gtao-crew

[exotic condor]

im loaded in

[pliant veldt]

wondering if any of my creations will be in this playlist

[exotic condor]

lol we doin races

[pliant veldt]

since I created a race and a team deathmatch

[fleet girder]

Okie dokie

[unreal tangle]

on foot?

[exotic condor]

but if u need help

im happy to assist

cuz im on freeroam

[balmy field]

[pliant veldt]

damn, whoever rammed me in the back got me good

[royal mortar]

sorry guys

😤

😭

[pliant veldt]

GO BLUE TEAM

[pastel imp]

idk what im trying to do

lmao

[azure river]

same

i am really new to these xD

[pastel imp]

yayyy

[unreal tangle]

YESSS

[pliant veldt]

noooo

[azure river]

is there more than one round?

[raven crane]

bro was fighting for his life

[pastel imp]

[pliant veldt]

yes

3

[raven pivot]

gg

[azure river]

omg

my game crashed

[fleet lance]

Yes, first to 3 wins

[azure river]

;-;

[unreal tangle]

are you serious

[valid falcon]

STAND YOUR GROUND BLUE

[azure river]

already crashed my game sir

[pastel imp]

i wasn't looking

😭

who put the windmill there 🥀

[raven crane]

we might lose this one

[azure river]

how do i rejoin it

[pastel imp]

i trolled

lol

i was looking behind me

gonna be a close one lol

[pliant veldt]

LETS GOOO

[azure river]

how do i rejoin

[pliant veldt]

we blue team are like Ultramarines

[pliant veldt]

For Macragge!!

[balmy field]

Sadly I must inform that I have to leave as my fever got better of me

[wicked leaf]

elite ball knowle

dge

[balmy field]

Would had been great to play these again, but puking while playing isn't enjoyable

[pastel imp]

was gonna say i always hated the color blue lol

[north elbow]

why is oraange killing themselves

locktf in

[valid falcon]

GGs

[raven crane]

Orange needs to lock in

[pastel imp]

gg

[raven crane]

we had such a good start

[pliant veldt]

@warm grail sorry for that lol

I ran your shit

[fleet lance]

That sucks 😔

[pliant veldt]

I exploded lol

@pastel imp damn how did you surive that

[pastel imp]

bruh

idk

i ssaved

i couldn't turn now

so gl

😭

it's so top heavy

[pliant veldt]

damn

last round

[pastel imp]

i thought it was over when we lost :p

[pliant veldt]

BLUE TEAM, STAND FIRM. WE WILL NOT FALL. WE WILL WIN

DEFEAT THEM!

[raven pivot]

sry buddy

mb

[raven crane]

NOOOOO

[azure river]

this is really fun hope there are more sumo ones xD

[pliant veldt]

noo

[raven crane]

bro took the easy way out

[pastel imp]

DID WE WINN?

[past canopy]

gg

[tulip cobalt]

DAMNIT JESSE

[unreal tangle]

YESSS

[pastel imp]

[tulip cobalt]

WE GOTTA COOK

[pliant veldt]

Jesse like sabotaging fr

[pastel imp]

@tulip cobalt no way you survived me almost pushing you off but then fly off 😭

[pliant veldt]

this one again?

[pastel imp]

wym this one..

and again..

[tulip cobalt]

Bro I was so lucky

[azure river]

different stunt races?

[tulip cobalt]

I got out of two of those xD

[pastel imp]

i was so sure you were off

[north elbow]

give it a second

friend's tryna join

[pastel imp]

i was like you are not escaping

[azure river]

i got rammed by 3 people right at the start xD

[fleet lance]

Can't, game starts automatically after 2 minutes

[pliant veldt]

this race was in the playlist last event, which was 3/4 months ago

[tulip cobalt]

Fortune favours the bull 💪

[pastel imp]

i was good at the last round

shame i wasnt at 2 and 3rd

oh god

[unreal tangle]

oh god

the horror

wtf is this shit

[fleet lance]

@untold kindle Do you have low-grip tires equipped?

[pastel imp]

i was leading for a bit

that's what it matters

[pliant veldt]

5th again

I'll take it

[pastel imp]

i got 3rd

[tulip cobalt]

LMFAO I SAW THAT UNNAMED

[pastel imp]

unamed gonna dnf

😭

[pliant veldt]

for some reason I feel like stock Panto is best for this

[pastel imp]

level 25 wooo

[pliant veldt]

since it accelerates slower

[pastel imp]

i had stock lol

[unreal tangle]

oh the horror

[pliant veldt]

same

[pastel imp]

i won't have customs for half the races

[pliant veldt]

I have a lot of cars, maybe some customs will appear

[pastel imp]

82 points

yeah

instead of being a list of cars

[unreal tangle]

why is the person hosting winning everyone?

[azure river]

yall are some sweats

[pastel imp]

you have to go one by one

[unreal tangle]

suspicious

[pastel imp]

cuz he's totally cheating

[azure river]

how did you manage to finish that quick

[pliant veldt]

he didn't win always

[royal mortar]

mega rampa

[pastel imp]

i could've been first

[azure river]

i didnt even finish

[royal mortar]

@pastel imp me too

[pastel imp]

I WAS SO CLOSEE

then i messed up at those snakes thing

[pliant veldt]

I could have been 3rd had I not been greedy at the end

[pastel imp]

hueheuh i was 3rd

[pliant veldt]

hmm, interesting

[unreal tangle]

ima afk this or the one after this one

[pliant veldt]

Patriot Mil-Spec

[unreal tangle]

gotta eat

[pliant veldt]

thank god I have one

what

[pastel imp]

I LOVE MEGA RAMPS

im loading for years

[unreal tangle]

sameee

[pliant veldt]

same here

[unreal tangle]

is this skill or luck based

[pliant veldt]

luck

[unreal tangle]

i keep going to the side

[past canopy]

lol what

[pastel imp]

intrusive thoughts

can't belive i bike glitched to the end lol

[royal mortar]

gg

[pastel imp]

i keep blowing up 🥀

yayy no dnf

[pliant veldt]

8th place

ah well

still finished

for some reason the vehicles I was getting were modded(despite me not owning them lol)

[pastel imp]

gonna be in vc but no mic

is the same for all

[pliant veldt]

I have mic but I won't be in vc

[pastel imp]

be in vc but mute

[pliant veldt]

another mega ramp?

[azure river]

yo finallly 4th place

[fleet lance]

It's on shuffle, happens

[pliant veldt]

oh, so we don't know what's gonna be next

huh

[fleet lance]

Yeah pretty much

[azure river]

hope we got more sumo in there

[pliant veldt]

that will be interesting

[pastel imp]

oh god

[fleet lance]

Don't think there's another sumo 😔

[pastel imp]

shame

[pliant veldt]

btw @fleet lance did you add in the 2 things I made?

[fleet lance]

Didn't get the chance to try them sadly

[pastel imp]

WHYY

[pliant veldt]

whaat

how?

[pastel imp]

saying why cuz i blew up

[pliant veldt]

I blew up while on my side

[raven crane]

@tulip cobalt LMFAOOOOOO

[unreal tangle]

honestly

this got boring quickly

[raven crane]

sorry guys i gotta go

[pastel imp]

@tulip cobalt LMAO

[unreal tangle]

ima afk the rest

[pastel imp]

hope there's no more mega ramps 🥀

[pliant veldt]

5th place, again...

[fleet lance]

I think there's one more in the playlist

[pliant veldt]

it's like I keep getting 5th place

[azure river]

6th

[pliant veldt]

hope they can be added to the next playlist

[pastel imp]

bruh i think i got kicked out :(

i did

whyyyyyy

[pliant veldt]

face to face

[pastel imp]

im tryna join back

[north elbow]

out of like8 jobs, we'll be finme

[tulip cobalt]

I hope someone got a clip of me 😭

[pliant veldt]

let's make it simple, drive on the right side

[azure river]

i am a bad driver

[pliant veldt]

so we don't cause as much chaos

[pastel imp]

i kamikazied you

not on purpouse

but

yes

[azure river]

jerry and blue flu legit crashed into each otrher

[pliant veldt]

I almost saw it

[pastel imp]

my points 🥀

[azure river]

i was right behind jerry

[tulip cobalt]

It was so funny xD

[azure river]

and saw that happen lol

[untold kindle]

Imma drive wherever anybody elses drivin

[pastel imp]

lmao

doesn't matter what you pick

it changes at the first checkpoint

[abstract trail]

What is going on rn?

[azure river]

I SUCK

[pliant veldt]

DRIVE ON THE RIGHT SIDE

[unreal tangle]

@warm grail dont let me catch you lacking

[pliant veldt]

I WAS AT THE FUCKING END

[past canopy]

gunslinger can u stop

[pastel imp]

bro

[unreal tangle]

gunslinger you bih

[pliant veldt]

Brohammad literally griefing with the stupid Armored Boxville

not anymore, thank god

[unreal tangle]

exactly bro

he switched to rampcar

[past canopy]

yeah those boxvilles

[pliant veldt]

almost everyone was griefing with that stupid ass van

and I got...5th...again

5th just seems to be my lucky spot today

[pastel imp]

i got kicked out so my points don't count

@pliant veldt im always in 4th lol

14th 🥀

these face to face

istg

idk why i even got kicked out

[pliant veldt]

PLEASE DRIVE ON THE RIGHT SIDE OF THE ROAD. IF YOU HAVE ANYTHING WITH THE POTENTIAL TO FLIP, DON'T TRY TO BE FUNNY

[pastel imp]

there's no fun in taht

[past canopy]

copied from ps4 is this good or something bad hmmm

[pastel imp]

it's a face to face

[azure river]

yea its in the name

a little bit of fun here and there

[twilit lake]

are yall racing on pc enhanced

[pastel imp]

yes

[twilit lake]

ill join

2mins

[pliant veldt]

you'll have to wait

since we starting

5TH PLACE AGAIN. I COULD HAVE BEEN FIRST BUT @fleet lance HAD TO RUIN IT WITH THE PHANTOM WEDGE

[fleet lance]

[pliant veldt]

please, drive on the right side if you can. don't be british and drive on the left side like a moron

I tried to drive on the right side as much as possible

[past canopy]

depends on the car lol like sometiems wall is better

[pliant veldt]

yeah

[pastel imp]

everyone complaining but still doing the same thing lol

[pliant veldt]

sometimes I got knocked into the opposite lane

oh, this is gonna be fun

[pastel imp]

finallyy

something diffrent

[pliant veldt]

I hope I'm against suz

I need revenge

[pastel imp]

shoot pinkman

lol

[azure river]

i like pushing people off in face to face

[pliant veldt]

for almost the whole event, in fact

[fleet lance]

This one is kind of a mess fyi

[north elbow]

that was the worst f2f of my life

and that means it's good

and i hate it

[wicked leaf]

@trim thorn can we do more than 2 rounds

[pastel imp]

good

[north elbow]

wait why only 2 rounds

[wicked leaf]

ong

[pliant veldt]

lol I got Gangnam Style playing

[pastel imp]

races are random btw

[pliant veldt]

in the background

[fleet lance]

This job is kinda chaotic so 2 might be sufficient 😆

[pastel imp]

i got killed by a bowling pin

[north elbow]

???

[pastel imp]

this one sucks 🥀

[north elbow]

na this is cheeks

[pliant veldt]

this won't be good...

[pastel imp]

you can just wait at the top

and you win

😭

[pliant veldt]

fr

[fleet lance]

Yeah that's why 2 rounds is enough 🙃

[pliant veldt]

I got an idea on how to maybe survive as the ones on the bottom

hope it will be like that

[pastel imp]

it won't

the shit falls down

[pliant veldt]

I just need to see something

[past canopy]

loading?

[pliant veldt]

if it is like I'm hoping then we're fine

[pastel imp]

gottem

[pliant veldt]

atleast we know how to survive now

man, I wanna play more of this

[fleet lance]

I don't think the team at the top is supposed to have weapons, not sure though

[pastel imp]

we have to shoot them down

like the buses

🥀

[north elbow]

this suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucks

[pastel imp]

damn

epic

[valid falcon]

ez ez ez ez ez

[pastel imp]

totally

[valid falcon]

jk

gg

[pliant veldt]

we need more rounds of this

[past canopy]

"fun"

[pastel imp]

now

no

we don't

it sucks 😭

whoever is on the top wins

[fleet lance]

Totally balanced game mode

[past canopy]

rigged from the start

[pliant veldt]

the people on the bottom can win as long as they manage to snipe the team on top

[valid falcon]

it does suck, if weapons are invlolved it has to be fair for both sides

[azure river]

right

[fleet lance]

Yeah

[azure river]

yea but team on bottom gets busses and bowling pins falling on em xD

[past canopy]

sniper was starting weapon there is something with the map

[pastel imp]

weapons have to be on so you can shoot the cars or things

[pliant veldt]

the people on bottom could just hide under the logs, that's how I survived until I got sniped

[pastel imp]

nope

they move

and also

you can just headglitch at the top 😭

[pliant veldt]

they move, but the platform is still static

[pliant veldt]

the platform the logs are on

[pastel imp]

got overtaken by hsw nice 🥀

[pliant veldt]

there wasn't any HSW

[past canopy]

nice crashed game

[pastel imp]

🥀

[pliant veldt]

pretty sure HSW was disabled, but people could still use their cars

their HSW just wouldn't work

[past canopy]

why are u guys so fast? is it upgraded cars?

pepesad

[pastel imp]

i could've been 5th if my game didn't crash

or kick me out for no reason

[azure river]

yea hsw is disabled

[past canopy]

welp gg

[pastel imp]

you could still join

when i got kicked out i joined through the crew

30 seconds tho 🥀

[past canopy]

no luck

[pliant veldt]

finally, 2nd

tho I did also get scrubbed of 1st place by the map itself

@valid falcon you saw what happened

[valid falcon]

yes lol

[twilit lake]

i was in 1st and missed a checkpoint

[north elbow]

i picked the wrong bike

[twilit lake]

noncontact is a bit boring

[pastel imp]

story of races lmao

[pliant veldt]

it does feel like HSW was applied for this race

oh yeah

[twilit lake]

yes

[fleet lance]

Yeah it was

[valid falcon]

do some rungun shit

[pastel imp]

🥀

[fleet lance]

Hence the hakuchou drag meta 😆

[pastel imp]

anotherramp

[pliant veldt]

yep...

[azure river]

shotaro did not work out great

[twilit lake]

which car is the best in this

[pliant veldt]

let's hope this one will be better

[pastel imp]

doesn't matter

it changes

[azure river]

will keep changing

[pastel imp]

random cars each checkpoint

[twilit lake]

oh its transform?

[azure river]

ye

[pastel imp]

kinda

[twilit lake]

fun

[pastel imp]

it's a megaramp

[azure river]

3rd one today so far

[pastel imp]

it won't

had 2 in a row

[azure river]

no sumo yet :(

[pastel imp]

3 f2f i think

[north elbow]

is there gonna be more sumo

[pastel imp]

there is no more sumo i think

[north elbow]

there's been ONE

[pliant veldt]

and that was the last one

[pastel imp]

never nikad

[pliant veldt]

wtf

BRUH

WHAT?

that's just stupid

[pastel imp]

gg's

[pliant veldt]

WHAT THE FUCK?

WHAT WAS THAT BULLSHIT?

I hate this

I'll be glad to get a DNF

[past canopy]

so car did mattered

[pliant veldt]

whole race was shit imo

I kept getting flipped and exploding even though I sometimes shouldn't have exploded in the first place

especially with the Wastelanders

I jumped and landed a bit harder on my front and somehow I exploded

[azure river]

f2f

[pliant veldt]

oh no

[azure river]

hehehe

[north elbow]

what's the last one

[azure river]

i like f2f

i always dnf but i have fun

[pliant veldt]

this already makes me nervous

[past canopy]

xdd troll transform

[north elbow]

f2f is good but what's the last one

[azure river]

its shuffled

random

[fleet lance]

I think it's besras vs homing launchers

[north elbow]

troll xD

[north elbow]

okay something outside of racing for once

please more sumo next time

[azure river]

yea

lack of sumo

[pliant veldt]

we should do sumo after this

[north elbow]

hell yea

[pliant veldt]

after the playlist

[fleet lance]

Sure, gonna link the feedback form after the next round, would appreciate if you guys could let us know which game modes you'd like to see more/less of there

[pastel imp]

more parkour

[north elbow]

hell no

[pliant veldt]

fuck Brohammad Ali

dude blocked me so many times

[past canopy]

what kind of game ali is playing

[pliant veldt]

he is griefing

don't let him into any more events

I was 1st AGAIN when he pushed me off to the side, which made me be in 7th place

he knew what he was doing

it was deliberate

[north elbow]

kinda the point of f2f hate to break it to you

happened to me too

[pliant veldt]

I atleast don't try to fuck others over like him

[north elbow]

"should've" been first

but oh well

[past canopy]

this is point for open lobby not crew

oh well

[north elbow]

file a report then

get him banned

right?

[past canopy]

nah

[pliant veldt]

damn

[azure river]

how did he live god dam

[pliant veldt]

I don't get it, I'm pretty sure he got hit just like me

[north elbow]

shut up and take the win

[pliant veldt]

maybe it just that you guys died earlier?

[north elbow]

xD

[pliant veldt]

somehow?

[past canopy]

gg

[pliant veldt]

ggs

[past canopy]

cgzz

[royal mortar]

gg

guys

[untold kindle]

I was it pleasenpost it

[pliant veldt]

this...was something

[fleet lance]

Thanks to everyone who participated! Would greatly appreciate any feedback through this form - as this helps us decide on which events to do in the future

[fallow shuttle]

who was in boxer shorts???

[untold kindle]

The one who screenshotted me

[tulip cobalt]

GG

[north elbow]

we gonna do sumo now?

[fallow shuttle]

i wanna share my screenshot with them of their death

hilarious

[untold kindle]

I was still alive

[pliant veldt]

yeah we should

[lapis pumice]

ggz

[untold kindle]

Me

Can usend dms

[azure river]

game put me in a public lobby

[fallow shuttle]

@untold kindle should be sent

[untold kindle]

Thx

[pliant veldt]

if anyone wants, I can host one of the modes I made. it's like rpg vs besra, though it's still it's own thing

if not tho, no worries

[north elbow]

i don't think enough ppl would be interested for it to be fun

[pliant veldt]

it does require atleast 6 people...

@fleet lance if you want, I can make more modes for the next event

[tulip cobalt]

We spent like nearly 4 hours doing that event 😭

[pliant veldt]

yeah...

[tulip cobalt]

I really liked the Sumo one but there was so much face to face ones 😭

I would've loved a slasher gamemode

[pliant veldt]

I could maybe make something like that

or something like Juggernaut

that would also maybe be fun

[tulip cobalt]

Yah something pvp would be sick

[pliant veldt]

several people teaming up against one really strong juggernaut would be awesome

[pliant veldt]

there were PVP things last time, but one of them didn't work and kept crashing games

[fleet lance]

What's this? 🤨

[pliant veldt]

you got a special item

nice

[fleet lance]

What is it though

[pliant veldt]

special cargo

[fleet lance]

Oh, lame

Would rather have a T-shirt

[tulip cobalt]

I got some clips from our games idk if I can share them here

[pliant veldt]

you get money and you don't like it?

I hate clothing

[fleet lance]

Sure

[tulip cobalt]

I just gotta edit them

[old raptor]

What do you use to record

[tulip cobalt]

OBS so I just get like 2 min clips

[red comet]

How are people spectating me? I have the option turned to off, or is that broken?

[mellow void]

Are you on a mission?

[red comet]

When they did it, yes

[mellow void]

Being in a mission typically doesn't matter if you have spectating disabled or not

[red comet]

Ok, thank you

[spark geyser]

People can matchmake into in progress missions and spectate if quick join finds nothing
Ended up doing it a few times

[tulip cobalt]

@pastel imp And @raven crane saw me crash that jet 😂

I think so anyways

[raven crane]

You hit me so hard i went from 3rd to 10th

[tulip cobalt]

I didn't even see you till it was to late 😭

[pastel imp]

[red comet]

Ugh, nothing worse than a game deciding that your monitor setup isnt going to work for it, making a mission impossible solo. I just tried the second ULP mission. The hack window is so distorted that I can only see 2 mirrors, the rest are off screen. Most missions with hacks give me issues and I have worked around them, but this one is near impossible.

[errant patrol]

When car meet

Also pls announce in another channel or sum

[fleet lance]

Next event will probably be a car meet, a themed one - maybe in a couple of weeks or so

[fleet lance]

Where would you like it announced, and why not here?

[umbral steppe]

@spark geyser someone else was driving my car i guess

[spark geyser]

Yeah NPC stole it lmao

Also had cops spawn out of nowhere, weird mission

[umbral steppe]

it was super weird! i had full health and armor, i used snacks just before

thank yous

oh man i forgot i used AI assistant boost on acidge lab :(((((((

i only delivered once

[spark geyser]

It says you got 110k but that's cause I have gta+, do you have it too or does it just give you that much anyway

[umbral steppe]

yes i have it too :))))

i feel gypped by this month's paint

i dont want any more that have the rainbow refractive thing

[pastel imp]

that's the part where you should've been off

[umbral steppe]

it also looks too similar to light blue perl / white+purple perl

how aobut a nice yellow or dark green

[umbral steppe]

YEAH i was like WHAT

[umbral steppe]

dude popped up out of the floor right as you shot 💀

it's just some guy!

[umbral steppe]

so how are people "making so much money" this week? the money bonuses are just on legal stuff

like doing a car wash for $3,000 isn'ta huge deal to me

the 4x GTA$ for having GTA+ during dispatch week for vincnet was INSANE

[spark geyser]

4x ULP is alright

2x counterfeit cash too

[umbral steppe]

i don't like MC business stuff it always takes forever XD

i didnt' realize ULP was 4x!

[green heath]

the tuners contract missions are also 2x money for gta plus members

[spark geyser]

Ye we did one above lel

[lost sinew]

any gta+ can help me with Agency Contract i'd really love that (thats a hard one solo)

[mellow void]

The car wash gives a 35% sales boost to your MC business for cash, you can also use the mansion business production boost on your cash business as well which is ~1.44m every 1.5 hours if you sell for HDB

[lost sinew]

exactly, even without gta+ selling cash this week is big money, 1mil per sale

[spark geyser]

How does one having gta+ make a difference out of curiosity

[old raptor]

Gta+ are elite

[lost sinew]

it doesnt at all, just thinkin they'd be more likely to help me!

[mellow void]

They want premium users only

[mellow void]

..?

[old raptor]

Gtaplush players don't play the game

[mellow void]

Are you saying that us commoners aren't good enough for you, jeez man, nail in the coffin

[lost sinew]

noooooooooo anyone plz help il help u in return with annnnyyything

[mellow void]

although on a side note, you won't probably have good odds of finding people, and Ill able to play in a couple minutes in that case, people don't do stuff as a crew member like that as they only pay very small amounts compared to the host amount

[lost sinew]

yes i know. starting the 1st prep now.

[umbral steppe]

but you have to do MC stuff to get it

[mellow void]

ready now

[umbral steppe]

i lean towards stuff i can just do myself

thank yous for clarifying

[mellow void]

You can do Mc stuff solo, its easiest with the boats or the 4 bikes

[umbral steppe]

[lost sinew]

me too. umm, add me as friend plz my SC name same as this one here

[umbral steppe]

bicycole people get hurt in los santos
maybe be insurgentbrandon at least just in los santos

[mellow void]

BravadoBrandon

[umbral steppe]

i like it

i had a great gif to respondge with but it block it

server

[mellow void]

@lost sinew If you need anything else, you know where to ping me

[fierce walrus]

By not spamming Cayo anymore.

Mansions was the game changer for the grind.

Waiting for 1 pip of counterfeit cash while doing freeroam activities have become the best money making method.

[old raptor]

Can i ping you in #rules

[mellow void]

I don't really want that kinda publicity so not really

[spark geyser]

Typo or?

[mellow void]

yea probably, I didn't even notice

Im not even from that side of the world
I got cheeseburgers

Idk how I got that, K and T aren't even close together

[simple solstice]

[mellow void]

@simple solstice whats wrong with people, These two were griefing, I stopped by, they killed me, and I matched each kill they got on me and they couldn't pass me leveling out on 2-2 for each of them, then I popped out of sight and just

they sat in the construction site near the mile high club building and basically sat with their map open for like 5 minutes before typing that

[simple solstice]

Average "pvper" in gta

Their entire ego is built off of "haha i killed u more times the funny numbers on my screen said so!" and thats all that matters, and if you undermine it in any way at all their brains literally cannot comprehend it

[mellow void]

and the other sent some messages as well, although those probably shouldn't be seen by human eyes

clearly wasn't typed out for human comprehension

[simple solstice]

The sacred texts

Just report the messages for the funny

[azure river]

hi

[old raptor]

Hi jackie

[azure river]

you seen V?

[umbral steppe]

these are the people i suspect FLOOD other games during F2P weekends and have to wait until games are dirt cheap, only to show up and act like the entire game was always all about them

[mellow void]

rank 51 and 62 as well for both of em
had EXP sniper rifles, rail guns, miniguns, Missile lock on jammer vehicles I didn't even bother with because by the time they pulled all of that out, it was 2-2 for each of them

[umbral steppe]

i was a steam mod for 2 offiical game hubs and saw people like this constantly

without going into specifics, they were almost always from 1 of 2 areas

common for trade scams, keen to waste support's time for free items. $5 for the game, but expect 24/7 five star support etc

i liken them to the fast food karen who orders $70 worth of food special while there's an entire line behind her, and she takes her time doing it.

any time there is/was pvp, they'd play like that and annoy the hell out of others even nonsensically like in the screenshot/text

[mellow void]

zero clue who needs to know this but you can fit a keitora into the bed of the sandking

or the better configuration for actually driving around would be this, can cruise kinda too

[simple solstice]

I made a good financial decision

[mellow void]

the livery or the starling itself

[simple solstice]

yes

[mellow void]

true that

[simple solstice]

Glad to see that the funny still works

I went afk and bro tried to pull up on me

he didn't know about the funny

[mellow void]

anything but using a gun

[simple solstice]

apparently

he left 30 seconds after

[lost sinew]

ahh the starling eh, never thought of buying this one, never heard of it tbh

[simple solstice]

its a very fun little plane

[errant patrol]

Just another channel where I won’t have to scroll up 1000 messages

[lost sinew]

not many planes with boost right, i cant think of another...

[simple solstice]

Starling, bombushka, tula, mogul

and I think the alkonost as well

[lost sinew]

JTOL barely counts as boost imo

anyway, i might get that starling, AI search results also say its one of the best planes to own in the game

[simple solstice]

idk if "best" would be a way to describe it really

its got a high skill ceiling for sure

[abstract trail]

@simple solstice bro you know how to do hsw trial

I am failing again and again

💀

[simple solstice]

The first one?

In any case there are tons of guides online

and almost all of them will involve the drag

[abstract trail]

No

Other hsw time trial

Near richman villa

One

[simple solstice]

there isn't really anything I can tell you that isn't already on the internet lol

[abstract trail]

What??

[spark geyser]

Just look up a video is what they basically saying

[simple solstice]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3ds3FM6K1Y

Cause yea im not gonna try to explain how to complete an HSW trial in text. We'll be here all week long

[lost sinew]

hsw trials should be ez enough with the right gear. hakochu drag is best. i did this week with banshee gts. pro-tip; wait for ideal traffic and weather conditions

[simple solstice]

Only thing that matters is knowing optimal routes and being a decent enough driver

the video above is certainly far from being a 'best performance' and he still gets it done

[lost sinew]

regular time trials on the other hand, i gave up on those. hsw is much easier cuz u can rely on auto-gps

[warm grail]

I usually just go the GPS route and still beat it

I want my HSW FMJ 😠

to grind this? or the new season of league

monkahmm

[abstract trail]

Ty

[abstract trail]

How i failed like 3 time

[warm grail]

just do perfect runs, dont hit any traffic or make any mistakes

[idle jetty]

GTA Series Videos also has a playlist of all HSW Time Trials, so you can see how each one is done and where it goes:
https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQ3KzJPBsAHld3xftpEl6RUi__bRphxvV&si=OUDR_mry7CdVJ9if

[abstract trail]

Ty

I try

[warm grail]

good luck ;3

what car you using?

[abstract trail]

Bike hakucho drag

@warm grail it's good bike ?

[warm grail]

the best bike i think

[simple solstice]

Its the fastest bike lol

little stiff on the handling but you can feather your brakes to get around that

[spark geyser]

This weeks one of the easier ones imo

[abstract trail]

Can someone do race with me

[warm grail]

no luck?

[abstract trail]

Luck?

[marble pelican]

anyone down to help me with counterfeit delivery? My stock is full.

[solemn bison]

tbf this is the case with most of the hsw time trials

none of them are really hard imo

some of the standards time trial tho...

[azure river]

what invite did i just get

[unreal tangle]

guess my favorite car guys

[nocturne widget]

zentorno

[unreal tangle]

maybe ill get third ignus for the podium?

[olive lynx]

guys we got 5 ppl in a crew session, pls join if you wanna run sell missions

[olive lynx]

Is what I hope would happen with at least 10 more

[red comet]

Interesting, I have some time, logging in

[idle jetty]

I already did some sales before

[red comet]

Who should I join?

[olive lynx]

cryostaticballs that's me

we got 9 ppl now

[unreal tangle]

eh

sent invites if anyone wants to help then join up

oh damn

we got a whole army here

[olive lynx]

We're mostly from the ceo/mc voice channel 6

[pliant veldt]

anyone wanna do a lscm race with me? need it so I can win the Vagrant tomorrow

[unreal tangle]

half the sessions works for me

[warm grail]

need 2 more for cash sell

[olive lynx]

join our session

[warm grail]

i am

[olive lynx]

Oh ur here

Yeah let yellows finish

[warm grail]

okk

[olive lynx]

We got wayyy too many members for 3 trucks 😭

[warm grail]

gotcha

[olive lynx]

aight inv me to org

[unreal tangle]

it dragged us into a mission

someone kill him rq

[olive lynx]

ask the pres to kick us

[unreal tangle]

names?\

[olive lynx]

fockinghi

[unreal tangle]

thats me

[olive lynx]

I'm cryostaticballs

[unreal tangle]

gotta wait for the mission too end

[red comet]

Sorry, got called away

bbl

[pliant veldt]

was gonna do the production boost in my Acid Lab just to find out it's full lol

like full full, stock and supplies

almost all my businesses are full, in fact

well, besides hangar and cargo warehouses

[warm grail]

ty for help

[olive lynx]

anytime

[abstract trail]

How??

[pliant veldt]

well, probably because I'm really active

[abstract trail]

💀💀

Mine is still going on

Just supplied business today

[pliant veldt]

atleast I'm prepared for the next sell session

[unreal tangle]

@hidden hedge thanks for the help

[abstract trail]

I still gotta prepare myself

Idk if it's get full

I won't sell if it not full

[pliant veldt]

I do want to source hangar as well

maybe even special cargo

[abstract trail]

Same but it's take alot of time I am grinding rp

I don't even have time for other stuff

Other than supplies and stuff

@pliant veldt but I think it's worth to do warehouse and hanger

If you have time

But I use vinewood app

[pliant veldt]

yeah, thing being I don't have GTA+ and I don't wanna get it because I wanna progress organically

[abstract trail]

It's efficient

[pliant veldt]

6 years of GTA have gotten me this far without a single shark card

[abstract trail]

We can do mansion cars upgrade

[abstract trail]

You know what I purchased 2 shark card of 10m 💀💀when I started gta and then purchased nightclub with full upgrade

I still laugh at me

🤣

[pliant veldt]

I did buy criminal enterprise starter pack, but that's it

[abstract trail]

I did bought it too

Then sharkcard

I dint knew things about gta

Someone told me do clucking bell then i started search it's guide

💀my English

[pliant veldt]

I learned everything I know with hands-on experience

I didn't know anything about some updates when going into them, but I learned over time

[abstract trail]

I learned from guide and from hand on experience of some of them

I still don't know thing

[unreal tangle]

I got 7 million

[pliant veldt]

nice

[unreal tangle]

Time to hit the casino

[abstract trail]

How?

[unreal tangle]

🥹🥹🥹

[abstract trail]

You were new guy? Or something

[unreal tangle]

Selling mc

U made 6 million last sell session

I made *

[abstract trail]

25m i made

[unreal tangle]

with some leftovers

[abstract trail]

Last sell

[unreal tangle]

Cool

[abstract trail]

You not doing ulp mission,?

@pliant veldt you did cmm??

[pliant veldt]

nope, never had time to do it, also didn't have anyone to do it with

[abstract trail]

Oh i was looking for someone to do it with

Specially doomsday 2 player cmm

💀

[pastel imp]

i did doomsday with my cousin

[unreal tangle]

bro might like this one emote

[abstract trail]

Me??

[unreal tangle]

Did i reply to you ?

[pastel imp]

is funny

[idle jetty]

thanks for fun tonight guys, may be on tomorrow but will see ❤️

[red comet]

If anyone needs people, I am back. I will be in a crew session, just doing dailies and safes

[pliant veldt]

@red comet would you be willing to do a lscm race with me? need it so I can do another race tomorrow and win the car in lscm. I will make sure it's only 1 lap

or anyone else can help me

[unreal tangle]

this game makes me fell smart

[pliant veldt]

@unreal tangle could you maybe help me with the race?

[tulip cobalt]

Is that factorio?

[pliant veldt]

that is not Factorio

I know since I have played Factorio

[unreal tangle]

sure

thats shapez

[tulip cobalt]

Looks pretty similar with the mechanisms

[old raptor]

Smell fart, What is that

[unreal tangle]

its factorio watered down to the basic

[old raptor]

o

[unreal tangle]

you have to make shapes out of other shapes

you can mine squares

[pliant veldt]

this is what Factorio looks like

[unreal tangle]

then cut, rotate, paint them

[unreal tangle]

yeah i tried it

on my friends pc

i would get it

but i feel like its to expensive

i paid less then a dollar for shapez

@pliant veldt im on the loading screen

[pliant veldt]

I am gonna do a Tow Truck service in the meantime

[unreal tangle]

joining your session

[pliant veldt]

just hoping the car won't be far away

hell yeah

it's right next to garment factory

alr going to start it

[unreal tangle]

so i have to let you win?

[pliant veldt]

doesn't matter who finishes 1st

[unreal tangle]

so fair game

[pliant veldt]

yeah

whoever is the better driver wins

ggs

[unreal tangle]

gg

[pliant veldt]

thanks for doing the race with me

gotta do a race tomorrow and I have another LSCM prize ride in my collection

Vagrant, too

[unreal tangle]

3 more days

[abstract trail]

I want to do too bro

[abstract trail]

Same if I don't do today it will reset

[pliant veldt]

I have plenty of time, so I can also race with you

[abstract trail]

But I am not at home rn I think it's will take time

@pliant veldt will you be still online after 2 hour?

[pliant veldt]

yeah, I should be

[unreal tangle]

hsw ignus is so good

[abstract trail]

I have it

@unreal tangle can you tell me how good it ? Because I never tried it on road

Just staying in garage with hsw

[pliant veldt]

yeah it is fast, but can it take corners like my car?

[unreal tangle]

its goated

my fav car for sure

[abstract trail]

Bro you hate cmm or something? Just asking

@unreal tangle bro did you see knoway.car always around you?

Or it just me?

[pliant veldt]

I don't hate it

[unreal tangle]

knoway car spawning system

is broken rn

[pliant veldt]

yeah they spawn around

[abstract trail]

Maybe they are intentionally

[unreal tangle]

but can your car obliterate anything in front of it?

[pliant veldt]

no, it can't

but it handles well

I also kinda wanna test out

[abstract trail]

Oh

[unreal tangle]

i

love weponized ignus

it has great speed

great handling

a good machine gun

and active aero

[pliant veldt]

let's go to the airport and do a drag race to see who has faster acceleration

[abstract trail]

Aero what that?

[pliant veldt]

top speed you are better

but I just wanna see acceleration

[unreal tangle]

spoiler goes up

[abstract trail]

Oh

[pliant veldt]

@unreal tangle I will throw a grenade, once it explodes we go

yeah you accelerated better this time

[abstract trail]

@pliant veldt bro you think that faber guy will die ? Or something?

[pliant veldt]

rain maybe ruined it a bit as well

[abstract trail]

Or maybe new heist?

[unreal tangle]

i feel like your car has more wheel spin

[pliant veldt]

yeah

@unreal tangle do you have Envisage? or any other electric car?

[unreal tangle]

i have virtue

[pliant veldt]

expected that

alr let's take it and try something out

[unreal tangle]

was envisage the podium vechicle?

[pliant veldt]

yes

[unreal tangle]

might have it

untouched tho

got it

[pliant veldt]

take the Virtue, since you most likely have it fully upgraded

ah

alr well, go and mod yours with the essentials(brakes and such)

[unreal tangle]

lemme wait that minute

[red comet]

Did you get your race? I was having lunch

[pliant veldt]

yeah, did it with Dravilias

btw @unreal tangle if you're wondering, I bought my Envisage after the sell session, but you may notice it has stock white wheels

well, I managed to color them

had to search up how to do it

and now I know

so if I find any car with really good looking stock wheels, I can do that trick again and have colored stock wheels

[abstract trail]

Bro tell me having same tyre for hakucho drag is good ?

Because I have different tyres

Idk why I did that

[pliant veldt]

it doesn't really matter. if you want, you can change it

[abstract trail]

Should I make them same?

[abstract trail]

Does tyre do anything?

In bikes

[pliant veldt]

depending on type

I think

[abstract trail]

For hsw which one is best?

[pliant veldt]

Franklin called me

that's why I went off

lol

[abstract trail]

Franklin called you what?

[unreal tangle]

i never did that mission tbh

[pliant veldt]

he called me because I was invited to Record A Studios

[abstract trail]

Which mission??

[unreal tangle]

record A studios tour

[abstract trail]

I did them it's kinda fun

If you have time

I want to do tier 4 of it tho

[unreal tangle]

i cannot double clutch electrics

[pliant veldt]

I just guess lol

I know it's always near the start

what other cars do you have? besides ignus and envisage?

ideally something with a regular engine

[unreal tangle]

mjk

FMJ i mean

[pliant veldt]

anything that's not HSW?

[unreal tangle]

comet S2

turismo R

[pliant veldt]

alright take your Turismo

I will also take mine

[unreal tangle]

cops kill driver for being to close to them

[pliant veldt]

did they impound your car?

oh and of course I dc'd

[unreal tangle]

envisage so idc

[abstract trail]

Just call your assistant

[pliant veldt]

I fr gotta update my Turismo

[unreal tangle]

eh i will call mors sooner or later

i wish gta+ didnt exist

i can handle the vinewood club and app

but what pisses me off

is the fact that their mansion workshop is better

should be like arena of war

where i can paid extra to have crews from specialized workshops

[abstract trail]

It's worth to buy gta+ if you play daily

[unreal tangle]

im trying to overwork myself to death

idk if thats possilbe

[abstract trail]

What you are doing btw?

[unreal tangle]

pullups

[abstract trail]

Why? Tho??

[unreal tangle]

to finally max out strenght bar

after 100 reps i think you cant

switching machine

[abstract trail]

You can do it by punching people on beach too

I remember doing it

[unreal tangle]

i paid 15 milion

let me use it

[abstract trail]

Sure

[unreal tangle]

idk how to overwork myself

i seen it on tiktok

but 144 reps deep nothing happens

[pastel imp]

[abstract trail]

@pliant veldt up for race??

@unreal tangle can you do race with me??

@pastel imp

[pastel imp]

which?

the ls car meet?

if so i wanna do that too

[abstract trail]

Yeah

Add me renix0666

Invite

[pastel imp]

think i can join you through crew but if not i'll do that

[abstract trail]

I don't get it?

What your means

[pastel imp]

if you do a crew session i can join you through that

but it depends if it shows you as active

[abstract trail]

Just add me and invite bro

💀

Idk why go though such trouble

[pastel imp]

im just saying >:(

[abstract trail]

Invite me