community

[quiet thunder]

How do I deal with harassment

[restive plank]

I’ve seen my grandpa eat an entire cow head

[quiet thunder]

On this server

[restive plank]

and I was shocked

[quiet thunder]

I’m not trynna get ban

[low thunder]

hit back at them

[tight linden]

Average grandpa experience

[low thunder]

I mean tell them to stop

[quiet thunder]

I’ve tried

[low thunder]

and DM @nocturne plank

[nocturne plank]

:exclamation:To contact the Moderators, please send me a Direct Message. Mentioning me does not alert moderators:exclamation:

[tight linden]

Have you tried threatening to burn down their Wi-Fi router?

[quiet thunder]

Got it

[restive plank]

I wonder how famous Michael Jackson would be today

[low thunder]

cant even imagine

[restive plank]

world famous

[sudden blaze]

Watching breaking bad for the first time mates

[tight linden]

I wonder the exact same thing about Kurt Cobain

[restive plank]

he was already world famous tbh

but he'd just be more famous

[quiet thunder]

Great show

[restive plank]

He'd definitely be a billionaire or smth

[tight linden]

Money is the root of all evil

[restive plank]

or maybe he already was one

[quiet thunder]

Already was

[restive plank]

yeah

Especially with the fact that he’s been doing it since 5

[quiet thunder]

Not by choice

[restive plank]

not by choice, but still famous and rich

[tight linden]

Being rich and famous fucking sucks you can’t go grab a burger

[low thunder]

easily a billionaire

[restive plank]

uber

[quiet thunder]

Ye but is being beaten and told to do something worth fame and fortune

[low thunder]

being silently rich is W

[sudden blaze]

So iv heard. It I want watch the show for my own opinion

[restive plank]

Not at all, but it’s what led him to that point imo

like what if he simply never sang

[tight linden]

I make enough money to live comfortably and to buy a burgers and or steaks

[restive plank]

and never performed

There wouldn’t be a Jackson 5, no quincy, nothing

It was the lead to his fame and death

[low thunder]

good for you buddy

[quiet thunder]

Make sure to watch the movie after

[tight linden]

https://tenor.com/view/steak-gif-24533842

[restive plank]

his dad got him killed with that Pepsi ad BS

[sudden blaze]

What movie?

[low thunder]

dont make me want a steak now, im at work rn 🥺

[quiet thunder]

El Camino* my bad folk

[restive plank]

I wonder why the mother didn't step in

[tight linden]

https://tenor.com/view/rare-rare-steak-steak-cutting-steak-gif-11709098

[restive plank]

I never knew much about his mom

[low thunder]

is this medium rare btw

[sudden blaze]

Shit man beat steak iv ever seen

[sudden blaze]

I think so

[tight linden]

Steaks must be medium rare like a good Lord intended

[low thunder]

yuppp

[sudden blaze]

When I was younger I was afraid to eat medium rare but my mom made it once and I realized how much more flavor it had over well done

[tight linden]

I eat everything except tomato fuck them tomatoes

[sudden blaze]

I could be a smart ass and say ketchup rn

[tight linden]

Then I will send 79 drop bears to your house

[pine sandal]

https://tenor.com/view/star-wars-day-gif-2678948547961945401

it's starwars days

[sudden blaze]

79 non existent evil kolas

[quiet thunder]

Just when I thought I had made it the whole day without seeing this

[tight linden]

https://tenor.com/view/koalahashklub-koala-gif-25290042

Don’t koalas have chlamydia or some shit

[sudden blaze]

They eat poison every day

[pine sandal]

koalas aren't really bears

[sudden blaze]

Who would have thought

[tight linden]

I should know that I live in the fucking country

[quiet thunder]

Issa marsupial

[sudden blaze]

I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate" what that makes them "Absolutely nothing!"

[tight linden]

https://tenor.com/view/bone-bones-beat-up-beat-you-beat-you-up-gif-11727704678815935184

[icy compass]

I just started to replay star field

I do love the games atmosphere

[pine sandal]

happy starwars day may the 4th be with you

[quiet thunder]

It’s such a good game but takes forever to get to true end game😢

[icy compass]

The game has a lot going but a lot of downsides

The lack of a radio / ship radio is a major reason

You can’t have ambient music playing while flying space

[quiet thunder]

I just use Spotify when I play but to get the best space suit and to max powers you gotta beat the game 10 times

[tight linden]

Hi smoll homan

[icy compass]

Oh hii

[icy compass]

I love the marine armor

The red and black

[tight linden]

Hi

[molten wedge]

[quiet thunder]

Starborn armor makes you op

[icy compass]

The anti xeno

I love the look

I’m biased as I love clone armor and asymmetrical armor design

[quiet thunder]

Lookin like a space ghost

[icy compass]

I love the UC war dog suit

Idk I like the looks of it

[quiet thunder]

Ye I’m just not a fan of super bulky armor but I can see it

[icy compass]

This one is so bad ass

It looks so appropriate In the starfield lore

[quiet thunder]

Looks like a bug

[icy compass]

I like the armored helmet

[icy compass]

Es cat

[tight linden]

He is unfazed by the entire situation

[quiet thunder]

https://tenor.com/view/firefly-arkham-boss-gif-26880484

Reminds me of this guy

[icy compass]

Funny if Bethesda made a white UC marine set and played off the stormtrooper name

Or clone

[quiet thunder]

Then they’d have to pay Disney

[icy compass]

Legally different stormtrooper

Starfield needs a lot of cool stuff

I got the aa15

[tight linden]

Disney+ is the worst fucking streaming service

[icy compass]

Disney has soa ay

So It’s cool to me

[tight linden]

You know they have me blocked on Instagram

[icy compass]

Sons of anarchy is a good show

[tight linden]

I have a sons of anarchy tattoo

[icy compass]

You regret it?

I know mfs regret tattoos sometimes

I’m too scared of needles to get one

[tight linden]

Fuck no, I’m covered in 18 tattoos

I mean, there is that one teacher at my girlfriend’s sister school who despises my tattoos

[icy compass]

Bruh im scared of needles i cant

I get anxiety filled when I see a sharp needle

[tight linden]

🙁

[icy compass]

Only tattoo I want is a cowboy skeleton on a horse

[tight linden]

I started getting tattoos the day it was fucking legal

[icy compass]

I can’t have as many tattoos due to stigma back at home

I won’t be able to visit the onsen

Or pool

[tight linden]

I remember a bathhouse in Japan this old lady yelled at me for an hour

[icy compass]

Tattoos typically mean organized crime back in Japan, (mostly!)

The laws around tattoos is getting more loose

But buisness can kick you out for it

[tight linden]

I just watched my cat forget how to cat

[icy compass]

Orange cats usually

[tight linden]

He was licking the top of the water dispenser

[molten wedge]

Wasn't that ghost rider

[long heath]

get my face tattooed

[icy compass]

Easy way to get unemployment

[icy compass]

Nope he rides a motorcycle

[long heath]

im saying tattoo my face on you

[icy compass]

Naur

[quiet thunder]

In the movie the og ghost rider rode a horse

[long heath]

why

[icy compass]

I can’t go to onsens with tattoos

[quiet thunder]

I honestly forgot how bad cgi was back then

[steady basin]

no thats real

[quiet thunder]

real asf

[tight linden]

real asf

[grand spoke]

real asf

[hard wing]

@stark steppe on second thought i dont mind lil baby

[wintry fulcrum]

hi

[vague helm]

hello

[wintry fulcrum]

how’s it going

[tight linden]

I met an ultra mega Karen today

[left elk]

why not a floor

or a ceiling

why a wall

[tight linden]

Eat the floor

[quiet thunder]

https://tenor.com/view/dead-chat-discord-gif-6912537559157918304

[tight linden]

I had to sacrifice chat to the AI gods

[glossy hollow]

gm goofy babies

[stark steppe]

Gm goofy babes

[tall solar]

I’m goofy?

[tall solar]

Hi tea tea monkey

[glossy hollow]

Hallo goofy

[molten wedge]

The other guy i meant

[warm oracle]

Hi lol

[molten wedge]

Lol hi

[warm oracle]

Hi lol

[tall solar]

Gus fring?

[warm oracle]

Yeah

[tight linden]

Yeah

[analog otter]

Yeah

[icy compass]

I don’t follow lore who is that

[tall solar]

Hi suki

[icy compass]

Oh hiii

[tight linden]

Oh hiii

[tight linden]

Your still smoll

[icy compass]

Ik

[molten wedge]

[tight linden]

😛

[icy compass]

[icy compass]

Aylmao

[tight linden]

I need steaks tonight

[icy compass]

I need ramen

[tight linden]

https://tenor.com/view/steak-meat-food-gif-14413438542694172134

[icy compass]

I like pulled pork

[fluid cliff]

pork

[tight linden]

https://tenor.com/view/boredom-bored-patiently-waiting-patience-waiting-gif-12279390006426037244

[icy compass]

Good stuff

[icy compass]

Me like any good food

[warped hazel]

Morninh

[merry perch]

Goodnight

[warm oracle]

Hey

[icy compass]

Ayo

[tall solar]

Aurora

[warped hazel]

Sup

[stark steppe]

@hard wing

Have you seen

Drake his house

[tall solar]

Wyd

[tall solar]

Yes

[warped hazel]

Classes

[tall solar]

When work

Bill don’t pay themselves

[tight linden]

Autopay does

[warped hazel]

Mine do

I have parents, and they support me.

[brittle drift]

Hi

[tight linden]

https://tenor.com/view/scary-job-application-kaiwashere-gif-1229406297668886656

[icy compass]

Damn

You pulled the employment card

[tight linden]

Yup

Best part of having a job is the money

[solemn sphinx]

waddup char

its a good tuesday

[tall widget]

it is indeed

[tight linden]

I need redbull

[stark steppe]

@tall widget

[tall widget]

blahblahblah

[tight linden]

@tall widget

[stark steppe]

You should work at behaviour

[tight linden]

As soon I’m going off the train I’m getting redbull

https://tenor.com/view/prost-red-bull-gif-22213461

[sweet quest]

https://tenor.com/view/monster-on-beach-white-monster-white-monster-ultra-energy-drink-beach-beach-water-gif-5366754054609105058

be better

[tight linden]

I will beat u up with redbull

[sweet quest]

All you get is wings

i can unleash the beast

you would get yamchad

[tight linden]

Redbull is number 1

[sweet quest]

On the "worse than monster" list yes

[tight linden]

I’m sending some more koalas

[sweet quest]

Redbull is like the apple of energy drinks

its not good, but people drink it cuz of the brand

[spark briar]

Happy cinco de mayo

[long harness]

no way

[icy compass]

Monster is the like the nuetral of all energy drinks

It’s what an energy drink should be

[sweet quest]

Monster is the peak

[icy compass]

Nothing beats a monster energy zero suger on a beach date

[sweet quest]

exactly

any flavor really

[icy compass]

Do all energy drinks have that yellow piss color?

I know Red Bull does

[sweet quest]

all base flavors yeah pretty sure

[icy compass]

It isn’t appalling to drink out of a glass

What I do with surgery energy drinks is pour rocks of ice

[tight linden]

😩

[sweet quest]

weak

[icy compass]

Red Bull is known for its flavors not taste

No one I know likes the taste of redbull

[sweet quest]

zero sugar is evne worse than normal redbull

[icy compass]

Monster zero suger tastes like heaven

[sweet quest]

yes

[icy compass]

Is zero suger Red Bull still yellow colored too?

[kind creek]

eww, the worst one

[kind creek]

holy motherload...

[sweet quest]

Fort knox aint nothing compared to my fridge

[icy compass]

Me need this for work…

[tight linden]

It taste the same

[sweet quest]

yeah no it doesnt

[charred cosmos]

How I join

[kind creek]

Somehow i doubt that

[sweet quest]

press join

[kind creek]

i tried the sugarfree redbull, its definitely different

[tight linden]

Jesus fucking remember I’m Australian we have different style Red Bull taste like the same

[charred cosmos]

I aint see any join button

[icy compass]

What, Australians have different Red Bull?

What’s the difference

[kind creek]

I can't possibly know whether aussie redbull is the same or different

just speaking for myself

[sweet quest]

they dont, its all made in the US and Austria

[kind creek]

at least in EU the taste difference is noticeable

[charred cosmos]

@sweet quest where is the join button i dont see it

[sweet quest]

its next to the leave button

[long harness]

damn

[charred cosmos]

Still don't see it😭

[sweet quest]

Really? its right over there

[tight linden]

Skill issues

[charred cosmos]

@tight linden yeah I understand

[sweet quest]

NGL it would be helpful if we knew what you are trying to join

[charred cosmos]

The sever

[sweet quest]

what server

You are actively typing in the server

[charred cosmos]

Is there no gta sever to this?

[sweet quest]

no?

this is a non gta channel

[charred cosmos]

Dame im dum bruh

[icy compass]

I like ghost energy if they have it in gas stations

[kind coral]

no you're in the wrong server

you gotta go to thugcentral

[charred cosmos]

I dont wanna learn abt russia

Or ukraine

[tight linden]

According to TikTok, my video contains AI I never knew being Australian and talking about Top Gun was AI.

[long harness]

the goat

[sweet quest]

@tight linden honestly if you switched to monster you would probably only be miserable fighter, no longer extremely miserable

[tight linden]

Actually, I’m Ultra miserable today

It’s my birthday and I can’t even have fucking KFC I have to settle up a grilled chicken breast with avocado

[sweet quest]

Ultra as in Monster Ultra

[tight linden]

If I don’t make cruiser weight, I’m going to eat this tree in front of me

This tree

[sly moth]

what sound does a horse make

quack quack

[sweet quest]

pretty much

[sly moth]

what sound does a chicken make

meow meow

what sound does an elephant make

woof woof

am I right? 😎

[sweet quest]

what sound does a @sly moth make?

#memes-and-shitposting

[azure spoke]

tuff

[sterile raft]

@sly moth s do make much noise when muted

[sly moth]

waittttttt pls dont

:(

I stop

a centi makes a neigh sound

[sterile raft]

Please use #memes-and-shitposting

[sly moth]

I TRIED

I hav to do the mod mail thingy

[sweet quest]

then do that

[sly moth]

what if I dont

u gonna throw a walnut at me?

[sweet quest]

then you cant shitpost

[sly moth]

aw

I got attacked by a squirrel once btw

cuz I threw rocks at it

[sweet quest]

go do the modmail thingy

[tight linden]

go do the modmail thingy

[timber plover]

go do the modmail thingy

[sly moth]

idk how to do this shit

I got this!

believe in me

I'm trying right now but it's very uhm

I don't get it

what will happen if I ask for human assistance?

wait

[sweet quest]

You will get human assistance

[tight linden]

You will get human assistance

[analog otter]

You will get human assistance

[timber plover]

You will get human assistance

[sly moth]

guys pls I get it :(

this is difficult

[kind coral]

You will get human assistance

[floral aspen]

no it is not you’re just being mildly incompetent

the instructions are right in front of your face

[sly moth]

I DID ITTTT

I think a mod just helped me

I was lowk not gonna figure it out

😅

I think I did it on my own

it jus randomly gave me permission

[long harness]

yw

[sly moth]

thank you!!

was it u that helped me?

[unborn quest]

No

[sly moth]

it was you?

[sterile raft]

Good job perri

[unborn quest]

No

[sterile raft]

What a champ perry helping people even though hes not a mod

[sly moth]

ohh wait

when I text the mod mail thing

it opens a thread for all mods to see

[sterile raft]

The enter key is not a period

[long harness]

the gears are turning

[sly moth]

so u guys saw my incompetence

[sterile raft]

I'll turn your gears perry

[sly moth]

Im sorry :(

[sly moth]

does it?

[unborn quest]

I don't even have SP role yet

[unborn quest]

Yes

[sly moth]

aw man

I feel embarrassed

[floral aspen]

[unborn quest]

I mean, probably like 2 mods saw it

Idk

I just woke up

From my dads car

[floral aspen]

it’s that loud?😭

[sterile raft]

We all could see it

But like....idk who handled it

[floral aspen]

are you a deep sleeper or an idk what it’s called sleeper

[unborn quest]

Well I'm by my window, it is open and yes when he is goofing around in it

No

[floral aspen]

oh

[long harness]

we all saw it but its all good i will be judging very very silently

[sly moth]

:(

[sterile raft]

I feel your judgmental stare

[sly moth]

[icy compass]

Oh hi chatto

[floral aspen]

hi suki

how are we

[sly moth]

helo

[unborn quest]

That's my greeting

Too famous smh

[icy compass]

Oh hoiiii

Good

[floral aspen]

that’s been a thing since like 2023 at least

[icy compass]

Yahello is my greeting

[sly moth]

wha

[unborn quest]

No i created it

If you say anything else

You're wrong

[ashen girder]

hihi

[floral aspen]

no you did not

[unborn quest]

Helo

[sly moth]

helo

[ashen girder]

[sly moth]

HEY I SAY THAT!

[unborn quest]

You have 67 in ur name

Opinions irrelevant

[floral aspen]

i don’t claim it

[unborn quest]

[paper finch]

Ok anything

[floral aspen]

no nothing

[sly moth]

guys I got chocolate

hazelnut chocolate

its frozen tho

[sly moth]

hru hru

[unborn quest]

Put it in your oven

[sly moth]

do you guys have chocolate

I put it in my mouth then chew it

[unborn quest]

Idk

[sly moth]

the oven doesn't deserve chocolate

[paper finch]

No

I don’t

[sly moth]

explain

why don't you have cholcate in the first place

[paper finch]

It’s a poison

[sly moth]

cocoa is a poison?

well

ig u can say the chocolate itself is a poison cuz anything American is kinda poison

[tardy thorn]

Oxygen is a poison if you have too much

[sly moth]

everything is a poison

[white sail]

anything, really

[paper finch]

Everything is awesome

[sly moth]

my brain is a poison to itself

[sly moth]

joking

[tardy thorn]

I have never related the sourcing or production of chocolate to America

[paper finch]

Everything is cool when you’re part of a team

[warped hazel]

This doesnt work on me i have worked before

I ve had like 3 jobs

Im cracked at it

[sly moth]

eye contact makes me uncomfortable

[amber hearth]

yo chat

[icy compass]

Ay

[amber hearth]

hi

[sly moth]

wait

something jus got deleted why

wtf

[long harness]

it offended me so i had to delete it

[sly moth]

u have mod?

[amber hearth]

wsp

[icy compass]

Anyways chat ima try to sleep

Night!

[sly moth]

gn

[amber hearth]

goodnight

[paper finch]

Gn

[icy compass]

Ty

[floral aspen]

everything is awesome

[amber hearth]

fr

[warped hazel]

Hes the owner

[amber hearth]

dayum

[sly moth]

dont mistake my stupidity for naivety

[warped hazel]

Im more

[sly moth]

wha

[warped hazel]

Im more

Idk read again or something

[sly moth]

im more

what does that mean

is that a saying

like sentence

or

wtv it means

what does that mean

ur hurting my brain

vro

wut

[spring tangle]

Community

[white sail]

yes.

[spring tangle]

Greetings and salutations

[white sail]

hello there

[tall widget]

hello duck :3

[paper finch]

Bye

[analog otter]

Hi
Bye

[dim sparrow]

salutations and greetings mr duck

[floral aspen]

you’re both

[prime merlin]

Acquired taste ig

[rotund vine]

Im almost done with my new pfppp yayyy

[floral aspen]

you draw them?

[rotund vine]

Yes

Well not the one currently

But i usually do

[floral aspen]

that’s so cool

[rotund vine]

Like rn I’ve been suffering for around 5 hours drawing my complicated ass sona again because someone (@rotund vine) likes wings abd on top of that she has 9 whole tails

[quiet thunder]

Pew pew

[prime merlin]

Bye bye and salutations

😂

[paper finch]

You think you’re funny huh

[prime merlin]

🤷

[stark steppe]

Gui

[paper finch]

Don’t be cruel to the duckhead

[quiet thunder]

Someone gotta laugh at his jokes might as well only be him

[rotund vine]

Idk if I can post this here

[paper finch]

Ur funni

[quiet thunder]

Not really I’m just here to make my self laugh

[paper finch]

Raptor approves i’m pretty sure

[quiet thunder]

MAKKI

[floral aspen]

hi hi

[amber hearth]

hey

[paper finch]

Bye

[quiet thunder]

Wyd

[floral aspen]

idk man

hbu

[rotund vine]

Okkkk

[amber hearth]

hey

[quiet thunder]

Woke my self up coughing 😢

[floral aspen]

haha

[spring tangle]

My mate has gone on holiday, asked if I can take a package to the post office as it needs to be sent today, sure I said.

The package

[paper finch]

Looking.. looking

[quiet thunder]

Tf is that a bag of lays and tape

[spring tangle]

It’s a watch being sent to eBay

[quiet thunder]

Ahh

[spring tangle]

But the shit looks like a kilo of something

[tight linden]

My legs are cooked

[white sail]

yeah kinda looks illegal tbh xdd

[quiet thunder]

https://tenor.com/view/lays-chips-potato-chips-chips-food-junk-food-gif-17736103

[spring tangle]

I thought I was gonna have the police rung on me when I stuck it in my boot lol

[quiet thunder]

Looks like this covered in tape

[spring tangle]

Nah it’s a carrier bag from a supermarket

[quiet thunder]

Ohh make sense

[spring tangle]

It looked Sus asf

[quiet thunder]

Bro was scared the cops were gonna bust him

[spring tangle]

Never knew that now if you sell a high value item on eBay you have to send to them first then they send it to the buyer

[tight linden]

Never knew that now if you sell a high value item on eBay you have to send to them first then they send it to the buyer

[quiet thunder]

Pretty sure it’s an anti scam thing

[dim sparrow]

Hmmm sure it’s a watch

[spring tangle]

Bruh don’t even

The guy at the post office looked at me like wtf is this

[spring tangle]

Yeah makes sense, never used to be like that back in the day

[quiet thunder]

Sir are you sure this is a watch

[sterile raft]

And then people fucking ruined it

[quiet thunder]

Nah but people used to get scammed like a mfer on eBay ngl that’s how I got some fake pokemon games back in the day

[tight linden]

I have a stupid question. Can I continue to copy people? Like how far can I push it?

[sterile raft]

At some point it becomes shit posting

[spring tangle]

That point is now

[quiet thunder]

Ye I’ve had bro blocked for days now cause it’s annoying

[stark steppe]

I never shitpost

[sterile raft]

Moderation is discretionary, so even if I sit here and say "I don't see an issue" someone else can say hey do and its gone on too long and thats the end of you

[spring tangle]

True you diarrhoea post instead

[stark steppe]

[tight linden]

Ok i’ll only do it every couple of months thanks boss

[stark steppe]

Is that rule 13?

[spring tangle]

“The end of you”

[sterile raft]

Yeah happened more than once someone went poof

Regulars arent immortal

Nor are staff

[stark steppe]

You're rich right

[spring tangle]

Sounded like you weee gonna send a hitman round

[stark steppe]

Because u staff

[sweet quest]

https://tenor.com/view/already-dead-gif-20369700

[quiet thunder]

Idk I be wondering sometimes 💀

[sweet quest]

Except me

[sterile raft]

If being funny was money

Id still be fucking broke

[spring tangle]

Well Tryka got the boot

[stark steppe]

Wdym you make me laugh

[sweet quest]

i have survived everything

[sterile raft]

We've been here so long

[spring tangle]

So you’re a cockroach

[sweet quest]

We've been here too long

[quiet thunder]

I thought he left himself ngl bro hated me with a passion

[stark steppe]

Have you survived the ras patat

[sweet quest]

more like doomsday

[stark steppe]

Ive never had ras patat tbh

[dusky grove]

https://tenor.com/view/one-less-loose-end-mw2-gif-24942919

[sweet quest]

Ofcourse

[stark steppe]

@dusky grove OMG HIIII

[dusky grove]

omg its mr mabow friend

[sly moth]

is that food

[sweet quest]

It brought a short moment of joy in this deep endless abyss of darkness that is life

[stark steppe]

Me and my aunt are going to doomsday avengers wanna join

[sly moth]

what's ras patat

[stark steppe]

Oh is it that good😭

[stark steppe]

Yes

[dusky grove]

Thats a few months from now

[sly moth]

sounds middle east

[stark steppe]

Yeah but we already planning

[sweet quest]

Basically fries made from mashed potato

[paper finch]

It got delayed to tomorrow

[sly moth]

fries made from mashed potato...

[dusky grove]

I come

[sly moth]

isn't that just fries?

[sweet quest]

Im gonna go watch Dune 3 and then doomsday right after

[sly moth]

or

[dusky grove]

You need to address the elephant in this room

[sweet quest]

fries are just deep fried potato slices

[stark steppe]

I hope i can get tickets to doomsday tho

[tight linden]

Oh thank fuck I get the gym off tomorrow. I did legs a dog that hasn’t had a walk today could beat me

[sly moth]

what's the difference between ras patat and mashed potatoes

and fries

[paper finch]

Nah it sounds dutch

[paper finch]

Oh?

[dusky grove]

fries is cut potato
ras patat is deep fried mash potato strands

[tardy thorn]

He told you already

[sweet quest]

This is raspatat

[paper finch]

Eet smakelijk

[sweet quest]

that was yesterday but ty

[paper finch]

Eet smakelijk everyday

[sly moth]

THOSE ARE FRIES

U SAID IT WAS FRIES

[sweet quest]

Yes

Its raspatat

Fries made from mashed potato instead of sliced potato

[sly moth]

is that another word for fries

OHHH

I get it nowww

[sweet quest]

Yes

patat is fries in dutch

[sly moth]

that sounds goood

what's the ras

mean

[quiet thunder]

Interesting does it taste any different

[sweet quest]

slightly

[sly moth]

they look so clean compared to sliced potato

[sweet quest]

but the outside is super crispy and the inside is super fluffy

its more of a texture difference rather than taste

[quiet thunder]

https://tenor.com/view/shut-up-and-take-my-money-money-futurama-gif-6882124657810317443

I wanna try

[sweet quest]

slight correction

its actually potatopowder

[stark steppe]

Do u need the oorlog sauce

[quiet thunder]

Potato dust

[sweet quest]

its the initials of the inventor iirc

[quiet thunder]

Bro fried some mash potatoes and was like ima name it after me

[stark steppe]

@vapid nacelle when deep rock

Im ofc gonna carry you

[tight linden]

I’m getting a kebab

[stark steppe]

OMG GET ME SOME

[sly moth]

elaborate?

[sweet quest]

whats there to elaborate on

[quiet thunder]

💀

[stark steppe]

His entire past

[quiet thunder]

They want a full essay

[sweet quest]

okay well

In the beginning, long before plants or animals, the young Earth churned with restless oceans and a sky thick with volcanic gases, where simple chemicals drifted and collided in endless combinations. From this chaos, some molecules began to link together into more complex forms, until one remarkable kind found a way to copy itself, leaving faint echoes of its existence behind. Those fragile copies competed and changed over time, and through countless generations, they slowly gave rise to the first tiny living cells.

[quiet thunder]

Can we fast forward to dropped mashed potatoes into deep frier

[sweet quest]

ah yes

[stark steppe]

Can i quote you on this

[sweet quest]

And thats how Raspatat is made!

[quiet thunder]

💀

[sly moth]

are you American skipper

[sweet quest]

no

[steep creek]

I'm new here . Are mine welcomed

[quiet thunder]

Question

[spring tangle]

Hi new here

What sort of mines?

Land, sea?

[stark steppe]

Comedy

[tight linden]

I’m pretty sure I just sent the record of eating the kebab fast

[stark steppe]

Does the street light know of this

[sterile raft]

I have asked the plants, but they do not remember. The plants have asked the rocks, but the rocks do not recall. Even the rocks do not recall.

[sterile raft]

Answer

[stark steppe]

Have you played ark

[sterile raft]

No

[quiet thunder]

Are mma clips cool to post in #memes-and-shitposting

[sweet quest]

https://tenor.com/view/ball-knower-meme-bro-knows-ball-ball-gif-17027802866392353851

[sterile raft]

Uh
..probably?

[prime wave]

Modding 👍

[sweet quest]

Holy shit i did not expect a jak and daxter refference today

[quiet thunder]

It’s not like gore but bros head gets bounced off the floor quiet a few times don’t wanna get ban 💀

[tight linden]

He will soon

[sterile raft]

I am so old

[sweet quest]

Goated series

[stark steppe]

Crazy that you guys was enemies

And now besties

[sweet quest]

I still want Jak 4

[sterile raft]

I...liked the shitty psp game

[sweet quest]

No you did not

[quiet thunder]

Who remembers the Daxter psp games

[sweet quest]

we dont speak of that

[tight linden]

If I had to eat grilled chicken one more time I was going to bite my hand off

[sweet quest]

i beat the lost frontier 45x on psp

[prime merlin]

Nah u a 🦖

[sweet quest]

we do not mention that

[sterile raft]

I wouldnt call it art or anything. But I thought the airplane customisation was a lot of fun.

I wish there was an actual game like that without the jak and daxter name foisted upon it

[sweet quest]

i remember getting stuck on the one mission where you had to take out the 3 big missle launchers on the island

hated that shit

But yeah the vehicle customisation was fun, i had such a broken plane

[quiet thunder]

This shit had some annoying levels

[tight linden]

I have been eating like a monk for6 weeks if I have to eat chicken one more time

[prime merlin]

I forget what type of game was it

Actually forget that I go watch some gameplay and find out myself

[quiet thunder]

It was 3rd person

Other than that I don’t remember much other than the flying bike level was cancer

[tight linden]

https://tenor.com/view/spinning-monkey-gif-21881306

[quiet thunder]

DMs

[tight linden]

Yes daddy

You didn’t send me anything

[quiet thunder]

Definitely did 💀 just not the same pfp

It’s a hand

[tight linden]

Son if you are doing something with your hand I’m blocking u

[quiet thunder]

No no

[tall solar]

I’m I ?

[strong sphinx]

lmao

[proud plover]

lmao

[stark steppe]

Idk anymore

[stark steppe]

MEL

[proud plover]

TITI

[dim sparrow]

my goat

[proud plover]

ja to the MAAAEEEÉ

its been so long how are you twin

[dim sparrow]

it really has been a minute

I’m surviving

how are you :)

[dusky grove]

heyy how you bro

[dusky grove]

hii

[tight linden]

Hi smoll hooman

I autistic really want to watch every NCIS episode ever made

[quiet thunder]

They start to fall off once they switch up the cast ngl my mother watched it religiously

[tight linden]

I have every single NCIS on DVD because I’m him

[dim sparrow]

hey goat

I’m at work

I wanna die

[dusky grove]

im sleep deprived

looool

[forest shuttle]

No dying, you work you pay rent

[dusky grove]

he doesn't need to

[tall solar]

Meluuuuu

[tight linden]

Well, I got tomorrow off

[tall solar]

Same

[tight linden]

Dying is overrated eat doughnuts

[tall widget]

🤤🤤

i want a donut

[dim sparrow]

Got to sleeeep

[dim sparrow]

I’ll set up direct debit for rent so even when I die no late payments

[forest shuttle]

No I only accept cash.

[dim sparrow]

tax evader

okay cash payments can be sorted out too

[quiet thunder]

Im calling the irs

[forest shuttle]

They can never find me

[quiet thunder]

https://tenor.com/view/laptop-hacking-hacker-cat-gif-5423768830271062600

I will

[prime merlin]

Cat hacking max speed

[tight linden]

Cars are great

[prime merlin]

They are

[warped hazel]

Chat is kinda funky today

[robust oracle]

It is

I just woke up

[quiet thunder]

No you

[warped hazel]

Im alleyways funky

A friend of mine got a cat and he doesnt stop sending me cat videos

[quiet thunder]

He’d definitely fit in here

[stark steppe]

@warped hazel tell lumbago to return

[flint sparrow]

he's locking in

[stark steppe]

Lets help him

[unborn quest]

[quiet kindle]

donuts mid

[mint crag]

damn bruh i js woke up at 3pm

[quiet thunder]

How you feeling man

[mint crag]

idk

[quiet thunder]

Trust I get it dog shit is not easy

@sterile raft what’s the chances we were talking about jak and Dexter and this pops up on my feed

[sweet quest]

Its not gonna happen sadly

God i wish ratchet and clank was never a thing

We would have gotten more jak games

[warped hazel]

No hes very racist

[robust oracle]

Are the cat videos all of white fur cats by any chance

[warped hazel]

What

Nk the cat is orange

[robust oracle]

Ahh

[warped hazel]

Accident

[grand spoke]

Wsg chat

Dead chat

[warped hazel]

My fault cuh

[restive plank]

I ate like an absolute rat today

I had two whole pizzas for breakfast

[upper turtle]

rat maxxing

[warped hazel]

Rat huh

[restive plank]

Chips for lunch, and subway for dinner..

now I think I want rice or grilled chicken rn

[warped hazel]

In my country we call something else

[paper finch]

Cake

[restive plank]

What’s it called

[warped hazel]

Fat

[restive plank]

Oh 🥀

[proud plover]

hi squatter man

[proud plover]

DARKIEE

[proud plover]

you seem so down i hope youre okay

[paper finch]

What is that profile pic

[proud plover]

SO CUTE ISNT IT

[restive plank]

My cat sleeping

[proud plover]

OMG so cute

[dim sparrow]

I was soooo ill last week

but the drugs worked

[upper turtle]

like DARE says: do drugs

[paper finch]

Oh yea?

[upper turtle]

prepackaged and ready to ship

[violet void]

meow

[quiet thunder]

I probably shouldn’t have laughed at this like I did

[copper epoch]

I hate sleep so much

[warped hazel]

Car

[restive plank]

Her white fur blends in with the blanket

[nimble jay]

How I message you guys

[sweet quest]

damn

[quiet thunder]

IS THAT FUCKING VINE CLICK IT CLICK IT NOW

[sweet quest]

might aswell send a carrier pigeon

[robust oracle]

Anyone here with experience with the foldable phones? Google, Samsung, Xiaomi etc

[sweet quest]

Yes

[robust oracle]

What you know? What have you used

[sweet quest]

I have a Z fold 5

what do you want to know

[copper epoch]

blah
You kids are too modern

[limber coral]

What field trips did your high school or middle school take you to? Just curious to see how privileged you guys were

[robust oracle]

I know that's the model to start from for Samsung. Of the 3, Google seems to be the weakest option. And Xiaomi is only available in mainland china but can be unlocked and brought outside

[sweet quest]

My opinion

dont get one at all

[robust oracle]

How come

[sweet quest]

Unless you plan to use it for doing work on the go, its not worth it

its a niche feature but thats about it

[copper epoch]

Be a real man and use these tech

[sweet quest]

its really not worth the price tag

Like

yeah you can use 2 apps at the same time and watch videos on a (very slightly) bigger screen (since aspect ratio)

other than that, its like €1000 more expensive

Has a smaller battery

is more fragile

[quiet thunder]

I’ll use this if I want a murder weapon

[sweet quest]

good cases are harder to find

[robust oracle]

Hmm I respect your honesty

[sweet quest]

its just not worth it

[robust oracle]

Yeah I would need a case

[sweet quest]

See you would need 2 cases

since you cant put a full case on it, the front case will always easily come off

[dim sparrow]

I support this message

[robust oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/no-disappointed-smh-shake-my-head-oh-brother-gif-6826525774079143920

[quiet thunder]

Based

[sweet quest]

the front case will always be able to slide around which actually caused my screen to have a load of horizontal scratches on it

[robust oracle]

Maybe I'll think about it again in another 5 years

[warped hazel]

Hand reveal

[spring tangle]

[hard wing]

yes

[sweet quest]

Much better choice is to get an S26 ultra

its cheaper, better battery and better tech

[quiet thunder]

Pew pew water gun

[robust oracle]

Tbh I think it's time to retire my Redmi note 11 pro I brought it brand new like 3 years ago but I think it's showing its age I have a budget of like £200 what do you suggest

[sweet quest]

you have a budget of 200 pounds

and you are thinking about a foldable?

[copper epoch]

My friend
Get a Motorola StarTAC
Its so much better than these shitty new phones

[robust oracle]

eBay refurbished

And I have points on there already

[sweet quest]

then get a refurbished s24-25 ultra

[robust oracle]

But now I'm thinking about just buying something

[sweet quest]

idk the prices

[robust oracle]

Not 200

[spring tangle]

https://tenor.com/view/ducks-no-duck-bad-gif-21594904

[robust oracle]

I saw a fold 5 as low as 360 once

[sweet quest]

i mean the z fold 5 was 1900 at its launch

[copper epoch]

https://klipy.com/gifs/gun-43

[sweet quest]

s24 ultra was like 900

[copper epoch]

NO HARMING DUCK

[sweet quest]

well, maybe then get a s24 or s24+

[spring tangle]

I appreciate your concern but I’m not afraid of water

[quiet thunder]

Hey I’ve been doing good lately

[robust oracle]

It's like 450 on ebay

[quiet thunder]

Ducks can swim dumbahh

[copper epoch]

Its not that sir
What if that water was posion
What if that water had your nightmare
what if that water hit your eyes
You can never be too careful

[spring tangle]

https://tenor.com/view/confused-what-huh-gif-13526427

You’ve lost your damn mind

I will put it down to the sirens making you restless

[quiet thunder]

Bro acts like you’re a sick child 😭

[spring tangle]

Well he’s 50% right

I am sick

[paper finch]

Get well soon

Ducknip

[spring tangle]

No I meant sick as in amazing

[quiet thunder]

Lmfao

I seen that meme this morning and was like I could see this being me and ducks on bikes

[tall widget]

thats a lie

[copper epoch]

https://klipy.com/gifs/gun-43

[spring tangle]

I know I was being modest you’re right, I’m fantastic

[copper epoch]

You don't have to worry sir
Gui will no longer be an issue

[quiet thunder]

[sweet quest]

https://tenor.com/view/revive-un-dies-revives-back-to-life-resurrect-gif-21804877

gui be like

[spring tangle]

He will dodge those bullets like he dodges the shower

[quiet thunder]

Wasn’t this a video for the song “I bet you won’t”

[copper epoch]

We didn't just shoot him sir
We nuke where he lived

[sweet quest]

idk

[spring tangle]

I thought Iran didn’t have nukes

Where you hiding them

[copper epoch]

By nuking sir
We just sended over missiles to wherever he lived

and each iranian has their own stache of nuclear weapons and we refuse to give to government

[spring tangle]

Are you calling your farts a “stache of nuclear weapons”

[quiet thunder]

I’m ss this and sending it to trump

[copper epoch]

we have different definition of nuclear weapon sir

[spring tangle]

You need more fibre in your diet mate

[sweet quest]

get

that

off

the screen

[spring tangle]

wtf

You use discord like that

[sweet quest]

https://tenor.com/view/b-creating-space-when-b-creates-space-b-space-b-gif-9604457359483003539

oh no vco is typing

[versed ore]

light mode screenshots are so funny because they show everyone who hasn't opened their windows in the last few days

[quiet thunder]

What in the light mode in this shit

[versed ore]

everyone here should touch grass immediately

and report back with photo proof

[copper epoch]

I think i remember saying i use discord light mode for like 6 years
Also i legit couldnt see vco

[sweet quest]

why would opening a window change the amount of light in my room

[spring tangle]

Also how do you have so many unread notifications in all those servers

[copper epoch]

I live in a desert

[spring tangle]

That would do my head in

[sweet quest]

light goes trough windows even if they are closed

[quiet thunder]

I’m sick can I report back tomorrow

[spring tangle]

Here’s bush

[copper epoch]

There like one notification

[spring tangle]

Yeah not pings just messages

[copper epoch]

oh i just ignore them

[spring tangle]

https://tenor.com/view/balthazar-crazy-family-guy-fou-gif-11775947423386520412

I need my shit clean

[copper epoch]

Me too...
Me too

And its legit just 5 and overwatch that caused me this

[spring tangle]

You should delete overwatch immediately

[copper epoch]

No thanks

What i need to do is beat the other two
and i cant if there noise in the background because its impossible to record

[spring tangle]

You’ve gone down in my estimations

[copper epoch]

Wasnt interested in being in the top

[sweet quest]

ofcourse the overwatch player is a bottom

[tall widget]

i hate being ill

[copper epoch]

@forest shuttle
They

insulting us

[forest shuttle]

2026 and the beef continues

[copper epoch]

she just went offline and came back online
thats all it takes to get her here?

[forest shuttle]

[sweet quest]

please dont tell me yall are an ecouple

[spring tangle]

[copper epoch]

You joking with me right?

Her?!?!

[quiet thunder]

https://tenor.com/view/ayo-sidetalknyc-what-gif-24178816

[forest shuttle]

Interesting assumption

[spring tangle]

That is funny asf

I just burst out laughing

[copper epoch]

Beside i am 18 and she like 26
It wouldnt work

[sweet quest]

i was about to die of cringe

[quiet thunder]

Same

[tall widget]

senior jesus

[sweet quest]

oh shes 26?

[copper epoch]

I am legit too old for this

[copper epoch]

I am assuming

[sweet quest]

@forest shuttle can i get you a wheelchair or anything?

[copper epoch]

I have no idea
She can be like 50 and we wouldnt be any the wiser

[sweet quest]

maybe a glass of prune juice?

[quiet thunder]

🧑‍🦯‍➡️

[forest shuttle]

So you brought me here to let these bozos gang up on me?

[violet void]

is athena a girls name

[quiet thunder]

Ye you gonna let us bully your e girl

[sweet quest]

yeah kick his ass for throwing you into the line of fire

[copper epoch]

No
The intention was that they were shit talking overwatch and you the only know in the server beside me who does

But then it turns into this so respectfully
Accidentaly yes

[spring tangle]

There’s a reason for that

Because it’s 💩

[quiet thunder]

Damn I haven’t laughed this hard in a min

[sweet quest]

ngl thats kinda sad

[copper epoch]

I am more concerned if you find this funny

[quiet thunder]

I been sick asf the last week

[copper epoch]

like you good?

[copper epoch]

Then stop being sick?

[prime merlin]

Fr

[sweet quest]

just not be sick

[copper epoch]

Here a better one
Stop licking everywhere
Clean your hands
And go to the shower

[proud plover]

be unsick

[sweet quest]

1. no
2. Yes
3. no

showering gets rid of the seasoning

[quiet thunder]

Please show me the way to just get unsick😭

[copper epoch]

Too bad
We having bland tonight
Beside he doesnt taste good
What you want is someone like melodeeznuts < 3