gtao-crew

[olive lynx]

cryostaticballs

[idle jetty]

oh so you're the one that left me all alone in this crew session

[olive lynx]

I'll be back dw

[idle jetty]

I was only joking anyways, it's fine

[olive lynx]

Most loyal crew member here

[idle jetty]

plus I can just stay in this crew session until the next sale whilst I let things fill up

[olive lynx]

Oh wait you're in this session

nvm I joined the crew session lol

Yo woody can you help darksaint sell

[idle jetty]

sure, just get them to chuck me an invite

[olive lynx]

aight he's starting

Nvm we got ONE truck LMAOOOO

[mellow void]

shame, I wanted bikes

@idle jetty you can't have liveries or countermeasures on it btw

[olive lynx]

we still got mine

Although I wanna sell in a public lobby for the high demand bonus

[idle jetty]

says who?

[mellow void]

The game, won't let you put stuff in back otherwise

[idle jetty]

ah, makes sense

I thought you meant to not have them full stop

[olive lynx]

Now we gotta sell mine

[idle jetty]

man the 105mm is nutty

but I miss the sound it makes in COD 4: MW

[olive lynx]

Yo I'm gonna join a public lobby then invite you guys is that fine

[idle jetty]

yeah I'm ok if everyone else is

[olive lynx]

aight

@mellow void you comin?

[mellow void]

sure, Ill sell my hangar and my mc stuff too

going to save my special cargo for a bit

[idle jetty]

BOOM, 105MM TO THE FACE OF THE CHOPPER!

[mellow void]

perfect landing

[idle jetty]

nailed it

[olive lynx]

accept friend req on sc

join my session

tp to business

[idle jetty]

my game crashed

[olive lynx]

aight no worries join back

We need to change session we got crazy mfs here

[mellow void]

You are being pulled into a multiplex session, assuming you are located near someone with this active. Basically its not escapable and why you keep joining the same lobby

basically did like 20 minutes of lobby switching into the same lobby over and over

[olive lynx]

Nah I was just joining to see other sessions then joined back through darksaint

[olive lynx]

yeah lmao 😭

darksaint is joining back

[tulip cobalt]

Is the crew only lobby a weekly thing or can we just do it if we all agree to hop on

[mellow void]

Both of those, fridays at 10am and 10pm PST for 2 sell sessions, and then I've been getting more active in actually just doing stuff for crew stuff like a few others

[olive lynx]

I'm down

wall imma disband then you register rq

Thanks for the help wall and woody

[idle jetty]

no worries, good timing as I've gotta go do chores but I will AFK in a crew only session

[olive lynx]

invite darksaint to org

He says he hasn't gotten it

[mellow void]

yea because he doesn't show on the invite list, nor under the crew member section

tell himi to register as a ceo

[olive lynx]

Just find his name in players

[mellow void]

What do you think I was doing?

[olive lynx]

He can't

[olive lynx]

Mb

Ok he'll leave and come back

[mellow void]

This session is infested with cheaters, there is more than the limit of ceo's.

[olive lynx]

We can join a diff one if u want

Add me as a friend so I can join

[mellow void]

you can join people off the crew menu

[olive lynx]

sure thing boss

You're not showing up

[old raptor]

cryostaticballs

[olive lynx]

I chose that name when I was like 9 ok 😭 (no I didn't)

[fleet girder]

When will there be another sell session?

[old raptor]

in 6 hours

[fleet girder]

Is there a schedule?

[olive lynx]

Dude it takes me to the launcher saying the game is already running

@mellow void darksaint hopped off and I have to sleep soon sorry

[mellow void]

Ill just do some solo sales Ig

[olive lynx]

Just add friend it's not that deep

[old raptor]

[celest lake]

[tight siren]

Is there an active Crew-only session rn?

[idle jetty]

not active per-say, but I'm currently AFK'ing in one that people can join into

[tight siren]

I’m gonna be hosting a Crew session so we can sell. Fell free to join. It’s set to Free Aim. Find SC in the list and you should be able to join.

[fierce walrus]

@tight siren join @idle jetty 's session

Bruh

People refuse to read other people's messages.

[tight siren]

I read it. I just did not want to be in a lonely session. It also had different targetting mode.

[idle jetty]

ah yeah that might be from when I joined Zinji's session earlier

I'll swing across to yours then to switch back to Free Aim, just can't do stuff atm cause I've got some weekends chores to get done

[fierce walrus]

Does targeting modes affect something in a session or is it your preference to not play with people who rely on aim assist?

[simple solstice]

Targeting mode can affect matchmaking / how readily you can connect to a person or session

also it affects RP gained from killing enemies

though marginally

[tight siren]

None of the above. I simply did not want to go through the settings to change it although I know it is easy. Sowwy

[fierce walrus]

Yooo Opal wassup also okay I didnt know that

[fierce walrus]

Okay

[simple solstice]

Hi hello hi

[fierce walrus]

Are you ready for Doomsday CMM?

Lmfao

[simple solstice]

[fierce walrus]

Attempted it multiple times buggy as hell

[simple solstice]

we dont have the old crew for that

and they're the only ones I know of that would tolerate the BS this game throws

[fierce walrus]

So if you think that Apartment CMM was bad, this one is worse because something simple as someone disconnecting from the mission will fail the attempt 💀

[fierce walrus]

Yeah miss those bros.

[idle jetty]

they're not the only ones

[simple solstice]

I think jordan might have quit the game for good tbh

not heard from mack in ages either

[simple solstice]

Have you ever made a CMM attempt before?

[idle jetty]

no but I'm quite patient, maybe too patient at times

[mellow void]

[simple solstice]

Well. apartment CMM on average takes 5 hours to do

and thats assuming the runs actually go well

[idle jetty]

I still have this notebook with a bunch of notes on each mission for when I do attempt it one day

all taken from GTA Series Video guides

Apartment CMM I can remember for the most part, but I would need to do a runthrough of them again just to refresh the mind on each one

[simple solstice]

Bro did his homework

[idle jetty]

that's me for you

intelligence and a bunch of plans to execute

[simple solstice]

Not me

I just wing it

[mellow void]

favorable way to do it

[simple solstice]

@fierce walrus alright so you me woody and wall

[idle jetty]

I actually got added to a group with Mynak, Slim, and nwy for DCMM

[simple solstice]

[idle jetty]

but if things line up I can assist with others

[simple solstice]

Nah

[mellow void]

I just finished a DCMM 4 with, transient and nwy, best of luck though

[idle jetty]

I know you did

[mellow void]

it feels agonizing they don't use ANY shortcuts most of the time though :d

[simple solstice]

None at all?

[idle jetty]

if 4% of people can get the achievement on Legacy, then it's doable

[simple solstice]

I can understand skipping most of them since they only really save seconds which doesnt matter in the grand scheme of things

but some shortcuts are almost a requisite

[mellow void]

Very few outside of just the standard "Go offroad"

[simple solstice]

offroad isnt a shortcut its a way of living

[idle jetty]

reminds me that I need to complete 2019 Modern Warfare on Veteran to 100% that game

[mellow void]

Alright, heres one for you, they tried to steal the scripted spawn ambulance, while I sat there and called one in

[simple solstice]

That tracks

[idle jetty]

I've just paid for the prep missions

still have an Act 2 all ready to go with 2 setups to do

[mellow void]

too bad that can't be done for dcmm

[idle jetty]

valid

but handy to just speed through the setups and get familiar again with the heist as a whole

[simple solstice]

not a terrible idea

[idle jetty]

yeah a quick refresher of the heists before attempting CMM wouldn't be a bad shout

even just getting all in order and loyalty on one run and then CMM on the next run would work out

[simple solstice]

oh yeah no I wouldnt try to recommend doing CMM alongside the others

thats just hell

[idle jetty]

unless you're just super 🐐ed at the game

[mellow void]

I must really just enjoy hating myself because I don't think I've ever done loyalty or all in order without also doing cmm

[simple solstice]

I did the same lol

[idle jetty]

here's a real challenge

get all awards and career progress on both characters

[mellow void]

yea idk about that one, I think 1 character is all Ill be doing

I already got console for ps and xbox too

[idle jetty]

I regret not getting the awards or 100%ing the game on Legacy first before transferring to Enhanced

then again, I don't think many of us knew that would actually happen

so close to full stock

[fierce walrus]

Wall, I'm ready if you want to do it 👉 👈

[fierce walrus]

Sure

Avengers part 2 lmfao

[fierce walrus]

Okay most of the heists are straightforward but there are some things that I've discovered was BS during these attempts.

• All players must be in the same session before doing any of the heists setups/finale
• All players must be inside the war room before starting the setup/finale
• All players must be have FPS locked to the same one
• All players must be on the same organization

Failure to miss one of these will have a chance at a player disconnecting from the Setup/Finale FAILING THE ATTEMPT

I'm not worried about the missions, I trust all of you will be able to breeze through these easily but the BS like the one listed above is what I'm worried about since I'M SURE THERE ARE MORE BS that will happen during the attempt lmfao

Rapid fire glitch will not end our attempts it's rockstar themselves 😂

[idle jetty]

yeah everything that you mentioned makes sense

as you said getting it all done shouldn't be too hard, it's more just knowing how to do each mission and stuff

[fierce walrus]

like I said they're pretty straight forward, the only none straightforward one I think is the Escort ULP one since you can bring your Vigilantes there instead of using the Chernobolg

[idle jetty]

makes sense, may have to update my notes then

[celest lake]

Sova

[azure river]

yo who tagged me twice

[sonic dust]

Everyone ready for the crew session?

[idle jetty]

as good as can be

[mellow void]

yup basically, topped off my hangar as well

[idle jetty]

I'm 5 weapons short of a full Nightclub sale, but that's fine cause it's over $2mil. Then it's just a Hangar, followed by MC Businesses and Bunker

[fleet lance]

Can someone post a game invite please?

[fleet lance]

Thanks

<@&1324534951244464189> Reminder that there's a sell session for PC Enhanced starting now - in order to join, make sure to set the crew as your active one, and use targeting mode Free Aim.
Please be considerate and disband your CEO Organization/MC Club when you're not actively using it, as there's a limited number of VIP slots available.

[green heath]

hey @fleet lance do you know when the new crew event starts

i heard something like races and deathmathes

[exotic condor]

hey guys, do you guys have access to discord username with player names? (like max 10-12 hrs ago) i need player names for rockstar support cuz after sell mission i didnt got money and rockstar said if u have their username please tell

[mellow void]

thats not something that the moderation here can really help with, you just have to know their in-game user and maybe we can help you from there

[exotic condor]

Okay thanks

[fleet lance]

Yeah, <t:1768068000:t>

[idle jetty]

when the new event is 5am your time on a Sunday

[green heath]

thats nice, thank you very much

[mellow void]

10am, Im working then so

[idle jetty]

yeah but that's 10am on a Saturday, you're still in the past

[fleet lance]

Like, Discord users associated with in-game usernames? Yeah

[exotic condor]

yes

[abstract trail]

Another new sell session

[mellow void]

yuh huh

[abstract trail]

I already sold everything I have yesterday lol

[idle jetty]

we selling yours first Wall?

[abstract trail]

If I knew Tommorow was session this time I would have sold in this time

[mellow void]

Yea I have quite a bit though, basically everything but NC is full

If someone else has some stuff we can start with them

[idle jetty]

yeah no stress

[green heath]

same im just here to help anyone cus im bored

[old raptor]

Walluigi are you in the session?

[idle jetty]

I listed mine above, I was going to do NC and Hangar solo then team up for the others

[spark geyser]

Got my MC stuff but wanted to get a few people for more bonus tbh

[mellow void]

Im thinking the same thing for hangar and special cargo right now, might just do mc stuff in the mean time until it gets a bit more populated

[spark geyser]

I know we don't get as many as the other session but was tired last night, them happening at 5am lol

[exotic condor]

i checked older messages and have their discord users. can i get their social club usernames?

[fleet lance]

Why do you need it btw?

[exotic condor]

hold on

[mellow void]

I guess Ill start with mc stuff, 5 people sales

[idle jetty]

I mean I can leave to give you a small bonus since you only really need 4 for a sale

[fleet lance]

Oh okay, which users?

[mellow void]

R* uses it for transaction finding stuff, finding who gets what payments, and when, and sources to see if the original content message was true or not

[exotic condor]

should i dm or make a ticket

[mellow void]

HDB isn't that big of a thing for me

[fleet lance]

DM is fine

[idle jetty]

fair, I was also thinking of killing 2 birds with 1 stone where you sell MC and I do 2 solo sales at the same time

but we can 5 man it if you prefer

[mellow void]

it really doesn't matter, feel free to sell stuff while we do mc

[old raptor]

@spark geyser Nice plate lol

[idle jetty]

yeah I'll do that just to save time and get some HDB

[spark geyser]

[exotic condor]

can someone help me sell

[idle jetty]

once I've done Hangar I can help

[exotic condor]

im not hangar mc busines

i need help selling ingame crystal

if you want we can do heists btw

[idle jetty]

I'll only be 5 minutes, maybe 10. Depends on what vehicle Ron gives me

[green heath]

i think hes talking bout his hangar

[drifting dirge]

Js joined

[exotic condor]

oh

[spark geyser]

They are saying once they've sold their hanger they can

[idle jetty]

yeah I've = I have

[exotic condor]

Man i dont know english sorry

[mellow void]

your'nt correct

[old raptor]

You'ren'ten't

[mellow void]

[idle jetty]

I swear to God you 2

[old raptor]

I finally acquired the Peakonost again

[mellow void]

that isn't've'nt very correctn't of ya

[simple solstice]

Couple of specimens

[green heath]

10km

[exotic condor]

DİZZY RN

[idle jetty]

@exotic condor done selling my hangar, I am now free to help you with sales

[exotic condor]

do you need help too with selling

other business

[idle jetty]

yeah just these ones and then I'm done for the session

but we can do yours first then switch to mine

[exotic condor]

okay

1 question

is acid lab soloable

[idle jetty]

yes

[exotic condor]

okay then

sent

is full stock enough for 2 players

or should we find 2 more

[idle jetty]

2 more makes it quicker depending on what vehicles you get

but you can do them all solo/with 1 other, it's just more time-consuming

[old raptor]

1362 year old still sells bunkers the old fashioned way

[exotic condor]

im starting it then

get outside and wait please

[idle jetty]

it will teleport me out when you start the sale 🙂

[mellow void]

and I desynced, lovely

[old raptor]

Walluigiii

[exotic condor]

starting

[idle jetty]

I was about to make the joke that Levi's words hurt you

[exotic condor]

we lucky now

[mellow void]

his words cannot speak of taintment

[balmy field]

Anyone want to help with a bunker sale?

[old raptor]

No but i want the money

[glacial verge]

[spark geyser]

Wall finally reset for all their crimes /s

[exotic condor]

im deysnicing

[mellow void]

[mellow void]

Im assuming its mostly because of the session host location in regions

[exotic condor]

i think its my adsl

sometimes 1mbps download with 0.3 up

but rn i should have 20mbps with 0.3

[old raptor]

@balmy field we trying duo anyway?

[mellow void]

Ill help I guess since I really don't have enough need to really sell mine

starting another sale is probably going to desync me anyhow

[exotic condor]

nvm this one not full

go to cash

[balmy field]

It's risky though

[exotic condor]

this one full

[mellow void]

I have slim with me too, they might wanna help as well

[exotic condor]

started

[balmy field]

Alright I inv you guys to bunker

[mellow void]

[green heath]

sorry

[balmy field]

Thanks to all Shark associates for helping me out in arms sale. (these weapons aren't definitely used in cargo griefing)

[old raptor]

Orbing?

[balmy field]

That information is classified

[old raptor]

Make an orb montage

[balmy field]

I can help whatever anyone has to sell

[tired lintel]

Any sell session?

Active?

[old raptor]

You'd think an 11 year player knows how to drive a truck

[idle jetty]

can't park there mate

[exotic condor]

holy shet

1.3mil

[lost sinew]

everyone left the session it says, that means i think i got switched to a different session right?

[idle jetty]

yeah you did

[old raptor]

You got disconnected

[lost sinew]

gotcha, see y'all again soon

[old raptor]

Bai bai

[exotic condor]

BRUHHHHH its 90% full

nope

[keen salmon]

good morning

[exotic condor]

ok my mc business is done just coke is 90% , can u help with nightclub

[idle jetty]

sure

[exotic condor]

but i think it is done solo

[fierce walrus]

Shock dart

[old raptor]

That heli is loud even from here

[tired lintel]

Entering online
It's taking time to join server damn

[exotic condor]

mine done bro @idle jetty become mc or ceo after i disband

[mellow void]

theres something wrong with this car

[idle jetty]

o7

[exotic condor]

3

2

1

go

[old raptor]

I'm gonna puke

[exotic condor]

invite me

[abstract trail]

I forgot to sell my bunker

💀

[mellow void]

as correct as one could be

[tired lintel]

Invite me too
I tried to join crew members
But i joined empty lobby agaun

[spark geyser]

Join crew members option hardly ever works

There is an invite above somewhere or can join through crew menu

[mellow void]

^

[abstract trail]

Yeah

[idle jetty]

just Aussie Outback things

[abstract trail]

Bro I forgot to sell bunker is there anyone online?

In that session

[mellow void]

Basically I'd have over 300 ping, which is why Im disconnecting because Im on NA-W

[paper reef]

yeh im still doing stuff i also have a full bunker

[idle jetty]

plenty are on

[fierce walrus]

imma get on to provide more bnonus

[exotic condor]

can i park here?

[tired lintel]

I have sent u request to add frnd
If u can accept and then I can join session

[spark geyser]

@tired lintel

[idle jetty]

Will do once I’ve done this boat drop off 👍

[abstract trail]

How much time this session will be online for??

[tired lintel]

I am unable to join from here

[fierce walrus]

just find him in the crew

don't need to invite

[idle jetty]

However long people stay on for, there’s no set time really

[tired lintel]

I joined

[fierce walrus]

I joined the session through fish since he's the only one I see

[lost sinew]

ty for help guys, sry its lagging...

[exotic condor]

@idle jetty are u going to get last boat

[idle jetty]

You can get it if you want, that way I can travel to the next business to sell and save some time

[mellow void]

Yea because its on OCE, we should have had someone in EU or NA-E host it so the ping rounds around fairly nice for everyone

[idle jetty]

Just getting my Sparrow

[exotic condor]

okay wait

[lost sinew]

OCE?

[spark geyser]

This is why I don't offer to host lol

[idle jetty]

Oceania

because I'm from Australia

[lost sinew]

ahh ok

[old raptor]

OCE is stinky

[mellow void]

I normally did but right as I got into a crew session they posted an invite for it

Basically I can't be in that session more than 5 minutes before getting kicked so Ill just skip out on the rest

[spark geyser]

[old raptor]

Not u

[exotic condor]

who is Tam707?

[lost sinew]

this sucks, we completed the sale super fast, but it wont register as done

[tulip cobalt]

@lost sinew We gotta reset I guess

[old raptor]

Session might be laggy/slow

[lost sinew]

i wont be resetting for the whole timer imo, cuz its a CEO sale

[tulip cobalt]

I noticed you were rubber banding everywhere so that might take part

[lost sinew]

i could lose everything

but i think if associates leave its ok

[mellow void]

all of the lagging is due to the host location, so it may never load if they are stuck loading

[tulip cobalt]

Should we switch host?

[abstract trail]

Hii

[mellow void]

moving that many people would be quite hard

[idle jetty]

well if I leave the session does it then change who the host is?

[abstract trail]

Forgot to sell my bunker just remembered because someone was talking about that

[fierce walrus]

sup opal need help selling?

[simple solstice]

I sold on a different session but thank you.

[exotic condor]

@idle jetty dont start

[simple solstice]

Im just here to pump hdb and see if anybody needs help

[exotic condor]

wait pls

[fierce walrus]

damn hardcore

[mellow void]

the issue with host relocation stuff is it picks the next closest person to transfer it to, it used to be random, but they fixed that so modders couldn't hijack it from people as easily

Ill start another session in a second though

[idle jetty]

yeah so it might transfer it to Slim who's in the same timezone as me

[abstract trail]

Then stay next to him

[simple solstice]

The game largely determines script hosts based on distance / latency against the session host

[tulip cobalt]

whoops sorry lol

[abstract trail]

Oh i dint know tha5

[mellow void]

Im not going to move to Australia

[exotic condor]

im going to turn off something give me like 3-4 mins

[idle jetty]

will do

[abstract trail]

😭 😭 lol i thought the person staying next to host in character

[tulip cobalt]

I was trying to see if there is any phantom enemies and blow us up xD

[mellow void]

If it was like that, then it would entirely bypass the whole transfering randomly, the people wanting host could just TP to the current host, kick them and then they'd have it, thats kind of a flaw

[lost sinew]

new zealand internet is the absolute worst btw

[abstract trail]

Yeah

[simple solstice]

Me when I try to explain a p2p mesh to grade schoolers

[abstract trail]

I just need to sell my bunker

[fierce walrus]

lmfao wtf was that hahahahaa

[mellow void]

Session number #2 for anyone who wants to switch off that one, may savor peoples ping a little bit

[idle jetty]

I'm honestly happy for another session to be made if that solves connection issues for others. In hindsight I should have made a new session before sending the invite out, as I was already AFK'ing in a older crew session from this morning so that may have played a factor. Really sorry if this is mucking things up for anyone, I'll make sure we don't get similar issues in the future

[simple solstice]

it seems like switching to a new session would be more beneficial than sticking with the current session.

[lost sinew]

now it says save successful but it wont register as completed..

[simple solstice]

But that's just my opinion

🙂

[lost sinew]

anyway im out, ty for making new one

[fierce walrus]

I'll wait for everyone to end their sales first before I switch

[old raptor]

Soon enough we'll be having sell session civil wars

[celest lake]

Any angle

[fierce walrus]

MagaMHV flying his slow ass planes lmfao

[simple solstice]

An antagonization attempt

[tulip cobalt]

Let's hope it's not lost 🙏

[lost sinew]

just lost a few crates

[tulip cobalt]

We can get those back no problem

[simple solstice]

hari where are we going?

what kind of guy gets in an uber and doesnt give any directions

[idle jetty]

results in everyone making their own individual crew sessions so we end up with 30+ different sessions during the event

[fierce walrus]

I dunno man just vibing in your muscle it looks good

and also waiting for invites

[simple solstice]

I call it the bibness mobile

[mellow void]

Theres an invite here if anyone wants to continue selling stuff

[idle jetty]

I'll jump across once others finish their sales, just so they don't lose much HDB

[fierce walrus]

yeah going there as soon as everyone ends their current sell missions

[simple solstice]

probably not gonna happen

people arent privy to just hop sessions, they just want to invite, sell, leave

[fierce walrus]

Damn Slimboyphat and the crew looks so organized in the map lmfaoi

[lost sinew]

true in general, not true in my case where im risking 2 mil because of lag

[fierce walrus]

true

[simple solstice]

Slim and the 3 musketeers

[fierce walrus]

I guess it will ever be over hahahaha

[fierce walrus]

they looked so smooth lmfao

[exotic condor]

im back @idle jetty

[gloomy ibex]

I just got in a car with @simple solstice anyone know this player?

[old raptor]

No

[idle jetty]

never heard of 'em

[simple solstice]

[idle jetty]

[exotic condor]

invite me to busines

[fierce walrus]

it's a AI not a real person

[mellow void]

I think hes a russian spy, careful

[simple solstice]

I heard that guy was a notorious griefer

[gloomy ibex]

ruh roh

[simple solstice]

and you're in terrible danger

[gloomy ibex]

I think we both are now. 🤣

[idle jetty]

I'll soon be jumping across to another sell session setup, just waiting on some others to finish their sales sothey still get some High Demand Bonus money

[simple solstice]

pft nahhhh

[exotic condor]

can u invite me to somewhere im stuck on sea

[lost sinew]

still not figuring out how to join you...whats ur SC again? ill look for it in 'crew members' SC menu

[fierce walrus]

Elec I can't drive any of the Garbage trucks

[exotic condor]

u can start if u want

[mellow void]

Wal1aWay, although Im sure my RID was removed, still, you can join either of these members as well

[celest lake]

My name is not there

[keen salmon]

1.3 millions for selling fake money is sick 🥶

[mellow void]

Neuh uh, its real money

[keen salmon]

thank you for the ones who helped me

if you need one for your sell i'm here

[simple solstice]

@gloomy ibex you saw nuthin

[gloomy ibex]

🙈

banned for life!

[exotic condor]

WTF

BRO

[fierce walrus]

lmfao

[exotic condor]

MY GAME FROZE

@idle jetty

CAN U RESTART

[fierce walrus]

it said you lost cargo bro

[idle jetty]

I'll see what I can do 🙂

[idle jetty]

won't take long to refill, we'll do other sales and then come back to the cash 🙂

[old raptor]

Sorry facinorosussy baka

[balmy field]

[green heath]

the bike overreacted

[exotic condor]

create waypoint

imma take u there

[mellow void]

[simple solstice]

very nice air pwane.

[mellow void]

I lob that one

stole it right off my front lawn

[exotic condor]

can we steal from military?

wondering

[idle jetty]

lmao not the planes again

[lost sinew]

wow, this is good rp; joe biden selling counterfeit cash!

[old raptor]

[idle jetty]

as opposed to Joe Mama

[simple solstice]

I prefer joe bama

[idle jetty]

ok that's a good one

[spark geyser]

@old raptor @balmy field @green heath thanks for the help!

[tired lintel]

Hey guys can anyone help me in selling MC goods?

I just did cocaine alone and it took me 30mins

[old raptor]

Yw yw

[exotic condor]

close call

phew

[spark geyser]

I can in a few mins gotta BRB

[fierce walrus]

bro wtf invite me

[idle jetty]

Very, I thought you were going to stay under me and then you went up

[fierce walrus]

Don't feel bad about inviting people in the session.

[exotic condor]

done

[green heath]

invite

me too

[exotic condor]

whats ur next busines s @idle jetty

im going to lscm

[idle jetty]

Meth

Will send invite once there

[green heath]

invite

[exotic condor]

WTF

lmao

[tired lintel]

I started sell with @fierce walrus

1 vehicle only lmao

[lost sinew]

brb, switching characters to try again the large warehouse sale

[green heath]

aight bet imma go afk just ping me if you need help

[gloomy ibex]

@simple solstice GGs

[simple solstice]

anymore?

[exotic condor]

@idle jetty can u give me a minute making it hsw

[idle jetty]

Sure, lemme know when ready

Opal why you keep on killing poor Ben

[gloomy ibex]

🔨

[idle jetty]

[simple solstice]

He didnt refuel the jet like I told him to

engine died right above the highway

[gloomy ibex]

it's my fault for being non-immortal tbh

[exotic condor]

okay im done @idle jetty

invite me

[simple solstice]

ngl yea

[exotic condor]

start

[gloomy ibex]

today I learned: never enter a vehicle with you

[celest lake]

[simple solstice]

I did say I was dangerous

[marsh hollow]

hi

[marsh hollow]

OMG it’s the zingy zingy song

[old raptor]

Ih

[simple solstice]

aw man crashed my jet

gonna take me so long to get enough confidence to get into the military base again

[exotic condor]

poor ben

saw him explode

🙁

[marsh hollow]

ih

[simple solstice]

im starting to think maybe im not the problem

[gloomy ibex]

omg you glitched underground haxx0rz

[idle jetty]

guess you were on your way to the Danger Zone

[exotic condor]

cool

woody

do u have more sale?

[idle jetty]

just cash and bunker now

[lost sinew]

successful sale! ty, im rdy to help others now, unless some acid to sell..

[exotic condor]

didnt we sell cash

[idle jetty]

your game froze remember

and crashed a plane, so I quit out

[exotic condor]

oh i remember

wait

1 min

[idle jetty]

no Opal I'm busy

[simple solstice]

but its partay time

[gloomy ibex]

hmm I do have Bunker to sell...

[idle jetty]

afterwards

[exotic condor]

ok done

[simple solstice]

[exotic condor]

its party?

opal party

[balmy field]

I can help with that

[simple solstice]

first shots

then bunker

[exotic condor]

Of coruse!!!

always drink and drive too (INGAME)

[gloomy ibex]

@simple solstice nice vault you got here...it's empty right?

[simple solstice]

yeah im mega poor

[gloomy ibex]

😉

[simple solstice]

$3 to my name

[gloomy ibex]

hmm why can't I pick up the cash?

[simple solstice]

might be a bug

[gloomy ibex]

typical

[simple solstice]

like how these guys run straight to my vault

[gloomy ibex]

oh that's a lot of people

it's like the Nightclub

[simple solstice]

gotta love how generic the cocktail menu is

okay bunker time

[exotic condor]

3000 bonus

i got 100k lol

[idle jetty]

big monies

[exotic condor]

yes

use tp

66mil

[simple solstice]

time for drunk flying

[keen salmon]

very good pay for fake money

[idle jetty]

wondering if I risk bunker with 3 people, or try and grab a 4th in case it gives us Dune FAV's

[old raptor]

Inbite me

[simple solstice]

ive got 10 beers

lets make this worth it

[exotic condor]

woody invite

is tihs last one?

[idle jetty]

yeah last one, unless you're all okay doing vehicle cargo. But I can skip that if others need a hand selling

[old raptor]

Im leaving after this

[exotic condor]

i never done vehicle cargo in my life

[old raptor]

I tire

[exotic condor]

or never did any cargo

[idle jetty]

cool, I can just do it with you then yahya so you see what it's like

[lost sinew]

double pfisted (not my style, but ok)

[old raptor]

Hot

[old raptor]

Double what

[past canopy]

lol I was afk

[lost sinew]

dirty dad joke 🙂

[simple solstice]

Not slim trying to drive headon into the phantom

😭

[keen salmon]

quick sell

[simple solstice]

LMFAO

[gloomy ibex]

1.3Mil GGs

[simple solstice]

NICE SALE BRO

[keen salmon]

very nice

[idle jetty]

Speedy Gonzales over here

[exotic condor]

done

[gloomy ibex]

meth should be full now if you are good with that

[balmy field]

Sure

[spark geyser]

Selling bunker as ceo problems

[idle jetty]

and that's $9mil made today

[gloomy ibex]

I wonder if I will survive this flight with known griefer @simple solstice

[exotic condor]

woody what else do we have

[old raptor]

I'm very tired, bai bai

[keen salmon]

now is time to spend that 9 millions in cars xD

[exotic condor]

i left

[idle jetty]

thanks for the help 🐐

[gloomy ibex]

-s

[simple solstice]

Now you're just tempting me

[keen salmon]

are you from America?

[simple solstice]

Disclaimer: this is a joke

[idle jetty]

I was just going to do Vehicle Cargo and get some HDB on that, you can do it solo but that means you only sell 1 car. With 3 Associates you can sell 4 cars and make $400K + bonuses

[simple solstice]

cant let the ops take that one out of context as well

[spark geyser]

I'm being harassed by cops trying to get my bike

[keen salmon]

let's sell one collection

[umbral arch]

@lost sinew thanks for the help

[simple solstice]

that landing good enough for you boys?

[lost sinew]

ty you too! especially for the Titan plane sell, that one really needs help

[old raptor]

I’m dutch

[idle jetty]

I don't have any collections to sell

[keen salmon]

you passed all the night in GTA?¿

[old raptor]

Yes.. yea

[idle jetty]

huh, guess I can't upgrade the Wedge here

alright, sale time

[spark geyser]

Can't upgrade the wedge at all

Unless you do silly stuff

[idle jetty]

ah so that's what Wal has done

[abstract trail]

Is sell session still online??

[old raptor]

You don’t know the half of it

[abstract trail]

@old raptor

[old raptor]

Yea it is

[abstract trail]

How many people are there?

[simple solstice]

@spark geyser bro ur cops are shooting at me

[old raptor]

Uhh when i left there were about 12

[abstract trail]

Less than yesterday lol

[old raptor]

Yea well to be fair it’s a morning sell sesh

[idle jetty]

clearly

[abstract trail]

I will need 3 people

My bunker full

You know how many people i need

Because I dint did bunker for a long time

[idle jetty]

@keen salmon thanks for all your help, that's me done sales wise

[untold kindle]

when are the races gonna be?

[idle jetty]

#gtao-crew message

oh there we go

[untold kindle]

aye, thx

[fierce walrus]

Neel Invite morova pls

[balmy field]

I have Counterfeit cash full if someone wants to help to sell that

[simple solstice]

if you give me a bibnes invite

[spark geyser]

Invite

[gloomy ibex]

cat things afk

[idle jetty]

if only you knew it would be doable solo

[spark geyser]

100k for us

[balmy field]

Yeah

[balmy field]

[idle jetty]

time for a quick Acid sale

[spark geyser]

I failed

[balmy field]

I probably need to take a break, but thanks for the awesome sell session once again

[tired lintel]

@morova sorry bro
Before last drop i hit something which I was not supposed and blast

[idle jetty]

raking in that money

[unreal tangle]

Why are you keeping excel spreadsheet 😭😭😭

[mellow void]

spreadsheets are helpful for gta :d

[idle jetty]

because I can

[unreal tangle]

Why would i need a spreadsheet of my earnings

[idle jetty]

again

because I can

and it's nice to know how much you earn in a week grinding

[abstract trail]

Sell session gone?

[fierce walrus]

it's a way to see if you're wasting time or not.

[idle jetty]

there's still 10 of us in a session

[unreal tangle]

Should i buy a yacht?

[gloomy ibex]

when they had a giga sale and giga rewards on the missions...kinda...

[fierce walrus]

now that no one is selling any of you guys want to host as an apartment heist with set ups? I wanna join them as crew memeber

[simple solstice]

Shrug. Its a videogame. Theres no "wasting time" unless you consider it time wasted. If you're enjoying yourself thats all that really matters

People get so obsessed with optimizing the fun out of games they forget the entire point

That being said, I hate gta and playing it

Also ur all smelly

[mellow void]

Its a love hate thing

[idle jetty]

[mellow void]

Are you really playing it if you don't hate it down to the bits

[spark geyser]

[simple solstice]

I hate it down to the nibbles, not quite to the bits

[abstract trail]

Renix0666 add me

[fierce walrus]

True

[mellow void]

you'll get there eventually

[abstract trail]

@mellow void are you online in that session??

[simple solstice]

I always go on vacation before I reach that point

[fierce walrus]

if it's not a buggy mess but that game plays as is, I think I wouldn't wnat to play any other games

[mellow void]

Yea but I got removed over 3 times, started my own session and we peaked at like 9 people before I got off after selling just my mc stuff, 1 special warehouse and my hangar

way too laggy the first one was

[idle jetty]

yeah don't let the Australian host

[simple solstice]

I think its vacation time again

[idle jetty]

(it's me, I'm the Australian)

[simple solstice]

[mellow void]

enjoy vacation

[abstract trail]

It's show to me you are offline in game

@idle jetty bro my game crashed

💀💀

What the

[idle jetty]

F

gonna order dinner in the mean time

[abstract trail]

I joined your session

[mellow void]

Well I am right now, I've been off for a few minutes, I probably won't rejoin that specific session they are hosting because I don't wanna deal with abysmal ping and rubberbanding

[abstract trail]

My game crashed idk who hosting

[hollow spruce]

thank you @past canopy @tired lintel

[abstract trail]

@idle jetty bro you are no longer in that session??

[spark geyser]

They are

[idle jetty]

still here

right now, right here

[abstract trail]

Lol wait coming again

[idle jetty]

currently ordering dumplings for dinner

[abstract trail]

@idle jetty join me

Need to sell bunker

[old raptor]

Wow

[spark geyser]

Sell as MC president so your helpers actually get paid a decent amount btw

Ceo they get like 7k

MC 50k

[abstract trail]

Ok

[spark geyser]

It's stupid tbh, should be the same

[abstract trail]

@spark geyser come bro

😭

[spark geyser]

(stuck on a black screen)

[past canopy]

same

[old raptor]

Interesting pfp

[spark geyser]

Alright well guess the game said that's enough for now

Sorry

[unreal tangle]

Please

Please

Rockstar i beg yall

[abstract trail]

Done finally

[unreal tangle]

Hsw on ignus

[abstract trail]

Ty

[abstract trail]

What? Happened

[unreal tangle]

Some wierd ass logic

The weponized one has hsw

But not the original

[warm grail]

anyone wanna help me sell cash

[abstract trail]

@warm grail bro come here

Help me

💀

[idle jetty]

sure

[warm grail]

what do u need help with my brother

[abstract trail]

I was stuck well I am okay now ty

[warm grail]

okk peepoHappy

[tired lintel]

Thanks guys for the amazing and successful session

See you all next week

[warm grail]

anyone else

[exotic condor]

hi guys

can anyone help me with selling coke? (ingame)

[warm grail]

I could

[exotic condor]

can u accpet

[hollow spruce]

eh you are not mc pres any more

[idle jetty]

YEW, ALL DONE!

[warm grail]

inv

[abstract trail]

I have to do this too

[exotic condor]

can u guys accpet

nice

18 lvl

[simple solstice]

congrats woody, you won the game

retirement time

[idle jetty]

nah just all Weapons challenges

[hollow spruce]

lets go already 🙂

[exotic condor]

aight

accpet inv

[hollow spruce]

honestly, use mansion for quick travel 😉

we are here already

[exotic condor]

yes, i use tp normally but i got the new car so im hyped with hsw

ok

started

[hollow spruce]

i blame neel

[exotic condor]

i got cops

[abstract trail]

I do ulp mission

[hollow spruce]

hide in sewers

[exotic condor]

i know

werent these like back of truck

[idle jetty]

there are 2 types of bike sell missions

one to go into back of trucks at 4 different spots, the other one is for a drop off that turns into a ambush and you have to drop them off at a backup point

[exotic condor]

first time with this ambush

imma check pls wait

im going to crystal

going to check wee

[pliant veldt]

funny thing, me and jerry got the latter, but we still had to drop it off at the point where the cops were. so we didn't have to go anywhere

[idle jetty]

lmao

[exotic condor]

why

why does hit squad goes sent

like im hitman ro smt

[warm grail]

lol

[exotic condor]

is document forgery good

should i buy

[warm grail]

not really its the worst out of the businesses

but up to you

[exotic condor]

acid lab full

nice

but this sessino low player

imma go to a public

can someone stay behind me with opressor?

[abstract trail]

Just buy it if you other

But it's don't make that much

But the good thing is you can save some money when you do salvage cars

Keeping

Can anyone do race with me??

[pliant veldt]

I can in a bit

[abstract trail]

Tell me when you can

[pliant veldt]

ready to race

friend request sent

[abstract trail]

Accept

You doing or I am doing?

Hosting

[pliant veldt]

I am right next to it, so I can host

[abstract trail]

Ok

[pliant veldt]

doesn't matter who wins, just that we finish

[abstract trail]

This car is crap

💀💀

[pliant veldt]

I also didn't know there were 3 laps

ah well

[abstract trail]

Same

[pliant veldt]

Jester RR is really good

[abstract trail]

Well ty

@pliant veldt did you see my car

💀💀😭

[pliant veldt]

yeah I did

you were driving the LSCM Cheetah Classic

@azure river bought a new car

what do you think?

[abstract trail]

How many time we need to race to get LCM car?

[pliant veldt]

4 days in a row

[abstract trail]

Look good which car?

Is this

[pliant veldt]

Turismo Omaggio

[abstract trail]

Should I buy it too?

[pliant veldt]

I will test mine out first, but when I tested out a stock one it handled pretty well

sadly it has only primary color

[abstract trail]

You can't change??

[pliant veldt]

you can change the primary, but it doesn't have a secondary

thankfully you can make it almost all carbon

@abstract trail yeah the Turismo Omaggio is pretty good. handled well around corners, even with wet roads. not fast by any means, but handling-wise it's one of the best cars I've driven

and my track is pretty unforgiving, since it has several sharp corners

[abstract trail]

So it's good?

[pliant veldt]

yes

[abstract trail]

I buy it then

[pliant veldt]

well, get ready to pay 2.85mil

[abstract trail]

Can you tell me which aircraft to buy

Heli and stuff

[abstract trail]

I have 26m

No isuue

[pliant veldt]

oh alr

[abstract trail]

I have cayo and diamond casino heist ready

[pliant veldt]

well, do you have any aircraft so far?

[olive lynx]

Is the crew session active???? I js woke up

I need to sell nc

[pliant veldt]

think it's already over

[abstract trail]

Raiju

Buzzard

And cargobob

That it

[idle jetty]

yeah only 3 of us left in the session and I think 2 of us are AFK'ing 😂

[pliant veldt]

@abstract trail I suggest B11 if you happen to get into any dogfight. it turns really well and it has a lot of armor.

it also has bombs if you want to bomb anyone

if you take bombs, here a tip: go for standard bombs

they deal the most area damage

[abstract trail]

Just b11?

[olive lynx]

Yo woody can you defend me while i sell my nightclub in a public session

[pliant veldt]

you can also get a FH1 Hunter, it's the best offensive helicopter, but you need another person to get the most out of it

[simple solstice]

B11 for armor
Pyro for speed and maneuverability
Raiju if you just want to spam stealth to ambush people
Starling if you just want to ruin somebodies entire week

[idle jetty]

currently eating dinner and doing some other things, so not really

[olive lynx]

Anyone else

[pliant veldt]

I can

not doing anything

[simple solstice]

Good luck selling in pub. Hopefully no e-gangsters

[olive lynx]

high risk high reward

[olive lynx]

what's your username

[simple solstice]

Unless you run into a gaming chair user. Then its just no reward

[pliant veldt]

TheMTJ-SK

@olive lynx make sure you have a flare gun with you just in case

[olive lynx]

good idea

[pliant veldt]

you can redirect missiles coming at you, sorta like flares on an aircraft

[simple solstice]

People forget the flare gun even exists ngl

Im still waiting for the day I get lucky enough to hit somebody with a flare and have them blow themselves up

[real saffron]

did you try pouring gasoline on them first?

[olive lynx]

trevor is that you

[pliant veldt]

@olive lynx I have Deluxo, so I can deal with , you just worry about the missiles not hitting you

[simple solstice]

You prefer the deluxo over the mk1 for dealing with noobpressors?

[pliant veldt]

invite me again

[olive lynx]

mk1 has buzzard level tracking

[simple solstice]

Not even close

mk1 tracking is actually pretty good. Not as good as deluxo / toreado

but still really solid

and certainly better than mk2 tracking

[pliant veldt]

oof, that's a bad NC location @olive lynx

once you have enough money change it

[simple solstice]

where is it

[olive lynx]

mk2 got nerfed so much. I still remember the speed glitch when it came out

[pliant veldt]

Elysian Island

[simple solstice]

[olive lynx]

Yeah on my old account I had the vinewood one

[pliant veldt]

Strawberry is also good since it's in the center of the city

[simple solstice]

Remember the speed glitch?

[pliant veldt]

no need to invite me, I'm right outside

[olive lynx]

Yeah I heard of this new one as well

[simple solstice]

its incredibly goofy lol

[pliant veldt]

@olive lynx you can start

[olive lynx]

fr you gotta walk so far when you spawn anything

[simple solstice]

Really difficult to recreate

[pliant veldt]

it even spawns vehicles that far away? damn

[simple solstice]

Elys island is just

[idle jetty]

yeah where my marker is hovering, is where the vehicles spawn at their closest. And the NC is that building at the bottom of Elysian Island

[pliant veldt]

@olive lynx ghost org

[simple solstice]

yeup, the entire area is one massive "grey zone"

its awful

pretty sure in some spots if you try to call your vehicle it'll genuinely spawn in the middle of the city

[idle jetty]

I started off there, then obviously moved up to Vinewood when I learnt that was better overall

[azure river]

which car is this??? looks sick

[azure river]

oh dam

is that the one in vinewood rn

[simple solstice]

People forgetting the omaggio exists

[azure river]

hhey i started last month..

[simple solstice]

Fair enuf

[round scaffold]

They should give it hsw

[simple solstice]

Lot of those older cars need some modernization

[azure river]

i say they give hsw to everything

[simple solstice]

the older cars still use the original deform models right?

[azure river]

i dont even know which cars are old and new :D

[pliant veldt]

@olive lynx prepare off radar

[azure river]

the ocelot penetrator does seem like an old car

is it an old car?

[pliant veldt]

sorta yes

[simple solstice]

2016

[azure river]

yeee knew it

[pliant veldt]

oh no

sorry

[olive lynx]

LMOOOOOOO

I CLOSED GAME

I HOPE I STILL HAVE STOCK

[simple solstice]

did you get gamer chaired or just regular griefed

[pliant veldt]

you should

[abstract trail]

@pliant veldt bro you know someone who can help me for criminal mastermind??

[pliant veldt]

I accidentally blew him up

[olive lynx]

resgister as ceo to keep the spot

[simple solstice]

MTJ was the griefer all along

gg

[olive lynx]

Apparently bulletproof tires was not enough safety

[pliant veldt]

@olive lynx were the cops going after you or no?

[olive lynx]

nah

[pliant veldt]

shit

[olive lynx]

It's fine

[pliant veldt]

atleast no one went after us

[olive lynx]

Yeah the ghost org really help get us to grand senora at which point no one's gonna be bothered to come

[idle jetty]

shit certainly does happen

[abstract trail]

Ghosted lol

[pliant veldt]

as soon as I saw the fire on the wheels, I knew I had made a mistake

[olive lynx]

SHIT I LOST IT

LMAOOOOOO

It's ok MTJ

[real saffron]

eh easy come easy go

[olive lynx]

You had good intentions

[simple solstice]

gg

I'll give you guys a cayo if you want it

[pliant veldt]

imma feel like shit for the rest of the day

[olive lynx]

I still respect you more than griefers who actively seek to destroy cargo

[pliant veldt]

no need

[real saffron]

panther statue

[olive lynx]

No it's okay, money (even if it was 2 mil) can always be made again, but friendships are precious

[pliant veldt]

atleast no need for me

[simple solstice]

Never even seen one

it genuinely took me 67 cayos to get anything besides tequila