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HI
i’m so dying
You ever tried not dying
INHAVE NEVER FELT SO LIGHTHEADED
yeah! when i go to the hospital i hope they’ll STOP IT but they don’t!!
not undie
logan has bedazzled ones
STOP LMA
Undie 💀
O
😭 I DIDNT MEAN THAT
Sure sure
She is not fat!
I doubt you’d do much damage with those lil hands
Mekkkkki
Melllllu
BEPUUU
UMM
actually im 6’7 nonchalant handsome buff man with massive hands and i like walks on the beach

I vouch for this
hi hi
And I’m the muffin man 
And I’m baby keem
How’s Logan’s camp
NO
Don’t u get warned for this
it’s going good
he’s been making really good progress and he’s not nervous for his fight anymore
Tell him if he wins I’ll buy a monkey suit and do the worm
i do not think he would be interested in this
🤷🏻♀️
@nocturne plank
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so do u just report a mod to a mod
you can’t report mods🤷♀️it’s weird
"We have investigated ourselves, and found no wrongdoing"
you’d think the owner would allow you to but that’s just how it works!!
She’s been gone
oh what fr
Ye
thank godddddd 🙏🙏
Done
Why’d she get gone
Idk I can ask
@grand spoke
I forgot to add her on this account
Ye Lexi ain’t going anywhere
i think she left there’s something lots of ppl don’t like here
I don’t understand what u said makk
why
Hello??
idk I think u need to correct some sentences
sup
Oh I never sleep before my fights
no you need to put your big boy glasses on and read between the lines
why
I need to stop changing my name cuz I became unrecognizable
no ik who you are
Just never been able to I guess nervous
I went from keem to zay to ziggy to pop
we know who you are.
logan’s first fight he was like that
youre that guy from the epstein files
imagine 🥀
do u?
Last thing I had my first I walked around my apartment for like 7 hours watched titanic 3 times
yea
Oh. Thats who you are. Smh
I jus change my name a lot
yes it’s me
Yep, this fucking guy. smh.
Smh
man
Ye
Didn’t mean that in a bad way
I remember when I walked out to mr brightside I smiled my boxing coach looks at me says pretty cool right
STOP THAT SONG IS SO GOOD
It’s my walkout song
Dm me or I read every drunk emails u ever sent out loud
i asked logan to choose taylor swift and he said he’ll think about it which OBVIOUSLY means no so i’m heartbroken
Wasn't taken in a bad way just truth yall
I should bring back mr brightside
How was your day
I dont drunk dm you. There is only one person in this server that gets drunk Lexi dms and trust. You're not him.
I said emails
Pretty fucking epic. Ty hbu
damn get fked pop she rlly said youre not that guy bro 💔
Monkey
Oh. The only emails I do are work related so no drunk ones there either 😂
Not great went to the er and found out a have an upper respiratory infection and early stages of pneumonia
That’d be unprofessional
Oh shit. I dont get references something something adhd something
O.g thats rough. No wonder you been so sick fr.
Goddamn why do 90% of yall have adhd nowadays
Diagnosis is easy now and all these mfs in thier 40s walking around with u.diagnosed adhd as alcoholic divorcee

That sounds so specific
The algorithm gives me psychology and baby videos
Tiktok thinks I should be pregernat
Ye but we both know this ain’t gonna kill me 
My algorithm would probably give me a bunch of gaming and rap videos
On god
Do u alr have kids?
No omg lol could you imagine lol
🤔 I’m not planning on any until my 30s
So I get it
Ye idk what I'm doing with my life yet. Shit got wild in 2026 and turned my life upside down
Damn what happened cuz
I enjoyed Rdr2 for its gameplay people who say otherwise never played the intended way
Throwback to that one parent that found out their daughter was pregnant due to the algorithm
Ok what
Ah, it was Target, not Tiktok. Close enough
Lol

Pizza time 🍕
Life
I had sweet and sour sausages on rice and holy fuck thats a lot of protein in one bowl
Understandable
I've been eating as much protein as I can because I've never been this level of sore after the gym
Gotta make the gains count
Fr im bulking again after falling off for 2 years. I was a plank.
I had anorexia but am in recovery and my body ate all my muscle mass and its rough building from nothing
well damn
Lots of protein intake
Tough shit
what pizza
It was good but I forgot to put cheese on it
Bruh
It was a 10 ounce wagyu, tasted good but looked weird
I'm used to the look of smash burgers
With the crisp edges and thin patties
ahhhh thats what i was thinking about, something felt so off
This thing was a big boi
it was the cheese that shit was naked
Good eye lol
it just looked like a really sad burger
oh good !! get in the kitchen make me a muffin

Omg I had wagyu a few weeks ago and it tasted so gross and the texture was nope which is weird for meat
LEXIIII
Omg bbg!! Hru
IM GOOD LOVELYY how are youu
hows ur job
Most waygu isn't real wagyu, much like wasabi
And maple syrup
I’ll cough on them
The real stuff is fucking expensive
Busy busy but I had my first bartending job last night and omg it was the best shit ever
So they make similar things and call them the real thing
jokes on u id wipe the top off and still eat it
I’ll cough in the muffin battery
AWW im soso happy for you <333 so great to get a job and actually enjoy being there
Ty!!
ill use anti bacterial spray
I’ll make them and give them all to Makki
So mean. No no
Be nice to melody
fr hit him☹️
Steak is best raw 😋
I dont hit.
i hope you find a million dollars
I want that shit mooing on my plate
You ever had blue rare steak
Medium is the highest any steak should go
Omg I gotta reverify in
Well done is well ruined
are costco wagyus real
Probably
Fine I’ll give you 1 muffin
Costco only cheaps out in fish
two?🥺
Their steaks are usually decent
3
You are so wrong omg
except sushi
My mom does sometimes and it's meh
Local market will always be better
5
Why would I want a ruined steak
My mom does that bs 😂
The inside has no reason to be thoroughly cooked it just makes the tendons more chewy
Medium well is a smidge more cooked than medium so literally stop hating
guys make love not war
Most restaurants give the illusion of inbetweens

Exactly let's break out into song

You Pushin it
ill give you a cookie
I don’t want no cookie im the muffin man the disrespect is crazy
You are ruining my life
just give me a freaking muffin
NOW
rn
or else
Or else what
you wont be muffin man no more
🙂 👍
youll just be man
good thing im just a monkee
no ur a pink monkey
Im going to have steak this weekend medium well and take a video of me eating it in its state of perfection
dont forget to season your cutting board, not your meat
only perfection is you

how do yall eat steak bro
Omg fr i do that. When it rests it sits on herbs and seasoning on top of butter and omg. The best
Omg! You are my #1 fr
love my girlies
we cut a bite size piece, put it in our mouths, chew, then swallow
Yes!! Im all about the girls and the guys are meh
fr id never choose a man over a woman
Except zeb and 1 other guy lol
you can be a woman
I'd never choose a woman over a man!!
Have fun bartending you
No worries
Bro that was last night
that’s more than it’ll get me, one chew and I throw it out
It was THE BEST
Ooo
damn slide me the rest
sure have it
Like I cannot tell you how epic it wad
OMG ur my friend now
I cannot wait for another job bartending.
Poor Bart getting ended
sure let’s play games together
why is she ending bart
Evil
is it her job?
Yea
rip bart 2026
Chat should I get it
Oh, it was two naan pizzas with Mozzarella and sharp cheddar
I was too high to think of adding any meat until I typed this
Looks like it's eating a laptop
If my memory wasn't shit (I know there's notes and lists), I'd totally do bartending
I see mixology as an art in itself
Yall a poopnose. That is all 
Thanks bro
Aww
Yes
stfu
Omg fr and I had no idea that this would be my thing. But the interactions and the way people just open up to a bar tender is crazy. I have never felt this level of importance ever


community chat been quiet lowkey
What does that even mean
I used to throw them out of bars
like drunk or sober
I hate shorts
Why
They feel uncomfortable in public
just exposing my legs feels wrong…
i didnt know you were indonesian
hehe i miss slurring in canto
almost got beat up the last time i did it to my friend in public lmao
someone "overheard"
wasn't even being loud
💀
Sorry?? Bar tenders cant drink and also cant server any intoxicated people. So no drunk people to be found
Hi 👀🦆✨
The trouble makers in the server have found another home
I’ve walked in public in me underwear many times
australians are just built different
Shorts are goated
Yes we are
New years I have watched fireworks in me underwear many times
so just like soberly opening up about anything to the bartender
Being Aussie is great I hardly ever wear shoes
Did I say that? No.
Pressed
okay...
Dw I’ll ask pookie
It'll be ight gng
im lowk too zoned out for ts lmao
i tried turning on my phone for a solid 30 minutes only to find out it was my calc
Conversation happens more freely to almost everyone when serving drinks and I didnt realize that. That is all.

How 💀🥀

There there its okay
This server had troublemakers?

Of course u hadda be one
trouble makers dont exist only free thinkers
You are way too fixated on me
so called "free" thinkers when the cost of thinking is prison
??? What
okay yeah are you hk
damn that was the one that revealed me
lowkey idk dawg
Hk? No that tianmi
only a hongkonger would say something like this

man this server been around so many yrs
prison wont stop me from jaywalking and smoking crack
two very serious offenses

The ai that answers math questions?
Who summoned the mods
i just felt that there was a troublemaker here, that's all
Omg fr yall Gemini
uh yeah the thing the casio
the casio
Idk who the troublemakers are tbh. Lol I was just making words and whoever responded was the troublemakers. 
The real troublemakers are in 🤫
the notorious is here
I am a lot of things but a trouble maker is not one of them
calling someone something they not is wild
I did not say names. 
well it could be worse
But ill ask Simon just to be sure
Making my anxiety go up man
Im sorry I won't threaten that again. Just like to keep you on youre best behavior

Quack 🦆 ✨
Ok its late and ive been having vivid dreams lately and having issues thinking they were real experiences.
Welp i got timed out for a min but oh well
Omg lol dms
@grand spoke I’m having Buffalo spicy chicken
holy dead server
Ong
Ok I know I’m 5’3
we all know
I’m only tall in heels..
mhm
i wish smbdy play minecraft with me :sigh:
i wish smbdy play minecraft with me.


I don’t have it installed on my pc
😛
aw
I have my summer car
?
Finnish car building game (agony)
gangalang
@zxach
@zxach
Idk if @zxach is here guys
What about the long drive (more silly version but its just driving)
I personally like the long drive more than my summer car at least
I like my summer car cuz it embodies what’s summer car project is like
yea the long drive is kind of the same, but its just flat everywhere, a building every now and again and you can find and fix new cars to take along the way
though its very baren
Suki
Oh hii~
Are you buying fh6?
I have it on gamepass
Which gamepass
Xbox

Bobru
Hola
Wyd
i wish someone does NOT
Wish granted
Play drake
no
melonsip
anyone from pak finding gudddddddd friends
ok
Do you have it tho
yes
Me and the light have beef again
Omg what happend
The last bus last night to my house was cancelled so I realise well. I have until 4 am to wait that light never fucking turned off not gonna lie being homeless for a night was scary
Please don't redirect LFG requests to #gta-online, people up there had to redirect them to LFG again.
Just use !lfg if you're (justifiably) feeling lazy.
commit grand theft auto
the crime not the game, mods
My house was a five hour walk away from the train station I basically was the homeless for the night. I found a very comfortable park bench and that fucking light doesn’t turn off.
uber??
$53 I eventually just went to sleep on a bench
what if u got looted in ur sleep
I’m 6’5 tattooed boxer he would eat somebody for breakfast. I fucking dare somebody to have tried.
damn
you should take a quick nap on the bench rn

Although watching the sunrise was very Brokeback Mountain vibes
Woke up at 4 o’clock am caught the bus home

damn
i tried marinating chicken in ketjap manis mixed with cajun seasoning and buldak sauce
this shit is fire
toilet gon be fire soon too
oMG TITIIIII
i get no reaction in my gut from spicy food
im training my tollerance
Purely because i like the flavor of buldak sauce but that shit is hot
now im craving buldak noodles fk
esp that lime one ugh
never had that one
they only sell the normal, cheese and carbonara one here
i bought a pack of the cheese noodles a while back, but i didnt read it was SPICY cheese noodles
so i just prepared it, added the whole sauce packet
my mouth has never been trough so much pain
for the other ones i dont really feel the chicken flavour in the buldak sauce but in the lime one i can acc taste the flavour its so good
Im really weak to spicy stuff, I would probably explode if that happened to me 💔
oh myyyy😭😭 MILKKK
milk saves it
Weak
i put milk in my buldak it makes it creamy and easier to tolerate the spice
u should eat a chilli pepper rn
IM GOOODDDD HOW ARE UUU
I smacked my face windowsill
good
my tollerance used to be insane
i was able to just straight up eat N-Viper peppers no problem
Car
Im good, can't eat spicy stuff since I have a weak digestive system
Hi lol
no bc SAMEE feels like mines gotten a lil weak now
Also car
AWW CArs
cars*
The american takis are weird

theres so much god damn msg on them
the flavor is too overpowering
Ive had takis from spain and they are perfect
the ones here are so so good
and theyre so spicy but tolerable
i had a whole bag in one sitting
I’d rather you think I'm a bad person than to spend every wake moment of my life trying to prove to you that I'm good
real diva
NCIS my beloved
abby the original goth baddie
they always call me horni but never a liar
Seek therapy
They always call me mentally unstable but never a liar
IM ALSO GOOD!!!!
I love NCIS
we’re aware
AMAZING
Good
no i want to be unaware
Too bad
no get out
I’m in your walls
dont eat the chocolate hidden in my room
Ummmm
ummmm what
Chocolate gone
hm dont believe u
I ate it 😛😛😛
Are you lactose intolerant by any chance?
I'm not sure if that's paired with a weak digestive system
Top deck
wrong
Soulless font
I will bite you
The video?
OHHHHH
I’m waiting for an uber and his voice is killing me
IM CRYING 😭
why
Looks like kirara from Jjk tbh
I’m finally leaving
I swear to god he’s actually given me a headache
He can’t sing for shit
It's been good to meet you
Happy birthday Daniel
Singing like a fermented fart?
Idk he’s just got a horrible voice
And he’s so loud

It’s not your birthday it’s Amarian’s birthday
LMAO I LOVE YOU 😭
I literally had it as my status before Wall gifted me feet 😭
Gifted feet?
It’s so fucking funny though 😭
You are chonky
WOW

He wasn’t singing softly at all
He sounded like a smoker or smth
So more like Mongolian throat singing
no
he just had a really annoying voice
the dude can’t sing
and is busking
and I’m pretty sure he got attacked or smth because there was police with the guy talking about something before he started singing again
@sterile raft
YOU'RE A SQUID NOW YOU'RE A MARINA NOW ❤️
Splatatatatatata splatooooon
It’s Omarion btw
Pipe down 👇
Melu
Inversed
Absolute goofs trying to rush you down
Deserved Ls
Hi hooters
Yessss
Immortal?
Yes
Radiant when?
Idk I don’t have enough time
Yeah have been thinking of buying a ps
What game is this
Valorant
I just started playing val 
Everyone in unrated is brain dead
Yes
Yep
Mid game
Nice
They fell on brain
Should I get a ps5 or ps6?
Unranked mode in competitive game
Bad choice
Fell off Humpty Dumpty’s wall
Is the only good mode
Ps5 is the logical answer, you don’t even know when ps6 is released
No but looking at the prices
Investing in ps5 is uf
Ps6 we will be able to go inside the PlayStation
But then I spend 600€ now for ps5 then play 2 years and then have to force upgrade to get a 6 and spend 800€ again
At that point you can sell ghe ps5
That’s worth the 600
I’ll barely get 200€
Yeah
But in two years you will have good money by 2028 no?
Idk I’m in the yes and no stage altho I am waiting to see how gtea 6 turns out
Bebe port overthinks a lot I know
I will although I won’t be making a rush decision I would like to see how fh6 and gtea6 turns out
I do mr thanks
I will only get fh6 if the progression system is better
Progression system ?
Aren't you on ps4
They do have a little story
Story and progression systems don't go hand in hand
I use pc but I don’t play gta on pc, I use the ps4 only for gta nothing else
Fh5, just get cars from the auction instantly and dive a hypercar 10 minutes in
I’m gonna buy it or atleast try on gamepass
@tall solar
So selective Russian zebra
Chat is this a gem
@tall solar IM THE DANGER
I had to get level 10 to play comp 😭
Who
it’s not like the people in comp have much more brain than the unrated
Are you portable
Yes I am so much that you can throw me in trash
I’d say yes
Played both Jc3 and jc4 they’re both great games
I wanna see drake live
But you don’t take me with you
I will next time
Ill come to your country
Yes?
Darshan 
Instagram comments section a crazy place lmao
Long time no see. How are you doing

I see the comment section and realise that I am not built for this
It's pretty brutal
I Got called a hater because I said Katseye is a popularish k-pop group
Yeeeee it’s been a minute I was super ill last week 
But I’m chilling now
How you doin

Pretty bored, was playing chess

Good to hear that you are doing well
The person that called me this btw has SpongeBob as pfp btw
Not sure if I can take him seriously 😭
Are you embarrassed of me ?
I have a question right
Looool I had a chess phase like last year
I haven’t played in a while
What question

I have been playing chess for so many years.
My rating is in 3 digits
Even my female fren said that yesterday
Enjoy life
LOOOOL nah same though i think i peaked like 800
but I never learnt openings or anything
I always just played queens gambit
i also play queen gambit
True
I do
For black? I just ball it. i don't have any openings knowledge for it
Literally
I lowkey like black more though
I like reacting to moves
Lol
Bebe can you coach me val get me to immo
Cause everytime i send u message 90% of the time u say u hate me or that u ugly and ion like that
Cause u aint all that
Ew no
Well its a good song
@tall solar listen to look what you've done
I’ll try to self love
i can't play chess as black. Idk why. Maybe I need to learn some openings
And passion fruit is good song
Enjoy yourself
this song better than drakes whole discography
It is
I will tea I will
Bs
don’t hate me
I get it but juice wrld top everyone
I love many artist
Juice wrld god
juice wrld the goat
@hard wing why do so much ppl lie
Imagine a Juice and xxx
Collab album
I don’t lie
could have happened but Drake got xxx killed 
@hard wing we have another one
you didn’t say it’s not true tho

Is there any evidence
Of him doing it
x said if anyone kills him it’s Drake 
only evidence necessary
He got hacked
He deleted it
nah drake goons made him delete
Blud you know u making stuff up😭😭
End of music careers for a lot
I’m not making anything up Drake was jealous
so he ordered da hit
very sad he knew he couldn’t compete musically
I’m screenshotting this
Not the first time u posting or saying stuff without context 
wtf 🤬
I always give context
Facts don’t need context
Btw
Wanna join
Me on my driving exam
I can take 2 ppl
With
yes I’ll join
Buy this mug for me
Sure
No
imma make you crash da car
Ok im giving you the dubai chocolate
Sure
Lets buy one for the light
I will beat him
I just woke up and I saw this. I thought I was going to fucking shit my pants.
Bribery :(
I will steal it
I will also steal it

is it me or is it just me
Cap
Blame Game is good but not that good
Glazer
I’m being so genuine I can’t think of a drake song that’s better than blame game
and blame game not even the best song on MBDTF

One dance, Doing it wrong, Passionfruit, In my feelings
, Laugh now cry later
I’m not really a Drake listener but he’s got lots of bangers
I will kill you do you know how nightmarish it is to comb my hair without this type of brush (Unbrush) qwq
none of these are bad songs
but
blame game better
like drake isn’t bad I get why people like him
But Drake wishes he had prod like Kanye 😭
Uhh
Isn’t Kanye more of experimental?
Drake just makes rap/love type songs
his newer songs are complete ass though
North West's music is unlistenable though fr 😭
I know how to kill a deer
In general though, Kanye > Kendrick and Drake @dim sparrow
Kendrick has well made songs and whatnot
but Kanye imo has heaps of songs that I can listen to a ton
like his albums barely have any skips imo
I guess you could say that tbh
and yeah Drake more mainstream
Drake is more mainstream because he makes tracks that can be played on the radio or smth 😭
On god 😭 I dunno what she’s doing but like if she enjoys it good for here I guess 😭 💀 💀 💀
Literally
I was expecting her to copy her dad's style but fuck no 💀
Nah I love Donda and V1
I don’t really like his new stuff that much ngl
It just don’t sound the same idk
what’s your top 3 albums
hmm
Can I do top 5 instead
Looool yeah fair
I always ask top 3 then think to myself
I couldn’t pick 3
😭
@dim sparrow have u listenwned to the fall off
Not like start to finish
J Cole is good though
- MBDTF
- Yeezus
- 808s
- Graduation
- Bully
- Donda
- V1
- Ye
- KSG
- Donda 2
- College Dropout
- Late registration
- JIK
- V2
something like that
Lwk idk if I want MBDTF at 1
Bully?
I only put College Dropout and Late registration down because I’ve heard those albums so much before
This is a very valid list
Where TLOP tho
I never really listend to ye but i thought ppl liked college dropout
Top album is always so hard like it changes all the time depending on my mood and shit 😭
I forgot to add it fml 😭
That’s what I’m saying 🥀
And like MBDTF is good and all but lwk I haven’t listening to that album in a bit
Oh thats high for bully
Like a new album
Or do u think its little bit recent bias
I usually listen to KSG or smth
Or is it actually good
KSG is a really good album
I love half of the songs
The other half are just shit
Ive listend to soem song
I only liked 3 songs off bully
I forgot Donda 2 too
JIK is a good album
V2 is just AI slop but some good songs
I personally love bomb
It’s too hated
He ruined the songs that we’ve been hyping for
Mostly due to the samples not being cleared
hi there everyone
Like basically half of the songs are ass @stark steppe @dim sparrow
Circles and Damn is ok
I hate the audio quality tbh
Idk why but Ye doesn't even sound like he’s in a fucking studio since V1 or smth
bro using voice memos or smth
Father is pretty good
You can hear it in Father
He sounds so off
guys someone hit my car
bepuuu
Rip
my bad
i listen to heavy metal music and emo music and rock music
i have astigmatism
LITERALLY I THOUGHT I WAS GOING CRAZY
dont get hit man
IM never forgiving u
omak
pls forgive me
tf u mean dont get hit man
ill send u unlimited food
no forgivness
u ate half of the word its only limited now
hii darkie
HUH
what
no U WILL get the child
He is NOT in the studio gang 🥀






