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that sounds like a pepper
Big Bertha is still going strong
that’s the name of my fat unicorn
Or should i go for a ceed
Stabbing my thumb during Thanksgiving
kia
Picanto
need me a 2026 k5
hi
The knife went up and under my thumb pretty deep
can you even see above the steering wheel
gross
idk
that’s why i need me a tesla
Did I learn no because once the bleeding stopped I tried cutting the brownies out again
did you died
picanto
Never say this again please
Nope
fr
The brownies were good though so worth accidentally stabbing my thumb
teslas are cute
They were chocolate + peanut butter with gram cracker crumbs
no
Yes
I hope you enjoy a cup of coffee afterwards
hop on u
not with the same knife right
Are we still gonna have a wedding
WHY DID MY PHONE UPDATE
Lets nkt talk abt it actually or else ill.get banned
so you shush arleady
Think I wouldn't
Yes
i’m on my ipad
f
F
go play roblox
at
i got bored

touch grass
but i did
more
ewww no

You'll get dirty eventually in the game

take a bath
You gotta hunt and cook your own food too
You do it's called washing up in a river
but river has bacteria
You are stuck in an uncharted part of the Amazon rainforest
I’m marinating some chicken again
no one to smell you
Bacteria is the least of your concerns at that point
I would just yk

end my misery
Not about smell it makes you more prone to just parasites
Found that out the hardway trying to get back to camp lol
Had to fight a jaguar
Im literally hallucinating rn
ok
But how come im cant sleep
we aren't real
And being dirty can make your wounds infected
we are a figment of your imagination
So yeah that's fun lol
do you have a gun
I’m in your walls
guys wish me good luck next week on scoring a good Corporate Job
You gotta keep up on protein, carbs, fats and water
Nope
I updated my cv
hey sir i need help
You gotta make use of what's around you
so hope this bastard (me) gets a new job soon to buy gta shark cards
what about a rope
thats
dumbest thing

ever
You can make rope out of vines so yes
no

buying shark cards is
Buy yourself something nice
straight up dumb
Here's a bone axe I crafted
does an escort in real life counts?
If you drink water outright you get parasites
No comment
that's how ig works ye
So you gotta either boil the water or you catch rainwater with things like coconut shells
???
I’m buying an 300+ leather jacket that’s tailored, buy something that lasts long
why
to look cool
I have 2 jobs, I can spend
2 j*bs
we need to make electricity.
Godd blessed me with something long alredy but its only for ladies
hmmmmm
unlike buying shark cards
please go away i dont know you
might buy a new 1440 monitor
ok i guess…
there's kids in here
wait a minute come back
Here's a mushroom that's got antiparasitic properties
ooooof yet the game is 18+
if that’s how it is…
do the maths
sit down while I tell you this
I just want a nice leather jacket to wear out
wait a minute whats that pfp
kfc cup since i had to go away
no come back
I’m looking at wested Indiana jones tailored jacket,
what do i get
Used a bone needle to dig out a parasite under my skin
ok
Relative...😭
go for it, sky is the limit
22 dollars
It’s gonna cost 400+ mostly
and?
2 minutes
ooof sounds right
can you buy a danish?
of what
I’m getting the raiders tailored jacket
depends on which flavor danish
You can make soup
It’s the most tight fitting of the Indy jackets
noyce
gotta get me some new hoddies
hoddie
I have enough of em
I can never get enough
this time gonna get some anime ones
hoddies
alixpress
hi suki
Oh hiii
To make soup you take the boiled water in a coconut shell bring it to the fire to boil then drop in meat
Me too
bro is bear grylls
You gotta watch out for the cannibalistic Amazonian tribe though
discord won't let me change my display name wow
you gotta eat them first
that's the trick
If you leave the area you put out your campfire first or else chances are when you come back they'll show up
Technically you can you'll just lose all your sanity instantly
Become stronger mentally
When your sanity meter drops you start seeing and hearing things that aren't there then you'll eventually die
military

what engine is in that one
@flint sparrow im sitting rn
hell yeah 
good
am I strange or wierd? is there aanyone out there who love to melt cheese with a mayo spread?
Me
Very noyce
it's good
Playing Russian roulette by eating an unknown mushroom
wanna stream for us?
Currently eating
Chicken with scorpion hot sauce
noyce
does it have poison too
thats really spicy
Not compared to my norm
looks natraul
@floral aspen
I can pronouce every igredeint
Fuck sleeping i got work in 28 minutes lock in
that will never stop buring lo
I got others with extract
WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ME WHY DO I HAVE TO LOCK IN
28??
wow last a whole year?
27
I eat them daily
Do you have work
tongue
I cant use any hot saunce
sure
I never have any issues
that's not a sure question
yes it is
makki works in the shein factory
ffree mrch?
My hottest one is 58% Trinidad Scorpion+extract
try Bajan
what's the minimum pay for each hour that y'all would work for?
What's what
Barbados
Depends on COL
another Caribbean Island
col
they have hot sauce too
And depends on the job
Nearly 3 million scoville units
Nahhh
ooooof
Good Lord Hebrew grammar is driving me crazy, I just can't understand
Australia number one
just any job and minimum pay you would agree to
do you attend cooking festivals?
you have a good collection
your toilet must be bulletproof
I wish
Nah see. I wont go back to the prison for anything less than 100k yr post tax.
So $70hr thereabout
Never had any digestive issues
The one I make now i guess.
yes
23-24
yes
wym back to prison
minimum legal pay

mhm

who is logan
don't you have work affe
in 22 minutes but work is only 10 minutes from me
so
not yet
Honestly people are surprised I have a stomach
bad

wha
Wym whats there to ask. I wont work at the prison again unless they offer me $70/hr or more. But thats just that one job. Id take less elsewhere, but that job sucks so hard that I would need 100k a year post tax to feel like I dont want to walk off a bridge
Im shooked
i think most people do idk anything tho
im not a stomachologist or anything
stomachologist
Every meal has extremely hot hot sauce on it
are you Lucifa from Hell or the tv show?
you mean gastroenterologist
lucifa from new york
no stomachologist
nothing ever happens to me
im more of a bellyologist
Stay positive

we can tell…
wsg unc
My most favorite
and I am a Linux Junkie, I a tech addict
how the females treating u
bros stomach can handle a nuke
you mean his doordash drivers?
currently 46 restraining orders looking to get some more
lmao

@floral aspen do you have a license
@gaunt otter yes
shes like 9
for what
getting to work
mane
yes twin yes i can twin
I bought that hot sauce 5 times
makki is licensed to drive this ts shit
i meant any type of driver license!!!
i always drove these without shoes on
and it hurt very much
i have my full license
Makki u tweaking
Here's one most here can handle
this what happens when you don't have school for 2 days
wait bro this shit is collldddddd
how did you know that
nah they didn't have those when we were smol
Cause it's the fucking weekend maybe
and it's Sunday
dude you should make a business on hot suace, you are the expert here
but it’s a saturdua
start that business!
you’re just very rude
i should make a business on methamphetamines
While I haven't made it a business I have made my own
no
imma take logan and hide him
makki will be the drug mule
nice! go for it bro
thank goodness
you can make it
what’s that
don't worry about it
piglet lifestyle
Change song
oink oink
huh h
neoq
piggy
yo
he is
affe tweaking hard
Nay bo
change it back
i can't send shit

can't even spell words correctly
don’t tell me what to do
@long prawn who are you

he’s weird
groundpound
a pilot
almost killed us yesterday
yeah man
because of makki btw
makki hows Switzerland
ik
nah
Yeah according to my source Switzerland is stable please god.
who turned my hallway light on
it’s ok i guess…
Larry
Hey makki
Green
me
my cat is barking at me
can i tell you i hate you then
no
that's not right
?
Bark back
try rebooting it
i’m being the better person and walking away
hey grammer police
grammar
nuh uh
Remember you can always pick them up by the scruff of their neck. It's a soft reset button on cats
ew no she’s heavy
This one I made is a tomato based habanero hot sauce
which country?
I reused a hot sauce bottle I had
US
oh wow this an oiringal you made?
noyce
llooks store quality bro, you should see them
sell*
It's actually really good I wanna make a reaper version lol

hhhh go for it
This is blueberry habanero
wwwwwoooooooooooooh ni3ce
I do not smoke by the way the people I live with do
sure
no judgement bro, we all in life have a habit
big fan of nicotine
The blueberry hot sauce is meant for things like desserts and stuff
I do ike the smelll of petro
holy smoke
didnt knew you could with desserts
must give it a trt
try*
It's very much a thing
woh
Some companies actually make chocolate based hot sauce
Hellfire ran out for the moment but they make a chocolate cherry habanero hot sauce
@wide tartan wow you're already back
the eep is too strong
Another company makes a chocolate strawberry habanero hot sauce
I cant deny food topic
Hellfire also sells hot sauce that are almost like a pizza sauce
One of them
This is another one
I run through anything tomato quickly because I like tomatoes
why is there an entire untouched cigarette in the ashtray though
Ask the people that live with me
dmt is a good next step
No I was lacing weed with LSD and I sometimes on occasion used acid instead of LSD
Gonna be real trying either on a bad day is a mistake
Hi anyone send me server link
I pretty much stopped doing all of that and moved into hot sauce and tech
to what
to what
aachoo😏
scary
my allergies kicked in
The super hot hot sauce can give you essentially a runners high which is partially why I eat it
are you sure it’s just not logan’s scent
It's almost like you blazed weed as there's a hazy effect but I like it
he's pretty far away
don’t underestimate his abilities
So now I can get that while not harming my lungs
why pink 
You do have to consistently go past your threshold though but in my case it's relatively high so I need hotter stuff
my patreon pink was better
I plan on nabbing a 6 million scoville unit hot sauce
Why idk but I want it lol
$17 doans though
twin
HI HI
HI PRETTYY
👀
hiiii
nighty

@floral aspen shut up
u dare tell her to shut up
Meow
yeah YEAH thats what i thought cuH

no be unsad
What’s going on here
hey you shut up
Hey no
Nothing good
why not
Oh
Flintstone
Nah dumbass mobile
dont disrespect it, its a great way to get around town
😭
same thing
My internet is going to give me a stroke
You’re a great way
thank you
I’m not calling you a dumbass. I’m just saying the dumb ass on the on the dumb ass motor mobile
Aw where are the dark blues 🙁
dead
dont disrespect the thingamajig riding the doohickey like that
we killed them all
Apparently not
hello…lucifa
More Batman timeee
what are those eyes for buddy
definitely not for anything.. buddy
i don't believe you, pal
Anyway wanna get together to make some money tonight. Boring running stuff alone
nah, my mom said it's too late to go outside
Lmao. It’s a Saturday. Never too late. But my daughter is asleep so i gotta be quiet
I shouldn’t talk with strangers
but memes aside, check out the LFG channels
That came out wrong
get out
you better
i literally just got here man
im not your buddy, friend
and youre not my friend, guy
so you hate me and want me to die
you're not my guy, pal
Stop
omg i knew that’s what he meant
he’s such a hater
?
i’ll get the shovel you get the garbage bags
done

stop worrying
fine i forgive you
thanks
id rather take a million bucks than be you for a day
so nice
you should learn to be nice like worrying
no
yes
yeah cause being mel is too hard
YOU DONT EVEN DENY IT
all these haters
Why are yall arguing
but i didnt agree to it
or what, brochacho? 🕵️

or else someone is going into the basement 
for free??
you remind me of that one bruno mars and sexy red song
ofc

how do I get in the basement
gotta earn it
think mark
you don’t
why
but i dont want to think
kind regards, mark
👅
what will you have after 500 years
thats a good question man
probably nothing
come on unc you can do better
What
i cant do better
What
id rather eat a grilled rat i think
Let me know
Holy shit Lexi you're still here
what time is it for you guys
Ye. Idk you
8:10 pm
I don't blame you, I texted in the server after a VERY long time lol
oh
4am
come on unc
same!
Wonder if any of the old mates I knew are still here
Oh well welcome back 
On the off-chance that you’re dutch too im going
Im Dutch!
Excellent
Idk. I get object permanence but with people so forget they exist
Well that's fair I mean we didn't use to interact much and I've been gone a long time. Anyone would forget lol
Glad to know you're still here though

Can I help you
Idk
Are you really Dutch or are you like the polish Americans who were of European descent 10 generations ago don't speak the language and never visited the country?
retro????
noo wayyy
Yo darky how you been man?
Retr0
Ga gras aanraken
Wollah ik ga je modmailen
Im going to sleep gn chat
ive been good
its been so long where you been
I've been around man, just stopped playing GTA O for a long time.
At 8pm?

What for? Weirdo
Non English duhhh
Oh. Lol ye
yeahhh I just assumed you wanted to disappear because you left nerea's gc and unadded everyone
free dn
Wait yeah I did lmfao I don't even remember 😭
Where is tryka
lmao
Oh is that what happened aha
zaya retro is here
So like... what have you been upto?
uhhhh
What reason
Yeah it was so damn long ago I don't even remember
No way
I left my job in december to do freelance and I returned to uni back in jan
racism or some shit
Is that zaya? Bruh
I am shocked
retro
Oh? How's that going for you?
Wonder how far in chat they had to go back to find something to boot man's for
Hello Zaya, good day.
maybe they didn’t have to go back at all
very well actually, my income is varied but its been way more than my previous job

Like you'd know
where have you been
Wild. I never saw him be racist
Connections
Hmm, well that's good. And uh... did the conflict affected you?
Ah yes still remember that emoji
very sigma
no not really, although we live in the uae and been hit the most we weren't necessary hurt
Not about sigma just saying I know more than you
Lmao okay
but I dont really care about this conflict
Dont be a troll
That's good to know, I lost my job because of it 💀
Literall6 dont be dumb
damnnn
yeah dubai layoffs have been big because of the missile crisis
Oh yeah
What are you so afraid of lol
theyre resuming f2f uni om monday, not like its any different because I dont attend lectures at all
i only go to do tests/labs
cuz i hate my profs
gone
Wait. What? I asked her not to be dumb. Thats nothing to do with fear
- i really dont need to sit down and listen to my prof yap about a programming language i already know and shit
Fair enough
I don't think they were being dumb
im leaving this country very soon, not relevant to the conflict but a buildup over years
Omg. This is dumb im going bye
I'm siding with you silly
Honestly very fair, I know you never liked the place and well... yes the conflict too I mean it can always escalate at any moments at any times.
making fun of someone isn’t shitposting
tbh its never my reason to leave, i mean ive lived in iraq for over a decade before living in ad and I loved it
Lumbubu
What's good Lumbago my schizo friend?
Collect all 1
start digging in soil farmer
Oh
im just getting my summer internship done and im leaving, everything's ready for me
Where have you planned to move out to?
uhhh
ill give full details in dms
Sure
Dubai chocolate labubu
Miguel send his regards
darn that looks good, I really should fix up and get displays though myself, getting a new desk and chair sometime this week at least
Wonder what box they got dropped into
I got mine from ikea, $130 each, super great deal.considering they're heavy wood and made ready to add lights to
darn indeed
Well I also forgot I have like, 250 on a best buy gift card so thats covering most of it, then I get a paycheck and a bonus this week, so a solid quality desk and a chair should come with that since mine are both like 6+ years old, and visibly degrading on some parts from usage
Juan send its regards
Mr mabow says to eat
i am very confused by the scale
nvm i see it now
I dont
Meow
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Dying first with vigil 🥀
hold yapping
Are you a bosger

eh its fun sometimes
i mostly main chanka ngl
twitch
Oh hi chat
Hello
Hru hooty
Tried to break the world record for most amount of 67 in a minute
hi suki
how did it go
i saw a dude get 190
399
what the fuck
I'm getting closer
67 counts the moment ur hands go parallel to each other
I'm shortening the animation for maximum count
What are you doing with your free time bro
prob a decent workour acshuawwy
Oh hiii
whats the topic
acshuawwy

Yapping
Hmm whats going on?
yapping prob
I felt the words "entire arm workout" in the disturbance of doing my cooking and came to investigate

get back to cooking unc
what the hell is that 😭
Album cover
actually the most random pic ive ever seen
You haven't seen gucci mane album covers
Trust me
Google it
Most clean kitchen
Newly moved int9
the finer things in life
Ill fix that clean part in no time
so close to a leaked address
I should get some beers for when im cooking to make this more enjoyable
Soda in a photo makes me feel like some kind of high-school dropout
How close are your puzzle pieces so far
can someone please help me

nah but fr that envelope in that basket is like a hair away from an atleast partial leaked address
isn't that the back side
why is this £157? but…
this is £146? aren’t they the exact same model? i wanna buy the mouse but not sure which actual listing i should buy, please help thank you!
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you're fine
I cant even make it out with the pixelation and I know what im looking for here lol

yeah luckily discord pixelates tf out of mobile pics

i can't believe hooty lives in Place, United States
the more expensive one is a third-party seller
i live in Place, Japan
stop i live here
I hear place sucks
true.
thats scary
Place with the pixels

ur scary
what did i do man
dont talk to my nephew like that
im just tryna install something
you tell her unc
everything
dont talk to me like that gramps
😕
you're on thin ice pal
URE LUCKY
I WAS AB TO PING MAKKI
SORRY I MEANT 😕
He's so silly
dont make me knock ya out
you cant*
ill give you 1000 bucks if you can even land something on him
oh god this is taking long to load
hey, cool your jets
id knock all yall out by just looking at ya
if you looked at me id cry
Cuz you're scary?
whatever auntie

wait holy fuck
tysm!! but i thought it said raze?
Google lensed it
lmao lie
From Pinterest
ur nephew is disrespecting me
i taught him well
You started this 😭
wait no u mean the cheaper one is third party? the expensive one has no seller listed just amazon
tf i do
they're both selling razer products, but neither of them are razer
please look at the box on the right for the seller information
can you suggest a new keyboard for me to get
DISRESPECTFUL
no
truthfully, the amazon one could be third party too or they could be holding inventory themselves on behalf of razer, i don't know
but you might trust amazon and its warranties and guarantees more than you trust a third party company
no
but i go on the actual razer page on amazon and it takes me to the £157 listing?
wooting 80
what the hell
hell the what
who the fuck flew this thing last
Do you live in Place US?
yes
then it's a real razer product simply being held by amazon, i guess 🙂
who brings a 737 to 50,000' wtf
if i click on shop now it takes me to the £157 listing
if where you got the link is an official razer source, it surely must be trustable
so i’m assuming it’s razer
Yayyy so i buy it?
I've got a hyper x keyboard and a razor naga, just collecting dust
but btw my setup is black but the white version is £135
Theyre my backup in case something happens but really
should i cheap out and get the white one?
it’s only £20 difference i should jsut get the black one
i’ll jsut get one less uber eats delivery
i think this is up to you
i wouldn't, not because it doesn't match but because the mouse is the highest contact piece of equipment that you'll have, and it will inevitably be the dirtiest piece of gear you have on the desk
black will hide that better
Yes omgg
thank you so much
i will order right now
may lucifa be swift with your delivery
i currently have the superlight 2 which i got recently but im a little nitpicky with it
so i’m returning it
deathadder suits my grip so i think i’ll prefer it
Add a milkshake with it for me
bc i’m a palm grip player
only? damn, i was thinking about buying a moondrop dash75
I just found these
i just got paid so i’m splurging 
im not s
wtf
i wasnt ready to send
Nothing better than eating a bowl of way too spicy instant noodles at 6am
also guys i’ve lost hearing in my right ear bc a q-tip got stuck in there, what do i do?
atp why not get custom ones
this is surely bad for competitive gaming reasons
get medical attention from a doctor
im not spending 200 on a keyboard man (i spent 96 bucks on a max 8 model today)
but i don’t like to go outside, what do i do?
plug the other one to compensate
because the box comes with a girl on it
then i can’t hear anything ?
yes
hows watermelon
no choice
it's quite dangerous to perform any operation on your own ear
didnt like it
i just dont get why you would want your fruit to be salty
if it wasnt so super salty id like it
i liked the slight spice and sour
just
why salty fruit
it js works gng 
awhhh
Selfish.
not for me it doesnt
i don’t want a doctor to see my ear tho >.<
skipper whats ur favorite food
fish
do i get this
See the ear doctor




