community

[floral aspen]

guys look who wants to be my friend

drink it all very fast

[robust oracle]

It's hot black coffee are you mad

[floral aspen]

ew who gets black coffee

besides little eddie

[tall widget]

"little"

[dim sparrow]

what the helly

[floral aspen]

how rude

eddies have feelings too

[floral aspen]

🥰

[tall widget]

eddies do not

and he ignored my songs

therefore he can suffer 😠

[floral aspen]

he’s so cool

[pallid pecan]

Hi people I’m new… I would like to introduce myself to your world with a few ermm words

[tall widget]

hello you

[floral aspen]

ok

[tall widget]

rude

[bold wind]

welcome

[floral aspen]

do you play roblxo

[tall widget]

no not anymore

I used to play it a ton

[floral aspen]

you should purchase this

[tall widget]

what is this

anything that has "slender" in its name I am not purchasing 😭

[floral aspen]

:so

[pallid pecan]

Do you guys by any chance know of any car meets for Xbox users?

[tall widget]

right.

[floral aspen]

no

[tall widget]

i hope your mcdonalds sucks

[tall widget]

this is a non-gta channel :3 I think you can in the vehicles-lfg section

!lfg @pallid pecan

[pliant current]

@pallid pecan, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #xb-s｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #xb-s｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #xb-s｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #xb-s｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #xb-s｜other-lfg

Requested by: @tall widget

[floral aspen]

i hope your bike seat falls off while you’re riding it

[tall widget]

i cant ride a bike

[floral aspen]

haha

[tall widget]

making fun of my disabilities wow

[floral aspen]

broken bike broken feet

[tall widget]

😞

[pallid pecan]

Thanks

[floral aspen]

it’s ok i can’t ride bike either

[tall widget]

do they break when you sit on it

[floral aspen]

WHAT IS YOUR ISSUE

[tall widget]

😊

[floral aspen]

hi mickey

[tall widget]

mikko

!

[fossil patrol]

hi

[floral aspen]

wakey wakey logan

[tall widget]

@long prawn wake up.

[floral aspen]

he’s so kind you know what he told me

[tall widget]

what did he tell you

[dim sparrow]

why can’t you ride bike

[floral aspen]

idk i was just staying it to not look bad

[uneven bay]

Mikko u ignored me earlier ):

[floral aspen]

he said

[tall widget]

😭 😭

[floral aspen]

fish

[tall widget]

wow

[rigid parrot]

Gooch

[tall widget]

that's really kind of him

hello fork!!

[tall widget]

https://open.spotify.com/track/2UvJZwY26EQfiIg1NK9GHE?si=e989e3b17bf24798

[rigid parrot]

!!

[dim sparrow]

[floral aspen]

go get me medicine go get me grapes go get me water when is it time to get makki a trillion dollars

[rigid parrot]

oh this actually goes hard thank you

[tall widget]

345 monthly listeners and they're some of the best I've listened to

[tall widget]

what

[floral aspen]

clearly you haven’t heard austin moon

[floral aspen]

logan 🤬

[tall widget]

he has 616,000 monthly listeners

[floral aspen]

i love austin moon

[tall widget]

does he make kids songs

what is this

[floral aspen]

i was gonna go to a ross lynch concert

[floral aspen]

don’t hate

[ivory lark]

Can't wait for 670,000 monthly listeners

[tall widget]

im hating!!!

[tall widget]

who

😭

[floral aspen]

is that a 67 joke

[tall widget]

why don't you just hit him

[floral aspen]

mods ban siranium

[floral aspen]

because i like him today

[floral aspen]

austin moon🤬

[ivory lark]

Isn't it your favorite?

[floral aspen]

cheese?

[tall widget]

well how was I meant to know thats his name :(

[ivory lark]

The number

[floral aspen]

because i thought oyu know ball

[floral aspen]

what number

[rigid parrot]

honestly not into screamo but the instrumental is fire

[ivory lark]

Deez numbers

[tall widget]

i know uhmm

hamster balls

those are pretty cool

[unborn quest]

What

[floral aspen]

yes i’m sure you use them

[unborn quest]

[floral aspen]

yeah what

[tall widget]

i wish

[tall widget]

the balls they roll in

not their actual balls 😭

don't say it

[unborn quest]

I was thinking of a song

But alr

[tall widget]

https://giphy.com/gifs/remiwolf-remi-wolf-photo-id-4QwJ6W6sxWXERx5QS1

these

[floral aspen]

nobody was thinking that

[tall widget]

I thought trace was

because he went "what" with that emoji

[unborn quest]

No comment

[tall widget]

SEE

HE DID

@floral aspen you lied to me somebody was thinking that

[floral aspen]

you are so strange guithan

[tall widget]

:(

[unborn quest]

I've been trying to think how I should build my base for over 3 hours

[tall widget]

build a rectangle

made out of diorite

[floral aspen]

make it blue and green

[unborn quest]

No

[floral aspen]

why

[unborn quest]

Blue yes

[ivory lark]

The issue is that you're thinking

[unborn quest]

Nether wood

I have 18 stacka ready

[floral aspen]

ewww use acacia wood

[tall widget]

acacia??? 😭

[unborn quest]

No

Ew

[tall widget]

that is actually the worst wood type

tied with jungle

[floral aspen]

no

[unborn quest]

Birch over acacia

[tall widget]

birch is beautiful for floors

[floral aspen]

birch is so cute

[tall widget]

acacia has literally no good usages

except for fuel

i love dark oak/spruce combo the most

[dim sparrow]

who suggested acacia

mods ban that guy

[unborn quest]

Makki

[tall widget]

agreed

[floral aspen]

yes sticks

[floral aspen]

hi what

[shrewd briar]

Cheesebread is good

[tall widget]

cheesecake 😋

[unborn quest]

I love cheesecake

[tall widget]

i had cheesecake last night

[unborn quest]

Idk what i had yesterday

[tall widget]

sludge

[bitter marsh]

mom made the sludge !! yippee

[tall widget]

hi yaoi :3

[sage sage]

oi

[unborn quest]

HEY

[tall widget]

tuna

[sage sage]

[ivory lark]

Well look who it is

[unborn quest]

Helo

[sage sage]

just wandering around
bout to sleep

[unborn quest]

[tall widget]

hello tsu

[north token]

Kifflom

[sage sage]

and good night

[unborn quest]

Gn

[dim sparrow]

hello tsu

[floral aspen]

i enjoy french fries

[tall widget]

I could kill for mcdonalds right now omg

[unborn quest]

No ty

[floral aspen]

that’s rude

[unborn quest]

Take TM with u

[tall widget]

but i want mcdonalds :(

[sage sage]

take care and have a good afternoon

[tall widget]

you're rude for not offering any of us mcdonalds

[dim sparrow]

you’re from the uk right?

[tall widget]

yes

(unfortunately)

[floral aspen]

my head hurts so much guys

[unborn quest]

Yes, he lives next door to me

[floral aspen]

it’s gui at fault

[dim sparrow]

have you tried the new McGriddle thing

[unborn quest]

I hear him everyday

[dim sparrow]

so real

[tall widget]

I haven't had mcdonalds in like

4 or 5 months I think

😭

[floral aspen]

2 hours

[sage sage]

I will backread about Saturday or something I dunno lmao , idk why I'm even on my phone rn I should be sleeping

[unborn quest]

Only 4-5 months

[tall widget]

i dont have it often which is why i crave it so much probably

[dim sparrow]

that’s crazy

[unborn quest]

Go sleep rn

[tall widget]

your head is just the perfect target for bricks

[unborn quest]

Retired mods orders

[dim sparrow]

I have a McDonald’s literally as I walk from the station to my office

[sage sage]

aite aite kapitan

[dim sparrow]

so I get breakfast like every other morning

[uneven bay]

Fatty

[sage sage]

https://tenor.com/view/darkviperau-darkviper-vanish-leave-dvau-gif-20607298

[ivory lark]

It's time to sleep, current mod orders

[uneven bay]

[floral aspen]

are half blind people allowed to drive

[floral aspen]

that’s so rude

[uneven bay]

Nighty night

[tall widget]

uhm I think in some cases

[dim sparrow]

hey body shaming in 2026 is very not mindful very not peaceful and very not demure

[floral aspen]

what about 73.2% blind people

[tall widget]

my older brother is almost entirely blind in one eye, and struggles to see out of the other but he's allowed to ride a moped at least

[uneven bay]

Im blind

[tall widget]

idk about other vehicles

[tall widget]

thats oddly specific

are you 73.2% blind

[floral aspen]

no

[tall widget]

are you sure...

[floral aspen]

i don’t think so

[tall widget]

but uhm

well I'd guess it depends upon country

[uneven bay]

I am humble

[floral aspen]

do contact lenses have prescirptios

[uneven bay]

Yes

Usually are one time use I think too

[floral aspen]

so can you have a really fat lense

[uneven bay]

Im not sure

[floral aspen]

guys my little doggy woke up

[tall widget]

are you talking about a real dog

or pug

[floral aspen]

neither🥰

[stark steppe]

[floral aspen]

i mean i call logan pug sometimes

so maybe pug

[tall widget]

is it gp

[floral aspen]

[floral aspen]

yes🥰

[uneven bay]

😭 Pugs are so ugly I’m sorry

[tall widget]

@long prawn how do you feel about being a dog

[uneven bay]

Why can’t he be a cuter god

Dog

[floral aspen]

don’t call logan ugly

[uneven bay]

[floral aspen]

he’s my pugnacious little guy

[tall widget]

what does pugnacious mean

[floral aspen]

idk

[tall widget]

that sounds like

disease-ridden 😭

[floral aspen]

i typed pug and it popped up as recommended word

so i started saying it

[dim sparrow]

pugs got little dog energy

[floral aspen]

are you gonna take that logan

[tall widget]

pugnacious is "quick to argue/fight"

[floral aspen]

oh yeah logan’s pugnacious

[tall widget]

he's more like a chihuahua if anything

[dim sparrow]

yeah but he thinks he got it like that

[floral aspen]

no he’s very pugnacious

[dim sparrow]

but he don’t

[tall widget]

he's a pugnacious chihuahua

[floral aspen]

yes

[floral aspen]

like what

i wouldn’t wanna be a leprechaun ngl

[dim sparrow]

all these little dogs

[floral aspen]

like that would suck

[dim sparrow]

they think they the shit

[uneven bay]

Small dog syndrome

Where

Who has it

[floral aspen]

i just saw a little dog

[floral aspen]

little logan

[dim sparrow]

they always bark so much

[uneven bay]

Awh

[dim sparrow]

but can never back it up

[floral aspen]

that’s why i don’t like little dogs

[uneven bay]

I like my beagle

She’s the perfect size

[ancient sail]

How can I fix this

[tall widget]

is that in #memes-and-shitposting ?

[fossil patrol]

So did you but I didnt revenge

[tall widget]

@ancient sail

[fossil patrol]

@uneven bay I tried to ask where you have been

[uneven bay]

WHEN

NO

ACCIDENT

I take it all back

Im sorry

Ily mikko

Hiiiii

[ancient sail]

Yes

[uneven bay]

WHEN

[ashen girder]

pinned messages help.

the top pinned

[fossil patrol]

Here

[floral aspen]

hi mickey

[tall widget]

#memes-and-shitposting message

[fossil patrol]

hi mackey

Hi gui

Hi Chonkers

[uneven bay]

Nooo I can’t believe I missed it

Im so sorryyyy

[tall widget]

read the first line 😭 the rest is a shitpost

[ashen girder]

hi mikko!!

[uneven bay]

I have been away

[tall widget]

hello mikko :3

[ashen girder]

[tall widget]

dude im so fucking hungry oh my god

[ashen girder]

whoops

[tall widget]

but theres nothing to eat

[ashen girder]

[fossil patrol]

All good :)

[uneven bay]

Eat

[tall widget]

there's nothing :(

[fossil patrol]

[uneven bay]

Make something

[fossil patrol]

@uneven bay how did I ignore you?

[dim sparrow]

ignore her more

[fossil patrol]

woah

[uneven bay]

I didn’t see your message and I was commenting on your card for your wifey and how pretty it is and amazing

[dim sparrow]

She does it to me all the time 😓

[uneven bay]

That’s rude

[uneven bay]

Literally a lie bro

[dim sparrow]

one time one time

she said she was gonna get on the game

[uneven bay]

One time was an accident

WOW

OKAY

I was comfy in bed

[dim sparrow]

made me stay up till 4am then didn’t get on the game imagine mikko

[uneven bay]

Nothing I can do

[uneven bay]

HEY

I DIDNT MAKE U STAY UP

IM OFFENDED

u wanted to stay up

[dim sparrow]

she told me I would be a bad friend if i didn’t

[fossil patrol]

Right, sorry. I saw your messages tho and thanks for your kind words. I wrote on paper "happy birthday!" And wrote my name, kids wrote their names. All names with different colors :p

[uneven bay]

That’s a lie

[fossil patrol]

And I glued that paper behind the card

[dim sparrow]

maybe that part

[uneven bay]

That’s so cute

[quartz blade]

hi

[tall widget]

hello vape

[dim sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/lapiscel-vape-huge-vape-insane-man-dance-gif-3044817794198243823

[uneven bay]

I love this sm

Literally so adorable

🥹

[uneven bay]

Mhm

[fossil patrol]

I'm happy to results

[dim sparrow]

can you make me an arsenal one for my birthday

[unique crest]

This guys a gooner

[floral aspen]

what a good dad you blurred their names

[pallid pecan]

[floral aspen]

look at the angry dog guys

[pallid pecan]

Grrr

[floral aspen]

omg it’s growling

[gaunt otter]

@floral aspen YOU

[floral aspen]

WHAT

WHAT DID I DO NOW

[gaunt otter]

Sneeze

[pallid pecan]

Don’t you wanna just grab the eyes and rip it out of its skull and just eat them up

[tall widget]

what

😭

[pallid pecan]

So cute

[floral aspen]

how did you even know that

[tall widget]

what have i come back to

[uneven bay]

Yes it’s nice that you go all out like this for her, I bet it means a lot

[gaunt otter]

you know

[uneven bay]

That’s crazy

[tall widget]

im making noodles

[floral aspen]

logan didn’t tell me bless you for my sneeze before my last sneeze can you believe it

[floral aspen]

is it num

[gaunt otter]

logan

[uneven bay]

Can I have the skull when you’re done

[gaunt otter]

wh0

[tall widget]

it is extremely num

[floral aspen]

otndoanish

groundpound

[pallid pecan]

What are you gonna do with it

[gaunt otter]

grounded

[uneven bay]

Clean it and display it, I like skulls

[pallid pecan]

That’s crazy

[uneven bay]

I want a human cadaver

[pallid pecan]

Want mine

[uneven bay]

I love skulls sm

[uneven bay]

That would be amazing

Woohooo

I don’t have to pay now

[pallid pecan]

Bet…

[uneven bay]

When can I expect to receive it

[pallid pecan]

Hmm after I die from natural causes

[uneven bay]

Too long

[floral aspen]

guys i have a dentist appointment in june

[uneven bay]

Can we speed up the process?

[uneven bay]

Im scared

[pallid pecan]

Hmm do you have a 22?

[floral aspen]

last time it was like 4k☹️

[pallid pecan]

They should definitely sedate you.

So you don’t remember it

Or feel it

[floral aspen]

they were supposed to but they did it wrong so they charged me extra

[uneven bay]

Poison works to keep the bones intact smh I don’t want something broke

[uneven bay]

Im gonna cry so hard for u rn

Good luck

[vestal void]

yo any mods here currently?

[floral aspen]

thank you so much for crying for me

[pallid pecan]

But you could just say I was some war hero

[floral aspen]

are you looking to cause mayhem

[vestal void]

no some obvious scammer in my dms

tryna get personal info

[dim sparrow]

pull out all your teeth then you have no reason to go to the dentist

[pallid pecan]

All you do is give them a fake SSN number

[uneven bay]

But I want to see the pretty clean skeleton

[floral aspen]

but then it’ll hurt and there’ll be more of a reason to go

[pallid pecan]

How bout this… don’t go 😉

[floral aspen]

i have to it’s a consult

[tall widget]

!modmail

[pliant current]

If you need to contact Moderators or Report a User, please send a Direct Message to @nocturne plank

Requested by: @tall widget

[tall widget]

i have noodles

[pallid pecan]

A consult?

[uneven bay]

Yayyy

[floral aspen]

for them to yank out more wisdom teeth

[tall widget]

do you already have your wisdom teeth growing out wtf

[pallid pecan]

Ooooh

[shrewd briar]

i just finished them

[floral aspen]

yes

[pallid pecan]

Can you atleast give it some gems

[floral aspen]

i’ve had one taken out but the man gave me the wrong medication so he couldn’t take the other one out

[floral aspen]

you don’t deserve them

[uneven bay]

I will make you beautiful

[uneven bay]

But his skeleton does

Or her

Idk

I didn’t check

[pallid pecan]

You’re teeth don’t deserve you

[floral aspen]

good take the last 3

[uneven bay]

Get silenced

[floral aspen]

wait that’s saying i’m wonderful

[pallid pecan]

Yeah it was supposed to be a roast but came out a compliment

But it’s hard to figure out which way to go

[floral aspen]

it’s ok you can try again

[dim sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/no-try-again-no-nope-try-again-denied-gif-8417007939964092403

[copper epoch]

Dont try again
Idk whats going on but yeah

[pallid pecan]

Damn.. I’m stumped

[floral aspen]

well that’s not very positive

[copper epoch]

So whats going on

[fossil patrol]

"It's not what you say, it's what you do"

[fossil patrol]

Yeah, gotta protect them

[fossil patrol]

Football, eww

[pallid pecan]

Yess bring me all the beauty!!!

I want a septum piercing even if it’s just bone

[uneven bay]

Yes exactly, u get it

[uneven bay]

I’ll give you a prosthetic nose for your piercing

[pallid pecan]

Can I pick what nose I get before I go?

[uneven bay]

Ofc u Can

[pallid pecan]

Hmm 🤔 Kevin Bacon

[uneven bay]

I’ll even use a spirit box so you can tell me what clothing u want

[pallid pecan]

Gosh you’re so sweet

[uneven bay]

He has a nice nose

[pallid pecan]

Exactly!

[uneven bay]

Im just that guy uk

[pallid pecan]

Can you put maybe a bandana on my head

[dim sparrow]

it’s all performative don’t believe it

[pallid pecan]

Give it a little hey what’s up vato Vibes

[uneven bay]

HAHAHA

plzzzz

[pallid pecan]

Hey man… ik

[uneven bay]

That’s actually so mean

Im so nice

[uneven bay]

That’s so rude

I no longer want your cadaver

[pallid pecan]

Me ruuuude

he started it

To be fair… I didn’t have to continue

[dim sparrow]

no you see she’s gaslighting you

[uneven bay]

Me? Gaslight?

That’s a stretch

[open parcel]

Got super high yesterday now I'm going to work this morning 🌄

[uneven bay]

Get high rn

[open parcel]

Nah

[uneven bay]

Sad

[open parcel]

I still weedhangover

Groggy

[uneven bay]

That exsist?

Welp

[open parcel]

Yea

[uneven bay]

Not for me

That sucks

[open parcel]

Well I could've slept more hrs

https://tenor.com/view/brain-hurts-gif-12096381820083648834

[dusky grove]

Shit

[uneven bay]

All your fault

[uneven bay]

Darkkkkkkj

[open parcel]

Yea

[icy sand]

I'm not pushing

[dusky grove]

heyy welcome back

[icy sand]

Literally meming cause 12teen

[uneven bay]

You didn’t push I meant the dude that was asking lol

[uneven bay]

Yes yes

[uneven bay]

Hru

[dusky grove]

good i just woke up from a nap

wbu

[uneven bay]

Ugh I wanna nap

Im at work

[dusky grove]

its ok just gotta survive a few more then nap later

[open parcel]

I haven't had time to take a shower smh

[uneven bay]

Stinky

[uneven bay]

Ugh yes

I love naps

[open parcel]

Here smell

[uneven bay]

No

Nonono

Yuck

[open parcel]

Lol

[dusky grove]

during my hour break sometimes id lowkey power nap a lil then its all good

[dim sparrow]

bro I did this once and someone snaked me to my like my manager

well the manager above my manager

[uneven bay]

At my old job, we had a private single women’s washroom so I’d lock myself in and nap

[dim sparrow]

[dusky grove]

bro why it aint their business its a break 😭

legit off clock

[uneven bay]

That’s sad

[dim sparrow]

EXACTLY

[uneven bay]

[dim sparrow]

LIKE BRO IM NOT GETTING PAID

lol wtf it’s snowing

[fossil patrol]

One workplace had a mattress. Old people ate quick their lunch and went to nap

[uneven bay]

That’s amazing

Seems like the dream

[fossil patrol]

A factory

[dusky grove]

what was it that u said u work as rn?

[violet void]

@vapid nacelle too much rain

[dusky grove]

i already left my restaurant job months ago and I work from home rn

[fossil patrol]

Can we ban Russia

[dusky grove]

pay is better at least

[dusky grove]

Hes a cheater in Minecraft

[uneven bay]

Im an admin assistant

But reception mainly lol

[violet void]

Hi madame

[fossil patrol]

should have know this

[uneven bay]

Hi vezz

How r u

[violet void]

I have a headache so I'm here trying to ignore it

[open parcel]

I'm a janitor

[uneven bay]

I used to be one

[open parcel]

I clean shit

[fossil patrol]

No pain killers?

[uneven bay]

Then I got laid off cuz I sprained my ankle

[dusky grove]

rn im a freelance vid editor and motion graphics designer at home cuz I can at least have my own time and ngl 3 times what I made at my old job

[violet void]

I should take some

[open parcel]

Damn

[uneven bay]

Did u drink water?

[violet void]

Better be a digital marketer for YouTubers

Help promote their channel and find sponsors

[uneven bay]

That’s amazing wtf

How did u get into that

[dusky grove]

bro they didn't give a shit when I hurt myself lol

[pine sandal]

i can't wait to get the switch 2 already have it added to my cart but i'm going to need more hdmi ports as all of them are used by my ps5 xbox series s and my switch oled

[uneven bay]

It’s ok I don’t do labour jobs anymore so I’m happy

[pine sandal]

all my hdmi ports are taken up i'll have to unplug something in order to plug something new in

[uneven bay]

I couldn’t do my job for a couple weeks and said that they will put me on leave so they can get someone to work LOL

[dusky grove]

i used to make vids myself but I deleted my old stuff, but ik alot of editing now

[violet void]

🙁

[uneven bay]

Get an hdmi switch

[uneven bay]

I need to learn how to edit

[dim sparrow]

just unplug whatever you’re not using at the time?

[dusky grove]

thats crazy back in July I was recovering from a ribcage surgery and they didnt lay me off

[violet void]

Maybe be a video editor for a popular youtuber or streamer @dusky grove

They make bank

[uneven bay]

Insane I’m glad you’re okay Joe

Now

[solar steppe]

Hope the recovery went well

[dusky grove]

yea it was 4 weeks

[dusky grove]

actually sometimes I land high ticket ppl

[violet void]

[dusky grove]

but rn I mostly am with this one site and theyre always asking me for animated assets

[uneven bay]

Become my editor when I stream :3 I will pay big bucks with good food

[dusky grove]

i want food 🙏

[uneven bay]

I can make you great food

[violet void]

If a girl can make me good food she's in

[dusky grove]

actually the main reason why I bought my new pc was because I wanted a stronger pc to handle my work lmao

[uneven bay]

Makki I’ll make you food too

[gaunt otter]

You always hungry

damn

[dusky grove]

but the gaming side works out too bc its an rtx 5080

[fossil patrol]

Talking about food.. I go to make some toasts

[violet void]

Wow

[uneven bay]

Mmmm amamzing

[violet void]

2 for 1 deal

[uneven bay]

Yum

[floral aspen]

i am so tired

[dim sparrow]

and me

[violet void]

Go eep

[fossil patrol]

Sleep

[floral aspen]

no

[gaunt otter]

fartoftwitch

[undone crystal]

liquid nitrogen cool everything

[floral aspen]

i must speak to logan

[floral aspen]

what the heck are you saying to me

[dusky grove]

most ppl by now know but half of my personality on here is being a foodie

[gaunt otter]

you're thefartoftwitch

[floral aspen]

hi big jameson

[floral aspen]

ok i can avert this

[dim sparrow]

hi lil makkieson

[undone crystal]

you're the fartoftwitch

[floral aspen]

no

[uneven bay]

Awh ofc

[dusky grove]

liquid cooling

[undone crystal]

cmon you'rethefartoftwitch makki

[floral aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-arrive-cat-kitten-jump-bounce-gif-2199986893345488897

[uneven bay]

So let me make your dreams come true and make u great yummy food for your services

[undone crystal]

liquid nitrogen. its expensive per bottle but its worth it

[floral aspen]

hi little guy

[dusky grove]

im cutting my spending ngl half of my money went to a car recently

[undone crystal]

why didnt you buy a lada

[dusky grove]

no

bought a Hyundai

[undone crystal]

better than a techy car

[dusky grove]

my hyundai is reliable and its mileage is so low

[deft blaze]

hyundais are kinda techy

all new cars are

[dusky grove]

the newer ones

but thats all cars

mine is not very new its from 2018

just a basic screen

i dont like the newer hyundais

their poly design, overly expensive tech, and spying material

[quartz blade]

hello

[kind nacelle]

Hi im back

[undone crystal]

palantir is watching

[deft blaze]

so any new car atp

my goats over at subaru have won some hella rewards recently tho

altho as long as their new cars have CVTs I would never even consider one

[dusky grove]

yes, im not buying post 2020 models

soulless

[deft blaze]

yeah no way lmao

[undone crystal]

no. no CVTs

[deft blaze]

i like my cars with a machine spirit in them

[dusky grove]

i want something ill enjoy

[quartz blade]

welcome back

[dusky grove]

like my '18 elantra

still has soul

[wintry fulcrum]

hi guys

[quartz blade]

hi

[deft blaze]

i must perform rites of cleansing (coolant system purge) on my subaru to appease its machine spirit

[wintry fulcrum]

who else sitting in the break room at work waiting for their shift to start

[warm wedge]

hi guys

[icy sand]

explodes days later

[wintry fulcrum]

these 8am shifts killing me 😭

[slim swallow]

try 5am 💔

[deft blaze]

oh trust me it would've by now

[wintry fulcrum]

yikes that’s when i wake up rn 😭

[deft blaze]

its redlined(the temp, not RPM) itself once

[slim swallow]

I wake at 2am 😭

tomorrow I start at 6am so I get to sleep in until 3am 😎

[icy sand]

The molten metal engine gives more hp

[deft blaze]

it would seem so, it's quite feisty as of lage

[icy sand]

Damn bro don't envy you

[wintry fulcrum]

i’m off tomorrow thank god

[pure stratus]

how do i report someone

[wintry fulcrum]

@nocturne plank

[icy sand]

DM @nocturne plank

[nocturne plank]

:exclamation:To contact the Moderators, please send me a Direct Message. Mentioning me does not alert moderators:exclamation:

[gaunt otter]

!modmail

[pliant current]

If you need to contact Moderators or Report a User, please send a Direct Message to @nocturne plank

Requested by: @gaunt otter

[gaunt otter]

mhm

[quartz blade]

hi

[wintry fulcrum]

alr time to clock in bye guys

[dusky grove]

service the machine overlords

[icy sand]

Bye

[quartz blade]

cya

[deft blaze]

dw tho its already been checked, I've pulled the whole front of the engine apart, re-timed it, gave it a new water pump, replaced the serpentine + timing belt, new thermometer, and maybe more but i don't remember lol

[undone crystal]

redlining a 2013 dodge grand caravan in the interstate because the computer wont let you go up to the interstate

[deft blaze]

it pissed me off that day so I did most of the work on it out of spite, boxer engines suck when it comes to replacing integral components

[deft blaze]

what

are they governed poorly

[undone crystal]

more like made poorly in the transmission

[deft blaze]

dodge moment

[dusky grove]

caravans are horrendous

hence its awful price depreciation here

[undone crystal]

i have a manual transmission that can change that, price is heavy

[deft blaze]

god how I would love to manual swap mine as well

[upper token]

@dusky grove

[deft blaze]

apparently the 5 speeds out of 2015 STIs will bolt into an SVX with minimal modifications

however

[upper turtle]

You still RE9's biggest hater?

[deft blaze]

very expensive

[grand spoke]

Chat im wearing ankle weights today at work and ive only been here over an hour and im dead 💀

[upper turtle]

Harder than it seems isn't it

Lol

[undone crystal]

ever packed a 25lb backpack for 8 hours

[slim swallow]

packing a bag doesn't take 8 hours

[upper token]

Well yeah

[vestal void]

talking to mod mail is like a brick wall these guys iq frustrate me

[uneven bay]

Im scared of your brock pfp

Brock lee atp

[fossil patrol]

Why you have ankle weights?

[uneven bay]

How much weight u have on

[undone crystal]

possibly 4 or more

[glossy hollow]

no

[bitter marsh]

hola chat

[glossy hollow]

hallo

[fossil patrol]

amigo

[bitter marsh]

mikku

[fossil patrol]

_ _

[uneven bay]

Hola chat

Cómo estás chat

No Spanish chat

[fossil patrol]

rule 1 god damn

[tall widget]

zealot no way

you're back

[uneven bay]

I says it no Spanish

[fossil patrol]

Good

[uneven bay]

Aye aye captain

[vestal void]

lord i cant even speak my mind in community js adding warnings

[ashen girder]

@vestal void no you can't. Use modmail if you have issues needing to be addressed.

[vestal void]

i need no further comment from you good day

[ashen girder]

good day

[fluid cliff]

[fossil patrol]

Hopefully no rain tomorrow

Not like I would go outside

[remote kettle]

No rain just thunderstorms

[fluid cliff]

I hope there will be rain tomorrow

[fossil patrol]

Rain is depressing

[tall widget]

it was storming pretty heavily last night

[remote kettle]

No it's embracing

[fossil patrol]

All snow has melt, no need rain

[merry perch]

Rain is nice

[merry perch]

Waiting on this one

[fossil patrol]

One week to change tires, yay

[merry perch]

Got another month or so before that

Hard times are over

[dim sparrow]

bro the weather has been so fucked where I’m at

literally like 5mins ago it was fucking like black sky hailstones

[fossil patrol]

Celsius?

[dim sparrow]

and now it’s bright sunshine

[merry perch]

Freedom units

[fossil patrol]

Damn, its here now 41f

or 5c

[merry perch]

[jagged ridge]

dang pokemon is removing iv it looks like

so far the most happy people about this is people who havent played pokemon since gen 5 or 6

smh

"because i dont want to grind the game to power up my pokemon"

[upper token]

helo chonkers

[undone crystal]

Sunshine, lollipops, and rainbows Everything that's wonderful is what I feel we're together Brighter than a lucky penny When you're near the rain goes, disappeares

[grand spoke]

They are 2lbs. Thought it would be nothing but my quads ache

[shrewd briar]

hello

[grand spoke]

Also hello besties!

[grand spoke]

Hi

[pine sandal]

i'd like to get my pass port and hopefully build up savings to one day travel the world visiting famous sites from ww2 and tour museums around the world that recreates what it was like during ww2 for civilians and for soldiers

[grand spoke]

Oh that is a great idea. I should wait until I have kids for that kind of trip

[uneven bay]

Literally the worst thing ever when u think it will be easy and turns out not 😭

[agile sentinel]

hello

[pine sandal]

it would be fun

[agile sentinel]

found an old plug n play in my closet

[pine sandal]

nice

[gentle dirge]

A what

[pine sandal]

does it still work?

[agile sentinel]

surprisingly

[agile sentinel]

plug n play

[long harness]

wash it first

[grand spoke]

Omg fr and because im mostly stationary while working on vehicles thought it would be great but ive been walking and running this morning and im so dead. I was dumb and didn't take them off until I was in pain aha

[agile sentinel]

yk that toy company jakks pacific? in the 2000s they made these things called plug n play tv games, basically anything and everything remotely popular for kids had a few licensed plug and plays, simple arcade type 16 bit games and sometimes 32 bit based on shit like spiderman, spongebob, starwars, power rangers, etc

[gentle dirge]

Wasn't born back then but that's interesting to know

[agile sentinel]

neither was i

i was born in 2008

[vestal void]

i have two mortal enemies added to the list i shall take this to the grave

[agile sentinel]

i like old games

[dim sparrow]

who are your enemies twin

let’s slime them out

[gentle dirge]

Yeah i still play with my psp a lot

These old games are awesome

[vestal void]

cant say they dont like my freedom of speech 😔

[long heath]

https://tenor.com/view/enjoy-your-day-nature-lake-gif-9767829545428051426

[vestal void]

but i finally finished that stupid night heist

jesus took me so long

[fossil patrol]

Jesus

[vestal void]

i deserve a blunt after that stress

[gentle dirge]

Jesus take the wheel

[vestal void]

check the song im listening to

CHASE THAT CHOON

[uneven bay]

That’s amazing wtf

[uneven bay]

Ugh now it’s the aftermath, u poor thing

Stretch your legs so they don’t cramp

[violet void]

I thought you were in 1996 era

[jagged ridge]

chat

[violet void]

?

[jagged ridge]

is that tire flinging thing becoming a sport now

from tiktok

[long heath]

play pz :(

[vestal void]

i gotta look both ways im being monitored

[violet void]

I don't tiktak

[jagged ridge]

the lore is insane

theres new lore

and its...

[jagged ridge]

its getting popular

[agile sentinel]

been sitting around for years cus i forgot i had it, still works

[dim sparrow]

bro I saw ts it’s so funny

[jagged ridge]

lmaoooo

[dim sparrow]

did you see the one where they get the tire into the big ass tlike

[jagged ridge]

the memes from it are peak

[dim sparrow]

Idk what it was

[jagged ridge]

the tower? yeah

[dim sparrow]

yeaaaa

that’s the word

[jagged ridge]

but the memes now.. theyre making memes from people seeing the tires from space

only you would understand if you saw that tire stuff first

😂

[dim sparrow]

new tire lore just dropped

[jagged ridge]

lmfaoooo

[dim sparrow]

my algo needs to get a grip and show me the memes

they should me the og

[jagged ridge]

theres soo many now

[uneven bay]

I want it, I love star wars

[jagged ridge]

theres one with a dude in the gym training to do that motion with a weight for his lift

[dim sparrow]

I laughed out loud

people in my office think I’m a weirdo

[jagged ridge]

Lmaooo

[uneven bay]

U are

[uneven bay]

Honestly fire

I wanna do that too

[jagged ridge]

Does look fun ngl 😭

[agile sentinel]

they decently cheap on ebay

[uneven bay]

Imagine aiming it at your enemy

[vestal void]

i gotta stop buying off this one plug

[uneven bay]

Ooo yes amazing tysm

[vestal void]

he lowk skimping me

[jagged ridge]

theyre on to something

[uneven bay]

Time to find a new one

Hi

[dim sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/ts-pmo-gif-260818307955153253

[uneven bay]

My name is new plug

[uneven bay]

LOL

[vestal void]

fr hes skimping me on my weed 💔

[uneven bay]

Mmm weed

Sounds like someone I know

[uneven bay]

@dim sparrow seems familiar

[vestal void]

i hate to see it cause its a family plug

[uneven bay]

[uneven bay]

BOOOO

they usually are the worst

Cuz they think they can get away with it

[vestal void]

he gives me the best prices but now he shorting me slowly

[kind nacelle]

Rob him

[uneven bay]

I agree

[vestal void]

ill have like 1 really huge ass nug and the rest are small buds that dont even weigh to a qtr

[uneven bay]

Dumb

[vestal void]

im gonna have to abandon bro 💔

[uneven bay]

Even Lester agrees

[vestal void]

shut up lester

[uneven bay]

Amazing

[dim sparrow]

yes like how you finesse me

[uneven bay]

THE FUCK

THATS YOUR PLUG

[vestal void]

i hate lester

[uneven bay]

I AINT DO SHIT

[vestal void]

taking my cuts

[uneven bay]

I love Lester

[uneven bay]

Ya he sucks for that but still

[fossil patrol]

Creepy, short and old

[fluid cliff]

Creepy uncle Lester

[fossil patrol]

like james

[fluid cliff]

??

[uneven bay]

YES

HAHAHA

[dim sparrow]

it’s because she can relate to being creepy short and old

[vestal void]

BRO

[uneven bay]

so like James

[vestal void]

IM GONNA TWEAK

[dim sparrow]

oh wow

[uneven bay]

Get silenced

[fluid cliff]

raptor doesn’t like u

[dim sparrow]

[uneven bay]

Not at all

[vestal void]

thats my third warning yall im getting sent to the shadow realm

[dim sparrow]

why’d you do me like that mikko

[fossil patrol]

/jk

[long harness]

byebye

[uneven bay]

Enjoyyy

[fluid cliff]

see u later

[vestal void]

this some bullshit

[uneven bay]

[vestal void]

all i said was im lighting a blunt after that stressful gameplay

NOW I CAN SAY IT

bro

[uneven bay]

How did u say it if u can say that

[fossil patrol]

We all get them, and banned people usually comes back

[vestal void]

im genuinely so confused

[uneven bay]

Like me

[fossil patrol]

And me

[uneven bay]

I came back tdy actually lol

[vestal void]

it warned me but let me say it afterwards

[prime wave]

Welcome back

[dim sparrow]

getting banned is a right of passage

it has to happen

otherwise you’re not truly a member

[prime wave]

All of us has been banned once

[uneven bay]

Hi ruddyyy thank touuu :3

[prime wave]

Or twice

[vestal void]

its from butt tight people 😒

[uneven bay]

Someone’s aiming for 3

[prime wave]

Or banned on alts 🫣

[warm ivy]

you back

you arab ?

[uneven bay]

Yes I ammm

[vestal void]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-say-what-wait-what-huh-confused-gif-6106526198908117631

[uneven bay]

Nono, latina

[violet void]

madame

[warm ivy]

is that saul server arab ?

[vestal void]

its whatever i got british club music in my ear

im too goated to be banned

[uneven bay]

What

[warm ivy]

later

[uneven bay]

Yessir

[warm ivy]

too many people around

[vestal void]

yeah dont speak around me

their watching.

[uneven bay]

Im so Confuzzled but Okies

[uneven bay]

Scary

[vestal void]

do not fear

i shall not be suppressed

[round yew]

The weather is good around here

[vestal void]

VIVA LA QUEBEC

i cant stop listening to this spotify club music

i fw what the brits got goin on

[uneven bay]

Surpression

[uneven bay]

It’s so nice

[uneven bay]

R u from Quebec

R u in Canada

[vestal void]

yes im Quebec/Jamiacan

no

[uneven bay]

@dim sparrow

[vestal void]

i live in MA massive two shits

[uneven bay]

Ohh i thought you’d be another Canadian

[round yew]

Verily

[uneven bay]

Pfft

[vestal void]

no if i lived in canada id die

im anemic

[uneven bay]

Same

Twinsss

I die every day

[vestal void]

ma is cold enough as it is i hate it here

[uneven bay]

Im allergic to the cold

So I hate it here

[warm ivy]

hate canada its shitty snow everywhere

[vestal void]

currently my nose is inflammed and im hacking up mucus

[uneven bay]

Mhm

[vestal void]

fuck the cold

[uneven bay]

For real

[vestal void]

british club music got me ignoring the cold though

CHASE THAT CHOONE

[uneven bay]

Yes that’s my name

Can I help u

[warm ivy]

why do u hate the cold then

[dim sparrow]

I was summoned

[stark steppe]

@dim sparrow

[vestal void]

its 9 pm on a fucking friday get the fuck up

CHASE THAT CHOON

[dim sparrow]

🇬🇧 🇬🇧 🇬🇧 🇬🇧 🇬🇧 🇬🇧

[uneven bay]

Firstly cold is the name of the server and has nothing to do with weather

[warm ivy]

i know

[vestal void]

we're going to hi lets go

lets go

[warm ivy]

im just fw

[uneven bay]

Yes cuz we got someone who likes brits

[uneven bay]

Hmmmmm

Go fly a plane or something

Not as intimidating as I thought it would be but oh well

[warm ivy]

im not a real aviator im against the plane industry

[flint sparrow]

[vestal void]

yall fr gotta check this song out i cant stop chasing that choon

[warm ivy]

yall in the weirdest fucking servers

[lean flax]

taking a shit rn

[uneven bay]

Why

[uneven bay]

Kittyyy

[uneven bay]

Fire

[uneven bay]

Ily Lester

[flint sparrow]

Just for the emojis mate

[dim sparrow]

hi tm

[warm ivy]

you have any idea how much they contribute to pollution and global warming every hour ?

also whats wrong with lana del rey