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It's hot black coffee are you mad
"little"
what the helly
š„°
eddies do not
and he ignored my songs
therefore he can suffer š
heās so cool
Hi people Iām new⦠I would like to introduce myself to your world with a few ermm words
hello you
ok
rude
welcome
do you play roblxo
:so
Do you guys by any chance know of any car meets for Xbox users?
right.
no
i hope your mcdonalds sucks
this is a non-gta channel :3 I think you can in the vehicles-lfg section
!lfg @pallid pecan
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Casino: #xb-sļ½casino-lfg
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i hope your bike seat falls off while youāre riding it
i cant ride a bike
haha
making fun of my disabilities wow
broken bike broken feet
š
Thanks
itās ok i canāt ride bike either
do they break when you sit on it
WHAT IS YOUR ISSUE
š
hi mickey
hi
wakey wakey logan
@long prawn wake up.
heās so kind you know what he told me
what did he tell you
idk i was just staying it to not look bad
Mikko u ignored me earlier ):
he said
š š
fish
wow
Gooch
!!
go get me medicine go get me grapes go get me water when is it time to get makki a trillion dollars
oh this actually goes hard thank you
345 monthly listeners and they're some of the best I've listened to
what
clearly you havenāt heard austin moon
logan š¤¬
he has 616,000 monthly listeners
i love austin moon
i was gonna go to a ross lynch concert
donāt hate
Can't wait for 670,000 monthly listeners
im hating!!!
is that a 67 joke
why don't you just hit him
mods ban siranium
because i like him today
austin moonš¤¬
cheese?
well how was I meant to know thats his name :(
The number
because i thought oyu know ball
what number
honestly not into screamo but the instrumental is fire
Deez numbers
i know uhmm
hamster balls
those are pretty cool
What
yes iām sure you use them

yeah what
i wish
nobody was thinking that
I thought trace was
because he went "what" with that emoji
No comment
you are so strange guithan
:(
I've been trying to think how I should build my base for over 3 hours
build a rectangle
made out of diorite
make it blue and green
No
why
Blue yes
The issue is that you're thinking
ewww use acacia wood
acacia??? š
no
Birch over acacia
birch is beautiful for floors
birch is so cute
acacia has literally no good usages
except for fuel
i love dark oak/spruce combo the most
Makki
agreed
yes sticks
hi what
Cheesebread is good
cheesecake š
I love cheesecake
i had cheesecake last night
Idk what i had yesterday
sludge
mom made the sludge !! yippee
hi yaoi :3
oi
HEY
tuna

Well look who it is
Helo
just wandering around
bout to sleep

hello tsu
Kifflom
and good night
Gn
hello tsu
i enjoy french fries
I could kill for mcdonalds right now omg
No ty
thatās rude
Take TM with u
but i want mcdonalds :(
take care and have a good afternoon 
you're rude for not offering any of us mcdonalds
youāre from the uk right?
my head hurts so much guys
Yes, he lives next door to me
itās gui at fault
have you tried the new McGriddle thing
I hear him everyday
so real
I haven't had mcdonalds in like
4 or 5 months I think
š
2 hours
I will backread about Saturday or something I dunno lmao , idk why I'm even on my phone rn I should be sleeping
Only 4-5 months
i dont have it often which is why i crave it so much probably
thatās crazy

Go sleep rn
your head is just the perfect target for bricks
Retired mods orders
I have a McDonaldās literally as I walk from the station to my office
aite aite kapitan
so I get breakfast like every other morning
Fatty
It's time to sleep, current mod orders

are half blind people allowed to drive
thatās so rude
Nighty night
uhm I think in some cases
hey body shaming in 2026 is very not mindful very not peaceful and very not demure
what about 73.2% blind people
my older brother is almost entirely blind in one eye, and struggles to see out of the other but he's allowed to ride a moped at least
Im blind
idk about other vehicles
no
are you sure...
i donāt think so
I am humble
do contact lenses have prescirptios
so can you have a really fat lense
Im not sure
guys my little doggy woke up
neitherš„°

is it gp

yesš„°
š Pugs are so ugly Iām sorry
@long prawn how do you feel about being a dog
donāt call logan ugly

heās my pugnacious little guy
what does pugnacious mean
idk
pugs got little dog energy
are you gonna take that logan
pugnacious is "quick to argue/fight"
oh yeah loganās pugnacious
he's more like a chihuahua if anything
yeah but he thinks he got it like that
no heās very pugnacious
but he donāt
he's a pugnacious chihuahua
yes
like what
i wouldnāt wanna be a leprechaun ngl
all these little dogs
like that would suck
they think they the shit
i just saw a little dog
little logan
they always bark so much
Awh
but can never back it up
thatās why i donāt like little dogs
is that in #memes-and-shitposting ?
So did you but I didnt revenge
@ancient sail
@uneven bay I tried to ask where you have been
WHEN
NO
ACCIDENT
I take it all back
Im sorry
Ily mikko
Hiiiii
Yes
Here
hi mickey
read the first line š the rest is a shitpost
hi mikko!!
I have been away
hello mikko :3

dude im so fucking hungry oh my god
whoops
but theres nothing to eat

All good :)
Eat
there's nothing :(

Make something
@uneven bay how did I ignore you?
ignore her more
woah
I didnāt see your message and I was commenting on your card for your wifey and how pretty it is and amazing
She does it to me all the time š
Thatās rude
Literally a lie bro
One time was an accident
WOW
OKAY
I was comfy in bed
made me stay up till 4am then didnāt get on the game imagine mikko
Nothing I can do
HEY
I DIDNT MAKE U STAY UP
IM OFFENDED
u wanted to stay up
she told me I would be a bad friend if i didnāt
Right, sorry. I saw your messages tho and thanks for your kind words. I wrote on paper "happy birthday!" And wrote my name, kids wrote their names. All names with different colors :p
Thatās a lie
And I glued that paper behind the card
Thatās so cute
hi
hello vape
Mhm
I'm happy to results
can you make me an arsenal one for my birthday

This guys a gooner
what a good dad you blurred their names

look at the angry dog guys
Grrr
omg itās growling
@floral aspen YOU
Sneeze
Donāt you wanna just grab the eyes and rip it out of its skull and just eat them up
So cute
how did you even know that
what have i come back to
Yes itās nice that you go all out like this for her, I bet it means a lot
you know
Thatās crazy
im making noodles
logan didnāt tell me bless you for my sneeze before my last sneeze can you believe it
is it num
logan
Can I have the skull when youāre done
wh0
it is extremely num
What are you gonna do with it
grounded
Clean it and display it, I like skulls
Thatās crazy
I want a human cadaver
Want mine
I love skulls sm
Betā¦
When can I expect to receive it
Hmm after I die from natural causes
Too long
guys i have a dentist appointment in june
Can we speed up the process?
Im scared
Hmm do you have a 22?
last time it was like 4kā¹ļø
They should definitely sedate you.
So you donāt remember it
Or feel it
they were supposed to but they did it wrong so they charged me extra
Poison works to keep the bones intact smh I donāt want something broke
yo any mods here currently?
thank you so much for crying for me
But you could just say I was some war hero
are you looking to cause mayhem
no some obvious scammer in my dms
tryna get personal info
pull out all your teeth then you have no reason to go to the dentist
All you do is give them a fake SSN number
But I want to see the pretty clean skeleton
but then itāll hurt and thereāll be more of a reason to go
How bout this⦠donāt go š
i have to itās a consult
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i have noodles
A consult?
Yayyy
for them to yank out more wisdom teeth
do you already have your wisdom teeth growing out wtf
Ooooh
i just finished them
yes
Can you atleast give it some gems
iāve had one taken out but the man gave me the wrong medication so he couldnāt take the other one out
you donāt deserve them
I will make you beautiful
But his skeleton does
Or her
Idk
I didnāt check
Youāre teeth donāt deserve you
good take the last 3
Get silenced
wait thatās saying iām wonderful
Yeah it was supposed to be a roast but came out a compliment
But itās hard to figure out which way to go
itās ok you can try again
Dont try again
Idk whats going on but yeah
Damn.. Iām stumped
well thatās not very positive
So whats going on
"It's not what you say, it's what you do"
Yeah, gotta protect them
Football, eww 
Yess bring me all the beauty!!!
I want a septum piercing even if itās just bone
Yes exactly, u get it
Iāll give you a prosthetic nose for your piercing
Can I pick what nose I get before I go?
Ofc u Can
Hmm š¤ Kevin Bacon
Gosh youāre so sweet
He has a nice nose
Exactly!
Im just that guy uk
Can you put maybe a bandana on my head
itās all performative donāt believe it
Give it a little hey whatās up vato Vibes
Hey man⦠ik
Thatās actually so mean
Im so nice
no you see sheās gaslighting you
Got super high yesterday now I'm going to work this morning š
Get high rn
Nah
Sad
Yea
Shit
All your fault
Darkkkkkkj
Yea
I'm not pushing
heyy welcome back
Literally meming cause 12teen
You didnāt push I meant the dude that was asking lol
Yes yes
Hru
its ok just gotta survive a few more then nap later
I haven't had time to take a shower smh
Stinky
Here smell
Lol
during my hour break sometimes id lowkey power nap a lil then its all good
bro I did this once and someone snaked me to my like my manager
well the manager above my manager
At my old job, we had a private single womenās washroom so Iād lock myself in and nap 

bro why it aint their business its a break š
legit off clock
Thatās sad
EXACTLY

One workplace had a mattress. Old people ate quick their lunch and went to nap
A factory
what was it that u said u work as rn?
@vapid nacelle too much rain
i already left my restaurant job months ago and I work from home rn
Can we ban Russia
pay is better at least
Hes a cheater in Minecraft
Im an admin assistant
But reception mainly lol
Hi madame
should have know this
I have a headache so I'm here trying to ignore it
I'm a janitor
I used to be one
I clean shit
No pain killers?
Then I got laid off cuz I sprained my ankle
rn im a freelance vid editor and motion graphics designer at home cuz I can at least have my own time and ngl 3 times what I made at my old job
I should take some
Damn
Did u drink water?
Better be a digital marketer for YouTubers
Help promote their channel and find sponsors
Thatās amazing wtf
How did u get into that
bro they didn't give a shit when I hurt myself lol
i can't wait to get the switch 2 already have it added to my cart but i'm going to need more hdmi ports as all of them are used by my ps5 xbox series s and my switch oled
Itās ok I donāt do labour jobs anymore so Iām happy
all my hdmi ports are taken up i'll have to unplug something in order to plug something new in
I couldnāt do my job for a couple weeks and said that they will put me on leave so they can get someone to work LOL
i used to make vids myself but I deleted my old stuff, but ik alot of editing now
š
Get an hdmi switch
I need to learn how to edit
just unplug whatever youāre not using at the time?
thats crazy back in July I was recovering from a ribcage surgery and they didnt lay me off
Maybe be a video editor for a popular youtuber or streamer @dusky grove
They make bank
Insane Iām glad youāre okay Joe
Now
Hope the recovery went well
yea it was 4 weeks
actually sometimes I land high ticket ppl

but rn I mostly am with this one site and theyre always asking me for animated assets
Become my editor when I stream :3 I will pay big bucks with good food
i want food š
I can make you great food
If a girl can make me good food she's in
actually the main reason why I bought my new pc was because I wanted a stronger pc to handle my work lmao
Makki Iāll make you food too
but the gaming side works out too bc its an rtx 5080
Talking about food.. I go to make some toasts
Wow
Mmmm amamzing
2 for 1 deal
Yum
i am so tired
and me 
Go eep
Sleep
no
fartoftwitch
liquid nitrogen cool everything
i must speak to logan
what the heck are you saying to me
most ppl by now know but half of my personality on here is being a foodie
you're thefartoftwitch
hi big jameson
ok i can avert this
hi lil makkieson
no
Awh ofc
liquid cooling
cmon you'rethefartoftwitch makki
So let me make your dreams come true and make u great yummy food for your services
liquid nitrogen. its expensive per bottle but its worth it
hi little guy
im cutting my spending ngl half of my money went to a car recently
why didnt you buy a lada
better than a techy car
my hyundai is reliable and its mileage is so low
the newer ones
but thats all cars
mine is not very new its from 2018
just a basic screen
i dont like the newer hyundais
their poly design, overly expensive tech, and spying material
hello
Hi im back
palantir is watching 
so any new car atp
my goats over at subaru have won some hella rewards recently tho 
altho as long as their new cars have CVTs I would never even consider one
yeah no way lmao
no. no CVTs
i like my cars with a machine spirit in them
i want something ill enjoy
welcome back
hi guys
hi
i must perform rites of cleansing (coolant system purge) on my subaru to appease its machine spirit
who else sitting in the break room at work waiting for their shift to start
hi guys
explodes days later
these 8am shifts killing me š
try 5am š
oh trust me it would've by now 
yikes thatās when i wake up rn š
its redlined(the temp, not RPM) itself once
I wake at 2am š
tomorrow I start at 6am so I get to sleep in until 3am š
The molten metal engine gives more hp
it would seem so, it's quite feisty as of lage
Damn bro don't envy you
iām off tomorrow thank god
how do i report someone
@nocturne plank
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mhm
hi
alr time to clock in bye guys
service the machine overlords
Bye
cya
dw tho its already been checked, I've pulled the whole front of the engine apart, re-timed it, gave it a new water pump, replaced the serpentine + timing belt, new thermometer, and maybe more but i don't remember lol
redlining a 2013 dodge grand caravan in the interstate because the computer wont let you go up to the interstate
it pissed me off that day so I did most of the work on it out of spite, boxer engines suck when it comes to replacing integral components
what
are they governed poorly
more like made poorly in the transmission
dodge moment
i have a manual transmission that can change that, price is heavy
god how I would love to manual swap mine as well 
@dusky grove 
apparently the 5 speeds out of 2015 STIs will bolt into an SVX with minimal modifications
however
You still RE9's biggest hater?
very expensive
Chat im wearing ankle weights today at work and ive only been here over an hour and im dead š
ever packed a 25lb backpack for 8 hours 
packing a bag doesn't take 8 hours
talking to mod mail is like a brick wall these guys iq frustrate me
Why you have ankle weights?
How much weight u have on
possibly 4 or more
no
hola chat
hallo
amigo
mikku
_ _
rule 1 god damn
I says it no Spanish
Good
Aye aye captain
lord i cant even speak my mind in community js adding warnings
@vestal void no you can't. Use modmail if you have issues needing to be addressed.
i need no further comment from you good day

No rain just thunderstorms
I hope there will be rain tomorrow
Rain is depressing
it was storming pretty heavily last night
No it's embracing
All snow has melt, no need rain
Rain is nice
Waiting on this one
One week to change tires, yay
Got another month or so before that
Hard times are over 
bro the weather has been so fucked where Iām at
literally like 5mins ago it was fucking like black sky hailstones
Celsius?
and now itās bright sunshine
Freedom units

dang pokemon is removing iv it looks like
so far the most happy people about this is people who havent played pokemon since gen 5 or 6
smh
"because i dont want to grind the game to power up my pokemon" 
helo chonkers
Sunshine, lollipops, and rainbows Everything that's wonderful is what I feel we're together Brighter than a lucky penny When you're near the rain goes, disappeares

They are 2lbs. Thought it would be nothing but my quads ache
hello
Also hello besties!
Hi
i'd like to get my pass port and hopefully build up savings to one day travel the world visiting famous sites from ww2 and tour museums around the world that recreates what it was like during ww2 for civilians and for soldiers
Oh that is a great idea. I should wait until I have kids for that kind of trip
Literally the worst thing ever when u think it will be easy and turns out not š
hello
it would be fun
found an old plug n play in my closet
nice
A what
does it still work?
surprisingly
plug n play
wash it first
Omg fr and because im mostly stationary while working on vehicles thought it would be great but ive been walking and running this morning and im so dead. I was dumb and didn't take them off until I was in pain aha
yk that toy company jakks pacific? in the 2000s they made these things called plug n play tv games, basically anything and everything remotely popular for kids had a few licensed plug and plays, simple arcade type 16 bit games and sometimes 32 bit based on shit like spiderman, spongebob, starwars, power rangers, etc
Wasn't born back then but that's interesting to know
neither was i
i was born in 2008
i have two mortal enemies added to the list i shall take this to the grave
i like old games
who are your enemies twin
letās slime them out
cant say they dont like my freedom of speech š
Jesus
i deserve a blunt after that stress
Jesus take the wheel
Thatās amazing wtf
Ugh now itās the aftermath, u poor thing
Stretch your legs so they donāt cramp
I thought you were in 1996 era
chat
?
play pz :(
i gotta look both ways im being monitored
I don't tiktak
been sitting around for years cus i forgot i had it, still works
bro I saw ts
itās so funny
lmaoooo
did you see the one where they get the tire into the big ass tlike
the memes from it are peak
the tower? yeah
but the memes now.. theyre making memes from people seeing the tires from space
only you would understand if you saw that tire stuff first
š
new tire lore just dropped
lmfaoooo
theres soo many now
I want it, I love star wars
theres one with a dude in the gym training to do that motion with a weight for his lift
Lmaooo
U are
Does look fun ngl š
they decently cheap on ebay
Imagine aiming it at your enemy
i gotta stop buying off this one plug
Ooo yes amazing tysm
he lowk skimping me
theyre on to something
My name is new plug
fr hes skimping me on my weed š
@dim sparrow seems familiar
i hate to see it cause its a family plug

BOOOO
they usually are the worst
Cuz they think they can get away with it
he gives me the best prices but now he shorting me slowly
Rob him
I agree
ill have like 1 really huge ass nug and the rest are small buds that dont even weigh to a qtr
Dumb
im gonna have to abandon bro š
Even Lester agrees
shut up lester
Amazing
yes like how you finesse me
i hate lester
I AINT DO SHIT
taking my cuts
I love Lester
Ya he sucks for that but still
Creepy, short and old
Creepy uncle Lester
like james
??
itās because she can relate to being creepy short and old
BRO
so like James
IM GONNA TWEAK
oh wow
Get silenced
raptor doesnāt like u

Not at all
thats my third warning yall im getting sent to the shadow realm
whyād you do me like that mikko
/jk
byebye
see u later
this some bullshit

all i said was im lighting a blunt after that stressful gameplay
NOW I CAN SAY IT
bro
We all get them, and banned people usually comes back
im genuinely so confused
Like me
And me
I came back tdy actually lol
it warned me but let me say it afterwards
Welcome back
getting banned is a right of passage
it has to happen
otherwise youāre not truly a member
All of us has been banned once
Hi ruddyyy thank touuu :3
Or twice
its from butt tight people š
Someoneās aiming for 3
Or banned on alts š«£
Yes I ammm
Nono, latina
madame
is that saul server arab ?
What
later
Yessir
too many people around
Im so Confuzzled but Okies
Scary
The weather is good around here
VIVA LA QUEBEC
i cant stop listening to this spotify club music
i fw what the brits got goin on
Surpression
Itās so nice
@dim sparrow
i live in MA massive two shits
Ohh i thought youād be another Canadian
Verily
Pfft
ma is cold enough as it is i hate it here
hate canada its shitty snow everywhere
currently my nose is inflammed and im hacking up mucus
Mhm
fuck the cold
For real
why do u hate the cold then
I was summoned
@dim sparrow
š¬š§ š¬š§ š¬š§ š¬š§ š¬š§ š¬š§
Firstly cold is the name of the server and has nothing to do with weather 
i know
im just fw
Yes cuz we got someone who likes brits
Hmmmmm
Go fly a plane or something
Not as intimidating as I thought it would be but oh well
im not a real aviator im against the plane industry

yall fr gotta check this song out i cant stop chasing that choon
yall in the weirdest fucking servers
taking a shit rn
Why
Kittyyy
Fire
Ily Lester
Just for the emojis mate
hi tm
you have any idea how much they contribute to pollution and global warming every hour ?
also whats wrong with lana del rey



