gtao-crew

[past canopy]

discord invite? cant see u ingame

[pliant veldt]

joining right in

[gloomy ibex]

Friend inv sent.

[inner furnace]

did everyone leave?

[red comet]

New session

[formal sable]

Yes coz the host disconnected

[inner furnace]

oh i see

who is the new host?

[pliant veldt]

you are in the correct session

[gloomy ibex]

I didn't DC I restarted to refresh the catalogue data.

[inner furnace]

i see

imma try and sell again

[formal sable]

Uh 14 players right?

[reef osprey]

dc doesnt mean disconnec ther in terms of the game threw you out just that you left the session and transfered the host

[rich fox]

yo guys what's the crew name how can i join?

[red comet]

I joined you, then dropped the link

[naive gale]

can I do this in steam?

[reef osprey]

your link just says session has ended

[past canopy]

yes

[naive gale]

dumbass rockstar launcher doesn't even work

[gloomy ibex]

Derp, I forgot the Mansion doesn't show page 1 of Players.

[red comet]

Doesnt work for all

[pastel imp]

[past canopy]

make sure in rockstar launcher "RIch presence Discord" is enabled

[pliant veldt]

@red comet you can quit the MC, we have enough people

[formal sable]

You should just join using the intended method in pins, no point using the discord link

[naive gale]

last time I check it is

I just can't open it for now because "can't connect to rockstar library" or some shit

[past canopy]

and last thing discord must detect game is lauched

[pastel imp]

it says that im playing gta 2 trust

i barely played gta 5 so im just gonna help people

[pliant veldt]

alr I guess we can start selling

[naive gale]

spare me a ceo slot pls

nice discord join works now

[raven crane]

hey guys

who want help

[pliant veldt]

I'm going over to another business

[keen basalt]

inv me to help you

[naive gale]

you available?

[raven crane]

Yeah

invite

[keen basalt]

me too

[naive gale]

just need 1

[gaunt haven]

how can i join

[inner furnace]

damn as soon as i did one sell my connection was lost ;-;

[reef osprey]

seems to happen a lot to you lol

[inner furnace]

yeah unfortunately

[gaunt haven]

where you from

[pliant veldt]

after this sell session I will for sure buy a Vigilante and MonstroCiti

[rich fox]

+lmao

hi lester

[gaunt haven]

hahahah

[pliant veldt]

Monstrociti so I can have a HSW offroader

[rich fox]

th is monstrociti?

[red comet]

Anyone need help?

[rich fox]

yea i need

[gaunt haven]

how can i set up the targeting mode to free aim?

[fresh stirrup]

Found 1 result

Maibatsu MonstroCiti (HSW) | ᴏғғ ʀᴏᴀᴅ

This vehicle was added on June 13, 2023. Acquire it from Hao's Special Works (conversion). Has Imani Tech upgrades.

Prerequisite: MonstroCiti ($1,485,000)

Basic Info

$1,109,000 (PS5, XBX|S & PC Enhanced Exclusive)
1,990 kg
:wheel: AWD
:seat: 2 (Driver and passenger)

Performance

Tier :regional_indicator_s: in Off Road
1:00.327 Lap Time
135.75 mph Top Speed

monstrociti_hsw • Data from GTACars.net

[gloomy ibex]

Story Mode.
When you join our session it will change today.

[rich fox]

oh

[red comet]

Invite when you can

[rich fox]

what your nickname

[gaunt haven]

how

[inner furnace]

does region matter?

[pastel imp]

[red comet]

Sherandini

[gaunt haven]

really much

[naive gale]

@raven crane thanks a lot

[raven crane]

anytime bro

anyone else need he lp

[pastel imp]

feels weird playing gta 5 after playing gta 4 and watch dogs 2

[raven crane]

ive been wanting to play watch dogs 2 but can't find the time

hopefully in the summers

[rich fox]

k imma catch a mc ceo and then i can start

[gloomy ibex]

This session seems to be running fine now?

[pliant veldt]

heading to another business

[pastel imp]

played it on ps4 and loved it, now playing it on pc

[rich fox]

can u help me too bro>?

[pliant veldt]

after we sell MC businesses bunker is all that's left

I can sell nc and acid by myself

[red comet]

Helping others

[real saffron]

shall we try just duo it?

can't find 3rd

[rich fox]

i'm coming

DearH0pl

[red comet]

I am fine either way

[olive lynx]

I'm joining crew sesh, need to sell nc, are ceos maxed out?

[pliant veldt]

currently yes

[rich fox]

maxed out exactly

[pliant veldt]

after I sell you'll have a free spot tho

[real saffron]

inv to bunker

[pliant veldt]

if you manage to snipe it

[rich fox]

1sc

[olive lynx]

alr

[real saffron]

k

[pliant veldt]

oh

[rare monolith]

It kicked me idk

Only me or the lobby crashed?

[pliant veldt]

you got dc'd

so it was only you

[past canopy]

same

[rare monolith]

Your cargo is fine right?

[pliant veldt]

yeah, it's ok

[rare monolith]

Okay good

[rich fox]

fuck my internet

i'm sorry

[pastel imp]

most of the time it's not your internets fault

[rich fox]

host?

or what's the problem

[raven crane]

sure bro

[mellow void]

Its best to have the host in the deadest center possible, best possible spot being if they are on the far east side of NA-East or the most western part of Europe for being the host, which is why I typically host the 2nd crew session most of the time, since Im within the close stability of that line

When people don't coord who is host, you end up with lots of laggy players, which isn't fun for when you are doing sales, since thats an easy disconnect every few minutes

[rich fox]

oh

how to became host even lol

oh dang

i just realized

[raven crane]

you start session and become host

[olive lynx]

find new session then invite

[mellow void]

Start the session or have it randomly transfered to you

Though the issue is if someone starts a session then leaves, we wont know who is host

[raven crane]

i dont see you in the session @rich fox

[olive lynx]

Can someone retire once they're done thx

[rich fox]

invite me pls

[raven crane]

here you go

or

If you are in the crew, you can join the sell session through other crew members by going to Online -> Crews -> My Crews -> GTAO Discord Events -> View Members and joining off any crew member.

[pastel imp]

[real saffron]

ty @red comet

[olive lynx]

let's go, my turn now

[pastel imp]

imagine you get kicked 😭

[olive lynx]

actually no one join my org, I need the high demand bonus and we only got 20 ppl anyway

[red comet]

I am free to assist

[rich fox]

oh tysm man

appreciate that

[rich fox]

inv me

[olive lynx]

started sell already

[rich fox]

k

[pliant veldt]

@rare monolith @gloomy ibex @warm grail thanks a lot

just nc and acid left

[rich fox]

@raven crane rate the outfit

0 to 10

[elfin plume]

Any1 free to help ?

[olive lynx]

Coming

I sold my shi, you can register as ceo whoever needs

Down to help

[rare monolith]

I didn't know that you make ~50k just for helping selling stuff

[olive lynx]

Lowk no adrenaline rush selling 2 mil cargo without a single person trying to grief you

The thrill is kinda fun

[pliant veldt]

salaries are also 2x $ this week if I'm not mistaken

[olive lynx]

4x

[pliant veldt]

4x even

[olive lynx]

inv to business when you're there

[reef osprey]

@red comet can you take the 3rd car pls

[pliant veldt]

I once got 100k+ just for helping, with 4x that would have been insane money just by helping

[elfin plume]

In watehouse

Near the garment factory

*warehouse

[olive lynx]

ok coming

I'm outside

[elfin plume]

Boat 😂

[pliant veldt]

and I once again have cops at LSIA parking garage

[keen basalt]

anyone else trapped in the loading screen?

[olive lynx]

Better than 5-10 drops tbh

[pastel imp]

nope

[pliant veldt]

5-10 drops is easier since you don't have to lose the cops

atleast I can shoot the cops before getting to the top

[pastel imp]

did the sale glitch or smth 🥀

[olive lynx]

Nah just lose em and dump the whole lot safely

[real saffron]

no worries (sorry didn't react earlier had to go afk)

[olive lynx]

Easier to get griefed mid way

[rich fox]

np

[pliant veldt]

just remember in what type of session we are

[olive lynx]

Yeah there's usually a blacked out vehicle sitting on the first floor

[olive lynx]

Fair enough

[olive lynx]

Also if you do for some reason disconnect you'll still maintain most of the stock if you didn't deliver yet

[keen basalt]

Need 3 nobod13s

[olive lynx]

devil what now

[naive gale]

need help?

[keen basalt]

Sure

[elfin plume]

Bunker n nc

[keen basalt]

What's your sc

[olive lynx]

aight let's go

[pliant veldt]

good thing I've sold all my businesses

[naive gale]

Punished bla bla

[past canopy]

???

[rare monolith]

Omg i got raid. Need that mansion asap. Just switched to mc and it was instant

[raven crane]

its a sting

fuck

[keen basalt]

Ok

[elfin plume]

Call in MoC

[keen basalt]

Give me a sec

[naive gale]

what you selling

[keen basalt]

Anyone else? Need 2 more

[keen basalt]

Everything

[naive gale]

do the one that requires less people first then

[gloomy ibex]

I can help in 2 mins.

Gotta leave in about 50 mins after that though.

[olive lynx]

whatcu need it for

[keen basalt]

For some reason i can't invite anyone

The players don't appear in the menu

[elfin plume]

Wanna see if blocking works

[pliant veldt]

man, fuck the cops

[gloomy ibex]

Scroll left/right through the modes.

[naive gale]

look for prospects

[past canopy]

@rich fox what do u need

[elfin plume]

Dont call moc

I have it full

[olive lynx]

It'll prob just spawn them elsewhere

[rich fox]

kids

if possible

[past canopy]

ok

[olive lynx]

oh

[elfin plume]

Maybe but give it try

[gaunt haven]

how can i join the lobby?

[elfin plume]

Shitty mission anyway

[raven crane]

If you are in the crew, you can join the sell session through other crew members by going to Online -> Crews -> My Crews -> GTAO Discord Events -> View Members and joining off any crew member.

@gaunt haven

[rich fox]

oh shi sorry

[gaunt haven]

thank you

[rich fox]

jus wanter to stun

[olive lynx]

watch out I placed proxy mine

devil

[past canopy]

yeah sure

its 3rd time

[rich fox]

whatchu doing?

[gaunt haven]

thank you so much pal

[wild sigil]

u can be apart of more than 1 crew?

[pliant veldt]

and everything's been sold

[gaunt haven]

yes

[pliant veldt]

@balmy field do you see the light?

good stuff

[real saffron]

you can't upgrade vigilante in auto shop 😉

[pliant veldt]

yeah, I just now found out

Arena it is

[real saffron]

not sure that would work either

[pliant veldt]

it does work

[real saffron]

alr then 🙂

[rich fox]

congrats

[lilac spade]

Sell session started???

[pliant veldt]

yes

an hour ago

[lilac spade]

is there a link by any chance

[lilac spade]

Thank you bro I love you

[pliant veldt]

and the Vigilante Customisation is done

[pliant veldt]

here's the player list as well

[lilac spade]

Aight bro thank you, you're going to heaven

[copper sand]

Butt brooo why is only 1 player showing online when i go to crew members

[pliant veldt]

you're on Legacy, that's why

you need Enhanced

[copper sand]

👁️👄👁️✨

[olive lynx]

devil we won't be able to make all drops

[copper sand]

Okay thanks for telling then

[lilac spade]

How often do these selling sessions happen

[raven crane]

weekly

one right now

and one is 11 hours later

[lilac spade]

Oh aight

[pliant veldt]

MonstroCiti time now

[reef osprey]

just check the event tab of this discord there should be the times for you

[pliant veldt]

oh damn

[raven crane]

aW

[elfin plume]

Les leave it

[lilac spade]

Oh that's great thanks

[pliant veldt]

no idea what I got the discount for tho

[elfin plume]

3 mins to expire anyway

Take to night club

[pliant veldt]

I'll buy the MonstroCiti that's in the Car Meet since it's already pre-upgraded

[olive lynx]

why woudl you sell full stock w two ppl???

[elfin plume]

Never thought for dune

[pliant veldt]

tho I will need to add some upgrades

[elfin plume]

Most important didn't know it was 12 mins

[olive lynx]

Everyoen here is wililng to help so just ask

[balmy field]

Didn't pay attention

[pliant veldt]

no worries lol

[naive gale]

who the hell's selling weed here alone

[pliant veldt]

alr HSW upgrades applied, time to upgrade it in the Auto Shop for cheaper(and make it look good at the same time)

[olive lynx]

With these salaries and sell commissions I'm probably about to make as much as an actual cargo sale

thank you devil

you didn't see that

[elfin plume]

Thas a terrible drath

[olive lynx]

Most stable sparrow landing

[keen basalt]

driving with a high mf

[olive lynx]

you can iron mule the pounder custom????

[real saffron]

yep

[olive lynx]

what a time to be alive

[elfin plume]

Too far else i prefer drive

[olive lynx]

I'm buying an iron mule rn

[elfin plume]

Lock on jammed n countermeasures

[mellow void]

been a feature since the Dh-7 iron mule released

[gloomy ibex]

brb

[keen basalt]

How much?

[olive lynx]

The last dlc I played was the one before the mckenzie hangar

[north elbow]

any mods here

[real saffron]

nm

[pliant veldt]

time to fix the last little thing about my MonstroCiti

[formal sable]

Whoever who was helping me sell, I have to rejoin coz I got bugged

[gloomy ibex]

I have returned.

[olive lynx]

thank you for your sacrifice devil

[elfin plume]

Always

[keen basalt]

Get the bike

[olive lynx]

the iron mule will be remembered

[formal sable]

Bro what I joined a new session and I'm still stuck on the MC screen

[raven crane]

anyone down to help?

[olive lynx]

me and devil are free to help now if anyone needs

[elfin plume]

Last coke

[formal sable]

How does that make any sense

[olive lynx]

nvm devil needs to sell coke

[elfin plume]

Have to compensate for bunker loss

[olive lynx]

after that

[raven crane]

lmk when youre done

i need help with 4 mcs and

[pliant veldt]

MonstroCiti done

[raven crane]

half bunker

[olive lynx]

We'll be there shortly after this sell

[raven crane]

cool bro

[raven crane]

damn that's sick

[olive lynx]

devil wait

u sure you wanna sell w just two ppl after what happened last time

ok too late

[pliant veldt]

black primary, white secondary and white stripes livery is the combo

[olive lynx]

ok we got lucky

[elfin plume]

Post ops are removed

So why not

[olive lynx]

WHAT, SICNE WHEN?????

[elfin plume]

Been years ig

[pliant veldt]

it's also got Imani Tech upgrades as well, huh

forgot about that

[gloomy ibex]

Since Money Fronts, iirc, since the Weed Delivery is basically the Post Op mission with a different vehicle.

[pliant veldt]

only Lock On Jammer tho

that aint too bad

I have like 6 full Imani Tech cars (all of them have armor plates)

[olive lynx]

devil I'm not using missiles bc just ask mtj what happened the last time he tried to help me sell 😅

[elfin plume]

Thanks @olive lynx for your help

[raven crane]

@elfin plume down to help?

[pliant veldt]

oh yeah, the MonstroCiti is a gamechanger for me

[elfin plume]

No need to bother them

They just spawn n spawn

[olive lynx]

Yup we done now

[raven crane]

Cool

[pliant veldt]

it handles well just like other Offroaders, but since it has HSW it smokes them speed wise

[raven crane]

i'm inviting

[elfin plume]

Am disbanding so any1 can take spot

[raven crane]

leave MC

[olive lynx]

devil disband bc I'll get marked for death

[gloomy ibex]

@pliant veldt good dodge!

[raven crane]

done

[elfin plume]

Down to help any1

[real saffron]

ty @past canopy @warm grail

[pliant veldt]

well, I'm happy with today

got all I wanted

[keen basalt]

@gloomy ibex @red comet @naive gale 2 more sales and that's it

[pliant veldt]

and sold everything in an hour

[raven crane]

Need one more so if its bikes its easy

[elfin plume]

Lower bonus u mean

[olive lynx]

Anyone down to help jerry out

[raven crane]

bonus isn't that big of a priority

[pliant veldt]

time to try my luck at the Casino

[raven crane]

i'm starting

[naive gale]

@keen basaltyou selling hangar?

[elfin plume]

Bikes are very manageable

[keen basalt]

Yup, air or ground?

[elfin plume]

3 good for trashtrucks

[naive gale]

should sell alone

[raven crane]

ok boats

[keen basalt]

Just for the bonus while the meth lab fulls

[naive gale]

the people in the mc club won't count for hdb

[olive lynx]

yeah but u can't sell without em

[keen basalt]

Let me do it fast

Just 10 min

[pliant veldt]

I have 7 of them, in fact. those being: Patriot Mil-Spec, Buffalo STX, Terminus, Paragon S, Stinger TT, Buffalo EVX and Virtue

[olive lynx]

devil caught me slacking during sell mission

[keen basalt]

@naive gale let me do it

[pliant veldt]

I'll be on my way. See y'all next week

[olive lynx]

devil I was js tryna find the cache

anyways let's lock in now

[elfin plume]

G cache

[olive lynx]

G spot

[spice shore]

Is there anyone on ps5 here

[olive lynx]

G's spot

[naive gale]

@keen basalt this is why zancudo is inferior to lsia

[keen basalt]

You threw the cargo away

Twice

[covert spindle]

has the crew session ended? I cant seem to join crew members

[keen basalt]

Nope

[naive gale]

actually one time the missile bounced me away

[gloomy ibex]

I have to go now.

[keen basalt]

The crew sell session is only for pc

[rich fox]

i think you should go to the specified category for ps5, choose it as your device and you'll be able to find it

[keen basalt]

Sure

[olive lynx]

JERRY I LANDED IN THE WATER

BROOOOO

I'M SORRY

I'M SO SORRY

UHHH

JERRY

[raven crane]

its fine bro

[olive lynx]

I owe you for this

[keen basalt]

@naive gale @gloomy ibex @red comet i can't sell meth lab

It's bugged, give me a sec

[gloomy ibex]

I was the host and I had to leave at this time.

Session seemed pretty stable while I was there, good to know.

[keen basalt]

Thanks for the help man

I appreciate it

[elfin plume]

Thanks 4 the jet

I got this

[naive gale]

nothing's happening

[keen basalt]

@naive gale @red comet I'll try to rejoin

One minute

[gloomy ibex]

Might be time someone else with a giga-rig and massive Internets to make new session?

[red comet]

I have to afk for a few, I'll be back

[naive gale]

it's peer 2 peer after so I doubt if that matters

[gloomy ibex]

One player is Host in GTA Online since launch.

There are p2p channels as well.

[olive lynx]

jerry what we doing now

[gloomy ibex]

It's ridculous hosting Deathmatch, instant head shot registering like it's single player.
Because host authority and no server rewind.

[keen basalt]

@red comet join the mc

[raven crane]

cash then weed

[olive lynx]

aight bet

[raven crane]

you guys take the truck and my jet for protection, i'm at the next mc

[naive gale]

2 is fine

[keen basalt]

just in case

[red comet]

Im back, sorry

[elfin plume]

Another horrifying death

[olive lynx]

I tried to pull a top gun maverick with your raiju mb

drunk driving a delivery vehicle is insane work

[elfin plume]

Can drink beer to counter

[keen basalt]

@naive gale that's it

thank you for the help

appreciate it

gtg

@red comet thank you too

[raven crane]

Thank you @elfin plume @olive lynx

[olive lynx]

devil why do I always face the most horrific death around you

[elfin plume]

I did see the death

[olive lynx]

np

me, jerry (maybe) and devil are down to help anyone else

[raven crane]

yeah sure

I need to sell acid first

[elfin plume]

Where ever i go death follows

[raven crane]

thanks for helping me hit 20m

[olive lynx]

should I join notbarney2 or vanquish

[raven crane]

vanquish

or just join me

[elfin plume]

Coke lockup in paleto bay 😶‍🌫️

[red comet]

uh, are we stuck?

[tropic carbon]

No idea

[formal sable]

I think earth hero is still modifying

Sherandini and matwith1tee are ready for me

[tropic carbon]

Im stuck my character holding door and waiting

Not moving

[red comet]

Mine is same, maybe the timer will let us loose

[formal sable]

Yeah let's see

[tropic carbon]

Shall I rejoin?

[formal sable]

Wait

4 secodns

Ok it failed

Are any of you still stuck?

[tropic carbon]

Yes

[formal sable]

Ok yeah rejoin

[red comet]

Yes

[formal sable]

After this, meth should be full and that's it

[tropic carbon]

Joined

[formal sable]

I don't see you

Unless you're still loading

Nvm

I see you now

[tropic carbon]

Im standing front of u

[formal sable]

uh are you earth hero?

[red comet]

I had to restart game. I rejoined and still couldn't move

[tropic carbon]

Yes

[formal sable]

Oh I thought you were mat mb

[elfin plume]

Can load bike in titan

[olive lynx]

come mckenzie then

[elfin plume]

Kk

[olive lynx]

open bay from interaction menu

[tropic carbon]

@formal sable ill visit my wh's and come

[formal sable]

Ok

[red comet]

Wow, really messed up game. Rebooting pc now

[elfin plume]

Doesn't have cargobay i think

[olive lynx]

Oh, np

[elfin plume]

Gotta drive

[raven crane]

god bless mansion's driverless taxi

no i had to get a snack

[olive lynx]

or that I guess...

[raven crane]

i'm a freak but not that big of one

[red comet]

Yay, I got back in

[elfin plume]

Not the meth too

[raven crane]

anyone need help or

[elfin plume]

Dc ed ?

[olive lynx]

Anyone need help

[covert spindle]

brb have to kill my isp

[olive lynx]

Somone pls hire me I really want that free salary

[raven crane]

sure

[olive lynx]

yo jerry can you hire me

thx

[raven crane]

enjoy

did the research mission start for you too @olive lynx

[olive lynx]

All things on my map are gone other than your properties

[raven crane]

damn

should be fine now

[olive lynx]

ok they're back now

[formal sable]

@red comet @tropic carbon @rare monolith
Thanks so much for the help!

[tropic carbon]

Np

[red comet]

Gotta go, it was fun, as always.

[olive lynx]

yo invite me again whoever that was

[old raptor]

How big is sell sesh now

[olive lynx]

6 ppl

[old raptor]

o

[olive lynx]

@raven crane I got warned for the mansion taxi joke I made earlier lmao

Don't bring gta humor into real life lol

Also explains why we got a lot performative and woke female players here

People literally own a coc*ine (they prolly banned that word too) lockup with staff in underwear and that's not considered "nsfw or objectionable" strangely enough.

[pastel imp]

[round scaffold]

You're allowed to say cocaine

[reef hazel]

VRO IN LOVE WITH DA COCO?!!?!?

[pastel imp]

what if you replace the first A with k

[reef hazel]

[pastel imp]

coco puffs?

[rich fox]

cockine lmao

new drug invented

[pastel imp]

[rich fox]

in a local discord community filled with geniuses

[olive lynx]

And yet you can't say g*y tony

[round scaffold]

How sad, can we get 5 likes?

[olive lynx]

I'm more faithful to the lore and world-building of the game than a fake ass community that wants to censor harmless words while they let modders roam free in channels. Because let's just focus on the unimportant things as staff lol.

[round scaffold]

What

[olive lynx]

Don't play dumb

Oh wait shit you don't know

Well I ain't snitching lmao

Anyways I apologize

I went a bit too far

[round scaffold]

Sounds like you want them to roam free tbh

[olive lynx]

Whether I want to or not, you're gonna be too busy enforcing the word g*y lol

[round scaffold]

You're saying it and nothing's happening

[olive lynx]

gay

Oh shit damn

Uhh thanks I guess

Sorry for rambling pointlessly earlier

Guys I'm going to be going afk overnight in this session, in case I become the host I'm GMT+0 so I should be close to the folks in north america as well as europe

[rich fox]

gay

GAY

I AM GAY

fuh i cant even send gif(*((((((((((((\

[pale willow]

https://klipy.com/gifs/let-that-sink-in-3

[twilit lake]

its just tenor links hmm

[steep crown]

Wow this channel’s chat quality has been heavily degraded

No safe space anymore

@simple solstice come back

[steep crown]

Btw I think you’re a little confused

We’re just discord staff on a fan-made server, we have no control over the game or any connections to rockstar

So like… gta rules don’t quite apply here

And the server is 13+

[formal hare]

Once I get pc, I will infect this crew

[old raptor]

You already have

[formal hare]

Needs parts (technically just part but I'm not gnna turn that on if it was left on the street for a reason)

[old raptor]

Infected the crew

[old raptor]

It’s what happens when i’m not online

[formal hare]

non gta crew role user talking in gtao-crew

[thorny pasture]

god forbid

[old raptor]

Yes you

Disgusting

[simple solstice]

[olive lynx]

I never said you’re affiliated with rockstar and also I think you have a social responsibility to not be letting 14 yo’s play an 18+ game

[simple solstice]

Looks like a high quality chat to me

[simple solstice]

The point is that this is a completely different platform with their own terms of service and usage guidelines.

[old raptor]

Why would the mods be in charge of who got on the game what

[olive lynx]

• Make independent server based on an 18+ media
• Allow members to be 13+

[old raptor]

The way you said that second sentence is kind of ominous

[simple solstice]

Read what i said again.

[olive lynx]

It’s like making a forum about 🌽 then saying 🌽 discussions are not allowed oh and allowing members to be kids

[simple solstice]

You can't enact an age requirement on a platform that's 13+.

And no, it really isn't the same

[olive lynx]

It is because they’re both legally endorsed 18+ media

[simple solstice]

Except this is a community on discord, which again, completely different platform with its own rules and guidelines

They don't enforce ToS the way discord wants, t&s gets all up their asses

[olive lynx]

Fair enough

[steep crown]

Yah now that you’re here

[steep crown]

That’s one of the analogies of all time

[round scaffold]

Wait until they find out in game text chat censors a lot of stuff

[keen basalt]

You can also say porn

[steep crown]

Realistically even if the server was 18+, which we physically cannot do because discord partners, who uses their actual birth date online

[simple solstice]

Should i start complaining about all the cheaters again, for old times sake

[steep crown]

Yes

But blame it on the mods of this discord instead of rockstar

[simple solstice]

Man those cheaters grrrrrr

[steep crown]

We’re here wasting our time moderating the discord instead of fixing the game

Truly devastating

[round scaffold]

On my coffee break rn, will fix mantrap glitch later

[keen basalt]

It's funny that you're arguing about which words are prohibited and you're censoring the ones that are not censored

[simple solstice]

That doesn't sound on brand for me

[steep crown]

He’s worried about the children’s uhh sanity

[simple solstice]

Ok im retiring again bye guys

[steep crown]

Go write some code

One day you’ll have a fully functioning discord bot

[simple solstice]

It already is

[steep crown]

Oh

Then go add more stuff that will inevitably break it

[simple solstice]

Perfect

We love tech debt

Gonna add 500 more commands

[steep crown]

🤝

[keen basalt]

Are you a child at 13?

[steep crown]

I will go study chemistry topics that have nothing to contribute to my engineering degree

[steep crown]

Legally yes

Teenager is just an age group

If that’s what you mean

[keen basalt]

Even so, it's an international political problem, the server can't do much about it

[keen basalt]

I mean socially, legally yes until age 18

[red comet]

I assume I am supposed to interact with this, but looked like someone had it under control, so I walked away... 🤣

[steep crown]

He got what he deserves

[formal hare]

Glitch?

[zealous lake]

Burn him..

Sacrifice him!

For the god of kei truck!!!

If you have molotov of course

[celest lake]

[mellow void]

Would you turn down a night with 2 strippers on valentines day, while dating someone?

He didn't

[mellow void]

People manipulate the game by increasing their fps to lag out

[final nimbus]

wassup

[celest lake]

[inner furnace]

Last night I got so fedup with my net that I just quit directly and didn't join the session anymore. ;-;

Hopefully today it will be better

Sooooo who is gonna start the sessionn

Wall?

[mellow void]

Im unable to as of the moment, I may be able to login sometime tomorrow or sunday to help people but not sure still

unless a miracle happens in the next 40 minutes that is

[inner furnace]

ah

well i guess someone else will then

[glacial mesa]

Day 2 waiting for PS5 to assemble (if you're ps5 react to this I'll ping you all the fckin time)

[tired lintel]

crew assemble for sell sessiomn

[inner furnace]

did ps5 gain consciousness? we have ps5's in the server?

[glacial mesa]

Ion know man you tell me. Yeah probably bcuz ps5 can roam freely in public sesh yk, unlike the other platform

[lost sinew]

sell sesh is active? im loggin in now

[inner furnace]

unfortunately nah, no one made one yet i think

[lost sinew]

very well then, join me, cuz i just made one. 'closed crew session' - that's all we need to do right?

[mellow void]

I would have by now, still unable to login :(

I wouldn't mind hosting a session sometime this weekend, unless I magically are able to login within the next 30 minutes (heavily unlikely)

[modern forum]

How can I join one session

[keen basalt]

We should host at least two sell sessions per week

Not just one

[modern forum]

Can someone drop me a invite, id Moni-Q

[lost sinew]

join me everyone, SC name is same as here

[mellow void]

I can totally host more sessions weekly if people want to do so, might not get as much traction but I could do it none the less

[modern forum]

Sent you a req

[keen basalt]

Would be great

[modern forum]

Thanks

[mellow void]

Ill figure out what people wanna do after the current sell session though, As well as what days people want to (try) to do them on

[keen basalt]

Count me in.
Monday/Tuesday

[lost sinew]

ok, we got 2 people now; BicyclistBrandon and Moni-Q

just completed 1st sale for a small bonus, hope more people will join soon 🙂

[tired lintel]

Session?

[tired lintel]

I am joining

[tired lintel]

Trying to join crew members
But unable to

Can u give me session invite?

@1324534951244464189

[hollow spruce]

join on jackettttt

he's visible in the crew list

[tired lintel]

i am in

[tired lintel]

anyone free to help sell MC businesses?

[naive gale]

the session isn't free aim?

not that it matters anyway

[tired lintel]

it doesnt

[lost sinew]

Notice; i'll be leaving and rejoining in a moment. So, the session should be fine, but there may be some lagging as it switches to a new host

[naive gale]

anyway you still need help?

[tired lintel]

I have started sell

[lost sinew]

i could use 1 helper if ur free tony

[tired lintel]

Will let u know on enxy

Next

[naive gale]

sure invite

[lost sinew]

i have NC and hangar left, but can solo those

[naive gale]

alr disband

[lost sinew]

ty for the help yall, that was super smooth

[naive gale]

@tired lintel uhm

[tired lintel]

try use atomizer

[naive gale]

ok fixed it

[tired lintel]

2 more business
@lost sinew help?

[lost sinew]

wait plz!

sry that was too close, ill stop playing around lol

[naive gale]

@lost sinew can you help me sell bunker?

[lost sinew]

sure

[tired lintel]

I can help as well

[lost sinew]

how u get there so fast...

[naive gale]

simple job with an aa trailer

3 minute sale

[lost sinew]

ya the sale was super fast too

i think u must be haxxor champion

[tired lintel]

Anyone need help!
Or I start my bail office bounty?

[lost sinew]

im all done, but i do want someone to do Short Trip with me

[naive gale]

what's haxxor?

[lost sinew]

funny way of saying hacking

[tired lintel]

Weekly mission is deadline right?

Shall we do it?

[naive gale]

that's the neat part, I don't hack

[lost sinew]

yea i believe you! hope you can teach me sometime. this game is complicated and full of glitches right

[naive gale]

but you gotta be rich to do it

an aa trailer isn't free

[lost sinew]

i can easily buy one. you can use it to travel faster?

[naive gale]

it's a little hard to say by words

but you can research about it on youtue. just find job warp

[pastel imp]

you can still job tp in 4 seconds which is pretty nice

[pliant veldt]

updated my Buffalo STX a bit

used to be white with a big wing

and you know what's the funniest thing? I store it in my Agency, where I store all my Imani Tech cars

and look what just so happens to be across

my Buffalo EVX

[elfin plume]

After years rockstar blessed me

[abstract trail]

Is this car releasesd??

[pliant veldt]

that's just the base STX, not the police variant that's supposed to come out

and yes, it is in the game

[abstract trail]

I see

[pliant veldt]

it's among the popular cars on Southern San Andreas

you'll see it immediatly

[abstract trail]

Okay ty

[final nimbus]

Knew someone was following

[umbral steppe]

man

[fair rapids]

yo

[mellow void]

Alright gng, we are back

[umbral steppe]

ready to roll

640pm i feel like i'm the only guy here from usa

@spark geyser

someone better join :((((

[mellow void]

well its 4:47pm for me, west side US

[spark geyser]

Keep getting dragged into this mode I'll play one game but not the biggest fan of it

[old raptor]

From what

[mellow void]

The russians are out for my spine again

[spark geyser]

[old raptor]

[mellow void]

Whats even funnier is they tried to hack my microsoft account and the location goes to a random bunker in the middle of a warzone ;-;

They are truly a bogdan problem

[umbral steppe]

IM TERRIBLE i just want that little green checkmark by the ⭐ icon

i like completion

i have been playing this since 2016 or 2017

i'm a 100%er

yet i can't get no one to join me for short trips

ppl nope-out when they have to use weak guns and snacks

nobody gonna join our duet slimboy

i wanted to do valentine day with yous XDDDDD

[spark geyser]

If you need someone for short trips don't mind running that

[umbral steppe]

ok i leave

thank yous

oh shit i need frankling to call me first

[umbral steppe]

why everybody leave at the same time

[spark geyser]

You dc'd

[umbral steppe]

no

[spark geyser]

? The other 3 of us were still going, I'm saying you lost connection

[green heath]

when everyone leaves at the same time you got disconnected

[rich fox]

was going on, everyone off?

somebody give me invite pls

[pastel imp]

[rich fox]

wasu

[pastel imp]

[old raptor]

bye

[pastel imp]

[fair rapids]

hi

[pastel imp]

[old raptor]

hi

[mellow void]

[pastel imp]

hello

[celest lake]

[final nimbus]

🙂

[olive tide]

[pastel imp]

[real saffron]

@oblique cloak hey

[rich fox]

🥹👋

why tf this channel died after 1-day playing lmao

[old raptor]

That usually happens

[rich fox]

oh, i think i just got it

[old raptor]

We pretend to like each other when the sell sessions happen

[rich fox]

ppl stock their stuff for a couple days, and then come here to sell it?

lmao

[rich fox]

wym xD

[real saffron]

we got a sesh of 3 rn lol

[rich fox]

send an invite pls

here

[real saffron]

u got it

[rich fox]

sure

thx

[real saffron]

aim is partial but nobody cares lol

not official sesh lol

[rich fox]

what's the difference even :/

[real saffron]

how does @akira stays afk without getting kicked i wonder lol

[rich fox]

@oblique cloak what

hello lester

[formal sable]

Autoclicker prob

[oblique cloak]

🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 In a car I lock the key for handbreak(space) with a coin^^

@real saffron im online now 😄 which channel

[rich fox]

hahah lmao

but what did u want?

vc?

[oblique cloak]

vc?

[rich fox]

?

[oblique cloak]

yeah voice channel right @real saffron .

are you guys even talking? 😄

[rich fox]

nope

[oblique cloak]

k. send invite for missions if you want.

[rich fox]

never did that

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

I WANT.TO.SEND.FUCKING.GIFS.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[oblique cloak]

well im going for a smoke brb.

[mellow void]

If you get level 5, you can upload gifs as files

[rich fox]

nah its a shit let's be honest

[rich fox]

smoke is killing

[glacial mesa]

sup crewy! day 1000 to assemble **PS5 **crew members for a proper sesh

[rich fox]

@hollow spruce @real saffron wanna join me on a car robbery?

[real saffron]

busy 🙂

[rich fox]

oh dang

[rich fox]

whatchu doin

[real saffron]

sourcing air cargo

[rich fox]

k got it

[glacial mesa]

how do you guys have matching pfp and background?

[rich fox]

idk lol

just a coincedence

[glacial mesa]

that's the signal yk, real friends for a lifetime type shi

[rich fox]

[real saffron]

friends for a sesh for sure

[clear pike]

What's going on

[abstract trail]

@mellow void hii

[mellow void]

If anyone wants to run a few sales Im open to doing so shortly

[celest lake]

In gta

[spark geyser]

Did you want to run some sales and want help? Or just hosting a session

[mellow void]

Just run some sales for others, I guess it could be a session unless you have missions you wanna do

just crusiing with some paramedics I guess until someone gives me something to to

[spark geyser]

Ah alright, guess I'm just bored too and didn't mind helping sells
I guess I have some missions I could, but its career progress stuff, two casino missions with less than 50% damage

[mellow void]

oh yea I heard you wanted to do casino aggro on hard mode right? I have it setup but its on diamonds since I never did it with anyone, we could just take it until we get prompted to leave if you want

[spark geyser]

Aggro elite, but I was refering to the casino missions, bad beat & strong arm tactics

[mellow void]

oh the casino missions I can do

[spark geyser]

Yeah I just need less than 50% damage on those

[mellow void]

Im going to restart then you can invite me, also do we know when we are doing act 3 with siranium?

also if its 3 or 4 players?

[spark geyser]

No idea tbh, @round scaffold and I think @old raptor asked about it too?

[mellow void]

Im literally ready to do it whenever so long as I have a time frame of when we start

[spark geyser]

Ye I'm free for several hours now,
I joined from above, good for the missions or should I start from invite only to not get dumped in pubs after?

[mellow void]

probably best

I just bought -1 super heavy armor??

I was making sure I was stocked up and Ig the game is deducting me

[spark geyser]

I read someone say you can use the Kuruma on this one if you bring it before parking the car at the vineyard?

[old raptor]

[mellow void]

gotta go fast though

what is this guy doin ;-;

roller coaster of emotions mission that was

[naive gale]

what's up guys

[spark geyser]

Thanks tho, I got the challenge done
Now just bad beat

[mellow void]

hello

[spark geyser]

Rooftop shoot-out where I basically just cry behind a bar

[naive gale]

I woke up and suddenly now I have patreon role

[mellow void]

pretty normal pub session, a guy flying around blasting people

[mellow void]

sounds pretty fun

time to bust out my good old MG and play it out like rambo

[celest lake]

Oi

Explain me something

[mellow void]

the rapid fire is hefty

@spark geyser my snacks and armor are gone

[spark geyser]

Oof

[old raptor]

Would you like me to intervene

[spark geyser]

I can drop some if that still works

[mellow void]

theres invis enemies

can't even kill them

[spark geyser]

Thanks gta

[mellow void]

time to run to ammunation and snatch up some armor I guess

[mellow void]

if you want to, wouldn't mind the help

[old raptor]

Olay

[mellow void]

this looks like something I'd make 😭

[old raptor]

What da fak

[mellow void]

I wanna say rapid fire but it'd be so funny if levi fell off the roof

[old raptor]

sorry about that

[old raptor]

Xenomorphs are less powerful than i thought

[spark geyser]

[mellow void]

be a cyclops, big and strong but not the smartest

[spark geyser]

Just restocked amour, inviting

[old raptor]

What remaining challenges do you have left?

[mellow void]

Ill be one second

[spark geyser]

Just less than 50% on this one

[mellow void]

When we started that mission 8 guys ran up the stairs at once on one side and I had a mini heart attack 💔

[old raptor]

Use your walluigi magic

[mellow void]

there is no magic

random explosive?

[old raptor]

[spark geyser]

Rip

[old raptor]

Getting armor

[spark geyser]

I sent invites, but yeah grab snacks and amour

[old raptor]

Yeheyy

[spark geyser]

Woo thanks
Should be it

And it was,.perfect thanks Levi, wall

[mellow void]

[old raptor]

Yw shady

[spark geyser]

Now only if siranium was around for act 3 elite

Now just casino work for that one, 100 yay

[mellow void]

and Ill be grinding agency contracts in the case anyone needs some help

[spark geyser]

Just doing contracts too in there

[mellow void]

Currently arguing with people in another server about another game thats plotting its own downfall, the normal stuff

[spark geyser]

I do have other contact mission shit still if people are bored enough
Loweriders (pain), couple Gerald missions and mercenaries

[mellow void]

Im in to do those, I don't mind contact missions, lamar ones are pretty fun, until you need 4 people

do love the funeral mission though, gives me lots of nostalgia

[spark geyser]

Well I invited for the 2 player lowrider ones

[mellow void]

can't even buy armor cause Im so poor

evading police on this one is funsies

[spark geyser]

Rip,

[mellow void]

@spark geyser follow my car exactly , just gotta trust it, theres a car width of space you can fit into to avoid detection at the road block

you just gotta go fast and careful

[spark geyser]

Rip the restart voided the challenges

Was hoping since it was just driving it might not

[mellow void]

we can redo it, pretty easy

quick restarting most older missions destroys some stuff like the placed roadblocks or obstacles that are placed around

that guy shouldn't have spawned that way, nor facing this direction and there was 3 of him

[spark geyser]

Just gta things

[mellow void]

Ill let you take lead if you want, Ill just follow and let you run it how you want

what if it was just the outfit bad luck given

[spark geyser]

If you know a path I'm happy to follow

[mellow void]

a game where the game wasn't trying to make me fail?

the road block actually spawned in that time

[spark geyser]

Didn't get no snacks or amour, but didn't use non or run over any :/

Ah well I'll try later
Time for the one that people use for glitches

[mellow void]

Ah yes, its a G thing

yea?

[spark geyser]

Ye

[mellow void]

My car wouldn't spawn in

That is luck if I've ever seen it

literally not even an inch further and we were back to wanted

[spark geyser]

Yeah I accepted we were gonna get seen but wow

Ok 100% done on that one

[mellow void]

currently ricing someones car in microsoft paint
progress is small but its there

[spark geyser]

[mellow void]

combat stance?

any missed ones that time or full coverage?

[spark geyser]

Snacks again and amour again
Didn't use any but could have ran over one

[mellow void]

I didn't use any either, just in case its counting for what I do (don't think it would) but we can retry

For when we take down enemies, do right side, right side, guy in car, then the guy on the far left of the group of 3

[spark geyser]

Alright be a moment tho

[spark geyser]

Back and invited

[mellow void]

some solid progress while I waited

it was probably due to the guy in the car, window breaking + the car guy didn't fully complete his path

[spark geyser]

Ah ok

[mellow void]

take out the guy in the car once the other car comes to a complete stop and we should be solid

[spark geyser]

Sure, wasn't as slow since we had a plan

Got it

[mellow void]

lovely

whats next on the bucket list

[spark geyser]

Point and shoot which I think is the last 2 player one

Then just the snacks on that first one

[mellow void]

Kinda wish there wasn't a billion enemies that spawn in at once right there

[spark geyser]

Yeah it's annoying I also blew the accuracy anyway sniping

[mellow void]

absolutely scuffed that ramp jump

[spark geyser]

Didn't get snacks again
Happens a lot the first run I don't get it

[mellow void]

we can rerun it, not too worried about it

thats strange, was going to preplant something

[spark geyser]

Wut

[mellow void]

noted that the strange beings in the building are spawned in ahead of time

[spark geyser]

Counted that time

[mellow void]

anything else to grab up?

[spark geyser]

Slow and low snacks for the 2 player ones

[mellow void]

seems easy enough

(as we've already done that one a few times )

[spark geyser]

Got it
That's all 2p Loweriders done thanks wall

[mellow void]

anything outside of lamar stuff? Mercs and gerald stuff?

[spark geyser]

Yeah sure

Done a fair bit of Gerald stuff already but 4 need accuracy

[pastel imp]

[mellow void]

I uh... got stuck?

I looked away while flying the mk2 and flew into a building I guess

[spark geyser]

[mellow void]

@spark geyser my mk2 is here if you want?..

[keen basalt]

You guys in a session?

[mellow void]

yea running some missions

[round scaffold]

@mellow void @spark geyser @old raptor

[mellow void]

is it that time?

[round scaffold]

Seems like it

[spark geyser]

Rapid fired

[mellow void]

alright mk2 is not the play

[keen basalt]

I can help if you guys need one more

[spark geyser]

Then spawned in a group unarmed thanks game

[mellow void]

Idk if theres much else besides the kuruma but gerald missions have almost no restrictions for what you can bring

[spark geyser]

That mission is just accuracy for me anyway

[mellow void]

Coffee + drink gathering then Im ready

[round scaffold]

Finna do preps in the meantime