community

[terse jolt]

Why is it snowy

Wtf

[rigid parrot]

same

sushi as a main menu is too little for me sometimes

[deft blaze]

Georgia weather

[kind nacelle]

U from antartica?

[terse jolt]

No in gta

[deft blaze]

[kind nacelle]

[upper turtle]

Non gta channel here
(Why the fuck is it snowing though)

[blazing elk]

April fools

[kind nacelle]

Hi Clair

[mental berry]

1 april

[upper turtle]

Ahhh that makes sense

[deft blaze]

you are April's fool

[upper turtle]

Fuck

I am tonight's biggest loser

[kind nacelle]

Theres still red face paint on my forehead

[upper turtle]

Hi

[solemn crater]

april fools

[kind nacelle]

How you doin

[jagged ridge]

i love summertime vibes

[upper turtle]

I am working right now but I am okay

What about you

[stark steppe]

I despise april fools ngl

[kind nacelle]

Is someone ever truly okay if their working

[stark steppe]

So annoying

[nimble jay]

I'm working rn and I'm okay

https://tenor.com/view/porcupine-corn-cute-looking-at-you-watching-gif-14312631468040346300

[upper turtle]

My job is honestly pretty damn easy dude.

[kind nacelle]

Im good hungry cus i forgot my lunch but i had a fun half day at my internship

[upper turtle]

Oh nice

You definitely dont want to forget lunch

That shit sucks

[stark steppe]

Clair

Eclair

[kind nacelle]

No i am gonna be looking at all the food at the train station and that stuff is overpriced as hell

[dim sparrow]

What do you do

[nimble jay]

This is why you have your mom pack your lunch in a brown paper bag

[upper turtle]

Fire alarm blueprints and permitting for fire alarm/security systems.

Office job

[dim sparrow]

I see you

[solemn crater]

my dad does something similar

shi

[dim sparrow]

oooh I see pretty cool

[full pasture]

Who wanna play gta and hang out and do some fun shit

[blazing elk]

[minor hill]

goodmorning

[nimble jay]

@dim sparrow

[solemn crater]

good morning

[dim sparrow]

wrong channel my boy

[nimble jay]

Oops wrong james

[full pasture]

Oh where is the channel

[nimble jay]

Wait no nvm right james

[full pasture]

Excuse where do I ask people to play

[pliant current]

@full pasture, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #ps5｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #ps5｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #ps5｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #ps5｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #ps5｜other-lfg

Requested by: @blazing elk

[amber path]

& Your job is a professional imessage game cheater

[kind nacelle]

13 euros for a toasted cheese sandwich is criminal

[dim sparrow]

hmmm u get a pass

good April fools thoug

[dim sparrow]

YOU JUST WON BASKETBALL

[amber path]

Cause ya girl got game

https://tenor.com/view/i-won-kany-garcía-i'm-a-winner-i'm-the-champ-the-latin-recording-academy-gif-6298217676644846795

[kind nacelle]

James their asking 13 euros for a grilled cheese im hungry but not that hungry

[amber path]

Def just changed it , thanks for catchin it

[ivory basalt]

Bro nemesis scary as fuck

How im supposed to avoid ts monster😭

[molten wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/lol-laugh-smile-tom-and-jerry-telugu-gif-16740069

[low thunder]

thanks for the new tom gif, saved

[stark steppe]

Ew its hairy

[amber path]

https://tenor.com/view/oceansjonas-latto-latto-gifs-gif-10431400144306279576

[molten wedge]

[dim sparrow]

Nah you just cheat harder

[solemn crater]

it only gets worse btw

[ivory basalt]

https://tenor.com/view/johnny-joestar-king-von-king-von-johnny-joestar-anti-piracy-screen-johnny-joestar-tiktok-sticker-netflix-gif-15496977903175842722

[low thunder]

🪄

[ivory basalt]

It can even run

[amber path]

This creepy ahh gif bro

[molten wedge]

You just spawn when I use a gif

[solemn crater]

dude

[molten wedge]

[low thunder]

you theiry harry maguire

[ivory basalt]

Im thinking of going to assisted 💔

[solemn crater]

nemesis on inferno is genuinely aids

he’s fast as fuck

[low thunder]

I have alerts

[solemn crater]

i was about to make a bread

[amber path]

i’ll let you win next time

[solemn crater]

but the bread was moldy

[molten wedge]

[ivory basalt]

If he hits you 1 time u cant do nothing

Anymore

[dim sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/running-quick-fast-gif-17847190

[solemn crater]

you can

[low thunder]

[molten wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-bread-meme-googly-eyes-lick-gif-4828919955563198017

[solemn crater]

just run away

[molten wedge]

What's goin on

[static hemlock]

I just noticed something I'll never be able to unsee

[ivory basalt]

It jumpscared me

[static hemlock]

Here's Jack Black in Nacho Libre

[solemn crater]

where are you rn

[amber path]

You being watched more than neighborhoods

[static hemlock]

Here's murderface from Metalocalypse

[molten wedge]

Nope I always hide in plane shadow

[amber path]

[static hemlock]

Jack Black in Nacho Libre looks just like him

[quiet thunder]

Naaah you wrong for this 😭

[static hemlock]

[molten wedge]

[amber path]

[static hemlock]

Naw and I can not unsee it now

[molten wedge]

Fanta

[static hemlock]

Knew about both just never thought about it until I seen a side by side

[amber path]

Lumberjack Larry

[molten wedge]

Joe

[amber path]

Call me fanta one more time , we gonna square up fr

[static hemlock]

https://tenor.com/view/metalocalypse-toki-wartooth-william-murderface-nathan-explosion-gif-3173377115187524485

[molten wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/elmo-fire-burn-flame-gif-6694988070263832051

U said nothing about gif

[ivory basalt]

Im at

[static hemlock]

People still drink that

[amber path]

https://tenor.com/view/fuck-fuck-you-middle-finger-middle-finger-gif-15294280

[solemn crater]

ohh

[ivory basalt]

Do you need inferno for platinum?

[solemn crater]

yes

[molten wedge]

I don't. I hate that

[solemn crater]

inferno on s rank

[teal wedge]

Lads

[ivory basalt]

💔💔💔💔

[solemn crater]

iirc

[static hemlock]

https://tenor.com/view/cut-it-out-metalocalypse-dethklok-murderface-gif-4567159936687569588

[teal wedge]

I somehow got actually broken up with today

[amber path]

Damn on april fools is wild

[static hemlock]

Then again I have had soda since 7th grade

[low thunder]

what is this last of us 2 or unchartered

[teal wedge]

Fr

[ivory basalt]

Did u platinum on playstation or Steam

[ivory basalt]

Resident evil 3

[low thunder]

nice

[solemn crater]

playstation

[static hemlock]

Most I drink is coffee, tea and water

[ivory basalt]

Ohh u sold it for pc?

[amber path]

Maybe tomorrow she will be like “April fools”

[ivory basalt]

Milk tea water

[solemn crater]

shadow of the tomb raider

[ivory basalt]

Fool the april

[low thunder]

has anyone played the new Resident Evil Requiem yet

[solemn crater]

yea

[amber path]

Ya face

[teal wedge]

Hopefully

[solemn crater]

lost my account on there so i had no reason to keep playing on console

[amber path]

Yes it was really good

[ivory basalt]

Damnn fr?

Thats one of the worst things ever

[static hemlock]

Milk I use as a coffee creamer but I will drink it outright if I get dehydrated which isn't hard for me

[ivory basalt]

I have this account since ps3

[teal wedge]

Lads

Let's assess the situation

[amber path]

Damn Broo

[dim sparrow]

@ivory basalt

[solemn crater]

why did you buy resistance

[low thunder]

damn the bou is so calm

[static hemlock]

24/7 on a game is a bit excessive lol

[ivory basalt]

Ay twin

[dim sparrow]

it just came with it

[ivory basalt]

Hop on now

[ivory basalt]

Same thing

[amber path]

You bought the triple pack

[ivory basalt]

I will still try it tho

[dim sparrow]

I’m at work

[solemn crater]

i would’ve cried if you deadass spent money on that shit game

[dim sparrow]

it was £8 on sale

[teal wedge]

I'mma just flirt with her Icl hopefully it will work

[static hemlock]

Then again that's all my sisters dead beat boyfriend does

[ivory basalt]

10€ for me

[solemn crater]

sure it wasn’t 8$

[static hemlock]

Mf won't even step away to help with a basic task

[ivory basalt]

Ain't resististance just a bad dbd

[bitter marsh]

hiii @amber path

[ivory basalt]

Its 10€ re3

On sale

[solemn crater]

resistance is just a very very very very bad game

[amber path]

Im doing RE 2 over again its free. I got RE requiem free too

[static hemlock]

Makes me wonder if video game addiction is actually really

[ivory basalt]

Is re4 mercenaries coop?

[solemn crater]

no idea

no

it isn’t

[amber path]

Hey honey bun

[dim sparrow]

yeah cos you a fraud ⭐

[bitter marsh]

hruu

[amber path]

Diabolical accussation

[solemn crater]

didn’t even get the joke

[dim sparrow]

teejayx6 is calling

[amber path]

Im good , hru?

[low thunder]

is this for the playstation + subscription?

[amber path]

If i am fraudin you an accomplice

[dim sparrow]

No 😭 I’m slow

[bitter marsh]

im doing good glad to hear you're good

[dim sparrow]

nah

[solemn crater]

see how re games are single player games

[low thunder]

oh

[ivory basalt]

I just got jumped by NEMISIS and 2 zombies

[static hemlock]

Based

[solemn crater]

did you get to the electrical thing yet

[ivory basalt]

Which

[solemn crater]

uh

where jill gets deep throated

[amber path]

Jump them back

[ivory basalt]

Yea

[solemn crater]

did you leave it

[ivory basalt]

I have now to go to the main thing

[ivory basalt]

😭

[solemn crater]

lowkey

it’s sad how bad re 3 remake is

[ivory basalt]

Yea i have to go to the station now

[ivory basalt]

Im loving it

[solemn crater]

because you haven’t played the whole thing

[ivory basalt]

I played re3 nemiss

Nemesis

[solemn crater]

it’s objectively not a bad game

but it’s very bad in comparison to the other games

[ivory basalt]

I hope they make more games with jill

Remakes

And more

[solemn crater]

more with claire plz

[ivory basalt]

No

Who cares about claire dredfield

[dim sparrow]

should I play the original

first

[ivory basalt]

No

[solemn crater]

WHAT

who doesn’t

[solemn crater]

lowkey

no idea

[ivory basalt]

Jill Valentine on top

[solemn crater]

up to you

i’d play remake first

then the og

[wild brook]

hi guys

[solemn crater]

helo

[amber path]

You just senile , claire is that girl

[wild brook]

who is a good legacy player here?

[ivory basalt]

nice way to spell jill Valentine

[solemn crater]

nobody

[minor hill]

goodmorning

[bitter marsh]

morning to you

[minor hill]

😭😭😭😭😭

bro said games gone to a breakup text

[ivory basalt]

Morning

[ivory basalt]

What the fuck im supposed to do if nemesis blocks the stairway

[amber path]

https://tenor.com/view/hater-real-housewives-of-atlanta-why-are-you-hating-dont-hate-me-stop-being-a-hater-gif-21245880

[wild brook]

im asking for what is the fastest type of land transportation for a bike or an 4 wheeled vehicle

[ivory basalt]

Im a lover

[amber path]

https://tenor.com/view/whet-what-ew-can-you-not-stop-gif-9908266

[jagged ridge]

😳

[cursive fox]

I kinda hate how discord will let you delete a message or edit a message that you probably sent 9 years ago

[amber path]

Folks out here covering their tracks from 9 years ago is crazy

[jagged ridge]

they also let you delete dms to make it look like the person you were talking to was talking to themselves

[cursive fox]

yeah fr 💀

[dim sparrow]

hmmm ig I’ll do that I get of for free anyway

[cursive fox]

the only decent thing discord does is that it shows "Original message was deleted"

[amber path]

Whats the point tho , like you said what you said . Stand on it whether it was weird or not

[jagged ridge]

but thats only if someone replies to it

[solemn crater]

tell him to move

[cursive fox]

yeah...that's why it's the only decent thing

[solemn crater]

politely

[jagged ridge]

its happened to me lol..

never figured out why people do that

[cursive fox]

damn, my 3600th message 👁️

[jagged ridge]

its grown ass people too

[amber path]

Fr ?

[jagged ridge]

yeah it was kinda local servers too which is weird

[amber path]

Thats crazy , i feel like people should just stand on what they say

[pale ore]

Does anyone know where I can go to read decent GTA fan fiction?

[ivory basalt]

He moved, now i gotta keep him afar from train

[solemn crater]

you’re like 25% done with the game already

[jagged ridge]

whew

anyyway

[ivory basalt]

I never wanna come to raccoon city again

[upper turtle]

Getting gas right now

It's better here but man these prices make me want to start a fight

[jagged ridge]

heres me about to take a shower and go drive to a park 20 minutes away to play pokemon go 😭

[minor hill]

wyf

[upper turtle]

On fucking GOD

[opal sapphire]

Fraud... IS THIS SUPPOSE TO BE A LOBOTOMY KASIEN REFERENCE?

[tall widget]

@ashen girder

rivals 100%'ed

finally got the map for panther

[opal sapphire]

Wait a Ultron achievement?

[tall widget]

yeah

that one was easy

[opal sapphire]

Ultron wasnt in the game when it released tho?

[tall widget]

got all 10 in one match

made me realise i enjoyed ultron

[tall widget]

they add achievs for future-released characters too 😭

not all but a lot of them

[opal sapphire]

Yeah ik but i thought ingame achievements

PS5 still hasnt gotten any new ones

[tall widget]

ya they add in-game for everyone, but some get steam achievs too

[opal sapphire]

Breh, kinda lame

I'd like to have new achievements on PS5

[stoic lichen]

why the fuck does psn have a bunch of last of us avatars but no days gone ones
playstation blows 😭

[kind nacelle]

Hi gui

Hi dom

[tall widget]

hi hello

[stoic lichen]

hi shadowz

[kind nacelle]

Cus uh idk

[stoic lichen]

i just want a deacon st john avatar man...

bonus that the supposed official stream avatars they released via redeemable code still actually pop up in the store, but if you try to redeem it it goes 'oh yeah, this doesn't work anymore lol'

[kind nacelle]

I want a decent spiderman pfp

[stoic lichen]

well i guess i gotta buy the game on ps5 and platinum it for the other set of avatars

sigh!

[kind nacelle]

U get a avatars set for platting a game???

[stoic lichen]

days gone has a set yeah

[floral aspen]

what the heck

this girl is talking about yaoi in the middle of history class

[stoic lichen]

you get this one

[floral aspen]

is that you dom

[stoic lichen]

no i am not deacon st john

[kind nacelle]

What is that

[stoic lichen]

that's sam witwer

[tall widget]

thats a very historical event if you ask me

[stoic lichen]

'mom found the yaoi' is important viewing material

[floral aspen]

my teacher was talking about

“heated love scenes”

[kind nacelle]

What

[tall solar]

wtf

[kind nacelle]

Ur sure ur not in sex ed?

I got scammed theres no chocolate in this croissant

[solemn crater]

aw

[floral aspen]

i’m saying😭idk what the convo was about but i tuned in and that’s what i heard

[floral aspen]

no! that was 2nd grade for some reason🥰

[kind nacelle]

Just checking with those crazy conversations

[quartz blade]

hi

[tall widget]

hello vapors

[quartz blade]

hru\

[tall widget]

im so sleepy

and hungry

[stark steppe]

@floral aspen i think i was numb to it last year, but you know i feel it now more than ever

[flint sparrow]

I have chicken nuggets

[tall widget]

give me some

[flint sparrow]

spicy or not spicy

[stark steppe]

@tall widget i think i was numb to it last year, but you know i feel it now more than ever

[tall widget]

shush it

[stark steppe]

Ok boss 🫡

[quartz blade]

real

[stark steppe]

Vapors

You're a good guy man

[quartz blade]

bro why tf doesnt WT load bruh

[quartz blade]

ty TM

u too

???

<@&337442104026595329>

[stark steppe]

Lets ping only tryka

Ur so dtrict

Strict

[quartz blade]

ty

[stark steppe]

Jk

[flint sparrow]

he's ded

[quartz blade]

man dont get off yo pc cuz sooner or later theyll come back

[nimble jay]

Oh man why do I always miss the good stuff

[quartz blade]

😭

[nimble jay]

What was it?

[stark steppe]

[brittle drift]

@deft blaze hi

[brittle drift]

Guy bypassing filters...

[quartz blade]

free

thats all im gonna say

[brittle drift]

Saying inappropriate stuff about....kids and gays

[stark steppe]

U want me to say it?

[nimble jay]

Dude is taking one for the team under zero pressure

[jagged ridge]

i got muted by auto mod here earlier.. it was a mistake so it got overrided

[flint sparrow]

ok

[stark steppe]

@flint sparrow

[glossy hollow]

_ _

[nimble jay]

I was not expecting to have a shift today since it's gonna rain really bad apparently

[flint sparrow]

it's been raining hard here since 9am

and it gonna get worse

@nimble jay

he's back

[tall widget]

the fuck

[quartz blade]

the fuck

[glossy hollow]

_ _

[quartz blade]

i dont even wanna comment this one

@nimble jay

how long they gonna come back

[flint sparrow]

same person

again and again

[quartz blade]

who tf is william parker

[quartz blade]

wait

what the fuck do you mean by good stuff

???

[deft blaze]

probably referring to ban reasons that aren't the usual lol

although ima hang around for a sec in case he has nothing better to do

[quartz blade]

ok

[deft blaze]

he being the guy trying his damndest to be put on a watchlist

[quartz blade]

imma go try fix war thunder cuz it keeps freezing

or js play smth else

[tropic wagon]

yo can one of y'all mods fix #gta-online

[quartz blade]

holy fucking attention seekers

[tropic wagon]

some dude won't stop talking about chomos and shit

[quartz blade]

@nocturne plank

[nocturne plank]

:exclamation:To contact the Moderators, please send me a Direct Message. Mentioning me does not alert moderators:exclamation:

[tropic wagon]

k

[stoic lichen]

sorry i went for some low hanging fruit @deft blaze

[nimble jay]

Whenever someone posts something really bad or fucked up I usually am busy and then I come back the minute they are banned

It happens more than it doesn't

Lol

[stoic lichen]

the guy from earlier actually just came back LOL

he went through #gta-online again

[quartz blade]

?

[floral aspen]

what th e heck am i involved in a conversation i didn’t know about

[stoic lichen]

the one who came in talking about how he hates certain people

i wont be repeating what he said for obvious reasons

[quartz blade]

ah

fucking attention seeker

[jagged ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/on-fire-pizza-gif-6074641

[tall widget]

we have 7 mutual friends

isnt that interesting

[floral aspen]

well

i have 13 with someone

[tall widget]

well

ewwww

[floral aspen]

hi little gui

i think it’s jameson

[tall widget]

hello makka pakka

[floral aspen]

@dim sparrow

yes 13 with him

[tall widget]

7 mutual servers?? 😭

[stoic lichen]

😔

[dim sparrow]

hello lil makkieson

[tall widget]

loser

im so bored

[stoic lichen]

i bet it's danae

no it's shadowz

[dim sparrow]

all emoji servers 🥀

[tall widget]

no she has me blocked

[stoic lichen]

how did you get danae to block you

[nimble jay]

"Rain expected to end" bruh is didn't even start yet

[tall widget]

i have no idea 😭 ive spoken to her like a total of twice ever

[jagged ridge]

lmaoo

[dim sparrow]

[nimble jay]

No rain here cuz

[violet void]

Are you religious @tall widget ?

[tall widget]

no

atheist

[violet void]

Jesus in your name

[kind nacelle]

Looks very pretty

[jagged ridge]

me when im playing pokemon go and its raining in the game but i look at the sky

[tall widget]

it was an inside joke w/ some friends like

5 or so years ago

[nimble jay]

[violet void]

Do you guys believe in religion

[kind nacelle]

Yes

[jagged ridge]

i do yes

[violet void]

Why is that

[stoic lichen]

I don't practice it but I believe in it

[tall widget]

its him again

@epikderk

@nimble jay

[nimble jay]

@kind nacelle here is a night shot

[stoic lichen]

third account bro 😭

[kind nacelle]

I dont practice it yet but i am religious

[dim sparrow]

this guy

[floral aspen]

hi big letters

[tall widget]

some people really have no life

[kind nacelle]

Ooo very cool

[stoic lichen]

he should try harder

[violet void]

Can't you IP ban a user

[stoic lichen]

this sucks

[nimble jay]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/703336465719099422/1461881654833451170/caption.gif

[floral aspen]

oh

[blazing elk]

Hey epik

[tall widget]

yeah 😭 he's done this a few times now

[stoic lichen]

we get it bro 💔

[blazing elk]

You uh

[nimble jay]

!ban 1410971723133882480 alt

[meager plaza]

✅ Banned taxofficer69 (Case #470793) (user notified with a direct message)

[nimble jay]

Bruh

[jagged ridge]

i have a few reasons.. but i personally experienced some stuff that makes me feel comfortable believing

i sorta have a "if its not real what have i got to lose" attitude

[stark steppe]

!ban @jagged ridge

[deft blaze]

let me try!

[quartz blade]

lmao

[violet void]

Imagine that worked somehow

[quartz blade]

what did he send again

i was playing arma

[jagged ridge]

noo

plzz

[stoic lichen]

I'm not a religious person. I'm an atheist but I believe in the power religion has for some people.
I hate redditor tier atheists and the kind of people who try to force their religion, though.
"Jesus loves you!!" I didn't ask, dude.

[flint sparrow]

how many alts will he make

[nimble jay]

Same edgy shit

[violet void]

Does discord not have an IP ban feature

[tall widget]

nope

[jagged ridge]

lmao they dont ?

[floral aspen]

why not

[violet void]

MAC Address ban

[nimble jay]

It's probably easy to bypass

[tall widget]

^^

[nimble jay]

I think they do though

[quartz blade]

maybe he has vpn

[violet void]

Oh true

[quartz blade]

cant mods HWID ban

??

[floral aspen]

what’s that

[stoic lichen]

i dont even understand what the guy's endgame was though

[tall widget]

banned based off of hardware iirc

[quartz blade]

hardware identification ban

[floral aspen]

to bother ppl

[tall widget]

^^

[violet void]

Wait so someone can make an Alt infinitely join with VPN then

[stoic lichen]

it doesn't really bother anyone though

[floral aspen]

so like the device is recognized?

[nimble jay]

Edgy kid funny dark humor I'm so cool and edgy

[tall widget]

pretty much

there was someone at one point who made like 7 or 8 accounts to be here

[stoic lichen]

it's just mildly annoying spam. he didn't bring a thousand people in to raid the server

[quartz blade]

yeah kind of

[floral aspen]

these dark humour ppl are so corny😭😭

[jagged ridge]

they get a rush from it while doing it probably.. ouu so edgy

[quartz blade]

each device has an ID

[stoic lichen]

it just seems really underwhelming 😭

[quartz blade]

and if its HWID banned then they cant access the server

[violet void]

What happens if someone makes a script to join with VPN and type periodically to avoid mutes

[nimble jay]

Did you know I LOVE gore?! ITS SO COOL

[floral aspen]

he didn’t even surprise me i was just disappointed

[nimble jay]

😭

[floral aspen]

LIKE GENUINELY WHY ARE THEY LIKE THAT

[jagged ridge]

lmao

[nimble jay]

People got mental issues man

[violet void]

Someone can flood the server with hundred of users all using VPN

How does that get stopped

[floral aspen]

wait why hasn’t the server been raided

or has it been

[jagged ridge]

i do too i think but not on that scale

[stoic lichen]

like if he'd found some way to spam ping people with racial slurs or something, yeah that'd be a little interesting i guess
but just coming in to spam caps a few filtered words isn't really much to care about 😭

[floral aspen]

do you guys just lock the channels or smth

[nimble jay]

My messages out of context could be a collage of horror

[wind crater]

we have good raid detection

op

[quartz blade]

hi omar

[violet void]

Oh

[floral aspen]

like spam bot?

[stoic lichen]

hi omar

[nimble jay]

It's not really big enough to be a raid yet though right?

3 accounts

[quartz blade]

then ban his ass

[stoic lichen]

they did ban him

[quartz blade]

he keeps coming back

[jagged ridge]

this is true but its tough to see whos writing satire on the internet and whos not

[quartz blade]

HWID i mean

[violet void]

Will the raid detection check based on what parameters?

[nimble jay]

I'm 95% satire

[stoic lichen]

sometimes i drop the hook in #gta-online because i'm immature as fuck and easily entertained

[kind nacelle]

U at work rn dom?

[dim sparrow]

alt with a vpn I swear you can’t device ban on discord

[stoic lichen]

you get an overwhelming response if you mention destroying people's cargo or some shit like that 😭
no im at home but i gotta go to sleep soon

[quartz blade]

#gta-online has no rules

[jagged ridge]

like some people are very sarcastic which is fine but it gets tough to tell sarcasm on the internet cause some people are serious so it just gets confusing

[quartz blade]

btw

[kind nacelle]

It does

Server rules apply there too

[stoic lichen]

some dude said something weird to me earlier so i went on a whole tangent about how there's kids in this server and he should feel bad

i should grow up 😭

[quartz blade]

bro went off topic ❌
topic went off bro ✅

[stoic lichen]

he actually just dmed me

LMAO

[quartz blade]

who

[stoic lichen]

man in question

[quartz blade]

oh ok

???

[stoic lichen]

it's the same guy LOL

[quartz blade]

wtf

[opal sapphire]

Why is Lester spamming here

@naive moss you aint funny doing this

[violet void]

He's muted but can use Lester bot

[nimble jay]

The park I like to go to is on the news apparently

[stoic lichen]

i think he took my advice and did something other than slur spam

[violet void]

A banned person can use Lester command

[opal sapphire]

Did they find oil underneath the park?

[jagged ridge]

holy smokes

[brittle drift]

About to load up

Into ferr,

[stoic lichen]

hi crazy

wtf red name

[stark steppe]

What did i miss

[quartz blade]

fuckass raid

@stark steppe

[stoic lichen]

was kinda funny. clever stuff

[upper turtle]

Someone with too much time and no responsibilities

[brittle drift]

Wdym

[tall widget]

😭 😭

[opal sapphire]

In short: a kiddo

[tall widget]

what is wrong with this person

[opal sapphire]

They're a child duh

Thats why i hate childeren

[quartz blade]

@nimble jay if someone spams lfg on us do we get warned after certain amount of LFGs

?

[tall widget]

unlikely

[opal sapphire]

But never 0

[tall widget]

if it was like that they probably wouldnt let normal users use it

[quartz blade]

oh alr

[stark steppe]

Gui

If i send a mm report

Am i more trusted

[quartz blade]

ngl bro at least tried to do something else than spamming bypassed words

😭 🙏

[stark steppe]

[stoic lichen]

yeah he sure fuckin did 😭 i applaud the creativity

[quartz blade]

@naive moss

hes still here

fym ps5

[stoic lichen]

no it just doesn't update immediately

[opal sapphire]

Ok this new season sucks ass

Too many kiddos on my server

[stoic lichen]

says it cant load all parts of the profile, means it's gone

[opal sapphire]

Fortnite should get a 16+ rating

[quartz blade]

why tf did he choose that image for pfp

[stoic lichen]

four times now, right? same image sucks though

gotta change it up to something else next time

ai bird balls is overplayed now

[upper turtle]

Epic needs to get their shit together first

[opal sapphire]

He's a kid for the 3rd time

[upper turtle]

Ain't no reason to be giving millions upon millions to "Steal the Brainrot"

[opal sapphire]

Yk that Tim guy supports AI so no wonder

[stoic lichen]

i have to be honest, i can't dog on the kids for laughing at brainrot. our shit wasn't any fucking better\

[upper turtle]

Uh.. we aint gonna talk about what he said in defense of AI.

[floral aspen]

i have to sneeze but my sneeze ran away

[tall widget]

good

[stoic lichen]

looking down on modern brainrot meme culture when we used to laugh at shit like this unironically. we gotta be fr man

[tall widget]

i ate a clementine

i have clementine fingers again

[worldly zephyr]

Hi

[upper turtle]

Thats not the issue

Its the fact theyre overpaying creators that make this slop and fire 1k+ employees to cover it lmao

[tall widget]

hello vinny

[stoic lichen]

oh you mean ai brainrot. yeah that shit blows

[glossy hollow]

hallo tui

[tall widget]

hello zealot

[stoic lichen]

@worldly zephyr #gta-online

[upper turtle]

Yes. Good brainrot is like

Regular show

[worldly zephyr]

Mb

[upper turtle]

Stuff like that

[stoic lichen]

good luck 🫡

[nimble jay]

Typically that doesn't really happen but after 2 we'd probably say something

[floral aspen]

i think good brainrot is bobs burgers

and family guy

and south park

[upper turtle]

Exactly

Stuff like this

[worldly zephyr]

Ty

[upper turtle]

The Mario movie is rot

I loved it

Minecraft movie

Also goated

Still brainrot lmao

But there is a HUMAN behind it.

[stoic lichen]

i've seen the kids are rediscovering ytp culture and that makes me happy

[upper turtle]

Fantastic

[kind nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/minecraft-minecraft-movie-a-minecraft-movie-steve-jack-black-gif-4079785775268000209

[deft blaze]

the return of swaws will be legendary

[nimble jay]

https://tenor.com/view/squidward-tentacles-knocking-on-door-weegee-stare-medusa-star-mama-luigi-gif-12172050181576024568

[stoic lichen]

dude i always think of the koth ones

i still have a "WAIT A MINUTE, I HAVE A WIFE" soundboard buried somewhere

[minor hill]

hey

[opal sapphire]

"Lets just tell everyone what shampoo we devs been using"

[tall widget]

accelerant

[opal sapphire]

Genuinely only 6 braincells are left inside him

[tall widget]

you're alive

[pastel elk]

Did you play god of war besides tlou?

[tall widget]

no

what

huh

[minor hill]

poo

[minor hill]

yas

[nimble jay]

Did anyone see the new Mario movie

[stoic lichen]

playstation games? play days gone

[nimble jay]

I heard only meh things about it so far

[pastel elk]

The last of us is better

[upper turtle]

I'll dm you it, as i think it'll be too nuch to say in the server

Its pretty fucked

[stoic lichen]

not even remotely comparable

two entirely different games 🙏

[pastel elk]

yes very much insanely comparable

[pastel elk]

both are a zombie games

[stoic lichen]

i disagree. one's about gods ones about a biker

[pastel elk]

I am talking about the last of us

[upper turtle]

..no. hard disagree. One is story focused. One is more open world.

[stoic lichen]

oh you said tlou HAHA

[pastel elk]

.

[upper turtle]

Linear and open, they play very differently

[stoic lichen]

still not comparable

[pastel elk]

yea comparable.

[stoic lichen]

one's a linear story experience the other is open world

[pastel elk]

both are zombie games

[deft blaze]

that's not how that works

[pastel elk]

Still tlou is a better zombie game though

I played days gone

[deft blaze]

and if it was, BO2 zombies will dog walk TLOU and Days Gone both

[stoic lichen]

shaun of the dead and 28 years later are both zombie movies too

not comparable either

[pastel elk]

Tlou grounded mode is pain.

And permadeath

[deft blaze]

tlou is boring

[stoic lichen]

get this man a true

[deft blaze]

BO2 is fun

[tall widget]

NO

😠

[deft blaze]

bo2 wins

[pastel elk]

How

[stoic lichen]

days gone reminded me of rdr1 and i loved rdr1

[pastel elk]

Did you play god of war

[tall widget]

i played a bit of ragnarok

but never got properly into it

maybe someday idk

[pastel elk]

Yesss

[stoic lichen]

days gone was pretty much a modern day RDR1 with zombies lmao

[pastel elk]

Continue it

[tall widget]

maybe one day

[deft blaze]

days gone needs a sequel bro I'm still so confused why they decided to kill it off

[pastel elk]

You will love it

[stoic lichen]

i want a sequel so fuckin bad 😭

[deft blaze]

the game had a really good launch and reception

[pastel elk]

It’s a game that’s close to the realm of the highest if not one

in terms of perfection

[minor hill]

hasnt released for me yet

[stoic lichen]

imagine if we could have seen reno and what kouri was getting up to

[pastel elk]

To be honest tlou had better gameplay

[stoic lichen]

my fucking goat

[pastel elk]

Yes days gone ain’t bad

But I found days gone tooooo long

[deft blaze]

boring and uninteresting imo

[kind nacelle]

Has anyone seen the new spiderman movie

[upper turtle]

Ive yet to play days gone

[deft blaze]

they even left it open for a sequel

and said "nah"

[stoic lichen]

it's so worth. story was great imo

[upper turtle]

Haaaaard disagree. Gameplay is phenomenal when it can actually breathe. At least, TLOU2

[pastel elk]

Fr

[deft blaze]

then again, Sony also shot down a Bloodborne sequel

not like they're the smartest bunch

[stoic lichen]

it's also just a really pretty game with a good photo mode, and i love pretty games with good photo modes

[upper turtle]

That was actually fromsoft.

They themselves said it

[deft blaze]

its just not a game that I can get behind

[upper turtle]

You may like the No Return game mode... its super fun.

The story is slow though. Holy fuck is it slow

[deft blaze]

oh yeah thats right

still mad they killed their remaster studio tho

[uneven prism]

guys is there still snow in gta o

[upper turtle]

Bluepoint?

Yeeeeah...

[deft blaze]

coulda given them something to do

instead of killing them off

[pastel elk]

I really like it

[deft blaze]

you're not only april's fool, but also in the wrong channel

[pastel elk]

I will play with Tommy

[stoic lichen]

i just got my hands on a ps5 and i'll probably only be playing VI on it. sony can pump my wallet if they drag bend away from being dead in a box somewhere and have them make another silly biker game

[floral aspen]

what if tommy doesn’t wanna play with you

[pastel elk]

Then I will play with Joel

[upper turtle]

I upgraded to Pro for VI.

[pastel elk]

The brutal smuggler

[stoic lichen]

i am not spending $950 on a fucking console 😭

[upper turtle]

I got it around December when the prices dropped

[deft blaze]

speaking of joel

[upper turtle]

I got it for $400

[stark steppe]

You're a millionair

[pastel elk]

the goat

[upper turtle]

Brand new

[pastel elk]

Joel one of the best gaming characters

One of the best written

[deft blaze]

have you guys seen the joel vs leon stuff thats started popping up because of Requiem

people keep trying to pit them against eachother

[upper turtle]

Now? Fuck no

It aint even worth the OG price.

[tall widget]

stupid as fuck 😭 leon solos joel any day

not a competition at all

[upper turtle]

guess that's the last of him.

[floral aspen]

what if joel hates you

[deft blaze]

exactly lmao

[tall widget]

too bad

[stoic lichen]

i stare at this thing and honestly i fucking hate it. why did they have to shape it so fucking stupid.

[deft blaze]

they literally made coughing baby vs hydrogen bomb

leon solos most game protagonists, let alone joel

[stoic lichen]

sits almost in front of my tv entirely because they had to go from making cool boxy consoles to making a stupid brick that looks like a millennial trying desperately to keep his job designed it

what an ugly fucking console this thing is

[floral aspen]

it’s very minimalistic😭

that’s in a bad way

[upper turtle]

Talking about the PS5?

[stoic lichen]

yeah the ps5

[upper turtle]

It definitely looks weird as shit

I agree

[stoic lichen]

if i have to use a dedicated stand to make a console sit FLAT ON A SURFACE, you've done something horribly wrong

[upper turtle]

Horizontal stands?

Or vertical

[stoic lichen]

both

[upper turtle]

I keep mine vertically

[stoic lichen]

well the single stand it comes with works for both, but i keep mine horizontal because my center doesn't have any space

this thing's also enormous

[tall widget]

great news guys

i have 2 monsters

[stoic lichen]

i should've gotten a slim 😔

[upper turtle]

It's supposedly better to keep it horizontal due to the liquid metal

But if you have a later model I think that problem got fixed

[stoic lichen]

ps2 design still solos im afraid

[kind nacelle]

Nice u got ur weeks worth of monster

[tall widget]

no this is a days worth of monster

[kind nacelle]

are ps3s still expensive?

[stoic lichen]

how can you go from making this to that giant child's drawing of a console man 😔 take us back

[kind nacelle]

I want to play spiderman edge of time

[stoic lichen]

are ps3s expensive?

i had no clue

[kind nacelle]

They where like 200-300 euros last i checked

[stoic lichen]

jfc

[solemn crater]

never were

ps3s are deadass 50 bucks

[kind nacelle]

Found one for 100

[stoic lichen]

i bought myself a single 500gb xbox one a couple of years ago purely to play backwards compatible xbox 360 titles and that was also only $100

[upper token]

PS3 with backwards compatibility is nice

But the ones that don't have it kinda lame

[kind nacelle]

I might get a ps3 to play spiderman edge of time

[solemn crater]

just jailbreak it and it’s backwards compatible

[upper token]

yk true

[stoic lichen]

do you have a pc

[kind nacelle]

No

[solemn crater]

they’re only not compatible because the disc thing is being a bitch

you could still play them via psn store

[stoic lichen]

ah unfortunate. i think edge of time runs well on the ps3 emu

[prime dock]

hi guys who cna help me in a haist?

plz?

[kind nacelle]

On a ps3 right

[solemn crater]

ya

[pliant current]

@prime dock, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #pc-l｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #pc-l｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #pc-l｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #pc-l｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #pc-l｜other-lfg

Requested by: @glossy hollow

[kind nacelle]

No i had a laptop but that broke yesterday

[prime dock]

oh sorry

[stoic lichen]

oh im sorry man 😭

terrible timing

[grave citrus]

Dang R.I.Pepperonis

[kind nacelle]

Its fine we just are trying to help u find the correct channels to get the people u want for ur heist!

[grave citrus]

Right before gta6

[prime dock]

thanks man

[stoic lichen]

i think if anything super important on my pc failed right now i'd just stare at it and cry

[prime dock]

have a good day!

[kind nacelle]

Nah its fine timing its not like i got exams j want to finish by the end of april

[grave citrus]

What did bro do for karma

[stoic lichen]

good luck with your run bro @prime dock 🙏

[grave citrus]

I jk homie

[prime dock]

thanks i need it

[kind nacelle]

Me yesterday

[stoic lichen]

i had to replace the RAM in my PC a few months before that became entirely impossible

all of my luck for the year there

[amber path]

Dominator

[stoic lichen]

danae

im working tonight. travesty

[stark steppe]

[tall widget]

tm

[floral aspen]

MY BRAIN HURTS

[tall widget]

why

[stoic lichen]

mine's about to hurt. im about to chief the fattest hit i can

cheers

[stark steppe]

WHAT

[floral aspen]

what is that ugly thing

[floral aspen]

i didn’t sleep enough probably

[tall widget]

no not you

makka pakka

[stark steppe]

Btw your wife is typing

[tall widget]

well go take an 18h nap

[stark steppe]

Zeki

[tall widget]

omg is it him

😭

[floral aspen]

i wish

[stoic lichen]

hi makki

[kind nacelle]

I have a exam due the 10th and im not sure i saved it to the cloud🥲

[tall widget]

beautiful

[kind nacelle]

Face reveal?

[amber path]

Hella travesty 😭, You always working tho

[stark steppe]

Is that eddie?

[tall widget]

it is!!

[tall widget]

no :(

[glacial hull]

Is this the gta official server?

[glossy hollow]

no

[tall widget]

no, community-made

[glossy hollow]

uggy

[long harness]

i made this

[glacial hull]

can someone send me the link in DMs if there is one

[stoic lichen]

holy shit man that hit just made me throw up

[kind nacelle]

Tmi

[stark steppe]

Baby

Where the hell is my husband

[glossy hollow]

hes over there

[stark steppe]

@kind nacelle i want chocolate and i cound go to the plus but idk what to get

[stoic lichen]

it's by choice low key 😭 my manager asked me if i wanted to work tonight since i wont be in saturday

so i said yeah fuck it why not

[kind nacelle]

Get one of those double sided milka bars

Im eating kebab

[amber path]

Damnn , i mean atleast you have a day in the weekend off fr

[stoic lichen]

spending it at a gd funeral aint my idea of fun 😭

[stark steppe]

?

[stoic lichen]

food is gonna hit though i'm taking solace in that

[paper finch]

Kapsalon

[blazing elk]

https://tenor.com/view/flight-reacts-flight-surprised-shocked-gif-14940640833910619525

[stoic lichen]

u know how that funeral food is

[stark steppe]

Whats that

[blazing elk]

How did that get through-

[stark steppe]

Ew ion like oreo

Overrated

[amber path]

Oh damn its this weekend ?
Lit Grandma is a legend fr

[jagged ridge]

they have the oreo sandwich one as well

[jagged ridge]

this one tastes different

[stoic lichen]

i know the food's gonna bang so hard man. last time we all got together my ass ATE ate. big back supreme

[paper finch]

A literal sandwich?

[jagged ridge]

no its just.. a tiny oreo inisde the chocolate

[kind nacelle]

Then do one of those in a different flavor

[stoic lichen]

my aunt makes this banger spicy garlic lime chicken she wont give me the recipe for 😭

[jagged ridge]

they call it a sandwich lol

[amber path]

Funeral food do be good , its up there with baby shower food

[stoic lichen]

"You won't come visit if I tell you how to make it!"

[stark steppe]

But 1 bar

Is prov 3 euros

Or something stupid

[upper turtle]

I fuck with her

[amber path]

https://tenor.com/view/dora-dora-the-explorer-boots-boots-the-monkey-dance-gif-18187847407090287869

[kind nacelle]

2,30

[stoic lichen]

u DAMN right

[paper finch]

Spidermonkeh

[kind nacelle]

Hi levi

[stoic lichen]

she's cool as hell LMAO

[upper turtle]

Took me way too long to realize Levi is just evil moved around a bit.

I am genuinely stupid me thinks

[kind nacelle]

People are way too comfortable sharing on tiktok as of lately

[upper turtle]

You been on Instagram?

Its arguably worse

[tall widget]

im so bored omg

[upper turtle]

Those comments are something vile

[kind nacelle]

No instagram reels are scary

[blazing elk]

February 26

[kind nacelle]

?

[paper finch]

Play rivals later

[tall widget]

no

I 100%'ed it

and i have no reason to play it atm

[paper finch]

Get lords

[upper turtle]

Gui pay for my gas

[dim sparrow]

100% Minecraft

[tall widget]

sure why not

[kind nacelle]

Im about to play again in a sec

[tall widget]

if it was on steam I 100% would

[kind nacelle]

Gui buy me a car

[paper finch]

[blazing elk]

Om February 26th 2025 everyone's feed was filled with people dying in various ways, from car crashes to executions. Not only did it happen again in 2026, it was worse

[upper turtle]

Gui, steal my identity

[tall widget]

a toy car maybe

[tall widget]

will do

[kind nacelle]

Lego car?

[upper turtle]

You could 100% elden ring

Its pretty easy to 100% it surprisingly

[tall widget]

already did

[upper turtle]

Uh

Dark souls 2

[tall widget]

already did

[upper turtle]

What the fuck

Alright..

Hello Kitty Island Adventure

[tall widget]

i heard it wasnt even that good of a game :(

i know someone who played it at one point

[kind nacelle]

Didnu 100% powerwash simulator

[tall widget]

no not yet

[paper finch]

100% Detroit Become Human

[tall widget]

already did 😭

[upper turtle]

this mf wasn't lying

[kind nacelle]

Do that then

[tall widget]

I've 100%'ed a total of 67 games

[upper turtle]

Little Kitty Big City

[tall widget]

wow

[tall widget]

i wanna play something for fun

[paper finch]

Stray

Atray

[valid otter]

Touch a grass

[tall widget]

i do have that I could try it tbf

[kind nacelle]

Hi rico

[valid otter]

Hey

[dim sparrow]

that’s actually insane I think I have 2. Rainbow 6 and RE9