community

[flint sparrow]

go cycling

[restive plank]

Actually maybe I can order food instead

That might make me tired

it’s 3am

[restive plank]

I’ve never rode a bike

I want a yo-yo though

[flint sparrow]

so you don't know how to ride one

damn

[restive plank]

Idk how to skate either

yet I got a skateboard for my 7th birthday

[flint sparrow]

idk how to do that either

[restive plank]

I think it was a green ninja turtles skateboard 😭

that would’ve been aura to keep

[tidal yacht]

I feel like skating and bike riding go hand and hand if you don’t know one you don’t know the other

[flint sparrow]

cycling pretty easy

[restive plank]

Balance is my issue I guess

[stark parcel]

You can get smth better at the same price

[restive plank]

hungry jacks 🔥

[stark parcel]

Try the 4wheels version

[restive plank]

holy

[gaunt otter]

How would that work

What

Just close your eyes

[tardy thorn]

I'd rock a tricycle

[restive plank]

get up from my bed and avoiding contact with my phone for 5+ seconds

[gaunt otter]

Throw phone in wall

[stark parcel]

Can't get rid of yo phone

[tidal yacht]

The burgers are better there

[flint sparrow]

do tricycles have 3 brakes

[restive plank]

I’m doomscrolling on instagram and see so much people living life and looking cute with cute outfits…

grr

[restive plank]

the burgahs ah bettah aht hangree jacks

[gaunt otter]

Wait it's 3am

[tidal yacht]

Exactly

[ivory lark]

You can order food at 3 am? Who's working these hours

[gaunt otter]

On a workday???

[stark parcel]

And you wish it was you

[gaunt otter]

McDonalds

[restive plank]

Yeah it’s 3:04am

[restive plank]

On a fucking workday…

[restive plank]

Fr

[flint sparrow]

I'm killing endermen for xp

rn

[restive plank]

Where the hell are my 4.5 inch platform shoes!!

💢💢

and my skating buddy??

ugh

[flint sparrow]

autoclicking away

[restive plank]

tots not cool dude

[stark parcel]

Very not cool

[restive plank]

no bueno for transiento

[vapid nacelle]

can you stop posting

[gaunt otter]

Order 20 pieces of nuggets

[vapid nacelle]

hi

[gaunt otter]

Lumbago

[restive plank]

that’s too much fat

[flint sparrow]

at 3am

[vapid nacelle]

blue

[restive plank]

I think I have to wait until 5am to sleep

Like yesterday

[gaunt otter]

i used to do that once a day a few years ago

[flint sparrow]

is the store open at 3am

[gaunt otter]

☠️🥀

[vapid nacelle]

I'l eat 2 large pizza

16"

[gaunt otter]

You're 16

[restive plank]

You guys don’t have 24 hour services? (It’s only food in Australia 🥀)

And other stuff obviously

[flint sparrow]

here only the drive thru stays open for 24/7

[ashen girder]

this u?

[restive plank]

Maccas is open but idk if they’ll let you come inside

[ashen girder]

[vapid nacelle]

stop texting me

[gaunt otter]

No

[flint sparrow]

the walk in portion stays open till 2 I believe

[vapid nacelle]

I am halfway there

[restive plank]

They’ve started to enforce rules where you can’t be inside the store after 12am unless you’re still eating or smth

[gaunt otter]

Chonkers imagine two family pizza, can't say no to thaat

[flint sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/let-me-in-annoyed-stuck-outside-open-the-door-open-up-gif-16568613

[gaunt otter]

[restive plank]

LET ME IIIIIIN

I WANT FOOD

[ivory lark]

Round these parts, people have a proper sleep schedule

[restive plank]

fuck…

[flint sparrow]

steal a car and go in the drive thru

[restive plank]

that’s it

I’m ordering food

[flint sparrow]

[tidal yacht]

From where

[gaunt otter]

You probably got work at 6am too

[restive plank]

I’m craving Maccas or hungry jacks

[gaunt otter]

😭

[restive plank]

Which one do I get

grrrrr

hangry

[tidal yacht]

Definitely hungry jacks

[restive plank]

But their chips are so shit

lwk I think Maccas

I want that Korean chicken burger

[tidal yacht]

I mean get what you want

[ashen girder]

what are you doing?

[restive plank]

I’m throwing your hungry jacks away sorry

Hear me out though

[tidal yacht]

NOOOOOOO MY BBQ BURGER

[restive plank]

The whoppers are shit, but the cheese burgers and chicken burgers are bomb

[ashen girder]

don't do that

[restive plank]

mmmm

[ashen girder]

just chat

[flint sparrow]

why are the Jacks hungry

[tidal yacht]

Very true

[restive plank]

Jack made us hungry

[ashen girder]

bc its not chatting with others

ur shitposting/ spamming

[restive plank]

you’re meant to make frans

[ashen girder]

people literally having conversations here

jump in

[dusky grove]

this looks really good to try

[flint sparrow]

chimken

[restive plank]

Is that a shawarma

What the hell is that

[tidal yacht]

That is soo big

[dusky grove]

close but not legally a shawarma

[ashen girder]

this looks fire

[dusky grove]

shes iranian though so its probably inspired

[restive plank]

I don’t like how it looks when split ngl

It looks like slop juices

But ig it’s nice

[flint sparrow]

bro my phone played a sound

I'm going insane

[tidal yacht]

I bet it’d taste pretty good

[gaunt otter]

uhm???

What this means

[dusky grove]

@gaunt otter

as of last week ive had maybe several shots

[gaunt otter]

Cap

[dusky grove]

nah

[restive plank]

Guys Korean burger or Big Arch monster yum yum din din

[dusky grove]

especially 2 days ago

[stark parcel]

I'm so hungry now

[dusky grove]

went big on shitty cheap swedish vodka

[gaunt otter]

44480 kcals??

WHAT

[dusky grove]

i love this product

[stark parcel]

Where are you seeing the 3rd 4

[restive plank]

FYI all I’ve had today was these and macaroni or something

[dusky grove]

Kilo joules

not cals

[restive plank]

I don’t even know how to attack it

[ashen girder]

!setxp @cunning aurora 0

[restive plank]

I wish we used cals ngl

[stark parcel]

Yummy

[pliant current]

Set kjfrmsuburbs's XP to 0.

[dusky grove]

kilo joules are different

[ivory lark]

Second one doesn't look like it's made for the mouths of humans

[ashen girder]

start chatting

[flint sparrow]

why are the stripes off center

[tidal yacht]

Why have you only had that

[gaunt otter]

@restive plank why tf did you order water 😭

[ashen girder]

ur not getting level 0 with random stuff

[restive plank]

Can you even attack it?

[ashen girder]

10*

[dusky grove]

is it only aus lol

[restive plank]

I prefer water it’s so cold

[dusky grove]

i mean we have it too but its displayed on the right side, not the main unit

[restive plank]

Aus and a few other places

[dusky grove]

we use both

[ashen girder]

ur messages is just u spamming "gooooo" and spamming emojis

that ain't chatting

[restive plank]

Stop spamming

[dusky grove]

and ill ask the same who tf uses kj

[restive plank]

I’m trying to talk about my food 🥀

[gaunt otter]

Mine too

mhm

[wintry quarry]

Son

[dusky grove]

its so weird and breaks the standard cal calculation system for weight loss/gain etc

[ashen girder]

communicate

[restive plank]

@gaunt otter 2000kj is basically 500 calories

5000kj is like 1200 calories I think

or less

[gaunt otter]

So 2k

no

[dusky grove]

man just leave if youre gonna troll its so annoying seeing people come here just to be a nuisance

[gaunt otter]

I'm a troll 🧌

[dusky grove]

[restive plank]

They taught us in maths on how to convert it

But I forgot

[tidal yacht]

You under a bridge?

[gaunt otter]

Yeah

[dusky grove]

Idk, how do you calculate your daily intake in kj

[tidal yacht]

What are my 3 riddles so I can pass

[gaunt otter]

Ole dole doff

[tidal yacht]

PASS next question

[flint sparrow]

yall hear a baby crying

[restive plank]

So what I got here was an eclair, a custard ball, and a yeast ball donut. All caramel.

However I had this during the break of my work and a thick shake but only like 3/4 of it.

[gaunt otter]

I'm hearing fans

[restive plank]

So like 15 hours ago

[flint sparrow]

there it is again

[restive plank]

And then I had macaroni or whatever like 7 hours ago or more

[wintry quarry]

[gaunt otter]

You rn

[dusky grove]

i hear sneakers o'toole music from the other room

[restive plank]

and now I think I’m getting Maccas

[ivory lark]

Why does the mobile version of discord have a notifications tab but not the desktop? Goofy ahh company

[restive plank]

Most stores display the adult intake as like 9000kj or something

[gaunt otter]

Yh you my brother

[dusky grove]

front end developers when they have nothing to do in their boring ass job

[flint sparrow]

communicating with da wall

[restive plank]

They’re meant to be off centre I think

[gaunt otter]

mane

[restive plank]

Bro just stop

[gaunt otter]

you gonna get banned

[restive plank]

You’re not contributing to the conversation at all

[dusky grove]

chances are hes already banned

[flint sparrow]

you're crying rn

[restive plank]

[gaunt otter]

Bang

[dusky grove]

pfff

[restive plank]

csm reference??

[wintry quarry]

Son u r crine rn 😭

[stark parcel]

Kabau

[restive plank]

So guys what burger do I get

Do I get a yummy yummy Korean bbq burger

[tidal yacht]

I didn’t know there’s a role called muted, cool

[restive plank]

Or a CEO Maccas burger

[gaunt otter]

1st

[gaunt otter]

Wanna get it

[dusky grove]

get the big arch, I love that product and im human

[tidal yacht]

Nah I’m good fam

[gaunt otter]

Alright

[restive plank]

Are you a human.

[flint sparrow]

he isn't

[dusky grove]

holy cow! 🤖 look at the size of this. i d o n t know how to attack it

[restive plank]

Big arch: 1
Korean bbq: 1

someone vote

[tidal yacht]

You should get the first one, chicken is yummy

[dusky grove]

jokes aside

[restive plank]

Korean bbq it is

[dusky grove]

korean bbq sludge is better

[restive plank]

Trust me

This burger is actually so bussin

[stark steppe]

Omg its dark

[restive plank]

It’ll have you crying

And guess what

[dusky grove]

TM

[restive plank]

It’s a limited time item…

[dusky grove]

I had a grilled chicken wrap

[stark steppe]

Actually 😭

[quiet kindle]

has anyone had burger kink

[dusky grove]

Yes 😭

[quiet kindle]

king

is it any good

[dusky grove]

excuse me

😭

[quiet kindle]

stoppp

[ashen girder]

burger kink.. hmm

[quiet kindle]

i meant burger king

[ashen girder]

doesn't ring a bell

[quiet kindle]

i’m about go to sleep

😭😭😭

[dusky grove]

its fine

[quiet kindle]

i’m tired

[dusky grove]

but its chicken is ass

[restive plank]

Guys should I get any sides?

[torn jewel]

wassup mfks

[quiet kindle]

what about whopper

[restive plank]

not in Australia

[quiet kindle]

i wanna try it

[dusky grove]

the only good thing was the crown there and now its rep is ruined

[ashen girder]

I've had burger king a few times this month and yea I like it

[restive plank]

whopper is ass

[ashen girder]

I like it better than maccies

[quiet kindle]

where

[dusky grove]

ehh. better places to get a beef burger

[restive plank]

Maccas

[quiet kindle]

Oooh what’s ur order?!

idk what ppl get

[quiet kindle]

Oh

nuggets

with some good sauces

[flint sparrow]

try again

[ashen girder]

just normal whopper is fine

[quiet kindle]

true

[ashen girder]

[quiet kindle]

Ooo i rlly wanna try it

and they have these like saucy fries

truffle fries

[restive plank]

The options are; nuggets. large fries. apple pie.

[quiet kindle]

looks good

[restive plank]

yall can pick

[tidal yacht]

Nuggets

[quiet kindle]

nuggets and fries

don’t get
that apple slop

[dusky grove]

wingstop hot honey chicken burger is gas @quiet kindle

[restive plank]

Only one

[ashen girder]

my brother had those and he said they're fire

[torn jewel]

@staff

[restive plank]

WINGSTOP SELLS BURGERS???

[torn jewel]

look at dis

[ashen girder]

?

[quiet kindle]

Omggg get the mango harbanero burger it’s so good

i need wingstop in my life

[quiet kindle]

Omgg yayayaya i wanna get it someday

[restive plank]

My friend died from it (jk)

[quiet kindle]

fries

[restive plank]

Hot honey rub is the best

[quiet kindle]

how omg

[torn jewel]

my kids be on here

[quiet kindle]

is he okay?

[restive plank]

it’s like the 3rd spiciest isn’t it?

[dusky grove]

Yea chicken burger

[restive plank]

Not in Australia 🥀

[flint sparrow]

[restive plank]

It’s just chicken, chips, corn, and other shit

[quiet kindle]

no? it’s not even spicy

it’s just sweet

lmao

or maybe i just have good spice tolerance

[restive plank]

Don’t they have the spicy scale

[tidal yacht]

Wait we got wingstop in aus

[quiet kindle]

yeah but it’s not even spicy

[restive plank]

Yes??

[quiet kindle]

it just says it is

[restive plank]

Only in Sydney though

Aka me

[tidal yacht]

Oh

[ashen girder]

@torn jewel please use modmail nextime. / dealt with tho

[quiet kindle]

we don’t have that here 💔

[restive plank]

na na na na na I got wingslop

[quiet kindle]

everyone keeps saying hot honey rub is the best

like bro bring it over here then smh

[restive plank]

I think the spice wherever you are is just shit

No offence

It probably ain’t kicking

[quiet kindle]

Umm how is that the case? or maybe i just have good spice tolerance

[restive plank]

[quiet kindle]

no

[stark steppe]

@ashen girder

[ashen girder]

hi tm!!

[dusky grove]

that snacking i was talking with derrik yesterday now I wanna get something

[restive plank]

I oudda put your wingstop outta business…

[flint sparrow]

chonk

[stark steppe]

Hruuu

[ashen girder]

HEY

[ashen girder]

not bad! boutta play some rivals.Hows u?

[quiet kindle]

i’ve had genuine spice, and i love it.

i eat high spice levels from all restaurants i go to

[flint sparrow]

don't yell

[restive plank]

Alright guys I decided to add large fries and 6pc nuggets to my order

[quiet kindle]

it makes my ass burn but i love it

[dusky grove]

@vapid nacelle only omanis make the best chips

[stark steppe]

Im good! Waiting on drakes album to drop and playing rocketd keague!

[restive plank]

Maybe it’s your spice tolerance after all

[quiet kindle]

yes :)

[dusky grove]

do you have daves in the uk

trust its soooo good

[restive plank]

How much longer

[quiet kindle]

yeah but is overpriced i’m not going there

[ashen girder]

nice man! enjoy rocket league

[restive plank]

wait what

[stark steppe]

May 15

[flint sparrow]

family made in the USA

[dusky grove]

their food almost killed me

[restive plank]

Near my birthday…

[quiet kindle]

i’m not spending £20 for 2 ‘sliders’ and waffle fries lmao

[quiet kindle]

how omg

[stark steppe]

Yeah i told drake

[quiet kindle]

bro i just hate when shops do waffle fries

[dusky grove]

theres export brands

[restive plank]

Ty!

[quiet kindle]

who tf wants to eat waffle fries

do i look like a child

[stark steppe]

Np

[restive plank]

gods plan, gods plan

[dusky grove]

I ate 2 whole carolina reaper chicken sandwiches

[quiet kindle]

serve normal fries smh

[dusky grove]

they were a scoville of 2 mil

[quiet kindle]

omfg wtf

[dusky grove]

and I signed a waiver

[quiet kindle]

whyy

[quiet kindle]

LMAO

[restive plank]

Scotch buffet whiskey poured fries deluxe

[dusky grove]

i thought they were bullshitting

[flint sparrow]

I don't like spicy

[dusky grove]

but it was actually Carolina reaper 😭

[flint sparrow]

I like the small spicy

[restive plank]

How did you handle it

[dusky grove]

burned my mouth 20 mins nonstop

[restive plank]

WAIT

@dusky grove we're both doing CS!

[flint sparrow]

did your toilet handle it tho

[dusky grove]

to be more specific its software engineering major but its a branch of cs so yes twin

[restive plank]

Any tips

It’s my first year of uni

[dusky grove]

i didn't die at the toilet

[restive plank]

First semester

[dusky grove]

just a stomach ache

[dusky grove]

uuuhhhh

survive math

first 2 years are ass

but last two are the best

[flint sparrow]

ew math

[dusky grove]

cuz its just coding

[flint sparrow]

hi lum

[dusky grove]

i just finished calc II with a 91 or sm

[vapid nacelle]

do you want the normal reply or the chatgpt reply

[dusky grove]

worst class ever

[dusky grove]

chatgpt

your human slop bores me

[quiet kindle]

holy heck do u guys still play that game

i can’t wait for november ongggg

[dusky grove]

its fun to with my irl friends occasionally we troll

[quiet kindle]

also darkcs have good news

i

[dusky grove]

yes

[quiet kindle]

i have some news

i will be transferring to graphic design in uni

:D

[restive plank]

I got a 1/30 on my mid-term exam

[dusky grove]

seeee told u

[restive plank]

what do I do

[dusky grove]

follow what u love

[restive plank]

/serious

[quiet kindle]

so hopefully my mental health will be saved

[quiet kindle]

yayayay

[restive plank]

[quiet kindle]

and i’m happy bc

it can help me go into film too

probably better too

[dusky grove]

khan academy. i dont attend any lectures cuz i hate my profs and just khan academy or organic chemistry tutor for math

[restive plank]

I got “free” 10pc

[restive plank]

Wdym Khan academy

[quiet kindle]

i was told by someone who did film that the industry isn’t looking for filmmakers rn they’re looking for ppl with creativity who can express themselves in different ways and that’s where i think my artistic skills can come into play better

[dusky grove]

are you specifically graphics design or multimedia

youre made to do what you love and who says you cant do filmmaking or graphics still

you can freelance

[quiet kindle]

the course is graphic design but i’ll hopefully be doing video editing stuff too

[dusky grove]

im a freelance motion graphics designer and vid editor rn ever since I quit my job loool

[quiet kindle]

really pmg???

how do u make money?!

that’s so so cool!

[dusky grove]

by task

[quiet kindle]

i’d love to do that ahh

[restive plank]

so this is what I’m getting 🥀

[dusky grove]

i also work with a group of ppl who make this fangame

[restive plank]

Let’s get fat!

[quiet kindle]

i really want a job

[restive plank]

[dusky grove]

as the ui/ux

[quiet kindle]

the prices AHAT??

[dusky grove]

at least its a coke zero

🥹

[restive plank]

Australian dollars

[restive plank]

and not a diet…

[quiet kindle]

18 dollars for 6 nuggets and FRIES??

[quiet kindle]

that’s wild tho

[restive plank]

It’s a large meal

[dusky grove]

they're the same thing, just different sweetener so different flavor

[quiet kindle]

that ain’t large baby

that’s 6 nuggets

that’s a happy meal

😭

[long harness]

wtf $1 per nugget

[restive plank]

They want you to buy a bigger size

[dusky grove]

i hate when mfs say large drink cuz i got scammed so hard here

[restive plank]

Also I asked for tips btw

[dusky grove]

the small was the same as te large

[long harness]

why is sauce a whole buck more holy scam

[restive plank]

That’s only for the Big Mac sauce without a meal

it’s usually $0.30

[long harness]

where is this lol wtf

[restive plank]

Australia uber eats

[dusky grove]

for the math? i did tell u that already yeah. and other tips when involving code is you should do a project of ur own on ur freetime. my freetime i was working on my delta modulation DAW

its funn

[long harness]

ahh makes sense, drivers gotta go through giant spiders and angry kangaroos

[dusky grove]

thats how u learn tbh. just reading and learning code but not making anything is not good

do smth like a little project

[restive plank]

Do you think I can still manage to get a masters degree in compsci or have I already flunked due to getting 1/30 on discrete maths

[dusky grove]

yeah its not the end you can get help from khan academy, ur prof, or just vids on yt like organic chemistry tutor

i suck at math

[restive plank]

In my defence I’ve been watching 0 lectures and doing no work but plan to start today

[dusky grove]

but this is my only way i could do it

[restive plank]

Ohhh isn’t Khan Academy that online tutoring thing? Or the YouTuber? I forgot

[dusky grove]

yeahhh if theres actually good lectures take the opportunity to watch it

[dusky grove]

its like an online site for free where you do modules and learn math from vid tutorials

[restive plank]

Yep

[dusky grove]

the guy is really good at explaining

[restive plank]

So I can still get my masters degree?

I need like 80s

[dusky grove]

yeahh

[restive plank]

for high distinction

[restive plank]

tysm

[dusky grove]

you dont necessarily need a masters just stick to a bachelor's

its your skillset, not the degree

[restive plank]

I want a masters :(

[dusky grove]

in the market

[restive plank]

okay then

[dusky grove]

yeahhh but being honest

[restive plank]

bachelors it is

[dusky grove]

if u just know alot of coding and have alot of experience

[restive plank]

They want that

[dusky grove]

then u can even have the chance to get a job before u graduate

[restive plank]

They could care less about the degree

[dusky grove]

yeahhh yk alec

one of the senior mods

[restive plank]

It just shows that I have a certificate for knowing something

[dusky grove]

hes a software engineer without a degree

[restive plank]

I’m not aware

[restive plank]

oh I think I know

Don’t some jobs want you to have a degree?

[stark steppe]

@dusky grove i want kids but im starting to think twice

Looks like hell to raise

[restive plank]

like they won’t accept you unless you have a degree?

[dusky grove]

some do some dont

[restive plank]

• skills?

[stark steppe]

Or ppl cant raise kids

[dusky grove]

but my dad

[restive plank]

Hmm

[stark steppe]

In my street

[dusky grove]

whos a senior software engineer and manager

[stark steppe]

They are annoying as fuck

[dusky grove]

he told me that

[restive plank]

Oh

[dusky grove]

in his decades of career, not one employer asked him about his degree

[stark steppe]

@spring tangle how do i teach my kid manners later

[dusky grove]

they didn't care less

[restive plank]

It depends on the environment they’re grown up in imo

I’m not an adult but this is what I personally believe

[dusky grove]

depends how theyre raised

[stark steppe]

The parents Just lets them go outside and let them do everything they want

[restive plank]

Their environment and how they're raised will somewhat contribute to their mind

[tall solar]

Tea minkeeeeey

[dusky grove]

if you give them an iPad and be privelaging rather than the good "love but show expectations" then youre gonna flop

[cursive oasis]

Yoo

[dusky grove]

you should balance with kids

love them dearly but also expect from them

[stark steppe]

They kept destroying my mom plants

[restive plank]

Yeah I thought my friends were cool for that but then they piss off their parents for going across the state when they have exams the next day and I hear that they’re drinking and smoking and whatever

[stark steppe]

She said 20x to stop it

[restive plank]

And then I realise maybe it wasn’t a bad idea

[stark steppe]

And then i went outside and i kegit told them to fuck off before i get mad

I didnt know what to do

[dusky grove]

yeahhh see

[restive plank]

IMO sometimes you gotta give them an iPad or something to keep them focused

[crisp finch]

anyone wanna play with me and get money or just do something im good

[ivory lark]

A fly flew directly into my eyelashes, I'm charging this mf with reckless driving

[restive plank]

just so that they stop crying or so that you have time to do other things

[restive plank]

$300 fine

[paper finch]

Drive safe pls

[dusky grove]

@restive plank if anything helps, I absolutely suck at math and have always been bad at it even in highschool, but really the key is not being good, just having the right resources to learn it in a friendly manner

universities treat math within the weed out culture, which means to filter out students who cant dedicate themselves so only the students who are committed to their degree will make it to graduation and enter the market.

[glass vale]

200mp main with the biggest sensor size and aperture of any smartphone, 200 mp telephoto(3x), 50mp(10x) and a 50 mp ultrawide

[stark steppe]

@dusky grove and the 2 kids was 8 years old but this may be me but when the parents dont say anything after we complaining 20x im gonna go and curse then tf out and tell them to leave

[glass vale]

and the biggest apreture and sensor size applies to almost all of the lenses

[stark steppe]

I love myself

[dusky grove]

you should throw grilled chicken at them

[stark steppe]

OMG YES

[glass vale]

yo you see the new ep

[stark steppe]

@dusky grove should i tell em next time fuck off before i send choco to your house😭

[stark parcel]

Relatable

[glass vale]

my boy mark got traumatized

[dusky grove]

theyre 8 years old they probably are iPad kids tell them if they dont fuck off then you will send triple T to beat them up

[restive plank]

@dusky grove so can a bachelor be considered to be par with someone with a PhD?

[dusky grove]

if the phd dude is an idiot and has an empty portfolio and the bachelor dude has a whole arsenal of skills and work, whos gonna get hired

[restive plank]

I work in retail and I have to deal with toddlers screaming 67

[stark parcel]

[stark parcel]

They're everywhere now

[restive plank]

What if the phd has the same as the bachelor but the difference is the title

[dusky grove]

I view the masters program as just a scam for money its expensive as hell

[restive plank]

Bro they don’t shut up sometimes

[stark steppe]

And like i get it they are kids but after destroying so much in our frontyard and we tell the parents to tell them to stop i feel like im allowed to curse and be mad imo

[dusky grove]

could be up to 100k usd

for that shit

[restive plank]

It’s different here, a lot cheaper

You only pay $5000 AUD a semester

And there’s 2 semesters a year

[stark parcel]

Sometimes I just want to punch them, but ik their parents will start raging like prime Broly

[upper turtle]

thank you for your service 🫡

[dusky grove]

it wont matter, theyre gonna look at each individual technical skills

[restive plank]

Bachelors is 3 years, masters is +1 year

so you’re basically paying $44,000

[dusky grove]

masters is outrageous

[restive plank]

wait no

My brain

Ack

[stark steppe]

Yk the 67 meme i dont really mind it as meme but i hate when ppl bring it up in a normal convo when someone says the letters 67

[restive plank]

Me too…

[turbid zinc]

I came first in my school
Now what?

[cursive oasis]

@quaint nebula

Yo dms.

[dusky grove]

yeah same here

its pretty much the same as most universities around the world

[restive plank]

Ty now I don’t feel as stupid I guess

[stark steppe]

Imagien if lumbago has kids

[restive plank]

Just difference prices ig

Guys I haven’t found an uber driver to collect my food yet

And ngl my eyes are getting heavy

[stark parcel]

You gotta think of smth else before letting the voices out

[restive plank]

I might sleep before it even arrives

[dusky grove]

Hes gonna name the first juan and the second huan

And the third nauj

[stark steppe]

Juan
Miguel
Choco
Russia

[stark parcel]

4am

[restive plank]

the parents usually tell their kid to stfu if they say 67

[restive plank]

12 more minutes…

My eyes

I think I’m starting to sleep

[dusky grove]

And #include <iostream>

[stark parcel]

Unfortunately not all the times and everywhere

[torn tulip]

I didn't know this could be a problem

[restive plank]

Are you still looking for Angels voice actor

[stark parcel]

You'll fall asleep with the Uber driver banging on your door

[restive plank]

I remember you since the update came out

[restive plank]

nah they never bang

[torn tulip]

Always looking

[restive plank]

They just leave it at the door and take a pic then leave

[restive plank]

I love your pfp so much

[dusky grove]

i worked at a restaurant and didnt had to deal w much

usually

[stark parcel]

Wow

[dusky grove]

chammaks

loud ass babies

etc

[torn tulip]

I love my own pfp too

[restive plank]

My cat growls at the uber drivers

[stark parcel]

LOL

Your cat knows they're bad

[restive plank]

I think it’s because of the green vest they wear

not sure

[restive plank]

grrr

she gets it from me grrrr

[dusky grove]

uber has never been relevant cuz the dominant rides are abu dhabi/dubai taxi

[stark parcel]

Hmm, maybe, have you checked by wearing smth green or similar to it

[dusky grove]

when u at the road

only a min and youll find a taxi

theyre scattered

[restive plank]

@dusky grove @stark parcel bro an uber driver has been found but the satisfaction rate is 82% I’m cooked

[stark parcel]

Oh shit

I mean

[dusky grove]

82% isnt that bad

[restive plank]

400 deliveries only

[stark parcel]

It's 4am soon

[restive plank]

That’s bad

Most people here spam 5 stars

[stark parcel]

They're being too nice

[restive plank]

Keep me awake

[stark parcel]

[restive plank]

I gave my uber driver $10 tip because he was making me laugh in the backseat a TON

[stark parcel]

Sure watch this

[restive plank]

like I was crying from how hard I was laughing

[stark parcel]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-funny-cat-cat-funny-cat-flashbang-flashbang-gif-8479999063609699416

[torn tulip]

Why wouldn't you give 5 star if your food got delivered in time in good condition

[restive plank]

and told him that he was the best uber driver I’ve ever had

[restive plank]

That’s my cat 🐈

[stark parcel]

That's a good tip

[long harness]

never tip

[restive plank]

I was tearing up 😭

[restive plank]

I rarely tip

[stark parcel]

I would, but if smth ain't good, no cinco estrelas

[restive plank]

basically never

But that was a once in a lifetime thing

[dusky grove]

dont tip your uber driver

tip your landlord

[stark parcel]

Yeah he definitely had you in the bag

[restive plank]

I live with parents

[restive plank]

He was rubbing his hands together

mwahahaha

[stark parcel]

[dusky grove]

im leaving the country in 3 months 😭

[restive plank]

what country

[dusky grove]

leaving uae

[stark parcel]

Bro is saying byebye

[restive plank]

gl

[dusky grove]

getting my own place too soooo

tipping my landlord

[unique haven]

what's up guys

[restive plank]

@dusky grove this uber driver did compsci or something and he struggled to find a job because they all kept saying that he was over qualified

He told me about it

[dusky grove]

that happens

[stark parcel]

Oof

[dusky grove]

when I was looking for internships

[unique haven]

anyone wanna play gta onligne?

[restive plank]

What do you do in that situation

[stark parcel]

Yo

[dusky grove]

one person said I was overqualified

[stark parcel]

[restive plank]

Don’t they want someone who knows stuff?

[dusky grove]

but after applying to more i got accepted

[stark parcel]

#gta-online @unique haven

And ask in LFg

[dusky grove]

more skills means they would have to pay more

some corpo scum are greedy and dont wanna pay more

so they say overqualified

[restive plank]

Bro I would work for like $30 AUD an hour max/min

[unique haven]

my bad thx

[stark parcel]

No problem

[restive plank]

Just let me work

[dusky grove]

ok so even tho that happens just keep going

I got overqualified from one job

but kept going

and got into an internship

for uni

its in summer

[stark parcel]

Dedicated woman

[restive plank]

Do internships start first year or second?

I know it’s different

[dusky grove]

realistically anytime but usually 2nd or 3rd

[restive plank]

My life goal, I kid you not, is to just be able to work in the industry

[dusky grove]

or 4th even

[restive plank]

Like that’s literally it

If I can work, I will be complete

[dusky grove]

i just wanna be a fullstack

[stark parcel]

I also just wanna work ngl

[restive plank]

I wanna be making at least $70,000 aud take home

[dusky grove]

i cant do freelance forever

the money is good yeah but

[restive plank]

hell I’ll take $50,000

[dusky grove]

its volatile af

anything can happen

[restive plank]

it’s better than retail

I fucking hate retail and my store manager

[dusky grove]

retail is a pain in the ass

but I never was a retail person I was a restaurant worker

across many places

[restive plank]

And I feel like the managers are too young

Like mid 20s

that’s young right?

[glass vale]

at first I thought thats not a lot but then I saw that its take home

[stark parcel]

It is quite young

[restive plank]

Yeah as in after tax

isn’t that what take home means?

[glass vale]

ye I get it

[glass vale]

ye

[restive plank]

It’s the standard in this industry

so

yeah

I think at least

In the US they’ll pay you a bajillion dollars

it’s insane

[glass vale]

for what?

[restive plank]

Imagine making $40 usd an hour..

Holy smokes

[restive plank]

For doing computer tick tack stuff

[stark parcel]

How much is that in €

[glass vale]

I see

[restive plank]

I told my dad, why would I wanna be working your labour demanding job

[stark parcel]

Gotta check that

[restive plank]

If I can live relaxed

In an office

And make more moolah

[glass vale]

prolly 35 or 30

35

[stark parcel]

That's insanely good

[glass vale]

where's the star

[glass vale]

I meant 35

[stark parcel]

35 is still pretty good for an hour

[restive plank]

@dusky grove my food is about to arrive

[glass vale]

ye

fucking hell man I hate samsung keyboard

I'm gonna switch to gboard

[dusky grove]

at least it aint arbys

[stark parcel]

Whys ghat

[restive plank]

We don’t have that here

[stark parcel]

Nvm I see why

[restive plank]

Or chipotle

[glass vale]

too many typos

[restive plank]

Or sonic

Or any of the goodies

No In n Out

[stark parcel]

Yeah I keep making them agree

[glass vale]

and really shitty auto correct

[stark parcel]

ASWELL

[stark parcel]

You keep saying everything that happens to me

[glass vale]

I tried to type bullshit 5 times before and kept autocorrecting to bullwhip

[stark parcel]

Bulletin

[upper turtle]

on god

let me swear goddammit

[stark parcel]

That's what I get

[glass vale]

lmao

[stark parcel]

English keyboard and French word

[stark parcel]

Roblox rephrase be like

[glass vale]

at least on an iPhone after three times of going back and forth it stops trying to autocorrect

[thorny gyro]

Im on ps5 is there anyone that can help me get money because ive had to make a new gta account

[pliant current]

@thorny gyro, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #ps5｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #ps5｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #ps5｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #ps5｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #ps5｜other-lfg

Requested by: @stark parcel

[stark parcel]

[restive plank]

My Maccas is here @dusky grove @stark parcel @quiet kindle

[stark parcel]

YOOO LET'S GO

[restive plank]

You’d think they’d know…

[glass vale]

oh you're Australian

[stark parcel]

They never di

Do

[glass vale]

makes sense

[restive plank]

Alr I’m gonna go eat

brb yall

[stark steppe]

@glass vale i have a question right

[glass vale]

what are you doing up this early?

[stark parcel]

Cya enjoy your meal

[tidal yacht]

Enjoy yo food

[glass vale]

anyways enjoy your food

[glass vale]

ye?

[stark steppe]

So my nephew

Bought a moniter

Or pc

Idk

And

It has a crazy ton of fps

But then i thought

Can your brain even

Handle the fps

Can your brain proces fast enough

How much fps do we have

I know you're very smart you should know

[undone crystal]

what is that profile picture. oh

[thorny gyro]

My son did it

[tidal yacht]

No rest for the wicked (4:11 am)

[glass vale]

no clue man

[stark parcel]

Yall really don't like to sleep

[tidal yacht]

I can’t so I make sure I won’t

[stark parcel]

Fair enough

[glass vale]

little Epstein Jr?

[tidal yacht]

I’ll crash by the arvo

[glass vale]

my laptop is fucked

first it was my pc and now my laptop

damn

[tidal yacht]

Damn bro, luck is NOT on your side

[restive plank]

gosh

[glass vale]

ye sometimes it feels like it

[restive plank]

Guys it was somewhat worth it

[glass vale]

maybe it repairs itself the next day idk

it's def due to overheating

[restive plank]

The chips were NOT fresh it was like cardboard @stark parcel

But I ate all 16 nuggets

And the burger

gg

[tidal yacht]

Maybe give it a break and let it cool down

[restive plank]

I miss when I went to the gym 🥀

grr Maccas slop can go away

[stark parcel]

Holy you ate everything

[restive plank]

Tried to

The chips were so fucking hard

they weren’t fresh at all

Damn those 16 year old Maccas workers

[stark steppe]

@restive plank look angel went without us☹️

[long heath]

god damn i thought i heard somethin 😭😭

[restive plank]

I’m an angel who lost their wings

[stark parcel]

Sometimes I like them crunchy

[long heath]

camaro out of hell just pulled up outta nowhere

[stark parcel]

It just depends how good they taste

[stark steppe]

Lets buy new ones

[restive plank]

But my cat says hi

[restive plank]

No I mean they were hard because they were left out for hours and hours

[stark parcel]

[stark parcel]

Oh…

[stark steppe]

Omg this is so cute!

[stark parcel]

How much did you rate the delivery guy

[restive plank]

Yeah, both fries were the same

It’s ridiculous

[stark parcel]

[restive plank]

Delivery guy was peak, no spills

[stark parcel]

Stupid

[stark steppe]

Stop itttt

[stark parcel]

Great then

[stark parcel]

Cuteness overload

[stark steppe]

AWWWW🤭

[restive plank]

It’s just kids earning minimum wage throwing shit across their stoves or wtv I bet

[stark parcel]

Yeah I bet

They be cooking everything at the same time

They unfroze rests from yesterday and stuff

[restive plank]

Ewww

[stark parcel]

That would be insane (some do that)

If I get to know that, I am NEVER eating from there again

[restive plank]

This is how much I value my uniform

I throw it to the floor

Fuck that shit

grrrrr

[stark parcel]

Wow

Okay I see you girl

Next time throw it as soon as you get to eat

[restive plank]

rebel girrrrl 🗣️ 🗣️

[stark parcel]

Or when he's gone

[restive plank]

rofl

Im planning on buying these sometime soon

They’re like $240 AUD

including shipping

[stark parcel]

You're gonna gain like 20cm with this

[restive plank]

REAL

I’m 5'2 or smth

Last I checked I was about 160cm

[stark parcel]

Thank God you gave me the cm version

[restive plank]

I’m Aussie dw

[glossy hollow]

_ _

[vapid nacelle]

aussie mention 🗣️

[warped hazel]

Zelo

[stark parcel]

1.80cm with those

[vapid nacelle]

are you awake rn

[restive plank]

I think they’re like 3.5 or 4.5 inches tall

I also have prescribed soles

[stark parcel]

..

[restive plank]

so I’m hoping they’ll fit in those shoes

[stark parcel]

You just wanna be tall

[restive plank]

it’s for concerts

[stark steppe]

@vapid nacelle

[ivory lark]

They got rocket boosters underneath?

[restive plank]

YES

rocket league irl

[stark steppe]

@vapid nacelle

[stark parcel]

Oooh

[ivory lark]

What a save

[long harness]

im confused where the feet is supposed to be, do u have snubby feet or

[restive plank]

chat has been disabled for 3 seconds…

[restive plank]

I’m flat foot unfortunately

[stark parcel]

I got chat banned

[long harness]

oh this is a flatfoot thing?

[restive plank]

no

[restive plank]

but my prescribed soles help my feet

That’s why I’m hoping I can put them in

[long harness]

orthopedic shoes

[restive plank]

[rigid parrot]

oo

[stark parcel]

Dsyum

[restive plank]

Everyone in Aus is magically 180cm so I’ll actually be above shoulder height for once

[stark parcel]

350$ ticket

[restive plank]

Early access though

[stark parcel]

Smart

[restive plank]

You’ll be like in the front on the floor

[stark parcel]

Ahh makes sense

[restive plank]

I would’ve gotten regular floor tickets but they were sold out

And I didn’t wanna be stuck in a seat

I wanna move those hips

[stark parcel]

[thorny patrol]

[restive plank]

Like expressing myself with the music type of way

[stark parcel]

Dancing

Mhm

[restive plank]

yes

[mighty raft]

Does anyone know any good ai like chat gpt and Claude other than Gemini

[restive plank]

just go with the flow

[restive plank]

holy

use brain

Brain is good AI

[stark parcel]

Notebook ai

[restive plank]

[mighty raft]

hey there's some stuff I don't know

[stark parcel]

Thanks Lester ik

[restive plank]

no it’s not that, I’m just shocked

[stark parcel]

Actually use Lester as an AI

[restive plank]

[stark parcel]

I think that's what he's trynna say

[restive plank]

30 seconds left before your trial ends, don’t doodle!

[dusky grove]

congrats

[mighty raft]

so he can take 90% credit of my work

[restive plank]

The chips were shit but everything else was bomb and I feel tired now

[stark parcel]

I was gonna say trail

[restive plank]

Grrr

[stark parcel]

Trial i mean

[mighty raft]

Shocked from what

[stark parcel]

You're getting my brain confused

[restive plank]

Asking for the best AI or wtv

[stark parcel]

90% of the info

[mighty raft]

what's wrong with that

[restive plank]

I wanna copy that outfit so bad

[mighty raft]

Gemini is so dumb

[restive plank]

She’s so cute

[restive plank]

Idk why can’t you do your own stuff

[stark parcel]

Gemini was smart and its gotten stupid recently

[restive plank]

What are you using it for anyway?

[stark parcel]

I think they nerfed my boy gemini

[mighty raft]

Yeah

[robust oracle]

Is this not the most sexy food pic ever

[restive plank]

Yeah that’s what I had

[stark parcel]

[restive plank]

My mum made me this but with Greek yogurt

[thorny patrol]

Death

Is when you go from this life

[restive plank]

Idk the name of it

[thorny patrol]

Thank you

[mighty raft]

I am using it to keep my checklists,watch lists, and some very hard questions

[stark parcel]

RL tm8s have to be studied

[robust oracle]

It's amazing on its own but you can add sauce and mayo to taste

[stark parcel]

Nah, keep it that way