community

[grand spoke]

Bro.

[floral aspen]

no, you’re not! death is made up by the government!

[long harness]

satellite

[grand spoke]

Astronomy

[solemn crater]

EXACTLY

[long harness]

observatories

[floral aspen]

astronomy is realism…

[sterile raft]

Let's assume you can. Just happen to see this weird blue ball and zoom in on it. What do you see happening on earth.

[grand spoke]

Im dead. I cant even be here rn

[floral aspen]

it’s the study of space which takes years and years of research

[long harness]

yea u poopyhead

[solemn crater]

https://tenor.com/view/this-guy-gets-it-nick-offerman-gif-14758472

[sterile raft]

We can but only if they are lit up, like when a sun passes near a planet

When. What era. What year.

[limber coral]

grimace shake just dropped

[solemn crater]

The death of the earth is soon

[floral aspen]

fr?

[flint sparrow]

grimace shake sucks

[floral aspen]

we have like 2 billion years but ok…

and that’s just the death of humanity

[pseudo turret]

It's citrus and something else

That's it I think

[flint sparrow]

the government drugging us thru McDonald's yall know

[sterile raft]

4 years ago.
Light Year.

[solemn crater]

That's what the government wants you to think Makki

[long harness]

yea the first pic being from eso telescope

[sterile raft]

Proxima is 4 LY

[floral aspen]

what government

[flint sparrow]

I drank it

so much sugar

[solemn crater]

The government

[flint sparrow]

I almost expelled it

[floral aspen]

what government

[pseudo turret]

Oh no

[floral aspen]

EW

[solemn crater]

The government

[flint sparrow]

the illuminati

[solemn crater]

It's a government trap don't fall for it!

[pseudo turret]

I think that's in Germany

[floral aspen]

what’s that

[pseudo turret]

I'm not good with languages

[solemn crater]

Money scandal

[sterile raft]

Light takes 4 years to get from earth to this example place.
That means the reverse as well. If earth observes it, we observe 4 years behind "now".

We can see planets thousands. Millions of light years away. But those are in the past because light is just now reaching us.

[pseudo turret]

https://tenor.com/view/pixiz-illuminati-art-gif-6687723139330626870

[flint sparrow]

[solemn crater]

Money scheme

[pseudo turret]

It was popular a few years ago for lmg stuff too

[sterile raft]

A place seeing earth 1000 Ly away will see earth 1000 years ago

[flint sparrow]

mlg

[pseudo turret]

Sorry yeah

[solemn crater]

Swarmlord is a fed DON'T ENGAGE

[sterile raft]

And more

[solemn crater]

Oh

[flint sparrow]

are they wrestling

[sterile raft]

No

You'd have to travel faster than light

[flint sparrow]

we arleady have it

[solemn crater]

Agent stop he's a Chinese fed

[flint sparrow]

lol damn

[floral aspen]

no

[pseudo turret]

Doesnt it take 6 minutes to travel from the sun to us?

[flint sparrow]

call the cops

[sterile raft]

As far as we understand it.

[solemn crater]

Ong

[floral aspen]

probably in space

[pseudo turret]

I got that from a vsauce video

[sterile raft]

If you find a way to go faster than light, you have made a scientific breakthrough of the forever, or you fucked up your math

[solemn crater]

Guys Makki is a Chinese fed

DO NOT ENGAGE

[pseudo turret]

I knew it

[flint sparrow]

same

[solemn crater]

I have a 6th sense for this stuff

[upper token]

@sterile raft hootai you know the octoling amiibo with the MASSIVE wizard hat

[merry perch]

What if you just ran very fast

[upper token]

[merry perch]

[flint sparrow]

wally west type shi

[sterile raft]

Yeah

[upper token]

im thinking of getting that amiibo

[solemn crater]

https://tenor.com/view/flight-reacts-flight-yikes-flight-meme-gif-12822158462297009384

[ancient horizon]

who here has a degree in psychology

who can i vent to

[sterile raft]

What are you using for fuel, because it must have a very high energy efficiency to not run out on the way speeding up to light.

[merry perch]

[flint sparrow]

the vents

[merry perch]

Redbull winter addition

[sterile raft]

Clearly

[ancient horizon]

who can i vent to

[flint sparrow]

yo mom

[mighty raft]

he quiet he'll hear you and solo you're favorite characters verse

[floral aspen]

988 idk

[ancient horizon]

good idea

[flint sparrow]

how do you know that

[floral aspen]

know what

[flint sparrow]

988

[solemn crater]

I'm onto you fed

[merry perch]

505

[floral aspen]

everyone knows 988

[floral aspen]

pls no

[flint sparrow]

arctic monkeys

[merry perch]

[floral aspen]

dracula our cover is blown he caught us

i’m going back to 505

[flint sparrow]

you failed

[floral aspen]

[solemn crater]

Agent this is code for abort mission

[flint sparrow]

starts talking in Chinese

[floral aspen]

you’re right it’s code

[solemn crater]

I AM NOT INSANE!

[flint sparrow]

I even got a xiaomi

[floral aspen]

your bedroom is painted white and you can even jump around in there, the walls are padded!

[flint sparrow]

lmaos friend

[solemn crater]

https://tenor.com/view/jew-gif-9865052254369433671

[floral aspen]

my mom threatened to send me to a mental hospital cause my head hurt

[flint sparrow]

hey i almost went there too

[solemn crater]

I TOLD U I WASNT LYING

[flint sparrow]

not cause my head hurt tho

[solemn crater]

CHINESE FEDS INFILTRATED GTA SERVERS

[floral aspen]

omg imagine they all get out

and start a riot

[flint sparrow]

prison break

[floral aspen]

well duh

[flint sparrow]

like that episode on the boys

[solemn crater]

https://tenor.com/view/gioated-family-guy-peter-griffin-crazy-straightjacket-gif-20619219

[nimble jay]

We're fucking sucking today

[floral aspen]

that’s idiotic

ew

[floral aspen]

yes!

[flint sparrow]

I almost killed a dude too

yall know him

[floral aspen]

that’s my cue to leave

[ancient horizon]

god forbid people with 67 in their name become a doctor lawyer or political figure

[flint sparrow]

thank god

[floral aspen]

i’ll become ur psychologist

[flint sparrow]

@ancient horizon you're doomed

[solemn crater]

https://tenor.com/view/alex-jones-tantrum-butthurt-rampage-angry-gif-13615981

[floral aspen]

he’s so excited

THAT GAVE ME A LAUGH

[flint sparrow]

!lfg

[pliant current]

@fossil sorrel, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #ps4｜cayo-perico-lfg, #ps5｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #ps4｜casino-lfg, #ps5｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #ps4｜old-heist-lfg, #ps5｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #ps4｜vehicles-lfg, #ps5｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #ps4｜other-lfg, #ps5｜other-lfg

Requested by: @flint sparrow

[solemn crater]

Ok

[floral aspen]

it’s not funny anymore

[flint sparrow]

bro got banned

lol

[floral aspen]

why😭

[solemn crater]

Fr?

[flint sparrow]

ye

[quiet thunder]

Rip agent

[flint sparrow]

all his messages are gone

[solemn crater]

Oh shit

[flint sparrow]

he was with the Russians

[glacial mango]

My PS4 will never get shut down

[solemn crater]

Now I can't rant about the Chinese feds

[flint sparrow]

I'm coming to turn your power off

[solemn crater]

How long was agent in here

[tight linden]

How’s Logan

[quiet thunder]

Ye probably shouldn’t be xenophobic in here

[ancient horizon]

i took an adrenaline shot into my right thigh and ive been getting way more energy

[solemn crater]

What's that

[ancient horizon]

is this normal

[solemn crater]

It's adrenaline no shit

[flint sparrow]

not long

[floral aspen]

he cut his finger on a stick

[quiet thunder]

https://tenor.com/view/google-exists-google-search-it-geekboy-geekboy-cz-gif-25933207

[ancient horizon]

i feel crazy

[floral aspen]

duh

[ancient horizon]

what should i do

i feel crazy

[tight linden]

Average Logan experience

[floral aspen]

go bowling

[solemn crater]

Ssme

[ancient horizon]

what

my laptop fans sound like a car engine what should i do

[floral aspen]

tell them stop it

[tight linden]

Eat it

[flint sparrow]

@elder flame

[solemn crater]

I just looked up xenophobic meaning

[floral aspen]

probably shouldn’t talk about that here

[solemn crater]

Let me make this clear whatever I say about the Chinese is not serious

[floral aspen]

oh twin was warned

[quiet thunder]

Doesn’t matter just don’t say it in general

[flint sparrow]

I'm very offended

[floral aspen]

you’re not even chinese

[tight linden]

I got a warning yesterday for posting an NCIS GIF

[solemn crater]

I am not being held at gun point

[flint sparrow]

prove it

[floral aspen]

you’re gonna get in trouble for talking about the warm

[dusky grove]

hes chinese

stop offending

[flint sparrow]

thanks

[solemn crater]

https://tenor.com/view/punisher-no-no-no-tanklorde-gif-13191678230910881285

[solemn crater]

Warm

Worm

[floral aspen]

stop this madness

[tight linden]

The weirdest ban I ever got on discord I posted my face after one of my fights where I was a bit cut up the server through a massive tantrum

[quiet thunder]

Ye don’t talk about summer here against the rules

[floral aspen]

STOP WHAT

[flint sparrow]

threw

meow

[vestal raft]

we'd ban u here for that too

[pseudo turret]

https://tenor.com/view/good-night-goodnight-night-night-night-sleepy-gif-14932755181485165841

[tight linden]

https://tenor.com/view/simpsons-homer-simpson-gif-13518564799186478937

[solemn crater]

https://tenor.com/view/dwayne-johnson-young-dwayne-roll-eyes-whatever-gif-17391050

[quiet thunder]

BIG DERRIK IN THE HOUSESE

[floral aspen]

i wanna believe that’s a joke but i can’t

[floral aspen]

it’s scary

[flint sparrow]

you wrote his name wrong

[vestal raft]

we have to cause partnered server

[grand spoke]

Pardon

[quiet thunder]

Nuh uh

[flint sparrow]

who's the partner

[dusky grove]

the neckbeard ceo

[vestal raft]

you partner

[dusky grove]

of dc

or whatever

[flint sparrow]

[solemn crater]

Yes you did his name his lowercase not all caps

[tight linden]

Meow

[solemn crater]

Dummy

[quiet thunder]

You watch that nat geo

[flint sparrow]

meow

[quiet thunder]

Bruh leave me alone

[tight linden]

I randomly made my own peanut butter. I’m officially on side quests.

[grand spoke]

This chat has been so entertaining tonight

[vestal raft]

yesssir gf and me watched it before bed last night

[quiet thunder]

What y’all think

[dusky grove]

seeing you here is like nat geo in heart

[flint sparrow]

did yall copy the lions

[vestal raft]

it was neat. ai slop but also really cool

[tight linden]

My friend just texted me saying yo I’m in a forest

[vestal raft]

it'd be cool if they do more

[timber yoke]

brainrot makkki

[quiet thunder]

Definitely ai slop but was dope

[floral aspen]

WOW HI

[timber yoke]

helllooo

[quiet thunder]

The geodude life made me sad

[tight linden]

Have you tried not being sad?

[quiet thunder]

My psychiatrist asked me the same thing

My answer

No

[vestal raft]

they should do a whole series on it

id watch tf outta it

[timber yoke]

maybe you should get a new one if thats what they asked

[tight linden]

Sometimes when I have to be a psychiatrist at work I think to myself I wonder if this person needs a cat

[low thunder]

whats up with nat geo...

[solemn crater]

Hi

[flint sparrow]

the mod that never appears

[quiet thunder]

As much as I see on instagram if we did a lil digging they probably do gang

[grand spoke]

Who tf is harry

[low thunder]

thats why im the mod

[low thunder]

who tf is u

[solemn crater]

Harry

[grand spoke]

Im an npc

[low thunder]

me too

[flint sparrow]

mods ain't supposed to be rude

or you end up like tryka

[low thunder]

aint rude if I responded with the same wording

that's called 'normalisation'

[solemn crater]

I'm reporting Harry for toxicity

[grand spoke]

Yall..

[quartz blade]

hi

[dusky grove]

aggressively asking who someone is isnt it lool

[tight linden]

I’m reporting you for reporting him

[solemn crater]

Nooo

[low thunder]

yeah exactly

[grand spoke]

Bro. I was the one who asked aggressively

[low thunder]

im reporting yall

[grand spoke]

Stop pestering poor harry

[ivory basalt]

I dare you

[low thunder]

yeah thats what I meant

[solemn crater]

I'm reporting you for false reporting

[grand spoke]

All good man. Idk whats up with everyone else

[quiet thunder]

How you know he’s poor

[ivory basalt]

IRS agent

[low thunder]

they got a topic lmao

[grand spoke]

Im psychic

[quiet thunder]

I should a known

[low thunder]

im autisic

[tight linden]

We are all poor

[solemn crater]

And

[quiet thunder]

I’m acoustic

[low thunder]

and get a life

[tight linden]

I probably got autism and numerous other diseases

[flint sparrow]

Harry Harry harry

[grand spoke]

Autism isnt a disease

[low thunder]

true

diseases can be healed

[dusky grove]

neurodivergents are ordinary

[low thunder]

wait lemme google this

[solemn crater]

Crohns disease

[quiet thunder]

Just when I thought I was special

[grand spoke]

Neurotypical are strange imp

Imo

[dusky grove]

nah

being autistic is extremely common

[solemn crater]

Bit rude no?

[low thunder]

almost everyone who thinks they're special is ordinary

[tight linden]

It’s kind of funny

[dusky grove]

i have adhd but that doesnt make any difference

[low thunder]

im sorry sir

[merry perch]

It be like that

[solemn crater]

Crohns disease can't be "healed" I'm pretty sure

[timber yoke]

mehh i honestly agree with what u said

[grand spoke]

The chat is pretty strange

[low thunder]

don't we all

[solemn crater]

Might be wrong

[merry perch]

Diseases are just smth that objectively negatively impacts you

Iirc

[low thunder]

this is what it took to get the convo off of us

[grand spoke]

Lol thats true

[tight linden]

I wish July would hurry up

[timber yoke]

sounds about right

[low thunder]

whats in july

[solemn crater]

Give it time

[tight linden]

My first exhibition boxing fight in years

[low thunder]

oh that sounds exciting, all the best!

[timber yoke]

goodluck

[floral aspen]

hi i guess.

[grand spoke]

I love makki

[tight linden]

July 11

[timber yoke]

woww okay just ignore my hello then

[floral aspen]

I SAID HI FIRST

[flint sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/tom-and-jerry-gif-26736068

[floral aspen]

i love lexi

[grand spoke]

Lol I giggled

[timber yoke]

AND I SAID HELLO

[low thunder]

topic changes again and harry leaves for work

lester agrees

[grand spoke]

Ll

I giggled again

[tight linden]

I need to buy more boxing gloves

[grand spoke]

Goodbye Harry

[dusky grove]

moderator with employment? i cannot fulfill the rest of this joke as its repetitive

[timber yoke]

• @timber yoke agrees*

bro

[flint sparrow]

he's not gonna appear for weeks now

[timber yoke]

fuck this app💔

[low thunder]

matter of fact I don't know the rest of the joke

[grand spoke]

We will see him next year

[solemn crater]

Harry let's get along okay 👌

[low thunder]

We are along

[grand spoke]

Bro made himself the topic again

Man hes so into himself

[low thunder]

I am

[solemn crater]

Real

[low thunder]

ok bye my manager callin

[timber yoke]

pov the word alone if it fought with the letter e and needed an alternative

[grand spoke]

[timber yoke]

i cant spell ig

[grand spoke]

Its okay

[timber yoke]

i think its funny that this is from the lgbqt server

[grand spoke]

Omg lol

[timber yoke]

i wrote that wrong

[grand spoke]

Omg

[solemn crater]

??

[grand spoke]

Stop

[timber yoke]

!!

[tight linden]

Now I’m going to spend the next hour looking at random protein powders

[grand spoke]

Im literally wheezing

[solemn crater]

What is ur point though

[timber yoke]

nothing it was just funny to me

[solemn crater]

How come

[ancient horizon]

what

[quiet thunder]

Bruh I think someone broke into my landlords house there’s like 17 sheriffs at her house

[timber yoke]

[grand spoke]

Omg hope shes ok

[quiet thunder]

She’s not home

[grand spoke]

I have no idea.

[tight linden]

Ooooo chocolate

[timber yoke]

i wonder if snorting protein powder does the same thing

[grand spoke]

Ew imagine

[timber yoke]

i mean it definitely wont feel nice

[grand spoke]

I just eat beef jerky

[timber yoke]

but will it work?

[solemn crater]

@quiet thunder hang up that computer call

[grand spoke]

No

[tight linden]

Probably

[quiet thunder]

Ima ask you one more time to leave me tf alone gang

[timber yoke]

use the ignore feature

[solemn crater]

Hostility

[quiet thunder]

Not in the mood to deal with stupid tn

[flint sparrow]

he gonna pull the 9mm

[tight linden]

See ya mate

[grand spoke]

Bro just joined today

[quiet thunder]

Not worth it

[solemn crater]

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-s-patrick-patrick-star-bottle-dumb-gif-1741625486363070335

Me apparently

[timber yoke]

i dont mean anything towards xbox users BUTTT he does match the stereotype

[grand spoke]

[solemn crater]

I don't even play xbox fr

My playstation dead

[timber yoke]

bait

[quiet thunder]

Real

[timber yoke]

anyways

[tight linden]

I found a protein powder for $35 at the store

[solemn crater]

Biased

[grand spoke]

Im hungry

[timber yoke]

its definitely 70% weed

[timber yoke]

hi hungry im dad

wait no im not

[grand spoke]

Hi dad

[molten wedge]

@vapid nacelle where u at

[hard moth]

Just buy brine shrimp for protein

[timber yoke]

OR

uranium

[hard moth]

Yum

[solemn crater]

https://tenor.com/view/67-bunny-electricity-blue-eyes-gif-2575377350962267938

[grand spoke]

This kid

[timber yoke]

one lick is enough to bulk til earth explodes probably

[grand spoke]

Half an hour until class

Im not feeling it

[timber yoke]

what subject

[tight linden]

Probably

[floral aspen]

[grand spoke]

Psychology we reviewing today and handing in late work

[hard moth]

https://tenor.com/view/davidzdollztwt-gif-16394700148500798260

[grand spoke]

My professor hates me

No matter what I do she fails me

Talks down to me

[robust oracle]

Guys do you think a dairy cow would still make just as good a burger ?

[merry perch]

No

[grand spoke]

No

[quiet thunder]

Nah

[hard moth]

Give the professor a 67

[robust oracle]

Why no?

[grand spoke]

Thats why beef cows are raised feral

[merry perch]

They serve different purposes

Raised to have different meat qualities

[quiet thunder]

Longer the cow is alive the tougher the meat gets milk cows have long work cycles

[grand spoke]

Beef cows arent used to humans

Bro asked a question that he didnt need the answer to he just wanted to argue

[robust oracle]

So basically internet says it tastes better

[quiet thunder]

Does that really surprise you in this server

[grand spoke]

Thats 2 nights in a row hes been at it

[robust oracle]

Omg shush I asked a question here first and just compared it to a basic search don't stir the pot

[grand spoke]

Sorry. I apologize

[vestal raft]

if you knew the answer, then why did you ask here and question someone whose answers aligns exactly with what you googled?

[robust oracle]

It's ok dw about it

[quiet thunder]

Sped

[robust oracle]

Maybe somebody here ate dairy cow before you never know unless you ask

That's kinda what I was hoping for

A personal experience

Get that dialogue flowing

[grand spoke]

In other news I hate timezones

[tight linden]

Time zones are a myth to sell more clocks

[merry perch]

[tight linden]

I have officially given up trying to figure out protein powder. That shit is fucking confusing. I’m just gonna drink electrolyte powder instead.

[hard moth]

Brine shrimp bro

[merry perch]

Just get whey protein gng

[tight linden]

Close enough, fuck it that works

[hard moth]

SHRIMPPP

[tight linden]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-uiia-gif-2363911505930596945

[ancient horizon]

who here is good in physics

[ivory basalt]

I'm only human afterall

[ancient horizon]

please reavulate yourself

[hard moth]

Epstein

[ancient horizon]

you mean einstein

[ivory basalt]

Me

[ancient horizon]

u good in physics?

[hard moth]

Nah

[ivory basalt]

Ye

[hard moth]

https://tenor.com/view/epstein-epstein-files-epstein-island-jeffrey-epstein-trump-epstein-gif-147873707617354730

[ancient horizon]

explain forces

[ivory basalt]

This grade 8 physics

[ancient horizon]

explain forces

[quiet thunder]

Wasn’t bro like a Math and physics teacher?

[tight linden]

I failed physics

[hard moth]

No idea

[ivory basalt]

Sorry i cheated Every test ever

[hard moth]

[tight linden]

The only test I ever cheated on was my pass project

[ancient horizon]

wait how

[hard moth]

I haven't cheated on tests since Elementary

[ancient horizon]

ive cheated on math tests since october 2025

[hard moth]

Homework is fair game but tests are something else.

[tight linden]

One thing that still makes me cringe every time I fucking think about it is this boys would write girls names on their arms that we’re dating I still want to throw the fuck up every time I think about it

[ancient horizon]

fr

aint nobody care about that

[quiet thunder]

I didn’t even do my homework and still had like a B average

[hard moth]

I usually have an 85 grade on average

[ancient horizon]

how many subjects do u do

[hard moth]

11 I think?

[quiet thunder]

I also had like 2 teachers tell me to just not come back to class and they’d give me a C for the semester

[hard moth]

Lmao what

[tight linden]

I used to skip my last class so I could go to the boxing gym early

[quiet thunder]

I was a demon in school

Most my teachers hated me

But I passed everything so they had to get over it

[hard moth]

The school I go to is pretty chill.

[quiet thunder]

I mean this was the mid 2010s so things were different

[hard moth]

Most dramas are just teenagers doing PDA

[tight linden]

I remember playing dodgeball. I broke my cheek bone and my nose.

[hard moth]

Or stupid arguments

[tight linden]

My high school’s solution everything was an ice pack

[hard moth]

I'm quite lucky to be in the school I'm in, other local schools have thieves, bullies, and teenage pregnancies.

[ancient horizon]

can someone teach me forces

can you guys be useful for once in your life

[hard moth]

Google bro

[ancient horizon]

i did

[hard moth]

Look harder

[quiet thunder]

Maybe pay attention in class

[tight linden]

I remember one time I got a chair thrown at my head and cut my face open bad bleeding profusely. The school nurse turns. Do you need an ice pack?

[ancient horizon]

they never taught us this

[hard moth]

[ancient horizon]

who threw a chair at ur head

[hard moth]

Ask the smartest classmate.

[ancient horizon]

id have to ask myself

[hard moth]

[tight linden]

It was another student

[quiet thunder]

Ye ok sure

[ancient horizon]

why

[tight linden]

Because I picked his girlfriend to do a project with me

[hard moth]

Legit bro I don't think one of your classmates wouldn't know

[ancient horizon]

why did you pick his girl

[hard moth]

Crashout

[tight linden]

Because I don’t fucking know I was like 16

[ancient horizon]

wow

why didnt u dodge

why didnt u run

[tight linden]

Hang on, I’ll invite fucking time travelled to avoid the flying chair that I didn’t see coming

[ancient horizon]

u should have beat his ass

[hard moth]

That's dumb and unfortunately, probably normal.

[quiet thunder]

Bro thinks you’re fukn Spider-Man or something

[hard moth]

Lmao

[tight linden]

No, I was too busy trying not to bleed to death

[ancient horizon]

did u beat his ass afterwards

[hard moth]

Shonen MC type of mindset

[tight linden]

Oh yes

[quiet thunder]

Stg lemme just sense a chair being thrown at me

[ancient horizon]

i thought it was thrown infront of him

pink little monkey

[tight linden]

The worst part was our uniform was white my shirt wasn’t

[quiet thunder]

Ye you really showing you the smartest kid in class

[ancient horizon]

im smarter than u

[ancient horizon]

how did u beat him

[hard moth]

Even then I don't think a normal kid would be able to dodge

[quiet thunder]

I highly doubt that

[tight linden]

I kicked him between the legs like I was teeing off like a field goal

[hard moth]

Explain forces

[ancient horizon]

makes sense coming from someone not smarter

[ancient horizon]

no

[hard moth]

[ancient horizon]

and then what after

[quiet thunder]

I’m twice your age son chill

[tight linden]

He was crying for like a solid hour

[ancient horizon]

hard to believe considering part of the new generation

i would know because u think using "son" is tuff

[hard moth]

Did he break up with his GF after?

[ancient horizon]

no like is that all you did

[hard moth]

Girl needed someone betted

[quiet thunder]

Im 30

[tight linden]

Well, I wasn’t gonna fucking punch the guy in the face. I didn’t need to be suspended.

Plus there was this high school dance I wanted to go to

[ancient horizon]

and ur inhabitating traits of the new gen

[solemn crater]

Like many do

[ancient horizon]

shouldnt happen

but of course its been normalized

[solemn crater]

Yet it does

[hard moth]

[ancient horizon]

god forbid these people become doctors and lawyers

[ancient horizon]

because its normalized

like i just said

[hard moth]

I'd prefer a brainrotted doctor that does his job well

Finna giggle

[solemn crater]

Same

[ancient horizon]

ur not gonna find a brainrotted doctor that does its job well

[hard moth]

We'll see

[quiet thunder]

Most doctors brain rotted or not don’t come to discord to ask for homework help 💀

[ancient horizon]

most likely passed with chatgpt to add

[hard moth]

A good doctor wouldn't

But oh well

[solemn crater]

That's how i passed my ged

[ancient horizon]

thats how chatgpt passed ur ged

[tight linden]

I hate when people come to the ER and Google their symptoms and they think they have cancer

[ancient horizon]

u a doc?

[solemn crater]

https://tenor.com/view/dwayne-johnson-young-dwayne-roll-eyes-whatever-gif-17391050

[tight linden]

Nah nurse

[hard moth]

It's better than nothing

But ER is something

[ancient horizon]

u a guy or girl

[tight linden]

I identify as a pigeon

[solemn crater]

Doc I have crohns am I gonna die

[hard moth]

A trump

[tight linden]

Skill issue

[quiet thunder]

Why does that matter in the slightest

[hard moth]

Sussy baka

[ancient horizon]

it matters

[hard moth]

[tight linden]

That’s why I responded with the joke of me being a pigeon

[open parcel]

[quiet thunder]

It doesn’t

[ancient horizon]

yes it does

[tight linden]

I do like working in psychiatry though

[ancient horizon]

think out the box

[hard moth]

Barely does bro

[tight linden]

I’ve always had a fascination with the human brain. What makes humans tick.

[solemn crater]

Lynch why does it matter exactly?

[quiet thunder]

Please explain how the gender of a nurse matters

[hard moth]

Dawg I'm agreeing with you

[tight linden]

I don’t know maybe he has a fascination with nurses

[merry perch]

Perchance

[hard moth]

Gender barely matters when it comes to interaction

[tight linden]

Actually, I identify as a pigeon

[solemn crater]

It doesn't

[hard moth]

Go fly

[tight linden]

No I am just a birb who really really likes Doritos

[jagged ridge]

hello stinkys

[random bolt]

@glass mist dms

[hard moth]

A flightless bird?

Dodo fr

[ancient horizon]

if ur studying to become a nurse as a man u might as well become a doctor

[hard moth]

Nah

[ancient horizon]

yes

[tight linden]

You’re an idiot

[hard moth]

That's dependent on the person

[ancient horizon]

sorry u didnt make the right call years ago

[quiet thunder]

You’re just now figuring this out?

[tight linden]

True

[solemn crater]

You're an idiot

[ancient horizon]

how

[hard moth]

He just sent it out loud

[tight linden]

[jagged ridge]

its raining here . very heavily

[ancient horizon]

not one of yall have said why btw

yall are the one whos idiotic

[hard moth]

[tight linden]

Why did you respond to yourself?

[quiet thunder]

https://tenor.com/view/homer-brain-monkey-gif-11098413

[merry perch]

Good

[ancient horizon]

how

[hard moth]

To make lynch see it

[solemn crater]

Relax young man

[ancient horizon]

you havent explained why

[tight linden]

Oh

[hard moth]

Being a nurse is dependent on the person's interest and goals

[ancient horizon]

no ur just wasting your life

[hard moth]

Lmao

[ancient horizon]

that has nothing to do with the interest and goals

[hard moth]

[quiet thunder]

“Guys I’m getting mad you guys wont explain to me how I’m stupid” -lynch 2026

[ancient horizon]

ur basically selling yourself short

[merry perch]

Literally 2 different jobs

[tight linden]

This monkey is pretty smart

[hard moth]

I think he's just trolling

Bait fr

[ancient horizon]

ur putting the same amount of years to become a nurse as a doctor

[solemn crater]

Loser shit fr

[quiet thunder]

I’m honestly pretty dumb but I don’t need people to explain why

[tight linden]

Okay, one takes four the other takes 13-21 years

[hard moth]

Definitely bait

[merry perch]

Perhaps

[ancient horizon]

expected better information from a nurse

[solemn crater]

Same amount of time in his head lol

[tight linden]

Why don’t you go fuck yourself?

[solemn crater]

Loser shit fr

[hard moth]

Have you learned forces yet?

[quiet thunder]

Namaste don’t let him get you outta pocket

[ancient horizon]

nursing school takes 5 years and a doctor takes 5 years 2-3 more depending on what ur specializing in

[tight linden]

Hey Einstein, I’m Australian. We have different regulations.

[merry perch]

Residency alone is like 5 years for a doctor

[ancient horizon]

you should have said that like 20 mins ago then

[quiet thunder]

He doesn’t know where that is you gotta say kangaroo land

[hard moth]

Nice

[ancient horizon]

5 years to study medicine in uni then 3 years for the speciality

[solemn crater]

He doesn't know what a kangaroo is bro simplify it more for him

[hard moth]

Oh cool I'm level 10 now.

[tight linden]

I’ve eaten kangaroo it’s quite nice

[ancient horizon]

ok glad you guys know nursing and medical doctor takes the same amount of years

[solemn crater]

Have you ever had alligator

[tight linden]

Once

[solemn crater]

Its good

[quiet thunder]

If you had to compare it to another animal what’s it taste like

[tight linden]

I don’t really know. I haven’t had it in years.

[quiet thunder]

Fair

[solemn crater]

Pork

[quiet thunder]

Go box one for training and eat it to lmk

[hard moth]

And there's Filipinos that eat dogs

[tight linden]

Average Florida experience

[hard moth]

Just some of them at least

[solemn crater]

@tight linden was never seen again

[quiet thunder]

Hey now I’m only a few states north of there chill 💀

[solemn crater]

I was born in Florida lol

[hard moth]

I have yet to meet an asian here.

[quiet thunder]

@icy compass you’re needed

[tight linden]

I actually didn’t know that I’m sorry

[merry perch]

Its like asking if beef taste like any other animal

[hard moth]

Woah

[quiet thunder]

She’s one of my favorite people

[molten wedge]

[solemn crater]

Nah ur good gang dw about it I found it funny

[ancient horizon]

@molten wedge

[tight linden]

The only thing I legit know about Florida is Florida man

[hard moth]

And GTA 6

[solemn crater]

That's basically about it lol

[molten wedge]

?

[tight linden]

In high school, they meet us. Try to remember every American state I got 10 correct

[quiet thunder]

Eh not really most people have tried beef

[hard moth]

Have yall tried Pork brain?

[ancient horizon]

how many years to become a doctor

[merry perch]

You're missing the point

[quiet thunder]

Yes actually grew up on a pig farm

[hard moth]

Some Filipinos eat it

[solemn crater]

If I had to describe it for the 15 years I was there lots of racists, very hot weather, did I mention racists

[hard moth]

I haven't ate some cause ehh

[quiet thunder]

Not to be rude or xenophobic but what don’t Filipinos eat

[tight linden]

I just found out I have a random Diet Coke in my fridge

[random bolt]

Yall ever tried hot hog head cheese?

[hard moth]

I dunno

[solemn crater]

Where I lived in Florida atleast

[hard moth]

Some eat worms from trees I think?

[solemn crater]

I'm moving back to Florida with my boyfriend soon

[tight linden]

Can you send me some cooked alligator?

[hard moth]

Filipinos are weird

[solemn crater]

It most likely would not be good

[quiet thunder]

Pretty sure they are a don’t waste society that’s why i asked

[tight linden]

I wonder if I can get cooked alligator in Australia let me google that shit

[solemn crater]

Alligator is only good fresh imo

[hard moth]

Like I've seen so much drama between provinces it's odd

[tight linden]

Oh wait, I’m Australian. It’s a crocodile.

[hard moth]

Eh I don't pay attention much to my culture

It varies from island to island.

[tight linden]

https://tenor.com/view/capybara-wearing-crocs-gif-1831068075687129857

I’m happy I don’t live anywhere near the northern territory with crocodiles I just live with the rest of the dangerous and venomous shit

[hard moth]

We have thousands of islands in the country and every one of them probably has beef with another.

[solemn crater]

I know someone who lived on a island

[hard moth]

https://tenor.com/view/epstein-jeffrey-epstein-gif-17364286888552834791

[solemn crater]

My friend from Hawaii

[tight linden]

I’m starting to think Australia is just a test server for hell

[icy compass]

Damnnn I’m needed?

[solemn crater]

No get out

[hard moth]

Human training ground

There the peak of humanity shall rise

[tight linden]

Australia is a funny place

[icy compass]

No isn’t the human training ground South America?

Or is South America PvP zone

[hard moth]

Dunno

[quiet thunder]

Bro said he’s never met an Asian here so why not bring him the bestest one

[robust oracle]

Guys my German cop friend got injured tonight on patrol

[tight linden]

My eBay parcel got stolen and I had to wait a certain amount of time for eBay to get involved that came to eBay was like yeah don’t worry boss you get your money tomorrow

[hard moth]

Hello asian

[icy compass]

Yahelloooo

[hard moth]

[icy compass]

🥰

[icy compass]

What area you live ?

[hard moth]

[tight linden]

VIC

I ordered some DVDs through eBay came home from the gym and they were mysteriously missing. I asked for my money back but they had to wait on a response for the buyer who was a dick and never responded but today I was like yo can I at least have my money back and like oh yeah don’t worry I’ll be back tomorrow

[solemn crater]

AYO

[hard moth]

https://tenor.com/view/gohan-mad-gif-16392909000879197215

Much better

[dusky grove]

@icy compass

[tight linden]

@icy compass

[solemn crater]

Don't ping that chud

[tight linden]

I’m also helping

[dusky grove]

whoever the fuck you are

[solemn crater]

Oh sorry I haven't introduced myself

I'm Zach

[hard moth]

Why the pings?

[solemn crater]

You are?

Or just don't answer

[sterile raft]

I am Exusia

People pinged Last?

[grand spoke]

Pardon?

[solemn crater]

Nice to meet you

[solemn crater]

Yes?

[quiet thunder]

Hooty in the building hoot hoot

[icy compass]

Yos? What of it?

[tight linden]

It was my cat

[grand spoke]

Dont call suki a chud

[quiet thunder]

How was sukis day

[broken steppe]

The boyz being dumb(Gru and minions.

[icy compass]

Uh fine, after work but tired out

[sterile raft]

That's a funny looking game i dont think i've played that one

[hoary coyote]

We're dancing yaaaa

[hard moth]

Brother those are 2 Warios and Agent 47

[icy compass]

The skull face minion lmao

[solemn crater]

😂

[sterile raft]

What game is that, since this is the not gta channel

[quiet thunder]

I feel that I called out today cause my alt decided it was time to just quit

[hard moth]

Hm

[icy compass]

Idk why they posting gta in none gta chat

[sterile raft]

Is it

I dont play gta

[hard moth]

Then why here

[icy compass]

Its community yap chat

[hard moth]

Lmao

[icy kindle]

why are you in a gta channel

[sterile raft]

This isnt

Says right tat the top

[hard moth]

Sus

[sterile raft]

Not-gta Community channels

[grand spoke]

We cooked in herw

[icy compass]

Fr

[broken steppe]

Don’t forget your bathing toaster.

[hard moth]

With that 67?

[quiet thunder]

I guess yall need to put it in bold black letters so people actually read it

[grand spoke]

Pardon

[hard moth]

https://tenor.com/view/protein-tubes-invincible-omni-man-omni-man-meme-protein-tubes-with-that-white-sauce-gif-17295662041043128315

[icy compass]

Frr chatto

[hard moth]

I am here to spread Invincible sea salt and brahbrahs.

[sterile raft]

Wouldn't dream of it when the time comes, I'd hate to forget half of the reason to get in the water.

But further, what does that have to do with my question

[sterile raft]

That's what #memes-and-shitposting is for though

My favorite channel

[hard moth]

Ah right

[sterile raft]

Thats not even a joke. Entertain me please I am so cold.

[broken steppe]

In my defense I’m driving.

[sterile raft]

Ah that alters this then

[ivory lark]

Mane...

[solemn crater]

On your phone while driving

[sterile raft]

!mute @broken steppe 1h use discord when you are done driving please

[meager plaza]

✅ Muted grillz7964 for 1 hour (Case #479781) (user notified with a direct message)

[sterile raft]

Did him a favor

[solemn crater]

Good man

[sterile raft]

Reduced distractions

(He can appeal it when he is done driving sooner)

[icy compass]

Damn he yappin while driving ?

[solemn crater]

30 minutes would've been better though just saying

[hard moth]

Why text and drive

[sterile raft]

I don't know if mute works for...oh wait I just add m

Haha

[sterile raft]

Anyway

Work is boring how is everyones night

[solemn crater]

9:52 pm about to go to sleep

[icy compass]

It’s good!

[robust oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-sushi-roll-eat-gif-14374377823736313643

[hard moth]

Noon at the moment.

[sterile raft]

Good good

I cant wait to get home from my 16 hour shift

Im almost halfway there

[dusky grove]

how you been? i usually ping just to greet you

[solemn crater]

Chud

[sterile raft]

I want to play darktide

[sterile raft]

Please stop this

[old temple]

Really you power hungry admins muted a dude for texting while on his break. He drives a semi and he uses talk to text.

So brain dead you can’t empty water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.

[dusky grove]

the arc is full of raiders

[solemn crater]

Alt detected?

[robust oracle]

What is it you do for work? I'm guessing private security guard, or possibly hospital staff

[sterile raft]

He was texting and driving. This is not permitted in most countries. He can appeal when he is done driving and I'll undo it.

Shit most us states too

Im not a detective. Thats our stance.

[old temple]

He’s a friend of mine and uses talk to text. Not actually typing. But ok buddy.

[hard moth]

Huh

[solemn crater]

Wow power hungry for not allowing someone to text while driving

[sterile raft]

Reading while driving is....still the problem

[solemn crater]

Sure pal

[hard moth]

Unless it's text to speech too

[sterile raft]

Discord does not support that on mobile

[hard moth]

Huh

[sterile raft]

It would have to read every message.

[old temple]

Never heard of speech chat that reads stuff out to you.

[solemn crater]

If he's driving a semi truck he shouldn't be on his phone period

[sterile raft]

Not for a chat service. For texts maybe

A friend's car reads his texts to him, but discord or chat services? Nah

[hard moth]

Either way he's driving and probably not on the phone anymore.

[sterile raft]

I would have that

[old temple]

Again he said he was on his break.

[hard moth]

And driving?

[sterile raft]

Said he was driving. Im not a detective and thats our stance.

Sorry fam

[solemn crater]

Fr

[hard moth]

Finna become a chill janitor frfr

[solemn crater]

He should've said that

[icy compass]

What’s chat yapping about ?

[sterile raft]

So for what makes this the end of the discussion, if you or he wishes to contest a mute, please open a @nocturne plank

[nocturne plank]

:exclamation:To contact the Moderators, please send me a Direct Message. Mentioning me does not alert moderators:exclamation:

[grand spoke]

Whats going on

[nimble jay]

So I shotgunned a redbull from off the floor today

Probably not the best of decisions

Oh well

[grand spoke]

Omg bad

[hard moth]

Texting and Driving and got muted.

[sterile raft]

You...cleaned up liquid rebuild and drank it?

[icy compass]

Fair

[hard moth]

Fr

[icy compass]

Stay off your damn phone

[nimble jay]

Someone actually admitted that?

They deserve to be muted lmao

[old temple]

Should tell you when he’s wiping his ass too?

[icy compass]

Don’t text n drive

[grand spoke]

Woah what

[solemn crater]

Sure looks like saying he's on his break to me bro 🙂

[nimble jay]

I text you guys a lot in the truck but the thing is, it's in park going 0 idk what people think this is

[hard moth]

Yep

[nimble jay]

These things weigh 70,000 pounds

They aren't toys

[grand spoke]

I only text when parked in my car as well

[hard moth]

Just stop the topic now cause it was over 2 minutes ago

[open parcel]

I want to text in my car

[icy compass]

Why is chatto arguing over texting n driving ?

[hard moth]

And fly

[nimble jay]

I just came back from a soccer game

[solemn crater]

Exactly

[old temple]

Because admin got butthurt.

[nimble jay]

I gotta be up at 4:30am for work fukk

Tomorrow is overtime day

[icy compass]

Texting while driving is bad habit to keep

[copper epoch]

I am happy now

[old temple]

Buddy was on break and chatting in here, admin got butthurt and power hungry and banned him or muted him or something idk…

[hard moth]

Powerhungry what?

Bruh

[icy compass]

Not gonna bother it’s out of my control anyways

[hard moth]

And it's already over man

[sterile raft]

Im pretty sure i linked modmail and said that was to be end of it and he needs to make a modmail

[hard moth]

Yall need some invincible brainrot fr

[solemn crater]

Got butthurt over someone irresponsibly driving and putting other drivers at risk sure

[nimble jay]

I need to watch Invincible

[hard moth]

YES

[sterile raft]

It seems ok

[hard moth]

Sea salt is worth it

[nimble jay]

I watched it years ago

[glass vale]

damn and i couldn't sleep till 4:30am today

[glass vale]

yesssss

watch it

[hard moth]

Season 4 is great

[nimble jay]

I usually don't have to be at work that early it's a busy day tomorrow

The jobsite wants 1000 cubic yards

[glass vale]

damn

[nimble jay]

So lots of back and forth

I appreciate the overtime

[icy compass]

@nimble jay did Dr pibb not anymore? Just engaging some yap

[nimble jay]

One step closer to owning an Alfa Romeo

Who needs a house

[glass vale]

lol

[old temple]

Admins in this server are a joke. But it’s whatever, buddy said he had just stopped for a 30, but his wording did seem like he may have been still driving.

[hard moth]

Get a beamer

[limber coral]

Ok anyone who tried grimace shake. Is it worth getting?

[hard moth]

[glass vale]

3 days of vacation over cus of month end

[hard moth]

Brother

[glass vale]

man

[solemn crater]

They aren't detectives

[glass vale]

wrong time to be sick

[icy compass]

One step closer to owning a 1970s Dodge Challenger rt 440 or 426

[nimble jay]

Dude you joined 10 minutes ago how are you gonna assume what anyone is like

[open parcel]

https://tenor.com/view/linkin-park-hybrid-theory-one-step-closer-chester-bennington-gif-7507587971665523262

[nimble jay]

Based

[hard moth]

Summer school break for a month

[hard moth]

https://tenor.com/view/bornskywalker-dap-me-up-woody-woody-handshake-woody-toy-story-gif-26021440

[grand spoke]

Chat been cooked for houra

[icy compass]

Who needs modern convenience when you have a none power steering muscle car

[old temple]

Which is exactly why they shouldn’t act so quickly but I’m done with this. It ain’t gonna change.

[nimble jay]

Hasn't that been gone for 3 years

[solemn crater]

Fried

[solemn crater]

You are right

[glass vale]

damn how old are you lil bro

[hard moth]

About to be a senior in the school

No school on fridays sounds chill.

[solemn crater]

46 years young! 🙂

[old temple]

Because I’m a fellow driver, just on vacation currently. And Grillz texted me, just wanted to see what was going on.

[nimble jay]

4 days a week would be sick

[old temple]

Grillz is a hazmat hauler and doesn’t do stupid stuff like texting and driving.

[solemn crater]

Righttt

[hard moth]

Work should be like this fr.

[glass vale]

i was talking about work lil man

[nimble jay]

Some jobs are 10 hour days 4 days a week

[glass vale]

i was on sick leave but due to month end i gotta be there now

[solemn crater]

@glass vale I'm 46 years young

[glass vale]

nice

[tight linden]

Unc

[icy compass]

I work 60 hours a week

[hard moth]

My parents work in the weekends at times

[icy compass]

I’m unlucky

[solemn crater]

Yunc you mean as you kids would say these days 😅😅😅

[hard moth]

https://tenor.com/view/mad-gohan-beastgohan-goku-prowler-meme-gif-3752926621897004908

[nimble jay]

If I was able to get 60 hours a week I wouldn't have to choose between the lotus or an Alfa I'd just have both

[glass vale]

i've occasionally worked on saturdays but rarely on sundays

[tight linden]

I mean, I’m 24 in a few days I’m pushing it

[old temple]

People like you are a waste of time and space. I’m not wasting my energy on you or your ignorance.

[merry perch]

60 hrs is shite gng