is banned where I live

[prime merlin]

Fr

[stoic lichen]

That would involve people actually parenting their kids so good luck lol

[hard moth]

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