community

[stoic lichen]

womp womp dumbass shouldn't have been a piece of shit

[minor hill]

just finished🤗

[copper epoch]

we have the uae sun
ya think bright light affects us?

[stark steppe]

@amber path

[pliant ore]

Nah aint beefing with rcxd's

[stark steppe]

I feel like drinking water

And eating spaghetti

[copper epoch]

beside i use light mode to make things more visable

[amber path]

That cop wasnt gonna win anyway .

[amber path]

Hello hun

[stark steppe]

Get this outta my fucking face

[fossil patrol]

[stoic lichen]

they tried to countersue him too 😭

[pliant ore]

My eyes they burn

[stark steppe]

Today last day ramadan

[copper epoch]

my eyes are unaffected by it

[amber path]

https://tenor.com/view/ugh-gif-5621610198334958462

[pliant ore]

Youre no human wtf

[copper epoch]

well i got used to it for like 4 or 5 years

[amber path]

, what are you gonna eat today?

[copper epoch]

Shawarma

T M is eating shawarma

with apple

[stoic lichen]

i miss him dearly

RIP

[copper epoch]

and 1 litres of water

[stoic lichen]

https://tenor.com/R1RJ.gif

[copper epoch]

and the shawrma has extra garlic

[copper epoch]

actually i am in a mood for shawarma
ill order one today

[solemn crater]

man i miss eating schwarama

[stark steppe]

Dry spaghetti with feta cheese

[stark steppe]

@solemn crater again

[solemn crater]

put ketchup on it this time

[copper epoch]

My friend
Shawrma exist
Dont torture

[pliant ore]

Who dis

[copper epoch]

its not bad but still shawrma is life

[amber path]

Its not gonna be my homemade spaghetti tho

[stark steppe]

Make me ur homemade spaghetti

[stoic lichen]

when u cookin for me...

[solemn crater]

i got frozen fish and chips to eat later for dinner

[stark steppe]

Its shoarma

[wet bay]

how would i know

[copper epoch]

when we speak
its how we say it
however when we type
we say shawarma

[amber path]

What you want ? I can make some mean chimi burgers or some La bandera Or i can make ribs with mac n cheese

[stoic lichen]

telling someone from the middle east how to pronounce shwarma is some insane work

[amber path]

[stoic lichen]

i love my burgers id smash up a chimichurri damn

[copper epoch]

i am from the middle east

[amber path]

Chimi sauce is so good , people just dont know fr

[stoic lichen]

i know, he's telling you how to pronounce it 😭

[copper epoch]

Wait where T M from

[stoic lichen]

im not sure

[solemn crater]

he’s dutch

[amber path]

Isnt he dutch

[stoic lichen]

i know you're iranian though, i recall things
my memory isn't totally fried yet

[amber path]

Jinx eddie gimmie $100

[copper epoch]

Ive been living in the uae for 19 years
I am as middle eastern as they get at a very young age

[amber path]

Mmm idk

[solemn crater]

oh come on man, i just got 100 bucks today and you’re already making me give them away?

[amber path]

https://tenor.com/view/money-expensive-expenses-tax-tax-day-gif-8562209353212598558

[copper epoch]

steals money

[faint palm]

Man I love Sarma

[solemn crater]

noooo😭

[copper epoch]

i need this money for uhh
shawarma

[amber path]

i was stealing it from eddie first

[solemn crater]

so do i

it’s like a 20 dollar ticket to get to the nearest schwarma place

[copper epoch]

20 dollar ticket
just drive or walk there

[vestal raft]

making shawarma chicken bowls tn

[solemn crater]

yeah sure i’ll just walk 50km

[copper epoch]

You have car then?

[solemn crater]

nope

[stark steppe]

My name is tm not tn

[solemn crater]

i try to keep my costs down

[copper epoch]

You have legs?

[stark steppe]

It has more than 2

[solemn crater]

barely, i came back yesterday from a trip and my legs are hella sore

[formal rampart]

https://giphy.com/gifs/PrizePicks-check-checkbox-green-FW1j2rsd1MkhYiFNPM

[copper epoch]

okay so get a bicycle and bike over there

[formal rampart]

ayo lessgo

[gaunt otter]

Hey

[solemn crater]

i have one bicycle where the gears doesnt work

[inner pasture]

fix it

[copper epoch]

can it get from point a to point b?

[solemn crater]

yes, but not to the city where they sell shwarma

[ashen silo]

can someone help me get the free hsw upgrade il help u

[floral aspen]

HI AFFE

[copper epoch]

...
okay so you have time to break your legs and use a wheelchair?

[gaunt otter]

do you like my pfp

it's amazing isn't it

[solemn crater]

genius

[floral aspen]

no

[stark steppe]

Eddie

[solemn crater]

TM

[gaunt otter]

why not

[stark steppe]

I have 1 hour work left

Should i run away

[solemn crater]

actually maybe i should get a kebabpizza tomorrow

[solemn crater]

yes

[floral aspen]

why is he big chinned

[copper epoch]

https://klipy.com/gifs/milk-missile-missile

[formal rampart]

https://giphy.com/gifs/mrw-oc-asks-wYyTHMm50f4Dm

[copper epoch]

No kebab pizza

[ashen silo]

can someone help me get the free hsw upgrade il help u

[copper epoch]

!lfg

[pliant current]

@ashen silo, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #pc-e｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #pc-e｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #pc-e｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #pc-e｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #pc-e｜other-lfg

Requested by: @copper epoch

[gaunt otter]

Yes, mi buy American do you understand

[minor hill]

zzzz

[copper epoch]

Neccessary
Kebab pizza mistake

[floral aspen]

zeeeee

[solemn crater]

it’s a swedish classic

[floral aspen]

why do you buy american

[minor hill]

no it’s zzzz

[floral aspen]

why

[copper epoch]

then its a mistake
it ruins the iranian culture of kebab

[minor hill]

idk

i’m tired and hungry

and at work

[solemn crater]

i think it was actually invented by iranian immigrants that came to sweden😭

[floral aspen]

you are always tired and hungry why don’t you sleep or eat

[minor hill]

because im fasting and i cant sleep

[copper epoch]

...
They are no longer iranians

[minor hill]

why dont u get a job and find out makki😑

[proud plover]

RYRY

[proud plover]

makki PAKKI

[fluid cliff]

ur fasting????

[floral aspen]

HI MELLL

[proud plover]

HAI BBG

[floral aspen]

about what

[fluid cliff]

being hungry mid work

[floral aspen]

can’t you just deal with it

[fluid cliff]

not when ur fasting

[solemn crater]

not unless you’re like a middle manager

[floral aspen]

what

why not

[floral aspen]

what’s that

[formal rampart]

meow

[floral aspen]

mute him

[fluid cliff]

u can’t eat nor drink while fasting

[floral aspen]

no i said deal with it as in suck it up

[solemn crater]

”if you’re cold, just dont be”

[gaunt otter]

Cause this guy is a genius

[floral aspen]

this is a bad example yes

[proud plover]

im poor

Haii

[floral aspen]

why is his head half shaved

[solemn crater]

bro i fucking love this guy

[gaunt otter]

Watch the videoooo

[solemn crater]

are you da leader of this operation

[floral aspen]

i don’t have the attention span man

[gaunt otter]

😂

[fluid cliff]

bro what is this ad

[floral aspen]

the ads i used to get were insane

oops

[fluid cliff]

i’m still getting insane ads

[minor hill]

helloooo mellyyy

[minor hill]

yeah?😭

[floral aspen]

i got these weird ai ones

[fluid cliff]

thought u didn’t

[minor hill]

what makes u think i dont

[fluid cliff]

being sexy?

[minor hill]

oh yeah makes sense

[floral aspen]

i want a chocolate chip cookie

[fluid cliff]

i want makboos

[minor hill]

course you do

[solemn crater]

i just get a bunch of scam ads like ”watch tiktoks to earn money”

and i report them then they tell me that it doesnt violate any policies

[floral aspen]

what

[floral aspen]

what’s that

[fluid cliff]

a meal

[inner pasture]

why do you all watch ads

[fluid cliff]

look it up

[inner pasture]

i don't get it

[fluid cliff]

because we’re forced to? 😭

[inner pasture]

by who

[tepid tree]

are you gay test

[fluid cliff]

the company

[solemn crater]

cause i dont got any good adblockers

[floral aspen]

i wish i got those the ai ads i got are disgusting😭

[inner pasture]

why not

[floral aspen]

i found a femboy test on roblox

[solemn crater]

there arent any good adblockers for iphone thats free

hell no

[tepid tree]

i often get gay test in yt recommendation

[solemn crater]

i’d rather watch ads than spend money

[inner pasture]

get a proper phone

boom

[solemn crater]

no

[floral aspen]

i made a new instagram account

we are so back

advertising what

[solemn crater]

can we place bets on how long this account will last

[floral aspen]

genuinely i think i have 3-7 days

[fossil patrol]

Change your name, silly

[tepid tree]

i use brave to bypass spotify ads and yt ads

[fluid cliff]

i got ads about sex bro.

i got ads for condoms.

[ivory lark]

I think i missed the genius bit

[fluid cliff]

i’m not joking.

[fossil patrol]

Mackey

[solemn crater]

i get that too, but that’s like ads issued by the government

[floral aspen]

wait i’ll dm you what i got cause i cant show it here

[floral aspen]

mickey

[fossil patrol]

You back

[fluid cliff]

???😭

[floral aspen]

i’m a minor

[solemn crater]

what the fuck

[fluid cliff]

wtf type of question is that weirdo

[floral aspen]

you’re the gross one why would you say that

[woven fog]

How are you? Did you get some sleep finally?

[floral aspen]

HI TENNIS BALL

[fluid cliff]

they’re friends folk.

[woven fog]

https://tenor.com/view/jerry-meme-tom-and-jerry-meme-jerry-points-get-a-load-of-this-guy-this-guy-gif-11384860625931393733

[fluid cliff]

and she has a bf

[woven fog]

Exactly

[floral aspen]

guys guys! who laughed?

[woven fog]

Hi Makki

[floral aspen]

how are you twin

[fluid cliff]

he got muted

[woven fog]

LMAO

[woven fog]

I’m goodd wbu tennis ball

[fluid cliff]

yeah thank god

[fossil patrol]

Banned

[fluid cliff]

even better

[floral aspen]

omg

i made my instagram profile cute

tbh i thought id wake up to it banned

[fluid cliff]

nice

[solemn crater]

the metaverse is finally shutting down, meta has lost 80 billion dollars

[fluid cliff]

not that i’m gonna see it but

nice

[floral aspen]

so nice

[woven fog]

Why 😂

[solemn crater]

thank god

[floral aspen]

what

why

[solemn crater]

cause nobody uses it

[fluid cliff]

LESTER THE MOLESTER CONGRATULATES ME OFC

[floral aspen]

it’s happened three times

[long heath]

https://tenor.com/view/jóreggelt-good-morning-have-a-nice-day-rose-flower-gif-11042701662479528457

[paper finch]

Good morning all day

[woven fog]

Likewise Lucifa

[floral aspen]

why is all day in a different font

[fluid cliff]

good morning to u too

how was sleep

[floral aspen]

hi lucy

[paper finch]

All day

[solemn crater]

idk but i think it’s fontastic

[floral aspen]

you’re such a nice person for reminding them

[paper finch]

I was allowed to oversleep

[floral aspen]

i dislike this one

[fluid cliff]

nice

[solemn crater]

:(

[floral aspen]

it’s ok i like it now

[solemn crater]

:)

[floral aspen]

i imagined it as a british person says fantastic

[fluid cliff]

it’s raining

[floral aspen]

it’s pouring

[fluid cliff]

and

[floral aspen]

the old man is snoring

is he

[fossil patrol]

basic uk weather

[fluid cliff]

my new ac is getting delivered

[solemn crater]

the snow is nearly completely gone

i am so happy

[floral aspen]

i am not

i want more

[solemn crater]

is the dc sold seperately?

[fluid cliff]

snow? what’s that?

[fluid cliff]

*air conditioner

[fossil patrol]

More snow in March? Mackey is crazy

[floral aspen]

i love snow

[faint palm]

hate snow

fuck snow

[solemn crater]

snow is awful

[floral aspen]

i’m not ready to let go of it for 6 months

[fluid cliff]

same, just can’t see it

[fossil patrol]

I like snow but god damn, its time for summer now

[floral aspen]

that’s so sad

[floral aspen]

no

[faint palm]

snow is a nuisance

[floral aspen]

keep summer away

[solemn crater]

i love summer, sitting out in the sun with a beer and a cig listening to music

[floral aspen]

no no trust

[fluid cliff]

i lived for 16 years and i still haven’t saw one bit of snow fall

[floral aspen]

hey i do that too!

[faint palm]

We get a lot of snow

sucks

[solemn crater]

you drink beer?

[floral aspen]

what a great reason to leave your country and go to new york in december

[floral aspen]

no i was joking

[faint palm]

who doesn't

[solemn crater]

thought so

[faint palm]

Beer is peak

[floral aspen]

i also don’t sit outside in the summer

[fluid cliff]

the tickets are so expensive vro

[gaunt otter]

Want me to break it down for you

[faint palm]

I could go for a beer rn actually

[fossil patrol]

You stand there?

[floral aspen]

why

[fluid cliff]

because i live far away from it

[floral aspen]

if i’m not moving around yes

[ivory lark]

Sure I guess

[fluid cliff]

it’s like thousands of kilometers difference

[floral aspen]

uh oh

[solemn crater]

same, man i want a beer, a pizza, and some top gear

[tall widget]

guys

do I want coffee

[floral aspen]

hi gui

[tall widget]

tell me

[floral aspen]

yes you do

[tall widget]

hello maccas

[solemn crater]

yes

[floral aspen]

a cold one

[fossil patrol]

Same

[tall widget]

no not a cold one

a hot one

[floral aspen]

you want a cold coffee

[faint palm]

waiting for my grill order rn

[tall widget]

no I do not

[floral aspen]

not a hot one

[solemn crater]

cold coffee??? you’re batshit insane

[floral aspen]

yes you do

[tall widget]

cold coffee is equivalent to goat vomit

[floral aspen]

no

[floral aspen]

no

[tall widget]

iced coffee?? 😋 but cold coffee 😠

[faint palm]

Cold coffee is great

Oh you mean

[solemn crater]

no

[floral aspen]

ICED COFFEE IS COLD

[tall widget]

NO ITS NOT

[faint palm]

Yeah no I meant iced

[tall widget]

ICED COFFEE IS ICED

NOT COLD

[solemn crater]

black hot coffee is the best coffee

[floral aspen]

BUT ITS COLD😭

[faint palm]

Is ice cold?

Checkmate

[floral aspen]

ok fine

gui you want an iced coffee

[tall widget]

when you say "cold coffee" I think coffee that's been left out and has gone cold

not iced coffee

[floral aspen]

NOT a cold coffee

[tall widget]

i wish but i dont wanna go to the shops

[floral aspen]

that’s horrible😭

[woven fog]

Who wants

[faint palm]

black coffee is good

[tall widget]

so ill just make a hot coffee

[chrome hawk]

[floral aspen]

omg can i have 12

[faint palm]

But I need at least a bit of sugar in it

Otherwise it's too bitter

[tall widget]

can I have the pink one

[solemn crater]

i want it all

[woven fog]

Yours

[tall widget]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/363462629320163330/1004733969666949161/AC7874D0-A363-4BD6-9D76-85A56CB5885E.gif

[woven fog]

Take it all I ate too many already

[solemn crater]

nah, strong black coffee without any additions

[faint palm]

That's too bitter for me

[floral aspen]

[woven fog]

Like a real man

[faint palm]

Add some milk and it works

[tall widget]

thats why it was so gross when you said "cold coffee" 😭

but iced coffee is so good

[floral aspen]

a real man drinks caramel crunch frappes

you want an iced coffee gui

[faint palm]

I would rather die than drink that

[tall widget]

that sounds like a way to become a diabetic

[floral aspen]

it’s so num num

[woven fog]

A real man doesn’t drink coffee from Starbucks

[faint palm]

Those subway "coffees" ain't cofeees, they're a sugar bomb

[floral aspen]

no it’s a way to love your life

[faint palm]

that makes me shit for 7 days

[solemn crater]

sounds unhealthy, i’ll pass

[floral aspen]

YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS

[faint palm]

I like those things, but as sweets

[chrome hawk]

You can get coffee beans that aren’t really bitter

[floral aspen]

FOR REFERENCE

[faint palm]

they're not coffee

[chrome hawk]

And drink it black

[fluid cliff]

yeah

[tall widget]

clearly you've never heard of uhhmmmm

[fossil patrol]

A real man drinks a black hot coffee

[tall widget]

idk

[chrome hawk]

Something that’s lighter roast

[solemn crater]

i fail to see the corrolation

[faint palm]

A real man drinks beer

[tall widget]

something that isnt caramel crunch frappe

[floral aspen]

correlation*

[solemn crater]

i coined a new term, i was never wrong

[tall widget]

what ahve they done to my fucking spotify

[floral aspen]

i NEED to try this

[floral aspen]

ate it

[ivory lark]

[faint palm]

Not eating vegetables is crazy work

[viral rover]

good morning gtao community chatroom

[tall widget]

when its windowed either the left side is minimised or the right side is minimised

why can't I just have both open at once

what the fuck

[faint palm]

I eat almost everything, because I'm not picky, because I'm not a child

[solemn crater]

i just dont like them

[floral aspen]

because because

[faint palm]

ye

[floral aspen]

good morning tsu

[solemn crater]

like sure, pickles and onion in my cheeseburger is fine, but not lettuce and shit

[faint palm]

I don't like idk

Beetroots

they're stupid

[viral rover]

how are you makki

[floral aspen]

horrible i’m sick

[vestal raft]

there’s really not much i refuse to eat

[floral aspen]

how are you tsu

[tall widget]

would you eat the food eddie makes

[vestal raft]

other than ricotta and cilantro

[floral aspen]

cilantro is didgsuting

[vestal raft]

well that’s not food

[solemn crater]

i make the best instant ramen

[violet void]

derrik what do you like to cook

[faint palm]

Eh that's fine idk

It's mid

[floral aspen]

that takes 5 minuets

[vestal raft]

i wish i liked cilantro

stupid ahhh gene

[floral aspen]

i wish i liked corn dogs

[violet void]

you chose a bad loadout

[vestal raft]

???

how do u not like corn dogs

[faint palm]

I hate pomegranate

[floral aspen]

i don’t like the texture of the hotdogs

[solemn crater]

i spent 30 years of my 23 lives on earth to learn how to make it in 5 minutes

[vestal raft]

pomegranate slaps. we make this pomegranate and brussel sprout salad sometimes and it’s so good

[floral aspen]

can you retry the first part of the sentence i’m confused

[solemn crater]

hotdogs are good

i love bacon wrapped hotdogs

[chrome hawk]

How have you had cilantro

That you didn’t like

[floral aspen]

i like cheese so much☺️

[fossil patrol]

I take 5

[solemn crater]

i’m 23 and 30 of those 23 years were spent perfecting my ramen

[chrome hawk]

Surely you didn’t raw dog it

[faint palm]

It makes me nauseous

[floral aspen]

cilantro is like taking a bite of nature

[vestal raft]

tastes like soap to me. it’s a genetic thing that a lot of ppl have

[violet void]

avocado is gross

its like mango gone wrong

[tall widget]

i have never eaten avocado

[floral aspen]

mango already went wrong

[floral aspen]

you need to ok?

[violet void]

lol

[floral aspen]

avocado is nummy

[chrome hawk]

Ah fair enough

[faint palm]

food here

[tall widget]

make me avocado on toast

[solemn crater]

i’ve eaten that crushed avocado soup once, it was gross

[floral aspen]

what is it

[solemn crater]

i think it’s like gwakamole

[vestal raft]

i still try eating it so much though lmao

[tall widget]

guacamole

[floral aspen]

ok i will do you want cheese on the side

[solemn crater]

ye

[tall widget]

why would I want cheese on the side is that a normal thing for avocado on toast

[faint palm]

Chicken and ćevapi (minced meat things) covered in cheese

[floral aspen]

gwakamole i’m crine

[floral aspen]

no i just like cheese

[tall widget]

eddie your spelling is something else

[tall widget]

😭

[floral aspen]

is it num num

[tall widget]

then no I don't want cheese on the side

im not a big cheese person

[faint palm]

it is very good yes

[vestal raft]

no you were right. it’s crushed avocado soup

[floral aspen]

why are you being ungrateful

[fossil patrol]

Cheese is so good

[tall widget]

im not :(

[faint palm]

Cheese is goated

[tall widget]

THIS IS INFURIATING

[floral aspen]

ok i am so sorry

[faint palm]

I leave to eat now

[floral aspen]

harv num nums

[solemn crater]

have you tried putting cheese directly into a waffle iron, makes for a great crunchy snack

[floral aspen]

stop raging ok

[tall widget]

no look I'm sending it here in a second

its so stupid

[floral aspen]

why is everything you eat odd

[chrome hawk]

Apparently cooking it and chopping it eliminates the aldehydes (stuff that makes it taste like soap) but not completely

[solemn crater]

cause i’m a visionary, 100 years from now people will eat like me

[chrome hawk]

It has a very strong flavour

We don’t use much

[floral aspen]

will be eat

[fossil patrol]

I have thinking to do that. We have a toast maker and cheese melts on iron sometimes, good snack

[solemn crater]

STOP IT

[floral aspen]

no

[vestal raft]

yeah i can handle a little bit of it if it’s cooked into something

[solemn crater]

:(

[floral aspen]

unibrow

[tall widget]

who the actual fuck designed this this is the worst spotify update ever 😭😭

i just want to see all of it

not two thirds of it

[vestal raft]

the “stems” though really set me off. feel like that’s where it’s concentrated at

[floral aspen]

lalalalalalaaala

[tall widget]

incredible playlist name right

[floral aspen]

hes

yes

[solemn crater]

this is why i never use desktop spotify, it’s always been a mess

[tall widget]

the only way I've found to have all of it on at once is to be in full screen which is just ugly as fuck???

[fossil patrol]

Do you listen anything finnish

[floral aspen]

i’m using spotify without it open im so cool

[tall widget]

there was actually one song at one point

but i dont remember what it was called

[fossil patrol]

Nice

[tall widget]

maybe its in my liked songs wait

[solemn crater]

finland got some pretty good songs

[long heath]

why not

[long heath]

yeooooo

[floral aspen]

yeeehaw

[long heath]

@long prawn no grind today i gotta make money :(

[chrome hawk]

[tall solar]

Adorken lover right here

[floral aspen]

he’s at camp silly

[tall widget]

every finnish song I've heard has been so bad and the only one I liked was just bc of the way he sung it

[woven fog]

I’m grinding

[long heath]

omg they got him

[floral aspen]

yes they ate evil

are

[solemn crater]

i like klamydia

https://open.spotify.com/track/2aeYWVOL3kCqDHp6vq2Mne?si=RmZXta2RTMu0isXKTpw1rQ

[harsh pewter]

Wild

[floral aspen]

omg i’m craving something but idk what it is

[tall widget]

@fossil patrol https://open.spotify.com/track/01ABVurue4n8VPjp586c4Y?si=d7768bd20ba24125

found it

[harsh pewter]

Evil maybe?

[tall solar]

Banana

[tall widget]

incredible song name right

😭

[fossil patrol]

Thats so good

[floral aspen]

no i’m wonderful

[fossil patrol]

Oh god 🤣🙈

[floral aspen]

i only like banana flavour

[faint palm]

i hate ppl who are elitist about eating spicy food

ur not cool bro

[tall solar]

Then Apple

[harsh pewter]

I got some chips Makki

[floral aspen]

what does that mean

[harsh pewter]

They are spicy tho

[tall widget]

they think they're better

or flex about it

[floral aspen]

no it has chili flakes i don’t want apple with it

[faint palm]

"oh you don't like spicy food? Some people just don't have a refined taste palette" @floral aspen

[floral aspen]

share plz

[tall widget]

what a band name

[harsh pewter]

I will consider sharing yes

[floral aspen]

oh i love spicy food i make the majority of my food spicy but i don’t understand this

[floral aspen]

thank you good sir madam

[faint palm]

I'm white as hell i can't stand spice

[tall widget]

@solemn crater they are semi-listenable

[harsh pewter]

[tall widget]

oh ya I love her music so much but she doesnt release much anymore

[harsh pewter]

Nvm only got a cookie

[minor hill]

who else love brake checking bums on the road👀

[solemn crater]

nordic bands got some great band names

like coca cola cowboys

[harsh pewter]

That sounds dangerous

[chrome hawk]

[floral aspen]

insurance🥰

[tall widget]

https://open.spotify.com/track/5bpk8ARaLbB0DyEGDDiqCN?si=d45126dc360347f6
@solemn crater

[minor hill]

left lane hoggers doing the speedlimit is dangerous

[floral aspen]

but why

[minor hill]

why what

[floral aspen]

it speed limit

[fossil patrol]

"Russian eats my bread"

https://youtu.be/WJ3h-t4PmbM?si=YzWWabt_5pwZ6jmw

[floral aspen]

it’s

[harsh pewter]

That isn't a good reason to brake check now

[tall widget]

my hand is itchy

[minor hill]

left lane is for overtaking, if you do the speedlimit do it as far right as u can

[icy sand]

Use the other hand

[floral aspen]

my ear and knuckle

[floral aspen]

what is overtaking

[faint palm]

Hope someone with a dashcam encounters you

[harsh pewter]

Nibble on it

[tall widget]

i have like really dry wrists for some reason

[faint palm]

And fucks up your insurance

[minor hill]

eh theres more to it

[tall widget]

and its making them very itchy

[harsh pewter]

Hand cream

[floral aspen]

well ur also not supposed to be close enough to a car that a brake check affects you iirc

[tall widget]

what if I don't want to use hand cream

[harsh pewter]

Eat your hand then idk

[faint palm]

If you brake suddenly for no reason you're at fault

at least where i live

[tall widget]

you do it

[minor hill]

left lane hogging is illegal

[solemn crater]

this is great, added to my playlist

[minor hill]

for a reason

[harsh pewter]

[floral aspen]

you could argue what i just + what acrylic said tho

[faint palm]

But like

why put yourself in that situation

Why brake check ppl at all

[harsh pewter]

Derry

Derrik

[floral aspen]

ppl have too high of egos idk

[minor hill]

do u want the full story

[vestal raft]

there’s genuinely never a good reason to brake check someone. if you have road rage that bad you shouldn’t be driving lmao. literally not worth it

[faint palm]

no i cba tbh

[harsh pewter]

My fingers are full with chips powder

[floral aspen]

yes

[floral aspen]

what flavour

[harsh pewter]

Paprika

[vestal raft]

massive

[floral aspen]

paprika chips?😭

[tall widget]

can I have some

[harsh pewter]

No

[tall widget]

:(

[fossil patrol]

Pringles?

[faint palm]

Okay meal over

[harsh pewter]

No too

[faint palm]

Do I get an icecream from Mc

[harsh pewter]

Funnyfrisch

[vestal raft]

broken

[fossil patrol]

Your chips are funny?

[harsh pewter]

Yes yes

[floral aspen]

i watched cartoons last night

[tall widget]

why

[floral aspen]

i enjoyed them

[faint palm]

which cartoons

[floral aspen]

idk i was tired and cozy

[vestal raft]

i watched lord of the rings the twin towers extended cut last night

[tall widget]

last night i watched uhhh

[floral aspen]

callous

caillou

[tall widget]

dark souls 3 with mathematically optimised DPS

and fell asleep to it

[floral aspen]

is that how you spell it

[faint palm]

I recently watched Lotr for the first time

[vestal raft]

annoying ahh

[tall solar]

Lord of rings !?

[faint palm]

(I know)

And I can't decide which is the best

[tall widget]

no I've never watched that

[floral aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/broseidon-gif-24265572

this guy

i watched him

[vestal raft]

i watched them all in theaters but haven’t since then. so they’re practically new to me now. have you watched the hobbit movies?

[harsh pewter]

Saitama woah

[fossil patrol]

I watched lotrs last year. Amazing they did 3 movies in 3 year

[tall widget]

why would you watch caillou

at least watch something good like pocoyo

[vestal raft]

cailou is fucking annoying

[floral aspen]

i was gonna watch mr bean cartoon

[harsh pewter]

Peak

[fossil patrol]

You are not okay

[vestal raft]

acrylic nobody is going to read your justification for brake checking someone and/or agree with u gang

[solemn crater]

LOTR is great, but i prefer the books

like the movies are this nice concentrated storyline, but the books are more rambly and expands on the universe

[fluid cliff]

it’s raining hard rn

[floral aspen]

you’re right my head hurts

[faint palm]

Not yet no

[floral aspen]

no

[fluid cliff]

managed to get the ac

[floral aspen]

that’s so joyous what colour is it

[vestal raft]

the hobbits are super good too!

might be controversial but i like the hobbit movies more than the lotr trilogy

[chrome hawk]

acrylic is genuinely gonna send a message justifying why he wants to brake check some dude

[fossil patrol]

How many hobbits movies

[faint palm]

I am gay as fuck for legolas

[fluid cliff]

white

[floral aspen]

do you like it

[vestal raft]

i think 3?

[floral aspen]

is it pretty

[harsh pewter]

Nice...?

[fluid cliff]

idk u tell me

[tall widget]

air conditioning

?

[floral aspen]

but i can’t find it

[tall widget]

box

[floral aspen]

i see shoes

[faint palm]

I loved the movies, some gripes I do have but overall great movies@vestal raft

[fluid cliff]

look at the box

[harsh pewter]

Gesus are you a cat

[solemn crater]

i think it was so dumb to draw out one book across three movies

like it wouldve been better if it was just one complete movie imo

[floral aspen]

i see box

[tall widget]

sometimes I wish

[minor hill]

2 lane highway. right lane was spacious enough to go to the right lane, white volvo did 60mph and got overtaken from the right quite often which makes him left lane sticking illegal. i came up behind him and flashed my high beams a few times to kind of tell him to move out the way. instead he decided to swerve a little and play w his indicators, indicating left right left right for a good 10 seconds just to piss me and atleast 15 other cars behind me off. i decided to overtake him from the right and he stuck up a middle finger to me?? he was barely 18 asw from the looks of it. i get infront of him and slightly get on the brakes just to tell him to move out of the way which he eventually did. him allowing cars to overtake from the right in itself is considered illegal and causes traffic which could also cause accidents👍

[vestal raft]

https://tenor.com/gh8jjHEsKHJ.gif

[tall widget]

wesker my beloved

[fluid cliff]

wait let me open it up

[faint palm]

hard disagree

[solemn crater]

this aint a book publishing company

[south bay]

wtf!!

[harsh pewter]

https://tenor.com/view/me-not-reading-all-of-that-not-reading-allat-i'm-not-reading-allat-im-not-gif-17249058036421600208

[vestal raft]

i just love that the directors cuts are all like 4 hours long

i love long ass movies

[minor hill]

acting like i replied to u😭😭

[tall widget]

i hate long ass movies

[faint palm]

there's no character i actively hate

which is rare

[floral aspen]

what are indicators

[minor hill]

blinkers

[tall widget]

if I take a 5 minute break to go the bathroom I'll forget all of what was happening

[tall widget]

😭

[floral aspen]

oh oh

[south bay]

average bmw driver

[floral aspen]

no we don’t call it that

[tall widget]

i was about to say that

[deft blaze]

blinkers?

[floral aspen]

we call it signal

[harsh pewter]

[deft blaze]

turn signals?

[vestal raft]

i want the directors cut of once upon a time in hollywood to come out. supposedly it’s like 6-8 hours 😭

[floral aspen]

yes

[minor hill]

us calls it blinkers or turn signals, uk calls it indicators

[south bay]

sorry

[vestal raft]

full ass shift

[tall widget]

its okay I forgive you

[floral aspen]

i love the sound of signals ticking

[deft blaze]

where the hell did turn signal come from then

thats what I've always said

[solemn crater]

what the hell😭

[vestal raft]

never said blinkers

[minor hill]

well a signal u give when u turn

[tall widget]

whenever I'm in a car and hear that noise all I can focus on is that noise

[south bay]

my car doesnt have that somehow idk whats wrong with it does anyone here have an idea?

[floral aspen]

i love it so much

[south bay]

its not making the tick sound

[floral aspen]

maybe you’re driving a cia car

[solemn crater]

my noise cancelling earbuds shuts off all car noises which i love

[tall widget]

isnt that dangerous

[minor hill]

could be a glitch, could be changed in the infotainment or your speakers are broken

[tall widget]

wait are you talking about while driving or like

[chrome hawk]

Sounds kinda dangerous

[tall widget]

just being a pedestrian

[deft blaze]

do you have a tesla

if so it's normal

[south bay]

i know they are the sounds of the relays getting triggered maybe they're built deeper into the car so u dont hear them?

[solemn crater]

i dont use them when im driving ofc

[deft blaze]

they just suck

[tall widget]

okay good 😭

[solemn crater]

pedestrian and passenger

[minor hill]

who the hell wears earbyds when driving😭😭😭

[floral aspen]

you also should not use them as a pedestrian

[tall widget]

man I don't know its eddie

I can never trust him

[tall widget]

noo its the best

I love wearing earbuds at full volume and not hearing the cars around me

[solemn crater]

i’ve never been hit by a car

[south bay]

no i drive some diesel vw from 2008

[floral aspen]

it is very bad actually

[fossil patrol]

I have to watch them, weird I didnt know about them or forgot them. 3 movies, looks like also made all 3 in 3 years and long movies

[minor hill]

hell yeah dieselgate era

[tall widget]

whenever I go on my walks at night thats exactly what I do its so much more peaceful

[deft blaze]

oh i know nothing about VW

[tall widget]

and if I get hit then its their fault 😠

[deft blaze]

other than tdi

[south bay]

alr thanks anyways

[deft blaze]

brrt brrt engines

[south bay]

i have a 1.4 tdi diesel vw

[floral aspen]

you can be murdered doing that silly

[solemn crater]

is this a threat

[deft blaze]

[floral aspen]

that’s so scary

[harsh pewter]

Murder is no good btw

[floral aspen]

i don’t think it is

[tall widget]

whats scarier is the people around here

[south bay]

its already got like 255.000km lmaoo

[tall widget]

absolute freaks in this place at night

[deft blaze]

i love seeing those lil VWs roll around

[south bay]

but its driving well

[tall widget]

considering we have like 3 or 4 pubs in one area 😭

[minor hill]

hot take

[floral aspen]

why

[solemn crater]

luxury

[tall widget]

england.

[floral aspen]

don’t continue😭

[deft blaze]

do you get funny looks at gas stations for putting diesel in it?

[minor hill]

what

[floral aspen]

it is bad silly

[south bay]

yeah and i fit almost everywhere and it got so much space in the Front and in the back aswell

[minor hill]

yes i know

[south bay]

i mean its not that small like a smart or something

[minor hill]

i said ‘hot take’ ironically

[jagged ridge]

chat im blocked from listening to the most popular radio station in poland because im in the usa

[harsh pewter]

What the hell

[woven fog]

which is the polish one

[faint palm]

lmao cope

[deft blaze]

well in the US the average american doesn't understand that diesel engines exist in cars that aren't trucks

[jagged ridge]

rmf fm

[minor hill]

thats still break in period bro u can do another 350k

[woven fog]

RMF MAXX is better

[harsh pewter]

That is unfair

[deft blaze]

so here the owners get funny looks from what I've heard

[floral aspen]

what do diesel engines do

[south bay]

ohhhh for putting diesel in it, nah i dont idk if its still rather normal in germany here

[jagged ridge]

i cant listen to any of them .. but i agree

[minor hill]

same thing as gas

[harsh pewter]

Use diesel

[minor hill]

drive

[faint palm]

They make car go vrooooom

[solemn crater]

they go vroom

[floral aspen]

why are they diesel and not normal

[woven fog]

they have apps which u can download for radio

[tall widget]

vrrr vrrrrr

[floral aspen]

hi tennis ball

[deft blaze]

different fuel type

[faint palm]

huh

what is normal?

[jagged ridge]

its blocked on my pc ill check my phone

[woven fog]

hi tennis ball

[floral aspen]

but why not other one

[floral aspen]

the other one

[tall solar]

Hi astolfo

[deft blaze]

??

[minor hill]

diesel is a different part extracted from crude oil. it contains more energy but is thicker so instead of spark it uses compression to combust.

[woven fog]

yeah try on your phone, radio Eska works for me on my phone through their app

[solemn crater]

i’m gasoline

[floral aspen]

so why do certain vehicles have

[faint palm]

what petrol?

[floral aspen]

for more energy oil?

[south bay]

arent diesel cars in general more reliable?

[faint palm]

No it's just different fuel types

[woven fog]

they tend to be

[harsh pewter]

Car is car

[minor hill]

yes

[jagged ridge]

hmm thats interesting it does work.. i wonder why

thanks

[minor hill]

since most of the internals are stronger in a diesle engine

[deft blaze]

nobody tell makki about jet fuel

[faint palm]

or electric

[woven fog]

pleasure

[floral aspen]

why

[south bay]

alr yeah makes sense

[minor hill]

for longer range and pulling power

[floral aspen]

what’s pulling power

[south bay]

hopefully my car will survive another 1-2 years

[faint palm]

No wonder the US is falling apart

[minor hill]

the power to pull bro

[faint palm]

Jesus

[floral aspen]

pull what

[minor hill]

heavy load

[floral aspen]

in car?

to pull trailer?

[woven fog]

@minor hill is near snapping i can feel it 😂

[minor hill]

for example

[faint palm]

Anything

Just carrying more weight

[floral aspen]

please my dad didn’t teach me these things he just does all that stuff for me

[minor hill]

diesel cars produce more torque so its a lot better for carrying weight

[tall widget]

i think you have to explain to makki things as if you're talking to a 3 year old

[minor hill]

including its own weight

[tall widget]

that'd be the easiest way

[floral aspen]

how rude

[tall widget]

how honest***

[minor hill]

which is why diesels are more fuel efficient than gas

[floral aspen]

what is torque😭

[faint palm]

So heavier car, heavier trailer, heavier dudes in the car

[deft blaze]

https://tenor.com/view/google-exists-google-search-it-geekboy-geekboy-cz-gif-25933207

[minor hill]

the force that spins the wheel

[elder swan]

oh hell nah you dont know torque

[floral aspen]

no how dare you

[minor hill]

my god how does danish do this

[floral aspen]

what if the force goes away

[fossil patrol]

Please, can you stay out of this conversation?

[south bay]

even this dude spawned in

[deft blaze]

you'd do a lot better searching them up there lol

[faint palm]

That's not how force works

[flint forge]

Can anyone help?

[floral aspen]

😡

[tall widget]

with what

[upper turtle]

Please take someone with you if you get an oil change/new tires. You will get swindled.

[elder swan]

tf you mean dude

[upper turtle]

You dont know enough and they'll catch on.

[floral aspen]

my dad would deal with that not me

[tall widget]

she doesnt have a car or a drivers license

so no worry with that

[floral aspen]

yeah my dad asked if i want him to buy me a car and i said no😭✌️

[minor hill]

makki falling for the premium air scam in less than 6 months

i can feel it

[faint palm]

Pumping up tires to 100

[south bay]

Premium air lmao

[minor hill]

😭😭😭

[faint palm]

hits a pothole and flies to the moon

[fossil patrol]

"what is oil?"
"what are tires?"

[floral aspen]

logan told me about this one haha

[floral aspen]

NO

[minor hill]

https://tenor.com/view/sylvester-the-cat-car-explosion-looney-tunes-cartoon-gif-26574433

some shi like this

[fossil patrol]

GOOD

[viral rover]

[upper turtle]

To be completely blunt though, Makki should learn basic knowledge. My dad won't be here forever, hers won't either. And what do you do then?

[tall widget]

you ask random people on the internet

[floral aspen]

i will have a husband

[tall widget]

😭

[deft blaze]

what is a windshield wiper?

[floral aspen]

the long thing on windshield

[minor hill]

makki could u tell me where the steering wheel is

[deft blaze]

[upper turtle]

You got your blinker fluid checked?

[faint palm]

What if the husband can't cook and says "Eh I got a wife"

[floral aspen]

yes

[floral aspen]

well that is marriage no

if one can’t do it the other does

[faint palm]

Hopefully not

Not in mine at least

[upper turtle]

Marriage is a team effort

[floral aspen]

this is what i’m saying

[tall widget]

if one can't do it the other should help the other learn

[floral aspen]

no he can cook

[faint palm]

Ye I cook, but my gf can cook

I just do it

[tall widget]

he can cook and show you how at the same time

[floral aspen]

so if he can’t for whatever reason i would

[tall widget]

there is a cat meowing at me

[faint palm]

is it @floral aspen

[minor hill]

does your steering wheel come with a combobulator or not

[solemn crater]

uh apparently 3 blackhawks flew over the city my mom is in, let’s hope it’s just a drill

[floral aspen]

is it lucy

[woven fog]

meow back

[tall widget]

no it's cas

[floral aspen]

what’s a combo later

[chrome hawk]

That’s fair enough

[floral aspen]

hi cas

[woven fog]

😂

[tall widget]

if she was my cat I'd send her to a different home

[faint palm]

you got a flux generator in your car?

[minor hill]

😭

[tall widget]

she's cleaning herself now

[south bay]

combo later xd

[floral aspen]

RUDE

[minor hill]

alright enough makki clowning shes our friend!

[floral aspen]

it autocorrected😭

[deft blaze]

did you car come with a transmission?

or did you settle for flintstones

[floral aspen]

what’s that one😭

pls i don’t know these words

[faint palm]

The stick in the car u move

[tall widget]

well from the sounds of things you love coffee and mcdonalds which I can't have my cat eating or drinking

[floral aspen]

i like watching the flintstones

[chrome hawk]

You are trolling right

[south bay]

nah thats too far now

[lament osprey]

Hey my love onessssss

[floral aspen]

why

[tall widget]

its bad for them

[deft blaze]

she isn't

[chrome hawk]

Do you know the words in your language at least

[floral aspen]

i don’t know about cars

[tall widget]

they would die

probably

[floral aspen]

yes i’m good at english class

[faint palm]

Aight we can stop clowning

[south bay]

did she honestly ask "whats a transmission" 😭😭😭

[faint palm]

We all got something we suck at cmon now

[floral aspen]

didn’t you learn too

[tall widget]

as much as I'd love to hate on those things I am also not at all smart on car stuff either 😭

[chrome hawk]

We’re not done yet

[faint palm]

I can't swim for example

[tall widget]

i know the words but not what they are

[south bay]

u can learn it in like a day

[deft blaze]

i can't drink milk, is that sucking at something?

[minor hill]

most advanced makki thought is her picking up a rock and putting it back down

[floral aspen]

not everyone

[faint palm]

Seems that way to you because you already know how to

[tall widget]

you suck at being tolerant to lactose

[faint palm]

It's not that easy man

[tall widget]

wow

[floral aspen]

no i have built a robot

[south bay]

obviously people with disabilities cant

[deft blaze]

yeah true

[solemn crater]

i think i maybe can swim, i havent been in a pool since i was 10 tho

[deft blaze]

it has never stopped me from eating cheese tho

[flint sparrow]

chat

[fossil patrol]

cat

[faint palm]

Quite the opposite I'd say

[tall widget]

duck

[floral aspen]

sometimes things don’t come as easy to people
it took me 7 months to learn how to open a master lock

[flint sparrow]

gui mikko

[floral aspen]

hi lord kitty cat

[tall widget]

this cat wont stop meowing at me and she looks like she wants to be on my lap but she doesn't want to

I don't know what she wants

[floral aspen]

hi cas

[tall widget]

she doesn't want attention either

[flint sparrow]

hi makki

[tall widget]

I think she wants me to follow her

[solemn crater]

she wants you to put on deoderant

[floral aspen]

do it

[deft blaze]

depderant

[flint sparrow]

she has a gift for you

[floral aspen]

deodorant

[solemn crater]

:(

[faint palm]

How many languages y'all know

[solemn crater]

cleaning while spelling is hard

[flint sparrow]

3

[solemn crater]

2

[fossil patrol]

3

[south bay]

4

[floral aspen]

2

[faint palm]

quite nice

Waiting for someone to say 1

[deft blaze]

are we considering languages I've partly learned

[faint palm]

Languages you can speak and hold a conversation in