community

[tight linden]

U have no idea

[minor panther]

i needa find a place that can acid dip an podwer coat a 20ft long car frame

[paper finch]

Dijken

[proud plover]

OMG yes i always see clips of it on yt TYSM

done THANK YOU DIVA

[long prawn]

[proud plover]

✍️

[tight linden]

ok son

[long prawn]

??

[tight linden]

Sorry

[heavy sable]

iight chat im here

party can start now

[long prawn]

[tight linden]

[long prawn]

https://tenor.com/view/who-is-this-gif-4011795153273257473

[heavy sable]

https://tenor.com/view/muscles-flex-strong-man-gif-9667735817216185709

[vague helm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1408695900393443341/1462695696946692117/IMG_7213.gif

[proud plover]

tictac in the house🤪🤪

[minor hill]

lmk how it is, only 15 eps so u could finish it in a day😭

[long prawn]

[heavy sable]

wassup marshmellow

[tight linden]

[proud plover]

better than a series with 20 seasons😭i have so many unfinished shows from the 2000s-2010s bc of how much they DRAGGG it

[tight linden]

Your Unc

[long prawn]

ok im out for tn gn place

[minor hill]

nightnight

[proud plover]

goodnight my good short friend

[proud plover]

ur gramps

[long prawn]

im all pretty in bed bro

[minor hill]

the 15 eps are so strong and just so chaotic i think ull love it

[dim sparrow]

you’re

[long prawn]

[minor hill]

when are you not all pretty bro

[proud plover]

📸

[tight linden]

I will beat u with a fish

[dim sparrow]

Gn king

[proud plover]

no leave my twin

[dim sparrow]

cap 🧢

[tight linden]

Wow I thought we wore friends

[tight linden]

Meat

[proud plover]

we are but he my twin since the start 🤞

[dim sparrow]

[tight linden]

No pizza for u

[proud plover]

thats fine i got popcorn rn

[tight linden]

I steal

[dim sparrow]

bro prolly puts pineapple on his pizza

[river reef]

Gimme sum

[tight linden]

Yes

[proud plover]

anyone disrespect you again ill slap them out

[proud plover]

OMG yes ofc

[dim sparrow]

dats gang ik u always got my back

[river reef]

Ok hot take

Pineapple is good on pizza
BUT only on specific topping combos

[heavy sable]

execute this man

[upper token]

HOOTY

HOOTY

[heavy sable]

immediately

[river reef]

Y'all never had Hawaiian Pizza?

[tight linden]

Yes

[heavy sable]

hawaiian pizza ass

[dim sparrow]

nah twin

I can’t get behind this

[heavy sable]

pineapple mixed with pizza is ass

melody knows what’s up

[tiny atlas]

hawaiian pizza ass

[tight linden]

https://tenor.com/view/foghorn-leghorn-spank-beat-beating-gif-12866723695374477811

[heavy sable]

u get it

[tight linden]

https://tenor.com/view/miss-you-tom-and-jerry-gif-12587005703720671909

[proud plover]

ofc goat anythin u need🤝

[heavy sable]

https://tenor.com/view/musket-firing-musket-firing-squad-war-gif-27646902

[dim sparrow]

real

[river reef]

Pepperoni isn't the only flavor yk

[upper token]

I DID IT

[proud plover]

stop hitting people

[upper token]

@sterile raft

[tight linden]

No

[dim sparrow]

Hawaiian pizza gotta be the worst shit ever invented

[upper token]

https://tenor.com/view/alysa-liu-alyaliu-that's-what-i'm-talking-about-free-skate-olympics-gif-6076457444559818108

[heavy sable]

u can do pepperoni, sausage, ham, peppers, onions

[dim sparrow]

I don’t know what bro was thinking when he slapped pineapple on ts

[tiny atlas]

hawaiian pizza haters rise up

[river reef]

Instead he should start hitting on people instead

[heavy sable]

you can even do mushrooms and i won’t fuss

[tight linden]

I will spank u

[heavy sable]

but touch a pineapple to my pizza and i’m nuking the city

[tight linden]

I will also spank u again

[dim sparrow]

I don’t consent

[proud plover]

genius over here chat

[tight linden]

https://tenor.com/view/understandable-have-nice-day-have-a-great-day-have-a-good-day-nice-gif-20850110

[river reef]

BBQ pizza?

[heavy sable]

acceptable

[proud plover]

@heavy sable is available for hitting on

[heavy sable]

i’ve enjoyed a bbq chicken pizza in my time

[heavy sable]

says who

[minor panther]

bbq chicken pizza good

[proud plover]

um

not me..

[tight linden]

No thanks today I rest

[heavy sable]

[minor hill]

adding pineapple to pizza is like adding watermelon to burgers bro

just doesnt work

[proud plover]

NO tictaco

[minor panther]

chicken alfredo is also good pizza

[heavy sable]

exactly

[heavy sable]

it’s okay marshmellow

[river reef]

Bbq pizzas has pineapples yk

Also people are preparing it WRONG ur not supposed to throw and entire fuckin chunk onto it

[heavy sable]

i’ve never ever ever had bbq pizza with pineapples

[tiny atlas]

yea no the lil diced pineapples don't do it for me neither

[minor panther]

idk what kinda bbq pizza you gettin that has pineapples on it

[minor hill]

add a slice of pineapple to my pizza and im rocking your shi

[heavy sable]

bbq chicken peppers onions sometimes bacon

[minor hill]

dont spit on my food like that

[minor hill]

🤤

[heavy sable]

once they accidentally gave me a pineapple pizza

i served 10 years for that

[river reef]

Damn y'all are too into social norms

[tiny atlas]

worth

[minor panther]

chicken bacon ranch pizza is fire af

[river reef]

Mayonnaise on pizza

[heavy sable]

also ass

[river reef]

No wait hear me out

Sour cream and onion pizza

[tiny atlas]

social norms or my functioning taste buds man

[heavy sable]

next u gonna say some shit like sour cream on pizza

fucking called it

[minor hill]

😭

[heavy sable]

bro is ragebaiting at this point

[river reef]

I love sour cream and onion ok 😭😭

[dim sparrow]

on god bro

[river reef]

I swear I am not

[dim sparrow]

[minor panther]

someone call the looney bin this guy is insane

[cursive fox]

my 2 mf friends drank 3 cups of black coffee just to convince me that it was coca cola 😭

[river reef]

I'm dead serious

[heavy sable]

i promise it’s okay to just have cheese sauce and bread man😭😭

u don’t need to reinvent pizza

[dim sparrow]

I can see sour cream and onion as like a dip on the side

But not on the fuckin pizza

😭

[river reef]

Okok hear me out
Guac pizza

[primal elm]

Happy 420 everyone

[heavy sable]

honestly it’s the best idea you’ve had so far

[minor panther]

this guy needa go to the loony bin for sure

[heavy sable]

i can see a world with guac added to pizza

still probably not the best but i mean

[minor panther]

hell nah

[heavy sable]

better than pineapple

[dim sparrow]

would have to be added after it’s cooked tho

surely we not eating baked guac

[river reef]

Ngl I have a menace idea

[heavy sable]

yeah it would have to be some type of modified pizza

[tiny atlas]

we're not eating baked guac bro

[heavy sable]

scared

[heavy sable]

😭😭

[minor hill]

guys

is 0.999 considered a 1

[hard wing]

no

[minor panther]

no

[hard wing]

its 0.999

[heavy sable]

not .999 itself but .999 repeating is

[stark steppe]

🧊 🧊 🧊

[minor hill]

okay well 0.999…

[hard wing]

i eman

[minor hill]

is that considered 1

[heavy sable]

yes

[tiny atlas]

depends

[river reef]

Pizza with some kinda meat

But then all the spiciest shit on it im talking Jalapenos,Peppers,etc

[stark steppe]

Was that again for a video the parking lot full of ice

[heavy sable]

yeah i would fuck w that

[minor panther]

peppers are not spicey

[stark steppe]

@heavy sable when are we going to all you can eat

[heavy sable]

depends on the pepper

[river reef]

Ghost peppers and sh like that tho

Pepper x

[hard wing]

huh

[stark steppe]

RU DUMB?

[heavy sable]

.999 repeating is 1 for all practical purposes

[stark steppe]

This

[heavy sable]

just like .333 repeating is 1/3

[minor hill]

@stark steppe

[hard wing]

yeah

[heavy sable]

that’s why .3 repeating times 3 is 1

[stark steppe]

Why is there feet on your pfp

[dim sparrow]

0.9 recurring represents 1 yes

[hard wing]

i only got 4 hours of sleep dont yell at me

[tiny atlas]

i got a cursed pizza for you
pizza hut x lao gan ma collab

[heavy sable]

jesus

[stark steppe]

Kendrick lamar

[dim sparrow]

This is fire

[minor hill]

need this bro

amazing crossover episode

[river reef]

That doesn't sound bad

[hard wing]

when are we hopping again

[minor panther]

as long as there isnt pineapple on it

[heavy sable]

whenever we got 4

[river reef]

Oh god no what did I just find

[hard wing]

so never

[tight linden]

Meow

[dim sparrow]

No

[tight linden]

Diabetes

[heavy sable]

honestly pie crust and all ts doesn’t seem bad

[hard wing]

we are not starting this

[minor panther]

thats not pizza

[minor hill]

see you soon😉

[river reef]

Lobster pizza

[heavy sable]

i would try it

[dim sparrow]

horrifying but I’d rather eat this than a Hawaiian pizza

[tiny atlas]

that's a health risk

[river reef]

Honestly how fancy can you make a pizza

[minor hill]

this isnt even that bad

just a big pancake with a hint of diabetes

[nimble jay]

Caviar lobster truffle pizza

[heavy sable]

lobster pizza with like a thin cocktail sauce as the base and some type of complimentary cheese and butter added

[river reef]

Cryptic I have to say for the longest time I thought your PFP was the skin Megalodon from Fortnite

[heavy sable]

naw gang it’s verso from e33

aka the goat

[river reef]

https://tenor.com/view/megalo-don-megalo-don-fortnite-get-him-gif-9848530539519736110

[dim sparrow]

Yeaa like garlic butter or some shii

[minor hill]

lebron is not in e33

[river reef]

Thought it was him

[heavy sable]

in my game he is

#lebronmod

[heavy sable]

i see where u can see it

but naw it’s not

[river reef]

"you'll be dead before you conduct your 33rd expedition"

[minor hill]

not canon

[heavy sable]

lebron always canon

[stark steppe]

Oh no

[river reef]

"We're gunna have to stay here at this fort tonight to even have the chance to survive"

[exotic depot]

Bro

Resident of evil is a 7/10 for me

Kinda mid

[river reef]

Man no one likes my oneliners

[upper token]

||Meanwhile grace would stutter her attempted one liners||

[hard wing]

w-w-w-whatthefuck

[dim sparrow]

Nah cap RE 10/10 series

[tight linden]

Meow

[upper turtle]

b-b-b-bingo?

[upper turtle]

oh what the fuck

I love both but combined sounds like a travesty of biblical proportions

[minor panther]

ok how tf yall do the click to reveal text

[upper turtle]

on mobile you just tap on it

[dim sparrow]

do / spoiler

if you’re on mobile

[minor panther]

on pc

[dim sparrow]

or pc I guess will work

too

[paper finch]

Have you done insanity

[hard wing]

no i gave up

[paper finch]

[pseudo turret]

Man this morning is shit

Had such nice weather I thought it wouldnt be freezing

[river reef]

Notice?

Well duh? It's water?

[pseudo turret]

I mean my floors and body wash

[upper turtle]

it was 90+ during the weekend and I just woke up to almost freezing weather

make it make sense

[pseudo turret]

Highest it gets today is 40 and tonight it gets to 24 I think

[dim sparrow]

insanity is lowkey easy or are you doing it with no inf ammo?

[hard wing]

infinite ammo is 50,000cp

i don’t have the patience for that

[dim sparrow]

yes

[hard wing]

i tried doing speed demon

even that wouldnt get me enough for infinite ammo

[dim sparrow]

do an assisted no heals, no blood collector, under 4hrs

that’s enough for inf ammo

+rpg

[hard wing]

impossible

[dim sparrow]

and not a hard run

what

😭

[hard wing]

either way i was using a borrowed copy i already gave it back

[hard wing]

id use one of them instinctively

[dim sparrow]

just don’t pick up heals

[hard wing]

and on my speed demon attempt i got out of rcpd at 3:40

[dim sparrow]

and don’t pick up the blood collector

you can also save whenever you want

which is a W

not like the S+ in the older games

[dim sparrow]

prolly just going for things that you didn’t need idk tbh

[hard wing]

probably

i spent an hour at the medical facility

[dim sparrow]

it did take me a couple of attempts tbh

to get like the routing decent and shit

[dim sparrow]

and the fucking box section in the labs

with like 3 lickers and hella zombies pmo

[minor hill]

alright but have u tried arkham knight on knightmare mode with a broken right hand

[paper finch]

Yes

You’re saying it like it’s hard

[tight linden]

https://tenor.com/view/trembling-beavis-mike-judge-mike-judges-beavis-and-butt-head-s2-e12-gif-17217966469251276352

[solemn crater]

why is he wearing a metallica shirt

[harsh pewter]

Why not

Don't metallica shame that boy now

[solemn crater]

i’m not

[harsh pewter]

Good good

[tight linden]

I don’t fucking know

[minor panther]

6:30 am an im not tired why

[tight linden]

I currently have a cat towering over me

Send help

[solemn crater]

ask

[paper finch]

No

[solemn crater]

lucky you

[paper finch]

It’ll come later in the day

[minor panther]

maybe natural sleep cycle dont exsist

[paper finch]

I woke up at 12, i have to wake up at 6 tomorrow and Wednesday

How

[dim sparrow]

alarm

[minor panther]

CAFFEINE

[paper finch]

It barely functions

[minor panther]

idek if thats how it spelled

[robust oracle]

Morning all

I'm sipping coffee and watching becker

[upper turtle]

morning to you

[robust oracle]

I'll see if I can find a clip of the show I'm watching, it's funny the doctor has a lot of sarcastic anger rants

[solemn crater]

@dim sparrow

[robust oracle]

Imagine Dr Cox from a Scrubs but angry

[solemn crater]

my gpu wasn’t the problem

[upper turtle]

that sounds like house

[solemn crater]

😭😭😭

[heavy sable]

ozzy osborne

[solemn crater]

the ssd was the problem

[dim sparrow]

hello what was your problem 😭😭😭😭

[upper turtle]

this for the pc?

[dim sparrow]

what happened to the SSD

I mean

[solemn crater]

no idea

[hard wing]

i dont remember how many times i walked all the way over to an area thinking i memorized it just to forget an item i need to get past it

[dim sparrow]

That’s good I guess

SSD cheaper than you

gpu

[solemn crater]

they said that they didn’t find a problem with the gpu

but with the ssd

[dim sparrow]

yeah bro that’s currently me on re2r

[solemn crater]

where

[dim sparrow]

sounds like SSD upgrade time

[hard wing]

i wish they brought back dodging from re3r

[solemn crater]

they replaced it

[hard wing]

grace could definitely use it

[solemn crater]

but i’ll probably a new one anyways soon

[dim sparrow]

I’m doing Leon B hardcore s+ no heals

[solemn crater]

hardcore with no heals is brave

[dim sparrow]

I forgot to grab the cog for the clock tower

[dim sparrow]

I have the minion

minion

no gun

minigun

[solemn crater]

ohhh

[upper turtle]

I'm going to assume its for the pc that blew up awhile ago

[solemn crater]

why not the rpg

[robust oracle]

https://youtu.be/MddsXdixLu8?si=QKBmFb3QmgOKPxwb

[solemn crater]

yes.

[dim sparrow]

you need Leon hardcore for RPG I think

[robust oracle]

For context the black guy is blind and runs a news stand. She's the diner owner

[solemn crater]

oh wtf

[dim sparrow]

I did Claire hardcore first

[upper turtle]

leon!

[dim sparrow]

Leon should be easy cos I only need S really

but I’m tryna do s+

[vapid nacelle]

I'm a loyal servant of the emperor

[potent wyvern]

who is the emperor

[vapid nacelle]

miguel

[potent wyvern]

miguelllllllllllllllll

miguel de santa

[solemn crater]

https://open.spotify.com/track/1oTKnx7AgEhA5wUs3Z8rrr?si=piqQHkfOSJunqdZwtadKLg
@dim sparrow

[vapid nacelle]

Miguel Dos Santos

[solemn crater]

i don’t think i ever got s+ in any re?

is it a requirement for some achievement

[potent wyvern]

Miguel Sod dantod

[dim sparrow]

Very good song I like

[vapid nacelle]

get s+ in dmc

[solemn crater]

in what

[vapid nacelle]

dmc

[dim sparrow]

I don’t think so I think only S is a requirement

at least on console

[solemn crater]

[dim sparrow]

idk about steam achievements

[solemn crater]

when new pc

[dim sparrow]

soon trust

I get paid

in 4 days

can run shaders at not 2 fps

[forest shuttle]

Rent is due in 3

[dim sparrow]

please 1 extra day

[forest shuttle]

You get 0.5

[dim sparrow]

I can do that

what a kind landlord

[forest shuttle]

You there

Rent

Now

[vapid nacelle]

dmc

[forest shuttle]

I said rent

[solemn crater]

finally

you need that 5090

[vapid nacelle]

you'll get your rent when you fix this damn door

[sinful nexus]

Whooooop

[forest shuttle]

Bro you dont even have a door

[sinful nexus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1487668623815479328/1495373665091457218/image0.gif

[dim sparrow]

5090 a lil out of my budget lemme be so real

[vapid nacelle]

I do

[forest shuttle]

No you don't

[vapid nacelle]

look over there

[dim sparrow]

Can’t get the 5090 cos I gotta pay rent

[forest shuttle]

I will shave your eyebrows

[vapid nacelle]

🚪

[dim sparrow]

[vapid nacelle]

noob

[dim sparrow]

[sinful nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-meme-hehehe-mwehehe-gif-18358017715551073826

[vapid nacelle]

@forest shuttle build this circuit

[minor panther]

dont you hate went randoms ping you n then just delete the ping right away😑

[vapid nacelle]

@minor panther

[minor panther]

[vapid nacelle]

[proud plover]

[forest shuttle]

Dude why are you getting pinged from everywhere?

[sinful nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/shocked-surprised-gasp-what-cat-shock-gif-635629308990545194

[forest shuttle]

[vapid nacelle]

hop on

[minor panther]

help me god

[forest shuttle]

Im having dinner and gaming tomorrow

[vapid nacelle]

have dinner and game tonight

[forest shuttle]

Have dinner ok

[vapid nacelle]

ok :3

[solemn crater]

smh

lock in

[dim sparrow]

Slide me the 5090

I’ll pay you back in like

elytra’s

[tight linden]

I’ll slide your Hawaiian pizza

[dim sparrow]

I’d rather die

[minor panther]

ewwww

[tight linden]

Okay, both of you are wrong

[dim sparrow]

I’ll throw the pizza back at your face

you’ll be an even more miserable fighter

[minor panther]

id rather not eat for the entire day then eat pineapple on pizza

[tight linden]

I’m about to order some subway

[minor panther]

was about to say

[tight linden]

I’m even going to get pineapple

[minor panther]

i love pineapple but not on pizza

[tight linden]

Rate my subway order

[upper turtle]

banished to having only pineapple on turkey dogs for 10 years

(I couldnt think of a worse combination)

[minor panther]

pineapple on subway wtf

who let you out of the insane asylum

[tight linden]

Joker

[heavy sable]

i fw it

i approve

oh wait i didn’t see the pineapple

nvm

[minor panther]

was about a say you approve of ts

[heavy sable]

it was going rlly good until i took a second look

[minor panther]

im saying insane asylum escape

[heavy sable]

pepperoni, double meet, mozzarella, italian herb bread, all that shit slaps

but why put a pineapple on ts

[tight linden]

Because I like pineapple

[stark parcel]

[minor panther]

no just no

[floral aspen]

PINEAPPLE

WHY IS THERE PINEAPPLE ON YOUR SANDWICH

[minor panther]

that person is insane thats why

[gentle dirge]

2.5$ for a slice of pineapple

[tight linden]

Because pineapple is good

[floral aspen]

@long prawn rate this asap😭😭

[floral aspen]

making the bread all soggy too omdsss😭😭

[robust oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/king-of-the-hill-bobby-smh-shaking-my-head-gif-18269382051844334745

[tight linden]

Pineapple makes everything better

[floral aspen]

exactly.

[floral aspen]

like WHAT

[tight linden]

My sandwich

[minor panther]

i swear you can get a whole dam pineapple for 5$

[heavy sable]

i love pineapple and it’s gotta be in my top 3 fav foods

but have some class people

[floral aspen]

i found a trinidad coin

[heavy sable]

putting it on sandwiches?

PIZZA?

[tight linden]

You’ve always gotta get double cheese they never fucking put enough

[heavy sable]

are u MAD

[floral aspen]

pineapple is yuck

i wish i liked it

[tight linden]

No, I mean a considerable amount of discomfort but not mad

[heavy sable]

lock him up boys

[floral aspen]

guys no

[tight linden]

Don’t worry, my sandwich will protect me

[minor panther]

they a full blow pshycopath

[floral aspen]

my airpods case is at 7%

[heavy sable]

charge it

[tight linden]

It’s payback for not liking pineapple

[heavy sable]

?

[floral aspen]

it’s -7 out and i didn’t bring n a jacket and im gonna be outside all day

[floral aspen]

no outlets

[heavy sable]

ur cooked

[floral aspen]

i’m gonna call my dog to fight you

ITS SO COLD

I BROUUT A BLANKET BUT NOT A JACKET WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME

[fluid cliff]

charge it

[heavy sable]

why are u gonna be outside all day

[fluid cliff]

[minor panther]

thats some odd choices

[floral aspen]

tournament

omg my first game it’s gonna be 0 out

thank goodness

[heavy sable]

and why didn’t u bring a jacket

[heavy sable]

that’s still cold gang

[floral aspen]

i didn’t realize it was so cold

[floral aspen]

but it’s not AS cold

[heavy sable]

i’m assuming ur using communism units

that shits still cold

[floral aspen]

fahrenheit?

[heavy sable]

no celsius

[floral aspen]

COMMUNISM UNITS AJD CELSIUS??

[heavy sable]

fahrenheit is freedom units 🦅🦅🦅

[floral aspen]

why is my blanket warmer than i am

[opaque patio]

Can anyone help me with money on nightclub and car wash?

[fluid cliff]

tf does ajd stand for

[floral aspen]

yeah probably in lfg

[floral aspen]

and

[heavy sable]

and

[pliant current]

@opaque patio, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #ps5｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #ps5｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #ps5｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #ps5｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #ps5｜other-lfg

Requested by: @minor panther

[tight linden]

I prefer if you didn’t

[floral aspen]

wait actually you should totally spar him

[fluid cliff]

oh

[tight linden]

No I am not fighting a dog

[minor panther]

dont send the pupper out in the cold

[floral aspen]

i’m talking about logan😭

[fluid cliff]

https://tenor.com/view/bomba-de-hidrogenio-vs-bebé-tossindo-bomba-de-hydrogenio-bebé-tossindo-bomba-de-hydrogenio-vs-bebé-tossindo-gif-4034989461552040581

[solemn crater]

i got like

7

[floral aspen]

stop no i should’ve worn a long sleeve to wear under my jersey it’s freezing

[solemn crater]

and i’m about to drop 30€ on cables

[opaque patio]

Possum

@fluid cliff

[solemn crater]

[opaque patio]

Add me

[tight linden]

Nah there’s like five weight classes between us

[floral aspen]

it’s ok

sit on him

[fluid cliff]

?

[opaque patio]

Add me on dc

Rq

[floral aspen]

say please

[fluid cliff]

why

[opaque patio]

Pls

[floral aspen]

she don’t want you lil bro

[opaque patio]

Chill out

[floral aspen]

shawn mendes is singing to me directly guys he loves me

[heavy sable]

r u sure

[floral aspen]

yes i’m so sure

he’s sitting RIGHT beside me

but i can’t show!!

[fluid cliff]

take a photo then

ugh

[heavy sable]

yo same with me and megan fox

[swift frigate]

Add me on dc

[heavy sable]

she’s camera shyyyy

[floral aspen]

say please

[upper turtle]

is that the guy that has the album "Handwritten"?

[heavy sable]

she won’t let me take her pictureeee

[floral aspen]

exactly!!!

[swift frigate]

No u

[floral aspen]

yes

[floral aspen]

hey no you

[upper turtle]

why do I know that

[dim sparrow]

okay sorry I didn’t realise I was speaking to the Elon musk of elytra’s

[swift frigate]

Imagine

[heavy sable]

what do u know

[dim sparrow]

slide me one

[upper turtle]

know nothing of the artist i mentioned but i know the album name

[floral aspen]

shawn mendes is my whole childhood and my childhood hasn’t ended yet so he must love me

[heavy sable]

oh

shawn mendes and me go way back

[floral aspen]

it’s like his most popular

hi jameson

[upper turtle]

that makes sense

[heavy sable]

he’s basically my brother

[floral aspen]

have you met bieber yet

[heavy sable]

yea we all used to drink every weekend

[dim sparrow]

hi lil makkieson

[fluid cliff]

justin and beerber

[upper token]

https://tenor.com/view/splatoon-suchi-hitting-the-squiddy-squiddy-dance-gif-18177111372146590252

[floral aspen]

gossssh bieber and i went to the best pizza shops together

no i actually love justin bieber shawn mendes and ross lynch sm

[upper turtle]

getting squiddy with it as the cool kids say

[heavy sable]

i actually did meet ross lynch

[fluid cliff]

cheating on danish now?

[heavy sable]

he played at a bar by me

[upper token]

https://tenor.com/view/marooners-bay-sentanced-splatoon-salmon-run-sentanced-to-one-rotation-on-marooners-bay-gif-3963517835063703775

[floral aspen]

STOP MY DAD TOLD ME IM NOT ALLOWRD TO.

[heavy sable]

stone pony asbury

[floral aspen]

I LOVE ROSS LYNCH SO MUCH I CANT EVEN BUT HE TOLD ME NO

[floral aspen]

yes

[heavy sable]

i was there for dat

[fluid cliff]

[floral aspen]

I WAS ACTUALLY PURCHASING TICKETS FOR THAT CONCERT.

[solemn crater]

no

maybe

if you have 3 diamonds

[heavy sable]

it was pretty fire

i was really drunk

[floral aspen]

no stop i actually bawled my eyes out when my dad told me no😭

[heavy sable]

shoulda went anyways

Lzzz

[floral aspen]

I COURLNT

and so i was gonna get tickets for one closer to me

he said it’s even worse and no💔

[proud plover]

NO WAY

[floral aspen]

HI MEL

I KNOW

[heavy sable]

hi marshmellow

[proud plover]

HI PRETTY

[floral aspen]

ROSS LYNCH IS MY BEST FRIEND☹️

[proud plover]

I WAS OBSESSED W ROSS AS A KID

[heavy sable]

i met him really briefly at an afterparty he went to johnny mac’s after

[proud plover]

and shawn mendes omg

[fluid cliff]

hi melody

[floral aspen]

he’s singing into my ear rn!!!

[dim sparrow]

I think I’m still on top of your house I haven’t moved since I logged

[floral aspen]

you’re breaking my heart man.

[proud plover]

HAI

[fluid cliff]

don’t steal, 3 diamonds are easy to get

[proud plover]

ikr and why didnt he introduce us to him

fake friend

FAKEEE

[proud plover]

🫵🏻🫵🏻

[dim sparrow]

don’t expose my plans

[fluid cliff]

oh shit sorry let me fix that

[floral aspen]

season 4 of austin and ally killed me

[floral aspen]

IM SAYING

[heavy sable]

sorry gng

[dim sparrow]

thank you king

[fluid cliff]

hi saying

[fluid cliff]

yw

[floral aspen]

it’s ok i guess.☹️

my mother backed my dad up on it too

when he said no she said no too

[heavy sable]

why did they say no

[floral aspen]

because they don’t like the cities it was in

and they didn’t wanna take me😭

[fluid cliff]

fair enough

[heavy sable]

my fault fr

[floral aspen]

BUT THEN MY EX BEST FRIEND’S MOM WAS GONNA TAKE US AND THEY SAID NO TO THAT TOO??

[minor hill]

OOP-

[floral aspen]

anyways my mom was gonna take me to an ed sheeran concert in june of 2024 for my birthday and my dad said no to that too!

[dim sparrow]

I was gonna go see Kanye in 2026

But the uk government said no to that

[floral aspen]

i asked my mom if i could see kanye and she said no

she said she hates him

i begged her to take me to a drake concert and that was a no too🥰

[dim sparrow]

Your mom doesn’t know ball

[dim sparrow]

nevermind your mum knows ball

[floral aspen]

i literally offered to pay for the tickets and gas

and she said no she hates drake

[dim sparrow]

yeah valid

[robust oracle]

You're supposed to lie and say it's an artist she likes, until you arrive and they find out last moment

[floral aspen]

she would take us back home btw

[robust oracle]

You never jumped out of a moving car?

[floral aspen]

no i’m normal🥰

[minor hill]

come netherlands bro hes still doing it here

[floral aspen]

also i can’t do that because i insulted a girl for doing so

[dim sparrow]

bro I was actually thinking about that

but I’m not here

[minor hill]

do it bro easyjet and ryanair tickets are pocket change

[dim sparrow]

I’m at a wedding

[flint sparrow]

james

[dim sparrow]

yeah bro I looked at tickets and everything

[dim sparrow]

meow

[minor hill]

tellem to celebrate at kanyes concert

[fluid cliff]

go say hi to everyone

[robust oracle]

Only if you fly from ass airports like Stansted

[flint sparrow]

I require your assistance to slaughter a boss

[floral aspen]

what the heck

why am i getting notifications of my ex’s tiktok activity

[dim sparrow]

I’m on my way

[minor hill]

so be it bro ticket from ldn to manchester is more expensive than that

[floral aspen]

i have him blocked and that account is deleted

[fluid cliff]

unfriend them maybe?

idk anything about tiktok

[robust oracle]

You ever been Stansted?

[floral aspen]

my account is deleted

[fluid cliff]

delete tiktok then

[minor hill]

yeah, its butt but cheap flights bro

[fluid cliff]

why do u still have it

[robust oracle]

Let me put it this way, Taliban controlled Kabul airport is a better experience

[floral aspen]

because i made a new acc

also you don’t need an account to use tiktok

[fluid cliff]

i tried it back then and returned to ig reels

[robust oracle]

The airport in Pyongyang with a blacklisted airline by every aviation authority, is a better experience

[floral aspen]

i switch between the two

this is scary but i’ve been considering going to facebook reels.

[fluid cliff]

raptored

[floral aspen]

silenced

[flint sparrow]

Facebook is for old people

[opaque patio]

Cms

[proud plover]

all the old ladies finna come up to ur face and say “ure next”

[floral aspen]

i got in trouble for having facebook which ok fine but i ASKED FOR IT AND WAS TOLD YES

[flint sparrow]

you had to ask to have Facebook

[fluid cliff]

why

[floral aspen]

yes

[proud plover]

why

[fluid cliff]

tbh i only use facebook for car offers or

seeing if the government gave day offs

[fluid cliff]

yhw

[proud plover]

hwy

[floral aspen]

look it up silly

[fluid cliff]

hyw

[proud plover]

cars on marketplace 🙏🏻

[fluid cliff]

u think they post them on the internet??

[floral aspen]

guys wait it’s cold

[fluid cliff]

aka browsers

[floral aspen]

yes

[dim sparrow]

BRO THIS IS SOACCURATE

[fluid cliff]

they don’t

[flint sparrow]

I think i made my Facebook acc on 2016

[proud plover]

ill warm u up bbg

[fluid cliff]

?

[floral aspen]

ty babes😝😝

[proud plover]

[flint sparrow]

hi mel

[floral aspen]

my feet are actually so cold

[proud plover]

hai meowmeow

[floral aspen]

i’m wearing 3 pairs of socks what is this

i have to take two pairs of when i get on the field💔

[flint sparrow]

how cold is it

[floral aspen]

-4

but i’m sick

so it is horrible

[flint sparrow]

dayum

[stark parcel]

Where the hell is it -4

[fluid cliff]

canada

[flint sparrow]

it's 26c here

[stark parcel]

Ah yes

Ofc Canada

[cunning comet]

Hiiiiii I’m new

[floral aspen]

it snowed yesterday

[fluid cliff]

hi new

[stark parcel]

Hi

[floral aspen]

yes you are!!

[dim sparrow]

Need to go to a funeral so I can tell all the grandmas they’re next

[flint sparrow]

no you're not bebe

[floral aspen]

make sure you get on their will first

[cunning comet]

Logan

[fluid cliff]

[stark parcel]

Looks very new to me

[flint sparrow]

fr

[fluid cliff]

nagoL

[floral aspen]

ew who is that

[cunning comet]

My mama

[fluid cliff]

@long prawn did not know u became a mom

[floral aspen]

your mama is eugh then

[cunning comet]

What the flip

😢

[floral aspen]

we mentioned this a week or two ago. where were you? KEEP UP?

[fluid cliff]

since when

i maybe was asleep at the time

[floral aspen]

we said i’m the daddy of his child

[dim sparrow]

I will dw I’ll get you on there as well

[floral aspen]

ty bubs

[stark steppe]

@floral aspen 🖕

Thats towards gui

Btw

[floral aspen]

OH

OK

@stark steppe 🖕

that’s towards logan

[fluid cliff]

no

[ivory basalt]

Ok

We are here

We are active and ready to go fully operational

[fluid cliff]

and dead chat

[floral aspen]

ok

we are present

we are ready uped

[ivory basalt]

Im here

[spring tangle]

!rule 10

[pliant current]

GTA Online Discord - Rule 10

Advertising, begging and trading are prohibited. Exceptions apply to trading of strictly in-game GTA content or services (e.g., "Help me sell crates and I will help you with your heists").

Requested by

@spring tangle

[dim sparrow]

Duck

last nights result was not the greatest

[modern owl]

Yo

[spring tangle]

True

Close game

Now we’re actually in a title race

[vapid nacelle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/264417177094848512/1495193584272539819/metal-gear-rising-revengeance-armstrong-vs-raiden.gif

[dim sparrow]

yeah now it’s a bit scary

they have a game in hand though

which is oof

[fossil patrol]

Not a year ago but a leg ago

[spring tangle]

That only takes them level though, so it’s a straight shoot out 5 games to go

[vapid nacelle]

yes

[jagged ridge]

/define adjective

[heady lion]

Hello community peeps

I’m like a lvl from a legendary role

Of a turbo no life in this server

[fluid cliff]

hi here

[floral aspen]

are we being fr

my team is crushing on a police officer rn

hi nicholas

[primal elm]

I miss when the toughest choice in my life was whether Alan Walker or Marshmallow was better DJ

[cunning comet]

?!?

[zenith current]

https://tenor.com/view/drooling-kitty-drooling-cute-kitty-tongue-out-cat-drooling-cat-gif-7404419385556307556

[floral aspen]

insane you had to choose

[forest shuttle]

Get this AI slop outta here

[floral aspen]

we all know it’s alan

[primal elm]

Alan Walker mogs

Spectre was so dope

[zenith current]

https://tenor.com/view/angry-cat-gif-25783770

[floral aspen]

STOP IM GONNA CRY

WE HAVE TURF AGAIN

THIS IS GONNA HURT SO BAD

[rigid parrot]

DJ mangoo was better

[floral aspen]

alone was goated

[primal elm]

No

[primal elm]

It was

Then he fell off after Happier

[floral aspen]

happier wasn’t good idc what anyone says

[upper turtle]

he has never been good to me

happier was annoying as shit

[floral aspen]

i just got myself in the back with my cleat

hurt so bad twin

i’m dying see you at my funeral

[rigid parrot]

ngl i've never heard like any individual dj remixes or something

ive always heard them in mixes or sets

the transitions are awesome

[spring tangle]

You’re advertising a terrible search engine

Duck duck go better

[dim sparrow]

don’t forget to put me in the will

[rocky wigeon]

whats good gang

[paper finch]

That’s good

[long heath]

https://tenor.com/view/couriersix69-mr-house-good-morning-house-house-good-morning-gif-14149798318722768906

[robust oracle]

Guys you know what tastes better than chicken?

Turkey

[long heath]

no the fuck it does not

[vapid nacelle]

!rule 10

[pliant current]

GTA Online Discord - Rule 10

Advertising, begging and trading are prohibited. Exceptions apply to trading of strictly in-game GTA content or services (e.g., "Help me sell crates and I will help you with your heists").

Requested by

@vapid nacelle

[rigid parrot]

never tasted a country before

[robust oracle]

Everyone likes turkey

[long heath]

turkey is the driest (lunch) meat out there

[robust oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/turkey-thanksgiving-bird-appalled-confused-gif-2729521902419882449

You usually have it with something like gravy if its warm turkey, or mayonnaise for cold turkey

[long heath]

Yeah but still idk taste wise it's my least favorite imo

i fuck with ham the most

[robust oracle]

Turkey sandwich with tomato

Maybe lettuce

👌

[cunning comet]

Hiiiiii

[robust oracle]

That's where the dry taste is actually a benefit

Just have it with those ingredients

[heavy sable]

yall fw pineapple pizza right??

[robust oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/getout-gif-16327023334064302194

[heavy sable]

[sterile slate]

is servers down?

[amber path]

[zenith current]

[stark parcel]

No

[heavy sable]

good

[ivory basalt]

Shit wtf

I was falling asleep on this chat

After clicking on a notif

[stark parcel]

Lack of sleep

[exotic depot]

Hey no swearing:(

[minor hill]

work done who up

[exotic depot]

Here

[stark steppe]

@minor hill im backkkk

[exotic depot]

I am

[minor hill]

hi

[stark steppe]

I know you missed me

[minor hill]

i missed you so dearly

[exotic depot]

Hey what about me

[stark steppe]

I was waiting

At centraal

[stark steppe]

Who ru?

[exotic depot]

I'm up:)

[stark steppe]

Omg hey hru?

[minor hill]

my train blew up before i could get to u

[wintry quarry]

https://tenor.com/mUtTvDCACzb.gif

[exotic depot]

Ok

[minor hill]

wow

[exotic depot]

Oh c'mon man

[stark steppe]

@exotic depot NOOO DONT BE SAD

[exotic depot]

🙁

[stark steppe]

I apologize

[exotic depot]

I don't like being made fun of

[wintry quarry]

the guy WE did invite

[exotic depot]

Sarcasm?

[proud plover]

whos making cheese sad

[zenith current]

WHOOO ISS HEE

GET HIM

lol

[wintry quarry]

im sorry i won't do it no more 💔

[proud plover]

thats exactly what i thought

https://tenor.com/view/gangster-original-hand-sign-sign-language-gif-17238190

im a real thug

[wintry quarry]

Holy signs

[wintry quarry]

Ik u were hitting licks in da past right?

[stark steppe]

@proud plover

[heavy sable]

in the past???

[stark steppe]

Mel mel!

Im gonna make some eggrolls

[heavy sable]

we just hit one rn

[exotic depot]

Y'all

[stark steppe]

Yes?🫡

[exotic depot]

I'm gonna spend my 10 pound sterlings

[stark steppe]

Whay u spending

It on

[proud plover]

you asking too many questions… u a fed??

[exotic depot]

I have a glass bank

Uh

[wintry quarry]

hell nah

[proud plover]

OMG TITI make me sum

[stark steppe]

Ofc

[exotic depot]

Prob snacks

[heavy sable]

melodeeez

[wintry quarry]

them folks be bugging

[heavy sable]

yes

sausage on pizza is fire

[stark steppe]

@proud plover look cat next tto me

[heavy sable]

actually just had it last night

[stark steppe]

Why didnt u awnser my question btw

[exotic depot]

I think the cats drinking the carpet

[heavy sable]

what question

[stark steppe]

If you want to go to an all you can eat restaurant with me

[odd hedge]

is gta 6 coming on geforce now??

[heavy sable]

oh bet

ya

[stark steppe]

I pay

[heavy sable]

oh betttttttttt

ohhhhh betttt

[spring tangle]

!rule 5

[pliant current]

GTA Online Discord - Rule 5

Uphold mature conversations and respect each other; excessive profanity, hate speech or any kind of harrassment will not be tolerated. This includes spam, as well as toxic and aggressive behavior.

Requested by

@spring tangle

[exotic depot]

Ladies I am single😜✌️

Jk

[odd hedge]

[odd hedge]

then what are u?

[exotic depot]

An idiot sandwich

[odd hedge]

[proud plover]

they just dont get people like me, so what if i rob a few banks, its they fault everythin expensive asf rn its ab survival u feel me

[proud plover]

AWWW SUCH A CUTIE

[odd hedge]

questionable

[odd hedge]

cute things are very bad the only cute things is labubu

[exotic depot]

Hey:(

[odd hedge]

🥀 must have been the wind

[minor hill]

thisll be the 2 longest hours of my life

[proud plover]

im just so handsome and nonchalant 🥀

[proud plover]

NO

[cunning comet]

Tea monkey!!!

[odd hedge]

holy are u male?

[minor hill]

you just realised?

[exotic depot]

Yes

[proud plover]

im male, female, genderless alien, wtv u want

[minor hill]

melody is a leaking ball of testosterone

[wintry quarry]

Gas be TOO high

[proud plover]

IK THATS RIGHT🤙🏻🖖🏻

[odd hedge]

i want a big mac rn ngl

[sweet quest]

same

[proud plover]

https://tenor.com/view/gngsta-gif-6348168519577021315

[proud plover]

im rich ill get u a big mac g

[exotic depot]

Uhhh

You wanna add me in the big mac

I'm better in it

[odd hedge]

i dont have to pay for it?

[proud plover]

yes get on the plate

[proud plover]

no ill buy u a mansion too

[proud plover]

on GOD.

[wintry quarry]

melody jst too coo

[odd hedge]

frr!!??

[exotic depot]

U a boy?

[fossil patrol]

daba dee daba die

[odd hedge]

i am certified sigma alpha male

[exotic depot]

I think your kinda cute UwU

Jk

I ain't like that

[odd hedge]

that i am :3

[exotic depot]

WHAT

[fossil patrol]

melody

[odd hedge]

yamade ahhh

[proud plover]

youre off my “people to rob” list, thats gang right there🤞

[exotic depot]

Your going to rob me?