community

[solemn crater]

cause i saturated it to hell since i thought it was funny

[agile sentinel]

mine is a clanka, from that phantom menace tie in mario kart racer called super bombad racing

[solemn crater]

roger roger

[agile sentinel]

bombad means superb in gungang, so this game is called super superb racing -w-

am i the only person who doesnt hate jarjar?

[warm ivy]

this better ?

[amber path]

Hello Eddington

[gaunt otter]

And i want to be ninjaaa

[solemn crater]

i’m split

i’m 23 so i’m part of the generation that grew up on episode 3. and i understand what george lucas was trying to do, but it didnt necessarily hit the mark

[agile sentinel]

reminds me of in saints row games when you wear a johnny gat mask for some missions

[icy sand]

Wait till you hear about the superplate

[solemn crater]

hello danaë

[warm ivy]

saints row yeah that franchise was so cringe

i finished sr3 tho

that was kinda alr

[spring tangle]

@tall widget @unborn quest frazzles?

[solemn crater]

SR2>>>>>>

[unborn quest]

What

[tall widget]

what about them

[spring tangle]

Are they still a thing

[unborn quest]

I fondly remember those

Idk

Never had em

Just heard of em

[tall widget]

i think so

[agile sentinel]

to me, saints row 3 and 4 feel like how modern deadpool is

[tall widget]

yes they are

[spring tangle]

How can you fondly remember something you never had

[agile sentinel]

doesnt help that one of the voices you can pick in 4 is literally nolan north

[unborn quest]

Someone else having them

In my house

[spring tangle]

Treat yourself

[unborn quest]

No I'm good

Not going back out today

Siblings are a fucking pain

[solemn crater]

which deadpool are you talking? cause i’ve played the SR games and deadpool and can’t find the similarities

[spring tangle]

Just get yourself put into care, no more siblings, that’s what happened to me

[agile sentinel]

whats SR

[unborn quest]

Into 18

Im*

[agile sentinel]

oh

saints row

[solemn crater]

saints row

[agile sentinel]

im dumb

[solemn crater]

so am i

[tall widget]

you don't need to say that we already know

[agile sentinel]

nah i mean the bullshit extra goofy humor with alot of dick and boob jokes

[spring tangle]

Ok go into a care home for the elderly then

[unborn quest]

No

I want my own peace

Istg, I'm gnna get my own place

[spring tangle]

I don’t think that exists until you’re in a grave

[unborn quest]

I rlly am not liking living with my family anymore

[solemn crater]

maybe i’d be smarter if you didnt steal my braincells to put then inside your national museum

[agile sentinel]

i mean for god sake saints row 3 has a rubber wang weapon you beat people with and saints row 4 has a TENTACLE

can i even send the saints row 3 here????

[tall widget]

im pretty sure saints row 4 is canonically a tv show

im not sure

[spring tangle]

Don’t be dissing “the penetrator”

[solemn crater]

like super mario bros 3 is canonically a play?

[spring tangle]

Elite level weaponry

[agile sentinel]

its set in a virtual matrix the main alien villain traps your character in

[tall widget]

thats how they played it with the DLC at least

[agile sentinel]

never played the dlc

[solemn crater]

it’s a shame that saints row went down the shitter, they genuienly had better functions than gta during that era

[agile sentinel]

ik that saints row gat out of hell is weird tho

[tall widget]

they're fucking weird but fun 😭

[spring tangle]

I guess people wanted more realism than goofy

Saints row games were a lot of fun though

[solemn crater]

like i remember coming to my friends house after school and playing saints row, those were good times

[agile sentinel]

also i like how 3 kinda feel like parody movie version of gta
like boyz in the hood vs dont be a menace

[solemn crater]

the poop spraying minigame was wild😭

[agile sentinel]

or malibus most wanted

[agile sentinel]

the what

[tall widget]

the sewage one?

i think

[agile sentinel]

the wjat

tf

[solemn crater]

ye

[tall widget]

where you spray shit all over peoples houses/cars in SR2

[agile sentinel]

...

oh ive never played 2

[solemn crater]

you dont know ball

[tall widget]

2 was decent, I never finished it but my biggest issue was that the game felt extremely extremely repetitive

[agile sentinel]

ive played 1, 3, 4, and made a themed character in other games

idk why i have a fascination with crime

like the first 3 games i played on my new xbox one is payday 2, gta 5 and battlefield hardline

[spring tangle]

@tall widget @unborn quest Fab ice lollies?

[tall widget]

oh my god I love those

pretty sure they're still a thing too

the uhh

hubbly bubbly's were just as good too

[solemn crater]

i think it has huge benefits over the common denominator competor

like you can buy drugs from dealers and kidnap people

[unborn quest]

Meh

[agile sentinel]

payday 2 gets wild too, im running around flicking ninja stars at people

[tall widget]

pretty much the top of the fab but as the entire ice cream

[tall widget]

thats what made payday 2 so much more fun tbh

is the amount of random shit you could do

[solemn crater]

swedish game mentioned!!!!

[spring tangle]

Not a fan?

[agile sentinel]

remember the goat simulator dlc

[swift frigate]

Airconditioner

[hasty hazel]

duck my beloved

[tall widget]

oh ya 😭 I've played like 2,000 hours of PD2 i've done that shit numerous times

[swift frigate]

Only duck?

[unborn quest]

They are alr

[spring tangle]

What’s your go to from an ice cream van? @unborn quest

[unborn quest]

I just don't like alot of things

[amber path]

Payday 2 is Swedish

[agile sentinel]

and we cant forget the infamous russian badger contribution

[hasty hazel]

even u darshan

[agile sentinel]

the spoon

[unborn quest]

Probably a normal ice cream

[hasty hazel]

but duck is my favourite animal

[swift frigate]

[spring tangle]

99?

Got to ahve a flake

[unborn quest]

I've had ice cream from a ice cream van like 5 times

Yeah

[swift frigate]

Says the one with cat pfp

[agile sentinel]

i like testing my luck with boxing gloves against a dozer

[spring tangle]

Ok I respect it

[unborn quest]

Idk what types of ice cream they do in the vans

Idek the last time I had any

[tall widget]

melee builds were genuinely really fun, but it sucked how unviable they were past OVK difficulty

[solemn crater]

swedish developers

and get this, my parents had a lot of money in their stocks, then they got raided and the stocks crashed hard

[hasty hazel]

yess cats my favorite too

[amber path]

Really ?

[agile sentinel]

still its funny to see everyone blasting while one dude is trying to 1v1 a heavily armored enemy with nothing but a bundle of money

[orchid sandal]

cats got better looks less personality so u seem like u dont care ab personality

[swift frigate]

Pick one duck or cat

[agile sentinel]

tf overkill got raided???

[solemn crater]

yes😭

https://www.reddit.com/r/pcgaming/s/CvVzI0xurj

[hasty hazel]

bro what u on about

[agile sentinel]

she weighs 8 pounds

[amber path]

Insider Traiding is wild asf fr

[tall widget]

was this when bo was CEO

[orchid sandal]

dogs hv a better personality

[tall widget]

yes it was

fuck bo

[solemn crater]

yes

[agile sentinel]

the hell

[solemn crater]

the way i see it, insider trading is horrible, but if i got the chance to do it i would

[agile sentinel]

welp thats ironic

[solemn crater]

shit i’m running out of snus

[agile sentinel]

waaaaay off topic but

[amber path]

Thats worse than the guy that owned nate getting charged with Fraud & Embezzlement

[spring tangle]

Shit he’s running out of snus

[agile sentinel]

new marvel rivals loading screen

what even is rivals doin

[solemn crater]

dw, if i did insider trading i’d cut you in ofc

[agile sentinel]

why they getting so bayonetta about shit

[amber path]

I want 50% nothing less

[solemn crater]

deal

[torn tulip]

Making money

[agile sentinel]

why soo much sensuality tho

[amber path]

Good, If im ever asked , i know nothing & i didnt see nothing

[spring tangle]

I want cutting in though as I’m now guilty by association

https://tenor.com/view/show-me-the-money-gif-22325220

[amber path]

Just remember “You legally blind”

[tall solar]

xireekhavocx hi

[amber path]

Heyy bebe

[stark steppe]

DANAË

HRUUU SUGAR

[spring tangle]

Who said that

[stark steppe]

[amber path]

Heyyy mièl

[amber path]

https://tenor.com/view/pop-gif-14978520618273094833

[solemn crater]

wow, so you just ignore me today😔

[spring tangle]

Same

The disrespect

[solemn crater]

frfr

[spring tangle]

Danaë’s milkshake brings them to her yard

[stark steppe]

@solemn crater listen to bitch dont kill my vibe

[tall solar]

No Eddie

[amber path]

I dont have a milkshake , sorry to disappoint

[viral rover]

I picked the worst time to quit vaping

Fuck

[solemn crater]

HIIII BEBE

[solemn crater]

the important thing is that you did do it

[viral rover]

True that bro

[solemn crater]

i wish i could quit nicotine

[viral rover]

I’m having crazy withdrawals at work

😭😭😭

[amber path]

Now you quit eating junk food eddie 🗣️

[spring tangle]

Lemonade?

[solemn crater]

my withdrawals is so bad that my mom forces me to have snus on me😭

[solemn crater]

don’t rip away my identity >:(

[amber path]

Gotta add some flavor too it , Im a iced strawberry lemonade in the summer time 😭

[spring tangle]

https://tenor.com/view/summertime-will-smith-fresh-prince-dj-jazzy-jeff-time-to-sit-back-and-unwind-gif-18266766

[solemn crater]

i’m munching on some donuts and whiskey rn

[amber path]

Eddie what you eat should be studied

[spring tangle]

After I spoke about donuts yesterday lol

You treated yourself

[opal sapphire]

[viral rover]

Lol I might have to get a pack of gum

[solemn crater]

my dad is recovering from a kidney transplant rn, so maybe it should be a wakeup call that i should eat healthier😭

[amber path]

Krispy Kreme donuts

[spring tangle]

Tbh I just said the classic Jam in the middle, sugar on the outside

Try and eat it without licking your lips

[amber path]

Aww i hope he has a full recovery , firstly . Second yes eddie you should eat healthier

[solemn crater]

i tried nicotine gum since that’s what obama used to quit cigarettes but it didnt work for me, i suggest just going cold turkey

[amber path]

My son does this 😭 is it apart of ADHD . He also hates his food touching

[spring tangle]

Eddie is the kinda mf to have some lettuce in his burger and claim he’s had one of his 5 a day

[viral rover]

Wtf

[amber path]

Eddie wouldnt even eat the lettuce fr

[spring tangle]

It’s just difficult to do, it’s a natural reaction to automatically lick food off of your lips

[solemn crater]

he’s recovering quit well, the surgery was on saturday and if all goes well he should be home on monday

[stark steppe]

@solemn crater and

[solemn crater]

correct, my job took me to a fancy resturant, i ordered a burger and removed the vegetables

[spring tangle]

Vegetables

[amber path]

Eddie !

[spring tangle]

You mean salad

[solemn crater]

lettuce, tomatos, and allat

[spring tangle]

Yeah that’s salad lol

[tall widget]

aka the healthy parts

[spring tangle]

Tomatoes are fruits

[rotund stirrup]

astu?

[slim swallow]

Fatty fat fat

[tall widget]

what

[amber path]

Everyday you make me want to be a paramedic again

[solemn crater]

i remember pointing this out in third grade and got bullied for it😔

[spring tangle]

We won’t bully you Eddie

[solemn crater]

i doubt you’d want to be my paramedic

[deft blaze]

eddie lore

[amber path]

When i was a paramedic , i dealt with way worse than you fr

[spring tangle]

Did you ever deal with a 400lb person?

[viral rover]

Thats what I’m doing. cold turkey. I’m not talking about nicotine gum lol

[spring tangle]

Where you ahve to get the mini crane involved and stuff

[amber path]

400 ?! No 😭

[river reef]

DANAEE

[amber path]

Heyy hun

[spring tangle]

Little miss popular

[solemn crater]

i got quite a bit of lore, but my mom is generally the one who tells about it

for example i once had a conversation with Max Martin (the producer behind ”i want it that way”, ”blinding lights”, ”hit me one more time” and many more)

and i just told my nearest friend circle about it

[spring tangle]

Maybe I need to get myself a bucket hat

So people say hi to me

[deft blaze]

damn thats actually a bit crazy

[amber path]

Im bringing bucket hats back

[river reef]

Danae i beat my best time in karting againn

My old best was 1:37

[spring tangle]

I could easily write a book about some of my exploits

[solemn crater]

he was so chill too, i tried not to be starstruck, like we were on a zoom call, and my family was on the side writing questions for me to ask

[spring tangle]

Stories for days

[deft blaze]

I've seen enough, someone get this man an F1 career

[amber path]

We know , start with the caveman days please

[solemn crater]

write it, i would buy it

[deft blaze]

the biggest music person I think I've ever met is Wolfgang Van Halen

same situation tho

[spring tangle]

I don’t want to incriminate myself though

[solemn crater]

i never met him in person but i have seen him play live, he was so cool

[deft blaze]

he's dope as hell

[amber path]

https://tenor.com/view/tom-and-jerry-gif-26736068

[deft blaze]

you can tell he's eddie van halen's son, no DNA test required

[spring tangle]

What happened to being blind

[deft blaze]

absolute killer of a character

[river reef]

Unfortunately F1 drivers are usually destined for it since they were kids

Unless you have billionaire parents and ur kid is interested In karting

Ur never getting into f1

Unfortunately

[amber path]

Oh right , pay me 50% too & i’ll be blind all day

[torn tulip]

All of them?

[deft blaze]

I've heard enough, get this man a rally career instead

[solemn crater]

yeah, the feeling i got from the show was that, you could see the genetics, but he really wants to make a career through his own name

[spring tangle]

Wow so without 50% you’d snitch smh

[torn tulip]

Who tf orders a burger at a fancy place anyways

[solemn crater]

nearly

[torn tulip]

Am I missing something

[deft blaze]

100% and I love him for it

instead of riding off of his dad's fame he's making a name for himself that's not reliant on being the son of a legendary guitarist/frontman

[amber path]

i’ll take 20% & Cadillac Escalade v

[river reef]

Honestly I just wanna make a name for myself in competitive karting,maybe get hired to some kinda racing team and do big time races from there

Like say GT or smth

[rancid swallow]

Hallo

[deft blaze]

man I just wish Group B rally was still around

it was risky as fuck sure but man

it was fun as fuck to watch too

[violet void]

hi demmy

[potent mirage]

Who plays pool

[deft blaze]

but shit I never even knew you could get into stuff like GT from karting, that's actually dope as hell

[solemn crater]

yeah he opened up for metallica i think, but there was never a big deal that a rock prince was opening up for them

like genuienly, his name was casually thrown on there (55DP was originally scheduled to open but covid fucked everything up)

[river reef]

Cuz there's on thing I learnt

Although F1 is the pinnacle of motorsport it may not be the best series for a driver

Take a look at Nyck De Vries, drove for Alphatauri,sucked and got replaced by Daniel Ricciardo

But then he goes to Formula E and wins a world title

[potent mirage]

Reaction speed of F1 drivers are insane

[solemn crater]

idk, nascar got some cool crashes

[deft blaze]

he opened for Creed and 3 Doors Down when I saw him

[river reef]

Karting is where everyone starts

[deft blaze]

chanced upon him while walking around Atlanta after the concert

[potent mirage]

Or dirt bikes

Not always karting rally is dope to

[deft blaze]

its very pretty at night but other than that atlanta is a cesspool

[river reef]

I've never seen a rally karts before

[potent mirage]

Me either?

😂

[solemn crater]

yeah, and it really shows the class of the van halen family

because you just know that if Axl Rose had kids, they would try to take the limelight any chance they had

[potent mirage]

I think you misunderstood me

I'm talking about different ways people get into racing

[deft blaze]

not to mention he's a super down to earth guy

[solemn crater]

yeah, i’d love to meet the guy

like wolfgang seems like a guy you could find having a beer at a local bar on a weekend

[river reef]

Idk if it even exist

[vestal raft]

not bad

[deft blaze]

oh 100%

[solemn crater]

flashbang, ban him

[potent mirage]

Define a "kart" 😂

[tall widget]

what a bargain wow

[river reef]

like...go karts?

[solemn crater]

and it’s so cool, because most people who have played guitar have attempted Eddie Van Halen’s moves, but wolfgang just seems like a guy who’s dad casually played guitar

[violet void]

hey thats mine dont buy it

[turbid mirage]

looking for beginer help with vehicles

[chrome hawk]

Wtf

[turbid mirage]

looking for beginer help with vehicles

[violet void]

!lfg

[pliant current]

@turbid mirage, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Vehicles: #pc-e｜vehicles-lfg

Requested by: @violet void

[chrome hawk]

A 16x2 is like 1/3rd the price or less

[solemn crater]

this is the defintion of karts

[violet void]

Check here

[potent mirage]

Are razors a "kart"?

[potent mirage]

🤣

[solemn crater]

okay what the fuck, a school in sweden recently served fish topped with cheese poofs😭

how did ts get approved

[river reef]

these are karts...

[solemn crater]

gokarts are fun

[icy sand]

You'd be financially better off flying a return to London and buying it there

[solemn crater]

my grandpa just called and said i can borrow his car to go places

i think i’ll go to mcdonalds next week

@stark steppe aint that great

[pseudo turret]

are you far from the place?

the resteraunt

[solemn crater]

i’m about an hour away by car

[pseudo turret]

geez man i was gonna say just walk

[solemn crater]

yeah sure, you got some roided up legs i can borrow?

[long heath]

drive to australia

@long prawn we up

[solemn crater]

i’ve actually met an australian once, he spent the whole time roasting me and crashing out

[long heath]

yeah aussies are lowkey crash outs

[solemn crater]

dude i was using a pen on a board and he was like ”IT’S CROOKED YOU FUCKWARD”

it was straight as fuck😭

and he only spoke english and since i had the best english on the workplace i had to be his translator

he was so funny tho

ya’ll know the rapper ”the game”, his pickup line is going viral so i’m trying it out myself. i’ll update if i get any good results

[spring tangle]

What is it?

Red rolls, white ceiling?

[solemn crater]

basically you write like ”D3”

she responds ”what?”

then you respond ”i think i pushed the right button, i’m looking for a snack”

[tall widget]

i'd look at you with disgust and call the police

[spring tangle]

There’s a funny video of “game” where he makes out he’s freestyling but everytime starts with this lyric

[solemn crater]

https://tenor.com/view/racing-motorsports-on-nbc-nascar-on-nbc-fast-race-cars-gif-18116539

[solemn crater]

if i were to ever ask you out then i’d hope duck would realize i’d gone insane and put me in an asylum

[solemn crater]

yeah i’ve seen that😭

[solemn crater]

vroom vroom vroom, i love nascar

actually i tried one pickup line on dating apps which worked surprisingly well ”let’s rejected netflix and chill, how about disney plus and some kisses”

because kiss in swedish rhymes with plus

[spring tangle]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DDSVLbCxnG-/?igsh=eXlzcWt1ZnRldXA2

perfectplug

The game be rockin Kobe’s in that red rolls white ceiling

Follow @perfectplug ↩️

Likes

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[solemn crater]

did it work

[spring tangle]

The way he pretends that he’s having to make something up on the spot

[solemn crater]

it gave me a few snaps, but once i started geeking out about stuff they gradually lost interest

like i’m so opposite my friends, they want to adjust themselves to become family men

while i want a partner who’s interested in a hobby in the sane way i am

[spring tangle]

“Sane” being the operative word there

[solemn crater]

i am very sane, fym

[spring tangle]

Not you

The partner you’re looking for

[solemn crater]

hey don’t bully my hypothetical wife

[solemn crater]

we all have dreams

[spring tangle]

I’ll bully her as much as I want, she’s a bitch

Classless

[solemn crater]

[solemn crater]

okay what the fuck did i ever do to you >:(

[spring tangle]

Aaliyah had a dream, left eye had a dream

[solemn crater]

i have big dreams as well

[spring tangle]

Reach out to Kanye

[solemn crater]

why

[spring tangle]

To bring you your dreams

[solemn crater]

i think kanye would be the last person i’d ask for relationship advice

[spring tangle]

You don’t know the song

[solemn crater]

he’s a pro

[spring tangle]

The youths of today

[solemn crater]

the last person i’d ask is gui

[spring tangle]

Gui has knowledge

Limited knowledge

[solemn crater]

the only knowledge he posses is about dead by daylight

[kind nacelle]

And stinking

[tall widget]

you would be surprised of my relationship knowledge

[solemn crater]

i remember a while ago that gui said it’s surprising that i’m not in a relationship so he’d the last person i’d ask

[tall widget]

because you have a personality and humour

I said this

[solemn crater]

i would be

[tall widget]

you may have really weird food habits but you would be a good partner to someone who doesnt care for that

[solemn crater]

perchance

i do respect that you stand your ground

respectful young man he is

[tall widget]

very respectful young man

[long harness]

did you just call him fat

[solemn crater]

yes

[tall widget]

ill change my opinions when they're worth changing but that one is very much not gonna change 😭

[solemn crater]

mf platypus trying to ruin my reputation

[long harness]

apologies, i meant distinctive body shape

[spring tangle]

Phineas and ferb?

[floral aspen]

HOLY THEYRE BIG

hi eddie

[tall widget]

ya 😭 fatass cats

[solemn crater]

a pie ass

[solemn crater]

honestly my friends and family are pissed at me, cause according to them i could date. i just choose not to

[floral aspen]

hi gui tar

[tall widget]

see

im not wrong

[solemn crater]

makki i’m getting taylors latest album on vinyl!!!!

[floral aspen]

but if you choose not to what’s the issue

[stark steppe]

Bring me with

[floral aspen]

WHAT AN ICON YOU ARE

[kind nacelle]

Hi edward

[stark steppe]

[solemn crater]

but you need a record player

[tall widget]

hello takki

[solemn crater]

hello shadow

[floral aspen]

🤬

[tall widget]

but you like takis

isnt that a good name

[floral aspen]

my friends ate all my takis🤬

[tall widget]

😭

[spring tangle]

You spelt tacky wrong

[kind nacelle]

Takki is a dog from a dutch kids tale

[floral aspen]

is it truly

[solemn crater]

sir/ma’am/them, i have owned a record player since i was like 13

[kind nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/takkie-gif-14875611334729989113

[solemn crater]

you don’t get the reference

[floral aspen]

did i just get called a dog

[kind nacelle]

Yes well takkie is how u spell it

[solemn crater]

https://tenor.com/view/the-record-player-is-inside-of-this-gif-1865362626691922200

[tall widget]

i get the reference

!!!

[floral aspen]

omg this girl annoys me idk why

[tall widget]

i think its that stare

she's so like unaware

[kind nacelle]

[floral aspen]

THE DISLIKE IM CRINE😭

[solemn crater]

is the reference ”the record player is inside the album”?

like you

[solemn crater]

yes

[floral aspen]

hi shadow

[tall widget]

im very aware actually

[kind nacelle]

Hi my tiny friend

[solemn crater]

[floral aspen]

that’s like a crazy person saying they’re not crazy

[tall widget]

you two are very mean

[solemn crater]

i had to make sure, i thought you were just calling me sped

[solemn crater]

i’d never

[kind nacelle]

Eddie how u doing today

[short pelican]

[floral aspen]

zaya i love your banner with my whole heart

[floral aspen]

stop thinking that much ok?

[long prawn]

did you do it?

[long prawn]

did you somewhat fix it

[floral aspen]

that reminded me of i’m doing it are you

[solemn crater]

no

[solemn crater]

i’m doing good, my grandpa called me a few minutes ago and encouraged me to bet

i’ll get that shit replaced

[long prawn]

fuck man

[short pelican]

okayyy

[floral aspen]

BUT YOU JUST SAID OK

[solemn crater]

thanks

which one

[long prawn]

?

[long prawn]

[kind nacelle]

Go and take grandpa to go bet on horse races then

[floral aspen]

do you not know the reference it’s from ginny and georgia

[long prawn]

no

[floral aspen]

oh i will tell you halt

[short pelican]

is this the chat where i can lvl up

[finite onyx]

Yo

[short pelican]

[solemn crater]

i have a vivid memory of us doing it about 10 years ago when he turned 70

[floral aspen]

yo yooo

[kind nacelle]

Make a new memory doing it he 100% will love going together

[woven fog]

Maybe

[kind nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-piesio-omg-pies-jojo-gif-18002828570893840562

[short pelican]

alr

[long heath]

ya 52 levels in now

[tall widget]

hey woah

[long prawn]

wait did you touch your gold eggs

because you need to do it in a specific way

[foggy smelt]

Hi

[floral aspen]

hi zaki

[long heath]

i went to sleep but that sounds horrible

[floral aspen]

hey

[solemn crater]

new keyboard arrived

[long prawn]

lms

[tall widget]

hey

[long prawn]

hey.

[solemn crater]

which one.

[solemn crater]

we have a weekly tradition of going to the liquor store where we talk stocks

[floral aspen]

why’d you say it again

[solemn crater]

answer my question

[tall widget]

hey

[tall widget]

idk why not

[long prawn]

ahhh fuck man

[floral aspen]

i am so sorry for not anwrring in one second the one on your here profile

[long prawn]

this is not a good setup

[tall widget]

the shut your up one

[floral aspen]

omg i love your main profile too

[long heath]

😭 i was impatient and jst sent it

[solemn crater]

wait makki you like taylor swift right?

[long prawn]

😭

[floral aspen]

what a nice banner

[kind nacelle]

Imma buy a pc of ali express

[long prawn]

i shouldve told u a setup

[short pelican]

no

[long prawn]

fire is a bad egg tbh

[solemn crater]

thanks

[long prawn]

usually youll wanna do

3 earth, 2 water, 1 sound

[tall widget]

blah blah blah blah

[woven fog]

Hi Shadow, Logan, Makki, Zaya, normal, lucifa, Gui

[tall widget]

what about me

what the hell

[short pelican]

buy the parts for a pc and u can either build it or pay someone to build it for u @kind nacelle

[solemn crater]

idk

[kind nacelle]

Yes

[tall widget]

thank you

[floral aspen]

hey man… all that time i sat alone you were just honing your powers now i can see it all

[tall widget]

hi mental

[solemn crater]

ali express main board

[solemn crater]

please call the bomb squad before you boot it

[floral aspen]

yeah you’re not getting any energy in a greeting back then

[kind nacelle]

[short pelican]

fr bruh

[solemn crater]

helo

[solemn crater]

goated

[woven fog]

my brain is not processing

[floral aspen]

he’ll🥰

[solemn crater]

hell

[long heath]

i didnt do those cuz idk what the idol egg is and not really sure what easter eggs are

[kind nacelle]

Neither is makkis

[solemn crater]

HI M5NTAL

[floral aspen]

omg i forgot to write in my tower😭

[floral aspen]

how rude

[short pelican]

if ur gonna build it tho make sure u build it without puttin it inside the tower so it runs perfectly, then put it inside the tower

[long prawn]

its ok ill do your second rebirth setup for you but uh

dont rebirth again without telling me before doing it

u need a certain amount of pending to make it worth it

[floral aspen]

yeah listen to mr know it all

[kind nacelle]

[long prawn]

i am literally level 150k

[solemn crater]

wait i had an idea, next time i match with a girl on a dating app, i’ll write ”will you be my NY when Hollywood hates me”

is that brilliant or cringe

[long prawn]

[solemn crater]

do that

[floral aspen]

see if i was told this i would give you the dirtiest look ever

[long prawn]

no

[solemn crater]

yes

[floral aspen]

but it’s ok little man do it!!

[solemn crater]

trust me

the girls will love that

[long prawn]

why

[solemn crater]

[long prawn]

will it pick up lara croft

[tall widget]

eddie i think you just need to not use pickup lines

you're shooting yourself in the foot here

[solemn crater]

i don’t think so

[long prawn]

then it will not work.

[floral aspen]

i’m with you on that one little man

[solemn crater]

well

[solemn crater]

makki told me it’s okay

[tall widget]

i think pickup lines are truly the worst thing anyone could ever use

[solemn crater]

pretty sure lara likes girls so it wouldn’t work either way if he used it

[floral aspen]

yes i’m the best

[tall widget]

no zaya did

[long prawn]

😭

[tall widget]

makki said "go for it" because she pities your terrible pickup lines

[long prawn]

how do you even know that

[floral aspen]

well a pickup line can be nonchalant like hey gir how do you do do you want a cupcake

[tall widget]

alright edp

[long prawn]

[floral aspen]

what does that mean

[solemn crater]

a lot of do

[solemn crater]

😭

[long prawn]

LMFAO

[tall widget]

😭

[kind nacelle]

Ask a girl if they will be the 6 to ur 7

[floral aspen]

what a giggler you are

[solemn crater]

as long as the girl is not 6 or 7

[long prawn]

wait i got this

@floral aspen

[floral aspen]

hey you’re so smart

[floral aspen]

don’t continue

[solemn crater]

thanks

[long prawn]

PLEASEEEE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASEEEEE

[floral aspen]

you said you have lice man

no

[solemn crater]

wait wtf, why is darth vader donda now😭

[long prawn]

no i dodnt

[floral aspen]

yes i have a screenshto

[long prawn]

i did not want darth vader anymore

[tall widget]

thank you to whichever mod freed me

i will not say that word again

[long prawn]

np

[tall widget]

i didnt think it would be censored 😭

[floral aspen]

oh no
gui was silence

[solemn crater]

what word did you say? dm

[long prawn]

oh thats duviet

[long harness]

shouldve been banned imo

[long prawn]

lurking

[tall widget]

as always

[kind nacelle]

Nathan

[solemn crater]

https://tenor.com/view/hell-yeah-somewhere-i-belong-linkin-shark-bear-gif-14296327358382459733

[long prawn]

nathan is a womans name.

[floral aspen]

guithan

[long prawn]

identity revealed

[long prawn]

what gif is this

[floral aspen]

for why

[long prawn]

i want it as banner

[kind nacelle]

In what world is Nathan a female name

[solemn crater]

take everything from the inside

and throw me all away

[solemn crater]

idk

[long prawn]

um

[solemn crater]

that guys a gangster? his real name is gary

[long prawn]

if you insist 💔

[floral aspen]

hey logan

[long prawn]

hi

[floral aspen]

can i be the muhammad ali to your joe frazier

[ivory lark]

[long prawn]

and gary lives at home with both parents

[kind nacelle]

Logan paul?

[floral aspen]

no

[long prawn]

and garys parents have a real good marriage

[solemn crater]

https://open.spotify.com/track/697M5JB8FDIyRXEXgl1pBZ?si=0yZNP2X4Tv-Q_Tj_rO2Yyg

[solemn crater]

https://tenor.com/view/eminem-your-momma-naked-borned-gif-15911529047008814187

[tall widget]

hi hello

[long prawn]

8 mile is a goated movie

[solemn crater]

frfr

[long prawn]

until the sex scene, fucking hell

[kind nacelle]

Hello what is new

[solemn crater]

I SEEAR

😭😭

[floral aspen]

i didn’t even know there was one in there ngl

[solemn crater]

that shit freaked me out

[long prawn]

i watched it w my mom not knowing it was gonna come up

[tall widget]

uh

[long prawn]

and

[tall widget]

i dunno

[long prawn]

my jaw just dropped

[floral aspen]

i think my mommy turned it off when that scene came up

[kind nacelle]

I dont remember that scene i did watch 8 mile tho

[solemn crater]

wasn’t that in the factory

at work

or something

[solemn crater]

yeah, and i think it’s impressive how early on in eminems career that it came out

[tall widget]

no they dont

[kind nacelle]

Also groundpound is making me think tm is in chat

[long prawn]

it was in like

a trailer

[long prawn]

yeah its crazy

[floral aspen]

tee emm we miss you @stark steppe

[long prawn]

yes

[tall widget]

no they dont

[long prawn]

it was scary

[solemn crater]

i only payed like 50% attention

[floral aspen]

good be traumatized

[long prawn]

?

[solemn crater]

we had very different parents, my mom showed me schindlers list when i was like 9😭

[floral aspen]

what’s that

[long prawn]

i lowkey wanna watch it again but not when shes around. idk when that scene will come

[floral aspen]

my dad makes me turn off the tv if there’s too much cussing

idk why because he cusses a lot

[solemn crater]

a steven spielberg movie about the persecution of the jews during WW2

[floral aspen]

that sounds

disturbing

[solemn crater]

watch django unchained

and kill bill

[kind nacelle]

Thats fucking stupid

[long prawn]

why

[floral aspen]

it’s ok little guy🥰

[long prawn]

wanna know something weird about this word

[solemn crater]

it’s a good movie

[solemn crater]

yes

[floral aspen]

that’s 3 words

[kind nacelle]

If u say so tiny girl

[long prawn]

ok this is good enough

[ivory lark]

Well, it is educational at least

[solemn crater]

imo the greatest tarantino movie is one he wrote but didnt direct, ”true romance”

[long prawn]

i think i should say it in dms

[solemn crater]

do

[solemn crater]

the greatest tarantatino movie was kill bill vol. 1

[long prawn]

yes

[solemn crater]

can’t tell me otherwise

[solemn crater]

oh absolutely, not to get too political but i think it was good of my mom to show me that movie

[floral aspen]

my mom and i watched why women kill when i was 7🥰

i didn’t understand why they killed🥰

[solemn crater]

why did they kill

[solemn crater]

the opening line of true romance basically goes ”elvis presley was handsome, i’m not gay, but if i had to fuck a dude it would be elvis”

like true romance is so beautifully insane

why elvis

isn’t he dead

[floral aspen]

hi elvis

[solemn crater]

cause the main character is obessed with him

[solemn crater]

thank you; thank you very much

[floral aspen]

why are you thanking me

[solemn crater]

it’s a famous elvis quote

[floral aspen]

apparently jott

not

[solemn crater]

you do not know ball

[floral aspen]

wait why is it a quote if he’s just saying thank you

that’s like logan saying hello how are you and making it a famous quote

[solemn crater]

because he was a polite southern guy from mississipi

[kind nacelle]

What did u eat for dinner edward

[solemn crater]

food

thanks for asking

[solemn crater]

donuts

[ivory lark]

"."

-sun tzu

[solemn crater]

damn

[kind nacelle]

With sprinkles?

[solemn crater]

dont hijack my moment >:(

[floral aspen]

woah man that’s really deep

[solemn crater]

ofc

that is very deep and reletable

[kind nacelle]

What u eat

[tall widget]

man

😭

[floral aspen]

donut mom

[solemn crater]

what about your car

[solemn crater]

fries

and cucumber salad

[kind nacelle]

Yum

[floral aspen]

what a combo

[solemn crater]

i actually own the art of war, even at 10YO i realized how stupidly superficial it was

[solemn crater]

she’s fine

[floral aspen]

am i seeing a murder scene

[solemn crater]

what is that

[ivory lark]

You're witnessing a turtle I think

[solemn crater]

oh right

[solemn crater]

makki you literally asked for a pic of my turtle😭

but when are we adding that ai emoji

[solemn crater]

yes

[floral aspen]

you replied to car message

that looks like a body bag

[solemn crater]

why do you have a turtle

[solemn crater]

car=cat=pet=turtle

[woven fog]

i think ur seeing things or have the wrong things in your mind

[floral aspen]

hi tennis ball🥰

[woven fog]

hi makki the tennis ball

[ivory lark]

Here's a car

[floral aspen]

no that is you little guy

[solemn crater]

silly carz humor

[floral aspen]

can i drive it plz

omg ew

[ivory lark]

No

[floral aspen]

that was really bad☹️

[tall solar]

Yours?

[solemn crater]

ghost ping

[floral aspen]

hi portland

[tall widget]

ping pong

[solemn crater]

bcs my moms friend couldnt keep it iirc

and this turtle is illegal to buy nowadays so this is limited eeition

who did that

[tall solar]

Hi maki

[floral aspen]

i’m so sorry little guy

[solemn crater]

edition

[tall widget]

limited edition turtle 😭

[ivory lark]

No, it's my brother-in-law's

[solemn crater]

what did you say

[remote quest]

omggg cutenesss overload 💜💜

[tall solar]

Hi autmn

[remote quest]

heyo

[floral aspen]

i said a very ugly text emoticon

[solemn crater]

what emoticon

[kind nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/grandma-sari-gif-14510159

[floral aspen]

it has a 3 in it

[solemn crater]

:3

[tall widget]

:3 is peak wtf

[woven fog]

fr

[remote quest]

https://tenor.com/view/welcome-to-the-wayne-slap-shut-up-gif-22128907

[solemn crater]

not even joking, sweden passed some law banning the purchase of that turtle😭

[kind nacelle]

Hello my friend

[tall widget]

why

[floral aspen]

i don’t even think i said that in 2018 when i would uwu

[kind nacelle]

Ew

[tall widget]

i've been saying :3 pretty consistently for the last 3 years now

my uwu owo phase was like 23/24

[floral aspen]

that’s insane.

that was left in 2019

[tall widget]

let me be 😞

[solemn crater]

ig because most people dont treat them well

[solemn crater]

very happy that i didn’t talk to you in 2024

[tall widget]

EXACTLY

do you remember when I told you that you'd have hated me in 23/24

that was part of why

[floral aspen]

gui would’ve uwu’d

[kind nacelle]

U didnt uwu

[solemn crater]

no

[solemn crater]

remember low tapered fade?

[solemn crater]

i didn’t

[tall widget]

😠

[solemn crater]

idek what i did in 2024

[floral aspen]

oh.

[solemn crater]

tbh

[tall widget]

smell bad

like always

[solemn crater]

no

[floral aspen]

2024 was a blue

blur

but also like the worst year friendship wise

[solemn crater]

i can’t even remember what i ate yesterday

[tall widget]

i think 2024 was my worst year post-covid

[solemn crater]

so pretty much every year is a blur

[woven fog]

2023-2025 i dont remember anything

[solemn crater]

man i’m listening to my favorite band, i miss when they played nearby

[tall widget]

pizza

probably

[kind nacelle]

2024 i was uh surviving

[solemn crater]

idk

[tall widget]

yes you do

[floral aspen]

in 2024 my best friend got mad at me for my head hurting even though i have a migraine disorder☹️

[solemn crater]

surviving without toilet paper

[hasty hazel]

hi zaya mental eddie makki gui and shadow

[kind nacelle]

Hello jj

[woven fog]

HEY JJ how are u

[floral aspen]

hi jujube🥰

[tall widget]

you shouldve hit their head really hard and then told them to shut up about their head hurting

[floral aspen]

that’s not jujube

[kind nacelle]

Why did it ping zaya

[agile sentinel]

what yall do on your 18th bday?

[hasty hazel]

i literally did select all lol

[tall widget]

hello you

[floral aspen]

you’re right man

[hasty hazel]

i hope everyone doing wellll

[woven fog]

bought myself a car

[tall widget]

i did nothing

[solemn crater]

2024 i was working at a factory with a boss that counted my toilet breaks and got my SSN wrong

[solemn crater]

eat pizza

[tall widget]

i dont even remember my 18th birthday

[floral aspen]

hank you so much

[tall widget]

you're not even 18 yet

[kind nacelle]

Wake up get up and go to school like a regular day

[floral aspen]

i’m not ready for the future yet

[agile sentinel]

i wanna do smth special for my birthday next month :/

[solemn crater]

well

[lone dune]

sat at home and played video games i never cared about birthdays

[solemn crater]

2 days

[remote quest]

hii

[tall widget]

twin

[floral aspen]

eat num nums

[hasty hazel]

you whalecome

[floral aspen]

excuse

[kind nacelle]

Hows u and the family

[woven fog]

what is that

[agile sentinel]

tf is a num num

[tall widget]

food

[woven fog]

fr

[solemn crater]

crash a party

[ivory lark]

Think about life

[minor hill]

food

[woven fog]

hey acrylic

[tall widget]

does that mean you're eating pizza in 2 days

[opal sapphire]

Sup yall food lovers

[solemn crater]

yes

[tall widget]

can I have a slice

[floral aspen]

you guys are so how don’t you know what a num num is

[solemn crater]

no

[floral aspen]

hi little guy

[tall widget]

i said its food

[solemn crater]

tf

[tall widget]

am i right

[floral aspen]

yes not you

[agile sentinel]

ive never even been invited to one how tf am i gonna know where one is

[tall widget]

:(

[kind nacelle]

Better not be Hawaiin

[floral aspen]

it’s food

[minor hill]

think about the good old days

[woven fog]

we dont have whatever that is here in the middle east

[minor hill]

what the fuck did u just call me

[remote quest]

we’re good out shopping around today

[floral aspen]

little guy🥰

[solemn crater]

is it an edible?

[floral aspen]

no it’s just a num num

[tall widget]

no its food

[woven fog]

sure does sound like it

[floral aspen]

like mmmm num num

[minor hill]

numnun is food bro

[kind nacelle]

Buy me a lego set

[opal sapphire]

How tall are you?

[minor hill]

who the fuck says numnum tho its nom nom

[floral aspen]

ummm like that tall

[floral aspen]

because nom is more aggressive

[agile sentinel]

wtf is a nom nom

[opal sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/lil-yachty-drake-oprahs-bank-account-meme-laptop-gif-20803826

[minor hill]

FOOD

for the 5th damn time

[kind nacelle]

Hi acrylic

[solemn crater]

well idfk, are you in school?

[minor hill]

hey bro

[agile sentinel]

WHAT KIND SPECIFICALLY GENIUS

[opal sapphire]

I exactly now know how tall you are (no i dont)

[minor hill]

holy shit

this guy

[floral aspen]

you’re ragebaiting so hard

[minor hill]

good food

tasty food

[agile sentinel]

nope finished my 10th grade year in september

[kind nacelle]

The edible type

[minor hill]

nice food

[woven fog]

"nom nom/num num" is what u say referring to good food

[minor hill]

yummy good

[agile sentinel]

what kind of food is it

[woven fog]

im losing braincells

[opal sapphire]

Tf even is the topic here?

I only hear baby sounds

[tall widget]

numnums

i think

[solemn crater]

what y’all’s fav redbull flavor

[tall widget]

none 😠

[remote quest]

i’ll think bout it

[minor hill]

original

[agile sentinel]

i cant stand energy drinks

[kind nacelle]

Dark blue

[opal sapphire]

Ew

Probably that coconut one i tried 4 years ago

[woven fog]

ice vanilla the light blue one (winter edition)

[solemn crater]

valid

[woven fog]

wbu

[lone dune]

redbull one of the worst energy drinks i ever had

[solemn crater]

peak

[solemn crater]

valid

[tall widget]

what about monster

[remote quest]

winter berry 💜

[solemn crater]

i’ve had that one too much

i can’t drink it anymore

[minor hill]

i actually like the cherry one icl

[solemn crater]

just fuck around then, spray graffiti, join a rock band, get wild

[minor hill]

its something different

[solemn crater]

wtf

what color is that

[lone dune]

mid besides the coffee ones
mean bean java monsters are like crack

[opal sapphire]

Gng i rarely ever drink energy btw

Or coffee

[tall widget]

😭

[kind nacelle]

What u out shopping for

[solemn crater]

white is the best flavor

[floral aspen]

i’m hungry

[minor hill]

whats everyones favourite monster then

[opal sapphire]

(Aside latte with 95% milk)

[solemn crater]

can’t tell me otherwise

[floral aspen]

that’s a nice flavour man

[solemn crater]

the one that’s empty

[agile sentinel]

i cant buy spraypaint, walmart asks for ID u gotta be 21, also i cant play an instrument or sing for shit

[tall widget]

ultra rosa/pipeline punch

[solemn crater]

thanks lil man

[minor hill]

I love you

[woven fog]

i personally dont like the taste of coconut, even malibu is hard for me

[ashen girder]

mango loco

[minor hill]

pipeline punch is the best one out there

[solemn crater]

viking berry>>>>>>

[remote quest]

like a light purple if i remember correctly

[tall widget]

when are we putting the wedding on

[kind nacelle]

That new apple flavor is also nice

[minor hill]

now

everyones invited

[solemn crater]

metallic purple

[tall widget]

even eddie? :(

[solemn crater]

or matte

[solemn crater]

so steal it

[woven fog]

imo tastes like medicine

[opal sapphire]

Wtf?

[solemn crater]

wtf

[opal sapphire]

You americans are weird

[floral aspen]

i like the cute ones from super mondyers

[remote quest]

bree mainly and some work shoes for me bc done wore the cushion completely out in mine lol

[solemn crater]

apple?

[tall widget]

you'll eat all the food

[solemn crater]

perchance

[kind nacelle]

Yes fuiji apple

[solemn crater]

isn’t that cherry something

[solemn crater]

i represent all europeans

that white pink one

[opal sapphire]

@solemn crater did you touch the new FN season?

[remote quest]

mango loco

[solemn crater]

no

why would i

[kind nacelle]

Bree is ur daughters name?

[kind nacelle]

No the orange and red one

[opal sapphire]

I represent all dutch people east from Amsterdam xD

[gaunt otter]

@fossil patrol holy

[solemn crater]

no you don’t

[opal sapphire]

Idfk because you challanged me in Fort maybe?

[solemn crater]

you don’t either

[opal sapphire]

Shut up, i'm dutch slightly

[kind nacelle]

@solemn crater

[solemn crater]

that’s not new

[gaunt otter]

Taste dawgshit

[solemn crater]

i made some money betting that oil would rise

winter smh

but that flavor is fucking good with vodka

[kind nacelle]

It came out this year wdym not new

[opal sapphire]

I SEE LIDL

[gaunt otter]

I did too

[solemn crater]

you use BULL/BEAR certificates?

[opal sapphire]

You're weird

[agile sentinel]

why would i do that

[opal sapphire]

Why would you drink Vodka next to energy

[solemn crater]

what

[solemn crater]

you mix it