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Man I knew the grass looked norwegian

A 2.0 license meaning like for people who were too dumb to keep the first license ?
Fasted you can go in this country legally is 110 kmh that’s about 65mph who actually follows this law
Every car I see on the 110 highways they all cruise at 130
If someone makes stupid enough decisions to lose their license the first time I agree that they shouldn’t be allowed back on the road 😂
I've got a few tickets throughout my life, i think the most expensive one was nearly 3k cause i had loaded the truck way too much 
3000€
If I ever were to lose my license that fast I would have kept driving like I still have the license that’s just my personal opinion
I personally think now a day drivers Ed and pre license test needs to be harder honestly
other than that it's just speeding cameras and some other bullshit i did in my teenage years 😂
Yes because of low attention span I agree
feed me
not even really the tests that need to be more difficult, everyone has free will people just chose to do stupid shit when they first get their license
hi affe
Hi
Scrolling on the internet ruined drivers
what you want
hi monkey man
Feeding
you’re rude
It’s returned run
Yeah sure
Lemme get 2 number 9s
I want a number 4 with no number 4 give me air now
There’s actually zero ps4 version players active in here at the moment I’m just gonna start fights in the session
@quiet thunder
You think a monkey has money
I made fried bologna sandwich
You can easily steal 1000 from a dumb rich guy and you won’t get in trouble because you’re not human
Lemme get 2 #9s a #9 large, a #6 with extra dip, a #7, 2 #45s, one with cheese
Umm I’ll pass
And a large soda
gahdamn
I’ve never seen a civilian monkey this is the first time
That big smoke order
Hope you also got banana money on top
Yup special price
Fr 😂
Deal of a life time
Meet at the middle and 275$
I already know if the store clerk says “but for you my friend I make a good deal” I already know my ahh boutta get hit W the most scam offer known to man
is that batmonke
Civilian Bat monke*
is that Lord kitkat
What’s that
DONT EAT FISH
you read the article wrong
fish sticks
Why not
Do you care to elaborate what fish croquettes are
What’s the right number
hi makkieson
hi'
Shoulda got some chips with it
Like a chicken strip but fish instead 🤢
Look at this absolute bullshit 😭 😭 😭
Free ye

This time
True
why he not allowed to go to the Uk ?
Yo
Uk government is like this server’s rule system
like 413k
Big head ye things the usual
Ah…. Still profitable
ye well
it was the f1 edition too
Complete ignore the compliments I see
!lfg
@candid dagger, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Cayo Perico: #ps5|cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #ps5|casino-lfg
Old Heist: #ps5|old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #ps5|vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #ps5|other-lfg
Requested by: @flint sparrow
Thanks
np
Extra profit
The banner you have is actually quite nice very cool
We all know bro don’t even
My ps4 turned into raiju jet
loll
The sound of it is dangerously loud I’m gonna clean it soon
Like the sound can be heard from 10 meter radius up to 15
tmr never came
Hi
Had mine for 7 years never cleaned it
never overheated
Goated console
❤️
hello
hi legacy version
Mine has been through torture due to my little brother playing daily
😭
Hi enhanced version
How are you
Nokia station
just as i expected
XD
Yeah ofc convo will go like this
I've also bent the hdmi port cause i played with a wire headset once and had a usb stick in it so when i walked away the ps4 dropped to the ground and bent the whole shit
😭
How are you?
Interview with sneako and Kanye should explain
Just good
Wyf?
good ot hear
im good what about you?
?
Hate when stuff like this happen
I think they cost like 800k
Where are you from
When you're used to wireless
I'm good bro wyd
🇵🇱
It’s like equivalent to a heist robbery
Oh okay I'm from Pakistan
🇫🇮
Nothing just looking for good teammates. What about you?
Just chillin
I don’t even use head seats because I don’t want a head dent but when charging the controller I can understand how it happens
Cool bro
Hru
We’re neighbours 🇳🇴
i have these
Props
what do you call them
In English
Legacy version have HSW vehicles?
like the ones that is in your ear
Yes
You wrestle
Buds
no
For real??
Bruh community means everyone non gta players as well
And it's mainly gta server so we can talk but yeah channels are valid if we talk there
Noooooo....
I guess it have some vehicles bro not alot
Or worse
like?
They integrate you into their mod team
then?
Doom and destruction follows
Idk i just dropped valid point
damn
Yes ofc its gta server mainly thatswhat I'm saying
We can talk here but channels are better if we talk there
i agree
I wouldn’t say 90%
I wouldn't say majority
Ye facts
Just say nothing atp
(nothing)
I’d say a good 45% still play heavy
Nah not that many play heavy nowadays
musket
I think Medic is a bit more popular
my homie
You just look guilty
you should've stopped it from happening
Just not your day bud
Juan
yes
Yes
bye
rofl that seat
I love getting paid to sit and take deliveries
LOL hehehhee
what does that mean
@vapid nacelle MY JUAN

Heyy mièl
i saw that live yesterday
ooh wow, I saw this today (timezone)
tbh I did miss the live stream as I had no time
is that the shot that shows them coming back to the earth
Hru???
arent they still coming back
Im good , im about to cook . I took a old person nap for 2 hrs
guys wait i’m uncomfortable my friend told me something disturbing
Im makign fries rn

what is it
yes they will return now
moon landing in 2028
I remember seeing artemis 1 three years ago thinking that artemis 2 was faaaar away
@jagged ridge @cursive fox @floral aspen i want you 3 to say hi to me
friday april 10th thats not now
hi
OMG HI GUYS
Hii
@candid dagger, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Cayo Perico: #ps5|cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #ps5|casino-lfg
Old Heist: #ps5|old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #ps5|vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #ps5|other-lfg
Requested by: @ashen girder
Anyone got kosatka?
NO!
🥀
she had a dream of her brother kissing her
@stark steppe hi big one
HELL YEAH!
hey silly not the right channel for that
whats up
Im js askin
😳
but you can’t here silly
I apologize
fym 67 alpha 😭✌️🌹
wym real kai 😭
You should make yaroa , best fries ever
i think im my opinion brain rot is worse then peeing on the floor
youre not kai cenat tho
never said i was✌️🌹😂😭💀
sybau
nou
cant tell me who i am

stop. being a meanie pants
stinky ahh
i ain’t bullying✌️ 😭 💀 🌹
HEY!
this was a hard read
everyone stop bullying right now !!!!!
lol
bro acts like the teachers pet at my school
js saying
you're still bullying !!!!!
ok and
stop it or i'll tell a trusted adult
idfc
BERIGHT
can you please turn idle on☺️
woot finally fixed my terrobyte issue
on spotify?
hi
wsp
Holy fuck I've been bullying my tattoo artist for months for an appointment
waiting for my bus rn wbu
i dont have school today
hi rex
hi makki

it’s not even been a month
i’m here🤬
twin i’m in religion class get me out
✌️ 💀 🌹
this woman just said she doesn’t believe in marking students incorrect

Poop your pants easy way to go home
🙂
lolol
wtf lol
sprite+ banana
i get money for being here
Or thorw up
so i’m fine with it
not counting multiple phone calls
mfer cancelled th last 2 appointments
Oh then stay

hi
It’s crazy tech but it works
Good morning
rofl
sybau
what type of meeting is this? 😈
hdu
tittoo 😋
hru

whatd he say
lol hehe
STOP SPAMMING HIM
he said i cant post gifs because i ain’t some level like bitch sybau
i just wanted to get tattooed :(
i don't wanna find a new artist i fuck with this guy and he does good cheap work
No
if i boost the server can i level up quicker?
idk
damn
i joined this server 5 seconds ago because my girlfriend showed me it😭 ✌️ 💀
I'm pretty sure yeah
ok ima do it
welcome to the server then man
and then you bullied everyone >:(
thanks
thats how i am
thats deadass my personally
deal with it
there we go
eewww bully!!!!!! meany pants!!!!!!!
dude you're so badass i wanna be like u when i grow up
no
legit
oh rip
legit what
Me hungy

firdge
food
same i should prob eat before my skin gets drilled for hours 😭
shitpost
ban
me too my dad sent me 20 dollars for food
yes i'm sorry
no it aint
fuck this shit im going back to twitter
why is my teacher singing
astolfo i got promoted
It mans were moving to a new office so I’m sat at the new office waiting for desk deliveries to come and doing nothing
again? to what
your dad: sents 20 bucks for food
my dad: sent me once 200 bucks cuz i was going with my class to bowling
my friend got demoted and i took his closing days so im pretty much a full on closer now and im a performance coach
that money coming innnn 😌
nice congrats
my dad sent me 1600 because he felt bad🥰
gimme half
im still on unemployment but i want to go back to delievering for amazon
just find another dsp
idk if theyre homophobic or what .. i think i wont dress too femme to work if i find another dsp
this was 2 years ago
Smol
i really want to i hope i can go to the same wareshouse
he doesn’t really give me money anymore he just buys what i want ig
hi baby portland
smol 🥺🥺
they could be cuz as long as you aren't wearing insanely short shorts they don't really care what you wear
Share?
i was bro.. looking super gay tbh.. but i thought this was usa..
ima finna be nice ima boast the server lmao
oh nah they crack down on short shorts
it is what it is i have to be careful now if i want to lst
were the same way about them here, male or female
dang even on girls ?
yeah
ahh
finally my bus came

not really sure if it's a handbook rule or just a professionalism thing but yeah they're strict abt it
lol
once i was wearing basketball shorts and was told not to do it again or i'd go home
this was before i was the boss man so im chilling now
ill start applying or going to the hiring events in a few months.. im still milking this unemployment.. i hope i find the driving spot tho.. congrats on your position see? reddit is wrong you CAN last at amazon
oh 100% but it just depends on your dsp
before june i might be able to get in
somebody buy me a slushy
yeah some are horrible bro
my friend has been working for amazon for 6 years he's outlived two dsp's that he worked for
its too hot but i dont wanna take my coat off cuz i got a christmas sweater under it
How much is it
i'm close to 2 years
its doable but they know amazon culture etc and theres not alota people who mentally can take that
your friend has the mind for that cause amazon has their own "laws" etc
yeah not to mention the rules have gotten much stricter
even alota dsp owners cant last cause amazon is so wild
the scorecard grading is actually insanely difficult now
says alot imo
imagine having the money and resources to start a dsp but then you cant handle it
not good
🙂
no but we're cracking down and doing coachings on cdf, safety, route performance
i've fired 6 people in two weeks and suspended over 20
but we're right on the line of fantastic plus again
like 3.49
think i get a $200 bonus every week we hit fantastic plus so let me do the math rq
why are you wearing that😭😭
i've missed out on about $6400 in bonuses
omg are your bonuses taxed
i believe so
i didnt have anything else to wear
but new york has a new law where the don't tax overtime so i'm not really worried abt my tax return shit should be fat
they tax my dads bonuses😭he’s supposed to get like like 10k bonus every 6 months but gets around 6k
😭
tell him to move to the united states my doctor was telling me he's tax exempt somehow since he's from canada
we were talking about sports betting and i was talking about the stupid ass 50% tax on winnings
Meow
my dad hates trump he’d never
ugh ok i guess
it's not like he's gonna see the man 😭
Pic disappear
plus 2 years fly by fast and there'll be a new dumbass in office
he refuses to enter america until the man is gone forever
funny how he is currently at war with a country much smaller than them and is trying his best to end it
i cannot
Dumbahh president
He just threatened them with Genocide too 😭
Bum ahh shit
you can’t talk about that here i don’t think
!rule 2
Refrain from discussing any politically charged or inflammatory topics.
@ashen girder
too political
yea
Thanks chonks
batman monkey
Share food am hungy
wait what was cdf again
i am in class
"route performance" is literally out of control from the driver at this point
customer delivery feedback
yeah thats horrible bro.. in the hood.. good luck
There are topics that can go up in flames? wowies
nah route performance is only if they get back past like 9pm
Idc food now
guys help my brain hurts
majority of our routes can be done by 7pm
drink some water
bro some dsp dont send rescues because its personal.. theyll send theyre favorite drivers a rescue but the person who really needed one theyll be like "what happened? your supposed to handle it by yourself"
i did a route the other day, ended 65 ahead, 148 stops in 5 hours
i can’t leave class💔
You think Makki drinks water
hi jameson
hi makkieson
i want water twin pls give
thats possible in a beautiful neighborhood
Makki
oh nah we do the opposite we leave the good drivers alone
You're so nice
it was half town half country
your teach won’t let you if you ask?
No not till you give food
@long heath ❣️
yeah but im saying sometimes the good drivers need help and the dsp is like "aww what happened"
she finds i leave class too much
i was starting to love the route and they just put the new RGU out and we lost the area 😞
no never
lmao
wait lemme show you the RGU it's fucking crazy how much area we cover
I hope all water sources near you go bad
that’s mean
Bruh that’s dumb just tell her you needa go toilet or somein surely she won’t say no to that 😭
why is this guy talking bad about his girlfriend to a girl that obviously likes him
what on earth
Who
To get her to move on in a nice way
never let your girlfriend stop you from finding your wife
that top right part is the adirondacks...
yes she will
i only really leave class if i have to go to the office or get medication but the medication thing happens a lot
she probably thinks i’m faking or smth idk
whoa thats pretty cool
i’m pretty sure she has a boyfriend
yeah but that bottom red part was where i was delivering :(
Is that italy
the issue is it's like 95% country
bro that middle one and the red at the top is stuff we've had for years
they actually did us dirty
yeah that looks sus
♥️ i'm getting a tattoo today
like they went out of their way to do yall dirty and now its gona be weird for a buncha people
of what
literally wtf 😂
Cheese
i mean they got a new dsp opening so i get it but we have drivers that have been doing that area since like 2022
and whoever gets that is gona be stuck there too with the rest of their dsp who knows wehere
ooooh what are you getting done
That don’t count as cheese my boy
Dont call that shit cheese
omg the girl just said talk to me how you talk to your girlfriend😭😭
You're insulting the Europeans
velveeta should be burned
But it’s a good source of calcium
it's a grim reaper, i do tattoos on my legs and they turn out really good but i didn't expect it to be so hard to stretch the skin on my forearm while tattooing myself so this turned out really bad
drink milk bro
bros boutta start hurling insults at her
I’ll pass
I assume this was @dusky grove and was about to celebrate that he finally grew some hair
Only to be dissapointed
🦇 
Hello duck
Why you so pressed about the cheese I got chill
Hi Martol
DONT CALL IT CHEESE
no gang i got hair it's just blonde hair
hi
cartwoman
sassy cartman
We know that’s how you’re irl
practice is practice right. And you’re tattooing yourself that’s pretty cool. Planning to go over it again or just get it redone somewhere?
why the fuck is it snowing right now it was 70 two days ago
ALOT skinnier but yeah 
I’m more confused by the serving suggestion tbh
nah i'm gonna have him finish it today tattooing your own arm just doesn't work
So no hair?
i'll stick to tattooing my legs
Good we already got Makki for the big friend
my abdomen hurts so bad twin
i laughed at that shit
who did this to me
You’re welcome
w duck
Duck didn’t say hi to me
Why does this mf ignore me these days, we used to be cool
hello
Now he treats me like a stranger

plus i haven't tattooed in a while ima go back to practicing w fake skin and also practice with color cuz i got tons of unused color ink
i know that feeling
@quiet thunder
OOOH
I miss these days 😭
AA THIS GAME WAS $5 CHEAPER JUST 3 MINUTES AGO 😭
The sale ended as soon as I went to checkout 🥲
loool I can’t imagine tbh. I doubt I’d even be able to do my leg have you been doing it for long? 
what game vro

bru
a space game
Didn’t see this
no mans sky?
No man sky
nope, it's an indie 2D game
for me legs aren't bad but not really i went crazy for like a month straight tattooing myself every other day but it's been like 2 months since i've put a new one down
just been too busy w work
ooh
Too busy talking about your fake cheese lol
Duck
Tm
look at the music i listening to rn
You're not a man
they see me rollin
to checkout
they put the sale off
You're a boy
A real boy?
whats my treat
It’s cheese tho
In the loosest sense
No you
Do not harm duck
I mean I never said it was the best cheese on earth I just said cheese
I’m sure we’ve been over this before
A cuddle is not harmful
how did you know 
Look at what im listening to
Right
w
I do not trust him
He is a danger to you
What are you having with your cheese slices?
hi TM
I can smell you
Hi lovebug
awesome
hru
I had some cheese earlier, tuna and cheese bap
Yeah he was delicious
that’s so cool so are your legs pretty full atp I’m guessing? One of my friends is always tryna use me to practice but I’m scared 
YOU KILLED TUNA?!?!?!?!?

Im gonna be annoying to duck in a bit wbu?
Woah I didn’t kill

Just ate
I made fried bologna sandwich
You could never be annoying to me
Spurs
Ok
HA
Are shit
Nope
Oh yes
They bring me joy
Do i?
I just look at the league table
I’d say more concerned than mad
And am happy
Ofc
Enjoy it cause its not gonna happen for years
nah don't let them use you, you don't want shitty tattoos, also not really full i think i have like 16 tattoos on my legs
i'm pretty sure i'm pushing 60 something individual tattoos total
oh ok im alright rn preparing myself before church cuz i'll read
May i interest you with a tuna sandwich?
That looks depressing
@takaken
WHAT DO WE THINK OF TOTTENHAM
Shit
It is free
Tottenham
It’s out of date
WHAT DO WE THINK OF GUI
who
He’s alright
Dont think about it
graphical user interface?
Thos looks disgusting
Yes
You don’t like sweetcorn?
Bread looks dryer than tottenham staying up
Let me try
Looks like it would kill a man after 1 bite
Hello
That’s not what Americans mean when we say corn bread
Hi @spring tangle
Can tuna, cheese, cucumber and sweetcorn kill you 

hi
Hi
Hi
Hru
OK!!
https://eu.mozaracing.com/products/r5-racing-bundle @spring tangle I think i might spend all my money on this
It seems like a good purchase
A long hard look in the mirror
I literally did yesterday
Ru that confident?
But not today
knock knock
With all the grey hair
@stark steppe 👽
Go away
hey don’t shoot the monkey
i'll never understand this joke
It’s not the greys that concern me, it’s the lack of hair 
excuse you
And dad is crazy
@spring tangle do you think its smart spending 480 euros righz now
You dangerous
Must protect duck
but i don’t want to know
i coughed and it hurt my abdomen SO BAD
this is the end
Does pavement(sidewalk)count?
No
Hmm
On pedals and steering wheel yes
You will lose interest
Then you won’t use
Ok well unlikely to be any grass touched today then
He knows cause he lose interest in our friendship 😢
You’re so full of shit lol
You ignore me at every opportunity
Shall i remove him from your sight sir?
No stand down
Very well sir
You got minions now 💀
🌲

14 hours yesterday 8 hours today and going home
Yes of a volvo
why did you shoot it
Aint my fault it cracked
guys i burned myself and it hurts

One day, some of the kids from the neighborhood carried my mother's groceries all the way home. You know why? It was out of respect
Good
that’s not nice
Probably fear

i was brushing my teeth and it hurt because of the burn
You don’t know this line?
i think the universe is against me guys
Oh please
No 😂 sure don’t
please what
Well we aren’t with you
rude
It’s from the movie goodfellas
Why the universe hating on you twin
Probably got on its nerves
I haven’t watched good fellas in like 15 years
Shit
I forget that something i need to add to my bucketlist
I love mafia movies
You should watch
I wont
Lets see
Lung cancer
Broken ankle
Broken hand
60 days of Conditional imprisonment
And so much more
You’re 16
Prolly you know 
Stands
“My whole life” doesn’t have as much weight behind it 
Still
Its my hobby
Ok so do you then mate
And im sick of using mouse
If it will make you happy carpe diem
I wish I was 16 still
A happy carpe diem????
What that
@spring tangle
Is goodfellas a mafia movie right?
Yeah sim racing a hobby
Yes
No it’s about ninjas
Carpe diem, means seize the day
Shit i need to add this to my list
I love mafia movies
You just said that
I cant drive yet :C
Okayy
I wanna drive
Neither can i legally i dont have drivers license
It is just so good i have to repeat it again
I can legally drive only next year
Add casino to the list if it’s not on it already
Are the police there my friend?
Yes
Then dont
@copper epoch
And once upon a time in New York
Both great movies
Hence why i want to sim race
Simp race?
I been doing well on just a mouse
Sim sorry
Younglings*
I am suprseid you havent mention godfather and the sopranos
i alreayd added them but you didnt mention them feels like an insult
Well I figured you already know about those
You are right
ok you can have it all
I’m giving you ones you probably don’t know about
Yeah thats what i have so far along with some scars around my body
Yay

uh oh
is that you
my spirit animal
i sent ts like 7 days ago
It owes me rent.
I will name my MC cat Untraceable
i will name my MC cat scrappy
I read that as "i will eat my MC cat Untraceable"
arc raiders
Yeah stabbing scars, self harm scars, burning scars etc
The stupid car doesn't know how to follow so I had to get a leash
Imma name a warden after you
they told me to say sorry they’ll get rent to you asap

Gone
thursday
@dusky grove
Help her
Real
Skill issue
getting off garbage to get on garbage
Counter argument
One garbage been making too much garbage and too much space
the other is just garbage but atleast respectable garbage
What about haddock?
good point
From garbage to garbage xD
Or is it just cod you have an issue with?
cod tastes pretty good
The great debate
Exactly
GTA is trashy
Cod is fucking garbage
trash and garbage are both bad
Depends on what kind of cod tho
in a world of garbage, play ARC Raiders and THE FINALS
Nah
Respectfully, beside campaigns, they are garbage
Bo2 was the last good cod
any of them after and including mw19
finals must be fun when you’re bronze
How dare you black ops 1 and 2 were peak
Id count in bo3
Ew no
I never played them
believe it or not its not
Mw3 and so on campaign are garbage
Get playing then
Bo3 was forced hate
Anything after bo2 is garbage
No thanks
And a trend
Stop posting videos of shitty driving
ever cod game is
"mind ur business"
And get playing
I dont drive that shit!
@forest shuttle
Tell duck i dont drive that bad
No
aw
But I’d rather mind your business
Cod went bad when they started doing wall jumping and jet packs

Before that it weren’t that bad
This guy gets it
highguard
Titanfall is neat
Tf3 would be game changing
highguard is titanfall 3
Who’s it made by
Titanfall 3 would break the internent
just from how much money they wasted on highguard tf3 is never coming
How dare you
I didn’t play, didn’t it flop?
Yes
long story short its shut down now
It was like a concord situation
same people who made titanfall and apex
No it’s people from the studio that make tf and apex
Completely different studio
Not respawn
oh
idk bout that sir
Might be respawns old employees but not respawn
Apex is technically tf3
GTA is basically milking an old cow man
But without the titans
Mfs will hate on a game just because it’s trendy lmao
I mean ye but that’s just like saying odst is halo without the Spartans
true but its still fun compared to most games
They were making tf3 but repurposed it to apex
also, gta 6 comes out this year so we can wait
Facts bo3 was such a good game. The campaign was ass but zombies imo is the best of the franchise and the multiplayer was super fun too
EXACTLY
no speaking of the forbidden name in this channel
mfs are blinded by nostalgia
It is fun yes but developers are garbage
Tf3 was in development but they decided to cash in on the br hype
So the game was changed
😂😂 you think r* is garbage is crazy
thats a stretch
Facts lmfao
R* are pretty garbage
True but apex will outlive every titanfall
let’s be so real








