community

[dusky grove]

milk that is

[long prawn]

do you drink milk and raw honey with a high protein meal

[grand spoke]

Why is chat low key cooked rn

[long prawn]

[long prawn]

its ok otndoanish here

[rotund hearth]

What's so cooked about it

[grand spoke]

Oh thank goodness

[long prawn]

dw, ill save it

[zenith current]

I have 5 assignments back to back. Wish me luck

[long prawn]

i think i heated my steak up for too long

god damn

[long prawn]

its ok

[grand spoke]

The fact that you cant tell is wild

[zenith current]

Tf is it's ok 😭

[grand spoke]

You got this

[rotund hearth]

Tbh I only read your joke

[long prawn]

how long do you think itll take

[zenith current]

[zenith current]

10 minute probably?

[grand spoke]

Lol

[long prawn]

for one assignment?

[zenith current]

Yos

[long prawn]

you good then lock in

[grand spoke]

Ok i sleep gn

[zenith current]

No, you can't sleep rn 😭 it's 9 am bruh

[icy compass]

Sleepy Lexi

[zenith current]

[wind herald]

yo

heist ayone?

[pliant current]

@wind herald, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #pc-l｜cayo-perico-lfg, #pc-e｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #pc-l｜casino-lfg, #pc-e｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #pc-l｜old-heist-lfg, #pc-e｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #pc-l｜vehicles-lfg, #pc-e｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #pc-l｜other-lfg, #pc-e｜other-lfg

Requested by: @zenith current

[long prawn]

[zenith current]

Hey Lil boxer

[long prawn]

hello sir

[icy compass]

[zenith current]

What to do?

[long prawn]

[long prawn]

rn?

[zenith current]

Yos

[long prawn]

lowkey

idk

[zenith current]

Me too

Bored

[long prawn]

i might go on flight sim

[deft blaze]

are you going to simulate flight

[zenith current]

You lucky ass

[long prawn]

indeed i am going to simulate flight

[icy compass]

Lucky

[long prawn]

im gonna try going to aspen

but that shit is so fucking hard

[deft blaze]

does the FAA watch your flight sim gameplay

[long prawn]

they have known every emotion ive had since a newborn.

[zenith current]

[deft blaze]

true

[icy compass]

Probably

[long prawn]

they denied a ppl that im getting becayse i was mad at the age of 4

[deft blaze]

i can't tell if thats sarcasm or not

[long prawn]

it is

but

no joke the faa is very strict about that

[icy compass]

Imagine a game made by Microsoft that was a driving sim on a near 1 to 1 map of the us

[deft blaze]

let that be a testament to how outrageously picky and invasive they are lol

[long prawn]

you cant be a pilot if you have mental health issues and shitp

[long prawn]

now tjis would be so cool

[long prawn]

i think

[deft blaze]

well yeah, thats pretty standard

its the emotion part thats crazy

[long prawn]

yeah

[deft blaze]

"oh you were mad 2 years ago? nah fam go home"

god forbid a pilot gets a divorce

[long prawn]

when i went to an ame for a physical, i was given a chip to put in my brain so the faa can see my emotions

[deft blaze]

your job probably goes with it

[icy compass]

HR at airports must suck you get depressed one day and you get written up

No wonder they only take military pilots

[long prawn]

[icy compass]

They bottle up their trauma

[tight linden]

[icy compass]

[long prawn]

my dad used to have a really complex role when he worked at alaska

it gave him a heart attack

[deft blaze]

just a hunch, but I don't think thats healthy

[long prawn]

yeah it probably isnt the best

idk though

[icy compass]

Well if you work in Alaska you probably have a big role in the government

[long prawn]

[icy compass]

Washington is a stepping stone to getting into the middle of nowhere

[long prawn]

hey dont say this you scared me

i am there

[icy compass]

I’ve been to Washington DC

[long prawn]

i would like to go

[icy compass]

I saw bunch a suits in the congress building

[long prawn]

[deft blaze]

hey british columbia isn't the middle of nowhere

[long prawn]

federal informants

[deft blaze]

they have stuff like

trees

[long prawn]

go ahead

[deft blaze]

that makes it middle of somewhere

[long prawn]

a thinker

[deft blaze]

[icy compass]

Do they have roads the length of miles with no stops

[long prawn]

have u guys every heard of the time a guy stole an alaska q400

then crashed it

[long prawn]

yes

[deft blaze]

probably road singular, but yeah

[deft blaze]

Sky King?

[long prawn]

yeah

[deft blaze]

yes

[long prawn]

my dad made me watch a vid about it w him last night

[deft blaze]

first guy to ever barrel roll a Q400 btw

[long prawn]

then he was telling me about the time he offered the guy a donut

[deft blaze]

they said it was impossible

[long prawn]

yeah like holy fuck

[icy compass]

The Midwest is just long roads with cities in between

[spark briar]

Welcome to pc

[deft blaze]

with corn

[long prawn]

and some cows

[deft blaze]

first and only afaik

i doubt it'll ever be reattempted

[icy compass]

Horse crosswalk

[long prawn]

have you seen that icelandair pilot who did a low flyover at his home town

and he got reported to the cops by the airline

[long prawn]

🐴

[dusky grove]

it is an honor

[icy compass]

UMA

[long prawn]

umamusume

[deft blaze]

i have not

[icy compass]

HASHIRE HASHIRE

[dusky grove]

i love pathtracing it runs 60+ stable too

[deft blaze]

6fps!!!

[dusky grove]

it looks very good too

[spark briar]

Over 120 if you use frame gen

[deft blaze]

now turn on DLSS5 and ruin it all

[dusky grove]

it runs 160-200 if I turn off path tracing/rt

[dusky grove]

i have it on actually lol

[long prawn]

i just know umamusume because of a friend

[sterile raft]

Hashire sori yo

[dusky grove]

because its the least moire patterns when filtering textures

[icy compass]

I love that song

I have it on my driving playlist

[deft blaze]

judy is going to look like kylie jenner

[dusky grove]

i should install a male V judy romance mod

[spark briar]

He meant he has 4.5 on not 5

[dusky grove]

i already got welcome to night city mod collection

[deft blaze]

oh thank god

[long prawn]

[dusky grove]

i might need more clothing mods though

[long prawn]

would you put a model of something you got on the left or right side of your desk

[dusky grove]

to actually fulfill my yakuza V design

[deft blaze]

depends on the setup

[long prawn]

wym

[dusky grove]

@spark briar this was my V on ps5 vanilla

[deft blaze]

dual monitor, where is your keyboard, how big is the desk, etc.

[dusky grove]

i hope i can get better clothing options now with mods

[deft blaze]

im autistic

if you want the easy answer, my pipboy replica is on the left side of my desk

[native brook]

Can someone help with heist?

[pliant current]

@native brook, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #pc-e｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #pc-e｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #pc-e｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #pc-e｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #pc-e｜other-lfg

Requested by: @deft blaze

[dusky grove]

that is in fact illegal

[native brook]

Mb I'm new here

[long prawn]

i bought a max 8 model and im gonna put it on my desk but idk where to put it

[deft blaze]

on your monitor

[long prawn]

would you like to see the model

[deft blaze]

sure

[tardy thorn]

oh you're groundpound

[deft blaze]

duct tape it to your roof

[long prawn]

i could

[long prawn]

yes

[long prawn]

i only got that one because i have a model of a max 9 but it broke

[tardy thorn]

i forgor after the name change, but the specific jet reminded me who you were

[long prawn]

yes yes i am gp

[deft blaze]

jetman

[long prawn]

yes that is me

oh my god bro these people wont update liveries

[primal elm]

Sleep

[flint sparrow]

hello chat

[vague helm]

hello

[long prawn]

no

[long prawn]

hello

[flint sparrow]

sleep

[icy compass]

Chyatto are the us bros going to sleepy ?

Euros coming out,

[vague helm]

thats what you think

Truth behold, I won't sleep (I have the next two days off)

[icy compass]

Fr wish

[long prawn]

im busy

[long prawn]

no

im still here

[icy compass]

I have enough eye bags I hide with mascara

[flint sparrow]

yes

[icy compass]

Hello euros!! Uhh

[tight linden]

https://tenor.com/view/throw-van-gif-25434506

[long prawn]

no

[tight linden]

🙁

[long prawn]

[tight linden]

[zenith current]

[vague helm]

https://tenor.com/view/military-van-abducted-army-cia-gif-4378131480742783066

[tight linden]

Kidnap Logan

[vague helm]

Theres bigger fish to fish

[tight linden]

I’m sorry did you have a stroke? Mid sentence?

[vague helm]

I unfortunately did not

[tall solar]

Hello sukis

[vague helm]

You fish fish, so if you fish fish with fish, you get more fish

[tall solar]

Yes

[vague helm]

[tight linden]

Yeah, I wouldn’t eat me if I was you. You would probably die.

[vague helm]

ah, good thing I don't eat people

[icy compass]

Hiiiya!!

[tight linden]

Did you know that Jeffrey Dahmer didn’t like eating people with tattoos?

[tall solar]

What doink sukis

[vague helm]

I prefer food I can enjoy, or like, treats

[tight linden]

https://tenor.com/view/steak-meat-grill-gif-26310052

[icy compass]

Playing gta

[tall solar]

Oh can I

[long prawn]

WHY

[icy compass]

We different platform

[long prawn]

DONT SAY THIS

[tight linden]

Because for science

[tall solar]

I had a Xbox

[icy compass]

Chattto

I’m talking to Europeans now?

[flint sparrow]

ye

[tall solar]

I’m not European

[pliant current]

@west jewel, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #xb1｜cayo-perico-lfg, #xb-s｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #xb1｜casino-lfg, #xb-s｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #xb1｜old-heist-lfg, #xb-s｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #xb1｜vehicles-lfg, #xb-s｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #xb1｜other-lfg, #xb-s｜other-lfg

Requested by: @sterile raft

[tight linden]

https://tenor.com/view/great-scott-great-scott-back-to-the-future-scientist-gif-5323843104746741743

[vague helm]

No still

[sterile raft]

This is not a gta channel @west jewel

[tight linden]

You know what’s weird. I’ve never seen back to the future.

[icy compass]

Ok hi American ~

[long prawn]

hey me too

[icy compass]

Ohh!!!

[vague helm]

uyr gren

[long prawn]

gren

[exotic depot]

Hi

[long prawn]

hello hello

[icy compass]

Heyyy

[long prawn]

whats going on tn

[icy compass]

Not much, just ate Culver’s

[exotic depot]

It's today for me😀

[long prawn]

beautiful

[exotic depot]

What

Aw man

🙁

My Best friend unadded me

[tight linden]

I found a random pair of boxing gloves in my room

[exotic depot]

Because I couldn't get stuff right;(

[tardy wolf]

yup

wow

so ccol

[exotic depot]

It's not loading

[tardy wolf]

levelsl ol

[long prawn]

oh wow you have sting

[tardy wolf]

command war i need commander

'please

please

[tight linden]

Yes

[exotic depot]

Oo

Spider man

I miss my best friend:(

I just didn't do it correctly

[long prawn]

[zenith current]

1 done 4 more to go

That was easy

Lol

[long prawn]

that was not 10 minutes

ah fuck my screen flashbanged me

[zenith current]

It's more like 1 minute

[long prawn]

💔

[solemn crater]

def

[dusky grove]

@solemn crater my reels are acc so fucked now every vid is epilepsy 😭

[solemn crater]

the dream

[dusky grove]

i think im gon get a seizure

[solemn crater]

can we swap algorithms

[dusky grove]

yes please

[solemn crater]

i always get those

story time videos

it pisses me off so much

[dusky grove]

ewww what

[zenith current]

Lol, 2 done 3 more to go (it's feel like speed run)

My eyes ahh hurts

[long prawn]

oh fuck

[long prawn]

the reddit ones?

[solemn crater]

yea

[solemn crater]

pure entertainment

[long prawn]

"AITA for not inviting my sister to my wedding? I, F34, have had a long time disagreement with my sister, F32."

💔

[dusky grove]

i cant believe the most normal video i got on my feed now is an ai pigeon saying 67

[tiny atlas]

i'll go ahead and delete that

[long prawn]

thank you

kind regards, otndoanish

[dusky grove]

did that flashbang
tbh thats how I felt seeing that

[solemn crater]

AITA for hitting my wife (f32), i (m30) hit my wife who’s also my sister

[dusky grove]

ohh I remember those

[long prawn]

i saw a reddit story but i dont think i can talk about it here

[tiny atlas]

i wouldn't delete a flashbang, i use discord mobile on light mode
but flickering/strobe might cause issues for some people, and definitely isn't great to look at for anybody

[solemn crater]

i hate all of those story times man

[dusky grove]

i thought thats a tiktok thing only

[dusky grove]

is discord light mode your way to feel like youre still in internet y2k era

[solemn crater]

tiktok is devolving atp

[tiny atlas]

no it's because my phone has a unique theme that only works on light mode so i just use everything on light mode to match

i'm not that old to want everything to look like windows xp

[long prawn]

i wouldnt be surprised if even yt shorts (fuck that btw) gets infected w people dancing w tung tung tung sahur

[dusky grove]

my dad's vscode and work setup is literally the most y2k thing ive ever seen

white theme, comic sans font, etc.

[tiny atlas]

why the hell is he using comic sans in an ide

[dusky grove]

dunno

[long prawn]

why not

i need wallpaper suggestions for my pc

[prime wave]

Just old ppl stuff ig

[tiny atlas]

well it's not monospaced for one which kinda looks funny

[dusky grove]

but to be fair ive seen worse fonts in IDEs

[long prawn]

preferrably on wallpaper engine

[solemn crater]

lara croft

i had some

[dusky grove]

millenials and boomers have their own preference ig

[solemn crater]

ada wong with her feet out

idk who i showed it to

[long prawn]

?

[long prawn]

any others

[solemn crater]

i took a pic of it

because it was funny

[prime wave]

Truee
Idk what us genz prefer

[solemn crater]

tlou

cyberpunk

[prime wave]

Prolly dark theme and AI bots

[dusky grove]

whats your specs again?

[long prawn]

ok wait i will check

[long prawn]

[dusky grove]

well, my ide is a full cyberpunk style

even cyberpunk 2077 sfx when typing, enter key, esc, etc

[tiny atlas]

https://readevalprint.com/Schmelvetica.html 😈

[long prawn]

hey whats that emoji

[solemn crater]

dms

[long prawn]

ok

[tiny atlas]

it's "i'm gonna do some trolling"

[prime wave]

My office one is just a basic
And it’s been years since I touched vscode in my own system

[dusky grove]

man thats not even a good joke lmao its so annoying looking to handle if someone were to use it themselves

[tight linden]

I need some gum

[dusky grove]

just forcing themselves to suffer

[tiny atlas]

i can deal with it, it is there to make others suffer 😈

[dusky grove]

i went above and beyond customising lmao

had the same theme for years and never got bored

[glossy hollow]

gm goofy babies

[dusky grove]

the sound aesthetics are so much better too

[prime wave]

I like my stuff basic

[dusky grove]

example switching tabs in vscode play the menu button sfx from cyberpunk

[tiny atlas]

someone actually made a monospaced comic sans for programming, help your dad out

[long prawn]

[thorny patrol]

Damn that's crazy

[analog wagon]

brock lesnar is over?

the wwe

[dusky grove]

"gimme a job position at your place and ill give you this font"

[tiny atlas]

the kicker is once you land the job you make all of your production code look like this

[dusky grove]

i used to use emojis when I was writing lua scripts

[tiny atlas]

programmer need to lighten up!!! 🥰

[dusky grove]

looking back at my pcm to n163 lua script im actually cringing

like ive said so much stupid shit in comments and labels

[tiny atlas]

no half of my comments either said "i don't know what this does but it works" or had nothing to do with the code and was just me flaming myself or the project

[dusky grove]

i was 15

[long prawn]

what the fuck

for life

[dusky grove]

nowadays my comments are my frustrations like rockstar employees labeling their comments

[tiny atlas]

level 1 frustration is getting angry in the comments

level 2 frustration is actually printing out a line that says nothing but say you're angry

no point to the print except to ("AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH")

[icy compass]

What you yapping bout Tianmi?

[vague helm]

thats gotta be fake, he probably just means hes going to be gone before his payments are done

[long prawn]

yeah it has to be fake because no fucking way

why pay 519 for life on a honda out of all cars

[icy compass]

Nooo there are sub prime loans worse then that

[long prawn]

really

[icy compass]

All depends on your credit score

[tiny atlas]

existence, technically

[icy compass]

Smart

[solemn crater]

they are

[long prawn]

they are what

[icy compass]

Horrible credit score + no down payment

[solemn crater]

1500

down payment

[tiny atlas]

it does say 1,500 down

[solemn crater]

and then like

500

[long prawn]

yes it does

[solemn crater]

for the rest of your life

[long prawn]

519 for life

[solemn crater]

hells yeah

[long prawn]

6228 a year

for a fucking honda

[solemn crater]

stonks

[long prawn]

but look

[solemn crater]

😭

[long prawn]

you could in theory

give me 6228 a month

[solemn crater]

no

[long prawn]

no not you

the guy

[solemn crater]

aw

[long prawn]

what

wdym aw

[icy compass]

Barely any down payment

[long prawn]

did u want to pay me 6228 monthly for the rest of ur life

[solemn crater]

yeah

that’s why 500 a month

for the rest of his life

[long prawn]

lmao holy fuck

[solemn crater]

that’s all that guy who posted it does

[long prawn]

if this guy lives another 50 years

[solemn crater]

he sells cars to stupid people

[long prawn]

and if the car even lasts that long

[solemn crater]

with low down payments

[long prawn]

311k for a crappy honda

[icy compass]

And onto his family as well

[solemn crater]

and extremely long monthly payments

[long prawn]

sells them with low down payments with like

[solemn crater]

wtf

[long prawn]

400 month terms

[solemn crater]

yea

[long prawn]

lmao

i saw this one lady buy a trackhawk

[solemn crater]

he sold a tesla for like 2000 and then 800 a month

[icy compass]

Dealerships love to pass debt

[long prawn]

she was gonna pay like 811 for 400 months

[dusky grove]

found one of my old ones lmao

[long prawn]

god damn

[solemn crater]

that’s evil wtf

[icy compass]

Atleast that’s how home-stuff work

[long prawn]

wtf

[dusky grove]

wtff

[solemn crater]

yea 😭

[tiny atlas]

ruining my fucking life lmao

[long prawn]

bro look

[icy compass]

Prison.

[solemn crater]

30 YEARS

😭

[long prawn]

YES

LIKE GOD DAMN

[solemn crater]

dude

[long prawn]

216k bro

[icy compass]

At that point just get a car from marketplace

[long prawn]

on an suv thats fs less than 40k

[icy compass]

Will run for 5k

[tiny atlas]

i'm pretty sure 30 year car leases don't exist

[dusky grove]

iirc it was because it refused to open the audio lmao and i couldnt figure out why until i went and ate and suddenly thought of a solution

[long prawn]

whi the fuck pays 339 a month for 380 months

[icy compass]

Dodge dealerships

[tiny atlas]

car leases run like, 36-72 months or something

[icy compass]

Dodge when the low credit score person comes into the lot

[long prawn]

[dusky grove]

that means id pay like 5 dollars a month or what

[long prawn]

thats a damn steal

[tiny atlas]

i mean, 30 month sounds more accurate than 30 year

[dusky grove]

30 years id legit give the dealer a reeses cup every month cuz thats how split it prob will be

[long prawn]

i bet theres more than 30 years but not for life

[icy compass]

My crunchy roll sub is more than that lmao

[tiny atlas]

i had to make some assumptions, but i ran this assuming that i=10% and n=48 and i get a fv of $71,457

dunno about you but i wouldn't pay 71k for an accord

[icy compass]

Accords cost that much?

[tiny atlas]

no

they cost that much for this guy, though

assuming a 48 month lease term and a borrowing rate of 10%

[dusky grove]

i didnt even do a lease i ended up agreeing to pay in full

[icy compass]

So the dealer profiled and utterly destroyed his finances

[tiny atlas]

ehe

[tiny atlas]

honestly if you can, this is the way

no interest 😎

[icy compass]

Bring an Asian so they can haggle your car price down

[dusky grove]

i have no regrets lol im glad i did

[icy compass]

Especially a Chinese dad

They will fucking haggle like it’s nothing

[dusky grove]

sounds like my dad

[icy compass]

Can he haggle 10k off a car

[dusky grove]

probably, like literally everything else he's haggled like the sienna back then

[long prawn]

with any asian person ever you can get the dealer to pay you for the car

fuck

[tiny atlas]

ah shit, car leases are annuity dues

that accord actually goes to 75k

[icy compass]

Bruh

[dusky grove]

for an accord

[icy compass]

Sports car money

[dusky grove]

??

woooow

[tiny atlas]

aren't you the one with a finance degree you should have caught that for me 😠 !!!

[icy compass]

IM SMART WITH PEOPLE

Depends on his interest rate

It could be worse

[tiny atlas]

with assumptions that i=10% (i believe this is a relatively bad credit score) and payment periods of 48 months because i'm like 90% sure there's no such thing as a lifetime car lease

(the remaining 10% is reserved for whatever the fuck black magic occurs in america)

[icy compass]

You mean paint price gouging

[tiny atlas]

stealerships out here adding on 10k "dealer markup" to your civic and then trying to screw you over as hard as possible while you're paying too

[icy compass]

The dealer markup a

[icy compass]

Thats why you buy from website

Order to avoid the price tag

The markup atleast

[tiny atlas]

oh man i wanna order directly from a subaru factory

they let you do that

it's cool

[dusky grove]

attempt to buy from website, get millions of calls a day from dealers with bad breath asking if youre interested in other deals

[icy compass]

BAD DEALS CARS THAT BREAK DOWN THIEVES!!

[dusky grove]

volkswagen treatment

[icy compass]

Ford does that no?

[tiny atlas]

do they

then i'd have to buy a ford, and the only ford worth buying is the mustang

[icy compass]

You have to order from the dealership

[dusky grove]

ford is generally unreliable and only for enjoyment, aside from their sports cars its not my choice

[icy compass]

Or ill see if i can order from factory

[dusky grove]

the ford escape was our worst experience

[kind coral]

Cars

[tiny atlas]

i hear they're actually not bad these days, but i just have no real intention of buying any american cars unless they're big v8 sports cars

[kind coral]

Love that movie

[icy compass]

You can order from factory and send to dealership @tiny atlas

[dusky grove]

well i mean generally american automobiles have a rep for being unreliable so its not much to say

[kind coral]

Not as good as Trucks 2

[tiny atlas]

i remember someone ordered a gtd and sent it to a porsche dealership lol

[dusky grove]

maybe not now but before they were really bad

[icy compass]

Ultimate f u

[tiny atlas]

yeah before they were a horror

[icy compass]

I want to see how much a Mustang gt would set me back

[tiny atlas]

no see the porsche people were into it too because you know, the people working there are enthusiasts themselves
doesn't matter what brand it is, it's a cool ass car

[dusky grove]

ford focus is unfocusing amirite

[tiny atlas]

a new one? i think they're way up in price

[dusky grove]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-throwing-tomatoes-throwing-tomato-squidward-spongebob-meme-gif-19623352

[tiny atlas]

bring back RS 😭

[long prawn]

[icy compass]

Mustang gtd is is cool asf

[long prawn]

tf is trucks 2

[tiny atlas]

the sequel to trucks 1
kind regards, lao gan ma

[dusky grove]

i honestly think if you dont care much and looking at the most reliable cars that will keep up for years, japanese and korean cars are it

[icy compass]

Korean and reliable.

Uhh

[long prawn]

really? ive never even heard of trucks 1
best wishes, otndoanish

[dusky grove]

yea like my hyundai

[icy compass]

Totally not me being biased and Japanese …

[kind coral]

Sequel to Trucks

[tiny atlas]

personally i haven't heard the definitive end of kia's metal shavings in their engines yet, (and given that kia = hyundai = like 80% of korean cars) i'd hold back on korean cars until then

[kind coral]

Prequel to Trucks 3

Great movie

[icy compass]

Hyundais uninsurable ?

Still?

[tiny atlas]

they are now

[long prawn]

what the hell i believed it

[dusky grove]

the kia sportage we had was abysmal, nokia for us

[icy compass]

How long did it take for Hyundai to get their anti theft system installed

[long prawn]

too long

[kind coral]

Don't tell me you googled it

[long prawn]

theres a chance

[tiny atlas]

about as long as it took for japanese manufacturers to fit their cars with anti theft systems too
blame (america lmfao) not the company

[dusky grove]

oh yeahh i remember lmaoo

[tiny atlas]

my cousins have a sportage
actually they've been buying kias for like 15 years it's crazy i would never but they're not into cars

[dusky grove]

kia and hyundai was the hot target of theft

[icy compass]

I can’t own a Kia

[dusky grove]

it was hilariously easy to breach into it too actually

[dusky grove]

neither can i

imagine driving a kia soul

[icy compass]

I like my mustangs and challengers

I’m picky

And chosey

[dusky grove]

i will not own an american vehicle unless its of this small list

[long prawn]

imagine a nissan cube

[icy compass]

Ewww

EWWW NO

[long prawn]

lmao bro i wanted one so bad when i was younger

[tiny atlas]

i will not own an american vehicle unless it's of this small list
(proceeds to list a bunch of mazdas )

[icy compass]

Will you own an f150 lariat

[tiny atlas]

no

[icy compass]

(I would)

[tiny atlas]

i could consider a maverick lariat though

[icy compass]

It’s reasonably sized for me

[tiny atlas]

you

no

it's

[icy compass]

Totally not small Asian girl proof

[dusky grove]

i dont see myself in one

[tiny atlas]

you would be like, 5% of its size

not a single person buying pickups needs more than a maverick, can't change my mind on that
the proof: the maverick is like, the size of full size 90's trucks

[exotic depot]

Anybody got access cars that aren't being used?

[icy compass]

I want a dodge ram 1500

I’ve ridden In the back of one

[faint palm]

very small pp if u buy pickup

[exotic depot]

I got an electric scooter 🫪

[amber path]

This is a NO

[tiny atlas]

pp size doesn't make money, some people need pickups to make money
what they don't need is the ferd f-teenthousand to make money

[dusky grove]

heyo hru

[long prawn]

COME ON WHY

[long prawn]

[amber path]

HELL TO THE NO

[faint palm]

Barely anyone needs those massive fuckin trucks

[amber path]

Heyy

[long prawn]

the nissan cube was a fucking trooper

[icy compass]

@tiny atlas imagine the dealers looks looking at this 5’3 Japanese girl wanting to buy a ram or a charger

[dusky grove]

my stomach still wrecked rn cuz of dave's

[amber path]

Aint no way im buying that thing , its like owning a ford flex

[long prawn]

[amber path]

Poopin out fire

[faint palm]

Dave wrecked your stomach 🧐

[dusky grove]

lmaooooo

[tiny atlas]

that's my point bruh
here ford comes out with a "mid-size" truck, the maverick, and it's the size of full size trucks from ye ol' 90's
that's all anybody who actually needs a pickup for work, actually needs - the proof is that people were using trucks of that size three, four decades ago

[exotic depot]

Davey

[pseudo tide]

chat is it still possible to get the galaxy livery on the nightshark?

[dusky grove]

daves hot chicken

not the man standing on the observatory who i destroyed with a blimp

[amber path]

I butchered that whole sentence lol

[tiny atlas]

mfers out here still buying f150s because they need a truck the length of their house or some shit, and then lift it and hurtle down the highway 40 above the limit like jesus has the wheel or some shit

[amber path]

[dusky grove]

the land of the free

[icy compass]

I can’t judge others spending

[amber path]

Home of the “We gonna rob you blind “

[faint palm]

ye im winding ya up man I agree with u

[icy compass]

I’ve spent more than I should on custom holsters

[dusky grove]

dww i will be the hero of philly, antimatter will clean them streets

[exotic depot]

I'm very cool 😎

Am I too cool?

[tiny atlas]

send a ferd f-teenthousand to the junkyard, probably save like 5 families from being crushed on a highway in the future

[icy compass]

Nooo send the Altima

[amber path]

We need to do something about philly , really starting to break my heart

[icy compass]

The Altima deserves its fate

The Altima is a ballistic missile

[dusky grove]

why dont we ask the tweakers kindly to stop

[amber path]

Oh yeah i’ll just walk up to one and say “Hey dont do that”

[faint palm]

i aint even gonna lir

[amber path]

In Kensington 😭 YEAH OKAY

[dusky grove]

2 outcomes

[faint palm]

if im out here tweakin and you try to talk to me with some dumbshit like that

Might just stab ur ass

fym

[amber path]

Stabbed is both

[dusky grove]

"yes ma'am" or just get slimed

exactly lol

[icy compass]

I don’t go to Chicago

[dim sparrow]

omg Danaë

[long prawn]

[icy compass]

I don’t want to get stabbed by a tweaker

[amber path]

Jamie james

[dim sparrow]

hello dark, danish and suki

[dusky grove]

james we gonna clean these streets

[dim sparrow]

let’s get to it bro

you got da raygun

[amber path]

Start by solving the murder of my friend

I hate philly & their cops

Case gonna collect dust bunnies

[upper token]

[dusky grove]

they simply dont gaf broooo

[amber path]

You need a bazooka in philly 😭

[dusky grove]

what if you go up to erie

its more quiet up there and aint shitty lame like york lol

[amber path]

Eerie is a NO

[amber path]

Eerie PA or Erie north philly ?

[dusky grove]

erie pa

shits like 5 hours away thooo

[faint palm]

atp you need a bazooka in the US

[amber path]

Yeah Erie is far as hell , so is Hershey

[dusky grove]

whatever's gonna be im owning a handgun when i make it there

[faint palm]

u dont live in the us?

[dusky grove]

no

im 90 mins from dubai

[amber path]

Spiritually he does lol

[faint palm]

Then why the fuck would you want to go there

[dusky grove]

yes

[tardy thorn]

[dusky grove]

mannn do i gotta say it again

[faint palm]

yes

[amber path]

Here aint no better fr

[woven fog]

did they make u come into uni today?

or school

[dusky grove]

it did reopen but it doesnt matter cuz i dont give a fuck and not attend lectures anyways ✌️

[woven fog]

bro they forced me to come in

[dusky grove]

there were buses everywhere for schools

[woven fog]

i swear

[dusky grove]

attendance is optional in my uni

theyre like

if you dont come

thats ur fault

[amber path]

Random spawn in unlocked lol

[dusky grove]

whole world's gone to shit but ima be honest, crap is better than shit lol

[amber path]

Yeah but here is worse than crap & shit . Its a shit bomb

[faint palm]

good luck bro

[dusky grove]

why they even doing this?? like we still under the missile crisis it aint over lmao

[amber path]

I would know a shit bomb , i live in one

[woven fog]

idfk bro

ceasefire or some shit

[dusky grove]

ive seen it in person myself to know too loll

[dusky grove]

some bs

[woven fog]

fr

that shit ended yesterday

[dusky grove]

donnie aint done with the beef lol

[amber path]

Hes a man child fr

Im so sick of hearing stuff on the news

[tardy thorn]

[dusky grove]

https://tenor.com/view/blow-the-dust-meme-good-old-days-nostalgia-old-gif-17831927821295204551

[dusky grove]

me too i stopped looking at the news actively like 2 weeks into the missile crisis and been much better

just living normal life, go indoors when missile threats inbound, resume after its done

[amber path]

https://tenor.com/view/latto-thumbs-down-brokey-latto-brokey-stantwtt-stantwt-gif-12761099466970891526

[spark briar]

7 9800X3D 32DDR5 5080 oc

[tardy thorn]

oc as in factory overclock, or you did?

[dusky grove]

@amber path wow it was that quick??

[spark briar]

Factory

[dusky grove]

aaaaahhhh amd

[amber path]

Now wait a damn minute , i thought it was like 2 years

[long prawn]

whats going on

[dusky grove]

frr

[amber path]

I have known you since like 2024 , They lyin 😭

[dusky grove]

nahhh i came back here in like early 2025 i think

i wasnt using discord in 2024

[amber path]

Then its really been a year ?!

[tardy thorn]

[dusky grove]

yeahhh

[amber path]

Feels WAYY longer

[faint palm]

thats what she said

[long prawn]

[amber path]

https://tenor.com/view/smh-madea-damn-men-gif-11504376

[tardy thorn]

but it seems much shorter...

[dusky grove]

sonflower

[long prawn]

is ur pfp from the stick of truth?

[primal elm]

Yes

[long prawn]

goated game ngl

[dusky grove]

she said thats what

[primal elm]

Very yes

[tardy thorn]

i remember when it came out

[primal elm]

Gng 🥀

[faint palm]

stop gng

[tardy thorn]

stop what? I'm talking about the game

[amber path]

Always the men

[dusky grove]

she also said that

[amber path]

Also how james pop in and dip back out like a ninja

[faint palm]

SEXIST

[dusky grove]

dunnoo

[minor hill]

truth im still waiting for my day one, and year 10 badge

[dusky grove]

its 6 am in the uk to be fair

[shrewd briar]

Hi

[dusky grove]

prob went back to bed

[amber path]

Oh yes , yes i am . Thank you

[long prawn]

hey babe

[minor hill]

hello

[amber path]

https://tenor.com/view/latto-and-my-man-gif-17007584942522370175

[tardy thorn]

there are badges??

[minor hill]

hi

[faint palm]

REPORTED

[long prawn]

except me fr

[minor hill]

yes bro goodmorning

[tardy thorn]

gm

[amber path]

You are a man , you are included

[exotic depot]

Who wants to play GTA 5 with me later

[dim sparrow]

Lmfao 😭😭 you’re not wrong

[dusky grove]

ayy cmon

[tardy thorn]

probably some peeps in the LFG channels

[dusky grove]

james whyd you disappear did you light up 20 more

[amber path]

How the HELL you spawn back in like that

[dim sparrow]

I was getting to my train 😭

[long prawn]

i did nothing broo

[pliant current]

@exotic depot, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #ps5｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #ps5｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #ps5｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #ps5｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #ps5｜other-lfg

Requested by: @long prawn

[dim sparrow]

I’m on the way to work

[faint palm]

i heard those dudes are always looking for games

[amber path]

MEN DO EVERYTHINGGGG

[long prawn]

idk what they doing im just about that grind

[amber path]

This how you look going to work fr

[dusky grove]

i dont like working in the morning cuz when i wake up i be doing the bo3 pose on my bed for 10 mins until i accept it and just go

[tardy thorn]

and wome-

[dusky grove]

https://tenor.com/view/call-of-duty-wallpaper-background-gif-13400168

[amber path]

Im just getting to the money , errrbody maddd 🎶🗣️

[dim sparrow]

Bro I wake up at like 6.30 don’t get out of bed till like 6:50

[amber path]

Women what ?!

[dim sparrow]

have to contemplate my life decisions first

[long prawn]

go ahead

[tardy thorn]

he died before he could finish the message

[dim sparrow]

i wish I don’t have the alch :(

[dusky grove]

the owner of the post was found dead

[amber path]

I digress , ya’ll know better

[dusky grove]

thats why in my old job the earliest i worked was 9 am

[amber path]

No more liquor

[tardy thorn]

shower time 🚿

[dusky grove]

the 99% will be upset

[amber path]

Yeah , i can smell you through the screen

[dim sparrow]

I start at 9 my commute is just long as fuck

[dusky grove]

yeahh see when i worked i had no car

i commuted with my electric bicycle

[dim sparrow]

[amber path]

https://tenor.com/view/gohine-hohino-no-hohineee-gohineee-gif-17792172174678204487

[dusky grove]

i thought you was a changed man

[long heath]

it's almost bedtime but first 82 cigarettes

[minor hill]

500 cigarettes

[amber path]

My commute to work is my bed , the toilet & back to bed

[dim sparrow]

I AM

[faint palm]

unemployed ahh

[dim sparrow]

I just didn’t change that much

[long heath]

nah i'm cutting rn i just got finished bulking doing about 900 a night

[dusky grove]

proud americans

[amber path]

Dont need to work , hired ppl to do it for me

[minor hill]

lol dont u ever get tired of sucking on it bro

[dim sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/houston-plane-pilot-percs-forgot-gif-3624552378041079455

[long heath]

https://tenor.com/view/leonardo-dicaprio-absolutely-fucking-not-absolutely-not-leo-dicaprio-gif-9364097

[dusky grove]

i remember getting in a heated accusation of popping pills lmaoo

at work

[amber path]

https://tenor.com/view/jjk-jujutsu-kaisen-higuruma-higuruma-jjk-higuruma-jujutsu-kaisen-gif-2081143640985071325

[long heath]

my dad and sister tried pulling some shit on me when i was 17 saying i was doing pills

[sterile raft]

All these gifs in a row

[long heath]

add on a gif

[sterile raft]

[long heath]

frosted flakes are so gas for about 4 minutes

[sterile raft]

And then they get mushy

[faint palm]

cringe

[long prawn]

come on unc

dont do that

[dim sparrow]

Looool that never happened to me. But they did always accuse me of being high. (I was)

[dusky grove]

still got leftover daves but questioning whether to eat it or not cuz rn my stomach still fucked from it

[long heath]

it's like having paper in you mouth

[long heath]

fine nephew only 81 tonight just for you

[long prawn]

fs fs

[long heath]

how's your stomach fucked from dave's 😭

[dusky grove]

its real easy to tell lol

[long heath]

what spice level did you get

[dim sparrow]

think about that one cigarette though. It will feel so left out

[amber path]

Its a joke , My husband has a business & im a stay at home mom

[long heath]

it's going to get eaten instead of smoked

[dusky grove]

extra hot

never reaper level like last time

[long heath]

why the fuck yoi going that high if yo stomach can't handle it gang 😭😭

i usually just get medium

[dim sparrow]

ahhh valid. it’s on a differentpath to the others

[long heath]

got a little spice but still enjoyable

[dusky grove]

nahhh i can usually just not reaper
prob cuz i was empty

which makes more sense

cuz ur not supposed to eat high levels with an empty stomach

hurts

[dim sparrow]

I’m gonna have a nap on the train

[main parcel]

I will never understand people who use too much hot sauce

[dim sparrow]

[main parcel]

You’re on a train I’m on a bus

[dusky grove]

how long is the ride

[dim sparrow]

20mins

then I got a 45min one after

[dusky grove]

do a power nap lol

[dim sparrow]

yurrr

I got it down

but I’m looking for a new job so ion have to do this fuckass commute

[dusky grove]

yeah fs lmaoo

i mean rn i work from home cuz self employed but when i do get a job again i hope its not a shitty commute

[long prawn]

[dim sparrow]

Commuting is like the worst part

[dusky grove]

sonflower

[long heath]

sonruly

[dusky grove]

the funny thing about my commute is it was literally a 20 min bicycle ride every day lol

[dim sparrow]

You see like that’s pretty alright anything over like

45mins

is deaddd

[long heath]

honestly that picture of meg griffin on the menstrual cycle is my favorite picture in the world

[dusky grove]

yeahhh only issue was the intense sun

i was always scarded my phone would explode or sm

cuz it was burning hot

[dusky grove]

the best scene was

"joe you look like used toothpaste"

peter comes with a fucking tank out of nowhere and flattens joe

[long prawn]

id like to have this to get around

[faint palm]

cringe

Imagine being married

(I'm practically married as well)

[long heath]

the allen rick man answering machine thooo

[long heath]

it's a great way to get around town

[long prawn]

it truly is

[long heath]

https://tenor.com/view/japanese-used-car-used-car-used-car-exporter-honda-fit2017-gif-21996720

sorry random as fuck

but just found this absolute gem

i can't even remember what i searched to get a honda fit 2017 gif

anyways good night chat

[stark steppe]

@long heath

Tattoo done?

[minor hill]

shame its not an emannuel

[stark steppe]

@minor hill

[minor hill]

yur

[stark steppe]

I pay 1.6k lesgeld

I have school today

And they said

Yeha the first half hour u guys can talk

To eachother

[wary widget]

Imagine going to school

Get a job without an education

[stark steppe]

I would end up like you

30 years old in discord server

[long harness]

dont be this guy he works at mcdonalds

[stark steppe]

U serious

[wary widget]

Woah buddy misinformation is rule breaking

You're getting modmailed bucko

[stark steppe]

@wary widget get me 20 nugs while u at it

[wary widget]

Enjoy the downvote

[long prawn]

[exotic depot]

Ok

[wary widget]

[minor hill]

wow hes basically calling u a fart

[long harness]

just put the fries in the bag

[exotic depot]

What's happening

[wary widget]

Gun to your head name every McDonald's location

Without googling it

[long harness]

can i use duckduckgo

[wary widget]

Without the use of any external source that would provide information to said question

[upper token]

Helo big Joe

[wary widget]

hey rumi

[upper token]

https://tenor.com/view/sango-grouper-splatoon-splatoon-2-splatoon-3-gif-15818348802209545804

[stark steppe]

Utah

Salt lake city

[long harness]

Earth

[long prawn]

[tight linden]

https://tenor.com/view/pirate-ship-pirates-of-the-caribbean-johnny-depp-jack-sparrow-rum-gif-12107961

[forest shuttle]

I sold them all

[long prawn]

[dim sparrow]

did you have to pay rent

[forest shuttle]

Why do i have to pay rent when im the landlord?

[dim sparrow]

when fly backwards

[long prawn]

right now

[main parcel]

Gta6 leak

[long prawn]

im so excited i got the actually good vegas scenery to work

[long prawn]

might get arrested for giving such a huge leak

[dim sparrow]

uuuuh good point

I meant court fees

[dim sparrow]

W

[main parcel]

W modder

[dim sparrow]

use the pyro

[long prawn]

fr though, idk if the real life version of this is in msfs

[dim sparrow]

I’m better pilot than danish trust

[stark steppe]

@dim sparrow drake

[long prawn]

hold up one minute.

let me show you my stats

how many hours u got

[dim sparrow]

this all I gotta say

[dim sparrow]

too many it broke the counter

[long prawn]

god damn wtf

[dim sparrow]

ekard

[dim sparrow]

I do ts irl trust

[vague helm]

sorry you were stabbed 35 times in the chest tomorrow for posting gta content 💔

[proud plover]

holy yap

[proud plover]

JA TO THE MAÈ !!

[long prawn]

GO AWAY

[proud plover]

OMG MY FRIEND

[long prawn]

[long prawn]

HI MY FRIEND

[dim sparrow]

smooth ahh landing

[dim sparrow]

MELODAÉ

[long prawn]

wanna see a lil knockdown i got earlier

[dim sparrow]

noooo can the stabbing happen today please :(

[proud plover]

HELLO YOUNGLING

[long prawn]

[dim sparrow]

yurrrr I do

[proud plover]

whos stabbing u ill skin them

[forest shuttle]

35 stabbing or 35 shots.

[dim sparrow]

wall is coming for me :(

[proud plover]

no i wont allow this

i cant commit crimes without you

[dim sparrow]

ooooh ts is clean

[dim sparrow]

I live in London it gotta be stabs

have to stay true to my roots

[long prawn]

RIGHT

i proceeded to lose to him

[proud plover]

lets all just stab danish

[long prawn]

[proud plover]

seems fair

[long prawn]

WHAT DID I DO

WHY

[dim sparrow]

I’m gonna flee to Australia they’ll never find me

[forest shuttle]

You're the victim and the culprit, you dont get to choose.

[dim sparrow]

wtf you were cooking his ahh

[stark steppe]

@proud plover

[dim sparrow]

I agree with this

[long prawn]

i swear to god bro, i fought him for 7 rounds until i lost by 3 knockdown rule

[woven fog]

MELODY

[proud plover]

IM SORRY ITS JUST A REFLEX ATP😭😭