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Morning
r u getting paid
50 for the first visit
70 for the second visit in the week
damn thats gas money
these cats man
It's about to be milk money and after pay money cause my family be brokie
i looked out our door to see them terrorising this poor little mouse
Imma be Fr it sucks not having a job
so i had to get a box and push the mouse into it so I could move it to a fieldy area
it'll most likely die anyway to a heart attack but I'd much rather that than being smacked around chewed on by cats
7 cats vs 1 mouse?
it was only 1 cat
this time at least
it was lucy
being an evil cow
i could see her flinging it around w/ her mouth
1v1 is fair
not with an enormous hippo like her ðŸ˜
:D
I was reading from bottom to top, so this was interesting with no context
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i love saving those mice but i feel so bad for them knowing that it's more than likely pointless
Why did Lester react to one of my chats ðŸ˜
was it with a 🎉
Yes
that means you levelled up in the server
type !rank and you'll see it (if you have DMs enabled)
Oh yay
gui is up
i am!!
im glad :3

Erm
@tall widget 
hello
Hru
my back still hurts 😔
From?
lifting things improperly
Lift properly
Keeping your back straight is difficult to remember
why is it 2c
whats going on
Lots
Where is mine
hello you
show
hi gui
/joincrew
it's fucking freezing here
they say it's cold from siberia
middle east conflicts, gpu smugglers got caught in china, and this week's episode of us politics
L
not bad
oh wow
Damn
honestly crimson desert is already game of the century
like
some games let you pet the cats and dogs on towns
they let you CARRY THE CAT AROUND
Its always funny when someone says "dead chat" but they arent ready to start a new conversation
dont steal cats
no you did
Anyone know how to mod accounts
What did i miss
chat is so dead
yeah community is dead
time to move on to better pastures
this server breathing its last
just a matter of time
theres like 600k members and the same few people are always here
i know its done
Gui gui hi
hello hello
Can you guys help me LS mission?
!lfg
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Teaaa
is anyone in college majoring in anything interesting
I think mine is little bit special
share ur major
aeronautical maintenance
oh thats cool
ngl i wanna be a pilot but idk what to major in when its time for college
ik a degree isnt necessary to be a pilot but
idk
gp67 is being forced into it lmao
@hard wing where episode 4

What tapping table give eidi
I expect the most from you


idk if ee is interesting but yeah
ee?
electrical engineering
Give
@stark steppe
Edddiiiiie
eid mubarak bro
morning bebe
I'm fighting diabetes final boss
new luke combs album hell yeee
holy sh1t day
Fr

What is that 1 doin there
being nice
holy shonet day
mikko its no longer eid for me

Is it a good thing
no someone died in our family so its funeral day
passed away*
Oh god
yes
My condolenses, are you ok
Today ?
That’s terrible
Eid Mubarak Acrylic
WHAAATTT
Thank you bro Eid Mubarak to u aswell
You2
enjoy that eid buffet
Lmao wtf
Odin perkele
drinking
yes this morning at 9
Trace is my idol
Eid mubarak my g's
Its great waking up and drinking water
@tall solar can you explain what’s going on here?
hell yeah!
Wassup mikko
Should’ve had a tea 
I aint drinking no hot shit when i wake up
Is this chat getting filled by eid mubarak sayings?
karak slaps in the morning
Puss
i believe so
I was the one fasting
not that its a bad thing
We see tomorrow 
I was fasting with you in spirit, I believed in you
You did shit
we will see
U was supporting spurs
Now go eat some stroopwaffels
I’m so confused
I ate some kaasstengels actually
Cheese twist 
hi so confused
Lmao 🤣
HAHAHQHQHAHQHAHAHAHAH
Eat some donuts
eddie is so funny
Funny looking
Even eddie has better taste
Both of those
How about me?
Id rather eat what eddie eats
You don’t like donuts?
man i want some donuts with like raspberry glaze
Now I want donuts
The classic jam in the middle, sugar on outside
Doesnt this look good
nah vanilla in the middle and sugar on the outside is peak
It does look good
It looks like what I deposited in my toilet 10min ago
@solemn crater
What a steak?
😔
it was peak
Yeah I don’t mind custard ones tbf
Tell me a joke, lets see then
Opinion about my breakfast?
needs a cup of coffee
I drank cold milk
Erm i don’t have any on me rn lol
Looks dry
Anyway, where you have been
But can’t beat a ham and cheese toastie
There is butter and cheese
Around just in other servers and playing games
Yeah I used end pieces to get one extra toast
What you call this in english? I used this and imo it makes them too thin
Bro, these were soo good
the edited in toasts
Is it just me or is discord like bugging
We call it "bread grill"
like always
Like it's not realising I've read all the messages in any channels
The stupid white thing is still there
ye it be doing that
Yea that happens
toaster, mayhaps
he’s drunk
Condolences
No a toaster pops the toast out the top
Give eidi
At one time we used turkey slices, cheese and then dipping in chili mayo 🤤
Oh it's a Sandwich Press
I remember my mum adding tuna to it 
Grinding neir automata actually lol
That makes sense
Neir automata? The game?
For like paninis
Paninis have the lines
Yea
And "panini" is just Italian for sandwich
Those aren't used for paninis tho
The ones with lines are
I just been to Italy last week
It’s literally called a panini press 
Where u live
fym so what
Yeah but panini is italian so a panini press is authentic italian
Paninis are
thats how that works
Italian
I need smth like this
nah its to pan a nini
I seen these called toast grills too
or press grills
Yee
Yeah I see those have many names. The ones have lock arent good, makes toasts too thin
Yea, 3-4min and crispy
See we have specific sandwich machines that seal the edges of the sandwich
All I know about Nier is that it's depressing as fuck
Oh for sure I loved it
And that Weight Of the World slaps
Thats putting it lightly
Thats not so good, cant put much between breads
Nier takes you for a rollercoaster ride of emotions, rips your heart out, stomps it into the dirt, shoves it back into your chest and then stabs you trough it
So true
cant believe some people call it mid
You can still be generous, it just pinches down the sides
Oh yeah I also know the main character kinda bad
And then proceed to say "i finished the game in like 15 hours, the ending was pretty lame"
"The ending"
Isn't there like 5 endings
26
I’ve only got like 3? Or something
How much it pinched, the one we had pinched like 1cm per side
Yeah, or then it was too small for our breads. 2 toast at time
or 4 triangles
mmm tosti
Loaf
About as good as a gas station burrito from a warmer could be i guess
Now im hungry 
Hi hungry
weakling
Hello mikko

Lumberjack Larzy
How u doin
listen
Hey Danaë 
Eh , I have been okay . I have my days but im good
. Been busy lately.
or is it spasms
Hello Duckington
Sameeee been busy like helllllla
Ye!?
No hitting women
discord is closin in on me
Give them cake
Yeah i noticed you havent been on like that . I havent really either tho ðŸ˜
Btw gimme that hat

I hope ksi drops new music
Uhh i think NOT
I wish
Why you tryna take my bucket hat
. Get ya own Dior hat
Hey Dananananaë, should I make whiskey and licorice mix
Whiskey mixed with that . Never had but im on the fence of saying yes
Have you ever had licorice?
Nope lol My grandma use to have it tho but never tried it
Here grandparents usually had liquor chocolates or caramels
you mean putting licorice in whiskey?
Yes
strangely enough i think that could work
I have done it with werthers and brain blaster
Hello danaex
Its really good
Omg lol my grandma only had regular old people candy . I had a Vodka cheeseball before . Changed my life
Hello bebe
Vodka cheeseball 🤯
😕
Yeah My mom usually makes it when we have cookouts. Its really good , she made it with Casa Migos the one year
ksi is a revolutionary contemporary musician
no he isnt bro
thick of it

WE ALL loved that song
see you know it
i used to fw his music
Who’s WEE
Nahh 😠That man need to stop it
might listen to beerus just for the memories lowkey
i never watched much of ksi, the only one in the prime gang i watched consistently was mrbeast
but that was before he turned corporate, back when he was recording videos in his room
his content now arent youtube videos, they’re gameshows
I had too cause my shifts were 9:30pm-4:00am then 8:00am-5pm
I knocked tf out

I dont watch any youtubers , i stopped years ago. Mr. Beast was one i did actually like tho .
Easy shifts
Mine is 5:30pm to 3:30am
That sounds horrendous
yeah i cant find any new ones to fill the void, it’s like that genre of amateur youtubers are dead
Not even going to tell you how much I get paid
Whatever I make tends to just go towards shopping or my car I need to lock in again and save up
Fr , even streamers . Alot of streamers on Twitch are annoying 😩. Or maybe im old as hell
Fr
I may go to a race resort 2000 miles away they got karting tracks and atv offloading trails
Sounds fun af
Only annoying part would be the flight, airports are annoying
God damn, only 4hrs between shifts
@solemn crater IM IN THE THICK OF IT
holy cheeseburger
Mcd in church be like
Everybody knows
nah tbh i think streaming services push annoying overstimulating overenergetic streamers on the platform since it’s more likely that kids will watch a streamer consistantly than an adult
You sound like butters off of south park
Nah I want that one in the phot

I make money but I tend to say even tho I want to go to concerts
Yea I either have a month of no shifts, or 45-60 hours a week 0 or 100 lol
theres mcd in church?
Yup

Ive never found kai cenat or speed or xqc or all these ppl fun and or entertaining
chrazy
i’m in the middle of a pepperoni pizza, this is so good
If.. they would sell holy burgers
Congrats on the win
You just like it cause im wearing it
. Im bringing bucket hats back
same
This is so real !
But its with everyone
All these ytbers
Are becoming more of a kid channel
THANK YOU!
I never liked Kai cenat , granted he came a long way but just dont care for him
I don't get how people watch any of those streamers for long periods of time
Why you hatin on my bucket hat
. Bucket Hat Low coming back
larzy here
I can see why they are famous but I don't have 2 hours to watch them goof off in a mansion or play League
i like ur bucket hat :3
I agree its so.. just annoying & they do nothing but sit there & just do dumb stuff
Supp
Neooo
The only time I see a Kai clip is if he is interviewing some celebrity
Thank you
This has been my fav hat since i got it
like i said, it’s most likely kids that are the overrepresentated bulk of their demographic
they have all the time in the world especially nowadays when many parents just place an ipad in front of them to raise the kids for them
Yeah true , i dont watch him but i see clips on instagram periodically
the clip when kevin hart called one of kai’s donors a piece of shit was pretty funny tho
cause he didnt know how the donating system worked
True, but shame it is
Kevin Hart is such a boomer
He is a very traditional celebrity
See i never got this .. Im a parent of 2 & im not saying my kids dont play with electronics but i do have them do other stuff instead of sitting on Youtube or social media . Granted my kids are 6 & 10 so they cant have social media anyway ðŸ˜
Like 50 assistants for everything
/joincrew
yeah exactly, that’s good
but like here, even teachers are on their phones instead of playing with the kids or even supervising them
As a teacher thats crazy
guys i need money can someone help me
If someone asked me whos the funniest ytber or streamer rn i would have no one to say
linkedin is your friend
yea no
okay
Eid Mubarak for the Muslims in chat
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Hi chonky
Hru
not bad not bad, just got some breakfast. How are you?
Chill for once cus of the Muslim celebrations my intern class went from 25 to 10
ayy that's good. 
Me after saying i wouldnt eat more than one slice of pizza ðŸ˜
Yes its relaxing for once
Hi Danaë
Hi
Time to take a nap, cya later
Old man nap
Old man activities
Eid is giving 😩😩
Eid Mubarak!
wow
Why not eat during Pilates

I should , a lady was in here sneaking hot cheetos
My wife made herself a tea and didn’t make me one, proper mugging it
Ducks day ruined
how rude

Hot Cheetos that early in the day??
Shes valid
She don’t even drink tea
whatðŸ˜
Its 6:51 am rn & she eating snacks
WE KNOW YOU WOULD EDDIE
Exactly thats crazy eddie type of behavior
Im leaving now , i have sworn off coffee so orange juice & a breakfast sandwich it is 
I had some flamin hot & sweet Cheetos the other day they were terrible
Weren’t hot and weren’t sweet
Hot & Sweet ?! Sounds like a toilet visit
Duck can u help me remember to look into the school abroad after my internship today please and ty
Have I replaced Siri?
Put a sticky note on ya forehead & call it a day
Yes

I really want to work a year abroad next year
I am gonna try hench why i will look into it
London is next on my adventure list
My mom found a program in curacao
Where?
london is fucking beautiful, highly recommend
South America?
*hence 
Trench
You haven’t asked for permission
I have been but i didnt get to explore last time
Dont get stabbed
What if i get shanked?
i wanna go once more now that i’m an adult and can do whatever
like maybe ride a bicycle through harrods or some shit
Curacao is a caribian island
Ahem clears throat Duckington May i visit the beautiful place you call London ? 
Random place to go work, what field?
Yeah that ain’t happening sorry to burst your bubble
😔
You would get instantly rugby tackled
A year at a school there curacao has been dutch owned for a very long time so most speak dutch and i will try to learn papimense what they speak there
Too
Nice, you looking to be a teacher?
You mean Papiamento 
Papier-mâché?
I am finishing my degree to become a teachers aid this year!
That might be the English naming for the language yes
Nice I salute you 
It’s a dirty job but someone has to do it
Very rewarding
I love it
Thats what she said
My sister is a teacher
Teachers truly dont get enough credit
Ur a teacher???
Yeah
Ooo nice
Just finished with class actually
Yeah they’re seriously underpaid here
The writing on the paper
Knows all
Right but I'm surprised you can recognize it
Oh right then fair enough
The teachers at public schools here are underpaid too but I think the private school teachers get more maybe . One of my kids teachers has a AMG ðŸ˜
Doing alright lol
They're just their own letters
I would be terrified to work at a public school there
and i dont get that at all, it would be so beneficial to give teachers a higher salary and make the profession more attractive to the really qualified ones
like what nation would not want for their population to be skilled and educated in the best way possible
Eh depends on the county , i live in a fairly suburb and not IN philly so the public school are nice . They offer alot for the kids
Thats nice!
My break is over see yall later
cya
It doesnt make a whole lot of sence but for example Nurses here make more than EMTs working in a hospital BUT when i was a private paramedic i made $29 an hour. In certain fields of work people should get paid a higher salary but they dont & its really insane
that’s very strange
Destory a country 's education you destroy the country
Knowing that, you'd think you'd pay your educators
But oh well
Yeah here too , alot of teachers are more focused on making content for instagram than being real teachers. Thats not for all teachers tho
I'm leaving education myself
Switching jobs next month
Because it's just better as a career
Okay that's a new low
That I haven't seen yet
American or?
Yes American
Not surprising then
Alot of it is just bad parents
Thats fair too
There's a lot to gain from having a dumb population 
that’s true
I mean i have kids so im very big on their education & Just in general the educational system
i dont have kids myself but i do want a good education system because i want sweden to keep being a strong country with a lot of technological achievments
Needn't be said
And considering AfD is probably gonna win in Germany, looks like it's working
afd is not winning shit
ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
a bunch of idiots trying to accomplish something and a bunch of even bigger idiots supporting them
alice being a lesbian but trying to deny it is the funniest part
they don’t
they’re gaining votes
but they aren’t close to majority

That always fuckin happens
don’t think so
Every conservative party has to have a closeted gay person for some reason
Bro why are you supporting fucking yourself over
It'll go against one of the rules, but I ain't opposed to hearing about it in a DM
This might be new information, but your average American conservative is unbearably fucking stupid.
Alright
In general
No I know
hi chat
Hello
omg fighter jets flying over
why is @storm sinew so cringe in community
Fair enough 😂
lol
Hey, where I'm from, you have a choice between corrupt conservative homophobes, and younger corrupt conservative homophobes
no
..wat
same here
hi zaya
helo
hi zaya 
It means you don't like gay people
wtf
cute
ahhh
Duality of man right there
ðŸ˜
It is yes
What the helly is this conversation
got me worried for a sec
i wish i knew
He doesn't know what a gay person is apparently @ivory lark
with cousins is crazy ngl
what the fuck is this conversation
@sterile raft FOOKIN BOOYAH
cousins are family...
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why am i reading incest gay homosexual french kissing but people get muted for meowing
I've been trying to figure that out
Very fun very fun
this chat is weird as shit early in the morning
Dude its not even 8 am here
Isnt that illegal
Do I wanna be "🤓"
beaned
Rip

Just skip the mute
We all know he'll do it again lol
Woke up to that btw 
I would like to point out that I think he mentioned he's from the middle east somewhere
that and the guy trying so hard to start an argument in here with some random guy from voice chat
what an idiot ðŸ˜
if i understood him right
That shit fell on deaf ears
he tried to tag him a second time and it didnt go through LMAO
And I've known people from certain cultures that do in fact, marry their cousins
Which is you know, yeah
can we stop with thr incest talk holy shit
Let's talk invest
im glad im not from one of those states further down south
What we buying
Fuh naw
On god
thanks
Isnt everything in the red 
shhh
So anything
...bro I haven't looked and I don't want to
already have it 
Stuff dipped yesterday but i wasnt really looking deep into either ðŸ˜
i only have her from the battle pass
Palantir is going up and so is my moneh 
needs to go harder
i need some discounted stocks
Facts lol
knew i should've bought bitcoin when I was 7 years old
Before summer it will start going up imo (very new investor here)
who knows
frfr
I don't think the military industrial complex is in the red
They're ballin
i love when spotify plays the most banger song radio ever
what im saying. Palantir
Oh hell nah they are chill
invest in militech
The fact its called Palantir is insane, since thats from LOTR, and they're like some.. all seeing stones iirc
Isn't that a bit on the nose
Lmao
Popular target and jump spot is impressive
"oh hell nah they are! Chill!"
"Oh hell nah, they are chill!"
loll
I didn't die once
Firmly stand with the military industrial complex 🫡
clickersssss
I'm going with Kang tao 
I'm being a good countryman by adding to the national debt
As long as it ain't biotechnica
They are some weirdos
good morning community
good morning sora
Good morning sora
Good morning sora
i need wd40 i feel the rusted joints
frr
Ive been trying to sleep on my right side and i caught myself sleeping on my left side today 
the demons flipped you like a burger patty
@sterile raft hooti want join bullying players in turf war with special charge up and aerospray RGs

I have an hour left of work and them im going to bed
It might be awhile, im about to move
Here next month
Oh gawd is that even worse??
yep
Once im moved id like to. If youre still playing snipers I have always wanted a good Anchor player to cover my brazen overextentions
I hate playing anchor
I feel like im not doing it right
I might be free ohhh monday or so if we aren't packing
YIPE
yaoi
yuri
hihi
hallo
Isn't that what you wanted
I demand compensation
Is there a moderator or an admin online at the moment?
!modmail
If you need to contact Moderators or Report a User, please send a Direct Message to @nocturne plank
Requested by: @tall widget
We are moderately
We can be and tend to be around but for privacy we ask users use @nocturne plank
So that it stays between you and the staff rather than....being the servers business lol
I’ve sent to modmail. Well, will send. It’s something that definitely should be handled privately. Thank you.
hi server
why the cat getting packed
Because we ran out of rats to pack
to protect it during transport, you seen how the mailmen handles packages?

Delicious
jets often fly over here when they’re doing drills
@flint sparrow where u live
just yesterday some blackhawks flew over my mom
greece
Good luck bro
isnt greece in nato
They sending jets to Cyprus or smthn
yes
well they did couple of weeks ago
alright then he could maybe possibly hopefully be good
@solemn crater could you buy me gucci
nah but i got red, I got blue, what you want?
The Chanel or Balenciaga, Louis and Vuitton
She know I got the Fendi, Prada when I hit Milan
and ig fighter jets
that’s a cool looking plane
man sammy davis jr is so fucking good
fr
pez dispenser
it's a airborne early warning and control plane
What in the hell is that overly long fuselage
Imagine trying to turn
super tiny air force one ahh
it be circling athens
air force 1/2
True
I checked air radar ooh prolly 12h ago
the thing above is prob the radar
Is that a camera on top?
Like 5k people were watching 5 "no info available" jets in very close proximity over the atlantic, suspiciously all "boeing" branded
a radar prob
it's 30 meters long
This is why I do not do planes
If i designed a plane it would look like a dorito
Or the B-2
Or the b-52
that thing goes to 0.75mach
that's 926kmh
i could outrun it
If i told you a ship can make 22 knots under maximum power we'd be in the same spot here reversed
it's circling back rn
the warthog has a speed of 676kmh so i think so
Like yes almost 600mph is fast but like for military craft, is it?
The a-10 is egregiously slow
dwayne the rock johnson is in fortnite
it's a airborne early warning and control plane
This chat is the best fr
Thats kind of what I thought. Its on the slow end because its a radar plane
hasnt he been in fortnite for a while?
Just the early warning part means it needs to be there first to warn, so maybe it was fast idk
maybe they doing training
Good morning besties!
ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
morning bestie
it landed
AWACS is more of a "radar plane role" rather than a specific craft.
I remember it being the E-2 Hawkeye, but now it is the E3 Sentry
Its just a plane with a fuckin dish
But the Hawkeye!
What a gigachad
we only have that one
A short plane with propellers in the era of jets?
What a chad move
Super maneuverable tail
So this big helipad thing is a radar?
Rotates too!
I've always wondered what that was
I had a toy of this plane as a kid
Never knew what it was lol
Real men get in a fuck propeller craft in the age of missiles
helicopter pad so pilots can get takeaway midair
beluga
What the what
I hate airplanes so much
you could fit alot of bombs in that
I was reading about dry sump oil lubrication on little acrobat planes
Is that a passenger craft or for cargo
No
Cause if they had a normal oil pan they'd be starved in a millisecond lol
Can we pretend that airplane in the nightsky are like shooting stars?
airplanes are cool, i love watching airplanes in the sky
that thing must have crazy torque
Oh yea
That's not even the biggest one
I think that is a mid sized
It has 2 steering wheels
And two people operate it
you work for united?
manchester united
only thing i know about united is that they break guitars
Holy shit there's a peaky blinders movie
fr?
yes
united breaks guitars
💔
?
ðŸ˜
should i worry
Nah I was on a job site there
yes
alright i’m worried, whats the next step
ah, still thats so cool. i have some up close pics from the alaska hangar in seattle if u wanna see
hide
its coming
you have 5 minutes
i’m very comfortable drinking beer rn, so i’ll take whatever comes
It just released on Netflix
Hello lexi
Actually I got a quick question I've been meaning to ask you, because you mentioned you write...

still waiting for the squidies update

Was it stories you write? Or lyrics?
Or both
Both. Lyrics kind of just happen in my head. I have written stories as well. For got to hit send
Ah okay. I've picked up writing lyrics finally again for my music. So I was wondering.
For some reason I struggle with word choice, so I was wanting to ask (of course, within your own time and if you have time) if you'd ever proof-read some of mine, and offer any better word choices.
Not asking to be written for, but; "pushed in the right direction" if you will
happy eid mubarak for all muslims ^^
ChatGPT 
..nope.
Don't even suggest AI to me lol
I only want real human writing
Prob better than some random on the internet
I doubt it.
Shoot. Which one are you
Absolutely! Id love to!
For word matching in lyrics?





