community

[left vault]

The high of today for me is 5C

Thats why lol

[unborn quest]

Lmao

[molten wedge]

No issue

[left vault]

Thats living in montana for ya I guess

[molten wedge]

That's what she did after leaving me

[tight linden]

🥊🥊

[molten wedge]

[left vault]

We got snow today

[paper finch]

Give

[tight linden]

Mine

I need a shower I stink

[tight linden]

Montana

[left vault]

Yuppp

[tight linden]

I know that because of Yellowstone

[left vault]

At least the rest of the week has good weather

Just not today

[tight linden]

https://tenor.com/view/looking-at-you-kayce-dutton-luke-grimes-yellowstone-smiling-at-you-gif-11255279690882637652

[left vault]

This is one of the days I go and start my car first, put the heated seats on and then go and get ready for work

Whoopieee

[tight linden]

How cowboy r u

[left vault]

Not at all

[tight linden]

Son

[left vault]

I’m a city asshole

[tight linden]

I’m sorry you’re going through that

[left vault]

Just a fast car loving gun shootin factory working man

But aye, at least Im a milk man

[tight linden]

I mean you are a whole city

[left vault]

Lmaooo

[tight linden]

[left vault]

Gonna go put in my long shift being a city

[fluid cliff]

chello

[tight linden]

It’s hard being a city

[left vault]

I better get my overtime on wednesday too

Been putting in overtime at my job lately so I can pay for my stage 2 kit

Getting my car 300hp

[tight linden]

First he’s a milkman and a city rip bro

https://tenor.com/view/caught-in-4k-caught-in4k-chungus-gif-19840038

[left vault]

[tight linden]

I got the proof

[molten wedge]

What kind of

[left vault]

I guess I should start getting ready for work

[left vault]

I never said that

Thats AI

See, look at the time stamps

Mine is 3am, yours is 7pm

AI fumble as per usual

[tight linden]

That extremely miserable fighter has a sexy profile photo

[left vault]

I agree

My cat just cuddled up in my arm

Im being cat lawed

[tight linden]

I let my partner play pragmata she is now sending me Diana reels every 7 minutes

[hard moth]

Squish that cat

[left vault]

Helll no

[tight linden]

We need proof of cat

[hard moth]

[left vault]

Proof of said cat

[tight linden]

Tell your cat I said pspsps

[left vault]

I’ll do that when I put my hearing aids in lol

[tight linden]

I miss my cat

[left vault]

I’ve got 3 and they’re all dumb

[tight linden]

I got 2

[left vault]

But alas, my girlfriend collected them. Not me

[tight linden]

Cats are great

[left vault]

They are, they’re really entertaining lol

[river reef]

Hello chat

[left vault]

@tight linden Toast, Yam, and Dimmey

[tight linden]

My cat bite a guy robbing my house 2 weeks ago

[left vault]

Oh shit you got the cat defense system

Thats rare

[tight linden]

I have a guard dog the dog literally looked up from the couch and filed under not my problem

[left vault]

[tight linden]

There was a literal guy robbing my house the dog was not my problem G

[left vault]

Lmfaoooo thats so funny

[tight linden]

Hannibal on the other hand was like I’m gonna rip his fucking arm off Cunt

[left vault]

Good cat deserves cooked salmon

[tight linden]

He got so much nip that day

[robust oracle]

You have two cat

[tight linden]

Yes Hannibal and coco

[robust oracle]

I heard they were connected to god's in ancient Egypt you ever get that feeling

[copper epoch]

This is why i dont like cats

[forest shuttle]

Likewise

[copper epoch]

Dogs are loyal
Cats are untrustworthy

[tight linden]

Well I got hanny after a real bad breakup

[forest shuttle]

Dog greets you when you come home meanwhile cats be like "when food?"

[tight linden]

I walked out into the street and there was his orange man in the gutter. I thought well I’m not gonna leave him in the rain

[forest shuttle]

[tight linden]

The day I got him

[forest shuttle]

The cursed Orange demon.

[tight linden]

He’s my boy

I was dating this girl. She wanted me to get rid of him. I got rid of her and gave him some catnip

[robust oracle]

Lmao

[forest shuttle]

💀

[hard moth]

[tight linden]

There’s plenty of girls today there’s only one Hannibal

[forest shuttle]

[hard moth]

[ivory lark]

Let's gooo, cars over girls

[robust oracle]

Cats are great unless you're trying to eat food

[left vault]

Good choice

[tight linden]

I bought him a cheeseburger that day as well

[left vault]

Agreed too

This one is mine

[tight linden]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-uiia-gif-2363911505930596945

[hard moth]

Silly Volkswagen

Need a Reliant Robin here.

[left vault]

Can’t hate too hard, it’s reliable and getting modded soon

[robust oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/gay-eating-chewing-hey-gif-4541451975770006138

[copper epoch]

Well since we showing cars
Here my car

[left vault]

Hell yeah

My jetta is the GLI variant so its got 210hp/207lbft stock instead of their usual 180hp stock cars n whatnot

But Im getting stage 2 done on it with a 3” downpipe so it’s going to be 301/338 soon

[hard moth]

300?

The hell

[copper epoch]

Not bad milkman

[ivory lark]

https://youtu.be/Yh--1hvAC5Y

[left vault]

Yup

[tight linden]

I prefer Mustangs the old style of 90s

[copper epoch]

Mine is just chery
Its not the most advance thing or the craziest but its my car AND HER NAME IS SHERY

[tight linden]

https://tenor.com/view/mustang-car-classic-car-american-car-down-the-road-gif-7901854598668764414

😩😩😩😩

[left vault]

I personally dont name my cars

Only my 96 civic

I’ve renamed it to Shivic because its a literal shitbox

I fucking hate it, but it won’t die.

[tight linden]

This generation will never understand being taught by their father at 14 how to drive

[hard moth]

Spooky clutch

[tight linden]

I miss the old days. DVDs video ez NCIS in its prime.

Blockbuster

[left vault]

My shivic for reference

[tight linden]

I really wanna watch NCIS when I get home the first I got a shower up

[left vault]

None of the windows work, none of the seals on the windows are any good, rain and snow leaks into the trunk, the muffler rusted off

I hate this car so much I only do oil changes and filters now

I dont fix anything

[tight linden]

The only thing that I can’t fix is my mental health

: (

[hard moth]

Why not sell it

[ivory lark]

Bro does everything except selling

[left vault]

The tires on my civic are even the cheapest ones you can buy

[hard moth]

Lmao

[left vault]

$54 a tire lmao

[tight linden]

what is your favourite milk?

[left vault]

Because a backup car is always good to have

[hard moth]

Just bike bro

[left vault]

I drink whole milk

[hard moth]

[tight linden]

What about chocolate

[left vault]

Nah, I walk 4+ miles every day at work already

I dont need to add more to that

[hard moth]

Dude biking is surreal

100%

[left vault]

I used to bike

I hate it unless Im mountain biking

[tight linden]

I used to ride motorbikes

[left vault]

Love me some good old fashioned chocolate milk from darigold

[tight linden]

The best chocolate milk I ever had was in 2016 after making middleweight

[hard moth]

Some Bear Brand ones too

[slim swallow]

Maybe consider a cheap ebike or scooter, it removes most of what makes cycle awful

Walking is nice but takes so long :'c

[hard moth]

Biking is so chill

[tight linden]

I have an ice cold can of DC at home

[slim swallow]

[hard moth]

[slim swallow]

Biking is chill at night with no one around yeah

But only then

[hard moth]

It's just my occasional workout

[slim swallow]

I cycle 46km a day for commute

[tight linden]

https://tenor.com/view/diet-coke-coca-cola-gif-7255080838420435248

[hard moth]

When I do it it feels so chill

[slim swallow]

Luckily half of it is always at night

And when it's not rush hour I can take my bike with me in the metro :p

[tight linden]

https://tenor.com/view/flamingo-albert-gif-5132144481751800826

[left vault]

I like fairlife milk the best to be honest

But my name isn’t milkman because I like milk anyways

[hard moth]

Bruh 46

[left vault]

I work at a dairy plant, so I call myself that

[hard moth]

My gosh

[slim swallow]

It could be less if I didn't avoid the city center

[azure spoke]

can you tell nathan to stop being mean

[left vault]

I can run almost everything in my dairy plant so I’m just…. A hell of a milkman lmao

[slim swallow]

@tall widget Mr Gooch, stop being mean

[robust oracle]

You wanna see a wooden bicycle?

[sweet bear]

hi buds

[tight linden]

Hi

[slim swallow]

I've seen some already but sure

[slim swallow]

My manager got mad at me for placing a pallet like this 🤭

[sweet bear]

my dad built a bike once and made it so my cats can also ride it but it broke

[slim swallow]

Actually looks much better than any of the ones I've seen

[robust oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitten-sunakook-motorcycle-gif-3611852478771046439

[ivory lark]

No longer forklift certified, imagine being so bad

[slim swallow]

The wooden bikes I've seen had the pedals just on the wheel, also made of wood

[slim swallow]

There was no space!

And tbh I did it for shits and giggkes

[tall widget]

I DIDNT DO ANYTHINGGG

😊

[robust oracle]

It was in the Netherlands so yeah it was the most likely place to see one

[slim swallow]

I could've pushed it in easily, which I did

[slim swallow]

Yea I live there

I wouldn't even notice a wooden bike tbh

Unless pointed out to me

[slim swallow]

I believe you, Geipe is evil

[tall widget]

exactly :(

@azure spoke evil evil mouse...

[slim swallow]

Mouse??

[tall widget]

yes she's a mouse :3

[ivory lark]

Evil

[tall widget]

shes small and goes squeak squeak!! like a mouse

[robust oracle]

When I visited I saw a lot of bikes just left on the ground bit tied up just like they fell over

[slim swallow]

Female mice are called mousettes.

[sweet bear]

no

[tall widget]

she's actually a man

trust

[slim swallow]

So you're dating?

[tall widget]

NO

dont say that

😭

[slim swallow]

Mwhahha

[slim swallow]

Okay :'c

Bullyboy

[azure spoke]

hey 😡 YOU WERE MEANN

[robust oracle]

Are these common things you see each day or nah?

[slim swallow]

Yea bike dominos are so common

[tall widget]

this is a LIE

[azure spoke]

😭

[slim swallow]

We don't eat herring on bread usually

We just kinda dangle it above our heads and bite it

Onions may fall off and hit your eye

[robust oracle]

I went during a festival it was the Leiden festival

[azure spoke]

TRUTHH

[robust oracle]

I tried it it was edible, wouldn't order it again

[slim swallow]

It's one of the worse fish, but still okay

Most fish are better

[robust oracle]

And to Germans the city name literally means to suffer lol

[slim swallow]

Have you tried kibbeling?

[slim swallow]

In Dutch too.

[tall widget]

not at all :(((

[tall widget]

vroom vroom

[left vault]

Lemme just hurry up n take a bike in this weather

Lmaooo

[robust oracle]

The fish stall was very busy and popular I had to brush shoulders with old, young, men and women all ordering similar and stranger things

[wet bay]

is that fucking snow

[slim swallow]

There is a neat fishstall near my house

[azure spoke]

sure..

[azure spoke]

does it sau dad in the snow

[robust oracle]

I'm now wondering if it was named Leiden because of the siege in history, or if the siege happened because of the name

[slim swallow]

Idk what happened there

Dunno what siege you mean :p

[wet bay]

the game

[robust oracle]

I also saw this cat over there, is it the one in your pfp? I found your house

[slim swallow]

Nah my house is way cooler

[robust oracle]

Oh seige of Leiden. It's why they hold the event every October and throw a party

[slim swallow]

I don't go to Leiden

[wet bay]

looks more like a store

[slim swallow]

I have Rotterdam

[tight linden]

I have Vaseline in my hair

[slim swallow]

I have a scalp under my hair :'c

[robust oracle]

Dude at Amsterdam airport knew about the festival

Like airport security

[slim swallow]

Skipper

I wasn't in the country last October anyway

Bleh

[robust oracle]

Netherlands looks funky like that. Mostly it follows a river

That's a cool building

[tight linden]

I’m better

[slim swallow]

Average city building

[wet bay]

i have a few friends in the netherlands

[robust oracle]

I also saw a cute girl there she was telling me she plays overwatch and was really nice

She a mercy main

[slim swallow]

Overyuck

[robust oracle]

Ikr I said good luck

Saw a dude dressed head to toe in a Fortnite themed tracksuit

Including hat

[slim swallow]

Hell yeah

[robust oracle]

Spotted crazy stuff outside my hotel at night

[left vault]

Yes lol

[left vault]

No those are the lines from the warm engine

[azure spoke]

makes sense

[tall solar]

Are you on leave

[slim swallow]

Today is a national holiday so I have a day off

[tall solar]

Wtf is that

[slim swallow]

Are you asking what a holiday is?

[azure spoke]

smartest man

[tall solar]

No I’m asking why are you on a leave today

[slim swallow]

King's day

[tall solar]

Wait do like in Europe right

Dutch

Sorry

Okay

[slim swallow]

What

[paper finch]

Happy koningsdag

Im going to a markt

[slim swallow]

I'm staying home

Finally a day off

[left vault]

I thought european people got loads of time off work

[paper finch]

I dont work on mondays

But enjoy

[quiet thunder]

Bruh it’s cold asf here today 😢

[paper finch]

Ha ha

[nimble jay]

It's late April.. when will the pain of cold end already

[left vault]

Im enjoying my breakfast overlooking the city in my car

[tight linden]

I’m going to go home and have a nice cold can Diet Coke and my souvlaki

[left vault]

Whats souvlaki

[paper finch]

Sick where’s this (don’t be afraid)

[left vault]

Billings Montana

[tight linden]

https://tenor.com/view/gyro-greek-food-gyros-gif-16575122556278409869

[left vault]

That looks good

[tight linden]

I’ve got one waiting at home

[rotund sable]

Hello everyone. :)

[left vault]

Wouldnt that get soggy just sitting there

[kind nacelle]

Hi guys

[tight linden]

That’s why I’m going to heat it up

[rotund sable]

It's nice to meet everyone. I mostly came here to check out FAQs, and so on. I'm mostly playing Online solo, treating it as a personal sandbox, so I figured I could find some good tips and tricks here. I'll try to not cause people too much trouble with my week-old newbie nature.

[hard moth]

Food

[quiet kindle]

yhi

it’s so hot today

[tight linden]

Look, I’ve been fat for the better part of 10 years it feels weird having muscle mass and not being incredibly fat all the time

[quiet kindle]

muscle fat is the best body type

[hard moth]

Eat the muscle

[tight linden]

The biggest I ever weighed was 210 kg

[left vault]

Fair lol, I used to be jacked and now Im just skinny

[azure spoke]

what the fuck

[left vault]

Its sadge

[tight linden]

Shout out Covid and my lazy arse

[rotund sable]

It feels weird, but oh my, do you not miss having to lug all that extra weight around on your legs and so on. Getting in shape is ironically easier than lugging around all that extra stuff, due to how much easier it is to move your body.

[hard moth]

[long prawn]

fuck the what

[restive plank]

My cat :(

[azure spoke]

thats insane 😭

[azure spoke]

hey!

[long prawn]

hi

[left vault]

I had the opposite effect when I got jacked because I was skinny lmfaooo

[tight linden]

I’m nowhere close to that now

[left vault]

Moving my body around suddenly got more difficult

[rotund sable]

Interesting. I suppose that would be logical given how muscle mass works.

[azure spoke]

thats good 😭

[long prawn]

[left vault]

Well especially when you consider how quickly I gained it

I went from 115lbs to 180lbs in muscle mass in less than a year

[hard moth]

Lmao

[rotund sable]

wait what, I said "how?" with dots leading in I didn't send a link

[long prawn]

hey i used to be like 118

[tight linden]

Hi other fighter

[long prawn]

hi other fighter

[left vault]

I was working construction and eating a shitload of carbs, my metabolism suddenly dropped off and it all went straight to my daily workload

[long prawn]

i have temporarily woke from my slumber

[left vault]

Protein and carbs constantly

[tight linden]

I was training today. I was moving I haven’t moved that fast in years. The old man still got it.

[long prawn]

fs fs unc

[zenith current]

[hard moth]

👴

[tight linden]

UNC STILL GOT IT

[long prawn]

[long prawn]

in 5 hours we gonna see if nephew still got it fr

did you spar

[tight linden]

Yup I was moving

[long prawn]

how many rounds

[tight linden]

5

[long prawn]

beautiful

[left vault]

I still have some of my old construction strength though, I haven’t been in construction for three years and I have dudes who work out at the gym 2-3x my size at work and Im the one who overtightens shit or lifts heavy stuff for the mechanics at work

[long prawn]

im doing 8 throughout the camp

🫩

[left vault]

Its funny asf

[tight linden]

I also gave my head coach my six months sobriety coin

[quiet thunder]

I work in 0c to -10c so for me never 😭

[long prawn]

[left vault]

Im hoping I jump ship from my job soon though

I applied at the oil refinery nearby so

[tight linden]

Training at the gym I finally feel like I fucking belong somewhere I’ve never had that at any other gym.

[left vault]

Hopefully the oil refinery sees that I worked construction and in a dairy plant and go “hey this dude can work with chemicals and heights, lets get him”

But we’ll see how that goes haha

[tight linden]

Every other gym I’ve ever trained at was give us money, but we occasionally give you drills

[sterile raft]

I feel this type of instant demand haha

[long prawn]

i used to have a coach who taught nothing but the basics

even to those who were about to fight

[upper token]

HELO HOOTAY

[sterile raft]

Hoi

[upper token]

Splatoon competitive rotation is pmo

[sterile raft]

Come play darktide in 16 hours

[upper token]

https://tenor.com/view/i-cant-take-it-anymore-girl-smoking-gif-3300461757409060030

[ivory basalt]

Thats gay

[sterile raft]

Sorry fam

[tight linden]

I felt like I was 2016 Ethan again

[sterile raft]

Who

[ivory basalt]

Re7?

[upper token]

What's dark tide

[ivory basalt]

Yakuza kiwami 3 i suppose

[sterile raft]

[tight linden]

My first name is Ethan ?

[upper token]

https://tenor.com/view/smolfry-gif-16342919388792863571

[sterile raft]

Salmon run but warhammer

[upper token]

SALMONIDS ⁉️ ⁉️

[upper token]

Do they got glowflies event

[tight linden]

Although I am incredibly hungry, I can’t wait to have my food

[upper token]

[tight linden]

So tempting

[sterile raft]

The current event

[upper token]

[sterile raft]

500 melee crawlers constantly

[upper token]

Btw yk the splatoon 3 boss salmonid fish stick

[sterile raft]

Ueah

[tight linden]

https://tenor.com/view/australian-content-darkviper-darkviperau-gta-5-gif-10769216113792975110

[sterile raft]

You get the stickers for it?

[upper token]

I call it zibs zibs cus of the noise they make

zib zib zib zib

[sterile raft]

Haha they do!

[tight linden]

I need a shower

[upper token]

Whenever the timer goes below 40, pray for zib zibs

[cursive fox]

my drone arrived
at first I got a huge heart attack because when I opened the amazon box, there was just a black pouch instead of the outer covering of the main drone 💀
turns out there is no outer packaging

[restive plank]

zip zip zip

[left vault]

I’ve been getting into competitive shooting, cant wait to have to learn how to run around and shoot

[long harness]

make sure to have the gungho perk

[brittle drift]

Hi

[low iris]

Hi

How are you?

[left vault]

Or just be a juggernaut like the good ole MW3 days

Slow but impossible to kill

[low iris]

You want to run and shoot like in cs go?

[sterile raft]

@tight linden @upper token

[left vault]

Not quite so dramatic lol

[sterile raft]

Fast hands for the reload

[low iris]

In cs go you buy mac-10 and rush bombside B

[left vault]

I’m working on getting my conceal carry license after my Jettas stage 2 kit is done

So competitive shooting consistently will help keep my skills on point

[low iris]

Chat went quiet

[ivory basalt]

I love you

[low iris]

Wtf

[left vault]

I killed da chat

[low iris]

No

[left vault]

You know what

[low iris]

Listening

[sterile raft]

What

[left vault]

I wonder why my heated seats dont stay on when my car is in accessory mode

Its electric

Why does it require the engine to be on to run it

[low iris]

To save energy in batteries probably

[left vault]

Gay

[low iris]

In most modern cars radio turns off after ~5 minutes for example

[left vault]

Just put bigger battery solve provlem durhur riught?

[low iris]

TO SAVE BATTERY

[left vault]

Meda engineer

[low iris]

No space for that

[left vault]

[brittle drift]

??

[ivory basalt]

Sorry

[brittle drift]

Ok ok

[brittle drift]

No i am just confused lol

[left vault]

My BIG OLE LIFTED WIENER COMPENSATOR

[tight linden]

Oh God, what did I do now?

[left vault]

I really shouldnt have left my house so soon

[brittle drift]

No need to apologize, just i am confused yk

[low iris]

What car are you sitting in?

[left vault]

I got to work 45 minutes early

[left vault]

My jetta

Why

[low iris]

I’m just curious

[sterile raft]

Join us

[low iris]

Jet2holidays

[left vault]

Ya it’s my favorite car ever

[quiet kindle]

woww omg big boi

[sterile raft]

Bold move dropping your plate number in there

[low iris]

What’s wrong with pepe frog emoji 😭🥲

[left vault]

Just got a new windshield in it last wednesday too @low iris , new tires next wednesday

[left vault]

I have guns and ammo

[sterile raft]

Ok?

[left vault]

Anyone can feel free to pull up and find out if they care that much

[low iris]

Well 🇺🇸 well 🦅 well 🥲

[sterile raft]

https://tenor.com/view/star-wars-sidious-palpatine-senate-windu-gif-22109032

[left vault]

[unborn quest]

🆗

[tight linden]

Mate, I was fucking huge

[sterile raft]

Pull up to your car when youre not in it

[low iris]

https://tenor.com/view/murica-merica-america-usa-us-gif-4163007710547964960

[left vault]

I dont know why everyone thinks posting license plates is such a big deal anyways

[sterile raft]

Free guns and ammo apparently

[left vault]

Not in my car lol

With me

[sterile raft]

Free car

[low iris]

Looks like someone need some “freedom”

[robust oracle]

Bomb cat

[left vault]

And my car doesnt go anywhere without the key fob either, security feature

[sterile raft]

[low iris]

https://tenor.com/view/freedoms-internally-freedom-freedoms-eagle-america-gif-23711012

[sterile raft]

Oh hey thats a neat feature that hellcats have too

most stolen car in the US

[robust oracle]

Imagine not leaving a claymore on the driver's seat instead of traditional locking mechanism

[sterile raft]

[sterile raft]

Imagine!

[left vault]

To be fair, thats why their engine is called a 392, because it matches their credit scores.

[sterile raft]

"I always just pipe bomb my car as a security feature"

[sterile raft]

[low iris]

Pigeon, what do you think about american bald eagle?

[sterile raft]

Its very Canadian for being "America's bird"

Which really should have been the turkey

But the turkey is fat and stupid, which was not intimidating in the 1780s

Or ever really

[robust oracle]

Think it should try some caffeine shampoo. Grow some hair

[left vault]

Actually I’d say its accurate for america

[sterile raft]

[left vault]

Its known for stealing fish, much similarly to corporations stealing money and politicians from americans

[quiet kindle]

so are u lean now or did u keep the fat and turn it into muscle like a bulk?

[sterile raft]

However apt the eagle or turkey for modern america, gotta remember they decided that in like the 1780s or VERY early 1800s

[low iris]

I love american bald eagle 🇺🇸🦅💀

[left vault]

It actually wasnt the national bird until 2024, fun fact

[tight linden]

I’m a lot a lot leaner

[sterile raft]

[left vault]

We just used it as an emblem since 1782

[sterile raft]

Ah makes sense

[low iris]

Bald eagle is perfect 👌

[sterile raft]

Same thing about not wanting an "official language"

[left vault]

I should probably also stop driving my jetta until I get the stage 2 kit done

[low iris]

Why America doesn’t have any official language

[quiet kindle]

but like still bulky?

[left vault]

I put colder spark plugs in it since its gonna need them for the stage 2 kit and its starting the engine harder than Im used to on cold starts lol

[tight linden]

I’ve still got my height and reach

[sterile raft]

Because it is supposed to be the land of opportunity where anyone can come and be accepted to make a good life.

[quiet kindle]

wdym height ?

[sterile raft]

Says so on the statue of liberty

[quiet kindle]

u lose height when getting lean? woah

[low iris]

ICE officers like that

[tight linden]

I used to be 6 foot four now 6 foot five

[sterile raft]

Whether or not the US is still that is a political debate too hot for our server

However that is why things were decided

[left vault]

I think Iran feels pretty hot over it

[sterile raft]

[left vault]

Sorry that was a horrible joke lmao

[sterile raft]

Anyway, the official language being "the most spoken language" in the us would actually have been German, up until about the 1930s

[tight linden]

The best thing that I did though to lose weight was I gave up the alcohol

[left vault]

Ah yes

[low iris]

Why my message disapeared 😭

[sterile raft]

Because I just said whu

[low iris]

Is that called the freedom of speech?

[tight linden]

I sold it to buy KFC

[low iris]

FREEDOM 😭🇺🇸

[sterile raft]

You people really should read your actual bill of rights.

[low iris]

Freedom, freedom, i need you 😭

[tight linden]

My new mattress is the greatest thing ever

[low iris]

Nice

[low iris]

How many hours do you sleep?

[sterile raft]

Freedom of speech covers censorship by your government, not private companies. It also does not protect you from the consequences of your speech.

Discord and every other private entity is not the government and is not subject to such

[left vault]

It’s really funny watching people use that for these type of scenarios when the bill itself says it protects us from government censorship, not private entities.

[tight linden]

I tried to get between five and seven

[low iris]

Someone deleted my message

[sterile raft]

I did

[low iris]

I can’t speak freely what i have on my mind

[sterile raft]

!rule 5

[pliant current]

GTA Online Discord - Rule 5

Uphold mature conversations and respect each other; excessive profanity, hate speech or any kind of harrassment will not be tolerated. This includes spam, as well as toxic and aggressive behavior.

Requested by

@sterile raft

[sterile raft]

Please read my message.

[low iris]

What did i do wrong

[sterile raft]

Right here

[low iris]

That you have to send Lester against me

[left vault]

I think Im gonna go clock in and get shit done today

Hell yeah

[sterile raft]

Be productive

[harsh pewter]

Freedom of speech doesn't cover misinformation or hate speech btw

[sterile raft]

Not like me. I sit and collect paychecks while wasting time on discord

[harsh pewter]

Orrrr you could just be lazy today

[low iris]

Always when i get warn or something like that on this server 5 minutes after i text moderators they apologize for mistake, i had situation like that 2 times

[warped hazel]

i too, have a square phone now

[harsh pewter]

Wasting time on discord? Hah! I waste my time playing video games

[sterile raft]

Nice

[warped hazel]

its been lovely

[slim swallow]

[harsh pewter]

Checkmate, Hooty

[tight linden]

[slim swallow]

almost level 150 :c

[warped hazel]

worth it fs

[low iris]

Nice

[sterile raft]

Welcome to the club, it gets lonely though

[warped hazel]

@sweet quest

[warped hazel]

yup

[slim swallow]

oki

[ashen girder]

use modmail please.

[pseudo osprey]

Don t trust

[sweet quest]

Money well wasted

[ashen girder]

we don't allow public accusations, do it the right way and report to modmail

[harsh pewter]

Samsung being 2nd is kinda funny

But who is in 1st place

[slim swallow]

[tight linden]

I have achieved peak comfy. My life will never be better than this moment.

[warped hazel]

me

[harsh pewter]

Proof

Proof or it isn't true!

[sterile raft]

I just find it humorous that I have your entire level up banked.Because I need so much more

[harsh pewter]

It will when you get swarmed by several kittens

[sterile raft]

Do !lb or !leaderboard

[tight linden]

I did just get bullied into giving my cat some of my souvlaki

[slim swallow]

My screenshot is blown out of proportions, I wasn't here with this account before I switched around 1 year ago

I kinda lost the other one

[harsh pewter]

Ofc SaltyMon is first

[slim swallow]

did he disappear :c

[harsh pewter]

Unc is too long on this server

[warped hazel]

holy shit

maybe its time to unninstal

[harsh pewter]

Souvwhat

[sterile raft]

Even better

[upper token]

Veemo

[tight linden]

Jesus fucking

[upper token]

https://tenor.com/view/smolfry-gif-16342919388792863571

[slim swallow]

I think all my previous messages are deleted since my account is boom

[tight linden]

https://tenor.com/view/gyro-greek-food-gyros-gif-16575122556278409869

[sterile raft]

Search me but ONLY the memes channel

[tight linden]

This is a souvlaki

[warped hazel]

yeah i ve been banned aswell a couple btw

[harsh pewter]

Sorryyy I just don't know what that is :<

[warped hazel]

and im almost not active rn

[slim swallow]

In total I probably have more messages than you in memes

[harsh pewter]

Looks like kebab to me

[long harness]

plz get perma soon

[warped hazel]

perry hi

[tight linden]

I’m not gonna lie I actually don’t know the difference

[slim swallow]

like my total > your memes

[warped hazel]

how u been

[harsh pewter]

Damn

Hater here

[sterile raft]

Dunno haha I have a lot

[tight linden]

I guess this is the difference

[slim swallow]

i'm near level 150, my total should at least be like 150k messages

[warped hazel]

DO NOT check perrys profile

[slim swallow]

maybe a bit less

[harsh pewter]

Meh

[tall solar]

Goofers

[sterile raft]

Ah

[harsh pewter]

I kind of dislike both of them

[tall solar]

Noob why low power mode

[harsh pewter]

What is up with his profile

Let me see

[warped hazel]

dont

u ll regret it

[tall solar]

Hi aurora

[harsh pewter]

WTF

[slim swallow]

fesh*

[tall solar]

Fesh?

[slim swallow]

fishy

[harsh pewter]

Fish :3

It's da surfin fish

[upper token]

zib zib zib zib zib zib

[tight linden]

Because I have no idea where my charger is and I’m not exactly looking

[warped hazel]

hi

[harsh pewter]

You can have mine

[tall solar]

But do normal mode scrolling

[tight linden]

No

[harsh pewter]

[long harness]

what did i do

[harsh pewter]

You have an interesting preference of games

[quiet kindle]

wait what how, also omg ur huge

[long harness]

thank you, i have some clips if youd like to see what theyre about

[harsh pewter]

NO

[tight linden]

[harsh pewter]

Maybe only smth from My Furry Protogen

That sounds the least cursed anyway

[harsh pewter]

Can you share some inches maybe?

I hate being the shortest out of my friend group

[tight linden]

No

[warped hazel]

this chat is weirder by the day

[tight linden]

My partner keeps sending me pragmata reels

[kind nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/parrot-cowboy-hat-tipping-hat-partner-gif-17715010263885294006

[tight linden]

https://tenor.com/view/pragmata-pragmata-diana-pragmata-dance-gif-14856319026034764726

[harsh pewter]

I don't see the problem

Lovely game

[tight linden]

Whatever the feeding at Capcom they need to continue

[tall solar]

Hi Celeste

[thorny patrol]

I'm freeeee

I'm freeeeee

Still blind tho

[tight linden]

Have you tried not doing that?

[thorny patrol]

Si

[tight linden]

Si

[thorny patrol]

Sí, señor

[robust oracle]

Today I learned about a real psychological phonomenon

Apparently it's common

[thorny patrol]

Which is

[vapid nacelle]

senior poor favoor

[robust oracle]

Feelings of guilt or something

[thorny patrol]

Damn that's good

[kind nacelle]

It looks like its going to have a gut wrenching ending

[long prawn]

oh lord 😭

[vapid nacelle]

[thorny patrol]

Oh

Never had that

[robust oracle]

Learn something new each day

[thorny patrol]

Dutch?

[vapid nacelle]

damn did dutch ever used a nickname

[thorny patrol]

-rank

Rank

How doe that work

[vapid nacelle]

I don't remember

[thorny patrol]

-rank

Dude

[vapid nacelle]

!rank

[slim swallow]

!

[thorny patrol]

Oh

[slim swallow]

like every server ever

[thorny patrol]

You'd be surprised

[molten wedge]

Someone got unbanned

[slim swallow]

very often it's /

[molten wedge]

[thorny patrol]

Some of them gave different ways

Who

[slim swallow]

mama cynth?

[vapid nacelle]

me

[molten wedge]

[vestal raft]

welcome back

[vapid nacelle]

https://giphy.com/gifs/bird-wectie-wectiee-LMNsgeBFskg4sd7bWk

ty derrik

[molten wedge]

U were never ban

[left elk]

level 200

[thorny patrol]

I'm sure you was happy I'm gone

[left elk]

get to 250 next

then we’ll talk.

[vapid nacelle]

no evidence

[vapid nacelle]

I'm trying

[left elk]

you aren’t trying hard enough.

[thorny patrol]

Trying what

[vapid nacelle]

trying to reach tahiti

[slim swallow]

pooping

[vapid nacelle]

amd

[thorny patrol]

Dose this chat go to tahiti ?

[vapid nacelle]

why are u a brand

[slim swallow]

amd paid for my pc

[vapid nacelle]

yes

[pseudo turret]

Isnt AMD a tv channel

[slim swallow]

what...

Amd is the company behind ryzen

and rx gpus

[vapid nacelle]

american megatrends

[upper turtle]

I hope so

[vapid nacelle]

d

[thorny patrol]

[slim swallow]

Both of my pcs actually

;p

[vapid nacelle]

are u an intern

[slim swallow]

nuh

😠

[vapid nacelle]

[slim swallow]

their stock just did very good

so I like them now

[thorny patrol]

Dutch really made me wanna visit tahiti

[vapid nacelle]

nvda

[vapid nacelle]

and eat mangoes

[thorny patrol]

How to catfish a rdr2 player

[slim swallow]

I still don't like how they capitalize the Van Der

😠

van der isn't capitalized!!!

[thorny patrol]

And Rip Van winkle is

[hazy cairn]

Hi

[pseudo turret]

I think Van Der is capitalized

[slim swallow]

it shouldn't be

[pseudo turret]

I'll send proof

[slim swallow]

Dutch van der Linde is a dutch name, dutch infixes aren't capitalized

[pseudo turret]

See it's capitalized

[slim swallow]

doesn't mean it should be

[thorny patrol]

So he's a Dutch man who's named Dutch?

His dad was creative

[slim swallow]

idk he if he's dutch

but his name is

and his predecessors definitely are

[sweet bear]

hi buds

[slim swallow]

heyo

[left vault]

I think this is gonna be one of the days I piss off the bosses

[slim swallow]

happens sometimes

[left vault]

Most definitely

[left vault]

They apparently shut down my coworker multiple times last night because of the lack of cooler space to put milk in it

Im not playing that game.

[slim swallow]

put the milk back in the cow

[left vault]

Oh I’m literally gonna tell them to put it outside if they have to, its cold enough get fucked.

I’ve done way too much overtime in the past month to give a shit about their problems

[upper turtle]

who wants milk that bad

is the coworker wanting the milk, or the bosses

if the bosses want it, fuck em

[left vault]

Customers

[upper turtle]

if the coworker wants it, let bro get his milk

oh okay

[left vault]

I work in a dairy plant

We pasteurize and bottle milk

[upper turtle]

the name checks out

fuck em, you've done all this OT

[left vault]

Yup, not gonna shut down the production line regardless of what they say or do

[jagged ridge]

This entire conversation reminds me of Abes Odyssey

[slim swallow]

production line managers are the worst

[thorny patrol]

[slim swallow]

the entire conveyor can break down and they'll pick out one person at random to scream at

[upper turtle]

because they cannot ever manage shit

and blame someone else

lol

most useless position ever

[slim swallow]

• none of them actually speak the language of the people they manage

[left vault]

Thats why I love being in a unionized plant

They scream and yell and they cant do anything to hurt our jobs regardless of what they do

[thorny patrol]

[prime merlin]

Can I get a life time supply of milk on demand 24/7 and time of the day lol

[prime merlin]

Address Antarctica 🇦🇶

[left vault]

No, we’re not even a 24/7 plant unlike the rest of the country lol

[upper turtle]

I wish we had this

my company is good but we are a right-to-work state

[prime merlin]

Damn that’s tough

[left vault]

You can be unionized in a right to work state

[upper turtle]

it aint happening here brovolone

[left vault]

I know, Im from oklahoma lol

Moved to montana

[upper turtle]

NC here

[left vault]

Fuck right to work states

[upper turtle]

on god

#ps5｜lfg-info

[left vault]

Dont get me wrong though, montana has its own entire set of problems that suck ass

[upper turtle]

I've heard it's beautiful

[left vault]

We were voted #1 for least affordable housing this year and last year

Beautiful state but hella expensive

[upper turtle]

least affordable? goddamn

looks like I am not retiring there

if i even retire

[left vault]

Yeah median homes are in the 350-450k range

And pay is low

[slim swallow]

relatable

[left vault]

Most people here make around 40-50k a year tops

[restive plank]

I’m having the worst day

ffs

[left vault]

I have one of the highest paying blue collar jobs in the area that doesn’t require a degree or trade school and when we have an application open up we get 100+ applicants in a day @slim swallow

I make under $70k a year

[slim swallow]

what's your position

35k here is considered quite okay

[left vault]

I’m currently CIP(clean in place) but Im floating around as a relief for other operators since I know almost every position here now

Im running the gallon filler for a month since this guy is out on surgery recovery

[slim swallow]

oh best of luck to him

[left vault]

Surgery went good he’s just at home recovering

He’s not allowed to even lift like 10lbs for at least a month

I’ve been here for three years and I’ve ran almost every machine because I keep changing positions to learn more

[bleak geyser]

why does ass hair exist dawg, its so annoying like when u take a dump, shit just be hanging in those strands

[slim swallow]

so real

[left vault]

Valid as fuck lmao

[slim swallow]

ass hair sucks, but shaving it? hell nah

I'm not getting cuts on my butt

[left vault]

I trim it from time to time

[slim swallow]

it's kinda stuck at the same length

[left vault]

I dont like cutting it all the way down because my ass starts chafing

I have bubble butt and my cheeks hate it when the hair is gone lmao

[left vault]

Also dude, just get a bidet

It solves all of that.

Thats what I had for a while, gonna install one here in my apartment soon

[slim swallow]

I remember my partner once telling me while on holiday "the bidet doesn't work"
Then I turned it on and got blasted in the face

[bleak geyser]

yeah i have that

makes it much easier

[left vault]

Its so nice on hot days too

Swamp ass begone with nice cold water up shit creek

[bleak geyser]

love me some cold water spraying on my crack

[left vault]

I literally just get those stupid $30-40 bidets from target

No heat but it works

[copper epoch]

wha-

[paper finch]

What

[small brook]

Which crack?

[slim swallow]

🍑

[small brook]

Is it crack c0caine orr

[prime merlin]

🙂‍↕️

[fresh heron]

Im definitely skipping the shit out of school today

[uneven lava]

Hey mister

[paper finch]

Why

[primal elm]

Billie Jean

[lyric obsidian]

Good stoppie I’m?

[quartz blade]

hi

[unborn quest]

@forest shuttle Oppression MK2 2.0 is made

[forest shuttle]

WHY IS IT ALMOST BROKEN AGAIN

[unborn quest]

Because i got it from a drowned

But its full

That pic was taken 2 hours ago

3 B2B2B now

[unborn quest]

It took just 2 fletcher trading to fill it up on durability

I could have 5 maces rn

3 spare heavy cores

[wintry quarry]

Bro i need to be nerfed 😂✌️

[nimble jay]

What type of gym?

Like one where it is a class?

[wintry quarry]

Cheese snow highly illegal but highly award💔

[violet void]

hey!

[nimble jay]

Why do some people have the right to speak

[wintry quarry]

Idk

Fr

[nimble jay]

Enough with human rights, it's time to talk about human wrongs

[restive plank]

I'm here

[restive plank]

trump.

[nimble jay]

Hi here

I'm dad

[restive plank]

hi dad

when are you coming back?

[nimble jay]

Getting milk

🥀

It's so fucking beautiful out today

I'm at work just sitting in the sun not a cloud in the sky

Listening to Illenium

[bleak geyser]

hey vez!

[upper token]

Bro it's so fucking windy where I'm at

[nimble jay]

It's like not warm but also not cold

This is perfect take out the Ferrari weather

If I had a Ferrari

The Alfa Romeo will have to do

Ferrari enough

[wintry quarry]

Rarri f40?

[bleak geyser]

best tool placement, iykyk

[nimble jay]

That's my favorite car to drive (on the sim)

[unborn quest]

No, i can't do pick in 1st

[nimble jay]

Where is your sword?

"Idk"

[bleak geyser]

swords are ass bro

they're very situational

[nimble jay]

https://tenor.com/view/vinland-saga-thors-where-is-your-sword-dont-need-it-gif-18019793565662092398

[wintry quarry]

F40 just to clean 2 bad it's like a mill irl

[unborn quest]

Food, sword, pick, god apples, Trident/bow/shovel, golden apples, axe, water bucket, blocks

[nimble jay]

Ad another 2 mil

I miss when they were only like $1,300,000

Back in 2017

[wintry quarry]

yeah a mill for at least for like a while ago

[unborn quest]

1, 2, R, F, Caps, TMB, BMB, X, C

[bleak geyser]

"back in my days" ah

[wintry quarry]

shi went up like crazy

[wintry quarry]

https://tenor.com/mo3ArozOwVx.gif

[restive plank]

Did you see the impalas outside my house Tracey

[unborn quest]

No

[nimble jay]

I follow a guy who works for Gordon Murray. He bought an f40 back in 1997. Fucker must've paid only $200,000 for it

[restive plank]

I’ll share it again

[nimble jay]

They depreciated at one point from msrp

[quiet kindle]

ORDERE TACO BELL HEHEHE

[nimble jay]

Hard 2 car garage

[restive plank]

You just reminded me to buy McDonald’s

I’m gonna eat McDonald’s and go to bed

[bleak geyser]

have a nice shit tomorrow

[wintry quarry]

I haven't had McDonald's since 09

[quiet kindle]

THX

[restive plank]

That guy in the car looks like Freddie Mercury lmfao

[quiet kindle]

BRO GET SOMETHING GOOD PLS 😭😭

[bleak geyser]

lmfao lester reacted aswell

[quiet kindle]

damn unc how old r u??

[restive plank]

What would you like Celest

[quiet kindle]

Hmmm taco bell

4 mins away HHEHE

[tardy thorn]

Wasn't expecting the RHD

[quiet kindle]

i’m excited to try the new chipotle chicken crib wrap

[restive plank]

RHD?

[quiet kindle]

cruncrhwarap*

[tardy thorn]

Right hand drive

[restive plank]

HUH

ITS AUSTRALIA

[quiet kindle]

is this a car show? this looks so cool!

like out of a movie

[wintry quarry]

17

[restive plank]

I wasn’t expecting left hand drive

[violet void]

papi

[restive plank]

It was for a 1 year old’s birthday I think?

[quiet kindle]

that’s for a baby’s birthday?….

[restive plank]

that’s what I said

[quiet kindle]

very interesting