community

[restive plank]

They’re owned by Microsoft 🥀

[icy compass]

Backwards compatibility

[restive plank]

Or partnered?

[tight linden]

THE OG

[restive plank]

THIS TOO

Unlike PlayStation, I can play GTA 4.

I can play OG gta games

[icy compass]

Don’t have to get your system to say “erm sorry your game is too old”

[restive plank]

San Andreas, Vice city, GTA 3

[dusky grove]

even on an rtx 5080, 4's performance is ass

[restive plank]

I can play majority of the Xbox 360 games on a series x

[dusky grove]

never meant to be on pc

[tight linden]

The first game I ever properly played was battlefield four I got it with a PlayStation three from this let’s just say shady dealer I used to play that game religiously because I was too broke for any other game

[dusky grove]

worst port ever

lmao

[swift frigate]

[icy compass]

I want to play fh3 on series x

[restive plank]

And you can

[icy compass]

The one x version

[restive plank]

But PlayStation?

nope.

[tribal cypress]

Ok we get it PlayStation sucks

[long harness]

why would they play fh they got something better

[restive plank]

You can’t play old sonic games

[icy compass]

Race sim vs arcade driving sim

Different types

[tight linden]

Skill issues

[long harness]

fh motorsport exists

[icy compass]

Currently no plans to make new ones

[long harness]

didnt 8 just come out recently

[tight linden]

Why the fuck is there 41 g grams of sugar in Pepsi that shit should be illegal

[long harness]

or their reboot

[tiny atlas]

like two or three years ago

it was terrible

[tight linden]

I’m officially never drinking full sugar monster ever again

[long harness]

3 years ago is pretty new for racing games

[icy compass]

That was in 2023

[tiny atlas]

they've somewhat saved it, but i imagine it's not actually on the top of anybody's list aside from the most diehard forza fan

such to the point that they cancelled any future motorsports to focus on horizon, anyway

[icy compass]

When you need suger for work monster there

I need a burst of suger on the last few hours of work

[tight linden]

I’ve switched to drinking zero sugar monster. I don’t notice the taste difference.

[icy compass]

When I’m working long day I need the suger one

[icy compass]

Doesn’t fh6 come out on ps five ?

Or in future

[tight linden]

I can’t remember which drug is that has a false positive with caffeine

[tiny atlas]

yes

should be released on ps in the summer

[icy compass]

Caffeine junky says no to any of it she just needs more

[tight linden]

amphetamines I looked it up

[icy compass]

One can hope fh6 turns out good

[tiny atlas]

at very least, it's going to be literally the same as the past three entries

the question is whether you think it's worth paying like a hundo for the same game on a different map

with fh you've always really just been paying for the map (and boy did we get scammed in 5)

[icy compass]

It has beeg map means beeg Goliath race

[long harness]

wtf

[tiny atlas]

beeg map means beeg trouble

[tight linden]

Beep

[icy compass]

Beeg means beeg

[glossy hollow]

hallo Lobogo

[icy compass]

Oh hii

[tiny atlas]

oh hi

[tight linden]

Hi

[vapid nacelle]

hello

[vapid nacelle]

hello

[vapid nacelle]

hello

[vapid nacelle]

hello

so many nice people here

[tight linden]

I’m going to bite u

[icy compass]

Oh hii

[tiny atlas]

lumbago

[tight linden]

https://tenor.com/view/back-pain-hat-beard-lumbago-gif-17378042

[bitter marsh]

good morning

[molten wedge]

Its afternoon

[molten wedge]

Thanks

[thorny patrol]

It's a slow painful death my brother

[tight linden]

I can’t wait for Friday

[restive plank]

I love Toph so much

[molten wedge]

He's not that kind of a guy

[thorny patrol]

Thank you

[thorny patrol]

Who

[molten wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/hi-there-hi-whats-up-head-roll-lets-dance-gif-438022142684575365

[thorny patrol]

[molten wedge]

What ya doin

[thorny patrol]

At my deadass job

[molten wedge]

They should cut ya pay for using phone

[thorny patrol]

They can't

They can't offered anyone else

[molten wedge]

Ahh skills

Well same here

I'm at my office too

[thorny patrol]

Yep

They can't get anyone else with a PhD for the same minimum wage I'm getting

[molten wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/slavery-meme-subject-today's-lesson-gif-11704151051587905508

[thorny patrol]

Exactly

Also

[thorny patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/another-easy-steal-steal-gif-gif-steal-gif-gets-stolem-gif-7935542554022949277

@molten wedge they were about to fire me last month

[sterile raft]

gg

[thorny patrol]

Then they saw how much this would cost so they changed their mind

@sterile raft do yall get paid for being mods

[molten wedge]

Nope

[sterile raft]

no

[thorny patrol]

Sad

I'll give you 2 bucks for not muting me each month what you say

[molten wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/money-gif-11954040389595096870

[fading raft]

Bribery of the highest order bro

[sterile raft]

I will take your 2 dollars, forget the deal entirely, and who you are and mute you in some form or fashion

through no malice

only sheer inatentiveness

[molten wedge]

[thorny patrol]

Then

[sweet quest]

@sterile raft ill pay you 3 dollars to mute him rn

idk what this is about but i want in

[thorny patrol]

No 2 bucks for you

[thorny patrol]

@sterile raft take the fucking deal i forgive you

[sterile raft]

you want me to lie to you or

[sweet quest]

make it 4

[thorny patrol]

I allow you to mute me @sterile raft

[sweet quest]

these pockets are deep

you dont want this fight

[sterile raft]

being mod? $0

losing mod for $3?

[sweet quest]

4

[thorny patrol]

Seems like a win

Also i won't report or do anything I'll act like nothing happened @sterile raft

Untraceable would mute me for a single piece of chicken nuggets

[sterile raft]

do you think I am desparate for $4 lol

[thorny patrol]

Yes

[molten wedge]

Isn't toph advertising

[tight linden]

I love the ghetto in Australia

[molten wedge]

[sterile raft]

soliciting, but yes

[mighty raft]

no, are they about epsiode 7? Or the trailer

[molten wedge]

When r the mods forms gonna be out

[thorny patrol]

How

[sterile raft]

idk

[thorny patrol]

You'll never be one

[molten wedge]

I will be

I got what it takes

[thorny patrol]

I pray you don't

[molten wedge]

I do

[thorny patrol]

Character development ?

[molten wedge]

Vinland saga

[thorny patrol]

You a big boy now?

[molten wedge]

Still a kid inside

[thorny patrol]

Kid who

Kid whooo

Brother you're 30

Kid whoooooo

[molten wedge]

24

U idiot

[tight linden]

Unc

[thorny patrol]

Did you hunt a dinosaur before?

[molten wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/mighty-eagle-angry-birds-no-nope-nop-gif-22608445

[thorny patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/raptor-yaaaaaassssssssss-gif-7330912817793815169

I think he fell asleep

[molten wedge]

Its 12:47

In the afternoon

Why would I sleep in office though

[restive plank]

LMFAO

[fading raft]

At least they asked if you needed help and didn't try to move you along or something

[restive plank]

Are you actually homeless

Oh

Someone donated money to me before

Because they thought I was homeless for some reason

[thorny patrol]

Old people don't do that ?

[restive plank]

I love my office job!

[molten wedge]

Ask in mirror if they do

[restive plank]

let’s crank 12 hour shifts and sleep

Get in the grass

[molten wedge]

U ain't that old yet. Do ya homework

[restive plank]

roll

crawl

[molten wedge]

Handstand this

[stark steppe]

@hard wing isnt umg not like co partner or something with ovosound

[hard wing]

umg is not directly connected to ovo

[icy compass]

Can women pass wearing a Hawaiian shirt?

[molten wedge]

Who's the unc now

[molten wedge]

As in knockout?!

[stark steppe]

Doesnt umg do like the marketing

[icy compass]

Naur can a girl wear a Hawaiian shirt without looking weird

All Hawaiian shirts look boxy

[molten wedge]

Ehhhhhh dk never saw one

[icy compass]

Ehhh never been to Florida huh. Or Hawaii

Or seen Miami vice

[molten wedge]

Mehhh ehhh no

[molten wedge]

Have seen in movies

[icy compass]

Or scar face

[molten wedge]

2fast2furious

[hard wing]

yes

[molten wedge]

The batman?!

[stark steppe]

Cause i was thinking if umg doesnt market this like they did with not like us drake would win the appeal right

[icy compass]

.. I’m sounding like a boomer right?

[molten wedge]

Nah you alright

[icy compass]

I’m only 24…

[stark steppe]

And they cant get rid of drake cause hes like 30% of their profit or some

[icy compass]

I love 80s movies

[hard wing]

the thing is umg is doing their best to hide whatever they did to boost kendrick so if it doesnt show up in court its not substantial

[molten wedge]

Tf I though you'd be like 5yrs older then me

[stark steppe]

Lol

I also saw like

[icy compass]

I’m not that old..

[stark steppe]

Drake and taylor swift are like 50% of umg profits

Or some like that

[molten wedge]

I'm 24 how does that makes me unc

[molten wedge]

Obachan

[stark steppe]

@hard wing do u think drake will do the worldcup halftime show

[molten wedge]

[icy compass]

Is that means I’m aunt ?

Since male turn term is “unc” what’s feminine term

[molten wedge]

Aun

Old

Womaun

[icy compass]

god damn it I feel old

[tall solar]

Hi suki

[molten wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/happ-y-birthday-old-lady-gif-6534751729750473013

https://tenor.com/view/courage-muriel-question-concern-um-gif-7377340477032520563

[icy compass]

Hii

[molten wedge]

U said you'll fuck someone up so I sent a suggestion

[glass vale]

5,6,7 and 8

[molten wedge]

I never said that

[glass vale]

they've gotten some things right

[icy compass]

God I need to go to Florida, time to find a men’s small or real small Hawaiian shirt..

[molten wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/drake-dance-shrug-dancing-gif-16270715159622047466

[icy compass]

Miami south beach

Near start of summer and I need to enjoy my vacation from work

I have a week off

[hard wing]

no

even if he were offered it i dont think he would accept it

he’s already been offered the superbowl halftime show multiple times

[icy compass]

Atleast it isn’t Kanye

[hard wing]

but he doesnt really need to prove his success anymore

[hard wing]

kanye is a funny guy

at least one of his multiple personalities is

[icy compass]

Schitzo artist

[quiet kindle]

hiii

[faint palm]

wsg

[icy compass]

Oh hi

[stark steppe]

Worldcup is 10x more important and more watched than the superbowl tho

[hard wing]

would be cool to see

[midnight beacon]

Yooo

Language!

[icy compass]

Oh god

[quiet kindle]

hii

[icy compass]

I’m 24-

[quiet kindle]

i’m turning 21 in a couple months kinda scared

i feel like a hag

[icy compass]

I remember 21.. passed out drunk in a college roommates bed with a bottle of rum

Or was that 22nd

[quiet kindle]

omg 😭😭

same

no way why omg

[upper token]

[icy compass]

I couldn’t remember but it wasn’t my first time drinking

Ah no coment

Not too old

You can still go to clubs and socialize

My day was spent school, than work, study eepy

[viscid glen]

people go to school at 24

???

[icy compass]

Naur I’m a graduated automotive student

Now my schedule is wake up, want to sleep go to work than do overtime, then eat and sleep

[tall solar]

How much hours do you work

[icy compass]

60 hours a week

[tall solar]

And study?

[icy compass]

Nope just study cars I work on

[stark steppe]

@tall solar

[quiet kindle]

WHATTT WOAHH

how the fuck is that possible

holy strong

[stark steppe]

Cel

[tall solar]

Hi teas monkey

[stark steppe]

When we going to drake concert

[mighty raft]

I've only seen the names of the episodes nothing else

[stark parcel]

Hello

[robust oracle]

You know your serious when you buy yourself hayabusa or cleto reyes gloves

[brittle drift]

Hi

[tall solar]

Bomo

[stark parcel]

Hi Port

[stark steppe]

Ignoring me huh

[dim sparrow]

I would never

[stark parcel]

Ofc

[stark steppe]

[robust oracle]

It'll happen you can own multiple pairs of gloves

[mighty raft]

what the hell

what's this

can't send links no more?

[stark parcel]

Some stuff don't work

[mighty raft]

this is blasphemy

[stark parcel]

[mighty raft]

bemo you must fix this

https://youtu.be/XS5ziR4UOt4?si=q3Z06XHBVWrkLgkv

This works

[stark parcel]

There

[mighty raft]

wow you're such a genius

maybe the other link is blocked or something

[stark parcel]

Yeah I also can't send a specific sticker

Ig it's just some automod related stuff

[mighty raft]

Oh yeah it's probably the thumbnail

yeah that makes sense

[mighty raft]

I have another problem

The subject chemistry

[stark parcel]

What is it

Oh hell nah

Can't help you with chemistry

[mighty raft]

you must purge it off this planet

[stark parcel]

Yeah I am not into this stuff

Gym effect?

[tall solar]

Day not good

[robust oracle]

So you watch the sport too or you just exercise? I heard that word on the street is a British guy, goes by the name Anthony Joshua is fighting an even bigger guy this year, named Tyson Fury. You know anything about that?

[glass vale]

they've gotten a few things right as of yet

[lethal vapor]

I only watch ufc, f1 highlights

[robust oracle]

You gonna watch that one?

Nice I plan to go soon myself it's been a few weeks

[stark parcel]

I read that so wrong

I boxed mfs in fortnite

https://tenor.com/view/flight-flight-reacts-ftc-gif-10344871754903558430

[robust oracle]

Did he get banned?

[vague helm]

https://tenor.com/view/me-when-the-gif-25638395

[stark parcel]

Oh they're both gone lol

[robust oracle]

They must have said something bad to each other

[stark parcel]

Understandable, have a great day

[low thunder]

muted

[stark parcel]

They were discussing about boxing and stuff

[vague helm]

mhm, mutted

[kind coral]

Is this ok

[stark parcel]

Usual drama

[robust oracle]

How come messages get wiped if it's a mute?

[stark parcel]

https://tenor.com/view/omni-man-depressed-omni-man-in-space-omni-man-blackhole-gif-11857338211033865323

[low thunder]

cuz I wiped em

[stark parcel]

Out of existence

[low thunder]

yes

[kind coral]

https://tenor.com/view/invincible-edit-invincible-invincible-meme-invisible-gif-15520779356570008794

[molten wedge]

Taki maki

[prime merlin]

I retired veteran I can only do 90s and edit well

[stark parcel]

I can't even do shit, I stopped playing

[prime merlin]

Same but my muscle memory is sharp

[stark parcel]

I only started playing FN this year or around the end of last year

(I used to play years ago in my cousin's home)

So I never got good enough

• controller

[prime merlin]

Chapter 1 season 1 OG but I only played like some of chapter 1 like near end of season

[stark parcel]

I remember so many stuff from the start of FN

It was so peak

[prime merlin]

It’s the only thing I remember about FN

Minus chapter 5

That chapter was actually good I enjoyed it

I came back for it

[stark parcel]

I play RL now

Raging every time I got an ass tm8

[frigid dagger]

hi

[stark parcel]

Hi

[prime merlin]

Same

But I used to be good

[stark parcel]

Like I know I'm not good but damn, have some logic

[prime merlin]

I had decent rank In ranked at one point

[stark parcel]

They're always following me, trying to get the ball

[stark parcel]

What's your peak and which season

[prime merlin]

RL be like that

[prime merlin]

It was a while back I forgot

My hay days are gone in RL

[stark parcel]

I peaked D3 last season, could've gotten C1

Skill scale seems to have increased this season aswell

[prime merlin]

I think diamond I was in back then

But what 1,2,3 no clue

[stark parcel]

Diamon 1 2 and 3

You got 3 phases in each ranks

[prime merlin]

Last time I played ranked I was platinum lol

[stark parcel]

That's not too bad

[prime merlin]

Yah don’t remember which one it was either 2 or 3

[stark parcel]

When I started playing ranked I was P3

[prime merlin]

2023 I believe is when I last played

[pseudo turret]

What game are y'all talking about?

[stark parcel]

That's a long time ago

[prime merlin]

Rocket league

[prime merlin]

Yep

2023 last time I played ranked

[stark parcel]

Played the game back in season 1 and 2 but never played online

[pseudo turret]

Oh Im so bad at that game 😭 I think i stopped before I got ranked

[prime merlin]

I still play casual occasionally

[prime merlin]

😭 can’t take alll the blame u need teammates

[stark parcel]

I play casual to see if my ping is good and to heat rq, then hop in ranked when it's stable and I'm ready

[pseudo turret]

Had my friends but they were playing for years before me

[prime merlin]

Unless u do 1vs1s but I didn’t like it that much

[stark parcel]

1v1s are hell

[pseudo turret]

Well 1v1s are just bots it feels

[stark parcel]

I always end up ragequitting

[prime merlin]

Same

[stark parcel]

The thing is, in low ranks they don't try anything crazy

[pseudo turret]

With 1v1s I just drive forward, hit the ball, and I win

[stark parcel]

So it's boring

I'm pretty used to crazy techs and stuff

[pseudo turret]

"the copper method"

[stark parcel]

A lot of players focus on attacks but never defense

[pseudo turret]

Something so stupid it works on higher ranks

[prime merlin]

Bruh

[stark parcel]

Smth triggered the bot

[prime merlin]

Just got a warning for not talking about gta

[stark parcel]

What

[prime merlin]

It non gta section man come on

[pseudo turret]

They have a set of trigger words but for some reason the 3 letter word isn't one

[stark parcel]

Lol

[prime merlin]

How u give me a warning in this channel come on raptor

Sensitive ahh

[stark parcel]

@prime merlin send in dms what does it say

[prime merlin]

K

[pseudo turret]

The gta server doesn't have stickers

Didn't know that

[thorny patrol]

I wanna too

[thorny patrol]

You'll get used to it

[prime merlin]

K check DMs

[molten wedge]

[lone dune]

stickers suck

[robust oracle]

Guys are firefighting dogs insanity or genius?

They can rescue people trapped

[stark parcel]

I mean, some humans can't even do that, dog wouldn't be that capable either

Is it after or during the fire you're referring to?

[robust oracle]

Big dogs ofc

[robust oracle]

During and after

[stark parcel]

They'll just push the people stuck, possibly injuring them even more

[robust oracle]

They can locate people trapped tho

[stark parcel]

They can be used for that case

[robust oracle]

Small children and animals

They can rescue

[stark parcel]

Depends on how trapped they are

If they're just trapped inside and stuff

https://tenor.com/view/bust-through-door-bolt-dog-gif-9699261871738559479

[robust oracle]

Huh apparently they were a thing

This specific breed anyway

[stark parcel]

Aren't they still?

[robust oracle]

Yes but not really in a frontline role

They were used when firemen had wagons and horses

[stark parcel]

Hm I see

But it would be pretty nice to use them to locate people, thing is, they can't breathe with the smoke

[robust oracle]

Dog gasmask?

[stark parcel]

Could be a thing

So yes they can be useful

[robust oracle]

If police can use them so should the other emergency services

Paramedic dog

[stark parcel]

They use dogs for violence but never to take care of people

It would be a pretty good idea tho

But I think there's a reason they don't do it

[dim pebble]

I'm sick and have the diseases, what advice?

[stark parcel]

@misty remnant I see you coming

[stark parcel]

Take smth

Damn

All that typing, gone

[dim pebble]

The Garfield in my backyard gave me illness

[tall solar]

Will he save me from fire

[robust oracle]

If you have something for him to bite and drag sure

[stark parcel]

Triggered the bot, that's how simple

[robust oracle]

Don't be naked in a burning building that's all I'll suggest

[tall solar]

My tshirt

[stark parcel]

Some links don't work and you need lvl 5 for it @misty remnant

[left vault]

Bleh

This was a very wake up last minute and go to work kind of day, lame.

Gotta go in soon

[stark parcel]

Painful

Yeah you can't mention gtao here either

[left vault]

Mention what?

[stark parcel]

It's more likely to go in #gta-online

[stark parcel]

[left vault]

My coworker better have done a shitload of work last night or I’m gonna make him come back tonight

[chrome hawk]

tuff

[prime merlin]

I am back

[left vault]

Jackass has been lazy these last couple weeks and then whines about having to come back on his days off to finish work

Im like… yeah? Duh?

I can only do so much

[tight linden]

The guy doing my MILKRUN forgot my chocolate milk. My night is ruined.

[prime merlin]

Dumb bot

[chrome hawk]

I liked having night shift because I could leave some stuff for the next day

[stark parcel]

@misty remnant the thing is, it's not really on topic of gtao, but also not off topic, it's just specific words that triggered the bot

[chrome hawk]

That I wouldn't have to deal with

[stark parcel]

And the link

[prime merlin]

You can’t even mention anything about the missions

[chrome hawk]

Morning shift is good for lifestyle but it's much more stressful

[tight linden]

I should make my name chocolate milk connoisseur

[stark parcel]

Not here

[chrome hawk]

My sleep schedule was absolutely cooked

[left vault]

Which is completely fine if I can finish in less than 10 hours and get all of my cleaning done.

But the dude straight up starts up late and doesnt do work because he’s always yapping instead of hustling

[chrome hawk]

lol alright

sounds like he shouldn't be working then

[stark parcel]

You're welcome, if you get a warning, you can always appeal and explain, they should help you

[left vault]

He shouldnt be, management has been trying to find a way to get rid of him but its hard with union rules.

[prime merlin]

Milk have u tried the grapefruit & mango flavour milk

[prime merlin]

It exists idk why

[tight linden]

Now you just name and shit that doesn’t exist

How the fuck would you get grapefruit and mango milk?

[prime merlin]

It’s flavouring

[tight linden]

Oh I probably could’ve figured that out

[prime merlin]

Yah you could have

Lol

[tight linden]

[prime merlin]

Not sure if it was grape fruit but it was fruit that usual doesn’t go well with Mango

Probably passion fruit

[tight linden]

Mango milk would just be weird wouldn’t it?

[chrome hawk]

Union? I got the idea this was just some kind of supermarket job or something

[prime merlin]

Ay it exists I drank it

Tastes weird

[tight linden]

If it’s weird then why do you drink it?

[prime merlin]

If i said I lost a bet would u believe it

[modern pine]

[tight linden]

I mean, I lost a bet with myself once

[prime merlin]

I mean it’s not terrible taste just not good like chocolate or strawberry or any other flavoured milk

[flint sparrow]

long time no see n8

[spring tangle]

It’s time

Wish me luck

[tight linden]

For

[spring tangle]

You need to know what it’s for to wish someone luck smh

[flint sparrow]

yes

so more luck

[spring tangle]

Stingy ass mf’s

[flint sparrow]

good luck quack

[spring tangle]

I’m going to get my car washed

[vague helm]

Just hope your car doesn't explode Ig

[tight linden]

I hope when you wash your car there are several pelicans nearby

[spring tangle]

Just be nice if they actually cleaned it properly

[flint sparrow]

I'll come and clean it

[spring tangle]

We don’t got pelicans here so I’m safe

[flint sparrow]

why don't you go to a self service one

[tight linden]

Well, I hope there are several birds nearby

[spring tangle]

Why wash it myself when I can have 6 people wash it for me

[flint sparrow]

cause you will do better job

and cheaper

[spring tangle]

Debatable

[chrome hawk]

Why does that need luck

smh

[flint sparrow]

fr

[spring tangle]

But you ahve the spread the wealth

[flint sparrow]

I wasted my luck

[vague helm]

it'd be a shame if someone like, rubbed steel wool over his entire car on accident

[spring tangle]

Because they don’t always do a good job

[chrome hawk]

So, you tell 'em you didn't do it right and you have to redoit

[spring tangle]

Oh yeah good luck with that

[chrome hawk]

That's how it works here

[spring tangle]

You think I’m arguing with the Albanians

[chrome hawk]

[robust oracle]

This is why you go to bikini car washes

[spring tangle]

No I accept the poor job and don’t go there again

[vague helm]

[chrome hawk]

pussy

[spring tangle]

No one here is washing cars in bikinis

[vague helm]

you're living in the wrong place then clearly

[spring tangle]

I prefer wussy

[robust oracle]

If only you had a car you could, drive places to

[spring tangle]

Petrol is expensive bruh

[chrome hawk]

ChatGPT says, if the carwash is close by then you can just walk there to save gas

[spring tangle]

[robust oracle]

Nah Fred Flintstone the car there

[chrome hawk]

Just don't forget to bring the car with you

[flint sparrow]

see

Just do it yourself

[tall widget]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1491782918899761324/1498650621509898381/dbdbestplayerever.mp4?ex=69f1eea7&is=69f09d27&hm=243d574c6247582d66360e8d81a7b14a9e928dd9aa030e0a6512493955d2b00a&
@stark steppe

[prime merlin]

I have idea mine/collect some ur self

[paper finch]

Guys do eggs only smell if they’re rotten

[flint sparrow]

yes

[paper finch]

Breh

[prime merlin]

No they also smell if u age them you should try a 100 year old egg

[wide tartan]

https://klipy.com/gifs/gitapro3-gitagita-5--k01KQ9YQR68FBNJCGPC3AWYP8V7

Whats the topic?

[spring tangle]

A while ago, I came back to my car and it had water marks all over the windows and when I complained to the guy, he said “it’s a £30 wash, what do you expect”.

Now you can’t even expect a car to be washed

[left vault]

No I work at a dairy plant

[vestal raft]

i feel like 30 is a lot for a car wash lol

[paper finch]

My bed fell out i fell in to

[spring tangle]

Vacuumed inside as well

It’s not that expensive compared to a full valet

But still being clean is surely the bare minimum

[wide tartan]

I know right

[wide tartan]

ahahaha how did this happen?

[chrome hawk]

Average petrol station car wash here is $10

[vestal raft]

full service washes are about 25 american dollars here. now if you wanna take it to get detailed you’re looking at 100 freedom dollars+ depending on the size of the car

[chrome hawk]

With vacuum and all

[vestal raft]

gas station car washes are like 5 bucks here

they’re trash

[chrome hawk]

Not the machine ones

[vestal raft]

i miss where i used to live. didn’t have to wash my truck pretty much ever

[stark steppe]

@chrome hawk

[nimble jay]

I go to a hand wash place by my friend's house every once in a while their high package is $35 but you get exterior, all interior, dash, leather conditioning and little stuff like that

They also got a wax option for a little more

But I'm probably gonna ceramic coat it next time I wash my car

[vestal raft]

ceramic coat is so nice

i had it done on my old truck

[nimble jay]

Yea where I work my car gets covered in dust and little particles from all the industrial truck stuff around the area so I need something I can just hose down

[north yacht]

I legit just sold my 8 year old ps4

Its kinda sad tho

But meanwhile i have 140$ rn

[inner pasture]

i think the sadder part is that someone paid $140 for a ps4

[north yacht]

Thats how much they go for where i live

[spring tangle]

Let’s see how this turns out, they’ve just upsold me into a mini valet for £50

🤞

[north yacht]

Normal used: 110-120
Normal clean: 130-140
Jailbroken: 160

[spring tangle]

This place seems more professional than the usual ones I go to though

[jagged ridge]

Just looking at ebay and thats the trending price for it

[cunning comet]

Bro why the flip the person always chasing somebody in the movies always catch up to the person that’s GETTING chased WTF

[stark steppe]

YOU'RE SO FUCKING TRASH😂😂😂😂😂

[stark steppe]

Ikr lol

Or when a home owner is scared or hears a sound

She says

Is someone there

As if they saying yes

Im braeking in

[jagged ridge]

Chat i joined a Pokemon champions server

And theres a mod there who said they like me and they asked if they can add me on friends on discord

I said sure i guess

And now they want to have conversations on the dms everyday wtf

Like bruh 😭

Whats up with this discord culture lol. Like bro im just there to battle and stuff and talk pokemon .. meanwhile this dude is trying to edate

A MODERATOR

[quiet kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/twilight-bella-swan-sad-depressed-kristen-stewart-gif-4780509858626480673

[jagged ridge]

[jagged ridge]

Idk if this was directed at me but .. i just see it as a waste of time

And potential danger lol

[quiet kindle]

? what

[spring tangle]

Stranger danger

[quiet kindle]

im not talking to anyone lmao

[jagged ridge]

Ig not sorry 😭

[jagged ridge]

SORRY OMG

[quiet kindle]

it’s fine

[jagged ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/scared-terrified-aaa-horror-horrified-gif-17943660798774918087

[quiet kindle]

connector try

don’t be sorry*

[upper token]

https://tenor.com/view/i-cant-take-it-anymore-girl-smoking-gif-3300461757409060030

[quiet kindle]

i just hate life

ppl suck

[jagged ridge]

Lmaooo

[quiet kindle]

relationships suck

[jagged ridge]

Alot of it is a ME issue i guess

Like... Its more me than other people who just want to chat i THINK

[spring tangle]

People are very sceptical these days

Always think strangers have bad intentions

[jagged ridge]

Yep i mean with internet troll culture etc

Thats true too

Always in the back of my mind "is this person just laughing writing all this?"

[upper token]

@sterile raft i got 1.415m monis in splatoon

[jagged ridge]

But at the same time this person is from a country halfway across the world

Which that's not a problem for me but like there's no way we're ever going to meet I think

And I don't necessarily make friends on the internet hoping to meet eventually

But I also don't feel like wasting my time getting too personal with people who I'm probably I'm never going to meet most likely

[spring tangle]

Never say never

There’s a whole world out there

[jagged ridge]

Thats why i said probably

But yeah

Small world

[spring tangle]

But also why would you have to gauge that from the jump

[prime merlin]

Damn what I miss

[jagged ridge]

You never know it could be some millionaire dude looking for internet friends

Imagine?

[spring tangle]

So you can’t be friendly with people because you might never meet in rl?

[jagged ridge]

Some rich person just bored

[quiet kindle]

it’s so annoying that happened to me all the time

[jagged ridge]

In the dms and allat? No

[quiet kindle]

like don’t dm me

idgaf

no i don’t wanna talk

[jagged ridge]

Exactlyyyy

[spring tangle]

Damn

[jagged ridge]

Some people want to edate too and its awkward

[spring tangle]

No that is just bizarre

[vague helm]

I feel like I can be nice to people, because Ill probably never meet them, entirely opposite since my kindness is different irl

[spring tangle]

But having online friends is no issue tbh, people used to have penpals back in the day

[jagged ridge]

I have online friends but we just never DM each other 😂

[spring tangle]

Fair enough

I don’t really see the issue with a dm personally

[prime merlin]

Avg discord moderator stereotype. Maybe she/he fat as well

[spring tangle]

Some things aren’t to be shared with a group

And I don’t mean Sus things

[jagged ridge]

Because it's taken away my shine from the general section into one-on-one conversations something that I don't like it putting me on the spot making me nervous

[spring tangle]

Use the lfg channels

[spring tangle]

Yeah fair enough everyone is different, no right or wrong way to do things

[jagged ridge]

Yeah this has to do with my specific personality it looks like but i do meet people similar to me

[quiet kindle]

never edate

it’s the worst mistake you can ever make

[spring tangle]

Ofc 8billion people in the world will be loads of people similar

[quiet kindle]

this

[spring tangle]

Everyone has reservations about something

[quiet kindle]

dms is so awkward

[jagged ridge]

I said this in like 2022 and some chick really really liked me and begged me to do it so I gave her an exception and. Yep NEVER edate

At least I gave it a try and now I know with statistics 😂

[spring tangle]

What specifically makes DMs awkward for you though? You feel forced to make conversation?

[jagged ridge]

Yes it feels forced and one-on-one and for example I don't want to reply in the DM but I would like to talk in general now it's awkward

[spring tangle]

Ok I get that

[jagged ridge]

Like I'm the type who would rather just straight up ignore dms sometimes

[spring tangle]

Makes sense

[jagged ridge]

I guess I'm too like I don't want to make someone feel bad by telling them this

[ashen girder]

or turn them off

[jagged ridge]

I have empathy

[spring tangle]

But do you text individuals in rl*

[jagged ridge]

I don't want to hurt people's feelings 😂

[ashen girder]

on Discord

[jagged ridge]

Only really close people yeah

[jagged ridge]

Yeah i mean... Were all humans

[nimble jay]

Lol

[spring tangle]

So what’s the difference then lol if you were chatting to someone online for a few years and became friends you couldn’t then ahve a one on one chat?

[jagged ridge]

I JUST got to that server

Like a week ago

The mod is already in my dms

[spring tangle]

Yeah that’s completely different

And unnecessary

[vestal raft]

that reminds me of a meat canyon video

[jagged ridge]

Which one lol

[vestal raft]

the discord mod one

[jagged ridge]

Lmaooo

[spring tangle]

[vague helm]

Oh jeez, I was worried you were talking about the one oreo keeps sending, thank god

[nimble jay]

I couldn't become fat even if I tried

I'm a bad mod

[jagged ridge]

LMAOO

[vestal raft]

small fry gang

[quiet kindle]

ppl suck

humans r disgusting pieces of shits

i bet aliens are happier

[paper finch]

Can you calm down

[vague helm]

Bold to assume they'd be so under-developed to have emotional feeling like us

[jagged ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/tsukasa-hiiragi-lucky-lucky-star-laughing-gif-9725891367173637343

[nimble jay]

Do not engage with the twink, he is violent

[paper finch]

I don’t fear

Twink

[quiet kindle]

i’m the exact same way

[nimble jay]

You know the reel good when this is the like to share ratio

[quiet kindle]

dms r only chill if ur good friends

random strangers in dms is awkward

[jagged ridge]

Even this actual conversation for example

[paper finch]

7-4

[vestal raft]

i’m terrible about responding to any dm

[jagged ridge]

I could have had this conversation in the DMs one-on-one with somebody

But me putting it here allowed more people to see it and chime in and give their opinions on the matter

Its just better for me

[worldly trellis]

hi

[vestal raft]

hi

[upper turtle]

I'll accept dms if I've spoken to you long enough

you and derrik would be good examples, I've seen and interacted enough to be okay with it

but not just a random person

everytime its someone random, always a weird question or some type of crypto thing.

[jagged ridge]

Well also i think i also got ptsd from the discord edate from a few years back

[paper finch]

Hi

[jagged ridge]

She promised we would meet and never did, and she hurt my feelings

She added me on Instagram and we knew each other irl name etc

Really thought she was legit

[tall widget]

im going to dm you pictures of cheese

[upper turtle]

you're allowed to do this

if its Swiss you get blocked and reported

[jagged ridge]

Lmaooo

[jagged ridge]

She was legit some crazy stuff happened tho.. huge disaster.

And either the whole thing was coordinated with her friends and her against me just to mess with me on the internet.. or it was just a mistake that happened

Either way... I dont like dms lately

[quiet kindle]

a lot of ppl will lie to you

people are liars

and play with your feelings and fuck with your mind

[paper finch]

Gui

[jagged ridge]

Yeah it happened to me so now i have alota defenses up

This situation was I think we were going to actually meet up though but like idk it was weird

[tall widget]

levi :3

[paper finch]

Requiem Minigame will focus on the leon combat

[tall widget]

WWWW

[paper finch]

Also how did you recognize me

[tall widget]

your tag

rodenikku

[paper finch]

Ah yes

[brittle drift]

Hi

[stark steppe]

@tall widget

:3

[tall widget]

yes

[stark steppe]

When

Ru playing

Scratch mirror

Myers

[tall widget]

never

boring 😡

[stark steppe]

Why

Its fun

Scaring ppl

[tall widget]

not anymore

only fun if you get a good map for it

cant get that w/ the new map offerings

[stark steppe]

Larrys

[paper finch]

Dbd is terrimendous

[stark steppe]

Wdym new map offering

[tall widget]

where they only have a 20% chance to work, not 100%

chances of me getting a good map for scratch mirror myers to actually be scary is slim 😭

[stark steppe]

WHAT

Well better

Imo

[upper token]

https://tenor.com/view/splatoon-working-wednesday-marina-nintendo-gif-12183041

[grand spoke]

The coffee sucks at my hotel 😭

I am used to Timmys

[brittle drift]

Hu

Hi

[grand spoke]

Hello crazy person

Jru

Hru

[brittle drift]

Ok

[grand spoke]

You're not crazy?

Crazy is an adjective

Im getting old.. this raisin bran slaps

[brittle drift]

I fuckin am

[grand spoke]

Woah the language

My poor innocent mind

[vague helm]

https://tenor.com/view/crazy-rat-i-was-crazy-once-they-locked-me-in-a-room-gif-6288703697172353323

[brittle drift]

👁️ 👁️

[grand spoke]

[brittle drift]

[grand spoke]

Hello wall person

[gaunt otter]

Crazy?

[vague helm]

I was crazy once

[grand spoke]

Wall is an object

[brittle drift]

@grand spoke what up to

[gaunt otter]

crazy?

[grand spoke]

I am eating breakfast then off to do today's business

[jagged ridge]

omori !!

[gaunt otter]

It's 4.30pm

[brittle drift]

Nice

Im thinking how ti improve this

[gaunt otter]

1.5k to NY

bombaclat

[brittle drift]

Its from croatia ok

And 7 day

S

[grand spoke]

Its 7:30 am here nice and early

[gaunt otter]

damn your people just got to their jobs

[grand spoke]

Are you going on a trip?

[brittle drift]

No

This my website

[grand spoke]

That is true lol

[grand spoke]

Oh. Id hire a dev to set up my website.

I dont have any advise on such things

[brittle drift]

Well im studying to becomr a dev

And this is my project for a comp.

[grand spoke]

Oh well there you go! Lol

Your your imagination and vision and make it the best of the best. My room mate is a graphic designer and she can literally DO ANYTHING for me for free and its great

[sweet bear]

love yall

[violet void]

lexi lex

[grand spoke]

Right back at ya!

[grand spoke]

Vezi Vez

Whats good vez

Im frigging full from so much Fibre I just ate.

[jagged ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/aniyabea-yt-man-stare-ab-yt-man-stare-aniyab-gif-10494397403125281154

[grand spoke]

Holy fuck this coffee sucks

[grand spoke]

Whats this

[upper turtle]

yay, bitter

[grand spoke]

So bitter!! Like did they let the grounds drip for hours into the pot??

[bitter marsh]

his investments

[grand spoke]

Help me

[upper turtle]

burnt em.

Definitely burnt that shit

[grand spoke]

Oh. Lol

[grand spoke]

Ye or that. Idk but its just bad and I just want my caffeine fix

[upper turtle]

bro is barely holding himself together

I'd tweak seeing that much red

[jagged ridge]

Im buying by the dip

[upper turtle]

oh you're buying

[jagged ridge]

[grand spoke]

I dont know shit about investments and have a guy that handles all that.

[upper turtle]

nevermind then

I thought you wanted to sell

[jagged ridge]

My tax return just hit too

[jagged ridge]

Not this year

Im 100% profit on micron lmao

I bought early

[grand spoke]

Im still living off manulife stocks

Mutually?

[jagged ridge]

Micron - 110%

[grand spoke]

Mutualife

Idk but its what keeps me going

[jagged ridge]

I just started investing like last November

Better late than never is all ill say

My tax person was really impressed with me

My number one advice - Don't take stock advice from people from Reddit and Discord

[upper token]

🤣 🤣

[jovial whale]

Ofc

Just relationship advices then

[jagged ridge]

Lmao.. edate

[jovial whale]

No no no

The kind where they always tell you to leave your partner

[jagged ridge]

Ohh lmaoooo

[jovial whale]

On the smallest of inconveniences

[jagged ridge]

Or google one scratch on your finger and they tell you to seek medical attention immediately

😭

[jovial whale]

it might be cancer

[jagged ridge]

Exactly

[vague helm]

sounds like what I do but whenever someone makes the slightest mistake on an any% challenge run for most things, where I very specifically ask if they know what they're doing and if they know any strategies

[ivory basalt]

@mighty raft

[wide tartan]

am I allowed to post a video of my cat and me here?

[inland lark]

hell yah

[wide tartan]

itss on a topic

one sec

[severe owl]

Anyone wanna hear a GOOD JOKE

[nimble jay]

It should be a fucking crime that this club remix is 20 seconds long

https://youtu.be/48c69eCbCis?si=dD269GwC4mYYGFIS

I'm literally gonna buy ableton and learn how to do this shit just to finish this

[slow breach]

sure as long as it’s good

[severe owl]

What does a pig put on dry skin?

[slow breach]

what

[severe owl]

OINKMENT 🤣🤣🤣

[vague helm]

https://tenor.com/view/explosion-cat-gif-5858640239144030160

[severe owl]

I got another

What do you get when you play tug of war with a pig

[vague helm]

that joke was quite 🐱ostrophic

[slow breach]

6/10

[slow breach]

hm

[severe owl]

PULLED PORK

[spring tangle]

Mods ban

It’s not Christmas

[spring tangle]

These are straight outta crackers

[severe owl]

I have more

[wintry quarry]

https://tenor.com/n35tGyHZsZN.gif

[severe owl]

What do you call... a magic owl

[spring tangle]

I’m sure you do

[vague helm]

For once he wouldn't wanna die, he def wouldn't wanna hear that one again

[wintry quarry]

onb 😭

[grand torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/courage-the-cowardly-dog-gif-5348318

@forest shuttle

[forest shuttle]

yup

[stark steppe]

@forest shuttle ok so im gonna tell you

[grand spoke]

And then doesn't

My ocd poppin off

[forest shuttle]

no

bye

[quiet thunder]

https://tenor.com/view/howdy-ho-mr-hankey-south-park-season1ep10mr-hankey-the-christmas-poo-greetings-gif-19508083

[tardy thorn]

You don't have to ask for the #pets channel

[tardy thorn]

Hoodini

[severe owl]

Aww

You knew it

Could of atliest pretended 😭

[vague helm]

Nobody was going to answer that had they not said anything 💔

[severe owl]

Fair

[wintry quarry]

@floral aspen dont make fun of me ever again

[floral aspen]

WHAT

[quiet thunder]

Aww when did they finally leave that 72 hour vc 😢

[wintry quarry]

IM TIRED OF THE DISRESPECT

[floral aspen]

why is this sub 5 yelling at me ughhh

[wintry quarry]

see it's always diss man i need my respect

[floral aspen]

hi batman monkey

[wintry quarry]

W pink monkey🤣

[floral aspen]

i’d say hi to this green guy but he might infect me

[wintry quarry]

nah bro i just want some respect 😤

[quiet thunder]

Hi Makki

[floral aspen]

i can give you respect if you let me add dis to it🥰🥰

[quiet thunder]

I got off work early and ate my left over chili mac 😬 twas so good

[floral aspen]

i thought you meant macbook

[wintry quarry]

alr fine ill take the deal

[stark steppe]

@floral aspen

[floral aspen]

yes! disrespect for you!

@stark steppe

[slim swallow]

😋

[floral aspen]

is that yours

[vestal raft]

put those onions on the burger

[floral aspen]

ngl

i eat the onions separate

[timber plover]

ngl

[timber plover]

i dont eat the onions seperate

[vague helm]

Pull them out like its string cheese cause they take up so much space, more onion per bite of burger