community

[quiet thunder]

Idk if they allow them or not

But we did it

[nimble jay]

So you're near the smokeys?

[quiet thunder]

No

[jagged ridge]

[nimble jay]

If I ever moved down here I'd be in the mountains it's so tranquil here

[quiet thunder]

I’m in the middle of the state I just hang out with some people who have money and like doing dumb shit

[copper epoch]

We are finally getting some good weather

[quiet thunder]

Holy flash bang

[nimble jay]

Celcius?

Oh nvm

[jagged ridge]

39 is almost freezing

[nimble jay]

I just saw very hot lol

[glass vale]

nice color

[nimble jay]

Thanks, I'm not much of a gray person but it does fit this car pretty well

[glass vale]

js had 11 UV a few days ago

[nimble jay]

I would choose this gray over the 2023-2025 blue I'm not too big on dark blue

But the 2026 integra has this beautiful lighter blue I'd grab in a heart beat

[tight linden]

I have officially reached new levels of miserable

[copper epoch]

Its always nice to see my car

[glass vale]

clean your camera man

[tight linden]

My family was having a KFC feed last night. I settled for a chicken wrap and a protein shake

[copper epoch]

My phone cmaera is shit XD

[tight linden]

https://tenor.com/view/plz-gif-11605670127850929294

[quiet thunder]

All I see is the yellow glow

[copper epoch]

No way to fix it

[tight linden]

Have you tried eating the camera?

[glass vale]

man I'm not gonna lie idk how you ate a KFC chicken wrap cus they are ass

[copper epoch]

no

[tight linden]

Okay, I’ll give him more context. It was a home-made chicken wrap and my family had KFC.

[quiet thunder]

Probably

[glass vale]

but that picture is def the work of a dirty lens

[tight linden]

If I don’t make weight for this boxing fight in like 70 days, I’m going to strangle something

[glass vale]

lol

[tight linden]

Well, I got two months and two days

[nimble jay]

I had to scroll a bit on their Instagram to find it

But their 2026 blue is one of my favorite colors

[pseudo turret]

July 4th?

[pseudo turret]

Just guessing

[tight linden]

July 11

[glass vale]

the front could be better but the color looks really good

[nimble jay]

If I get a Lotus I want it to be orange, if I get the Alfa 4c I want red

[glass vale]

also nice exhaust

didn't notice before

[pseudo turret]

What's with all the apples epik?

[nimble jay]

There is an Alfa 4c they made in a similar blue to that Acura, but they only made 15 of them they are stupid rare

[restive plank]

The doctor never showed up

[nimble jay]

The type r/type s exhaust is sick

[glass vale]

it's a picture downloaded from Instagram

[quiet thunder]

Looks better from the back

[pseudo turret]

But why do they need so many apples 🤔

[glass vale]

yeah I really love that exhaust

[nimble jay]

The integra has a nice ass

[tight linden]

Because it tempted Adam and Eve

[quiet thunder]

The front just doesn’t match

[glass vale]

man electric cars gotta add fake grilles

[nimble jay]

The front looks like modern acura, it is scaled to the car until the ilx

So it feels proportional

[copper epoch]

Standard iranian food market place

[quiet thunder]

That’s gotta be racist

[tight linden]

Not gonna lie, I’ve never had Iranian food

[copper epoch]

A, i am iranian
B, its not meant to be racist comment

[river reef]

Hey chat

[nimble jay]

The engine sits very low so the front is super low, just seeing it from the hood foward it looks very agressive

Like it is much lower of a car than it actually is

[tight linden]

What food is actually Iranian? I’m actually curious now.

[river reef]

Chat idk why but this feels sketchy as shit

I'm a small time cosplayer there's no reason for me to get a random msg like this

[nimble jay]

I got mine at stock height because fuck nyc

[river reef]

Derpy it's race week

[nimble jay]

Speed bumps make a Jeep scrap their bumper

[nimble jay]

You mean like f1 or are you doing something?

[river reef]

F1

Miami

[copper epoch]

Only masterpieces of course

[glass vale]

what the fuck did they do to pikachu

[nimble jay]

I wanted to go to it but I don't really like traveling alone

I probably should've tho

[quiet thunder]

This looks different than the pic you sent earlier

[nimble jay]

I didn't send a photo of the front of my car

Until the recent ones

[quiet thunder]

Ahh

I thought that one pic earlier was the front I was like how tf

[nimble jay]

I need to clean this thing it is covered in powder and pollen

[river reef]

Fr

This feels so sketchy to me

[glass vale]

it's js an AI image

[tight linden]

Remove the tomato

[river reef]

Idk bout you but I've never heard of a small time cosplayers getting invites to events

[glass vale]

this could be real idk

[copper epoch]

No you add the tomato
It is part of culture

[river reef]

No I meant the message in general

[copper epoch]

It is grilled

[glass vale]

look it up on Google

[glass vale]

kinda is

[quiet thunder]

That’s Down syndrome pikachu

[tight linden]

If I ever find a place that serves Iranian food near me, I’ll eat the tomato

Even though I fucking hate tomato

[copper epoch]

Dont worry my friend
The tomato is grilled

on charcoal

Its not like your normal tomato

and beside, you can just ask to remove it

[quiet thunder]

Crunchy ketchup

[nimble jay]

I like tomatoes on their own but they do not belong on anything ong

I eat them separately if they are on something

Unless it is like a cold sandwich

Or something like that

[tight linden]

How the fuck would you make crunchy ketchup?

[copper epoch]

It not really crunchy

It is soft and baked kinda feel

[tight linden]

I can’t wait for Friday so I can have grilled chicken breast

[nimble jay]

All my homies hate ketchup

[quiet thunder]

Charcoal a tomato

[restive plank]

We call everything tomato sauce

What’s a ketchup

what are you ketching up with?

Who's Miles? Are you ketching up with Miles?

[pseudo turret]

Does anybody actually use discord horizontally on phone?

[glass vale]

I hate tomatoes and i always remove them from everything that has them

esp burgers

[quiet thunder]

Is that even possible

[nimble jay]

Y u gotta call me out like that

[restive plank]

ew

[quiet thunder]

Yall weird

[nimble jay]

[pseudo turret]

I got auto rotate on so it's so annoying to move it around

[restive plank]

It’s impossible to type on it

[restive plank]

lock your screen bruh

[left vault]

Fair lol, but the engine rebuild is literally just for the experience of building an engine.

[glass vale]

you guys should lowk start using gesture navigation

[pseudo turret]

No it's not

[left vault]

It’s $700 to rebuild the civic motor as it is

[quiet thunder]

Mine doesn’t do it I don’t have screen lock on and I’m laying down with my phone propped up

[glass vale]

i used to use the button layout too

it was hard to adapt but this is so much cleaner

[nimble jay]

$700 for you doing it yourself or a shop?

[pseudo turret]

You can do that?

How

[nimble jay]

$700 isn't too bad

[quiet thunder]

She has smol hands

[pseudo turret]

Basically a tablet for her

[quiet thunder]

Lmfao

[tight linden]

Charge your phone

[nimble jay]

It's 21% it's got an hour or two left

[quiet thunder]

I wonder if yall can do that cause you use android

[river reef]

Alritey

[left vault]

Doing it myself

[quiet thunder]

Cause I’m on iPhone and I legit can’t horizontal my discord

[copper epoch]

I can do it but i dont because impossible to type on it

[tight linden]

Skill issue

[nimble jay]

Taking the engine apart and cleaning everything is pretty satisfying. Stressful, but it has satisfying moments

Like expensive legos

[quiet thunder]

I mean I don’t really want to but sure

[pseudo turret]

Isn't a car just a super Lego set?

[nimble jay]

I like apples os, but it is just so restricting for zero reason

[tight linden]

I put apples in my smoothie every morning

[nimble jay]

I was thinking about going back to Iphone but I'm already used to Samsung

[quiet thunder]

I couldnt go back ngl

I’ve I’d an iPhone since the 4

[tight linden]

I had a cheap as fuck Samsung phone I dropped it so many times the motherfucker would not break. I dropped my 16 E required $69,000 to fix it.

[pseudo turret]

The last iPhone I had was a 7. It would heat up so much and would last maybe 20 minutes on a full charge

My android barley gets hot and it can last 5 days without being charged again

[tight linden]

The reason I use 16 E I need to download apps make phone calls text messages I’m not gonna spend $5000 on a fucking Apple phone

[nimble jay]

I got the 3gs, the 5c, then the 7 and after 7 they stopped innovating and I kept it for years

[glass vale]

what phone do you use

[safe reef]

anyone doing rp rn for ps5?

[tight linden]

No

[nimble jay]

Then the camera broke and the screen cracked so instead of buying a new iPhone I put the $1200 it would cost in Apple stock and my dad gave me his extra Samsung s9+

[safe reef]

where can i find ppl on ps5?

[nimble jay]

The s9 lasted until September of last year

[quiet thunder]

4s to 7 to xs max to 13 pro max to 17 pro max

[nimble jay]

But I use it once in a while at home

[pseudo turret]

Maybe a rp server

[nimble jay]

Rn the s25 ultra

[tight linden]

What the fuck is Altoid?

[dusky grove]

Huhh

[pseudo turret]

Minta

[nimble jay]

The s9 was running out of storage and getting slow

[pseudo turret]

Mints

[copper epoch]

anyways you awake
Go make us all tea

[tight linden]

Huh

[pseudo turret]

Oops

[nimble jay]

I also hate the curvy screen that generation of phones had

[safe reef]

nah no shit

[nimble jay]

Like the s8-s9

The edge screen bullshit

[quiet thunder]

I miss my s7 tablet

[nimble jay]

Face reveal

[pseudo turret]

Nah maybe 7/11. Tf you want me to say when you ask were can I find rp for PS5?

[tight linden]

If I don’t make weight for my boxing fight in July, I’m going to bite my arm off. I just want somebody to do a Mukbang of every burger at McDonald’s, I’m so fucking hungry

[safe reef]

bro same way how u finding ppl for xbox

[pseudo turret]

Xbox group post

[quiet thunder]

Us Xbox players have the luxury of a built in lfg

[nimble jay]

I have the opposite issue I'm very good at losing weight but can't gain it. If you're trying to lose weight quick try things like Sardines and very fiber dense vegetables

[hollow karma]

wsg chat

[safe reef]

nahh another case of no shit that’s why i’m asking

😭

[nimble jay]

If I were trying to lose weight I would just eat those and be at maybe 1300 calories for the whole day while also having energy

[quiet thunder]

You should probably go ask the lfg in the server and not come to a non gta channel asking gta questions if you want answers

[nimble jay]

My dinner today was 3100 calories

I need to get to 165 somehow

[restive plank]

It’s so damn hot

[nimble jay]

Trade?

[copper epoch]

You on Aus, its now winter for you

[nimble jay]

It's 14c here

[restive plank]

How is it 23° but I’m boiling

😭

[pseudo turret]

Fr man I think it's a supposed to snow again this week too

[nimble jay]

23c is perfect

[restive plank]

Idk it feels too hot rn

[nimble jay]

I'll take it you can have my 14c

[copper epoch]

Weak

[restive plank]

I think I’m too used to sitting in my room

[quiet thunder]

Bro I can’t gain weight to save my life

[open parcel]

I had a53 S10 S22U now s25u

[nimble jay]

Same

[restive plank]

@nimble jay any advice for my Vietnamese friend who’s trying to gain weight?

[quiet thunder]

I’ve been 130 since I was 18 and I’m 30 💀

[restive plank]

he says no matter how much he eats he barely gains anything

[nimble jay]

Thing is I don't like sugary stuff. When I'm at homes the only thing I eat that resembles candy is 72% dark chocolate

[jagged ridge]

how tall ?

[quiet thunder]

6’3

[jagged ridge]

whoaa nice

[nimble jay]

That's me

[jagged ridge]

youre really skinny

[quiet thunder]

Ye it’s not great tbh

[nimble jay]

130 pounds at 6' 3" is nuts

[quiet thunder]

Ye I look like shit 💀

[jagged ridge]

im 6'2" 125, i LOVE it

[jagged ridge]

femboy build

[nimble jay]

Better than being fat at least

[quiet thunder]

Fuckin bean pole

[nimble jay]

Too tall to be a femboy you gotta go the dommy route

😂

[open parcel]

105lbs 5'2

[tight linden]

I have to make 80 kgs

[jagged ridge]

sadly

nah i can bottom

[nimble jay]

I wouldn't mind being 6 foot 2 but I think that's the tallest I'd wanna be

[restive plank]

hush

[nimble jay]

Maybe 6 1

[restive plank]

you’re a fakeboy

Grrr

I’m the femboy

[nimble jay]

Cause I gotta fit into race cars

[restive plank]

Fake it till ya make it

[jagged ridge]

this can work too

[quiet thunder]

I work in 0c to -15c at my work

[jagged ridge]

well i just crossdress

[jagged ridge]

its great

how tall are you ?

[dusky grove]

Maybe later

[restive plank]

Twink = tall femb
Femb = short femb

how does that sound

[jagged ridge]

sounds fine with me

[nimble jay]

5 7

[restive plank]

easy

[restive plank]

67

[nimble jay]

I got tiny legs

[glass vale]

nice

[restive plank]

How do you know if your legs are tiny

I’m 5'2

[glass vale]

too bad they removed bluetooth s pen

[jagged ridge]

@restive plank found the femboy

[restive plank]

nah that’s the twink

[nimble jay]

I was 123 pounds but bulked up over the years so now I went from looking underweight to kinda toned

[restive plank]

5'3 and above is twink grr

[jagged ridge]

[quiet thunder]

Bro 💀 I have a six pack outline I didn’t workout it’s just from being a tall skin fuk

[copper epoch]

https://klipy.com/gifs/zubair-sarookh

[jagged ridge]

ohh 5'3" sheeeeesh

[glass vale]

also doesn't a 6.9 in phone get uncomfortable?

[nimble jay]

Because my wingspan is 5 9

[restive plank]

Huh.

[restive plank]

How do you measure that

[nimble jay]

So the creator decided to nerf my legs by 2 inches

[jagged ridge]

t pose?

[nimble jay]

One end of you arm to the other

Yea

[restive plank]

I mean how do you measure a wingspan

Is it just foot to hip?

or foot to thigh or smth

[open parcel]

https://tenor.com/view/popcorn-guy-relaxing-popcorm-popcorn-gif-26404903

[jagged ridge]

finger to finger while t posing

[nimble jay]

Relatable

[glass vale]

it's samsung keyboard's fault

[nimble jay]

I miss my six pack, I had it throughout most of my life

[restive plank]

At least when you’re short you can look buff

[nimble jay]

But bulking comes at a price

[jagged ridge]

i have an innocent looking tummy lol

[restive plank]

is it a tummy or a belly

[nimble jay]

I went from maybe 12% body fat to like 15-16

[quiet thunder]

I have to look down to see you

[glass vale]

it's as ass as apple keyboard

[restive plank]

wow

[restive plank]

Idk how to measure any of that stuff

[pseudo turret]

As ass as wow

[jagged ridge]

its a tummy imo.. belly would be bigger?

[pseudo turret]

I cannot read

[restive plank]

belly would be like belly belly

[glass vale]

yes as ass as

[restive plank]

you have a tummy

[jagged ridge]

yeah i have a smol tummy

[restive plank]

I’m so fried

[nimble jay]

There are better ways to, but I just go by how I look then add +3 to whatever number I think I am

Lol

[restive plank]

do belly buttons matter to guys?

[nimble jay]

Huh

[pseudo turret]

What

[restive plank]

like

[jagged ridge]

like a innie or a outie ?

[restive plank]

yes

[quiet thunder]

No 💀

[restive plank]

idk if people actually care about that stuff

[nimble jay]

There was one girl I had a crush in who had an outie

[jagged ridge]

some chick thought i had an outie and made fun of me for it lmao but mines an innie

[pseudo turret]

Haven't heard that shit in like 8 years

[nimble jay]

So I dont think I ever cared much

[restive plank]

gg

[pseudo turret]

Why can you just like have a normal belly button

[quiet thunder]

Just cook for me and you good in my book

[jagged ridge]

theres different types of belly buttons

[restive plank]

I only know the innie and the outtie

[pseudo turret]

Name them all professional belly button knower

[restive plank]

Is there a 360?

[jagged ridge]

well yeah

[open parcel]

Trifecta

[restive plank]

Astolfo knows

[jagged ridge]

no but like.. ive seen an OUTIE outie one time and i was like holy smokes

[white valley]

my belly button is like a black hole, i can go 2 knuckles deep

[restive plank]

what’s an OUTIE outie

[quiet thunder]

That’s a crater

[jagged ridge]

her outie was noticable

[pseudo turret]

New storage space unlocked

[open parcel]

Once you go in there's no escape

[pseudo turret]

😭

[restive plank]

like poking?

[quiet thunder]

Bro can lose a tooth pick in there

[restive plank]

that would be too much imo

[jagged ridge]

well she wore a crop so her tummy was visible but yeah

[pseudo turret]

A penny will never be found

[sinful condor]

Hey! Anyone available to help me sell a butt-load of product?

[white valley]

i know pregnant females get an outty in like 3rd trimester, but its cute

[pseudo turret]

Lfg tabs man

[open parcel]

6ft deep hole

[restive plank]

why would you come to this channel…

[quiet thunder]

Infinite belly button lint hack

[restive plank]

brother what

[pliant current]

@sinful condor, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #ps5｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #ps5｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #ps5｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #ps5｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #ps5｜other-lfg

Requested by: @jagged ridge

[quiet thunder]

Oh shi he’s alive

[restive plank]

Is that a good thing to know 😭

[pseudo turret]

I mean you asked in the first place

If belly buttons mattered to guys

[restive plank]

I suppose it does to that person

[white valley]

my best friend's wife was super petite, and it looked like she swallowed a watermelon, with a little outty

[jagged ridge]

i like your pfp decoration

[chrome hawk]

It’s true

[pseudo turret]

Oh no

[chrome hawk]

I never really thought about it but now that i have

[pseudo turret]

I haven't seen had in awhile here

Hey had

[chrome hawk]

Every pregnant woman I’ve seen did have one

[chrome hawk]

Hello

[white valley]

its just part of nature, when you are growing a human in you, eventually it pushes your belly button into an outty

[chrome hawk]

Does it go back to normal though

[white valley]

yeah most of the time

[open parcel]

One day it just shot you out like gushers

[jagged ridge]

what if its already an outie ?

[pseudo turret]

Does it even happen every pregnancy? I don't think it does

Idk if I want that in my search history so I'm asking yall

[white valley]

no its just common

[quiet thunder]

Ayo

[chrome hawk]

Then

Nothing? Lol

[white valley]

then you treat it like a balloon animal

[quiet thunder]

I didn’t know people obsessed over belly buttons like this

[chrome hawk]

I never even stopped to think about belly button types before

[jagged ridge]

tummy enthusiests

you never liked tummys like that?

[quiet thunder]

I forget it’s even there

[chrome hawk]

People don’t wear crop tops here

[white valley]

i like tummies, they soft and warm, and when i talk to them, sometimes they gurgle back

go up to your significant other, put your ear to their belly, and speak to it like its sentient lol

[jagged ridge]

[chrome hawk]

Step 1: get a significant other

[jagged ridge]

lmao was about to say

but i was too embarassed to do so

[left vault]

[quiet thunder]

I’ve had one of those before to much stress and complaining

[chrome hawk]

Wasn’t the right one innit

[jagged ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/eren-attack-on-titan-shingeki-no-kyojin-beach-stare-gif-20924244

[restive plank]

feet feet feet feet feet 👣

@jagged ridge venti lover spotted

I wanna change my pfp to the Reze tongue gif

[jagged ridge]

[restive plank]

so that Reze licks the feet

[jagged ridge]

lmaooo

[chrome hawk]

Wtf

Kinky

[restive plank]

it’s funny 🥀

[jagged ridge]

i like it

[chrome hawk]

And Wall had a foot hand in this

[restive plank]

https://tenor.com/view/reze-reze-chainsaw-man-tongue-out-gif-14103261020479256329

It would work perfectly

[jagged ridge]

lmaoo facts

[restive plank]

I just need a banner and about me reference

[chrome hawk]

What about you

[jagged ridge]

more feet as the banner ?

[tardy thorn]

@tiny atlas and you guys kept getting on my case. smh my head...

[quiet thunder]

“Shake my head my head”

[icy compass]

Oi chat

[quiet thunder]

A wild Suki appeared

[restive plank]

no.

[icy compass]

A wild suki uses yap

[quiet thunder]

Pink monkey flees

[restive plank]

Unless I can make a gif of me recreating the Reze tongue gif

[icy compass]

Ayy

[restive plank]

Run off and find me a row of feet.

[restive plank]

nope

[icy compass]

I wore my biker boots and jacket and got cat called!

[restive plank]

My current pfp is literally just playing peekaboo with the feet

[restive plank]

-5000

[quiet thunder]

The usual

[icy compass]

I need a Harley so I can comit to the bit

[restive plank]

Apparently girl on bike = hot

[quiet thunder]

How old is Suki

[restive plank]

study this

[icy compass]

24

[restive plank]

42

[quiet thunder]

Ahh makes sense

[icy compass]

Like motorcycles-

I’d love to own a light touring bike

[restive plank]

Suki what bike do you have

[quiet thunder]

Nah just you in general

[icy compass]

I only have a car

Motorcycle need

[restive plank]

Oh I thought you got cat called because of that

[icy compass]

I have biker gear cuz I need it for a motorcycle

[restive plank]

Grr

[tight linden]

I have a motorbike

[icy compass]

I have the boots + jacket

[tight linden]

An Indian scout

[icy compass]

And helmet

[restive plank]

Ducati lets all get a Ducati

[quiet thunder]

I want this

[restive plank]

Nope, we’re all getting a Ducati

[tight linden]

https://tenor.com/view/speeding-serena-mcknight-cycle-world-indian-motorcycle-2020indian-scout-bobber-sixty-gif-18534954

[icy compass]

I want a diesel military Kawasaki bike

[restive plank]

we’re gonna be hitting 180mph together

[restive plank]

Diesel is expensive

[icy compass]

But military bike looks cool

[karmic raptor]

In this economy? Really?

[quiet thunder]

I’d get a Hayabusa before a Ducati

[icy compass]

Says the one with a v8 dodge.

Couldn’t care about mpg

[robust oracle]

What you saying about hayabusa?

[karmic raptor]

I mean I wish

V8 dodge sounds fire

[tight linden]

😩

[nimble jay]

How th e fkuckk can a house have .4 bathrooms

[icy compass]

That’s a cool bike! I kind of want one

[nimble jay]

It's either half, or full

What is this shit

[jagged ridge]

tracey morgan lives in alpine

i delivered amazon to his house one time

[quiet thunder]

Just a toilet and sink

[nimble jay]

That is a half bath

[restive plank]

My duplex has 3 bathrooms

[nimble jay]

I wanna know wtf a .4 bath is lmao

[quiet thunder]

Half baths usually half a small tub

[nimble jay]

It was probably just a typo

[nimble jay]

Nope

[jagged ridge]

we had a half bath

no shower

toilet and sink

[restive plank]

How about get rid of the tennis court and make it a garage instead

[tight linden]

I tried to bite the water in the shower

[tiny atlas]

a quarter bath is usually just a toilet

[nimble jay]

Fixtures either go toilet sink, or toilet sink and third (shower or tub)

[restive plank]

A toilet with no sink?

[tiny atlas]

😈 mhm

[tight linden]

https://tenor.com/view/water-dog-hose-bite-gif-23118186

[restive plank]

evil

[nimble jay]

Those toilet rooms are usually inside a bathroom

[jagged ridge]

stinky

[tiny atlas]

uh oh stinky

[restive plank]

OG TikTok horror

[nimble jay]

Carnegie ahh house

Here we go again

What the FUCK is a .2 bath

[tiny atlas]

fh4 house

[restive plank]

Why are you looking at houses that seem like they’d be destroyed with a tornado

[nimble jay]

These realtors are on drugs

[restive plank]

I think even wind can blow that shit down

can we start making houses out of bricks in the US?

thanks

Unless I’m blind

Is that house made out of bricks

[nimble jay]

That whole house is stone

[restive plank]

oh.

[quiet thunder]

That shi looks like pure concrete

[restive plank]

🥀

my bad

[robust oracle]

Is this where Barbie lives.

[restive plank]

It’s my evil lair

[nimble jay]

Nobody's paying $20,000,000 for some 2 by 4 house

[restive plank]

It needs more pink

[nimble jay]

Shit better be made out of limestone

[restive plank]

Why are you looking at these houses anyway

just wondering

[nimble jay]

Instagram ad

[restive plank]

gg

[icy compass]

Idk after seeing the British heatwave and how homes there are brick I don’t want brick homes in commonly hot areas

[robust oracle]

I mean that can happen over time. Do you think she'll throw house parties? Low-key be like a who's who playboy mansion vibe or nah?

[restive plank]

I don’t know about house parties

House parties are stupid according to high school party movies

[quiet thunder]

Watch project x

[restive plank]

I’ve already seen that

[icy compass]

More college

[restive plank]

And that’s what I’m saying

[nimble jay]

I get ads for fucking ferraris, Audemars Piguet's. Like um Instagram thinks I'm Ryan Seacrest

[quiet thunder]

Probably the best “house party” movie around

[restive plank]

idk Americans just seems to love to go ape shit wild at parties for whatever reason

[jagged ridge]

everybodys happy to move to bergen county until they find out about the Blue Law 😩

[icy compass]

I get ads for falco holsters, I’m ok with it

More reason to buy another

[restive plank]

Is that really how parties are?

[nimble jay]

Wtf is a blue law

[restive plank]

you guys drink till you pass out

[icy compass]

Depends on where you’re from.

[jagged ridge]

i get ads for ozempic idk why

[restive plank]

And write stuff on each others face? 😭

[jagged ridge]

cant buy non necessity items in bergen county

so in walmart you can only buy groceries

[nimble jay]

What?

[jagged ridge]

yep

[restive plank]

Idk you can’t escape the IQ too low house party people

[icy compass]

ASU and Party colleges are more crazy and asu is a huge party school @restive plank

[jagged ridge]

only county in the country like this

[nimble jay]

Like on Saturdays or something?

[jagged ridge]

just sundays

[tiny atlas]

sundays

[restive plank]

bro I would whoop everybody’s ass if they started messing with my home

[tiny atlas]

it's religious

[nimble jay]

Oh

[tiny atlas]

christianity, sunday is a day of rest, etc.

[quiet thunder]

Damn it’s 11pm and I gotta be up at 2:30 for work 😬

[nimble jay]

That's fucking dumb but I'm interested to know the reason

[jagged ridge]

possible new jerseyan spotted

[tiny atlas]

no i just read the big ass book

[nimble jay]

Yea but that doesn't makes sense still

It's the only county in the country with that I've seen

[tiny atlas]

it makes sense if you read the book, but then saturn comes and slaps me

[restive plank]

how about we ban all house parties 🌹

I’m a house party protester now

[icy compass]

That sucks

[restive plank]

gg

[jagged ridge]

really old law, passed for religious reasons.. never abolished

is discord crashing again

[restive plank]

Just don’t thrash somebody’s house and get away with it is all I’m saying

Idk what you guys do 😭

[nimble jay]

Laws that are outdated but not revised are so annoying

[icy compass]

I went to a house party in asu. After finals when I passed out after class from tiredness

[tiny atlas]

merica

[nimble jay]

Like the chicken tax for imported vans

[jagged ridge]

in christianity sunday is the day of rest

[restive plank]

I have a question

[nimble jay]

And the 25 year rule for car imports

[restive plank]

If you guys could travel to anywhere in the world, where would it be and why

[robust oracle]

Forget work. Wake up, and streak naked through your town

[tiny atlas]

and 30 mph speed limits

[nimble jay]

Soneva Jani, Maldives

[restive plank]

lovely

never been though 🥀

[nimble jay]

Nobody here has

It is $6000 a night

[restive plank]

I’m going then

[nimble jay]

[restive plank]

WHAT

FOR WHAT

[nimble jay]

5 star water resort

[restive plank]

they can go fuck themselves

$6000 a night is ridiculous

[robust oracle]

Goddamn what could possibly demand that pricetag and be worth it?

[nimble jay]

You sleep in a bungalow with a waterside and a panoramic open roof

[restive plank]

$1000 a night, take it or leave it

[robust oracle]

I've got $20 can I just meet a girl and share a chicken nugget sharing box instead?

[nimble jay]

You could probably find it for $2500 a night off season

[restive plank]

You’d have to be super rich to go there

Who the heck would blow $6000 for one night

[nimble jay]

Average stay for 4 is like $100,000

[robust oracle]

I hear rich girls eat chicken nuggets too

[nimble jay]

It is a 1 week minimum

[jagged ridge]

elon musk ?

[icy compass]

Easy, a trip to the Maldives

[robust oracle]

Maybe you can use them as rich girl bait

[nimble jay]

Are you coming with me?

[restive plank]

That’s usd too I assume 🥀

[nimble jay]

[robust oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/game-club-fish-penguin-fishing-gif-18077765825755482847

[tiny atlas]

bro we're all coming with you

[restive plank]

@nimble jay how about we take sail towards the Maldives

Let’s all go for free fellas

[icy compass]

Ayy

[jagged ridge]

surely you will bring the server kitten with you?

[restive plank]

Server kitten can come

[jagged ridge]

yayyy

[nimble jay]

If I win the lottery we'll do it

I can't guarantee that though

[restive plank]

I mean, seriously why can’t you just take a boat there

I wouldn’t mind sleeping in the sand

[icy compass]

I want to go to a hotel tropical bar

[nimble jay]

You can go to the Maldives and enjoy the water and weather for a lot cheaper but that photo I put is the resort

The resort itself is the cost

[icy compass]

You cant buy drinks outside select hotels

[nimble jay]

It is 5 stars food included you get taken by a dodo water plane

It's really cool

[restive plank]

How about we look for Kim Kardashians ring or whatever that stuff will pay for a month

[restive plank]

wtf I wanna do that

[icy compass]

I’d still wear my cowboy boots to the Maldives

[restive plank]

dodo water plane is my dream :(

[timber yoke]

chat dont play among us at 3am

[restive plank]

I love my dodo

[jagged ridge]

id wear my short shorts and cropped shirt

[restive plank]

you definitely got voted out

[nimble jay]

Folded under zero pressure

[icy compass]

Cowboy country girl

[timber yoke]

somehow i didnt

[restive plank]

Server kitten uses swimsuit episode 🥀

[timber yoke]

negative pressure atp😭

[restive plank]

Whole bunch of filler

[icy compass]

Tied up western shirt like every country girl in movies and jeans

[restive plank]

LMAO

[jagged ridge]

lmaoo

[restive plank]

short jeans and tied up western shirt

[icy compass]

Forgot the snake skin cowboy boots

[restive plank]

yeehaw howdy yall

[timber yoke]

and a rich business man who falls in love with her but she doesn't like him and the whole town tries to kick him out til he proves his love for her

[icy compass]

Ordering whisky on da rocks

[icy compass]

You are 2 a movie lover

[restive plank]

And then they divorce and she gets his money and Ford F150 because that’s the dream baby woooo

[jagged ridge]

lmaoo

[timber yoke]

seen too many turkish shows with my mom i think i know every single generic love story now

[restive plank]

The town tries to kick out the rich guy because he doesn’t fit in for being rich

gg

[icy compass]

I’ve seen too many American movies by Hollywood set in the South

[restive plank]

You ain't nothing but a hound dog, crying all the time

[timber yoke]

rich guy from family who wants him to have a planned marriage kidnaps some poor girl for her family's debt and they hate each other st first then fall in love

(i watched like 200 episodes of this shit it went no where💔)

[restive plank]

And then they live happily ever after when the rich guy pays off their family debt

[icy compass]

I watched transformers 1 with Megan Fox ..

Good movie

[tight linden]

I’m sure you’re very into the “Transformers “

[robust oracle]

Oh you're discussing superheroes

I've been told to watch the punisher

[tight linden]

I have an entire superhero DVD collection in case I want to be a fanboy

[icy compass]

No comment

[icy compass]

It’s good

It’s got the same actor as Shane from the walking dead

[restive plank]

@dusky grove tbh idrk what to do in compsci

idk what to do in uni grr

cooked

[tight linden]

I was like, why are my headphones working? What the fuck? I just bought them yeah Ethan it helps if you unplugged them in properly

[robust oracle]

Yeah I googled she main actor I don't recognise him but he's been in a lot of stuff

[dusky grove]

wdym

maybe uni isnt your call

nobody says you have to read books or shit to have a career

[icy compass]

He’s really good in walking dead

[restive plank]

Like I wanna do jobs and stuff such as cybersecurity, software dev, game dev, designer, etc but only because it sounds interesting and something that I’d like but I don’t know anything about them

[restive plank]

I kinda need a high paying job though 🥀

And something that I’ll be happy with

[tiny atlas]

this might surprise you and blow your mind

but the purpose of school is to learn

you aren't supposed to know anything about it

if you do, that's just a bonus that might help you learn faster

if you're interested in it, then go and learn it

[restive plank]

Idk someone said that getting a bachelors degree instead of a masters is kinda stupid

[limpid ravine]

[tiny atlas]

it depends

[robust oracle]

I never saw it

[restive plank]

Learn 🧠

[restive plank]

I’m interested but idk if I’ll bother learning it

[icy compass]

Shane’s role in his 2 season career on the show was short but good

[tiny atlas]

i can't speak for cs because i got out of there, but for example in accounting you could go all the way to a masters, but it makes sense for 99% of people to instead finish at the bba and get their ACCA/CPA certification instead

[restive plank]

anyway gtg to class

[tiny atlas]

the masters doesn't make sense in this career unless you really like school

[dusky grove]

who says you need uni though

do you know that they couldnt give less of a fuck about your degree

[robust oracle]

Idk who shane is but I'll probably watch the punisher and episode 1 of Moonknight

[icy compass]

Depends where you’re working

[wintry quarry]

Silence king is here

[dusky grove]

uni has become a shitshow nowadays because of the shitty job market only getting worse and the expenses only rising with little to no aid

[tiny atlas]

naw in cs they really don't give a shit about your degree everyone has one

[wintry quarry]

Aw man wat happened to my name 💔

[dusky grove]

you can do as simple as.. be a frontend developer with proper learning

you know the biggest joke

4 years, tens of thousands in debt, for a non guaranteed job

[icy compass]

Everyone has computer science knowledge who’s an internet user. Correct? Who knows basic stuff

[robust oracle]

I can barely support myself and the world believes I should have a child and family

[tiny atlas]

🤔 no, everyone does not know basic cs stuff

[dusky grove]

cs does not mean computer literacy

[robust oracle]

Maybe I need 12+ kids and live for free of government aid

[tiny atlas]

joe smith does not know what the frick a quick sort is

[dusky grove]

in which everyone is expected to have

[icy compass]

Then don’t have child? Let alone family. I has no reason to have kids.

[dusky grove]

you are expected in this time to know basic computer knowledge, no excuse

[tiny atlas]

tru

[kind coral]

It's cruelty to bring a child In this era

[tiny atlas]

can you believe that the kids these days don't know how computers work because they spent their childhoods on tablets instead

[icy compass]

Doesn’t every mf know Google Sheets/ Microsoft xcell spreadsheet with minimal experience ?

[tiny atlas]

👴

no, most people shit themselves when they see excel

[dusky grove]

helping older people use computers pisses me off

[kind coral]

I legit never touched excel for years

[icy compass]

Damn I’m lucky I’m good with excel

[dusky grove]

like some imbecile printed me an email of saying "click here" and she was asking me "how do I redeem my gift card??"

[kind coral]

Join the excel esports

[dusky grove]

you printed the fuckin button email 😭

[kind coral]

It exists

[tiny atlas]

you're a finance major, if you aren't good at excel i'd question the legitimacy of your degree

hell yeah get your MECC badges

slap that shit on your resume

[robust oracle]

I personally believe I won't live past the age of 60. I'm at peace with my mortality. Although, I would be lying if I said I don't have a desire for companionship and potentially teaching a younger generation. In my own terms that means adoption, ideally with a mother figure. If I can somehow pull that off then great otherwise that's probably the only real contribution I feel like I can currently give the world if I died tomorrow y'know

[tiny atlas]

"look at me i'm an excel egamer"

[dusky grove]

@tiny atlas

[tiny atlas]

LMFAO

[icy compass]

Being able to read excel is a skill modern generations lack

[kind coral]

💀

[tiny atlas]

sir im pressing it it's not working

[icy compass]

Aylmao

[kind coral]

Sir Amazon scammed me sir

[dusky grove]

how do i redeem this card🥺

[kind coral]

Do not redeem it

Doo not reeedeeem it

[tiny atlas]

it's not just excel, it's spreadsheets as a whole
that's kind of why our job is to create data visualizations for the boomegalulers to read

thyne charts are not for thee

[icy compass]

Finance major + automotive mechanic

It is hell

[hard wing]

because i deserve it more than you

[dusky grove]

good to know that clankers took over the creatives market hence why I never ended up studying multimedia

[icy compass]

Atleast im not a service advisor

Poor girl me couldn’t last as a service advisor

[dusky grove]

colleges really like to rip you off money for useless shit, this one uni in Texas is doing a new degree called "social media influencing"

so like

study to become a tiktoker??

[tiny atlas]

what kinda piece of shit institution

lul

[icy compass]

Sound like any college teaching a specific subject

[dusky grove]

duke 💀

[icy compass]

It’s a pos to everyone not in the correct institution

[dusky grove]

shitty uni known for milking your wallet dry

and drowning you in debt

[icy compass]

Could be worse, you could be a car salesman

Where your desperate for sales

[tiny atlas]

bachelor's in digital media influence 😭

[dusky grove]

pleaseeee buy this my mama kinda homeless 🥹 🥹

commission based jobs are just pyramid schemes

[icy compass]

That’s useful for media companies

[dusky grove]

dogshit degree

[icy compass]

Like social media divisions

[dusky grove]

they couldnt care less looool

either have a cheap ass freelancer or a clanker do their job

[robust oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-jumping-jump-kitty-cute-gif-17598602

[icy compass]

My finance degree is pretty useful

[robust oracle]

My foot up your ass is also as useful

[dusky grove]

tbh I might drop out soon of uni, im losing purpose of staying

[robust oracle]

It inspires growth

[icy compass]

Gov roles only

[dusky grove]

what??

[robust oracle]

It's symbolism

[long harness]

wtf

[dusky grove]

shitty symbolism

[robust oracle]

Whatever you study at university involves student debt, the fine print says you get a foot up your ass 👢

[icy compass]

Listen @dusky grove if move I move to a big city my shot at good money is a saleswoman- or as a financial consultant for a car company

[dusky grove]

honestly im still in the thought of just moving onto a trade

[robust oracle]

Whoah... Suki sounds like a strange individual... Y'know something don't reply to me I feel like I dodged a bullet

[icy compass]

I’m a former financial student I have a bad habit of being blunt

[robust oracle]

Eww

Chase the dollar like the sands of the hourglass and watch your life waste to nothing in the pursuit of coin

At least you get to cry in a Mercedes right

[icy compass]

I cry in a dodge

Not a cheap one

15k check

[tight linden]

[glass vale]

dawg tf you mean hyped??

what is youtube on bruh

"hyped"

[icy compass]

Is this a blunt way of saying I’m a workaholic ?

[tight linden]

Yes touch grass

[icy compass]

I touched mud

And I fell in it

[robust oracle]

How bad would you cry if overnight some driver crashed into your parked car whilst you were sleeping in bed?

[tight linden]

Ha ha

[glass vale]

holy ragebait

[icy compass]

I’d hope my apartment has cameras at my spot parking

[robust oracle]

Doesn't matter your insurance will rise through no fault of your own. What if it happens again the next night? And again? You're targeted by some teenage gang for fun but you end up paying out yout ass each time for your shiny fancy car cause they think it's cool and you're the one financially suffering and your literally in bed asleep

[grand spoke]

Wtf is this. Are you cooked?

[glass vale]

Albert and Einstein

[tight linden]

You’re cooked

[grand spoke]

Dont talk to me

Poor suki

[icy compass]

I live in the fucking black hills of the Midwest

[robust oracle]

Idk what cooked means and please don't comment unless you contribute

[timber yoke]

same

[tiny atlas]

"how bad would you feel if you were a targeted victim" why is it every time i see you here you're practicing the most insane mental gymnastics i've ever seen bro

[robust oracle]

Appalachia?

[timber yoke]

LMAOO

[long harness]

to put lightly, this is delusional

[timber yoke]

top 5 sentence oat

[icy compass]

Geologically close to Canada

[robust oracle]

Fyi I'm only gonna rely to Suki from now on otherwise this will be off topic

[grand spoke]

Wow lol cooked

[timber yoke]

THERE IS NO TOPIC😭

[icy compass]

This is yap chat no?

[robust oracle]

Didn't reply to my reply but sure you go back to your white claw

[robust oracle]

What?

[icy compass]

Yap chatto anyone can yap

[grand spoke]

We yap

We dont care what a bird says

[robust oracle]

Yeah but doesn't mean I will reply to them is my point so they shouldn't expect it because they ping me

[icy compass]

Aylmao

[robust oracle]

But you never answered the question

[icy compass]

Then don’t reply no?

[robust oracle]

What if your car got crashed into whilst you were asleep in bed and not behind the wheel

[jagged ridge]

Theres different coverage for that

[tight linden]

Apparently, Amazon couldn’t deliver my package due to a vicious dog. I don’t have a dog.

[jagged ridge]

Lmao

[grand spoke]

Bro isnt making logic sense rn

[icy compass]

The insurance I carry wouldn’t rise no ?

[robust oracle]

It would

It's a claim

[icy compass]

What idiot hits a parked car

[long harness]

living in a different reality

[robust oracle]

Ofc it goes up

[icy compass]

Dependent on your insurance carrier

[tiny atlas]

hoooly

[jagged ridge]

You need comprehensive coverage.. if you dont have comprehensive then they wont cover it

[grand spoke]

Gets hyper fixated on made up scenarios and mad when challenged

[robust oracle]

Drunk driver crashes into the back of your parked car whilst you're home in bed. Insurance goes up after you claim

You gonna tell me drunk driver didn't exist.

And make it out like I'm making up scenarios?

[grand spoke]

He didn't because its not a real situation

[icy compass]

There’s always cameras on the parking lot in my apartment

[glass vale]

what if someone stuffs you up in a garbage bag?

that could happen too

[robust oracle]

That's nice, but the insurance company will still charge you more money each month since you claimed

[jagged ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/omni-man-omni-man-meme-are-you-sure-invincible-invincible-meme-gif-3458590649681429349

[robust oracle]

Would they care if you showed the footage.

[glass vale]

pretty sure

[jagged ridge]

Probably not

As long as you have comprehensive

[grand spoke]

Im starting to feel delusional its so strong in here

[robust oracle]

That's my point

[icy compass]

I’m way to tired to think

[robust oracle]

I hope you never get that situation I guess maybe park your car indoors if you can otherwise gl

[glass vale]

damn

[grand spoke]

Same

[grand spoke]

What the

Its Edmonton 4 Anaheim 1

[icy compass]

Sounds like a mob threat lmao

[grand spoke]

Fr lol I giggled

[robust oracle]

I don't know why I'm being pinged by someone I'm not even replying to but ok

[grand spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/godfather-marlon-brando-scratch-whatever-shrug-gif-11792444060000641149

[glass vale]

"it would be a shame" ahh threat

[robust oracle]

Sounds like a desperate attempt for attention but mkay

[grand spoke]

I giggled again

[icy compass]

Maybe that’s why I have a shoulder holster

[grand spoke]

Thats hot

[icy compass]

It’s cold enough to wear a thicker coat over so it’s barely there

[grand spoke]

Lol thats so adorable fr

I only carry when out in the mountains

[icy compass]

The 5’3 short girl with a leather shoulder holster straight from the 80s lmao

[grand spoke]

Sounds epic ngl

[icy compass]

It is

[molten wedge]

Yeah heat is gonna kill me in this upcoming days

[tight linden]

Have you tried blocking out the sun?

[molten wedge]

I did he comes with an alternate account then

[tight linden]

I will be sending several llamas to your house

[molten wedge]

[tight linden]

https://tenor.com/view/animals-mniam-aha-loading-llama-gif-19294651

[molten wedge]

They fking spit

[robust oracle]

What is the appropriate reaction when an animal just comes over and sniffs you?

[forest shuttle]

Depends on what kind of animal is approaching you

[robust oracle]

A big intimidating scary cat

[forest shuttle]

Prepare for death

[icy compass]

I want orange cat to approach me

[molten wedge]

I heard they go for a neck attack

[icy compass]

The tiny house cat variety

[forest shuttle]

Reminds me of this

[molten wedge]

Have seen videos where they just jump on a human and bite their neck (not in romantic manner though)

[restive plank]

Well jobs want you to at least have a degree, even if you’ve got experience in coding or whatever job

[robust oracle]

Pretty sure you said the same thing about the cat encounter at an Egyptian ruin

[dusky grove]

not all

[robust oracle]

Cats are not harbingers of death

[icy compass]

The old guardian

[dusky grove]

none of my dad's employers through the years even asked

[restive plank]

You can argue that with my friend

[forest shuttle]

Pretty sure i didn't

[dusky grove]

also alec here literally works without a degree looool

[restive plank]

You can work without a degree

But it’s most likely gonna be a shitty job, no?

[dusky grove]

*as a software engineer

[quartz blade]

hi

[molten wedge]

Supp

[dusky grove]

no one says without a degree you have a shitty job

[robust oracle]

Oh mb probably confusing you with another user here

[violet void]

hi

[icy compass]

Trade

[quartz blade]

im alright gonna play some world of warships, wbu?

[icy compass]

World of boat

[restive plank]

trade is just getting a license or smth

[molten wedge]

Ehhh I'm at office gonna not play anything

[restive plank]

and then work an apprenticeship

[molten wedge]

[dusky grove]

younger gen is going to trade more often for a reason

[restive plank]

and then you work

Trade is hell

I hate trade

[molten wedge]

Name one thing u don't hate

[restive plank]

because all you need is mini brains

it depends what you do in trade

You can be a bricklayer or smth

[icy compass]

Nope getting certified. And hoping your contacts can muscle your way into a decent entry gig, blue collar jobs are more rewarding as you actually do things

[restive plank]

That’s what I meant 🥀

Here you just need a white card

[icy compass]

You don’t sit in some air conditioned room

[restive plank]

grr I want my ac

and sitting my butt on an office chair

[molten wedge]

I do

[icy compass]

I prefer working on cars in the sun

Atleast then I feel like I’m owed a beer

[molten wedge]

Ahh chilled beer in scorching sun

[molten wedge]

Call me a wierdo bt I prefer buttermilk

[icy compass]

I miss my favorite boots, I had to take them for a cobbler visit

[violet void]

What is it like to work on cars?

[dusky grove]

having spicy soup rn

[icy compass]

Well what kind of car, are we talking new cars or older

[violet void]

lets say older

[molten wedge]

Scale 1-10 how spicy is it

[dusky grove]

4

no matter what I try i cant make it work

[icy compass]

Carburetors or fuel injected ? Carburetors are a pain to deal with but sound cool

[molten wedge]

Try chilly or dragon chilly

[dusky grove]

Yea no
almost killed myself with carolina reaper, not going too far

[icy compass]

I’ve had ghost pepper vodka mix

[molten wedge]

You should come to my country. The spices r good here with all the masalas

[dusky grove]

ghost isnt bad

[icy compass]

But with vodka

Ew

[dusky grove]

sounds interesting but rancid at the same time

[icy compass]

Do you like the British food tiki masala?

[dusky grove]

i know lol lots of indian culture in uae

[icy compass]

That stuff is rare but good

[molten wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/grand-blue-vodka-anime-vodka-water-gif-19209994

[dusky grove]

i have had lots of spicy indian food

[molten wedge]

Never tried maam

[dusky grove]

they at least understand what true spice is

[molten wedge]

Exactly

I'm a.fan of spicy foods

There is dish here chicken handi

You'll love it

[icy compass]

You want real spice, I got something. Thai food

[dusky grove]

yea i assumed you liked it alot

its part of the indian culture

[molten wedge]

Dude I got real spice in my country you should try it sometimes

Its called a veg kholapuri

[icy compass]

Thailand has a lot of spicy ass food

[dusky grove]

is that like a vegan curry?