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This is the first time two Ukraine planses are taxied park side by side in my countrty aiport
By who
Idk the developer it comes out soon
Bruh if its like ubi or ea im not playing it
27th may iirc
I haven’t touched an io game in years
I’m not buying it tho 💀 If it hits gp or goes on sale I’ll snag it
Might be a while then lol
I thought the Lego game was on the 26th
3 fat game releases in the span of 1 week blimey
I mean it could be they aren’t made by the same company
I bet 2/3 gonna be buns
Idk which 2 but that’s how it goes these days
Idk
I can’t see the Lego game being dogcack
Forza is looking solid and the 007 game too
Though i haven’t been keeping up with 007
I thought Forza was the 19th of may
It is
He said 27th of may my bad I thought he said 27th of April
Don’t be bad, Be Better
Well I take back what I said then Ik Forza gonna be good I’m not a Lego game fan but I love building Lego’s and io could be hit or miss but I love hitman
Be [TITLE CARD]
What
Quintessentially British
I need some tea my throat is still fucked
Or better tea
what type of tea s it?
British
Black tea
Tea bag yeah


prob Sugar

It’s now like this after adding milk
eh eh
Everything is made of wood
now looks ike something I woud drink
I wonder what this is like
MILK???
Very observant
Wood is delicious
I mean if does come from a leaf that comes from a plant
Yes cafe
That’s not how tea works you can’t put leaves in water
ooooof see a Doctor asap
Wow thank you captain obvious
I mean technically you do put the leaves in the water
oooo
What did you call me
oooof
Pop it
He hangs like vampire
Patiently waiting for the star of the show
How do people sleep on their back i find it impossible
Bruh
what I am trying to say I don't argue when someone tries to show disrespect they get ignored
Right
My wife just lays down and is asleep
I dont smoke
Ik
sign, that disrespect
I want to, i heard it’s much healthier but even when I’m exhausted it’s just not possible
respect anothers mans wife
wgao, idk have you said it, but there was some talkin about your age?
james
never said my age
mikkkooooo
Mikko James 
but just kow Im a uncle
James isnt my last name 

duckkk 
Mikko miko
It is now
what the fuck.. duck
he gets excited when trolling, wierd festish


dude not fair, I havent ate breakfast yet
Lucas you try to ragebait so much you’d think you would actually be good at it by now
More wood
looks nice tho 
I ate chicken noodles with sriracha
It’s the same table lol
meant the food not what Lucas is saying
I mean what the sandwich was placed on sir ducky man
tell us what meat is in it
Nah that’s slate
no wood talk please
better to leave before getting banned, right?
this looks so good
Oh I stand to be corrected it’s a Rock
That is the last interaction I will be having with him :):)
tf is wrong with you man
yup istant ban for you lucas
Thank god.. i think
holy weirdo
Hmmm
Hi affect
Affe 
🫵🏻😂
ahahahahahaha

Hallelujah
hell yeah

I was just reporting about him
i missed something fun
Bro that was perfect
last second too
lol
😢
ahahahahaha
Whatever mod did that you win the mod of the day award
This some siranium level aura im ngl
ahaahahahaha
whats going on
got banned faster than a iran bomb trying to get to the usa
Bro said “Lucas got ban” then actually got ban
The timing
lmao
Was chefs kiss
King
king
That Lucas kid got banned
yes
why
that’s all was about time
weird guy
hi
Very
good day king

ahahahahahahahaha
didnt follow rules

and was trolling
I wanna know who it was but I’d rather they stay mysterious
bad trolling not good trolling
there’s not good trolling
The myth the man the legend
I don’t post shit
This sandwich has a sausage patty in it, I’m not sure how I feel about it
It’s tasty
But I like my sausages round
hahahahahah I rather a patty
@wide tartan how old are you
xD
Could you be my grandpa
I bet you do duck I bet you do
hi duck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@brittle drift Hi another legened
Hi crazy
Why
ahahahah dude happy to see his bro
nothing wrong with two long time bros
just dont hug each other first thing in morning
I don’t even know them
That’s like hyper Chihuahua levels of happy
ha
I was gonna say Jack russel
YES
hahahahah
That works
IM HAPPY TO SEE YOU
But yeah chihuahua works
Okay thanks
It’s 6am here I haven’t slept and I’m watching a crazy person scream at a duck
on God knows hahahahah
Living the dream
real og just keep living
lmao same time zone here, work starts in 2 hours so just chilling
Normal Saturday
I hope you haven’t been in someone’s kitchen telling life stories
Why
@spring tangle
wdym why
Bills
because we have wifes to feed
🥀
I’m calling in sick 
Because his boss said so
I have su borek in the oven rn
And i went to the barber
Don't
Congrats
Same
That too but bills
you get to have fun with your crew mates heheh
@brittle drift
talk much!!
Had your ears lowered
I’m thinking of doing it
Why so laconic
only if next g_t_a was release, go to work
Someone b2b doomsday act III ? Hmu
¸yes?
What is laconic?
hi
hi
aintnoway bro
Nop
are u stilll craycray
ahahahah
Geipe I recognise that name
If ur not interested, dont react lol?
Flash bang ahh profile Jesus
yes
😊
understandable
ahahha
Wow I never thought I would see the day that you taught me something
what was the vibs in 2023 here?
yeah i go outside instead of sitting inside doing that on this beautiful day!!!
Thank you
lot of pedos
but atleast theyve all left almost
I am just enjoying the game after a full week of work yeah!!!!
but alot nice people too
ah
@stark steppe but my congrats was genuine
Bro said almost 😳
Want some btw?
Okay understandable i forgive you!!!!!
I’ve just eaten
😔 im gonna geg shanked if i say them
What u eat
Why is ur pfp kinda sketcy😂
Sausage egg bacon sandwich
And a cup of tea
Wow nice
Did u drink tea with milk?
Ye but that implys they still here
Ofc
I don't need someone that isn't real
Jesus don’t want them
🥀
He dint want them either
men used to go to war
cryptic
hi
helloo
I knew it
hru
It doesnt sound goon ngl
Amen
And my car is ready to collect perfect timing
im good i was in spain and portugal rn im in france hbu?
OHHH CUPRA
No
no desserts?
Bro having the best Saturday
that tea was enough to wash down your meal?
For breakfast 
hahahah yeah
Fr
I had sugar in my tea
aye
Me and eddie are eating pea soup today
Wanna join?
I miss Eddie
I'm here thinking what I am eat for bfast
I can’t believe he abandoned us
eddie is awesome
Straight up deletion
Everyone has a time
hm
Nah just don’t open the app
hell be back done it before too
I'm out for now folks, enjoy and Uncles continue to watch over the furture leader of humaity, Unlce Sleepy out
Ciao
Duck
byebye
Timmy
Im so bored rn
When are we going to amusementpark
Did you get your steering wheel thing
not yet
go for a walk
havent bought it yet
Crazy?
war thunder is installin rn
Play dbd wirh @tall widget
Buy me wutang and I play
It’s on gamepass
Oh
Wait it’s souls like 🥀
nor money(except 400 euro :3)
isn't game pass like 25 bucks a month now
@inner pasture Hi
greetings
Depends on the package
How are you
tired
How come
Yes we had been over that already lol
existing does that
I bought gamepass for 12 a month I think
Ye only souls like i genuinely liked was starwars
Cdkeys 🥳
Sleep usually helps
Star Wars?
What Star Wars
Jedi games are soul like games
No they’re not lol
Not fully but me and my friend call them mini souls
These mfs moved my seat 
do u rlly think Jedi Survivor or related games r the same thing as idk, sekiro?
Hi ducky
Hello BP
New tyre 🥳
Short asses
Port
Ok they are valid points tbf
Mini souls
ig bro 💔
Not fully rage endorsing soul likes but the good aspects with enough room for seated relaxed gp
No I didn’t say that at all actually
I understand now
Wuchang isn’t as full on tbh
its just weird for me bc like I completed jedi survivor super easily and its kind of weird but yeah ig the systems r similar
WHICH
They used it
You can respec the skill tree for free so can cheese most of the bosses
I’d have to watch gp I honestly feel out of fps and soul likes I been more into 3rd person shooters and looter shooters lately
They drove it like 2meters in and out of the garage
I AM PLAYING ETS2 RIGHT NOW
I just like the whole Japanese vibe
have u played bloodborne
cuz i got no one to play with
Wb yesterday
I’m ready for the 3rd and final game to finally drop
They took and used your car
it has coop
No I just dropped it earlier to get a new tyre
xD
hi
No more sliding round corners
I just wanna see cals story end
That tyre was worn asf lol
You get all 4
Holding in my tire shop experience
im kinda bored of solo games I literally have platinum on sekiro and DS3 on playstation but I js wanna have friends
I have nobody to play anything with lol
oh my god..
damnn
Well playing souls games is like the way to not have friends makes ya mean
But I had to spend 200 on an emergency tyre recently so I’m getting my moneys worth from that
I also tried making friends in online games that I like but its js not working
You need to cleanse your soul with like my lil pony or something

😭
friendship is magic bro
Bro said my lil pony 
ig im not a wizard
Cant be mean when you shoot rainbows out your ass that sparkle
So the dragon version of my lil pony
I play Slime Rancher like 3h a day
Bro that 60s shi was cap
We never landed there on god
If we could in the 60s we should have been able to rn
It is Sus
Didn’t they say we lost the tech or some bs
I think the idea was to go round it this time and then land next time
Ye lost the imaginary shit we made up
I was gonna send a pic of my games to see if yall wanna play smth but I realized I dont have perms at all lol
I see
Can get lvl5 in about 10min easy
Oh you like Minecraft you just made friends with like half the server and mods
thats crazy xD
Minecraft is tough 🫧🤘🏾
maybe I even know some of them from minecraft modded servers lol
This server might not be for mc but most the people in the
play Minecraft
I tried it once
Not for me
I’d love to see this live
I honestly had no idea what’s going on
I played so much minecraft that I know almost every popular mod from 1.12.2 to 1.20.1
What’s yalls goto?
overly modded mc isn’t any fun ngl
Go to in regards to what?
quality of life mods are so much better
But what if they have ar-15s
overly modded is only fun if its on a server with the FTB Quests mod to tell u how to actually progress
darks pack is probably peak
they have guns and walmarts
I think that’s what they were tbh but still having never played it before it’s not very explanatory
Walmarts is crazy
gaming
you’ve never played minecraft bedford
or never played it with mods
Duck is a gramps
damn wtf 😭
Well yeah it never appealed to me tbh
we should make a server ngl
it’s dope mathematically
single player gives me depressions
fr
dude like
Souls, looter shooters, space
I have like 3 week minecraft stints every couple of months then i get bored
i’m not playing a world for 90 hours just for nobody to see what i accomplished
and now I know u player No Mans Sky
trueee
I haven’t tbh
What looter shooters you play old man
same here
Division was my main
Won’t even play with me
the only modpack I played in singleplayer is GT New Horizons bc I dont wanna make things for the server to be deleted
i just spam quality of life mods
I’m tempted to jump back on but idk if I can be bothered to learn all the new crafting systems
I usually play trailmakers, im playing a bit more warframe and other stuff atm but im so busy drawing
infinite villager trading, vein miner, elytra armor
Titanfall is a good one if you like to test your reflexes n shit 💩
It not hard I have 2 vids you can watch and be good to go
Mine is modded to hell xd
I was the
of Titanfall
And cross play is coming this year for div 2
i confused new horizons with distant horizons
I used to have so many clips of god like plays
lolll
I get washed most of the time especially dads!
i once modded a game sm that it kept crashing whenever i loaded it
I have a clip somewhere where I destoryed like 4 titans in 15-20 secs with nades and my titan as a distraction
I think all mine got deleted 
Same Xbox doesn’t cloud save clips
I was the master of hopping out my titan to take down others
did u ever play with Astral Sorcery mod?
its an ancient mod lol
but I love it
Titanfall 2 is peak
I meme modded my titanfall , its a nightmare i love it
Hi Millie
I use to just drop mine so they’d look that way and sneak up behind them
Same lol
Never really used it probably why I was so good at og apex
nah
i never played any actual mod packs
Ok enough internet for me now
😭
just add like 600 mods
its not a modpack its a single mod lol
its like super old from 1.12.2 or sum
yeah, whenever i loaded the game it would freeze and crash
we should lowk make a vanilla+ server sometime
Do you mod flight sim
ofc i do
No stayyyy
New? There's nothing new
What
Pink monkey
Hello dream.
holy shit is that dream
Spaghetti
Oh idk probably your dream pfp
Hi dream
whats it
I was watching a live stream yesterday and it was hilarious we kept redeeming a bunch of Joe Hendry shit
Ig?
DO NOT REDEEM....
🙂😭
If you're reading that its too late
Why naur
Dont say his name
He may appear
OMG NO U REMIND ME OF LUCA
😭
love feeling free
In div 2 there is supposedly something reworked I read about it the other day
OMG IM 4/12 TROUGH
THAT MAKES IT 1/3
IM 1/3 TROUGH THIS YESR
YEAR
Added a new gear tier
😛
moneh
what does this mean
Ahh better
fr and its like peace of mind
I just went to a cafe run by a Greek guy and he uses sausage patties instead of normal sausages, not sure how I feel about this
sausage patties
4 months trought, which means 4/12- four out of twelve. But if u simplify it 4 goes into twelve three times so /3 and then its in it once so 1/3
never heard of it
Wdym never heard of it
did I stutter
Were you born yesterday
yes
Was that really a question
Ok makes sense then
Why yall beefin-
most ppl appear to be so
no ik but like 4/12 of what
Welcome to the world
months
googoo gaga
You can’t ignore the pink monkey forever
Shoo pink monkey
I’ll call Danaë
Bat monkey is your twin? 
no more I AM BATMAN 
Good morning guys
Morning
Hello
He’s taken off the bat suit and he’s pink underneath 
Oh lord

I am bat monkey
Ik now I can't even crack a joke? 

Yea I think I’m somewhat special
You throw lfg at people for just talking 😭
Harley Quinn stole me
so where the blue at
😭
Harley Quinn stole and damasked me
Sad day
Now he’s lobster pink
She dyed me
He looks red to me😭
Maybe you're 
we never know
My bad 🙂 don't ban me

is this monkey monkey
Yes
Let's find 
You can’t control the pink monkey
Huh what we finding
slay queen
you

it's chicken nug time
Ye mane did my 12 months
But I’m here
50% of the time i look in this discord you're banned for some reason or another
Where is bat monkey
Long story😭
The story of monkey is lost sometimes but never forgotten
as usual
I will send Wukong you will be sorry
You watch horror movies? The wife watched Primate last night. That was messed up tbh

Sometimes the monkey is bad and knows 🥀
Monkey seems likes it’s contemplating his life
those springs have to be so comfortable though
Monkey isn’t bad, monkey is silly
i wish i was a monkey
Abra kadabra make you monkeh man
Stupid is harsh, silly
Boom you monkey now
Mmmm so warm
I wanna do this again
The last zoo keeper to call me stupid answered to gorilla 👹
I am a gorilla
This video https://youtube.com/watch?v=q86g1aop6a8 was uploaded in 2015 as a visual for the Aphex Twin song "Stone in focus". Something about the video really stuck with me. Not sure if it was the human characteristics of the monkey or just how the video made me feel. Anyways for the 5 year anniversary of it, I decided to remake it with differe...
Do you make gorilla noises?
Do you walk like gorilla?
Talk like gorilla?
If my buttons get pushed
Eat like gorilla?
Only when he’s eating his sausage links
there are Gorilla women out there 
What the DUCK 
?!
I mean to say What the FUCK 
Just the guy I wanted to see
So did I 
Do you play div on pc or Xbox
What's wrong? 😭
HEY JOHAN WHY DID THR COMPUTER SHOW UP LATE TO WORk
Xbox(past tense)
I was talking about division 1
HELLO madam cynthe
Oh, do you too eat sausage links?
Did you see cross play is coming this year since they announced d3
Nope
Not us two him
How r uuuu, any new edits???
Well I got a mini wifi box 📦
Johan you better not be googling my joke now
Hello trace 
Helo
what was the last edit
Yessir so once that drops we can play together
You’re on Xbox though?
Ahhidkwtfthatmeanshhhh
It was life isn't just about passing on you're genes right
I knew something was off
you weren't typing after I said the joke
Where is the question? 😂
😭😭😭 let me scroll up
Why did the computer show up late to work

Was it the jjk one
Coz it had a hard drive? 🥲
JOHAAAAJ
You were getting the clips for the edit, I think so
I swear
Tell me a bad joke
Johan I'm adding a new rule if you aren't typing 5 seconds after I tell a joke I'm gonna assume you're googling it
Cross play sir cross play
Your name
That’s a knee slapper
yeah it was probably the mechamuru edit
You won 
now I'm gonna make a joke about monster one even google won't find
Did u finish it?
Yup
jokes on you I can't read
Now I'm gonna prove you wrong with Google ss

Oooooo woohoooo showww
it was like 2 edits but I'm taking a break
okay
Lemme find it
@spring tangle cross play as in div two is linking all systems together since they are making div 3 so the last of the lifecycle we will be one
Which edits?
A well deserved break
Tik tok
yeah I've been busy studying
Tik tok is ban here. 
That sounds like a great place to be
Midterms? Finals?
tik tok on the clock but the party don't stop...
use a VPN
finals
damn
It sending now
Still playing with vpn 
Then why not use tik tok
Amazinggg, you’re gonna do great
yes hopefully
I'm not used to scrolling. I just don't like. It's a trap ik 🪤
here are the edits ,so they are all very mid except the mechamuru edit I love that one
I'm used to editing. You guys wanna saw?
Skills**
What do you edit on
CapCut 😭
Johan if I find this on tik tok
Computer?
I just can’t see the last one
Mobile. 🥲 I'm using my iPad
I'll send a link that work?
Fire
Johan if I find this on tik tok
You can't 
Ooo I think so
you know what look at my edit guys
JOHAN IS THAT A TEMPLATE
Can't even watch
damn
AMAZING

it's eh very eh
Great edit 8/10
Your edits are great stfu
It's very off Beat
ever time I imagine a edit so good but it turns out terrible
Johan
can't you click advance
Damn , did you ever go to sleep 😭
I would have but a crazy person woke me up so I’m here
Oh well im not said crazy person so 
Nah you big head not crazy
Socrates is anti fraud did you see how is was moving last episode
How the hell is it un safe
Its 7:48
, Go take a nap
Maybe you just have to tweak it some more
I'm telling you tik tok ban here.
danaeeee
I legit can’t I’m so awake it’s scary
Good morning
Bad morning 
Goodmorning Cynth
yes yeah I should do that
danae
im workin straight until tuesday
Damn
, Me too . Im about to get some food and be a couch potato today
Nuh uh
How r u
I’m baked and cold 🥶
Nah you 🙂
me too bro high key it's cold as shit
Never give up, you got this
Are you atleast off after that?
Bro sound like scam.
Nuh uh, you
My hands are ice cause they aren’t under my 3 blankets
You first 🙂
Gimme now
YA’ll need to stop smoking that stuff
no tf i do not 😭
Me first what
The day I die is the day I quit
Proof now
Bad morning 🥲
Why bad morning
Yeah I should go study now goodbye Johan goodbye madam cynthe
We need to try something new.
Im good , im so tired
. I might go shopping just to get out the house
WTF
counterpoint: i dont trust imran khan's legitimacy regarding a free copy of said title
i call shenanigans
Damn Shame
Bro send GTA 5 shortcut 
On pc
I’m under the covers trying to get warm and all I hear is bass and Travis Scott yelling fein
where did imran go
Like what, a new food?
Can we judge with discord name? 
Yes omg go shopping, get bubble tea and a 🥐
i will not be calling personali
I am personali
Nah just like everything bad you wake up step on lego and so on...
i cant join my friend he is on enhanced and i am on legacy
Stepping on Lego makes me want to beat someone with a golf club
What's your phone number?
the join friend button is greyed out
Hey chill 🙂
I have taken it and eaten it
Hell nah broooo
here, call me soon
Do you like stepping on legos?
Pick up the call
We don't have legos 
Very classy way to spend the day lol, i get so bored with my days fr . I took a 4 hr drive before just because i was bored & needed something to do 
danae im working until tuesday 😔
can you explain the benefits of your offering
Nah, i just wanna know what's wrong with this dude
Me too
But if I step on one
Im beating a bitch up

I'm fine coz I'm not a bitch 
If I drove rn I’d prolly just chill in my car and different viewing spots 😭 I don’t think I’d ever be home
Where are you rn?
R u sure? Like sure sure?
Canadá
Yes I'm sure sure 😭😭
Ohhhh caaanadaaaa
Sure sure sureeeeee
It's a trap ik

I am Trevor
Always a trap
Unc
🪤
Bro you promise gta 5

You're sending GTA 5 on discord?

No
I already am unc brotha
I asked if you had off after that lol
Yes and I’ll put like something you like like uhh the newest graphics card 
Sometimes it gets like that , i’ll either drive or just get on a plane and go somewhere.
Uncle grandpa?
5090? 😭
Hey you stay away from me. Weirdo @lilac hinge
Good morning goobers
Whale ☝️
morning
Monkey 
I’m pink now
Yippie
Which one?
u used to call me on my cellphone
Miss this damn show
late night when u need my love 😭✌️
I am scared of planes
Yes
Swear ‘twas so stupid but so funny
oh yeah lol
my boy traded my friday shift so i can get wednesday off too 😭
I don’t remeber so sure
Hii


/jk