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[tacit hull]

😂😂😂😂

[vague helm]

profile

[gentle dirge]

Pretty much

[tight linden]

[warped hazel]

Hi chat

good morning

ready to head to work??

the bills wont pay themselves

[tight linden]

Well technically if you have auto pay, they do

[vague helm]

No I finished work for the week so far

[tight linden]

You’re a fucking idiot Ethan I left my house keys inside and I locked all my doors

[stark steppe]

What if you go into a burnout

[modern pine]

yes they will, it's called auto pay

[tall solar]

They will

[tall solar]

Who cares

[tall solar]

Hi escaped n8

[rigid parrot]

im ready to matlab

[swift thicket]

@vague helm I have a question

[vague helm]

?

[silver osprey]

any indian ?

[swift thicket]

Do you know how to change your character gender

[vague helm]

Its not possible without glitches, also this is the community channels, not GTA like #gta-online

[molten wedge]

Not that I know

[warped hazel]

transmission moment

so many cute babies in chat today

[long harness]

fish thats the wrong word

[warped hazel]

everyone have a nice day

[long harness]

its monday

[stark steppe]

Why so rude

I thought we was friends

[tight linden]

Remember your fingers have recharged u can crack them again

[tall solar]

We r

[thorny patrol]

Sis your european you use this kind of units

[wide tartan]

https://klipy.com/gifs/gitapro3-gitagita-5--k01KQRZHZYGXTQN13FJYK9W0TGC

Its 3:52 AM my country time

and you wont belive what I just made for breakfast

[spring tangle]

Breakfast at that time is wild

[wide tartan]

lol when a man has to eat he eats

[spring tangle]

[wide tartan]

you are gonna laugh

the first thought I said

this shizz look like industrial food

ahahahah with all due respect

[gentle dirge]

No im part of the 95% of population that is using this unit

[spring tangle]

Why the watermark?

[flint sparrow]

lol fr

Noah duck

[wide tartan]

original content

[spring tangle]

So what? It’s a picture of food lol

[wide tartan]

for AI auto bot to reject image

I hate AI lol

[spring tangle]

It’s Gandalf

[flint sparrow]

oh

lol

[thorny patrol]

So you don't know what's a kilometer ?

[spring tangle]

What you think people will do with your pictures

[shadow narwhal]

Im pretty sure you could just use the ai to remove the watermark lol

[spring tangle]

Miles are better

[flint sparrow]

ew

[wide tartan]

true

GUYS AND LADIES HOW CAN WE FORGET WHAT TODAY IS

[flint sparrow]

put the knife down gandalf

[wide tartan]

https://klipy.com/gifs/zkadoozh-zkad00zh-1--k01KQS0NB5SH5YK1H4G95487W41

HAPPY STAR WARS DAY FOLKS

[flint sparrow]

bros in the future

[spring tangle]

It’s the 4th

[wide tartan]

oh shit I woke up too high

soz

[spring tangle]

No Star Wars day is may the 4th

[wide tartan]

its me silly date format

oooops

I was correct?

https://klipy.com/gifs/may-the4th-may-the-fourth--k01KQS0KYCJ25CVSA1PYZDYS1GE

[spring tangle]

You were that photo isn’t

[wide tartan]

fixed

[wide tartan]

lmao

[spring tangle]

Why would it be 5th

[wide tartan]

[copper epoch]

oh its may 4th?

[spring tangle]

4th sounds like force

[flint sparrow]

with a lisp

[copper epoch]

Get taht magic stuff out of my face

Where we have
We have guns

and blasters

[spring tangle]

Better

[copper epoch]

You with the empire

Disgraceful

[wide tartan]

https://klipy.com/gifs/god-is-watching-help-us-lord-1--k01KQS10XH2TWK3PTENEC5SJ5XB

[spring tangle]

You’re right

[copper epoch]

https://klipy.com/gifs/star-wars-general-grievous-21--k01KQS17DKY627D2F5H53R09Y9R

[flint sparrow]

no ai

[spring tangle]

https://tenor.com/view/obi-wan-obi-wan-kenobi-star-wars-revenge-of-the-sith-attack-of-the-clones-gif-26148097

[spring tangle]

Not ai

[flint sparrow]

are you sure

[spring tangle]

Is this what cyberbullying looks like

[flint sparrow]

no

[copper epoch]

Usually there more effort and it insult someone parents

[copper epoch]

https://klipy.com/gifs/general-grievous-star-wars--k01KQS1RCH3QFWYM62AYEWZZG5N

[gaunt otter]

@spring tangle are you for sale

[copper epoch]

https://klipy.com/gifs/gun-43

Duck is not for sale

[tall solar]

Ducky

[stark steppe]

Fucky

Ducky

Istg missclick

D and f are next to eachother

Mods

Pls

[glossy hollow]

_ _

[spring tangle]

Hello BP

[thorny patrol]

Hell no

[long harness]

how? its literally miles better

[stark steppe]

Not you

[burnt moth]

keep it family friendly sir

[upper token]

Fuck nah

[burnt moth]

HECK yes

[copper epoch]

Who the fuck brought their family here?
This is a bar

[burnt moth]

@stark steppe did

swear

[upper token]

Fuck no

[copper epoch]

And?
This is a gta server

[burnt moth]

2nd time bro

[burnt moth]

i was joking but alr mb

[copper epoch]

Horrible joke btw
No one was able to tell it was a joke

Just a heads up
but its alright

[stark steppe]

@burnt moth i loved the joke

[stark steppe]

Everyone was 😭

[burnt moth]

GODDAMN BRO

[stark steppe]

If u think that he was fr

Then there is something

U needa get checked

Tbh

[burnt moth]

i wanna send that one gif of the dap up guys

[stark steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/tiger-tiger-woods-big-dog-salutation-what-up-gif-2478767235926945002

[tall widget]

i ship it

[burnt moth]

yes bro ✌️

[stark steppe]

MAKKA PAKKA

[copper epoch]

...
I cannot tell a joke

[tall widget]

i am NOT that smelly beast 😡

[stark steppe]

BEAST?

IM TAKING ABT MAKKI NOT YOU

[burnt moth]

but uh ur smelly 🥹

[stark steppe]

Ahhaahhaah

[tall widget]

no im not :(( i just showered.

[burnt moth]

oh

[stark steppe]

3 weeks ago

[burnt moth]

LOL

[tall widget]

i hope your dbd matches consist of only nurse w/ full aura builds and you have claudettes for teammates

[stark steppe]

This a joke btw if someone couldnt tell

[copper epoch]

I regret to inform you that as a doctor martol
You were diagnoised with horrible memory

[stark steppe]

Better than docter

[tall widget]

😞😞

[stark steppe]

Tbh

Thabks gui!

[burnt moth]

das crazy

[tall widget]

if you think doctor is worse than nurse you should be banned from the game

which is lowkey a good thing

lucky you

[stark steppe]

Id rather play against docter

Than agaisnt nurse

Id rather play against makki

Than nurse

[burnt moth]

i hope someone keeps griefing u in gtao right after buying a fresh car

[stark steppe]

YES

[copper epoch]

Idk
I like to keep my heatlh in good shape than trying to fight against these two
But truth to be told
I rather fight against a doctor than a nurse

[tall widget]

thankfully i dont play that game anymore ❤️

[stark steppe]

BQHQHAHAHA

[burnt moth]

im pressing charges

[tall widget]

rude

😔

[burnt moth]

but im nice

swear

[copper epoch]

Nurses go through enough shit that they become veteran soldier
I like to live

[stark steppe]

Well im gonna listen to some drake bye gui🥰

[upper token]

7 minutes. 7 minutes is all i spare to grief your car

[tall widget]

i dream of wesker

[burnt moth]

YES bro someone uses what i said

[tall widget]

🤤 🤤

[copper epoch]

and its take me 7 seconds to tell you bad at valorant

[tall widget]

thank you for reminding me omg

i must install that HORRENDOUS game :(

@azure spoke 😡 😡

[copper epoch]

Like i said
You have a horrible memory

[burnt moth]

in/with

[tall widget]

peak pronouns

[burnt moth]

lester/the/molester

[tall widget]

😟

[burnt moth]

im/your/fucking/nightmare

little man trev

[stark steppe]

WHAT THE FUCK????

I dream abt the nurse 🥰

[tall widget]

ofc you do :(

[stark steppe]

I hope you do too

[tall widget]

@dusty ivy possibly one of the best changes they've made to payday 2 btw

solo stealthing on heists feels so much easier without having to murder 3 dozen civilians 😭

[stark steppe]

Who even plays payfay when u have dbd

[bitter marsh]

i find it easier to kill civvies after getting like a trillion dollars in my offshore account

[tall widget]

oh ya 100%

[bitter marsh]

bank job 50 billion dead 6 animal species extinct $50 stolen

[tall widget]

😡 evil ass job

those fucking teller civilians istg

[tall solar]

Payfay

[stark steppe]

Shut

[dim sparrow]

YES DOWNLOAD IT

[tall widget]

😞 😞

[tall solar]

Gui gui

I wanna show you something

[tall widget]

what do you wanna show me

[tall solar]

I reached immortal

[tall widget]

:(

[tall solar]

Yes

16979 in Asia pacific

[azure spoke]

:3

[azure spoke]

ewww..

[upper token]

Nais

[stark steppe]

@upper token

Dbd or splatoon?

[chrome hawk]

is that

[azure spoke]

thats valorant

[tall solar]

Yes

[stark steppe]

@chrome hawk what is deep rock galantic

Even

Just in mines

Mining

[tall solar]

Y eww

[tall solar]

Thanks rumi

[chrome hawk]

co-op PvE where you do missions as a dwarf with other fellow dwarfs
You choose one of 4 characters: engineer, gunner, scout and driller
Each mission has a different objective, and within each map you find different stones you can mine to upgrade your gear

You get attacked by bugs while playing and you need to stay alive

[upper token]

Splatoon

[tight linden]

[stark steppe]

Oh doesnt sound bad tbh

We prob need to carry lumbago like always

[left vault]

[tight linden]

https://tenor.com/view/i-got-lumbago-gif-24619372

[left vault]

Coffee cake muffin, coffee, and good vibes this morning

[chrome hawk]

he's pro

[solemn crater]

Until it hits you a few hours later

[runic pine]

yo guys why does enhance on pc dosent open

it just load then closes

?

anyone

?

[gaunt otter]

Quick lil side quests type shit

[tight linden]

No a side quest is getting drunk off your arse and somehow magically ending up on a skyscraper

[cursive fox]

h

i

[vivid marsh]

looks like the land of IKEA?

[quiet thunder]

Pop a wheelie

[azure spoke]

@tall widget

touch it

[tall widget]

woah

😟

[azure spoke]

😡

[tall widget]

oh the grass

:3

[tight linden]

Hey nice the Dodgers are playing tomorrow

[bitter marsh]

i am going to pulverize your soul

[tight linden]

[quiet thunder]

Bubbles

[spring tangle]

Been in 2 shops to redeem my lottery scratchcards and both are claiming they got no money tf

[tight linden]

https://tenor.com/view/broke-no-cash-gif-25565154

[quiet thunder]

Rob them it’ll magically appear

[spring tangle]

Fr

Not even a lot £40

[quiet thunder]

They twisted over 40 dayum

[spring tangle]

Right

Acting like I wanted 400

[quiet thunder]

Lmfao

If it was it would be a red alert 🚨

You’d go to jail just for asking for another 0

[quiet thunder]

Idk why but change in a wallet bothers me

[spring tangle]

Sunny bank holiday Monday, fish & chips by the seafront, does it get much better.

Absolute unit bit of cod

[tight linden]

I lost my wallet like three months ago

[kind creek]

[spring tangle]

Quintessentially, inexcusably so.

The mf’s didn’t put any salt & vinegar

[quiet kindle]

indiana is so pretty omg

does anyone live there

[quiet thunder]

Eat it dry

No money or salt

[upper token]

No crinkle cut fries?

[spring tangle]

No chippy chip shop is serving crinkle cut chips bro

Omg some mf’s have come and sat so close to me

Might as well be sitting on my lap

[spring tangle]

Thankfully the ketchup is adding some moisture

[tardy thorn]

Sorry, I was too shy to ask

[grand spoke]

So gay

[quiet thunder]

Since you offered

[tardy thorn]

🥰

[grand spoke]

And thats okay

Be yourself

[spring tangle]

I don’t mind but at least introduce yourself first

[grand spoke]

Well since you already have donner

Dinner

[tardy thorn]

I'll introduce myself while on-

Okay a bit too early for this haha

[spring tangle]

Lunch

[grand spoke]

Ye

[spring tangle]

Tbf there’s so much probably will be dinner as well

[tardy thorn]

https://tenor.com/view/great-guys-kpop-smile-handsome-cute-gif-17227884

[grand spoke]

Ye

[spring tangle]

What they feeding these cod

[tiny atlas]

some random girl did that to me at a mall

this was like 2021

i'm convinced i got covid from her

[grand spoke]

Maybe you cute

[spring tangle]

Hey, a gift is a gift

[tardy thorn]

And that's how I met your—

[tardy thorn]

oh

[grand spoke]

Omg sanrio

[tiny atlas]

i hope not, she looked like 8 years younger than me

[quiet thunder]

Girls have cooties

[tiny atlas]

true

[grand spoke]

Fr my cooties have girls

[vagrant trout]

guys whats cooties

and how do I get em

[spring tangle]

Girls get all the …….ies things, so greedy.

[tardy thorn]

Men can get a pair of em if they eat too much

[quiet thunder]

Well if you’re fat you have some ies too

[spring tangle]

They have a cute dog though, that’s the only reason I’ve accepted their presence

[tardy thorn]

[spring tangle]

Hey I’m big boned

That’s what my mama said

[quiet thunder]

https://tenor.com/view/momma-said-waterboy-gif-12198276

[tardy thorn]

I immediately started thinking of Childish Gambino lyrics instead

[copper epoch]

@dusky grove
It happened
Well it was peaceful while it lasted

[spring tangle]

What happened?

[quiet thunder]

Adam Sandler lives rent free in my mind

[copper epoch]

The missiles alarm
It's back

[spring tangle]

You should start charging, he can afford it

[grand spoke]

Oh damn. Be safe

[spring tangle]

Do you have to go to an underground bunker?

[copper epoch]

Nah I'm fine
Just tired of it

[copper epoch]

No

It's just annoying sounds

[grand spoke]

Thats so wild

War is meh so over it..

[quiet thunder]

Gah damn can they just run out already 💀

[tardy thorn]

I don't think it's ever mandatory

[dusky grove]

lmaooo I got no alert yet

I see it going down tho

[tardy thorn]

Not "lmaooo" 😭

[copper epoch]

It is funny

[spring tangle]

Down, down in an earlier round?

[tardy thorn]

Best way of coping, personally, is with humor, so it checks out for me

[restive plank]

hi

[spring tangle]

[dusky grove]

@copper epoch there it is

[spring tangle]

Steer away from windows

[grand spoke]

Damn

[tardy thorn]

||Bibi, we're going down swingin||

(too on the nose?)

[spring tangle]

Sounds like good advice

[quiet thunder]

What if I wanna steer into windows 😢

[spring tangle]

Could be expensive

[copper epoch]

Congrats

[tardy thorn]

I think you boot into windows

[spring tangle]

Seriously though gents, stay safe

[dusky grove]

any booms near you?

[spring tangle]

Might be a good time to write a will, don’t forget old Unc what the duck

[tardy thorn]

Yeah, 5 big ones

[quiet thunder]

Ye all jokes aside I hope yall stay safe gentlemen

[tardy thorn]

I can feel the pain meds kicking in in real time

[spring tangle]

Embrace it

[tardy thorn]

I literally felt it fade away, then it came back when i rolled over in bed

[copper epoch]

Nah
Just chill

[quiet thunder]

The calm before the storm type shii

[spring tangle]

Netflix?

[copper epoch]

Don't worry my friend
We middle east
We are more crazy than 95% of the server

[copper epoch]

No
Garbage site

[dusky grove]

netflix is ass loooool

[spring tangle]

I never said it was good

I didn’t know you can ahve chill without it

[copper epoch]

Atleast say prime

That way I can watch the grand tour

[spring tangle]

Prime and chill doesn’t have the same ring to it

Damn it why didn’t I buy a drink

I’m such an idiot

[copper epoch]

Hmm

[quiet thunder]

Bro got that cotton mouth

[spring tangle]

I swear I always do this shit as well

[dusky grove]

@copper epoch

[spring tangle]

I associate how I feel now with my need to purchase a drink

Not thinking ahead

Damn you autism

[copper epoch]

Ah nice
Anyways

[dusky grove]

i think its related to operation freedom situation in the strait

they destroyed a uae tanker

[quiet thunder]

🤦🏻‍♂️ welp I just felt gas prices raise $2

[dusky grove]

gas prices haven't changed much here, and now that uae left OPEC they are going to dominate in production of oil

[spring tangle]

US produces its own doesn’t it

[copper epoch]

Yes

[dusky grove]

if it did, why are they at 4.30/gal

[spring tangle]

Just an excuse to fleece everybody

[quiet thunder]

Yup but why use our oil when we can take yours

[copper epoch]

So they have to pay more

[spring tangle]

BP here just announced record profits for the last quarter, surprise, surprise

[copper epoch]

Thr UK only has tea, knives and biscuits
They don't have oil

[spring tangle]

We do actually, we’re just too scared to go and get it

[quiet thunder]

😢 do I wanna play pokemon or forza

[boreal pawn]

Guys need help with smth

[spring tangle]

Neither play expedition 33

[quiet thunder]

I can’t stand those type of turn based games pokemon is annoying enough

[spring tangle]

It’s not that type of turn based game

Game is brilliant

[quiet thunder]

I thought e 33 was turn based

[spring tangle]

It is

But it’s good

[quiet thunder]

Ye never been much into turn base games

[spring tangle]

And yet you play Pokemon

[quiet thunder]

That game also looks really sad from the gp I’ve seen

[spring tangle]

It’s heartbreaking

But beautiful

Makes you feel something

It’s good for you

[copper epoch]

Isn't pokemon garbage

[spring tangle]

How dare you

[quiet thunder]

If being the highest grossing media franchise means garbage sure

[copper epoch]

But it's true
It's a shit game, a shit show, with awful animals, and too kid friendly

[wet cloak]

[spring tangle]

1 you play overwatch, 2 you’re shit, 3 they’re not animals, 4 you’re a kid.

[copper epoch]

The 2md and 4th part are wrong
I am the greatest player and I'm mentally too old

[plucky mauve]

[tiny atlas]

i fully agree with and endorse this message

overwatch in the big 26

[quiet thunder]

It’s not even 6v6 anymore

[tiny atlas]

they added 6v6 back for like an event and it was the best the game has been for years

[paper finch]

It’s interactive turn based

[spring tangle]

Maybe a mute so he can think about what he said, should be on the cards

[tiny atlas]

wisdom has always been chasing blizzard, blizzard has just been faster

[quiet thunder]

Ye cause the game was mean to be played as a 6v6 5v5 feels slow imo

[paper finch]

They removed the 2 and everyone cheered

[upper token]

THEY ARE NOT C H I P S

IT'S FRIES

[paper finch]

What are chips then

[sweet quest]

https://tenor.com/view/chips-salt-snack-time-evening-snacks-eating-chips-gif-17724121181388042780

@grand spoke tjabo (the black car) figured out he likes butt slaps

So now he just comes up to me all the time and turns his butt to me till he gets some slaps

[copper epoch]

There two types
The one skipper showed and French fries

[sweet quest]

French fries are fries

not chips

[copper epoch]

Some say chips
Some say fries
In the end
It no matter

[sweet quest]

Chips are chips and fries are fries

[copper epoch]

Hmm
Wrong, you are

[floral aspen]

chips are different

[sweet quest]

Yoda, not you are

[floral aspen]

chips are thicker than average fries iirc

[copper epoch]

Hmm
Correct you are
The voice, however
Funny hmm

[sweet quest]

Chips are thin slices of potato deepfried till crispy

[floral aspen]

hi batman monkey

[quiet thunder]

Hi Makki

[sweet quest]

Fries are square cut "Logs" of potato

French fries are thin cut "Logs" of potato

[quiet thunder]

Logs 😬😂

[sweet quest]

for lack of a better word

[copper epoch]

Thing same
They are
Potato all is
Life, potato
Yes

[sweet quest]

Fries are invented in Belgium

[floral aspen]

why are you talking like that

[sweet quest]

where its called "Friet"

[floral aspen]

then call it friet

[copper epoch]

It's the 4 of may

[robust oracle]

It is

[sweet quest]

and in english its fries

[robust oracle]

I should probably charge my lightsaber

[floral aspen]

then call it fries

[sweet quest]

yes

not chips

[copper epoch]

Yoda I have become
Yes, hmm

[robust oracle]

Fries are skinny chips
Chips are thicker fries
Crisps are frittes

[quiet thunder]

Ngl I couldn’t think of a better way to put it

[sweet quest]

And chips were invented by an american

[robust oracle]

And the hamburger is American despite being made from German settlers from Hamburg

[quiet thunder]

I’ll never understand why us Americans call them French fries when the French call them chips 🤦🏻‍♂️

[floral aspen]

who said that

[sweet quest]

fries

french fries

[robust oracle]

I mean it's fact. Look it up who invented the hamburger

[sweet quest]

chips

[floral aspen]

??

[robust oracle]

Both look the same to me

[floral aspen]

i’m asking who said hamburgers are american

[sweet quest]

thick/thin

[sweet quest]

yesnt

[robust oracle]

There's like 4 people who claim to have invented the modern hamburger so I suggest you do your own research. Although technically it's just a Frikadellen which has been around for hundreds of years prior

[sweet quest]

the hamburg steak is german

the americans started putting it between bread

[spring tangle]

No

[robust oracle]

A burger in it's own without bread isn't a burger

It's a Frikadellen

[spring tangle]

French fries are skinny

[floral aspen]

why are you talking to me if you’re not gonna answer what i’m asking

[vestal raft]

still a burger

[sweet quest]

Because "To french" means to cut into thin strips

so its fries, but frenched

so, french fries

[robust oracle]

You didn't ask anything you just posted two question marks but okay

[sweet quest]

has nothing to do with france

[floral aspen]

yeah i did

[copper epoch]

Hmm
all Chips they are
Done with discussion
I have become

[floral aspen]

literally the message right under yours i asked

[spring tangle]

As the English representative, we’re right you’re wrong

[quiet thunder]

You learn something new everyday

[spring tangle]

Maybe we need to start colonising again to have people respect what a chip is

[copper epoch]

With what
Knifes?

[sweet quest]

Dont talk about colonizing to a dutch guy

we will outcolonize your ahh

[quiet thunder]

So just outta curiosity if I cut like peppers or onions in thin strips does that mean I frenched them

[sweet quest]

yes

[copper epoch]

Skipper is a true American
He understand knives are pathatic

[sweet quest]

im.... dutch

so technically yes

[quiet thunder]

https://tenor.com/view/now-you-know-the-more-you-know-no-kidding-no-shit-obviously-gif-1342210079425559607

[spring tangle]

Listen we watched what you guys did and decided to do it better

[copper epoch]

Your character is American
It's good enough

[paper finch]

Don’t compare us to Americans

[spring tangle]

Also French fries are technically Belgian aren’t they

[copper epoch]

No they iranian

[spring tangle]

Pretty sure that’s how the story goes

[copper epoch]

We reinvented chips
It's better

[sweet quest]

British fries are aweful though

[spring tangle]

We don’t do fries we do chips

And they’re glorious

[sweet quest]

Skipper isnt american though

[spring tangle]

Especially when they’re triple cooked in goose fat

[vestal raft]

just like their chinese food

[sweet quest]

British opinions on food arent to be taken seriously anyway

[quiet thunder]

did you watch any of those

[sweet quest]

Like omars opinion on mcdonalds

[spring tangle]

That is an outrageous statement

We have more Michelin stars than you

[sweet quest]

No this is an outrageous statement

[sweet quest]

and what cuisines are the restaurants that have those stars

[copper epoch]

He looks
He sounds
He feels american

[spring tangle]

Plus we have culinary delights such as fish and chips, roast dinner, toad in the hole

[vestal raft]

we have more tire guy thumbs up than you

[spring tangle]

I couldn’t tell you off the top of my head but likely British

[quiet thunder]

https://tenor.com/view/michelin-kcmichelin-gif-24788212

[copper epoch]

Fish are disgusting
The hell are the other two

[sweet quest]

https://tenor.com/view/hot-day-are-you-ready-for-some-football-gif-16278812894835706568

[spring tangle]

How is fish disgusting

[copper epoch]

Yes

It taste awful

Just not a fan of fish cusine

[quiet thunder]

Ik you live on the coast so if different for you but I think fish is horrible if you live inland cause it’s no longer fresh

[vestal raft]

nope

[copper epoch]

That also

[vestal raft]

not yet

[quiet thunder]

Ngl I restarted bleach

[copper epoch]

Dark can also back me up on middle Eastern not being fond on fish

[dusky grove]

plain as it is

[dusky grove]

iraqis are obsessed with fish and I hate fish

[sweet quest]

Raspatat are the superior fries anyway

[quiet thunder]

Ye buy the time you guys get it it’s just frozen meat 💀

[copper epoch]

I didn't even ping you

[dusky grove]

im always watching

[copper epoch]

https://tenor.com/view/monsterinc-monsters-inc-gif-5616105356996190790

[sweet quest]

basically the potatoes get mashed and squeezed trough a square mould which drops them straight into oil

basically deepfried mashed potato

And its so deliciously crispy

[fluid cliff]

wtf

[dusky grove]

no

[dusky grove]

not eating deep fried fries

[fluid cliff]

deep fried mashed potatoes

[dusky grove]

second is toad in the hole I think

first is whatever the fuck

[spring tangle]

Yes

[copper epoch]

Alright your dish is alright
It looks good

[gentle dirge]

It's better to freeze them then drop into the deep fryer or air fryer

[spring tangle]

Roast dinner

[dusky grove]

Oh right

[copper epoch]

Ill take one

[sweet quest]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Q_oMIIeu2rk haha yes dutch funny language

[dusky grove]

though can you explain what black pudding is to a non British @spring tangle

[spring tangle]

Meat, veg, potatoes, Yorkshire pudding, gravy, can’t go wrong

[stark steppe]

@dusky grove im deepfrying potatoes rn

[spring tangle]

Black pudding is scum

[fluid cliff]

isn’t that

burnt pudding?

[spring tangle]

Dried and fried pigs blood

Or some shit

I don’t eat that

[fluid cliff]

[sweet quest]

not a microgram of seasoning in this bih

[dusky grove]

double haram @fluid cliff

[stark steppe]

Astagfiruallah

[dusky grove]

squared

[sweet quest]

unseasoned boiled carrot and peas

breh

[fluid cliff]

[stark steppe]

@sweet quest could you explain what a kroket is to a non dutch

[spring tangle]

So you can taste and appreciate the earth where they came from lol

[dusky grove]

isnt that really unhygienic though @spring tangle

blood had pathogens

[paper finch]

Tiramisu

[sweet quest]

battered and fried meat ragout

[fluid cliff]

Anguirus

[dusky grove]

[spring tangle]

No idea mate like I said I don’t eat it

Don’t think about it

[sweet quest]

you can taste and appreciate seasoning, which also comes from the earth

[paper finch]

Yes cover it with grass

[spring tangle]

You can add your own salt and pepper

[sweet quest]

I aint appreciating any vegetables anyway

vile things

[paper finch]

Munt

Rucola

[dusky grove]

how do you enjoy foods

[spring tangle]

If you don’t eat your veggies you don’t get pudding

[sweet quest]

Okay i dont appreciate most vegetables

[dusky grove]

cant have no dish without some variety

[sweet quest]

like "Main" vegetables like broccoli, beans, cauliflower stuff like that

[spring tangle]

A nice spotted dick and custard for afters

[sweet quest]

Onions, peppers, tomatoes, and other "Side" veggies are fine

[spring tangle]

Tomatoes are a fruit

[azure spoke]

main VEGETABLES and mf says beans 😔

[sweet quest]

By eating food that tastes good

[quiet thunder]

Spotted what now

[spring tangle]

That’s what it’s called lol

[sweet quest]

Beans are the same as broccoli in that sense

[spring tangle]

I didn’t name it

[paper finch]

You just did

[copper epoch]

That what makes it good

[spring tangle]

He means green beans most likely

[dusky grove]

brother
its haram²

[sweet quest]

All beans

[azure spoke]

beans are goods

do u like zucchini

[copper epoch]

Yum
Make it better XD

[azure spoke]

skipepr

[fluid cliff]

beans

snaeb

[azure spoke]

beans 😋

[fluid cliff]

beans mmmmm

[sweet quest]

Like when you cook vegetables for your meal you cook broccoli, spinach, cauliflower, beans etc

[spring tangle]

Another English delicacy beans on toast

[fluid cliff]

hey geipe

[azure spoke]

who tf cooks beans as vegetables 😭

[sweet quest]

you dont cook up a whole onion to eat

[azure spoke]

hallo

[sweet quest]

you use it in a dish

[azure spoke]

yes you do

[fluid cliff]

hru

[sweet quest]

the british

[azure spoke]

onions are goated

[upper token]

[sweet quest]

onions are goated

[azure spoke]

true

[upper token]

https://tenor.com/view/sonion-gif-4370030053602687111

[azure spoke]

very well

[azure spoke]

🤤

[sweet quest]

especially raw on a sandwich with some raw ground steak

[quiet thunder]

Beans

[azure spoke]

onions are always good

[fluid cliff]

nice

[spring tangle]

https://tenor.com/view/beans-bean-evil-evilboy-germanboy-gif-23310881

[paper finch]

You know what else is nice

[torpid breach]

For $450 not a bad little rig

[spring tangle]

Stroopwaffel

[azure spoke]

wbu !

[paper finch]

Yes

[tall widget]

@azure spoke

[quiet thunder]

I thought w a d s was missing 💀

[tall widget]

you're famous!!

[paper finch]

Shut up

[azure spoke]

im so famous

😍

[sweet quest]

Anyway

[quiet thunder]

For being stinky

[sweet quest]

Mayo>Ketchup on fries

[torpid breach]

geipe

[sweet quest]

Good mayo

not that american shit

[spring tangle]

Burger sauce on fries clears

[torpid breach]

american mayo is bomb asl

[stark steppe]

@torpid breach

[azure spoke]

NO

[sweet quest]

"Burger sauce" is such a vague thing though

[torpid breach]

i feel like the bad perservatives make it better

[sweet quest]

You never tried good mayo

[quiet thunder]

Not what I heard

[torpid breach]

kraft mayo is good'

[spring tangle]

Kraft

[sweet quest]

this mayo is peak and nothing even comes close

[torpid breach]

idc sue me

[torpid breach]

trademark

[stark steppe]

How is japan

[torpid breach]

i havent gone yet

[sweet quest]

Make sure to bring me like

[quiet thunder]

https://tenor.com/view/tubby-tubby-mayo-bowl-tubby-dukes-mayo-bowl-dancing-tubby-gif-6660202481006349565

[sweet quest]

10kg of a5 wagyu when you come back

[quiet thunder]

I’m American we live by dukes

[spring tangle]

Typically it’s mayo, ketchup, mustard and relish but people add different bits and bobs if making their own.

[azure spoke]

theyre lying

[sweet quest]

All the talk about fries made me hungry

im ordering fries

i ordered fries and some snacks

[tardy thorn]

send me some

[sweet quest]

i will if i have something left

[tardy thorn]

I'll send you a video of my cat

[sweet quest]

my cats better

no video can compare

soz

[spring tangle]

Get a stroopwaffel

[tardy thorn]

it wasn't for comparison

(i knew you'd say that, too, lmao)

[nimble jay]

Does juul still exist? I feel like I haven't seen that in forever

[tardy thorn]

holy throwback

[nimble jay]

They banned that one but not all the other worse knockoff shits they got now

[tardy thorn]

i actually forgot about them

[sweet quest]

i think people switched to actual vapes

juuls were more e-cigs than vapes

[tardy thorn]

i wanna blow fat clouds, not blow chunks when i suck down a week's worth of nic in one sitting

[sweet quest]

As a certified vaper (currently 18 vapes within my field of vision) i know my shit

[tardy thorn]

my friend broke my box mod when he accidentally bumped my chair into my desk...

when I told him twice not to spin in the chair because it's close to the desk :(

[quiet thunder]

No

Was ban for “marketing to kids with the flavors” aka taking money from big tobacco

[wintry quarry]

Super life or death question is the Kool aid man the pitcher or the liquid inside of it?

[quiet thunder]

Been proven he’s the pitcher thro commercials

[sweet quest]

Both

[rotund veldt]

i think hes the pitcher

[hard wing]

the liquid is his blood

[wintry quarry]

Word

[paper finch]

What

[stark steppe]

@hard wing OMG ICEMAN IS ALMOST HERE

[tardy thorn]

https://tenor.com/view/cold-kimi-raikkonen-gif-23910854

[copper epoch]

@dusky grove
It happened again

[dusky grove]

Yes except this time i heard a thud

[copper epoch]

Very nice

[tall widget]

@stark steppe look what we're playing 😊

[quiet thunder]

I’m curious I haven’t been keeping up with it how long has it been since this happened

As in before today

[dusky grove]

since feb 28 when the war began

[quiet thunder]

Has it been non stop or didn’t yall have a cease fire

[stark steppe]

Look where

[dusky grove]

the thing is

we arent involved in the war

[stark steppe]

If its powerwashing simulator

[dusky grove]

we are getting hit by iran

[dim sparrow]

stop playing power wash simulator and start power washing yourself

[stark steppe]

Im not buying yoy candy

Disgusting

[quiet thunder]

I just meant the strikes in general

[stark steppe]

Would help yhe stink

Wouldnt*

[fluid cliff]

great me and my brothers wife are taking my nephew out to the games

[tardy thorn]

so you mean the parents, kid, and unc

[fluid cliff]

like the roller coasters and things like that

[dusky grove]

yeah the strikes in general been ongoing since Feb 28 until the ceasefire on april 7th began it was paused, and now today it seems to be happening again

[tardy thorn]

more like they're takin unc out to the games 😂

[quiet thunder]

Ahh that’s why I haven’t heard much about it since April okay that’s all I wanted to know be safe brother

[copper epoch]

We are safe
It's just annoying

And also kinda funny

[robust oracle]

Do you guys remember Cameron Diaz?

[quiet thunder]

I absolutely understand it being annoying

[copper epoch]

Because if you have headphones on and gaming
Sometimes you think the missiles are there on the game or in real life

[dusky grove]

its generally safe but if you wanna know what it looks like

you see dots in the sky and hear distant booms

and at risk of building fire

[quiet thunder]

I’ve seen the videos looks terrifying

[dusky grove]

because missiles/drones that get destroyed in the sky have its debris fall

[copper epoch]

It's not
Again
No one here panics
It's just middle Eastern thing

[quiet thunder]

One thing about war today is everyone has a phone so you see everything online

[copper epoch]

Those who grew up here just don't really care

[dusky grove]

except that youre not allowed to film it here

people getting deported and fined for it

[quiet thunder]

People still do tho

[copper epoch]

You can talk about it seems like

But to be fair
How the fuck you supposed to stop people from speaking about ot

[dusky grove]

you can speak about it

but photographing and filming is not allowed

[copper epoch]

Oh it ended

[dusky grove]

they are holding a tight grip against it and made the threats clear

did you get a thank you alert

[copper epoch]

Yep

I get info faster than him

[dusky grove]

im fast enough

[copper epoch]

Yeah but I don't have twitter

[dusky grove]

Grok please get this person Twitter and ruin his life

[copper epoch]

So how much you willing to bet it will happen in nighttime?
I bet 500 iranian rial

[dusky grove]

500 rial 😭

Do you wanna buy a grain of sand

[copper epoch]

Okay
One penthouse

[sweet quest]

Half of a sand atom

[kind nacelle]

🫃

[forest estuary]

Wow

[dusky grove]

@paper finch omg look its juan

[sweet quest]

Got my fries

[stark steppe]

Ew

Ras patat

[sweet quest]

blocked

[copper epoch]

@dusky grove
It just happened again...

[dusky grove]

Bru they fr trolling

[robust oracle]

Is that onion as a side?

[sweet quest]

Mayo, peanutsauce and onions yes

its called "Patatje oorlog"

[robust oracle]

I like 2/3 of those things. Never tried peanut sauce

[sweet quest]

"Fries war"

[robust oracle]

Dutch?

[sweet quest]

yes

[robust oracle]

Did I show you the herringbrooje I had

[sweet quest]

nope

[robust oracle]

Ok one sec

[sweet quest]

i dont like herring

[sweet quest]

no pickle?

[robust oracle]

It's the traditional food of the Leiden onzet. To do with a siege in history

[sweet quest]

Technically no

[robust oracle]

Nah just dry I thought that's how you eat it lol

[sweet quest]

its hutspot

[robust oracle]

That's the second food yes but this was given out from the first ship in port to the starving citizens

Bread and herring

[tardy thorn]

what does that food have to do with wifi

[robust oracle]

Hutspot came from Spanish camps they scavenged iirc

[sweet quest]

Hutspot was left behind after the city was liberated

[robust oracle]

By the Spanish laying siege to the city yes

But those inside Leiden during the siege had no food

Anyway, it tasted good but the texture was unpleasant after a few bites. I ate it all, wouldn't order again. Unless it has mayonnaise or some kinda sauce it's the fish texture y'know

[sweet quest]

i dont like the fishy flavor

the texture is fine to me but its too much fish

[robust oracle]

I really like shrimp and prawns, shellfish

Some fish I'm okay with

Anything sushi

[robust oracle]

I'm more into meats like sausage or lean meats like turkey

[tardy thorn]

Gordon Ramsay levels of cheese melt

[limber coral]

Crunchy on the outside hard on the inside

[sweet quest]

@tardy thorn look how this man situated himself

[tardy thorn]

it's always cute when they end up covering their eyes

[sweet quest]

Hes recently discovered butt slaps

[tardy thorn]

elaborate

[sweet quest]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/kFJua3AfnPg

[tardy thorn]

i figured as such

[sweet quest]

He will not leave me alone untill he had some of the good stuff

[tardy thorn]

if my cat was acting like that last cat, she's just getting the

[sweet quest]

Dont the cat

[tardy thorn]

[tardy thorn]

what about the rin

[sweet quest]

Rin?

[tardy thorn]

cat rin

[sweet quest]

Dont the smol angy ginger grill

[tardy thorn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/904101912201277452/1397491109051236364/man.gif

[sweet quest]

https://tenor.com/view/scania-top-laranja-queimadinha-de-luz-gif-24514301

[dusky grove]

@copper epoch the third thank you message

the uae gov is like that person squatting saying "thank you thank you thank you"

[tardy thorn]

thank yous are a pretty good hip flexor exercise

try it out

[copper epoch]

Sounds like my sarcasm when I piss my friends off
my pleasure, my pleasure sir

@dusky grove
For
Fuck
Sake

[dusky grove]

Charge your phone

[tardy thorn]

how was Lauren doing?

[dusky grove]

Deadass

[tardy thorn]

cliffhanger much?

[copper epoch]

Who laure

[sweet quest]

they cant be serious

MCdonalds chicken tenders better than KFC?

[dusky grove]

i was just tryna go out lmaooo

[copper epoch]

Great
I hang around in one server
I get mentioned from it from another server

[chrome hawk]

Tourists and rich people on their out of the uae

[copper epoch]

@tardy thorn
Wait you not even in the servers

[dusky grove]

they already left at the beginning LMAO

[chrome hawk]

Well there goes any plans of coming back soon

[tardy thorn]

idek what it is

[dusky grove]

those annoying ass tourists were always like omg dubai is paradise dubai is the safest city ever

[copper epoch]

Oh I send the damb image

[dusky grove]

you forgot one thing

its the middle east

[sweet quest]

Lmao

[copper epoch]

Yeah
I'm being deadass serious
It's better than KFC

Its actually fucking solid

[quiet kindle]

wait what meme is that

[tardy thorn]

https://tenor.com/view/noway-gif-254273188714127328

[dusky grove]

@chrome hawk this is like the 4th alert in 2 hours

[sweet quest]

Well seems like ive been dragged into a music reaction binge watching streak again

[dusky grove]

back to back

[quiet kindle]

false, mcdonald’s is slop

kfc is better

[dusky grove]

i love this product

[chrome hawk]

Isn't it just 3 missiles in one go

[fervent swift]

Reaction youtubers... bummer.

[copper epoch]

True
These McCrispy however ducking slaps

[dusky grove]

4 was coming, 1 fell in sea 3 were intercepted by THAAD

[sweet quest]

I enjoy seeing peoples reaction to stuff i like

[quiet kindle]

wym lol

[sweet quest]

Currently its this vocalist reacting to Voiceplay/Geoff castellucci

[quiet kindle]

lmao never had it

but mcdonald’s is always dry whenever i get it

even their drinks are fuckign ass now

[tardy thorn]

@sweet quest do you know any (car) racing tracks off the top of your head?

[quiet kindle]

they taste so diluted and disgusting

[copper epoch]

We both in UAE so our quality is much higher

[quiet kindle]

idk if they swapped to that zero sugar slop but it tastes ass

[quiet kindle]

ugh lucky

[quiet thunder]

Expect there sprite

[sweet quest]

And shes reacting to "the dragonborn comes" which will lead me to malukah and christina grimmie after this

[quiet kindle]

uk mcdonald’s sucks

[sweet quest]

zandvoort

[copper epoch]

Mcdondalds is like a standard
It's the not the greatest but it legit isn't the wrong pick either

[sweet quest]

Spa

Assen

[quiet kindle]

i can’t stand zero sugar drinks they taste SOOOO BADD

[tardy thorn]

i'll do spa since i don't have the others

[sweet quest]

lol

[dusky grove]

its what the npc ceo said remember
if he doesn't even want to eat his own slop, then good, thats a good anti ad campaign for mcdonalds

shit is gross

[tardy thorn]

2020 or 2022 layout

[sweet quest]

idk

both

[quiet kindle]

Ohhhh LMAOOO yeah

[copper epoch]

Then don't
Be legit me
Order an ice black coffee

[quiet kindle]

mcdonald’s is like so unhealthily nasty

[kind nacelle]

Hi martol

[sweet quest]

God damnit i already know im gonna be in tears in a bit

[quiet kindle]

i don’t drink black coffee lol

[tardy thorn]

lol

[quiet kindle]

if i go mcdonald’s again ima get the milkshake that’s it

[chrome hawk]

UK mcdonald's can't be worse than US

[tardy thorn]

well i'll be in vc racing in AMS2 in a bit

[quiet kindle]

no it is lol

[dusky grove]

@copper epoch boom 💥

[sweet quest]

watching christina grimmie videos gets the tears flowing every single time

[copper epoch]

I drink black coffee so much that I legit enjoyed it

[copper epoch]

Nice

[quiet kindle]

UK mcdonald’s having smaller portion sizes will already be enough to put americans off

[dusky grove]

im near corniche in ad so basically the ocean

[chrome hawk]

https://giphy.com/gifs/dj-khaled-GV3aYiEP8qbao

[fervent swift]

The vocal coaches reacting to singers are kinda interesting. The other ones are just kinda cash-grabs/easy views with no substance.

Like a specific type of person who's obviously pretending to be into some old classic rock song... those ones are a bummer.

[copper epoch]

It's legit what it feels like

[dusky grove]

the minister of defense sat on the alert remote control

[sweet quest]

Yeah the stupid reaction videos where its just some dude faking a reaction suck

[chrome hawk]

Did you finish school yet

[sweet quest]

but vocal coaches reacting to insane vocals is just good entertainment

[fervent swift]

I tried to word that in a very politcally correct way.

[dusky grove]

Yea

Today was it

[chrome hawk]

At least there's that

[hard wing]

https://tenor.com/view/album-benjammins-breaking-the-ice-drake-drake-ice-gif-10494632081980014346

[sweet quest]

in this case, geoff castellucci is one of the best bass singers out there and his range is insane

[dusky grove]

its only 2 months before I leave

[sweet quest]

Was on a binge with Maphra reactions couple weeks back

[chrome hawk]

Oh, nice

[sweet quest]

Lorna shore

[chrome hawk]

Going to freedom land?

[sweet quest]

stuff like that

[dusky grove]

its crazy cuz I planned this for 2 years now

but nows my chance

[fervent swift]

How many times you seen thumbnails of people watchin tool? lmao.

[spring tangle]

Has anyone here who isn’t English seen the tv show “top boy”

[sweet quest]

never

[dusky grove]

Yes watch me gain 167 kg

[sweet quest]

or atleast, never noticed it

dont really listen to tool

[chrome hawk]

[fervent swift]

Omg really? It's like the exact same video from them playing live in the 90s. Every reaction youtuber does like - the exact same video too.

[chrome hawk]

This was your last year right

Or second year

[spring tangle]

Wow ok

[copper epoch]

Top gear?
Excellent show
Masterpiece

[spring tangle]

No

[sweet quest]

ah, well i dont watch the dumb reactions

[dusky grove]

initially years back we were all going to go to oman but plans changed like last year since im gonna go, tho my parents will go to oman

[fervent swift]

Get the audience some damn chairs...

[dusky grove]

of uni?

[fervent swift]

All the British shows love making people stand...

[spring tangle]

Go be lums neighbour

Shout obscenities at him over the fence

[copper epoch]

Anywyas I'm gonna go
I am still watching the godfather 2

[dusky grove]

@copper epoch 5th alert 🫩

[chrome hawk]

Yeah

[dusky grove]

this was my second year, two more left

[sweet quest]

@fervent swift one of my favorites is the charismatic voice.
Opera singer/vocal coach doing reactions to songs.
She got so intrigued by Will ramos, the singer of lorna shore (deathcore band) that she invited him to the show, they ended up using a camera in his throat to see how his vocal cords twist and turn when he makes certain noises, they did a "Workshop" on how to get into metal vocals and they ended up becoming really good friends

shit like that is just fun

[copper epoch]

What

I just called my mom

[chrome hawk]

heh, i thought cs was 3 years

[copper epoch]

I legit was joking to my mom that she was the most bad luck because the second she left the house
3 alarms came

[dusky grove]

nop its a standard 4 year
and its not really cs. thats a more broad degree, mine's software engineering which is very specific to focus on software/web development primarily