community

[long prawn]

[sweet quest]

dont really have a favorite food

[sterile raft]

Mfs will get the cheapest hunk of ewaste to plug into their computer and then complain because the object they use 100% of the time they are interfacing with the pc is bad.

But then also complain that when people tell them they should get reliable, durable, but expensive keyboards and mice, like its not the thing that let's you interact with the pc every time you use it,

[icy compass]

Fimsh

[quiet kindle]

Okay

maybe

[sweet quest]

but if i had to pick one it would probably be pasta?

[tiny atlas]

flish

[quiet kindle]

what? is this me shad

[icy compass]

Hisf

[long prawn]

s

[quiet kindle]

the opposite happens to me

[tiny atlas]

tsif

[long prawn]

sitf

[quiet kindle]

someone keeps telljgm e to only get cheap knockoff brands instead of razer or logitech

like bro i’m not buying some random indie mouse brand

[icy compass]

Finsh

We here in the community chat are brain rotted

[tiny atlas]

can confirm

[sterile raft]

"Is this $15 keyboard good?"
Yeah in a pinch but those switches are dogshit

"Is this $300 mouse good?"
Maybe, but do your research because Gayyyyymiiing is a buzzword to overprice things

Get office equipment

[icy compass]

You forgot clicky keyboard

[long prawn]

he said gay

[tiny atlas]

yeah, but office mice are heavy

my weak gamer arms needs a 60g mouse

[icy compass]

Are the cables strong enough ?

[sweet quest]

i dont know any office mouse with 50 programmable buttons

which is required for peak gayyyyyymiiing

[tiny atlas]

strong enough? the cables on office mice are half the weight

[sterile raft]

If it can stand up to a 45 year old salary man who beats the fuck out of his chair for 30 years in a row when he misses sales goals in the 80s its a good fucking chair

[sterile raft]

Mfs when rgb

[icy compass]

No wonder they use to choke unruly co workers with em

[sterile raft]

They sturdy!

You can use a 1990s mouse like a fuckin flail

[sweet quest]

its not a proper mouse if you dont get an epileptic attack atleast once a day due to the RGB

[sterile raft]

And then still use it

[icy compass]

I gotta get an office grade mouse

Can I get it from staples

[sterile raft]

Shit prolly

[tight linden]

I can’t believe I found call of duty Black Ops one and two

[sterile raft]

Get a real chair while youre there too

[tiny atlas]

the chair is next level

[quiet kindle]

No it’s not lol

[icy compass]

Where is this elite ball knowledge of old strong mice

[quiet kindle]

ur confuse

[tiny atlas]

but tbh don't buy chairs brand new, i'd buy chairs from offices that are shutting down because they're in a rush to offload assets

[icy compass]

Can I get a cheap herman miller

[sterile raft]

Selling people $450 chairs with some of the most dogshit cushions and funniest support layouts

[tiny atlas]

yeah

[quiet kindle]

thsi is the third part one and it’s the cheaper one

[icy compass]

Give me the knowledge where to buy said good used chairs

[sterile raft]

People when I ask them "how many hours is that cushion rated for" and its like 4.

They sit in it 8

[tiny atlas]

perhaps we're looking at two different mice then

[icy compass]

I’m going in market place for ibm mice

[tiny atlas]

these two links are the links you sent, my currency is not in gbp

[tiny atlas]

can you look for an ibm model m for me

ty

[sterile raft]

Get you a fuckin thumb trackball

Never worry about "is my mouse good or bad" again

[icy compass]

I found one with that fucky old 2000s usb port

[sterile raft]

You mean a PS2

[tiny atlas]

what am i gonna do with a thumb trackball

[icy compass]

That one with the circle on the plastic port

[tiny atlas]

it's gonna be like 3/4 the weight of the mouse

[sterile raft]

Theyre good for shooters, ironically

[tight linden]

My gaming chair sucks. I want a Batman or a joker one.

[icy compass]

It’s a mace

[tiny atlas]

why, do you bind fire to the wheel

and then go speeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen for MAXIMUM DAMAGE PER SECOND

[quiet kindle]

wthh

[icy compass]

I love clicky keyboards

[quiet kindle]

how is the price different

[sweet quest]

Frinctionless scroll wheel + can of compressed air is MAXIMUMER DAMAGE PER SECOND

[icy compass]

The truck

[sterile raft]

You dont move your hand

Your thumb is the mouse

[tiny atlas]

but

[sterile raft]

It gets better

[tiny atlas]

that's worse for shooters

[tiny atlas]

you do that on a controller joystick, and controllers are terrible for shooters

[sweet quest]

mans thumb is gonna grow a bicep

[sterile raft]

Its at an angle

[tiny atlas]

angled for my pleasure

[sweet quest]

just use this

[tiny atlas]

i do want something like a work mouse

like the mx master

[sterile raft]

Nah I beat doom 1 with one of these badboys

Back in the day

Clearly good for modern shooters

[sweet quest]

or this

thats a keyboard

[tiny atlas]

i used to know people who pubstomped using a trackpad or the thinkpad nub

[sweet quest]

6 buttons per finger

[icy compass]

On low sense ye

[tiny atlas]

i actually kind of want two of these for some kind of mech game

[sterile raft]

Anyway the reason a trackball is better is because your fingers have far more precision than your wrist

For small movements

[tiny atlas]

is that why i aim better than controller players

[sterile raft]

I lied I actually played games on this hunk of shit

Amazing amazon

With an avif image

[icy compass]

Looks miserable to play game on

[sterile raft]

Runescape was not exactly the deepest of games

[long heath]

aint nobody using that doohickey

[sterile raft]

Once you got used to it it really wasn't bad

[proud plover]

the build😭

[sterile raft]

Idk how it holds up today

[tiny atlas]

isn't runescape one of those games where you want those mice that have a billion mouse buttons on the side

[sterile raft]

Presumably it doesnt

[sterile raft]

Maybe NOW

[icy compass]

The dumb mice

[sterile raft]

I wonder when Warcraft started bullying builders into putting 45 buttons on mice

[tiny atlas]

oh wait a minute i have wine

uhh, didn't they always

[sterile raft]

2009

Razer naga was the first with 12

[tiny atlas]

did the naga only have 12

i swear it had like 36

[tardy thorn]

And it sounds like a turbine

[sterile raft]

Theoretically in the 1990s you had the Microsoft Intellimouse with like 7 or something for office workers

[tight linden]

Hi

[sterile raft]

But it says the 09 Naga was the first "mmo standard" mouse

[tiny atlas]

ah, back when razer made good things

[icy compass]

I have a Microsoft branded mice

[dusky grove]

the fuck is this

[tiny atlas]

literally my question exactly

[tardy thorn]

Obviously it's the Logitech Trackman Marble Trackball Mouse

[dusky grove]

is that ball.. a scroller??

[sterile raft]

2000s era office equipment we kids commandeered from our parents to play shitass flash games on miniclip

[icy compass]

We yapping about office equipment

[sterile raft]

Yeah boi

I want one even now

[tiny atlas]

of all the things i thought you were confused about, i didn't think it would be the fact that it's a ball scroller

[sterile raft]

Mm love me a ball scroller

[icy compass]

Those mice weird

[dusky grove]

theres so much more wrong with this aside from the ball scroller lol

[tiny atlas]

they do feel nice until you start gaming and it weighs like 1000g or some ass

[proud plover]

hai

[tiny atlas]

yes precisely

the mouse itself is insane even as far as ball scrollers go

[dusky grove]

i got a decent mouse but i need to make change with my keyboard, im tired of this mechanical keyboard i make too many typing errors

[pseudo turret]

Man why can we just have normal mouse

[tight linden]

How r u today

[dusky grove]

like signalrgb did send it to me yes, but i hate it

[sterile raft]

The first "gaming" mouse was 1999/2000 razer Boomslang
Featuring a ball in the bottom to get 2000 Dpi. But still n
Had your standard button layout.

[dusky grove]

[icy compass]

It’s the 2000s ibm mice

[pseudo turret]

No like wheel and click

No special things

[dusky grove]

looks like your early 2000s gaming to pretend like you're in a new era but its just y2k shit

thats that it looks like to me

[sterile raft]

Yeah thereabouts probably

[tiny atlas]

hey y2k shit was cool 😢

[dusky grove]

ppl back then had weird visions of next gen gaming

[nimble jay]

ballz

[proud plover]

im goodddd HRU

[nimble jay]

I just watched the last air bender movie

[tight linden]

Great

[nimble jay]

peak

[sterile raft]

To be fair at the time, the only real competitive scene was mostly quake

[proud plover]

be ungreat

[dusky grove]

heyy hru

[nimble jay]

I hope they release that movie in theaters so i can give them money

[tight linden]

No

[proud plover]

DARKIEEE goodd wbuuu

[nimble jay]

I feel bad that it got leaked

[proud plover]

yes

[tight linden]

No, I’m watching The Flash

[sterile raft]

You wanna come over and use my ball scroller mouse

[dusky grove]

i just bought more pc games as i fully make the switch to pc gaming

[sterile raft]

[proud plover]

the series? is it good i wanna watch it

[dusky grove]

balls

[tight linden]

From season one to 6

[proud plover]

someones rich rich 🥀

[dusky grove]

i watched it yrs back, it was fineeee

but started losing connection halfway

[tight linden]

I am

[sterile raft]

Ah fuck genuine question

Is this too close to raw chicken

Like, do I need to throw these eggs out

[icy compass]

Hmm no safe

[sterile raft]

Theyre boiled eggs

[dusky grove]

uhhhh

[tight linden]

I would throw everything out

[icy compass]

Can’t you down it with vodka

[dusky grove]

it's not guranteed infection but high risk

[tiny atlas]

can you uhhh

reboil them

lol

[sterile raft]

I could i guess

[tight linden]

Actually, no time travel into the past to fix your mistake

[dusky grove]

its gonna explode

the shell will crack and the whites will leak through if you boil more lol

[sterile raft]

Im just gonna bin em I had 2 extra anyway

[dusky grove]

throw them

[tiny atlas]

eh yeah

[tight linden]

https://tenor.com/view/aliens-ancient-explaining-history-channel-gif-384176268173407300

[icy compass]

@tiny atlas boil them in vodka

[dusky grove]

bad influence

[icy compass]

Get vodka tasting eggs

[tiny atlas]

it seems like a real shame because the edible bits are in the shell which is safe, but i don't think you can safely remove the shell without possibly contaminating the inside

[dusky grove]

you want to see me make vodka pasta someday

[icy compass]

I made whisky burgers before

[proud plover]

would you like to make a donation to charity (me)

[dusky grove]

its also because the pathogens can enter through the poures easily

[tight linden]

No the best I can do is randomly give you supportive comments about your business that I find fascinating

[sterile raft]

And one of these cracked open during cooking.So the inside bit is exposed anyway

[icy compass]

Throw

[proud plover]

OMG ill take it

[sterile raft]

Shame I like eeegs

[dusky grove]

me too

never miss a day im eating like 4 or 5

[tight linden]

Meow

[tiny atlas]

bro you trying to become gaston or something

wth

like i like eggs too but every day?

[tight linden]

I think we should bring back DVDs

[static hemlock]

@sterile raft just lightly boil them again

[dusky grove]

easy source of protein in the morning imo

[proud plover]

rawr

[dusky grove]

and cheap

[tiny atlas]

yeah but i do like, two in the morning

not five

[tight linden]

https://tenor.com/view/batman-logo-gif-13827947

[proud plover]

we should bring back walkman and mp3 players

[tight linden]

I still have CDs

[dusky grove]

its really cause i eat twice a day not 3 times, and splitting into 2 worked well for me these past months

[static hemlock]

My homie was listening to some strange stuff lol

[tiny atlas]

way ahead of you on that

have oyu seen the fiio snowsky echo mini

its so cute

[tight linden]

I remember in high school my year level was out getting food and I asked my teacher. Can I run to JB hi-fi to grab my CD? He goes alright run I tore my ACL getting a Nirvana CD

[dusky grove]

but in total i eat 1.8k cals

a day

[tiny atlas]

i should really keep track

[dusky grove]

i dont keep track but i started to cuz its been faster

recomp

[proud plover]

ohh my days did it fully heal?? and i used to listen to them lolz

[tight linden]

Nah I walk with a permanent limp now

[sterile raft]

I've already thrown em away

[dusky grove]

cuz i dont want to build fat while im in this period yk

just lean

[tiny atlas]

yea im too late

never too late to get rid of it though

[dusky grove]

yeahhh its legit only cals lol

[icy compass]

Eat burrito

Real good

[dusky grove]

i did yesterday

[static hemlock]

Noooo

[dusky grove]

burrito bowl

from gas station

[proud plover]

fr??

[static hemlock]

Also just some of the lyrics to that song lol

[tight linden]

It’s not really noticeable too much, but once you notice that you notice it

[static hemlock]

This is by AC/DC

[dusky grove]

balls

[icy compass]

I had a Cali burrito

[proud plover]

that must be so annoying for you youre not able to play sports? go gym? or is it safe to

[dusky grove]

i need to get more games and let them collect dust for no reason

[tiny atlas]

i tried to run atm10

man

i think i need more ram

[tight linden]

Yeah, I can do everything I’ve ever done. I just walk with a limp.

[dusky grove]

yeahhh on my old 8gb laptop it wouldnt even boot up

[tiny atlas]

8gb not enough

[dusky grove]

on this pc ive allocated 16 gb to make it run

[tiny atlas]

i have 16 and it took about half an hour to load, and ran at about 20fps the moment i loaded into the world

unplayable

[dusky grove]

usually ranging 150-200 fps on comp unbound ultra

[dusky grove]

with or without shaderpack

[tiny atlas]

without

[dusky grove]

what cpu do you have

[tiny atlas]

5700g

[static hemlock]

Verse 3 wasn't any better lmfao

Although that goes far enough I don't think I'm allowed to post that lol

[dusky grove]

ryzen cpus generally have a bad rep when minecraft's involved

but honestly this is like the worst optimised modpack ive ever seen

[tiny atlas]

yeah good or bad, it's just minecraft, right?
evidently not with this modpack

[static hemlock]

Still like how this professional wrestler does her face paint

[dusky grove]

minecraft doesnt utilize ryzen multicore advantage to an extent which can be seen in the stutters and bottlenecking

single core reliance

[static hemlock]

Rip

[tiny atlas]

amd moment

[static hemlock]

More like Minecraft moment

[dusky grove]

i went with intel because i didnt really buy this pc for gaming but for more heavy tasks such as 4k editing, rendering, multitasking, etc
ryzen cpu's are more focused on gaming and has its advantage for gaming, but only gaming really

[solemn crater]

why are we still up

[static hemlock]

If it can run on a Series X I don't think it's the Ryzens fault

[dusky grove]

but its 8 in the morning

[static hemlock]

I think it's more they really just don't wanna optimize it

[dusky grove]

the main problems with mc stems from its super high cpu usage

and dogshit memory collection

though mojang always releases patches from time to time to help improve it, its not helping

but its def way better than before, older mc was abysmal

[tiny atlas]

back in my day we played on 2 chunk render distance and we liked it

[dusky grove]

yeah i used to play 8 chunks 30 fps i didnt mind it cause i was on ps4 during the time

just another console experience

[tiny atlas]

good times huh

[dusky grove]

yess 1.7.10 was cool

[long heath]

i remember watching creepypasta videos while building a parkour world

[dusky grove]

yeah i used to build parkour courses on ps3 edition

and floating islands, to pretend i was in the aether cause the aether portal didnt work

[tiny atlas]

i played aether mod one time

it was really fun

shame it didn't get updated

[long heath]

yeah its soooo out of date now

i always wanted to when i was a kid and id try to make the portal on 360

shit was such a huge let down when i finally did cuz it was so out of the time

[dusky grove]

i didnt really play any mods till i got mc on my macbook in 2019

[dusky grove]

its crazy how everyone collectively had the same disappointment as a kid trying it out

[dusky grove]

yeah there's a fanmade port of it which is in atm10 too

aether legacy or something

[vapid nacelle]

[dusky grove]

mr mabow says shutup

[wide tartan]

lol my cat just freak woke up me

hahahahah Cat was chasing a lizard now days in my room ahahah its like the Lizzard is playing Tom and Jerry

Cat just literally pull down the entire curtain rod

[vapid nacelle]

mr mabow says it's larp time

[dusky grove]

@vapid nacelle buy pih

[wide tartan]

and shit came crashing down ahd woke me up ahahah me at 12AM fixing a curtain rod lol neighbours prob was like wha the heck this person is doing at thsi hour

[dusky grove]

this game changed my life

[wide tartan]

the goat one chanced my life

thats the og of them all

[nimble jay]

https://youtube.com/shorts/7yWPjiY_MNU?si=lh6avpNA0ieKkj0C
What a useless lump of lard

[wide tartan]

cant remember the name

[nimble jay]

power tripping asshole lmao hoa's are so useless

[dusky grove]

hoas are a bunch of shitty karens

always bitching

[vapid nacelle]

why are they nerfing my internet

[dusky grove]

larp

why do u have UE

[vapid nacelle]

https://giphy.com/gifs/luffy-larpy-wanomaniac-NJyguwrCGQFPpggqXW

I will make a city sim

[dusky grove]

hop on spelunky

[vapid nacelle]

my life is over

why do devs use UE5 if they could still access UE4

trying to achieve a breakthrough ?

[dusky grove]

better tools

than 4 had

[tiny atlas]

5 is bigger than 4

[vapid nacelle]

whoa

[dusky grove]

and AAA games are like

[vapid nacelle]

I think even indie fellas use it

[dusky grove]

who gives a damn if you like the game or not, admire our graphics and presentation instead of the actual game

[dusky grove]

i dont really see indie games use UE unless they're fan ones

only stuff like gms, construct, unity, etc

lighter and simpler tools

[vapid nacelle]

UE has better physics than Unity I think

matters in sims

[dusky grove]

ue5's physics is better yeah

[vapid nacelle]

even 4

have u heard of CARLA

[sterile raft]

Cinder Carla?

[vapid nacelle]

it's a simulator thingy

[dusky grove]

youve told me about it before

yeah

[vapid nacelle]

works on UE

[vapid nacelle]

hop on carla

[tiny atlas]

chatty?

[sterile raft]

He always gets done dirty

[vapid nacelle]

Car Learning to Act

[dusky grove]

hop on

[vapid nacelle]

who tryna carla

[dusky grove]

be a good engineer and download revit

[tiny atlas]

quick slow quick quick slow

[vapid nacelle]

I want freeware

I love freeware

[dusky grove]

everything is freeware if you think about it

[vapid nacelle]

nah

no more

[sterile raft]

Tripping the light fantastic?

Iguana had 4 shots and blew em all

Chattys Itano Circus reference is a nice inclusion, except when online mfs do it

[tiny atlas]

i was gonna play it again

but my controller broke

again

[sterile raft]

Dang

[tiny atlas]

but if i've already beat it like 5 times, do i really need to play any more

[sterile raft]

I just want a big heavy single player mech game

[tiny atlas]

what's wrong with mechwarrior 5

[sterile raft]

Never played it, is it single player?

[tiny atlas]

yeah

exclusively singleplayer, needs to be modded for multiplayer

[sterile raft]

City environs?

[tiny atlas]

there's an online pvp one, that one obviously isn't the right one

but the campaign one is singleplayer

[sterile raft]

Open world or mission like ac?

[tiny atlas]

mission based

but the maps are really large

[sterile raft]

Dang

[tiny atlas]

it also plays significantly slower than ac, these are those slow mechs

[sterile raft]

That was next Q lol

[wide tartan]

!patron

[pliant current]

Feeling generous? Support us on https://www.patreon.com/gtaodiscord and receive awesome rewards!

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[sterile raft]

No boosting around?

[tiny atlas]

depends on the mech you buy

you can buy them

it's like a garage of cars except your cars are murder machines

[sterile raft]

I want armored core: elden ring

But thats not a game

[tiny atlas]

mechs are expensive yo can't just run around the entire map without maintenance and downtime

[sterile raft]

Pesky realism

[tiny atlas]

singleplayer

this one

[sterile raft]

Yeah its on my wishlist

[tiny atlas]

might also fascinate you to know that mechwarriors was originally a tabletop game

in case you wanted a change from dnd

[sterile raft]

Yea

[modern pine]

[sterile raft]

Hey nate how have you been!

[modern pine]

Good! How about you Hooty?

[sterile raft]

Im ok moving sucks

2 weeks later and pc still isnt hooked up

[modern pine]

Just don't move, easy! Stay where you are

[sterile raft]

I already moved lol

[modern pine]

Why did you move?

[tiny atlas]

he wants to drive his car year round

[modern pine]

I mean he can where he was

[tight linden]

I hate moving houses

[tiny atlas]

could he

[modern pine]

He could

[tight linden]

https://tenor.com/view/wahoo-fish-fish-spin-realfishguy-gif-7133228637650880735

[modern pine]

@sterile raft Did you move far?

[tiny atlas]

he moved to the land down under

[nimble jay]

https://giphy.com/gifs/gJCSzjz5V13YO7MZcZ

[modern pine]

Mexico? wth

[tiny atlas]

he's moving to show skipper that he's eating tajin wrong

[solemn crater]

argatha

[modern pine]

He moved to the wrong place skipper isn't down under

[sterile raft]

Fiance wanted to

[proud plover]

holy yap

[sterile raft]

Across the entire city

[tight linden]

i’m in your walls bring pizza

[proud plover]

no bring ME pizza

[sterile raft]

The sub level 50 talking in chat about people yapping

[tight linden]

No, last time I brought a girl pizza I ended up almost fighting the delivery driver

[modern pine]

To a better, more affordable place?

[sterile raft]

Same price but nownwe have a garage

And picked up a third wheel

His rent is going down

With this new lease

[tiny atlas]

ah

[proud plover]

idc i want food

[tight linden]

Well, ask your boyfriend

[sterile raft]

His rent is dropping like $300/mo

Lmao

[modern pine]

Whos the 3rd wheel? Cause I'm still here alone

[proud plover]

NO

free food is free food

[tight linden]

YES

[sterile raft]

We signed for a year, if you can find me a place to work that is above COL and help me figure out how a visa works i would love to try the grass on the other side

[tiny atlas]

above col? you want higher col?

[sterile raft]

And if you pay your bills and dont leave food lying around we will probably need a roomate

[sterile raft]

Job that pays well, I make above median where im at

Which didnt feel hard tbh

[modern pine]

Hmmm

[tiny atlas]

there's no such thing as pays well in canada

[modern pine]

I don't leave food lying around I have a small issue with dishes though

but like not around

[tiny atlas]

alabama salaries at california cost of living

[modern pine]

Saturn gets paid well

[tiny atlas]

sorta

[lime beacon]

hi

[tiny atlas]

hi

[tight linden]

Hi

[modern pine]

Satrun with his NASA PC and VR headsets

[long heath]

who are you his accountant

[modern pine]

I could be, I've got a major in accounting

[tiny atlas]

no, that would be me

[long heath]

write me some fraudulent checks

[tiny atlas]

damn it, why are we both his accountants

[sterile raft]

I come from big security background, those jobs tend to swing pretty well and are largely ai resistant

[modern pine]

the fuck is a cheque?

[sterile raft]

Cant automate a prison huehuehue

[long heath]

you can't even account for 4 raisins

[tiny atlas]

damn you got me there

[modern pine]

we're accountabili buddies

[tiny atlas]

i only account in money

[sterile raft]

Idk anyone still inking checks

[modern pine]

With enough money I could

[long heath]

i had to go to my bank for checks just for one mechanic shop

[tiny atlas]

automate a prison? that's what the accounting department is, an automated prison

[sterile raft]

Nah inmates are as crafty as children and love to break electronics

[dim pebble]

I dreamed that I fell asleep at the scream movie because I was taken there at 1am

[long heath]

checks are useful when you're spending a ton at once because some places charge service fees for card

[sterile raft]

Our mind is the real prison

[long prawn]

[long heath]

grampa ass wisdom

[modern pine]

AI can be just as crafty. Lock down? Fuck that just release a knock out gas

[sterile raft]

Make them collapse in the middle of the halls

Great move

Keeps em guessing

[modern pine]

exactly

[tight linden]

Hi other fighter

[long prawn]

hi other fighter

[tight linden]

The day before weighing, do you eat porridge?

[long prawn]

i dont eat at all

[tight linden]

If I have to eat porridge and distilled water one more time, I’m going to bite my hand for some taste

[long prawn]

then on the day of weighing, i dont drink until after its done

youre trying to make weight rn?

[tight linden]

Nope I still have another 35 to drop

Probably more since I had two bags of Doritos yesterday

[long prawn]

whats the limit

[tight linden]

Light heavyweight 205

[long prawn]

[tight linden]

Although those Doritos were pretty fucking good

But now I’m still fucking miserable

[long heath]

Hey Guys! Lucifa Here!

[modern pine]

Where?

[tiny atlas]

under there

[modern pine]

Under where?

[tiny atlas]

@vapid nacelle

[nimble jay]

https://www.cars.com/vehicledetail/bf989913-328f-4244-9929-604939268907

Violating rule 10 real quick

Who wanna buy me this

Pretty please

[tiny atlas]

not me

i'm buying it for myself

[modern pine]

Buy it yourself, you're a strong, independent man who needs no one

[vague helm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1233155386983321672/1368369759112003705/togif-23.gif

[tight linden]

https://tenor.com/view/no-the-office-michael-scott-scream-gif-16929305

[nimble jay]

I ain't got $60,000

[modern pine]

Finance it, brokie

[tight linden]

I’ve been procrastinating playing Black ops for the last three hours. I’m gonna continue doing that.

[spark briar]

Not bad but 4c why not gulia

[nimble jay]

I already have a fun 4 door car

I need something really light and really impractical

[spark briar]

I sea

Bank can help you

@vapid nacelle

[long prawn]

haha you said it

[long prawn]

i 100% do

[nimble jay]

I would love a Guilia but only a quadrifoglio

[long prawn]

unc

[tight linden]

You’re Unc

[long prawn]

i can make this happen

whats in it for me

[nimble jay]

Um

[long prawn]

better be good

[long prawn]

no

[nimble jay]

A firm handshake and a bag of Swedish fish

🥀

[long prawn]

can you change swedish fish to fries

[tight linden]

Yes

[long prawn]

i dont fw swedish fish

then you got yourself a deal

[nimble jay]

Yippie

[modern pine]

❤️

[tight linden]

How about I give you some Fredo frogs?

[long prawn]

exciting isnt it

[long heath]

for some reason in my mind that's you in your pfp and i can't change my mind about it

[pseudo turret]

Yeah who even likes swedish fish

[long prawn]

ill pass

[long prawn]

chuds

and makki

[nimble jay]

Work is genuinely the only reason I got a sleep schedule it's nuts. If I'm off I'm suddenly going to bed at 2am

Like fuckkk

[modern pine]

I like Swedes does that count? especially the mens

[tight linden]

I will make your weight class just to beat you for not liking Fredo frogs

[nimble jay]

Why can't I just be a morning person

[long prawn]

nuh uh

[pseudo turret]

Like on a road trip of all things you say "ooo I'm feeling some swedish fish this drive"

[long prawn]

i hate mornings

[tight linden]

Oh please I’m 6 foot 5. There is no way in fucking hell I’m making featherweight ever.

[long prawn]

id likely be convinced that this person is ai

[nimble jay]

I like mornings cause it makes me feel like I have more time in the day

[long prawn]

are you actually only 5'6

oh

6'5

[nimble jay]

But I don't naturally wake up early

[tight linden]

Yes

[long prawn]

yes

[pseudo turret]

Exactly. The swedish fish is fuel

[modern pine]

6'5?

[long prawn]

if its not with a loud ass alarm ill never wale up in the mornings

[long prawn]

2 more inches

sorry

[tight linden]

The numbers Mason, what do they mean?

[long heath]

imagine being only 6'5

[long prawn]

are you 6'3

[long heath]

i'm 7'15

[long prawn]

yeah im small, featherweight is where im best

[modern pine]

Height! Silly goose

[tiny atlas]

omg master chief

[long prawn]

god damn unc

[vague helm]

WHERE WAS REZNOZ AFTER YOU ESCAPED THE PRISON

[long prawn]

remember to be nice to him

[pseudo turret]

So 8'3?

[tiny atlas]

whom

[nimble jay]

Being 6 foot 5 sounds like a massive chore. I wouldn't be able to fit in most of the race cars

[long prawn]

in your house

[tight linden]

I have more chance of finding a wife than making featherweight

[nimble jay]

Or the karts

[long prawn]

[long prawn]

that one guy

yk

[tiny atlas]

where's the guy

[long heath]

right here. im the guy

[long prawn]

my unc

lucifalongbottom411

[long heath]

the bottom is very long

[long prawn]

now remember to be kind and send best wishes and kind regards

[long prawn]

[tight linden]

I need to clean my glasses

[long heath]

dawg you need a duster too

[modern pine]

Forget the glasses, I know you can't see this but.. Clean your desk

[nimble jay]

Your giant mouse pad is missing from your desk

[tight linden]

No

[long heath]

why does your setup not have 32 rgb items?

[sterile raft]

@modern pine

[tiny atlas]

ok bro nice flex

[tight linden]

Diet Coke acquired

[sterile raft]

Nate likes the cold starts

[long heath]

alright the puzzle pieces are infact coming together

[modern pine]

Oh sweet baby jesus take me away

[vague helm]

Bo1 Bar mission spotted :b

[tight linden]

Yes

[tiny atlas]

now get suki to send hersd

[nimble jay]

I need to pre order fh6

I keep forgetting to

[heavy sable]

i never preorder anymore

[tiny atlas]

you don't need to, all you get is a funky j50

[tight linden]

I pre-order all the time

[heavy sable]

y

[modern pine]

Holy Cryptic it's Crap!

[heavy sable]

hii

[tight linden]

Because I’m Australian and shit and goes quick

[modern pine]

[nimble jay]

I wanna play the game 4 days early

[heavy sable]

fair

what

[vague helm]

I've stopped pre-ordering basically everything outside of a very few short games, Ill probably get Sod3 pre-ordered and I already have Echoes of Aincrad pre-ordered too, don't think Im preordering anything else this year

[sterile raft]

Why though

[long prawn]

sexy

[long prawn]

do you fw owls

[nimble jay]

I was gonna get the game regardless so to me it's basically money already spent

I just have time actually do it now

[heavy sable]

i stopped preordering cuz too many games are fucking buns and by preordering you’re pushing the notion that you will reward a studio off of an unrealized expectation so their actual effort means that much less

[tight linden]

When I worked at EB games People think that we would get the games when they were released like two weeks before we literally wouldn’t get games until literally 830 in the morning for example we got assassins Creed Mirage literally at 8:30

[vague helm]

Not really, none are around where I am

[tiny atlas]

but money now is worth more than the same money later

[long prawn]

me neither but my sister loves them apparently

[nimble jay]

The last time I pre ordered a non Forza game was Destiny

Lmao

[heavy sable]

like for example 10 years ago i would’ve preordered crimson desert

and 10 years ago i would’ve been disappointed

bc that shit was overhyped

[tight linden]

I pre-ordered the Lego Batman and James Bond game

[heavy sable]

or starfield

or far cry 6

etc

[sterile raft]

1 or 2

[tiny atlas]

you should preorder things you know you'll like because you have experience with the series

[sterile raft]

I remember all the advertising around destiny with celebrities.Dancing

[nimble jay]

I just can't play videogames anymore and even when I did it was very limited to like Minecraft and Halo

[vague helm]

people who pre-ordered concord

[tiny atlas]

i could preorder fh6 because i know it's gonna play nearly exactly the same as fh5, which played the exact same as fh4, which played the exact same as fh3

[tight linden]

I did

[nimble jay]

1, I didn't like it so I never touched 2

[sterile raft]

I know a guy who is top five hundred in concord

[tiny atlas]

i preordered monster hunter wilds because i know it's gonna be the exact same gameplay loop as the four other monster hunter games i've played

[heavy sable]

i have experience with the elder scrolls and fallout but i’m glad i didn’t preorder fallout 76 since it was straight fucking buns and i won’t preorder tes 6 either

i get u tho

[sterile raft]

It was straight hot ass for the first like two years

I hear it's pretty good now though

[tiny atlas]

damn 💀 you just gotta be careful with bethesda, that shit unpredictable

[heavy sable]

i haven’t gone back to retry it lol

maybe one day

[tiny atlas]

you're gonna have to because i don't think tes6 is coming out in our lifetimes

[nimble jay]

The only things I play now pretty exclusively are racing Sims. If I had the money to track cars irl frequently I would probably sell this desktop lmao

[heavy sable]

💀

[nimble jay]

I may still play beam ng drive though

So nvm

Beam is peak

[tight linden]

[nimble jay]

https://tenor.com/view/beam-beam-ng-beam-ng-drive-beam-ng-crash-beam-ng-car-gif-24932736

This game coming out was the start of me hating Apple products

[tight linden]

I wish the Xbox pro controller had the colourful buttons

[nimble jay]

Cause this game wasn't available on mac

[tiny atlas]

i should try beam

doesn't it have good clutch simulation and actual creep

[nimble jay]

I haven't played it in years but I believe it is realistic with something that basic

I'd be concerned if it wasn't

[tiny atlas]

i don't think most sims do good clutch simulations

[nimble jay]

Wdym

[tiny atlas]

absolutely none of them have creep, because when are you realistically ever going to encounter creep in a racing environment

[nimble jay]

You mean like using the clutch without throttle to move up?

[tiny atlas]

yes

and clutch simulation as in things like biting point

i think i've only ever seen beam praised for that

[nimble jay]

I've been exclusively on Assetto for a while and it has a very noticeable bite point at least for me

[tiny atlas]

really

if i lift off clutch at like anything past 5% it's stalling

kind of annoying

even giving it a bit of gas

[nimble jay]

That is how race cars are

Any aftermarket stage clutch meant to handle power will stall immediately

[tiny atlas]

therein lies the problem, i'm trying to get a stock gt86 moving

[nimble jay]

You have to be on it

Hm

The game is also from 2014 their stock cars are pretty mid

The is a gr86 mod that is really good I heard

It's not a pack, just the stand alone car I think it is free

[tiny atlas]

there's plenty

kilin made a few

visually it's ass, but physics-wise they actually bought a gr86 irl to make with

[nimble jay]

My car irl is like that too, the bite is like right off of lifting

There's like a millimeter of space probably

[tiny atlas]

there's right off lifting, and then there's my foot didn't even move on the clutch and it stalls

[nimble jay]

I haven't had that issue but tomorrow I can try a few cars and see

Even in like the Mclaren f1 and f40's which are notorious for stalling I've found the bites for them

No throttle

But for a car like that you should be giving it gas since it wants to engage around 2000 rpm

The Mclaren f1 from the game itself is hard af to drive but once you get the hang of it it feels very thrilling

You're rarely on full throttle it has what feels line infinite torque

Since I'm used to lower hp cars like the f40 and Lotus Elise

[tiny atlas]

lower hp cars like the f40 😭

[nimble jay]

The f40 feels controllable compared to the f1

The f1 I still will spin at the slightest input in 3rd gear at 100mph

F40 I can full throttle in first and 2nd while keeping it straight

[tiny atlas]

frick it, it's ac time right now

[nimble jay]

Lol

I've been mainly using the Alfa Romeo 4c on the Nurburger

Because I wanna get that car irl so bad

[tiny atlas]

you're obsessed with 4c like i was

[nimble jay]

I want either an elise/exige or a 4c

The pendulum swings to either or every now and then

But I really am swaying towards the 4c for a few reasons

I just wish they made it in Manual

[tiny atlas]

yeah if you want the stick then the answer is clear

the 4c won't fill that gap

[vapid nacelle]

hi

[nimble jay]

I already have a stick, but the 4c is a really nice dual clutch

[vapid nacelle]

hi

[nimble jay]

So even without the third pedal I could get the shifting engagement

I'm not a manual snob like ride or die I just prefer the control

A proper dual clutch technically offers that control so as long as it isn't a regular auto or shitty cvt I don't mind

My daily I got now was manual or cvt so the choice was clear for me

[tiny atlas]

today's cvt's aren't that bad anymore, but yeah, between the two it's a clear answer for individuals like you and i

[nimble jay]

Cvt's aren't bad they are a cool piece of engineering and do their job well, but they are like the antichrist for what I am after

I wanna bounce it up the revs

Not be at one continuous rate

I wanna let it off the throttle at 4000 and feel the vibrations innthe cabin and the crackle out the exhaust

Both of which that little car surprisingly offers

Pleasant and unexpected from a factory exhaust

[vague helm]

[tiny atlas]

would you ever consider the type s

[nimble jay]

I even called my mom while she was outside and drove past her car at 5000 rpm, let off the throttle and asked if she heard the brpbrpbrpbrap from it to make sure it wasn't some bullshit speaker noise lol

[nimble jay]

I wanted a type s but it was $54,000

[tiny atlas]

well yeah

[nimble jay]

So me no got all that

[tiny atlas]

it's an si and a type r world of difference

[nimble jay]

$14,000

[dusky grove]

@spark briar streekid, corpo, or nomad for the new save?

[nimble jay]

My monthly payments would go from $480 to $900

It was just not in the cards because I'm frugal and didn't wanna go above my means

And I hate paying interest

I wanna get a heavy down payment for a car that expensive

[tiny atlas]

i don't think that's frugal, that's just common sense

granted, not so common these days

[nimble jay]

My long time friend who is a very knowledgeable car nut also told me I was better off getting the a spec because where I live I will rarely ever use the extra 100 horsepower of the type s

The cars have similar cornering the only major differences are braking, and straight line

[nimble jay]

Yea

Average car payment being like $800 a month

That's crazy

[tiny atlas]

to be fair, the ideal car for most of north america is like, a corolla

we don't ever need or use that extra 100 horsepower

it's a want

[nimble jay]

Yea 200hp feels slow on a straight but it is just enough to gun it if I want to

Like I have the confidence to go around somebody or make a weave if I have to

[tight linden]

Meow

[tiny atlas]

200 doesn't feel slow to me 💀 asiapilled

[nimble jay]

With 150hp, not so much

[nimble jay]

My car weighs only 3000 pounds so 200hp isn't too bad

It's like having a 4500 pound suv with say 350hp

Gets the job done

[proud plover]

yall still yappin

[tiny atlas]

americans like to say anything under 300 isn't a lot
in truth, in smaller countries like japan, cars like the gr86 with a whole 2400cc of displacement overpower a majority of other cars on the road, even other sports cars

[proud plover]

[nimble jay]

The 4c though is a rear biased mid engine thay has 237hp and weighs 2400 or less

So it's a whole new world

With that weight, low 200hp becomes a low 4 seconds 0-60

[long prawn]

[proud plover]

OmgmMGG

[long prawn]

yes its me

[nimble jay]

I love power but what I love more is weight reduction and refined suspension. Without those two power is useless

[proud plover]

ITS YOUU

[nimble jay]

A tractor with 1000hp is fun until you take a turn

If I wanted a sedan with power for cheap I would get an Elantra N

[tiny atlas]

i'm convinced people only drive in straight lines and say that's fun

[nimble jay]

But it just wasn't my cup of tea

It's a cool car tho

[tiny atlas]

i'm pretty sure that's a car that can turn, too

gotta ask melon that

[strange thicket]

hi

[nimble jay]

It definitely can

[dusky grove]

cdl drivers

[nimble jay]

Can confirm

[long prawn]

yes yes what u up to

[long prawn]

hi

[tight linden]

https://tenor.com/view/snatchedup-snatched-bag-over-head-funny-kidnap-gif-15980566315626205368

[tall solar]

Meluuuuuu

[gentle dirge]

[long prawn]

sip

[tight linden]

Hi other fighter

[tiny atlas]

oh my gott it's melon

[long prawn]

hi other fighter

[tight linden]

When’s your next fight

[long prawn]

2 months i think

i got camp soon

[dusky grove]

@tardy thorn welcome to night city is cool af thanks
also ive been running benchmarks, maintaining 120 at everything max

[tight linden]

Mines July i’ve got a monster to fight

[dusky grove]

ray tracing seems cool but ima just turn it off to save power usage

[long prawn]

how tall

[tight linden]

6’8 205 monster of a left hand

[long prawn]

lmao fuck

my next opponent is 5'5 126.4

whats his record

[tight linden]

20-1

he does struggle in the deep around

[long prawn]

not bad

[tight linden]

motherfucker is strong Doesn’t really have stamina as my game plan jab him a lot making him breathe in the eighth

[long prawn]

mine is 47-2 iirc

[tight linden]

We are both going to get burned

[long prawn]

lmao fr

[tight linden]

My game plan is this bring him into the eighth round slip aim for the rib

[long prawn]

ehh its fine we got it fr

[tight linden]

Yes, we do. We’ve got several months and hopefully we both don’t get knocked the fuck out

The one fight he did have the decision he was sucking air pretty good he did slow down past the fourth

[long prawn]

lmao if i even come back alive ill tell you about it fs

47-2, 30 knockouts

god damn

[zenith current]

hello gentleman's

[tight linden]

And we are both fucked

[long prawn]

hello sir

[long prawn]

how many knockouts he got

[zenith current]

what you guys are taking about boxing or something??

[long prawn]

yeah, we both have fights coming up

[tight linden]

18

[long prawn]

fucking hell

[tight linden]

Yep, he is a monster

[zenith current]

damn you guys know how to fight?? that's cool

[tight linden]

I should be been doing it since I was 13

[long prawn]

yes sir

ive been doing it since i was 9

im 17 now and the other guy is in his 20s

[tight linden]

I’m 23 am Unc

[long prawn]

are you on prelims

[tight linden]

Nah for once I’m on the main card

[long prawn]

oh thats fire fr

im on main card as well

[tight linden]

My best friend water

[long prawn]

beautiful

[zenith current]

that's pretty impressive

[tight linden]

I started doing it to relieve stress turns out I was pretty good at fighting

[zenith current]

you damn no age limit or something?

[long prawn]

theres 5 year olds at my gym man

[tight linden]

Well now there is years ago, not really

[zenith current]

oh I see now you proud of yourself?

[tight linden]

Of course

[zenith current]

yoo what that's kinda cool thoo 5 year old

[tight linden]

I used to skip the last class of the day just so I can go to the gym and work out earlier then my coach found out what I was doing and told me if I ever do that again he’ll make me do hil sprints

[long prawn]

lmao i know, i watch him spar and im like

damn

he MOVING

wait a minute

[zenith current]

yeah classes are boring

[long prawn]

@tight linden tell me about ur first ever spar

[tight linden]

16 years old I paired up with this 21 year-old that tried to teach me a lesson

[long prawn]

[tight linden]

My coach read him the riot act and told him don’t ever come back

[long prawn]

in my first spar i was heistant to throw something bro

[tight linden]

My most recent spar was on Friday and I sucked

[long prawn]

honestly man

[zenith current]

height matter in boxing all I know weight matters? I'm right guys!

[long prawn]

you should try going for a title

[long prawn]

height matters as much as weight

[zenith current]

oh so according to your height.... gotach!!

[tight linden]

No

[long prawn]

most of the time its by weight, thats how fighters are paired

[tight linden]

The thing I’ve noticed now since Friday was I was scared I haven’t fought in fucking two years I guess ring rust is real

[long prawn]

yes its very real

[tight linden]

But towards the end, I’m starting to feel a little bit I’ll start Get into the rhythm.

[long prawn]

yeah youll get it back fr

[tight linden]

The reason I stopped was the gym I was at before this one. I couldn’t have kept flying fuck about us. It was literally a guy out of a group your trainer today

Then I became a fat alcoholic

[long prawn]

[tight linden]

Still fat but non-alcoholic

Just 32 pounds left to go

[long prawn]

to 205?

[tight linden]

Yup

Let’s see if the old man still got it

[long prawn]

you still got it unc

fs

big guys are heavy hitters god damn

[tight linden]

The hardest I’ve ever hit was by this Spanish fighter he hit me in the rib and it felt like I’ve been hit with a baseball bat

[long prawn]

[tall solar]

Can I be one as well?

[tight linden]

No

[tall solar]

Why

[tight linden]

Because i’m him

[tall solar]

I wanna drink

[tight linden]

Drink water or lemonade

[spiral helm]

Hi

[long prawn]

hi

[proud plover]

sitTing

[tight linden]

hi

[long prawn]

how do you know what im doing get the hell out of my house

[proud plover]

bepuuuuu

[proud plover]

no

look under ur bed

[tight linden]

Yes daddy

[proud plover]

SORRY??!

[long prawn]

COME ON

[tight linden]

Sorry

[proud plover]

did u see what i saw

[long prawn]

[tall solar]

What doink melu

[tight linden]

Damn AI is getting out of hand

[proud plover]

im sitting bepu WYD

[proud plover]

thank you, good blackmail material

[tall solar]

Sleeping

[proud plover]

@long prawn

[proud plover]

no wake up

[long prawn]

oh

[tight linden]

I’m in your house

[proud plover]

get out

[tight linden]

No

[long prawn]

ok damn

[proud plover]

no not you

[proud plover]

yes

[ivory lark]

Was that an overweight joke?

[long prawn]

so i can stay

[long prawn]

yes

[tight linden]

https://tenor.com/view/come-over-its-free-real-estate-commercial-gif-13719638

[long prawn]

i tried to call her fat

[ivory lark]

[proud plover]

nah its bc im taller than him hes 3’2

[tight linden]

You’re both smoll

[proud plover]

im actually tall

[long prawn]

no

[proud plover]

okay dobby

[long prawn]

ok melogay

[ivory lark]

I don't think that's tall enough to operate an airplane sir

[long prawn]

[tall solar]

Doobydobap

Hi sir anium

[long prawn]

ehh its fine

[ivory lark]

Hi

[long prawn]

thats why there are boosters

thats a real thing btw

[proud plover]

okay E.T

[long prawn]

ykw

[ivory lark]

What's that

[long prawn]

🤝

[long prawn]

if a pilot cant see over the dashboard they can get a booster for the seat

[proud plover]

i forgive you

[long prawn]

thank you

[proud plover]

ure not welcome

https://tenor.com/view/gangster-original-hand-sign-sign-language-gif-17238190

[long prawn]

now lets go frolic in a big ass field

[proud plover]

im a real thug

[long prawn]

where i will leave you

[long prawn]

makki claims to be gangsta

[ivory lark]

Nowaying, anabolic seats

[proud plover]

we’re in a gang together

shes the leader

[tight linden]

How tall

[proud plover]

6’7

https://tenor.com/view/twerking-booty-shaking-gif-16345296

[long prawn]

BUT WHEN I SAY 67

BUT WHEN I SAY 67

[proud plover]

its so annoying

[long prawn]

ITS BAD

[livid wing]

how are you Lumbago