community

[fossil patrol]

Maybe americans

[deft blaze]

oh then just 2

[tall widget]

she's just being a greedy cow and wanted treats

[faint palm]

fair

[tall widget]

she took me to the kitchen

and started meowing at the cupboard with the cat treats

[floral aspen]

how rude don’t call the greedy pig a greedy cow

[deft blaze]

i mean I'm american and I know english and Spanish

[tall widget]

she's a mix between both

[faint palm]

he a spicy american

[floral aspen]

omg

[tall widget]

you still misspelled it btw

[deft blaze]

my spanish kinda sucks because I have an accent but it works lmao

[tall widget]

deodorant not deoderant

[solemn crater]

BUT THATS HOW ITS PRONOUNCED

[tall widget]

too bad

would you spell "pronounced" as pronounsed?

[faint palm]

English doesn't make sense bro

[minor hill]

well that doesnt mean your spanish sucks, just your accent!

[faint palm]

just accept it

[deft blaze]

if you're spelling "odor" as "oder" you're going to confuse the germans

[tall widget]

or

!!!!

[deft blaze]

deorant

[minor hill]

why do people with big ass bags always sit next to me in the train bro put ts above u

[solemn crater]

wait is the ”odor” in deodorant the same ”odor” as ”odor”

i never knew that

[opaque orchid]

Already confused over here its too late

[tall widget]

de-odor-ant

it de-odors you

[solemn crater]

ohh

[minor hill]

lolll wtf thats crazy

i thought it was just some random word

[chrome hawk]

goododerant

[nimble quiver]

yo

[minor hill]

they should make an odorant

[tall widget]

perfume

[deft blaze]

most English words are just the regular words with suffixes and prefixes added to them

[tall widget]

hello you

[solemn crater]

it’s called joining a magic the gathering group

[pliant current]

@nimble quiver, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #ps5｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #ps5｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #ps5｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #ps5｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #ps5｜other-lfg

Requested by: @deft blaze

[chrome hawk]

German is worse in this regard

That’s why they have words that are like 60 letters

[deft blaze]

german is just take every word that describes the object and cram it together

[minor hill]

no no like an odorant that would make us smell really bad

[chrome hawk]

Exactly

[fossil patrol]

Deodorant is a long word, so we say "dödö"

[floral aspen]

is train a train or a bus

[tall widget]

there's that fart spray

I forget what its called

[solemn crater]

do you use that daily

[nimble jay]

Parked porker

[minor hill]

im not sure where schmetterling describes s butterfly

[tall widget]

:(

also red name

scary

I'm so used to seeing your name as pink

[solemn crater]

idk

[deft blaze]

oh nah this one is peak

[minor hill]

hallo

[solemn crater]

grüße

[tall widget]

rule 1!!!!

[minor hill]

wie gehts bro

[fossil patrol]

!rule 1

[faint palm]

They filtered Cyrilc in this bitch 😭

[floral aspen]

guys something bad just happened

[solemn crater]

baba

[tall widget]

did you lose your earbuds

[solemn crater]

that’s it

rule 1

[minor hill]

ugghhhh

fine

seems like this server REALLY hates multiculturalism

[tall widget]

they hate YOU

[solemn crater]

who doesn’t

[faint palm]

It's a personal vendetta

[minor hill]

what the fuck did i do to you poo

[tall widget]

what no I'm not a part of they

[long heath]

i just had to do geo orientations at once most confusing shit ever

[chrome hawk]

nicht gut

[tall widget]

they is everyone else but me

[solemn crater]

well for starters you just called him poo

[minor hill]

rule 1 bro

[tall widget]

retired mod breaking rules ban!!

[violet void]

😶

[tall widget]

gui is poo in his language

for whatever reason

[solemn crater]

oh fair enough

[fossil patrol]

If you use other language, translate it also
Jos käytät toista kieltä, käännä se myös

[faint palm]

where u from acrylic

[floral aspen]

why

[minor hill]

ethnically or nationality

[faint palm]

both

[deft blaze]

the worst offender of this is the FlaRakRad mobile SPAA/SAM truck, because in english we'd just call it an AA truck, but in german its name is: Flugabwehrraketensystem Roland auf Radkraftfahrzeug

[minor hill]

kurdish living in the netherlands

[tall widget]

blah blah blah blah

[minor hill]

born n raised in the netherlands

[faint palm]

Kurdish

Iirc is that in the Georgian area?

[solemn crater]

amsterdam

[faint palm]

Or am I misremembering

[minor hill]

ehhhhhh more down south

zagros mountains

[deft blaze]

the other georgians mentioned

[minor hill]

iraq iran syria turkey

[floral aspen]

MY PHONE I COULDNT FIND IT

[faint palm]

Oh okay

[floral aspen]

i found it don’t worry

[minor hill]

also bit more down south but hey not that far from amsterdam!

[tall widget]

maybe your cat stole it

[solemn crater]

i was freaking out

[faint palm]

I am a proud Balkanian (I long for death)

[floral aspen]

it was in my pocket

[floral aspen]

it’s ok don’t be scared anymore

[minor hill]

hell yeah bro

[tall widget]

you are so smart

😭

[deft blaze]

so if I scare you, you'll fracture into 4 mini comrades and have a civil war?

[solemn crater]

i wasn’t scared

only freaking out

[chrome hawk]

💀

[faint palm]

Lore accurate Balkan nation

[floral aspen]

oh no

don’t freak out anymore

[minor hill]

i can’t wait to be home and sleep bro

[floral aspen]

thank you

[solemn crater]

fr

idk what to build in minecraft

either a bridge

or a nascar track

[deft blaze]

how is life in the balkans tho out of curiosity

[tall widget]

build a mcdonalds

and then show eddie

[solemn crater]

nascar track

[minor hill]

build a nascar track w ice

[solemn crater]

no

[faint palm]

I'm more surprised to see an american know what the balkans are tbh

[viral rover]

i’m goin to mcdonalds rn

[tall widget]

why not

[viral rover]

quarter pounder baby

[solemn crater]

great

[viral rover]

😍😍😍😍

[solemn crater]

hell yeah

none of my friends knew nascar

[solemn crater]

go to nascar next

[deft blaze]

georgia's public education is better than most of the other states

[ashen silo]

can someone help, i did the free hsw upgrade by selling a car and it said i got the discount but when i go apply it its not there and its just the normal price

[viral rover]

i did already

😎😎

[faint palm]

Depends which country, I'm from Bosnia which is 7 shades of fucked, moved to Slovenia and it's actually a functioning country

[viral rover]

i went to daytona

[deft blaze]

[solemn crater]

#gta-questions

[hasty hazel]

guys tmw is eid

[faint palm]

The language in Slovenia is fucked but other than that, it works

[solemn crater]

i drive the daytona and i tinted the windows

[deft blaze]

bosnia is not a name i have heard in a while ngl

[solemn crater]

get the reference

[deft blaze]

i kinda forgot bosnia existed

[faint palm]

For the better probably

Wish I could

[tall widget]

look at that fatty

[floral aspen]

guys i’m suffering

[ashen silo]

why

[tall widget]

hi suffering

[faint palm]

how the fuck are you meant to pronounce

nahrbtnik

[viral rover]

pick up normal and take him to mcdonads

mcdonalds

[floral aspen]

idk what size sweatpants to buy because idk if i want them to be bigger or the right size

[tall widget]

bigger always

[solemn crater]

with your mouth

[tall widget]

baggy sweatpants are the best

[solemn crater]

most likely

[ashen silo]

yes

[deft blaze]

"nair-beat-nik" ?

[floral aspen]

nahrodrick

[faint palm]

not even close

[floral aspen]

but they’re for my school
uniform

[viral rover]

i have like 5 pairs of sweats all tight

[kind coral]

nah-bhrrt-nik

[viral rover]

i need bigger ones

[solemn crater]

nah it’s awful to move in baggy sweatpants

[floral aspen]

who wears tight sweatpants

[tall widget]

and

[faint palm]

nah - her - b - t - nick

[floral aspen]

i always have to wear athletic shorts under

[viral rover]

https://tenor.com/view/you-already-know-the-office-dwight-gif-16954116657958104662

[deft blaze]

[floral aspen]

ughhh idk

should i just buy two pairs

[faint palm]

It sucks

[tall widget]

buy baggy sweatpants

[tall widget]

two baggy pairs

yes

[viral rover]

Grey sweat life

[wind crater]

give em them cevapis

[chrome hawk]

[floral aspen]

my other pair of sweatpants for my uniform are baggy

[viral rover]

The what??

[faint palm]

Ayyy he remembers

[tall widget]

yes so then you'll have 3 pairs

[hasty hazel]

omar

[faint palm]

Just had some actually

@wind crater Question, since you're saudi

why do oman and yemen exist

[hasty hazel]

wym

[wind crater]

oman doesnt exist

not a real place

[hasty hazel]

are u saying it should be one nation smh

[thorny whale]

smartest person ever.

[faint palm]

Bro its a valid question

[hasty hazel]

then what is it

[faint palm]

It's like Luxembourg

why does it exist

[wind crater]

but yea idk what ur asking

they are culturally different

[deft blaze]

omar i feel like you're the president of that one country thats just an oil rig in the middle of an ocean

[wind crater]

ahahahahaha

[deft blaze]

sealand or something

you gotta be the president of somewhere

[chrome hawk]

He’s obama

[wind crater]

but why

what gives off president vibes

[deft blaze]

i mean like Had said, you are obama

[fluid cliff]

@floral aspen u said it isn’t raining hard right?

[vague helm]

the suit prob, too fancy to not be a president

[floral aspen]

yes

[deft blaze]

exactly

[floral aspen]

wall in community guys it’s an anomaly

[faint palm]

Georgia seems like an alright place to live, one of the better us states

Compared to the rest

[vague helm]

Im playing fortnite, its so fun and Im having my own team-mates yell in my ear

[floral aspen]

i have opps in georgia

[wind crater]

i thought you were gonna say "one of the better caucaus countries"

[deft blaze]

its the only southern state (other than kentucky) that I can recommend

[stark steppe]

@solemn crater do you have ketchup for me to put on my spaghetti

[floral aspen]

is it really so fun

[faint palm]

fuck no they're cooked

[deft blaze]

all the others suck in some way

[floral aspen]

what character are you playing as @vague helm

[wind crater]

i really wanan go side quest there

[fluid cliff]

come to dms

[faint palm]

Yeah that seems legit

[vague helm]

Rogue agent right now, I posted a clip in #other-games just now

[faint palm]

that sounds cool

[elder swan]

Yemen is one of the oldest countries ever, has alot of history, they are the first arabs too

[deft blaze]

hit up blue ridge or Savanna, both got lots of tourist stuff

atlanta is a cesspool

would not recommend lmao

[wind crater]

no

i mean

[deft blaze]

oh you mean georgia not georgia

damn

[faint palm]

one day

[elder swan]

Iq 500

[faint palm]

Omar will come to Slovenia

[solemn crater]

i have ketchup, carolina reaper sauce, and jack daniels bbq

[tall widget]

jack daniels bbq??

[wind crater]

ive been

[solemn crater]

official product

[tall widget]

wtf

[solemn crater]

it’s super good

[tall widget]

dude I'll have to buy my dad that at some point just to see if he likes it 😭

how much was it

[solemn crater]

like 10$ maybe

they also have sweet&spicey and honey mustard bbq sauce

[vague helm]

I see people with those pre-jack daniel meals quite often, there is SO many products around it that are strange, like Sushi and cake for instance

[tall widget]

oh wow I can actually buy it for £5

thats cheap

[faint palm]

:(

[solemn crater]

nice

[tall widget]

does it taste like jack daniels???

[solemn crater]

kinda

[wind crater]

u werent there

smh

[tall widget]

maybe I'll get it as a part of a gift for fathers day

like a weird-ass selections box of jack daniels stuff

[solemn crater]

that sounds fucking awesome

[tall widget]

wouldn't be the weirdest gift he's gotten either 😭 some of the shit his sister gets him omg

I can't remember what any of it is but she's always making him homemade sauces and jams from farm animals

[solemn crater]

😭

[tall widget]

safe to say I have never tried any of that and never will

the name of it alone scares me

[tall widget]

oh I don't think this is a british thing

this is a her thing

her gifts are crazy random

[chrome hawk]

Lmao

[dusty ivy]

Balkans are super into homemade shit

Like jams

Sauces

We grow our own stuff tbf

[solemn crater]

so annoying that my mom is away, food doesnt magically appear in the fridge anymore

[tall widget]

you sound like my older brother

at that point he'd just order himself takeaway every night

[solemn crater]

okay i’m not that bad😭

[tall widget]

ngl he does that regardless

[solemn crater]

i’m making some grilled cheese rn

[tall widget]

make me one please

[solemn crater]

sure, meatballs on that?

[copper epoch]

No

[solemn crater]

but it’s so good

[tall widget]

thats.. a really weird combo but sounds oddly good

[faint palm]

I live here 24/7 now

[copper epoch]

but it isnt correct

[dusty ivy]

With grilled cheese?

[tall widget]

my ear is itchy

[fast lagoon]

can i join big crew making own session.. with good reputation no killings and destroying goods 🫰

[dusty ivy]

Meatballs and grilled cheese are a weird pairing

[dusty ivy]

Hell nah

[tall widget]

this is a non-gta channel :3

[fast lagoon]

oops sorry

[tall widget]

i forgive you

[solemn crater]

this is just an unconventional cheeseburger if you think about it

[tall widget]

okay meatballs in the grilled cheese was not what I was thinking

I thought you meant on top

[dusty ivy]

Is that plain bread

[solemn crater]

fiber

[dusty ivy]

Not even toast

Or any sauces on it

What the helly manne

[solemn crater]

i’m putting it like that in the waffle iron

[long heath]

because there were two people that completed the driving test and both showed up for orientation at same time

both were asking mad questions

[floral aspen]

guys what’s a good cat food for cat to gain weight

[floral aspen]

that is not good

[solemn crater]

tuna

[floral aspen]

HI BABY KEEM

[floral aspen]

she doesn’t like that stuff

she won’t eat wet food

[solemn crater]

how tf is a cat picky

[tall widget]

a lot of cats are

[floral aspen]

idk

[tall widget]

and tuna isnt a good long-term food for cats

[tall widget]

iirc it can cause mercury poisoning

if given too much tuna

[warm ivy]

my son bought me a pizza today how cute

[solemn crater]

dats not good

[warm ivy]

why not ?

[tall widget]

try uhhh

[solemn crater]

i was talking about the cat stuff

[tall widget]

a liver mousse combo

[warm ivy]

what cat stuff ?

[tall widget]

or if she reallyyy doesn't like wet food like refuses any of it at all there are certain dry food brands that are specific for long-term food plans for cats

my cat is on that because he's a picky fuck and can't make his mind up on what he likes

but the only consistent thing I've found him eating is those biscuits

[long heath]

ya i handled it fine though was just off putting

[dusky grove]

honestly, id eat that looks good late night

[floral aspen]

she was the runt so she’s small so idk if that’s why but she doesn’t gain weight

[tall widget]

do you know how much she weighs

[floral aspen]

no

she’s just small

[tall widget]

send a picture of her you can usually tell by how far her sides stick out or how far her belly drops down(?)

almost like a dog

[tall widget]

like whether she's a healthy weight etc

if she's not gaining weight but is at a healthy weight then she's probably just maintaining herself well

[solemn crater]

it’s fire (apart from the full fibre bread, i prefer regular white bread)

[floral aspen]

i will when i’m home but for reference how far down shown it be

[dusky grove]

toast the bread in an air fryer

like with the contents too

[copper epoch]

are you arlgiht?

[dusky grove]

hot molten cheese

[tall widget]

look at veterinary clinic websites, some have pictures of it

[fossil patrol]

No meatballs but "knack korv" and cheese :p

[tall widget]

@floral aspen you can also attempt to weigh your cat on your own scale we've had to do that a few times 😭

[fossil patrol]

Thats how I weigh logs to burn

My weight is like 68-69kg and I put logs to basket until the weight is 75-79kg

[hasty hazel]

oh u weigh same as me

[fossil patrol]

Twins

[hasty hazel]

real

[vague helm]

Hear me out on this one, a giant pretzel twist + molten cheese to go with it

[mighty raft]

back to work now

[tall widget]

dude some fucking enderman has been taking apart my place what the hell 😭

[dusky grove]

then kill it

[tepid tree]

He wants beating

[solemn crater]

good

[solemn crater]

Hi Makkanadian

[flint sparrow]

it's chicken nugs time

[unborn quest]

[long heath]

O_o

[fluid cliff]

💀

[copper epoch]

Excellent

[copper epoch]

Hello
I am the new uhh carpetnder

[floral aspen]

ILL TRY😭

[mighty raft]

invincible Wednesdays and jjk Thursdays pretty good year for tv shows

hello maki maki

[pliant current]

@ashen silo, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #pc-e｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #pc-e｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #pc-e｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #pc-e｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #pc-e｜other-lfg

Requested by: @unborn quest

[jagged ridge]

[jagged ridge]

i remember my dsp changed their attitude towards me

because i was trying to outsmart them

theyre like "ohh those shorts are too short" cause i was wearing short shorts

and im a guy and they were just weirded out by it

but the women on the team were allowed to do that

because amazon said as long as the pants are black theyre fine

so cool

so my dsp owner still said that i personally have to wear amazon pants

no matter what

but her favorite drivers would wear light colored jeans, come in dripped out etc

so i pointed out discrimination

and people were like "omg shh you wil get in trouble"

the worst system ive ever seen

[modern pine]

Sounds like she was jealous of how good your legs look

[jagged ridge]

lmfaooo bruh.. low key sometimes i think that

because they hired me around winter time

so they never saw my cute summer delivery outfit

[modern pine]

She was like "this bitch got legs for days, not on my watch!"

[jagged ridge]

half the squad stopped talking to me ever since i openly wore short shorts and looked more femme

[jagged ridge]

essentially yeah

[modern pine]

Jealousy

[jagged ridge]

im milking this unemployment but like.. its not right what they did to me imo

[jagged ridge]

hatred and discrimation too

its so funny tho seeing these dsp owners

literally theres actuall laws against some of this stuff

but they pick and choose who they will enforce certain rules against

[vestal raft]

hi!!!! @modern pine

[unborn quest]

Back

[stoic lichen]

@vapid nacelle

[modern pine]

Hello

[solemn crater]

ugh i hate handwashing dishes

feeling like cinderella

[pliant current]

@lament perch, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #pc-l｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #pc-l｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #pc-l｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #pc-l｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #pc-l｜other-lfg

Requested by: @solemn crater

[stark steppe]

@solemn crater should i put nutella on my spaghetti?

[solemn crater]

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK KINDA QUESTION IS THAT

[stark steppe]

IKR I SHOULD DO IT

[solemn crater]

no.

[stark steppe]

Your soup sucks

[solemn crater]

look at my cool candy

[mighty raft]

Did you meet Bonnie yet

[stark steppe]

Disgusting

[solemn crater]

:(

[stoic lichen]

you mean the woman who deserved john marston more than his own wife did? yeah

[solemn crater]

it’s actually pretty good

[kind nacelle]

Hi chat

[solemn crater]

hello shadow

[kind nacelle]

Hi ed

Hru

[kind nacelle]

WHAT

[stoic lichen]

i know a guy who put nutella on his steak

[kind nacelle]

Did he lose a bet?

Otherwise i hope he goes to jail

[stoic lichen]

no, he's just a fucking freak who eats weird shit just because

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1069181156647522314/1075777096066023484/Steak.gif

[kind nacelle]

Ewwww

[stoic lichen]

he put boba balls in a can of monster once too

[kind nacelle]

Please tell me the restaurant banned him from eating there ever again

[stoic lichen]

made him sick

[solemn crater]

i’m good, just resting

[upper token]

I COOKING

[solemn crater]

what are you cooking

[solemn crater]

ewww

[upper token]

crinkle cut fries

[solemn crater]

nice

[stoic lichen]

i had some of those idaho farms fries earlier

[kind nacelle]

Long day?

[grand torrent]

wat

[warm ivy]

guys

listen

@solemn crater listen

[grand torrent]

👂

[warm ivy]

have yall ever given an exam having not studied for it at all and still come out with better marks than most of the class ?

[solemn crater]

yes, i have been in an intense war with the dishwasher

[solemn crater]

yes

[warm ivy]

was it college days

[solemn crater]

no

[warm ivy]

which subject was it then

[solemn crater]

english

[warm ivy]

bruh

im talking real subjects

[solemn crater]

then fucking say that😭

[warm ivy]

stuff like math and science

[tall widget]

is english not a real subject what

[warm ivy]

engineering

that sort of thing

[tall widget]

no!

[warm ivy]

not fucking phony ass How do you do madam english

[solemn crater]

!rule 10

[pliant current]

GTA Online Discord - Rule 10

Advertising, begging and trading are prohibited. Exceptions apply to trading of strictly in-game GTA content or services (e.g., "Help me sell crates and I will help you with your heists").

Requested by

@buoyant axle

[warm ivy]

cock a doodle shit

[gaunt otter]

Broke

[solemn crater]

no, get a job pal

[tall steeple]

@ivory lark

[gaunt otter]

Games literally 10$

[tall steeple]

[gaunt otter]

😭

[solemn crater]

i would rather donate my money to jeff bezos than buy anything for you

[tall widget]

guys I need uhhh

[upper vale]

Bro why u begging

[gaunt otter]

Say please

[tall widget]

30 chests per space and I have another 10 spaces to make

[gaunt otter]

Good boy

[tall widget]

so thats 300 chests ya how many logs is that

600 logs ty guys

[solemn crater]

yw

[gaunt otter]

np

[tall widget]

oh actually I already have 24 chests

so thats 276 chests I need

[gaunt otter]

2-3 years dagestan and forget for you @analog grove

[tall widget]

instead I need 552 logs

[gaunt otter]

What you building

[tall widget]

lots and lots of storage

30 chests each for each category, 18 total categories

[gaunt otter]

irl?

[tall widget]

atm I'm at 8 categories built but I'll be rearranging them after I built the other 10 categories

[tall widget]

no 😭

[gaunt otter]

Minecraft

[tall widget]

yes

[gaunt otter]

Nice 🙂

[tall widget]

what is 552/64

like 8 and a half

[gaunt otter]

8.625

[tall widget]

yeah

okay so I'll get 9 stacks of logs

[gaunt otter]

Yeah

What are you going to store in the storage?

[tall steeple]

Thx Chonkers

[ashen girder]

was duv

[tiny atlas]

np

[ashen girder]

yw

[tall steeple]

Oh, important thing is staff working as a team to get it solved

[tiny atlas]

chat am i cooked

what on earth is that

[gaunt otter]

Oh food!

Eat or

[tall widget]

natural blocks, wood blocks, mob drops, food, underground-related blocks, decoration, weapons, tools, valuables (like coal etc), brewery area, nether-related blocks, end-related blocks, redstone, enchanted books, random special shit (like music discs/end dragons/skulls), a trash section where I can't sort anything else into and then I'll have two more sections leftover for when I figure out what to do with that trash

[gaunt otter]

it

[tall steeple]

Can't tell if it's close up or far away

[solemn crater]

cockroach with wings?

[tiny atlas]

it's inside

[gaunt otter]

mhm

[tiny atlas]

i believe they call this creature a yellowjacket

[tall steeple]

Why don't you go over there and try it

[gaunt otter]

Kill it with a flugsmättare

[tall steeple]

Is it yellow and black

[solemn crater]

oh a yellowjacket, nah you’ll be fine

[tiny atlas]

its enormous 😢

[gaunt otter]

Take close pick

It won't bite

[tall steeple]

I think a lot of times people go wasps, yellow jackets because I think they are either very similar or the same. I don't know if they are

I'm guessing it's above freezing though if they're out

[solemn crater]

surely it’s called a flugsmällare

[gaunt otter]

yes

no

Smättare

[solemn crater]

yes

no

smällare

[gaunt otter]

naaaa

[solemn crater]

yes

i am correct here

[gaunt otter]

smällare is rockets

[tiny atlas]

it is pretty cold outside

[solemn crater]

no but like it makes a smäll when you smack it

[gaunt otter]

"läx on the mäck ahh"

[solemn crater]

😭

[warm ivy]

even policymakers say it

[gaunt otter]

It's 6 degrees here and not windy

[tall widget]

i feel like english would be a pretty important subject for non-english speaking countries at least

[tall steeple]

Is it near or below freezing?

[gaunt otter]

i can smell summer around the corner

[warm ivy]

true

[tall steeple]

That's freezing

[tiny atlas]

no

[gaunt otter]

nooo

[solemn crater]

fr, i wouldnt be able to do shit without english

[warm ivy]

but english is easy

[gaunt otter]

-20 is freezing

[warm ivy]

so easy

[tiny atlas]

it's like 9 here, but it's been raining for three days straight

[tall steeple]

That sounds like it's freezing out

[gaunt otter]

do you work inside or outside

[tiny atlas]

if it's raining it's quite literally not freezing

i am inside

[tall steeple]

It would help to know that you're talking about Celsius

[urban barn]

Hi

[tall steeple]

What season is it for you? @tiny atlas

[gaunt otter]

I beg for no more snow now

it's literally gone

[solemn crater]

same

[violet void]

I want snow

[solemn crater]

i wish it was june/july year round

[ivory lark]

Me was prayin

[tall steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/winter-is-here-snow-storm-blizzard-cold-gif-11344808256413774941

[violet void]

Yes

[upper token]

Amogus

[gaunt otter]

@solemn crater can't wait for them summer days at 4am where it's bright outside and it's not hot or cold outside

[solemn crater]

yess

[gaunt otter]

holy i want them days noww

[solemn crater]

i’m not a believer but winter is proof of the devil if i’ve ever seen one

[gaunt otter]

I only like winter cause i get to ride snowmobiles

fun

[solemn crater]

alright thats pretty fun

[spring tangle]

Afternoon community

[tall steeple]

Ah, And I was praying for their removal and it happened. (Via Modmail)

[tall steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/sixers-hip-hop-snow-blowing-76ers-nba-gif-3688108156725440727

[violet void]

Lol

[spring tangle]

Got to love these out of city petrol prices

[tall steeple]

Wonder what that would be to convert it to gallons and stuff

[spring tangle]

3.75 litres to the gallon

Or .785

[tall steeple]

Which currency is it?

[spring tangle]

£

[tall steeple]

Basically UK currency

[spring tangle]

Exactly uk currency lol

Pounds

Sterling

Coins of the realm

[tall steeple]

That's over $200 for 1 litre and that's before converting it to gallons

[spring tangle]

Your math ain’t mathing

Or you missed a decimal

200$ would be a bit strong

[tall steeple]

158.9 pounds= $211.33 USD

[tall widget]

thats not 158.9 pounds

[solemn crater]

fish and chip time

[tall widget]

thats 158.9 pence

[spring tangle]

It’s £1.58 lol

[tall widget]

^^

[tall steeple]

I don't see a decimal after the one in pence per liter I only see it between the eight and nine

[stark steppe]

@solemn crater dry spaghetti with feta time

[spring tangle]

That’s because it’s in pence so don’t need a decimal

100 pence is £1

[tall steeple]

Isn't it the same thing

[solemn crater]

hell yeah

[spring tangle]

No

[stark steppe]

Tomorrow i can eat whatever

Im gonna binge

So fucking

Hard

Its

[spring tangle]

That’s like saying cents are the same as dollars

[stark steppe]

Crazy

[stark steppe]

They are

[tall steeple]

Sounds over complicated

[spring tangle]

Put a burger on top of a pizza and eat that

How is it complicated

[stark steppe]

Sure

[spring tangle]

The machine is displayed in pence/cents

[tall steeple]

Because cents go into a dollar, pence doesn't make any sense

[spring tangle]

100 pence is a pound

How doesn’t that make sense

[stark steppe]

Fuck pounds

[tall steeple]

You can't have more than $0.99 cents before it becomes a dollar

[stark steppe]

Euros>

[spring tangle]

And it’s the same

[tall steeple]

Then why would it say pence instead of pound if it's over .99

[spring tangle]

But you could still call $2 200 cents if you wanted

Because fuel increases in pence

[stark steppe]

Idk what u guys arguing abt but im always on jdog his side

[spring tangle]

It’s not an argument

I’m explaining the rationale behind the display

[stark steppe]

🆗

[tall steeple]

1.5 British pounds is about 2.1 US dollars

[twilit dawn]

i think you suck duck

[tall steeple]

Which is actually a bit cheaper than gas in the US as far as I know currently depending on the area

[tall widget]

thats not very kind

[twilit dawn]

u js a biig mean boi

[twilit dawn]

shhh iiit is

[tall steeple]

@spring tangle Seems like you might be decent price

I think it's a little bit more than that in the US and that's not including California

[spring tangle]

That’s premium fuel the regular is about 1.30/40

[twilit dawn]

no its 2

[inner pasture]

per liter, not per gallon like the us

1 gallon is about 4 liters

[tall widget]

hello maccas

have you weighed the fatty

[floral aspen]

NO

BUT GUESS WHAY I GOT

[tall widget]

uhm

mcdonalds?

[robust oracle]

Ain't a fatty a smoke 🚬

[tall widget]

orrr

caramel crunch frappe

[floral aspen]

NO CHOCLATE MILK AND TAKIS

[tall widget]

😭😭

you truly have the brain of a 4 year old

[floral aspen]

no🤬

[tall widget]

you do

[floral aspen]

i love me some chocolate milk

[tall widget]

but takis are so fucking good

I miss takis

[solemn crater]

that’s the worst combo i’ve heard

[floral aspen]

not combo

not at once

[solemn crater]

oh good

[floral aspen]

omg i also got dragonfruit vitamin water

hi gui

hi eddie

[tall widget]

hello you

[floral aspen]

hi tee emm

hi jdog

[solemn crater]

i like to buy those half gallons of chocolate milk and chug them

[tall widget]

can we filter that picture

please

[tall steeple]

Ik. I think in California gas is probably somewhere around between $5 and $6 if not more per gallon

[floral aspen]

wait i’m not taking nothing from ketchup and rice guy

[solemn crater]

that was a good meal

[floral aspen]

i wanted to forget this existed

why did you do that to us

[stark steppe]

Have you had it ever since

[solemn crater]

a few times yes

[tall steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-puppy-cute-puppy-puppy-dance-adorable-gif-12449937729095510856

[solemn crater]

i can have it tomorrow as well so you can have an updated picture

[stark steppe]

OMG YES

[tall steeple]

Welcome Back @floral aspen

[floral aspen]

it looks like if you grinded up a rotisserie chicken with some potatoes

[floral aspen]

thank GOODNESS

[stark steppe]

@solemn crater

[solemn crater]

dont be mean to my soup

[tall steeple]

Almost looks like brown sugar

[floral aspen]

SOUP SHOULDNT BE THICK LIKE THAT

YOU CAN EAT IT WITH A FORK

[stark steppe]

😉

[solemn crater]

well supposedly you should mix that with water but ion do allat

[floral aspen]

that’s insanity eddie

[spring tangle]

No that’s normal

[stark steppe]

Not funny

[floral aspen]

idk man i kinda giggled

[stark steppe]

SAME

IT WAS JOKESSS

[floral aspen]

TWINS

[stark steppe]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[tall widget]

eddie

[tall steeple]

[tall widget]

wtf

[spring tangle]

#starboard message
this is though

[floral aspen]

omg this is ragebait my music is playing but the tab is closed

[spring tangle]

Oh you can’t see

[fossil patrol]

Evening

[tall steeple]

checks clock

[stark steppe]

Oh my god

[fossil patrol]

7.30 pm

[spring tangle]

[tall widget]

that is not real no way

[fossil patrol]

[tall widget]

eddie

😭

[solemn crater]

yes

[tall steeple]

How's the future

[fossil patrol]

Very good

[floral aspen]

eddie…

[tall widget]

why in fucks name are you pairing doritos with steak and ketchup

[solemn crater]

whats wrong with it

[tall widget]

what is wrong with you 😭😭

[floral aspen]

hi mickey

[fossil patrol]

hi mackey

[solemn crater]

try it

[tall widget]

NO

[spring tangle]

Ketchup with a steak is sacrilegious

[stark steppe]

@solemn crater was this good?

[solemn crater]

yes

[stark steppe]

What even is that

Mashed potatoes?

[floral aspen]

I REMEMBER THIS😭

[fossil patrol]

2 things in this pic are good, whiskey and doritos

[solemn crater]

sausage, mashed potato with ketchup and margarine

[tall widget]

that looks like ice cream and a hotdog wtf

[tall widget]

THAT IS NOT MASHED POTATO

[floral aspen]

why is the sausage shedding

[solemn crater]

guys should i release a cookbook

[floral aspen]

NO

[stark steppe]

OMG YES

[floral aspen]

NO

[fossil patrol]

eddie the sheddie

[solemn crater]

thx TM

[stark steppe]

IN ALL THE DOLLAR STORES

[floral aspen]

WHAT ARE TJESE COMBOS

[floral aspen]

[spring tangle]

It’s not the cooking that’s the issue

It’s what comes after

[floral aspen]

it’s the recipes man

what even is this

[stark steppe]

Well that steak

Looks like its been cooked in the microwave

[floral aspen]

don’t let gordon ramsay see you twin

[floral aspen]

IT LOOKS FLOPPY AND RUBBERY😭

[fossil patrol]

Why we are bullying eddie.. he likes it and he makes it for himself, let him eat

[solemn crater]

i think he would be very impressed

[tall widget]

but then he shows us it

and thats the problem

[floral aspen]

with who? himself?

[fossil patrol]

Well.. thats.. the wrong part yes

[stark steppe]

@solemn crater ehat is that

[floral aspen]

wait genuinely what is this

[tall widget]

that looks like potatoes and stuffing with gravy

or is that a burger i cant tell

its a burger or stuffing

[stark steppe]

Whole potatoes

[solemn crater]

i have no idea

[stark steppe]

😭

[open parcel]

Moving sucks we have so much shit

[floral aspen]

why

get rid of it

[tall widget]

😭😭 that was your meal what do you mean you dont know

[open parcel]

1br with 3 people

[tall widget]

the piggy is sleeping on my bed

[floral aspen]

HOLY

[fossil patrol]

The best part of moving, you find stuff you didnt know you own, and you get rid of shit

[floral aspen]

is it cas or lucy

[tall widget]

cas

lucy is the gorilla

[floral aspen]

tell me all your kitty cat names

[tall widget]

there's uhmm

[floral aspen]

lucy is a round gorilla

[tall widget]

lucy, cas, spicy, diego, rogue, star, chief

cas is short for castiel though

[floral aspen]

i’m not gonna rememebr that

[tall widget]

wait I'll make it easy for you

[fossil patrol]

What, Gui has 7 cats?

[floral aspen]

no he has 8 gui is cat too

[lost eagle]

Can anyone help me get a quick free HSW upgrade I could help in return

[spring tangle]

He’s a crazy cat lady

[floral aspen]

no

[tall widget]

there you go

[floral aspen]

yes he is

[dusky grove]

the fuck

[tall widget]

yes I am

[floral aspen]

THIS HURTS MY HEAD

[tall widget]

let me be :(

[dusky grove]

i thought my girlfriend having 3 dogs was too much

[tall widget]

but then you won't forget!!

[stark steppe]

@solemn crater whats that

[floral aspen]

GUI.

[tall widget]

what

let me be 😞

[fossil patrol]

Castiel is an angel in Supernatural

[tall widget]

where do you think her name came from

😭

[dusky grove]

looks like ready to eat meatballs, plain spaghetti, mayo and cheese

[tall widget]

same with lucy

[fossil patrol]

Awesome :D

[smoky imp]

that's not how spaghetti are supposed to be eaten

[floral aspen]

hi lucy hi cas hi spicy hi diego hi rogue hi star hi chief

[swift frigate]

What is this mess

[smoky imp]

lol

[swift frigate]

Is it even edible

[tall widget]

none of them responded they all turned away at your smell

[floral aspen]

cause it’s so good

[tall widget]

suureeeee

i dont like this name its too long

[floral aspen]

pls gui

[tall widget]

that looks better

[floral aspen]

go back to gui

[tall widget]

i did

!

now you have to learn all of their names with just their first letter

[hasty hazel]

guys every barber shop is full
what i do breh

[tall widget]

go bald

[hasty hazel]

i look chopped

[floral aspen]

hi jujube

if you’re bald you’ll attract all the ladies

ok i’m gonna guess their names now

[hasty hazel]

ill look ugy

[tall widget]

wdym "guess" i literally just told them to you 3 minutes ago

[floral aspen]

so there’s lucy cas spicy diego rogue chief and i forget

stacy

[tall widget]

stacy?? 😭

[fossil patrol]

star

[floral aspen]

sally

[tall widget]

yes star

[floral aspen]

oh

star

[stark steppe]

Hi

[tall widget]

he's the really really fat boy who looks a bit like a baguette

[fluid cliff]

flashing lights

[floral aspen]

hi gui

[floral aspen]

ye

[stark steppe]

What?

[hasty hazel]

mikko

[tall widget]

put it back

[fossil patrol]

jj

[fluid cliff]

kan

[hasty hazel]

tmw is eid

[floral aspen]

yeah put it back

[fossil patrol]

Huh?

Tomorrow is what

[hasty hazel]

eid?

[tall widget]

eid

[fluid cliff]

put it back

[floral aspen]

yekan

[tall widget]

thingy at the end of ramadan that they celebrate

I think

[rigid parrot]

crazy

[robust oracle]

Eid Mubarak

[hasty hazel]

yes its eid

[tall widget]

https://open.spotify.com/track/2akxqYSwDHyR4V7q9EU1lp?si=7fc75bdba2064dd6

[fluid cliff]

yekan waist

[floral aspen]

pls show the really really fat boy

[hasty hazel]

u as well

[tall widget]

okay wait

[rigid parrot]

what the

[floral aspen]

[robust oracle]

I know a surprising amount about Islam is all

[fossil patrol]

Right, in countries where men wear robes?

[robust oracle]

I don't fast

[hasty hazel]

ik him

[hasty hazel]

oh okayy

[tall widget]

do you remember him @floral aspen

[hasty hazel]

thobes yes

[floral aspen]

yes he’s the dumb one

[tall widget]

big fat baguette boy

[tall widget]

yes he's the fat baguette boy

[robust oracle]

Have you seen the video of Mike Tyson at the Hajj?

[tall widget]

when he stretches he's long like a baguette

[floral aspen]

hi fat baguette boy

[fossil patrol]

I have seen somalis wearing them in Finland.. imo they look so uncomfy

[floral aspen]

ok i know their names now

[tall widget]

good

[kind nacelle]

[floral aspen]

lucy cas spicy diego rogue star chief

[tall widget]

yes!!!

[floral aspen]

[hasty hazel]

i dont think so..

[tall widget]

7/7 good job

[kind nacelle]

[floral aspen]

thank you teach

[tall widget]

ive been distracted from building

i require dark oak and spruce logs

[hasty hazel]

can i see what they wear😭

[fluid cliff]

doesn’t look like a big fat baguette boy to me

[floral aspen]

well don’t be 😛 silly

[floral aspen]

but he is a big fat baguette boy

[tall widget]

well get your eyes checked 😠

[floral aspen]

he’s the bfbb

[fluid cliff]

i mean

[robust oracle]

https://youtube.com/shorts/05NIUw6EaAE?si=gZxIOtI2zWUgSc5Q

[fluid cliff]

he is a little chubby

but not big fat chubby

[tall widget]

wait I had a REALLY fat photo of him

let me go find you it

[floral aspen]

slow

show

show the bfbb

[tall widget]

youve already seen it

[fluid cliff]

show

[floral aspen]

show again

[hasty hazel]

oh when was this?

[kind nacelle]

Wow damn calling nathan slow is mean makki

[floral aspen]

IM SORRY

J DIDNT MEAN TO

[robust oracle]

Tbh I'm not sure maybe a few years ago

[tall widget]

this was years ago when he was REALLY fat

he's not that fat anymore thank fuck but look how massive he was

[hasty hazel]

oh its actually comfy..

[kind nacelle]

Did he eat a other cat?

[tall widget]

he went from baguette to loaf of bread

[hasty hazel]

oh i see i thought he went this year lol

[tall widget]

he keeps eating all of his sister's food

so pretty much

[kind nacelle]

Fatass

[floral aspen]

HOLY CHUNKS

[fossil patrol]

Arent those hot af in summer?

[solemn crater]

massive? like the low tapered fade meme?

[paper finch]

Brand New Day

[tall widget]

i feel like i could say massive or some disgusting food combo and summon you

[hasty hazel]

DEFINITELY but thats why we wear it white instead

[fluid cliff]

big fat loaf of bread

[solemn crater]

perchance

[kind nacelle]

I want to be able to time travel to the future

[fossil patrol]

I hate white clothes :D

[floral aspen]

guys look what i found at walmart

[hasty hazel]

white reflects sun heat

[fossil patrol]

ya ik

[tall widget]

5 in 1 ew 😭

[hasty hazel]

[tall widget]

do everyone a favour and burn it

[solemn crater]

hell yeah!

[robust oracle]

And you must have seen this before

[kind nacelle]

Body/corpse?????

[floral aspen]

deodorizer i’m crine😭

[floral aspen]

that’s french

[fossil patrol]

I might not even care what I'm wearing if I need to fix my car :D

[floral aspen]

corps is bodyin french

[tall widget]

why is it in french

[kind nacelle]

Baguette wii wii

[hasty hazel]

yess i saw it years back

[tall widget]

are you canadian

[floral aspen]

yes

[solemn crater]

i love 5 in 1 products, they do the job and are cheap

[tall widget]

aha

i see

[floral aspen]

😭✌️

[floral aspen]

ok eddie

[tall widget]

cant even spell oui correctly 😞

[hasty hazel]

oh id rather wear shorts lol

[tall widget]

you're better than my dad

he used to use washing liquid to wash his hair

[floral aspen]

does your shampoo deodorize you eddie

[robust oracle]

Classic👌

[kind nacelle]

Ur spelling it wrong dude