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I’ve seen my grandpa eat an entire cow head
On this server
and I was shocked
I’m not trynna get ban
hit back at them
Average grandpa experience
I mean tell them to stop
I’ve tried
and DM @nocturne plank
:exclamation:To contact the Moderators, please send me a Direct Message. Mentioning me does not alert moderators:exclamation:
Have you tried threatening to burn down their Wi-Fi router?
Got it
I wonder how famous Michael Jackson would be today
cant even imagine
world famous
Watching breaking bad for the first time mates
I wonder the exact same thing about Kurt Cobain
Great show
He'd definitely be a billionaire or smth
Money is the root of all evil
or maybe he already was one
Already was
yeah
Especially with the fact that he’s been doing it since 5
Not by choice
not by choice, but still famous and rich
Being rich and famous fucking sucks you can’t go grab a burger
easily a billionaire
uber
Ye but is being beaten and told to do something worth fame and fortune
being silently rich is W
So iv heard. It I want watch the show for my own opinion
Not at all, but it’s what led him to that point imo
like what if he simply never sang
I make enough money to live comfortably and to buy a burgers and or steaks
and never performed
There wouldn’t be a Jackson 5, no quincy, nothing
It was the lead to his fame and death
good for you buddy
Make sure to watch the movie after
his dad got him killed with that Pepsi ad BS
What movie?
dont make me want a steak now, im at work rn 🥺
El Camino* my bad folk
I wonder why the mother didn't step in
I never knew much about his mom
is this medium rare btw
Shit man beat steak iv ever seen
I think so
Steaks must be medium rare like a good Lord intended
yuppp
When I was younger I was afraid to eat medium rare but my mom made it once and I realized how much more flavor it had over well done
I eat everything except tomato fuck them tomatoes
I could be a smart ass and say ketchup rn
Then I will send 79 drop bears to your house
79 non existent evil kolas
Just when I thought I had made it the whole day without seeing this
They eat poison every day
koalas aren't really bears
Who would have thought
I should know that I live in the fucking country
Issa marsupial
I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate" what that makes them "Absolutely nothing!"
happy starwars day may the 4th be with you
It’s such a good game but takes forever to get to true end game😢
The game has a lot going but a lot of downsides
The lack of a radio / ship radio is a major reason
You can’t have ambient music playing while flying space
I just use Spotify when I play but to get the best space suit and to max powers you gotta beat the game 10 times
Hi smoll homan
Oh hii
I love the marine armor
The red and black
Hi

Starborn armor makes you op
The anti xeno
I love the look
I’m biased as I love clone armor and asymmetrical armor design
Ye I’m just not a fan of super bulky armor but I can see it
This one is so bad ass
It looks so appropriate In the starfield lore
Looks like a bug
I like the armored helmet
Es cat
He is unfazed by the entire situation
Funny if Bethesda made a white UC marine set and played off the stormtrooper name
Or clone
Then they’d have to pay Disney
Legally different stormtrooper
Starfield needs a lot of cool stuff
I got the aa15
Disney+ is the worst fucking streaming service
Disney has soa ay
So It’s cool to me
You know they have me blocked on Instagram
Sons of anarchy is a good show
I have a sons of anarchy tattoo
You regret it?
I know mfs regret tattoos sometimes
I’m too scared of needles to get one
Fuck no, I’m covered in 18 tattoos
I mean, there is that one teacher at my girlfriend’s sister school who despises my tattoos
Bruh im scared of needles i cant
I get anxiety filled when I see a sharp needle
🙁
Only tattoo I want is a cowboy skeleton on a horse
I started getting tattoos the day it was fucking legal
I can’t have as many tattoos due to stigma back at home
I won’t be able to visit the onsen
Or pool
I remember a bathhouse in Japan this old lady yelled at me for an hour
Tattoos typically mean organized crime back in Japan, (mostly!)
The laws around tattoos is getting more loose
But buisness can kick you out for it
I just watched my cat forget how to cat
Orange cats usually
He was licking the top of the water dispenser
Wasn't that ghost rider

get my face tattooed
Easy way to get unemployment
Nope he rides a motorcycle
im saying tattoo my face on you
Naur
In the movie the og ghost rider rode a horse
why
I can’t go to onsens with tattoos
I honestly forgot how bad cgi was back then
no thats real
real asf
real asf
real asf
@stark steppe on second thought i dont mind lil baby
hi
hello
how’s it going
I met an ultra mega Karen today
Eat the floor
I had to sacrifice chat to the AI gods
gm goofy babies
I’m goofy?
Hi tea tea monkey
Hallo goofy
The other guy i meant
Hi lol
Lol hi
Hi lol
Gus fring?
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
I don’t follow lore who is that
Hi suki
Oh hiii
Oh hiii
Your still smoll
Ik

😛

Aylmao
I need steaks tonight
I need ramen
I like pulled pork
pork
Good stuff
Me like any good food
Morninh
Goodnight
Hey
Ayo
Aurora
Sup
Wyd
Yes
Classes
Autopay does
Hi
Damn
You pulled the employment card
it is indeed
I need redbull
@tall widget
blahblahblah
@tall widget
You should work at behaviour
I will beat u up with redbull
Redbull is number 1
On the "worse than monster" list yes
I’m sending some more koalas
Redbull is like the apple of energy drinks
its not good, but people drink it cuz of the brand
Happy cinco de mayo 
no way
Monster is the like the nuetral of all energy drinks
It’s what an energy drink should be
Monster is the peak
Nothing beats a monster energy zero suger on a beach date
exactly
any flavor really
Do all energy drinks have that yellow piss color?
I know Red Bull does
all base flavors yeah pretty sure
It isn’t appalling to drink out of a glass
What I do with surgery energy drinks is pour rocks of ice
😩
weak
Red Bull is known for its flavors not taste
No one I know likes the taste of redbull
zero sugar is evne worse than normal redbull
Monster zero suger tastes like heaven
yes
Is zero suger Red Bull still yellow colored too?
eww, the worst one
holy motherload...
Fort knox aint nothing compared to my fridge
Me need this for work…
It taste the same
yeah no it doesnt
How I join
Somehow i doubt that
press join
i tried the sugarfree redbull, its definitely different
Jesus fucking remember I’m Australian we have different style Red Bull taste like the same
I aint see any join button
What, Australians have different Red Bull?
What’s the difference
I can't possibly know whether aussie redbull is the same or different
just speaking for myself
they dont, its all made in the US and Austria
at least in EU the taste difference is noticeable
@sweet quest where is the join button i dont see it
its next to the leave button
damn
Still don't see it😭
Really? its right over there
Skill issues
@tight linden yeah I understand
NGL it would be helpful if we knew what you are trying to join
The sever
Is there no gta sever to this?
Dame im dum bruh
I like ghost energy if they have it in gas stations
According to TikTok, my video contains AI I never knew being Australian and talking about Top Gun was AI.
the goat
@tight linden honestly if you switched to monster you would probably only be miserable fighter, no longer extremely miserable
Actually, I’m Ultra miserable today
It’s my birthday and I can’t even have fucking KFC I have to settle up a grilled chicken breast with avocado
Ultra as in Monster Ultra
If I don’t make cruiser weight, I’m going to eat this tree in front of me
This tree
pretty much
what sound does a chicken make
meow meow
what sound does an elephant make
woof woof
am I right? 😎
tuff
@sly moth s do make much noise when muted

Please use #memes-and-shitposting
then do that
then you cant shitpost
go do the modmail thingy
go do the modmail thingy
go do the modmail thingy
idk how to do this shit
I got this!
believe in me
I'm trying right now but it's very uhm
I don't get it
what will happen if I ask for human assistance?
wait
You will get human assistance
You will get human assistance
You will get human assistance
You will get human assistance
You will get human assistance
no it is not you’re just being mildly incompetent
the instructions are right in front of your face
I DID ITTTT
I think a mod just helped me
I was lowk not gonna figure it out
😅
I think I did it on my own
it jus randomly gave me permission
yw
No
it was you?
Good job perri
No
What a champ perry helping people even though hes not a mod
The enter key is not a period
the gears are turning
so u guys saw my incompetence
I'll turn your gears perry
Im sorry :(
does it?
I don't even have SP role yet 
Yes

it’s that loud?😭
are you a deep sleeper or an idk what it’s called sleeper
oh
we all saw it but its all good i will be judging very very silently
:(
I feel your judgmental stare

Oh hi chatto
helo
that’s been a thing since like 2023 at least
Yahello is my greeting
hihi
no you did not
Helo
helo

HEY I SAY THAT!
i don’t claim it

Ok anything
no nothing
hru hru
Put it in your oven
Idk
the oven doesn't deserve chocolate
It’s a poison
cocoa is a poison?
well
ig u can say the chocolate itself is a poison cuz anything American is kinda poison
Oxygen is a poison if you have too much
everything is a poison
anything, really
Everything is awesome 
my brain is a poison to itself
I have never related the sourcing or production of chocolate to America
Everything is cool when you’re part of a team
This doesnt work on me i have worked before
I ve had like 3 jobs
Im cracked at it
eye contact makes me uncomfortable
yo chat
Ay
hi
it offended me so i had to delete it
u have mod?
wsp
gn
goodnight
Gn
Ty
everything is awesome
fr
Hes the owner
dayum
dont mistake my stupidity for naivety
Im more
wha
im more
what does that mean
is that a saying
like sentence
or
wtv it means
what does that mean
ur hurting my brain
vro
wut
Community
yes.
Greetings and salutations
hello there
hello duck :3
Bye
Hi
Bye
salutations and greetings mr duck
you’re both
Acquired taste ig
Im almost done with my new pfppp yayyy
you draw them?
that’s so cool
Like rn I’ve been suffering for around 5 hours drawing my complicated ass sona again because someone (@rotund vine) likes wings abd on top of that she has 9 whole tails
Pew pew
You think you’re funny huh
🤷
Gui
Don’t be cruel to the duckhead
Someone gotta laugh at his jokes might as well only be him 
Idk if I can post this here
Ur funni
Not really I’m just here to make my self laugh
Raptor approves i’m pretty sure
MAKKI
hi hi
hey
Bye
Wyd
Okkkk
hey
Woke my self up coughing 😢
haha
My mate has gone on holiday, asked if I can take a package to the post office as it needs to be sent today, sure I said.
The package
Looking.. looking
Tf is that a bag of lays and tape
It’s a watch being sent to eBay
Ahh
But the shit looks like a kilo of something
My legs are cooked
yeah kinda looks illegal tbh xdd
I thought I was gonna have the police rung on me when I stuck it in my boot lol
Looks like this covered in tape
Nah it’s a carrier bag from a supermarket
Ohh make sense
It looked Sus asf
Bro was scared the cops were gonna bust him
Never knew that now if you sell a high value item on eBay you have to send to them first then they send it to the buyer
Never knew that now if you sell a high value item on eBay you have to send to them first then they send it to the buyer
Pretty sure it’s an anti scam thing
Hmmm sure it’s a watch
Bruh don’t even
The guy at the post office looked at me like wtf is this
Yeah makes sense, never used to be like that back in the day
Sir are you sure this is a watch
And then people fucking ruined it
Nah but people used to get scammed like a mfer on eBay ngl that’s how I got some fake pokemon games back in the day
I have a stupid question. Can I continue to copy people? Like how far can I push it?
At some point it becomes shit posting
That point is now
Ye I’ve had bro blocked for days now cause it’s annoying
I never shitpost
Moderation is discretionary, so even if I sit here and say "I don't see an issue" someone else can say hey do and its gone on too long and thats the end of you
True you diarrhoea post instead

Ok i’ll only do it every couple of months thanks boss
Is that rule 13?
“The end of you” 
Yeah happened more than once someone went poof
Regulars arent immortal
Nor are staff

You're rich right
Sounded like you weee gonna send a hitman round
Because u staff
Idk I be wondering sometimes 💀
Except me
If being funny was money
Id still be fucking broke
Well Tryka got the boot
Wdym you make me laugh
i have survived everything
We've been here so long
So you’re a cockroach 
We've been here too long
I thought he left himself ngl bro hated me with a passion
Have you survived the ras patat
more like doomsday
Ive never had ras patat tbh
Ofcourse
@dusky grove OMG HIIII
omg its mr mabow friend
is that food
It brought a short moment of joy in this deep endless abyss of darkness that is life
Me and my aunt are going to doomsday avengers wanna join
what's ras patat
Oh is it that good😭
Yes
Thats a few months from now
sounds middle east
Yeah but we already planning
Basically fries made from mashed potato
It got delayed to tomorrow
fries made from mashed potato...
I come
isn't that just fries?
Im gonna go watch Dune 3 and then doomsday right after
or
You need to address the elephant in this room
fries are just deep fried potato slices
I hope i can get tickets to doomsday tho
Oh thank fuck I get the gym off tomorrow. I did legs a dog that hasn’t had a walk today could beat me
Nah it sounds dutch 
Oh? 
fries is cut potato
ras patat is deep fried mash potato strands
He told you already
This is raspatat
Eet smakelijk
that was yesterday but ty
Eet smakelijk everyday
Interesting does it taste any different
slightly
they look so clean compared to sliced potato
but the outside is super crispy and the inside is super fluffy
its more of a texture difference rather than taste
Do u need the oorlog sauce
Potato dust
its the initials of the inventor iirc
Bro fried some mash potatoes and was like ima name it after me
I’m getting a kebab
OMG GET ME SOME
elaborate?
whats there to elaborate on
💀
His entire past
They want a full essay
okay well
In the beginning, long before plants or animals, the young Earth churned with restless oceans and a sky thick with volcanic gases, where simple chemicals drifted and collided in endless combinations. From this chaos, some molecules began to link together into more complex forms, until one remarkable kind found a way to copy itself, leaving faint echoes of its existence behind. Those fragile copies competed and changed over time, and through countless generations, they slowly gave rise to the first tiny living cells.
Can we fast forward to dropped mashed potatoes into deep frier
ah yes
Can i quote you on this
And thats how Raspatat is made!
💀
are you American skipper
no
I'm new here . Are mine welcomed
Question
Hi new here
What sort of mines?
Land, sea?
Comedy
I’m pretty sure I just sent the record of eating the kebab fast
Does the street light know of this
I have asked the plants, but they do not remember. The plants have asked the rocks, but the rocks do not recall. Even the rocks do not recall.
Answer
Have you played ark
No
Are mma clips cool to post in #memes-and-shitposting
Uh
..probably?
Modding 👍
Holy shit i did not expect a jak and daxter refference today
It’s not like gore but bros head gets bounced off the floor quiet a few times don’t wanna get ban 💀
He will soon

I am so old
Goated series
I still want Jak 4
I...liked the shitty psp game
No you did not
Who remembers the Daxter psp games
we dont speak of that
If I had to eat grilled chicken one more time I was going to bite my hand off
i beat the lost frontier 45x on psp
Nah u a 🦖
we do not mention that
I wouldnt call it art or anything. But I thought the airplane customisation was a lot of fun.
I wish there was an actual game like that without the jak and daxter name foisted upon it
i remember getting stuck on the one mission where you had to take out the 3 big missle launchers on the island
hated that shit
But yeah the vehicle customisation was fun, i had such a broken plane
I have been eating like a monk for6 weeks if I have to eat chicken one more time
I forget what type of game was it
Actually forget that I go watch some gameplay and find out myself
It was 3rd person
Other than that I don’t remember much other than the flying bike level was cancer
DMs
Son if you are doing something with your hand I’m blocking u
No no
I’m I ?
lmao
lmao
Idk anymore
my goat
it really has been a minute
I’m surviving
how are you :)
heyy how you bro
hii
Hi smoll hooman
I autistic really want to watch every NCIS episode ever made
They start to fall off once they switch up the cast ngl my mother watched it religiously
I have every single NCIS on DVD because I’m him
No dying, you work you pay rent
he doesn't need to
Well, I got tomorrow off
Same
Dying is overrated eat doughnuts
Got to sleeeep
I’ll set up direct debit for rent so even when I die no late payments
No I only accept cash.
tax evader 
okay cash payments can be sorted out too
Im calling the irs
They can never find me
Cat hacking max speed
Cars are great
They are
Chat is kinda funky today
No you
Im alleyways funky
A friend of mine got a cat and he doesnt stop sending me cat videos
He’d definitely fit in here
@warped hazel tell lumbago to return
he's locking in
Lets help him

donuts mid
damn bruh i js woke up at 3pm
How you feeling man
idk
Trust I get it dog shit is not easy
@sterile raft what’s the chances we were talking about jak and Dexter and this pops up on my feed
Its not gonna happen sadly
God i wish ratchet and clank was never a thing
We would have gotten more jak games
No hes very racist
Are the cat videos all of white fur cats by any chance

What
Nk the cat is orange
Ahh
Accident
My fault cuh
rat maxxing
Rat huh
Chips for lunch, and subway for dinner..
now I think I want rice or grilled chicken rn
In my country we call something else
Cake
What’s it called
Fat
Oh 🥀
hi squatter man
DARKIEE
you seem so down i hope youre okay
What is that profile pic
SO CUTE ISNT IT
My cat sleeping
OMG so cute
I was soooo ill last week
but the drugs worked
like DARE says: do drugs
Oh yea?
prepackaged and ready to ship
meow
I probably shouldn’t have laughed at this like I did
I hate sleep so much
Car
Her white fur blends in with the blanket
How I message you guys
damn
IS THAT FUCKING VINE CLICK IT CLICK IT NOW
might aswell send a carrier pigeon
Anyone here with experience with the foldable phones? Google, Samsung, Xiaomi etc
Yes
What you know? What have you used
blah
You kids are too modern
What field trips did your high school or middle school take you to? Just curious to see how privileged you guys were
I know that's the model to start from for Samsung. Of the 3, Google seems to be the weakest option. And Xiaomi is only available in mainland china but can be unlocked and brought outside
My opinion
dont get one at all
How come
Unless you plan to use it for doing work on the go, its not worth it
its a niche feature but thats about it
Be a real man and use these tech
its really not worth the price tag
Like
yeah you can use 2 apps at the same time and watch videos on a (very slightly) bigger screen (since aspect ratio)
other than that, its like €1000 more expensive
Has a smaller battery
is more fragile
I’ll use this if I want a murder weapon
good cases are harder to find
Hmm I respect your honesty
its just not worth it
Yeah I would need a case
See you would need 2 cases
since you cant put a full case on it, the front case will always easily come off
I support this message
Based
the front case will always be able to slide around which actually caused my screen to have a load of horizontal scratches on it
Maybe I'll think about it again in another 5 years
Hand reveal

yes
Much better choice is to get an S26 ultra
its cheaper, better battery and better tech
Pew pew water gun
Tbh I think it's time to retire my Redmi note 11 pro I brought it brand new like 3 years ago but I think it's showing its age I have a budget of like £200 what do you suggest
My friend
Get a Motorola StarTAC
Its so much better than these shitty new phones
eBay refurbished
And I have points on there already
then get a refurbished s24-25 ultra
But now I'm thinking about just buying something
idk the prices
Not 200
I saw a fold 5 as low as 360 once
i mean the z fold 5 was 1900 at its launch
s24 ultra was like 900
NO HARMING DUCK
well, maybe then get a s24 or s24+
I appreciate your concern but I’m not afraid of water
Hey I’ve been doing good lately
It's like 450 on ebay
Ducks can swim dumbahh
Its not that sir
What if that water was posion
What if that water had your nightmare
what if that water hit your eyes
You can never be too careful
Bro acts like you’re a sick child 😭
No I meant sick as in amazing
Lmfao
I seen that meme this morning and was like I could see this being me and ducks on bikes 
thats a lie
I know I was being modest you’re right, I’m fantastic
You don't have to worry sir
Gui will no longer be an issue

He will dodge those bullets like he dodges the shower
Wasn’t this a video for the song “I bet you won’t”
We didn't just shoot him sir
We nuke where he lived
idk
I thought Iran didn’t have nukes 
Where you hiding them
By nuking sir
We just sended over missiles to wherever he lived
and each iranian has their own stache of nuclear weapons and we refuse to give to government
Are you calling your farts a “stache of nuclear weapons” 
I’m ss this and sending it to trump
we have different definition of nuclear weapon sir
You need more fibre in your diet mate
light mode screenshots are so funny because they show everyone who hasn't opened their windows in the last few days
What in the light mode in this shit
I think i remember saying i use discord light mode for like 6 years
Also i legit couldnt see vco
why would opening a window change the amount of light in my room
Also how do you have so many unread notifications in all those servers
I live in a desert
That would do my head in
light goes trough windows even if they are closed
I’m sick can I report back tomorrow
Here’s bush
There like one notification
Yeah not pings just messages
oh i just ignore them
Me too...
Me too
And its legit just 5 and overwatch that caused me this
You should delete overwatch immediately
No thanks
What i need to do is beat the other two
and i cant if there noise in the background because its impossible to record
You’ve gone down in my estimations
Wasnt interested in being in the top
ofcourse the overwatch player is a bottom
i hate being ill
@forest shuttle
They
insulting us
2026 and the beef continues
she just went offline and came back online
thats all it takes to get her here?

please dont tell me yall are an ecouple

You joking with me right?
Her?!?!
Interesting assumption
Beside i am 18 and she like 26
It wouldnt work
i was about to die of cringe
Same
senior jesus
oh shes 26?
I am legit too old for this
I am assuming
@forest shuttle can i get you a wheelchair or anything?
I have no idea
She can be like 50 and we wouldnt be any the wiser
maybe a glass of prune juice?
🧑🦯➡️
So you brought me here to let these bozos gang up on me?
is athena a girls name
Ye you gonna let us bully your e girl
yeah kick his ass for throwing you into the line of fire
No
The intention was that they were shit talking overwatch and you the only know in the server beside me who does
But then it turns into this so respectfully
Accidentaly yes
Damn I haven’t laughed this hard in a min
ngl thats kinda sad
I am more concerned if you find this funny
I been sick asf the last week
like you good?
Then stop being sick?
Fr
just not be sick
Here a better one
Stop licking everywhere
Clean your hands
And go to the shower
- no
- Yes
- no
showering gets rid of the seasoning
Please show me the way to just get unsick😭
Too bad
We having bland tonight
Beside he doesnt taste good
What you want is someone like melodeeznuts < 3



