gtao-crew

[real saffron]

you missed the week it was guaranteed a couple of months back

[simple solstice]

WHAT

[pliant veldt]

yes

[idle jetty]

yeah

[simple solstice]

[real saffron]

yep, and no need for gta+ either

[simple solstice]

Straight up

thats cheeks

[idle jetty]

from November 11th last year, full bag of Coke as well

[simple solstice]

MAN

[real saffron]

hard mode 🙂

[simple solstice]

I need to go take a fuckin walk or some shit

[idle jetty]

yeah I had a Cayo setup from the pre-2022 patch method so I had to finish that, then learn it for Panther

[simple solstice]

that got me heated

[pliant veldt]

well, atleast it's good to know we have the event in 6 hours 30 minutes

[abstract trail]

How you have panther?

[pliant veldt]

and I'm glad I made some stuff for it

[idle jetty]

Panther is only available as a main target when Rockstar decides so, same with Diamonds in the Casino

[real saffron]

plus all the replay kiddos

[simple solstice]

replay spammers had to have had a field day with that one

[real saffron]

still do

some mod them in too

i mean 8 gold and panther, no way that's normal lol

[idle jetty]

yeah I felt very lucky to get double Coke on my Panther run

[simple solstice]

im sitting on 5 gold and bonds rn and I consider that lucky

[real saffron]

5 gold you say 🙂

[simple solstice]

[real saffron]

i had once 5 gold and pink diamond

[abstract trail]

You don't do replay

[idle jetty]

I do run Cayo again

when I can be bothered

I'm an old school GTA player

:^)

[pliant veldt]

I don't even have Cayo set up, mainly because I feel like it's just become way too repetitive and it's been nerfed so much that it's not that worth it

[real saffron]

eh 1mil minimum (up to 1.8 with luck) is still worth it for 1 hour of work

[pliant veldt]

unless you get really lucky or do replay glitch

[abstract trail]

I get 1.4m per cayo

With other person

15%

[real saffron]

1.8 with 3 gold/pink diamond, hardmode

1mil solo

with crap secondaries

[idle jetty]

I still have a Diamond Casino setup as leader, but have never run it ever since I bought the Arcade

[pliant veldt]

so you still have to do your first Casino heist?

[real saffron]

double week was awesome

[idle jetty]

yes

[pliant veldt]

damn

[real saffron]

woody if you need help doing it, lmk

[idle jetty]

yeah if I wasn't juggling life things I would have grinded it for the $$$

[pliant veldt]

I have done several since I first bought it

[real saffron]

yeah i made about 30-40 mil that week easy

[idle jetty]

jeez, you would have almost finished T4 career progress then

[real saffron]

lol no idea, i don't check that stuff

[idle jetty]

valid

[pliant veldt]

I try to do career progress, I just need 1 platinum reward for Agents Of Sabotage and I have it finished

[abstract trail]

Al of them?

[pliant veldt]

yes, all tiers

[abstract trail]

No my means all of career progress??

[pliant veldt]

no

I am not that terminally online

I still have a life

[idle jetty]

same here

[spark geyser]

I'm guessing the 50 files one?

[idle jetty]

but I'm also a bit of an achievement hunter so I'm always looking for ways to make things easier

[pliant veldt]

yes

[abstract trail]

Same I am trying too

[spark geyser]

Yeah that's all I need for T4 too

[idle jetty]

I'm pretty sure you can do FIB Files with others and it still counts, so with 3 people that's 12 files in a week done, so just over 4 weeks all up

[spark geyser]

You aren't limited to 4 a week

[idle jetty]

oh

ignore me then

[spark geyser]

The 3 regular files you can keep doing
The priority is once a week

[pliant veldt]

I have Money Fronts and Vehicle Enthusiast fully done

[idle jetty]

gotcha, so really it's just the grind

[spark geyser]

Yeah but as you said you can kinda cheese it joining other's files at the end

[idle jetty]

yeah I need to plan out how I approach getting Career Progress done

[pliant veldt]

I have 22 files left to finish

[idle jetty]

I about 7 runs of Knoway left to get T4 done

then Cluckin' Bell is another $2.4mil and a sub 45min time

[pliant veldt]

I mainly wanna try do those Career progress which give free vehicles

[idle jetty]

honestly the money you need to make to unlock them pays for itself

[pliant veldt]

still, it's free

and I can use the money I earn to buy something else

[idle jetty]

yeah that is true, but when you have to earn $50mil for the Nightclub to finish T4 that unlocks a car worth $1,272,000, you can see why it pays for itself

plus, long time players often have those vehicles unlocked/the money for it

[pliant veldt]

true lol, I have the exact vehicle you used as an example

[idle jetty]

that's kind of the point I'm trying to make, if it makes sense

[spark geyser]

Best one is earn 25 million + 500k + 2.5 million bikers T4

For a bike you can steal off the street and save for 2.5k

[idle jetty]

legit slim

my MC sales alone pay for that bike

[pliant veldt]

true

that's why I don't even care about bikers career progress

since I prefer being in a CEO more

[idle jetty]

I just need to do contracts, customer bike sales, and bar earnings to really complete it

[pliant veldt]

I haven't even done any contracts lol

cause I didn't know they exist

[idle jetty]

I think a lot of us solo grinders don't

I'm also 2 platinum awards away from getting Vehicle Enthusiast, just need to spin a car 5 times and sell car's to Simeon's Garage

that last one may not be a fun grind

[pliant veldt]

the spin is easy if you do a certain race

[idle jetty]

which one then?

[pliant veldt]

don't recall what it's called, you should try searching it up on the internet

[pliant veldt]

how many do you need?

[pliant veldt]

oh

yeah, you need 23 cars if I'm correct

[idle jetty]

yeah and it's not even random cars

[pliant veldt]

yeah, some of them are almost impossible to find

I sometimes had to use a specific car and go onto a specific street just to find one

that being the Dewbauchee Exemplar

[warm grail]

what time is the event today peepoHappy

[warm grail]

neat

[fleet lance]

https://discord.com/events/224565836277481473/1459469869010391082

[idle jetty]

GAHT

DAMNIT

[warm grail]

so close

[idle jetty]

so close on second attempt using Banshee GTS on one of the steep airport jumps

[spark geyser]

Do you have a deluxo?

[idle jetty]

doesn't work with Deluxo apparently

and yes I've tried myself

[spark geyser]

I think I did the other one with it

[idle jetty]

so did I

FUCK YEAH

DELUXO WHO AGAIN?!?!

[pastel imp]

will it be foot parkour or like car parkour in the playlist?

[unreal tangle]

Wtf did you do

[idle jetty]

the Spinderella Platinum award

[fleet lance]

There's one car parkour race

[pastel imp]

oo

always wanted to try those

[raven pivot]

ellooo

[olive lynx]

I’m so geeked rn I was about to call mutt from my own phone

[pastel imp]

lay of the game for a bit 🥀

[tulip cobalt]

irl gaming

[olive lynx]

Tryna buy sum supplies

[pastel imp]

anybody wanna do the ulp missions

[warm grail]

are they fun

[pastel imp]

eh they pay money tho

it's gta, ain't no fun in here

[warm grail]

very convincing

[pastel imp]

most pay over 70k now

[warm grail]

oh not bad, ill be on in a bit

maybe like half hour tbh

[pastel imp]

alr i got someone taht wanna do it too

[exotic condor]

are u guys selling

[exotic condor]

Call lester bro

[exotic condor]

"accept the invite through interacting"

my discord thinks im running legacy but im in enhanced. Can you guys directly send me a friend request to join or does in pause menu online crews players work?

[fleet lance]

You can join through the pause menu as well

[exotic condor]

okay thank you

[abstract trail]

I am doing

But I think helping other player won't get you anything

Its better to do it solo

In ulp mission

[pliant veldt]

btw who's hosting the event?

[exotic condor]

are u guys in session

crew ses

[pliant veldt]

no

[exotic condor]

is the sesssion active rn?

[red comet]

I am

I am in a closed crew session, that is

If someone needs a safe place to go... 😉

[cunning ibex]

[cunning ibex]

No you do not have him as your contact

[olive lynx]

I need 3 ppl to help me sell my counterfit cash is anyone down

Who's in crew session rn

[red comet]

me

washing a car

[exotic condor]

the exact lmao

[cunning ibex]

Yep

[unreal tangle]

time to say goodbye to normal ignus

[pliant veldt]

are you selling it?

[unreal tangle]

for the weponized one

i have to have hsw

[pliant veldt]

you don't have to sell the regular one

I keep all the cars I've bought

well, there is one exception to that, actually

[unreal tangle]

ur right

[pliant veldt]

that being a Pegassi Vacca

that's the only car I've bought and later sold

if I don't want a car in my main apartment garage, I just put it into another garage

[unreal tangle]

lowk

i just realised how good both will look in my mansions driveway

i was in the ls customs too

[exotic condor]

oof

who is on crew session rn

need to join

[unreal tangle]

me

[exotic condor]

what ur

social

[unreal tangle]

Fokinghi

[exotic condor]

ima join

ur not in list

[unreal tangle]

ofc im not

[exotic condor]

how r u in the chat

[unreal tangle]

add me as a friend then

[exotic condor]

ok

[unreal tangle]

that was sarcastic

[exotic condor]

but wait if ur not on the crew how r u on the crew session

[unreal tangle]

i AM in the crew

[red comet]

They were just in my session, all good

Breaking for lunch.. lol

[exotic condor]

lunch?

amerima?

its night for me lol

[unreal tangle]

i have no idea why some people dont show

[red comet]

GMT-5.

[exotic condor]

the crew is blank bro

i meant the session

[unreal tangle]

maybe cuz im in the mansion

idk

[exotic condor]

ohhhhhh

invite me lets have a "dravilias party"

only drinks

[azure river]

yo

is the playlist session started?

[unreal tangle]

i missplaced my car

idk what garage is it in 😭😭

thats wierd

the notification says richman villa

but its not there

[exotic condor]

check b1 b2 podium outside

go to interaction menu and vehicle organizt

[unreal tangle]

i keep forgeting that the mansions are huge

[exotic condor]

dravilias party

did

lets hope no fib comes and raids

wanna see my mansion?

[unreal tangle]

yeah

i dont like any of the other styles tbh

[exotic condor]

u broke

only cash

[unreal tangle]

4M

i just spend 6 tho

[exotic condor]

how do u get the people for party

[unreal tangle]

damn

full wall

go to the ai

pannel

and its there

[exotic condor]

come to pool

[unreal tangle]

what car do you have on podium

[exotic condor]

bmw

sentinel gt

gts

[pliant veldt]

exactly

[exotic condor]

or i can put the new vapid fmj mk 5

we have cocktail

its bugged

[unreal tangle]

i got the turismo R

its my first car so

[exotic condor]

lets do pushup

[unreal tangle]

you got arcade but no weapon facility?

[exotic condor]

what?

i bought them all

[unreal tangle]

maybe i cant acess it as a guest

[exotic condor]

aha

lady hear me tonight

[exotic condor]

yes

i couldnt access on urs

[pliant veldt]

@exotic condor you have a doggo or no?

[exotic condor]

ye

i gave it "old trafford" name

[pliant veldt]

trying to find him lol

[unreal tangle]

we cant even drink whiskey alone?

that sucks

i found the cat

[exotic condor]

i have heist wanna do

[unreal tangle]

sure

which one?

[pliant veldt]

found da doggo

[exotic condor]

brooo

since when we could control all business in mansion

[pliant veldt]

it's always been there

[exotic condor]

first time

just supplied them all

[pliant veldt]

that's why I spawn in my mansion now

[exotic condor]

i would always went to business 1 by 1 💀

[unreal tangle]

thats why mansion is the goated

[exotic condor]

wanna do heist

[unreal tangle]

and you can fast travel to all your stuff

[exotic condor]

mjt and dravilis

@pliant veldt @unreal tangle

[unreal tangle]

yeah?

im stuck

[exotic condor]

how do we drink it lol

press E

[pastel imp]

you can also job tp too

[unreal tangle]

nothing helps

brb

[exotic condor]

wine is here

i can drink it now

i think u were bugged

we can drink now

lets drink and drive!

[pliant veldt]

I set up whiskey(I presume it's whiskey)

[azure river]

yoooo when is the event?

[pliant veldt]

1 hour

[exotic condor]

which one is this?

[real saffron]

weed

[pliant veldt]

@unreal tangle you aware you just took my car, right?

[exotic condor]

lets go

[pastel imp]

kick him out

im letting you 🥀

[pliant veldt]

I once signed up as an mc and the second I did so it said they prevented a raid on my coke

[unreal tangle]

yes

[pastel imp]

i barely get raids thankfully

[unreal tangle]

all the way to the airport

[real saffron]

once i signed up as mc pres and i got 4 messages pop up simultaneously about security preventing raids

[pliant veldt]

dayum

[pastel imp]

is the security worth it?

[pliant veldt]

yes

no more raids

[unreal tangle]

which wheels are they?

[pastel imp]

i got 95 mili but i don't like wasting it 🥀

[pliant veldt]

Turismo Omaggio

[exotic condor]

wanna do the heist @pliant veldt

[pliant veldt]

no thanks

[exotic condor]

imma invite all who join who join

[unreal tangle]

i mean wheels

like wheels wheels

not wheels as car

[real saffron]

reluctant criminal lol

[pliant veldt]

carbon solar

[exotic condor]

duo?

or 1 more wanna join

[unreal tangle]

hope you know i suck at casino 😉

[real saffron]

join what?

[exotic condor]

heis

i invited

we can do cayo too

if u want @unreal tangle

cayo or casin

[unreal tangle]

lets do both

[exotic condor]

which one first

[unreal tangle]

and since you called me broke

[exotic condor]

aight we triple

[unreal tangle]

i need 85%

[pliant veldt]

time to do my daily dose of destruction with the kill list

[exotic condor]

not posible

[unreal tangle]

oh right

[exotic condor]

@pastel imp yo

[unreal tangle]

@pastel imp decide bro

[pastel imp]

IT KICKED ME OUT

:(

[exotic condor]

lets redo

[pastel imp]

now im in the sky not loading 🥀

[unreal tangle]

watch us get thrown into public

[exotic condor]

lmao

can u guys hack

i can hack

theres an easy fix

[pastel imp]

if it's diamond i won't do cuz i suck at it

im in public :p

[exotic condor]

press alt f4 BUT DO NOT quit

its artwork

takes short time

after art done just drill

[pliant veldt]

did you atleast take security passes? when you were setting it up

[exotic condor]

all done

no prep left

[pliant veldt]

alright, great

I didn't have to mentor someone about diamond prepping

[exotic condor]

nah bro

i memorised lesters dialouge

[unreal tangle]

@exotic condor invite me thru friends

[exotic condor]

ts taking so long

im not in lobby

[unreal tangle]

i hate mfs not doing dougans deliveries

[exotic condor]

holy shet

the server is full

does it even invite?

no idfea

im going to closed crew session

directly to arcade

[unreal tangle]

nope

[exotic condor]

join session through crew tab

nvm

imma inviteall crew

@pastel imp

[pastel imp]

im in mtj crew session thing

[exotic condor]

no idea

can u join me through the crew tab

[pastel imp]

i hate diamond casino so ion wanna do it

[exotic condor]

oh

aight

starting then

[pastel imp]

it took me and my cousin like 1 hour to do it

and 20 fails

[pliant veldt]

I had to tell my former best friend to do security passes and duggan shipments because he only did the required preps

[pastel imp]

did it on legacy and now i don't have it on enhanced

[exotic condor]

giv redy

[pliant veldt]

we had to hack through every door on the first playthrough

[exotic condor]

@unreal tangle giv rdy

lets see

how much fails will ts take

[unreal tangle]

100

[exotic condor]

250+

LMAO

[pliant veldt]

it was just absolute misery, hopefully he learned something that day

[unreal tangle]

bro

had to slam into the gate

[real saffron]

are contrails a new thing? haven't noticed them before

[pliant veldt]

wdym by that?

[real saffron]

contrails in the sky

[pliant veldt]

think they have been in the game

[exotic condor]

u dont know how to hack right

[pliant veldt]

I haven't paid attention to them tho

[real saffron]

yeah first time i saw them

[pastel imp]

i see them in story idk in online

[exotic condor]

İLL HACK

just grab

[unreal tangle]

i can

[pastel imp]

what other mc business do i buy except cash

[real saffron]

havent played story in a long time lol

[pastel imp]

i 100%

[exotic condor]

GET B an A after

[real saffron]

yeah definitely haven't seen these before, so noticeable lol

[exotic condor]

B AND A on you

leave at 20

COME LAEV

damn we cleared it out

its buged

bugged

waiting for ya

dwait

WAIT

wait

did u change

nice

helicopter start

strat*

just follow me

ill guide

stay here

dont go

stay behind me

[unreal tangle]

ik about the heli

[exotic condor]

no heli

[real saffron]

drive down a few blocks and go back

[unreal tangle]

we are deadass tping for me

[real saffron]

heli should spawn

[exotic condor]

come

why exit

ill drive

bro

what are u doin

[unreal tangle]

im doing my best

[exotic condor]

xd

[unreal tangle]

😭

[exotic condor]

wanna do 1 more casino or cayo

[unreal tangle]

how tf are we alive

cayo

[exotic condor]

its becuase

after checkpoint, even if u blowurself

nothing will happen

because in game language you literally finished the job

[unreal tangle]

ik ik

[exotic condor]

how muvh money u got

:money:

🤑

[unreal tangle]

1.8

[exotic condor]

nice

u not broke now

🙂

[unreal tangle]

im getting flash banged

[exotic condor]

in a dark room for 5 hrs

then flash bang

and my game is stuck

black screen

loading

nvm

how is my arcad

is it good

okay

we will do cayo now

[pliant veldt]

I should probably buy some arcade machines for my arcade so I can increase my daily income

[exotic condor]

it doesnt really do anything lol

idk how much i earn

but i bought all machines

okay so 50k

after i bought all machines

[pliant veldt]

yeah

I earn atleast 1k daily

[real saffron]

5k is max

[pastel imp]

i only have one machine

[exotic condor]

@unreal tangle okay im starting

[north elbow]

yall doing this event in 30 minutes?

[unreal tangle]

inv me

[exotic condor]

@unreal tangle do u need 85 or 15

broke ah

[unreal tangle]

lets do 50%

[exotic condor]

ok

[real saffron]

i only bought one machine for arcade and just duped it all over the place

[exotic condor]

i wonder whats my earnt / spent raitor

raito*

3

2

1

[unreal tangle]

@joined

[exotic condor]

ye

r we rdy

[unreal tangle]

yea

[exotic condor]

earnt is 130mil spent is 151m

[unreal tangle]

ur also in debt?

[exotic condor]

-20mil

how is that posibl

[unreal tangle]

promos and replay glitches dont count

[pastel imp]

oo where you see that

[pliant veldt]

I just now noticed this on the Minimus

[unreal tangle]

eughhh

ruined

[exotic condor]

search google "Social club stats"

[pliant veldt]

yeah, it's bugged

[exotic condor]

then choose platform

then choose overview

wtf

[unreal tangle]

or the pause menu

[exotic condor]

nvm

[unreal tangle]

and statistics

[exotic condor]

does it have that

always used social club

[unreal tangle]

yeah

[pastel imp]

how do i put a livery on my terrobyte? in the nightlcub?

[real saffron]

i spent 10mil just on ammo reloads

[exotic condor]

press G

u gonna drown did u press G

[unreal tangle]

man ik

80% of my income is cayo

[exotic condor]

ok

do u know how to do

just follow me

i dont wanna get caug

man

[unreal tangle]

mb

[pastel imp]

damn

[exotic condor]

lmao

np

[pliant veldt]

not to brag but...

I made a bit more than you guys

[exotic condor]

daddy juggernaut killed me into pieces

free food for panther

[pliant veldt]

no idea how I earned 1.7mil from betting tho, I have never gambled full time and whenever I tried to gamble I would always lose at the slot machines

[exotic condor]

get him

[real saffron]

use shotgun on jug, 3-4 body shots it goes down

[exotic condor]

ye

im on underground

get gold only

GET GOLD

acps

nvm

dont get

wait outside

[unreal tangle]

we got full gold?

[exotic condor]

get it

ye

WTF

HOW NOT 2 HEADSHOT NOT KILL

RESTART

????????????

is that possible

2 goddamn shotgun headshot

[unreal tangle]

happend to me on the first try

[pastel imp]

yall having fun?

😭

[exotic condor]

game broken

[real saffron]

tip: you can add 4 clicks of cash and then fill up on gold as usual

extra 30k or so

[exotic condor]

nah we have full gold

3gold

2 play

just speedrnu

lets spedrun

[real saffron]

yes, but you get more money that way and still pick up all the gold

[pastel imp]

[exotic condor]

no keycard and gate key

[real saffron]

i've got drunk police car

[exotic condor]

did u got the keys?

[pastel imp]

im driving a blimp

look up in the sky

[exotic condor]

nvm

MY GAME LOCKD

FROEZN

nooooooooooooooooooooooo

bro wht are u doin

game broken

fo me

[azure river]

is anyone in crew session or smth

[unreal tangle]

happened to me to

you gotta wait a sec

[exotic condor]

stuck

[unreal tangle]

try right clicking

[real saffron]

4

[exotic condor]

worst heist oat

[azure river]

oh nice are you in that sesh?

[exotic condor]

leaving it

[real saffron]

yep

[unreal tangle]

lets not start a new one

[azure river]

alr i will join you

[unreal tangle]

since the playlist starts in 15 minutes

[pastel imp]

[fleet lance]

Gonna start the playlist from this session when we begin

[exotic condor]

hey suz, i cant jointhroug here how can i join?

[pastel imp]

thank god i did the club thing before it left 😭

[fleet lance]

Try the pause menu, my SC is SendNukes

[exotic condor]

damn, it says you are offline for me

[pastel imp]

same lol

[unreal tangle]

try me then

i joined thru this invite

[exotic condor]

aight

i have u added

[pastel imp]

oh yeah

[exotic condor]

plaer no loneger in sesiopn

i hate discord and mostly epic games

research says that epic keeps gta 5 enhanced and legacy as same id

so when u run enhanced, u run legacy too

[pastel imp]

that's fun

😭

[old raptor]

What we doing today

[exotic condor]

i think i joined

[pastel imp]

i joined also

[exotic condor]

ye

im insie

if anyone want to join, they can join through me in pause menu

[azure river]

am i in a different crew sesh?

[pliant veldt]

yeah

[fleet lance]

Face to face, stunt races, megaramp, cars vs RPGs

[old raptor]

Ouhh

[pastel imp]

ooo

[azure river]

o how do i join that :P

[exotic condor]

yo

while we wait

should we make a small car meet

or nah

[pastel imp]

join through members

[azure river]

Uh which one

[pastel imp]

any of these if it says active

[unreal tangle]

my driveway looks peak

[azure river]

yea i see yahya

but i dont see anyone else except him on my list xD

[raven pivot]

yoyoyoyo crew whazup ready for some party games or what

[exotic condor]

accpet

lets race

[unreal tangle]

if only my shift + ctrl + S worked

and i could take a screenshot

[exotic condor]

want me to bring my lightning mcqueen?

kachoww

[pastel imp]

print screen also works

[exotic condor]

lets see if my car is kachow

[fleet lance]

<@&1324534951244464189> Reminder that there's an in-game event for PC Enhanced starting <t:1768068000:R> - you can join using the game invite below, and invites to the playlist will show up on your phone once we begin.
We'll be playing a variety of game modes and activities, including Face to Face, stunt races, Megaramp, cars vs RPGs, sumo and parkour races.

[unreal tangle]

i do not have print screen

75% keyboard

[pastel imp]

damn

[exotic condor]

mcqueen save the earth

[raven pivot]

u have my phone number?

[ornate igloo]

i cant find my phone please help

[lost lava]

test

[exotic condor]

1 orbital cannon and kaboom

[pastel imp]

what the helly happening

[azure river]

oh dam

[pastel imp]

bruh

[exotic condor]

get npc car and blow urselves up

[pastel imp]

i get a bounty for killing a guy and stealing his faggio

[azure river]

how did i kill you

[exotic condor]

LMAO

[pastel imp]

i wanted to be killed cuz bounty

[pine heron]

how do I join this thing

the invite button doesnt work

[exotic condor]

is raiju allowed

[pastel imp]

:(

[exotic condor]

im getting sparrow

[unreal tangle]

yoink

[fleet lance]

Someone still joining, or can we start?

[pine heron]

I just joined

[balmy field]

I'm trying to join

[fleet lance]

Okay

[balmy field]

It kicked me out though

[north elbow]

we're ready

[pastel imp]

lmao mvb

mb

😭

[balmy field]

I try to join again

[unreal tangle]

bordom is hitting them hard

[pine heron]

so whats going on rn

[pastel imp]

IM WALKING HERE

[fleet lance]

Once the playlist is open, the games will start after 2 minutes, same goes inbetween jobs - look for invites on your phone from SendNukes to join

[pliant veldt]

@exotic condor I literally can't predict where to shoot because you're lagging like crazy lol

[exotic condor]

lmao

its adsl

[azure river]

i dont really know

[unreal tangle]

bad day to be a cop

[exotic condor]

1mbps download 0.3 mbps upload

lets goo

[balmy field]

I have to restart as my game got infinite loading screen

[pastel imp]

exciting

[north elbow]

let's go

[pliant veldt]

here we go

[pastel imp]

this isgonna be hell 😭

[pliant veldt]

face to face

[exotic condor]

what do we do

i never played

[azure river]

i mma rq get water

[pastel imp]

it's a race

just follow checkpoints dw

[pliant veldt]

you go from one point to the other and back

[fleet lance]

Okay, I'll try sending you an invite

[pastel imp]

you'll see it

[pliant veldt]

and keep repeating

until you eventually finish

[pastel imp]

yes

[exotic condor]

give spoiler with spoiler tag is it good or no

and a basic

[untold kindle]

1st time face to face actually

[pastel imp]

with this many people it's gonna be hell

[raven pivot]

sherandini toaster internet?

[pliant veldt]

why did everyone just leave?

or did I leave?

[unreal tangle]

im ram all of you

[pine heron]

so its like the pacer test?

[exotic condor]

yo guys

[warm grail]

u

[azure river]

yo

[exotic condor]

i found this radio

[azure river]

in face to face what do we do

[exotic condor]

best off all

[pliant veldt]

I got dc'd during a race

wtf

[north elbow]

but people going the other way are trying to knock you off

[exotic condor]

this radio is best

it no sound

[warm grail]

still in lobby just rejoin

[exotic condor]

choose it

[pastel imp]

im pit manovering you the second i see you

[exotic condor]

best radio

10/10

[north elbow]

okay uncle

[unreal tangle]

for me whe are still waiting for someone joinin

[pliant veldt]

@fleet lance invite me, I got dc'd

[pastel imp]

[warm grail]

maybe he did kick you peepoSus

[pastel imp]

sherandi is still joining

[exotic condor]

what does dc'd mean

[pastel imp]

dissconnected

[untold kindle]

Sherandi super speed

[balmy field]

I should be joining now

[pliant veldt]

dam we can have up to 30 people?

[pastel imp]

yes

😭

[pliant veldt]

that will be hell

[pastel imp]

it's hell rn

you'll see

[pliant veldt]

if we get all 30

[unreal tangle]

@red comet nice internet bro

[exotic condor]

dam veiloxify and me are the lowest levels

[azure river]

lag is gonna be unrealll

[unreal tangle]

👍

[balmy field]

Now it says that my profile failed to load

[exotic condor]

hey shark, go to story mode then invite session

[azure river]

yo where is sherandini joining from xD

[untold kindle]

Fuck, forgot about that part

[exotic condor]

that usually fixed my problems

[untold kindle]

Alaskupiter

[pliant veldt]

immediatly closing unnecessary apps so I can save internet speed lol

[pliant veldt]

I was on TV irl

[pastel imp]

same

[pliant veldt]

and I'm not kidding about that

[warm grail]

famous Pog

[exotic condor]

1

[azure river]

2

[exotic condor]

3

grrr

[pine heron]

do do do the radio man

[exotic condor]

4

[untold kindle]

Did u by any chance get kidnapped by the us government?

[warm grail]

8

[exotic condor]

make the raido set to Off

[reef hazel]

WHO DA FAK PING ME

[pastel imp]

sherandi not joining 🥀

[exotic condor]

the best radio is off

[raven pivot]

575436433

[exotic condor]

its basicaly ur braincells speaking

[north elbow]

just restart game atp

[pliant veldt]

I'm European lol

[exotic condor]

our*

[warm grail]

(from the future)

[unreal tangle]

sherandi pack it in 😭

[untold kindle]

O

[pliant veldt]

Slovak to be specific

[fleet lance]

Should we wait, then join after this round? Or is it working?

[pine heron]

@red comet lock in bruh

[warm grail]

sheradini holding us hostage

[balmy field]

It should work now as I deleted my profile

[exotic condor]

this is why we should nuke France

[pastel imp]

😭

[unreal tangle]

bros internet is carried by pigeons

[untold kindle]

Pc probs on airplane mode, pheeeeewwwww, fans goin brr

[pliant veldt]

btw the context for why I was on TV: my school was helping clean up the area near a lake

and we found some weird shit

[azure river]

ayo what did france do dam xD

[pine heron]

made e33

[raven crane]

can i join now or is that not possible

[fleet lance]

@red comet Stuck loading?

[pastel imp]

eixst

[azure river]

lmao

[pliant veldt]

I found a whole toilet bowl lol

[fleet lance]

Yes

[raven crane]

okay i'm getting on

[pastel imp]

he's in

😭

[warm grail]

Clap

[pine heron]

and the winner of the nobel peace prize is gha- oh looks like its expedition 33 now

[pastel imp]

nvm

[untold kindle]

Joooo

[pastel imp]

he left or dcd

[fleet lance]

Please don't joke about that

[exotic condor]

okay

[azure river]

xD

[red comet]

I just joined because it was there. I didnt know I would cause a problem. I quit

[balmy field]

Finally I'm here

[pastel imp]

14 races 🥀

[exotic condor]

les go

[balmy field]

It's like this game fails you always in a critical moments

[untold kindle]

All that time for nothin

Hell naw

[exotic condor]

indians

[pine heron]

we still had to wait for shark

[azure river]

present

[warm grail]

maybe try again?

[fleet lance]

@raven crane Progress?

[unreal tangle]

someone is joining

[azure river]

[raven crane]

joining

i'm in

[unreal tangle]

lets start

[fleet lance]

Okay, launching

[red comet]

I dont understand, just do what you were doing, dont wait for me

[exotic condor]

😮

[pliant veldt]

gl everyone

[pastel imp]

[untold kindle]

Gl

[royal mortar]

gl

[valid falcon]

whys no one in vc lol

gl everyone

[exotic condor]

my lag going to be crazyt

[pastel imp]

have fun it's gonna get hectic 😭

[pine heron]

loading is gonna take like 5 years

[warm grail]

we started but if youd like to start at the next race just join and spectate till then 🙂

[exotic condor]

which vc wa sit

we have these slots too?

[pastel imp]

i have a positive win ratio

time to lose it

[azure river]

NO

I GOT HTE WRONG CAR

[unreal tangle]

i have 5/24

[pastel imp]

doesn't matter

it changes

i think

[azure river]

OH

[red comet]

No thanks. I am NOT a racer, hate it. Enjoy.

[azure river]

my bad

[pine heron]

@exotic condor rip

[azure river]

i am new to this

[exotic condor]

same

we brothers

why am i alone

BRO

WTF

or did my internet quit me?

is it normal im solo?

[unreal tangle]

you dick

[exotic condor]

bs internet

[pine heron]

im stuck loading lmao wtf

[unreal tangle]

i am the last one

[azure river]

g0d dam lemme breathe

JERY

[unreal tangle]

yeah im not winning this

[exotic condor]

i broke out of the matrix

alone nuggen

now in los santos

[raven crane]

HOW

[exotic condor]

guys i think im not on race track

[raven crane]

hold F

[exotic condor]

i came here to defend franklins house

new checkpoint is now mount chiliad

[unreal tangle]

JERRYY

[raven crane]

broooo

[unreal tangle]

THERES BRAKES U FUCKER

[exotic condor]

wait me mount chiliad

[warm grail]

theres more than just the races

[north elbow]

happy with 4th considering i fell to last in the first checkpoint

[pliant veldt]

Jesse was a massive pain, always kept targeting me

[red comet]

I have never played any modes other than freeroam. Anything you had going would have been foreign to me. I would be a liability. I appreciate it. Some other time.

[north elbow]

lmaoo okay

[exotic condor]

im coming

[pliant veldt]

I always tried to make sure to drive on the right and not crash into anyone

[exotic condor]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[pliant veldt]

if I happened to throw someone off, it was not intentional

[exotic condor]

I FELL OFF THE MOUNTAIN

[pine heron]

whoever jesse is fuck you

[exotic condor]

ALL THAT WORK FOR NOTHING

[pastel imp]

binky you an op

istg

:(

[pliant veldt]

I somehow got someone to ramp off my Veto Modern

[north elbow]

i think jesse is breaking the rules

[pliant veldt]

at one point

[warm grail]

you can see it brings out the best in us, but i will stop pestering you, 🙂

[pliant veldt]

for sure

[north elbow]

deliberately respawning as vigilante to kill others

[pine heron]

yeah hes not even trying to finish the race

[valid falcon]

GG

[azure river]

GOD DAM IT

[north elbow]

some people hate fun it's kinda fascinating

[azure river]

i didnt even finish

[pliant veldt]

some were also only in ramp cars

well, I managed to finish 5th atleast

[azure river]

guys i am just bad at races ;-;

[exotic condor]

im coming

[pine heron]

ok

[tulip cobalt]

Y'all join vc

[pastel imp]

[fleet lance]

Anyone trying to join, or should we start the next job?

[pastel imp]

i don't have mic so

[valid falcon]

fr

[azure river]

oo stunt race hopefully i dont suk at this

[pine heron]

I just found out I can change the lobby radio

[north elbow]

is hsw off?

[warm grail]

hmm i dont have hsw on my fmj yet

[pastel imp]

binky you better not touch me

[pine heron]

hsw is on

[pliant veldt]

I got Rock That Body playing lol

[pine heron]

i will touch you sxt

[fleet lance]

Yes

[exotic condor]

can you guys invite

i got kicked

dont fail me now

IM HERE!!!

[north elbow]

aw

[pliant veldt]

just got 4th place

[north elbow]

would've chosen different

[unreal tangle]

6THHH

[exotic condor]

haha

[pastel imp]

i was revving in gear oops

[fleet lance]

Next job starting shortly, keep an eye on your phone for invites

[north elbow]

nah def off

[azure river]

i aint finishing ;-;

[exotic condor]

i have no invite lol

[pliant veldt]

that brakeboost probably helped me

[north elbow]

my ignus couldn't keep up with a krieger

[exotic condor]

its like this

[pine heron]

yeah it was off

[exotic condor]

Finished mount chiliad while you guys were racing

[pine heron]

I thought it was on because i could use my fmj mkv

[raven crane]

I WAS AFK

[pastel imp]

ipicked wrong car

[fleet lance]

Haven't started yet, in like 20 seconds

[raven crane]

i had to go

[north elbow]

it lets you use hsw cars

but without the hsw

[azure river]

bruh i lost with an afk guy..

[exotic condor]

im still on mission

[valid falcon]

GG

[pliant veldt]

I managed to get 4th in a Turismo Omaggio

[exotic condor]

now leaving

[royal mortar]

sumooo

[pliant veldt]

oh yeah

[exotic condor]

left the job

[pliant veldt]

this is good

[exotic condor]

🙁

[royal mortar]

let's do this

[north elbow]

sumo yeaaaaaaaaaaaah

[exotic condor]

i left it while in mount chiliad

pls wait

[fleet lance]

@exotic condor Check now

[exotic condor]

im loading

my game is loading

[fleet lance]

Jobs start automatically after 2 minutes

[exotic condor]

i see unrendered mount chiliad on my screen loading

[fleet girder]

Hey everyone!! Is there an active sell session right now?

[warm grail]

you should probably just restart and try to join next

[azure river]

playlist

[exotic condor]

can u send again

please