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The gunslinger was irritating me but i just ended up slowing down time and shooting a grenade mid air
i didnt get that one yet
š
You gotta try it lol , i have been playing Death Stranding lately , i really like it
im actually planning to get it on pc too
so i can see what's the modding all about
ommunity
hi
muslim
munity
rex
get off discord land your plane
makki
iād parachute off if you were on it
gm gm
im okay, waiting in the cold for my bus rn
Good Morning
good morning Mikko
Good Morning Mikko 

guys wanna see what i saw on youtube yesterday?
yes
what am i looking at here
LMAO
Online learning 
i bought msfs 2020 for the full price only to it to get on a sale a week later
for half
fuckass steam
no
fuh
lmaooo
its not like i attend lectures anyways
i have 2020 and 2024 but i went to 2024 the day it released
but now its remote
it had so many bugs
some bs
yeahh
literally
goat simulator v2
you ever played pih
?
theres a steam game called pih
the one where you punch pigs
yes
id be willing to drink water from the toilet than play that
gmod better
pih is peak ngl
what.
What's this
Heya community supp
My genuine face rn
_ _
_ _
Gn chat
Gn monke
gm
Goofy sipper
Gn
hello chat.
hello
hallo
very early
any worm left?
no but iām tired
why are you up
hallo tired
what a cute cat
i canāt sleep longer than 8 hours
oh
well atleast u got a nice 8 hours of sleep
wbu
i cant sleep longer than 5-6
donāt you need like at least 7
otherwise ill wake up with bad brain fog and a headache that lasts all day
feels like a massive hangover
@sweet quest when was the last time you bought nitro?
like an year?
im not sure i fell asleep at like 12 n woke up at 7
but i feel alright
gonna stop by a gas station to get a monster
to start my day
quitting nitro
I had a gift which I want to give to someone who did not have nitro for over an year
oh yeah its been like 5 years actually
fuck monster
monster is the most unlikable drink there is
white
you drink redbull
what a waste of a passion
the netherlands doesnt sell coconut for some reason
monster is life
Redbull> Monster
Okay Gen Z kid
its 7:58am why are we arguing about energy drinks

"Gen z" and "Kid" dont go together
Double shame
why not
hey babe come over for pancakes
iād rather be gen z than a millennial
Witness peak
what the shit
good morning
gm
11:34 AM
type of guy that says "i can't sleep"
š
i can sleep
is that why you only sleep 5 hours a day
i just cant sleep more than 6 hours without being fucked up all day
gm
Sleeping 8 hours in a day bullshit?
u tried melatonin
should i eat a steak
i tried a lot
What are we meant to eat gang
even very strong sleeping medicine
theres cans in my freezer too
frozen monster
i eat those
peak breakfast, 2 frozen white monsters crushed with ice cream toppings
Are they sweet?
Dump
into my mouth yes
now why would i do that

Cause sweet
and your point is?
Monster flavoured ice cubes š
1-2 cans a day
on gym days its 1
Ok that's valid
rest days its 2
shouldnt jt be the opposite
and on a rare occasion its 3
Melatonin is unhealthy for me
And they're around 300ml and they have around less than 10% sugar right?
It made me worse and drowsy
no on gym days i take pre workout instead of a second can
white monster is sugar free
Boooooo
500ml, 0% sugar
Take monster pre workout
Lovely
Monster solves back pain
You're good to go
i have done that before
all āultraā flavoured monsters are sugar free
but it doesnt really do much
Monster 4 Life
Good
Lando Norris flavour is so peak
Idk why people donāt like it
I want the Bad Apple flavour
yeah 95% of the monster i buy is sugar free
i took monster w preworkout n i couldnt sleep the next night till 6amš
because i dont like lando norris
mandatory attendance is so stupid
Are you at uni
yes
It teaches you discipline and consistency
Rest there's no point
wrong
so if i'm sick then its a huge middle finger
I had 100% attendance in 7th grade kid
It's alright
7th gradeššš
7th grade and uni are way different
If youāre sick then you donāt have to attend
this guy was in 7th grade last year
Yes
W
lando norris is my current favorite sugar free one
its linguistics and i'm not too sick
all time favorite is still green nitro though
I meant I was a regular and consistent person in my prime
Skipper can you adopt me
the nitrogen hits different
do you have a job?
ultra watermelon and ultra gold are up there
Idk how to describe the Lando Norris flavour
mehhh
Itās like a green apple or lime flavour
Yes.
listen up
its a citrusy melon
sour flavour
its white monster, but a bit more acidic
It's been over 6 years since I completed graduation kid
so why mention attendance when u were 10

yuzu melon
It was a reference
can you clean and pay 350 bucks in rent monthly?
1000%
"Clean"
yes yuzu is citrusy
$350 a month is so peak
welcome daughter
yes i am lazy
Well at this time, most people are
Do I get my own bedroom or is it the couch š„
kitchen floor
shed outside
ive got 3 bedrooms
This is so peak
in this economy??
Like a dog
yas
yea and 2 of them are filled with monster boxes
I just hit the jackpoooooooooot
I got 6
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
kind of yeah if u can describe it like that
nah my cats shred those

HEY HEY HEY HEY
WOOOO
girl dinner
im renting a maisonette apartment from my mom
2 floors, 3 bedrooms
ā¬750 a month
Jesus
its like
Kraff
65 square meter
oh my god I can say Kraff
Decent I'd say
when
where
like now
no my mom ended their renting contract so i could move out
why dont u consider a night rest
ok good because im at the store rn looking for one
but im looking to go somewhere smaller
get a redbull while youāre at it
like
The floor ain't big that's why 2 floors 3 bedroom I have 2 floor 6 bedroom and big hall
i havent had dinner yet bb ive been doing work all day
and i checked on my pc
i dont fw that though
tell
and the rma for a gpu from xfx can take up to 3 weeks
my bedroom is nothing but a bed and a nightstand
š
because xfx doesnāt have anything warehouses or something in europe at all
bedroom 2 has 3 closets full of clothes
yikes
the card will be shipped to fucking hong kong
and bedroom 3 has my airsoft "Locker" and my gaming setup
because thatās the closest thing to germany
wait im gonna go home rq
apparently
ill show the steak i got
hong kong is rhe closest warehouse to germany
šššš
i donāt get why i even got an xfx card
5 minute walk
yeah
eh it happens
u werent expecting issues
oh you sent the whole thing?
hope they donāt damage it during shipping
at least i didnāt change my cpu cooler before sending it out
my shi got scratched up when i sent it outš
i doubt thatāll happen
i had the box cooler
which was so fucking loud
like ps4 level
so i wanted to get a new one
yea
but iāll do that after it gets here
if i did that before i send it out they couldāve just said that it was my fault
that the pc broke in the first place
iām pretty sure
yeah theyre very stingy when it comes to returns
time to shower
but hey youāll be fine bro soon you can enjoy cranking 90s on fortnite
and shower
because
u smell
yeah you stink
hi jamie
hi pooks
everyoneās so kind this morning
yea
wednesday morning love and affectionš
with shadow
facts
weāre qualifying for fncs
So can you carry me in Fortnite ?
is that still a thing
ofc bbg
oh ok
Ew builds
hell yeah

James
no build >
only divorced dads play no builds btw
Henlo
wsg darshan
old ass guy playin zero builds
i love wednesday then
Just had a lunch , what are you doing 
study shows men that play builds have EXTREMELY high testosterone levels
Yes Iām unc
i keep seeing that guy on my fy
im not a big fan of wednesday, the show is just not my thing
he keeps talking about brawl stars and arc survival evolved
high testosterone men fist fight megalodons in arc survival
i got the steak
ohš
what do i season it with i wanna try something new
chicken seasoning
fr?
nah
š
tbf a good steak doesnt need seasoning
i BARELY even taste seasoning on a steak
why dont u make the steak n dirt eggs meal
i mean i could
the tiktok meal
you need honey and avocados
few berries to top it off with
i canāt take people serious that seriously make something like that
i mean its a good meal but my lord go enioy other stuff
the larp meal
the 3 week consisteny meal
i saw a cat with yellow and blue eyes yesterday she was so cute
Boutta leave for work :(
whatās that
you dont know
its a type of steak
i just picked up a car for work and it smells like butt
something youāve never heard of
morning minecraft
morning mikko
hi nevada
how the fuck do yal kill the wither ???
i kept dying like 6 times now
i swear its way harder in bedrock 
excuse you.
it is
you gotta prep for bedrock wither
java wither is kinda a joke
i thought its easy i spawned him in js behind my base 
your base is now his

Hi JJ
issue in skill
:3
hii
nuh uh
dude bedrock wither is a souls boss fight
Donāt you just have to cave him in obsidian?
im watching yt rn and the wither isnt dropping any poison
that doesnāt work
genuinely think ive just been ragebaited

why is mine dropping poisons MAN
he can destroy anything
he has like a dash attack where he destroys like every block in a 10x10 range
not bedrock
Oh
š
how to kill
ya
be better
Idk I locked him in an obsidian cage and killed him quickly
thatās the low testosterone way smh

snow golem army of at least 2000
low cortisol all the way
trying to land a flight and i shit you not the terrain didnt load
but he always in the air..
thats why I said snow golem and not iron golem
high testosterone women kill the wither with their own hands
Grr
š
my enchanted hands
What?
and to make things worse my gate is SOOOO fucking far
what
17 btw
You or me?
arenāt you like 17
no i am 18
True but i am iranian so i age 500 times faster

Trust me
Even some people here say i look old
but you do know that women have testosterone
No nor was interested in knowing that
I am a simple man
Making my way through the world
did you know men have estrogen?
WHAT
with a razor
ask your dad
No hear me out
You mad?
Use a machine
yea
GET RID OF IT
@hasty hazel Bedrock Wither is hardcore. Check a video how to choke him in bedrock

wax
Cute pfp
Thatās lwk embarrassing
Are you trace ?
But not a bad idea
mate
no on both fronts
wax is we will die and laser is damn expensive
Just machine it
Iām Traceās alt account
No that is transient
Oh alt acc
laser isnāt expensive
Itās like $60 per session
Australian dollars btw
It quite is
@dusky grove had to spend his entire life savivng on it if i remember
and laser is long-term
laser sounds so stupid
yea
Its basically removing hair
It is stupid
Nah
Hair laser removal for full body
thatās peak

You wonāt have to worry about hair

No eyebrows? Thats crazy
Hell no
Look at me with the beard
I look good
are you perchance 32
71 makes him 55
I said body, not beard
shaving is such a good experience
Laser your entire human body actually
Not for me
1v1
Itās scary
roblox 1v1?
idk
Shaving ig
meh
bar fight?
that awkward to taking about this hour
no I donāt wanna get cut
How to shave balls
And itās scary
Sword fight
just shaving in general
how aggressive do you shave
no thank you keep it
Iām just scared and I donāt trust the razors
Even if I get the safest one
Safety razor is the best
I know right
Iāll still be shivering and scared
Even when someone else does it for me
lol
Itās scary
10 am
its like 3AM so it must be early for some
What makes you say that?
You said i was 17
now you changed your mind?
12 pm
Meow
jack sparrow
Excuse me?
9 am
Meow
its a cat

awkward role play
sparrow would be the kind of person to meow
š
how relevant is your name now lol
We all love femboys right?
For the price
@solemn crater
You ignoring me question
Answer it
evil
ur the kind of person to meow
I agree
why

Meow
I think you'd fold
No
do u like steaks
yea
why
i think
expand on that
theres ur answer
translate
Because meow is funny
ah shit my fucking oil
@tall widget why did you do that
hi
You have different taste
I dont have taste to begin with
I need red bull
Micheal de santoes when are you gonna grind T4 some more
grr
Supportive
hello mikko
LMAO
some of the LGBTQ folks scare me, they are too flamboyant
Fuck it, fuck rockstar and their weeklies
with all due respect
She was a sudden threat to duck
I have not hate for them
Youāre just like meā¦
just they scare me
What does flamboyant mean
Minecraft is a good game
N for nothing
Real Micheal
I can see and understand your point of view
Micheal doesnāt wanna grind T4 now I suppose
ah so you
nice to meet you
Paul Drag Race when it advertises when I am watching Golden Girls
No motivation.
Blanche*
Did you know neveda didnt answer my question
Same here
blahbvlahlbalh
Very bad š
I've got two weeks of vacation planned for GTA 6
I will be the first to platinum
š„
@copper epoch when you were in minecraft last time
2 months ago
damn
It gets pushed back again
Just say your dog ate your computer
No don't say that
Don't even think of those wordsš„
I think lots of things
You just gonna ignore my question about this my boy
boy?
Boah.
Anyways
What do you mean i am 32?
You said i was 18
Now you saying i am old
Bruh.

yea
why
Are you aware of your existence
I replied to your question
Your unc
you do
Not really
if i told you i was 18
you wouldnt even believe me
whats wrong being a Uncle? We protect the internet
you said that youāre 18 like twice now

It means youāre old
u made me forget ablut my oil
Its more a gesture that you becoming old

but we are the protectors

we make sure to train and mentor you young folks the right way
tho this generation can be a bit bonkers
Everything revolves around you
JJ!
@tall widget do u want some steak
hey bb
hii james
Hello guys I'm under the water
Hi king
Can I get a scary movie suggestion. Something that makes you turn on the lights
gimme
come over we having steak
not gui
Only my diet
depends are u one of my husbands
time for me to exit the chat the uncles and aunties are still sleeping
gui is not a husband but he (i think) is an exception
Say lesss Iām on the way
How many calories do you intake in a day
Want me to bring anything
1500
just urself, gonna wine and dine u fr
I'll bring you some kitkats
Let's bump that up a couple hundred
Why
come on over
Iāll stick to 2 steaks a day
it better be a good steak
Medium rare?
Yes
ofc it is
I was making sure you weren't insane
Anything other than medium rare is a crime
Maybe go talk to someone?
My diet is 2 steaks and lots of water
No I got gaming and tattoos
That's it?
That's so boring bro
Everyday?
ill see
how do you like it
medium rare
im a medium well/medium rare guy depending on what i want
I'm craving pork chops rn
I need nirvana
lowkey me too
well make us some
maybe 
What type
The earth is flat

So is your brain
You win
anyone tryna pvp my user is Mitzu90rp
Your trash
As T M won
His reward is taking your cat
š„š„
Youāre
I have a third leg instead
Grammar police is here guys
okay we take third leg away
Yo @stark steppe
Want to play uno
I have this spare leg, his name is jaafar, he want to play
Just learn how to spell š„
I did not give permission
Btw do you know any good places for tea. Me, jaafar and TM are tired
Being casual has nothing to do with not knowing how to use the correct terminology
Bikini Island
okay grammer police
Is it far?
Holy cow you really are a loser
Itās called not being stupid lmao
I can see you're not fun at parties
shut up
with all due respect
Certainly not
I hope you take offense
Parties are for children with nothing else to do with them selves
Couple thousand miles
quiet now
Alright can you get it for us
We 3 are busy playing
Your life must be miserable
or shall i get someone else?
Hey you got it right this time, have a cookie šŖ
I need gas money
not cool to ask this question late at night or early in a morning as a lady
lol with all due repsect
are you happy with ur life?
I'm not a lady
This is my lady
i have 400 hrs, the survival save is at around 1200 ingame days 
what do u even do for that long in Raft
šš does suz have more?
Very much so, does knowing the correct terminology automatically make me have a bad life?
about 600
don't worry a real woman will make him change his life one day š
collect garbage 
I have a woman who I live with, can you say the same?
No calling someone out because of the way they type in a discord chat makes me assume you have no life
It's as if this is a homework assignment or something
Hellooo good morning guys
Good morning user299
welcome to the chat, we have a grammer police in the building
Coffee time
Just learn to use the correct words, youāre all grown here
No excuse for bad grammar 
You just seem like you take life way too serious which i assumed led to you being unhappy with ur life
šš
cookies and cream

Gm cat
I get wat ur sayin bro i compeletely agri
I mean, yall are calling me the grammar police when Iām just chilling, so whoās really taking it more seriously than it actually isā¦
"My ancestors are smiling at me Imperial. Can you say the same?" ahh
can you guys kindly drop the pointless argument? 
I agree
Can you give me that coffee?
Iām fine with that, was never serious anyway š«©
praying for u that u find joy in life soon
You're too focused on trivial details instead of the conversations substance
me too
Iām very happy in my life but thank you š
Hope the same for you
may peace and happiness find you in life
It has brother 
You're*
You forgot to end your sentence with a period.
you wouldnt be here correcting others on a discord server to try to appear smarter than everyone else if you were truly happy in life, dont lie to yourself
Iām at work passing time, itās just a bit of fun
Apologies, Iām a man I donāt associate myself with periods
LETS GOOOO

Alright yeah thats valid tbh, im at work passing time too
Nice throw!
how can you not and you said you live with a lady?
Dude itās boring af
I'm gonna lose my shit they need to stop this š
Bc dude gets no play fr
He's literally a sissy
yeah what do u do?
I get plenty, but I donāt need to bore you with details
So kindly stop projecting youāre lack of activity with a person
Are you okay bro?
Like literally
we gonna give your your time, we get it your are "Special"
the red carpet is yours
Why are Dutch colds always the most unbearable thing on earth
K
Were gonna drop the toxicity and passive aggression
ahhahah Caribbean colds are worse
the whole island gets it
If you can't play nice im gonna take the blocks away from someone, or someones
W Moderator
I wouldnāt expect colds there 
imma call in sick tomorrow
everyone one usually gets it
what do u guys think of that
but we fight them the cold fast
Why?
Hello
none of us go for flu shots
You have something to do?

unless its a valid reason
I'd say go to work
i am a bit sick tbh but honestly i need sleep cuz i had only like 3h of sleep last night
depends as one day work will still continue without him
Oh
is that a valid reason
Well then yea maybe take the day off
Welcome to the not gta channels
Do you call off sick a lot?
And i have a problem with my Code thats just annoying af lol
hi chat.
Iām good, you?
Hello scripted
Yea bro we good
nah i am the type to feel bad everytime i call in sick so i dont really often do that
Because I get game and they donāt? Wild
Thank you
Well then you deserve it
You saw what the mod said right
Same here, guess you love your job too 
Obviously not
Then go read
If youāre sick youāre sick
You donāt need to break your arm to call in sick
Ahh I see, I was playing nice, you guys took it seriously
Not really at the moment but overall yeah i do
I hate calling in sick before busy days
Maybe get some rest and see how ur feeling tmr
Before you have to go in
But wake up a few hours early
To give them time to find someone else if they have too
which progamming langauge?
ohh nah thats not a problem im doing an apprenticeship im not really anybody really important atm lol
java
You mean internship?
or
no worries work hard dude, you will be suprise you can get promote hight than current employees
happens all the time in Corprote
Should I buy a PS5 Friday or wait a couple months and get a pc
the leaders watch and you maybe unaware
noo apprenticeship i live in Germany
give hard work a try its benififical in corporate world
gramer police I cba with spelling too old
I just type no time to correct
Get a PC, the prices are unjustifiable for the average consumer atm and a PC is worth it more in my opinion
time for a shop visit
PS5 ig but pc is the best thing to have 
all it takes is a clean š„
PC PC PC PC PC
you have to pay nothing for online obviously, you get to use steam and get plenty of awesome discounts, u got more variety of games to play
RTX RTX RTX
whatās your build btw
I might go pc only bc I feel like there's so much more to do than on console
PS3 used to have no online subscriptions⦠hmph.
Yea I haven't cleaned my console tbh


