community

[pliant ore]

Yeah already said my bad

[static swan]

Trump is good, but enoughs about politcs arlread.y

[nimble jay]

!rule 2

[pliant current]

GTA Online Discord - Rule 2

Refrain from discussing any politically charged or inflammatory topics.

Requested by

@nimble jay

[nimble jay]

Ima just leav this here

[static swan]

Sorry for typos. I had some drinks today..

[main parcel]

It’s okay, please avoid fentanyl from a brother to another brother.

[spring tangle]

I just asked about trader joes pretzels, damn is it a sore subject

[elder flame]

A hospital gave me fentanyl when they were fixing my fucked up arm 2 years ago. It’s good for medical reasons

[pliant ore]

🥲🥲

[pliant ore]

Please tell me this once im sober because i aint remembering shit

[static swan]

Yo, we both drunk!

[pliant ore]

Im high on stuff too but yeah

[main parcel]

Weed used to be an ancient healing herb atleast that’s what the people who lived in B.C. in china and Middle East used it for, idk why they demonised it and promoted alcohol more than it. I say it should’ve been on equal terms

[elder flame]

I was born in the wrong era

[pliant ore]

Same

[merry perch]

I mean

[main parcel]

Tomorrow I will tell you the same thing

[merry perch]

Most ancient medical practices were diabolical

[pliant ore]

How about next week i got a supply to empty before po po comes

[static swan]

Doesn't mean you can't be the strongest tho 🟣

[elder flame]

I wish I could walk into a store and buy a box of 20 joints like a box of 20 cigarettes

How do people smoke cigarettes they taste like burnt dog ass

[pliant ore]

I kinda might be on house arrest with shit ton of stuff

[elder flame]

Do u smoke pens?

[pliant ore]

Ooh indica or sativa

[long harness]

man keep this corny shit in snapchat 😭

[elder flame]

I would post mine but id probs get muted 😂 it’s a hhc

[static swan]

Yo, why everyone around me keep telling me to go to sleep?

[main parcel]

I apologize for making you uncomfortable online Perry

[elder flame]

Acan hhc I smoke

[main parcel]

This is hhc

[static swan]

Perry the Platypus!

[main parcel]

You said you wanted to go sleep for 30 mins ago

[elder flame]

I thought dab woods only do thc

[static swan]

I did?

[main parcel]

Yeah they have different types, bought this for 100 dollars it’s expensive in Nordic countries

[main parcel]

Yes and then you said you were going to shower quickly

[static swan]

Havent done both of these things.

[main parcel]

Sativa

[static swan]

XD

[elder flame]

A fucking 100 for like 1ml 😭

[pliant ore]

How many grams

[pliant ore]

Ugh

[main parcel]

1

[pliant ore]

BRO?! WTF

1 gram is 100 bucks?!

[main parcel]

This is why we don’t buy pens a lot here

The 3.5 cost 50 dollars here

[pliant ore]

1 gram is 20 bucks here

[main parcel]

I have to resell some of the stuff I buy sometimes

[main parcel]

Same here

The prices used to be very nice back then

[pliant ore]

Then how come you pay 100 bucks for 1 gram

Math aint mathing

[main parcel]

That’s a pen

1 normal gram is 20

[pliant ore]

Ohh

[elder flame]

My 1 gram pen costs €30

[main parcel]

Lucky spawn point

[pliant ore]

We sell pens for like 60 bucks at most 80

[elder flame]

Tbf it’s probably laced with spice

It’s too cheap 😂

[main parcel]

Oh don’t mention laced stuff bro I hate these dealers

One time I smoked a join it was laced I was high for 2 days I swear

I slept high and woke up high

Twice

[pliant ore]

Oh fuck me i forgot i had ecstasy how tf do i get rid of em before Friday

[elder flame]

I’ve never smoked flower spice but one of my friends did and they were genuinely on the floor for like half an hour I should’ve called an ambulance I felt sorry for him

[elder flame]

I’d never touch mdma 😭

[main parcel]

I would honestly tell you to save it because if you take alot of it you can get addicted fast

It’s very addicting

[pliant ore]

Im on house arrest cops be here on Friday

[elder flame]

How tf bro on house arrest 😭

[main parcel]

For what reason

[elder flame]

You got the ankle monitor 😭?

[main parcel]

Are you a violent person

[pliant ore]

Uhh drug dealing and weapons dealing all kinds of shit

[pliant ore]

Shh

[main parcel]

I respect dealing products and items, that’s just business but black version

However I don’t respect violence with no intention

[elder flame]

Anything above weed I just can’t condone

[static swan]

No.

[pliant ore]

Im using my own supply because no one aint buying from the house arrested ones

[main parcel]

I agree even tho I’ve tried mushrooms, lean and galaxy gas before

[pliant ore]

I got like 60 ecstacy pills😭

[elder flame]

Bro laughing gas fucks up ur brain 😭

[main parcel]

Yes I know I’m like 2 years clean now. I used to do it as a teenager with the guys I remember we used to fall on the ground and start laughing

[pliant ore]

I can take max 3 a day before i just pass out

Ive tested it

[main parcel]

Health is wealth

[elder flame]

I tried solvents before and thank fuck I didn’t know how to do it properly id probably die too many people die from it

[pliant ore]

Bro im suffering from lung cancer what health

[main parcel]

3 ecstasy pills a day is one of the worst ideas I’ve heard in 2026

[main parcel]

I know that you can beat that shit just rely on yourself

[pliant ore]

Ive had few grams of weed 1.5 ecstasy and alcohol how much worse can it get

[main parcel]

What’s solvents im kinda slow

[elder flame]

Inhaling Deodorant sprays

[main parcel]

Just roll up another one and call it a day bro no need for more pills

[main parcel]

Yeah I’ve heard about that. That’s American culture bro what are you doing 😟

[pliant ore]

Im already greened out

[open parcel]

Tried that same fake shit in Bakersfield

[pliant ore]

I got the strongest indica in my In the county

[main parcel]

Watch Joe bartalozzi

[main parcel]

Helsinki?

[pliant ore]

Nope satakunta

[main parcel]

I do want to visit Finland someday, it’s not even far from Norway

[pliant ore]

Yeah i suggest lapland

Dont come near satakunta it aint worth it

[main parcel]

If I need a plug there I will have to hit you up

[main parcel]

Why not

[pliant ore]

In that case do come

[pliant ore]

We got places where law dont see

Alot of em

[main parcel]

I feel safe around places like that

I’m simple minded if I die I die if I don’t then good

[pliant ore]

Oh yeah

But they can still see the chat logs

[main parcel]

Also that’s not good news bro you should respect yourself as a human

[main parcel]

You took the effort to delete I don’t think they will do something

[pliant ore]

Ive been banned here before even when i deleted the comment

[main parcel]

Your younger self wouldn’t say something like that if pretty sure

[main parcel]

Damn that’s mod abuuse, jk idk

[elder flame]

I know it was pretty stupid

[pliant ore]

Nah i just didnt have a racial filter even in social media

[main parcel]

Right know only thing that I look forwards to is the evening joint after work

[elder flame]

Bring a pen to work

[main parcel]

I see

[main parcel]

I don’t have one rn, I had a pen it was empty in 3 days. Costed 100 dollars I feel like I got robbed

[pliant ore]

Only thing changed from those times are the that i forced to have a racial filter in social media

[elder flame]

Acan pens are cheap you should buy them

And loom pens

[main parcel]

they don’t exist in Norway

The cheapest pen in Norway is 85 dollars

[pliant ore]

Imagine if mods were just watching this chat quietly

[elder flame]

Oh shit

[elder flame]

I mean they was talking about weed earlier

[pliant ore]

True

Bruh

[elder flame]

The fuck

[stark steppe]

@untold zephyr

[pliant ore]

I aint going that far back into my life

[ashen girder]

!ban @azure thicket outta here with that

[meager plaza]

✅ Banned unknown_37294729. (Case #479302) (user notified with a direct message)

[stark steppe]

@ashen girder i do have a question

[elder flame]

Good man Chonky

[ashen girder]

HI TM

[stark steppe]

Was that serverstaff ping worthy or is that like sos emergency only

[stark steppe]

HRU???

[elder flame]

that’s an L not an i i think im the only person that realised that

[ashen girder]

Yes, that would be worthy

[pliant ore]

I was a skinhead at one point of my life no more

Not going back there

[stark steppe]

Good to know

[ashen girder]

stuff like big tos breaking

[stark steppe]

@untold zephyr its already handlednd so sorry for ping🥺

[elder flame]

You ain’t even inhaling that that’s just wasting flower

[main parcel]

Now that I think about it lighter near the charger might be a bad idea

[main parcel]

That was like 3rd joint I was too high

Sometimes inhaling can be difficult 😂

[pliant ore]

You look like a damn roadman

[elder flame]

You smoke full joints or just spliffs?

[main parcel]

Full joints sometimes spliffs depends on the time and motive of the day

[elder flame]

I can never make a full joint it just falls apart i can only make spliffs for some reason

[main parcel]

Profiling me?!! Just kidding 😂

[untold zephyr]

thanks for the 2nd ping to cancel out the first one

[main parcel]

I’m born in Norway but my parents are African

[tall widget]

@untold zephyr 3rd ping

yw

[stark steppe]

I didnt know what to do😭

[untold zephyr]

[pliant ore]

And why use joints when you got a bong(its a old video)

[main parcel]

• and -

[stark steppe]

Should i clean your yacht in raft

As a sorry

[untold zephyr]

what makes you assume it needs cleaning

[main parcel]

This type of winter weather is decent I can’t lie listen to that beautiful wind

[untold zephyr]

it needs paint tho

[pliant ore]

About 2 month old video

[stark steppe]

Cause u havent been on in months right☹️

[elder flame]

I smoked too much i have a headache now 😭

[untold zephyr]

i played a few hours this weekend actually

[pliant ore]

Smoke to cancel it

[elder flame]

I just tried to puff my pen backwards now I’m really fucked

[vital magnet]

[pliant ore]

https://tenor.com/view/snoop-dogg-cool-dance-smoke-gif-4747518224192115647

The juice box lookin suspicious i wonder if any alcohol in there

[main parcel]

That was strawberry milk

[untold zephyr]

litago jordbær flavour

[pliant ore]

Normally seeing a juice box like that here means people drinking alcohol

[main parcel]

Ball knowledge holy 🤯

[main parcel]

Here we drink straight from the bottle not mixing that’s unnecessary

[pliant ore]

Say hello to my little friend

[pliant ore]

Yeah its younglings who do that here i dont mix it either unless its jägermeister with cola

[elder flame]

How the fuck bro get a mortar

[pliant ore]

You ask for it i gotcha

Im a arms dealer afterall

[elder flame]

I think I’m good I’m not thinking about starting an uprising anytime soon

Imagine fighting aliens with fentanyl

That would be a good idea

[main parcel]

If I ever go Finland I would request a bazooka so that I can hit a grandma

Side quest done

[hasty hazel]

whos here

[elder flame]

Aren’t bazookas dangerous sometimes

[pliant ore]

Ive gotten good reviews so idk

Kinda like parachutes have only good reviews

[elder flame]

Ohh probs alr then

[pliant ore]

Few buyers haven't responded tho so yeah ig

[elder flame]

They probs just too busy using it dw

[pliant ore]

Yeah

[elder flame]

Imagine making a bomb that just explodes out weed smoke that would be fire

[pliant ore]

Dont. Dont give me ideas

[elder flame]

It’s not a bad idea 🤷

[pliant ore]

https://tenor.com/view/okay-sounds-good-jim-halpert-the-office-good-point-gif-1570599340039365094

[ashen girder]

@elder flame @pliant ore it is worth noting we don't allow discussions surrounding drugs.

[pliant ore]

Sorry

[elder flame]

Yall mods was talking about drugs earlier 😭

[ashen girder]

you can use modmail regarding that. Just double checked tho

we don't allow it

was discussed awhile back, probably some mods are not upto date.

[elder flame]

i stop

[torpid breach]

Peak story for a long drive

[pliant ore]

Yeah i gtg then here for now

[unborn quest]

[torpid breach]

And yesterdays chow

[elder flame]

That looks fire

[unborn quest]

I like being on a drive

Will finally get to go out with my dad in his car again on Thursday

Hopefully

[torpid breach]

Im going back to work after my time off

3 days off and it was great

[unborn quest]

I say this every week essentially

But

I should be starting lessons soon

And everyone left

[inner pasture]

bye

[mighty raft]

Yo someone purge chemistry off this planet

[inner pasture]

how are you supposed to sniff gasoline without chemistry

[mighty raft]

just do it

[unborn quest]

Petrol smell 😍

[mighty raft]

why do I have 2 mock exams

For the same subject

In the same week

[unborn quest]

I didn't like science

Hated it when it was 3 classes

[mighty raft]

who does

[mighty raft]

Chemistry is the worst

[unborn quest]

Fr

[mighty raft]

physics is chill

[unborn quest]

Physics was the easiest I would say

Lmao

[prime merlin]

Good smell I agree

[unborn quest]

Old cars always bring the petrol smell

Another reason I love my dad Orion

[mighty raft]

It doesn't require you to have everything memorized just a little bit of formulas and stuff compared to chemistry

[prime merlin]

Advanced physics is when u regret u life choices

[mighty raft]

I better go study for this Tom foolery

[prime merlin]

Yah probably for best

[ivory basalt]

Ight

[quiet thunder]

Ugh I’m so tired 😭 and I still gotta shower

[left elk]

wash that ass

[dusky grove]

@unborn quest

[unborn quest]

😍

Chilling

[dusky grove]

shes shy though

compared to the other piggies

[unborn quest]

[strange pine]

it smol

[unborn quest]

My cookie dough coloured one is quite shy but if I just stroke him, he will just chill for a while

Make himself squish but after a while, he relaxes himself

[dusky grove]

male guineas are more approaching and cuddly than females

especially castrated males

[unborn quest]

Never knew that

[dusky grove]

with absence of certain hormones

theyre the easiest to bond

[unborn quest]

Yeah, everytime I walk past, they look out the glass or walk up to it

Second I leave they squeak at times but it's what they do

Just very social and like attention

[quiet thunder]

I’m trying not to fall asleep before I do 😂

[dusky grove]

they just start squeaking agressively when I open my girlfriend's fridge

cuz they think its feeding time

[unborn quest]

Lmao

[dusky grove]

acting like theyre starving to death after their 3rd lunch

[unborn quest]

Very true

[dusky grove]

i had to pay a tax (part of my tomato slice) to one of them

[flint sparrow]

never heard of it

[grand spoke]

Hey hey chat!

Never heard of that

I dont think so

Im headed home to pack and leave again. Omg im so busy during the summer season its crazy

[pseudo turret]

Didnt you just get home?

Like a few days ago

[grand spoke]

Yes yesterday lol

[long harness]

that guy knows your entire life now

gg its over

[flint sparrow]

so kind

[long harness]

must have been the wind

[grand spoke]

He was just kidding do be hoatile

[flint sparrow]

bro chose violence

[grand spoke]

Dont be*

[flint sparrow]

L

[pseudo turret]

Just get it back

[grand spoke]

Well discussing fhat in a gta server is wild in any case like phone your bank

Smh

[upper turtle]

not like he stole the money himself

[long harness]

i reject the forgive

[flint sparrow]

[unborn quest]

☺️

Idk what i would do without music icl

[tall widget]

eat food

[tall solar]

Hug me

[tall solar]

Hi gui

[unborn quest]

I just finished my ice cream tyvm

[tall widget]

hihi

[unborn quest]

No hi

Wow

Rude

What did I do man

[tall widget]

you didnt say hi to me

[unborn quest]

Why don't u go to bed gui

Past ur bedtime

[flint sparrow]

[tall widget]

im dealing with something :3 ill go to bed later!

[unborn quest]

Why you dealing

Cards?

I like blackjack

[flint sparrow]

I'm dealing organs rn

[unborn quest]

Not even midnight

Had my bath too early man

[strange pine]

How much for a lung

[flint sparrow]

both lungs

[fluid cliff]

very useful

[unborn quest]

Bro random ass pain in my arm rn

[fluid cliff]

and i’m being sarcastic

[unborn quest]

Hurts af

[fluid cliff]

gui ur useless

[flint sparrow]

1.7mil

[fluid cliff]

btw untrace i’m joking so pls don’t ban me

or mute

[unborn quest]

What

[tall widget]

okay ❤️ lyt

[fluid cliff]

tahW

[fluid cliff]

lysm

[kind nacelle]

Mute them for 18 hours

[unborn quest]

No I'm good

[kind nacelle]

[flint sparrow]

are you

[kind nacelle]

Hi duck

[flint sparrow]

hi

shadow

[kind nacelle]

Hru

[flint sparrow]

sick

[kind nacelle]

I hope u get better soon

[strange pine]

Homie they do it for 20k here, what lung is it

[flint sparrow]

2 lungs

human

[kind nacelle]

Tung tung tung sahur lung

[flint sparrow]

fresh out of yk

[fluid cliff]

actually ur untraceable69420

[arctic tiger]

yo who is this guy

[unborn quest]

Not I'm singing rn

[flint sparrow]

no who are you

[fluid cliff]

miau

[pine sandal]

So I've been trying to cut through the lock on my bike 🚲 with pruning shears and ended up damaging the shears and only made a dent in the lock chain ⛓️ and didn't even manage to cut through it

[arctic tiger]

conquest

[fluid cliff]

[fluid cliff]

what u singing

[bitter marsh]

good night community

[flint sparrow]

gn neighbor

[arctic tiger]

goodnight

[fluid cliff]

gn sora ai

[unborn quest]

Scars To Your Beautiful rn

[fluid cliff]

let me give it a listen

[unborn quest]

Now Love The Way You Lie

[flint sparrow]

my tummy upset

[ivory basalt]

Spread👀🤫

[arctic tiger]

yo why is antichrist on your play list?

[unborn quest]

It's a good song

[flint sparrow]

spread what

[ivory basalt]

Moneys

[arctic tiger]

cheeks

[ivory basalt]

Hell no

[flint sparrow]

shush random

[arctic tiger]

mb twin

[arctic tiger]

oi

[flint sparrow]

oioioi

[arctic tiger]

BAKAAA

[flint sparrow]

[pseudo turret]

I think he was talking about the vacation kid

[fluid cliff]

[flint sparrow]

the what kid

[arctic tiger]

[pseudo turret]

Some like 5 year old singing something

[fluid cliff]

the road trip kid>>>>>>>>the vacation kid

imo

[pseudo turret]

https://youtu.be/__tl0pEuzbY?si=qRvDXR99JqjYp9aJ

[fluid cliff]

youngest person ever

[pseudo turret]

Yeah that kid

[unborn quest]

Did he not win because he didn't have something bad happen to him

[flint sparrow]

there's a guy with your display name in the gta media channel lol

[unborn quest]

Ik

[pseudo turret]

He didn't

[flint sparrow]

well kinda

[pseudo turret]

He did become the youngest person ever though

[unborn quest]

He has been here for months

Like since November ish

[flint sparrow]

right

[unborn quest]

I've been watching the Hoonicorn alot lately

Such a beautiful car

[strange pine]

not a month goes by without me going back to watch a Ken Block compilation

[fluid cliff]

sexy

[unborn quest]

I love this livery

[narrow frost]

Heyo

[unborn quest]

The grey with the stars

🩵

[pseudo turret]

That livery looks beautiful

[unborn quest]

Aura

[dusky grove]

@unborn quest my mom said hes not cute cuz he looks like a rat

[unborn quest]

Banned

[tall solar]

Rip Ken block

[unborn quest]

Second she joins

Banned

Cute 😍

[dusky grove]

Hes the stupidest of the 10

Imo

[unborn quest]

Aw

Cute

[flint sparrow]

the ink ran out halfway

[dusky grove]

do yours fight sometimes too

like they start chattering

and then fight

[unborn quest]

Oh yeah

Every few days basically

Nothing bad to hurt either of em

They mount each other too

[tall solar]

[dusky grove]

Yea thats why her males are castrated

[flint sparrow]

trynna show who's boss

[dusky grove]

they coexist without aggression and have no issues towards the females

[wide tartan]

Hi fellow gta fans

[flint sparrow]

no

[wide tartan]

ishowspeed was in my country today

[lusty quartz]

SYBAU

[wide tartan]

anyone wants to see any footage?

[lusty quartz]

Yes

[wide tartan]

in a few

[tall solar]

Rls

[unborn quest]

Who

[wide tartan]

I have to find the videos and I will send

ishowspeed

speed

[unborn quest]

Irrelevant

[wide tartan]

https://klipy.com/gifs/ishowspeed-jump--k01KQ8HJCK4TKT982GRMANWFY64

[unborn quest]

I'm better

[lusty quartz]

[wide tartan]

https://klipy.com/gifs/praying-lets-pray-2--k01KQ8HQJ68VCBY2ZE6P563VJG0

[unborn quest]

Next few days are cinema icl

LCQ for summit lan

Reload Elite Series starts again

Summit at May 29th

[tall solar]

Man why don’t you play

[dusky grove]

speed impressed

[tall solar]

Hi dark

[dusky grove]

hii

[pseudo turret]

Is speed still doing that tour thing?

[wide tartan]

yeah

he's in the Caribbean

[pseudo turret]

Damn hes been doing that for a long time it feels

Last I heard he was in France I think getting hoarded

"franch" 😭 man I gotta sleep

[long heath]

dont sleep just have 7 red bulls

lucifa method

[pseudo turret]

But in the end, sleep feels better

[long heath]

debatable

[pseudo turret]

Well after like 15 to 30 minutes it's better

First bit is meh

Of waking up

[wide tartan]

tht's him in our state fast food chain

resturnt

hhhhhhahaahaahahaa kid is comedian

https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=835202789630884

https://youtu.be/8XtHTeYZfBE?si=5cQPnB3ZH0pf7oLX

[strange pine]

maserati flag

[wide tartan]

no no tht my country Flag

[strange pine]

maserati country flag

wroom wroom

[wide tartan]

[elder flame]

Hey yall

[strange pine]

sup agent

[elder flame]

Sup

[wide tartan]

this guy got cooked by ishowspeed

https://youtu.be/8XtHTeYZfBE?si=-Tr5zICiNKXFuBxp&t=3898

its a time stamp

not double post

[hallow prairie]

any ballers in here

need yart money

[robust oracle]

What's hype beast

[wise helm]

bro dont know what hype beast is lol

[main parcel]

Don’t judge someone for not knowing irrelevant things

[main parcel]

Some bullshit

[tardy thorn]

could have used normal google

[pine sandal]

turns out police are actively investigating my stolen ebike so there may be hope for me to get my bike back i probably shouldn't be bothering the police calling them all the time

[robust oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/sheeple-sheep-followers-gif-14360272

[pine sandal]

i keep calling the police and every time they say no they haven't found my ebike

[icy compass]

Personally I’d keep an air tag on my bike or motorcycle

[robust oracle]

[icy compass]

I know people steal e bikes a lot

But not motorcycles

Not many people know how to start an older bike, especially kick start one

[nimble jay]

Expensive streetwear for the sake of being Expensive

[icy compass]

Is it the same with wearing expensive cowboy boots cuz they are quality

[nimble jay]

Opposite

Hypebeast items are expensive because they are scalped then resold for multiples of what they actually sold for

So they are paying $200 for a $20 thing

Because of rarity

[glacial mango]

I hate doing setup missions in public sessions

[icy compass]

My current favorite boots are 250 usd

And I need to get the heel cap done

[severe dock]

250 is crazy

[icy compass]

That’s entry level cowboy boots

[severe dock]

Crazy

[icy compass]

It’s leather soles, traditional cowboy style

[severe dock]

I suppose thats fair?

[icy compass]

Cowboy boots can range for cheap but very much wearable to expensive and much more formal

Especially exotic leathers

[lone dune]

Wouldn't catch me dead spending over 50 bucks on shows

[icy compass]

Clearly you don’t have the urge to cosplay Rick grimes ..

[lone dune]

I have the urge to cosplay a happy person with money but I'm missing two things

[icy compass]

I bought the boots that closely resemble ricks boots in the show as Justin 2222s are FUCKING EXPENSIVE

They were discontinued and made popular by walking dead

[nimble jay]

For cowboy boots that's pretty good

[icy compass]

Made in Mexico as well

[restive plank]

Ello governor

are body kits expensive?

[limber coral]

Is Taco Bell good eats or bad eats

[strange pine]

Bad eats for diet, good eats for happiness, bad eats for toilet

[hexed yoke]

hello there

[strange pine]

[icy compass]

Fast food implies bad

Unless you have a healthier fast food option

[nimble jay]

Vro can't be serious

[lone dune]

Some of the best food poisoning you can willingly give yourself

[limber coral]

Idk I haven’t tried Taco Bell that well. So I was asking if it’s good or bad

[strange pine]

Where's the food poisoning coming from? Never heard of anyone getting it there

[sweet bear]

hi friends

[loud summit]

So some how asking if there are any players that want to run some missions on gta5. Goes against community guidelines. Lol 😂 wow.

[strange pine]

Did you do it in a non lfg channel?

[strange pine]

Sup, how are ya

[loud summit]

I believe this group but idk how to tell I’m new to this server

[strange pine]

!lfg

[pliant current]

@loud summit, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #ps5｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #ps5｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #ps5｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #ps5｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #ps5｜other-lfg

Requested by: @strange pine

[strange pine]

These are the channels where you want to do that, each for a specific thing, all for your platform

[pine solar]

Hi 👋

[molten wedge]

[tight linden]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-uiia-gif-2363911505930596945

[rigid stratus]

Yo

[lone dune]

for now

[tight linden]

I hope you banned again

The only discord I’ve ever been banned is assassins Creed which is sad because I really like assassins Creed

Same

Although I was banned the Witcher discord after making a Donald Trump joke

That one I deserved

Sometimes I forget to be normal

Although my mask of insecurity did drop yesterday

Myself

[left elk]

you could never be normal

nobody is normal

we’re all wizards

[tight linden]

To be honest, I spent a better part of my day listening to audiobooks and trying to figure out. Can I eat steak?

[left elk]

eat chicken instead

[tight linden]

During fight camp, I eat nothing but grilled chicken and oatmeal

[inner zodiac]

Hey I just joined enhanced, looking to do any heist

[left elk]

So eat air fried chicken

[pliant current]

@inner zodiac, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #pc-l｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #pc-l｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #pc-l｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #pc-l｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #pc-l｜other-lfg

Requested by: @left elk

[tight linden]

No I eat nothing but grilled chicken breast with lemonade

[inner zodiac]

I just dont know which one lmao

[left elk]

go in them all

and ask

[tight linden]

Outside fight camp I just try to eat best I can

[inner zodiac]

okay

[forest shuttle]

Hes gonna get muted 💀

[tight linden]

I will beat you with several objects

[inner zodiac]

thats what i fear

[tight linden]

She has me blocked on everything

[forest shuttle]

Which h?

[tight linden]

Yeah, I can’t even post any of gifs of her I would get sentenced to 15 years hard labour

[primal elm]

Dear Basketball

[tight linden]

https://tenor.com/view/antihorny-gif-15902763796742309511

Now I understand why you were banned

[main parcel]

?

[nimble jay]

I wan it

[main parcel]

What’s it meant for, head rest?

[nimble jay]

It's a claymore plushy

Like the bomb

[tight linden]

I had the best night sleep last night I slept on a pregnancy pillow that me and my partner have in our room she’s not pregnant. I don’t even know where the damn thing came from.

[nimble jay]

Ikr

[main parcel]

Does it feel pain when getting punched

[pine sandal]

i'm planning on buying this bike

[main parcel]

Double, put all on black then buy a dirt bike, don’t listen to me

[nimble jay]

I haven't rode my bike in a while

[pine sandal]

it's a good price

[nimble jay]

My dad collects bicycles we got some old gems if anyone knows about bmx's

[tight linden]

I got a full nine hours for the first time since high school

[pine sandal]

i'd like to collect bicycles

[nimble jay]

We got old Haro's on green mags

[nimble jay]

We got gt's

A little bit of everything

[floral aspen]

pay ur bills first

[strange pine]

F12

[nimble jay]

The rarest Haro bmx bike we have got damaged in Hurricane Sandy, we took it to a bike shop and they wanted $1200 to fix it

Shit was wack

[pine sandal]

how long has he been collecting bikes for?

[main parcel]

I’m a ps4 player I tried playing Fortnite on pc it went horribly bad

[nimble jay]

Late 80's

[tight linden]

Hi Logan’s secret girlfriend

[floral aspen]

wym i’m a man

[pine sandal]

that's a long time does he fix them up too?

[floral aspen]

[nimble jay]

This is the bike but we got green mags not white

I wonder how much these go for now

[tight linden]

I KNEW IT

[nimble jay]

I used to casually ride this around my neighborhood like it wasn't his prized possession lmao

[pine sandal]

does he fix them up too?

[nimble jay]

My friend and I crashed head on going like 20mph

[tight linden]

I once crashed into a guard rail going 100 km an hour and surprisingly didn’t die

[nimble jay]

Nah the haro is beyond repair unfortunately but we still got it cause it's a collectible

The bike shop wanted a fortune to fix it

[strange pine]

That's sick

[nimble jay]

Because they had to get a lot of new parts

Forks alone for that bike can be $600 :/

That's a 39 year old bike

[strange pine]

Tried seeing if anybody from the BMX/collecting community would like to chime in?

[pine sandal]

they don't make parts for them anymore?

[nimble jay]

It's from the 80's

They made so few of them

It's hard to track them down nowadays

[pine sandal]

how many were made?

[nimble jay]

Idk

Back then they were like a few hundred bucks

Which in today's money is bucka bucks

My dad found that Haro in the trash

Literally in a trash can

[pine sandal]

hopefully it isn't rusty

[nimble jay]

It wasn't until it got damaged, in hurricane sandy

It was perfect

Probably should've just sold it but we kept it

[pine sandal]

how many does he have in his collection?

[nimble jay]

Including mine probably like 8 or 9

[pine sandal]

that's alot

[nimble jay]

Mongoose and gt's mostly

But the Haro is the holy grail

We found another gt in the trash with a little bit of damage but fixed up it's an $800 bike

So that can be a project for the summer

[pine sandal]

is it a bmx too?

[nimble jay]

I just got home so I'll go in the basement and take some photos

[nimble jay]

All but 2 are bmx

My mom's mountain bike and my gt mountain bike

Tbf if I was able to make $200,000 a month for doing jack shit it would be too tempting not to

Life on easy mode

Never gotta stress about anything basically

I agree it is degeneracy and destroying people

But I am money hungry

[tight linden]

I’m cautiously optimistic assassin’s Creed Black Flag remake

[nimble jay]

Lol

@pine sandal this is pile number one

[tight linden]

https://tenor.com/view/assassins-creed-iv-black-flag-black-flag-gif-3863983

[pine sandal]

i miss my old bike

[nimble jay]

My brother 2 mongoose's, my gt and my dad's gt

Lemme find the haro

While I'm down here

That green rim there is the Haro

[pine sandal]

is that a mountain bike

[nimble jay]

The mongoose in the second photo is yea

I didn't even know we had that

Lol

It has rear suspension that's pretty neat

Even my gt doesn't have that

What is that

[pine sandal]

that's the haro?

[nimble jay]

Ok?

[nimble jay]

Yea the very green bike lol

https://tenor.com/view/kimi-antonelli-kimi-antonelli-popcorn-gif-8011425081159715880

[proud plover]

whats with the bio lmao

heyheyy

[tight linden]

https://tenor.com/view/fire-kill-fuego-matar-incendiar-gif-5307315

[proud plover]

im gooddd wbu !!

[glass vale]

dawg that's a lil kid

idk her age but she looks like a kid to me

[proud plover]

ong

[proud plover]

she could be 14 or 20

im 20 and i look younger 🤷‍♀️

just dont catch a case💀

[tight linden]

I’m 23 and I look like I’ve been smoking cigarettes for 20 years

[proud plover]

gramps

[tight linden]

You’ll get there too, auntie

[proud plover]

u noticed

[tight linden]

Although I am not happy, I have cauliflower ear It is annoying as fuck and I can barely hear half the time.

[proud plover]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/438650836940357633/1471008231446024373/s0d25nnqf5ig1.gif

crazy

are u openly admitting to being a pdf file

[tight linden]

This is where I will run away

[proud plover]

LMA

o

[proud plover]

dont forget ur cane gramps

[tight linden]

I will beat you with the cane

You’re next

[proud plover]

not with ur arthritis gramps

[tight linden]

I don’t have arthritis any more. I think I don’t know. My hands hurt a lot than they don’t.

[glass vale]

nah

ion like iOS

[tight linden]

No

[glass vale]

too restrictive

[tight linden]

Samsung number one

[glass vale]

I can change a lot of settings to my liking which I wouldn't be able to on iOS

[glass vale]

nah chinese phones are objectively better(I still own a s26 tho)

like a month ago

[tight linden]

[molten wedge]

[proud plover]

LARYYY

[molten wedge]

Master larzy for 66th time

[proud plover]

i call u lary

[molten wedge]

I never approved

[glass vale]

it's the base model tho so no privacy screen

ultra is too large

6.9 in

it's a pretty nice feature to have

[proud plover]

what ab rzy

[tight linden]

Don’t worry, you’ll be old one day

[molten wedge]

That is approved

[molten wedge]

She is old what u mean one day

[tight linden]

Good

[molten wedge]

[tight linden]

Unc

Your old af

[molten wedge]

Don't judge by pfp

[tight linden]

Because i know everything

I’m going to be in your walls later

[proud plover]

ur all uncs

[molten wedge]

[molten wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/tongue-out-bleh-tom-the-cat-tom-and-jerry-tease-gif-16110527

[molten wedge]

I'm unmarried so I'm not unc

[tight linden]

https://tenor.com/view/homer-simpson-gif-18107776837214963761

[molten wedge]

If I got married then I count my self into unc

Same man

[proud plover]

u dont need to be married to be unc

[tight linden]

The only thing that I ever love is boxing

[proud plover]

can i punch u then

[molten wedge]

Shussh u won't feel the pain of single people

[tight linden]

You can, but I’m probably not gonna feel it

[molten wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/one-punch-man-gif-23643267

[glass vale]

https://tenor.com/view/laughing-laughingemoji-emoji-clapping-crylaugh-gif-21872928

[molten wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/james-doakes-james-doakes-doakes-meme-doakes-suspicious-gif-7434634924845802139

U train you're right hand?

Kind of suspicious

[glass vale]

https://tenor.com/view/larry-larry-baby-ai-baby-laughing-ai-baby-baby-gif-17394836155970552795

@mighty raft you seen the boys leaks?

[molten wedge]

I don't know single man training only his right hand

[tight linden]

I mixed my electrolyte salt with my pre-workout

Boxing is great

Skill issue

[long harness]

every single man trains their dominant hand alot

[nimble jay]

https://deadpetalswear.com/products/fallen-wings-tee

This shirt is sick

I wonder how you wash it though or how it'll hold up over time

[pine sandal]

Well my neighbor gave me this bike as a gift but well I have been trying to cut through the lock on it but I can't cut through it

[long harness]

that shit need wd40

[pine sandal]

It's a chain ⛓️‍💥⛓️ that I've been trying to cut through

Nothing I have is able to cut the lock

[tight linden]

I’m in your walls

[pine sandal]

I at least can make a dent in the chain ⛓️ but not enough to get through it

[left elk]

Become the lock

[pine sandal]

My neighbor said that the bike hasn't been ridden in over 2 years

[left elk]

Become the bike

[pine sandal]

It's just been sitting in storage

[random gate]

Anybody play on ps5?

[tight linden]

Why do you have a random person as your profile photo? Also you’ve changed your profile photo 10 times now stop it.

The point is, I’m in your walls

https://tenor.com/view/im-in-ur-walls-walten-files-bons-burgers-yasss-slay-gif-24750540

Okay, I’m going to watch NCIS

No pookie

I managed to kill my TV

[royal stone]

love that show

I miss agent Gibbs

[tight linden]

You should see my NCISDVD collection

I really wanted to get an NCIS tattoo but there’s literally nothing out there to use as a reference. I asked Reddit and I got a bunch of scam messages from apparently tattoo artist which was a bunch of AI slop.

[sweet quest]

Eating half a watermelon and washing it down with a watermelon monster is peak breakfast

[tight linden]

Can you kill me after July 11?

[frigid dagger]

fsfsfsf

[tight linden]

Well, I have a boxing fight and I want to have my boxing fight then you can do whatever you want

[dusky grove]

please speed i need it 🥺

yes

my pot has alot of steam

[tight linden]

No

[dusky grove]

i was joking, please dont offer these as its not allowed in the server and you'll get in trouble quickly if done so

[tight linden]

Because I’m straight

Fuck off scammer

[royal stone]

I just watch it on Netflix 😂

[tight linden]

Netflix hates me

A LOT

[royal stone]

whats wrong?

only issue I have with Netflix is that it logs me out every 14 days or so 😭

[karmic raptor]

Fr

[tight linden]

I was very very very let’s just say intoxicated and I posted my DVDs onto every single Netflix account on X saying fuck Netflix

[royal stone]

😂 then what?

[tight linden]

See the only two Netflix accounts haven’t blocked me

Which I’m not offended because I don’t use Netflix

[royal stone]

😂 make a new X account

[tight linden]

That app is a fucking cesspool

[royal stone]

fr I barely use it

I love Discord more

[tight linden]

I use Discord to pass my boredom on trains and my obsession with the Titanic

I even randomly have this saved. Don’t ask me why I haven’t saved. I don’t know why.

[sweet bear]

i really want to call you a nerd but thats sick

[royal stone]

W I love Discord too as a time killer

[royal stone]

Fr

[tight linden]

Oh no please do I find the Titanic sinking and her rescue by the Carpathia fascinating and riveting

[sweet bear]

nerd

[tight linden]

Thank you

[sweet bear]

np

[tight linden]

16e

Like I don’t see the point in getting a fucking $2000 phone that’s gonna be obsolete in a few years for me. I needed to respond to text messages read emails and make phone calls and download apps.

Yesterday I was wrapping my hands for boxing. Everyone next to me is listening to music and you got my autistic ass listening to a Titanic audiobook.

[thorny patrol]

Death is the one thing people would always fear and try to avoid but yet would never do

[tight linden]

I own that fucking shit

I am actually angry at this audiobook Titanic was never called the SS Titanic. She was the RMS I need to send somebody a strongly worded email.

Once again, fuck off, you scamming prick

[thorny patrol]

No N O get out of here

[tight linden]

No

[icy compass]

Oh hii

[tiny atlas]

no you bloody no you bloody !!

!ban 1454883398157078600 Paid services (ToS)

[meager plaza]

✅ Banned palenihilist (Case #479398) (user notified with a direct message)

[icy compass]

Oi bruv moind if I rob ya?

[tiny atlas]

only if you have a loicense

[limpid ravine]

Buddy tried framing me in DMs lol

[icy compass]

I got me Robbin loicense

[tiny atlas]

jolly good i guess by law me goods are yours

[limpid ravine]

Oi you have a getting rob loicense mayt?

[molten wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/perry-the-platypus-phineas-and-ferb-pnf-dr-doofenshmirtz-perry-gif-26543370

[icy compass]

If your from Birmingham you have a loicense to rob

[limpid ravine]

But the victim needs to have a getting robbed loicense too

[icy compass]

Car jacking loicense

[tiny atlas]

empty my pantaloons loicense

[restive plank]

I’m so done with PlayStation

[icy compass]

Ps5 kun?

[forest shuttle]

Sell it

[icy compass]

Sell it for its exact value when you bought it

[tiny atlas]

aren't they worth like double now

[icy compass]

You could price it at 700 usd or 600 usd

Utterly gouge them

[restive plank]

PS5 and PS4 kun are absolute dog shit.

[icy compass]

Pc better

[restive plank]

My dad wants to play fifa on it gang 🥀

[restive plank]

Xbox and PC are 1000% times better than PlayStation

but it’s not just that

[forest shuttle]

Install it on his phone

[icy compass]

But being a technologically illiterate girl makes owning a pc scary

[restive plank]

The GTA PS players that I’ve had to deal with have honestly pissed me off to the point where I don’t want to ever play on PS4/5 again

PS1-3 are fine obviously

[icy compass]

I barely know how to fix my pc

I had to call my tech friends.

[restive plank]

at least your console isn't full of morons

[restive plank]

what was the issue anyway

[icy compass]

Graphics card not connecting on display

I’ll just fix my pc eventually

[tight linden]

No eat the phone

[forest shuttle]

Be quiet

[icy compass]

Aren’t ps5 players more toxic in games?

I know games like r6 are toxic by default but a ps5 lobby has +10 % toxicity

[tight linden]

Uwu

[tiny atlas]

the evidence is in this server

three channels hold the key to understanding

[restive plank]

Oh, it probably wasn’t plugged in properly

[restive plank]

I decided to test the waters and regret every second

[icy compass]

I maybe tech illiterate but I know cars

[restive plank]

Maybe? But a whole lot dumber than the average player

[icy compass]

By how much?

[restive plank]

99.9%

[tiny atlas]

you need not test the waters when they have been clearly turbulent for nearly a decade

[restive plank]

I’ve never in my life ever wanted to just

break everything

more than ever

I can’t even find the words, but PlayStation players have me wanting to destroy the entire house after what I’ve witnessed and had to deal with

[molten wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/joker-dance-laugh-funny-playstation-gif-13950730296879470380

[restive plank]

never again

[tiny atlas]

indeed

[icy compass]

Ps5 has no games

[restive plank]

Xbox has steam soon

[molten wedge]

Spiderman

[icy compass]

Pc

[restive plank]

it’s on pc and soon allegedly Xbox

[molten wedge]

Ehhhh

[icy compass]

Worth it, playing my summer car on Xbox

[restive plank]

Buying a PS4 or PS5 in this day and age is a mistake

[molten wedge]

Lol I'm purchasing xbox x series thpugh

I'm safe

[normal mason]

Anyone here play 5m on pc?

[molten wedge]

[restive plank]

Good larzy good.

[icy compass]

People who bought the ps5 for 6 be reeling after it only plays 30 fps even on the ps5 pro

[normal mason]

I need help

[restive plank]

I think I would rather become a real police officer

but no

[molten wedge]

Damn are you imposter?! You never say good things to me or about me

[restive plank]

If it does then I’m selling the ps5 pro or at least exchanging it for a regular ps5 for my dad to play fifa on

[molten wedge]

Best i can do is a laptop mate

[restive plank]

I’ve thought differently of you and Martol after what I’ve witnessed.

[molten wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/tom-gif-23863335

[icy compass]

Glazing ps 5 pro for playing a open world gta game at 60fps be like

[normal mason]

Where do I download gta on pc and what version is it for 5m

Wanna play it w my mates and I only just got a pc

[molten wedge]

!rule 4

[pliant current]

GTA Online Discord - Rule 4

Be mindful of channels and their uses; read the channel descriptions and take notice.

Requested by

@molten wedge

[restive plank]

I mean, the pro is useless if it can’t run GTA 6 at 60fps imo

Wait this is the community channel??

[tight linden]

https://tenor.com/view/post-this-cat-when-they-least-expect-it-cute-when-they-least-expect-it-post-this-cat-cat-gif-15242524790718650980

[molten wedge]

This is non gta channel

[restive plank]

I didn’t even know

I thought I was in mk2

[normal mason]

What chat am I meant to put that in holy

[molten wedge]

Bt we gotta aggre the controllers of ps are better then xbox

[icy compass]

Ps5 can’t even make a new blood born there only exclusive title

[molten wedge]

[tribal cypress]

[restive plank]

PS controllers break easily, more expensive, useless triggers and motion sensors that literally nobody asked for, and are a lot more prone towards getting stick drift than an Xbox controller

not just that, but Xbox is compatible with other controllers

PlayStation isn’t.

[molten wedge]

Okay xbox is good ps is shit. Done

[icy compass]

PlayStation players are low-key dumb too

[restive plank]

PlayStation has been nothing but a cash grab for exclusives that have eventually been released to pc

[tight linden]

I like the PlayStation controller better

[restive plank]

they seriously are

[molten wedge]

[molten wedge]

I started my journey with ps3 so no they r not dumb

[icy compass]

They make pc players seem like geniuses

[restive plank]

Get a custom PS controller that’s cheaper and use it on an Xbox. Problem solved.

[tight linden]

I have the Xbox series elite two controller but it feels weird not using batteries. Gotta stick to the OG.

[restive plank]

The elite controllers suck

[icy compass]

I can’t use my series elite 2 as the rubber is falling apart

[tight linden]

Do you remember that scammer from before yeah, he’s been messaging me for the last like 10 seconds

[restive plank]

They’re not built to last at all

[tight linden]

I bit mine

[icy compass]

I hope the elite 3 fixes it

[restive plank]

nothing will fix anything

The elite controllers are a cash grab

[icy compass]

Not supergluing on rubber

[restive plank]

They’ll break after months to a year or so

And then you’ll buy another, then another

[icy compass]

Who at Microsoft thought supergluing rubber to plastic was smart

[restive plank]

you’re paying them 3x the amount of a regular Xbox controller

And for what?

Stupid paddles?

omg 😭

[tight linden]

I bit mine

[icy compass]

Granted useful in racing games

[restive plank]

Why don’t you just buy a driving kit instead

instead of a controller

[icy compass]

No desk space

[restive plank]

Granted useful in racing games

because you’re actually racing

[tight linden]

I have both Xbox series and a PlayStation five

[restive plank]

A driving kit doesn’t go on your desk 😭

[restive plank]

I would’ve gotten a pc rather than the PS 🥀

[icy compass]

Play my summer on pc

That’s worse than a ps5 game

[restive plank]

Xbox has always been ahead of PlayStation